Working from Home | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #283

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eucalyptus. I'll be like why who who said I did. that's what I would maybe eucalyptus oh. no you heard the wrong thing khalipa nah. never heard of him and what else was up. I wanted to tell you guys Oh walnuts are.

disgusting can we quit pretending like. they're not you see them sometime on a. salad or you know as an item as a. written item on a menu get you a little. side of this little you know get your. Lowell Oh mannequin of strawberry. ramekin get your little ramekin or. strawberries or get your little ramekin. a walnuts [ __ ] I don't want a walnut. they're disgusting you know what they.

taste like they taste like um they taste. like you shouldn't be eating them go go. get a walnut. everybody they have all I mean they got. great PR you know they got great public. you know advertising but they're damn. garbage they're just damn garbage man so. anyway let's get into it man you know.

where we are yeah. [Music]. [Music]. happy Father's Day everyone. [Music].

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little time for me to sell that parking. brake and let myself my wine shine. [Applause]. [Music]. I'll sit and tell you.

[Music]. and that is it that is shine by Bishop. Gunn and I hope everybody had a. wonderful Father's Day you know that. father that's that is wild seeing up you. know I remember the first time when I.

was a kid when I saw my dad I just I. remember you know he had on like a dress. shirt I remember in a and a watch or. something you know in a pants and shoes. and and that was him you know and just. pretty nondescript really honestly I. mean you know he was probably 74 years.

old or something but you know they had a. guy in my neighborhood this boy's small. Allen and he not mentioned in before he. was a he was not a neighbor but you know. could have been a neighbor if he to live. closer kind of person and his uh and he. was small I mean damn he could barely. he'd play hide-and-seek for a month six.

weeks you know he was the only one if we. were playing hide-and-seek you'd see him. you know get a bunch of food and stuff. cuz it was gonna be he gonna be out. there for awhile he's so small he hot in. a bird's nest or something you know. you'd be looking around for everybody. you hear somebody fighting with a bird. in a tree and that would be small up. there just going just just wing the fist.

with a damn sparrow or uh you know a. daytime Nightingale because sometimes. you see a nightingale gets law. to net [ __ ] out there during the day. you're like damn this thing it's a damn. pervert but uh but small man he could. hide in his daddy's shoe that's what I. was telling you that's house I mean he. probably weighed I when I first met him. he would probably weighed probably 14.

pounds maybe or maybe I bet maybe 14. pounds 2 ounces if he had a damn you. know if he had a couple Charleston shoes. in his pocket but uh you know he was the. kind of boy that could hide in his. daddy's boot just that kind of boy but. anyway happy Father's Day to everybody. belated and if you're a father and and. you have a child I bet it's pretty a bit.

of special you know and I bet it's nice. to just to have another chance I think. about sometimes having another chance at. being young and you know and that's. really one of the beauties of life is. that is that second chance you know the. just the way that um you know you get.

your own childhood as a child but then. you get one you get to do one right if. you know if you don't get it right here. if you don't if it isn't you know the. things that happen to you you get to. redo them you get that do-over and. that's what a program what a program. that's been designed for us what's going. on man I I'm at home I decided I'm gonna.

try doing the podcast back at home not. in the studio just tonight. you know just tonight it's Sunday night. and uh and so yeah just sometimes the. studio like all the just the bells and. whistles of it it doesn't feel the same. it doesn't feel. I don't know I don't know why so I. thought well maybe I'll try it back at. home right where I started just in my.

kitchen you know so if you're watching. on the YouTube you're singing that. you're singing just the I mean it is. damn bare-bones in here bare-bones I. mean just like a damn naked skeleton in. here just like a skeleton that just Oh. couldn't even find a loincloth my good. goodness look at that thing just showing. off its occipital is out here put on. some shades you naughty bone man yeah.

what's going on let me think about it. man uh we got some calls we got things. to discuss and things not to discuss and. we have you know we just have the world. a summertime it's summertime and that's. one thing it feels like this year. because of the disease it feels like I. don't know it does a birthday count the. summer count the spring count it seems.

like I mean next year we better get a. serious do-over you know next year we. better get a damn serious do-over. because nothing for you it's just. feeling like nothing counts kind of hope. you guys can hear me okay. if the audio or video is bad you can. only blame moi and that's French me baby. that moi um but what else is going on.

what else is going on out there not to. love me I don't know what I even do this. weekend I feel like oh I had some. breakfast with my buddy and he got the. rancheros and I got the regular you know. bacon egg and uh what else. other where someone's gonna tell you I. don't know just all this I mean we're.

just in the damn future I've been. feeling like I've been feeling man we. are in the future this is a rough ER. like how much more future can we get. have you thought of it. how much more future can we get before. you just emailing people to you know to. Istanbul or to Rome I mean that's what's.

next really getting emailed who you. email them with how I got emailed with. Delta you know oh I got me a real cheap. email over on spirit emails dude that. would be the worst spirit emails and. that's when they can transport you and. they sting you through you show up do. your luggage doesn't make it you're like. damn they press the button and they put. with duda the human email or whatever. and [ __ ] my arms I think my arms didn't.

even come through like holy [ __ ] so now. you got to spend the whole holidays with. your family just you can't even hug. anybody you just got to serve all people. people don't know if you want a hug they. just probably guess you don't because. you don't you know you really have to. have your arms too otherwise nobody ever. know if you want a hug or not they just. think you don't like them you almost. have to get a little like a signal or. something you know like a that means you.

need a frickin you need somebody to just. hold you and you know and just hold you. and just and you just kind of pinch them. with your shoulders I guess if you don't. have arms but then I mean you imagine. that they start transport and just. emailing people and look you get. there's different types of ways there's. like if you get emailed in coach it. takes a little while thank you about.

nine minutes to get there you just you. know you're just in the stuck in the. power lines or whatever or in the Wi-Fi. maybe your spouse gets lost y'all. supposed to be in Hawaii or something. that you know that bastard gets lost and. it's just suddenly you're single again. you know like damn alright. you know we went with United you know. it's supposed to be unlimited megabytes. and I guess you know Ronnie put on.

weight and they just they couldn't. handle it couldn't handle him through. the system and so I guess I'm just I got. all the sunscreen I won't this week what. else is going on. not nothing oh we had sugar Shawn come. on sugar so on the MMA fighter and that. was wild man that guy it's just I mean.

you guys know you know a lot of you I'm. fascinated by MMA fighters and even. regular fighters hell I'll you know I'll. bet on two of these bastards in the park. over by me and he's they got some you. know I saw two [ __ ] over there. throwing down for a damn you know half a. pineapple two days ago so it's you know. uh they got you know I I've started to. get more into the sport and I'm watching. old fight and it's just yeah you know.

but sugar Shawn man he he's that high. he's that high sucrose smack talker and. it's so funny because you'd ask him. about somebody or interesting cuz you'd. ask him and he would look well how do. you think you'd do in a fight with. so-and-so and he would close his eyes. and think about it any bike I'm out. because it's interesting some people. just talk [ __ ] you know some people.

should have a toilet for a chin because. they just sagging not. but Oh sugar Shawn maybe he is he really. visualizes it and every time in his. visualizations he comes out of Victor. that's interesting isn't it because I. guess I just don't have that same. wherewithal you know it in my.

visualizations half the time I come I. get the third place. I'll take bronze and Mon dreams that's. crazy so so that was really captivating. man I'm excited for a I'm glad you guys. you know I'm glad those guys let me. interview them and learn about their. space a little bit you know I can feel. come not conflicted sometimes but just. you know it hasn't been my territory but.

you know that's been one of the gifts in. knowing Dustin Poirier man is a you know. by him you know being willing to come on. the show and then other peeves you a. little bit of credit with the other. people you know and um and I'm excited. man Dustin's got to fight this weekend. coming up you know I'm real excited. about that man I'm real excited and it's.

funny cuz I said man I just when I first. started watching him I wasn't that into. it but now I'm into it now that I know. nobody's gonna die I think I used to. think people died like it was like. Running of the Bulls over there and. diploma spanner if you guys have ever. been know been there but um every year. in diploma they have Running of the. Bulls and basically they take the. baddest bulls in the world man I'm.

talking a bunch of damn horse grunts you. feel me I'm talking abunch of Scotty. trip ins bruh and they let those [ __ ]. loose through the city and people have. been drinking wine and talking [ __ ] and. people are wearing t-shirts that say. like you know. go Pistons or something or Celtics in. four you know and then these bad bets. just come through the street and like.

7:00 a.m. because I've been there. you know I'm not bragging but I'm you. know I guess I am boasting a little and. then that I mean you're out there and. and uh and they got wine and everybody. people drinking wine out of all kind of. [ __ ] you'll see a dude uh you'll see a. dude with a with a casket or whatever a. wine a flask it you'll see a dude with a. basket of wine a mask it you'll see a.

dude wearing a mask he'll take that. [ __ ] off drink right out of it you like. to him. dudes frickin huh it's the Phantom of. the slopper I do because that dudes. getting sloppy as hell off his damn face. piece yeah yeah yeah you see it all you. know and then when everybody's just. liquored to the gills I mean I mean your. buddies just turned into a damn. largemouth bass but you are liquored to.

the gills when you've had as much wine. as you can and people drinking out of. everything you'll see a dude he'll he'll. of he'll of uh installed a damn tube. into his um that's a fog as a bra you. know or whatever it's called that you. know that liquid pipe that takes liquid. into your body from your face he'll have. a tube installed into his s of fog as. Brun have that [ __ ] run right back up. to his mouth he's stepping out of.

himself like ice just a straw so he'll. drink some ah a little bit of that vino. and then just swallow it and then then. revisit that [ __ ] just he just recycling. that liquor right out of himself. just redoing it you know and you're all. good man you're out there and. everybody's got on white and red and. everybody's got on red and white and and. then you think it's fine you start to. forget even that it's a party cuz this. 7:00 a.m.

those Bulls they get up early fur for. work. you know cuz a bull doesn't have a. really a busy day really they got to be. pissed as hell and it's sometimes they. use them for sex but that's it otherwise. they're chillin man eatin corn eating. grass eatin I don't know some look like. they're on damn steroids if you ever. seen a bully like hey I'm dude I got. must own a couple anytime Fitness's you. know because as I do been eatin.

Halloween because that little bastard is. jack-o'-lantern Brooke um. [Applause]. was I talking about [ __ ] I don't know I. don't know man uh-oh I hope you're doing. good you know I hope you're doing good. you're doing good you know we got this.

we're almost through the disease man and. we got this you know and and and it's. it's only doom and gloom if you know. it's only doom and gloom if you don't. write your own weather report if you let. somebody else write your weather report. then yeah they got control over it but. if I you know also wake up every day and. is write a hundred percent chance of the.

best me you know a hundred percent. chance of life a hundred percent chance. of peace you know I should. my own forecast you know I don't I talk. about myself too much I don't even know. what's going on oh oh so then you're out.

there in the street you're out there in. the street boy you forget you forget. it's a party. you're starting to check out some cheeks. you know some chick Goss and she got us. or what I don't even at they call them. Italian cheeks brah you know some real. legit euro ladies and they're flirting. and people are starting dancing you know. Oh papa oh you're no papa you're no Papa. no Nino's for me you know and you think.

everything's cool you forget bruh cause. you've been drinking and then about a. dozen of the angriest animals you ever. seen come run it through bruh and first. all the chicks disappear all the women. that are they are disappearing like oh. man what happened you know did Larry's. dad come home or something cuz we saw.

our way do we all got the party's over. you know did rot you know did Ronnie's. grandfather find out or something that. we're out here in the boathouse because. we're [ __ ] you know what happened did. somebody spray mace or something at the. party because all the chicks start. leaving they're climbing over the fence. is in climbing over they got these big. like twelve by twelves really they. really are they put them all along the.

streets the street ways and it's. beautiful streets cobblestone and then. you hear her bottom bottom bottom you're. like damn somebody's trying to move a. piano or something you know because you. forget cuz you've been drinking yeah man. right and then if you see one bull go by. you like that ain't a thing who somebody. better come catch that bastard.

then you see eleven more yeah and they. keep ripping through and it's just it's. magical if you never been there go. watching and go see but here's what. happens is at the end they the fighters. there's a swordsman there's a swordsman. a guy out there really really it's. almost like a larper like one of those. guys you see in the park like if they. got a real nerd he's up there in the. park or something you know it's like.

some guy who basically the guy that won. the Renaissance Fair in America they. take him to Italy and give him a damn. battalion or something you know a like a. sword man you know that blood peace baby. that sword and that dude pops off with. it he starts fighting the bulls and uh. and oh wait here's up first he has a. carpet and the Bulls come by and he.

showed them the carpet and they don't. everytime they don't want to buy it they. just run right through yeah we don't. even even buying that [ __ ] you know and. he only got one carpet it's kind of like. a rerun a little it's like oh you want. to buy this like not a run right by. Queen and we don't want it and he'll. shake that bastard out there again you. know just like he's beating his car mats. off over about a car wash by the DIY car. wash so why not like to use and he's. just you know like he's shaking out the. floor mats of a damn 84 Ford Escort and.

uh and then eventually the bull gets so. tired and he swords him out and he. swords him out and they drag it off they. drag the bull off at the end and uh uh I. mean there was some moral to this story. that really was there was a moral to the. story but you know how it is man and you. know how it ain't man I got this muscle.

stress in me it will not go away and the. UM the massagers just opened back up and. God I went in there. you know the massagers just opened up. back here in California and I'll tell. you dude I never really you know I've. never been in like body love with. another man or anything but man I've.

never been so happy to see this man and. this man is I think he might be Filipino. I think Pinoy you know beautiful one of. the beautiful Pinoy and he my god man I. took my shirt off right when I saw it. was just like a I mean it was it was. like somebody just beat open a damn bag.

of magic right in between us because I. it was just many this is man he you know. this man his name is BK BK like bike if. you say bike but if you say it. completely different BK and like a bird. like the hard part of a bird at the. beginning you know that became and he do. it in BK and also here's the crazy thing. they got another guy that works in there. named BK and so it's hard when you call.

on the phone if you want to set up an. appointment with one of the gentlemen. cuz they say do you want I'll be like. guys begin and they're like you want be. gay I don't know what they're talking. about. I'm like I want beat day and they say. you won big a big day and it's just and. then we both laugh man it's just I don't. know I love that place. but it's called a Seri foot spa SI RI.

foot spa and they got beautiful people. that work in there and just um anyway if. just I've never been so happy to see. another man and just put my body in his. damn hands for an hour for $40 praise. God man thank you guys for being here. today and we're gonna get into some of. this we got some calls that have came in. at always the hotline is nine eight. five six six four nine five zero three I.

got to see if we have any ads tonight so. I got a text Nick and have them send me. do that right now. [Music]. what's let's get into it man yeah I just. want to say thank you guys so much for. support in this podcast oh we got the. new gang gang slides are available and. slides are basically sandals you know. Morehouse sandals but you can check them.

out at Theo von store.com you can check. those out and let's take a couple calls. here we go gang hey hey what's going on. my man I just wanted to check in with. you make sure everything is really good. with your podcast and everything thank. you brother I appreciate it everything. is going pretty good you know I'm happy.

to have you know still have the podcast. right now you know I know a lot of. people haven't been able to work and and. so I think this has been you know I know. that people listen to this as a form of. you know entertainment and so I'm glad. that I've been able to do this and I'm. so grateful for all the calls when so. many calls come back in and so I learned. so much about what's going on with uh. with with you guys so it's pretty.

perfect actually. anyhow onward man I have one question. for you do you think that everybody. should start taking their masks off with. this cologne of [ __ ] or do you think. everybody should be more conservative. and leave their masks on and wait to see. what's going on and happen after. everything opens up gang brother and. thank you for their verbal uh inquiry I.

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masks I I believe this if you want to. wear a mask. then you shall wear it you can't other. people may not want to wear a mask. that's why you can wear one if you want. to I don't like them people tattletaling. and this and this you know Bridget don't. have a mask on you know excuse me I.

don't know if you've noticed or not but. um there's a man of a you know drinking. a little lemon and without a man's gun. well have you ever thought maybe that. man doesn't have a mask on because he's. trying to get some lemonade in his mouth. what do you want you want that guy to. pay for a lemonade and then just splash. it all up against a dam you know that.

cloth face piece and he can't even and. just imagine what it tastes like and. wasting money so just don't think about. yourself I think when it comes to. ratting out people they don't have a you. wear a mask that's why we can wear one. if I want to wear a mask I can wear it. some places I feel like I need a mask on. some places I do I do not so I don't.

know man I'm sorry to get fired up about. that but uh you know I think it's it's. up to you so that's why you get to wear. one cuz you can't control everybody else. so that's what I think and I think. because a lot of people have decided. they drawn the line kind of in the sand. for themselves you know and it's you. know I don't know if you're ever gonna. be able to get everybody to do the same. thing anymore I don't know if that's the. place we live in.

stay. you know me might we you know you might. just not get that and some you know. there's just different types of people. dude I have a buddy out here and he. whenever gets like food delivered and. groceries he gets something he has him. set down in his front yard he goes out. in a hazmat suit okay and a hazmat suit. as you know you know what it looks like.

it's like uh you know it's like breaking. bad it's like the guys from Breaking Bad. but they're not they're not even making. drugs or just kind of afraid of. something this man goes out in a hazmat. suit and he and he pressure washes and. cleans off all of his any groceries that. are delivered before he takes him into. his house whoa and look that he can do. that uh if I look if my child and he.

ft-ev I think poor children if my child. ever saw me out there pressure washing. and Febreze in a damn box of Triscuits. bro that kids never gonna be the same. that kid is never gonna think I'm a man. after that so you know it just depends. on what you want to do and what you want. your kids to see you doing you know it's.

the same I say it always with bike. helmets yes a bike helmet will keep you. safer but do you want your child to see. you ever in a bike helmet that meet your. kids gonna go to therapy oh yeah I. remember my dad coming in the house in. his bicycle helmet you know that's just. you know it's just it's how you want to.

live so to each their own that's what I. think I don't think there should be any. big rulings this and that I think to. each their own because you can always. have a mask so you can always prevent. yourself from somebody else's uh you. know uh spit spit them what do they call. it spittle spittle you know because. sometimes your tongue is just spittle it. doesn't even know and they say you can't. see it like your tongues just jerking.

off all day just your can your DNA right. out into the air it's unbelievable man. but thank you for calling man and thank. you guys for uh for supporting the. podcast. let's take it here's a call that came in. right here as always the hotline is nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three and you can call that if uh if. anything's going on you want to talk.

about something you heard on the show. you want to recommend something we. talked about you know you have. constructive criticism about something. that's going on or if you're you know if. you're in a tough spot you know hit the. hotline man. onward hey Theo I'm a real son of a. [ __ ] I just want to let you know I. [ __ ] love your show son ha ha ha ok. when there you go right there.

so there you go I carefully I said that. there was this whole message of hand oh. I gotta listen to that words how uh well. a lot hey Theo I'm a real son of a [ __ ]. I just wanna let you know I [ __ ] love. your show.

there you go man boy dude that makes me. want to take a hit out of my autumn own. wine I mean she wasn't her freakin read. ring. my own wine man makes you want to put a. straw in my stomach in this damn have a. glass of milk the natural way and then. have that second glass right out of my. own body. um another call here we go. hey what's up to you this is uh this is. Mike. got a detective I'm sorry man I missed.

set up Mike. what my detective thank you for calling. Mike beautiful over there Tejas on work. detect is more specifically because you. know almost Texas the biggest [ __ ] yeah. Texas is really that's the place is so. big it just it could be a couple places. you could have Texas you could have. Nexus over there by El Paso where it. gets real Mexican you know shout out all.

other magic dumbest me amigos me got my. arrows you can oh you could have Mex us. maybe and you could have a Texas you. could have Lexus maybe a certain area. where people just drive Lexus's you know. or fancy Toyotas that's all it is you. know it huh hate to freaking just kill. your buzz but Alexis is just a damn you. know it's just a Toyota and sheeps you.

know in fancy sheep's clothing um. homework I've been hearing but you know. Joe Rogan and Brendon Schwab and you. know thinking about moving over here and. I'm recommending and it's a great place. to live you know you you don't want to. get into the smaller towns and [ __ ] you. know because that's one that gets a. little dicey you know I'm saying special. if you got kids you know oh I like dicey. brother you know do plug a vacuum in man.

it's sup and just put that sup big. suction cup of my back man that Dyson. that's what I like dicey baby you know I. just to take me that dicey is just God's. casino man. let's see what he rolls baby homework. these parents go [ __ ] crazy over some.

sports and baseball and football and. [ __ ] you know there's too many politics. in it even as a young kid that kind of. is a the just of it is moving to a. different place and moving to Texas yeah. honestly man I have been thinking about. it and I've been thinking a lot about it. you know especially recently with the. you know with just the club's being. closed down and I've really been. thinking about um about a move or at.

least having another place yeah and a. place that I live at and I'm more based. out of I've been thinking about going to. Nashville to look and I've been thinking. about uh about possibly Texas as well. man I just I've been thinking about it a. lot you know it's interesting during. this time of the disease that everybody.

you know you just get a different view. of what's going on kind of you get a. view of your life you get you get a. really an interesting chance of a. reflection that you know that I don't. even know if the generation before us. even got anything like this you know I. think there's a lot of people who've. been doing something for years and now. they're like I don't even know if I like. doing this you know some people started.

doing something 20 years ago and now. they're still doing it maybe a certain. job or a you know a pastime and now like. what I don't even you know I was making. shiver roads for people I was doing. unique furnitures and I've [ __ ] I don't. even know if I like it. I just got some saying you know I got a. hot batch of sandpaper for Christmas 20. years ago and so you know and we lived.

in the bend of a river so a lot of fancy. driftwood came down and. I got into it and I just never stopped. because it was my job and but now you. get some reflection you're like [ __ ]. I always wanted to do something. different I wanted to do painting or. something you know I wanted to do. photography or you know make homemade.

spaghetti or something you know just. different opportunities but but I have. thought a lot about it man let's take a. let's take another call here homework. it's up to you. my name is Deshawn what's up dis on. thank you for calling man and Deshawn is. Spanish for also the Shawn homeward from.

Norman Oklahoma called Cory I don't know. how many times now I didn't know that. I'm sorry brother thank you for calling. man thank you hope you like I hope you. call them just ask a few questions and I. I mean I just hope you maybe even. thought about the question you know but. uh yeah man I gotta ask you a question. right now have you thought about doing.

any outdoor venues for shows you know. summertime right now people are itching. to get out of the house well people are. itching you know we don't know why. they're itching and that's I mean anyway. people could be itching for anything but. or you know for any reason it could be. asked bestest it could be you know my. buddy he punched all the damn uh drywall.

out of his bedroom and so he had exposed. uh what does this [ __ ] call used to make. snowman out of it it was like kind of. pink like uh. I just was talking about it um there was. a system it went in the walls it was.

fluffing I think it's called for. temperature fluffing you know I'm. talking about what am I talking about. man it's like temperature fluffing you. know Oh in the walls man anyway it had. something in it had piece of damn you. know glass or something or some kind of. thing something you know fake glass or. whatever. bitchin it was basically just pieces of.

damn [ __ ] they would make you itch and. this fluffing or whatever anyway my. buddy would always get pissed and. listening to um he would listen to that. song all the time H come out and. remember that song you got to keep him.

separated. he had a CD machine single disc at [ __ ]. and he played that song over and over. again and he was furious at everything. about his family and stuff and he. eventually got into pilled but this. before that you know before pills you. know BP and he beat all the damn walling. out of his walls so all they had was. that fluff in their wall fluffing and. that [ __ ] got to itching so dude we'd.

stay over there in Jesus hard as hell to. get a catch a few decent winks when. you're just getting bodied up all night. by this you know this [ __ ] will fall out. like you think it was cotton candy or. something it wasn't it's basically like. somebody just like if the devil made. cotton candy think about that. yeah just like that maybe but if I. thought about doing outdoor venues yes.

that's the simple answer and there's. talk right now if people do in Drive in. shows and in shows like that outdoor. areas you know stadium or something. style seating sort of thing but. drive-ins are the ones that I've been. hearing right now that some comedians. are going out to do so once there's more. knowledge about that I'll know more you.

know my thing is I don't want somebody. honking the whole time you know what if. somebody there laughs and they're having. a BL AST and they have a stroke. you know because they don't take care of. their body they're not doing fitness or. adult fitness and that [ __ ] strokes out. and they fall on the horn. so now half my set you know the next.

three minutes of my set are ruined. because this bastards back there you. know cuz he gots damn you know bad you. know he's got that bad pump on him so. that's the only thing I'm worried about. it just you know people being [ __ ]. and hitting the horn or people stroking. out and physically can't handle their. own being alive because they don't eat. well what else man let's get into a few.

more questions here we go. what's up zo hope you're doing well I'm. a big fan thank you and I hope you're or. I know you're going to get a lot of. these kind of questions because it's. kind of a hot topic right now and you're. kind of kind of close to it I just want.

to hear your thoughts on on Chris D'Elia. man I'm a big fan of has some big fan of. yours I'm a big fan of a bunch of. comedians like yourself but I don't want. to believe - dude I really don't um you. know it's I feel like that that crying. old man at the the WWE whatever thing is. like it's still real to me damn it you.

know that's how I feel so maybe try. helping me feel a little bit better Theo. von I want to thank you for the call. brother I appreciate it and um you know. a lot of calls have come in about this a. lot and and I wanted to wait to speak on. it until I was here at the podcast and. until we were all together you know I.

just want to say you know how horrible. this this this was for the girls who. felt like they couldn't say anything you. know how horrible this must have been. for the girls who felt like they didn't. have a voice you know for a period of. time that they couldn't you know speak. up for themselves out of fear or we're. you know I'm not sure what they were. everything they were going through I. don't know but you know I'm happy that.

they found a voice - to speak I'm happy. that they found the courage to speak up. I also I wrote some things down that I. want to be that I want to say so I want. to be real clear you know because my. mind it's you know I don't know I'm not. always the most clear you know I. sometimes get real brackish in in my. brain and. and so I just want to be clear man so I.

just want to say that I know that there. was a video pulled out of a podcast that. may have given the vibe that I had prior. knowledge of anything predatory that was. going on or occurring I never knew. anything. predatory occurring I had I have never. seen Chris with any underage women ever.

I've never heard him I've never heard. him communicating with any underage. women I've never spoken with him about. anything like that ever I've never heard. him speak with anyone about anything. like that you know I would never condone. that type of behavior I would never. laugh about it you know podcast and you. knew how it is we just talked been. talking for years and we give each other.

you know a good rough time about stuff. and and Chris and I've always had this. you know to me anyway this is my. perception that we've always had this. you know we give each other a rough time. about things and and his fans are called. babies and you know I know he has a lot. of younger fans and my brain just goes. like a you know it's like a guy without. legs in a you know in a damn avalanche.

contest or something you know I would. just I'm just. it just goes sometimes it's a lot of. rambling it's what a lot of podcasting. is but I never had any knowledge or. evidence or idea or reason to suspect. that Chris was ever doing anything that.

was that was wrong and I would never. condone anything like that. you know and I hope that Chris gets the. help that he needs and you know and I. always hope that you know always hope. that anybody gets the help that they. need. and um and it's heartbreaking you know.

it's heartbreaking because I was also a. fan you know and and that's all I'm. gonna say about that what else. III know it's hard to to talk about. stuff and to share more well let's let's. get through this episode man gang it was.

going on deal my name is Derek Mann and. um I came up on the year silver what's. up Derek and congratulations baby you. got that on yo you got that on yo baby. wow that's crazy to do that for a year. on work may 25th. I mean not much fanfare the day came and. went but I didn't even really think. about it or nothin but like yesterday my. girl gave me one of those one of those.

like coins you know like when you go to. aim and you hit like a year mark dude. I'm like cracking up yeah just an idea. when you hit the one-year mark even one. of the points that you made and whatnot. but oh yeah they give you a year chip. that chip and they give you a nice when. you when you when you get that on you. baby they give you that nice that. weighty one feels like you could buy. something in the 1800 with like you. could get a damn mule or something with.

it or a small you know a baby horse. homework it was out the blue dude and it. was one of the nicest most heartfelt. things someone has ever gotten in and. yeah sorry keep you realized sometimes. though that you think people could care. less. got their own stuff going on but the kid. the most and I really needed it at that. moment dudes [ __ ] I've been having. hard time struggling a little bit with.

my sobriety let them stand strong but. just you know no struggle there man I. don't know I appreciate that man thank. you for the call brother and it is isn't. it an interesting man that there's some. reason when you when you're feeling like. nobody cares and you get a message or a. call or a gesture from somebody and it. just surprises you man it just takes you.

by a total other direction yeah I mean. those hitting the feelings they hit hard. and the feelings don't they yeah man I. I'm just proud of you man and thanks for. sharing you know I've been struggling. with some of my own kind of uh you know. with some lone sobriety stuff and and uh.

I mean you just sharing that with me you. sharing how somebody else made you feel. important you know how your girl just. surprised you with that chip you know. with that coin with that one year saying. hey you know I see you you know I see. you taking care of yourself and and I'm. proud of you you know I see you.

it's powerful man it's powerful when. somebody except when somebody does that. for you and yeah man I'm proud of you.

man I'm proud of you and I know you're. proud of you too that's what makes me I. think feel even you know that makes me. feel some type of way right now because. you know I know that you're proud of you. and I know also I could tell that you. feel loved by the person that did that. for you that's somebody that loves you. man you know and people could tweet.

about love and say this and now and we. could show images in this and that and. we could post all the [ __ ] we want but. that that's God's Instagram bro you know. that's when some would that wasn't that. somebody can make you have a feeling. like that that's powerful man and look. your girl doing that for you man made me. feel like this made me feel something.

you know so yeah man I'm just so proud. I'm just proud of you bro you know I'm. proud of you and um anyway I don't know. what else to say madness yeah it's been. a long week bro and but thank you for. sharing man thank you for being brave. enough to share that too you know. sometimes if somebody does something. nice for us and we put it away and we. you know we want to talk about other.

stuff or we want to do different things. it's not that doesn't have as much of a. heart in it but you didn't make that. choice maybe you chose to share that. experience with us and thank you gagging. brother all right let's get a call here. Henry. Henry up there in Battle Creek and asked. than a day I'm funeral home one time and. uh up and um [ __ ] I don't know where it.

was homeward brother homeward I just. have some questions about you know I'm. high schooler messing around some. surfaces and okay so your high school. and are you messing in with some. substances okay. homework brother would you say it just. be better for me no long I just you so. right now then uh because I know I do.

have a pretty addictive mentality and uh. you know and that's like waiter down the. wrong one. she's off walk around with but um yeah. just wanna know your thoughts about it's. just better to get sober young or ride. it out and really maybe like it's a. bigger lesson to learn I don't even know.

peace n love you be good yourself thanks. man I appreciate that that's nice you to. say man you know you I can tell you're a. nice person you know I could tell that. you care about yourself you know and. just nicely to say that at the end there. remember when it used to be best by all. the time middle of the night remember.

best by every midnight best buy. get it get this you know it's damn uh. you know uh it'd be like oh you got to. get this man the book of Eli's on or you. know blu-ray or something Pat man on. blu-ray anyway sorry man I obviously I. got some resentments against Best Buy. video pre or something Best Buy.

basically which is just China basically. big warehouses full of China but let me. let me let me get. I'm sorry I made that about me there um. you know it's a good question man and. only you can answer it for yourself you. know about get about trying to be sober. getting sober or getting into that world. you know recovery so many people. struggle with things and you know.

sometimes I think it's our test overall. as a species can we solve these things. that are broken in us no matter how many. centuries and decades it takes and. generations can we can we solve it can. we solve what they are and alcoholism is. a big one because for a lot of people. it's not even about drugs or alcohol. it's about the way they feel you know.

has nothing to do they have people that. have never drank or done a drug who are. alcoholics who are in recovery so if. that just to let you know that it's it's. it's it's a thing going on in your brain. you know or in your spirit but man it's. up you know it's your call yeah I know. what you're saying should I wait um is. there some lesson I'm a learn by you.

know being out there and partying and. and I don't know you know some people be. like yeah the answer is just tell them. to get sober yes I could just tell you. that but I don't know if you're an. alcoholic you know I don't know you can. only answer for yourself you know. there's times where I still think I'm. not but but that could be my call as I'm. telling me that um but I don't think it.

would hurt you now here's something I. can recommend man I think you maybe go. to a couple meetings you know go to some. different men's stag meetings there's. just men only. so people ain't gazing around in there. you know gazing over there that a you. know some you know something they got a. beautiful lady over there with some two. tots or something. you know you want to focus on what on. the nature at hand so I'd recommend. there you go that's that that's. something I can recommend try a couple.

meetings see how you feel. there's even young meetings there's you. there's meanings for more useful so if. you're a youthful man if you got. Youngblood and your body and young bones. and tissue then you could do that but I. do know I do know this man that there is. a solution in those rooms there's a. solution to to a lot there's a solution. to a lot and if that program doesn't get.

you there you might just find it your. way to a different there's other. programs there's all types of self-help. but I I'm just I'm glad you're you that. you're calling and singing and you're. just even curious up that you're aware. enough of yourself to say hey shut up we. know what's going on what what thing. what do I do and so I would give it I. would peep it out man you know because.

you can always not go but you know but. that you know but it's when I hear. stories like Derrick that call before. you and uh and may you could just tell. that another part of his spirit is. getting it's coming alive you know. and that's something you just you can't. do by yourself that we need others we.

need help and all help is a lot of times. is just others it's just a fancy word. for it but uh anyway man a lot of people. also called in about about Chris and. about everything that happened that's. happened with him and uh. and and just I just wanted to say thank. you for the calls and that were.

expressing thoughts for me that were. being supportive and and just just how. many just you know just a lot of people. that love him you know very you know an. entertaining man it was just just a lot. of nice stuff and uh anyway let's take. one more call right here that came in. and this is egregious but I'll play it.

stop there Birdman from Birmingham. Alabama. what's up bird down here in Bham baby. huh bird down that bro and if I see you. fist fighting up in that nest with small. Allen dog I'm gonna know what's up he. trying to blow up his hiding spot dude. we've been looking for him for three. weeks beat listen man is just calling to. say I love you bro and I'm really. grateful for what you do man and I just. want you to know that there's in the.

same way I feel like you're you spent a. lot of time thinking about other people. I just want you to know there's other. people that are thinking about you too. praying about you meditating for you you. know all that good [ __ ] and I don't know. I don't know if you hear this enough but. I just love you keep your head up and. you keep fighting that good fighter. during the hell of a good job bro and. yeah man also I came out and saw you.

over in Europe and actually it was. hilarious being from the south and. watching you do some comedy and other. country dude all right man you're on my. mind this morning I was grabbing a good. day bro love you too Gang Gang love you. too bro love you too man thanks bird man. thank you bro that's nice you to say man. oh you know we all we all need to hear. that people care about us you know we. all need to hear it you know what. especially I think at a time like this.

where you know there's a lot of. uncertainty out there there's a lot of. like structural uncertainty in our. country and. and even in our species I think you know. are we as a species are we right are we. doing can we do this but thank you burn. - that's really nice of you man I. appreciate you sharing that bro hit me. in him damn valves baby hit me in them. blood valves dog in that first and.

second gear bro and that frickin uh and. that ticker in that transmission baby. what's a good song we can go out with. tonight. Stevie starlight has a new album and I'm. gonna try to get some tunes from them I. can play for next week but yeah uh you. know I don't know man I just everybody.

we got this man we can do this you know. a lot of phone calls came in - about. people on Greyhound buses and things. that happen - um dude and uh man some. realist and I'm gonna play on next week. we'll get into it next week but take. care of yourselves you know and we got. this and we can do this and I'm talking.

to you and I'm talking to me and just. thank you man thank you so much for you. know a lot of calls this week I think a. lot of people knew that you know a lot. of people in the comedy community are. really heartbroken and I know a lot of. you guys are too right now and uh you. know we just we have to just you know. give our love and our support to. everybody everyone you know to everyone. that struggled with the the scenario and.

things that have going on and you know. and we you know we move forward. you know we all move forward and we all. get better so I don't know what I'm. talking about man but that's why I got. you guys because y'all do bro. let's do a little bit of making it you. knew it was gonna be making it man. but this is a bishop gun and uh y'all be.

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