Trevor Noah Reacts to Spain Winning the World Cup | What Now? WORLD CUP Bonus Episode
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>> How do you feel right? How do you feel. right now? Are you Are you full. or. >> or do you wish this was your new life, >> man? I could always go for seconds when. it comes to football. I could always go. for second. >> This was insane, man. First, >> are you not entertained? >> Yeah. Are you not entertained? For sure. First and foremost, Spain are the world. champions again. >> Spain are the world champions. Worth the. champions. Deserved champions. >> And I don't want to say I don't want to. say. >> it's because of me. >> But I will say I will say every time.
I've been at a final. >> Spain has won it. >> Also, they did win their first big major. championship. >> South Africa. >> No, no. Their first major championship. 2008. That jersey, the man you're. wearing right now. Oh, this one. I'm. talking about the World Cup. He scored. He scored the goal that set them on a. path on a path. >> Let's let's talk about it. I mean, first. and foremost, the World Cup uh the final. like. everybody who was watching the game in. the stadium on TV said the same thing.
Spain was stifling Argentina. Watching. it in real time was even more. impressive, you know, cuz we were lucky. enough to be at the game. >> Yes. Seeing how the Spanish team. completely pressed every single player. on the opposing team, seeing how they. attacked together, seeing how Rodri, can. I tell you, >> Rodri, I don't think has won a single. man of the match at this tournament. >> No. >> And I think it's because the man of the. match was voted for by fans. And I think. the fans,
>> not that they don't they didn't know the. game. I think because when you're. watching the game on TV, you miss out on. so much of what's not happening on. screen. >> When you're watching the game live, it's. easy to say Rodri's man of the match. >> He was a colossus. He was a colossus. today. He was everywhere. If you just. kept your eye on him, you could see the. whole game. You didn't have to watch the. whole game to see him. He gave us Sergio. Busket's vibes. He was everywhere, >> but almost like a like a stronger. >> a stronger, bigger, taller. He's he's. he's quite a unit, but I was like just.
watching him how casual he was. We. talked about this during. >> you said you said it's like a grandpa. playing in his sleepers in his backyard. It wasn't a World Cup final for him. He. was immense. The interceptions he made. fully deserved. Fully deserved play of. the tournament. Fully deserved in my in. my. >> Who are you happy for? Baby goat or the. goat? >> I'm happy for baby goat because winning. it at 19, winning the World Cup. sometimes not winning the World Cup can. become like some kind of albatross. around your neck. You're not wrong. >> We saw it with Ronaldo. >> Yeah, you're not wrong.
>> If you win it now, you get out of the. out of the way. Now you can play your. international career. You're already a. hero. So I was really happy for him. Of. course, >> all Lamina has to do is win a Champions. League now, which is way easier. >> Yes. For Yeah. for the club. >> than winning cuz you have a chance every. year. >> He already won the European Championship. and was instrumental in that. I part of. me wanted. >> cuz there were so many Barcelona boys in. that team in that Spanish team. I wanted. Pedro to win. I wanted there are minimum. amount of defenders Kubasi. had a good world cup.
>> uh he had a good world cup he didn't. have the world cup he expected Pedri. expects to always be a starter but he. was unseated by Fabian Luiz I thought. Fabian Luiz and I I can get why and I. can get why he took over Fabian Luiz is. a lot taller he's a lot bigger and I. think Luis Du. >> he's also a lot more progressive in this. tournament at least. >> but he was very imprecise that's the. thing he was progressive but he was very. very imprecise and I think when Pedri. came on you saw house pay now took an. even bigger stronghold on the game cuz. it's all about control but Fabian Luiz. gives you something that Pedro doesn't.
give you which is physicality. >> in the middle so I get why he wanted him. there but Pubasi winning young player of. the tournament he was a colossus in. defense he was incredible in defense. >> man it was it was so wild as well like. being there in the stadium because like. >> the Argentine fans. >> they don't know when they're beaten. >> yo. >> they don't know when they're beaten the. stadium was Argentina. >> Like I'm talking from the first minute. >> it felt like you were watching the game. at La Bombella.
>> Yo, until. um the handing of the trophy, >> they were still singing. They were still. >> even during the hanging. Yeah, >> they were. It's like. >> you couldn't tell if they had won or. lost. >> I'll say this. >> and watching them with Messi stand in. front of them. >> Did it feel like a farewell to you? Do. you think Messi is gone? >> No, I don't think he is. I think there's. still a last in him. I watched him. So. the funny thing about that image is I. never thought in a in a 100 years I. never thought Messi would reach that. kind of status with these Argentine.
fans. They were banning his gases and. banning his effiges just 10 years ago. when they forced him into retirement. when they used to call him the Catalan. when they went like you don't feel the. way Marona used to feel because remember. the reason Marona is so adored in. Argentina is he tagged. >> on the emotional cords. >> of the fans. Marona was literally a fan playing the. game that's what he was he wasn't a. soccer player he was a fan who just. happened to be gifted enough that he. could play the game. >> do you remember actually do you remember. have you seen that video where Pelle is.
talking to Maradona. They're at some. event. >> and they're outdoors and they don't. realize that their microphones are on or. they're hot. >> and the there's like a ceremony. happening around them and then they. start talking and then Pelle says to. Maradona he says he's like, "Hey, have. you met this guy Messi?". >> Messi, have you met him? And then. Maradona's like, "Yeah, I've met him. before." And Pelle is like, "He's really. good, but I've never met him." Then. Maradon's like, "Yeah, he's phenomenal.". Then he goes, "Yeah, what's he like?". Then Maradon goes, "Look, he's he's he's. really really talented." He's like, but. he has zero personality. He's like,
he'll never be great because he has no. personality. He doesn't make the fans. feel anything. He doesn't make the team. feel anything. >> Argentines are very passionate people. They very fiercely emotional people. And. so Maradona, even with the things he. used to do, the way he used to talk to. the opponents, the way he used to talk. to the referees, you could go like, "Oh, that's what I would do as a fan." Just. that most fans are not gifted enough to. be on the pitch. And so Messi for the. longest part of the reason why they. accused him of being Catalan is they. said you don't feel remembered in the. Argentine.
>> Yeah. So he never had that bond with the. fans. And so to see him cry as they were. singing and like they were chanting at. him. They were serenating him. >> He just. >> that emotion. Yes. >> Crying. >> Crying in front of them. >> as they sang. It was beautiful. It was. beautiful. whatever to see you, you. know, cuz normally in the world, normally in any story, drama or. otherwise, you want to see that. redemption arc and to see them. serenating him for 15 minutes straight. It was stood in front of them crying.
>> I went like, "Oh, that's the stuff that. legends are made of.". >> You know who's also a legend? >> Enzo Fernandez. >> Let me tell you why Enzo Fernandez is a. legend, bro. He's a legend because. >> he celebrates his goal. Like remember. he's got that famous celebration, cups. his ears, then he does the thing, cups. his ears, does the thing, does the thing. standing there. So now it's a great. meme. Like everyone's got that meme, right? >> Then did you also see that press. conference that he gave? >> Okay. >> So, um cuz he he put out he had like a.
post on his social media where he played. Wonder Wall. >> Oh, okay. >> And like laughing faces, little laughing. emojis and everything. So then they. asked him in one interview, they're. like, "Yo, bro, why are you insulting. England? >> You live there and you play football. there. You get paid. >> Aren't you worried about it?" And then. he was like, "No, no, no." And he says. this in Spanish. He's like, "No, you. know, I think people might be a little. confused. I didn't want to insult. anybody in England." He's like, "I have. a lot of respect for the English." Uh, he's like, "You know, my housekeepers. are all English and I respect them. I.
respect them." I was like, you know, >> my my friends are all black. >> What a crazy them. Yes. What a crazy. statement that you think will get you. out of it to be like, "No, I I I have a. lot of love for these people. >> A lot of them like are my housekeepers. >> I pay them minimum wage." You know what. I mean? >> Yes. No, I'll say this. >> And then and then he goes and he gets a. red card in the World Cup. >> I think I think I think both red both. yellow cards were silly. I think the. first one you can't get a yellow card. for descent in a World Cup final, especially against a team as good as.
>> Yeah. But this Can I tell you why? Because Argentina was used to not. getting cards. >> No, no, no, no. telling you he genuinely. thought he was he was fouled. He. genuinely thought he was. >> but it doesn't matter Joe. What I'm. saying is this. This is what happened. >> Players talk back every time. >> No, man. Let me tell you something. >> Talk back. >> If they felt like. >> they couldn't do it, they wouldn't do. it. But he felt they he felt emboldened. and then he met a ref who was like, "Oh, here's a. >> disagree with the whole premise of. Agenta being favored. I disagree. I've. watched all the games. There's no. decision where you could go like, "Oh, there they favored them." What? No. There were so many.
>> Are you crazy? >> Yes. >> People were. >> I'm glad that you said yes when I said, "Are you crazy?". >> No. No. People were cherry picking. I'll. say this. I'll say this. The second. yellow was even serious than the first. one. When you're on a yellow, you can't. go diving in. >> You can't go diving in. >> But you know why? It's because he forgot. that he was on. >> No, no, no. Cuz remember had to take off. Landro Martinez cuz he was in a yellow. cuz they know against a team like Spain. at some point. You're going to have to. tactically foul. You can't do that when. you're in a yellow. >> So they took off Lecher who was one of. their best defenders and now he goes and.
does that. Now he's left them with 10. men. Messi doesn't press. Messi doesn't. track back. Now you've left us. essentially with nine men. >> Guys, you can't. But even if you have 10. men, 10 men against Spain, >> you're going to work, >> guys. Forget work. It's finished, man. >> No, no, but I'll say I'll say they gave. a better. >> Can you think of a team that can play. Spain with 10 men on the field? >> Yes. Argentina, it's the only team cuz. I'll tell you one thing, they made they. gave a better count of themselves than. France with 11 men. >> against Spain. >> Yes. >> Yeah, that's true. That's true. >> They gave a better count. And the thing. is when I started out and and if you.
watch the live stream, I end up being. very pro agent at the end because I love. a good defensive performance. I haven't. seen like teams defend like that since. they were Italians in 2004 2004 when. they defended like that. Alexandro. Fabaldini. Francisco. against the Netherlands at home. Netherlands missed two penalties. Italians were reduced to 10 men. They. defended like their lives depended on. it. Took it to penalties. Francisco to.
stood up tall. They advanced to the. finals. Now, I'll say this. I love a. good defensive performance. I love a. good attacking performance. But I love. when the defense goes like today we are. throwing everything. We're putting our. bodies on the line and I felt Agenda did. that. I feel like Alberto Par, the. famous defender from 78, if he was. watching, he must have been impressed. They gave it everything. It was a good. way to lose. You give a battling. performance, Argentine. >> Except when they started punching people. after the game. >> Yeah. I don't know why they did that. because for me I felt like they were. gallant losers.
>> They were gallant and then like at the. end it just turned into a brawl like it. was a full on brawl. >> cuz Argentines are also sometimes. >> sore losers. But the thing is they give. a better if you see how what Spain did. to France. >> I mean. >> if you go out like if you go out like. that that's disappointing. Today they. gave a battling performance. They were. looking they were waiting for that one. moment and they almost got it at the end. at the end. Yeah. >> Yeah. So that's the only way you can. beat this Spain team. You can't try to. fight them man for man. No one can play. soccer like them. You can't try to fight. territory by territory. No one can. control territory like them. You can't.
try to fight them position by position. They're filled with Barcelona players. And then they add in people like Lry. You said something about their wing. backs. >> The wing backs play like wingers. Yeah, they do. >> Everyone is comfortable on the ball. You. can't go toe-to-toe with them, which is. what France tried to do and they learned. a very painful lesson. >> I don't even think France went. toe-to-toe with them. I think France. made the mistake of thinking. >> they were equals. >> that they did no that they didn't need. to play as a team. Yes. >> Right. Because with Spain, the left back. and the right back are as important in. the attack.
>> as the left wing and the right wing are. in defense. >> But with France, >> the attackers do the attack, the. defenders do the defend. You know, an. example of, you know, this is something. it's going to be interesting to see how. Zinad Zidan takes over the French team. because you even saw it in the England. game. I know it was a third place game. and I know people are saying the game. doesn't count but I think it started. counting towards the enddeed. >> and if you look at that game. >> look at look at the moments where. England was coming forward what is one. of the main things they had they had one. of their defenders leading the attack.
Jed Spence right. >> but what is the thing that France never. had. >> a defender leading their attack. >> right you're right. >> that extra man. >> overlapping. >> or giving you like the little under the. undercut. >> yes. >> it makes such a world of. in a world where everyone's man on man. one-on-one doing cuz then you don't you. just don't have an extra person you know. do you get what I'm saying? >> Yes. The thing I'm saying about so for. me the thing that impressed me most and. again people might not understand it is. if you're a student and a historian of. the game you know that Argentines love.
battling defenders let it be Roberto. Ayala let it be Cini let it be Alberto. Pasar let it be Oscari they love. defenders who give their all. And so if. I was an agent watching that I would go. like they fought for the shot. They did. >> Sweat, blood, tears. They fought for. they didn't wilt. I've seen I'm a. Barcelona fan. I've seen teams. How many. times we get a red card and we wilt and. wither and then we lose the game that we. should have won. >> But it's also kids. You also got to be. fair though. This Barcelona team has. been like it's kids versus like this.
This felt like a team of men. >> Of men. Yeah. Of men. >> And it did feel like the loss of men cuz. we won't see them again. What will be. interesting is is going to see is seeing. what's going to happen now to England. going forward. Before we talk about. England, let me say something about. Spain super quick. As a Barcelona fan, I. loved this. I loved this because it it. had it it had so much like in common, so. many parallels with 2010. 2010 a. Barcelona midfielder. And Iniesta scores the only goal to give.
Spain their first World Cup in South. Africa in extra time against the Dutch. >> It was 1 nil as well. >> It was 1 nil as well. Today, what. happens? a Barcelona striker much. maligned by Barcelona fans like me and. Spain in general scores the only goal in. extra time to give Spain that extra uh. star this look when they named this team. so they have two now. >> they have two now. >> Argentina has two has three. >> oh three. so when they when when Luente who is.
another much maligned manager he didn't. come in with the best credentials and. actually for for the longest time Paul. thought Spain was winning despite him, not because of him, despite him. So or. in spite of him. So today there's. nothing can say to him. He has the. Euros, he has the World Cup, but but he. named a Spanish team without a Real. Madrid player. Now there was only one. Real Madrid player technically because. of because of Kera was moved from. Chelsea. >> But but let's look Barcelona victory. For a Barcelona fan, this is a. Barcelona. >> Yeah, but also if we're going to be.
fair. >> Yes. >> How many Spanish players are in the Real. Madrid team? >> Yeah. No, not fair enough. But remember. to say to say there's no Real Madrid. players. >> No, but remember. >> No, no, no. But wait, wait, wait. Let's. go through the Real Madrid lineup. >> Dean Hen was supposed to make the team. Carreras was supposed to make the team. Some people thought that Raul Asencio. should make the team. Some people. thought that Gonzalo Garcia should care. Oh, Carrera. >> Yes. Caras the. >> I'm thinking of Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, there were a number of players who they. thought who Madrid fans thought should. make the team. They didn't. >> Above the players they had though.
>> Yes. Yes. Madrid fans actually. Okay. Madrid fans. I feel many Madrid fans. were waiting for this when they drew. against Kevad. Many Madrid fans were. like that's what that's what you get for. bringing Barona. It. >> you know. >> so this is for me as a Barona fan this. is a victory that for me people always. has to build around Bara. >> People say it over and over and over. again and every single tournament you. think it's not going to be true. I mean. I know I fall victim to this man. I fall. in love with the attacking flash. I fall.
in love with like the the prowess up. top. I fall in love, man. Defense wins. championships. >> Defense wins. It's a cliche. Spain, it's. a cliche, but Spain barely scored goals. in this World Cup. I know they had one. big game. Was it like 51? >> Yeah, that was Saudi Arabia. Doesn't. count. >> Do you know what I mean? >> But like they barely scored games goals. >> That's how they won in 2010. >> But the amount of clean sheets they got. in this World Cup. >> Yes. They conceded one goal. Just the. Catalia of Belgium. They had against. >> That's pretty crazy when you think about. >> one goal. That's what they did in South.
Africa as well. And for me is that's why. I'm so that's why I'm crediting the. Argentine defense so much cuz there's. that thing called G. The Argentines call. it G claw cl where you claw your way you. know where you're beaten but you claw. your way back and they show you today. Spain normally teams like Spain who are. very pretty and they they wear pretty. patterns are always very they have a. soft underbelly. >> Barcelona has a soft underbelly cuz they. know how to play pretty football. But. pressure is on. No, but I think you know. what it is though.
>> There are there are some countries where. they're lucky we we basically get to. glimpse into an alternate universe. >> So for me, >> what I love about the World Cup for. certain countries like um Spain, Argentina, etc. With Spain, we get to. see what would Atletico Madrid be like. with Messi. >> With Argentina. Yes. >> Sorry. What would No, no. What would. Atletico Madrid be like with Messi? >> With Messi when we watch Argentina. Okay. And then with. >> that was a typical Diego stream. performance, >> right? And then with Spain, we get to. go,
>> what would Barcelona be like if they had. Rodri? >> Like it feels like that's the one thing. Barcelona is missing now is a Busett. type. >> Yes. >> And you get to see it. You're like, oh. yeah, this would make a big difference. for them. >> You have a kid coming. Mark Bernal. >> Oh yeah, you've you. talk about England, bro. We're going to. continue this conversation right after. this short break. We're coming to you. from a boot room sponsored by Fbreze, which if you know anything about soccer, is usually the last place you'd want to. hang out because this is where all the.
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Please look away. Don't just Yeah, you. know, trigger warning. Look away. I'll. say this about. >> six goals against France, Joe. >> I'll say this about England. England has. one problem and there's only one way. they're going to fix it. England is a. small footballing country. England is a. football And the sooner they. accept that, remember what they say in. Alcoholics Anonymous, acceptance is the. first step, >> first step. England has won one World. Cup. 1966. Ever since then, they haven't. made a single World Cup final. Agenda.
has been to six. Germany has been, I. think, to six. England thinks they are. at the same level as German and. Argentina. They're not. They at the same. level as Diara Congo, Malawi, um Senag. is a bit higher. England, England has to. look in the mirror, Trevor. England has. to take it. >> Yo, what an outlandish. >> I'll tell you this. No, no. Okay. Okay. You think it's outlandish. England has. won World Cup more than Uganda. And. England has as many World Cup final. appearances as Uganda since 1960.
>> That is a that's a crazy way to win an. argument. I would rather I'd rather say. this. Here's Okay, here's I. >> How would you put it? when you if you're. not a troll. Okay, I'm not trolling. I'm. stating facts. >> I'm not saying you're trolling. I'm just. saying you're a troll. >> Yes. >> So, >> if you're not a troll, >> if I was to give an honest assessment of. England, this is what I would say. I. think. >> sometimes the English, >> the fans of the team, >> yes, >> they are confused by the quality of the. Premier League and they think that that. quality will immediately translate to. the national team, forgetting,
>> forgetting that a lot of the highest. quality in the Premier League doesn't. come from the English players. Now, I'm. not saying the English players are not. great in the Premier League, but I'm. saying if we look at the standouts, >> every single season, Mohamad Salah, um, uh, who said, >> Mohamad Sal, Rodri, like of the. champions, Kevin De Bruyne, just go. through like the champions over the past. few years, Bruno Fernandez, >> you know what I mean? Not even a.
champion, but like if we look at like. top goal scorers, top assist, Erling. Harland, >> but I said this, I said this in our. preview podcast. I remember when I said. England has never produced the greatest. player. >> Do you do you realize. >> they produced good players? Do. >> you realize until this third place. better players? >> Do you realize until this third place. game, >> no Premier League uh player had scored? >> England had never reached England. This. was England's highest performance. >> Yeah, but I'm saying do you also. understand that no Premier League player. had scored but now the drama I don't. know if you've seen the drama, it's. getting spicy. So if you if you've seen. on Instagram and if you saw after the. interview after the match, so Bukayoaka.
gets a hat-tick, right? Shows like. Bukayosaka. Yes. start padding in a. meaningless game. >> The team was starting. Do. >> you think it's a meaningless game? >> It's a meaningless game. It was played. at walking pace. I've seen games on our. Tuesday night pick up that have far more. intensity than that. It was a. meaningless game. >> The last The last 20 minutes weren't. meaningless. >> Yeah, but. >> the last 20 minutes were real. >> Look, I feel like the fans should have. been refunded their money. >> I think the fans got more value at that. game than all the other games they. watched. >> If you're a real soccer fan, you see. today's game. Today's game was intense.
Yesterday, >> Trevor, I'll say this. Let me first say. this something. >> No, no, let me wait. This is what I'm. saying. >> You're not wrong. >> If we're going to talk of it as talk. about in like an academic. >> is England a great footballing. >> as an academic footballing exercise. It. was not great football. No one was. committing. >> I don't want to talk about I don't want. to talk about a third place playoff. No. one was pressing. >> I don't have time. Uh it's like this is. like discussing Rob Kardashian. No, I'd. rather talk about Kim Kardashian and the. rest. I'm not going to talk about a. third place playoff. I don't have time. Trevor, let's talk about England. I want.
to diagnose England because I want to. help England become a better footballing. nation. England has to admit they are. not on the same level as Argentina, Germany, France, Spain. They're not. But. I think they know that. >> No, they don't. And you blamed the fans. I don't blame the fans. >> I blame I'm not saying the fans. I blame. the media. So the English media, >> yes, >> is very good at biging up English. players. >> Yeah. And then the English fans and the. English players drink the Kool-Aid and. they come in thinking if England came. into the World Cup with the same. expectations as Malawi, as Kurasau, they.
would always over overperform. But when. you come in thinking you're Argentina, you always feel you underperformed. So. here's the problem with England. And I'm. not hating guys. I know some people say. you're hating on England. I love England. guys. They gave me Shakespeare. They. gave me the Beatles. They gave me Harry. Potter. They gave me The Office. They. gave us Mr. Bean. I love England. Our. best friend Lawrence is English. One of. the best stand-up dudes you'll ever see. Trevor, I went to perform in England. Best comedy audiences by a country mile.
I love England. Here's the problem with. England. England. First of all, my beef with England is. simple. England dep prioritizes. players who make other countries win. A. player like Pedri would never ever shine. in England. >> Yeah. A player like Vitinia would never. shine. A player like Messi, he's too. small. >> I mean, no, but I mean, people are. saying that about Kobe Mayu. They're. saying, "How on earth did Kobe not. play?" Even even in this in this World. Cup, they're saying, "Why didn't Saka.
play more?". >> So, so forget Saka, forget Kobe Mayu. England for the longest time, if you've. watched international football, you can. go back as far back as the days of Glenn. Hodo. You can go as far back as the days. of Chris Wardo. You can go back as. recently as post calls. England doesn't. like gifted technicians. You can look at. me o the way the media treated him. Yeah. They think they are lazy. What. England wants is passion and lungs. Declan Rice, Elliot Anderson, those. players will never win your championship.
cuz when it comes when they meet great. great technicians, they always. disappear. So England has never treated. the last time England actually built. around a great technician was Poguscoin. And when Pogason was playing for. England, that's when England dared to. dream. If you watch Euro 96 when he. scored that goal against Scotland, beautiful football by England. Gaza, that's majestic. I I I still remember. the commentary. It's almost like CPA's. commentary. He got the ball. Uh long. forward as always by England. Teddy.
Sharingham brought it down, passed it to. Darren Underton. Darren Underton saw. Gascoin charging towards the Scottish. box, passed it to him. Gascoin looped it. over the defender and hit it before it. hit the ground. That's tech that's. technique. England should build around. players like that. Instead, what what. does in England do? England treats them. with suspicion or treats them as lepers. They throw them out of the team. Look at. post calls. Post calls, you sent me. something that was very interesting. where post said even when we used to. win, >> we never.
control. And remember my response to you. was post is so close to the answer. He's. actually the closest to the answer, but. his Englishness can't make him see it. If England had built around post calls. instead of Gerard and Steven, Steven. Gerard and. >> post was idolized by Barcelona players. Chavy had his posters. Iniesta had. posters. Zidane said the one player he. wanted to play with was Pos. >> Wait, but but here's my issue though. Here's my issue. >> Aren't you basically just saying that. every team should try and be Spain?
Because No, no, wait, wait. Because. because when France won the World Cup. >> Mhm. >> they didn't play that way. >> They built around Zidan a technician. A. great technician. >> No, no. In Mbapp's World Cup. >> in they had Griezmann was a great tech. technician. He wouldn't play in England. He would be considered too small. He. would be considered like oh people would. bully him. So the thing is post calls. If he grew up in France, if he grew up. in Jook, >> I'll give you JoL. He's not the best. player. If Jook grew up in Spain or grew. up in France or Italy or Germany, look.
at Mosi. they would build around such a. player but England likes bullies. England likes power, pace and power. And. so the last player they built around was. Gaza. Before that, Glen Hodo was thrown. to the side. Chris Ward. >> Okay, wait. So who would you build. around now? Then let's look at the team. now. >> I would build around I would build. around Cole Palmer. Great technician. I. would build around. >> consistent. >> He had an injury play. >> No, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. questions. I'm not saying I'm just. asking questions. >> I would build the team around him. I. would build the team. I'd rather be. foden hasn't delivered for England but. if they built the team around him he's a.
few foden would play in Spain he's a. great technician great in tight spaces. but England likes Elliot Anderson and. Declan Rice now it's not Declan Rice's. fault that he has a horrible first touch. he can't turn it's not Elliot Anderson's. fault that he treats any ball as an. unpinned grenade he just kicks it away. this is not their fault if Dean Rice and. Elliot Anderson grew up in Spain They'll. be stacking shelves. They wouldn't be on. the football pitch. Football is about. technique. Football is about how you do.
you. You see Almo today? >> Yeah. Yeah. He was. >> the way he received the ball on the half. spaces. England doesn't have that. player. >> Today's whole game was tight. >> It was incredible. >> Like it was tight in terms of like where. the player received the ball and where. they moved from there. >> Space is at the so. how can you turn Rude Bingham for me is. the one player in England who as I said. last week takes out his balls, slaps. them on the table. Is he a technician? No, he's not. He's not Pedri. He's no. He's even no Gabi. Spain is overflowing.
with technicians. You saw today they. take off Rodri, they bring on Zub. >> Yeah. The whole team. >> They take off They take off Fabian Luiz, they bring on Pedri. >> People can't when when England was under. pressure against Argentina. Remember. what I kept telling you? They kept. hoofing the ball away. They did when. they needed someone. >> Did you see the difference today? >> Difference today. Spain is up. Ball goes. to Argentina. What did the Spanish do? >> They went to them. They didn't, man. That was the That's all I was saying I. was looking for from the English team. >> Don't retreat into your box when the.
ball is in the other team's half. >> and now you go wait for them. Cuz here's. a few things that you you you you you do. without realizing it. I know it seems. safer, >> but first of all, you allow them to. think. >> because they get to look up. They get to. scan the field. They get to like assess. the situation. When a man is on you, >> and that's why I'm not good at football. I know when you when you're on me, I. have to just think about the ball. >> You've seen when I play, it doesn't. matter if three guys on me. >> I tell you, no, these are shots. Pass me.
the ball. >> These are non-existent shot cuz I know I. can control the ball. >> It makes a big difference. >> They can't go through. So, the thing the. thing with it makes a huge difference. No. So, what I'm So, what I'm saying. though about the English team is I go, when you looked at this team that played. France, I know you don't count it, but. did you see anything in this team from. any of the players where you would go. actually there's something there? >> It was a meaningless game. So, which. means English players will turn up. Declan Rice was incredible in that game. because it was meaningless. English. players always disappear. Beat. Hurricane, beat U Declan Rice, they. disappear in high pressure games cuz.
they they simply don't have the. technique take them through. I'll tell. you this and again going to go like Jo, you're being harsh. How much money did. Declan Royce cost $130 million, right? How much money did u Anderson cost $150. million for me? >> And now they're saying um for me listen. >> and now they're saying Morgan Rogers. also like. >> Rogers is a he's a winger. He's not like. he's like a 10 sometimes. I don't mind. him. I'm saying for me when I look at. Elliot Anderson and Declan Rice, they. are two bat chicks of the same ass. >> Two bat chicks of the same ass. >> Chicks of the same ass.
>> I can control the ball better than them. under pressure. >> My goodness. >> Two butt cheeks of the same ass. >> I don't know what's so much money. >> I don't know what's worse. >> They cost so much money, Trevor. Now, I'll tell you this again. Two butt. cheeks of the same ass. >> I'm going to take you back to the 50s. Why did England win the World Cup in. 1966? England won the World Cup in 1966. because in 1950, England thought they. were the best team in the 1950s. Then. they met that Hungarian team, the. magical magazing.
lesson. England was still playing 442. These guys were playing 352. They taught. them a footballing lesson. A footballing. lesson so painful. England went back to. the drawing board and went like we need. to modernize our game. Now the problem. with England these days is they come to. World Cup or they come to European. Championship and perform or perform to. perform to their talents and instead of. having a long hard look in the mirror. instead of asking themselves questions. you know what happens because the media.
has been biging up the players the media. can't go like no the players are. mediocre what do they do they look for. scape goats and the blame game starts. and then it's like a vicious cycle every. time England thinks they're better than. they are underperform blame game starts. they never take a hard look in the. mirror and go, "Okay, what do we need to. change?" We need to change our. footballing culture. We can't build. around players who are strong. Football. is not about hard work. Look, if I. wanted, if I wanted workers in my. midfield, I would go get Amazon.
warehouse workers. I would go get Kenya. marathon runners. I'll go get a. cardiologist. Football is not cardio. Football, the ball should always move. faster than you. That's what Pedri does. Pedro is not that fast. Rodri is not. that fast. Oh, but good luck getting the. ball from him. And England lacks that. kind of player who can. >> What does What does What does France. lack right now? Because I don't know if. you saw the the the postgame interview. that Adrienne Rabio gave. >> Okay. >> I don't know if you. >> He shouldn't be playing for He shouldn't. be playing for France for starters. He's.
not gifted. >> Yo, man. It's It's sparked a lot. >> He's not gifted enough. >> Can I tell you it has sparked a lot of. controversy because like. >> from what I've been seeing online, French fans are torn. >> Some are saying like Rabio should be the. last one to speak. Yes, >> other people are saying yes, he's. calling out something that was terrible. because. >> they're saying people out. >> So he said that he had never seen. something so disgusting and people are. saying cuz he didn't, you know, uh he. didn't call people out. >> specifically, but he was people are. saying he was commenting on what Churkey.
did during the match. >> So. >> uh during the first hydration break, >> incredible technician Shak, >> but during the first hydration break, I. love him so much. DJ Desamp comes to him. and says basically something to the. effect of. move the ball along faster. That's all. like move it along. And Turkey basically. like dismisses him and just walks away. Carries on doing what his. >> last day on the job. I wouldn't listen. to my to my boss if he's heading out of. the. >> Yeah, but still. And then Des was like. it might be my last day, but you forget. I've still got one more half. So he took. Turkey off. >> And then Turkey goes and like lounges.
like it's a picnic. Very Turkey. I'm not. going to lie. Lounges like it's a picnic. on the bench. >> And then France turned it around. You. saw Dan puts in like the real French. team. They start getting goals back. They start playing. It becomes something. different. >> But now people are asking. >> It's like it's interesting. >> The question people are asking is. >> does France also need to think about. what it is trying to build towards. versus just having the right talent to. do something. >> No, I think France has a good team. They're just unlucky that they have a.
boogie team as well. >> What do you mean? >> They have Spain is their boogie team. France can beat every team in the world. I feel. >> except Spain. >> apart from Spain because Spain's style. is totally at all. >> So you wouldn't change anything for for. France. >> Here's what I would have done and France. can't do this because it's not their. style. If I was facing Spain I wouldn't. have played all four attackers cuz then. you have passengers. So a passenger da. passengers then is a passenger b is a. passenger. What you need against Spain. is you need hardworking players like we.
saw today like we saw with Cape Vad. You. need going to work hard to chase the. ball da sorry they can't chase the ball. So what he should have done he should. have played the midfield of Kante. and maybe Rabio and Shiny and then just. had Dembele and Mbappe as outlets. >> Yes. So that every time you get the ball. you hit those spacemen. That's what you. should have done cuz then you'd have two. passengers instead of having four. You. can't play against Spain when you four. men down. Why did Argentina succeed?
They had one passenger, >> Messi. >> Messi. Even when they went down to 10. men, they still they still held on to. that because they were working hard as a. team. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You saw Messi on the. field would just stand by himself. waiting for the game to develop and come. to him and then the team would play for. him. >> That's the only way to beat Spain. So. Agent rather so every. >> I also think the mistake they made. though is. >> okay you what would you change? It's not. what I would change, but I think it's. something that I think France maybe took. for granted. >> And it's only it's only evident when you.
play against a team like Spain or when. you play against opposition that is. closer matched to you or that are. technically. >> and I think in a way they got a warning. shot from Paraguay but but they didn't. see it right. >> when they played against Paraguay. What. did Paraguay do particularly well? >> They just put two men in every position. to defend. So was up against two up. against two up against two. Everyone is. up against two up against two. It's. always up against two. >> So yes, you might beat one but can you.
beat two? You beat one but can you beat. two? You beat one but can you beat two? >> Who changed that game? >> The difference is though Paraguay didn't. have didn't have an outlet who changed. that game. >> Who changed the game? >> Dway technician in tight spaces penalty. Yeah. Fantastic. >> And he beat like so many guys to get. that penalty. >> Right. But if he was English, he. wouldn't be anywhere near the English. team. >> But what I'm saying is though, if if you. look at the team though, >> it's not about like good or bad. >> I think from when I watch it, it this is. how it seems.
>> The French team, you might take for. granted that every player in that team. >> is used to playing in a team where they. don't necessarily have to work as hard. >> So they're the tip of the spear. When. Ole is playing for Bayern Munich, he. doesn't have to work that hard. >> in in getting the ball because they. always have the ball. >> Kimichovic working for him. >> They have the ball. >> Yeah. They dominate. >> They have the ball. >> And Harry Kane. Often times you'll be. watching Bayern M. And Harry Kane will. be further back than O. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> You look at Dembele. >> Dembele has Vitinia, Jean Neves, Fabian.
Ruiz. He has all of these guys working. for him. Hakee Nes, everyone working for. him on the ball, which is great. You. look at. >> and also PSG again dominates the ball. >> You look at Mbappe, everyone's working. and he gets to wait up front. >> Tip of the spear. >> Tip of the spear. Right. >> now, you had three or four players who. are used to not working. Yes. >> All not working at the same time. And. then you notice it. >> I think the the comparison I drew I I. drew from France in that game was it's. like if you took a kid from the suburb. to the hood.
>> and now he's like, "Wait, what's. happening? I thought you get milk from. the fridge and no, you need to go and. forage for it in the streets." Yeah, >> they didn't know how to handle that. But. for me, I think France just has to be. lucky and one team knocks out Spain, then they will walk to the championship. >> Anytime anytime they don't meet Spain, >> they'll they'll win. Yes. >> I'm I'm so excited, man. For this next. generation, if it happens the way. they're saying, >> so it'll be Zidane for France. >> It'll be Jurgen Klopp for Germany. >> Yes. >> It's going to be Andrea Plo apparently.
This is allegedly. I'm not saying it is, but it could be Perlo for Italy. >> But he's not a good coach. He hasn't. He. hasn't yet. Yeah, but I'm just saying. it's exciting. I'm just saying it's. exciting. >> She was an amazing technician. Yes. >> Do you know what I'm saying? There's one. more. I feel like I'm forgetting one. more of the teams. >> There's just one Well, one more name I. might be forgetting, but like to see. that next generation that's going to be. like properly exciting. >> It's going to be very competitive. And. then for England, it's still Thomas. >> Look, man. I I a player like.
>> Ronaldo is going to be at the next World. Cup. Let's bet on that now. >> No, he won't be. I don't think you don't. think Christian will be at the next. World Cupus loves him. He coached him at. Alnasa, but I thinkus is also very. ruthless. I think he's going to build. around the new crop. So, >> you think so? >> Yes. He loves He loves Ronaldo. They had. a good relationship at Al-Nasa in Saudi. Arabia, but I don't think he's. >> I think he's too smart. >> I think he's too smart. And I think. because now Gonzalo Ramos, remember, has. left PSG. He's going to be getting. playing time. So, he's going to be able.
to claim. Part of the reason why Ronaldo. kept playing was Gonzalo Ramos was. always on the bench at PSG. So I mean I. hope because if if we're honest, >> there's only one player who really lost. at this World Cup from this crop of. names and it's Ronaldo. >> Yeah, it is. It is. >> You know, because because um. >> he did score a knockout goal though, that's something a knock a knockout goal. from a penalty that really wasn't a. penalty. >> Come on guys, let's be honest. >> Yes. I'm I'm saying if you look at the. names coming into this World Cup,
>> Jude Bellingham, >> Dembele, >> Erling Harland, >> Lionel Messi, Harry, >> Harry Kane, >> Kian Mbappe, >> even Lamin, >> they showed up when they were on the. ball. >> Yes, Lamina Mal only got one goal. >> He was struggling with Ani. >> Yeah, but no, no, no. Forget that. Go. and watch every moment where he's on the. ball, >> creating moments of danger every time. >> Two players have to mark him. >> He's creating chaos. He's getting corner. kicks. He's doing things. And then go. and watch Ronaldo's highlights and.
you're just like, >> but I told you this about Ronaldo and. for me sometimes again people go like. you're being harsh. If you're the. greatest goal scorer the game has ever. seen, which he is right now when you. look at the records, you can't go six. world cups without scoring a knockout. game. Bingham can't outscore you four. times in one world cup. >> Yeah, that was crazy. >> That's insane. So for me, when I look at. Ronaldo's record, again, great goal. scorer. Ronaldo performs in the. Champions League. He's Mr. Champions. League. I want that Ronaldo when he puts. on the Portugal shirt. I don't want. excuses cuz great players don't need.
excuses. So. >> yeah, but it's age, bro. I just even E. even in his prime. Even in his prime, even in his prime, Ronaldo never. delivered for Portugal. So people go. like he's 40, but even when he was 26. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I see what you're. saying. So So you're saying regardless. of the age. >> Yes. So it's for me the same thing with. Hurricane Kane. Hurricane you can't. score three goals from open play and the. two against the other one is against. Sag. No, Hurricane I need you to show. up. When I look at hurricane and Ronaldo. for me they have to use a meme we use we. use a lot in football copy pasta they. have mastered the art of start bad start.
ping against footballing mediates you. know the casuals love it their fans love. it uh even the analytics guys fall for. it but I see through them I see through. them for me they're just tapping. merchants. >> so let's wrap it up. >> merchants uh. >> let's wrap it up uh team of the. tournament for you. >> team of tournament without a doubt for. me Spain the word for me. >> no the one of Spain Now for me, Cape. Verde team of the tournament player of. the tournament. >> Now you see now you see okay can I can I. just you see if England came in with the. hopes of Cape Vad they would always.
overperform. >> cuz Kev came in going like if we just. make the knockout rounds England is at. the same level as Cape Vad they should. first admit that then they'll be on a. path. >> England is in multiple semi-finals. You. can't say that. >> Yeah they've never made the final. >> So for me team of the tournament ke uh. player of the tournament. >> player of the tournament I'll go with. man you know people say I'm biased I'll. go with Messi. I agree with you. >> 39 L Messi. Come on, guys. >> Guys, Messi is competing with kids. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Who was supposed to replace him? >> Clearly, clearly player of the.
tournament, goalkeeper of the. tournament. >> H Uni Simone without a doubt. Uni. Simone, you know, the way he was. playing. You saw him today. You were. shocked by how high he was. >> He was like a he was like a vintage. sweeper keeper. >> And also remember there were doubts. about him coming to the tournament. People going like, "Yeah, but David Roy. has won the Golden Glove in England.". No, he was fantastic. >> This year is great for Barcelona and the. coach went like I stand by my man. >> No, he was fantastic. I'm going to go. I'm going to go with Vzina though. >> just because he had to face so many more. shots.
>> Like you love these underdogs. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm being. serious. Like for me, like you said, if. Cape Ver didn't meet Argentina, I think. we're telling a very different story. about them. And I think Vinho, his. positioning, his decision making, his. ball playing ability, and his composure, >> and also his age, if you're talking. about 39 years old, >> yeah, you're not wrong as well. On top. of that, year old. Yeah, >> did say he was single. That was funny. When they asked him in the Good Morning. America interview, I went like. >> 40 Vina, you've dropped, you've just. dumped someone. I know how you move. I. know how players move. >> Team to look out for in the next World.
Cup. >> I think the team to look out for again. it will be Spain, man. They such a young. Pubas is 19 years. >> I think Morocco can do something. >> Morocco is also a young team. They will. be hosting, you know, sometimes. Actually, you're right. You know, I'll. give it to you. I'll give it to you. But. the thing is I'll have to go past Spain. and I have to go past France. France has. their number. Remember such a young look. Morocco I haven't been this excited. about a Moroccan team since the days of. I don't know whether I remember you. Chipo Mustafa Haj.
>> that team was the golden generation and. I never thought Morocco would produce. such a team. Morocco came in 2022 with a. great team. Most of them Roma says Roman. says they are captain most of their. players all of them got replaced by. younger players. Now the coach who is. coaching them Muhammad who for me. actually with the cape coach are the two. coaches of the tournament he used to. manage that last year he coached their. under 21 team to the world championship. their under 20 team so he trusts the. youth and remember he got into this.
world cup 3 months before. >> so now he's going to have enough four. years to work with them Morocco you're. right you're right I concede I concent. Ino. >> Yes. >> Do you think he's going to make it to. the next World Cup? When's the next. When's the next election for FIFA? >> Infantino is never leaving. Forget about. elections. Infantino is more secure than. 18 dictator. Cuz what Infantino does is. this. Remember FIFA doesn't World Cup? >> Forget the World Cup. FIFA doesn't allow.
political interference into the running. of the national federations. Okay? And. they don't do that. >> because they want to stop the corruption. of the game. They do that to actually. safeguard corruption cuz they know no. people knows people knows cuz the people. who vote for Infatino who vote for. president are the national federation. presidents. So Infantino is like the. godfather and he goes like you're my. capos right you're my street capos I'll. protect you so long as you also rub my. back when it comes to it. Infantino is. never leaving. I can I want him to leave.
so badly guys let's stop leaving. >> If it wasn't him we don't get more. teams. >> Yeah but it's not also a benevant thing. Remember, he expands the World Cup, but. he also makes ticket prices go up. >> I I that's the one thing that's going to. change. >> No, but tickets tickets are going to go. down in the next one. >> Uh. >> you know why? Because sculping No, but. sculping laws are different. >> in Europe and and trust laws as well. >> Yeah. Yeah. So in in America, you could. sell your own tickles. You could have. dynamic pricing. I think it's going to. change. >> No, I think if you if you dream of. Infantino living, Yeah. you're in La La. Land. That man we're stuck with him.
>> Infantino's the Spain of FIFA president. He's never but you know not even he's. Yeah man he has he has us in a chalk. hold it's as simple as that he has us in. a chokeold and we just have to make the. deal with the devil he has the game he. puts on. >> Infantino is the Spain of Shakiraas. his hips his hips do lie. >> people who've got the World Cup in a. choke hold before we go can I say. something. >> yeah say it. >> guys this guy here I want to talk to you.
uh whatever you do If you're watching, if you've watched our podcasts, if. you've watched our live streams, guys, get yourself a friend. And I know he's. going to hate me for saying this. He. probably will never forgive me for. saying this, but I'm going to give you a. two-minute timeout. Don't interrupt me. You've been handing out time outs like a. dictator. I'm handing you out one now. Guys, get yourself a friend like Trevor. Noah. Uh because this guy brought me. from Africa, took me to the Daily Show, and he told me, normally when they bring. Africans to America to work, it doesn't.
end well. He brought me to the Daily. Show, a dream come true. Uh Trevor. helped me win my first Emmy. >> Oh man. >> And he spent the last six weeks paying. me to watch the World Cup. And talk. about football, guys. Uh if you look. look this is if you're ever choosing. cattails to ride, choose very carefully. cuz if you choose the right ones, you'll. go far. Trevor didn't just bring me talk. about the World Cup. every after a live. stream, he used to take me aside and. give me tips, give me advice cuz this.
was the first time I was ever being in. front of the camera. First time I was. ever broadcasting and he gave me tips to. become a better broadcaster, gave me. tips to become a better streamer. If you. saw me in their first live stream, you. could see I was rough around the edges. I'm still rough around the edges. >> Yeah, I was about to say nothing's. changed, Joe. >> But he made me a better streamer. So, I. guess what I'm trying to say is if I. open an Only Fans after this, this man. is to blame. But the thing I appreciate most about. Trevor, and I have to say this is. despite all the advice he gave, >> do I have to sit here for this? >> You have to see it. You need to sit.
here. I'm going to lengthen it to five. The thing I appreciate about Trevor is. >> Do I have to sit here for this? What am. I doing? He tried to make me a better. broadcaster, but he one thing he didn't. wish I could just give myself a one. thing he didn't try to do was change me. He didn't try He didn't try to make me a. better listener. He knew that was a lost. cause. So that's what good friends are. all for. But no, seriously, guys, >> we accept you the way you are. >> Seriously, Trevor, this has been a. pleasure. This has been a dream, man. This has been And you're paying me. minimum wage, but I'm not complaining. I. could have paid you to do this. No, guys. >> Seriously,
>> and I know he hates me. He's probably. going to never forgive me for saying. he's laughing now, but he's going to. give me uh what they what did they used. to call it? The haird dryer treatment. once we get out. But no, guys, seriously, get yourself. >> It was too much fun, man. It was great, Joe. >> You open doors. You'll do things. >> But I told you this. We were in Russia. together. We were in Qatar together. Now. we're in America together. >> Now you've reminded me. You know, he has. taken me to Barcelona. got me think. Trevor has you've seen me I'm not like. used to polite I'm not someone you bring. around polite company polite company. sorry I'm not someone you trust around. polite company he's taken me to meet.
Shakira he's taken me to meet Beyonce. risking everything. >> by the way after that we've never met. those people ever again I'm just going. to tell you that. >> restraining orders yes. >> that was it. >> and then he put me you made me host a. live stream not once not twice. >> my circle has shrunk over the years. >> this man risked demonetizing his channel. and that's what I think good friends of. I forever this this man you've done so. many things this this was a dream. >> thank you this was fun and thank you. everyone for joining us world cup is. >> thank you the chat please stay together. the bu community I think we have to.
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