Trevor Noah: President Zuma Gone Wild

Jacob Zuma was supposed to be the. craziest president South Africa ever. had. Was the only reason I voted for. him. It was his madness. And look at. him. He's come in and he wears a tie in. a suit. He stopped singing. He's got a. cabinet that looks like they know what. they're doing. He's going to fight. corruption. And he even fired MTO. Shabalam. Sim. I was expecting a madman, a crazy. guy, someone who was just going to throw. the country away. And look who I got. Someone who's actually doing their job. I can't believe it. Once again, the ANC.

has failed to. [Applause]. deliver. I wanted Jacob to be wild. I. pictured this guy walking into. Parliament 4 hours late, not even. wearing a shirt, you know, his tummy. hanging out, walking in there wearing a. little plastic crown, busy singing to. himself. Mhm. Helen Zilla and the other guys in. parliament losing it. Jacob, you're.

late. You can't just come here. You. can't come 4 hours late. Hey, shut up. Shut up. Hey, shut up. Hey, late for. who? Late for who? Late for who? It's my. time. now. Hey, shut. up. Yeah. Thought he was going to be crazy, you know. Helen them fighting with him. No, Jacob, you can't just run this place. the way you want. Jacob getting angry, whipping his penis out, hitting on the. forehead. P. No, cuz I mean it's not. sore. It's not sore. It just makes that.

sound. You like, you know, like. that's not And I mean like what are you. going to do if someone does that to you? Like what are you going to go to the. police? Like what do you what do you do? What do you tell them? I mean is it is. it assault or is it sexual harassment? How does it work? You know, I just you. never know. I mean what do you even say. at the police station? Can you imagine. walking in there and them asking you. that question? He'll be there and. then he who hit you. who with. what on your.

[Applause]. head. Just just tell this guy. Tell him. what. happened. Tell him. I'm not laughing. I'm not. laughing. Hey. Yeah. Either you are very. short or he's very gifted. [Applause]. [Music].