Up to Nothing | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #274

you know the strangest thing you can ask. someone right now is what are you up to. or what have you been up to have you. have you had someone ask you that yet. hey man what are you up to. why what am I'm up to nothing I'm up to.

nothing what there's nothing to do wha. hey man what you been doing nothing. hey hey buddy I'd know nothing do do you. understand I you know I I've realized. one of my buddies is a psycho path or.

psycho whatever it is psychopath he's. like hey man what do you been doing huh. oh me oh yeah man I just been you know I. just travel we went to the waterslide. last weekend and um you know we went to. DiMaggio's you know that restaurant. nothing I've been doing nothing the same. thing that everybody has been doing no. matter who you are right now you're.

doing I don't care if you are Walter. Disney you're doing nothing even people. that are smoking DMT right now no matter. how hard a hit they take nothing happens. because there's nothing to do except. podcast I guess let's go. [Music]. yep is that same song baby.

mmm hello I'm just selling off your. front porch Waldron how could I be so. far oh and my mom is somewhere else but. when I found it our patch up where it's. been hey man what you been up to man now.

I'm just floating on the breeze and I. feel I'm full and like these leaves I. must be gonna stop. but when I reach that round I'll share. this piece of my life I can feel it. enough thought it's gonna change. little town live at a time maybe some. tick-tock for me to sell that parking.

brake. and let myself. [Music]. and tell you my story. [Music]. [Music].

hey man what you been up to nothing. nothing absolutely nothing there's. nothing to do I think like there's. nothing I mean I have been people like. what you been doing well honestly what. I've been doing usual stuff I do really. try not to masturbate or do. self-pleasure do self bust I have been I.

have learned I I've learned that I can. cook and then I've learned that I don't. know any good recipes that's what I. learned I learned like okay I'm I'm. willing to cook like I find myself just. making something that's around my. apartment like oh okay I'll have a.

little bit of lettuce and oatmeal. oh there could be something you know I. found myself less mixing oh yeah yeah. I'll have a pop-tart and I'll have you. know I have a pop-tart and I'll have two. orange halves or orange you know just. like wild mixes okay I'll have a little. you know some cuts of um London broil. and uh and you know and maybe for babies.

snicker and that's the dinner just the. the the connect like things that connect. there that the the it doesn't matter. anymore it you you know before corvid it. was like the the the afternoons. connected to the lunchtime the evenings. connected to the dinner but now we don't. matter the breakfast is connected to the.

midnight snack. it don't matter Oh rise and shine you. know I got half a bag of Cool Ranch. Doritos and um and you know a third of a. cup of uh you know baby marshmallows for. you and don't forget to have don't. forget to squeeze uh you know a chunk of. lime in your mouth and and that's it. it's just you know the there's the I'm.

just saying that you can have whatever. you want right now and it can be a meal. you don't even have to mix things like. before pre pre corvid you had to mix. stuff oh you want to make a cake you. need to get an egg do an egg in a bucket. do a flour do some milk or some leche. some Mexican milk and do it like that. and do it and mix it up and throw some. sprinkles in it and put on doing oven. and then to do damn you got a cake you.

got a birthday you got a complete on yo. you know circle a cake but now don't. matter you want to crack an egg. in your mouth you want to take half a. dram of water a little bit of milk eat a. quarter stick of butter you know high. two packets of um sugar under your. tongue of sugar in the raw BAM son you. know you've had some cake there's just.

the the the template is kind of blown. out oh it's lunchtime why don't you have. a freaking porterhouse steak with a. Chobani yogurt. why don't you do you want to peel it a. little do a Chobani daddy do that little. you know how to how to half a. gram of yogurt in your little cousins. jaw and then you know and then beat his. little ass if you have to sorry you know.

let him you know don't just hit him like. in the back and like in the fat areas. don't hit him anywhere ever it's could. hurt him what's going on I don't know I. don't I don't it's the dumbest what's. going on. not uh not a Spanish nothing nothing is. going on I've been at home I don't even. know it's out it's nice to not have to.

set your alarm clock didn't I know some. of you have children you can't relate to. it but it's nice to not have to set your. alarm you know I don't need an alarm for. anything right now. I don't need I don't it doesn't would if. it's it doesn't matter if it's 11:50. p.m. or 4:00 a.m. I can watch another. episode of shits Creek and then go back.

to bed doesn't matter doesn't matter if. it does it does it nothing matters. nothing my what's go what's going on. nothing nothing I'm just trapped playing. with the Devils that are inside of me. that's what I'm doing most of the time I.

want to thank you guys for supporting. the cast that's for damn sure that is. for DES that is for damn sure. what's going on I've been I guess I've. been feeling like a lot of things during. this recently I've been feeling like. well I've been taking pretty good care. of myself you know I've been doing a. good bit of um outdoor action running. walking you know I'll pretend like I.

lost something in my area or something. go look for it look for a missing animal. look for a you know like oh my cousin's. car got stolen. I'm we know we're looking forward have. you seen it people like nah nah nah but. you keep looking you know just anything. to kind of get out of the house you know. what else I've been rolling out my body. and I know.

some people they say you get on the foam. roller if you've seen it it's a it's. like a pipe but it's made out of foam. it's like a foam piping piece like a fat. little foam pipe and you lay your body. on it. and you just ride your body back and. forth on it I mean if this thing could. get pregnant it would get pregnant and. you just slide your body your legs. especially your thighs here your.

buttocks here the area between your nuts. and your knees whatever that is leg and. you slide that up and down this some. foam roller and it alleviates your. tension I mean it you'll see a damn. ghost fly out of your ass like it this. thing will loosen the muscle tension. inside of you it really does it just. loosens it all up so I've been doing.

that full-body like doing my triceps on. it my bicep like laying on in just sheer. agony just and just I mean till it just. hurts so much man. till just like and it's this big black. pipe kind of thing and it's like it just. feels like it's just I mean just just. taking my muscles virginity you know. just ruse just terrorizing these.

really kind of like if you ever seen an. episode of that black. pornography and it's women kind of. getting attacked by big large black you. know penises and penis and it has that. sort of ambiance to it just and just. rolling you're just I mean rolling my. chest is rolling everything out. so I've been doing that what else that's.

him and not that there's not you know I. went to the park the other day I look at. some dog people out there with a dogs um. and when I was growing up your boy. Daniel in my neighborhood some of you. guys know about him and some of y'all. don't and he was the kind of dude that. would you know he would uh tell you like.

maybe if you were having a licorice. chunk or um if you were having a a bit. of honey candy he would tell you oh. they're poisonous they're poisonous and. you'd spit it out on the table and he. would take it and eat it he was that. kind of man he was a like he was just. second-hand sugar he didn't carry tricky. out of your own sweet and then he would. polish that batch off right in front of.

you and um anyway his father had trained. they had a dog. this little disgruntled little dog in. the UH this little I got on if it was. like a beagle or like a damn like an. Australian kind of beagle kind of like a. kind of enough like an Australian kind. of beagle sort of hound but it would um.

named muscle was the dog's name and it. would they trained it to kind of I guess. kind of hump or dogs other dogs at. the dog park so we'd go down there they. had this kind of dog and it wasn't. really a dog park back then when I was. growing up it was just a lot of dogs. would meet up usually to eat or to look. at each other and you'd see a dog. walking by or one dog whatever you know.

uh you know he would the owner would. paint something on the side of him like. a political slogan or just all kind of. like an animal meet up and. um and they had their little dog a. little muscle and this thing could. I'll be honest it's the only dog I've. ever seen that could run up behind. another dog and jump it it was real so. it had long legs in the front but was. short legged in the back and this thing.

could hump like a dam like a speed bump. this thing could hump like a. like an extended cab camel this thing. had that up-down up-down up-down going. and it could run and jump up into the. air and land Weiner Weiner into another. animal and so this little thing it was. like the damn Robin Hood of. really and you'd see it run up and just. jump onto another animal in and they had.

trained it to do sex so it was just. baffling man it was just blew my mind. every time we go to like the little dog. meetup and they had you know when little. muscle would show up and this thing boy. you'd see the other owners be like aw. here comes a little muscle man that. little damn Bill Cosby out here this. little thing just not afraid to really. sexualize other animals but what else.

what's going on man nothing nothing. what's for breakfast huh uh veal. parmesan sounds good sounds good what. else uh head trick you on that one let's. take some calls man nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three. I've been running I've been trying to. take care of myself physically and I've.

been doing a lot of meditation and and I. am let me see here that as my damn lungs. I'm like 45 days I'm not 45 maybe 44. days of no. but I wanted one yesterday man I'm. wanted one I had up I was talking like. an ex-girlfriend Mike's girlfriend and.

just man we just kind of got into it and. just made me want a damn cigarette it's. crazy how like relationship. conversations and things like that can. really get my damn could really get the. just get my goiter you know I'm serious. me and that type of stuff can really. just I mean just makes me just I mean.

it'll just makes me want to hide my own. penis inside of my ass you know just I. hate that kind of stuff just I don't. hate it but I don't like it man I don't. like that kind of stuff that kind of. stuff just makes me uncomfortable but. life and life's life is up this life is. an uncomfortable thing isn't it. isn't life an uncomfortable thing.

sometimes and they don't teach you that. in school they don't have a class that. you think for one hour on a Thursday. they'd had everybody meet in the gym. they would have us meet in the gym for. anything Oh kids are pissing on the. heaters and doing you know big yellow. steam in there every every you know. every afternoon and so they got to have. a convention in the gym tell her we're.

gonna smell everybody's dick and nobody. of course I'm everybody's dying laughing. but people playing yellow smoke in there. people playing a little bit of. you know Vietnam a little bit of uh you. know people playing a little bit of. Agent Orange or something in there and. pissing on the thing on the heat on the. here and uh toilet. but whatever man whoo I don't even know.

what I'm talking about. welcome to the podcast what's going on. man what have you been up to. there's nothing to be up to that's why. that's why that is why let's get a call. that came in here we go. [Music].

21st birthday we've been together for. about seven and a half years and were. raised 21 I'm 20 but anyways we're big. fans of you damn y'all been together. seven and a half years and you guys. don't even know how old y'all are you. guys are young huh. damn I drink y'all's damn blood huh. homeward he took me to yourself it's on. my birthday this past August and I was. wondering if you could help me out and.

somehow send me a video of you saying. happy birthday jury or happy birthday. sterling this is legal name oh hell yeah. there's nothing I love more than. somebody that has a legal name don't you. love that. what's my name my name is Alan but my. legal name is Carondelet yeah my name is. uh Tucker but my legal name is vacuum.

Nathan. like hanging vacuum Nathan damn let's. hear more startling let's hear let me. hear more about this little mf'er that. would mean so much to me and he might. his pants I'm only kidding out our. video for you. no no no honey I'm trying to stay off. the pornography and you know that but I. appreciate it homeward. but yeah my number is.

let me try them real quick let me try. this young buck and see if we can get. that get him on the line real quick him. I wish him a damn HB he deserves it I. think what have you been doing man. that's what I'm gonna ask him what is. her name Bethenny sorry.

you. your call has been forwarded to an. automatic voice-message system. is not available at the tone please. record your message.

when you have finished recording you may. hang up or press one for more options. happy birthday to you happy birthday to. legal names darlin happy birthday dad. rooster.

[Music]. happy birthday dad rule. [Laughter]. what's up Drew's girlfriend this is Theo. von I'm just calling just wanted to say. thank you for the call and for offering. me the opportunity to wish drew sterling. a happy birthday and um and I hope he.

lives it up man you guys are in. quarantine I hope you guys make it. happen get y'all a baby get y'all of. something you know buy adopt our little. Dalmatian do something nasty do. something wild or get a baby and put. little black spots on him. get that spot at baby that little uh. Patrick my home was boy that patty maja. you can do it and I love you man I just. want to tell you guys I love you send. this to Drew for me because um you only. left his number on here but a happy.

birthday man and keep your head up out. there. and I'd ask you what you've been doing. but nobody's been doing anything so you. gotta be well yeah man a feisty today I. feel that's how I feel I feel feisty I. feel feisty um I just feel I feel fiest. straighted that sort of feeling and I.

feel damn Feist Rader brothers nothing. to watch dude there's nothing that. there's nothing to watch there's nothing. let's take some calls that's what we do. have we have each other so let's get a. few calls in here gang brother homework. CEO what up it's your boy Nathan from. Minneapolis dirty Nate over there from. Minneapolis and you know nick swardson. is from over there and he really that.

man is really they call him the he. really has uh actually he told me the. other day he has Corona Rio which is. when you have you know fluid stool and. also corvid baby gang on word and. I'm just calling to say thanks I was. just listening to uh one of the episodes. from the other week I think it's called. perspective gadget you got on this. about our items on a sale rack and that.

just I don't even know how to. describe how funny that was to me I. started kicking the air I'm by myself. outside my place doing a little American. spirit and cracking up so hard that I. just started kicking the air I have no. idea where oh yeah that o2 dojo bro. that's at o2 dojo we need to start. kicking the air bro. wait till you put the air into a.

damn rear naked choke wait till you. start doing that wait till you start. getting to that next level where you. freaking you know what I'm saying you'll. call them up on the top rope and jump on. to nothing and just leg drop absolutely. nothing at all. gang okay from but that's what you. brought to my life so thanks man love. you love you too brother thank you for. the call man thank you for the call out. there getting some vibe and enjoying. yourself and and just feeling something.

yeah there's like there's there's no. sports there's no sports so I mean if. some people are stuck in there imagine. if you are a person who has too often it. doesn't work at home and your wife died. and you guys don't spend much time. together it's been like that for years. and suddenly y'all are stuck together. I wonder how these domestics are doing.

if anybody out there is an officer of. the law I would love to know if you. could hit the hotline nine eight five. six six four nine five zero three and. let us know if the the amount of. domestics has gone up yeah there's no. sports anything anything anything could. become a sport I mean they're gonna put. you know ESPN one of the famed networks. famed sporting networks they're having.

their showing down people you know they. have a Charles Barkley making a. casserole now I mean anything could be a. sport domestic disputes. I wouldn't be surprised if that becomes. you know if they start to make leagues. or a tournament you know like oh damn. you know Tiffany sure beat the out. of Randle last week but it's best two. out of three so let's see how this. shakes out let me do this - let me tell.

you also if you're bored in your house. what you have to be you know why because. what you've been up to. - not another mop them up then literally. I fell asleep with half a mouth full of. bugles and I had just went to bed. I just ate half of a carton of frosting. and I'm playing hide-and-go-seek with my. kid and I've been hiding for four hours.

and he's never gonna find me because I. drove down the block to the supermarket. parking lot and I'm sitting here in my. car and watching other men sit in their. cars that's why. and speaking of that when I was growing. up they had um you know they had a a lot.

of men in adult men I mean not uh not. like real hairy kids I'm talking about. fully adult men a man you could tell he. had a the kind of guy was not afraid to. put up you know half a mouthful of. Copenhagen in between his penis and his. nuts. then take the dip in that way that long. route when I was young a lot of men.

different men troubled men men who had. holes in their shirts type of guys you. know older men as well guys like Bryan. Callen who you know I don't know if you. know him or not he's a he kind of he. modeled for a bit he modeled for. actually he he elfin the Shelf is based. on him his body typing and a mythical. youth but a lot of men would go to the.

winn-dixie and park out in front of it. and uh cry and stuff in her car and. drinking and it was this was before they. had self-help and all that this before. you could get help for yourself and men. would drive up an errand you know drink. and sit in her truck drink pleasure.

themselves some time with a booklet with. a booklet you know a lot of and I. hate to say that word sorry and I should. have told you I was gonna say it and I. didn't I'm sorry I didn't but I'm. telling you right now I'm gonna say it. one more time right now so if you don't. like hearing it don't hear it when I say. it but me and we'll get out there and. get a booklet and touch they touch. their penis and you know keep petting. their own penis until.

until something came out of their body. it's a little bit of a jack you know. what I'm saying. that body sauce bruh a little bit of. God's front wash you know what I'm. saying that starter that starter sauce. but with that said um this episode is. brought to you by better help better. help is a real and forthright group that. will assess your needs and match you.

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tighten up his ability and and really. get them you know that guy thought he. was just gonna I mean that guy didn't. know if he was about to lock his own you. know just duct tape a damn hot pizza to. the side of his head or what and we got. some ha some stuff for him sorry I'm. I'm on some coffee brought me. honest I've been off coffee for about 10. days maybe 12 probably 10 and that. today bro I had a cup dawg.

hmm but I feel like honest I could. reaching him on bud and and and find. something new that's how I mean that's. where I'm kind of coming from at this. moment so this coffee got me shook man. got me shook up brought like a damn. Christmas globe you know and I were one. time I went to India and I bought a. Christmas globe because things are hella. cheap in India I mean like a nickel a.

dime a 50 cent and I got a Christmas. globe in there and inside of it it had a. picture of a snowman and he had a little. sign and it said Just Married Christmas. that's what it said on it and that's one. thing I loved about India you you could. get things that and they it up. every time they it up. it would say happy Halloween right and.

it would have a picture of the Easter. rabbit and in his basket he would have. like a um he would have like a little. day in his basket he would have like a. basket ball in there and it would say. Merry Christmas you're like why but. that's India bro if you want some real. wild go to India dog they. got it and you could walk as far as you. want in India they don't give a damn if.

you want to walk somewhere start walking. dog the cops pull you over where you. going Oh Delhi New Delhi Old Delhi. double/double Delhi Doga and they'll be. like well when when you gonna get there. if I'm supposed to get there in November. like all right good luck do you could. get out of any crime you know I was. opposed to be in Nashville the other day.

this past weekend for uh for that comedy. show Friday night and and I'm so sorry. that that didn't happen and uh yeah just. I wish I got to see everybody I miss it. you know I miss being able to be out. there and. and seeing people and I'm glad I'm. having I'm feeling that way I'm glad I'm. you know I'm just missing everybody you. know I miss I just I don't know I mean I. just I just miss everybody.

so I guess that's one thing when people. say what have you been doing I guess. I've been missing everybody you know. let's take some other calls that came. here here we go. hey you know my name's Tony from Wichita. Kansas. hey there Tony and Tony is a nickname. also for Anthony or Antonio homeward I'm.

just listing your podcasts right now and. you're talking about the seniors not. being able to have prom and all we've. missed and I'm one of those students I'm. a senior this year cancelled prom I. don't know when I'm going to be able to. walk the stage for graduation my. birthday is on April 17th and I was. going to sign at my school to a college. for wrestling and now I can't have any. of that and it's just man it's hard. doing online school being stuck in the.

house all day man I love your show okay. gang brother yeah that's I mean I yeah I. mean I can't imagine we talked a little. bit about it last week I can't imagine. that you know you can't you uh you know. you got to sneak around if you want to. touch a titty or do something and at. your age I look I'm gonna say this I'm. gonna tell you you know at your age. there's probably some women you're like.

I don't know if I'm really into them but. if they want to mingle touch that titty. baby okay because later in life you will. want to remember touching it even if it. was mediocre you know I remember a girl. over there in um North Carolina and. that's one of the premier 50 states over. there near the East Coast but kind of in. the south kind of people kind of don't. know where it is. and it starts with north even though.

it's in the south so it's obviously also. lost but a beautiful place man they got. mountains they got valleys they got all. kind of. and the ones like oh they had a girl. there her breasts felt like a pair of. damn uh diapers really you know. baby diapers and when you squeeze you. ever seen a baby's diaper when it's full.

if you get that hot little that bottom. sac on a baby and they fill that thing. up that thing there's nothing more kind. of fun really than seeing a full diaper. hang off a baby's bottom this is. funny you know what I'm saying when I do. that baby is badass that's kind of a. Tony Stewart of babies if you see a. bunch of babies run around and um oval. or a big track or circle or even just. run by you and you see a couple of them. got clean diapers and then that one baby.

goes by with that fat bat. caboose bruh and that thing is just you. know that that rump has been chunking. bruh that thing's been front dripping. dog and that diaper is full got damn or. something really you're like oh that's. the Tony Stewart of babies right there. but anyway this lady's breasts were like. that and when you kind of squeeze them. they stayed in the shape you squeeze. them in which is unprecedented really if.

you think about that you know really. think about it think about it uh the. titty or something that looks like a. titty okay think about it you got the. thought okay now squeeze it or something. now take your hand off and it stays in. the squeezed shape and you didn't. squeeze hard you squeeze just a decent. amount. you know you squeeze just a Cosi the.

normal amount of squeeze a titty would. want and it's. days like that praise God brother but. that's how this lady so and I remember. the next day I had written up there with. a band a group of a group of musicians. were they called this is when I was. living in Charleston South Carolina over. there this band man they let me get on.

the stage sometimes and I would wear. small shirts and the shirts didn't fit. me that well because I hit a late growth. spurt in my and but I hadn't really. purchased made any purchases to to you. know really cover myself since the spurt. and um Jesus I'm going off track uh what. I'm telling you is this dude. that if you get a chance bruh go and you.

you just you you won't regret it usually. you won't regret reach them for that. opportune hit bruh you won't regret it. man you're not gonna think years later. man. good thing I didn't you know put a. couple dollars in the tank and go over. there and touch a little breast touch. that big front knuckle you feel. me so but anyway man what was your.

problem yeah dude I'm sorry you can't go. to prom man that should has. heartbreaking and and that you know not. to imagine being a senior in high school. is you're so excited you know it's your. year may you get to walk around one of. your friends has a beard all of a sudden. you're like damn Jake he's like yeah I. know. oh yeah oh you know things are happening. and one of you you know one of your. friends gets knocked up little Deandra.

you're like damn Deandra. just going on in huh yeah well guess. i'ma keep it oh ha ha. Deandra you know people are making. choices one of your and you don't get. that you don't get to see that every day. you don't get that experience man I mean. I am real sorry man it's heartbreaking. bro it's heartbreaking but I think that. there's gonna be others so there's gonna.

be some other great experience in your. life that's going to happen because of. this there's gonna be some way that this. shakes out that's gonna be pretty. awesome man. will it be as awesome as your senior. year of high school though I do not know. bro I don't want to lie to you man and. did not have prom think about people not. having prom right now um that's got to. be hectic not having prom there are.

people there there's youngsters missing. the prom that's why I said that we. should have Amazon prom you get a box in. the mail it's got a pro hole prominent. in the box. you know it's $13 it's $60 for the. upsell you know you get the you know you. get you get the whole thing in the box. you get a little thing of um lights some. Christmas lights you know you get a. poster it says uh you know a night to.

remember or um you know a walk in the. smog or something you get that you know. you get a corset you get up you know you. get a picture of two people eating um. overpriced Italian food you that you get. then you get somebody vomits and for an. extra 13 dollars so that they somebody. vomits in your car an hour later. that's prom that's Amazon prom you know. Tiffany don't have a bra so she got a.

borrow ah Janet's you know what a Jan. it's a piece of leg hosiery um you know. uh what is it called um panty one of. them you know uh Nana leg. it looks like like a panty no I'm. talking about they got a tire um what is. that hosiery they got a tie a hosiery. under a breast and they got a borrow. that that's Amazon one of those is in.

there you know you get a hit of acid. somebody gave you don't even work that's. in there too that's six dollars do you. got it Amazon prom you get everything. you get that angry parent that shows up. when you making out with you know with a. girl everybody calls big Reno. that's her nickname and you know her mom. comes out yelling and damn Mazda over. there Mazda s 6 or whatever and she. comes out and tries to fistfight you in.

the yard because y'all over there. necking you know you get to pretend like. your dates dress looks good even though. she looks absolutely ridiculous. that's prom Ross Amazon prom you get all. that in the box man you get all that in. the box this Mike just broke whatever. its life man but dude I Love You Man and. I'm sorry you know you don't get that. and look I'm a you know you you don't.

get that special you don't get to go. over to somebody's house and there's a. keg and some one of your friends. get to alcohol poisoning gets to go to. the emergency room you don't get it you. know it's heartbreaking you don't get to. take photos and then you have to take a. big group photo with a group of people. you don't even freaking know and that. cost you an extra six dollars and. everybody's got acne you don't even I. mean people hit and grow spurts even. somebody starts at the problem they're.

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have a prediction that that Hillary. Clinton is going to end up running. against Donald Trump's and here's what's. gonna happen. because Joe Biden's is really I mean. he's disappeared I don't know he just. he's aging quickly it seems like and if. he's not then I believe it's being made. to look like he is right so if he is.

physically unable to run which can. happen they the delegates the the. prophets I don't know this part but the. Democratic Party I don't know who I. don't know exactly how but this is true. that the Democratic Party can put up a. new candidate they can just say oh he's.

too sick you know he can say I'm too. sick I can't do it I can for whatever. reason and then at the last minute they. can but this is our candidate so I have. a feeling that that's what they're gonna. do that the Democratic Party's gonna. slip Hillary in there the last second. because it takes off the road that's all. that that beat down on the road all that. hard the you know the um all you know. Biden took that he took all that that. her motion he took all the commotion.

that was going on and then he kind of. took all the bullets and then Hillary. gonna stroke there at the last second so. I just have a feeling man because if. that that's a true thing like I think. Frank Franklin Roosevelt had. a couple of terms and then he was too. sick he was too sick I think to to run. during like his last term or something. or when he was running for his last term. he was too sick to run and they had a. sub him out they basically sub him out.

so you can people can be subbed out and. they don't have to go to like a whole. like everyone doesn't have to vote again. from their party and stuff like that. they just the delegates choose the. delegates choose like okay this is who. we've decided boom so just kind of wild. but that's my predictions man. I predict that that's gonna happen I. just wanted to get that out there um. what else let's get to a couple more.

calls here man here we go. yo do it often from cap California hey. Austin thanks for callin brother I got a. little question that since they're. planning on doing back Dean for this. coronavirus let's just say it turns in. the I am legend turns everybody into. zombies if I don't get it do I run for.

the hills with my girlfriend or do I. leave her behind and take my little Shih. Tzu puppies Mac and Cooper I appreciate. your input. Thank You Man it's very you know that's. a sad scenario brother and um and I. think uh you know it's hard it's hard. it's hard to choose but you take max and. Cooper you take max and Cooper man and I.

wish the three of you guys the best of. luck man I mean imagine you're gonna. make be able to make beautiful tik toks. with those animals let's take another. call man. here we go gang Theo Andrew from Texas. listening to you the past podcast and. you know you've seen a lot of stuff. about how no if you choose to have kids. maybe that's on you if you ain't got. food at home and. I'm supposed to care you I agree with.

that but at the same time a lot of. people are out of work right now a lot. of people don't have getting a paycheck. you know so it's like if a lot of people. were living paycheck to paycheck to. begin with I know you know what that's. like and you know a lot of times people. don't have food for their kids you know. past paycheck to paycheck and then and. then now the sudden yeah. they got no job so I think that's just. something to be mindful of when you got. a lot of listeners that uh you know kind.

of rely on you for positive influence. and advice maybe you just take it easy. on people a little bit right now a lot. of people are out of work and that's not. that fault you know it's not really. necessarily on them and when the. government shuts it down maybe it's on. the government to picture backup give. people some paychecks that's. right so game brother I appreciate the. Coleman I appreciate the constructive uh. you know not even criticism I wouldn't.

call it I would just say I appreciate. your your your thoughts man yeah I think. what about when I was you know and this. is from last episode I remember I was. talking about you know that it's it's. our responsibility like you're your. parent you're your children's government. that if something you know your kids. don't have something that's really and I. don't have children but it is you're. gonna be that your kids look at you as.

their government you know yeah I don't. know if I was really saying that I got. you know and maybe I should not. clarified but I think I was saying more. that our government is just like it's. just I just think this is a good time. for us to recognize that we we need to. be prepared you know we need to be. prepared for stuff I mean this past week. I went and bought a bunch of water you. know I went and got extra canned goods I.

want to got extra things that I could. have at home to make sure that I'm. prepared. you know the government's just kind of a. system it's just a you know it's. something that that we've created and. yes like we you know we look to them for. support and for like straw some you know. to keep things structured but when they. start to break down like you know we're. gonna be left with ourselves if the.

government breaks down completely we're. gonna be left with ourselves and I think. that's really scary to think I'm sure. it's way scary if you have children you. know because you grow you know we've. we've we've become accustomed to a. society that you know we're able to you. know we have a job because the job. exists because of the markets and the. capitalism and you know it's all and and. then that job gives us a paycheck and.

we're able to provide for our families. but I think I was just saying more that. that that system is it's just a you know. it's a system that we've been really. blessed with here in America that we're. really fortunate to have and as scary as. it is that that that's that's just a. it's just a system and it's just a. structure and it's and it could it could.

fall apart you know it could fall apart. and then at that point we're gonna be. responsible completely responsible for. ourselves so yeah I don't think I was. saying as much like oh you know like you. know like if you if you have to work. paycheck to paycheck right now that you. know that you're up or there's. anything wrong with you or you know like. it that that's.

Jesus Christ I don't know why don't I do. something different for to make my life. okay but um I don't know man I don't. know talking about dude I don't know I'm. talking about well okay do not know what. I'm talking about. I'm just saying that we got it we got to. look out for ourselves you know we. really have to and it's probably really. scary if you have children but we have. to look out for ourselves we got to try. our best to and I think that this is a.

reminder in a way that that there's a. whole other system that's going on. that's just a system of like existing. and and this makes that kind of like you. know we were in such this comfortable. hammock of. society that we live in of this. structure were really it really showed. you this how lucky we are to be able to. navigate within this kind of comfortable.

structure where the where there are. programs for if we can't work or we. can't survive that there's programs in. place to help us but then also this kind. of perks up that other side of me that. that animal side that's like well what. if that goes away what if something. happens am I going to be able to take. care of myself do I have have I started. to think of what my plan would be and. maybe that kind of thing alone is just a.

is just too dark of a thought to really. present so but I hope you're doing well. man I hope you're taking care of you and. your kiddos out there it sounds like you. know that your family is one thing. that's first and foremost on your mind. and and I think that that's real. commendable man gang brother um we had a. caller last week a fella that called any. young buck and he was having issues he. was doing dominoes in delivering um hot.

pie and we've all had it you know we've. all had a little bit of Domino's and oh. and one thing I don't know if you knew. this about Domino's somebody sent me. this DM the other day and told me this. but Domino's Pizza used to have a. character called the know Wade and. that's not a racial slur or anything. that's a it's like a cartoon it was like. a dirty cartoon boy that you know was. sneaky and was kind of a tag and I got a.

I think her he would wanted to be. Italian it was like a wannabe Italian. and he would attack um he hit on the. commercial for Domino's this character. the noid Noi D and again that's not any. type of a race thing and as a that's. what they called him he would attack the. delivery people or something he would. mess up the order and so the pizza was. going to get there late but Domino's.

they said that. we guarantee that won't happen your. pizza will be there in 30 minutes. and you got to understand this was. unprecedented for somebody to say from. the time you call our shop 30 minutes. later we're gonna have food at your. doorstep dog that's gangster dog post. mace don't even guarantee that how.

it makes don't get post may say could be. now could be 70 minutes dude I had a. lady one time she was driving her over. got hit got an accident got taken off an. ambulance my said like three hours. because she been at the hospital for so. long everybody gone up to three hours. this lady had not dropped off my Carl's. juniors and this I don't know if she. died or what bro but that. you know I mean it's a risky game out.

there when you peddling goods like that. but let me tell you about this the no. wait was this little character and it. was big he had a video game he had big. stuff and dominoes blew it up at that. moment they had pizza in 30 minutes so. the noid though there was a guy let me. tell you what happened so the no wait. here's what happened On January 30th.

1989. Kenneth Lamar noid a mentally ill man. who thought the ad campaign was a. personal attack on him entered a. Domino's restaurant in Chamblee Georgia. armed with a 357 gang bruh so you know. the on him well and he held two. employees hostage for over five hours. can you imagine that can you imagine.

first of all you freaking working at. Domino's and his second of all the dude. rolls over 357 and held you hostage. actually probably it's probably best cuz. you're still on the clock and you don't. you can't make any pies I mean I guess. you could but the guy might get Pez I. guess it's up to him it doesn't say if. he ordered any pies around it just says. he held two employees hostage for over. five hours after telling the employees. that dominos owner Tom Monaghan had.

stolen his name because his last name. was knowing n o ID he forced them to. call Domino's headquarters and demand a. hundred grand and a white limousine as. getaway transportation would an idiot. but you know how hard it is to hide in a. way in a white limousine very hard bro. unless you hide it like I don't know. where you'd hide like in a milk fat like.

in a milk area. [Music]. after offering to exchange one hostage. for a copy of the widow's son which I. get a son book the noid reneged on his. offer after a police brought him the. book noid eventually became hungry and. forced the employees to make him two. special pizzas respect man respect while. annoyed ate the pizzas with his gun in. his lap the hostages escaped no heed. surrendered to the police shortly after.

after the incident police chief read. Miller told reporters he's paranoid noid. was charged with kidnapping aggravated. assault doesn't say he assaulted. him extortion and possession of a. firearm during a crime I wouldn't call. going to domina as a crime that's kind. of judgmental he was found not guilty by. reason of insanity gang bro no we'd. spent time in a mental institution but. committed suicide in 1985 2m this.

incident has been insinuated to have. caused Domino's pizza to discontinue. advertising using the noid as their. mascot Wow so there you go that's. everything that happened with annoyed. and thank you to the young man that sent. me sent me a DM and told me that Oh what. else man what else have I been doing. dude do it nada same thing you've been.

doing let's get through this episode man. oh but some a young fella called and he. has some issues with delivering. delivering pies and I want to you know. some man called in with some responses. and I want to share some thoughts uh. that they wanted to give you young buck. here we go hey Shawn callin from. Gulfport Mississippi I just wanted to. send some advice to that young man. called ed and said he was 19 years old. I'm working for Thomas Murphy delivering. high and didn't feel like he had.

direction a little to say brother look. you're 19 you're not supposed to have a. direction but you have a job and you're. a productive member of society. you're not laid up on your mom's couch. smoking dope you're doing the right. thing you're headed in the direction. don't worry brother they'll come. together keep doing what. you do and being productive man that's. what it's all about as long as you've. got a little scratch in your pocket you. paying your taxes you're 100% adult man. so keep doing you brother and keep up.

the good work trust me man you're young. your life will shape up just stay out of. trouble and keep on a straight path. gang brah I like that message man that's. a good message it got a little anti-drug. at the end with the key post a on a. straight path but before that 100% man. yeah productivity if you stay productive. all you're gonna make is more. productivity let's say there's no the it.

doesn't add up any other way if you stay. productive you're gonna produce and all. that's gonna do is create a create. opportunity you know it reminds me of. this fella in our neighborhood growing. up this boy named Robbie and he was real. jacked and he had beautiful hair goddamn. I mean strawberry blonde did he's. probably one of the finest he was a man. but he would have he would have he. qualified he would have qualified as. probably one of the hotter women in our.

neighborhood he was you know he was just. jacked he had big old he didn't have to. him and he had it you know he was. voluptuous to be strong as a man but he. had big his arms look like that damn. titties in him just stronger and and he. worked at a grocery store by the. winn-dixie he worked by the place where. people would go cry over there. masturbate and you know kind of spend. time you know before they had mental. health and he worked in there I think he.

was stocking shelves at the beginning. and by the end he worked there for a. while and then by the end he was a. manager and then I think he was a. district manager and then he started his. own business he got out of that business. but got started two or three of his own. companies and I went and visited a fella. not long ago and he lived in a dam I. mean a huge beautiful home and like the. nicest neighborhood anywhere in our area.

and he just it just show he just he. stayed productive that's all I'm saying. you know he stayed really productive um. let me pull here's another couple calls. that came in about that same thing. brother here they go. hey do my name Jefferson from Denver. Colorado calling in a felon the dude. couldn't get his thoughts together but. we got enough to info out of him that I. wanted to kind of share something with. him he's 19 years old he feels like a.

loser. cuz he's at Domino's and doesn't know. what he's doing Thomas are you 99% of. the people on this planet at 19 years. old don't know what they're doing and at. 23 years old I started working at. Domino's myself and still didn't know. what I was doing that 23 you know I am. now 36 I'll be 36 here in a couple days. and I'm doing quite well for myself and. I'll started out with Domino's and I. still don't have a degree you just have.

to be not afraid to take leaps and push. forward at all times sometimes the power. because you're completes and where. you're at and you don't want to take the. leap to Matthew you know that's the. things you have to do once you get older. so my doing myself you know you're. younger playing pieces that Domino's I'm. doing a whole lot man and trust me I'm. doing pretty well for myself nowadays. gang there you go and that's a fellow. right there that sold pies to adults and. children and he's doing well you hanging.

in there and staying productive you. can't there's just there's no way to. really lose I don't think if you stay. productive man there's no real way to. lose man. dude I remember I worked at a place. called BJ's pizza read Annie and this. was a real this was a real you know. beautiful place they had pies in there. they had a little bench to sit on when.

you walked in sigh - it was nice and um. and one thing I really missed or one. thing I loved they had a soda machine. had everything Pepsi mister they had. sprite orange. that's when you knew you had at least. we're working at a decent shop they had. two orange soda not just the regular. but anyway um and this place was. called BJ's dude blowj I mean it's. anybody thinks BJ's they think blow jobs.

that's a given who asks seventy people. if I see BJ's what do you think of 65. people gonna say blow jobs but this. place they said it meant Black Jacks. nobody's thinking that dawg. nobody's thinking Black Jacks dude. unless you had a picture of three black. guys on the side and they all had a. shirt on that said jack on then I could. see that you know but this didn't have.

that it was just a arm it's at BJ's. Pizza and the pizza was actually it was. good but it was up as well. because I don't even know the meat was. real questionable had little balls of. meat. and that was what kind of meat we had if. they wanted ham they got the kind of red. balls and if they wanted burger they got. the little brown balls and dude we had. one pie you were at the end you. splashed a little hit of beer on. top of it people loved it like it just. you know anyway I was working in the.

oven was always burning people and they. found human hair in the oven but uh but. before that you know we worked over. there and I had a mop and everything. branagh was crazy and we would get. high and sneak a handful. of pudding bra during during the shift I. go over there and and put my. hand in that pudding and go eating in. the bathroom by myself but uh but what. I'm saying to you man is that and Here I.

am you know 2025 you 23 years later and. I'm you know and I'm doing a totally. different trade so that's what I'm. telling you to man is you know a lot of. people I think you know you could start. somewhere and you could end up somewhere. else but I never stopped working I never. stopped working man you know I. definitely I wasn't always as productive. I'm. my time off but I feel like I've always.

had a job of some sort okay. best of luck to you though man obviously. people care and they wanted to send in. some messages and we actually got a few. more than that but I believe those are. the two that I can find right here we. got one other call that came in and it. was a response to a gentleman who called. a couple weeks ago his son as an. asthmatic and I want to play this call. getting yo Co say just watching 2. episode 2 69 I just heard that guy : as. kids got asthma something I just wanted.

to mention you any of you can say. something about the sort of stuff in. there. ya know well sorry to interrupt you um. and asthma some people don't know if in. a pass what if in a past life your son. was a you know a fish or a water snake. then you have to think that I mean then. it wouldn't it's not shocking that he's.

not the best land creature that he. doesn't have he's not as equipped here. if you if you believe in that sort of. thing that someone could be something. and then re re you know be readmitted in. the society of something else so there's. always there's other levels to it all. gang brother let's here uh let's hear. more onward so I just wanted to mention. you maybe you can say something an. episode of something they get the word. know through and somehow you guys. contact and so there's a breathing.

exercise called wim HOF breathing. there's a moderator on that Facebook. group for Windows that actually. especially cured his asthma with this. breathing exercise so you know I don't. know for certain if it's gonna work but. it definitely works for this guy but. yeah just wanted to mention it to get. that info to them so they can check it. out all right now gang brother thank you. yes sir there's an opportunity right.

there if you have asthmatic or you have. some breathing issues you know don't. have the ability to breathe well hit. them up bro check out their that. Facebook group and you might be able to. find a little bit of solute. in there let's take another call that. came in right here man ninety five six. six four nine five zero three hey Theo. this is Jacob down here in South Florida. what's up Jacob in South Florida they. just um well not so far but in.

Jacksonville that it's opened the. beaches back up to humans and man I. literally thought about flying over. there that's how much I really just want. to go get in the water. gang brother homeward I heard your. episode this week and that kid who. called in working at the Domino's who. was kind of upset about where he was in. life it kind of reminded me of my own. situation you know I went to college for. a little bit for the same thing for. music it didn't work out for me I was. eighteen nineteen just delivering pizza.

slinging them pies at Papa John's oh. yeah the module pause at Papa John's and. that's a risky pas to deliver that's. them racial pies you know Papa John do. you drop the pie off and it somebody. graffiti the n-word or the l-word inside. of it you know somebody graffiti you. know somebody writes ki ke you know. somebody pulls up a piece of pizza and. they somebody wrote ki ke under it you. know or uh somebody draws a picture of a.

Chinese boy on the front jumping off a. building you know you have all kind of. that just unnecessarily. heartbreaking really uh so yeah imagine. that not only say the pies late they get. there too late they open the box they're. also suddenly they're racially offended. you could get gun down over there. in Inglewood bro gang man let's. hear more from pizza slinging them pies. at Papa John's I went from working at.

Papa John's I moved across the country I. was working for the mentally disabled. for a few months praise God brother that. was interesting then went worked at a. machine shop doing CNC machining making. gun parts all kinds of crazy like. that. to him then I moved back across the. country back home to Florida now I work. at the. property manager doing inspections of. houses and that's definitely sounds like.

somebody that's hiding bodies. bro. gang Oh word sir so for that kid. just keep moving forward man you don't. have to have any kind of experience if. you nail that interview if you're. confident you can basically do whatever. you want I don't really know how to do. but I've had all these jobs and. it's worked out so far so uh keep your. head up brother and keep doing your. thing okay gang brother Thank You Man. thank you for the call and thanks for. thinking of somebody else you know. thanks for thinking of that boy you know.

you know one thing I've struggled with. recent I just just too much thinking to. myself just too much man you know too. much I'm own head and really the. solution to that is others other people. make you feel good they really do you. know if you're sick of yourself man if. you are sick of yourself nothing will. make you feel better than helping. somebody else and even man when I help.

somebody else sometimes I it's hard for. me there's something inside of me. sometimes that makes me you know like I. had a friend that was working and. recently they couldn't work because of. the virus him so I thought you know I'll. pay him anyway they can't work I'll pay. him anyway and uh and one week I even. paid him more than what our original.

agreed on amount and it's crazy man. because I was okay doing it and then it. still bothered me for a couple days. after like this greedy part of me was. like man why'd you why'd you do that you. know and it's funny cuz it's not even it. wasn't even like a part that was like. attached to my heart or anything it was. just like why did you do that you know. why what why I don't know I can't even.

figure out exactly what I was upset. about like what about it upset me. but there was just there's just a part. of me that just was I don't know just. like why did you give that why'd you. give them extra money why'd you give. extra why'd you and I'm not saying that.

that's how I I'm happy that I did I'm. happy that you know I'm not trying to. brag on myself or anything like that I'm. just thinking because we're all doing. that right now we're all helping out. where we can I'm just trying to think. about there's there's just that little. part of me that sometimes will flare up. man why'd you do that you know why and. that's the devil man that's the dark. archery that's the dark art artistry. that's in us that's in the world it's. that little thing it's that little.

tapping on your shoulder a. bro why'd you do that you know that. little part of me that wants to. I don't know just I don't know it's just. the dark arts man it's that thing that. it's that part of me that wants to not. be helpful or not be loving I don't know. what it is man and it's it's almost.

impossible to really kill that off. completely it's just impossible you know. I don't know what I'm talking about man. let's take a call right here here we go. hey yo field my name is Greta from. Canada hey Brett what's up man I would. love to know if some people from. different countries want to hit the. hotline I want to know how they're. surviving around the world man I've been. thinking a lot about that how they. surviving over there in Guam via Guam.

Scotland Ireland Canada you United. Kingdom okay Spain if you're from. another country and you got the. opportunity to let us know let us know. just how it's holding down over there. because there's a lot of reports online. you know I mean every day they're like. Italy has the most Italy this something. this you know China the Chinese are. lying you know it's all just like all.

kind of jibber-jabber ohm word I just. want to let you know that yesterday was. one year sober completely sober for me. no alcohol no drugs and I owe a lot of. it to you but I almost of it to myself. for keeping in there and with that grind. when I say I owe a lot of it to you it's. because you just have that positive. attitude and outlook on everything and. just watching you and watching how you. interact with people makes me want to do. the same but in my own way so uh yeah I.

just have to subscribe to say thanks to. you man for just for being there man. okay you be good to yourself. thanks gang bro thanks man thank you. thank you for the nice words man one of. my favorite things you said you said I. got a I want to thank you but I really. want to thank myself man good for you.

good for you man good for you thinking. about thank just thank just recognizing. you did this for yourself you know you. didn't give up on yourself man because. that's a hard battle to fight you know. fighting the the battle of addiction in. the Battle of you know of that dead that. shoulder devil you know he'll take your. dander from put it in a damn line and. show it to you say dang don't you want.

this now you know what just having that. I don't know man just that's awesome I'm. real real happy for you I'm really happy. for you bro you know that and that must. feel good to not just not have given up. that productivity man to just not give. up congratulations brother.

that's beautiful dude we did a lot man. we did a lot in this call let's uh let's. take let's well in there man well in. there for today a lot of great calls. have come in and yeah I'm feeling kind. of jacked up today man I don't. know I'm trying I'm just staying busy. and stuff but I'm just feeling kind of. jacked up you know I just kind of angry.

at myself I guess and yeah I guess I. don't know sometimes a lot of this yeah. oh no I think sometimes fear just. sindelle it slips in like I don't know. what I'm doing you know I'm gonna mess. everything up or I'm gonna. [Music]. and then my brain will tell me oh well.

there used to be a time when you knew. what you were doing and I don't know if. that's true but that's my brain tell me. I my brain will play that card remember. when you used to know what you were. doing so then I start to get upset at. myself because uh I'm like damn I used. to know but that might not even be true. you know my brain makes its own cards. like we agreed there was a certain deck. and then my brain has just been making. cards of its own and it uses them. sometimes and and it's just uh it's.

tough man it is it's tough it's tough. and I know a lot of people are going. through things and a lot of people are. struggling and in different ways and um. and you know that gentleman said it best. right there you know to be good to. yourself and just try and be loving and. you know everything will be okay. everything is okay you know everything.

is okay and and I'm grateful Brom. grateful to be here today you know. man what's going on man not nothing is. going on I talked to my niece earlier. that made me feel good you know I talked. to my brother this week hung out with.

Mike's girlfriend the other day and we. made a puzzle and that was very nice you. know we just had a nice simple time and. you know I'm grateful to have people in. my life that love me even though I feel. like I haven't always been the best. person and and that's interesting how in. loving somebody there's so much.

forgiveness in love you know. it's such a you know when somebody. really loves you man that really really. loves you they are they're really. they're forgiving all the things that. you have done even if they don't even. know what they are really you know when. somebody just loves you just really it's.

just a rare it's a rare thing isn't it. isn't it ray or think about it when you. ask somebody how many times in your life. have you been in love and they say oh. maybe once maybe twice um people say. never but you know what to think to. think of how long we stay alive and and. the things that we do and and how many. times you been to the grocery how many.

times have you felt sorry for yourself. or how many times have you you know. fallen over while you was reaching for. something. hundreds bruh that all those answers. could be hundreds a thousand maybe but. when somebody says how many times you've. been in love you know you say man once. maybe twice or how many times you love. someone just unconditionally you know. you know maybe never man when I said I.

don't think about that one I don't know. if I ever have but it's just so rare. that when you think about the time we. spend here and then when you think about. man how many times I've loved someone. for all a year at all how this how what. a rare thing it is you could spend a. year panning for gold you're probably.

probably find twenty golds twenty items. of gold but still you might only fall in. love twice in your life three times I. mean it's just love just it's a powerful. thing. it's powerful to say to somebody man you. know I love you I love you no matter. what I don't think I've ever done that I.

think my love is always I love you until. or I love you but or I love you as long. as or I'm gonna really love you when you.

know it's hard it's hard man being alive. is interesting it's an interesting. interesting journey all right thank you. guys for supporting the podcast support. our advertisers better help and. manscaped I hope everybody's doing well. appreciate you listening some weeks are. tougher than me for me than others I'm.

grateful to have a job you know and I. hope you guys are doing okay you know I. hope that uh that you're not being too. hard on yourselves you know there's a. lot going on there's a lot of sticky. stuff out there so just stay out of the. glue you know but but stay in the honey. you feel me be good yourself and you. guys deserve it okay.

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