Wolfed Out | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #337

all right. all rise i always wanted to be in court. when they said that all rise. and see if i could have an erection when. the judge said that. and just kind of laughed to myself um. what's up you little skittle lickers i. uh. i feel honored to be here with you today. and happy day to you and um.

i am i got a lot to share and. i'm sure you do so we'll get into it i. just shaved. um. you know i can't i'll be honest with you. i can't shave with a shirt on. i can't do it. i see people you know and not in real. time i don't watch men shave. and i'm not saying if there's nothing. wrong if you do i don't.

you know i've only ever seen men shave. on a commercial. but i realized about myself i can't. shave with a shirt on. i shaved shirtless. i shaved shirtless and i think uh my dad. shaved shirtless you know my dad. when i met my dad he was a senior. citizen and he's he was damn.

and that's as much citizen as you can. get that's full citizen. and his body he had like a. senior body he had that old body you. know he had his. he had kind of. baby tits really baby he had white skin. because all the color i think had grown. out of his skin. and he had a couple moles i think could. have been nipples i don't know.

he could have had moles or nipples. um. but i remember he would shave shirtless. and i would see him do it and. and i thought you know what. he's doing that the right way. let's go. here we go a little robert finley get it. while you can.

take it bobby. [Music]. who's gonna break my back.

wrap it up. come on bobby. [Music]. [Music].

if. wrap it up. and get it when you can.

and you got to take it where you can get. it you got to get it when you can. and he don't cut corners verbally. that's bobby finley right there. and uh damn i can't get my damn. got too much home i got a hat. hold on sorry i got a hat and i got a. hat in. my specs. and my shades got a lot on got a lot on.

here today and uh. i don't need those volume enhancers the. earphones right now. um good to be here with you today. and yeah you got to take it while you. can get it. you know and that's life life is a. serving each day. you get a serving of life. then you can you can accept it you can.

try and digest it properly. you can reject it sometimes. you know sometimes i'll stop i'll starve. i'll life will be right in front of me. but i will starve i will say. you know i'm gonna be alive but i'm not. really gonna. not really gonna accept this day. i'm not really gonna take this bad boy. on i'm not really gonna.

have this as a meal today. and i'll do that a lot i'll say no. i ain't eating i ain't eating today life. i don't want any i don't need any i'm. off the clock today. um what's going on i had a nice i know. i'm late on this weekend i tried to do. the episode yesterday i wasn't feeling. good. and uh and i couldn't do it i couldn't. do. i couldn't do it so i didn't do it.

i probably should have just went ahead. and did it. but i wanted to try and be in a little. bit better head space. um oh i saw dustin the diamond poirier. this past weekend he was in. uh out here in the central east he was. doing a meet and greet. and meeting people that love fighting. and love watching people fight on. television and on. uh illegally streamed.

fight source pat you know wherever they. watch fights. so that was good man we had a nice time. went out with him and his wife. and uh you know it was funny man we went. to a bar afterwards and. you know there was just a couple people. in there and they didn't know who dustin. was they didn't know about fighting. and so they're talking to him about i. don't know tennis or something i just. and it just man you can't be.

you can't have the diamond right there. the champion baby you know. that french champ you can't have him. right there. and be talking about tennis. be talking about monopoly you can't be. sitting in heaven. and talking about hearties. and that's what these people were doing. and it just made me laugh but. man we had a great time man we had so. much fun his wife is so.

funny uh. we just had a good time man and you know. we talked about life and a little bit. about. you know just what was going on in our. lives and it was good to catch up and. and it was nice to be amongst friends um. oh i'll tell you this um. you know i i've told this story before. that. there was a man when i was growing up. there was a man named don big don. blankenstein and he was a pool man.

and he'd come over and do the pool you. know treat the pool and clean the pool. and. hell he used to even he'd get a little. scoop and taste it. make sure the kids were you know pissing. well i guess i have no idea but. um you know when i when i used to work. on this farm in the summer. big don would roll over there and he was. a big fella. you know he probably about 300 pounds. and this is back when.

this is back when three 400 pounds would. kill you now people could go six seven. hundred pounds. and it's not really killing them out of. the gate. but back then it was three you go three. four hundred. [Music]. you know that would kind of kill you but. now with modern medicine people can go. up to 600. and they're alive for at least a couple. months or years like that. you know they're not going to see many. wrestlemanias but they'll see a couple. but uh but big don came one one summer i. was back there working on this farm and.

the people i worked for had a pool and. and this man comes in the gate and he's. real thin real lean fella. you know just look like a. just look like a just a regular fella. like a librarian. man so you know what i'm talking about. kind of a little bit of glasses maybe. you know had hands like workers hands. though like you've been. like you've been turning the pages of. books but heavy books you know real. heavy paper. i'm talking 300 pound test paper.

and uh and i said who is this man you. know i didn't know who this. man was looking at the pool i'd know. only seen big don. and so my thought was that you know big. don had passed on that weight he'd. his his life had caved in under that. weight and that weighted one you know. um but but but the truth was that big. don had lost the weight he got this. stomach surgery where they staple your.

stomach directly to the ass you know so. whatever you eat comes. i mean it's i mean damn some things you. eat them they come out cleaner out the. back you know your body will just wash. it out whatever it is. you have four carrots and [ __ ] is. cleaned out. you know you eat a dirty squash and damn. next thing you know. you clean squashing you know right out. there in your underpants you got faux. freshly. cleaned squashes in your unders. and that was big don had that capability. i felt like you know that.

maybe he got that surgery and i didn't. know that big donna got the surgery but. he got it. and so this man's wandering around the. pool and. and i didn't realize it was him he's. talking to me like we're friends you. know because me and don are friends. and suddenly i'm like holy damn that's. don. damn that's dawn and. uh and it was man he got the surgery. and he was he was just a new man you. know he was just different he was. he was different but anyway i tell you.

that story because the other night. i'm out with the diamond and i'm out. with his wife and we're out and about. and. there was a guy who had had the surgery. he had the uh you know the d. fatten or whatever it's called i don't. know what it's called where they d where. they just. you know you show up as meal and. freaking leave out as veal you know they. freaking. they clean you down they wash it or wash. me down. they clean you down baby and um and big.

don. it had it and so anyway there's this guy. at the bar and he had had it i guess but. he had this. he like kind of moved his arm he was. still moved like he was. four or 500 pounds but he was about 210. pounds now. and he still he would kind of put his. hands out on his stomach like he had. ghost belly. you know i'm talking about where. somebody just like he had just. he would he was still kind of like down. by the river. you know but he was a lean man it just.

so it was just funny how you can have. things from the past that will still. take shape in your life you know. that was interesting to me just how you. could have things from the past that. will still. like still rule the way. you behave even if they're gone. i mean so much so this man was walking. through the crowd and saying excuse me.

excuse me sorry. anybody i know where i can get a you. know. a triple xl shirt just saying old [ __ ]. just having flashbacks of fat. and of that weight and of that extra. and it was just interesting to watch it. was like it's funny even though we. change. sometimes some of the things we just. still hold on to you know and. um. [Music]. and god bless big don and god bless.

anybody that's on that journey. you know that's trying to get rid of. something whether it be something. apar some of their body or some of their. brain or some of their. just something trying to let go of a. memory or of a. of a of a piece of an appendix. you know we all got some kind of. appendixes sometimes and. sometimes they're in our body sometimes.

they're in our brains sometimes they're. you know they come in all types. they come in all types man um both of. those stories like about. you know how we take on life and how we. accept it each day. and if i choose to live it and and now. how i have things in my life that. you know like uh how i carry extra. baggage extra weight.

whether it's in my body or in my brain. we all have. some type of gristle that's running on. us. and um and it can. gum up the works you know and i've seen. i mean i've seen the happiest people. in the world you know have big body. types and then i've seen the. the unhappiest people in the world have. lean body you'll see a skeleton and that. thing will be damn miserable. you know um.

and i've always wished they had real. real real mannequins. every mannequin you see looks like you. can't find a shirt that fits anybody. because a mannequin he you know. they just they don't where i want i want. to see that mannequin with that hunch. back you know. who was in a mowing accident you know. who was doing a push mower and got hit. by a damn meteorite. you know on a downhill and so they're. not doing well you know. they got that 710 split around that l5.

s1 you know they got that damn. they got that s curve on the spine you. know they're not doing. super great i want to see that mannequin. or that beer belly mannequin where is. that guy. you know or where's that mannequin with. that shoulder mold. you know what i'm saying and he got that. damn. you know that baby button sometimes if. you have somebody shirtless in your. family around a baby. and that person have a big mole on them.

the baby will hit it. you know that was easy you know what i'm. saying the baby will just. that's that baby button maybe a decent. mole so. but anyway i want to tell you about an. experience that i had man um. a new type of therapy that i just went. and tried uh but first i'm gonna tell. you that uh. that two out of three men and this could. be adult men or young. even child men will experience some form. of hair loss by the time they are 35. jesus jesus.

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like damn. it's just like father time just playing. hide and go seek with you. and first he hides a little bit of your. hair and then he hides a little bit of. your dick magic. and then he hides a little bit of uh. maybe a e-jack you can't eat jack as. decently or whatever. or spill heavy.

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you know i i uh i've been feeling good. for a long time and. you know i know i kind of share that on. here sometimes and. sometimes i don't want to share it. because i don't want to be like a debbie. downer i don't want to. have self-pity you know. it's kind of like if a man only has one. leg he don't say it all the time. you know and sometimes he'll have a good.

attitude he'll joke about it he'll have. a little sign on his good leg say. my other leg is a ghost you know or. something. you know you'll see somebody you'll you. know sometimes you bring a sense of. humor. to a knife fight you know oh. and that's okay that's all ways that we. do things it's ways that i do things. anyway. um but yeah man i just the past year and. a half i just have not been feeling. really good. and i've been trying to battle it you. know i go to my.

uh recovery meetings that's been trying. the past couple months you know it's. been tough it's been tough throughout. korva to stay heavy on the meetings. and to go and you know and just to find. to get commitment and to get people to. meet up in real time. and uh so anyway man uh. recently i decided to try ketamine. therapy. and you know. i was a little scared about it i'm still.

a little bit scared. i've gone to two services of it. and uh and some people are thinking look. it's not some guy in like a in a you. know in the back of a u-haul doing it. where. you know you don't bring glow sticks to. it and [ __ ] like that even though that. would be. that would be great if i showed up with. glow sticks. in some little dust muppet side piece. you know. some little girl named biscuit door you.

know. and she's out there wearing baby jewelry. and just smelling like dirt. talking about electric disco or whatever. that'd be so great if the next time i go. where uh i get a tongue piercing with. one of those uh. with like one of those glow stick tongue. rings in it. um but that's not it man it's like. it's a therapy you go and they infuse. ketamine into you there's a therapist in. the room. and you do therapy. the first time you go you just do. therapy and then.

the subsequent times it's six sessions. you go. and you they infuse you with ketamine. throughout um. antra venus and then. you just talk and you talk about what's. going on. and and it's supposed to take away your. ego so you can discuss. things that are bothering you behind. your. day-to-day brain and. um and yeah.

you know so anyway so that's where i'm. at man i'm trying it right now and. i'm really excited i'm hopeful about it. um. you know it's kind of exhilarating it's. kind of scary. uh the place is real professional and. they make you feel real comfortable that. i've been going. and what else i'm i'm still meeting with. my regular therapist i'm still going to. my recovery meetings. uh. [Music].

what else um. you know i didn't have a lot of sober. time on the table to. so you know some people will say oh well. that's. you're not sober anymore this that's. fine i'm not. at this point i'm worried about just. trying to feel. uh just trying new ways to get better uh. and to feel better and. um yeah and so i'm just hopeful man it. was really kind of scary like the first.

session man we did. and man i just started. literally just bawling crying you know. just tears running out of my face like i. mean. just like they were trying to get into. america from another country i mean just. groups of them they had big tears. sneaking little tears i mean there was a. lot going on. you know and. we started talking i i we started.

talking about my dad man i hadn't really. thought about my dad that much and. um you know i don't have a ton of. memories of my dad really i was just. getting old enough to be a human when he. was. losing his humanity you know as he got. older. on his way out you know and so we were. just like. you know like dogs passing in the park. you know. you know a quick sniff of the ass but we. kept. you know but we just had.

you know. you know the way we never threw the. frisbee you know we never. you know we know you know it was just. that's kind of what it was and i'm not. saying it like a debbie downer i'm just. kind of sharing. um one of the things that we talked. about in the therapy was just about. uh like i'd never gotten to tell my dad. how much i loved him you know i never i. had all this love from my father that i. never got to put it anywhere.

and so we talked about that in the. therapy um. and what else just talking about some. other things that have really been. bugging me man i've just felt really. agitated. easily i've felt a lot angrier than. usual. man and i'm just. interacting with people that i care. about sometimes in an angry way and it. makes me not feel good. you know it's like being in a.

it's almost like being in a mask you. know i've talked about it before about. halloween when you're in like a scare. mask you know when you're in a uh. when you wolfin or whatever and you. wolfed out with a. headpiece with a mask on. and you got that bad cat [ __ ] uh. you got that bad cat death sock on your. head baby that you know that. costume that mask and. and sometimes when you're looking out of.

the mask you can see out of the mask you. see. normally it's your eyes looking but the. people that see you if a child sees you. he gets scared. you know he'll drop his damn baby ruth. bro and go hug his step daddy or. whoever's with him. you know and so um. anyway so that's what it's like. sometimes that's what it felt like me. for me sometimes in the past years just. kind of anger. and i don't know what i'm angry about. and i'm tired of not knowing.

um and so i'm just trying to get i'm. trying to figure it out. and uh and so anyway that's what's going. on man. and and i just noticed that i was. like uh other people i noticed were i. just i'm not interacting with people the. same the way that i want to be. in like a loving way um. and i'm desperate for that you know. that's the part of life that i like to.

devour every day. really you know when i felt like i was. doing well with it for a while and then. it's been tougher. as of late. and i know there's a lot of stuff in the. world that's making people angry and. making people feel dilapidated in their. spirit. you know there's a lot of like america. that's been. you know a lot of the fabric of our. society. i feel like is being unwoven.

by the media and by. i don't know just people just want to. dismantle a lot of tradition and a lot. of like things that make you feel like. you're. part of a society. you know everything is constantly. challenged and. in society it was always what i felt. like i was in you know i felt like i was. in this. you know this calendar this world you.

know there's just certain little. systems of the day and of the week and. of life that go on that make you. feel like you're part of something. and i think during the disease uh. i think during the disease a lot of that. stuff has gone is. kind of you know well. a lot of it's been impossible to to. spend time over. and as well a lot of media has just.

attacked everything. you know every every place you turn. they're attacking some piece of. something that mints that that even if. it was a. business or a or anything that it meant. something to you it felt like. um and that's okay because i know. different things mean different things. to different people but. uh i think some of that anyways probably. led to some of my angst and some of my. own comfort. and i'm sure a lot of people can relate.

to that and how to not be angry and. and express my anger where to express it. and how to express it as a. as an adult because i'm an adult. so anyway i didn't mean to get all heavy. with that kind of stuff but. i'm just willing to try i'm healthy i'm. willing to try. things that are unique experiences um. and so that's what i'm trying right now. with this ketamine therapy and ketamine. solution so one of my buddies i told him. he's like so damn dude you just been.

doing drugs all day. and i said no man no man uh. you know it's kind of exhausting a. little bit emotionally exhausting. um. but i'm hopeful about it man i'm hopeful. uh. that it i don't know i'm just willing to. try it. i'm willing to try different things baby. you know i'm like that lewis and clark. i'm that emo nemo baby i'll [ __ ] i'll. swim out in the deep dawg. to get a worm baby boy.

so that's where i'm at i just wanted to. let you guys know what was going on. but i just haven't enjoyed some of the. ways of my own behavior. and sometimes i feel like i'm inside of. myself looking out of the holes of. of a shape that i don't even recognize. sometimes. and i'm not being extra hard on myself i. know i am. that's one of the things that we're also. going to try and talk about in this. therapy is why i'm so hard on myself.

and you know uh. and just expectations judge i mean just. all these things i'm just. you know i feel like sometimes i'm. like i'm like i'm a wi-fi and i have. these open browsers spinning. and i can't even see them anymore. you know and they're just different. weird browsers that have been open for. decades in my head. and one of them could be somebody. selling a uh a peanut butter or a banana.

you know or somebody one of them could. be a damn uh. advertisement for draftkings you know. i'm saying you just don't even know one. of them could be that cat playing the. thing. but you don't know they're open because. you're trying to focus on a different. page and do. do life so. i don't know i'm just out there man i'm. out there that's where i'm at uh. but i just wanted to let you guys know.

what was going on and. and try and share a little bit about how. i'm feeling and. uh. and yeah that's it man that's it. you know i don't feel i just feel. hopeful. i don't feel like i'm i just feel. hopeful man. so oh anyway. that's what's going on bro and lady. and everybody we got some great calls.

that came in oh i realized the other day. one of my pet peeves. is if somebody has a toilet seat that. won't go. straight it won't stay up you ever get. that. so you in there you toileting. you know you in there you captain toilet. bro when i get in the bathroom i'm. captain toilet dawg. i'm captain toilet when i get in there. that's me and this is my vessel.

and so if right out the gate the thing. you know that gate that piss gate keeps. coming down. and it's weird it's like your urine is. trying to get into guantanamo bay or. something it just. you know i start streaming and that. thing slowly start coming down. but who who is selling toilets where the. seat doesn't stay up and who's buying. them. you got a test drive. you got to test drive that booty vessel.

baby you got to test. drive. that big uh that big urine gullet baby. because that thing will. i mean a good toilet will do everything. but suck you off and you know that. praise god and i'm sorry for talking. like that today. um all right what else we got we got. some great calls that came in. you know i got a new tour that's going. to be starting up in september the. tickets will go on sale. next week uh very hopeful about that.

and what else um. that's about it really so i want to. uh i want to let you know that you guys. had some calls that came into the. hotline. and as always the hotline is. 985-664-9503. where you can uh check in and be. involved and be a part of the show. i left the ac in in in on.

on here today so if you hear something. it could be the ac. uh but yeah i'm hoping that this therapy. or something. in conjunction with other therapy that. i'm continuing to go to. um you know part of the ketamine's. therapy is that you also go to your own. therapist between. sessions so um. yeah so i'm hoping that it helps me.

i don't know just want to have a. stronger communication with life. on a day-to-day basis. you know uh and i know a lot of that is. has to do with having a higher power and. an internal battle and. and um and i'm fighting on those fronts. but. uh yeah but that's it man i'm. you know i'm nervous but i'm also. excited so that's kind of where i'm at. we had some calls you guys had. suggestions for tour names that came in.

and i've been trying to think it's hard. because dark arts tour man i felt like. we really did it well. and if you came out to that you really. had you know you had a nice time. so um so anyway let's hear some options. that came. in here we go yo theo this. woody g down here in palm beach florida. woody g and that's after a name after if. your penis hits that high note or that. or even a flat you know if you got that.

penis that shows up on that octave scale. baby that's a. woody g let's hear more out here. cleaning pools. cement ponds little kid piss patches. oh yeah and dude the weirdest thing i. always thought honestly. was the kid that got out of the pool to. go inside and pee. why that was always the weirdest kid to. me that fella. that's like hey i'm gonna get out i'm.

gonna dry off. then i'm gonna go inside and pee. dude pee in the pool man. have another freaking hot frank bruh and. pee in the pool huh. jeepers huh onward woody i'm sorry for. interrupting you brother praise god baby. anyway you asked for suggestions on the. new name of your new special. i think let's be honest would be a great. name. because let's be honest you the realest.

best comedian out there. and that'll be the best name for your. new special bro we love you man. take care gang woody thanks man that's. sweet of you to say that man i love you. too. bro you know that's nice you to think of. me and say something nice to me. um you know that's just nice it's nice. that you were called to say something. nice. because usually people sometimes they. call you this you they they'll say. something crazy. yell the n-word or something they hang. up so it's nice to hear something.

positive bro. let's be honest that might be a good. tour name or a good name for a special. we're going to be shooting a special for. netflix over in uh dallas it looks like. in. august but i don't know the dates yet. uh i will let you guys know first. when that goes on sale and uh and. patreoners will. you guys will get a first option too for. uh for some tickets too. so um just letting everybody know those. things. but thank you for that let's be honest.

let's hear another one that came in this. kyle from nepal. what up theo this is uh kyle in napa. california. you might know me as a that guy that's. too handsome to teach brah. uh i sent a video to king steamwhile. back oh yeah now you can't be too. handsome and be working at a school. brother i don't think. it's just risky and you know what i'm. talking about some of you. it's just too risky if you you can't be. fine as hell and rolling up into a high. school. i don't care if you're 50 or 5 or 5.

i just think you're just. you're clocking in with the devil that's. what i feel like. you're clocking in with the devil. it's like when you bring sugar cubes. into an old folks home some of them. [ __ ] can't have. the sweet some of them [ __ ] can't. have the sweet. so when you roll in there. like freaking big donny sucrose.

no you i mean. some of these old ladies in old men. they'll let you hold a titty for a damn. you know. for two little you know for a damn half. a dime worth of uh. of glucose daddy that's just where. they're at so it's just. and that's when you know when you. clocking in for the devil. when you show up somewhere and you know. that what you're doing. you tempting you tempting.

let's hear more baby um but i'm just. sitting at my desk listening to some uh. this past weekend above the show. and uh one of your recent episodes you. said if you had some uh some name ideas. for your upcoming tour to share them so. i. thought of three just kind of thinking. about it um one you bounce around a lot. obviously you're national now living. there so i thought of nobody title. tendencies. so instead of suicidal or homicidals. nomad because you're a traveler. nama title nama title tendencies.

um i like it i think the word nama title. is a bit. uh that could be challenging for some. i'm gonna say that. challenging for some let's hear more. another one you talked about beating the. uh the syndrome. all right so if you have downs they call. it trisomy 21. so you can just be trisomy 20.9. okay because i just cleared that hurdle. baby. you know i just cleared the lord's. hurdle son and you know that is a. that's a risky jump that's a risky jump.

man. he beat it didn't get quiet to 21. then. that last one i heard that song 38. special so i was like. why why say when the bullet hits the. bone when it could be when the mullet. hits the bone. sure whatever you come up it'll be great. if you ever come out here to the bay. area now. california i'll be front row of that. show can't wait to see you. wish y'all the best love the show later. thank you kyle thanks for the suggestion. sir. much obliged um i think.

i'll tell you this i worked on a game. show one time. it was like a chinese game show or. something or japanese no offense if. anybody is chinese or japanese. actually nobody's offended how the how. in the. [ __ ] would i know when. i was 20 years old if you wanted me to. know. at 20 years old if you were chinese or. japanese you would have needed to write. chinese or japanese on you.

or wear a neck brace or something to say. chinese or japanese. you know and i respect japanese people. bro and i respect chinese people. it's china's a little bit definitely. dicier. you know if you want to gamble but with. your. entrails and stuff like that go over to. china. people are always like we could wear. masks forever man they do it in china. if you've been to china it is most.

everyone there is seems very sad. and they do not seem like individual. people. they seem like a group of migratory. workers. for some higher power. that may be samsung and i don't say that. in offense to any chinese people. but i do say that is exactly what i've. seen. so i'ma say that man and i've said that. so that's it what else man let's hear.

one more that came in here we go. what's up theo is ryan from here in. louisville kentucky. i've tried making this video probably. about 18 times and i might try to make. it another 12 but i don't know. my insecure ass but i feel you man i do. that all the time if i'm trying to do a. nice smile. for a lady or something on instagrams or. if i'm sending a photo to somebody. even my own family sometimes i'll try to. make it look decent. you know when man i wouldn't be great to.

feel comfortable enough just to put my. feet forward whatever they are. whatever my hoofs are just to set them. out in the sun. dirty and nasty and nail polish and. fail polish whatever is on them man. stains anything. veins anything damn this is these are my. steppers baby this is what i've been. walking with.

sorry to get into that let's go more. brother thank you for calling and i. understand. i got a name for your upcoming tour let. me know what you think about it. this past quarantine. i don't think i i don't think i don't. think i don't think. uh i don't think a ton about it. i do not think a ton about it but i'm. grateful that you sent it this past. quarantine oh actually now it's growing.

on me now that i said it. this past quarantine. you know i think it would be a good. episode or a good like. i think by the tour if it's a year later. will people still be wanting to think. about quarantine. you know that's what i wonder uh. and then what if some people are you. know masked you know. real massed up i met a guy this morning. okay i'm having breakfast somewhere at a. uh at a damn egg deal and.

i went i thought this fellow was this. man i knew named ryan i went up to him. and said hey are you ryan. he literally had to take off three masks. it was like watching. someone uh. be indoors and then like you know you go. to a ticket window sometimes you're. trying to talk to them they can't hear. you so they come out of the ticket and. come out of the venue or whatever. it was like that i had a way for him to. get this mask and then that one had a. padlock he had to get the key from his.

buddy. you know then he had to uh you know then. he had to push his [ __ ] finger hit a. fingerprint man. the third one to unlock and finally he's. like nah my name's shannon. all right all right guy all right. and i did actually as soon as i noticed. he had three masks i didn't even want to. know him anymore even if it was the guy. i knew. if it would have been ryan i would have. said you know what ryan. i think we're good i think we're good.

um thank you for all the suggestions you. know and uh. and and i appreciate them and who knows. one of those could be it and if i if i. do i'll reach out and discuss it with. you before i just take your name. um we got a couple videos that came in. right here let's see. let's see what uh some of this was and. some decent uh material visual material. oh and this is a car jumping the daytona. beach bridge.

let's go let's go. if you can't see and you can't see it. because this is verbally for some of you. they have basically. they have a bridge that closes. one of those closing bridges and. sometimes it's by like a river. you know i grew up for a while over. there on a chewfunctor river. down there i'm in st tammany parish. louisiana and.

they said that it got its name because. the chef de indians. named it and they got their name. because one of them had taken a large. rock. and thrown it into some water river. multiple water. and that's the sound it made when it. went in. and i always thought man that how. fascinating is that.

how much closer to the earth can you. be than to be the octave or the. the the audio remnant. of the sound of a rock going into water. i mean. damn you on mother nature's tit. baby you doing full milk. and so i always thought that was. fascinating that the rock had made. when they threw it in the water and said. that's what they named their tribe but.

anyway they had one of these bridges. where rich people. it would either every half hour the. bridge would open for boats to go. through. on weekends and every hour on weekdays. so if you were driving you had to stop. and wait it was a couple minutes. and then there was rumor that rich. people could get through whenever they. wanted. so i always hated that [ __ ] but. god i always this person in the video. speeds through the little candy cane. thing that tells you to stop.

you know the little red and white stick. or whatever the stop stick. this dude blasts right through it and. then the ramp is going up so it's. already the road is separated the ramps. are going up on both sides the bridges. and this guy jumps the first one and. lands on the second one. i mean it's not a far jump but. i'll be damn if it isn't damn amazing. and he makes it. i mean it's just starting to separate. he just right through bam he made air he.

had about. almost a full second of hair so. amen to that guy and maybe that's where. we're heading where people start to do. things themselves more. you know what i'm late for work oh well. you know that's one thing i worry about. the the the fabric of our. society being eroded sometimes and. and i'm not saying i'm right with some. of my speculations i'm just.

i don't know over this whole thing it. started to feel like it doesn't matter. what month it is it doesn't matter what. the holidays are it's all. i don't know some of that's just felt. kind of defeating and. and i know there's ways to battle. against that i'm not saying that i'm. defeated. or that we should feel defeated but some. of those feelings have been adding i. think to. just to me not feeling good but um. anyway uh. [Music].

but maybe that's what really people just. creating new pathways baby. creating new pathways saying look this. is how we do it now if you want to make. the jump. if you want to be that bad boy that. daytona beach bridge. buster then get out there because this. dude. it's a wild it's a wild trip and one. thing that's interesting too about the. ketamine therapy they say it builds new. pathways in your brain.

uh to help battle depression so. sometimes with depression you have a lot. of old thought processes. you know your thoughts will travel the. same roads. they get scared to go on new roads you. get stuck on these old roads and they. got potholes and they got. you know people probably [ __ ] on the. side and doing cocaine you know not. cocaine but probably selling. strawberries. and you're like damn i'm not going over. there again bro i'm gonna be full of. fruit and [ __ ]. you know so i ain't doing it and so but.

your thoughts keep going along those. same roads. well part of this therapy is supposed to. make new bridges and your brain synapses. so so it's interesting to see this. bridge because that's not what i feel. like maybe i'm hopeful for. i'm up with some of my thoughts say you. know what i'm gonna try something new. this time. i'm gonna try a new pattern because i. would love to be. off of antidepressants you know it's. crazy to me that every day i have to. take a pill.

i have to take a pill every day it's. been 20 years now. i have to take a pill um what if you. broke your arm. you know i've said this before and if. you sh if you broke your arm if you if. your arm didn't. you know if your arm said oh [ __ ] it. let's do another elbow. you wouldn't wear a cast for 20 years. so the fact that 20 years ago i was. feeling really bummed out about a. relationship or something.

and i went to a therapist and i'm still. on the medicine they gave me. that shit's trying man i should. and it's hard to get off man i'll quit. i'll take i won't take it for two or. three days and i get scared. you know i'd love to be free of that. though and i'm sure a lot of people. would. knowing that every day i have this one. little thing i can't just go out the. door. i gotta go to whatever drawer wherever.

my little medication is and do my little. deal. and deal up. and in college i'll be honest i used to. snore them bro i cracked them [ __ ] up. and snored them dawg. i'd be rolling around you know i wasn't. even high but. i was doing lines of something maybe i. was doing lines of feeling better fam. you know what i'm saying praise god dawg. and i'm going to let you know right now. that you can also. try out super specio.

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and you get 10 off your first month. betterhelp.com. nice nice uh let's take a question here. it came from. came in from this lady right here. beautiful lady this is nicole from. pittsburgh. i have done. that. let's hear more a question for you. um actually first of all it seems like.

you've spent a lot of time in pittsburgh. you always have some. some comments that are very um and. that's true baby girl. and that's true girl baby in pittsburgh. i've been over there. and that's where uh you know they had a. lot of rumors about cordell stewart over. there me and randy in the. in the sand trap over there off of. shinley park. and being randy and being nasty mental. men nasty and that's rumors i don't know. anything about that. and what else did i hear you know they. had uh we went over to shinley once.

and a couple man out there watering the. bushes out there with their own body. salt. you know and uh we saw some stuff and i. got pink eye over there as well. so praise god let's hear it very. accurate. uh second of all since you've had the. mullet for a long time. it seems like you are pretty on trend. with hair and beauty. um so i was wondering how long do you. think it's gonna last and what do you. think is gonna be the next big thing. when it comes to hair whether it be male.

or female. do you think everybody is going to shave. their heads do you think it's going to. be a half and half situation. or do you think everybody's just have. nice long hair. okay well i appreciate the question here. nicole or nice soul. here's what i will will say is that i. will say that i have had this haircut. long before anybody else had it long. before riff raff. long before morgan wallin long before. um countless lesbians.

okay uh rihanna everybody i will say. i've had it. long before. um and i think the trend the next thing. is going to be i think a shaved head but. with. a a cap of some sort. that has an electrical field that comes. out of it like a hologram type of field. where you can create whatever hairstyle. you want. and upload it to your head.

so you can actually create. something thick or. thin or long or straight and i think. that that's probably. 30 years off no i bet we're 15 years off. from that maybe less even. but that's where i see hair going. that's what i see i see hair going there. with an actual skin. like a a layer a thing that you put onto.

your head. and you wear you upload your style. so you could go raggedy ann you could go. [ __ ]. you could go uh. you know thug you could go banker. um you could go. you know uh balding one day. i mean you could meet a girl one day and. she's fine as hook and the next day she. needs keeps.

so it could be anything else. [Music]. let's take another one that came in here. here we go thank you guys for as always. hitting the hotline 985-664-9503. and thanks for being a part of my life. what up theo this is brandon from. louisville kentucky. what's up brendan out there in. louisville and i brought a man i met off. the street to a party once in louisville. and he uh he robbed the place and.

and broke out a window and ran off with. people's purses onward. and i saw you back in 2019 live and. that [ __ ] was lit you killed it brother. but. i wanted to know what you think about a. certain situation going on in the. chili's world. oh so i was bamboozled by the chili's. because there's a company called just. wings. and you order the wings they deliver it. to you but you can pick it up. so i go to pick up these wings at the. location.

that it was on there and. it was a chili's so they're running a. little business. out of chili's a side piece side piece. hustle. what do you think about that they should. just tell you. these are this is chili's and you're. ordering wings from chili's. not try to make some other company and. then have the kitchen workers back there. working all the asses off yeah. and that's called the double up they're.

putting on you lance what's the name. lance brandon. the thing they're putting on you is the. double up they telling you it's a shake. shack but it's a sherman's. shrimp shrimp shuck. okay they telling you it's a claire's. boutique. but it's a clarence's bagel barn. okay they doubling up on you you know. that's. that's secondary fooding also. the secondary footing where they tell. you it's albert's ribs.

but you roll up in this a damn gas. station. you know it's big al's petrol and they. got a couple [ __ ] out there huffing. dorals. and that's the kind of [ __ ] you can you. know they tell you one thing they. selling lemonade and they. get over there and they got a. wheelbarrow like [ __ ] what. and you see somebody put a straw in a. wheelbarrow some guy who's high or. something. some guy who didn't care about his. family. and that's the kind of stuff that has to.

stop man and that's suddenly you're on. doordash or you're on post mates or. something you on one of these apps. and you see nine new restaurants in your. town. but all of them working out of a damn. casey's general are dollar general out. the back. and you got a lady over there big. bridgette or whatever. a brigade you know i knew a girl once. she mispronounced her own damn name said. her name was brigitte. [ __ ] you're bridgette okay you're. bridgette.

okay brilliant. she's like oh it's brigand that's your. name. hi i'm bree. you just have a jet person that rode. around with all the time just hit her. with those jits. hi i'm brady jett hitter with one hi. my name is brick yeah jitter jitter.

jitter. but what i'm telling you is this here. man um. yeah you get a thing you get a you order. something somebody's selling doritos or. some kind of [ __ ]. and it's a damn uh uh sunoco. or it's a damn hobby lobby [ __ ] doritos. in a hobby. so that's where i'm at baby praise god. man. um what else man we got some good calls. that came in so i think just stay aware.

is what i'm telling you brendan. stay aware okay and get your life. together it is together. um here we got a call right here that. came in how can i help. yo theo tyler from texas here. tyler from texas from tyler texas i'm. guessing that would be. unique i just had a quick question man. i know the last couple of episodes. you've been talking about your new house. and me being someone who's wanting to.

buy one here pretty soon. do you have any tricks or tips or. anything you think i should know before. going through that process. anyways love the show bro bring that. special to texas. the lone star state baby we love you. many stars in that state man you're one. of them tyler and thank you for the call. uh you know i do have a suggestion when. it comes to real estate. you know i find that some on some deals.

the agents make too much money i feel. like. and if you're a real estate agent you're. not going to like hearing this. but you know if it only takes you a day. to find the place. and there may you know it's and it's six. percent. three to each agent if you're using an. agent. then one suggestion if you think it's a. hot market. you're not it's going to be easy for you. to find you could offer to the agent hey.

i'm only willing to pay two percent. and some agents will say okay that's. okay. and if they say no i only work on three. percent and then you can decide and do. three percent. if you want but if you only do two. percent when you're buying. then that one percent can go back to. your side of the balance sheet. so you can save a little bit of money. right there. you know that's a one way to do it um.

and it's a more ethical way to do it. because otherwise you have to say to the. agent hey. you know can we do three percent but you. kick me back one percent and that's. illegal. that's illegality so that's one thing i. think if you're looking for a spot. that two percent offer the agent hey. two percent you know because if you're. going to buy a place it's 300 grand. you know that's six six six that's. six six six six six.

eighteen thousand dollars six six six. and they're going to split that each up. nine and nine the agents. so you get that cut so you get in there. and cop that. then you'll get three back on your side. because you're getting one percent back. on your side. so that said i would just like to pay a. two percent agent fee instead of three. percent. and i think sometimes if it's a you'll. find an agent that was willing to do it. you know um and you can do it. respectfully too.

it's just hey this is what i can afford. right now uh this is what i'm willing to. do. and that's just my advice suggestion. it's only because you asked man. and i could be wrong also but thank you. tyler for sending that in. you know we get a lot of suggestions on. here for uh for single moms that are. submitted and i want to thank you guys. for submitting those. if there's a woman you know in your. world. without telling her if you can who you. think would be a good nomination. could just use a little bit of help in.

some small. gesture to do something fun with our. kiddos. we would like to be a part of that and. on behalf of myself and our patreon. supporters. uh that's what we we try to do sometimes. and we got a submission that came in. right here let's hit this. what's up theo i see boy jason in. annapolis maryland. uh we got mother's day coming up i know. you were raised by a single mom out. there role playing santa i was raised by. a single mom. my mom was a bartender and she's just. the hardest working person i've ever met.

strongest strongest man in my life amen. brother. uh so when on a mother's day i just want. to nominate my friend katie. for the single moms she's really great. she has two kids. uh giuliani i think is seven or eight. and colton just turned five yesterday. oh i got a little nephew named colton. man he's a good he's a good kid he's. he has glasses on too omar uh we work. together in a restaurant. she does data entry for a lawn care. service and then. she started her own business uh cleaning.

houses during these. coveted times amen um so i thought this. would put a big smile on her face. and just really be great for mother's. day and uh. i thought it would honor my mom too i'm. always trying to do. whatever i can just a ton of my mom too. amen brother and i feel you there man. enough sweetie to say that. uh yeah it's funny the things we do to. honor. you know the little things we do in. other ways in our lives to honor past. experiences that we've had you know.

that's really one of the beauties of. human connection. is i could have an experience that. happened 10 years ago. that was maybe that went well or didn't. go well or whatever. but i can solve that energy from that. experience or i can. share that energy from that experience. the next time some similar environment. shows up in my life. i can do it different i can do it new. or i can do it the same if it was great. uh.

so i appreciate that man i love your. attitude here. um let's see if we can't give katie a. call man see what's going on with this. beautiful broader here around mother's. hey katie hi hey what's up my name is. theo how are you today. i'm doing good how are you doing i'm. doing all right i guess i could probably. be doing better but that's just who i. am okay you know. how do you usually do you think on a one. to ten. um on average i'd probably say like a.

seven i guess. oh dang okay yeah i do pretty good. that's pretty decent i think you live in. where where do you live at. uh glen burnie oh nice where is that and. who is that. glen burnie it's in maryland so i don't. even know you but. one of your friends there's somebody. named jason that we do a thing on our. podcast for single moms and it's just. like a fun thing i was raised by a. single mom and so. he thought that he would uh he would. recommend somebody that he admires who's.

a single mom and so he. recommended you oh that was so sweet. yeah that's pretty nice of him what's. jason like him you can be honest. uh jason's funny i don't know if i can. use uh bad words or not on here but. i've used a couple you can use two i. think that's fair. i don't think this one i can use it's. kind of like. it's kind of like a um a joke just.

between me and him. oh it is oh he's just c-u-n-t. i'll see you next tuesday they say it. exactly. okay i you know we get along we both. have uh. kind of dirty senses of humor i guess or. just evil little but not really evil. yeah yeah part-time evil i feel you yeah. pte i feel you there um well yeah he. just recommend he just like uh. you know as soon as we do something fun. like um so we just wanted to give you.

just a gift to do something with your. kids we just wanted to send you 750. bucks to go do something fun with the. kiddos no way. yeah it's not much but we know it's. something that you could go do something. kind of. nice what god that is so nice. well you're really welcome what do your. kids like to do. uh they like to ride their bikes um play. get into trouble you know typical. typical kids are they decent children he.

said one of them is named colton and one. was named julianna. juliana juliana spanish huh she spanish. no my mom's name is julian. oh that's cute are you guys italian oh. yeah. we're italian german irish just a little. bit of everything. oh yeah somebody conceived on a boat. right there that's something really that. was conceived on a vessel i think. yeah one of my great grandmom actually. came over on a boat. so oh there you go that'll do it.

um yeah i just thought it was really. sweet that he thought of you you know he. must think pretty highly of you. that is awesome that i can't believe he. did that that's he messaged me and he's. like you need to answer the phone. blah blah blah and i was like i don't. know what's going on like. you never know what to expect with him. he's he's a great guy. oh that's cool awesome that's so amazing. yeah that's sweet yeah i'm glad uh so. what um. what do you usually like to do what. would be something fun to go do with the. kids you think like what's something fun. with the summer coming up that kids like.

to do i think. in the summer um maybe like an amusement. park would be fun. like king's dominion or uh six flags is. kind of. six flags is fun. so that would be cool or like a water. park. yeah water park's good too but a lot of. pink eye at the water park i feel like. that's just me. you know maybe i've been at some naughty. water parks you know what i'm saying. dirty water park i might have been to. some seedy ones bro.

i might have been to some late night. water parks you know what i'm saying. um but that's really sweet and so do. your kids go to school. uh yes right now um because of kova they. can only go two days a week so we do. homeschooling three days. um i'm fortunate my mom helps me with. their homeschooling while i work. um but yes they're in school my son is. in. pre-k and my daughter's in second grade. oh that's. cute and what's something that you.

really like about each one of the kids. just so that if they ever watch us. 30 years from now that they'll have. something nice to remember. um my son is hilarious. he's just goofy funny. um but he's also very sweet like he just. wants to cuddle with me all the time. and always tells me he loves me and i'm. his best friend. oh that's sweet yeah he knows how to. play me. oh okay so he's a little bit of a ladies. man he's starting with that main bird in.

the house mom. oh and then um my daughter is just. she's very smart and uh helpful. like she helps me with colton. you know she'll pick out his clothes. sometimes she'll. you know wake him up and she's just. anything i ask her to do she will do it. no lip just she's like just a good kid. very good makes her makes her bed.

yeah she might be a jordan peterson fan. you have to get her to read this jordan. peterson when she can read better but. um that's awesome man that's really cool. it sounds like you got like a group that. you can handle that's really cool. yeah it's it's been a rough journey but. i mean. we're we're making it and i'm grateful. every day that i have them. yeah well that's awesome to hear yeah. sometimes we all like. a lot of our listeners i do a podcast. that's why i'm sitting in this place i'm. not in like a roof. like a this isn't like juvenile.

detention or whatever but. and this looks like a funeral parlor too. as well behind me i do want to apologize. about the curtainage. but um yeah so a lot of our listeners. are raised by single moms so it's just. fun to like still stay a part of that. universe so. um we just want to let you know that. people are thinking of you. and that uh that and that jason's. thinking of you too so. uh we hope you guys go do something fun. and and uh that's it you can just go on. about your day. thank you you better.

well we love you and you know i just. wish when i was young sometimes somebody. would have helped my mom out even just. something little you know. because i know it's really it's not hard. but it's just. i don't know sometimes we all want. people to just. know that we all want to know we're. cared about a little bit sometimes you. know. yeah i really appreciate it oh you party. no look i'm crying too so jesus christ. i'm a damn man i'm supposed to be a damn. adult. um but tell your mom we said thanks for.

uh thanks for helping out with the. studying that's sweet of her. all right i will thank like you know. yeah. thank you so much that really it means a. lot to me and. i'm going to message jason as soon as i. get off the phone with you. yeah you make sure to call them that. magic word you call them too all right. yeah okay. and uh whenever i come up and i'm close. you got to come out and see a show we'll. get you a sitter that night and give you. a night off and you got to come see a. comedy show bring your mom out.

absolutely i'd love to okay deal that's. the deal. all right well have a nice day katie we. appreciate you. all right thank you i really appreciate. you too. okay have fun all right you're doing. good bye bye. thanks man that's sweet. you know she's a sweet lady and uh and. sweet young lady and i better catch this. i bet. man it's just a fun world to imagine you. know. a mom just having fun with her children. and the little daughter helps out.

sometimes. and the little guy he's trying his. little best but he's you know he's being. funny and goofy and. you try to get mom to smile when you can. and make her laugh. and you know. uh all that stuff is just all so. valuable to. the the way that stuff resonates in a. child as they get older. you know um it's cool. and thank you uh anyway uh.

jason for submitting her and um and. that's fun. that's fun man those are like that's. just fun it's just fun to have a moment. where it's like. this is life you know this is life. and that's beautiful and it makes me. like. it almost goes back to what we're just. saying a few minutes ago about like. we can take moments from in our lives. and make them different now. you know we can have another connect you. know there's.

there's two ends to a trail you know and. so you can have this one in but you. could. you can you can kind of take the other. end and attach it how you will. and where you will and how it meets the. world. and some of my trails i'm just going to. down cul-de-sac and baby i'm out here. c-sacking daddy you know. dizzy daddy out here on the c-sac tip. and so those are some of the things i.

want to try to get help with in my life. where i'm trying to. you know try different ways to get help. and. just not giving up it's the same reason. why i go run and why i do yoga and why i. do so i don't want to do those things a. lot of times but i. want but part of me really does want to. you know. i want to get i want to try. and challenge myself with the things. that are a little uncomfortable here and. there. but thank you for everybody that. participated thank you for the name. suggestions we'll have the montage at. the end.

of all the ones that came in i'm still. thinking about it i'll put up a. post on ig for. the tour dates that are coming that will. start in. i think on the third or fourth they go. on sale. uh and. what else i don't know a name for the. tour so it'll just be theovon live. we'll just put that out there or. something some name. some regular name like tell you know. alan or something. until we get it ready until we get it uh.

finessed finessed but. um thank you guys. thank you guys and uh you guys be good. to yourselves. you know you deserve it man we all do. you know on the way out let's hear a. little bit of matthew. casio runs in the family.

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aren't we. you know i'm glad to be in this. wet with you uh here's a montage of some. extra suggestions that came in thank you. guys for being a part of my life. gang how about uh the core. 21 tour or the corvon 21 tour. single moms tour why don't you call the. poor. maul it over the uh rat out of the cage. tour. despite all your rage you'll be out of.

the cage brother if you're touring. you're feeling the corvette comeback. tour take it or leave it. the tennessee tighten up tour a clock. that i'm cut from. i think let's be honest would be a great. name. why why say when the bullet hits the. bone when it could be when the mullet. hits the bone. sure whatever you come up it'll be great. if you ever come out here to the bay. area nap california. i'll be front row of that show can't. wait to see you wish you all the best. love the show. later.