Thug Nasty Bryce Mitchell | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #250
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that's just what Brendan Schaub you know. he does like a lot of UFC stuff yeah. hell yeah I love them I like the purple. purple I've had the purple a lot yeah. that's really yeah huh why do you think. it tastes different yeah I used to do so. many of them dude I wouldn't want to eat. dinner that's what their dispenser. that's my curse today we spin I'll go.
get some Gatorade powder huh. it makes it six books on feeding life if. I need it for that way in that way break. a couple over for the episode he [ __ ]. with purple oh this is beautiful.
okay and he said you keeping the fuel. off for you what for our way in I like. to drink them cold like cuz when your. throat gets all dry just feels good. drink something cold you know right. after the weigh-in that's when you'll. have one right right after the weigh-in. first thing when I get off the scale. when my buddy he's supposed to be. watching mine and it puts him in the. freezer and we got a fight coming up or. weigh-in coming up in three hours things. [ __ ] frozen solid solid frozen so on.
the way to the fight I got my twin my. legs just right up on my nuts just. warming it up yeah help me that body. Marty heat and and just give you. something you know cool you off well. well he took his and put it in a. microwave and he said you know I seen. him he put mine in the microwave for. like 30 seconds and I walked out so we. do and you can't microwave that [ __ ]. it's plastic you [ __ ] melt the. plastic he said no it's fine I took mine. out and I said you know you can have. yours and he had a blue one yeah and he.
put his in the [ __ ] microwave for. about two three. minutes till it thought out and he drunk. it right when he get off the scale. dude he threw up everywhere oh it's cuz. that plastic yeah no that's really true. huh that I would put like a chemical or. something I can't prove it but I just. know that that's he [ __ ] up bro oh you. take the here's how you work you just. take the cap off usually you take the. cap like mine's got to think oh it's on. the top right there see then you just. see I don't have that you just twist. that so yeah you got that yeah that's a.
little secret right there nah see most. of them are supposed to have it like. that if not it something yeah man the. blue ain't bad I really ain't but like I. said it's got bad juju only [ __ ] purple. yeah I seen my buddy drink a blue sick. as a dog man he felt like [ __ ] the next. day - he was good in the first round was.
he then the fight kept going starts. getting a little bit gassed and that's. it yeah yeah that was it yeah yeah hell. yeah brother thank you for having me man. happy to see you man do you know what. the date is today. twelve twelve something I just picked a. 16 I go right in the middle brothers. guests leased them nah man any excuse to. crack open a damn pedia like this yeah.
up to you know and you got a water right. there - I think I just I'll just drink. on this the whole time but I love these. pee lights gang man Bryce Mitchell how. was that flight man nah I don't like. flying. really I wore my boots for the flight. yeah the whole time you take them off. while you're on the plane no I don't. know I leave them boots on you know why. wear my boots on a plane hold on let me. think for a second no all right when I.
get on I'm looking for terrorists really. always assume there's about four of them. yeah you know and if there's four of. them you know how they operate right. there's gonna be two sleepers so I'm. really I'm looking for the four ones. they're gonna pop up those are the. [ __ ] I'm dropping first. and most it can attack you even if. there's four of them on a plane only two. can attack you one in the front one in. back I got a pair of boots I'm going. boom right two nuts right there you know. I'm saying boom right two nuts. boom boom turnaround taking out another. one I'm gonna start stomping on their.
heads and [ __ ] and then I'm looking for. the sleepers oh yeah so and sort of. sleepers is it but how many more do you. think that they would have at least two. sleepers if they know what they're doing. if not there's some rookies I'm gonna. [ __ ] them up anyways yeah not this is. bush league terrorism yeah this is a. small-time outfit you know it probably. just some [ __ ] fellas out out of. Jackson you know I probably just with. some guys I went to USA mm-hmm I'm ready. for the real [ __ ] yeah. did I think about that so now buddy of.
mine reported a reported a guy in his on. his flight who seemed like sketchy you. know and the whole time the flight. attendants like watching this guy and I. think it was just like a sweaty guy. mmm-hmm you know just look real fidgety. yeah I keep my eyes on a man yeah those. could be your sleepers right there. they might not stand up first but you. know they're back there just geeking. ready yeah respect they're sharpening. their fuses yeah you got their little.
shank and that's where I got my boots on. buddy I love it man was it nerve-racking. this your first time to Los Angeles yes. sir that's awesome I've actually stopped. at the airport before could my mom she. took me her why one time me and my. sister and we stopped to LA and then. flew to Hawaii it's my first time like. getting out walking around and stuff I. really liked the sushi yeah yeah good. sushi you wouldn't had some huh yeah. twice already. yeah because a lot of sushi had grown up.
a lot of time we just had catfish mostly. which is really my favorite but then you. start getting a fish in the sushi no. I've never had catfish and sushi how. about to say now that don't sound good. at all you gotta fry that catfish man. I've tried to do Gumbo's and whatnot. with Manish it just needs to be fried. yeah wonder why that is I wonder why you. can't do catfish as like a um like a. sushi what well you can't eat it raw cuz. it's like a freshwater or. what what not I've heard that it's God.
makes good you can only eat those. saltwater fish. my name is mainly saltwater fish you can. only eat them raw but like salmon I. guess there's saltwater and freshwater. they kind of alternate or something like. that but catfish ain't supposed to eat. it raw yeah ever I guess even by looking. at it if I look at it I'll be like I. ain't eatin this raw yes look it in the. face a bit I feel like dude they're my. favorite yeah they are my favorite. they're my favorite to catch they're. probably my favorite to eat they're just.
like little dirty bottom feeders man. just like me dude I remember we used to. go fishing for like bull heads they used. to call them like em all yeah and we'd. go catch those and those like some of. the first thing that we would catch well. then we're tastiest ones you know when. they start getting too big they don't. taste as good you have to actually trim. off a lot of the meat yeah I don't I get. too big you get like a 10 pounder you're. gonna be you know trimming some meat off. of it you don't even want to eat because. it turns red because once I get like a. certain age I guess all the chemicals.
and [ __ ] in the water starts building up. in their system because they're. collectors really that's a thing they're. almost like a shrimp of a fish really I. mean they're definitely they're not. really yeah I guess they're not your. cleanest ones oh that's interesting I. never thought that sushi comes from a. lot more of ocean fish yeah that salt. water I guess purifies it or something. like that but uh what do you get what. kind of sushi do you get I like the. salmon and watch Jamie I like them all I. like every damn one of them but I just. the reason I get to salmon is because I.
hear everybody say it's the the. healthiest for you so I'll get like. salmon and scallop and stuff like that. because I'm really just trying to eat. healthy when I eat it yeah now what will. you get you get that sashimi where they. cut it's just the fish or you get it on. the little on those little a little rice. back. I do the rolls of it were they come in. like little rolls like that big. sometimes that like the one I got today. it had it had salmon in the middle of. the roll and then on the outside I had I. mean I'm sorry I had scallops in the. middle of rolling on the outside I had. salmon mmm so I'm just trying to eat.
healthy really yeah and so you like. sushi because it really provides it. provides it's easy to eat healthy there. yeah yeah it's like something good that. that's healthy too you know because a. lot of the stuff that you did she eat. that's healthy you don't really like it. yeah. you're just eating it because it's. healthy well sushi I like it in its. healthy yeah kill two birds one stone. do they have a sushi place in your town. they have one and I mean it's it's. pretty pricey you know if I go there. it's a special occasion oh yeah prom. actually yeah ask my girlfriend out.
there we went yeah yeah that's kind of a. dude I remember when I was growing up. dude they had one of the night if you. took a girl to sushi that's some real. [ __ ] yes it was like a real that was. taking a girl out yeah yeah that's how I. was really shocked I've done it the girl. that you're seeing did you just were you. dating her in high school or what no. she's uh no when I was in high school. she was she's waking up out of high. school she's older than me I think she's. seven years old learned me so you know. dope she yeah she grown-ass woman.
let her spank you sometime you might. have to me I won't say nothing but we do. peeping tom and whenever I was growing. up and we used to go and they had this. one house you could go to dude and the. man was always uh him and the wife was. always spanking each other and we would. go [ __ ] just looking through a hole. in the wall no no no by the window we. don't watch nice to love it man I used.
to love that kind of stuff um were you. nervous about flying to Los Angeles like. I mean you said you flew here before. what were you nervous about getting here. has there been anything that's been like. unique that you've seen oh that stands. out you know I pretty much just went to. the hotel I'm actually uh I am nervous. about walking around town and [ __ ] I. didn't really go nowhere you know I. don't I don't like to don't know where I. don't even like to travel honestly I. really don't I like to sit home I like. to I got free time I like to go out. somewhere you know coefficient or you.
know something like that but big cities. and stuff they scare me I don't like. walking around yeah. why no tusen without my pistol yeah I. don't know if this is a concealed carry. state I don't think it is [ __ ] around. and find out well look I say also keep a. couple long yeah yeah yeah I say same. thing I mean I just throw a bullet. really hard at somebody off. dude it would be cool if you got the.
tips of those boots plated like a bullet. you know mm-hm. with like the copper that they're really. in I'd be pretty dope and some steel. toes yeah now they're just regular I got. them for five bucks at a yard sale. oh nice just your regular ass-kicking. boots do you have a yard at home what. your uh I know you got a driveway effort. you talked about it you have a yard yeah. yeah it's all pasture you know I got. like probably I don't know maybe ten. trees or something.
you know but a bunch of you know just. acres of just pasture field it's all. good hay yeah. actually I don't really know what ton. about hay but um I called over a buddy. who does and he says you got pretty good. hay about 50 bucks a bail and they cut. it do they does he come and cut it or no. well first year that I had I moved in I. told my neighbor he's really nice and I. liked the guys names mr. Jimmy mm-hmm. well Jimmy had cows out on on me and I. didn't care I wanted two cows out there. cuz they eat the hay they fertilize I.
want to farm it all anyways yeah I'm. just kind of waiting till I get my farm. equipment set up and everything but I. want to farm it so I want that that soil. being fertile and whatnot oh yeah that's. nice looking to seeing the cows okay. cool yeah they would headbutt my trailer. and [ __ ] kind of left some holes so I. had two barbed wire around the trailer. other than that and you know they're. constantly [ __ ] in the yard but my. dogs kind of scared them off around. trailer so they weren't [ __ ] like. right by the trailer right all the time. sometimes I would if the dogs run out. they come up to the trailer they'd head. but my barbed wire and [ __ ] everywhere.
but they played a little game or. something yeah yeah they they play. grab-ass with them dogs out there so the. first year I had Jimmy and Jimmy was. just taking all the hay and giving it to. his cows and Jimmy's nice I don't mind I. didn't mind it at all you know I never. said anything about us yet take it all. the shares didn't care. well he sold all them cows right and so. he sold all them cows and some other. dudes start taking her hey boy I guess. his name's Johnny you know whatever the.
hell his name is. I don't know so Johnny comes over and. Johnny's taking a and. I tell him hey man how about 200 bucks. for this whole field you know and that. was I I appraised it I got my buddy who. does it for you know on the side and he. said man you got at least $1,200 worth -. hey at least maybe $1,500 work just. depending on where you're selling it a. grass appraiser dog somebody's got. enough yeah well I got Bermuda oh wow. Bermuda is supposed to be the best of. the best for the further hey and he said.
you've got Bermuda in your yard you know. and it would [ __ ] I got the good [ __ ]. they Brown frown nose yeah yes I'm. saying I got the [ __ ] [ __ ] so Jimmy. come or Johnny comes over and he says. can I mow all that and I said well house. 200 bucks sound like I said I already. had it appraised it's probably got 1,200. bucks worth of [ __ ] typically you're. looking at like a 4060 split they take. 60 you take 40 because they're they're. paying for all the equipment yeah. they're there they're putting in hours.
yeah you know so 40s doing anything you. watching them yeah so I know the land. yeah and I'm sitting here asking for. less than 20 you know and what do you. say shakes my hand says okay you got a. deal comes back next day I'm outside. painting he comes up storms his truck in. my driveway just slams on the brakes. gets out this older fella you know I'm. out and I'm not a [ __ ] a I'm not gonna. punch older fella yeah but this. [ __ ] walks up to me like he's. gonna plumb what my ass he storms up to.
me and he says you know what I thought. about what you said and you ain't no man. in your word you told Jimmy he could. have all this hey blah blah blah blah. blah and I say hey your name ain't Jimmy. [ __ ] you know I didn't tell you. [ __ ] you know I did tell Jimmy he could. have hey you ain't Jimmy you know and. then blah blah blah yeah yeah and he. says well I'm putting up a gate between. or a fence between our yards I said I. don't give a [ __ ] you you waste your. time put up your friends I don't give a. [ __ ]. next day he comes over apologized and.
blah blah blah he says I'm sorry for the. way I acted I was mad that my I guess. one of his little tools broke he hit a. stump with his little hay Harvester and. it broke one of his little things so he. was mad about that I forgave him but. we're not in good terms you know he just. pissed me off of you and the. I really got a falling out a little bit. yeah yeah effing Utley thank you. definitely but yeah I guess in some do. you guys have anything else on your. property that's like pecans acorns. anything like that and you think readily.
sellable I got a little bit of a. currents in the back I'm gonna plant. some oh I have planted some oak trees I. planted two of them I planted like more. than ten of them only two of them left. because I planted them at the wrong time. I don't know the first thing about. farming um but it's a long-term goal. deers oh definitely man like I want to. have cattle them put some oak trees in. the back have the acres and you know. have corn all in taters yeah the whole. thing man oh hey my Mimi she grew up on.
a farm you know that's kind of what made. me want to do it and she lives there. near you well she's passed away she's. from Hot Springs that's nice that's. about two hours from my place so I moved. about two hours north of Hot Springs and. yeah well so she always said that the. tomatoes and okra. she says she swore up and down she said. tomatoes and okra grows good in Arkansas. oh wow and so I'm definitely gonna grow. tomatoes and okra and Mimi said that's.
your grandmother uh-huh yeah and um what. crops do they have around you guys. soybeans a lot of corn a lot of cotton. there's a [ __ ] ton of rice oh really. cause the number one producer rice in. the country I believe number two in the. world Wow out of all the other countries. I think we produce more in most. countries in the state Arkansas and. that's fascinating whoops us but you. know it's all a [ __ ] China no China to. come over here and do it do what they.
ass do whatever you're doing over there. you love Arkansas man mmm you love it I. need your family lived there for a long. time or you guys as far back as I know. yeah uh my family's lived in Arkansas so. I all I know back is my great-grandma. Cora my great-grandma court you know. Bill Clinton's from Arkansas my. great-grandma Cora babysat Bill Clinton. the why she raised him and what does she. remember anything.
and low key information well she loved. him she loved my grandma I hate him I. Mimi and she hated him she despised him. my mom don't like him just because of. his politics and whatnot but as as far. as who raised him that was my. great-grandma she raised him. her name's Cora Walters she's in the. book that my life by Bill Clinton I. don't I didn't read the book I just get. to the page with her picture I've. listened to the other what's funny is. I've listened to the audiobook of that.
mm-hmm. Fayetteville's beautiful people don't. give Fayetteville it doesn't get enough. credit man mm-hmm yeah it's about three. hours for me. okay there's where I bought my Toyota. that's the last time that I went up. there I bought a Toyota this year a. little Corolla good on gas mm-hmm how to. drive up Fayetteville to get it does it. have a back seat or not mm-hmm yeah. mm-hm yeah 240,000 miles on it still. going strong oh damn yeah. that thing looked at us and what I saw -. hundred it ain't gonna stop no that's.
what I sat down I'll [ __ ] go til fire. gets in I got a manual - oh really it's. gonna go you wear a shirt when you drive. or you don't just depends. yeah was it your first car has my first. good one my other car actually I did. have a Honda Civic it was good as. automatic transmission yeah it was going. good man 220,000 miles in it and I had. to change out the timing belt and I was. gonna do it myself but you had to have.
this well I thought at the time you you. had to have this fancy I stole to do it. and turns out I looked on YouTube this. guy did it he rigged up his own wrench. it's like you basically have to have. this heavy-duty right you got or. somebody really strong in a crowbar you. got to have and that's the eggs yeah I. seen it do it on YouTube doing it with. the pipe and a crowbar yeah he took his. his wrench put a pipe on end of it and. then took it in. I could have done that but I didn't know. that at the time so I took it in two. weeks three weeks after I got that.
timing belt changed the bolt that holds. all that [ __ ] together broke when I was. driving down the road so I already know. that the mechanic probably it wasn't a. car it's probably a mechanic when. he was tightening that bolt and he. probably either stripped it on the way. you know cracked it on the way out or. put it on too tight. but the Honda Civic was a good car now I. had a Nissan Altima it was [ __ ] had one. of the CVT transmissions oh I don't even. familiar with that wood man I guess it. stands for maybe I used to make love to.
a girl that had Altima though a. beautiful girl man God the car sucks. though well the the newer ones like the. 2007 plus if you go back to like the 90s. they're good cars but they started. fancying them up when they got it's like. 2007 they started making these CVT. transmissions they are [ __ ] man I had my. transmission went out 110 thousand -. that's that's nothing that's nothing at. all man that's nothing I do that bro you.
can [ __ ] do that on a bike yeah yeah. that's what I'm saying. and the UH the old ones though they were. very good like the 90s from the 90s. early yeah that's what she had she had. something from the 90s brawny thing. solid the windows didn't work on it. brother [ __ ] it you know what I'm saying. sometimes it's wet inside mm-hmm but she. was a beautiful girl man um what was it. was a job you had before fighting a pain. a lot used to work at a restaurant I. thought that mm-hmm.
just paining a lot really I mean I've. done some landscaping [ __ ] like that. dude you have a design anybody in your. family have a business like that do. landscaping or painting or how'd you get. into painting just well I was playing. video games one day I was like 16 years. old just some young stupid punk ass. sitting there and my and my bedroom. playing video games and some dude killed. me mm-hmm. I started talking crap I got mad and. just busted my door down I mean didn't. just punch a hole in it I mean I punched.
the damn half the door was broke yeah. I've seen some of the work you do man I. was for like two weeks for it got fixed. I didn't have to open my closet I just. grabbed a shirt through the whole you. know huge [ __ ] I didn't open the door. I just grabbed a shirt out you know when. my mom she made me pay to get fixed and. she hired this guy he's old a Vietnam. veteran whatnot but oh yeah but good. dude he come to fix doors so hey you. want a job I've been working for him you. know oh wow yeah taught me everything I.
know about painting when you go back. home now - are you still painting in. your side are you doing a side work hey. every now and then yeah every now and. then but I try not to overload myself. with it or nothing like that you know. just every now and then yeah and how. often are you training like you guys. just had a buddy you gonna just like. kind of start back in the new year. no I trained right when I got back I. trained five days last week I'm a. trained tonight i'ma go I know you're. doing a show I want to go to that show. man but I got to I got to go to tenth.
planet well I'm here my never been a. tenth planet I mean if it wasn't my. career if I was here for vacation and. [ __ ] you know I'd go to your show ten. out ten times but it could save my life. in a fight you know me going to tenth. planet ask him one of them guys Eddie. Bravo man like I mean he's he's [ __ ]. legit and unless I know y'all probably. look at him as the funny guy [ __ ]. around and y'all go hang out dude I look. at him like professor and you know like. this dude knows his [ __ ] you know I'm. saying yeah yeah well I'll tell you this.
I was just texting with him earlier I. told him you were gonna be in tell him I. said what's up brother I will. I certainly will man so when you think. about is it is it recently that fighting. started to become to seem more like. actual profession because you know you. decide to use time to deal with UFC. right hmm and is it starting to seem. like more like a profession.
definitely the more that I've done it. the more because it good does it go. because I noticed things go from a hobby. sometimes to okay this is like something. that's starting to be kind of real and. then it starts to seem like okay this is. this is my job yeah definitely like what. I've born to do yeah it's it's. definitely set in to me that uh when I. first started you know you're just. messing around just seeing if you can. win a fight and then uh but yeah I've. come to realization that's what I was.
born to do you know I was born to go in. there and do this [ __ ] and that's you. know I can see me providing for the. people that I love with this [ __ ] it's. not a joke no more ain't no hobby you. know I got to go out here and I got to. [ __ ] win yeah I've got to there's no. other [ __ ] you know I was put here to. do this for my family and that's right. you know do you feel whenever you are do. you start to feel more comfortable when. you go into into the Octagon I do you. start to feel more comfortable in a cage. what is it like like you know what I'm. saying this Cup because I just the only.
thing I can compare it to really is. comedy and I know it's different but. going into something where you're. against someone else you know I'm kind. of against an audience in a way like but. in the beginning does it feel more like. nerves and then it starts to feel more. like okay confidence does that make any. sense yeah it is a lot of that man and. now when I go in there it's like she's. like I don't really know it's you summed. it up pretty well you know it's hard to.
put into words how I felt about it over. the years. but now I go in there confident I go in. there for months I visualize hurting. this guy I visualize him hurting me you. know if I was to die in there I. visualized that yeah you know I. visualize just some of the worst things. that can happen and and I'm I go in. there and just like. you feel really calm about it you know. just uh I I mean there's not really I'm.
not good at putting it into words how I. feel it's just a it's a sense of. easiness you know like like I'm I'm not. really stressed out about I'm really not. you know I'm comfortable I know that I. was born to do this [ __ ] you know that's. this is the only thing I'm worth to piss. at and you know my family can live. better lives if I go in here and do this. right so I just feel like I'm supposed. to be there I don't even care if I died. in there you know it's like that's. that's what I'm supposed to be doing. amen brother and if you died would you. want to die you think like face like.
belly down or belly up you think I'm. thinking like suplex like straight up. dropped on my head and then I'm sorry. grout with a neck end I want it to be in. the first round they break my neck and. then I fight the other four rounds on. the broke neck yeah they're gonna be. like animal [ __ ] it was bad million. dollar price $2 neck just drop their. knee like I supposed to die a few rounds.
ago but uh okay I ought to get this done. after that I'll get reincarnated after. that I'll come back is like a eagle or. something would you be man dragon or. some [ __ ]. yeah well that's two that's a wise. eviler dragon want it really I could see. you more like a fox like a [ __ ]. strong Fox and also maybe one of its. parents was a pit bull in the mountain. goats you ever seen a mountain goat yeah. I'd be one of them it's [ __ ] amazing. out they can stay on the side of a. mountain yeah I had they climb up there.
oh yeah I've seen a lot of videos man. I've watched tons of videos of to see. how a four-legged thing that's almost. like a rectangle can stay on the side of. a mountain. mm-hm you ever seen them Eagles knock. them off it blows my mind. oh that's well that's how the Eagles. hunt oh no wait till they're up on that. mountain and you swoop by come get them. boom just knock them off they tumble. down oh yeah do you start to have like. ideas of you know I know you say you. want to train in Arkansas and you love. training in Arkansas and then obviously.
your home means a lot to you do you. start to think about training elsewhere. at a certain point I mean Arkansas was. always going to be your home for sure. yeah I've uh I've cross trained a lot of. places over the years I think the most. I've ever been away from home was about. a month-and-a-half man it was so. terrible I don't think I'll go that that. far away from home again that long I. mean it was just terrible and I just. wanted to be home so bad and the dudes.
was [ __ ] where I was at anyways at. one of the places when I went for a. month and a half I went I did a triangle. I went to Chicago mm-hmm. three weeks slept on my buddies sucked. on my buddies and then though he doing. just traveling or what traveling and. training yep you know that was in that. Nissan Altima with the shitty. transmission oh yeah I drove all around. the country yeah I went to a Chicago. stayed up there I went to Denver and. then I went to San Diego have you heard. of Jeff Glover mm-hmm okay I went I went.
dead of you yeah jujitsu legend yeah. [ __ ] legend and I went to his place. he choked the [ __ ] out of me yeah yeah. he's good and he's good is it an honor. to get choked out by somebody that great. oh definitely dude and I'm not giving. him nothing. you know I would never go in there and. let this dude tap me like he evil G you. know he got me Wow yeah and do you try. to go out so you try to go hard on him. no matter who it is huh I mean it what. you guys are doing I mean obviously stop. being gonna crank it all the way up yeah.
yeah you know and you can go hard. without trying to trying to hurt him you. know like an armbar you don't have to. crank it as hard as you can you can just. kind of ease up on it but uh and if. you're sparring you know I have a thing. we're not wanting to get knocked out in. a gym so I'll always tell you and I went. to for example now that we're talking. about that San Diego trip I went to. Alliance MMA and you know Dominick Cruz. you know I do not Nick those yes. Dominick Cruz Jeremy Stephens well I. went down there to Alliance for like two. days and a train down there and they do.
a lot of sparring and they spar heart. and I told them I said hey man please. don't knock me out you know and that's. that's how I start out the conversation. I don't even you know when I go up to a. new guy in a gym I don't even tell him. my name I just say hey brother please. don't knock me out. yeah you're not a Jehovah's Witness yeah. yes yeah exactly. exactly you know I don't want on. especially in somebody Jim. usually when you know new guy comes up. in a gym he lands couple punches on you. you're thinking [ __ ] you I'm taking your.
head off you know I'm saying yeah so I. just let him know right off the bat hey. please don't knock me out yeah I'm not. here for that and then I start out the. the round with just like some [ __ ]. jabs just to let him know this is the. pace I'm setting pop-pop you know and. that's it and you I've never had anybody. in another gym in sparring tried to hurt. me you know I have in my own gym and I. just walked away yeah then like [ __ ]. this dude I'm out for the day. and I've had a guy he was a heavyweight.
it was a it was actually in that Denver. trip when I stopped at Denver he's a. heavyweight retired UFC fighter you know. jujitsu how you you usually start on the. knees you'll touch and then booming and. you're going you know where I was going. with this guy and he's a heavyweight I. mean he was [ __ ] me up. you know he was kamorin me and he was. armbar and me and just like the Kimura I. had my hands I was defending it he'd. just break my grip yesterday I'm strong. and I mean that don't bother me I tell I.
was tapping quick you know I was just. like tap tap tap you know let's go again. let's let's do it again they even learn. something yeah I'm here to learn you. know I came to get tapped out I don't. mind and I mean this dude's just. destroying me probably tapped me out. like five times just Kimora's and all. this [ __ ] cranking and all this [ __ ]. well he was behind me you ever heard of. a stand-up and wrestling like it's. winter it's when somebody on the ground. stands up that's very simple. yeah well it's a it's an escape you know. so this guy's behind me I'm on all fours.
I stand up I turn around to seem like I. break his grip I stripped the grip is. what they call I strip the grip I get it. and I turn around I face him I go right. back to my knees and what happened and. he says you stand up again I'm gonna. [ __ ] you up this is a so yeah yeah yeah. this is at a gym in Denver and I mean. everybody else at the gym was nice and I. didn't have any problems with anybody at. the gym but that [ __ ] right. there just. hits me I'll never forget that that. pissed me off and I'm like dude you.
[ __ ] me up I'm gonna find you out in. the parking lot you know you're bigger. but I'll find something you know like. yeah alright yeah they don't start at. the knees and work my way I'm saying man. that's just you know they just kind of. pissed me off. [ __ ] Bryce and the Beanstalk there. you roll right up I remember stuff like. that pisses me off and I wasn't you know. I wouldn't be in cocky or nothing you. know I stood up I returned right back to. the knees and where I'm from how you. negotiate you say hey I would like you. to not stand up again I'll say yes sir. yeah and I won't ever stand up on you.
again if that's what if I know you don't. like people standing up right but [ __ ]. that's common where I'm from in the. middle around you try to stand up and. you restart you know how did you get. into it man how did you get into how did. you get into who brought you into. fighting man my first fight I was about. you know yay tall you know just just out. messing around in the backyard and then. who was it well it just depends I you.
know I guess the the first little bit of. roughhouse and that I did it was all you. could consider a training okay you know. you could consider that training my. first legit fight it was my neighbor his. name was oh yeah dude. everybody bro everybody in rural America. or in the south rural area has a [ __ ]. neighbor name [ __ ] dawg okay let's hear. more man he was it was he selling weed.
too or no he got addicted to heroin oh. yeah start worshipping Satan and [ __ ]. you know but really that's like this. this this was way way before all that. this was we was all young and so it all. started on a bus and on what a greyhound. of school school bus yeah and my buddy. comes up to me we had just maxed out and. he played football play basketball so. maxing end of a gym and a gym we did. bench press hell yeah the football team. man or basketball team so I got a buddy.
he comes up would you hit 225 or would. you hit it as like 115. I was in seventh that's weak but stuff. but it ain't you baby s Cody bench like. 145 or something yeah he has some good. and he was bigger me he's like six. inches taller he benched more but he. didn't train I'd already trained in the. backyard you know like my neighbors have. whooped my ass and be a box and stuff. Cody I think he just thought cuz he. benched more he's come plum whup my ass.
right dude comes up to me that sitting. by Cody and he's actually really good. friend of mine you know I'm a best. friends and he comes but he starting. some [ __ ] he comes up to me he goes Cody. says he benches more than you. you know he's stronger than you he'd. mentioned 145 the only [ __ ] 115 I said. will you tell Cody I don't give a [ __ ]. and he goes up there and he tells Cody I. don't give a [ __ ] well Cody I get and I. don't even know what Cody if even Cody. even said anything I think they're nuts. and [ __ ] I love that man is young you.
know and so he comes back and says Cody. says he ain't scared of you and I said. well tell Cody I still beat his ass and. so he told me and so long story short. you know I go down to Cody's house and. he lived down the hill so I wore my. rollerblades. oh I'll rollerblade down this Hill. swapping in my shoes and we start well. there's a bunch of neighbors there's. about six neighbors there and they. showed up they showed up yeah they want. to see this [ __ ] we didn't we could have. fought a Cody's house but his mom was.
home so we fought down the street and oh. yeah we know y'all shirts off yeah yeah. yeah it's going down my list yeah I like. the shoes so we're about to go right. other place Turner oh yeah dude I'm. ready to [ __ ] go and I'm dead for now. I'm already got my plan I'm [ __ ]. doing this and I'm getting out I'm. rollerblading home. come up with a dip end after I'm [ __ ] oh. and I'm sorry and the neighbors they. start saying whoa oh wait wait wait you.
know somebody could die that's what when. a neighbor starts saying it said I seen. if you if you punch them in the nose the. the the brain always that's what will my. neighbors start saying no somebody's. gonna get hit in the nose and they're. gonna the nose is gonna go up in a brain. someone's dead I'm telling you we can't. let this happen. that's rural logic right yes so that's. what they start saying well they have. their little committee their Commission. meeting you know and they say okay no. face shots oh I love this I saw all.
right [ __ ] it. let's go right off the bat boom I take. him down I get in on him you know we're. throwing a little bit but I get in on. him take him down and I just mount him. and start punching him right in the. throat and which is way worse than. another thing that's way worse than the. know the throat is just like a big white. kind of just note like nose that's under. your head yeah and you know it'll crush. you know it'll actually kill you getting. hit in the nose won't right but getting. hit in the throat or I actually kill you.
so I'm punching this dude in the [ __ ]. throw I didn't know any better you know. that's the only word I didn't think I. was that point are you fighting like. this is what's interesting man because I. remember being in [ __ ] like this when I. was growing up right people would. arrange it and then it would kind of. come around and then it's so funny you. remind me of rules people started with. making rules like a look no weapon you. can't bring anything in one time I say. you couldn't punch you can only kick bro. and they take their arm I remember they. throw other side of us I'm [ __ ] up. it's [ __ ] up but it's fun too though. dude you know you do like a lot of light.
so you get good at kicking yeah the hard. part is getting up off the ground it's. just two [ __ ] idiots in duct tape. trying to just get up you know good if. the other dude fell down you stomp but I. thought yeah but you got to be up when. he falls yeah you don't want to fall. down yeah well you know how you can do. it get up you know I do get up uh-uh. okay you know I do get up how do I do it. I could do one I don't know if you can. get on the camera yeah you wanna see get.
up yeah I do get up well yeah you got. put on the camera though yeah we'll see. people got to see this so we'll make. sure what. you're fighting with your hands duct. tape this had this the only way to get. up some James Brown Shay I'm ready for.
that [ __ ] sign me up. arms on down man yeah it's almost like. it's alright you're back huh yeah. practice that a lot that wasn't my first. try I wasn't my first try hey that.
shouldn't work oh hey this [ __ ] works if. you get back up you get back up. oh man um but now at that point when. you're fighting man here's something I. remember about being in that type of. environment when you're fighting at that. point you're fighting some neighborhood. kid you're not really fighting because. you don't like him right right it's kind. of you're fighting for gotta test it out.
is it sport is it you're trying to [ __ ]. like you're kind of putting on a show. for the people around you what are you. fighting for at that instance you know. because he's talking [ __ ] yeah you know. it's like yeah you know if I didn't hate. the kid hell we hung out the rest of our. growing up you live right now sure I. mean we didn't hang out but I'd see him. I didn't hate dude I see him walking his. dog down the street I'd wave at him yeah. I didn't hate the guy but you just kind. of testing it out just kind of hell I. think it's built into you I mean you got.
to think man we used to really have to. survive you know I we were so pussified. now you know but that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is. in you dude like the the the the feeling. I get after a fight especially after. this last one man I just can't even it's. one of the best it's just overwhelming. man that's. some tribal [ __ ] that's you know like. back in the day we had tribes man Jenny. you Nick Eddie Bravo all four of us dude.
you know we're out fighting wolves and. bears and [ __ ]. yeah like neighbors fighting for like. perimeter where our land is kind of. where their land is built in to get food. who don't get food yeah yeah this shit's. built into you man just like [ __ ] and. eating food and you know the ability to. fight if you have to I think it's it's. just appears it's wired into you yeah I. know it makes sense and it makes sense. that it would in some people it would. have a stronger reach you know like if. like the hands of time we're coming down.
like you know the ability and the desire. to fight might go longer in one lineage. you know and then and one person that it. might in and another person you know do. you start to think about opponents that. you would like to fight or do you do you. start to do you start to kind of put. that in your head yet or you just kind. of take them what they're not taking. what they're given but you just like are. you being proactive in that sense are. you kind of are you kind of just like.
you know just like are you starting to. say I want to fight this guy or when do. you do that you know well I mean that's. just everybody has their own you know. for me I'm just gonna take whatever they. give me I have called out Floyd. Mayweather because I think that's just. the easiest money I ever making my damn. life and I even I even offered to box. him and only real reason that I did that. is because he was talking [ __ ] about him. and my fighters in general I seen this. interview he was talking [ __ ] about MMA.
fighters and I'd really just like to you. know teach him some glamorous but you. know just piss me off you know. yeah if mean me and Floyd are in the. cell you know he's getting [ __ ] yeah. you know he's getting [ __ ] and and. when I wake up baby some grits and eggs. he's my [ __ ] I'm saying you know I. ain't scared of Floyd maybe couldn't do. [ __ ] to me and me and him was an. elevator and a prison cell whatever he's. my [ __ ] you know and so I just it made. me mad to see him that's the only person.
I've ever called out Lloyd may well. and like I said I'll box him because I. seen him talking [ __ ] about all MMA. fighter he was like MMA is not even a. skill blah blah blah he's saying the. boxing MMA is not he said MMA is for. beer drinkers who like dude you know. what did he [ __ ] Connor right mmhmm yeah. Connor whooped that ass for the first. five rounds four or five rounds you. think you could do better than Connor. did against him yeah I think I'd fight. him dirty I mean he wouldn't he there's. no way he's yeah I think I beat him I.
mean I I know I can tell you really I. tell you right now dude I tell you right. now to kind of remember who he was you. he's [ __ ] fastest you know and but. there's just not you know I never heard. her and that that's what intrigues me. about I really want to fight cuz it. nobody thinks I can beat him but I don't. care what nobody thinks you know you. ever heard of Sons ooh sons ooh art of. war oh yeah. let your plans be darkest night you know. so I couldn't tell you what I'd do to.
him but I promise you dude it wouldn't. be like anybody he's [ __ ] box TV do. Dark Arts something maybe some I put. some dark arts. voodoo [ __ ] black magic on that. [ __ ] I'm telling you right now. would not fight him conventional okay. that's that's what people think oh I'm. gonna go in there and box no I'll show. you how to fight fully Mayweather. you know we used to tie to that have. these older kids with tire rope around. these two kids and both y'all run in. opposite direction you know and just go. as fast as you could and somebody.
[ __ ] well yeah you know next thing. that somebody's got a [ __ ] limp or. you know or somebody just [ __ ] got a. built-in dance move every time they take. a step after that yeah I should all uh I. don't [ __ ] move your joists around. you know that reminds me of uh I've done. this one thing maybe want to crazier. things I've done a horse wrestling you. get you getting two horses one face that. way on face other way you lock arms and. you just try to pull that sumbitch off. the horse oh really yeah and you're on. there like jousters yeah you're on there.
but you lock arms arms trot somebody's. falling off the horse if not both of you. I am and what are you doing with the. other armor you kind of holding on to. the horse you could pimp smack them if. you want. Oh up here now it's cold outside and. it's dark. ooh and it's only 4:00 p.m. and what's. going on man climate change or something.
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shipping with code th EO at manscape. calm as 20% off with Free Shipping at. manscape comm use code theo clean up. your nuts and make Santa proud make your. family proud make everybody proud get. right with your nuts after this last. fight mais people really started jumping. onto the Bryce Mitchell bus you know do. you worry about that kind of like effect. in like how you know your concentration. and your focus man I don't do any media.
or anything like that. I don't have a Twitter I don't get on. Instagram I don't do a Facebook I. deleted all that [ __ ] everybody in my. life is the exact same you know this is. just the craziest thing that I do is. come out here and get on this podcast. but you know like I appreciate ya I. appreciate you having me it's awesome. I've heard nothing but good about you so. it's honor to be here well thanks for. coming me yeah I feel like a lot of. times they yeah like especially Holly. wouldn't stuff looks down upon people.
from like the places that were from a. lot of times you guys Flo that are you. from Louisiana I knew it. just had a rural Louisiana and not. really like a fancy place just kind of a. regular place you know you know the kind. of place where I don't know dude the. kind of place where I knew when you guys. were walking down that Street to go. fight that at that point both people. have taken their shirts off yeah you. know yeah like that's just the [ __ ] I. just knew it days already yeah like it. just there was no doubt about it man uh. the kind of place where you everybody's.
tattoos they're always they did the. first couple their self or their buddy. did I'm gonna real shitty and it's. usually a cross hmm you know what I'm. talking about my girlfriend she's a. tattoo artist yeah. yep she's really good too she has her. own little shop and everything where's. it where's her where she do it at it's. in Searcy yeah mmm what's it called. American dream tattoos work she gives. good giving you any nope. she's gonna give me my first ones though. but uh oh don't tell my mama that mama.
don't know don't hurt mama so you got to. get him somewhere that's hot abil huh. yeah she's gonna find out eventually but. maybe I can buy some time yeah this is. summertime breaking me what advice have. a shirt on at the pool he has a [ __ ]. dragon on his back because he has a. [ __ ] Fox pitbull yeah and you go. knocking off ago your family is your mom.
pretty proud of you what's going on with. that she is but she also she thinks MMA. is like the devil you know I mean she. really she don't she actually calls em. AAA yeah she don't really know. mmm ehh she pronounces it wrong you know. she she thinks I do karate and [ __ ] like. that yeah cuz you know you got those. jujitsu outfits you know the gays yeah. she says I watched her karate outfit and. I'm like thank you now I'm gonna argue. with it. is it been something like do your.
parents know that you debt something you. do real heavily is it something you kind. of have kept on the side from them a. little bitter no this is like a regular. part of your life they know you like to. go and train and do all that now she. knows okay no I tell her about all my. training I mean she fully supports me. and she knows she don't want me to do. MMA in general I mean she this for. somebody who doesn't want me to do it at. all she supports me as much as you know. you possibly could I mean she don't. watch any of the fights.
she tried watching my first fight she. tried watching a replay of it that was. my my first MMA fight was my bloodiest. fight I also looked the worst the dude. broke his broke his nose and it was all. turned sideways and I mean we were. slipping and sliding in blood and when. they called to fight just cause of blood. I mean I do was tough as [ __ ] he wasn't. quitting and I didn't put him down like. I. had him in Mount you know but he was. sitting there taking hits and he didn't. give a [ __ ] I mean he was tough he was. really tough and the fight wasn't done.
but they just talked it cuz of blood. they're just blood everywhere and so. she's seen that and she started pretty. much crying she's like hi I can't. believe it you know and she's like I. don't never want to see this [ __ ] again. ever don't ever show me one of these you. know oh yeah. and does she have other children that do. give us siblings that do it too I got a. sister but she don't she don't do any. roughhouse or anything like no and were. you allowed to wrestle her when you were. younger she used to whup my ass did she. definitely that's a fact.
is she tougher than you or no I don't. know she is anymore I think she used to. be but I think she's got soft now oh. yeah it had my sister move out here them. yeah you happily welcome her I know that. we have a lot of fans that send in. questions for you man so I want to get. to some of those and Nick may have a I. do so we try to get you in the week. right after your fight um but you had. finals in college no which I thought was. hilarious you're doing full time. fighting and still in school what are.
you studying I'm studying economics. that's my major work I was an economics. major like Ron Paul he's alright I'm a. big Adam Smith and Hayek if you like if. you like Hayek you like Ron yeah yeah. yeah where you like there might be give. or take a few things yeah yeah yeah I. grown Paul they're on the same bus same. page same page yeah oh yeah here's a. question we got from you know the Owen.
Bryce what's good this is max here I'm. wondering what is the dumbest reason you. have ever gotten into a fight I won spot. of cake because I thought he cut me in. the lunch line but he did I'm wondering. if you can compete with that cut you in. the lunch line but he didn't you think. you'd have evidence if you did or didn't. man thank you for your question max. that's a good question will you go first. Bryce you to guess man [ __ ] man I have.
to say I'd have to say I mean there's a. couple options but I'd had. say definitely the time this kid called. me a [ __ ] and it wasn't you you know. cause you [ __ ] that's fighting words. right there. but anyone get I already knew I was. gonna get in trouble at school my mom. wouldn't happy with me at school and so. I already knew if I fought him right. there I was gonna get kicked out of. school and my mom was gonna be pissed so. I told him I said ma'am I'm gonna see. you later yeah I'll see you yeah I seen. him five years later and I kicked his.
ass five-year heat I came up to him I. said get up we're fighting he said what. are we doing what why are you mad at me. you know I said get up we're fighting. yeah I said get up. I said get and he got up and we fought I. remember that five years that's my damn. bro five years I'll wait on a. [ __ ] yeah what if I could get. especially I remember growing up if. somebody called you a [ __ ] that would. just make you so mad yeah yeah I get. it's just like calling somebody a [ __ ]. it's like silence um it doesn't even. matter what it is just the thought.
behind the word it's like they they're. not as you're not as good as me or your. dad or whatever you're weak yeah I've. hit dude for calling me a [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] whatever it's just. they're saying something to you they're. acting like they're you know gonna [ __ ]. you up it just pisses you off. yeah do you notice a thing inside of. yourself when you go from being like. pissed - not like not pissed to piss. like do you know is there like a well. definitely because I get the feeling of.
wanting to hurting them you know and I. visualize wanting I hurt him and not. really and it sounds [ __ ] up but it's. just the truth man it's yeah God I'm not. a you're a fighter would be [ __ ] up if. he if you were a stenographer you know. if you are like the lady working to tell. me that but you're a fighter that's that. it's in you but every fight though. there's I fought people that I liked you. know and I don't really visualize. hurting them as much but as soon as. somebody says [ __ ] you or your [ __ ] or.
I'm gonna knock it like this last dude. he was like [ __ ] you i'ma knock your ass. out. as soon as I hear that it's just like I. want to hurt him. I get angry and I don't even it's almost. like I feel reckless like I don't care. if you [ __ ] me up - I just want to [ __ ]. you up at this point like. get extremely like I want to get my. hands on them I want it like right just. right then and right there I just kind. of feel that the feeling the wanting to. hurt them and I don't feel that about.
people until I'm pissed off and like you. know I actually don't want to hurt. nobody but if they pissed me off then. that I do get that feeling then it. changes it changed yeah I definitely can. feel that change and when somebody. pisses me off I do want to hurt her I'm. trying to think man when I was growing. up I know I couldn't fight man I was. like I was just not like I could but I. just wouldn't win so at a certain point. is [ __ ] it you don't know yeah hey you.
gotta take ass weapons to give them oh. yeah look dude than I oh so mister. people definitely suck on this one kid. hit me man let's do [ __ ] man he. created a leap year in my brain brothers. gonna knock the guy I think he knocked. half a you know a day out of me man it's. didn't hit me pretty hard but um I'm. kind of think when I actually you know. what happened when I was there was a kid. at school at school when I was in middle. school if you got in a fight with. somebody they made you hug they made you.
stand in the hallway at school and put. your arms on each other's shoulders like. that's a bad idea so but but then by the. end you got to do it all day the rest of. the day and by the end of the day you. were friends because you guys had been. right there like you talked it out or. whatever yeah no but yeah this one kid. man he um yeah he was just a big dude oh. we're standing there and I'm like scare. but I'm trying not to be scared you know. that was like one of my big moves and he. was the toughest dude man this kid Brad.
Castleman he's a great guy and and we're. friends now but uh somebody next to me. took my arm and pushed it into him right. so I didn't even get to throw a punch. dude you know they just like somebody. standing there watching took my arm and. [ __ ] right into him and I guess that. counts next thing you know man we were. throwing uh we were throwing hands and I. think I got in one decent shot your main. remember me yeah yeah yeah man that's. what I'm talking about you gotta get.
that one hit in. and it's funny because I remember. getting the one hit more than I remember. the probably four or five hits it on. yeah yeah exactly and it just you're. right it gave me it did give me some. sense of like oh man I can't even I. could feel the joy that I had in my fist. and in my heart a little more than I. could feel the pain that I had on my. face definitely well that's kind of. interesting really thought about it till. just now. but yeah there's something that's yeah.
like I had just been through it you know. like Dustin Poirier always talks about. like you know you go through you go. through these fights and you know win or. lose you are there's something different. about you after you know there's like. you're like battle-tested hell after. that fight after my last fight I got a. drillin burst after the fight I during a. fight i I just was just completely calm. on you know leading up to the fight. everything but afterwards dudes just.
like adrenaline went through the roof I. after the fight like cuz I guess I knew. the fight was done and and then my. adrenaline went like crazy. what y'all do to celebrate after I eat. some cheeseburgers and really you know I. don't yeah I don't go crazy I don't. party or nothing like that so I just. hate some cheeseburgers kicked it with. some buddies and then just went to sleep. got about three hours of sleep so and. did you cuz your last fight it was in. Washington DC right mmm was it the first.
time you'd ever been up there yep did. you get to do any tourist stuff up there. no when I'm going up there for the fight. I usually don't walk around hardly any. just because it takes strength from your. legs like if you want to walk to the. capital you're probably walking three. four miles by the time it's all said and. done I mean that could deck because. you're already gonna be fatigued from. cutting your weight I mean you could. argue that it that it helps you lose. your weight walking around but I don't. want to lose my weight till an hour to.
two hours before the weigh-ins I don't. want to lose it three days before you. know so when I get to the fight I just. chill at the hotel I really don't do. [ __ ] I'll walk to a restaurant that's. closed and that's it just because I. don't want to fatigue my legs by walking. around. because that little bit of walking could. really it could give you soreness you. don't move back when you're supposed to. your feets what keep you safe for me my. feet is what keeps me safe my ability to. move my feet so my legs was one ounce. too tired and there was a big punch.
coming and I'm thinking I could just. block this instead of move I need to be. thinking move my feet move my feet the. whole fight saw one of those fresh is a. I'll take ice baths and stuff like that. the week of the fight I take a lot of. ice baths just to try to keep my my legs. fresh that's what keeps me safe from. from getting hit as my feet yeah so its. feet first really for you yeah I like to. uh yeah yeah I like to just and I guess. it's cuz I play basketball for all them. years that's the only thing I could. think of. I got a boxing coach he says now I.
didn't from basketball he said you just. given that by God you know but I don't. know what it is but I've got good feet. and and in action when you first start. fighting man it takes you a long time to. find out what you were specifically good. at like you know you know that's funny. man I can relate to that with comedy. mm-hmm like just years of not like. thinking oh maybe I'm this type of guy. you know maybe I'm the you know the. angry guy or maybe I'm the you know the. uh you know the guy that does like a.
backflip at the end of his set or. something and you're like [ __ ] I think. that guy maybe I'm the fat black guy. yeah I can see that a little bit yeah. you kind of figure out who you are yeah. figuring out what what your strong suits. are yeah yeah and I mean I'm confident. now dude you know so much more confident. than when I started. and you know I just visualized myself. winning every fight you know I. visualized winning winning winning and I.
know how I can do it I know my god-given. abilities and talents and I think I can. beat anybody dude you know and did you. always feel that way or is this because. I I just I love how confidence grows in. someone you know I think it's you know. their times right you go on a stage for. a big show and I would be scared of the. stage I'm thinking about where the. audience is I'm thinking about how I'm. gonna look when I walk out there I'm. thinking about a lot of different things. and then over time like. you know now I have a bigger environment. show and I don't even think about any of.
that I just think about well you know. time to go to work you know but it's. interesting how it's slowly a confidence. built after different you know uh over. time yeah yeah same same with me man and. same thing were like full-grown bucks. now yeah we're out there roaming yeah I. just I'm extremely confident you know I. mean and I don't want to come off as. coffee because you know I'm not saying. bet the farm I'm gonna win every fight. yeah but you can bet a couple [ __ ].
you could bet a couple thousand you can. bet a couple of them [ __ ] melon go. hey my coach he 127 hundred Diddy yeah. he bet on you he probably put down at. least 500,000 Wow. I mean we were extremely caught in the. fight win exactly how my coach said he. said cook him through the bone you know. went in there cooked him to the bone he. said he told me for a fight he was like. I really don't see you getting hit and. he cuz he knows I don't give a [ __ ] I'll. get hit yeah I don't give a [ __ ] that's.
not gonna determine when I go in there. and [ __ ] die if I have to cuz it's. you know um he said man I just don't. think he's gonna hit you this fight I. really don't I think his saw this dude. he swings heavy and hard but you move. and just like he said he swung hard but. they're slow so I've seen it I move my. feet I think there's people that would. hit me more you know were you surprised. at the speed of the of the punches were. you surprised that a little bit like do. you ever know like is it sometimes.
you're like you're expecting you don't. know what it's gonna be like you're like. oh that's it I can deal with that that. must create a lot of confidence in you. when you're out there well win enough. fight first started I remember putting. him on the cage. I remember backing up and this dude you. know he's a striker so right when he put. his back to the cage I thought already. he's a little bit more timid than me mmm. you know you don't mean he can't knock. you out with his back to the cage but I. got him kind of where I want him well. you know so right off the bat I'm. thinking okay you know he's I got him. backed up and then I remember he he.
faked and I bet on his faith just. because I come out they're playing it. safe right off the bat I wanna get. knocked out right off the bat you know. yeah so he faked I pulled my feet back. and so if he was good at reading at that. point he knows when I go to throw the. second time he's gonna pull back again. so I just kind of like back step you. know just out of range so and I think he. did I think he made that read he said. okay so he he now measures his. counter-attack and when he threw the.
second because the first time he didn't. throw him fate and I move like a foot. back well now he knows okay he's gonna. move about a foot back so this second. time he really does throw and he steps. forward so he progresses progressive oh. I see what you're saying he knows where. you gonna end up yeah and so he knew. right off this uh because you can see I. bid on one of his fakes I backed up. right when he uh he's gonna fake. something here and that's a side kick. that's that range I think he fakes a. right hand maybe but that that when I.
get under you see that right hand mm-hmm. um I didn't see what that was and if I. had no [ __ ] clue I just knew he threw. something I don't know if there's a. right or a left but that's just a. testament to my training the stance. yeah and I have a boxing coach who does. a lot of a lot of network with me and. that's a testament to him but uh yeah I. mean I didn't see the punch you know I. just ducked is it scary to start to. realize that uh that you're getting good. at something that you really love I mean.
does it make any sense to you I like it. I it makes sense to me I know what. you're saying but I enjoy it I like it. and it's it's really [ __ ] up because. you could really go in there and die and. it could be terrible you go get brain. [ __ ] but I'm already halfway there. ain't much to lose you know so but but. oh no it could be terrible you know but. I have just learned to just enjoy it you.
know and it's and I don't know if I. should you know it's kind of [ __ ] up. in the head that I enjoy it but I do I. enjoy it. what's a limited class of people that do. I mean it's it's a such a small amount I. mean it's smaller than I mean it's just. such a small number of people that try. it and then like it. mm-hmm you know I don't even know what. you were compared to we got a question. right here from some guy who looks. semi-nude right here. I also gotta say I won 200 on the under.
yeah I've actually seen Matt sales. weirdly fight before he's in the UFC. like in person three times it just. randomly happens so I didn't want to bet. against him I liked you both but I took. the under and good kid out. well he's a good striker man yeah did. you meet him when you went down to. Alliance cuz he's that he's with. Dominick Cruz right he definitely is you. know I don't know if I did or not it was. so many years ago and I've been hit so. many times I really can't remember I'm. sure he was there at the very least you.
know but he's a good striker I didn't. you know I would have engaged him on the. feet but I wanted I knew he didn't want. to be on the ground so that's where I. want to go mm-hmm. here we go I got a question for Brice. Mitchell if you could apply your scrotum. angulation to any other fighter on the. UFC roster would it be Gang Gang [ __ ]. buzz buzz gang and I think he's talking.
with that drill other than us yeah. that's your next finishing move that. shit'll finished somebody else promise. me I don't say and you put it how big. was that bit you put in your bag for. about six inches long you want to get. people up to speed. yeah sorry for people aren't up to speed. you tell them Bryce well I was building. a roof over my camper a metal roof with. a wood frame oh yeah it's like a story. out of the Bible I mean definitely a. deleted chapter so I'm up there building.
that wood frame I got my drill in my. hands and I'm holding up a board to size. it up to find out where this boards. gonna go and then I you know decided I. need two hands to hold this board. properly to make sure it's level cuz I'm. just eyeballing it I'm not even using a. level it don't have to be perfect you. know building a Sistine Chapel and. building a [ __ ] roof over a trailer. so yeah you know I'm just eyeballing I'm. looking at it and I put the drill in my. pants and the sumbitch goes off.
and man it was terrible I mean all the. ladder. I was on the ladder I was on a ladder 20. foot up in the air about a fell out of. dive and first I thought it ripped my. Weiner off and so I mean I really did I. really I mean it got were you afraid to. open your pain yeah yeah I always be - I. was afraid then I knew I had to like I. wasn't from the devastation yeah I was. thinking man if this written my wiener. off I'm just gonna just die it's okay. you know it's whatever you've lived a.
good a good life you know but I know how. to take your own life that there and. bled out might not have took myself the. hostage but I opened my pants and I. remember I remember seeing my nuts. wrapped up and there was blood and semen. leaked in and there was like I could see. a testicle wrapped up but I was so happy. I mean it was just like the life was. just right back in me does he had a. chance because I Weiner was there and my. wiener was there when I said I was like. thank God when you see that intact.
[ __ ] penis and [ __ ] boost your. spirit yeah if I take mine out right now. and look at it I'll feel better that's. what I'm saying and so I'm sitting there. and I'm just like okay well you know I'm. still a shitty situation because you. because it went through your pants right. oh no you put it in your hand yes that's. right yeah as a tool bill yeah I didn't. have a tool belt mm-hmm that's why I. [ __ ] up and so then you drove that's. such a risky it's bad bad business man I. didn't put this I didn't put the safety.
on bro if somebody even just takes a. [ __ ] bro it's like if you if you sit. naked somewhere like in your apartment. or house and you put a [ __ ] pair of. scissors open them up and then set them. by your penis dude you will flip the fan. yeah yeah and imagine I'm so stupid I'll. put a damn live drill me I saw dams but. I'm telling you I've been hit too many. times and so I'm trying I'm trying to. get this drill out and I tug on it and. it ain't going like it's it's all.
entangled up in there yeah and there's a. lot in there people don't realize that. that's I'm saying a picture of that. there's fluids they got the big. Louise and stuff it's like this weird. mucus slime [ __ ] comes out you're nuts. yeah that's your family but it supposed. to be here yeah yeah but that's your. genetics lot rolling out there the eggs. brother yeah yeah look at that nut that. thing is a real artistic [ __ ] little. deal and it actually had my big nut to. is my left nut oh the low one my left my. left nuts way bigger and it was it was. wrapped up and so I was like no do not.
debate not the big nut you know yeah you. got a big one you should have been in. chorus that's what these two tell us in. school they tell us look at your nuts if. you got a big one you supposed to be in. chorus and they even in that picture. left one sitting lowers that's how many. well they can't be a picture of my it. could be a drawing I don't know it. doesn't have any drills in it and so I. reversed this drill right and I reverse.
it put in reversing the testicle unwinds. and I'm just sitting there I throw the. drill down I got a big old gaping hole. in my nuts I'm leaking out a lot of. blood she strove to the hospital would. you wrap around him you wrap anything. round me just hold it I just held him. yeah I just held him one hand and then. was driving with the other and then when. I got to the hospital the nerd like the. nurses was out there talking [ __ ] that's. what made me man I could hear him I. didn't want to make a scene because I. thought they literally might kick me out.
of the hospital I wanted to be like hey. I can hear you [ __ ]. you know what I mean she's making a. saying this guy's [ __ ] killed us yes. yeah they're like this guy's an idiot. yeah they're literally saying it there I. can hear like three nurses out there he. did what yeah he drilled his nuts up. what an idiot. he's an idiot you know I'm just sitting. here I'm just so mad I'm just trying to. relax because I already know if I go. full and [ __ ] you you know they're gonna. kick me out of the hospital with these. split up nuts and I'm gonna have to go. to Little Rock with half a nut sewn up.
you know Johnny knows that they probably. not gonna be able to figure out over. there that's what I'm saying you could. have been traveling all across the south. yeah with this bad bag and I had. I just sit there and take one on chin. and everything everything get fixed up. so yeah I'm really lucky you know I. probably should have died dang man and. have you do you uh you don't have any. children of your own no no sir yeah. hopefully not yeah and do you think.
about it it's not you think about yet I. mean if I don't want one you know I. really don't but yeah uh maybe in the. future maybe I'm so busy right now I. wanna I'd like to give devote all my. time and you know I'm saying to my child. but right now it's like I'd have to put. all my career like I couldn't go to LA. or if I did then I wouldn't be getting. see my kids for three days yeah I'd be. worried about that the whole time so I. really don't want the responsibilities. yeah not everyone is a fighter but.
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hell yeah brother that roof is done is. it I was gonna get the roof done or die. trying. now is it a roof one of those ones. that's kind of a free-standing roof. that's separate from the trailer that's. what my sister had yeah yeah let me show. you picture it's a lean style and the. reason I did that it's cuz I want to put. its its it's not the a-frame it's like. one high side one low side I'm gonna put. solar panels on one side of it and I. face that side towards the Sun oh wow so. oh [ __ ] my phone's off I'll turn I'll. show you a picture of I'm proud of it. and what animals do you guys have living.
over there at your house you have any. pet to your own you have any pets yeah. we got two dogs. oh yeah we're work once this uh once I. get all the farm and equipment and. everything I'm gonna get chickens first. yeah. I'm gonna get cattle and I'm gonna get a. milk cow when I get a milk cow imma get. hogs because a milk cow it can produce. five gallons a day and I mean we won't. even need but two gallons a week you. give three gallons at hogs everyday Wow. yeah into the pub yeah so when I get a. milk cow now milk cows more. responsibility than regular cattle so.
I'm gonna we gotta walk them everything. well you gotta milk them every day they. dry up oh yeah and isn't that crazy if. you don't milk them they dry up mm-hmm. really interesting mm-hmm yeah one time. I was somewhere dude doing something we. were looking for mushrooms and this man. had up dairy and he ended up letting us. drink right out of the pail after the. pink am i right out two teeth I didn't. get anything up the team I mean I'm. gonna go to heaven right that's right. there yeah I do but the Lord catches you.
sucking on an animal brah yeah I had to. figure it out first I think I figured it. out first. I ain't messed up about it man. let's let's get another call from one of. our listeners man I gotta show you this. roof brother oh yeah I want to see it. what I feel what up Bryce it's your boy. Alejandro coming at you guys from. Chicago my questions for Bryce tune into.
that season of The Ultimate Fighter you. are on obviously a bunch of undefeated. fighters I'm just wondering how you took. that first loss even though it's not on. your record how'd you mentally deal with. that being able to come back with that. same mentality of a undefeated fighter. thank you guys you guys are the best. gang gang and Bryce Reebok better get. you them damn camo shorts. hell yeah my brother they way it's just. gonna take time I like it they're gonna. fold before our fold I like your.
attitude bro uh here's that little roof. though you gotta check this [ __ ] out. oh man that's beautiful dude I'm not an. engineer you know I'm just I just bought. some wood and some metal start putting. [ __ ] together man that's good man you. guys right there by the power lines too. huh. well I had to put that in that runs to. the road I put that that line in. Oh awesome man and is that a chicken. coop in the back to doghouse oh it's up. on stilts oh yeah the Coyotes Oh a lot.
of coyotes out there dem coyotes can't. walk up there there - maybe if they were. starving to death they would but they. just did a great job man thank you thank. you very much. alejandro my brother so how I do with my. with that loss on the show man it's just. like every other loss you know that. ain't the first time I've had my ass. whooped my when nobody was looking my. neighbor Jimmy knocked me out in the. front yard you know I guess that it.
would be with them haymakers hey Jimmy. you've got a haymaker let me tell you. Jimmy knock your ass out with that -. Jimmy hits harder [ __ ] and and don't. [ __ ] Jimmy sister I didn't do it. somebody I've seen so many sister no. that's not good. you're not learn if you ain't the one. doing it if you watch him from the. window that still counts bro when Jimmy. was just training that's when he knocked. me out was was in training but that was.
way back in day but you know ever since. I was a little kid I've been getting my. ass whupped it doesn't fit you another. fit it's not there's no there must not. to be a fear of that you're not afraid. of now as I always say I'm more when I. talk about what could go bad in a fight. I'm always more worried about us me. doing something and but not performing. to the best of my ability it's not the. fact that you know do could bust you up. break your nose all that [ __ ] you know. that that sucks well but what really.
would get me as if I did something. embarrassed if I went in there and just. brought shame to my family that's. something I couldn't live with you know. I go in there to fight bring honor my. family anybody my family say wow you. know win or lose that that the kids are. [ __ ] fighter he thought he did his job. that's your job it's going in fights the. best your ability not to win it's just. to give it every damn thing you got and. but yeah that wasn't my first loss on. the the Ultimate Fighter but I'd say. just dealing with losses in general man. you just you know it's it's shitty and.
life is a [ __ ] man. you're just gonna have to hike it yeah. it's. life you know I'm saying and I got. people that what I visualize is is me. providing for the people that I love you. know I'm saying that's what my ultimate. goal in this sport is and that's the. only reason I'm doing it it's because I. think the people I love are gonna live. better lives well now I know they are. and if I have to take if I have to walk. through losses ass-kickings. embarrassment people talking [ __ ] to me.
on twatter can't even have an Instagram. and a Twitter and a Facebook no more. because people talk [ __ ] to me I can't. handle it when people talk [ __ ] to me. like I said I visualize hurting them and. well yeah you can't have deep in that. stuff like I had to delete my Twitter my. Instagram Instagram was cuz of squirrel. pictures they started taking down my. squirrel picture oh yeah I know so I. know why is that so Instagram took it. down just because you put it up as a. meat as a yeah as a edible yeah and it's. like dude they say cruelty to animals. yeah that's [ __ ] insane if you will.
[ __ ] if you need animal if you're eating. the animal to live or your he's the. animal that's what I'm saying and you. know people post pictures of. cheeseburgers yeah and steaks and all. this [ __ ] guess what you know I don't. care what kind of world you live in and. [ __ ] fantasy world they [ __ ]. killed a cow to get that steak get that. burger not only did they kill it I. killed them squirrels in about two. seconds and they lived a natural life. and how do you kill him rear naked choke. what do you do with well cuz the deer I. drew naked real small [ __ ] Omar him.
man. what last deer I killed our rear naked. choke it man yeah I didn't I didn't even. shoot it I mean no bullsh and did you. sneak up on it. yeah it was a doe he was sleeping I. caught it was a about a three-hour. ordeal. you know I sitting up in a deer stand I. called this doe and everybody says that. though was [ __ ] or had some CWD I'm. telling you it's perfectly healthy doe I. just got a test you know I just I waited.
I was patient and I got really lucky it. wasn't just so much skill it was a lot. of look mmm but what happened is I was. calling in this doe and lays down in. front of me goes to sleep and I shoot at. it with my crossbow and I missed and it. only had one bolt and it didn't it. didn't move it well it got up and. looked around and like looked it but. them crossbows it's not like a gun it. just sounds like a branch breaking you. know so it got up and it looked around. and went right back to sleep.
lazy huh yeah lazy man Sunday or my day. off dude it's just my lucky day man I. was I was just meant to get that deer. I'm telling you because I just had the. feeling I was like I visualize getting. it because it was like I said I called. it in for three hours and I really had. to piss and I really had there was this. little protein cookie sitting right by. me in the deer stand I knew I wanted to. take a piss and I want to eat that. cookie yeah I was like man if you piss. that deers gonna smell it if you reach. for that cookie the wrapper is gonna. make a noise I was like you can just saw.
three hours I'm sitting there just. staring at this deer not moving it's. cold. I finally shoot and I miss and dude is. most disappointed feeling at me and I. instantly thought man this deers gonna. get away I didn't get no meat on my. table and when it went back to sleep. then how did you make that move I. thought well I'm gonna try some crazy. [ __ ] and and I started making my way. down down to the deer I start making my. way down a deer stand. tiptoe you rollerblade that's the. definition of tiptoe I'm walking like.
ambrosia well yeah yeah well I I get. halfway down a deer stand I start. thinking why don't I just grab my. hatchet cuz I could chop it by Mauri. halfway down your stance so you don't. back too late yeah and then I start. thinking you know what I'm better with. my bare hands because that's what I do. for a living no no so I started thinking. okay I'm gonna get this dough and. there's a dead tree pointing at it so. that did is prob about 35 yards away 40. yards away when I started there's a dead. tree pointing at it hmm.
so I walked the whole link to that dead. tree you know that nothing no noise at. all right real quiet real couldn't hear. me yeah I mean nothing could hear me so. now I'm up close to it when I got to the. end of that dead tree I'm like from here. to that that window away from it I'm. thinking I'm gonna get this [ __ ] deer. there's no I take my gloves off go ahead. on big thick gloves but when you get. that close you can't you gotta you're. gonna have to have straight on the hand. that's when the reality set in it's like. I'm not just trying to do this [ __ ] I'm. about to get my hands on it so I take my.
gloves off you can't go up they're all. [ __ ] just soft mitt no you know you. want to grip yeah you know. I take my gloves off I might do this. shit's getting real that's when my. adrenaline was just like it felt like a. fight like a little and he's still. asleep. he said yeah she it's a she yeah yeah. she's sleeping completely change your. vibe any that it's a man or a woman. you're about to attack no I saw it's on. me. I wouldn't attack a small one but just. because it's a it has a potential to. grow bigger. so you harvest that meat later oh I see.
what you're saying I have no you know. you're killing something either way. whether it's a male or female and I. don't I'm not even into the the trophy. hunt and I really don't care if it's the. biggest buck in the world if somebody. asks would you rather have the biggest. buck ever did some 12 pointer or you. know three doves yeah I'll take three. doe there's more meat you know I'm. really just there for the meat and so. then I it was a wet day it rained all. day before and so if you're especially.
if you're squirrel hunting or something. that's the best best time to do it is. when it's damp outside them leaves don't. crunch you know so then it fell asleep. like I said it was meant to be it wasn't. just because of my skill it was God was. giving that [ __ ] to me he wasn't he. wanted that that food on table he wanted. me to get to have that experience and. the the deer fell asleep on a game trail. so fell asleep on a on a damp day on a. game trail and on the game trail that's.
where all these other deer were walking. so they've already crunched the leaves. for me so it's like there's hardly any. leaves there the few leaves that there. are it's wet this deer cannot hear me. it's a layup. this is this is a [ __ ] setup you know. I'm saying this deer - shut up Chris. Hanson might pop out from one of these. they're like oh well dude I get up there. on the deer I mean he didn't I didn't. make a noise man it was perfect. conditions and then uh I text my coach I. had my phone in my pocket I straddled.
the deer when I straddled the deer. that's when I text my coach and it's. still asleep still sleep and your text. I'm texting I'm texting and the only. reason I was texting my coaches because. I really thought that doe might get up. and what my ass is about 100 something. 100-plus pounds oh is those [ __ ] are. strong men. and you can close your post mate SAP at. that point because you're mucking about. - about to eat yeah well I texted my. coach I texted him help help and run and. because I didn't want to explain to him. hey I'm about to choke out a deer like.
he would be like yeah it's a lot it's a. lot so I never deer emoji I don't know. if they have it they do they do they do. well I just text them help help run. because I want him thinking I'm about to. die right so he gets there quickly as. possible so right after I sent a text he. said okay and [ __ ] I hopped on that deer. I couldn't get my right hand in because. the way it was laying it's laying on its. right side so I choked it with my my. weaker arm with with choking I put my. left arm on it and wrapped my ankles you.
know did a did the standard little ankle. ankle lock you know I couldn't do a body. triangle so I just crossed my ankles and. squeezed every little [ __ ] just squeezed. it for about five minutes to my coach. got there and did it feel good or bad. well the thing was kicking so hard that. I thought it was alive when he got there. and I thought that the [ __ ] was gonna. get away you know I really did I mean it. was just composing and twitching so hard. I couldn't I couldn't control its back. legs at all I had his front legs pretty.
good with my legs around him and my. knees was pensioned so its front legs I. felt good about and you know I had it by. the head put them back legs dude they're. just kicking up dirt just panicking just. kickin up mud flying yeah like a [ __ ]. angry baseball coach yeah and and so. coach comes over and he's like what are. you doing he says what are you doing. and I already know what he's thinking in. his head so I didn't even try to I said. I didn't [ __ ] shoot it because he I.
already know anything she's shot over. here this [ __ ] a running around. I didn't [ __ ] shoot it and he goes. what I said I swear to God I didn't. shoot it I swear to God he said you're. kidding. I said I swear to God stab this. [ __ ] he's gonna get away because. I my arm was cramping I mean I was. squeezing it for five minutes and this. thing is just kicking as hard as it was. when I first did n't slow down it was. just not a bit not a [ __ ] and you had. to expect it was gonna start to slow. down yeah it didn't so I don't know. where its windpipe is or anything. okay the same saying that's where you're. all at this I'm on it yeah I'm on it.
throw it I mean I'm on it just I mean. I've finished most my fights for rear. naked choke so you know if there's one. thing I can finish it's that damn rear. naked choke and I'm doing it just like I. should but I'm just like [ __ ] this thing. is tough as [ __ ] you can't choke a deer. you know and he said what do you want me. do you never see deers choking each. other yeah. and so I'm like you know stab stab him. quick stab her stabber. and he said well he said I don't got my. knife I said run to Deer saying get my. hatchet cuz my hatchet was in Deer.
saying the one that I forgot so he runs. up there runs back and he finally goes. to chop its neck and when I let go that. deer was dead because the head went limp. and even though the body was twitching. the head went completely limp and it was. like. you know made like a moan that started. out high but then ended up it's like you. know like that was its last bit of air. coming out of the lungs so I already. knew that the den he chopped its neck.
anyways just to make sure that it was. dead but uh yeah but while I was choking. out I really thought the deer was alive. I didn't know till I let go that I. already killed it damn so he could have. been dead that whole time he probably. probably was after about two minutes. that's almost like a rodeo a little bit. of doing. Wow I pay money to see that riding. bareback dead deer ride and I [ __ ] this. [ __ ] was wild but I know people are. gonna be hating on me these animal. cruelty people hey that's the best way.
if you're a deer you you want me to. choke you to death every time cuz let me. tell you what these deer they die no. matter what no matter if I choke them or. coyote them or they get old and and you. know hit by car they're gonna die and. that's the most painless way to die that. deer is probably unconscious trust me. I've been choked out a lot okay that. deer is probably unconscious in about. seven seconds and it was waking up from. a nap can you imagine waking up from a. nap and then just basically going right.
back to I mean you're not even gonna. know what's going on. you barely awake you're like what was. that you're going to heaven yeah and I. mean I set there man and I said God. wanted me to have that meat I said there. I still lay up man that's what I'm. saying man hey God put that deer there. for me I said a prayer I was like I said. thank you for right before I took a shot. in my head I said God thank you for. giving us meat to me my family needs it. I'm gonna you know put it towards me to. kiss the girl we're all gonna eat good. off this deer thank you so much I'm so. grateful I take the shot miss mm-hmm guy.
said you gonna have to work harder net. yeah I ain't easy out here but yeah man. that's a beautiful story dude but um you. know that that's the most painless way. to go out getting choked out think about. a deer get shot in the ass all the time. or the gut oh yeah and they run away. they never get found they died three. hours later they slowly bleed to death I. mean we're in net get hit by a Volvo get. hit. fan imagine getting hit by a [ __ ] fan.
yeah not even an SUV and these [ __ ]. I don't even keep the meat man yeah. they'll drive off and the deer just. sitting there moaning crying it's like. any time I see a deer on a side road if. it's still alive I'm cutting the throat. and putting it in a trunk you know these. people just drive off and leave ya then. a lot of areas people want to say like. yeah I agree. don't choke a deer out in the [ __ ]. middle of Beverly Hills right I get it I. understand how those people think that. way but in rural Arkansas or in a place. where people eat meat use it all the. time you know man it's just part of life.
too. I'm not opposed to choking one out in a. park yeah now here we said Beverly Park. yeah Barry Park dude I'm trying to think. what you could catch around here you. could probably shoot some antique for. some of those people speaking of here we. have a question right here that came in. but speaking of antifa I want to ask. this your you said you don't really go. on the social media but I'm wondering if. your manager filled you in like what. kind of response you got after Trump.
quote tweeted you yeah that's all oh. yeah it's a wild try you got a coach of. you from the president that's amazing. man it's so wild huh and like I said my. mom she don't support my MMA career at. all she's always saying I want you to. quit I want this to be the last one I. want you to do this again but man when. she found out Donald Trump tweeted me. she called and she said oh my god she.
was just screaming she said ah Donald. Trump I mean she she likes Donald Trump. a lot excited she was super excited I. mean that's probably most proud of me. she's ever been at the game what's funny. is uh my PAP I love my pet ball very. much and this your grandfather yes sir. yes sir he's still alive after my last. fight he said uh he said man I was you. did good and you know I'm just telling. my love him and tell him thanks and. everything and. I said you see the governor text me he.
said the president texture I said now. the president ain't texted me yet I said. that might be a while. next fight the president lesson you know. messages I mean I said wow that's. interesting that's amazing it is funny. as long as you can almost feel stuff. like that you can feel sometimes certain. things gonna happen in your life a. little bit like sometimes you get a. little bit of a premonition in a weird. way yeah yeah I like that word. premonition that's that's I'm gonna. start using that word that's what I get. I get premonitions and stuff yeah.
and it's a real man those are really. really real like I remember getting one. of uh I remember like they have an actor. that hit me up about being in a movie uh. earlier this year and a couple of weeks. before I've been looking on Instagram. and it seemed that he liked something. I'm on mm-hm and I'll be like man it. would be so wild if he hit me up and. asked me about being in a film mm be so. interesting mm-hm and then two weeks. later it happened you know it's just I.
mean it's just I mean I don't have any. ego in it it's just interesting how. those premonitions can be real sometimes. people just shake them off like it's. nothing I liked I used to shake a mommy. - I used to shake them off bro and now I. look at him like that yeah I know. exactly what you're talking about I feel. the same way about man something it's. almost strange and weird you know but. yeah I like those - yeah it's even more. wild he asked you and you said no yeah. yeah and here's the craziest part about.
the movie I'm walking down the street I. so I got into this film and then I. backed out of it it was just too much of. a time commitment yeah I'm walking down. the street the other night and I see a. guy who's in the movie and I said how's. it going he's like man I'm just bummed I. have to fly back out tomorrow we still. gotta shoot scenes I gotta fly back out. in two weeks you didn't want to be in. you right and man at that one moment I. was like oh I made the right choice for. myself you know even though I think. either choice would have been okay but I.
was like oh uh I trusted whatever. instinct was in me I trusted it hmm you. know did you always feel like because I. know coming from like a humble beginning. and that sort of place and coming from. you know you know just to come from kind. of aikka. I don't want to say redneck I don't. believe in a lot of that kind of stuff. but I think of like rural you know. coming from a more simpler place do you. ever feel like you were destined for. something bigger but did you ever.
honestly feel like that for yourself. because some people never think that you. know or never have that desire. did you that's a better word that never. some people never have that desire for. something bigger or more grandiose kind. of did you ever think that or is this. all this being kind of like as your. platform is growing and you know your. name in your sport is it just been kind. of a surprise I think that uh what. you've just described there I've heard. people that I trained with because you.
know I've been talking about wanting to. be in the UFC for over ten years now. since I mean I was its didn't you know. it's one overnight this is a long time. ago when you first start everybody. thinks that's impossible you know and. I've heard people in the gym that I. trained with that are good people. more talented than myself you know I. don't have a lot of talent you know I. [ __ ] work hard I'm tough as [ __ ] and. I'm not scared of nobody. you know and that's oh well then I don't. have that did I think I have worked hard.
though and man the guys in the gym yeah. their mortality you say it and yeah the. guy in a gym you know and this was. probably ten more than 10 years ago. dudes said man I said man can't you wait. till we get to UFC and they're gonna be. [ __ ] badass and he said and we're. just never gonna make it from this. little town that's what he said and so.
my people do think about like stuff like. that has never stopped me ever you know. it's just not part of your brain it's. not part of how your brain does it no. and I think it adds coolness to a story. too you know doing something from. somewhere that a lot of other people. aren't doing you know it just it makes. me unique and not just my my. personality or whatever where I'm from. it makes my fighting style unique I'm.
doing some [ __ ] that's the you know I. mean I'm doing [ __ ] that you don't see. it it's some of these other gems man. where you got fifty MMA fighters I mean. I'm doing some top-secret [ __ ] yeah and. do you love that a little bit I mean do. you uh do you start to think like what. else can I do that is unique you know. because things always evolve you know. like I remember people started dribbling. the basketball like the batter like. every little thing in sports things. always evolve some someone finds a new.
way of doing it a little bit of a new. way or a new look or a new vibe really. mm-hmm. and is that something you start to feel. a little bit like man I wouldn't have a. mad if you told me when I started that I. would have evolved as much as and really. nobody knows how much I've evolved as a. fighter besides myself right because now. I know what I'm capable of and I know. where I started nobody else does they. just see from the outside but I'm. telling you man I would have never.
imagined there was so many inch and it's. like everyday you learn you work. something new and you're always I'm. always trying to learn something new I. just wouldn't have imagined that it. would it'll probably be like that till. I'll retire and then after I retire I'll. just train for fun and I'll probably be. that old dude that still saved up a. couple ass weapons and I have some new. moves to try out on some young punk yeah. just talking some [ __ ] to me take. somebody [ __ ] down over at Walley. world Walmart or some [ __ ] Walmart.
dude they should make in some people man. they had this one family I know they. used to tie a couple carts together you. know when they bring the carts in. they'll push them all in well this. family they would like they would talk a. couple carts in the front where it. wouldn't come all the way back and they. just push like a train and just load. them all that's five or six kids hanging. off kid between the tits what anybody's. got just one warm ass kid some real.
premature I think that kid I think he. was real pretty mature he's. he's just still be on the inside but. he's on the outside she's got him just. bacon right between him [ __ ] front. breads man we got a question that came. in right here we didn't get to it let's. go hey guys this is Grace from Minnesota. and my question for you is what's the. best compliment so you've ever received. and who was it from. and my second question is you still have.
your underwear from the Ultimate Fighter. gang man look I had to think about this. one because there is a compliment that I. just can't remember it but I remember. getting that compliment and thinking. that might be the greatest thing. somebody's ever said to me. mmm just can't remember what the [ __ ]. I've been hit to me damn time but could. you ever remembered before you were hit. I wonder oh okay hey you hear this here. there's somebody in the gym and this.
might not this is the best thing that I. can think of right off the bat somebody. came up to the gym after my fight and. they said they they were all pumped up. they're like we doing twisters tonight. because I teach a jujitsu class I say. hell yeah we're doing twisters tonight. it was right after I got that twister so. everybody's won cuz if you show a. twister but you never done one in a. competition um I said oh this is some. [ __ ] [ __ ] is this and I know it. works cuz I do it all time but after my.
fight now other people can say okay it. really does work this kids not on some. crazy [ __ ]. yeah well learn the twister from him and. yeah this woman she come up to me and. she said I really like your coaching she. said you were born to do this. Wow yeah even as a coach huh mm-hmm. that's really she was talking about my. coaching that's a compliment huh yeah. that's probably one of the greatest. compliment somebody ever told me and. what that's more than just saying you're. a good coach yeah that's what made you. feel good about it. just on the inside man just made me feel.
like I have a purpose you know yeah and. I mean that's the ultimate goal I guess. of a coach is to make you know feel like. you have a purpose like you're helping. these people yeah uh is it important for. you to help other people hell yeah dude. I want to train some ninjas man hell. yeah I'm with somebody [ __ ] someone. inches in the Walmart parking lot man I. want them twisting them up in a pretzel. you know hey Eddie's are you gonna open. up a new head and do something and I.
take it I take it super serious trying. to coach the technique just down into. the little nitty gritty details don't. watch your hands this way do it this way. or vice versa you know just and I forgot. where I was going with that yeah I take. it serious you know I really want to do. the best that I can. being a coach yeah it's nice man it's. nice to have appreciation what you do I. wonder sometimes if I would ever teach. comedy I don't think I would I think. it's such an individual type of thing. where it's just your own personality and.
stuff I don't think there's anything. people always ask me like how do I get. in to comment I get you know a lot of. people that send that in and and I'm. grateful for people asking me but it's. really just with that it's just practice. you know there's not really a technique. you can learn from anyone else you know. so in that sense I can't relate to some. of that but what did you say a great. compliment um somebody told me one time.
this girl said what I like about your. comedy is for smart people and dumb. people. she said yeah and that made me feel. pretty good I think hell yeah cuz I. never knew which one I was anyway I. think I made me feel pretty good we got. a mix of both yeah okay yeah where I. grew up man it was embarrassing to be. smart if you were smart yeah do you. remember anything like that like if. somebody was [ __ ] smart dude look at.
this [ __ ]. I mean they definitely stand out I would. say we made fun of them but you know. smart people did not want anything to do. with [ __ ] the alphabet more [ __ ]. ideas bruh I'm trying to tell my kid. what an idea was yeah oh my dude is like. when something comes into your head that. you don't really know he's like what's. what he talking about he goes ah man you.
missed me with all of that [ __ ] you. never had. she was uh she's asking about those. boxers too and about them boxers I have. at least like 10 packs of them left yeah. because that's what that was a main. prize the main thing you took yeah on. the show they let you request stuff and. so that's all our request was box person. so I got 10 packs of boxers there I mean. I'm gonna have boxers from that show for. the next probably 10 years at least amen. and we're gonna [ __ ] we're gonna keep. you good we're here we're gonna make you.
keep and if she was talking about the. bloody ones I don't know if she was. talking about the book because that's. the one that I ripped my nuts up in huh. and the boxers are fine they just had. blood all over them but uh we were gonna. frame them put them in a frame and you. know just tell people a story oh I. thought you meant use them in a crime. [ __ ] lame bio murder. [Laughter].
yeah we started smelling so bad oh they. start smelling justice god-awful just. blood and semen smells right [ __ ] that. man we just power wash them and now I. wear hell yeah that's a good pair I mean. they didn't get ripped I mean that's. solid material yeah that's pressure. washing do you ever get one of those. pressure washers on hose the ones you. use at home those things are [ __ ]. nice no they're strong as [ __ ] some of.
them are real strong if you get the. industrial and the one that have like. the gas powered dude that thing almost. cut your skin open so you know they cook. like machines that cut through metal. that's maybe they use lasers and some of. them but a lot of them just use water. yeah cut through metal. it's crazy on yeah I mean you really. some of them you I've heard of sand or. something sand there's lasers but water. will cut right through metal if it comes. out with enough pressure. it's wild huh mm-hmm dude lasers are. wild Brian when I was growing up do you. tell people what is the thing Oh.
lasers bro if you wanted [ __ ] to sell. something to somebody they'd be like. dude you want to buy this hat the bike. nah don't want to bike dog it's got. lasers on them like a horn okay dude. [ __ ] rural people love lasers man and. I think that as far secret weapons go. and [ __ ]. I definitely think the government's got. some badass lasers I think we could melt. some other [ __ ] if we want it to. that's one thing I do believe in secret. weapons as far as they go I think we got. some type of ghetto invisibility type.
thing yeah and I think it's boot then I. will say the invisibility I bet is. [ __ ] bootleg like you just kind of. began to choose yeah but you can't see. their shoes you can still like yeah. you're there Keys jingling but it's good. enough yeah I think we got invisibility. it just is kind of shaky right now we do. kind of show up around the side like. [ __ ] I guarantee you we got some. lasers that could melt a [ __ ]. guaranteed I believe that man up you. know they have a laser we look at this.
stuff that can hear through walls you. know that so they could put a laser on. your house and hear what you're saying. mmm that's crazy man let's see what kind. of secret weapons they got in it can you. google secret weapons for people if they. come up on Google I think that's a. failure of a secret weapon dude they. used to have look they have a museum in. Philadelphia where you can go and they. have all the spy stuff that they ever. use your spies like they have like a. little camera that like a bird would. wear and he'll fly out and see stuff is.
that in DC or Phillip you said. Philadelphia how could they have it in. DC too close to Philadelphia to DC I. think it's probably about a three-hour. drive well my buddy he was telling me. because I'm when I was up in DC he's uh. he's in all [ __ ] like that he said man. you got to go to the Spy Museum oh wow. so either they have one in DC or he was. mistaken about the one in Philadelphia. it could be some of them travel. different spots I think like they'll do. like yeah couple months here because it. was not a whole museum I will say this. it was just an exhibit at a museum.
mm-hmm. ten'll s secret weapons right there. number ten laser look that's the first. one on the list I can tell you right now. that's that's what I said that's number. one on the list everybody knows when you. start going down that list it's gonna. get more top secret yeah we're talking. about some butt bombs man you know some. dirty dirty [ __ ] you don't. [ __ ] laser acoustic devices that's it. that's long rat ain't gonna work on me. man look these ears shaking a horse. would on the edges then would greatest.
area voice a man that's say that. acoustic [ __ ] ain't gonna work on me. buddy. now harp do you know about that harp. stuff I'm supposed to control the. weather with I believe it. I believe they are controlling the. weather and [ __ ] with it man I wouldn't. be shocked dude I don't know about all. the store stuff I don't know what that. is. what is this flying aircraft carriers in. the United States began exploring the. tactical potential of airborne aircraft. carriers that be sick you got planes. flying out of a plane W dope yeah the.
future brought subliminal messages let's. go back to that that's been going on. that's been going on subliminal messages. used extensively in advertising dude. that [ __ ] happens all the time yeah. that's it that's not even no secret. that's just stuff that's a thing there. definitely oh I'll be thinking about. like some chicks or something dude I'll. walk outside three chicks will walk by. and I'd be like thinking about chicks. that's crazy man any other questions.
Nick I just had one. so you just signed with UFC you had. fights left when you signed did they. like Reese on you did you think about. like waiting it out and like cuz like. PFL they got their tournament for a. million dollars Rory MacDonald just. signed with them did you ever think of. that as a thing because like I think you. could beat Lance Palmer yeah man that. pfl man I was in I was signed to wsof. when I went bankrupt and turned into PS. yeah so but my and I'm not here to put.
nobody on blast everything was fine and. worked out but my world series of. fighting contract was going terrible man. they they didn't find me the number. fights that they said that they would. and they would only like Bellator. offered me before I signed USC Bellator. offered and wsof wouldn't let me fight. for Bellator so it's like I missed a. Bellator opportunity and them [ __ ]. wouldn't find me a fight they signed a. contract saying able to find me for. fights in two years two years went by I. only had one fight with him and I was. begging I was begging them for fights. like give me one give me one and they.
just kept putting me on the back burner. come [ __ ] you know [ __ ] you put you. know we got we got other people fighting. you know other bigger people worry about. so just piss me off well two years goes. by that [ __ ] to him a long time and well. something wasn't going on right with. that company because they went under. that was wsof they went under bankrupt. whole world series of fighting yes wsof. yeah and that sound like it would go. under yeah almost. and they went under well dude calls me.
and starts begging me hey sign over to. uh and this is after being a contract. bad for two years begging them provide. some never calling you contacting you. and he says he calls me one day and says. hey man you want to be a millionaire I'm. like what's up you know like what's. going on he says well we're doing a new. tournament and if you just sign this new. contract you can be a millionaire that's. what he says work for work and I'm. thinking no [ __ ] this neat I'm out.
because once the company goes under my. contracts void you know and he's sitting. there tell me you could be a millionaire. this time next year you could be a. millionaire you and and sure enough pfl. is doing great I don't know where. they're getting their money from though. I don't either I think they're gonna go. bankrupt too but as far as right now he. was right right so he was right he. wasn't lying but during that period of. time I'd already had he was it was not. getting that a bad experience with him.
and so he just calls me up one day after. not calling me for months not answering. my texts and [ __ ] and then he says do. you want to be a millionaire yeah I'm. just thinking artists some. get-rich-quick it's like yes Sullivan or. something like somebody bringing that. big check to your house on a commercial. Reader's Digest or sometimes yeah and so. I instantly got out of that contract and. then I went to the Ultimate Fighter mmm. and then I signed a six fight to go on. Ultimate Fighter you had to sign a six. fight deal and so I was three fights. through it and that's when you. I guess typically renegotiated about.
three fights or half way and so that's. what I've done and they offered me. almost double and so I took it you know. and yeah I'm happy with know you know. because even if you win that that the. UFC has more exposure. mmm-hmm as most exposure out all the. even if I would have won that million. dollars it's not as uh everybody knows. it's not the same as the UFC. yeah the UFC is the best of the best. Lance Palmer's not the best 145 he might.
be the richest now you know do you feel. good about the choices you've made so. far I mean it seemed like you wait a. while to take a fight you know it's like. are you more anxious now to speed that. up or you just still kind of you know. you still kind of set and kind of your. planning and stuff. I get like those premonitions about when. I should fight next and whenever I get. that feeling that's when I'll but I get. this feeling like okay it's time now and. just for whatever I just make up my mind.
and this is what I want to do it and but. I just feel like after that last fight. there they're trying so hard to [ __ ]. push me they're like and look what. they've done this and I am ready I'm. telling you right now I could fight any. given [ __ ] day and on that for at 145. title and I have the ability to win I. don't just want to win I want to. dominate I want to be at the best of my. ability I want to do things correctly. progress and be the best that I can be. then I get there but they offered to. fight to me tomorrow the title fight. yeah I take it but what they're trying.
to do is rush me into some fight like. they was trying to get me to fight in. February real quick you know and it. seems a little quick it's just a little. quick man because the white cuts hard on. you you know you lose 20 pounds in two. days and your stomach's [ __ ] up you're. not you know it's just like just gimme a. and here's another thing about training. for a specific opponent like you're. fighting somebody and two or three. months you do not develop the same as.
you do when you're not focused on. someone when you're focused on somebody. yes you're developing but you're more. worried about continuously doing a. couple things because you know what. you're saying yeah of course like when. I'm fighting Matt sales. I'm not going working my karate you know. I'm really not I'm not uh you can't. train the same because you're training. for that effect or that [ __ ] and. yes you get very good it doing what. you're doing but it gets repetitious. yeah.
it gets repetitious it gets boring and. it's by the time the fight gets there. you're just so [ __ ] ready to fight. the dude you know what you want to do. even practice it for months and it's. like it it kind of in the fight is fun. and everything but just the training is. fun too and I like going into training. knowing I can work whatever I want to. work and that's how I believe that I. develop myself that's how I work on my. weird [ __ ] you know that's how I get. good at twisters that's how I get good. at things that I do that a lot of other. people don't it's because I'm relaxed in.
the gym I'm having fun I'm trying to. challenge myself. if I know I'm fighting mad cells I'm not. going out and [ __ ] you know doing. doing things to develop myself further. I'm more just like focusing on a few. things like I need to do this this and. this and that's gonna win me this fight. get my family this [ __ ] money and. that's what I have to do anything else I. consider like [ __ ] around you know. it's a it's like you're doing a big show. but then also go and work out a club and. you can just kind of do your thing you. go do a show you're like I want to give.
them the best you always talk about it. yeah yeah you can practice on your own. same concept yeah it really is man it's. funny I thought about that it was like. sometimes out too if I know I'm trained. like just doing a tour or something you. have to keep doing a lot of the same. material and it'll evolve some yeah. but at a certain point at some of the. repetition gets to be a lot mm-hm. whereas it's nice when you don't have to. have a like a tape and a comedy special. or something or at certain tour and then. you could just be free yeah it's range. free to thing your terrain is free your. brain is free nothing yeah that that's.
why I started that's why I'm in love. with is because of just having the phone. in the gym it's like a reset for me if I. you know well no matter what's going on. or going to gym and I have some fun it's. like okay releases these chemicals you. know you feel all good relax your. buddies are there and that's why I love. to do it you know. amen man the money some of the money. that you made you guys are what you guys. doing with it I'm invested in I got two. LLC's got a little bit of rent houses. going just trying to do you know and.
they won't pay themselves off for. another 10 to 15 years but that's for. when I'm retired you know yeah so one. day hopefully them rent houses will pay. themselves off one of my teachers he's a. he's a financial buy. I'm probably gonna you know give him. some money putting some stocks just. because it's like a passive form income. I don't have to monitor it you know I. pay him a fee and he [ __ ] does all of. it. so I'm gonna do a little bit of that and. so those are some of my investments and.
then I'm gonna build a little place like. a metal house like a pole barn I'm. building one at my place and then that's. gonna be able to store for welding a. cook shed or something for the kids to. stay in and for all the farming. equipment and a training facility I'm. putting a small gym at my place so like. I won't be able to do like everything. that you do with a regular gym and you. know I'm saying but if I just want to. have one or two buddies over to three. buddies over we could train right there.
in my garage and so I'll be training at. my own place three four or five times a. week now I know so just extra training. I'll have all that and once that that. metal building gets built I'm gonna be a. farmer because I've got my equipment I. can store things right now if I got a. bunch of corn I wasn't [ __ ] have. anywhere to put it yeah fill up my. trailer with corn yeah you know have you. sleeping on it I'd make a joke about. that baby corny do one of my favorite. things was whenever the UH one of these.
cameras beep Nick it was this one oh. that's okay cool um one of my favorite. things was sometime whenever they're. combine we were running a combine. through like the car through the fields. you know and going and jumping in all. that corn when it was filled up in there. man it was awesome emptying out into. these big like just like basically I. guess they're like what is like a like a. thing you put on the back of a. 18-wheeler or something you know and. it's so the tops open and we just get in. there and [ __ ] just sit in there and.
all that corn it smells like bread it. smelled like fresh baked bread. mmm you get in there and your lady. everything good with the lady. everything's good to go brother that's. awesome man and she has a couple of. children right yes she's got two kids. everything couldn't be any better. yeah it's going good nice man cool man. well um we just want to thank you for. coming on anything else you have that's. it that's it for me yeah thank you so. much thanks man best a lot into urine. much and I'm gonna cheer you on brother.
Yeah right. yeah dude piss wherever you want your. price. [Music].
a little time for me to set that parking. brake and let myself. [Music].
