Think Differently | This Past Weekend #93

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welcome and lady welcome let's go I'm. poppin right back with the same song as. last week a song man a song gets me man. the song gets me in my bones.

[Music]. little town for me to slip step and. breathe and let myself. [Music]. [Music].

find a song and I will sing it just or. you I will find a song and I will sing. it just for you you know sometimes. people do that in your life you know. when people who you know it's rare that. I find that I feel you know that it's. rare that I find when somebody does.

something in this just for me. out of just genuine genuine ASSA tea and. then you know it's funny when somebody. does something like that he hit you with. that genuine ASSA tea then I noticed wow. that's what that's like it reminds me. man I got a gin you know I got a genuine. us. I got a genuine eyes and I need to do a. favor for somebody who do something for. somebody and not even tell them not even. you know not even say hey you know look. at this you know vest I just bought you.

or let you know. look at these rollerskates I got your. cousin but just do it. send a box of unmanned unmarked box or. rollerskates to somebody you know. sometimes you gotta just you just got to. do uh you got to do something for. somebody else. sometimes you gotta and I but I noticed. that when somebody does it for me anyway. I don't know why I started off right. there but where else you're gonna start. except in the middle and that's that's. where I am today happy day happy day to.

you thank you guys for joining me man. that song just gets me dude right there. bro that thing. I want to eat that thing just breathe. this feels good it just something feels. good dude you know and that that's what. sometimes when I wish I had a little bit.

of urban ah city in me when I had some. Urbanus you know when I had a little bit. of you know um. you know when I had a little bit of. maybe some Afrikaans down in my veins. because I just want to hit them yeah you. know I'm gonna hit I want to feel it you. ever see um you ever see our here a. black lady or black man they hit those. notes and you're like ma Lord that's. sound where did that sound even come. from.

that's Steph Curry you know that that. that volume is Steph Curry because that. things coming from deep that thing is. coming from deep and I wish I had that. ability you know I got these but you. know I got these I have this small. ribcage and I got small lungs and the. doctor said that when I was born that I. had the had the ribcage of a large cat. and that you know and wick what goes. inside of those ribcage I got smaller. lungs so that's where I'm at you know.

physically but thank you guys for. joining me today I hope your day is good. I hope whatever you're doing you're. doing it you know I hope whatever you're. doing if you pissed at somebody let them. know and get it out your life because we. going forward today what's up dude I. started a shitty diet and I don't even. mean that literally I just started this. diet I'm on this paleo Paley ologist. Paley I'm seeing paleo say Palio's Paleo.

diet Paleo diet is that's you getting. back to the caveman ways because inside. of us even though we're all new fangled. you know we're running around here with. a cell phone and with you know North. Face coats and you know with um you know. kitty litter and all of these fancy you. know 21st century. technologies inside of us there's still. caveman inside of our genes it's you.

can't deny that's in you that's limbic. that's at the root you know there's that. root of your humanity that is in the. base of your brain and that's that. limbic system and that's where where you. have those caveman tendencies and. cavewoman tendencies and look let's be. honest back in the day cave man cave. woman probably exactly the same really. because you had to think there was that.

body Bush I mean the body Bush on a man. or woman you almost had to get up there. and you know part that hair you had to. get up there and search for that. pheasant to see what gender somebody. even was I mean now you see somebody in. the distance you can mostly guess unless. you got a man running around wearing. lipstick or you know putting on glittery. lotion on his neck or anything like that. then you might think oh that could be a. woman or if you have a woman who's you. know you know trying to have a special.

type of you know what was considered. you're used to be considered a. predominantly male hairstyle you know. you got some women have a fade I've seen. women that you will shave a lot above. their lip trying to grow up that. mustache and I've even had women hit me. up because you know I'm rocking this. gender-neutral style and I've had women. hit me up about my hairstyle saying how. do they get it and also a couple of. ladies asking how they can grow a goatee. and I'm like look you know I'm not I'm.

not you know I'm not out here. frankensteining you know I don't know. how to add parts or you know adjust the. you know the genetic makeup of your chin. but you know I can give you some more so. you know a couple of ideas on how to. catch some of this fade I mean it's just. a 1 into a 2 and then you got to kind of. fade it out towards the back whenever. you get right at the middle of your ear. you got to fade it out but but yeah what.

is that talking about yeah but back in. the day I'm on that Paley arm on the. can I get this computer to work on the. Paleo diet paleo city I'm on it and what. it is is you can have meat you can only. have a few things you can have meat you. can have grapes you could have anything. in the Bible except for bread so you. know it's not a biblical it's not a you. know a god-fearing diet you know you're. not eating in the whole time you know. looking around for lightening bolts if. you up but it is a you know it's.

just basic kind of stuff if you were if. you wanted outside of a cave things you. would find you can find you could have. fresh meat you could have berries. raisins. you could have honey can you have honey. you know you can a pure maple syrup. that's just got to be straight out of a. tree boy so I mean look then you'll get. hungry do it often if you see me in your. backyard and I'm you see a dude bent.

down behind a tree my second node ant. Bank there you know. all right and eat no crash I'm back. there proudly trying to you know trying. to slurp a hit a maple out of one of. your uh I don't want to you're I don't. want to you're fun pieces of wood work. in your yard you know cuz you get hungry. that's the thing you get most hungry for. I find is sweeteners you know cuz I'll. make it through you know you can have. eggs you can have asparagus I mean you.

can have actually they had one kind of. ice cream you can have but it's have. charcoal in it this sounds. something like that man but I did. it I just wanted to kind of challenge. myself with the paleo sand see if I. could handle what it was like to be a. caveman you know could I could I do it. if you know if suddenly everything shut. down and you know my high you know my. apartment turned into a made out of.

rocks and my carpet turned into dirt. could I handle it. what would I go eat I mean you could you. know you'd have to try and catch birds. you'd have to have Rhett probably a. little bit of rat meat but Palio's diet. you know you can get those things and. you get those natural accoutrements that. just cater directly to your body so you. don't feel a lot of uh I'll tell you a. couple things I don't have a lot of. indigestion I don't have a lot of body. gas cuz I'm that type of dude I'll be.

honest with you man I was um you know I. liked elect I was lactic acid and if I. had lactic air I was lactose intolerance. and it's not I know some people think. it's like a black lives matter type of. thing it's not lactose intolerance is um. you know lactose isn't a race it's. something that's in milk and if you have. it your body doesn't like it and see. your body it doesn't have a lot of waste.

it's just yell at you and say hey I. don't like this so your body will make a. body gas and so if I had like if I add. lactic acids or whatever milk things. like that heavy creamer then I would. have body gas and that would make me and. everybody you know just it wasn't fun. but on this Paleo diet boy you nothing. you bro you can monitor my you could. modern or my little browser whole all. week and you won't hear it say a peep so.

I'm really keyed down and I'm dialed in. on this Paleo diet and I'm feeling you. know you know what it makes me you know. what it does for me I'll say this it. makes it so if say if I want to go have. a snack I can't just go eat whatever is. readily available you know it makes me. think before I eat that's what it does. it makes me look at a couple of look at. the ingredients look at that you know. and so that's really one of the best. gifts about I've only been on it for. five days but you can still have fish.

you can have salmon you can have celery. you can have what else can you have you. can have eggs I think I already said. eggs oh you can have meat so you can. have meat you just can't have bread so. you got it you can only have the middle. part of a sandwich so you definitely. seem like a pervert you know. dude one of my dad's friends this man.

Larry dunt used to he would have a. sandwich and he had this dude had the. longest tongue ever and he hated us he. come over to our house and he hated us. he hated everybody. and I think the you know the Lord just. filled that man with hate and if you. heave if he was a um. if he was a piece of luggage and they. opened him up at TSA it would just be a. bunch of just hate blocks and they'd be. like oh okay this is just hate blocks we. thought this that you were you know. running um you know trying to cross it.

you know move oranges or produce across. state lines you're good to go with these. hate blocks and Larry dunt had it was. just all hatred but anyhow if that man. got a burger he didn't like the bread. and it's one of the reasons why his. first wife left him actually because he. wouldn't eat bread and he would just get. his tongue around and just get it that. meat and it's almost like watching a dog. if you've ever hidden something from a. dog like a toy it's under the couch. watching a dog get in there like that. you know if you've ever watched seen a.

long-legged a long tongued uh you know. Weimaraner or something or french. bulldog or anything like that if you've. ever seen it use its tongue to get under. that under the sofa to get something. that's how mr. Larry Dunn would get. around and he just get his tongue up in. there and try to get them whatever meat. was in that sandwich and that was. uh I mean watching it now I would. honestly say that might be a bit. ear rot ik not even in a homo not an e.

not even in a homoerotic way or in a. homosexual way but just in the way of. that you know watching somebody try to. tongue the meat out of a sandwich. without eating the bread that is. damn boy that shit's sexy and we might. actually have to make a youtube maybe. we'll see if we can get some seniors to. try and um you know to try and excerpt. the meat out of us out of a sandwich. tongue only and I know that sounds. pretty bizarre but that would be a way.

more unique type of pornography you know. instead of watching all this vulgarity. and people you know holding each others. butts open and. you know Hyde and silver wearing each. other's you know booties and all it is. and you know tying yarn around each. other's tits and all kinds of stuff. they're doing on the darknet if you had. just you know that kind of your rata. sysm where you was watching a senior. just try to you know tongue a couple.

hits of um of mortadella cheese or. something out of a you know in between a. couple of pieces of of honey wheat. without eating the bread that. sounds crazy but also sounds really. really captivating and mildly sensual. and that's ways that we need to think we. need to think different you know we need. to try and think a little bit different. if we can and that's what this and. that's what this diet does for me I've. noticed I just really just really.

realized it because I don't like it you. know I go you know I'd go up to Burger. King I'm like I can't have nothing. in here unless I have them cook a piece. of meat and just give me the meat and. one of those little cardboard to go. burger thing just meat only in there you. can't have ketchup you can't have a lot. of sauces that's the thing so if you. work real condiment jockey you know if. you somebody out there that likes to. wake up in the middle of the night and. just you know squirt a couple hits of uh. of that Dijon mousse tart into your jaw.

then this isn't for you probably if. you're somebody that wakes up in the. middle of the night and likes a hot a. couple hits of of a blackberry jam and. your jaw then this might not be for you. but but if you're somebody that you know. that you wants to try something. different then maybe it is for you and. so I've been trying it you know and you. can have meats you can have I mean. there's all that gluten free you. can have all of that stuff but it just.

has to be that way you know so but. basically you staying real lit you. staying real you stay real keen so now. when I go to the refrigerator I got to. think what I eat before I eat and that's. what I'm noticing is the greatest little. gift even if only do this for five days. I might not die you know you telling me. I'll never have another piece of wedding. cake in my life well I'm telling you. that I'm about to hack you up with a. dang saw. because I will have that but in the.

meantime I'm just trying it it's not a. life sentence you can have oranges you. can have pears you can have all types of. stuff like that you know you can. basically have anything that's good for. you that you can find in a forest and so. that's why I'm Adam on that Paleo diet. and it's been it's been an adventure. I do feel you know I notice I'll be. honest with you straight out the gate I. noticed less bowel activity you know my. bowels have been more low-key probably. because I'm not eating as much junk I've.

noticed a little bit of less inflation. in my body I have noticed and and you. know enough to already mentioned I've. noticed a lot less body gas and so in. that's enjoyable man I mean you know I'm. not trying to be vulgar here but. sometimes people like having body gasses. sometimes people don't you know it's fun. every now and then if you want a plane. and people think you taking a nap and. you've you know you launch a little air. baby and watch that thing learn to crawl. around the room under people's snouts I.

mean that that that is just a joy but. also sometimes it's not a joy when you. and you you know you got a date over and. y'all snuggled up and y'all watching um. you know maybe you guys are watching uh. you know maybe you watch them Wally or a. league of their own with the base turned. up I used to do that sometime I'd have. chicks come over this was one of our. moves with ladies first you have a lady. come over right and look you meet her.

outside but make sure all the doors are. open make sure your face is well lit. don't be that crazy to meet a lady by a. dark tree or some kind of like that. it's not safe so you meet a lady you. maybe meet her out front but meter you. know where she could see your face. don't take a candle out there by your. face that is old school you know. this ain't Abraham Lincoln dating this. is New Age dating so you just want to be. in an area that's NAT that's lit either. naturally or lit by some type of street.

lamps or porch light but you meet the. lady outside let her know you're safe so. then you have the lady come over right. and you have. a you put on a little movie something. something set something kind of. something that shows that you're cool. with ladies a league of their own. that's about ladies um playing baseball. and you know some of them not really. experimenting with lesbian but no it's. not like that it's more ladies playing. baseball and wanting to hold down the.

fort while their husbands are away. defending their country so that's a. great movie and and I'll turn the bass. up a lot of a lot of people don't think. this if you got some speakers at the. house or if you got car speakers but you. don't have a car right now because you. up on payments or whatever then. get your get your speakers put them. in the house and you know get a couple. 12s or some 20s or whatever and turn the. bass up you put a league of their own on.

with that bass up man you start and you. unleash a real fever in the air. because there's you a league of their. own that's the movie let's a woman know. you safe another movie you could watch. as a movie called up it's about two. grandparents and one of them dies and. one of them his house is almost almost. getting repossessed by balloons and it's. I guess it's like a it's like a way that. Disney or whatever Pixar kind of shows.

you how a mortgage can work you got. balloon payments you don't deal with. your house gets taken away but what it. is is you can play you can play that and. put the bass up cuz bass that's foreplay. that's electronic equipment doing. foreplay for you you know cuz we don't. know you don't always have a lot of time. to touch your lady right so you need to. lose sonic abilities like um like bass.

like bass cuz that thing that's that's. feeling all you know you get the. vibrations going that's touching your. lady everywhere a little bit lightly and. next thing you know her nipples are. stimulation you know full body if she. has body hair standing on end and that's. you know and then a lot of the activity. she's alert she got body alertness she. has body alertness and she has heart. trustworthiness because. you're watching up or you're watching. league of their own you got that bass. turned up and that is savage man.

and that's a good way to meet a lady and. you know get a lot of the that way. you're getting free you know you're. getting a lot of free sensuality. occurring in the room because you got a. sexy movie on something that sentimental. shows your supportive of women and at. the same time you got the bass turned up. you know and that's that's creating a. sensuality to a sexual environment you. know that's creating that that caveman.

doo-doo-doo-doo there's no crook there's. no crying in baseball ball ball ball. hire a DJ remix that boy. yeah well still well still well live. your life you can do it and that's a. great way to well have a date with a. lady right there but yeah back in the. paleo days think about that if you were. caveman everybody looked the same.

everybody had just bush this was full. the own there weren't any haircuts the. only way you could get a haircut rip. your hair out of your body and you might. do that on your chest or something maybe. on your beard or something if you were. about to get married. or if you were really close to the fire. but nobody's straight ripping crotch. head out of their body so if you wanted. to know if somebody gender back in the. day you had to get up close and you had. to look around for that pheasant you.

know you had to go on that two-handed. pheasant hunt get over there moving that. pubic hair and that P of its hair is. that stuff will hide everything you. could hide it do that you could hide. anything you want. they had a brother used to let me head. live near mania this huge froude he was. froude up and he would how to haul a. small stack he would hide a. bankroll up in his pubic hair so that's.

you know that's a real that's a serious. turf. back in the day in Palio's times you had. to you had to get up close to somebody. to get to know them and see if they were. man or woman and that's uh so that's. kind of you know and so I think. sometimes when I'm on this types of diet. it makes you think about well it. definitely makes my senses more alert. and a lot of people know I talked about.

this on Joe Rogan podcast that you know. I took I did a cleanse like like was. that three years ago two years ago and I. I was on day five of it I was at a Best. Buy and I was I was fainting for. anything to eat I mean I could smell. somebody's breath from from from eleven. twelve thirteen feet what did they have.

roast beef like I could saw was just. alert I could hear somebody fold a piece. of bread from 60 feet away like what the. was that rye I mean you get soaked. because your body wants to eat your eyes. can see clear you your senses come alive. because your body is thinking I need to. survive right now and so I remember on. day five of that cleanse I was on the. lemonade. hot hot pepper cleanse and you drink.

lemonade. you just have some syrup and cayenne. pepper and where I'm from dude that's a. hell that's a damn that's a. desert you know I had a couple of black. friends growing up that were raised on. that diet so you know that them boys. showed up for real every day because. that diet will I mean it made me so. alert because my scent I need to survive. and I remember being at Best Buy and I. started a zoned out and now there was a.

Vietnamese gentleman there and he worked. there he definitely did he worked there. because sometimes people will walk up to. an Asian person and the best behind to. start talking to him and asking him. I've seen this happen 50 times and. they're like uh I'm just I'm a customer. and this gentleman worked there I saw. his name tickets had been and right when. I saw that I'm thinking you know vanilla. I'm thinking foods beignet I'm thinking.

um you know I'm thinking I'm thinking. just foods and his name was Ben he. started talking to me I asked him a. question about something I was looking. to buy he started talking to me and next. he know I can't even hear him and I. started thinking I could it's gonna. sound crazy but he was Vietnamese very. small I thought I could eat him that's. how hungry I was I thought to myself if. everybody else in this store right now. turn the other direction for 40 seconds. I could eat little Ben I could.

eat him and that's when I realized a. couple things about myself one that if. you have to you will if you got to you. will that could be anything that could. mean anything. and in this case it was if my body was. telling me my brain was telling me that. limbic system in the back of my brain. was telling me if you need to be a. carnivore a Humana for were you eating. humans were you snacking on neighbors or.

whatever if you need to be that you can. be that if you need to be because. there's stuff inside of us that we can. do if we need to and that's why I said. I'll eat the outta little bin right. here you know right here over here and. it's in the Frigidaire section you not. freaked out take this do down between a. couple of dryers you know and. I'll have somebody somebody pass me a.

side of tzatziki sauce and I could I. think I could digest a Vietnamese. gentleman back here behind these. whirlpools and that's where I was in my. brain I was like I gotta get out of the. store before I bite somebody so. it's just you know you don't know where. you can go and that's what I like about. trying this thing is because it's making. me I'm feeling new things about myself. I'm noticing new things I noticed now if. anything this teaches me to oh look at. the labels think for a second before I. just oh have that.

because trust me I'm an addict and when. I want I will have that's but that's. where my brain is and so now it's neat. to be able to challenge myself a little. bit even a little bit just by doing some. of this paleo sand Palio's diet and and. you don't get all the the junk like. there's a lot of things we don't I don't. get them anymore my system you know you. know there's you know Sam sorbic acid.

you know stuff that's in candy yellow. number 70 or whatever cheats and eats us. whatever you know unnatural. shits ice taluk SycE taluk acid set you. know they got if you look on me anything. it's all just a bunch of acid you're. like what is all this and then I just. have it and it's in me and then I'm. running drugs man I'm probably I'm a. drug mule but for some preservative.

company you ever thought about that man. who am i to drug me before right now. I'll tell you it for Pfizer definitely. you know I'm sure I got a couple you. know milligrams acai Alice or something. you know about some levitra from India. this makes my legs sweat. makes my ass kind of a see my hips a. little bit ashy but at the same time. makes me spring up so it's a trade-off. but I'm definitely I'm drug mule and for.

Pfizer right now you know I got an. antidepressant send me I'm on lexapro or. whatever I'm a dick you know I'm I'm. definitely a drug mule for Sam sorbic. acid whatever else is in a lot of this. I don't think I have any unnatural. food around me right now or whatever any. non Palio's and look I'm not condemning. you if you eat all that stuff and you. can O be okay with it that's good. I'm just trying something different you. know give me two weeks and I'll be I'll. have a box of runts in my mouth.

you know I'll be you know I'll be you. know I'll be I'll be having other snacks. I'll be having gas station snack eree. but right now I'm just trying that so. I'm just sharing with you what it's. about am i saying them. different than you or that I'm better. than you for doing this that's just. what the I'm doing this week so and. I'm telling you some experiences I had. on it man that there's a lot of downside. of these things they don't tell you that. you might you know you might eat a. Vietnamese dude at the Best Buy.

I'm praise God I don't have a roommate. if I had a new roommate that I just met. off Craigslist or something Gang Gang. bruh I hope you hope you don't mind. silverware cuz if I was on a cleanse. the lemonade pepper syrup cleanse and I. had a new roommate off Craigslist. I'll carve that cat up at night cuz. that's it that's one of the side effects. you get so hungry that you don't know.

what is something inside of you will do. you don't know and that's kind of you. know and that's what's almost exciting. because I get to feel these things what. happens when I'm not satiated huh what. happens when I'm not you know some of. this inflamed inflammation leaves out of. my my neck and my you know my thyroid. you know what happens when I let that. when I give it a break what happens to.

me who do I become what do I have. different thoughts is it easier for me. to get up and get motivated yeah and I. do notice some of those little things. it's easier for me to get up in the. morning there's a little bit less. thought in my head oh maybe rest a. little more so just little things man. and I think it just comes from justic. trying something you know just trying. something try something that's it but. yeah I'm on that paleo stand I'm not. running around with all these I mean I'm. not drugged mewling this week for all of.

these you know companies that make all. these preservatives I'm not drugged. mewling for them right now because I am. on Palio's Palio's whatever the it. is is. what is this sorry for the bad language. I'm starving brah no dude dude if. somebody in front of me right now we're. eating a damn muff and I'd curse them. out. if somebody drove by an ice-cream truck. I'll pull that out I'll. beat that dude with a bomb pop okay I'll.

hide a chick out did it all take a Chico. stick upside some upside a couple of. wild head right now that's where. I'm at. so also that's another thing you know. with these diets comes propensity for. violence I'm out here like a stepchild. right now I'm here I'm out here like an. angry stepchild so you know where I'm at. but that's something that I'm doing that. that's going on with me that's what you. know part of what happened this past. weekend what else man I you know I met -.

I met two cool people at the Comedy. Store this weekend a medical cool cats. I'm going to I don't want to tell you. this I might be going Australia and uh. in a week damn I didn't know if I wanted. to tell you but I just told you so I. don't know yet but we'll see we're. figuring it out and they got some comedy. festivals going on over there and also. one of my favorite entertainers ever. lives there and his name is Chris Lilley.

and if you've never seen the show Summer. Heights High you need to go watch it. I missed it somehow and it's my favorite. is my favorite type of entertainment. it's just really funny it's really funny. and go check it out you can find it on. YouTube in some different areas it's. hard to find but it's called Summer. Heights High like part one or piler. would start there and it will be the.

best show you've never seen if you. haven't seen it and the lead the star. the may and the creator everything is. this man Chris Lilley. and he's in Australia so if anybody. feels the need if they know if they know. him or if they or anything like that. reach out you know hit him up you know. because I'd love to interview him while. I'm there and maybe if he gets enough. pressure from people he'll do it but he. I don't know if there's ever been I mean.

he's just like a DA he's like a diamond. he's like a humor diamond and he's just. that's where he lives out in Australia. what else that first song that we let in. on today wood that was shined by Bishop. gun and it was the same song that I. played last week and and I just like. hearing it and it just lifts me up you. know I'm gonna go back into it right now. for just a second. [Music].

[Music]. just that's it man we'll put the link to. that again and um and my bios and stuff. like that him you know again I had the. pleasure of one of my buddies who passed. away he was a mentor to me who you said. let me work on his farm his son is a. drummer in that band and uh yeah my.

buddy passed away of addiction you know. and he was a special person man he you. know he sometimes you just need somebody. to just reach out and just like I don't. know so no there's just something nice. about somebody reaching out out of. nowhere or taking you on you know saying. hey let me tell you know let me do. something for you with nothing in return. that's what the man did for me. give me a job at his farm and guess what.

he didn't need a worker he didn't need a. worker you know he gave me a job on his. farm and and it changed it you know it. changed I mean it just was nice it was. like oh I got somebody you know cares. and he didn't ask for anything in return. and that's that's the magic of the world. you know that's the magic of the world. and in that spirit man we talked about a. trickling Mickey last week and we've had.

a relationship with him he calls into. the hotline a while back and you know. we've been in touch I got a text from. him today he and this isn't definite but. I shouldn't share but you know what I'm. sharing him keep some hope out there he. is on he is scheduled to get some lungs. tomorrow. so how crazy is that boy he might get. them new ballast bruh he might be. running around on them new fricken inner. titties you feel me the mayor titties. them lungs and so he said he'll know.

definitely in the morning I'll read you. the text that came in he said bro I just. read wha no he goes surgery scheduled. for took oh donor just came in man. crossing my fingers new hitters that's. what he said. I said no way he goes surgery scheduled. for tomorrow barring that they're safe. for me and that no one else may need. more than me and that shows you what. those transplant lists are like I mean. here he is goes to bed and you know and. he don't know if when he wakes up in the.

morning if somebody else will have come. along and something will have happened. to them and now those hitters won't be. there for him and guess who it is it's a. man who od'd who overdosed ah we're. living in a wild whirlpool army we're. living in a wild whirlpool but thanks so. much man we had so much the good. feedback from that Lepus ode last week. and I you know I just wanted to give you. guys an update on him and we'll keep you. posted you know and also I wanted to let. you guys know that on behalf of our.

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rural Illinois again this year I'm. waiting to find out just a lot going on. right now at the moment all right let's. get into a few calls you know we got we. had so many wonderful calls and messages. that came out I just want to say thanks. thank you guys for helping create this. little universe we're doing here I had a. gentleman reach out about emailing about. being able to help donate his time as an. intern you know it's hard I'm just I'm. trying to facilitate a lot of this stuff.

I got some help from Chris Perez one of. our producers and Nick Davis one of our. producers and you know it's just but. it's a lot it's a machine we're trying. to keep it going so we're trying to you. know manage everything but at the same. time I just feel fortunate that you guys. have been patient and and that we're. sticking with this you know when I first. started doing this podcast I don't know. what the f I was gonna do you know and. you know what I come in here today. and I don't know what the f I'm gonna do.

but but we keep doing it you know we. keep doing it and so here we are let's. get into this and we got Jack from. Cincinnati Ohio calling right now on the. hotline and the hotline number is nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three and that's just a number made up. at different numbers and you can call.

that number and hit the hotline if you. have questions comments thoughts or. responses to anything that involves this. past weekend as well as well you can go. to this past weekend or you can go to. Theo von comm and there's three. different ways to submit you can text. call or send a video question in to this. past weekend let's hear more thank you. for calling Jack I got a crazy story for. you from last weekend okay as you know. we have this past weekend contest where. every month you can call in leave a.

voicemail try to keep it at about a. minute and tell us what happened your. weekend something great or something bad. make it make sure it was an eventful. weekend don't call them with some shite. ass weekend you know you didn't do. nothing y'all out there just you know. you and your boys smoking a joint. looking at a lava lamp. that ain't that's not a crazy weekend. this that's really just a gateway to. homosexuality but uh but every weekend. will give out a prize package as. somebody who had the best or worst. weekend and and Jack is sitting in his.

right here here we go so I got involved. in what's called a vasectomy boom. vasectomy boy that's when they cut your. nuts off your dog man let's go children. and I don't want no home so I saw a. doctor had a procedure done pretty. normal. got done with that a few hours later I'm. getting settled in I'm thinking I'm in. for a long weekend of chilling out and. the whole thing went pretty pretty south.

for me. whoo and it started south on you. probably bro up is around you nuts you. know I'm saying nuts oh really that's. the florid of your body.you genitalia. that's basically Florida. because it's on your body but it's kind. of hanging off and it's sweaty and. you probably a good place sometime to. you know you might find some cocaine now. near but uh wow so you had to vasectomy. and then you saying that things went. haywire here developed was called a.

hematoma oh it sounds bad in the ball. region. that's some serious Dark Arts with your. balls blow-up the size of a bowling ball. Oh as you're saying that I'm thinking of. the girl uh Hillary Swank and Million. Dollar Baby just hitting that bag just. hitting that purple bag bra oh do you. making my dick crawl around right now. let's hear more and you have to go in. get another procedure done and get laid.

up for oh three or four days in the. hospital be careful with that vasectomy. watch out for those hematoma they will. mess you up man they'll make you. thinking you don't want balls no more. well you still want balls and that's not. where your brain should go there brother. I'm not trying to correct you know. you've been through a lot obviously you. you know you can't have in one week you. can't have children and your balls are. trying to you know your balls are trying. to just metastasize out of your body but. you can still have children I mean you.

can't you know here's the thing bro. maybe you need it you shouldn't be. cutting your nuts up just come somewhere. else dude you know and I hate to jump on. you like that and I appreciate the call. you know out of Cincinnati it's tough. sometimes living around Cincinnati you. know or even right across the river. there in Covington Kentucky or across. that yeah but you know maybe just keep. your seed like it is and just take.

better care you know dude it's not that. hard the only time you can get somebody. pregnant is when you ejaculate so it's. not like you you know you know a. Shepherd has to watch a hundred sheep. you just got to watch one you know milky. sheep that shows up occasionally so you. know look I feel you definitely I mean. it sound like the worst weekend somebody. could have had but. that's what happened to you and we'll.

put that into the contest man for sure. man I'm sorry about that though man I'm. sorry I can't a fat bro you I wonder if. you thought that maybe it was like a. higher power telling you man I got to. shut this you know I can't be. I shouldn't be cutting my nuts up you. know I shouldn't be cutting my nuts up. so and I'm sorry for even saying those. words altogether I'm sure it's making a. lot of people out there pretty queasy. but thank you for calling and thank you. for hitting the contest actually I gotta. let you know as well who the aprile.

winner was because the aprile winner was. Paul from Boston who his tender date who. brought his tender date to a Joe Rogan. show and actually we actually thought. that Paul it was an alibi cuz he called. and said his date went missing she. ruined the show she was yelling out she. had to be escorted out he had to be. escorted out and that was his weekend so. Paul from Boston we will hit you up on. the hotline and send you out some this.

past weekend stuff what else is going on. oh I saw this Kanye West stuff you know. everybody's all on Kanye West and he was. he was talking about you know first of. all Kanye is he's almost like a lab rat. in a way you know he's a he he has that. mental you know he shows up and he talks. about mental health and you can't tell. sometimes where he's coming from. you know he's caught up in that. Kardashian universe you wonder like how. much of that weird influence or how much.

of that influences really just shaping. him in you know where or on shaping him. I mean he you know he has a you know he. obviously has some like Jesus complex at. times he's also been hailed like a. messiah in some ways a hero you know he. has a musical genius and a creative. genius really I think some people are. just creative geniuses like I've said. this about John Mayer before I met John. Mayer a few times and I've had some good.

conversations with him and I think that. John Mayer would have been a genius in. anything he chose to do it could have. been painting it could have been comedy. he would have excelled at it at the high. level he just chose music some people. have that and maybe Kanye had that as. well or has that but one of the things. that they got on Kanye are that you know. a lot of people said over Kanye about it. remarks about slavery about looking at. slavery as you know at a certain point. that are people just enslaving. themselves by you know by continuing to.

make that part of the discussion and you. know look I mean it mostly he's talking. about black slavery you know African. American slavery and I don't you know I. don't know I mean yeah from my. perception sometimes I'm like you know. if we keep dwelling stuck on if we keep. reminding ourselves of only the negative. parts then you know is it possible to.

fully evolve you know it makes me think. I mean I get scared saying some of this. kind of stuff because you know I mean. you know Kanye the crazy thing about. this is Connie's not even allowed to. think without being reprimanded so much. in the public eye like let the guy think. let him so you know no he's a genius but. the second he says something that people. were like or that the the media is like.

suddenly he's not a genius he's crazy. you know it's like well let him think so. what if he's wrong Oh. at least he's braving an idea you know. you know I mean look I could think you. know I grew up in a subgroup in a white. southern environment I could sit there. and say I'm a redneck and. this and you know and some of that. I do say but I don't let that be my. whole story you know Ben Carson a while.

back who was you know he's the. Republican sleepy black that's what I. call him cuz Ben do ben Carson was he's. the doctor who ran who's now I believe. like the chairman of the HUD. organization or something or Housing and. Development. he ran in the Republican primaries etc. and he talked about oh he referred to. slavery one time as immigration as as to.

how black people immigrated into America. or some black people most black people. and you know what I thought that that. was pretty brave of him you know I don't. have a you know I don't have a black. child yet I'm a one-day I don't know I. mean I could have a half black child you. know I have black friends if I have if I. had a black friend who was you know real. stuck on that mindset of I can't get. ahead I can't do this I can't do that. it's all because of you know it's all.

because I don't have a chance because of. the color of my skin or because of this. or that I would try and not I would try. and help him not think that way entirely. you know I don't want them to lose. anything that gives them fuel I don't. want anybody to lose their history you. know I'll be damned up if I'm losing. mine you know I'm out here every day in. this place where you know they don't. want a poor white kid from Louisiana to. come out here who's not a redneck I'm.

not a redneck don't call me that. makes me mad you know man do I have. a little bit of redneck in me sure but. I'm rural I just grew up poor and white. dude I don't know we're never read and I. wasn't redneck we didn't have a bass. boat we didn't have a rebel flag I don't. have any of that we definitely have. a bass boat the closest I have nobody. ever even took me fish and really you. know the closest I ever came to the high. seas was bathing with four kids I didn't. know one time and they were black kids.

and they had an old man come over and. judging our bodies but you know I don't. that will always be a part of me but it. doesn't define me you know um you know I. wish sometimes that I had rich family. members that would help me out along the. way I mean I have some rich I have some. rich step family they never helped me. nothing we got the same daddy but they. never did anything for me at certain. points I hope you know uh yeah we did.

want a little help. the truth is that I my struggle is. whatever makes me that's what makes me. you know I know I'm kind of just. rambling here and but but so what maybe. some people think Kanye's crazy what if. he thought for a second you know what. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna think of. just I'm tired of thinking of that I'm. tired to think you know about slavery. all the time I'm tired of being reminded. of it by movies you know it's great like. what if I just thought of myself as I'm. a black immigrant in America I mean in.

some ways it's almost you know taking. the higher road maybe and look I get. that I'm just a white guy sitting in. here you know and yeah we need to have. black guests on and we need to talk to. them and we need to get a little bit. more information. I asked Deon Cole if he would come on. and talk and he never even texted me. back so you know I'll try to get some. you know I'll try to get people that can. have more of a perspective for us but I.

try to keep an open mind you know I. certainly can understand what it's like. to be poor I certainly can understand. what it's like to think people you don't. have a chance you don't have a shot but. that's what also has made it that's the. only thing I have sometimes yeah you can. have a nice jacket or you can have a. nice car but dude if you don't have. anything on the inside you if you don't. have your struggle if you don't have. where you came from if you don't have. your story you know if those things.

don't mean anything to you you know. you're not you're never gonna let them. go but at their times when I have to. bite my tongue and I have to evolve a. little bit if I go into these business. meetings and I just you know and I'm. like oh I'm you know I'm and I embrace. that anger side of me or that up side of. me that feel slighted that feels. over you know nobody ever gave me. anything. rich people weren't driving you know. rich white people weren't driving.

through the poor white area giving us. if anything I felt like rich white. people looked at me like I was a a. pariah like I was some I don't know what. Praia means but um but I was like oh I'm. not I'm not messing with that whatever. that's poor whiteness I'm not you find. me far from that like I was something. like it like David fake came by me they. were gonna catch whatever I had you know. and so that's that's where you know so.

my mindset came from what if we all. forgave everybody for everything what if. a lot of these black leaders and. speakers got up one day and said you. know what we forgive the people that did. whatever they did against us Danny I. would be the boldest ever now that. would be very empowering where that. makes it tough to be able to do that is. the finances you know and it's and I get.

it and that's why sometimes so the ideas. of socialism look you know some of that. looks it just if anything that the thing. that makes me think you know and I'm not. a socialist maybe there's a part of me. that is emotionally but people aren't. willing to give up their money you know. people aren't willing to you know we're. still transitioning from a colonial time. into a time you know where people were. taking over lands you try to take over.

somebody's land man you can. you're in court and their land there. when they're telling you to get get your. Marmot tent off their property. you know if you try to plant corn in. your neighbor's yard or go over there. with an axe he's gonna you up you. know when they're gonna call the HOA so. times have changed but you know I think. I just you know I don't love how the. media jumped on Kanye immediately oh. look he's ants hide this and he's anti. that is he or is he if.

if he's a genius if he's maybe here just. hear his thoughts what if we tried it. you know in the media just honestly bro. they live I'm so sick of how many times. they've led me wrong the media is full. of they don't know anything because. it's just the same groups of people they. always take the same groups of people. it's always they you know they're based. out of New York and LA what do they know. you know that's where their stories all.

these articles are coming from they. don't know all they know is these small. little circles that are getting more and. more gentrified and not just gentrified. and I don't know that's kind of a white. thing like these cities but it's a money. thing Dawg you can't even get mugged in. Manhattan anymore. try to get mugged in Manhattan you can't. you gotta sell Queens shout out Queens. about Queens will still you up you. know but some of these other places. Brooklyn where Brooklyn at but where.

Brooklyn at Brooklyn's growing a. mustache dude Brooklyn's listening a. Leonard Cohen baby. Brooklyn's just got an all hipster DUP. you know you know and I'm and look I. love that place I you know I go there. and perform at the Knitting Factory you. know with those boys with will and those. boys and they got a great crew but man. sometimes I don't know I guess I'm. rambling but what if we try it what do.

you know you know I think in our hearts. we all want to do things that are right. but then in our pocketbooks is where we. get scared in the media works from a. place of our pocketbooks and I know you. guys are saying well you know what are. you talking about the new but look man. the news is always the news is just. scares people you know I think the news. you the news will say shit's bad go. outside shit's not that bad you know the.

news told us there was not it was not. see our prizes it was 200 weirdos in. South Carolina. that's all it has there been a ton of. other no I do think that a lot of. these stories that help us make us think. and question stuff. you know the news say that everybody's. racist in everybody's just in that and I. was just in my small town in Louisiana. and I asked the teachers there and they. said that racism is not like it used to. be in this small school and that was a. that was one of the things that they.

pointed out and hey you know what I like. hearing that. and so I don't know if some of the stuff. just makes you mad I don't know I'm. rambling let's go to let's go to some. other calls it's alright I mean I guess. my thoughts on her what if we try the. bread you know what if we how brave it. is to think differently into it's to say. it do you know especially in LA it's so. hard to say what you want to say because. you won't work these places won't hire.

you if you speak your mind and you want. to talk about being enslaved you know I. told I was told my whole life you know. like you know you leave you know you. leave a place say you know you want to. be more liberal you go to California and. you take your dreams out there and you. got a chance you know. and I grew up seeing people like me on. television and being like oh man I got a. chance you know maybe I could end up out. there maybe I can make people laugh you. know maybe I could take the one thing in. my life that brings me joy which is.

those moments when people are laughing. you know cuz I knew if somebody was. laughing that they couldn't be hating me. at the same time and nobody probably did. hate me but I hated myself so much that. I just thought they all did so I was. like I got to make them laugh because. they can't hate and laugh at the same. time your body can't do it so then I do. you know I get into that and I come out. to California and they you know and then. suddenly it's like if you if you're from. these places if you're from the Midwest. you're from the south and you know they. just look down on us but they'll come.

there and take our stories in a. heartbeat. they'll come there and buy our stories. by our scripts you know they'll come. there and shoot a duck dynasty show. until they you know until until it does. is it making money for them anymore. then they'll burn it down you know. they'll use us as much as they want some. of these places so I don't know man I. look. I'm probably ruining my career. by saying some of this but whatever I'm. not I'm gonna be okay some of its just.

frustrating sometimes because you get. here and that's not the truth everybody. isn't welcome everybody's story is you. got to fight so hard sometimes to get. your story out but that's the struggle. you know they'll never take it away from. you but if I go into some of these. meetings and I yell and I save I'm so. when I can't do that. I got to evolve I gotta say look life's. tough on everybody everybody has their. story.

everybody has their struggle I'll keep. that inside myself and I'll just make. people laugh if I can because that's. what I came here for right and so that's. what I got to remember that's been the. toughest thing that's what I've been one. of the toughest things for me to. remember over the years I used to get on. stage and be so angry I was be out here. I'll be performing I'd be so angry that. I wasn't getting a chance and now I'm. grateful a lot of that anger has been. lifted I mean I can share I can come. here and talk to you guys and kind of. reflect and get back into it but a lot.

of that overall has been lifted and. that's you know that's one of the. blessings of of life I guess. it's one of the little blessings of my. own I got to be grateful for that sorry. for this ramble man sometimes I'd you. know I just I don't know what I'm. talking about but I hate feeling like I. can't talk I hate feeling here's what I. hate feeling I hate feeling like it's. up for somebody to share an idea.

because it's not the status quo because. it's not gonna get the most likes on. Instagram that day or cuz it's not gonna. you know. ocaña is a genius until he shares one. idea that people are like huh. maybe he's a genius you know maybe he's. not I'm not saying that slavery never. happened or that I'm not saying me that. but I thought it was really. interesting when Ben Carson said he. referred 205 even expanding her but he. referred to he goes when black people.

emigrated to America and I thought. I was brave of him to say that because. that's brave a way to rethink a way to. repurpose the thing that's hot that. haunts you know ya slavers of one of. America's biggest sin you know but to. repurpose that and then go forward the. pride it takes to do that if you. tell me that that ain't brave bruh.

that's that's and I'm not saying that's. right I'm not saying that's wrong but. I'm not gonna sit here and be afraid to. even talk about an idea or thought that. I have because then what is this what is. this podcast what are we doing we got. this call that came in man let's hear it. here we go what up to you this is Tyson. from Atlanta Georgia. just sayin them huge fan we saw the man. up show I got my wife and I watched at. YouTube hilarious.

Oh Thank You Tyson I appreciate that man. yeah that's a special show if you. haven't seen it you can find that on. Comedy Central digital and we're hoping. that they're gonna give us a um a series. and we had so much engagement and. interaction I want to thank all our. listeners for that I mean it really. means a lot it was a blast. onward just touch my son so far actually. its first great coach pitch today and. instead of saying the team name on the. count of three we say Gang Gang so I. just wanted to let you know that that's.

awesome man gang getting to them man -. that's - that uh that first grade. baseball team man and that's awesome. you're out there being supportive with. your son you know that's uh you know. when you when I hear even here you say. that man I mean it just makes me feel. something you know it's nice to know. that there's fathers and sons out there. just doing stuff even if it seems cliché. type of stuff throwing the ball around. but there's something inside of the. fabric inside of ourselves that that. means something to you and to your boy.

let's hear more I'm turning 40 on Friday. so I'm trying to deal with that it's. crazy comes fast and you think I know. you're a couple years away but anyway. you know you feel young but you get no. you know that's it man we do we feel one. thing and our body's starting to fall. it's like you know something. is happening on the outside but thank. you so much man for calling calling in. and happy early 40th to you. let's hear a couple a little bit let's. hear a little bit more here here we go.

onward what'd you say boy the country. causing Karsten from taxi. all right Carson thanks for calling I. don't have any cousins actually I do. have my brother have my father had some. I've linked up I actually have a cousin. but he's lit I'm not not joking he's I. think he's 80 like 84 years old but um. homeward I got cousins over there in LA. you got cousins over here in Texas each. side you know how it goes.

I I don't really know how it goes man I. mean I you know I respect the family. tree and I know that that family tree. can get a little high me you can get a. little fine you down there and uh in. certain areas but let's hear more. Houston on to the goddamn Mississippi. anyhow bro. just want to say in I'm driving. driving everyday I'm driving all over. the place it's your spirit. that's holding me up it's kind. of like a spirit animal I think you're.

more of an architect father. do different arctic foxes eats. occasional Vietnamese people at Best Buy. if that's in his food path and maybe I. could be part of that program let's hear. more brother and I just want you to ice. the world back to the south because we. just got this first kids rap out a. pungent half kickers and wifebeaters.

like that you know what it's I mean. uh I appreciate you saying this some of. this stuff man. appreciate you calling in and both of. those calls taya the the Tyson and. Carson there we sometimes we just want. people to call the hotline and say who. listens to the show because we want to. know I want to know who's listening. because if I don't know who you are then. how do I know. you know then sometimes I don't know. what ears I'm talking to.

but you know what the South does get a. bad rap and you know what it is. sometimes in the Midwest a lot of places. do and you know what it is just people. people are we are prone to make mistakes. I'm making mistakes right now in my life. you probably are too it sounds like you. might be drinking and driving around. actually Carson so that's probably. illegal. but you know people are gonna make. mistakes but yeah the South does it it's. like you know they definitely it's.

always you know I mean a lot has been. made of racial issues and it's tough. dude it's tough being from a place in. you didn't do anything you know I didn't. do anything you know my grandma my my. family on my mother's side was from. Illinois and my family on my father's. side was from Nicaragua so I you know. I'm not coming in like that you know my. family didn't have any sand so enslave.

anyone you know we didn't do a lot of. those sins of this of the area and. probably a lot of the people that did or. big businesses you know people that. owned a lot I had a lot of money in a. lot of land you know and who know those. people now probably are you know they. could be Rothschilds who knows that. where they are you know and if we do get. a bad rap we get a bad rap of idiots and. stuff like that but I will say this that. you know in some in some places we you. know there's people who don't want to. evolve and that doesn't help us that.

doesn't help us have a good rap you know. there's some places of people that just. don't want to evolve and I think that. those are people I think those are both. of all colors you know I think those are. black people I think there's no white. people that you know there's white. person that wants to sit out in their. small house or their big house or their. trailer or their motorhome or their. mansion or whatever with their money and. they just want to say these people. they don't want to be part of the. problem they don't want to be part of.

the solution they don't want to expand. their thought in any way and then. there's black people who want to. probably sit places and say oh well I'm. you know I don't have a chance in the. world I'm just gonna you know I'm just. gonna take whatever easy way outs are in. the world. and I think both of those people in some. ways are guilty the exact same thing you. know and I think the mission for the. rest of us is is how do we get a word. into these people's ear you know and.

really it's not even a black and white. thing really it can just be a rich and. poor thing it can be an awake and a and. a closed thing it's like how do you get. word to that person how do you adjust. their heart a little bit or adjust their. brain so it opens unlocks their heart a. little bit so they could think just even. brave to think a little bit differently. you know I'm reading this listening to. this book still called sex at dawn and. when I first heard it man they were.

talking like a lot of anti-christian. stuff and things like this and it's some. of it her I didn't want to listen. because it hurts some of the fabric. that's in me I'm not I'm not a devout. churchgoer but I grew up in that world. you know in that environment where I saw. it you know I only have a few memories. of spending time with my father and one. of a couple of those are at church and. so there's little things that tie me to. that and I don't wanna I don't wanna I. don't want to I don't want to Russell.

that fabric inside of me you know I. don't want to talk I'm gonna I because. you know that it just I want that to. stay how it is and be special and that's. but I you know but if I'm gonna think if. I'm gonna think bigger. and I'm listening to this book and. they're saying that you know we're not. supposed to be monogamous and we're it's. not in our nature but in my heart or. somewhere inside of me there's this. little picture of this family I always. wish I had them you know that my parents. were together and that we were all happy. kids and then I'm sitting there and my.

dad's knee and my mother's wiping. jelly or some I should have. been eating off my face because even as. a young hitter I probably straight up. took that jelly jar to the dome but I. had this this this idea that I don't. want to alter and so I'm afraid to think. oh what if I'm not gonna end up in a. monogamous relationship. they with this little Norman. Rockwell picture I have inside of me but.

now keep listening to the book and all. its gonna do is make me think a little. bit more it's gonna open up my my my. thinking it's all it's gonna do it's. gonna open it up some so they're not. gonna look at my Norman Rockwell picture. and say well how could this picture be. adjusted so it's not a sentence that I. feel like I have to live and it's more. actual replica of what my real true.

feelings and heart are like and so I. listen so I try and listen but yeah I. feel you Carson thanks for calling about. that it's like you know the South does. get a bad rap but it's like when do we. forgive a place and move forward you. know and it's just like you know it's. like and every place acts like when do. we act like we're not better than that. other place you know it's like you know. Hollywood was all during the elections.

and everything like we're all May. everybody's making fun of Donald Trump. and you know I'm Bernie Sanders and you. know people for being old and being this. and being adulterous and stuff like that. you know Donald Trump's on his third. wife yeah he probably you know he I'm. sure he doesn't have any marriage that. probably doesn't have a dull tree in it. he probably stays up looking at. pornography on the internet but you know. what's up that's probably half.

the men in America I think there's a. weird place where a lot of people. related to him there Oh in a weird way. this dude I can run this dudes on his. third we know he's a pee every buddy. people know he's a cheat people know. he's as dirty businessman they all are. you know I don't know why I'm bringing. it to that but it's like I just when do. we start you know when is there a little. bit more transparency you know when do. we you know stop pointing the finger.

because ha you know we point the finger. here in Hollywood but then. shyster whatever his name was was. jerking off and in ladies plants and. for movie roles we're all creeps we're. all creeps what are we gonna do about it. all right let's hear a little bit more. man thank you so much for calling. carcinoma word CEO Jason up here in. Washington it is Thursday May 3rd and.

just give me a call man Charlotte's you. know they're slacking on your pimp and. homie. thank you for Jays thank you Jason from. Washington for calling I'm slacking on. the pimp and let me know more about that. Kat Betty I'm a delivery driver and I. look forward to when I first started you. listening to your podcast was actually. you were on fire and a kid which I. listen to because of Joe Rogan since. probably episode 50 with him and red van. on a couch anyways okay so you listen to. Joe Rogan since the beginning man that's.

a beautiful brother home word get your. ass in gear can you let me down I look. forward to downloading your podcast on. stitcher and then listening listening to. them offline in my delivery truck. Thursday you got nothing up and when I. started listening to you you put. something up on Monday and then Thursday. okay you're right and I'm just gonna. stop you right there Jason and not out. of anger or angst and I appreciate you. calling brother and I appreciate you. being a delivery driver and and. downloading the podcasts in advance so. you can have them so you're not burning.

up your megabytes while you out there on. the road on the road while you out there. delivering them hitters but Thursday. isn't guaranteed man I try my best. sometimes what happens to me is if I. don't like regroup a little then I don't. have anything to say you know it's like. you ever call somebody have nothing to. tell them some I'm like on Wednesday I. feel like that and so I have to not do. it Thursday you know and then sometimes. too I'll put a Thursday up on patreon. you know patreon keeps this show going.

you know this show there's no profit on. this show as a business okay so just so. you know where this show is like as far. as a business mind as a business thing. and if it weren't for the people on. patreon donating money every month then. we wouldn't we wouldn't even be able to. pay for what we have going on and it's. been great and it's been good. and and I'm grateful so sometimes have. to give something just for them you know.

and so that's where that's at but I. appreciate you Jason I appreciate you. being out there getting the job done and. working hard me work hard bro I'll say. this man you work hard in this country. you know you can you can have a good. shot now it but it is up when. some people don't even get the chance. because their environment is so. up that they never get the chance to be. at the starting line and that is a lot. of the heartbreak of poverty and I think.

that's a lot of the heartbreak you see. of and a lot for me that's what I see in. a lot of like poor black and poor white. culture in America is you see people. that have just never had a chance you. know and I'm not speaking out of context. I'm not speaking for anybody Matt could. drive you to neighborhoods that I grew. up next to and drive you past friend's. house in my old neighborhood and uh and. you just know man the odds of somebody. in this place is gonna have a shot it's.

gonna be slim it's not because of the. home but it's because of you know maybe. their parent there but their mother a. grandfather never had a chance that. abs that ebbs and flows right down. there through the bloodlines it's tough. it's green privilege man you know. there's a lot of green privilege out. there but thank you Jason burr : let's. hear a little bit more man we got. another call coming in here here we go.

this is Caleb from the UK calling about. the Dark Arts homeward so you know the. cocaine I like a bit I don't that comes. on a weekend book not too much so it's. not not taking over my life so you do. cocaine sometimes on the weekends it's. not taking over your life but okay let's. hear more when that wouldn't also know. when it takes over you know I like a joy. Bona it's a dark heart so I wonder when. we think when when should stop you know.

on it what should it take over I'm hard. to see oh the past weekend the Facebook. page and we need you. when you call come on Caleb thank you. for calling you said you're part of the. Facebook group and yeah if you want to. join that there's a great Facebook group. for this past weekend on obviously. Facebook and a lot of extra stuff goes. on there and our producer Nick Davis and. myself and you know we try and keep that. thing Wiley over there keep it wiling so.

yeah go there and join that if you want. also if you get a chance man go comment. on us on on iTunes you know that helps. us a lot in iTunes show up in search. engines and all that. leave a comment it doesn't have to be a. good comment it can be negative but. still a comment as a comment so I. appreciate that if you can I'll tell you. this Caleb for me when cocaine was a. problem for me was when it started it. kept me from things that I knew were.

more important to me you know I have. that story that's up out there. about when I ended up on the radio show. in New York in the morning and I. couldn't talk because I was so high and. and you know that night was fun and. crazy and the story's funny but. in that moment dude it was it was tragic. because here was a great opportunity. meant to get on the Opie and Jim Norton.

radio show you know two men that I. admire and that night I went out that. night with my friends planning and. excited about going the next morning and. then here I was that next morning. showing up and I couldn't talk because. of cocaine because I couldn't control. myself. so that's when when I started canceling. some work meetings and stuff like that. because you know I'd gotten in bed the. night before at nine o'clock next Hino. got a text from somebody to go to the.

comedy club or to the bar next you know. I'm at the bar next thing you know it's. 9 a.m. 12 hours later and I'm high in my. bed you know I've watched all the. pornography in the world and I have to. cancel whatever meetings I have that day. or auditions or anything because I'm I. haven't been I'm I've been asleep. so that's when when it when it. outweighed something that that was part. of my original path because my original. path was just show up for my day and now. I wasn't doing that.

my original path was to be on the radio. and be excited and be there and be. grateful for the people that had me. there and now and I'm not doing that. because drugs were just they were that. other side of the teeter-totter with. that bloke ain't on it was getting icy. and look I'm not telling anybody not to. do cocaine if you can do it you go do it. okay if you can manage it well go manage. it well handle it enjoy it but for me I. could not for me at a certain point I. could not one day might not be able to.

again maybe so we shall see if they come. out with some like cocaine you know what. I'm saying give me a couple grams of. that a 5% yeah yo 95% uh. doctor soles foot powder okay man let's. see if we can get another couple calls. this this episode has gone on long and. here we go I talked about not smoking. last week and I went three days and then.

I got in an argument a little. bit and and one thing led to the next. and I couldn't and I gave up and then uh. but here we did this right here. but then I smoked yesterday as well so. here we go Laura Laura Delphia what's up. Laura from Philly onward to show some. support for you and your equipment. smoking cigarettes I haven't had one. since I think the second week in.

February dang so if today is May seventh. second week in February you're coming up. on Wow about 11 weeks I think guessing. and the main thing that helped was. finding other reasons to go outside if. I'm out with people or everybody's. hanging out all the smokers get to go. outside and go smoke so I decided why. not just go outside and not smoke go. outside walk around the block any reason. to just be outside and not standing.

around smoking a cigarette Oh. so I don't know if you have access to a. yard or anything like that but a yard. the same prison boo onward Laura but. plants get plants be that nerd this. outside gardening is the best I started. doing it I have a little patch of land. out smack in my my spot in Philly and it. helps a lot I'm out there all the time. and it's a good space to think about. things you're not distracted by cell.

phones or computers or anything like. that you're just out of sunshine I love. it I love that idea and I love picturing. you out there in your little garden out. there in Philadelphia in your yard and. that's a beautiful picture learn up. thank you for saying this you know I. used to get jealous of cigarette smokers. because when I worked at a restaurant. and I was a busboy and I used to. bust dude no I'm saying they got they we. needed they got dirty glasses over there. on Table twelve brother and I was there. in a heartbeat I would out bus everybody.

Latinos anybody that showed up I was out. in those dirty dish streets so and I. finished a desert in the back. dude I go hide in the toilet with half. of a cookie and ice cream. Gang Gang that's mine. but thank you for calling you're right. you know I think I think the things you. really said or just get out get out. doors let that Sun hit you find a hobby. find something to put on the other side.

of that scale because if all I got on. that side of the scale is a cigarette I. know that you know I'm gonna go do that. I'm gonna what's on the other side of. that scale what other reason am i going. outside for you know and you know what's. funny I think even you Colin I was. thinking about smoking later on tonight. and I think I might not now I swear to. God. because sometimes you just want to hear. about somebody else's journey in it you. almost kind of ruined it for me in a. weird way but in a weird good way by you.

sharing what happened with you you know. you can do it I'm like I can't go. the rest of the day now Laura can do it. you know Laura with them petunias in a. yard. that bag you know with that little bag. that little back a little back strip of. land with them gladiolas on it you know. she out there with them azalea's with. them bougie million if she can do it I. can do it so thank you for calling that.

is some good guidance I'm doing my best. you know I went three full days and in. the past two days I smoked that night. but just in the evening at the comedy. club let's take one more call man and. then we'll get out of here let's take. this one right here I had a couple of. echoes from Scotland and I would well we. got another Scotsman here and this is. this is crazy I didn't we turn into a.

real international thing you know we got. somebody out there in East Texas you. know we got somebody teaching ball in. Atlanta we got beautiful Laura out there. planting them Pat young yes planting. those smoke free petunias and I don't. even tell you congratulations Laura. because dude I'll tell you this I've. quit cocaine trying not to ever smoke. because I most of the day I'll be fine. but it hits about 9:30 p.m. I'm at the. comedy club mmm and that's when it gets.

tough and now we got some people call. them from other countries let's hear. more brother thank you for calling. sorry inspired Netanya I was gonna ask. I'm about to graduate as you saw and. there I'm not really sure what this what. did it afterwards and and stuff I'd ask. what when you were you know and you're. so early twice or whatever what do you. want to do because I'm always excited. jealous of people who have like you have.

your comedy and defent people do. different things and that's one thing to. actually actually would mean be even. just to have one seems like it would be. it would take a lot of stress a lot of. things and I don't have a dream that I. don't know what do I do. man there is something about when. somebody calls for another country and. he's like I don't really have a dream. I'm not I'm not taking the piss out of. you there. I appreciate you calling man you know. you know I can understand what you're.

saying. you know it's tough and you're young. though you're a young guy so you have a. lot of time and one of the cool things. about being young is that you don't have. to have that yet you know maybe some of. the thing could be that in your head you. got this idea that you have to have that. and if you don't have oh I'm gonna be a. lawyer I'm gonna be this or I'm gonna be. that that that makes you feel like all.

no direction but man you know I love. being a comedian these days but there. were if I could take a year and go maybe. to a law school I think I would love. that you know I would love to have F you. know or start a coffee shop somewhere. and be a barista just excuse me meet. people all day man I think I would just. love that. if I could maybe go you know to school.

for therapy and learn how to UM you know. listen to people I think I would love. that so you know I think you got to. embrace this time where you don't know. that's awesome man you don't know. anything can happen. possibility you still have possibility. and here's how you find out you got to. try do seven years ago our action.

private not maybe nine years ago now I. moved back to Louisiana and I got a real. estate license and I did real estate for. like six months and I worked with a. buddy of mine whose house I used to live. at my friend beau growing up I used to. live over his house for a bit his. brother had a real estate thing and I. got into that for a bit and and it was. fun you know but this one went out. comedy one out over time you know at the. same time I was bartending I was you.

know tending bar or basically a Mexican. restaurant that also sold liquor and I. broke a uh margarita machine. over there first. day at work broker like a $700 margarita. machine damn and that's I also like. man I can't but I worked there for a lot. you know I worked for six months and. maybe even a year I stayed there and and. it was you know it was what it was it. was good it was joy you know I made the. most of it and um and so you got to try.

things man that's how you'll know you. got to try things but don't feel bad. about yourself cuz you don't know you. don't you don't maybe you don't not know. you haven't decided yet try and reframe. it man. you know cuz you sound like a nice. person and even by calling in I can tell. you this about yourself you're a person. that cares about yourself because you're. putting it out there you care about.

yourself. so what does that mean you're very. caring so if you want a little clue what. who care what what kind of jobs could. caring people do well people that care. make good um nurses you know and I don't. know if I mean a nurse in America. nursing can be male or female I don't. know what did it what it is in Scotland. or teachers um you know therapists you. know people that are caring um you know. yeah you could do lawn care you know you.

could work with Laura in Philadelphia. but you you have the ability you still. have anything and you don't know what. that's like man there's a lot of us even. sitting here doing you know I know I got. to go to the comedy store all week at. the comedy clubs and and I'm grateful. for it because it's what I like to do. but it's still my work you know I'd love. to have a man I would love to go back to. school sometime and learn like a new.

trade you know I thought the other day I. would like to look I like to go look for. gold they got this man and um if Arizona. New Mexico who buried two million. dollars with the gold out there and I'd. like to go look for that but I don't. have you know I don't have that I don't. have that luxury so you have the luxury. of freedom and you have the luxury of. ability so I think you're gonna do. really great things maybe try one. what if so what if you're wrong you have.

time so what if you take six months and. and take a class and you decide oh. that's not what I want to be I don't. want to be a town planner or I don't. want to be a you know I don't want to. run a bar good now you know two things. you don't want to do so now that that. indecisive world is a little bit there's. less to less options to choose from you. know I in college I didn't know. what was going on I kept jumping around. in different colleges because I wanted. to travel and you asked me what I wanted. to do I wanted to travel so I went to. say I ended up at seven different.

universities and I traveled and I you. know and it was fun and you know I had. like 300 credit hours and no. diploma you know I took some of the same. classes four or five times because I. didn't know that that wasn't you. couldn't do it I didn't fail am i of. just any class I did good and I would. just take it again at the next school so. then I got to the account so finally as. like well dude you you know you got you. know 60 hours of speech and reasoning. level 101 and I'm like yeah and.

he's like no so look man I think. you got a world ahead of you and um and. you you know get out there and give take. some chances man you got time uh what. else man. let's take I'll hit this one more call. right here and then we're gonna we're. gonna retire for the day here we go hey. what's up video this is James Emmerich. I'm from North Carolina Asheville hey. James Emmerich thank you for calling man. I'll be at Charlie good nights in July I.

believe you want to come through there. sometime but uh onward and I just I love. this past weekend it's a great podcast. thank you dude you know appreciate that. man you know we're trying to make it. good and and in Chris Perez and Nick. Davis are so supportive and you know we. got you know my buddy Kevin best it. helps with the shirts and you know. larell down there in Tampa who runs. stuff and keeps you know listenership up. and there's a lot of neat people who.

help but thank you. oh we're monogamy in general has brought. up a lot of questions to me. really especially recently with past. relationships falling apart wanting to. be more promiscuous and finding other. women to be within share relations with. you know you want that person to sleep. with then you want other things in life. too that just go beyond that maybe not. just sleeping with them but just a. casual sexual encounter and it's just so.

shut down and pushed far down under the. rug for most people especially with. religious backgrounds that you shouldn't. be doing that and I just been reading. this book by Christopher Ryan called sex. at dawn and it just opened up so much. more I just like to know your thoughts. about monogamy well thanks for calling. man I don't know if you already knew. that I was reading that book or not so I. couldn't tell that in the call but.

that's the best the book that I'm. reading listening to right now I'm. listening to it you know it's definitely. something that I struggle with you know. I do struggle with heavily with um with. desires mostly of you know of like you. know I don't struggle with desire to. love someone else you know if I'm in. love I don't struggle with it his are to.

love someone else I just struggle with. you know sexual desires and you know. almost uh just a desire to act out you. know a desire to misbehave a desire to. mess something up for myself or to you. know but yes sexually yeah I think it. makes you question a lot you know. because we do you want this family. element and it feels like that's what. it's supposed to all be but but do our. behaviors you know or do our behavior so.

so different that we do want to be able. to have Tris and you know still feel. that sexual thing I think it's rare that. people can feel the sexual you know is. you maintain a lot of sexual energy and. still stay in a marriage. I was talking to a friend of mine bill. I'll talk to him a lot he's up there in. San Francisco and you know he has that. in his marriage where there's still a. lot of good sexual chemistry and and you. know that's a fear that I have I have a.

fear that if I mean you know in a. marriage will I be able to do that. forever will I be able to you know. remain monogamous and I don't know if. I'm really honest man I do not know but. I also don't know if that's because. there's something inside of me that is. off that I haven't healed that it's fear. because I know for sure that I want to. be in love no doubt about it. no doubt about it you know um I mean I'm.

spending time with a gal now and it's. you know and it feels great you know but. but I do I do worry but well-well. monogamy something I'm gonna be able to. do my whole life you know and I don't. know and you know it does tie back in my. mind to this idea of what things are. supposed to be you know and also where.

is it just too much pressure these days. with the technology I mean back in the. day the only other woman you saw maybe. you're at the store with your wife and. you see a woman across the aisle you. know squeeze a grapefruit and you go in. the truck and jerk off real quick tell. your wife you have to go to the restroom. or whatever you're going to look at the. whiskey but now that that is around. every corner. those women it's everywhere it's all. over it's part of our society sex sells. and it's out there so it's you know it's.

tough do I think that I'll be able to be. monogamous my whole life and stay in a. monogamous relationship I don't you know. if I'm really honest with myself I don't. but also. no if that's because I suffer with you. know not only some intimacy issues but. intimacy of the connection intimacy of.

you know trusting someone enough to be. able to be in love with them enough. where I don't want to act that way or. feel that way or were that I don't act. out sexually because it's me protecting. myself by giving me a way to not stay.

present in my relationship and by doing. that it'll then trick me into thinking. oh because the relationship isn't good. for you you know or you know love isn't. ever gonna work for you so then my brain. will trick me and a will behave this way. over here or you know watch this. pornography or do this or flirt with it. you know this girl or act out sexually. and that will that will just support.

what my brain is already saying you know. or that will give my brain proof okay. cool man we got to shut it down I. appreciate you guys for being here thank. you again to Paul from Boston for his. this past weekend story make sure to. leave a review on iTunes if you can. check out the this past weekend errs on. face face book that's our Facebook group. as well.

Thursday's episodes are bonus episodes. we're gonna try to get them up when we. can we got a great guest coming in this. Wednesday and that is Eddie Bravo the. conspiracy theorist we're excited to. have him come on. so hopefully that should be up on. Thursday thank you to our callers thank. you to Jack who had the you know the. gonads that you know got really big the. big ballin out there thank you to Tyson. the softball coach in Atlanta. thank you to Carson from Texas who said. we are related thank you to Jason for.

calling and asking about the Thursday. hitters. thank you for James calling in with a. question about monogamy and Caleb over. there in Scotland and the trouble with. cocaine when it's too much for you you. know when it when it when it's on the. other side of the scale. you know when the heavier side of the. teeter-totter has cocaine on it that's. when it was too much for me I can't tell. you when it's too much for you but but. that's when there's too much for me and. I do appreciate you calling sharing.

what's making you hurt that's it man. wood if you want to call in this week. calling about monogamy calling about. that calling about how you managing it. how calling about you know what's your. fears were if you overcame it if you. were acting out in a relationship or. marriage of that kind of thing call in. how did that test your heart you know. cuz I'm sometimes I you know I feel like. I was born with a vasectomy that. disconnected my nuts from my heart and. so I'd love to connect those things a.

little bit better because you know I can. feat sometimes it's it's just so hard. literally the lights just went out here. in the studio so if you're on YouTube. that's just because uh who knows. why but you guys actually since the. lights just went out here it's a perfect. time to to listen to this song shine by. Bishop Gunn. we'll see you guys hopefully on Thursday. if not we'll we'll do the follow up to. the calls for next week but call in. leave thoughts on on that topic and or.

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