Through the Sprinkler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #289

how are you check. we are recording here. and camera going. and going. excelente and that means excellent. in spanish you know that's a that's one. of the easy ones. there's harder ones pele grosso. and that means danger.

in spanish so it gets trickier. you know the closer you get to spain. really. um you know i made a mistake i saw. a man the other day and he was in a um. [Music]. in a he had a hat on right. you know he had that brim and so i went. up and it said. mariners you know and so i said oh you.

know. are you a big fan you know i said. unfortunately you guys are one of the. only teams never to win the. the pennant you know the championship. the major league championship. and he's just look he said excuse me i. said. you know we're you guys are one of the. you know seattle you guys are one of the.

only teams. you know to never win it it's. unfortunate. and he's just you know i said you know i. was a saints fan and they. they had they didn't win it for 30 years. and. you know i know your pain a little and i. said you know. and he's just kind of looking at me when. i say you know i love itchy row. and i always have really you know. enjoyed ichiro suzuki if you. if you've seen him or if you haven't he.

is a man. and i'm not gonna you know racially. profile him but. you know he could be bobby lee's daddy. i'll say that. you know you wouldn't be surprised if. you looked up the sung sang dynasty and. he was in. one of the arts you know one of the. drawings or whatever but um. you know i said i love dichyro you know.

tino martinez i'm rattling off different. mariners players. and he's like what are ex what are you. and at this point i can tell he's. getting a little upset and i started to. think something was wrong i started to. feel high honestly. and he's like what in the [ __ ] are you. talking about. i said the mariners and i pointed his. hat and it said. marines on it. and uh.

i mean just damn you know just. nothing there's something when you ask a. member of an armed force. you know when you ask a man who is a you. know a warrior. who's traveled other lands you know to. you know to fight and you know try and. you know hook up with women on his off. days and. you know or be secretly in love with men.

or whatever. you know a military when you ask a man. like that and you just repeatedly kind. of accuse him of being a. seattle mariners fan it's. well it's not something you want to do. let's crack into a tune or two.

[Music]. that one ah let's try a different one. here. these are summertime melodies you know. beets. here we go. [Music].

and this has that little summertime vibe. kind of. maybe you and your lady taking a walk by. the lake. or by a drainage canal or something you. [Music]. know. [Music]. you and your lady splitting a piece of. nicorette out there.

you look out and you see something in. the water. [Music]. there you go and that's beautiful right. there that's embrace me summertime. by isobel walton.

and that is supposed to be a damn. summertime kind of tune. melody you know something to just. you know just give years a little bit of. halloween you know just something's. you know to somebody you know. my mother used to have a friend that. would come over sometime and. i don't know if he was a friend as much. as he was just somebody that. was trying to you know have sex with my. mother.

and he used to do this little thing he'd. put a tic tac in his ear. and then turn his head and make it go in. there. and you know i don't know. i mean i honestly have no idea if it. ever if the man ever really got it out. or not. but shout out the uh marines and the. seattle mariners. and do not make that mistake. here's one.

[Music]. oh yeah now this is that country time. lemonade kind of. uh. [Music]. oh yeah this is definitely a couple. white guys maybe split a piece of uh. you know viagra or blue chew gum you. know. that weiner gum.

and they're both now it's a threesome. they're both banging in. you know just hammering into a young. woman they've both known for a long time. a woman who is willing to be in this you.

know she's enjoying it and. [Music]. everybody's doing good. there they go. a couple youngsters getting that sex in. baby doing a little bit of [ __ ] right. there. [Music]. okay and that's some good music right. there. uh it is july 27th.

and it is the year 2-0-2-0. in case the aliens have heard you know. have lumbered upon this. you know in case the the vessel that is. current society ends up in the. you know if the realm closes and. everything ends. and the vessel that we are on just. titanics. into into the past.

and one day an alien you know some. little sneaky ass alien. because you know some of them are. you know he's probably doing a little. bit of space coke or something. busting a gram a damn you know. moonketamine or something. and he lumbers over and cracks open the. time capsule. that was 20 20. maybe this will fall right right out.

onto them. you know maybe uh ken griffey jr. will join the marines um. what's happening man uh i've been. what have i been doing i helped somebody. move today. and that [ __ ] will get you. you know there's a thing a service. called taskrabbit you put in something. you want on there. you want somebody to do something and. they'll see if they'll do it.

you know oh hank will do it for forty. dollars you put whatever. get me a dessert you know or you know. stand in line at the dmv. you know [ __ ] tickle my cousin do. whatever. do something you know you get that. subordinate it's somebody that'll. come they'll do it you know it's. anything called taskrabbit. it's an app it's an application on your. iphone you get that sucker.

and you say look you know i want i want. a man to. you know fill his mouth with lump crab. meat and run around a damn. uh you know indoor. track all right. you know reginald he'll do it for forty. dollars man. and it's just you can get anything i. want somebody i mean. i think it's nothing sexual you can't. get but you could get anything else.

i want somebody to come over here and. hug me you know seven eight dollars. just different options man they got a. lot of options on there um. so i used that taskrabbit found a man to. help and next thing you know i got a. nice new lamp. dropped a sofa off by my friend's house. she decided she didn't want it after we. moved her sofa out. so then we had to go back me and this. taskrabbit this man named andrew.

and he was tall this man probably damn. i mean i'd be crazy to say nine feet but. i'd be. dishonest if i said he was anything. under eight one. this 8-1 fella i mean this guy probably. had a wiener on him like a damn. you know he had a wiener that i bet. would eat a worm if you fed it to it. that kind of guy you know just a real he. got that olympic wiener.

you know you put his wiener you know. behind something it'll jump over it. that kind of when you got that much body. and that might you know eight. one your dick will do a stunt. yo dick'll do a stunt. and that's really there's nothing wrong. with that. um yeah so i helped some moving.

uh oh they had a rally not far from my. place today. a protest and um. pretty cool to see you know i mean i'm. all about people. actively expressing their you know their. disdain and their discomfort. you know people just putting their voice. out in there and creating a fire with. their throats. and with their emotions. um i mean at some points it gets wild. too i mean a lot of these.

protests have turned into just photo. opportunities. you know little dorothy's out there. showing her you know. showing her coochie do a damn. [Music]. you know to a fireman. and they take a picture and say oh. dorothy's you know she's gonna save. antarctica and you're like uh. don't know you know dorothy's gonna get. some damn. probably some creosote in her cr in her.

crea crotch man she's getting. you know she's gonna end up with some. damn you know a second-hand disease i. mean it's just dangerous. you know you open your vagina up down on. a damn busy intersection. you know [ __ ] gets dangerous it's just a. lot of people out there now just looking. for photo opportunities i find. you know what what's the best angle how. can i get this thing that makes me look. great. and makes police or makes. firemen or even anybody look bad. i saw one person look like they had a.

fake fireman out there with them you. know. and they were not tickling them but kind. of trying to look like they were getting. in a fight or somebody really just. looked like somebody was just kind of. tickling a fat cop. which that's something they should do. every now and then get the fattest cop. out and let everybody tickle him a. little. i'm not saying that will calm or quell. the the. some of the anarchy but i think it'll.

it will put a it'll help a little. you know if you saw a bunch of real dark. hands tickling a fat cop that's gonna. that's gonna set everybody a little bit. at ease i think. but um. yeah what did i saw something where some. antifa. members you know someone had put on. their job application that they served. two years in antifa.

and that they were in two battles like. freaking battles. it was like yeah you know i you know i. served under the. under the watch of milkshake 47. as we commandeered a dsw shoes. you know you may know me from some of my. work uh. you know there's a snapchat video of me. uh. beating a small business owner you know. like i don't think you put that on your.

job application. oh yeah you may know me um i was i. you know i wasn't oh i i served in. antifa. for for for two weeks um. you know i uh i started a fire. uh outside of an abandoned toys r us. so you know there's definitely some. snapchats of my work. just like what the f what the f's.

what the f's um what else man what else. is going on things are going on. it's summertime. [Music]. it's a time for love i do know that. [Music].

[Music]. yeah watch a little bit of baseball what. else i you know i didn't do too much. went for a couple runs um. you know i'm gonna go to nashville uh.

next weekend i believe you know and go. be around there for about a week. just to kind of see what's cracking you. know see what's going on and get a vibe. um waiting to hear back on the animated. cartoon you know we. we took a a pitch out like pitching out. to. networks for the um. the saturday morning tunes you know that. are on. instagram and so we finally got a good.

package to take out a real cartoon. we've been taking it out and and i've. been getting some response from a couple. spots so. uh i'll keep you guys posted on how. that's going but thank you so much. over time for just supporting uh. the cartoons and just the ability to be. able to do that. you know um that never would have. happened if we weren't for this podcast. making these. you know these cartoons and i'm a little. scary because you know. sometimes you take on a lot of bur you. know when you take things into hollywood.

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science which is basically just. you know kind of like an updated bible. kind of i don't even think they get into. that. you know what was the first sense. i wonder which one it was i wonder what. we need you know what. probably touch you got to have that. touch you know. you got to be able to touch something. man cup of tea you know.

get a berry get a grapefruit. do something get some. you know i remember a couple years ago. uh. a friend of mine told me that he was you. know in love with man. and i had assumed i had i don't know if. i knew he i thought he probably might. have been. or either that or i just thought this. dude. never gonna get a woman acting the way. he does.

you know because he's acting really. you know tender kind of soft-spoken in. the dick you feel me. like that and he told me he said hey man. i gotta tell you something. you know he said i'm gay you know and i. said damn. buddy you know and i said that in my. head i didn't know what to say outside. of me. i didn't know what what to use i just. i didn't know and i remember. like almost as a just a reflex i.

remember taking. i remember taking my fingers and putting. them. in his mouth. or my mouth was it my mouth. i don't remember whose mouth it was man. i just remember. my fingers got kind of wet and i just. i didn't know what to do dude i just. i've never see you know. i've never been there on the front lines.

of. you know kind of man you know. you know men only. kind of sexual communication. but anyway um. yeah what else man not you know just. getting through it. i'm getting through it. you know these cases keep going up. everywhere you know every time you turn.

around somebody gets this and a new case. you know 40 000 people dying like what. way i just but maybe they are. and they always are blaming like a party. on the news you know they didn't say any. of the. remember that was a crazy thing they. didn't no one said oh the. you know at the protest people it's. happening at the protest it's fine. but just say the truth. that you know if hundreds of thousands.

of people get together in the street. to share their voices then somebody. gonna get a disease man. that's that's easy you know i'm not even. good at math i'll tell you that. and but all the news is like oh some guy. had a party. you know some guy had a party outside of. salt outside of a. siesta key you know oh.

people are getting at lance at a party. it's like you think. every you think everybody. got it from lance's party. no it happened with the protest man. which is fine i'm not blaming the. protest i'm not saying the protests are. wrong anything like that i'm just saying. why can't let's just why can't we just. have the facts. you know i think a lot of people can. live with the fact oh well people want. to do. you know express their freedom of speech.

so you know in their right to. you know to you know. they wanted to express their voice and. people got the disease man. so but. what else man we got so we have some. cool calls that came. in we got you know we're getting through. another episode we had big tim dillon in. god that guy he.

he's just like a turn back of the clock. if you listen to his podcast it reminds. me of a. of a rush limbaugh type of guy. he kind of takes you back to another. time let's play a little of this. [Music]. oh we already heard that one that. summertime forgets by midnight. let's hear this one summertime nights by.

more than family. oh this is nice. you put the kids to bed you know or one. kid if you only have one. then you and the misses kind of snuggle. up.

maybe an episode of 48 hours comes on. and you've had a couple beers baby see. you're hard you know that. or you're semi-hard which is the best. you can get. [Music]. and then both y'all you fall asleep on. the couch and your wife just goes to bed. without you.

there you go that's it that's how it. works. we got some great video calls that came. in um. and you can submit those through the. website theovon.com. we have a great new website uh that you. should go check out. um let me uh get to one of those. uh right now here we go.

oh hold on a little bit do a little bit. of this and that. hey yo theo i'm calling him from. virginia. uh i just want to start by saying i love. everything that you and your whole crew. do everything from this past weekend to. the fighter and the kid tiger belly. tiger pit i love all you guys. oh thank you and this is a young fella. this is a ginger gentleman right here. um and his name larry ritchie. go on brother but my question comes this. week from.

uh the fact i grew up with grandparents. and they've always been behind the times. and i've. always felt like that wore off on me you. know and i started watching you guys. show at the beginning of the pandemic to. try and get an. idea of like you know like this is. what's normal you know. and uh but i still feel like i'm really. in the dark about everything so. um i guess my question for you is how do. someone stay informed. during these times you know uh. to everything that's really going on all. right stay safe out there.

gang gang larry i appreciate that man. how do you stay informed and he had a. dog at the end there that felt. uncomfortable you could hear a little. bit of that let's go back and listen to. that dog. really going on all right stay safe out. there. gang gang and let's hear the dog one. more time uh. to everything that's really going on. so well first of all you got to listen. to that animal. if you got an animal in front of you. it's going through a tough time man you. need to do something. put your fingers in its mouth or put. your fingers in your mouth brother.

uh thank you for calling larry and. sending this video how do you stay. informed i think you gotta just trust. your instincts. that's one thing that i think we're. getting back to. the news has jumped the shark the news. isn't even as reliable as the most. ignorant person you knew they have some. video and audio proof that's. it but i think a lot of it is just. trusting your instincts. and it's almost kind of nice that the. news has burnt itself out.

you know it's almost kind of nice. because it's like oh okay here's. something else. here's something that i that i know i. don't need. i believe that if people if you're. really if you were making a point to get. that news all the time. we have to be careful that we're not. just getting it to fire us up. because i'm noticing for myself man last. week i got into it and. it fires me up. but it's not my fire.

i'm that i'm transporting somebody. else's heat. you know i'm just i it's i'm not. and i think you know and also just. listening to yourself. check in with yourself focus on your. surroundings see what's going on you. know that's how you stay informed man. i think getting you know the the thing. we really need to listen to the most.

right now is ourselves. you know i do believe that our hearts. will lead us into the best that. that's the best the best msnbc is right. in the middle of our chest man. listen to your heart remember that song. baby. listen to your heart. there's always that like big jack dude. that gets up at karaoke. and he's all he always will get but. listen to your heart.

that's what i wanted to do listen to. your heart. and people are like damn this guy. is gonna be lonely for a long time baby. thank you larry richie. for hitting us with that beautiful. visual man he's sending a video man. um we had another we had a couple calls. that came in a lot of. you know we put a question on the last. episode. about if you had a if you had to take a.

man on a date. and this is no homo type of stuff this. is straight up just. straight this is if you if you're a. straight man but you had to take a man. on a date how would you do it. what would you do we had a couple. answers that came in to the hotline 985. 664. let's hear one game hey this is dusty. from leesburg again. what's up dusty and i've always valued.

that type of name a name that also. you know kind of has an atmosphere to it. dusty stormy. you know windy oh there's windy you know. that [ __ ] will just scoot off in any. direction yeah. you know buzz i like that kind of name. oh buzz there's buzz. you know we've been hit by lightning and. you know him. you know bugs love him all right let's. hear it more of the episode and.

you wanted to call in to tell you what. we where we'd take a guy on a date and. what we would do. and look i want to also now that i'm. hearing this back this sounds extremely. gay man which is fine if somebody's gay. that's fine. and if you want to be an adult gay male. then more power to you buddy i'll vote. for you okay. depending on what's going on and if. you're legitimate gang. i'm a straight man been married for. my wife don't hear this i don't know a. little while now dude your wife ain't. listening to this damn show man.

gang brother but i like your attitude. man gang it's five six years somewhat. and uh i don't know where i would take. any man on a date but i pretend i'm just. taking me on a date. and in order to get to my heart you. would need to. okay take me to a. a nice state restaurant. buy me that porterhouse oh. dusty got that pricey tongue on him. onward dust.

i need a medium with the outside chard. a little garlic butter on it maybe some. steak rolls if you got them. then after that all you need to do is uh. purchase me a bag of marijuana. and uh get me a couple of stick horse. rolling blizzies up with. damn dust so dusty's getting blunted. and that's the dude if you getting hit. hooked up in them giants dusty that's.

that's risque man because that's risque. you know i remember when i was young. they had a. kind of a strand of weed that came. through town. and a lot of people if they smoked it. they was doing kind of gay activity. you know they'd shake somebody you know. you know i remember i know my buddy roy. smoked it and he shook somebody's hand. for almost a minute.

you know where you'd see somebody doing. a piggyback for no reason. you know i remember a couple buddies of. mine smoked a bag of it for the funeral. and they doing piggybacks over there. right right next to the dead. and that's i mean that's. mildly you know that's damn 40. ga y baby you know. so it's just interesting when you think. about it.

you know but that's i remember that. strand of wheat i don't remember what it. was called. but that's when that hit the scene. people. people were shook you know wives were. standing around in the yard just holding. their hand they didn't know what was. going on. because people was just puffing their. way right over on. each other's nuts you know and nutting. around on each other's bodies and that. kind of stuff. you know being gay um.

and yeah sorry to have a lot of this. kind of talk on here but look this is. what the epis you know. we asked straight men if you were to. take a man. on a date how would you do it and i want. to tell you the number of calls that. came in. just blew my mind i mean we probably had. about 70 dates that got called in. um here we go right here and i think. getting it look man if you're gonna.

that's brave of you dusty you trying to. get bent out. you know you're letting the man give you. that stake and then you try you let them. buy you a blunt. damn you a easy day dude damn. you an easy date bro you gotta tighten. up. man gang man onward let's hear a call. what's up theo vaughn love the podcast. man this is gavin calling from ritoso. new mexico the lower 48 baby you know.

what i mean. amen brother praise god baby pg daddy. you know feliz christo. feliz christo papa yeah that's what i. grew up with. my name is gavin earl my parents are. white if you can't tell. but on your last podcast you wanted to. see what. you do if you take a dude on a date no. homo [ __ ]. well my question is what song plays in.

your head when it getting [ __ ]. no homo mine's that lit from lint. biscuit. oh damn that song see it's funny i think. there should probably be like nothing. else matters from metallica or something. damn this this call took a wrong turn. bro you going. dude you just supposed to take the man. on a date buddy. gavin you know i respect you and. everything but you just there's nothing. that's wild man you're going real deep. bro we trying to keep it classy man a. lot of people on this co.

on on you know a lot of us you know have. wives or hope to have a wife one day. you know a lot of us still chasing that. little. you know that body wallet bruh that. cooter. so that's too much for us man gang bro. be well. um what else man we'll take one more. one more call that came in man uh about. that. and uh and what people. what people thought was good here we go.

this is adam from spartanburg south. carolina. what's up adam thank you for calling and. that's a biblical name. and that's a risky name too because. somebody died. who got killed at. the beginning of the bible. kane got killed he murdered his brother. so.

you know keep tabs on your kiddos man. because that was adam's kids. so you got risky that's a damn brave. name dude adam. and uh but that's okay man you know that. could be part of the past man let's hear. more. i'll let you pause to do that what's up. adam thanks. um this is about that mandate. if you got a you know mandate for a. mandate. where would you go all straight no homo.

gang bro if you down like that but. uh i think a perfect mandate would be. a little axe throwing you know what i. mean get that this athlete. hit her stand in line throw it out of. bull's eye. a tad bit you know romantic baby. a little scary a little uh a little fun. you know you ain't got a drink but maybe. whoever wants to get a little sip get a. little football. you know what i think step on with some. blades.

sounds dangerous i like that man i think. that's a nice thing. you know i think that's a nice thing and. sometimes i envision a world where. things could be like that. where a straight man could take a gay. man out to throw some maxes or you know. hum some blades or whatever. or do bow and arrows or whatever or. shoot down a hot air balloon whatever. you know spend time together without it. being sexual or trying to be like that.

but it's risky too a lot of gay men they. love that risk. you know it's i mean dude that's a. i mean that's risky. i mean that's wild bro but amen man i. appreciate you calling in and giving us. that option dude and just seeing what's. on seeing what's going on. we got one more that came in what's up. theo. uh i got my dog over here hacking on. some park. jerky this is joby from louisville.

kentucky. and i was just answering your question. uh. if i were a man but i am and i was. taking another man out i'd probably take. her. him he she 20 20 i don't know that's. [ __ ] with me. probably take him down to the triple x. theater and uh. put on a good show and uh. watch some [ __ ] [ __ ] you know. because i'm not gay so how about that. there you go. [ __ ] you gang gang buzz buzz amen.

brother now that's a way to do it. but you know that man is going to be. uncomfortable if you got a man at least. you know you know maybe draw some wiener. on a notepad or something to save it for. him do something. don't just think about yourself there. but also i think that could be fun. you know you take him out there and just. kind of you know have like a cra. you know for i think for a gay male. that's probably like going on a damn. roller coaster. taking him to a strip club you know let. him. you know hum a couple dollars at a. cooter.

praise bro um. yeah a lot of great calls man a lot of. unique stuff but there were so many man. i just. you know i'd love to get in all of them. but it's impossible i can't even do it i. mean it's possible but. you know it's impossible more more so. i'm going to let you know though that uh. it has been reported. that americans which includes some of. you. are overpaying on car insurance by over. 21 billion dollars.

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here we go. [Music]. uh hey theo uh this is oz from. bethlehem pennsylvania uh amen brother. oz out of b uh bethlehem pa daddy. and oz is a you know it's a. [Music]. you know wizard of oz onward. and i just have a question for you. because.

back uh in the winter uh. was when i man up when i'm in high. school and i. i really started smoking a lot of weed. with my friends and uh oh yeah. and that's fun as [ __ ] bro onward. you know it was a it was a beautiful. thing a little bit. just because we. you know we had such a good time we were. bonding you know. it was it was kind of our special thing.

we would do. but oh yeah and i i think that strand. went around my town dude. because we would see you know a lot of. men doing some freaking red rover type. [ __ ]. you know adults onward. you know my mom told me the other day. that. you know it made her feel like she's not. as close to me. anymore since that happened back in the. day and that. you know that really kind of hurts to.

hear that. that i maybe damaged my relationship. with my family because of that. and i i feel disappointed in myself and. like i let them down. so i just want to know if you have any. thoughts on how i can. help that but otherwise than that you. know. i just hope you have a really good day. man um. so thanks brother uh thanks. thanks for that oz man i appreciate that. and. uh thanks for the for the well wishes. there at the end.

look you know. it's tough i think for moms when. when the children get high. because you raised something if you were. mom you raised something you've been. feeding us a little deal. you got a little duckling you've been. feeding them giving them milk. giving them teddy early and then giving. them regular milk refrigerator milk. you know you've been you know girthing. them up you've been teaching them.

putting knowledge in front of them. giving the summer camp money. give them this give them that you know. give him a say you know give him. make a make a casserole for his ass do a. you know a party when he's 13 or. whatever all this [ __ ] they do it all. mothers and then imagine you've been. working on something forever imagine. even if you're a carpenter imagine. you've been working. you've been building a train you've been. building this little duckling or. whatever. you've been building a little you know a.

little. uh a train let's say a train. let's don't pick different things let's. pick one thing you've been building a. train a little train. you working hard on it 14 years you've. been painting it and. and then suddenly you come home one day. you've been shopping or whatever. and the train is high as [ __ ] in the. middle of your house is driving around. it can't even shoot you it's so just. it's just back. you know it's it's [ __ ] shoving chips.

and it's smoke stack it can't even. i mean that's gonna and you spent so. much time [ __ ] building that train. that's just gonna burn you brother. especially if you've been hitting them. big jaunts your mom might have not never. smoked giants. so she might be you know might be a. little jealousy. or jealousy baby um. but here here's here's what i found a. suggestion it would be this. i would just communicate with your mom.

say look mom i i appreciate you letting. me know that that made you feel. like we were more apart you know because. that makes me. you know that makes me recognize that my. behaviors are going to have like a. that my behaviors could have an. emotional effect on you. and our relationship but just let her. i think if just by letting her know that. you recognize that. and i would also say you know i do want. to be able to be honest with you. um. [Music].

you know about things that i do imbibe. in or try or experiment. with you know i'd like to be able to. be honest with you you know even if some. of them you're not going to be proud of. me i want to at least be able to be. honest with you. so that you know. we can be building you know at least. we're going to. build a new type of trust because young. trust is different. you know your parents they they trust.

you because. you know they need to trust you because. you got you know you're around the house. you could burn the house down and all. that kind of [ __ ]. but adult trust is a little bit more. different. you know it's a little bit of more of a. real. you know there's more of a commodity. because one of you guys doesn't have the. hierarchy over the other one. so i think man just the communication. will help. and i think just the simple fact you let. her know that you know. that it matters to you how she feels.

that's probably the biggest thing. because she probably thinks you know she. might be a little soft. your mom might be no offense or anything. but she might be a little soft in the. heart. which is nice but it can also be kind of. hectic. when they say look you out there running. dope you out there huffing gas. and i'm at home [ __ ] you know. you know trying to do a strawberry. shortcake and now i feel like we don't. know each other. so but yeah dude sometimes you got to. get [ __ ] gassed up.

i remember dude i found a joint. at home about six years ago that i. freaking hid on the top of the. refrigerator in college. so that shows you right there that the. [ __ ] cleaning lady. ain't doing her job at my mom's place. but gang bro. but be well man you're on the right path. and i said to say this wear your seat. belt no matter what you do. wear your seat belt and don't do an. eight ball bro. and don't even do a six ball dog.

stay safe man you can do it bro cause. the big thing is you gotta stay alive. if you don't stay alive daddy. then it's nothing man. you know we all want young people to do. well. sometimes you see a young person you're. like damn i hope that little bastard. does well you know. i want to tell you guys right now about. a group. that i want to support and they are. called junior achievement. of southern california best known as j.a.

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time and you knew all these things. man it would be helpful well i want you. to check out. um a video at the end of today's episode. it's just showing you a little bit more. about ja socal. and there's going to be a button on the. youtube page today. uh for today's episode where you can. make a donation if you like. you know uh one of my best friends runs. this non-profit and. um and they do some really really great. work you know i've been fortunate to.

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on our youtube page. thank you guys so much um all right. let's get into maybe a couple more calls. i'm trying to think of what else is. going on with me. you know i'm a little nervous about. maybe moving i know people are moving. you know joe rogans has moved. um. [Music]. i'm a little nervous about it you know i. just think sometimes it would be nice. for me to have a little bit i've been. here for a long time.

and there's nothing happening right now. you know i'm not missing anything these. stages aren't even open to perform. so sometimes it would just be like oh i. could just kind of take like a long. not vacation but just kind of feel what. life is like again. in a regular place in america. and um i feel like that could be really. really nice. i feel like that could really mean a lot. to me and it's kind of scary.

you know to think about just doing. something new or not doing a new job or. anything like that but just you know. what living in a neighborhood i mean i. don't you know just just. having a change like that. um you know i would still keep my studio. here and come back for the studio come. back every couple of weeks. would be the plan um but. but yeah part of me is like oh maybe it. would make me real feel. you know adventurous get that adventure.

in my body. because you know i would like to have. that. man what a smart kid you know the young. guy who's thinking about that kind of. stuff. being aware you know caring what your. mother thinks and feels. it's important and sometimes it's hard. to differentiate. you know sometimes it's we only see what. our mom thinks or what they say but. you know we don't think of what they. feel.

you know we're also in a generation in a. time where people talk about their. feelings more especially on this podcast. this the you know the old slit your. wrist cast right here. um what else we got. what else came in today. a couple of good things a couple of bad. things anything wild let me see. hey theo this is jared uh i live in. nebraska. not from here but i live here i've been. listening to your podcast for.

probably about a year now uh it's really. uplifting. it's helped me through a lot of crap i. recently quit drinking. that was about six months ago i just got. my six-month coin. oh man congratulations man you got that. six months that's brave you know and i. think. whether somebody has a drug alcohol. problem or they don't doing anything for. six months. man that's striking bro that's striking. you you you doing it daddy everything's.

going better for me. got my daughter back in my life and uh i. just wanted to let you know that. your positivity really really shines. through and. it helps out people who. have a hard time kind of seeing the. light at the end of the tunnel. well thanks man you know you and you do. that too by just sharing your voice. right there. you know the fact that you got your. daughter back in your life you know.

that's beautiful. you know you got you know and she's. gonna have a different experience man. you know there's no bigger experience. than having somebody that loves us. there really isn't bro no homo's dog but. you know what i'm saying there just. isn't there's no bigger experience than. having that. especially when somebody's little when. they just. you know when you just let them know. that they're loved so.

you got to really let them know you got. to let them. know. you know look man you are [ __ ] loved. you got to shake their little. ass write it on their [ __ ] chest with. a damn marker. love you you know. [Music]. and you shake them and people so rattled. now we so rattled we can't even feel the. love sometimes man. but you got to get them when they're. young and i'm glad you can have that. option you're going to have that option.

baby. you're going to have that option to get. the little lady and. make her feel loved man that's awesome. dog and congratulations man. speaking of nebraska uh what else we had. a call that came in actually a video. call. that came in about nebraska man um. and this will actually uh lead us out. man. let's hear this hey theo it's your boy. alex out here. lincoln neblastia and i noticed you're.

playing evan bartles at the end of your. last uh. last podcast and i figured i'd share. share a funny story about that kid. i grew up with him uh we met in like. junior high or something and. during that time when we first met the. first time i met him he was we were at. this one act play competition. oh damn that [ __ ] sounds straight nerd. alert bro. one act play competition dog. no offense bro i'm proud of you but. still bro gang. a small town in nebraska and he was.

playing the guitar over in the corner. and i heard him i was like damn this. kid's pretty good i was in the band. myself and i was musician for a while. and uh so i went over there and hung out. with him and then out of nowhere and we. were hanging out. and stuff and out of nowhere this kid. somewhere off in the distance throws a. [ __ ] oreo dead ass. hits him straight in the face oh yeah. and that's a damn that's a nebraska hate. crime but that's a midwest hate crime. somebody just beams a cookie at your ass. homeward in his guitar he gets hit in. the face picks that oreo up eats it. then keeps on playing brother and i.

don't think he looked back after. after that point also his wrist clicks. real bad. when he uh when he plays guitar because. he fell off a long board. uh years ago so yeah just wanted to drop. a funny story about him it's awesome. he's getting the respect he deserves. well he's a talented man thanks for the. call. yeah man if you get hit by a cookie. that's life that's life in a nutshell. you know sometimes you get hit by. something good but it comes at you fast. it's dangerous it's risky you know might.

be we. might be a you know an erotic man it. could be anything. you just gotta you gotta keep on playing. you know sometime life will you know. sometimes you drive them somewhere and. somebody [ __ ] hung a cinnabon at your. ass. what do you got to keep driving. somebody you know sometimes somebody. will [ __ ] you know. somebody will throw a starburst up in.

the air and then just hit it with a. wiffle ball bat. and it hits you right in your bare fat. stomach and your stomach fat and your. body fat. and you got to keep on just living life. man keep on. jumping through the sprinkler. yeah so let's go out right here man we. got a great little uh. outro song right here and this is by. that man evan bartels. and he is um you know and. for the young fellow that called and.

saying you know he's worried if he. endangered his mother's heart and you. know uh. you know this is the kind of song you. could tell her about. you know just the kind you know uh. you know just let people know what they. mean to you. and it's hard man i know it's hard man. it's so hard for me to. sometimes lean into the good stuff.

you know it's so hard it's it's man it's. hard to commit to love isn't it it's. hard a lot of times man. it's hard to feel that you know. just in life sometimes it's hard to just. damn freaking to love mf. you know it's hard but you know. it can happen man you know but we got to. make it happen i know that.

um i don't know what i'm talking about. if anybody needed that reminder let's. get into this song right here this is by. uh. evan bartels actually and if you've. never heard of this man. then i don't know where you've been but. this is a song of his that i really. enjoy. [Music]. you guys be good to yourselves man. you deserve it you know that and if you. don't man. then there's your reminder.

[Music]. i could see the rain coming. from miles away. baptizing empty skylines. with the whole better days. then i tell myself this will all be.

fine. [Music]. the way i am. every man that's walking will. fall from time to time. every time i feel the thunder.

i remember i'm just a child. i would die. a thousand times. before i ever let. [Music]. and that's powerful you know.

i just throw.

and i tell myself. before i ever let you down. that's evan bartel's right there he can.

do it. [Music]. oh.

crucial battle. outside of a soup plantation. evan bartels maybe out of nebraska that. man i believe. [Music].

and he can do it. [Music]. he can do it man that man he does it and. he does it well that's off his album. promised land evan bartels and you can.

grab him and. we'll put a link in the informations. yeah yeah it's just important you know. it's important for us to you know we. just got to try to let people know we. care man it's important gang. you guys be good bro. [Music].

how is everyone. ja is that missing puzzle piece that. really. helps to complete our education the. classrooms are focused on test scores. they're focused on core curriculum. they're not focused on the business of. life the students learn about. being an entrepreneur business work. readiness.

financial literacy to ensure that as our. kids come out of school. that they're prepared it takes a village. to raise a child and that's truly what's. happening here. i'm really taking my work-life. experience. and blessing someone else that volunteer. that woman. or that man who comes in gives me an. example. of a business person to whom i can point. and let the students know about. a world that can be theirs. it's opening their minds to the.

possibilities of what they can do in the. future. when i grow up i want to be a teacher. when i grow up i want to be an. entrepreneur. i want to be a baker. a nurse i want to be a policeman when i. grow up. i want to be a coach i want to be a. teacher when i grow up. [Music].

a veterinarian or a doctor when i grow. up i want to be a lawyer. when i grow up i want to be an engineer. you are a great teacher you believe in. me. you give me opportunity you give me a. chance. you give me education you give me hope. thank you thank you thank you. thank you thank you thank you gracias. thank you.

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