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I was literally like. out when that woman was like, you know, two out takes is the reason I downloaded. Reddit and I [laughter] was like, "What?" Awesome. It was at my laser hair. appointment and she was doing my bikini. She was like, "What what do you have. planned for today?" And I was like, "Oh, you know, recording my friend's podcast, going to the Odyssey." She was like, "Oh, a podcast." I was like, "Two hot. takes.". >> No. >> And she was like, "Oh my god, that's the. reason." And by the way, at this point,

>> [laughter]. >> No. >> And then after that humiliation ritual, I have to flip over, lift my butt cheek, she goes inside there. >> It's so funny you tell this story. because I was getting a a European wax. and literally as she's about to pull a. strip right right on my bikini line. >> She goes, "You look really familiar.". >> Yeah. >> And I lost it. She's like, "I know you. from somewhere." And I was like, "Uh-huh." And I'm like, my palms are.

sweaty. I'm just like anticipating every. pull of the wax. She's like, "Yeah, have. I seen you on Tik Tok?". >> She knows you much better now. >> Oh man, what an opening. Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two. Out Takes. I'm your host, Morgan. I'm. joined by. >> Michaela. >> Michaela's back. >> Yay. >> Hey, how you been? >> Awesome. People have missed you. Oh, summer. The vibe is great today. I have.

to say. >> Yeah, [snorts] I've really been just. having a good time. >> Mhm. >> Really just out and about, you know, seeing the world. >> It's a little hot. >> Yeah. >> If I can make one complaint, it's a tiny. bit hot. >> Yes. And I just came back from Minnesota. basically yesterday and now experiencing. wildfires. So, sending. >> in Minnesota. >> a lot of love and prayers. Yeah. The. Boundary Waters. And now the smoke is. >> it's so bad. It's literally like. affecting everyone towards the east. coast, too. Like even in New York,

>> I was seeing that. I think Yeah, one of. my friends in New York posted a story. about that. >> Yeah, it's it's really sad. We just got. to get climate change and our forest. management and hopefully we can figure. it out because the fires every summer. are starting to be a really big issue. >> Yeah. >> So, sending lots of love to everyone in. Minnesota and those fighting these. fires. I think I saw there was like only. six or seven park rangers evacuating. like all of these campsites in the. boundary waters and there's like.

>> millions of acres technically and it's. just like. >> does it happen a lot in Minnesota or is. that a more rare? >> It hasn't really happened in the. boundary waters but Canada gets a lot of. wildfires in the summer. >> and then all the smoke. >> comes to good old Minnesota. Yeah. So. it's a thing but. >> you know climate change is just like. >> it's just out there man. But here we go. Michaela is back and I've got a really. fun theme today. >> I have no idea. This is like the first. time in forever that I've shown up and.

not known what the theme was already. I. feel like. >> I know we usually talk about them before. a little bit. >> Um, this is super exciting for me. because this is the first theme in the. entire history of the show that I've not. put together. >> Oh my god. A moment for that. I'm like I. don't know how to feel about it. I don't. know what to expect. I'm actually. >> You're letting go a little bit of. control. >> Oh, yeah. Is that what that is? >> Of micromanaging every aspect. Not even. micro. It's just like it's it's been.

like. >> it's been just me. >> Yeah. >> And now we have a new friend, a new. producer. >> named Bailey. >> Yay. >> Bailey, do you want to come say hi? Just. like a little little. >> Hi. [laughter]. Hi. Bailey, I think is like probably going. to be a familiar name, maybe face for. some of you out there. Um, but she she. had a a little roundabout way of getting. here, but she's our new producer.

>> Love it. I'm so excited. >> I love it. I'm like, this is what. >> anything. >> help feels like. This is what a team is. >> It's grow. That's what growing is. >> I know. >> Beautiful. >> I know. It's really exciting. So, the. theme today that Bailey put together is. basically don't judge a book by its. cover. >> Oo. >> So, these are stories where the title is. very misleading. >> Okay. >> Like the title doesn't really equate to. what the story really is about.

>> I love that. I love that, Bailey. [laughter]. >> It's going to be a good one. So, without. further ado, let's dive in. >> [music]. >> This first one, this is coming from Am I the [ __ ] It. is titled, "Am I the [ __ ] for calling. out my girlfriend over her cat.

obsession?". I'm not kidding. My 36 male girlfriend, 35 female, is obsessed with her cat, 10. male if you're interested. Dating for 3. years, living together for two. Since. the pandemic, I've been home a lot more, and I've realized just how cat crazy my. girlfriend really is. They do everything. together. She doesn't need an alarm. because he wakes her up at 7:30 every. day by sitting on her chest and gently.

nudging her face with his nose. He eats. his breakfast while she eats hers. If. we're watching TV, he's in her lap. If. she's working at her desk, he's in her. chair with her or chilling nearby. If he. acts even a little weird, like hiding in. the closet, which I guess he normally. doesn't do, she's on the phone to the. vet. She even takes him for walks with a. little harness that I used to think was. kind of cute until I realized it just. meant her obsession would not just be.

limited to inside the house. Don't get. me wrong, I like the cat. He's a chill. cat. Doesn't mess stuff up around the. house. Very friendly and clean. But. sometimes I would like to have my. girlfriend to myself. I've tried closing. the bedroom door at night, but the. little Houdini got in somehow. and I. woke up to him smiling at me smuggly. from a top my girlfriend's tits. >> Smugly. [laughter]. >> Anytime I mention toning it down with.

the cat, she gets all hurt and makes. excuses like how she's had him since he. was a kitten, and they've been through a. lot together. She's even gone as far as. to say he was her lifeline during a. period of major depression in her late. 20s. Every time I back down and I say, "Okay, I get it. He's family." The final. straw came when we were talking about. relocating together to another country. She wants to limit our search to. countries that don't make pets fly under. the plane. Ruling out a ton of good.

countries. [laughter]. I finally stood up to her. I told her. pets fly under planes all the time and. it's perfectly safe. I told her she was. limiting our options for her own. anxiety, not the cat's safety. He. wouldn't be any safer purring at her. feet while she pets him the entire. flight. She tried to argue that he's a. senior pet, but I didn't back down. What. the [ __ ] He's 10.

I showed her tons of airline literature. about pet safe flying programs and. whatnot. She tried to argue that. physical safety isn't the same as. psychological safety and that she thinks. it'd be too traumatizing for the cat to. go under the plane. Here's where I might. be the [ __ ] I gave her a list of my. top countries, all of which would. require the cat to go under the plane. I. told her that I wanted a future with. her, but that I thought she needed to.

get serious help for her obsession with. her cat. and to let me know when slash if she. decided to get that help so we could. move forward with our lives. The ball's. in her court. I've been staying with a. buddy, but it's been about a week and. she hasn't called. So, I'm starting to. wonder if I should have helped her find. a therapist before I left. Am I the. [ __ ] Okay. From the very first thing.

that he listed, it was the most normal. thing I've ever heard of him. Every. single morning, he wakes her up by. sitting on her. Right. Right. Absolutely. I think that that's pretty. typical. >> This is the most cat cat I've ever. heard. >> I know. He's like, >> actually, he sounds like an angel of a. cat. >> He's like so codependent. Like. >> he sits on her sometimes. Yeah. Sounds. true. What was that line here though? I.

woke up to him smiling at me smuggly. from a top my girlfriend's tits. >> Right. That kind of gave a little bit. more insight into his whole, you know, head cannon about the cat relationship. >> Um, >> he's jealous of a cat. >> He's so jealous. >> He's like, "This cat's getting way more. attention than me, >> right?" Which it's like maybe there's a. world in which there's a a you know, normal jealousy. I just I'm not seeing. it. This sounds like a very normal. relationship. Also, him saying she even.

went as far as to say the cat got her. through a hard time in her life. I'm. sure he did. That's very normal. I know. many friends who are like, "Yeah, my pet. was with me through this really hard. time in my life and it gave me something. to wake up for and to like go outside to. take them on walks or like have to take. care of somebody else and feed them. every day. Gave me a re, you know, that's a very normal." All of these. things very normal. >> obsessed with cats. Just loves her cat. loves her cat like any. >> god forbid. >> pet owner does. >> Um, takes care of their health as a pet.

owner should. Oh, my cat is acting. weird. Let me call the vet and check in. Cats can like have crazy stuff where. like cats I just saw a video from. someone who got a new IKEA packs like. closet system in their room and their. cat had such a meltdown it developed. stones. >> in its kidneys or urethra or whatever. the cat does. >> They're small animals. >> And because it was so upset about the. pack's closet system, this cat had to go. to the vet and now it's on a special.

food. >> Right? Cats are sensitive and if you. don't catch stuff early then it's like. really bad for them. So she sounds like. a really good pet mom like cat mom, right? And then he very much clearly. only picks places that will specifically. and he's also like there would be no. physical harm. She's saying it would be. a mental thing like yes absolutely there. would be a mental thing. That to me is. so absurd to be like psychological harm.

to the cat doesn't matter physically. He'll still be fine. Like a lot of times. psychological trauma can be worse than. physical. >> Yeah. >> And also I mean I've never seen a cat go. under the plane to be honest because. they're always so small they can fly. under the seat. >> Mhm. >> So I feel like he's probably picking. countries that the cat has to go under. the plane. >> Absolutely. so that it can then go. directly into quarantine. Cuz I think. there's places like even people, if. you've done this, please let me know.

But I think like Hawaii, you need to. quarantine your dog for 30 days when you. bring your dog there. >> Oh, interesting. >> Like people move from, you know, the. states, like mainland to Hawaii, right? >> And I think there's like there. definitely are places where you have to. quarantine your animal. >> So I'm like maybe that's why. My concern. with this guy would also be like, you. have children with him. He seems like. the type to be jealous about something. else getting more love or attention than.

him. And so, a baby is going to require. quite a bit of attention from its. mother. >> And we've had that on this podcast. before. Yeah. >> We've had those stories where it's like, "My husband's acting weird ever since. we've had our baby. He says I'm not. paying attention to him enough.". >> Yeah. This is sort of the red flag of. all red flags to signal that that would. be the case. >> Yeah. Well, I've had a case on clues. before, too. And it was the case on Gail. Cat's beer bomb, and her husband was so.

jealous of her cat. >> that he tried to harm it. >> And she ended up being like, I'm so. scared for my cat. I the only thing I. can do is like bring it to the shelter. so it gets saved because otherwise he's. going to literally take my cat off this. earth. >> What personality disorder is that? >> He definitely had one cuz I mean it was. covered on the true crime podcast. >> That has to be a specific one, right? Of. like being so jealous of your partner.

giving attention to anything else. >> He did have a psychologist that he. worked with. >> and the psychologist said like he's. definitely a sociopath. Yeah. >> And like I forget exactly what he was. diagnosed with, but the psychologist was. so scared of him that the psychologist. like wrote Gail a letter being like, "If. anything happens to you, it is not my. fault because I've told you to leave.". >> Oh my god. >> Like the psychologist was terrified of. him. >> Yeah. >> So definitely an intense one, but like.

that's almost the energy he's giving. where it's like I'm jealous of this cat. She's doing normal things, but like he's. not even reading them that way. And the. fact that he's like, "When you're ready. to figure yourself out and get the. therapy that you so clearly need, then. call me babe.". >> I know. He's like, "She has the most. severe. issue of cat obsession that anyone has. probably ever seen. And if she does not. get into therapy immediately, God only. knows what could happen next." I mean,

based on the title, Am I the [ __ ] for. calling out my girlfriend over her cat. obsession? I'm envisioning a house where. every wall is covered with cat pictures. There's cat figurines. There's cat. blankets. >> There's a clock that meows instead of. cuckoo. >> She won't go to dinner. She won't go to. breakfast. Can't leave the house. >> Absolutely not. What's happening here? Cat sits on her lap. [laughter]. >> She likes to sometimes put its harness. on and take it for a walk. And then I. found it was cute. [laughter].

>> Then I found out that the cat obsession. isn't limited to the four walls of our. home. Right. Also, the part where he's. like the 7 a.m. wakeup call, which I was. going to say again, like that's generous. cuz every cat I've had is like a 5:00. a.m. eater. But the fact where he's like. he eats his breakfast while she eats. hers. So, she probably walked into the. kitchen. What is going on between these. two? They eat breakfast at the same. time. >> It's almost like he's envisioning this.

as like their lady the tramping it. together where they're like sharing. their food together and intimately. watching [snorts] each other. >> He's like on the couch pissed off as. [ __ ] watching them eat at the same time. like shaking his head. These two can't. do anything by themselves, >> dude. >> All right, >> let's get into the comments on this one. So, this post is now 5 years old. Oh, >> none of the comments have any up votes. So, >> I think they locked it.

>> Okay. >> And for some reason, just not, you know, whatever. It's also sorted by random. comments and that is locked. It's a. feature I can't change. So, like contest. mode has been enabled. So, comments are. in random ordering and vote scores are. hidden to non-mods. >> I've never heard of this. >> And it just stays on contest mode until. >> contest mode. the mods change it. I. can't turn it off contest mode, so I. can't see up votes and I can't rearrange. to top comment, which I've never seen.

this on a Reddit post in all my years. Bailey's like, I've never seen it. I see. her shaking her head over there. >> What sub is this? >> Am I the [ __ ]. >> What the hell? >> I know. >> Am I the [ __ ] Mods, what's going on? >> Yeah. So, the first comment I see, not. the top, >> right? >> Neither of you are [ __ ] You're just. realizing what it means to be a pet. owner, and it's different for each of. you. She's entitled to be obsessed with. her cat. You're entitled to be. frustrated by that. No one's an [ __ ]. but you may be incompatible. >> Uh, I mean, I do think they're.

incompatible, but he is being an [ __ ]. in my humble opinion. >> He's also kind of stonewalling her where. it's like, >> you are so deranged that I can't even. live with you anymore. >> Figure your [ __ ]. >> I have to go. I have to go stay with a. friend. Yeah, I just have to get out of. this house and away from you and your. cat. >> at the same time. Your unhealthy. relationship with your cat. >> And so it's like you're almost. stonewalling her. >> Yeah. >> So, no, I think you are being an. [ __ ] Maybe a soft [ __ ] And he's.

basing their life plans around causing. the cat to suffer. He's literally like, I don't care where we go as long as it's. somewhere that will get that cat under. the aircraft. [laughter]. Oh my god. So OP does respond to that. Thank you. Looks like there are a lot of other cat. crazed people on this sub. Lol. I don't. think we're incompatible, but I do think. she needs to find a better balance. prioritizing things. I'm fine with her.

loving her cat, but I don't want the cat. to hold her back. >> Okay. He's very magnanimous, actually. He's only worried about, you know, the. cat holding her back from some of these. countries. I guess. >> someone responds to him and goes, "We're. not even cat crazed. We just don't treat. our animals like shit.". >> Yeah, I think his cat or his his cat I. think his comment about people being cat. crazed implies that the most people were. replying that he was being an [ __ ].

and she was being normal about the cat. I would say there is like another. comment in response to him that says, "You mean you want her to prioritize you. over the cat?" And OP responds, "I mean. it'd be nice if what I wanted for us. ranked on the list rather than getting. dismissed because it might make the cat. a little uncomfortable. I'm just looking. for a compromise on her end.". >> A compromise in which none of the. countries on my list have what your.

countries have. >> Mhm. >> Right. OP does clarify. I didn't pick. countries specifically because they. wouldn't allow the cat to be on the. plane. I just thought about where I want. to go and it turned out that all of. those countries have strict policies. about pet immigration. >> Okay, sure. Someone was like basically you're not. compromising though. pointing out kind. of his hypocrisy in it and he just gets. into the cargo policies and like.

fighting people about like these. airlines and someone's like did you even. call the airlines and ask for more. details on this and he's like I did call. the airline about their pet safe flying. program and it sounded great. >> right so he didn't choose these places. on purpose but he has a very detailed. knowledge of all of their cargo policies. and called the airlines about them. >> That's what I'm saying. >> But it's just a h it just happened that. way. >> Coincidentally, [laughter]. >> totally random. >> No chance. There is another comment here.

where someone says, "She isn't obsessed. with her cat. That is called having a. pet. Have you ever had a pet before, OP? You're the [ __ ] and you sound. insecure and jealous of your. girlfriend's cat." OP responds, "Yeah, actually two cats when I was growing up, mostly outdoor as my mom was allergic. and they got along just fine without. special coddling, just food in the. garage and shots every couple of years. Lived to be 16 or 17, which is how I.

know 10 is not a senior pet. I'm not. insecure. I just don't want my. girlfriend limiting our happiness for. the temporary comfort of a cat.". All right. All right, dude. I'm. literally googling when does a cat. become a senior. according to. the internet? >> Mhm. >> 10 to 11 years of age is considered. senior for cats. >> What is What's cat years? Dog years is. every seven, right? I don't know what a.

cat. >> I never even thought about that needing. a conversion, >> right? What is the conversion of dog. years to cat years to human years? Did. you know the math changes? Huh? Yeah. Mature. >> in my or middle-aged for cats is 7 to. 10. >> So she So this cat I don't know why I. just assumed the cat's gender. This cat. is at the tail end of. >> he's he is senior now. >> He's become a senior. >> Yeah. I mean he's he's transitioning. >> Yeah. I think there's like a way that.

this story can just be he's super weird. about this cat and then there's another. side where he could be weird about any. other personal relationships this. girlfriend has with anybody whether it's. a future child, a friend, a sister, a. mom, >> and like just gets weirdly bitter and. jealous and mad about affection going. anywhere other than him. >> That's how I see it. I think the point. you bring up about kids is so important. to keep in mind and I do think it would.

have became a reality. >> But we do get an update. >> Oo, >> update. I get it. I'm the [ __ ] The. hugest [ __ ] A you've ever seen and. possibly some kind of deviant who. compares dicks with a cat. 10 is a. senior cat. It's not perfectly safe for. pets to fly under planes. And my girl is. not crazy for loving her cat. I called. her this morning and apologized. She. said she needs time to think. At a kind. person's suggestion, I sent her a link. to this my public shaming. And now I'm.

going to hide under the bed in hopes. that she notices my strange behavior and. still cares enough to call the vet on. me. >> Oh, okay. [laughter]. Final update. Jesus. [ __ ] you guys. She dumped me. Okay. Are you happy now? Yeah, >> actually I am. >> We're thrilled. >> Very happy for her and her cat. I hope. he is 15 and still out there just. thriving,

>> right? I mean, that's a senior cat as. hell now, but probably safe at home and. happy. >> Yeah. My cat lived until she was like. 17, 18. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. And then she came back and. actually haunted my mom for a while. >> Well, in a good way or in a bad way? >> No. So, she always used to love going in. the closet and like taking naps. That. was her like little her happy den in. there. >> And so when we had to let her go, um my. mom was sleeping in her room and all of. a sudden she heard a meow and woke up.

and she could see eyes glowing from the. closet. >> A. >> so cat just kept coming back. Little. sweetheart. >> That is sweet. See, haunting can be. positive. Haunting doesn't always have. to be bad. >> Mm- No. I do love that that guy was. like, "Gh, guess I'm like the worst. person ever and everyone [ __ ] hates. me and I'm bad and I'm stupid and you. know whatever. I guess I'm I'm literally. Satan, I guess. I compare my dick to a. cat.". >> What? >> That took me a second. >> Who says that? >> Yeah, you are some kind of deviant to.

even think that. >> Little freak. Moving on to this next. one. This is coming from r/ relationship. advice titled, "How do I, 24 male, make. it up to my neighbor, 23 female, for. leaving her during a date?". I fully acknowledge that my behavior was. wrong, but to be honest, I was. incredibly drunk. I recently moved into. this new apartment complex, and they. have a small dog park for residents. I. take my dog there fairly often. That's.

where I met my neighbor, Carla. Whenever. I saw her at the dog park, she made it. clear that she was interested in me. So, I asked her out and I got her number. Fast forward to the date. I had planned. on going to a bar and I got way too. drunk beforehand. Initially, things. seemed to go well. She even joked that. she didn't expect to see the drunk me so. soon and we made plans to meal prep. together the next day. This is where I. messed up. I saw this girl Nia who was.

stunning and I got up to flirt with her. I got her number. >> Wait, on the date with Carla? Okay. >> I got her number and I lost track of. time. When I returned to the table, Nia. was already texting me back and I was. distracted by my phone. Carla was. understandably upset and I realized that. I was being rude. and then it hit me. Sorry. So, being.

drunk, I apologized and I told her that. I didn't think things would work out and. that we wouldn't be able to meal prep. because I had just made plans with Nia. and didn't feel a connection with her. She accepted it, asked for the check, insisting on paying her share, and she. left. She didn't give me a ride home, which I understand, even though we live. in the same complex and she drove. I had taken an Uber there and got there. early because I knew I was going to.

drink. I feel terrible because even. though it was just our first date and we. weren't exclusive, it was still rude to. hit on another woman during the date. >> Mhm. >> I was drunk and Nia is just incredibly. beautiful. As much as it sucks, everything happens for a reason. And Nia. and I are now in a serious relationship. and things are going great. The only. downside is that Nia is scared of dogs, but she's slowly getting used to mine.

Now, the issue is that Carla is. completely cold whenever I see her. She. also blocked me, which I understand. Truthfully, it would probably be. disrespectful to Nia to text Carla and. try to be friends. Nia is fine with my. women friends as long as it's 100%. platonic and I haven't dated them. before. But I would like to get to a. point where Carla and I can joke around. and have our funny banter when we see.

each other at the dog park. Any advice. on how to achieve that would be great. Hey, what is your problem? Like, what is. your pro? You got what you wanted. That's one thing. Like, the fact that. this story happened the way it did. Yeah, you were an [ __ ] Why do you. need to have a relationship with Carla? Why are you posting on Reddit about. this? >> Leave her alone. >> Leave her alone. Poor Carla alone. >> The worst that happened here is now one. woman is cold to you. You don't have to.

have you don't have to know her. You. don't have to be friends with her. You. have other women friends. Apparently, you've got a girlfriend now. Why are you. still so hung up on Carla who the one. time you went on a date with her, you. didn't pay any attention to her? Like, what's going on? What is your problem? Literally, that. >> I'm mad. [laughter]. I don't understand what this is even. about. Like are you that upset that one. person doesn't like you? Are you that. what is that insecure? >> I don't know. Like can't handle having.

been an [ __ ] in that situation so. wants to rectify it that way the. conscience is clear. I really don't. know. I'm genuinely just very confused. by his overall attitude and behavior. And I'm I'm kind of questioning like how. did you get so drunk knowing you had a. date? >> Yeah. Like I I think Carla's like, "Holy. [ __ ] I dodged a bullet and I want. nothing to do with this man." Because. from the get-go, this date was not going. that well. >> I'm surprised she agreed to meal prep.

with you. Because if I showed up to a. first date with someone and they're. already hammered. >> Yeah. >> I would be like, "Are you okay?" And. sure, this could happen if you have, you. know, a randomly really strong drink or. a low, you haven't drank in a while. They have a little talk. You're going to. drink a lot. >> But that doesn't sound like the case. He. Ubered there planning to get very drunk. Also, I love that he just throws out, you know, even though we live at the. same complex, she d and she could have. just driven me driven me home, but she. didn't. Like, yeah, she wanted to be. done with you. She even paid for her.

share. I would have taken the free meal. >> I after he literally left me at the. table to go flirt with someone else in. front of me, >> then got back to the table and was. texting her. I honestly like I'm very. like impressed that Carla even stuck. around. >> Yeah, >> maybe she didn't see it. Maybe he like. was like I'm going to go to the bathroom. and then found Nia on the way to the. bathroom and like it was out of sight. >> I think she eventually cuz I think. that's why she blocked him and like is. cold to him now. So I think you know.

maybe she was like what is going on and. then is like okay bye. I'm leaving. I'm. paying and going. >> Yeah cuz what did he say too? So, being. drunk, I apologized and told her that I. didn't think things would work out, >> right? >> That I didn't feel a connection with. her. It's a first date. >> Yeah. >> You weren't even giving it a shot. because you were flirting with someone. else while you were on the date with. her, right? Which, listen, if you see. your wife, you see your husband, you're. on a date, you could subtly, you know,

get a number, make a move. It's a first. I don't know. I'm just saying like. they're dating now. Sure. Maybe that's. maybe that's your wife and this is the. only chance you had to find her. Everything else is so unnecess like. texting her in front of her, spending. all that time with her then like posting. on Reddit is the craziest part to me. Like him actually being upset about this. and posting about it on Reddit. I'm like. what is the fixation? Get over it. You. didn't like this girl. Maybe he's one of. those people that just wants what they. can't have. I mean maybe. Otherwise,

like I don't know. Why do you need to be. able to joke with someone at the dog. park? Right. Again, leave her alone. How. long are you sitting in that dog park? >> You told her there's no connection as. well. Also, >> none. That's That's what I was saying. I. was like, you literally spent 30 minutes. with her and you're hammered. There's. also something very funny to me about. like this being written and he's like. deep into the context of being in a. relationship with Nia. Like she's cool. with girlfriends. Like she like they are. fully, you know. >> How long ago was this? Like how long. have you been with Nia?

>> I don't I mean and Carla now she's being. cold. Now Carla's interesting. Now. Carla's got a little something something. to her. >> Mhm. >> Now I'm trying to figure out about. Carla. >> Yeah. Again, wants what he can't have. Grass is greener on that side of the. fence. Now, >> let's see these comments. So, I've got. them sorted by best. >> Okay. >> The one that's first with 1k up votes. This has to be a joke, right? Leave the. poor woman alone. You've been beyond. rude and she doesn't want anything to do.

with you. Next comment down. No advice. You're an [ __ ] and being drunk just. amplifies your assholeishness. Carla. dodged a bullet and knows it. Nia will. soon know it. You're not going to be too. popular around that apartment. [sighs]. Someone else goes, "This is a special. kind of stupid. You suck. Own it and. leave Carla alone." Right? It's like she. is just being cold to him. It'd be one. thing if she were spreading this around. the entire apartment and now everyone's.

cold to him and then he's like, "How do. I fix it? What do I do?" Him just having. this fixation on one person. He said he. had no connection with being cold to him. is like, "What are you doing here? Get. over it." I am beyond baffled. People. really tear into him and they're like, "Nia deserves better.". I think. >> maybe I don't know Nia. I don't know. them. I don't know that woman. I don't. know that man. I I think like I get your. point. Like if I bumped into someone and. it was like you happen to be on a date,

right? >> I get getting someone's number, whatever. You're on a first date. You. don't know that person. You're not. committed. Cool. But it's the way he. went back and was immediately texting. her and then was like, >> "Yeah, this ain't going to work out. I'm. not interested in you. >> Get through the date. >> It would still be nice. >> It's still always rude." But it's like. sometimes maybe I'm thinking it's worth. being a little rude in this moment. because I think I just met my soulmate. I don't know. But then you got to like, you know, let that relationship die.

>> I'm like, at least get through the date. >> Be cordial and then, you know, get. through the date together. Yeah. >> But someone goes, Nia deserves better. And OP responds, I already give her the. world. She would even tell you, I am a. great boyfriend. [laughter]. >> What? >> I know. >> I give her the world. is actually. responding to a lot of people. Account. has been banned, but I'm on my little. secret website that I can find old. comments by. Apparently, he explains why.

he got so drunk. He got carried away. because I didn't drink all of Lent and. it was the day after Lent. >> Okay. I mean, yeah, maybe schedule that. date on a different day then. >> What is Lent? 40 days, right? How long? >> Hard to know. Unknowable. No one could. ever know. [laughter]. I've Is it [snorts] 46 days? >> That is pretty long. >> That's a month and a half without a. drop. >> That's a dry January and a half.

>> It is. So, it explains why, you know, he. did get so drunk, but like. >> again, use your brain. >> And your behavior now like shows me. you're a weirdo. >> And I am not surprised that he's like. responding to all of these comments. He's kind of got this Tinkerbell will. die without attention type attitude. He's loving He's loving this. I know. >> Even if it's negative. >> Well, yeah. And he really is trying to. defend his honor because someone here. says, "If I was Carla, I would tell Nia. that OP hit on her when she was on a. date with her. OP is not trustworthy and.

is most likely going to cheat on Nia in. the future." And OP's like, "I've never. cheated on anyone in any relationship. that I've been in. Nia and I are doing. fantastic and it's unfair to judge my. character because of one thing that. happened a long time ago. If you and Nia. are doing fantastic, you're incredible. Then get off. >> this. Get over it. >> OP again defending his honor. I'm not an. alcoholic. I had lent, >> right? That's going in the head cannon.

>> He cares so much because it would make. it less awkward. They see each other a. lot. Instead of just sitting in an. awkward silence anytime our dogs are. playing, it would be nice to get along. Did he say if he's tried just a genuine. apology yet? I can't rec. telling her I'm really sorry for being. so rude. I'd like to be cordial. No. comments about an apology. >> Maybe just give that one sentence a. shot. [laughter]. >> I'd love that.

We uh we don't have an update on this. one, so hopefully he figured it out. It's nine months old. >> Yeah, I'm sure he's doing great with. Nia. >> Hey, if you're out there listening, here's a sentence for you. >> I am so sorry. That was incredibly rude. of me. I understand why you don't like. me, but I would love to feel cordial. when we see each other at the dog park. >> Beautiful. >> Michaela will let you steal that. >> Yeah, for free. >> For free. Okay, on to this next one for us. This episode is brought to you by State.

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the customer. availability, amount of. discounts, and savings, and eligibility. vary by state. Okay, number three. >> Yes, >> here we go. This is titled, "Am I the. [ __ ] for feeling bad that my marriage. announcement was stolen?". So, for years now, I've been saying that. I don't want a wedding because they are. so stressful and expensive and have so. many traditions rooted in outdated. beliefs. My alternative plan is to take. my partner and my best friend, who is a.

photographer, to somewhere like. Yellowstone National Park or Redwoods. and get some really cool wedding photos. and then send out cards to everyone. saying, quote, "Surprise, I'm married. Come celebrate with us at a reception.". Back in May, it's currently June, I was. at my friend's college graduation party, let's call her Sarah, and the topic of. weddings came up. For context, the. friend graduating is the same best. friend who is a photographer and a.

mutual friend, Britney of ours, who we. have both known for years, was also a. part of the conversation. I told them. about my idea to alope in the woods. somewhere and surprise everyone with a. reception. and Britney thought that it. was quote hilarious. Flash forward to today and I opened. Facebook to see a post from Britney. saying quote surprise we're married. Thank you Lord for blessing me with such.

a kind, loving, and gentle man. Huge. thanks to Sarah for taking our pictures. P.S. We've been married for two months. now. He he oh [laughter]. with a photo shoot that was done by. Sarah. My first thought was what the. [ __ ] because that is exactly what I. wanted to do and have been saying to. people for years. She not only stole my. idea but used the exact same. photographer and even the words that I.

wanted to say. I texted Sarah who I've. been friends with for 15 years and I. asked her about Britney's situation. She. said that she came up with the idea. because she didn't want a big wedding. and asked Sarah to take the pictures. I. said, "You know, I've been talking about. doing that exact thing for years and. that I literally mentioned it with. Britney and Sarah, you at Sarah's. graduation party in May." Sarah said she. doesn't think Britney meant to steal. anything and it's really not that deep,

especially since I'm single right now. So, it will be a while before I'm. thinking about marriage again. Anyways, I don't even want to talk to Britney. about it because I don't want to rain on. her happy moment and make it about me. when she is celebrating her marriage. I. feel so dumb and upset for talking about. my plans that I was excited about. And. it feels like now if I do this thing. that I've been wanting to do for years, it will look like I'm the one copying.

Britney. And that's kind of a shitty. thing to do in my opinion. So, am I the. [ __ ] for being upset? >> [sighs and gasps]. >> I kind of feel torn on this. >> really. Okay. >> A little bit. Like, let me hear your. >> I don't think she's an [ __ ] for being. upset like this fully was a rip of sort. of an intimate idea that she had that. was, you know, something she'd been. talking about and was really looking. forward to. But I also am like if the. social media aspect of it didn't exist, I feel like it wouldn't matter to just.

like take the idea, I guess, of getting. married and then telling people after. >> Yeah, >> it's the social media because do you. really have all of the same family and. friends, >> right? She's just bothered about the. fact that now it'll look like she's. copying her. >> Also, I don't know, maybe I'm just. online too much or whatever. I don't. think this is that original of an idea. >> I say this sounds like kind of just. going to vague [laughter] like well it's. just aloping, right? >> It's aloping and then just having a.

reception like shocker like that someone. did that. It's kind of normal. >> She didn't have a wedding. We just had a. reception after. >> Thank you. Like it's very normal. It's. not this grand crazy original idea. Like. I want to go up in a hot air balloon and. as I'm peeking over the horizon, he. proposes and then Sarah's in the hot air. balloon and takes pictures and then we. mail. Like. >> I get it's not that I think the reason. I'm torn is I get being like a little, you know, like that immature voice. inside you that's like, "Oh, that was my.

idea and like I told them about it and. now it won't be as unique." But then at. the same time it's like your idea is. just eloping. Yeah. I think it's the. fact that it was like, "Okay, we had. this conversation." Yeah. >> And you literally looked at me, Britney, and Britney told me that it was. >> quote hilarious. >> Yeah. >> And then she does it. And then in my. head, I'm like, did Britney tell you it. was hilarious because she was already. planning to do this? Because I don't.

know like how long was in between? Because it does take a while to get all. those cards made, printed, sent to you. I think it was quite some time in. between. I think that that she was. saying that that was a long time ago. that that conversation had happened. >> I think she's been saying that she wants. to do this for years. >> Yeah. >> But it sounds like back in May. It's. currently July. So May, June, July, like. >> Oh, she said back in May. >> Yeah. So couple months at least. So, she.

probably did get the inspo from her. >> because also on the thing Britney said, "PS, we've been married for two months. now.". >> So, they've been married. >> Don't forget he he. [laughter]. >> So, they've been married since May. >> So, I wonder if Britney had already. planned on doing this and that's why she. was like, "Hilarious.". >> I mean, yeah, that's that's totally. possible as well because again, it's not. that original of an idea, >> right? Yeah. Especially if like she's. going around telling it to all these.

people, the chances of there being. someone else who has also had this. thought are pretty high. >> Also, especially if you don't have money. for a wedding, you know, >> ma'am, ma'am, you don't even have a. boyfriend for a wedding. You don't have. a fiance for a wedding. >> Kind of got her ass with that one. [clears throat] Like, but you know, [laughter] love can happen anywhere. >> But what if you find overnight. >> your personally and your partner's dream. is a wedding? >> Then what are you going to do? Right? >> What if money is an issue? What if you.

meet a millionaire farmer wants a wife. and he's got money and he says, "Babe, you don't got to worry about that. expense. I got this.". >> Yeah. I come from lumber money. >> Oh, my parents came in on the Mayflower. What if he says that. >> we we come from humble origins of steel? Just call me Carnegie. Like I don't. know. >> My god. [laughter]. >> Like what if. >> Yeah, I know. No, you're making. >> you have to have like a future that like. could just not exist, >> which also includes someone else who has.

their own ideas. >> Thank you. >> Totally. There was like an episode of. Sex in the City. I think Charlotte has. like a baby name that she wants to use, but she's not even dating anyone, but. then she like says it to someone and. then they use that baby name and they're. like, "Well, you're not using it anytime. soon.". >> And I was initially thinking of that, which I feel like maybe would be. slightly different. >> Baby names. I feel like definitely more. reason to be a little territorial about. those. >> versus just like getting alopment and. well I guess also use the same.

photographer. >> who is both of your friends. >> right who is a photographer. >> a friend of both of you who I guess like. yeah I'm going to ask my friend versus. potentially paying thousands like if. your friend is willing to do that and. you know that. >> it feels like she just wanted to have a. moment of everyone being like oh my god. she got married without telling anybody. I've never heard of that. She is what. what a girl that woman. I can't believe. what she just did. >> So creative. Ahead of her time.

Visionary. >> Yeah. Comments on this one. [gasps] What. way do you think they're going to go? >> I think they're going to say that she's. overreacting. Maybe. Top comment. Wait. Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. You're. single. >> [laughter]. >> Oh no. >> Next one. This is right up there with. single, not pregnant women being mad at. baby names being used by friends who are. in a relationship and having a baby. >> That was literally my thought. But I.

kind of get that one though. >> I get a baby name. >> You can have a baby name from when. you're a child and like I don't like. what's wrong with a single person having. ideations of love one day. God forbid. A. baby name is something I so see more. possessiveness over, especially if it's. a family name or a dream. Like a lot of. girls, women like put names in their app. on their phone, like a notes app keeping. track. Like I went to grad school and. literally. >> basically every woman in my cohort had a.

list of baby names. Multiple women that. were single and they were like, "That is. going to be my baby name.". >> I've had a list for quite some time. >> I got a list. >> I'll read a book and I'm like, "Oh, I. like that name. add to the list. Put it. on my list. >> One of my names that has been on my list. for ages. and it will be used as a first or a. middle name in some way is literally in. fourth wing and now everyone's going to. be like she picked it because of fourth. wing. No, no, it's been there for years.

I mean, I wouldn't even want someone to. tell me because I'm like even if we did. happen to use the same name, I wouldn't. want either of us to feel resentment. over it. >> No. And I think like if you're friends, I think siblings using the same baby. name. So like the cousins are all. >> I know. Yeah, that can be. >> weird. But I just saw a group of girls. They're five sisters and every single. one of them is named Mary. So people. people get wild. I don't know. >> There's a friend group that's all named. That's sort of like the plot of the. >> siblings. So they're all like full full.

ass related siblings. There's five of. them daughters. >> Well, that shouldn't happen. complicated. for paperwork. >> They named them all Mary. So, it's like. >> awful for SEO. >> Mary Beth, Mary June, Mary Ellen. >> Oh, do they use both? >> I didn't get into it. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm like, they're still all named Mary. like first name, you know? >> Yeah. They shouldn't be doing that. >> No. >> Hey, don't do that, guys. >> No. Next comment down. You're the. [ __ ] You've not invented the wheel. Someone got married in a wood where.

thousands of others have done it. Perhaps if it was such a secret and a. private ambition, you shouldn't have. told everyone. >> Right. Right. >> Mhm. Yeah. Right. It's like saying. someone stole your wedding idea to have. the bride wear a white dress and the. groom wear a black suit. [laughter]. >> You're the [ __ ]. >> You know that traditionally a marriage. involves two people, right? So, you're. planning a wedding without a second. person and just assuming they'll go. along with it. Okay, then. They're being.

a little hard on her for being single. and having dreams, but like [laughter]. >> I know, >> but I get where it's coming from. But. I'm like, God, >> a lot of people are just like, "Girl, what? You had me in the first half. Not. going to lie, you're the asshole." And. then so many you didn't have an original. idea comments. So many. >> I think she can be privately. like, "Ah, damn. Should have kept that. to myself just in case I could have been. the first one on Facebook to do it." But.

I think any like conversations with. these people being like, "Oh, my thing. was stolen." I think that's where you. get into crazy territory. Yeah. >> Yeah. Because also single, it's going to. take you maybe a little bit to meet. someone and then be together for a year. or two, three, then you're engaged. >> or you just get married, whatever. But. like by the time that all happens for. you, people are going to forget about. this one. Facebook will have forgotten.

>> Like what? >> Yeah, no one's no one cares that much to. remember Britney's post. It's good. >> She can add it to the end of the post. She can say, "And by the way, this has. been my idea for quite some time. Longer. than others you may have seen.". [laughter]. >> Yeah, that would be good. That would be good. >> No update from OP. I don't see any. comments in regards to it. So, they just. kind of moved along.

>> You know what? Maybe they were having a. little bit of a a crazy moment of of. whatever and then they posted it and saw. the comments and they were like, "All. right, yeah, I got to chill.". >> I feel some pain where, you know, I. don't like my ideas getting stolen. It. happens to the best of us. >> We're human. >> You know, I'm bitter about it. >> We're not perfect. >> No, you know, it sucks. But again, it. wasn't that original of an idea, >> right? The ones that I've had stolen, they're good. Let's get into it.

[laughter]. Okay, this next one coming from Am I the. [ __ ] titled Am I the [ __ ] for. making my daughter use dollar store. shampoo and conditioner. >> My wife and I have three daughters. Oldest is 16, middle is 14, and youngest. is 10. My entire family and my wife's. family all have straight hair. My oldest. and youngest also have straight hair. And then there's my middle child with.

curly blonde hair and green eyes. The. rest of the family has brown hair and. brown eyes. I admittedly am not very. close with her because I had doubts that. she was mine and I had a hard time. bonding with her due to that. My middle. daughter insists that she needs special. shampoo and conditioner because of her. curly hair. She found some that wasn't. too expensive, so I bought it for her, but she goes through the conditioner.

like water. She came to me after a. little over a month and said that she. needed another bottle. I told her that. she doesn't and that her conditioner. should last her at least another month, but probably longer. But she insists. that you need to use a lot of. conditioner for curly hair. I bought her. another bottle and told her to use less. because she wasn't getting another one. for at least 2 months. She used it again. in a month, so I bought her shampoo and.

conditioner from the dollar store. She. had a meltdown about how this is going. to ruin her hair and that she just got. it to a place where she liked it and it. was manageable. She blames us for her. hair being uncontrollable for most of. her life because we didn't learn how to. take care of curly hair, even though. it's not different than straight hair. She even threatened to shave her head, which I know she won't do because she's. obsessed with her hair. Now, she's. refusing to speak to me and she's being.

extremely disrespectful to me and my. wife. My wife thinks we should give in, but I think she needs to learn her. lesson. Am I the [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes. You're such an [ __ ]. >> dude. >> Oh my god. >> What is wrong with him? >> This just feels like another situation. where you want to punish somebody for no. reason. Like he even admittedly himself. said that the conditioner and shampoo. she liked doesn't cost very much. Like.

she she tried really hard, I think, to. find something that would be okay. >> And then what? Used it for a little bit. over a month. It's not like she's doing. something on purpose to punish you. >> or something irresponsible. Curly hair. >> What's the lesson? >> It's control. >> It's abuse. I I genuinely do think this. maybe this is a hot take, but I think if. you have a child and because of biology,

they have different hair or different. whatever than you, you as your as a. parent need to learn how to take care of. it. Of course, >> your child shouldn't be like, "I've gone. my whole life because you guys didn't. realize you had to take care of curly. hair." If you have a child, you're. supposed to learn how to take care of. them. >> If they have different hair than you, then go to a barber shop. Go somewhere. and learn how to take care of that child. and their hair. But he doesn't want to. because he doesn't think that child is. his. >> because she has curly hair.

>> Yeah, just throwing that in at the. middle or. >> square. Dude, that was insane. >> What is that? 25% chance maybe like. genetics wise like curly hair, straight. hair. If you're that [ __ ]. delusional, one, I'm curious if the wife knows that. he's suspicious, the child is not his. Because as a wife and mother, clearly. hers, >> I'd be pissed if my husband thought I. cheated and never confronted me and. therefore treated one of our children. differently. >> Yeah. But two, she's 14.

Why at this point haven't you done a DNA. test? That's where I'm like, you're. going to continue to let this affect. you. So much has. >> that you know, you think you would like. I used to think, didn't he say like I. used to wonder if she was mine? >> I had doubts that she was mine and I had. a hard time bonding with her due to. that. >> Yeah. And kind of past tense. So I'm. like maybe he has or maybe he hasn't, but I don't know. the and the wife kind.

of seems to just be a passenger in this. story. Like she's saying they should. just give in but not really having an. active role here either. >> I don't know. >> I'm mad. I'm like so mad because it's. like again such a manipulative title. Amma the [ __ ] for buying her dollar. store shampoo. >> I know. Oh, it makes you think it's just. like a money situation and that's the. best that they can do and but it's not.

that. >> Someone does ask info. Are you poor? Is. money really tight for you? OP responds. just one word. No. Okay, [ __ ]. Also, I'm thinking about walking through. a store and looking for shampoo. Like, I. don't know. I've gone to Target and like. Kristen S, that brand like blew up for a. while and like it's a nicer brand that. is carried places and even that is like.

a more expensive option and it's like. $15 20 bucks and it's like if money. isn't an issue for you guys she's going. through a bottle a month 12 time 15. also it's very big. >> on [laughter]. like I don't know it's can't be that. much. I was like, you. >> Thank you. >> I think. >> 180. >> All right. There we go. >> 180ish. >> But it's like also on the bottles it.

says in very big letters for curly hair, for straight hair. I I think it's pretty. easy to figure out what to get a child, at least over time. Like it it literally. says what hair type on each for damaged. and dry hair, for thick hair, for thin. hair. >> They say it in big letters, but he. doesn't think it's different. And you've. never considered like, oh, we have one. child with different hair. Maybe I get. them the curly hair. No, because he. doesn't think it is any different than.

straight hair. He says that. But she's. telling you it is. It is. Oh my god. There's even different types of curly. hair. 3C, 4C. Do I know what any of it. means? No. But I watch those videos on. Tik Tok and they're very informative. >> Yeah. >> The you have to like really like there's. curly hair method. You put the product. in, you use the special brush that kind. of separates the curls and then you use. your little diffuser to get the extra. bounce. It's also just you are a parent.

You chose to have children. You have to. take care of their basic needs to the. best of your ability. So even beyond. that, she's asking for shampoo and. conditioner. He's an [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ]. This is feeling like one of those things. where it's like it's not about the. yogurt. It's It's not about the shampoo. >> Mhm. >> Because if it was just about the shampoo. and not wanting to spend money or she's. got curly hair, I have straight hair. I.

don't think there's a difference. No. Like this is really a bigger bigger. really deeply troubling issue about I. don't think this child is really mine. because she has curly hair because she. has green eyes and therefore she. deserves. >> less or different treatment and like. again that's why I'm just so confused. where it's like if you've thought this. for 14 years and you haven't made sure I. don't even care if you tell your wife do. secret DNA test. Don't tell me, don't.

tell Reddit, but go out there and figure. it out because otherwise you are. treating this childh. >> horribly. And what happens when you. actually find out she is yours? How are. you going to feel? >> Yeah. Or isn't like I think she is. >> I know. But even if she isn't, that's. not the child's fault. >> It's and it's still your child. >> Then go talk to your wife and take it. out on her, not this poor innocent kid. >> Yeah. >> The comments. >> The comments. Please, please tell me. they get him bad and please tell me he.

reads them and it feels bad. >> Top comment with 32K up votes. >> You're the [ __ ] Woo! Wow! Yes, women. with curly hair do need a different type. of shampoo and conditioner. Dollar store. shampoo is likely going to damage her. hair. >> Also, do you not understand how traits. are passed on? Was there a reason. besides your daughter's physical. features that you've thought she wasn't. yours that's causing you to not properly. bond with her? You suck.

>> You're the [ __ ] Someone respond, he's getting off so easy if she's just. using extra conditioner as well. Someone. goes, "She may be doing the curly girl. method, which uses conditioner a lot. more than shampoo, which who cares how. much of either that she's using? It's a. basic necessity. Shampoo, toothpaste, a toothbrush. >> Like those are basic necessities that. your kid should not go without.

>> Yeah. >> Clean socks and underwear and clothes. Like God, like what other ways is he. torturing her too? >> Yeah. >> Cuz it's not He's like, it's not about. the money. So what else is she getting. denied? >> And this is something so basic. Like god. forbid, what if she had a hobby? What if. she came to him and said, "I want to. play soccer." What? She's She's not. getting the tampons with the applicator. Like, cuz those are $3 more. Like, at. what point does it does it go to Yeah,

you can't play soccer. We don't have. enough money for you to play soccer this. year. Sorry. >> Band, nah, you don't deserve that. trumpet. >> Yeah. >> You're not mine. >> You're siblings, though. You know, >> that's like This is the scapegoat. >> Yeah. >> And you've got two golden children. >> Mhm. >> Like, it's so shitty. But yeah, everyone. tears in OP. >> So, I just found a crazy update. His. account is deleted, but I found it on. another thread. H.

word has just hit us that there's an. update. Word has been given. We just. found an update for this. [screaming]. update. It's been almost 2 weeks since. my post, so I felt that I should post an. update. My middle daughter ran away a. couple of days after I posted my. original post. >> Oh my god. >> We found out that she had been planning. this for months. My oldest daughter was. in on it and helped her hide the fact.

that she's been working after school for. months. She taught her how to hide her. money and showed her what to put in her. bag and where to hide it. When they were. leaving for school, my middle daughter. had a new backpack. My wife asked about. it and Middle said that it was her. friends, but she didn't want it, so she. gave it to her, which was completely. plausible considering that her friend. gives her stuff all the time. A couple. of hours later, we got a call from the. school saying that my middle daughter. wasn't there. My wife came home and.

checked her room and found a note on her. dresser saying that she couldn't handle. living with me anymore. >> Oh my god. My wife has a sister around. 45 miles away and our middle daughter. showed up to her house after being. missing for 3 days. She refused to go. home and threatened to run away again if. she tried to make her see us. At first, my wife told me to move out so our. middle daughter could come home real. >> but she quickly realized that she can't.

afford to live in our house on her. income alone. Plus, our oldest and. youngest deserve to have their parents. together. So, Middle is going to stay. with her aunt until we figure out a plan. that works for everyone. Oh my god, he's awful. Uh-huh. I like have no words. The fact that it's. like, "Oh, we noticed she had a new. backpack. Why? Because you refused to.

buy her a backpack and she's probably. carrying around a raggedy ass one." Like. I think again like where I was like what. else is this transpiring into. >> Yeah. >> This is he must be absolutely horrific. to her. Also the wife being like okay. you are so awful our daughter left. You. have to get out of the house so she'll. come home. And then him being like oh. well how are you going to afford it? How. are you going to afford that? You can't. on your income alone. >> So I'm not leaving. >> It's crazy too how this doesn't even.

seem to be a wakeup call for him. >> No it didn't break through at all. None. of the comments did. Her daughter. running away didn't like I don't know. It's just insane because it's like, yeah, my child ran away. I guess like I. am terrible. I guess maybe I should fix. things. I guess no. It's like I got what. I wanted. This is great. I wonder if she. saw the Reddit post too because I mean I. could see the hair instance on its own.

being like the last straw, but I also. like with the timing of it being two. weeks later, I'm like I wonder if she. saw how he was talking about her too. I. don't know. >> You wonder. >> Oh, wait. No, she's been doing this for. months. >> She's been working after school for. months. >> Yeah, but maybe like maybe that was her. final straw. Maybe this is like. >> she ran out of the conditioner. He got. her the dollar store and she's like. >> And the other kids are on board. Like. your other kids don't like you or think. you're cool either. They're. understanding where she's coming from.

and helping her get away. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz oldest is only 16, too. And the fact that she showed up 3 days. later, did she walk there? >> I don't know. Maybe hitchhike. >> It was 45 miles. That's a That's what. walking would take. >> Yeah. >> About 3 days. >> I don't know. It. >> take me 3 days to walk 45 miles. I'm I'm. pokey. I'm going to need a lot of rest. breaks. She's little. Yeah. Like 14. And. >> what if she got kidnapped? Like this.

could have ended so terribly. >> Yeah. >> So terribly. A lot of people call this. into question. A lot of people are like. feels fake. Mhm. >> But honestly, I don't think it is. I'm. thinking about the story me and you had. on a past episode where. >> um the person's parent purposefully kept. them having life. >> for like 8 years. >> And that's what it feels like. I think. some parents are genuinely just so. terrible and want to keep their kids.

>> under their control and under their. abuse and under this weird sick dynamic. >> And I could 100% see this being real. And we've heard stories in the past too. about like. >> my dad didn't think I was his. Like. we've had weird paternity stories. >> This is not implausible to me. It's just. so crazy that he would come back to. Reddit and say this part and still have. not even like a moment of doubts about.

himself though. Like that is so crazy. But again, that is a person who exists. So I don't know. >> I'm That's just mystified by this. awful. >> I feel so bad. I hope the aunt is like, "I got you, girl.". >> Yeah. >> Like, "We're good." Cuz this is just. brutal. And yeah, I mean, comments all. tore into him on the original post. You're the [ __ ] You're the [ __ ]. You're the [ __ ] And again, clearly. didn't get it. Like, there was no.

apology on that update. There was, I. realized I've messed up. >> Yeah. >> She was upset. She ran away. I'm going. to make this right. Like, >> I'm working on our relationship. >> He doesn't care. This is a blessing for. him. This is what he wants. >> now. He's got his family. >> I such a disgusting. gremlin of a person. Moving on to this next one, which we're. kind of back on the wedding train. And. >> you had a wedding train. >> I'm scared. I did have a wedding train.

Yeah, we did our rehearsal dinner on a. train. And it was it was so fun. >> That was so cool. >> It was so fun. I need one of you guys to. get married now. All right. >> You ready? >> I'll do it. >> You're next. >> Give me like a year. >> Okay, cool. I would just love to plan. help. Like, I'll be a wedding planner. Just let me help. It's so fun. I just. want to do it again. [laughter] Okay. Well, judging by the title, I don't know. if this wedding is going to be fun. So, this is also coming from Am I the. [ __ ] It's titled, "Am I the [ __ ].

for snapping at my halfsister when she. called to say that neither her nor my. other sister will be attending my. wedding after they both RSVPd yes. throwaway names changed. I, female 23, have two halfsisters, Molly, female 29, and Mary, female, 33. Both from my dad's. previous marriage. I wasn't close to. either of them growing up because they. mainly stayed with their mom and we just. generally weren't close. We're all nice.

to one another, but it's not buddy. buddy. I got married a few weeks ago and. both Molly and Mary were invited. They. both RSVPd yes. Literally a couple of. days before the wedding, Mary calls and. says that neither her nor Molly will be. attending. I'm shocked because obviously. all of the catering, everything's been. put in and now four people won't be. attending. They each had a plus one. Mary did sound apologetic and she.

explained to me detailing a traumatic. situation that Molly's going through and. she will also not be attending and. staying with Molly and their mom. instead. I got upset and said that I. understand, but if she can just attend. for a little while to support me, then. she can leave early if she wishes. Mary. kept saying that it's not possible. So, I snapped and said how neither of them. care about my feelings and the effort.

put into this wedding, especially since. Molly herself didn't bother giving me a. call to let me know. and it's obvious. that I was always the outsider sister. and not a part of their group. Mary said. I was being selfish and hung up the. phone. I did tell some relatives about. the situation slash some who knew about. it and got mixed reactions from them for. going off on Mary. So, am I the [ __ ]. for snapping because they didn't come to. my wedding? It's hard cuz we don't know.

what the traumatic situation is. M like. >> and I feel like the comments the top. comments will spoil it. So I'm looking. at comments from OP and there are two. >> Mhm. >> So someone does ask info what exactly. was the traumatic situation and I will. say in the post when it says detailing a. traumatic situation. >> it's like a you know the the one not the.

two quotes. So it's not a direct quote. >> it's like paraphrased. Yeah. >> So, it's like almost like I don't know. It just feels like it's belittling. >> to the traumatic situation by even. putting it in that wondering. >> what's the single one called? >> Uh, not so not apostrophes, but like. >> not a quotation. Is it an apostrophe? >> Is it an apostro? It might be an. apostrophe. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> It's an apostrophe. >> See, I'm like, it's been a long time. [laughter]. >> Well, I'm like, yeah. Well, because I.

think that there could be a world in. which somebody is calling a situation. traumatic, but it's. >> like not, you know, but then there's. also a world in which it's a very. traumatic situation and she's belittling. it. So, I like I'm I'm having a hard. time knowing how to feel, but it's probably a real traumatic. situation, isn't it? >> I'm literally like I'm [ __ ]. horrified. So, info, what exactly was. the traumatic situation? Because if it.

actually lives up to that name. Yeah. Not sure how you think you're not the. [ __ ] And something tells me you're. avoiding details because you know they. don't make you look good for worrying. more about catering than whatever. Molly's dealing with. >> Yeah, it has that vibe. >> OP responds, Molly's boyfriend passed. away in an accident a few weeks before. the wedding. >> Oh my god. >> Go rot in hell. >> Oh my god. I'm more worried about the. catering. They both had plus ones. go step on a rake.

Um, >> and it is like she did call and let her. know like. >> Uhhuh. >> I I don't know how self. involved. >> Yes. Like how selfentered are you that. this is even a worry of yours? Like I. had friends text me like 2 days before. my wedding be like, "I'm so sorry. I got. food poisoning or neuroirus. I can't. make it." And I'm like, "Cool, whatever.". >> I I I feel like it'd be hard to have a.

wedding without there being some element. of someone having an emergency or an. illness or something come up beforehand. And it's like you feel so sure that. you're right, but then you're. purposefully leaving out what happened. to your sister, so it kind of feels like. you do know that you're an [ __ ] in. some way. Oh, this feels so. intentionally like they tried to mislead. us to just get like a No, you're not the. [ __ ] Your wedding is important, too.

Yeah, that was rude. They left all of. that out because otherwise you could. have. >> How do you even hear that? Like, if you. are going to include that in your post. and be like, "Yeah, the reason Molly. can't come is because her boyfriend. passed away.". >> Getting mad. They both had plus on's. One of those plus ones is, I would. imagine, dead. Yeah, like that was definitely the plus. one was the boyfriend. And again, you're. more worried about the [ __ ] food. >> Yeah, they both had what was she. supposed to fill that plus one with.

somebody else? Ah, [ __ ] My plus one. died, but I don't want to affect your. catering, so I'm going to find someone. else to fill the spot. Like, what the. [ __ ] dude? People go off on her in the. comments. Like, the other one that she. responds to, you're the [ __ ] Did you. even ask what the traumatic event was? It's not always about you. OP responds, "Yes, I know what it was and Mary told. me." Someone responds. I mean, like, it's so morbid what people start going. into the comments on. Like, I just don't. even want to read it. >> Yeah. >> I'm like, it's just like, it's so sad.

And it's just like, how are you even. here? How did you even have the gull to. come here and drop this utter [ __ ]. on my little website that I love called. Reddit and your [ __ ] pure on the pure. lovely angel website Reddit where like. where things like this aren't meant to. be. [clears throat]. >> I like want to go take a walk. I'm like. I'm I'm like just so over her. I mean. this is why wedding culture gets a bad.

rap. It's Bridezilla's like her. [laughter]. >> What were you going to say? I'm sorry. >> I was just going to say like it had that. vibe even before she said what the. traumatic event was. It was like the way. that she's talking about this feels off. But then there's a world in which the. traumatic event is like she stubbed her. toe and now no one's coming to the. wedding. But also then she'd probably. say that. >> She would say it. >> Yeah. >> Uh-huh. It wasn't giving that.

>> No. And that's why again I like I think. now that we know what it is too, >> it's so much worse. >> Doesn't the apostrophes like around. traumatic event? I know it's not a. quote, but it's like it gives like like. just say traumatic event. You don't have. to put any apostrophes around it. That's. what I mean. Because she had a traumatic. event. >> Why are the apostrophes there? >> Does it get much more traumatic than. that? Like why are that's what that word. is for. >> Dude, I hope she gets bitten by a cow or. something just crazy. Like I just want. her to like you know Yeah. Just like a.

little I mean I hope that these Reddit. comments feel like getting bitten by a. cow. >> I know. I mean people just popped off. after especially after they found out. which. >> I am shocked she even admitted that. online. >> I know maybe she got a little bit like. confident that she could she could come. out of this being the one people agreed. with. >> No people start posting like shame bell. emojis. shame. Like they go Game of. Thrones, shame on her ass.

>> The fact that you withheld the details. of the traumatic situation tells me you. know deep down that you're an [ __ ]. Not everything is about you. Everyone. then finds out because people are like, "Here's what happened." Like, >> right? They're linking it. >> They're linking it. They're commenting. and everyone's like, "Holy shit." Also, the fact that she then goes, "Well, the. real reason that you're not coming is. because I've always been the outsider. sister." Genuinely insane. Don't think. it's about that. >> What if your freaking fiance husband.

died and. >> think she'd still have a wedding? >> Well, catering. >> Catering. >> God. Okay. Well, let's hope this next one has. as I sit here, I'm just like, it's fine. [laughter] Little dog. >> Yeah, let's get a story that doesn't. piss us off. Is that out there? H. pallet cleanser. Who? [laughter]. Okay, this next one coming from Am I the. [ __ ] Am I the [ __ ] for calling my.

sister-in-law a liar? I, 31 male, live. in San Diego. My older brother, 34 male, recently got married to a woman from. India, 30 female. They had only been. dating for about 7 months, but her visa. was expiring, so they decided to get. married sooner rather than later. My. brother and I have always been close. We've done a lot of favors for each. other over the years and one thing we've. always had is trust. We don't lie to. each other even about the little things.

Recently, I had to travel to India for. work. The project is in a pretty remote. area and by coincidence, it's close to. where my sister-in-law's family lives. She told me not to rent a vehicle. because her family had a Jeep that I. could borrow. That sounded perfect, so I. thanked her. When I arrived, her family. handed me the keys to a Mahindra tar. I. was confused and I asked where the. Wrangler was. They looked confused and.

said, "This is the Jeep." I didn't want. to make a scene with her family, so I. just took it and I drove it for the. week. It worked fine and it got me where. I needed to go. When I got back, I asked. my sister-in-law why she told me that. her family had a Jeep when they actually. had a Mahindraar. She said, quote, "It's the same thing.". I told her, quote, "No, it isn't. Jeep. is a brand. Mahindra is a brand. [gasps].

A Wrangler and a Tar are completely. different vehicles.". Uh, she said everyone where she's from. calls vehicles like that Jeeps and that. she didn't think there was any. difference. I said that's ridiculous. By. that logic, I could point at a Chrysler. PT Cruiser and call it a BMW X5 because. they're both SUVs. They're obviously. different cars made by different. companies. She got upset and said that I.

was being intentionally difficult and. that she wasn't trying to deceive me. I. told her that if you tell someone your. family owns a Jeep Wrangler when they. actually own a Mahindraar, that's lying. My brother says that I'm being pendantic. and that she was using Jeep as a generic. term, the way some people say Kleenex. for any tissue. I don't think that's. comparable. If someone specifically. tells you they have a Jeep, I expect. them to have an actual Jeep. Oh my god.

[laughter]. For what it's worth, I'm grateful they. let me borrow the vehicle. This isn't. about the favor. It's about telling me. something that wasn't true and then. insisting that I was wrong for pointing. it out. Am I the [ __ ] You could have. given me the story like the the headline. of it in the first couple sentences and. given me 10 years to come up with what. the lie was and I never would have. landed on this. That is a Jeep. >> That's a Jeep. >> That's a Jeep. >> Honestly, I think it's cuter than a.

Jeep. >> Everyone Google this. Everyone Google. this. It's a Jeep. >> If you're watching the video version of. this episode, whether it be on Spotify. or wherever you're seeing the video, like YouTube, um it is a Jeep in my. eyes. Every version of this is a Jeep. It honestly looks cuter than a Jeep. It. almost looks like it's a beautiful car. >> I kind of want one now. >> It's the shape of a Jeep. It's lifted. like a Jeep. It's got, you know, the the. back looks like a Jeep. I think you can. remove the top, right? I mean, I don't. know. >> It looks like it. I'm. >> It looks like a Jeep if it drives like a.

Jeep. What's the difference? >> And let me tell you, even if it was an. entirely different car, I still wouldn't. understand getting worked up about it. Like, it could be a mistake. It could be. a a language difference. It could be a, you know, a term that people use that. other people. Like, I don't Or it could. be a forgotten memory. She's, she just. doesn't remember what car it was. Whatever. It's a good It's a car that. works that was given to you for free. I. don't understand saying a single word.

about it. Even if they came out in a. Tesla or a a like a what's a very. different car? Like a like a Subaru. Even if it was a Subaru. >> Yeah. >> I would just be like, "Oh, well, car. >> Thank you for the nice car for the week. >> Thank you for the car. It worked. No. problems. >> I think the brother that analogy too of. like people call all tissues Kleenexes. >> Great analogy. >> That is truly it's the same thing. And. he's like it's not the same. >> It's the same thing. I do that with so. much stuff. And like Kleenex is one of.

those examples. Or like band-aid. >> Can I get a band-aid? >> But Band-Aid is a brand. >> Well, I didn't know that one. >> Yeah. >> What's it called? What's it called if. it's not a band-aid? Bandage. stick on. elastic bandage. [laughter]. >> Terrible branding for that word. >> But that's what I'm saying. Like, think. about there's so many brands that are. like that. A generic name is an adhesive. bandage. >> Adhesive bandage. I mean, it just. doesn't have the same to it. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Going to call that [ __ ] band-aid. >> I think that this guy sounds fully. insufferable. This sounds like the most. obnoxious. I mean, we've had. self-righteous, pretentious. We've had. worse people for sure in the stories, >> but what I have to tell you is this is. the most obnoxious maybe ever. >> Can't you picture like this guy? >> Oh gosh, there's like been this trope in. like TV shows. Well, actually, yeah, that guy like Ted Mosby. >> Well, actually, that's not technically a.

skyscraper because it's not over 200. feet tall. >> It's a Okay. or like you know where. they're just like critical about every. single thing you say and it's like oh my. god just because I said the sky is blue. doesn't mean the sky can't be orange. during sunset like yeah come on and it's. like okay you know one little fun car. fact and you're really stunting it now. if we're going to you know talk like. that I will be matching that energy.

about everything you say and trust and. believe you're going to slip up Wick. I. just I think he's a I think he's maybe. the worst. I think he's maybe the worst. Maybe the worst there's been. >> I just cannot get. >> in terms of insufferability. If there if. if we're putting it purely on. insufferability, >> this guy, he's taking it. >> because, you know, it's just it comes. out in so many other aspects. Um I want. one of these cars. I think they are so. cute. According to Google, they cost. about $13,000,

>> which is like a bargain. That's a great. car price. >> Yeah. One other article says 16K, another says 18.5 maybe depending on, you know, versions or specs, but like. knowing the cost of a Jeep, like that's. a deal. >> Sign me up. >> Absolutely. >> Have you seen all the cool cars that. China has, but like legally we're not. allowed to import here or like it's. harder to import here because of the big. auto makers, the big three. Did you know. about the Tucker? Have you ever heard. about the Tucker car?

>> I don't know. There was a car though. There was a really cute car in in. Burbank that I saw and my friend was. like, "That car is $3,000 and it's like. a minivan. It's like a cute little. whatever, but you have to import it and. the import costs are really expensive.". Is that the Tucker or is that something. else? >> No. So, the Tucker is it was a car made. in like the 1940s from this like genius. guy named Preston Tucker. And it was. radical. like this car was going to put. the big three out of business. It had.

all of these crazy safety features. It. had like swiveing headlights. >> and all of the big automakers, Ford, you. know, GMC at the time, they were like, "No." And so they they literally killed. it. They killed this car. >> They killed Tucker. >> They actually might have killed him. >> Or he died from a heart attack because. of what happened. >> Sure. >> Which like same same. Um, but like he. really. was like this revolutionary guy and like.

he wanted these cars to like be able to. get like 200 m per gallon. Like he was. doing stuff that the other people. couldn't keep up with and so they took. him out. They sent my good boy Semlvvice. to the mental hospital because he was. saying you got to wash your hands to. kill germs. And then Lewis Pastor come. along years later and and now it's true. But my my good guy got dead got dead in. the mental hospital. God, that's um. Fitzgerald put his wife Zelda in the. mental hospital and then took all her. writing.

>> No one likes an innovator. >> No one likes a truth teller. >> There is a movie on the Tucker though if. anyone wants to watch it. >> Yeah, I'm interested in that. That's. really cool. Top comment. Yeah, 100%. you're the [ __ ] 1,000% actually. Next comment. You're the [ __ ] Your. brother is right. You're being. pendantic. Great word. Did I say it. right? >> I think I believe so. Oh, yes. >> Pedantic. >> Pedantic. [laughter]. >> Did I add a crazy voice? >> Pedantic. I don't know.

>> Um, describing someone who is overly. concerned with minor details, formal. rules, and displaying their academic. knowledge. Yeah, I don't vibe with this. >> Mm-. >> which I'm going to get into it over the. Odyssey with some people like that. I'm. sure. >> it is literally Ted Mosby. That's Yeah, that's crazy. Um, but yeah, clearly you're the [ __ ]. Let's see if we have anything from him. It's only 5 days old at this point in.

time. He says it was definitely more. bumpy than a real Jeep. Okay. It might. look like one, but the suspension, etc. are not of the same quality, and I was. concerned about being stranded. >> You were concerned about being stranded? >> There is a difference in suspension. And. since I was taking it on rough roads, I. wanted to be sure I was getting. something that can handle it and be. comfortable. Wait, but it's people. people who live there who have that car. who are used to those roads. That car is.

for those roads. That's their car and they live there and. that's for the roads there. Someone. responds, I think it's trying to get. attention for Mahindra Tars. How many. people who have responded knew what that. was without googling it? So people are. accusing him of like baiting and like. making this a Mahindra ad. >> I mean that would be genius. >> I mean I literally just said fell for. it. Fell for it as [ __ ] We're posting. it. We're posting it everywhere. Like we.

love this [ __ ] This rocks. Look at the. price. Look at the price. It looks just. like a Jeep. [laughter]. >> Maybe he just conned us. But he does. respond and say what a ridiculous thing. to say. I'm sure Indians know it and. getting attention and marketing it to. Americans makes no sense as they do not. sell them here and would likely get sued. if they did. Okay, Hindrar, we see you. [laughter]. And then he adds later, I'm American and. a white dude. So, he really was just. like, "No, this is real.".

>> Okay. Which, hey, these people are out. there. >> I mean, I kind of like love that theory. though a lot. What's the craziest thing. you've seen from someone just like being. problematic in public lately? >> In public? >> Yeah. Like these kind of people don't. surprise me because I see weird like. rude people. >> kind of out and about quite often. >> Nothing's coming to mind though. recently. Do you have one recently? >> Yeah. So, I flew back on a plane. yesterday and this woman got on the.

plane and the overhead bins around her. seat were full. >> Mhm. And there was one bin like up that. was reserved for the seats that don't. have like anything in front of them. So. all of the bags have to go up. >> Yeah. >> And so she's like, "Um, excuse me. Um, there's no room here for my bag." And. the flight attendant was like, "Okay, ma'am. Like you're welcome to place it, you know, behind your row, further back. there." She goes, "There's a backpack up. there. Can we move it?" And it's just.

like D. And the guy, he's like, "I can. try to get the backpack under my seat.". Like bigger guy, like didn't really have. room. And the woman goes, "And what. about those spots?". >> And the flight was like, "Oh my god.". >> Bam. Like we reserve that bin for these. seats because they don't, you know, have. a bulkhead or anything in front of them, you know, for safety reasons. Everything. has to go up. >> And she goes, "Well, no one's sitting. there. We had literally just started. boarding. Like you're one of the earlier. people on the plane. Like they're.

coming." And sure enough, they are. literally the person one and two to my. right. They go, "Those are our seats.". And so I like I'm just like, "Oh my. god." I'm like, "Okay, well, like I'm. 19. You can put your bag by me. I'll go. further back." So I put mine by like 25. And I'm like, "Planes really do bring. out like a dark side of people. I fear.". >> I know. I got yelled at when I was a. flight attendant because someone asked. me for a cough drop and I didn't have. them. >> Okay. >> Like we don't provide those. So there's, you know, planes can only.

hold so much. >> Uhhuh. >> And so we try to stick to really the. necessities here. >> People out there are just wild little. characters and we see that every week on. this show. >> Well, we see that each and every week. >> That's I mean maybe even what y'all come. here for. >> I know. I do. That's what got me going. to Reddit. But that's all Bailey wrote. >> Wow. She's actually she's got more but. you know. >> it was it was a beautiful experience and.

what better to end on than a Mahindraar. [laughter]. >> and then we start saying like the. catchphrase of Mahindraar. what is Mahindra get where you're going. for less [laughter]. not an ad no but like what if we were. bought off by big Mahindra. >> Mahindra. explore the impossible I mean that that. rocks they're great brand also uses the. tagline live young live free. >> Mahindra.

>> I'm sold. >> live Mahindra. >> say say less. oh that was so good we have so many. amazing themes coming up that myself and. Bailey are working on first day on earth. healed and thriving. >> irreversible I. >> oo I'm curious about that. >> the irreversible I. >> yeah I love hearing about those. >> it's going to be really Also, I just. have to tell you guys, Joshua Taylor. Basset is so freaking nice. I ran into.

him and can. >> and [clears throat] every time I saw. him, hey, Morgan, like I will tell you. guys, like I've had quite a few people. on this show and sometimes I run into. them after at events or in public. >> Mhm. >> By far like the nicest person that I've. seen after a. >> I was just like, you are so you're just. such a little cutie. and him and Justin. were able to connect and like they were. talking about music and it was just. really it was really great. He's a. sweetheart. >> That's so nice when people are nice.

>> Just be nice. Just be nice and don't be. intentionally misleading. >> about Jeeps. >> Yeah. About everything trauma, weddings, shampoo, >> right? >> I'm like a little traumatized from. today. >> I know. Actually, like thinking back on. all these stories, I'm pissed off at a. lot of people right now. >> Same. My list of people that I'm pissed. off at has grown exponentially. >> A lot of people are getting coal this. year. A lot of people getting coal. Thank you guys so much for being here.

Another episode. If you want more of. this theme, we're going to take a few of. the stories over to Patreon, so that'll be good. But other than that, Justin's band is called Park Wild. I. know people were like in this week's. episode that came out, we we were. talking about his band and like I cut. like 6 to 8 minutes of us talking about. his music before cuz it was just it. would have been like a 14-minute long. intro. >> So I cut it and then people are like. they bring up Justin's music and then. still don't talk about it. >> It's called Park Wild. He's working on a.

musical. We're doing a reading for it. again in November and after that it. hopefully will be touring the country. So I will keep you guys posted. again. Park Wild. Justin's links will be in the. description, too. And head over to. Patreon. And that's it. Okay. Love you. guys. Bye bye. >> [music].