Turtleneck Soup | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #319

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oh man what's going on a lot a lot the. diamond one baby. you know that boy the diamond one. what else i went hunting i went hunting. for something. um and outdoors hunting. you know not just looking for something. like a remote control i'm talking i did. it i went out there. and i'll tell you about it so i uh.

a friend of mine out here an adult he. knows a man. who does falconry you know deviant birds. and i'm not going to say that these. birds are caught up with the dark arts. but us. i mean they are each one of them had. probably half a can of voldemort in them. and that's really the truth and um. so the man does falconry. and um you know bobby kennedy jr had.

talked about it when he was a guest on. here about. being around falcons and and you know. kind of doing homing pigeons that sort. of thing when he was growing up. but basically what happened was we went. and met up with this man behind a church. or in front of a church actually first. first we met in front of a church. we pulled up he had a maroon van with. two decent. uh birds in it big. you know big i'm talking about these.

things where these things were from the. damn. they were from the middle of the bible. these things they was really. i mean these were you know some of the. get those game of thrones these these. birds. bro if these birds [ __ ] it would drown a. baby you know what i'm saying it was a. they had these birds were they were real. birds. you know like you won't see if you see. one of these birds with a canary. it's only because they trying to [ __ ]. you know what i'm saying like these. birds was more about. they were more prehistoric prehistorical.

you know like if you went back in time. and and you saw a bird it might be one. of these that's what i'm telling you. so we get out there and the man has two. falcons in the back of a red van. and i didn't believe him you know. because i grew up in kind of a you know. kind of a troubled area and. a lot of times a guy says hey i got two. falcons in the back of a van.

somebody's breaking their dick out to be. honest. and uh but this guy you know he it was. they were real honest. and um and they had them you know and. everybody was clothed and they had the. birds. and so we go back behind the church and. he has a friend there another man. and now we're with two men adult men. and they both had on um.

what is it called when you're hopeful. the. it's like a basketball rim but it's for. your hand it's like a. um jesus not a championship. uh they both had on wedding rings. and so next thing you know we get in the. woods they have the birds they have a. little dog too. and the dog and they're called uh. tumble creek falconry. i want to get the name right hold on i.

think that was it tumble. creek falconry and they do falconing. and uh and so anyway we get out there so. they give us a big stick. because they want you to have a big. stick if you're out there. this thing called what is it called here. uh. turnbull creek falconry and they're. legitimate. and so you get out there and they give. you a big stick like a big like a bottom. of an. axe like an axe like if you're.

like if you're an axe person but you. quit axing. you know but you still want to have the. stick but you don't want to have the. blade. and they it's about four feet long and. you go you go along you beat the trees. right you beat the trees. and um and the birds first of all here. let me let me back pedal. hold on. the birds um. [Music]. the birds uh the birds they get them out.

the cage they got helmets on they got. little. like uh hide and go seek little outfits. you know almost like if your grandmother. wanted if your grandmother. wanted to make you a hide-and-go-seek. outfit for when you counted that it's. like a little. um it covers your eyes you know what. horses wear. if you've ever been to a fancy city and. they got a couple horses down there. and they usually have an alcoholic. that's running them and they'll you know. for a few dollars they'll pull you and.

your lady through the city. and you can ask her if she wants to. marry you or not or whatever you don't. have to ask her. a lot of times by the end of the horse. ride you're like damn i don't even want. to marry this woman. and say you just keep the ring in your. pocket and you go home. but um but anyway it's like the blinders. like the blinders so they have that on. the birds tudor birds they come out they. both got. uh little blinders on full blinders they. can't see anything. like if you asked them how many fingers. you were holding up they wouldn't squawk.

so they got the two birds and um. and dude it feels like old school. it feels like you would be the it feels. like if you showed up with these things. you would get the most. [ __ ] at a renaissance fair and i'm. sorry for saying [ __ ] as well. so i want to say that also but um you. would be. oh you would have all the big titty. at a wren fair if you showed up with. these straight up just falcons baby.

these heat seekers. i'm talking about the lords freaking. southwest airlines baby. big birds so anyway they come out with. the little head caps on and. they're moving but it looks like they're. sleeping but basically um. so then you start walking in the woods. you take off their head caps. and uh and they fly up into the trees. so now you have two birds up in the air. in the trees and sometimes they'll swoop. off and do us just a loopty loop and.

come back to a branch. and so the rest of us men grown men. we wander and you get in different lines. and you wander through the woods. and everybody has like a piece of an axe. a stick an axe bottom an axe leg. i don't know what it's called axe leg. and you hit the trees. with it and you hit the underbrush. and you hit the tree.

and you're hoping you round up a. squirrel. or rounds up a little rabbit you know. one of mr mcgregor's little buddies. little cotton tail. and you keep going and the birds they'll. as you walk the birds. they will kind of jump from they'll hop. or kind of coast from one tree to the. next. so you guys are moving in like this like. this unique pack where they're upstairs. and you're downstairs but everybody's in. the same kind of move. moving hunt house it's like this you're.

just it's not a real house but you're. just. you know you're kind of in a pack. and then suddenly something will happen. like you'll hit a tree and it'll make a. and a little squirrel will have been. being real secretive. and he'll move his neck. and that that's all it takes for these. uh big birds is one just. just one jostle of a neck muscle and. they. and next thing you know they're on the. tree and they start to.

they start to like uh corner the the. squirrel. so we get the squirrel he move and they. corner the squirrel so one of the. birds gets ahead of it one of them blows. it and then they jump from branch to. branch. and then next thing you know one of them. goes in for the attack. and uh and that was it man we you know. we did. they did uh and that's nature. you know people want to say this and. that that's nature baby.

okay and it's all you know god laid out. those mar. those marbles you know he laid that's it. we're not you can say this and that but. that's. that's somebody else's plan don't talk. to me about it go pray about it if you. have an issue with it. because that's just that's what those. birds do. so anyway the birds were you know they. get a squirrel and then. oh and the birds will hold the squirrel.

down it was wild so they. they caught one squirrel and then they. caught a. there's a little dog as well a little. white and black dog. maybe mexican i don't know i didn't get. a good look in his eyes but he was mixed. he was real real mixed man he uh. he had that jack russell in him baby. that eddie bravo you know what i'm. saying. and he was real pertinent he was real. particular he would go over he was only. hunting. and if you try to pet him or scratch his.

belly he'd [ __ ] kick you bro this dog. it wasn't this wasn't no you know he was. on the job that's like a fedex man you. try to run up and tickle him or. something or. you know or hide one of his boxes he. might [ __ ] you up. and that's like this guy this this dog. was. so we went through. and what else did they catch they caught. a rabbit. and a possum.

and it was just magical man at the. beginning of the day i'm like scared of. the birds and by the end of the day. i'm like i'm just i'm like i feel like. the birds are like working for me and. i'm in. i mean i feel like i'm on the damn fifth. page of the bible baby i'm keyed up you. know what i'm saying we're hunting and. they're. picking up stuff i'm sending one of the. birds to go get me some uh. twizzlers and mike and ikes like these. bra it's just really. you start to become like uh conning the. barbarian.

so it was exceptional man. man it was really really exceptional and. we did some videography of it. and we may put something up at some. point. you know i thought about trying to do. something where i learned new stuff like. just how to do new things or have new. experiences. um because i've been looking for things. in the woods when i was young. but i'd never been actually really. hunting. you know except to hunt oh actually. that's not true i've been i've been out.

to hunt. pigs and i've been out to hunt uh boar. like boars but i've been out. been out to hunt um. ducks one time but you know i like that. hand-to-hand combat and it feels more. like that with the uh. with the with the birds with the hawks. there might have been hawks i think they. were. they might have been hawks but um not. atlanta i think they were from well they. must been from here. so yeah local hawks but uh. whatever they were man it was.

fascinating it was fascinating and. and yeah we got a real experience and it. was like about a three. four hour high uh hunt and it just. i don't know it just made me feel so. involved with nature. you know it made me feel right there i. just felt. i just felt like a root. that's what i felt like and i'm used to. feeling like a branch. and it was pretty powerful um.

so yeah i can't believe i did it and i'm. so grateful that i got to do it my. friend bizzle took me out there and he's. a white guy. even though he has the name of a. nine-year-old black kid he really is a. white man. and he took me out and um. we had this fella named mancell went. with us and did some. videography and uh the fellas that took. us were just great man that's. turnbull creek falconry.

and we'll put a link maybe go get an. experience with those guys but it was. worth it was worth uh. it was worth the time it was worth the. time. what else is going on um oh. so on the drive there right i'm driving. out to the. falconry and. i passed by this car like a little red. kind of. um it was like a mustang. maybe or a.

it was a uh and this dude was sitting. right by like right by the window. uh and he was driving but also kind of. leaning like towards the window. and he had like he was kind of leaning. up close by the wheel but also by the. window kind of. and he had a track suit on you could see. the edge of the track suit adidas style. and uh and he had like the stripes down. the middle of his car going over the. back you know that [ __ ]. where like it's gonna make you go faster. but it doesn't it just means you.

maybe finished high school that kind of. uh. and i thought oh this dude is a drug. dealer. this guy is a heist this guy is a high. school drug dealer. and then it made me think well why do i. think that. and then i realized that every high. school drug dealer. looks the same none of them. there is no no crime person. is worse at disguising themselves.

than a high school drug dealer. first of all they all have like a name. like spoony. juicy tate uh little danny bruh. ledan you know uh. uh boof um poop pook. you know they all got the same type of. name they all wear. like kind of that tracksuit slicked hair. with maybe that caesar cut. chain and they all drive like a fancy.

car. like they all and there's no you're like. oh that's. the drug dealer like why doesn't the. high school drug dealer. try and look not like a drug dealer. how hard would it be for you to get a. freaking sombrero dog. get a little bro uh tag that says uh. manager you know or even manger misspell. it who gives a [ __ ].

get a freaking name tag get a job at. books of millions man. damn bro you know every drug dealer. unfortunately looks at that oh and they. would some if they didn't wear the um. the uh tracksuit they wear the white tee. the white tee maybe timbalands or maybe. uh you know uh fatty sneakers. and speakers and they all work at a uh. like an auto sound place.

all of them that's where they either. work or hang out at. and they just sell drugs to get more and. more speakers put into their car. and then here's what happens sadly the. speakers are so loud when the cops. finally. try to pull them over they can't even. hear the cop sirens. so then they get resisting a rest. because they couldn't eat because the. whole system leads them to not be able. to hear. then they end up as a hard of hearing 30.

year old. trying to get a ged but they never. change the style baby. they still drive the mustang they still. have the stripes down the back. dude the drug dealers in high school. sometimes they would even have the word. drugs. spray painted or uh airbrushed. on the back of the car dude if you're. gonna sell drugs. don't write drugs on a car dog. get a overalls get a um.

uh that do some disguise yourself. you know get a glasses man get a uh. um axe get an axe man. a shoulder chopper man get an axe. you know you just have to do things to. not look like a drug dealer. but unfortunately every high school. drug dealer looks.

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something's wrong with his brain. he said they said he needs more room in. his brain or whatever and. [ __ ] i don't know sound like i wouldn't. even get it done but he's getting it. done. so just want to let you know we love you. luke and um. you know uh you know we hope you survive. and if. and if you survive man um send us in. some pictures or something you know. and do you know show us a before and. after you know show us that new two. three bedroom brain you're gonna have.

and if you don't survive but i just want. to let you i hate to say it but. you know let's get it out there and if. you don't survive i just want to let you. know that um. we'll keep you alive here on the podcast. somehow. so uh my thoughts are with you this week. and that's boots on the ground luke over. there and boots on the ground luke is um. he was in a i think he was hit by a. tractor something a couple years back. but. he uh what was. what hold on uh he.

he he he gave the best man he was the. one that hit us up a month back about. the best man speech. for his brother and you guys gave him. some recommendations so. wishing him uh the best of luck what. else is going on. oh i saw the uh well look let's get into. it man i saw the. diamond fight baby. and i want to thank everybody for all. the dm's and messages i got. i can't even imagine what dustin got.

just. being a friend of dustin's i got um. i got man i must have got 4 000. messages congratulating me. um on that man's victory and he's a. victory man if you saw the. if you saw the fight. you know he came out with a game plan. which it just it showed a lot of. evolution of him as a fighter. i thought this is you know there's two. ways that i look at dustin i look at him.

as a. as a friend and somebody that i care. about and then i look at him as a. fighter. you know so um you know on the fighting. side. i think a lot of people expected him to. just come out and be. you know captain punchy out there you. know [ __ ] benedict fists out there. you know what i'm saying [ __ ] larry. knuckles out there just bucking the. trend baby you know. and just hoping for the best um. [Music]. but he came out revamped.

i mean he would be a vampire but with. the sharp teeth on the bottom you feel. me he came. out revamped. and he had a plan. and he executed it man and there was. something about him winning. and i felt this in a lot of people that. were what they were cheering him on that. you just felt hopeful. about stuff in your own life or things. in the world you know you felt like.

you know the sun was gonna come up. tomorrow you just felt like that a. little. um and i love what his wife said at the. at the end of the fight y'all aren't. gonna. don't doubt my husband again something. like that i just. you know i just. you know they just have never paid him. fair they've never paid him fare. and for him to be there in that hotel. for two weeks. and he's looking out and connor's out.

there on that yacht on that bars kind of. owns a damn. barge you know connor's out there just. and i mean i don't know if he could see. it from his hotel window or not but if. that doesn't create some determination. in you um. but i didn't doubt him man i was. definitely scared. for him because connor's a lethal man. he's got that freaking shoulder snake. baby that that freaking arm dog. and his arm is a lot longer than it. looks jesus.

you know his arm you could row a boat. with his arm you know he got a long arm. and. um yeah it was just amazing man i i it. was just. it just you know i was excited for. dustin as a fight i was excited for. dustin as a. person as well and about his future and. um yeah it was just man i was just. elated. i was literally swinging from the. rafters. of a bar that we went to to watch it at.

like they had some steel beams and i'm. in there just swinging back and forth. like a chump. actually hurt my neck swinging on it. so i've had neck pain and now i just. you know i just have more. um but i just i mean i thought it was a. good fight even it was a quick fight but. i thought it was a good fight. i mean conor was still landing some. blows kev uh. you know dustin was hitting him with. those kicks.

i mean it was just a lot going on. man it was but i was just i was i was. just excited i was excited. i was excited man because i picked the. wrong guy a lot of times in fights and. you know. betting on the colts or different [ __ ]. like that to go to the horse races you. lose. you know you lose on you know you better. you know 60 dollars on freaking. you know donny's enemy to come in third. or whatever. or you know whatever it is star burst. enema all.

horses have the weirdest names but. finally to get you know just to get it. right. and i want a thousand dollars from your. boy brandon shopvac. and here was the funniest thing was i. got a text from dustin. after the fight and it said. tell brennan he owes you that tell. brennan. he owes you that money that's what he. said man. ah i just can't imagine i think also.

there was a level of just feeling proud. of uh for dustin you know and feeling. proud for him and. um yeah i think. there was something about. it was like man i can't imagine how. awesome he must feel right now you know. just how. proud of himself he must feel and just. how. just deserve it you know you finally i.

mean damn his experience with the ufc. seemed like he's the one. he goes up to the atm and he's got to. put in money. and finally it comes out and. you know i i think you know i think he's. transcended the sport and. you know i've told him that and um. and i'm i'm excited to see his future. i'm excited to see what he does. inside of the ring and then outside of. the ring um.

i think on the fighting side it's. interesting how do you figure out who he. fights next. because. you know if you go for the connor. trilogy that's right there but he just. beat him and it's been five years since. the last one like. you know i agree with dustin that. michael chandler who i love michael. chandler's. uh and i hope to have him back in here. soon and. um but he he should have to fight more. guys. i mean i understand dustin's point of.

view you know. uh man i felt bad for dan hooker i. really liked dan hooker he seemed like a. really cool. guy um. i also thought the whole way the fight. came together was amazing you know. um conor mcgregor is irish man he's an. irish man i love ireland. you know shout out dublin you feel me. and shout out scotland as well man. you know and scotland is just drunk.

ireland. let's be honest huh and um. and i you know what i thought that i. mean you know the whole thing kind of. started if i and i and i may be wrong. but it started as a charitable thing. conor and dustin were going to fight for. charity to raise money for their. charities. and then ufc saw that and got involved. you know um. and and so the whole thing started from. a place of charity. i thought that conor was was you know.

he's a businessman now. i mean he's got to wake up the next day. and do business he's got. you know he there's a difference when. you go from being. an athlete to the owner of the gym. you're doing two different things it's. two different brains. and i'm not saying that conor's not. still one of the greatest fighters of. all time. i believe it is i mean i just watched. all of his fights in the past month um.

i remember after i watched all those. fights literally i texted us and i said. hey man where's. how's your how's your head man are you. how you feeling you know. i was [ __ ] scared dude i hurt my neck. i heard my neck watching the fight. that's how excited i was um. but no i thought that kind of was a. class act and i thought that dustin. you know i'm just obviously glad that he. won and.

there's just no you know he can't. there's you can't deny him anymore. and i felt his angst after the fight you. could feel his angst you know he's angst. it out and yeah he just said being there. for two weeks and. you know at a certain point if if uh. dana. whatever the man's name is dana wallace. or whatever i don't know what his name. is but dana. uh if big dan had a white money man if. he doesn't. if you don't treat your employees.

well enough at some point then they. they're going to lose the desire to work. with you. and i i'm just look i don't know also i. don't know anything. she may be listening to this saying man. theo doesn't know anything. and you'll be and you you would be right. but i i i just. you know you gotta you gotta pay your.

employees. you gotta pay them you gotta want them. to ride while you ride. and i think people could say well you. know connor's the one that sells the. tickets and this and that and. some of that's fair very fair. you know what connor's done for that. sport is amazing and and i'm new to the. sport i don't know that much. but i think you're in the place now. where you have to where do you you want. to pay the man. you know and i think that you know.

who was james j braddock where was he. from. oh he's an american boxer well i think. you got a new james j. braddock man that's what it felt like. the hot sauce boss baby that's. cinderella man himself. uh dustin the diamond poirier and um. and you know we love him here but i was. ecstatic man i was so so. you know i was i i was kind of bummed. for connor i mean you know i don't like.

to see the people lose. i want i wish at the end every you know. everybody kind of won. but uh but yeah i watched it here in the. central east man and they all you know. michael channel lives here. and so they were going bankers for him. and his wife came back she went home and. watched it and then came back to the bar. after. and she was uh they were all cheering. when she came in it was pretty cool. um but yeah it was it was just a hopeful.

time there was something hopeful about. it. there was something exciting about it. especially at a time when big business. is winning everything it feels like and. the little man has been knocked down. and then you see uh a man like dustin. who's not a little man but you see him. say hey not today not on my watch. um and i'm you know i'm done fanboying.

but i was. you know i was just uh i was stoked for. him. the guy's been on quite a journey and he. and he has to prove himself every time. and i think a lot of us can relate to. that journey. of con of just constantly having to. prove ourselves. so man but it was definitely exciting. um what else.

i'll tell you this and we'll get into. some calls you guys had some great calls. that came in um. places you enjoyed as a child eating. uh. you know um. different places like that and a couple. questions came in. um and then i want to talk about some. personal stuff as well. a little bit uh support for the podcast.

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ufc i don't know what was tougher. seeing michael chandler fight dan hooker. or then having to. watch michael chandler do a back flip. off of the cage. i don't know which one was harder for me. i don't know which. if i would rather have to fight dan. hooker. or do a backflip off the cage man. both looked extremely freaking insane.

um but kudos to michael chandler man on. his victory and. probably the greatest ufc debut of all. time. to come right out and and a lot of time. in ufc they'll do. there's a bit of a dance in the. beginning. you know there's a bit of a non. kind of a non non-dancing capoeira of of. sorts of violent capoeira. but michael chandler didn't do that he.

came straight out. like that dog like a you know. like a poor person neighborhood dog in. the in the in the 90s that thing. they ain't gonna smell you first man. it'll bite. so. ah and it's good so that's what was. going on. um what else. what else we got oh i want to recommend. a movie to you i watched.

and this movie called our friend. on amazon and it's expensive it's a 20. it's a 20 buy-in. and you get to watch it you can watch it. three times if you want i watch it one. time. you know i'm no [ __ ] pervert but uh. and it's a sad when watch it with a. friend with a loved one. you know it's just uh. it's interesting but.

um yeah. it's just an interesting move if you get. a chance you you watched everything you. haven't. watch our friend and uh. and i think you'll enjoy it uh what else. and another thing i watched was. tiger woods documentary. and i think it's on hbo maximum. and it's interesting. it's a lot about a father and son.

in their relationship. and a lot about the media. you know um. [Music]. and a lot about popularity and fame and. you know the media really used tiger. you know his dad says in there he says. uh. you know this is my son this is my.

greatest gift. use him wisely. and. at the end i feel like. jesus how is that it would email me. right now. my god sorry and by the end i feel like. you see like kind of how a father used. his son in some ways.

you see how the media used. the father and the son. you see how the son used. things substances to make him feel okay. women sex you know anything you can be. addicted to sex. drugs gambling money. anger you know there's a food there's. every everything can be a. you know a supplement for addiction um.

and it was just it was just this. fascinating circle of like. because his dad says use him wisely i. think is the line he says. no the father actually he says this is. my treasure. please accept it and use it wisely. and yeah it's just fascinating just how. much like work. the dad put i think he saw this a. natural gift in his son for um. doing golf golf you know golf golf.

and then um. and then just took it to another level. you know spent so much time and. and training him. and then kind of you know i think. probably from the father's eyes it. looked like kind of unleashed him on the. world. um. and it's just fat it's just pretty. fascinating like because then the media. played like this race card.

but i'm sure tiger and his family they. were all in it you know they were it was. just. you know it's just the way media does. things um try to get an. angle you know. but then he gets so big and so popular. that just the pressure of like. finding something that's just his own. you know you'll find addiction that's. easy. um and it talks about his addiction to. women. sex addiction um. [Music].

which some of the stuff i can relate to. and i could just relate to nothing like. on his level of popularity i don't mean. that but just. you know the feeling of something inside. of you. not being there and needing something on. the outside. to make you forget that. you're missing whatever you're missing. um but it's fascinating man those are. two good things to watch if you like to.

watch stuff. if you like to look at stuff now if you. just want to go back to high school and. buy. drugs you can holler at your boy big pet. all right. slick you can holler at spoony spotty. otty ricky. you know la danny brother. so did i remember being at school. and the drug dogs came in there. and i was high as hell man i was high as.

[ __ ] four gay dudes in a [ __ ] hot. air balloon brother [ __ ] high as [ __ ]. you know i was [ __ ] ah. you know what i'm saying if you need me. i'll be up there [ __ ] i'm a. and um i remember just i was scared of. dogs at the time. and i'm like hiding by the teacher and. [ __ ] and they thought i was all [ __ ]. up. and i was i was high but i was also. scared of dogs you know which really.

kind of feel like the same thing. and uh and i asked the teacher point. blank i said well can the dog just smell. if i'm high. and he asked the policeman that was with. the dog and they said no. i said all right we good then fine we. good let's get to some of your calls but. first i got to let you know that uh. the time is coming to get your body. right. and god i need it man.

man i've been in just so much pain man i. just got so much pain from. just man every every freaking week. something's wrong with my body bro. and i'm sorry to sound like i'm. complaining but i want to go do jiu. jitsu i want to be able to do yoga i. want to be able to do the things i want. to do. and i've just been feeling beaten down. you know it's a new year and it's. and it is it is my resolution as it is.

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oh. they have a slipped disc like in the top. of my back and man it is. it's a lot sorry to bring that on this. show but it is a lot at the moment. let's get into some calls you guys had. some great calls. and people saying what they done and. things like that. and i want to hear it you know first we. had that last week um. want to say hit the hotline man hit that. h baby.

hit the hot line i think i'm losing my. voice. um for. uh if you went to a special place to eat. you know when i was young we went to. [ __ ] pizza bj's pizza they called it. and they said it stood for bg uh black. jacks. but everybody knew the truth baby people. was blowing each other sucking off. you know touching dick to mouth mouth to.

dick baby you know what i'm saying. praise god bro. so um here we go couple calls came in. let's hear it. what's up theo this is your boy brian. coming at you from. st petersburg florida oh brian. and saint petersburg dude it's a good. place to get a. final buried treasure maybe see a damn. tattooed tit bro.

[ __ ] yeah my own homework. and i was just listening to your round. italians episode. and you were talking about going to bj's. pizza. when you were a kid with your family and. you you asked us. if we had any memories growing up always. going to an eatery. i grew up in the suburbs of chicago and. we'd go to this pizza place called papa. pisceros. oh papa paceros huh let's hear more. about this. about this beautiful spot.

and you would think because chicago is. good pizza but but very similar to your. bj's. incident uh the pizza sucked man but i. know they had cheap beer so. my parents and my aunts and uncles would. go out on a friday night we'd all get. beer and pizza and they had a big old. arcade. and they'd send us into the arcade which. was some quarters be playing mortal. kombat and all the games. and the one memory i had to stuff out of. this one boy i don't know his name. but he would always dominate the mortal. kombat machine.

and he would keep his quarters in his. mouth it was the strangest thing and. he'd get done beating somebody. flawless victory with scorpio and he'd. spit out like a little lizard spit out a. couple quarters. throw them back in the machine say who's. next damn man and that's a sign usually. of uh. eating disorder you know that could be. some type of eating disorder maybe um. but yeah every arcade had some kid at it. that you didn't know from your town.

you're like who. there's only 40 kids in town i knows. them all. and who is this magic man some little. fella named laser or some. every arcade had some weird-ass kid that. you've never seen before. who was always winning all the games and. doing this and that. dude i was always the weirdo at arcade. where i would like i'd have to check. every little thing. then i'd go outside and check the. newspaper machine see if they had a. quarter.

and then um sometimes the video game. somebody would have dropped a quarter. and it would have got stuck. under so i'd look under there sometime i. get a piece of paper and fold it over. about four times make me a paper stick. make me a stick but out of paper it's. almost like. because a paper was a stick so really. you just doing some damn. it's almost like when you see a. mannequin made out of actual human body. parts you're like damn okay this is.

you know this is back back fourth and. fourth you know what i'm saying this is. refurbishment. but um but i'd make a paper stick and i. would try to slot. reach under the machine and see if. there's because there's only about an. eighth of an inch there. and it was dust in there it's nasty. they usually have a little runt or a. little gumball down there. and i would slide that paper trying to. knock a quarter out the end. um or look behind the machine there was. a button behind the machine sometimes.

you could press it it would turn the. machine on and off and i would always. like wait for it to come on and think it. was going to let me have a free game and. it wouldn't. and then there was always the person. that would sit there and watch you play. all the games that dude. that kid whoever that kid was a little. benji or a little tragic. we had a little black kid busting him. tragic right. and man he was he never had a damn dime. right he sit there and watch you play. he why he wouldn't say nothing bro.

damn he wouldn't say no i don't know if. he ever even said nothing. he might still be just looking at. something. but um. what else what'd you say man yeah it was. fun though the video games was a big. part. and i would get what was that game super. ice brothers let me see. super ice super. ice bros no that wasn't it.

yeah super maybe it was smash brothers. but it was an old one. i thought it was ice bros. yeah there was some gain just i don't. even know some of the games were just so. old oh castlevania. and you get to you know it's like i. don't know what it was it was like some. guy that was like kind of like.

it was like zillow for vampires it was. like some guy that was looking for. a castle i guess i don't remember he. you know he just couldn't really find. i don't remember what it was it was like. fi i don't remember if the place had a. draw. he didn't lie what he was fighting but. you were. he had a whip and you were angry at the. realtors and you were like looking for a. nice castle but you couldn't find what. you wanted. um you know you'd be in like a 60. bedroom castle and you'd be pissed off.

them yeah. just i don't know i wasn't real good at. it but mom or dad give you that quarter. and you go ah when you put that quarter. in just the feeling you had. i got a chance all right hit the buttons. a couple times before the game starts. move the joystick. man it was fun that was a good time. thank you for the call as always the. hotline 985-664-9503 let's hear another.

one. hi sam vaughn it's molly martin from new. albany indiana. molly martin from new albany. indiana and indiana is a good place to. really pull over on the side of the road. and think about. you know think about uh some of the. choices you've made. onward baby let's hear more and i'm. calling because i just listened to your.

episode today with chris. the first person with down syndrome to. complete the iron man. and i was crying from the first minute. to. like i'm crying the whole whole episode. it was so heartwarming especially. because my older brother has down. syndrome and. okay so you got that insider trading. baby you really. that really would hit that would hit uh. close to home. if you have that onward thank you for. listening it just meant a lot to me.

to see the way that you gave him uh. the space to express himself and you did. such a good job of like. asking him questions and and having. conversation with him. i was really impressed and touched by. that and chris is so inspirational he's. inspiring me to make my own dream board. and to stop making excuses for myself of. why. i can't do this or that and um and to be. focused every day on my dreams. and um i also really hope that you guys.

do that double date. um that you talked about on the podcast. oh yeah i think we'll we might try that. i'm gonna aim for it. you know i mentioned terrace terence. ross on the podcast and. uh and he plays for orlando's magic. and if if i can when the world's open. i'll go to a game and. see if we can't find a couple nickels. man. i mean we'll take dimes but we'll settle.

for nickels baby you feel me. uh but that'd be fun if me and chris are. going to double date to the game so i. would love to do it. so i'm going to see if i can't make that. happen um. and then you know obviously terrence. will have to get us tickets but that's. on terrence. you know that is on terence man that. ain't my problem terrence. uh so we'll see what happens man but no. molly i. appreciate you uh checking it out you. know. man i just went through such a week of.

like uplifting moments there was um. there was the chris interview there was. the dustin win. uh tom brady making it back to this just. things that made you feel. hopeful i think things that made you. feel. like uh. like like everything is like there's me. there is magic happening. and i needed that. you know and it was one of the most.

interesting things about being around. chris was. well first just from looking at him. there's a they're because they're. they're. their heads this assumption that. that there's some that he like he can't. hear you sometimes or that he's not. paying attention like um i don't know. what it is you know and it's not from. him it's just from. being having been around other ds. children and stuff like that and ds.

you know um. and you know were you you kind of. i don't know i think i i went into it. with this curiosity like what is it. really. like to be inside of him to. you know and not i'm not talking. sexually or not like that i'm talking uh. from a point of like what is it like for. his frame of reference for the world. you know and how can i get that how can. i see what he's seeing.

because i had a time one time i was in a. halloween costume and it was in there. and it was sweaty and. i could look out the eye slots but. the the mask was real thick and. and i couldn't move that grade and it. was hard people couldn't hear me. and i felt like man i wonder if this is. what it's like to have like a down. syndrome or autism. you know like you can see the world but. it just can't.

you can't interact with it the way you. want to. because that's what i had felt i'd felt. trapped a little. um. so i think i wish i would have asked. chris more things like uh what are. things that he likes to smell. you know like um i wish i would talk to. him more about feelings. and asked his dad if he has like all the. same feelings that. uh people without down syndrome have you. know non-de-essers.

um. but hey i think there could be another. opportunity i was extremely just. inspired by. and also it was cool to see he's 22. or. he. man i mean he 22 or 21 who gives at that. age who cares. you know he's so he's thinking about. women just like i was at that age. just like i still am half the time. so it's just dope to see that look he's. still he's feeling he's trying to find. this other element.

that may be out there for him that lady. you know smoking hot. i love that man he's gonna be smoking. hot. smoking hot man but it was special and. his dad was special and uh. you know i just felt lucky to be in. their presence that's kind of what i. felt like. so yeah god bless him man. you know and.

and yeah we can do it whatever it is. you know what is it what did he say the. pain. or your dreams. the pain or your dreams you know. and he just kept choosing his dreams but. thank you for that call. molly and be safe out there i saw an owl. get. uh denigrated one time or i don't know. if that's a word but.

killed by a tow truck over there. on 52 or 53 heading from indianapolis to. uh bloomington. so all right uh. let's take another call that came in. right here man um. here we go hey theo this is will. i wanted to call in um let you know. about what restaurants i used to hit. when i was a kid. it reminded me of when you were talking.

about my mom taking me to uh hardee's. when she would be taking us to school in. the morning you know it was uh. we'd always get a little uh just a. biscuit you know you get a biscuit real. cheap and then we'd get a little uh. the jelly packets for free so we could. have a biscuit with jelly. oh yeah baby that free jelly. god whoever invented free jelly baby. praise god. i mean they knew they knew they knew i. was gonna come into the world. and i would be looking for something.

like that you know something when i. think about somehow. some of them i'll lay in bed at night. and just think about all the packets of. free jelly that are out there. behind every counter at every you know. fast food joint just right under the. just right under the ledge. just a bucket of damn free jellies baby. and dual jellies. strawberry and grape strawberry and red. baby. and sometime i just can't even sleep.

just thinking about all the individual. packets. and you know first jelly was all. together and then they [ __ ] separated. it man. and i don't know who came in the germans. or a bunch of business people came in. and just. you know hey hey no no no. no no no this video's on. you know and then they put it all in a. little packet little orphan. little orphan tees tablespoons of jelly. bruh. and i call it yelly sometimes.

but damn there's something beautiful man. if you close your eyes and think about. all the jelly that's out there. god this. i mean it's remarkable. he's remarkable brother and yeah i feel. you man i remember when. when we had a little bit of money when.

mom had sold something you know mom. sometime would sell different items. you know when she did newspapers and she. would do sometime uh. you know cookies this company called. vortman cookies. and i'd sneak out to her car at night. and have me about 30 30 damn oatmeal. cookies or something you know 45. shortbreads or all kind of [ __ ]. so full of cookie i couldn't even get. back to the house man. so full i couldn't even bend my body i. was walking like a gingerbread man.

which was ironic because i just had nine. of them. and uh but son of mom would take us to. get a. bacon egg and cheese biscuit from. mcdaniels baby. god i mean. that was my roof's crips daddy. and i remember the wrapper at the time. it said bacon egg and cheese biscuit. own it so if a girl walked by i'd.

[ __ ]. i would wait till a girl walked by and. that's when i would open it so she would. see the side. [ __ ] i got all these ingredients up in. yeah. you know this that full monty baby. this that buffet grenade baby this bacon. egg and yes. and there was something special about it. man there was something about it. and i missed that man that was fun and.

someone my father would go with us too. when i was real young. he only went once or twice before we got. they got divorced but he. he he would go sometimes. but i remember that man it was nice man. i felt man i felt fancy. i really really felt fancy when we got. that um. let's take another call here we go. yo what up theo it's me and elliot down.

from here in georgia. what's up elliot down there in georgia. brother you know. not the country in europe but you know. the state. oh yeah georgia's a good place to get a. a. hickey from somebody who you know. who uh. really for anybody some some people. they give it to you as a form of payment. you know they paint. they paint you know you paint their.

fence and they come out suck on your. neck for 30 seconds. bruh it's just that kind of town baby. let's go again god's good baby but. what i'm wondering is rumors were. spreading around my old high school. that i'm a homosexual you know kids. thinking i'm a i'm gay really. and oh yeah gay man gay adult yes sir. onward. it's pretty stressful okay because you. know i don't want people to think that. and be nothing wrong with that but you. know i'm just not. personally into men like that i like.

women. you know but you know they're over here. saying i like men. and that's a lot on my plate so i just. need some advice for that. take it easy have a wonderful day gang. brother and look i feel for you man i. know it's uh. you know i don't think that you know. people don't like rumors. and rumor is just a fairy tale that's. fired specifically at you like a gun. like one person pulls out a damn fairy.

tale gun and just you know caps your ass. that's rumor and. and if they saying use uh in the. homosexuality then that's. that's could be alarming because if. you're in a small area. and you there's only about nine women to. date if five of them here to rumors you. down to four women. you know and if one of them doesn't like. athletic activities and you like to jog. in the morning then you down to three. women.

so yeah it's tough when rumors like that. happen. but some of it you just gotta man up and. just you know i maybe it's maybe it's a. sign that you need to start taking. dating seriously. it could be another man in town planted. the rumor. because they're trying to get the real. dimes and you over here penny pension. you know what i'm saying. so you're going to be stuck. you're going to be stuck with a woman. that's less than a nickel dog unless you. get out there and hunt.

because if he says that and then the. local ladies say oh well look. you know the little elliot out there. slurping that bone. then i you know i can't offer it. i have nothing to offer him because i. got titty. but um what i would say. is man uh well first of all there's. always when i was young. it they had a rumor if you had on a uh. turtleneck you was get you were gay or. flirting for gay.

you know basically bait fishing for gay. he was letting other gay men or you know. kind of homeowners or whatever. know that you were available. and i didn't know that [ __ ] man and i. remember a turtleneck truck. uh broke down near our house and. somebody robbed it or whatever and next. thing you know everybody in our. neighborhood had turtlenecks. blue and green. and we wearing them [ __ ] man people. was cutting the sleeves off them. cutting the turtle off i'm cutting the.

neck off from people grilling them some. people thought it was made out of real. turtle made soup out of them. you know it was different time but. suddenly a lot of men. you know what i'm saying man. [Music]. showed up in our neighborhood because. they saw the turtlenecks. and they come over and kind of you know. ask you how you was doing to try and. give you a little butterscotch or.

something. so it's risky man it's a you know but. there's always stuff that's going to. happen and it's how you react to it. brother. and i don't think this is that big of an. issue but. you know i think maybe it's just a sign. that it's time for you to get out there. and start being real with these ladies. and quit pea footing around you know. what i'm saying. let's hear another call that came in man. and thank you guys i want to say thank. you for supporting this podcast.

and for being a part of my life um. you know i feel so so grateful we have a. lot of uh. man i just feel grateful. i feel grateful i'm just glad that i. started podcasting. you know i didn't know that i was going. to do podcasting. and then i started so. let's take one or two more calls here.

man let's see what we got right here. uh onward what up theo. this is kellen from michigan what's up. kellen and uh michigan. is a good place to [ __ ] somebody with uh. mittens on. let's hear more um last week you were. talking about. special restaurants or places you would. go and you brought up tim hortons so i. thought i'd. use tim hortons when i was a kid i would. go camping in canada.

and oh that's a good good way to go. missing onward i'd get tim hortons you. know their bagels. good coffee and [ __ ] i guess i didn't. get the coffee i was a kid. then bagels baby them jewish rounds baby. onward. but i always thought tim hortons was. just in canada and then we went. downstate. to the cities now i was like oh tim. hortons is everywhere. anyways i always thought that was cool. and when i go there today i think about.

camping with my parents and stuff so. gang gang gang gang brother that's an. anticlimactic story. but you know i will say there's. something f there's something unique. when you find out that. whatever is yours locally is everywhere. i remember that. i remember thinking wait wait wait. mcdonald they have a mcdonald's. you know josh has a mcdonald's in his in.

in his town. you know they have a mcdonald's across. the bridge they have two mcdonald's. yeah i thought mcdonald's was just mine. just ours when he was young. and that orange soda god it was good. damn my god it was good. um but thank you for calling brother. appreciate that. all right let's take one more call that. came in here man onward.

i see you my name's john i'm from. upstate new york i'm 17 years old. i'm a senior in high school and i'm. going off to uh. well i'm going off to the world after. this and i. thank you for calling john i appreciate. your brother and i appreciate you. uh and uh upstate new york. and they cut somebody's head off one. time up there on a greyhound bus man i'm. sorry for reminding everybody about that. and i didn't plan on reminding you but.

i just said it and then i realized you. know that i'd said it. um i can't believe you're 17 jeepers man. you're in high school about to graduate. from what. sounding like an adult technical. institution broadca do you sound like. bro hold on a second let's go back and. hear you dog. and i love you brother i do want to tell. you that homework i see you my name's. john i'm from. upstate new york i'm 17 years old hi. theo my name is john.

i think my name is john i'm revolts. dude you sound 52 years old brother. uh and you're going out to see the world. what are you in a charles dickens novel. let's hear more. old i'm a senior in high school and i'm. going off to uh. well i'm going off to the world after. this and i the world are you lenny from. of mice and men. is this brendan is this. brennan shaw who owes me that thousand.

onward. i i'm just not quite sure what i want to. do with my life. you know i i work hard i i don't get the. best grades in school but i work hard. and i just want to hear your thoughts on. this what do you think a young man. should do. thank you very much gang brother gang. brother and i'm sorry i was making funny. man but also i was just having a good. time. what would i do if i was 17 right now. with a deep voice. i'd probably do some [ __ ] honestly if.

i'm real honest with you man i'd do. mating i'd mate with women with that. voice man you could. you could probably make love to half. your mother's friends but um. what would i do if i were 17. you know if you weren't really sure what. you would wanted to do i i don't think. joining the military would be a bad idea. because you're going to get a lot of. direction you're going to get. physically in shape you're going to get.

camaraderie. and i don't think we're going to. hand-to-hand combat anymore. we've kind of evolved out of a lot of. that. you know a lot of war now is more press. of a button. more pomp and circumstance. you know more kind of like the. introductions but not the actual start. of the round. um.

so i and here's the thing you'd be done. by 21 and you're the rest of your life. you would. you would be so regimented i think and. have such a good structure. that from then on you would be able to. achieve anything you wanted. if i could go back in time i'd have more. structure. that's what i would have. um so. what else um.

i don't know man maybe race carrying. you know start with like a real beater. or something start with maybe a toyota. tercel. or something yeah. or something like that get out there. dodge neon. soup that bad job don't watch neon.

um i'm upstairs. uh yeah i would do something like that. maybe. i don't know man what is it you know. i would learn digital some type of a. digital skill. or i'd learn how to teach people to hunt. with birds you know i would just find. something that you kind of like and if. you don't know what you like then try. things until you find something you do.

you know one time i remember i went up. to the counter at this. recreational facility. and there was a cute girl working there. and i was trying to holler at her and. this is. about nine years ago and. and i was kind of bored in my life i was. just bored. and she said well if you're bored you're. boring that's what she said. and i'm not saying that you're bored. brother i'm not saying that your brother. i'm not saying you're bored john from.

new york that's 50 or 40. um. but there's a lot of things out there. man. and we just got to go do them and try. them out. so i'd say just make a little list of. things. that you love or things even that you're. afraid of. and like brooks was said like brooks. said man get busy living.

you know i don't know if he said it or. not he died he died at the grocery store. and he killed himself. but um. what else man i think that's about it. brother uh. that's it man i want to thank you guys. we didn't do intro music on this one. you know sometimes we have trouble. getting some of the music cleared. uh but next week we'll get back to some. music. so it's kind of interesting having.

having no music. you know keeps the egg right on the. grill i feel like. it doesn't give me as much to hide. behind. so. but we'll talk i got some personal stuff. i want to bring up next time and we'll. get into some of it or whatever nothing. real crazy but. just want to you know share just some. things that's going on and. and um and just to say thank you man. thank you for being a part of my life. and a part of this interesting journey.

that i've gotten to go on. with podcasting and talking to unique. people that are having. unique lives and and i don't get to talk. to them if you're not here with me. um because all i'm doing is just. listening really. same as you so you guys be good to. yourselves man. and uh and i love you. and i mean that i even lived i even love. john's old ass little 40 50 year old ass. bro. hi hi huh hi theo i'm five.

six years old hi theo i'm four. yeah i've been working at the factory i. don't. yeah i can't even i can't even buy a can. of dip in my crib. oh man ah. you guys be good to yourselves man how. about that diamond baby. pretty cool pretty cool to watch a lot. of neat stuff happening in the world man.

and it can happen to other people and it. can happen to us man you got to be good. to yourselves man. let's go bishop gun baby making it. i ain't seen home in about a hundred. days i can almost hear. mama pray for my restless soul. [Music]. and i ain't made a dollar i ain't spent. [Music].

i'm tired man let's go baby i'm making. it come on. [Music]. i'm making good time.

[Music]. and um all of my plants slip. right through my hands and wind up next. to me. broken on the ground. if this bottle was an hourglass i'd say. that i'm about an. hour past the minute i should have put.

it down. [Music]. but i'm making it i make it wrong. i feel right. [Music]. i'm making it and it helps when i'm. heading there. i'm making good time.

oh.

and. [Music]. but i'm in pretty good shape. for. [Music]. i'm in pretty good shape for the shape. that i'm in that's the truth.

you guys be good to yourselves man you. deserve it and uh and uh i'll see you. next week.