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Okay, we're rolling. >> All right, >> your mic looks good. Yes. You know how. to operate that bad boy. >> You know, we have a really interesting. connection. >> What? >> So, you were the star on Hulu's Drag. Extravaganza. >> Hulu. Dragza. Hulu. >> So, my husband did all the music for. that. He did like the scoring. >> and. >> I think I went to his I think I went to. your house to record then. Was it your. house? >> I don't know if you went. Um, there was. a couple different like artists that did. songs, but he did like all the scoring.

like kind of sound effects stuff and. then the American Slasher song was his. >> Oh, dope. >> And you were on that. Um, but you were. incredible in that. That was back in. 2022. >> I know. It feels like it was so long. ago, but I guess 4 years is not It. really was not that long. We No, >> we're hoping we were we we're going to. get a It'll be an annual. >> I would love that. >> thing, but you know, Hulu had other. plans. >> Maybe they'll bring it back. >> thanks to this Hulu. Lulu, where you at? You know, we've got some Drag. Extravaganza fans.

>> Yeah, that would be dope. No, it was it. was such a fun project. It was great. I. love that show. >> Yeah, but I'm just I'm so impressed cuz. I feel like What can't you do? >> Uh. eggs properly. >> What is your go-to? Scrambled. >> Well, no. I like an omelette because. scramble I never get it right. And my my. grandmother used to make eggs and she. used to put like a little milk in them. and I was like and it was like the. perfect egg. >> and I just I don't have it fluffy and I. just don't have what it takes. Then I I. get I get sucked into all these Tik Toks. with the people making Japanese eggs.

>> Oh, >> the Japanese eggs are like a whole It's. like a whole thing. That's new for me. >> I'm on I'm on egg talk currently. >> I'd like to get over there. >> Destroy this egg. That's fine. >> I don't I don't know my own strength. >> It's We're all full of chaos here. Like. my main goal is just to like provide. chaos so you leave the room feeling. better about your life. >> Okay, good. Okay, good. >> Yeah, good. >> Cuz you're on tour right now. >> I'm on tour right now. High heels bad. knees. Um around the United States. I. did a bunch of dates in the spring, winter, now we're doing some in the.

fall, summer, going to Australia, going. to Down Under Down Under. Yeah, Kath. Kim. I'm doing that. And um yeah, it's. it's all really great. I I really love. doing standup. Sign up is my thing. I. enjoy it. It's so liberating just being. yourself on stage. Um saying having the. audience in the palm of your hand for. your next bit, your next joke, your next. joke. I love it. >> Your crowd work is incredible. >> Thank you. >> Like absolutely incredible. I'm just. like And you get such juicy. >> juicy little stories.

>> You never know. You never know. You. never know what's what what's weird. stories are lurking out there, you know. >> It's really good. But for those that. aren't familiar with our icon over here, today we are joined by Monae Exchange, >> Drag Race winner, Miss Congeniality, um you I'm just like you're classic. opera trained DJ. >> Again, you're very well-rounded and I. think you've just gone through a lot of. experiences in life. Like I watched your. Chelsea Handler episode, like the.

mushrooms, and then I watched your. Z-Wway, and you went through like a big. foot surgery, and I'm like, I did. >> It's called FFS, foot feminization. surgery. >> But you like you cut tendons. >> Oh, yeah. They cut tendons. I didn't. know the tendons were going to be cut. until I was in the moment. And you're. awake for that surgery. >> Nope. No. >> So, you hear the tendons cut. I don't. know if everyone has had, if anyone. listening has ever cut a tendon before, >> it's very crunchy cuz they're they're. like cartilage. You just hear a It was. It was intense. It was intense.

>> That's not going to top anything I have. today. So, Um, but I think you'll. you'll knock these stories out of the. park. So, the theme I've got is kind of. like strict program. >> Okay. Strict program. >> Yeah, these people are kind of on strict. programs or maybe they need to be on a. stricter one. >> That's what you're saying. That's what. you're saying. >> It's kind of like this new slang thing. I've watched a lot of Love Island. >> I'm watching a lot of Love Island right. now. >> UK or US? >> I finished season 8 of America. Okay. I. went back and watched season 7. retroactively. >> Okay. >> Have you ever seen season season 7.

America? >> No. >> Wait, was that one with Maya Papaya? >> Yes. >> Yes, I watched that. >> with um Huda. >> Yeah. >> The Crash Out of the Century. >> Yeah. >> But it's like crazy that like when it. came to I I just watched a reunion two. nights ago and I I guess in real time. she had the most following. She was like. so beloved by the fan base and I was. like she was a nut job in the in the. villa. How. people. Did you watch her in in real. time? I did. >> Okay. Yeah. People So, did you love her?

>> I was confused. a little. Um, I thought she was fine. Just, you know, maybe shouldn't have. been working through things very. publicly on Love Island. >> Yeah. >> But this season of UK so good. >> Is it? Okay. I got to watch UK. Where do. you watch it? >> Um, I've been watching it on Disney. Plus. Hulu. >> Okay. I work. I watch it. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of good. But okay, let's see what you think of these ones. >> Okay. Now, let me say something. I love. Reddit, but I'm on like gory Reddit. I. like like a lot of like fights. >> You and Bob both. >> Oh, yeah. I love fights on Reddit, but I.

don't go like he likes like the knockout. >> like like I'm not when when it gets that. far, I I I move on. >> He shared a subreddit with me that I was. like, I never want to be back there. >> Yeah. No, no, no. I don't that's too. far. I like it when it's just a nice. little schoolyard fight or like a little. bar fight between two machu bros like, "Hey, you looked at my girlfriend, man. >> You look at my girlfriend." Yeah. Apologize, man. Apologize. A little. punch. A little want to. Yeah. >> When it gets like,

>> then you're out. >> Then I'm out. >> Okay. >> Yeah. No. No. >> That's good for us all to know. >> Okay. Good. >> Okay. Let's dive in. >> Okay. Okay, so up first, okay, >> I have three rapid fire stories that are. just going to really ease us into it. Make sure you're prepared for everything. else I have. Okay,

>> so up first for us here coming from Amma. the titled Am I the for. saying no to a bedroom brat? >> Ooh, a bedroom brat. So, it's definitely. something sexual. Some you like saying. no. cuz you wanted some like little like. little. bedroom bunny that wants to be taken. care of. Yeah, that's what I'm getting. >> Okay. So, I'm 8 months pregnant and my.

husband made a brat. It's supposed to be. brought for a nighttime snack at 9:30. p.m. >> Like a brat worst. Uh-huh. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> He brought it up to our room where I'm. currently laying trying to get comfy, which is hard, so I'm a little more. cranky than usual. The smell was way too. much for me. So, I told him to take it. downstairs. He was mad and said he was. tired and just wanted to eat in bed with. his delicious bedroom brat.

>> Oh my god. >> I'm exhausted from working all day and. then switching to mom mode for our two. kiddos under four. I don't want to smell. meat all night long and want as peaceful. a bedroom as possible. Am I the. for making him eat his food elsewhere. aside from our bedroom? >> No, you're not the First of. all, you are carrying this man. You are. 8 months pregnant. You're going to pop. any moment you think about delivering. the babies out. You know what I mean? And and I you know I shocker. I've never. been pregnant.

>> No, I've I never have. Okay. Not for. lack of trying. Um, and if I was. >> not for a lack of try. >> pregnant and I've heard that like senses. are so heightened like things smell. crazy or things look so like I can. imagine you're uncomfortable. You have. this alien growing inside of you. literally sucking up all the nutrients. out of your body. You can't get. comfortable and the last thing you want. to do is smell a kilbasa bratwor vinder.

vundabog in your bedroom. >> No. What kind of bun, too? Cuz a pretzel. bun, those kind of stains. >> Oh my god. Yeah, just sit. Eat it. downstairs. Eat it downstairs. >> Come on. I'm a bed eater, too. Like, I'm. a bed eater, too. I love a bed snack. I. do too. I do, too. I I I don't think. you're doing it when your partner is 8. months pregnant. You know what I mean? I'm like, chill downstairs with the. Bright Wars Kasa. Have it downstairs. And also, it's. >> done ins. brush your teeth cuz I don't want to. smell it on your breath lingering trying. to trying to pill a talk to me and I'm. smelling your your sausage. Not the good.

sausage. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Well, that's what the comments get. into, right? Yeah. >> So, the comments are like, "Not the. asshole." Also, this was not the story I. was expecting from the title. >> Yeah. >> And someone says, "There's only one kind. of sausage I want in bed, and it's not. grilled.". >> It's not grilled. No. >> There's another one here. Raised my kink. expectations for nothing. >> Ooh. Raise my kink expect. Well, I think. that you know you know what what it's. giving like. you you know you match with someone and. you're like you know it's been a date or.

two if you're you know if you're a. regular decent human if you're if you're. for something be an hour or two and you. think you're going to have an experience. and then the moment comes and it is. nothing like what you expected. You. built up all this expectation for a bad. exper. >> I know there's another comment here from. someone. They go, "His delicious bedroom. brought is how she ended up in her. condition to begin with.". >> The comments, they're good.

>> The comments always people in the. comments are so funny. >> They're so funny. >> They're so funny. >> I love it. >> Yeah. >> Okay, next one for us here. This is. coming from r/traumatize themback, a. subreddit where people kind of tell. these like almost petty revenge stories. >> Traumatiz them back. Okay. Today a lady. told me off for not seeing she needed. help. So I took out my prosthetic eye. >> Honestly work. >> I would like. >> Oh, you think you got me? I got you, >> It's It's like It's like that scene from.

Hercules with the oracles passing the. eyes. >> So, the story goes on to say, "I was. waiting to pick up a prescription a day. when I heard some shuffling beside me. For context, I'm blind on my left side. I lost vision in my left eye from. glaucoma and eventually had the eye. removed. So unless something is directly. in my line of sight, I genuinely might. not see it. When I finally turned. around, I saw an older lady struggling. to pick something up. So I offered to. help her. She snapped at me and said not.

to bother because if I actually wanted. to help, I would have been more. proactive. I told her I was sorry, but. I'm legally blind and I would have. helped sooner had I seen her. She then. hit me with, "People nowadays want to. self diagnose everything to avoid. responsibility.". So, I had it. I took out my prosthetic. eye, held it up, and told her, "You can. diagnose it yourself if you're so. uncertain.". >> Yes. >> Not a word from her after that.

>> Good. Honestly, you know, I got to be. honest. The whole thing of respecting. your elders, I'm like, I don't care who. you are, respect is always earned. And. if I. I have a disability and I am going out. of my way to help you and I'm met with a. vitriol of venom and violity. No. velocity. >> Okay gay. >> And I'm like yeah like that reaction is. so crazy. Like why would you jump to the.

negative when I was trying to help? Indeed. >> Sorry it wasn't. >> Yes it still got offered help. Yeah. >> I mean, people watch me struggle in the. store and I don't get any help. >> Exactly. You know, daily. >> Yeah. That's crazy. >> Daily. No. >> What a crazy reaction. >> I know. Honestly, it was justified what. you did. >> Yeah. It's This sounds like some East. Coast behavior. This was definitely like. Boston or New York or something. >> The old people over there are mad. >> They They definitely are. You're also. God, you're pulling out big words. Like.

I watched um Scott Evans episode with. you, House Guest, and you pulled out. another word with him and it was like. like beluga or it was like and he's just. like, "Okay, I'm going to need a. dictionary." I'm like, "That's kind of. You're giving you're giving smart.". >> Okay, let's get into the thick of it. now. >> Oh lord. >> That was just our warmup here. >> No, the warm up. >> That was our warmup. Yeah, it's going to be fine. It's going to be. absolutely fine. You got this. Okay,

>> this is coming from our/ relationships. It is titled, "My boyfriend of 3 years. refused to pull over while driving, pissed himself, and then kind of blamed. me for it.". >> Okay. As someone who has a very weak. bladder and I drink a lot of water, I. know a thing or two about emergency pe. situations. Okay. One time driving to. the city to driving into the city with a. friend from New Jersey to Manhattan. >> and we were on we were on the turnpike.

and I had to pee so bad. So like I'm. like I'm like I'm like tell I want I. have to pee. Like I have to pee. He's. like what you going to do? I was like so. I was like so I found the nearest exit. and but it was like rush hour. So the. line was like so long. So we're like on. the turnpike exit like six rows of cars. We're like 17 back from the thing. I. just get out the car and like leave the. car running and like run all the way to. the to like the shoulder to just pee on. the shoulder. I just had to in the. middle of traffic. It was like insane. I.

had to go though. >> So, it might be this person's fault. >> Okay, >> let's see. >> Let's see what you think. >> Yeah. >> My boyfriend, 27 male, and I, 28, female, have been dating for 3 years. We. were driving down the back roads for an. hour, and near the beginning of our. journey, he said he needed to piss. >> Okay. I asked him at least four or five. times if he wanted to pull over since he. was driving and he refused. We were. almost home with a gas station in sight. He said he couldn't make it any longer.

and pissed his pants. It was a very. awkward ride home the rest of the way, 10 minutes. I didn't mention it and I. helped him clean it up while he showered. and put on some fresh shorts. He then. tried to leave my house to return to his. own after he got out. I asked why and he. said that it was because of him peeing. itself and it happened because I was mad. at him over something that he had said. before we left from our destination. Not. really relevant to the problem. He said. he wanted to go home to discuss it and.

that he didn't want to pull over so he. could get out of the car quicker. I. didn't really understand his explanation. in this but I haven't pushed Reddit. I. have a hard time dealing with this. On. one hand, I know bodily functions. sometimes cannot be controlled, but he. was in full control of the car and. himself and refused to pull over. Then. he kind of shifted the blame to me. I've. had a hard time looking at him the same. way. I mean, he is a grown man. Why is. he pissing himself? I feel terrible for.

feeling this way, but he never acted. embarrassed or anything. Just kind of. got defensive. I asked him if this has. ever happened before, and he insisted. that it hasn't. Mhm. >> Am I overreacting to what happened? I. feel like I might be. >> I feel like there's overreacting. happening on both sides. Number one, I. think that he is ridiculous for being. mad at her. Like you are a grown man. You in control of your body. Like you I. think he's probably trying to be like, "No, no, I I I can hold it. I I don't. need to pull over. Like I can hold it.". So there's that there. And I also think.

that she is maybe t taking it a little. too personal, too. Like I think, you. know, sometimes guys try to be so macho. You got to like kind of call him out and. be like like and it's I hate that. sometimes women have to do this for men. but kind of help him sort through his. emotions cuz he's clearly projecting his. feeling of insecurity and upset that he. pissed himself in front of her. >> I mean I'd be very embarrassed insecure. >> Well, you know I I I pissed myself on. Drag Race. >> Yes, girl. Let me tell you. >> That was not in the highlight clips and.

I watched an hour and a half of them. >> What? >> No, it's it's a secret moment no one. knew happened. It was on the pound. episode. My first time I was in the. bottom when I did my the Pony Alarm lip. sync and I had to pee so bad and the. judging that that you see on TV like. it's like what 10 minutes in real life. it was about 2 hours. >> Oh my god. >> So I was sitting there and I was the. first one to get critiqued and I had to. pee so bad. I was like I had to pee. I. had to pee. I was like I can hold it. I. can hold it. They got to like the fourth. girl and I was like which is like an. hour and a half and I was like I can't. hold it. So like in the middle of.

critiquing whatever girl I was like hey. I'm sorry everyone like all the cameras. all production. I was like, I really. have to go to the bathroom. And then I. turn upstairs upstage and start walking. up the stage and just start peeing. myself in my costume on stage. >> I leaving a snail trail of urine in up. the stage. I go to the bathroom, change. my tides, come back, and when I walk. back on stage, Rufall stands up and. gives me a standing ovation. >> But I did. So I know. >> Oh my god. So you can really relate to.

him in a way. >> Yes, I can really relate. So there's a. lot of emotions. You're like, you're mad. at yourself, but you're trying to pass. the blame with someone else. So, I think. she needs to be like, "Hey, babe. I know. this was upsetting for you. I know that. you you don't want to pitch this stuff. in front of me, but we've been together. for 4 years. I've seen you do worse. Get. over it.". >> That is true. They have been together. quite some time. >> You know what I mean? Like, come on. If. if if you can't piss in front of your in. front of your partner, who how can you. piss in front of anyone else, you know? >> I know. I know. That is very true. >> Yeah. I also had a guy that tried to.

like get me to piss on him in like a. hookup situation. That's a big thing. >> It was a lot. And I was like, I feel. like you should advertise this before I. show up. That I shouldn't be met with. this request. >> Yeah. No, golden showers should. definitely be. >> right. >> in advance notice. >> Yeah, >> dude. There's like a crazy thing going. on with Golden Showers lately. >> Like, did you This is so There's a crazy. thing going on with Golden Shower. >> No, there really is. Like, have you ever. heard of Bonnie Blue? >> No. Who's Bonnie Blue? >> You don't want to know.

>> Now, now I have to know. don't want to. know. She is an Only Fans creator. She. might have been kicked off the platform. even, >> but she did this challenge to like have. sex with a thousand guys. >> I saw that. I heard about that one. >> Well, she's now pregnant and she's. having it. Well, she's having a baby. shower where everyone just come and piss. on her. >> while she's pregnant. >> Feels like CPS should be called already. >> Yeah. Preemptively. >> Like, >> oh god. >> Yeah. >> Does she know what the dad is?

>> I don't know. I'm not in her lore that. that much. I just see the horror from. people on news Yeah. news shows being. like Bonnie Blue is doing a baby shower. >> Baby shower is diabolical. That's insane. behavior. >> Bad. >> So then when you look at this, you're. like, this isn't that bad. >> It's not that bad. >> Not that bad. The top comment, you're. not overreacting. He pissed himself. instead of pulling over for a minute. He. was fully in control of his body and his. car the entire time. His actions are a.

result of his own decisions and have. nothing to do with you. I'd have trouble. respecting him ever again after hearing. him blame me for his decision to piss. his pants. It's like a toddler yelling, "Look what you made me do.". >> Literally. >> And that is that is something that's so. interesting about this. He was the one. driving the car. >> I know. >> So, why not just pull over? >> Yeah. And cuz like also if you don't. pull over, like what are you even like. showing? Like are are like how does that. make you look or feel more I I it seems.

like a weird thing to like you were. driving the bus babe pull over. >> That's why I'm like why are you bl and. to blame her? I pissed myself because we. got in a fight before we left and we had. an hour drive and I was just trying to. get home. So I wanted to piss in my. toilet and my toilet only. >> Like what? >> So you piss yourself? >> You piss yourself as crazy. >> I like I'm just like for what? It is. not. It's not worth anything. >> Yeah. >> Silly. >> No. Someone else in the comments shares.

another story from Reddit about. someone's boyfriend himself. while driving. >> Yeah. So, up that auntie. It's a big big. deal, I guess. But I wouldn't say. overreacting, but I guess how do you. want to proceed forward? Do you want to. cuddle him a little? >> I wouldn't cuddle. I I'm not into. coddling anything. Not even children. >> Okay. >> No one deserves to be coddled. So, >> not even kids. >> Not even kids. Yeah, I would I would. have to call him out. I would be like. this cuz also I think that this behavior.

would be indicative of things later to. come. Like if this is how you behaving. over something that you were in control. of that you did to yourself, >> what is the next thing going to be? >> I know that's a really good point cuz. like you've already gone so far as to. piss yourself to prove a point to me. >> Yeah. >> What comes next? >> You going to piss on me to prove the. point? >> Come in my heel. >> Like hello. >> What's going on? OP does respond and says that person. acting like a toddler is what it felt. like. I was like why did you do that?

And he was like you were mad at me. I. was so confused because I don't see how. the two correlate. >> Oh, I don't see either. I don't get it. I don't like it. >> No. And then OP even says, "I'm having a. really hard time feeling sexually. attracted to him since all of this.". >> Okay, I can talk to this. When when guys. when your partner starts doing things. not even sexually or like you it could. be the prettiest, buffest, whatever your. thing is and your partner is hot. Things. like that turn me off so bad and I get. so unattracted. I don't even want to. think. The thought of having sex with.

you repulses me because I hate other. behavior that you do. >> How do you get over an ick? Do you have. any advice for that? Cuz this could be. kind of an ick and that seems like. that's what you're kind of describing. >> Yeah. And I can't I can't When the ick. is there, it's there. I can't get over. it. But I am also a Pisces. So I'm a I. am a. >> when? >> Um February 19th. >> Oh, March 4th. >> March 4th. Oh my god, look at us. >> But I So I am a suffer and silencer. Like I will be have the ache and I will. suffer and I would just like go along.

with it. Go along with it until. >> it's too much. >> It's too much. I just like all right you. and then you're like done. >> Done for sure. >> Yeah. >> We do get an update on this. >> Okay. The update comes almost 20 days. later. So, she comes back and she's. like, "Here's how it went down.". >> Okay, I'm ready for it. >> If you can't see the original post, try. googling it. That thread blew up way. more than I thought it would. I had. originally posted it before 6 months ago. when the incident originally happened. and I didn't get any response. So, I.

truly thought I was underreacting and. kind of swallowed my concerns. But over. time, they kept creeping up, and I. started noticing more and more that. everything was my fault in his life. So, I decided to repost again. This post. really affirmed what I knew, but didn't. want to accept for whatever reason, that. the relationship had to end. >> Mhm. >> The thread made me think a lot about my. life and what our life together would. look like. All I could think about was. this, him pissing himself, happening.

again in the future. I thought about us. having kids and how he would deal with. them. I thought about having to make. tough decisions with him. I thought. about making tough financial decisions. I thought about having to go through. tough life events like losing a parent. I realized that I would always be blamed. for things that went wrong even though. they were not my fault or within my. control and that he wasn't someone I. could truly rely on for support. >> Yeah. >> It just took him to literally and. purposefully lose control of his own.

bladder for me to see this. I broke up with him a few days after the. original post. I told him I wasn't happy. with the relationship anymore and that I. wanted out. He didn't really fight or. ask why, so it was a surprisingly easy. breakup. He had other issues in his life. and refuses in general the idea of. therapy, so I didn't even suggest it. >> Got the red flags. >> Not really my problem or concern. anymore. Despite being together 3 years, I was surprised with how relieved I felt. when I let go. Pun intended.

I think I mourned the relationship for a. day or two and I've been totally fine. since. I've been hitting the gym almost. every day at lunch and have had plans. every night with friends or family. So, I really haven't let the loss of this. relationship get me down. I guess if. anything, it's really opened my eyes to. trusting my gut and my instincts. I knew. him pissing himself was up, and I. knew and felt like he was blaming me. I. should have trusted my gut and ended it. right there and then when he showed me. who he truly was. Let me tell y'all.

something right now. The gut is the most. powerful. organ in the body. Okay? The gut tells. you everything you need to know about so. many situations. I wish that I would. trust my gut more, but you always. there's always that that that stupid. thing in the back of your head. It's. like, well, no, but the gut is always. right. >> Every time I waited too long to do a. breakup, after the breakup and I got. through it, I was like, why didn't I do. that so much so much sooner? Like, why. did I wait this long? Yeah. He was. giving red flags from like everything. was going to be her fault. If you can.

make pissing yourself when you drive. your car somewhere, put that on the. person. Everything. >> when you put it like that, it's Yeah. >> Like when you driving the car, you're in. control of 80 100% of the things, but. it's somehow my fault. >> It's insane. >> It's insane. So is this next one. >> Oh god. >> This episode is brought to you by. Nintendo. Everyone's version of me time. is a little different. That's why the. Nintendo Switch 2 system is so fun. With. exclusive and Nintendo Switch compatible.

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R/Gabros. titled, "I compared my boyfriend to an. ex a year and a half ago and he's still. upset. How can we move forward? How can. I make it up to him? Me, 25 male, and my. boyfriend, 25 male, have been together. for just over 2 years. >> You're gay. I can't do it.". A year and 7 months ago, on our first. Valentine's Day, we were having sex. He. was bottoming, but he was struggling. I. am his first boyfriend and only sexual. partner. He is my third boyfriend and.

fourth sexual partner. I have a history. of ED. When he was struggling, I went. soft and became embarrassed. In a moment. of self-doubt, I said, quote, "It was a. lot easier with my ex.". Wh why would your brain even think about. saying that? >> I immediately regretted it and. apologized and he said, "Don't ever say. that again. It wasn't even true. I. struggled with all of my exes. I just. felt that in that moment I felt so low.

that I projected it onto him." I told. him this. Admittedly, it was to hurt. him, which I told him, too. I apologized. profusely and he said, "It's okay." And. we moved on. Over the last year and. seven months, he has randomly brought it. up as something that hurt him. Each. time, I'd apologize and reassured him. and we'd move on. But about three weeks. ago, he brought it up again. And this. time, when I apologized, he started to. cry and said that he should have broken. up with me back when it happened. That I.

ruined his first ever Valentine's Day. That he thinks about the comparison. multiple times a week, and every time we. have sex. He said he's now considering. breaking up. I told him it's not fair to. me to threaten this now. He said 3 weeks. ago he would work on the relationship. and go to therapy, but he still brings. up breaking up as a possibility. To be. clear, I have never repeated the. comparison or anything like it. And he. agrees that I have grown. He himself has.

said that the person I am today is much. better than who I was 2 years ago. >> He has said that he knows I didn't. deserve him 2 years ago, but the person. I am now deserves him. I think part of. it is that early on I made him feel. inferior for not having a boyfriend. before me. I'd bring up how glad I was. to have dated other people so I could. have a history. How glad I was to have. many sexual partners. And I told him. that I specifically went after him. because he had less experience than me. Again, I'm his first almost everything.

I want to make this up to him, but he. doesn't know how. I don't either. Any. advice? I know no one can read his mind, but any guidance would help. >> Oo, you know what? When you were a. Gabby, you're so sensitive and knowing. that you're bottoming and it's not going. right cuz bottoming there's oh my god, there's so many bells, hooks, le levers, and tugs to get it right. >> You know what I mean? And cuz there. especially if you like. >> you don't have the proper.

person or things online to teach you. like what to do cuz so there's so many. things that can that can go wrong. overdouching. like other things that really make it. difficult. So I get it being insecure. and saying but so the person had said my. boyfriend did it better was the bottom. or the top. >> So my boyfriend was bottoming. right? He was bottoming but I was. struggling. So. >> Oh he was struggling. >> I said to him it was a lot easier with. my ex. >> and he was the one who's experienced the.

top of experience. >> Oh so it wasn't even the bottom it was. the top. The tops are so bold these days. >> like that. >> Yeah, that's. >> Like you have someone being really. vulnerable. >> That's messed up. >> You can swear as much as you want here, babe. You're good. >> Like that's crazy. >> No. Like and it's would you call him a. gab? >> Yeah. Gaby. >> Gay baby. >> Gaby. Gay. Gay baby. >> I've never heard that before. >> Gaby. >> Oh my god. It's like this is You're. supposed to I feel like be the more. comforting teacher. >> Yes. Yeah. Also the bomb is the one.

doing all the work. you just, you know, getting up getting back there and, you. know, the bottom is has sometimes years. of preparation before you have to sit on. on a toilet bowl and make sure the water. runs clear for God knows how long and. the bottom is working. So to weaponize. your sexual experience because of your. insecurity is crazy. >> Mhm. >> And then so now and now the bottom is. like it's been haunting him this thing. >> Yeah. A year and seven months it stuck.

with him. >> Okay. Well, baby, you got to uh uh uh. pray it away or something. I mean, a. year and a half. Jesus Christ. He didn't. say he he didn't say your whole family. should die in a fire. He said, "My. boyfriend did a little better." I mean, I get your feelings hurt, but holding on. to that for a year and a half. >> Yeah. I will say doing the math here, that was said to him about 3 months. after starting dating. >> Okay. So, early early. >> Yeah. >> So, for me, I understand being hurt. still. I hold a grudge. >> Same. I hold a million forgive forget.

>> Same. Yeah. >> And I I tend to go a little scorched. earth when you I feel wronged. >> So for me, I'm like, I get it. But you. need to ask yourself, do you want to. feel like this forever? Cuz it also it. kind of eats at you. >> 100%. >> So do you want to feel like this? Option. one. I don't know. I don't think so. Two, can you go to therapy and resolve. it? Three, >> otherwise start fresh. >> Start fresh. Yeah. Break up and like. move over. Move on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And if it's going to be a. thing forever, like you don't want to be. carrying that baggage throughout the.

entire tenure of your of your. relationship if you end up getting. engaged when like you'll never it it. will never go away. It will always be a. thing that he said to you that you won't. forget. So it's like honestly cut the. cord and move on. >> Yeah. >> There's so many dudes out here. >> Well, do you find this to be a little. bit of a red flag, too? The part where. OP was like, I was so glad that I dated. other people so I could have a history. I was so glad to have so many sexual. partners. I told him that I specifically. went after him because he had less. experience than me. Like, do you find.

that to be kind of. >> It's a little problematic. I'm like, why. like like what is the vibe that you want. to create that you you like why why does. your partner need to have um less. experience than you? >> Feels like a power imbalance. Like I. want to be more superior than you. >> More superior. >> I'm better than you. Yeah, >> I'm not I'm I'm all about having. partners so you have experience and like. you know the more the more times you've. you know you've ridden a bike the better. you you'll be at it. So I get it. >> but the specifically wanted someone that.

has less experience than you like you. want to be able to like. >> take advantage. >> take them take advantage of them or. training to be your little perfect. bottom for you that I don't like. >> Mhm. >> I think that he is he wants someone with. less experience so he can always seem. like he know what he's doing. He's like, "I have the experience here." And the. bottom having less experience can call. him out and be like, "Well, that was not. good.". >> No. And that does kind of play into him. kind of struggling with ED. And if. there's more control, maybe it's less.

noticeable. Like, you don't have. experience. You don't know any better. You don't know any different. >> So, no, this isn't that big of a deal. Like, >> and hey, people struggle with ED. Like, it it happens. But you shouldn't. belittle someone else to bring yourself. up. >> I agree. And there's so many there are. so many fixes to ED. You know the gays. now they they they do try. Have you. heard about Trimax? >> No. >> Girls. with ED out there. They they they. there's like a syringe and you like. inject.

um uh what's the thing with Viagra into. like your penis? >> Oh, you're going direct. Not oral. Like. >> oral. It's like straight into the penis. Syringe. Inject. I've heard about penis. pumps. I feel like that's really common. for older adults. >> Yeah, but then like your penis becomes. like almost like amorphous. >> I've wanted to see one. This sounds so. weird. Purely for educational purposes. I just want to see one cuz I heard you. pump it up by squeezing the balls. >> Yes. >> And I'm like I just want to like. >> No, not not No, not your not the balls. Your body like the pump has a ball on. it.

>> Everyone was telling me Yeah. You. squeeze the balls and I'm like how do. they insert that? See, this is why I'm so glad you came. on. Education at its finest. >> No, it's a ball like a like a ball. that's like you know you you know what. it's like. >> So, how does it hook back up? >> Cuz it's like basically like a vacuum. that goes on the penis and it like. suctions to the penis and you know like. um like the old French perfume is like. the ball and you squirt like that. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like a a little tube with a. with like a ball like that attached to.

and you squeeze the ball and it pumps. >> Isn't there a surgery though where you. can get it inserted internally? >> Okay. So, an ex's. someone I used to deal with. Yeah. >> Someone in their family had this. >> So, I think that's what I'm talking. about. And I thought that one you. literally squeeze the balls and it it. does pump. >> What he had was like it was basically. like a like a like a button inside. So, basically like he became like Bane from. from from Batman. >> And you just like where do they put the. button? >> It's like in the ball area. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, like he his dad was like Bane.

He was like And then. And it's like ready to go. >> That's so crazy. Modern technology girl. Crazy. >> This is wild. >> I know. See, again, I would like to see. that purely for educational. >> Same. Same. I've never seen I would like. to see it, too. >> I just I'm curious. >> He was also older. I'm like I am 36 and. I barely want to have sex now. I'm like. when I'm in my late 60s, I don't. >> I know. >> I guess when you're ready to go is then. you don't have to think about just Okay. >> I feel like I don't know. Sex feels like.

it gets more fun after like 50. That's. what I've heard. I'm excited to get. there. >> Like I'm in the 30 slump. Like 32. I'm. kind of in a roommate phase. Like it's. hard when you're so busy and it's like. you got to like almost schedule it. >> Also, adult being adulting is so. annoying. You constantly you have to do. every like the the the lie that was sold. to us that we wanted to be adult and get. mature and be old. It's such it's the. biggest scam in history. Like when. you're a kid, you want nothing more than. to be an adult and be independent. Now. I'm an adult and independent. I want to.

I wish I could go back. I don't have to. pay for my bills. I don't have to put. gas in my car. I want someone to do it. for me. >> No, >> it's too much. >> The big lie becoming exhausting. >> It's exhausting. >> It's so bad. I found another story and I. haven't read it with you yet, but it. kind of plays into adulting. So, maybe. I'll hit it next, but we don't have an. update on this one. OP kind of responds. to people in the comments cuz some. people do pick a part that I went for. him because he's less experienced and. they basically just call him a psycho. Like word for word. Like what kind of.

psycho would say something like that to. their partner because the obviously. hurtful comment? This is the bigger red. flag in my opinion. You basically. belittled your boyfriend from the. beginning and act surprised that he. brings up your comment because you. probably completely crushed his. self-esteem. OP does respond. This was 2. years ago and I no longer say or act. that way. I have grown through this. relationship and my boyfriend agrees. that I have too. >> So they're still together. >> as far as we know. >> Yeah. And what was how long ago was. that? This post is from 2022.

>> Oh, wow. So recent. Pretty recent. So. technologies got even better for that. for the ED. >> Four years. >> Four years. >> Maybe they've come a long way since. then. >> Yeah. >> Maybe they're still together having a. good time. Um I don't. see any other posts on OP's account. >> Oh, the one and done. >> One and done. But I will say this post. is from about Reddit's saying 3 years, but it's from 2022, so whatever the math.

is there. >> Okay. >> But the account is 9 years old and a. verified email. >> Oh. >> So I'm going to send him a little chat. >> Oo. >> Cuz it'll go to his email if he's got. that notification on. >> Yeah. >> And I'll be like, "Do you have an update. for us?". >> And they give it to us now. >> You still together? I'm typing. >> They are active in a bunch of. subreddits. My producer Bailey is. telling me r/ balls. >> the pumping balls apparently. >> Maybe. Maybe they've looked into it. Yeah. Or like otherwise like bouncy.

balls. I don't know. R/Christianity. >> Oh, of course. >> R/ce Celebrity Penis. >> See, this one I'm going Red. You can see. what everyone You can see all the. groups, all all the subreddits they're a. part of. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> you know, God, >> that's why you need a throwaway account, not traced back to you. Okay, let's get into this little. adultting one because your tour is. really about like adultting. I heard. your knees crack. >> Yeah, you know, my knees just don't. before I used to be able to be on them. for so long and now I I used to have.

knees like Megan. Now I have knees like, you know, my grandmother. >> Martha Stewart. >> Like Martha Stewart. I Martha probably. has some good knees though. She's always. in the garden, you know. >> Oh, she is gardening. She's got horses. She just got feeasants for her birthday. >> Did she really know that? >> I'm a big Martha fan. I love. her. I don't know what it is. >> I just My goal is like. >> just I just want to go to a Martha. Stewart dinner party. >> She doesn't even have to talk to me. Just let me be in the room. >> That's like me and Rupaul. I want to go. to one of Rupaul's game nights. >> Oh.

>> yeah. I've never That's a good like. >> bucket list, >> right? >> You won. You haven't got invited yet. >> Girl, Rupon don't talk to us. Rupaul is. not hanging out with these girls. First. of all, drag queen steal. Can you. imagine a drag queen at his house? They. would steal. >> You think. >> they're thieves? They're all dangerous. and should not be allowed near regular. human beings. >> I wouldn't expect that group to be. kleptos. >> Oh yeah, they're kleptos, girl. They're. unsafe. I don't invite any queens to my. house. >> I'll go on Instagram and see someone to. use my spatula.

>> Oh my god. Anything. Anything's fair. game. >> Yeah. >> Okay, this next one's coming from true. off my chest. Sometimes I feel like my. life is just a series of awkward. goodbyes and overcooked pasta. I'm a 44-year-old guy and lately it just. feels like adulthood is pretending to be. fine with stuff that quietly drives you. nuts. My neighbor's dog barks like it's. trying out for a horror movie. My. hairlineines retreating like it's got. its own escape plan. >> And every quick nap spirals into a full. existential crisis. Yesterday, I dropped.

a plate, apologized to it out loud, and. only later remembered that it's not a. person. I also ended up reading through. a bunch of old text from 2017 like I was. on an emotional archaeological dig. I'm. not even that lonely, just surrounded by. way too much silence and overthinking. Try to act like I've got it all. together, but honestly, I'd love it if. someone just told me it's totally fine. to cry into a styrofoam box of lane once. in a while. Anyways, thanks for letting. me toss this out there. If anyone has.

ever caught themselves apologizing to an. object or nearly sent a hey, just. thinking about you text at 2 am and. blacked out, you're not alone. >> I've definitely sent one of those texts. I sent one last night. >> No, >> I sure did. >> It was good. It's one of those. I sent. it, but I didn't really want to do. anything cuz if it became anything, I'm. like, "Oh god, to that to that bottom. early. I got to go to the bathroom. It's. just too much work, >> you know? I wish I you know." Yeah. So, >> we've all been there. Yeah, you know,

>> we've all been there. We can only be so. perfect, you know. >> Yeah. Like, oh, this sounds fun. And. then when I sent I was like, why did I. do that? Cuz if I get a response, I am. I'm going to just go to bed. >> Did you un send or did you sit with it? >> No, I I submitted. Well, here's part of. the problem. >> The text message was green cuz they. don't. >> Oh, >> I know. >> That'll get you. >> I know. It's always the guys with green. text messages and a mattress on the. floor that do you right. You know what I. mean? >> No. No bed frame. >> No, no bed. risks.

>> I feel like that is a defining moment in. adulthood is like when you go from. mattress on the floor and you get rid of. the navy blue sheets and you get a bed. frame and maybe some curtains. >> Some curtains would be nice. >> Curtains would be good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, everyone's. entitled to a little fun every now and. again. >> I hope you get a response. >> Yeah, I will. >> I think. >> you know who you are. Hey. >> Okay. Off to this next one. This one. might need a little bit of love. >> and prayer. >> Maybe some tender kid gloves.

>> Okay, I'll I'll I'll address it. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> I know you know a thing or two about a. sponge. >> I do. >> So, I was combing through Reddit and I'm. like, let me find a good sponge story. and I came across this one and the title. just blew me out of the water. >> Oh god, what is it? So, it is coming. from r/offmy chest titled hopelessly. attracted to Spongebob Squarepants. >> Like Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend. >> I'm not sure how to put this, but I'm in.

love with Spongebob. It's not only that, but I'm sexually attracted to Spongebob. as well. >> Oh, >> the only person that knows is my very. best friend, but he thinks I'm joking. about it. I've talked to strangers on. the internet before, but I've only. really met ridicule outside of a handful. of people. Mhm. >> I fully believe this is affecting my. ability to have a meaningful. relationship with a real person, too. I'm not sure how I identify either. I. know I'm a 21-year-old male, but I don't. know if I'm attracted to other males,

females, or any of the other things. people identify themselves as. But I. think if I could get past my unhealthy. desire for a cartoon character, I could. at least figure it out. My friend jokes. that I'm sponge sexual, and I go along. with it because I think he'd stop being. friends with me if he knew it was. actually a real attraction. It's not. just watching Spongebob either. I read. and write fanfiction. I look at Rule 34. art, and I have so much Spongebob stuff, it clutters my room. I'm so ashamed, but.

at the same time, I do try to embrace. who I am. But every time I do, I end up. feeling more ashamed and repeat the. vicious cycle all over again. I know in. the grand scheme of things, this isn't. really that big of a deal and people. have way worse issues than I do, but I. need to tell someone and really work on. getting my head on straight. The past. few days, this has just eaten away at me. to an unhealthy level. I find myself. crying, unable to sleep, and I don't. feel like eating. My parents think I'm. depressed. Maybe I am. They want to.

help, but I think they'd disown me if. they knew the truth. They know I'm a. Spongebob fan and it doesn't phase them. at all since they say there are far. worse things I could be into. Sorry for. the rambling. I just don't know what to. do anymore. And I had to tell someone, anyone, how I was feeling. I thought. about making a throwaway account since. my post history would be cringey to the. average person. But I figured why. bother? >> Attracted to Sponge. I don't know what. it is about Spongebob that is so. attractive. Like is it the the the.

corner edges? Is it. >> the multiple holes? >> The multiple holes. >> So I will say this is a big a big big. kink. >> Oh, the sponges. >> So I sponges, but more specifically. Spongebob. Yeah. And I was like Monae knows Sponge. Monet knows Bob. I feel like I'm like. you know you'll you'll be good on this. I mean, you know, to each again, knocking shaming, whatever your thing. is, but there just nothing about.

Spongebob that's sexually appealing or. attractive. The voice, I can't even do it. Like, imagine that. when you're like someone's climaxing, that's awful. >> The dolphin noise. >> The dolphin. Oh my god. >> I can't I don't even want to attempt. >> I could I I could get I could get into. Squidward. Squidward got that nose on. him. You know what I mean? >> Sandy. A lot of people have Sandy the. squirrel. >> To Sandy. Um, but this is a big thing. I. mean, I then started going deep diving, looking at other accounts, other subs.

There's a post from two months ago from. Off My Chest. Spongebob Squarepants. turns me on. One day I was watching Spongebob and. boom, all over the ceiling, >> like scary movie 2 style. >> Yeah. There's another post from Ask Me. Anything that's actually coming from a. woman. I'm 28, female, in love with. Spongebob since I was eight and going to. therapy for that reason. Ask me. >> going to therapy. >> Yeah. Like this is like multiple people. are deeply affected by Spongebob.

>> Oh my god. >> Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? Haha. I. knew someone would do that. >> Have you tried banging a guy in a. Spongebob costume? >> Oh, okay. There's a thing. >> I know what you mean, but it wouldn't be. the same for me. The person says, >> OP, >> I don't want a guy in a Spongebob suit. >> I want Spongebob. >> I want Spongebob. It's not a fetish. I'm. deeply in love with him. >> Trying to think. Is there any There's no. character that I'm like that. I mean, maybe. Maybe. >> What about the Grinch? I've had that.

fetish before. >> No, I don't like hair. I sp I'm full I'm. like a dolphin. I'm like full body laser. hair removal. That's what I want. I. think too. I could do a little chest. hair. The little chest hair is cute. But. the Grinch is too much. >> Grinch is too much. >> Someone's walking with a hairball, you. know. >> Spirit the horse is a big sexual. awakening for a lot of. >> the horse is a good one. I like that. >> Um Shrek is on a lot of people's hear me. out cakes. >> Not no for me. What about Handsome. Shrek? >> I've never seen Handsome Shrek. >> You've never seen Handsome Shrek? >> No. How handsome is he? >> I mean, he looked pretty good. Chiseled.

Very chiseled jaw. All that jazz. >> Handsome Shrek. >> Here's some pics of handsome Shrek. >> Oh, when he gets got it. >> Mhm. >> No, I don't like that either. >> Okay, I will show you what the rule 34. art is. >> Rule 34. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, OP was like, I've unless. you don't want to see it. It is. >> No, I I want to see it. >> Okay. And just to be clear, rule 34 is. an internet meme and cultural adage. stating that if something exists, there. is pornography of it.

>> Oh, yes. I agree with that. >> Okay. >> For sure. >> So, I looked up rule 34 art Spongebob. and. >> Oh, god. I. >> I cannot show it on the video version of. this show. It would instantly get us. demonetized. Oh my god. >> I mean, they do Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, and Spongebob. >> Oh wow. Squidward, Patrick, and. Spongebob having a good time in that. little tiki house.

>> Sandy. Sandy is a really. >> I think a lot of people are into Sandy. >> Also, the whale girl. I love her, too. >> Pearl. >> Pearl. >> Pearl. Yeah, they really did pearl up. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Spongebob and Squidward. It's. something that there is pornography of. it for. >> seeing all that. Are you kind of like. >> No, I don't think it does it for me. still. I'm still team Squidward. >> Spongebob is too round. Also, I'm not. into short kings. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. You got to be at least 6'2 to get. on this ride, you know. >> Oh, >> although I was reading this, someone.

read this statistic to me. Apparently, like less than 8% of the male population. is taller than 64. >> 8%. >> Less than 8%. I can see it. >> Which I feel like I meet a lot of tall. like really tall guys. But. >> yeah, it does feel like uh I think we're. getting shorter though. I think I've. heard that where humans right now are. getting shorter. >> I wish I were shorter. I'm too tall. >> I think you just need to go to like. Scandinavian or Nordic countries. >> and get like the the Have you seen guys. getting the the the the knee surgery to.

be taller? >> Dude, that's insane. >> It's insane. >> Not worth it. >> Not worth it at all. >> Do not do that to yourself. >> Guys will do anything but go to therapy. Like I need to be taller. No. >> So, you're not into it, but what advice. would you give this person? >> I would tell them, you know, life is too. short, baby girl. If Spongebob is what. is doing it for you, making you have a. good day, making you live your life, baby, you flick your beans to Spongebob. as much as you want to. Also, AI is. wait, not AI, but there are um things.

that you can do, I'm sure, that you can. have a very realistic Spongebob. experience using computer technology. >> There you go. You know what I mean? VR. headset. >> VR headset. Yeah, >> slap that Oculus on. Get Spongebob in. there. Y'all can have intimate night. >> I bet. Honestly, I bet it exists. And. you know, there's a lot of people in. life that are just looking for like a. platonic almost like a I don't know, like a lavender marriage kind of vibe. Lavender. >> Like you can be with Spongebob but then. have that person for partnership and.

camaraderie. >> Yeah. >> But then maybe they're into something. else. Like this is bringing me back. I. um I read a story a while ago where this. guy was in love with a roach woman and. it was this this roach character turned. woman named Ogtha and he was in love. with her and ended up marrying her and. >> no that's what made him. >> Yeah. Ogtha. >> Oh god. What am I doing? So, I mean, there's ways if you're, you know, out.

there, there's ways to be be happy, >> I guess. But at what cost? Imagine inviting your family to your to. your marriage to. >> a roach. >> A roach. >> No. No. I'm not a big fan of roaches. >> Same. I don't think anyone is a fan of. roaches. Well, not sure. Clearly, someone is. >> Someone. >> Yeah. Husband is. I'm from New York. City. I want to see no roach. >> No. I have a hard time. Like, I know we. have a lot of rat lovers in the Twihat. community, too. I had one like almost. jump out of a tree at me last night. So.

like that freaks me out. >> I would die. >> I literally I just I went to go like. grab one of my hor's toys and like. coming down the tree was a big rat and. like I just. >> no lost. >> at that point. Throw me away, skin me. alive, boil my skin, clean it off and. then put it back on my body. >> I can't deal with rodents. Do. >> you have any pets? >> I have a a hairless cat, Colleen. >> You really don't like the hair? And no, I don't like the. >> You're like, "No hair on my cat either.". >> And um I'm also I got I got an allergy.

test a few months ago. >> A few years ago, sorry. And I found out. I'm allergic to number one horses. >> You can't come to my house. >> Number two, um rats and mice. I'm. allergic to those. >> Okay. >> And then number three are dogs. Four. cats. >> It's like all animal dandruff basically. >> I know. Yeah. So I can't with that. Have you ever pet a giraffe? >> I never pet a giraffe. >> You'd probably be allergic to them. >> because they're in the same They're like. in the horse family.

>> Yeah, they have them at the LA Zoo. You. can feed them for like five bucks. >> Yeah, probably have a really bad. reaction. And so I got the test done and. I was like, "Oh, whatever. It's a little. like test, whatever." And then I I was. doing this I was shooting a pilot for. this show and one of the shots they had. us we drove out to Tmacula and they. wanted us to ride horses in Ryan country. in Tmacula. So I was like like is anyone. allergic to horses? No. Anything? I was. like, "No, I'm on the horse.". >> And I feel my face like getting a little. itchy. I feel like I'm like, >> "Oh my god, why am I feeling it?".

>> Oh, no. It's like seriously. >> happening. And then Trinity the Tuck is. also in this and she was ahead of me. She turned around to ask me a question. and she goes, "Oh my god." I was like, "Face this." I was like, "What?" I'm. like, "Hitch." You ever seen the movie. Hitch or Will Smith? >> Do you have a picture? Did you take a. picture of this? >> No, I didn't. But like my eyes are so. red. My face is swollen up. They had to. run and get me an epip pen. Yeah, I was. going to say that's like anaphylactic. >> Yeah, I was having like an over. reaction. I was like I just thought it. was a little I thought I would sneeze. Not that I would like.

>> like blow up like that. >> Yeah, >> that is really. >> That's why I got a hairless cat cuz I. was like but what they don't tell you is. that. >> you have to oil them. >> It's No, it's not the hair that you're. allergic to. It's their saliva. It's the. enzyme in their saliva that makes you. allergic. So that's why hairless are. better because they don't have hair. >> They're not really grooming themselves. But it's not the fur, it's the hair. I. mean, it's it's a. >> No, that makes total sense. >> But I got it. I was like, "Oh my god." I. was like, "Oh my god, I got this. hairless cat. I'm going to be good." The. first three months of my cat were awful.

I was constantly think But then my body. just got accustomed to it. So now I'm. like, >> "Did you get the shots?" Allergy shots. >> No. No. >> I know a lot of people do that. >> Yeah, I know. But I heard those are like. not always effective. I'm like, "No, whatever.". >> That is intense. >> Your cat is so lucky. >> She's a little sweet girl. >> Yeah, because like a lot of people would. have given up. like three months is. >> I know. >> you're you every story you tell me I'm. like you are such a trooper. >> I am a sufferer in silence. I suffer I. will suffer in silence a lot. >> Are like so. >> I'll just go with it. Just go with it.

but to my own detriment sometimes. It's. it's silly. >> Yeah. What's a big word that I'm trying. to think of? It's like you persevere. >> Oh, I like that. I'm a persevere bra. >> You're fluid. Adaptable. >> I am adaptable. >> There's another big word I'm looking. for. You probably know it. >> I'm anaphylactic. Oh, that's allergic. >> No, but it's just like you really are. able to roll with the punches and just. like be a bigger better person because. of it. >> Well, I don't know about being a better. person. Definitely a bigger person. Not. a better person. >> You have really good energy.

>> Oh, I appreciate that. I try to be a. positive light in the world. >> Yeah. I feel like you only would. probably sabotage Bob. >> For sure. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Often. >> Okay. This next one for us. Have you. ever been told you have too much boob? So, in drag, I had these like foam boob. inserts and to give myself a nipple, which Kim Kardashian copied off of me. >> Oh. >> I would put a tight on it and I would. tie like I cut the tight and I would tie. like a knot in the thing so it looked. like a nipple. So, I had these like very.

like fierce big nipples in drag. >> Okay. >> And then cut to who made a nipple bra. about three years ago? Oh, Kimberly. I. think it's cuz of me. >> I bet it was. >> Yeah, I think so. But so that's to say, yes, I like big. I have told them my. boobs are too much. >> Okay. Well, this person was also told. their boobs were too much. >> This is coming from r/am overreacting. Am I overreacting for being upset when. my brother-in-law told my husband that I. had too much boob? So I, 22 female, have.

never been particularly close with my. brother-in-law, 30 male, or his wife. But my husband is, he's 23 male. They've. lived together for around 7 years. Actually, he feels indebted to them as. they rescued him from a difficult. household situation involving other. family members and substance abuse, which I understand. However, I get the. sense that they never really approved of. me. They are religious and traditional. and I dress alternative and dye my hair.

In fact, one of the first things. brother-in-law ever said to my husband. when we first started dating was, quote, "You like that hair?" It was pink at the. time. I tolerate most of it. But. recently, my brother-in-law had my. husband meet him at a restaurant for a. talk. >> Uhoh. >> Brother-in-law told him that he and his. wife had had a discussion and decided. that I have too much boob. His exact. wording to husband. And they don't like. the way I dress. Nor do they want me.

around their 8-year-old daughter if I. dress like that because they don't want. her to think that's okay. When husband. came home and told me about this, I was. so embarrassed. I started sobbing. Husband got annoyed with me because he. can understand where they're coming. from. >> Oh god. >> And things it wasn't unreasonable to. say. Brother-in-law also told him that. they were upset that I didn't seem to. want to come around very often. And so. >> you think. >> so. I told my husband that stuff like.

this is exactly why I don't feel. comfortable around them. and he got. angry and then left the room. I have. triple D's. I can't exactly help the. amount of boob I have because no matter. what I wear, they will always be there. I don't want to start wearing. turtlenecks or a binder every time I. have to see them. And I've never dressed. inappropriately around them on purpose, ever. I added some pictures of my. outfits for reference. Am I overreacting. for being upset? both at brother-in-law.

for saying that and at my husband for. taking their side. I've seen. brother-in-law and his wife in person. since then, and they always act super. nice to my face and never mention the. way I dress or anything, which makes me. feel even weirder that they forced my. husband to say that to me and then act. like it never happened. I almost would. have preferred they just say it to my. face. Just being around them gives me so. much anxiety now. I feel like they're. judging everything I do. Am I. overreacting? >> Can I Can we see the pictures? You sure.

can. >> I want to see. >> So, this is picture one. >> Okay. Yeah, that is so modest. >> You could literally wear that to church. >> Literally, >> it is like a longer cardigan, black. sweater, a little lacy dress, some flat, >> but the boobs are covered. The dress. goes down below her below her knees, I. think. >> Yeah, below the knees. It's almost like. um midcfe. >> Yeah, midcfe. >> A midi. >> Yeah. >> Okay, that's picture number one. Picture. number two. >> Girl, there's nothing wrong with this.

outfit either. >> Tank top looking like spaghetti strap. dress, sweater tied around, Converse. Very cute. >> Yeah. Not at all. Their issues are not. about your boobs, girl. >> They They're using that as like the mask. to really to to convince their brother. >> to not be with you because they have. other issues. It's not a bunch of boobs. Also, I'm so sick and tired of people. trying to police women's bodies and like. so because first of all, we we all have.

breasts. Men, women, girls have breasts. Why can I'm at the beach. I'm like, let. women walk around with like why can. dudes have their pecs out, but women can. have their their their pecs out. >> I know. >> So, I think that they're masking it as. some fake reason. They're they're trying. to call your boobs. The picture you. sent, not unless you're sending us this. and you walking around you out there in. like a slingshot bikini. You know what I. mean? Even then, no. >> This is cutesy. Yeah, this cutesy. It's. great. They're using that as an excuse. They're masking some other thing. And I. This is a red flag for the family and.

sister-in-law. How dare. Shame on you. >> Well, and the bring the daughter in it, too. They don't want me around their. 8-year-old daughter because if I dress. like that, they don't want her to think. it's okay. That's crazy. >> That's insane. >> That's insane. Also, are you keeping. your kid at the house all the time? Like, I've seen worse at Walmart. >> I know. >> I've seen people basically naked at. Walmart. >> Yeah. It's such it's it's nonsense. They're they're they're there's another. issue here that they're trying that. they're projecting and they're using the.

boob thing as a as an excuse. >> They definitely are. And honestly, this. would be my little line in the sand with. my husband. You either get on my team. and you start backing me up or you're. going to go move back in with your. brother and his wife because we're done. >> Yeah. And and y'all over turtlenecks. around the house. >> Like who are you who are you married to? Whose back should you have? >> Yeah. I said when when like partners. don't have each other's back like that, I'm like, what are we doing here? We're. you're supposed to be you're my ace. spoon. You're my ride or die. You should. be defending me tooth and nail. Not. instead of someone else. You know what I.

mean? >> What was that first one you said? >> A spoon. A spoon. >> I don't know what that is. >> It's just like like besties. Like we're. like we're in it together. We're like. >> I like anything with a spoon. I like. spooning. Someone like that. Okay. Okay. >> Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? >> I like to go back and forth. You know, if I'm on the couch, I like to be the. big spoon cuz I don't want to feel like. I'm falling off. M. >> but otherwise little. >> Yeah, I like to I like to be little. spoon and I'm a big man so it takes a. big I I need I need a ladle. >> This is why you need to go to like even. like uh Denmark.

tall and hot over there. >> Girl, the they are built they are people. of stature. >> Did you watch the World Cup? >> No. >> Okay, I'm going to like send you some. Erling Hollander. I don't know. You're going to lose your. mind. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I got to go over there then. >> Yeah. It's time. >> Yeah. I need I need I need big stock. >> I add it for a stop on your tour. >> Denmark. >> Two birds, one stone. >> But overall, I'd say not overreacting.

>> Not reacting at all. >> I think you are so justified. And again, I think you have a brother-in-law. problem, but maybe more importantly or a. bigger problem is your husband. Actually, >> 100%. >> Because he also chose to be the one to. tell her that. >> Yeah. >> You which I do like being in the know. I. want to know all the tea. I want to know. all the information. Oh yeah, for sure. >> But the words that came out of his. mouth, I understand where they're coming. from. >> I hate that. >> Get out. >> Oh, >> of here.

>> I hate that. >> Go sleep on the couch. Maybe actually go. to your go get a hotel. Get out. Get out. of my face. I don't want to breathe your. same air. No, you got to be on my side. >> Yeah. >> So, comment right now that's at the top. I've got it sorted by best comments. Mhm. >> You're not overreacting and your husband. is completely spineless. >> I love the word spineless actually. It's. such a great It's a great insult. >> I love when people on Reddit like in the. comments they're like, "Girl, grow a. spine." And then they'll come back and. update and be like, "I have a new shiny.

spine and like cuz I get it. It's like. have a little backbone for yourself.". >> Grow a spine. >> Mhm. Someone says in response to that, "She's underreacting. His brother. on her should never have even. been made to her ears, let alone become. a problem that she needs to attend to. >> The husband never should have agreed to. entertain a conversation that shits on. his wife with brother-in-law in the. first place or parited any of that evil. to her.

>> I love when it gets fights in the. comments. >> Yeah. >> They're like invested too. >> Like you can tell this this this happens. to this person. This happened to this. person. This this this is this is a. personal experience that they're that. they're living reliving again. Yeah. No, they're very triggered. >> I'm triggered. I've got triple D's like. borderline like I' the triple D's don't. even contain them anymore. >> That's why we're buttoned up, you know. Got to be got to be appropriate. But. like it's just it's one of those things. that like I've got some pictures I took. in can and I'm. >> I'm like scared to post them cuz I just.

like cuz the tits are out. >> Good. Let them out, girl. Let them. things stop the yard. Let them roam. >> They are just out. And it's not it's not. typically something I would post. Like. >> I don't know. I just like I hate, you. know, as she said, like no matter what. you wear as a as a person with bigger. boobs, like. >> it's just there. It's front and center. >> And so like I spoke on some panels and I. was like buttoned up during the day, but. then at night like. >> you know. >> the girls were out.

>> Out. >> Yes, girl. That is so hot and so fierce. Oh, so that hob is that Is it a dress or. something? >> That's fair. Girl, you look great. >> Yeah, I I'll get there. I'll get there. I'll get there. >> I'm going to post them. >> Okay, I'll send them to you. >> I will post I'll post the picture soon. But she's not overreacting. >> No. >> And you got to get that hubby in check. >> Talk to him. Like, I feel unsupported. I.

feel like, you know, you should have my. back in this. This is my body. I feel. uncomfortable. Like I feel it up. >> cuz people can't That's just how you. feel. They can't twist and I feel. >> 100%. Yeah. >> And um please update us. This is only 6. hours old right now. >> Oh gosh. So this is really new new. fresh. >> Okay. Got it. >> Fresh fresh. >> But okay, we're moving on to this next. one. And now popping in with Lauren here. >> for a wait. brought to you by Chrysler. The newly.

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for this OP. >> Did it mess up the car? >> Messed up her life. >> So, this is coming from r/am I wrong. Am. I wrong for being furious that my. husband skipped my promotion dinner to. help his sister move a couch? I, 28 female, have been married to my. husband, Mark, 30 male, for 2 years. Last night was a huge milestone for me. I finally got promoted to a senior. manager role at my firm after working.

80our weeks for months. My company. hosted a gorgeous dinner at a high-end. restaurant to celebrate and spouses were. invited. Mark promised he would be. there. I was sitting at the table with. my boss and the regional director. waiting for him to arrive. 10 minutes. before the dinner. >> Oh no. Mark texted me saying that his. sister Chloe, 25 female, needed him. immediately. It turns out that Chloe.

bought a used couch on Facebook. Marketplace and needed Mark to drive his. truck over right then and there to help. her pick it up. >> No, because the seller couldn't wait. Then hire someone. Don't piss me off. I. told Mark, absolutely not. Chloe has a. boyfriend that owns a van and they could. have easily rented a moving truck for. $20. Oh, it gets worse. >> I told him this dinner was incredibly. important for my career. Mark ignored my. text and went to help her anyways.

>> I I don't know. I I'm done. Relationship. over. >> He missed the entire dinner. >> Yep. It's over. When he finally got. home, he brought me a single half dead. flower from the grocery store and told. me to stop overreacting. Spare me. He said, "Family comes first, and Chloe couldn't afford to lose the. couch." I told him he is a terrible.

partner, and I slept in the guest room. >> Now he's calling me selfish. >> No. >> And materialistic. >> No. >> Am I wrong for being so angry? >> No. This is This is divorceworthy. He said family comes first. What am I? What am I? I am your wife. Am I not. family? >> Wow. >> This is a promotion dinner. A huge. milestone for my career after working. 80our weeks for months.

>> Yeah. No. >> And Chloe just happened to need you to. move that couch at that exact point in. time. >> No chance. >> This is a WTF if I've ever I've ever had. one. Like what is going on? I don't care. if people say, "Le, you're not married. You don't understand. You don't just. divorce that either. This is. disrespectful." Don't care. It's a. divorce. >> Divorce over. >> Divorce. >> Yes. It's so beyond disrespectful. The. doubling down on everything. It's just. like I can't imagine feeling less seen, less heard, less appreciated in a.

relationship than me pouring my heart. and soul into something in order to. >> advance our lives. All our lives. And. And then to the one moment, >> the one moment that's one that's paid. for, too. I'm not even asking you to. pick up the. >> bill high-end restaurant. Don't you want. to try the food? >> Also, all the spouses are invited. >> Yeah. And. >> and the one who they're celebrating is. only one who's not there. >> I think he did it on purpose. I think. he's threatened by your success. I don't.

think he wants you to be better than him. or more successful than him or make more. than him. I actually don't think he. likes that you got this promotion and. this is his way of like. >> taking away from that big celebratory. moment and sabotaging you. This is a. deliberate sabotage. >> Mhm. >> I I. >> The couch could have sat on the curb for. 2 hours. She bought that couch, didn't. want to use the vehicles available. Guess what? Sit on the couch outside and. wait. You want to buy this couch today. right now? Sit on the curb with it.

>> It'll be there with you parked in it. I'm going to go to dinner and I'll help. you after. I I I That's exactly what I. was going to say next, too. Not. everyone, of course, but I think like. collectively like we're just not there. yet where it's just like equally as. excited for each other. >> I don't think he's equally excited. >> No, because the top comment does agree. Not the Maybe he's jealous of. you. >> For sure. >> OP responds,

>> honestly. Sometimes I genuinely wonder. if that is the real reason. >> So she's feeling it. I think it's a. combo. >> She's feeling it. >> I think that he probably got so excited. when he had a excuse come up. I don't. think he's that malicious that he. plotted it to be like, "Let me be busy. on this exact time." Maybe, but like I. feel like it might just have been like, "Oh great, this makes me so happy. Now I. can avoid feeling like a less successful. partner in this relationship.". >> Yeah. No, a lot of people are.

questioning if the couch thing is even. real. Like someone's like, "The couch. thing is a weak excuse, and I can't. believe you took it at face value. He. clearly didn't want to come, didn't plan. to come, and would have come up with an. excuse not to come and blamed you for. his mistreatment of you no matter what.". And I will say, like, her boyfriend had. a van. >> Yeah. >> Do you know like my mom used to have a. Chrysler Pacifica and let me tell you, I. stuffed that van full. That was my little high school van. And. I put all me and my little friends in. there and we go to hockey games. Like.

you can fit a couch in a van. Why didn't. your boyfriend just do it? >> Like. >> he he. >> Yeah. >> Calm down. Calm down. Like he just. didn't want to be there. >> No, it's And then the flower. The one. little flower. >> Hold on. What was it? A single half dead. flower from the grocery store. You. couldn't even get a dozen? >> No. a a single half dead. >> So, it was probably 50% off. It was.

probably free. It was probably the. broken stem that they were giving away. for free. >> No, it's Keep it. >> Exactly. It's. >> Go put it in the compost bin. I don't. even want it. >> No, I'd be like, go, if if you really. care, go and find a time machine. >> to go back in time. >> Um, I was going to say like just some. dandelions and pick them. I like I would. rather you at least show me some. freaking effort. Yeah. >> Brutal. Yeah. He did not he did not.

prioritize her. And it's actually insane. that he said the line, "Family comes. first.". >> I know. >> And Chloe couldn't afford to lose the. couch. Are you ready to put your family. first actually and drive into the future. with confidence? Check out the newly. designed Chrysler Pacifica. Visit. chrysler.com to learn more. Chrysler is. a registered trademark of SCUS LLC. Yeah. And if someone needs to borrow. your car to move, let them borrow it.

>> Yeah. Don't miss out on the big moments. >> Bam. Bam, baby. Thank you, Chrysler. Do you feel like there's hairdresser. etiquette? you know, for. >> do. >> for me when I go to the hairdresser. >> Um, no, I don't I I I've not had a. haircut or a hair anything DIY. >> a DIY do myself. Yeah. >> How do you see the back? You just feel. around. >> No, I just I I put my back to the mirror.

and I hold up my phone and I use the. camera, my phone. >> like that way. >> It's so good. >> Thank you. >> And you got eyebrows right now. >> Yeah, I should start growing them again. >> They're so good. The shape just. >> flawless. Okay. Well, this person is. questioning some hairdresser etiquette. >> and if her husband is being wrong. >> If it's her husband probably. Yeah. >> This is coming from our very own Two Hot. Takes subreddit titled, "Am I the. for thinking my husband should. stop going to our hairdresser after she.

fired me as a client?". >> Oo, how deep does a loyalty go? My husband, 63 male, and I, 60 female, have gone to. the same hairdresser for years. Him for. about 30 years, me for about 25 years. Okay. >> She owns her own shop, is excellent at. what she does, and stays very busy. In. the 25 years that I've been her client, I've been a no call no-show three times,

including this time. I know that's bad, and I'm not making excuses. The last. time it happened about 2 years ago, I. paid for both the missed appointment and. my next haircut. For the last 3 weeks, my husband and I have been essentially. keeping visual with my mother-in-law, whom I adored and is passing. We ended. up burying her on Monday. During that. time, I completely forgot about a. Saturday haircut appointment. About a. week later, I realized I had missed it. I called her three times to apologize,

pay for the missed appointment, and. reschedu, but she never returned my. calls. >> Yesterday, my husband stopped by to. reschedule one of his appointments. He. asked about me, and she told him, quote, "This isn't the first time she's done. this, and I'm not interested in having. her as a customer. I understand she has. every right to stop seeing me as a. client. What bothers me is that after 25. years, she wouldn't even return my call. and tell me herself.

>> I'm not going to beg someone to take my. money, but I'm hurt and honestly pretty. annoyed. Here's where I might be wrong. I think my husband should stop going to. her, too. He said he would think about. it, but now I'm irritated with him as. well. What do I do? >> You know, sometimes I do know this for. all my friends who do have hair and go. to hairdresser. Sometimes when you find. the right hairdresser, barber, you're. like, it's like you like you struck. gold. This person gets me. They get the. hairline perfectly. They do the it's.

like it's such a such a delicate. relationship. >> Yeah. >> And to chuck that away because my wife. can no longer go to the same place. >> I don't know. I don't know. Like the the. loyalist in me is like, you know, you. know, we thickest thieves. We we we we. ride a dawn. We're in this together. But. the practical side of me is like the. pragmatic side is like I mean I'm not.

I'm not sucking them off. I'm just. getting a haircut, bro. Like we're just. it's just a little just a little. scissors and a little trim and a shave. >> I mean there's a lot of like little. things you can be loyal to. A lot of. people are loyal to their nail girl. >> Nail tags. Yes. >> Nail tags. Have a big draw lash. But. like if I'd been seeing someone. 25 years. >> and the reason they cut me off was. because I was taking care of my dying. mother-in-law. >> Yeah. >> My my husband's mom. And you're babe.

You're going to go keep seeing this. woman. >> This woman is a witch. >> Yeah. >> Also, I did the math. 25 years, 365 days. a year. 9,125 days. Out of those 9,125. days, she no called, no showed three. times and paid for those missed. appointments as well as the haircut. So, you still got paid. >> Yeah. And I I don't know. >> Don't let me Don't let me sway you.

>> No, listen. I like I like working it. out. I think where I'm going to land is, you know, this is my my hairstyles, but. this is my partner. We're married. We're. in this. So, I'm sure I can find. another. It'll be a little annoying, a. little inconvenient, but there are other. hairstyles out there. >> So, your team hubby should find a new. one with you. >> Yeah, I think so. >> That's where I would fall. >> Yeah, I think so. >> Like, this woman kind of disrespected. me, and I get she's entitled to that.

That is so her right. She's gonna run. her business how she wants and fair, right? Yeah. >> But. the reason I missed it was a family. emergency and like she's disrespecting. me and so I would want my partner to. stand by my side. I've been mad over. like less serious things and I'm still. like you have my back, right? >> Yeah. >> Like I'm trying to think of one but it's. like it's just nice to feel supported. >> Yeah, for sure. You want to be supported. and it's not you can find another.

hairstylist. >> Yeah. So, the top comment on this one, actual question to hairdressers, taking. all the emotion out of it, if you paid. for the haircut, even if you weren't. there, is the reason you'd be dropped. due to the lost tip and opportunity to. upsell? Like, is it a financial thing or. just personal? Because people aren't. really getting it in the comments. They're like, why would she get rid of. you? >> Yeah. >> And so, this person responds, I've been. a stylist for 30 years. Like the other. commenter said, this is ego. Or the lady. did something else she isn't saying.

Insane, right? I'm like I'm like for. you've been so loyal and you've only. been called No three times and is that. reaction? There seems to be something. missing here. >> Yeah. Like what are you doing when. you're in that chair? >> Yeah. >> Creating chaos. >> Yeah. >> Um the person goes on to say, "In all my. years, I've only ever fired two clients. One was stealing, and the other was. because in over a year, she would book. appointments and never made a single. one.". >> A client? What the is a client. stealing? >> I don't know. >> Shampoo. >> Shampoo. Scissors.

>> Scissors, maybe. Yeah. >> I did have a hairdresser story ages ago, and this is a maybe a reason to be. thankful you don't have hair, but this. person would go in and get their. haircut, >> and the hairdresser would keep their. hair in jars. >> All the clients are just this one. person. >> That one. >> Oo, a voodoo doll. Oh, that's kind of. hot. >> Yeah, they're into me so much. I want to. keep my hair. >> Maybe that's your love language. Maybe. that's how you you feel. >> Well, our writer does give us an edit,

an update. >> Okay, >> Reddit is wild. You never know when a. post is going to gain a lot of. attention. I particularly enjoy the. numerous people who just assume I'm an. difficult client, always late, etc. with exactly no evidence of. that. I suspect the explanation is she's. been in business long enough, she is. successful enough, and now she just. doesn't take any off anybody. As. well, she shouldn't. Yeah, >> she's amazing. I fully admit 100% I was. wrong for my no call, no show. I also. never demanded that my husband not go.

there. I mentioned I feel like maybe you. should just stand behind me. This is not. a fight. We're not getting divorced. I'm. not leaving him. That's ridiculous. Cuz. I think some people in the comments were. like, "Divorce? >> Divorce is crazy. People divorce around. so easily." I'm like, >> "I used to.". >> Oh, did you? >> Oh, for sure. >> Yeah. But then, but now you're in it. You're like, "No." Like. >> I'm still like I love that it's an. option. Like I love that it exists for. people.

>> Yeah. I'm like but jumping to divorce. over a hair. >> is kind. Yeah. No. I'm like you can work this out. in the remix. >> OP does go on to stay. Long story short, I have a simple almost boy haircut. No. color, nothing fancy. 20 minutes in the. chair. $40 plus a $10 tip every time. She talks. I listen. I'm not much of a. talker. Every haircut I get makes me. happy. I never complain. I think she's. just tired of people taking her for.

granted. And I probably took her for. granted at the wrong time in the wrong. place. For the moment, I've made an. appointment with somebody else. Maybe. sometime in the future I will reach out. and try again. But right now, she's mad. and she's hurt my feelings. >> This person's very big. >> and self-aware. >> Yeah. And I love that because that's a. level of self-awareness I'm trying to. get to. I need that especially now I'm. in my late mid30s, you know. >> I try. >> I try to. >> I really try to devil's advocate myself. >> How old are you? >> 32. >> 32. I'm 36.

>> Yeah. Right there. Same boat. >> Yeah. No. No. Yeah. I I feel like I feel. like I'm on the precipice of really. having a nail down. >> I'm not close. >> You're like, "No, not even. >> No, not right now. Not right now. I'm. going through like a a little funk. >> So, I'm kind of in like just kind of. like a not feeling great. >> Got you. >> So, I'm trying to be really self-aware. of the situation, >> but it's hard. >> It is hard. >> It's like I just want petty revenge.

>> Yeah. >> Just want scorched earth. It just feels. >> meh. >> But this one, I think she's great. I'm. going to take a little out of her. playbook here and I'm just going to. >> grin and bear it. >> Yeah. >> Bottle it up. What have you been saying? >> Fester in silence. Suffer in silence. >> Suffer in silence. >> No, but suffer in silence is not good. though. >> It's not good to keep that in. >> Maybe just special occasions. >> Yeah, just special occasions. >> Okay. I've got one last story for us and.

then I've got one where I'm just like I. just want you to offer a little advice. >> Okay. >> Have you ever been on a seessaw? >> I didn't even do that as a kid. >> Never. >> Never. That's the one that like this the. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, never been on a seesaw. I just. they just look a lot of these like. playground instruments seem dangerous. and whoever has thought that is a great. thing we should keep on a playground for. children to play with. It's crazy. Like. I've seen so many Reddit. injury videos where a kid gets their lip.

their chin hit on one of those seesaws. >> The Mira one where the one that you. spin. I'm like who thought that this. vomit vehicle. >> you can whip them? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Did you ever go on a tire swing? No, just a regular swing. And I always. try to make it go over the railing. You. know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I mean, you got like the height, you. could probably like really get the. momentum going. >> Yeah. But I I I I never met the. centrifugal force to make my body go. over there. I was I was a very big kid. I was the biggest in my in every grade.

So, the kids could never push me. It. took like the entire class to push me. >> Oh my god. It actually sounds kind of. nice though not to get bullied. >> Oh, no. I was bullied. >> Oh no. I was straight. Of course, I got. bullied. >> Oh, the height didn't even save you. >> The height did not save me. >> Okay. Well, this one has to do with a. seessaw. It's a very complex problem that you're. I'm confused. >> So, it's coming from Am I the. titled Am I the for refusing to.

pay for my best friend's medical bills. after accidentally catapulting him. across a park? >> Okay. I am 35 male and my best friend. Marcus is 34 male. We met in fourth. grade and have been best friends for. years. We've always had a good. friendship. We were there for each other. during breakups. I supported him after. his dad passed and all around he's been. a good friend. But something happened. last week that made me question a lot. >> Last week, Marcus and I went on a guy's. trip together where we traveled to our.

old hometown to visit places just for. the sake of nostalgia. We ended up going. for a walk in our old neighborhood where. we grew up and we passed the elementary. school that we went to together. The. school has been renovated since the. '90s, obviously, and a whole new. playground was installed. There was this. super cool seessaw that was installed, and we really wanted to try it out just. because it looked fun. We saw a couple. of kids using it when we first walked by. the school. So, we decided to walk. around a bit more and then come back to. see if they were gone. When we came back.

to the park, the kids were gone and. Marcus went over to the seessaw and sat. on one end. I was super excited and I. ran over to the other end. Now, here's. where I have to preface a couple of. things. I'm a big guy, 6'2, almost 300. lb. Marcus was always small for his age. as a kid, and even now he's only 53 and. pretty skinny. >> Oh, wow. A lot of people think it's. funny when we hang out because we look. like a kind of odd pair. But basically,

I'm trying to explain the physics of. this so you can fully understand what. happened. So, when I ran to the other. end of the seessaw, I guess you could. say I kind of jumped onto it. I thought. it would be funny and wasn't really. thinking, honestly. I pretty much jumped. onto the seesaw with my feet on the. seat, but I guess the screws on the. seesaw were loose or something because. my side of the seesaw went all the way. to the ground. Marcus shot up like six feet into the. air. >> Oh god. >> And literally flew a couple of feet. He.

landed awkwardly in the wood chips and. ended up breaking one of his legs. >> Breaking a leg. >> Marcus is still in the hospital and just. found out that he needs surgery on his. leg. He's asking me to pay the medical. bills because technically it was my. fault that he got hurt. I didn't mean. for him to get hurt and I feel terrible. about it. I've been visiting him every. day in the hospital to make sure he's. doing okay and I extended my hotel stay.

in this town so I could be there for. him. The thing is I've been saving up. for an engagement ring for my girlfriend. for 6 years. >> and I really I really don't want to. spend that money on Marcus's surgery. especially because my girlfriend is. expecting me to propose soon and it. would take a lot of time to save up. enough money to get a ring again. And to. be clear, Marcus was the one who first. suggested we use the Seesaw anyways. So, am I the for saying that I won't. pay for his medical expenses?

>> I think. that you are the for not like. you catapulted me six feet into the air. and broke my leg because you were like. around and doing like a thing. Like none of that is my fault and. I think you should pony up and help me. out with the medical expenses. Like. what? Like we're grown adult people. Why. would you do that? >> I know you could probably put this on. your homeowner's insurance.

>> Oh, >> like my brother oddly like accidentally. injured someone at a wedding while they. were dancing. She slipped and like fell. and so she sued him and it just went on. my mom's homeowner's insurance. Okay. >> But that's like not legal advice. I'm. not a lawyer. consult consult the legal. advice sub or whatever. But like I do. think like OP OP made that title. OP. used the word accidentally catapulted. him across a park. Like you recognize. you catapulted him. >> and you decided to jump on it. Like also.

you try to explain these physics but. that's just kind of a basic scale. Like. Marcus is 53 and pretty skinny and. you're 62 300 lb. Like how were you. going to seesaw? >> That's what I'm saying. Like you and you. knew what and you thought you were being. funny. You thought it was going to be. cute. >> You thought it would be funny. >> Yeah. And also I have I have a sneaking. suspicion like when you use the word. catapult I think when you think six feet. you're rounding down. It's more like. probably 10 ft in the air. >> I would honestly double it. >> to break a leg. >> The force you have to break a leg. >> Yeah. Let's look at that. Let's get the.

physics up in here. Force required to break a human leg. mainly the shin bone about 11,000. newtons which is roughly 2500 lb of. force. Thigh bone around 4,000. >> Yeah. I think that you ODed you walled. out. You walled out and you need to pay. for the for for for my broken leg. Also. also the hospitals are expensive. >> I literally had a stomach thing. I ended.

up with like colitis in the hospital and. I still have an $8,000 bill. I have to. >> It's insane. >> And I was there for like 24 hours. >> Yeah. I had a friend, she recently moved. to France and she um went on like a. little French skiing thing back in the. winter. She's from the States moving. >> Did she break her leg too? >> So she like right before she went. skiing, she got like the ski insurance. just in case of an accident. Had an. accident. Had this like crazy gash on. her leg. They had to airlift her to a. hospital. Blah blah blah blah blah. >> Oh my god. >> Guess how much that entire experience. cost her? $0. >> €17.

America just getting. >> be a million. >> an Uber to the hospital is like $3,000. like so airlifted emergency stitches. blah blah blah €17. >> So I can only imagine what this medical. bill is. You have to pony up. You have. to help and you have to fix it. >> Yeah. I mean he also could just sue you. >> True. So, >> and which one. >> do you want to remain friends, >> right? >> Or Yeah.

>> Like I think one way or another he could. get his money out of you. Is he that. kind of guy? I don't know. Maybe. But. also like you don't have to go crazy on. the ring. Like there's lab grown. There's moisite. Like there's other. options for. >> Yeah. No blood diamonds for your. girlfriend. Okay. We're going to do a. little some nice lab grown. >> I love a Moisite. We love We love. >> economical options. >> Absolutely. So, >> I mean, not for me, but for you, it. would be great. >> Yeah. Also, if your girlfriend's going. to break up with you because her ring's.

not nice enough, you don't want her. You. don't want her. Top comment on this one. You're the. Wasn't just technically your. fault. It was your fault. What the. In my opinion, you're the says. the next top comment. You directly. caused this guy's injury. The least you. could do is not let him ruin himself. financially. You hurt your friend with. your carelessness. You're the. You're the sweetie. You aren't. confused about that. I hope he sues you. and gets much more than the cost of the. medical bills. Someone does say you're.

both technically the here. >> You're playing. >> That person should should. um you don't pay. He should be suing you. in small claims court. >> Yes, I totally agree. >> Surgery, hospitalization, lost wages, and recovery. I'm thinking small claims. won't come close. >> Oo. So, how do you want to proceed. forward, my guy? >> Girl, >> you're the. >> You got to make it right. >> I agree. >> Okay, last one for us here.

>> Mhm. >> This is coming from r/ relationships. I, 24 female, really want to go see a. drag show next week, but I'm torn. because I'd have to go alone. I'm super. nervous. M. >> this is pretty straightforward and may. seem silly to some, but I can't make up. my mind about this for the life of me, and I'd really appreciate some kind. advice. Ever since the beginning of this. month, when I saw this ad for a. Halloween special drag show scheduled. for next week, I desperately wanted to. go, but none of my friends are available. to go with me, and I'm intimidated by.

the thought of going by myself. mainly. because the show starts at 9:00 and ends. at 2:00 a.m. I've never been out that. late by myself. And despite having been. born and raised in the city, I hardly. know my way around my own neighborhood. So getting home would be a challenge. since the subway would have already. stopped running by then. And not only. that, the show itself is being held at a. bar and I don't drink at all. I don't. know if there's an etiquette or. something associated with these kind of. events. I'm anxious about sticking out. like a sore thumb for going there by. myself and sipping on water the whole. night looking like a total loser. Is it.

okay if I don't talk to anyone unless. I'm spoken to first? What if I stayed. glued to my phone and just quietly watch. the show? Can I leave before the show is. scheduled to end? Or would that be rude? My little queer heart is crying out for. me to go because it looks so promising. and fun, but I'm super anxious about. everything I've written above. Please. help. >> Okay, there's so much here. First of. all, you can absolutely go to the show. by yourself. Plenty of people go to drag. shows alone. The number one thing you. want to do is walk with at least $20 in.

singles. >> Okay. >> Okay. Especially if if if it's a free. show, you can walk in there with $20 in. singles. >> You want $20 in singles, one $10 bill, and two $5 bills. Okay? Cuz here's what's going to happen. for. most of the girls performing going to. give them a dollar, two $3. But there's. going to be one queen that's going to. turn the party and you she's. going to blow your mind. She's going to. do a backflip into a split and then pull. her tits off of the floor and put the. money where her balls are. Okay? It's.

going to be the most amazing amazing. thing you've ever seen. And you're going. to tip that queen $10 because when you. tip her a big bill, she she you're going. to have her undivided attention. She's. going to make sure you're good. She's. going to take care of you. So, you want. to cement that thing and you can always. leave whatever time you want. If you're. going to leave early, don't sit in the. front. >> Yeah. >> Don't be in the front row and at halfway. through the show like. >> it's going to be awkward. Everyone's. going to see you leave and then the. queen's going to make fun of you. So, if. you're going to leave early, don't sit. in the front.

>> And let me tell you something. The gay. bars are are filled with soers. There. are so many sober people. I know so many. sober people at the at the bar. And. also, if you don't want to like signal. that you're sober and you're drinking. water, just get a Selza water. People. don't know if it. >> ever going to think that it's a that. it's a vodka soda. >> Yep. >> So, get you a salsa. Don't sit in front. if you're leaving early. And make sure. you tip. If you don't tip, you're. signing your own death certificate and. people will shun you from the bar. >> Yeah. >> But go by yourself. I I go to drag shows. by myself all the time.

>> People I feel like make friends a lot at. live shows, too. >> Yes. >> Like when they come to our live shows, they go by themselves. They'll do a meet. and greet. They'll literally make. friends in line for the meet and greet. and then they take their picture. together. >> Love that. >> And I'm sure that's the same at your. show, at your tour. Like people just. that sense of connection when you're in. the room and you're a fan of the same. person. >> You instantly have something to talk. about and bond over. What's your. favorite episode? How did you find them? Blah blah blah. Like you will make. friends. >> Yeah, you'll make friends. So don't be. afraid. You you you'll make friends,

girl. Don't take that take that all that. stress, that anxiety. It's going to be a. good night. Treat yourself. And yeah, go. go go go go listen go watch these local. shows. Don't only be a I only watch Drag. Race Girls. So yeah, that's that that's. my advice. >> I love that. Where can people find you? How can they come to your show? >> If you want to come find me, go to. monetexchange.com to get your tickets. That's m o n t the letter x, the word. change. And I'm coming all across the. Americas. Fort Wayne, Florida, Texas, uh. uh Salt Lake City, everywhere.

>> You have really good stops. I'm like, how can I go to one? No dates. I'll do LA Day probably next. spring. >> and really fun show. I've seen your bits. like some of them online. Like they're. so good. So you guys go to a show, go. have fun, >> and uh all of Monday's links will be in. the description. Easy to find. Go. follow, subscribe, and get your tickets. >> Thank you for having me. This is so fun. >> Thank you for coming on. >> I had a great time. >> Until next time, guys. Bye.