The Last Sun | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #461
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you know. I will um. I'll spit on my hands and rub it on my. arms. um. I don't know yeah I don't even know why. I do that I think that is. I don't know what that is but. I don't that's just. yeah I'll I'll tell you everything I um. yeah I ate half I ate half of a. butterscotch. that I found in my truck earlier.
and um. yeah. I don't know why I did it but I did it. it's just that's the kind of stuff I'm. doing I guess and um anyway sorry we are. we are. good to see you we are here happy. September can you believe it or. something wrong. as they say in. somewhere else. um.
sorry my brain is all over the place uh. and that's okay that's all right it's. that time you know it's that time of. year. you know the heat has gotten to people. the heat I mean it is. good it is this is when summer this is. that encore. when Summer's like okay you don't think. I'm a ball out. Watch Me Whip watch me Nae Nae. this is when summer do that thing you. know gets sturdy.
I mean it is this is about hot as it can. get. it and with Labor Day you see people you. know people at Labor Day they're trying. to do grilling they're trying to grill. but man it's a tummy the sun say hey. don't a grill won't even start up. because you can't compete with a son. a microwave won't start up a match won't. strike they say nah nah. come on man uh. how you expect me to compete with this.
boss man. with this Suge Knight in the sky up. there. the sun is just it's like that. this is It's week. the rest of the year is weather right. but this is that time where it is the. Sun. and and I'll say this you know um white. people don't get enough credit for. having to deal with the Sun. why people yeah white people don't get.
enough credit for having to deal with. the sun man. they you know it put put a white in the. Sun. put a white in the Sun and look what. happens to them. let's don't pretend like we don't know. what happens to a white in the Sun. put an Irish on a beach. my God you better pray for him.
let's don't pretend that the sun don't. like black people better. I look I think the sun is recruiting. black people man. it's trying to transition folks. it's trying to make more blacks and. Browns and semi-browns and off Browns. this. put a white in the Sun for 30 hours. and now make him walk down the. interstate he keep pretty browned up at. that point. see if somebody don't pull over and give.
him a nelly CD. or cornrow his hair up. I'm just saying baby the Sun. the Sun be making it make the Sun be. making more black people man that's the. truth. or it's trying to put a Swedish person. in the Sun for 40 hours. and let him apply for a a home loan. okay what's up. that's what I'm saying man that's the.
Sun be doing like that. and that's just what is this the time of. year it is when the sun this is its boss. the sun is him. right now. um. yeah we got a lot in this episode man. we got a lot we're going to get into. we're talking uh. well that way you know that reminds me. um when I was in school you know and you. had to build that solar system baby. remember that.
it was maybe a third grade or fourth. grade. you had to build that Sola system which. uh like a mo you had to make a mobile. with the different planets hanging on it. in that. and the rich kids they had they came. their mom if you had a dad first of all. then if your dad had a job and your mom. didn't have to work then your mom had a. car with a hatchback right. and the rich kids you know Zachary or uh.
Abigail. they would come to the school and they. had. um. they're they're they would their mom. would open the hatchback and get their. uh their solar system out. and you'd see all the planets on it made. out of a little Styrofoam ball and. everything and oh it's Q to say their. name on the side zagara. Abigail. now if you was over by us bro if you had. to ride the poor bus bro you had to get.
your first you had to build your [ __ ]. Bro mom wouldn't help you ain't had no. hot glue gun. you was doing your thing you had to do. it yourself right that's how you had to. do it I remember my solar system that. [ __ ] had a uh orange in the middle bro. and I put it in the uh microwave for. like 30 seconds to warm it up to give it. that that sun mentality you know. so I heated that bit put it in the. middle. and then I hung whatever I could for the.
other things bro I had me a cherry. tomato on there I had me a uh part of a. mitten. uh what else I had a closings Pan. um I had a butterscotch and what else. was on mine maybe a marshmallow and a. thing of tweezers that I had found in. Mom's room and that was my solar system. baby and I and you had to get on the bus. bro that was the problem. and on the bus people some people they. didn't have their their their theirs.
made the other children. so they had some lurkers on there. like Daniel you know Daniel he he steal. four Jupiters on the bus bro he'll roll. off the bus with a half a pocket full of. Jupiters dog. and that was his uh presentation. and Gerald damn I remember oh man. we had this one fella. in our class Gerald bro and he. you know he didn't have a lot of brain.
in him he wasn't real. he wasn't that real that brain dog you. know. and he had his solar system had I. remember it had Earth and Alaska that. was the two planets bro. that [ __ ] had Earth and Alaska. and one night I remember we was at a. camp out or something and I remember. looking up at the sky with him and he. he he we were looking at the moon and. he's he said hey man you think.
you think we'll ever land on Alaska. and I just patted him on the back a. little extra. you know because sometimes some folk. need that extra patent bro. and that's what he needed a couple extra. Pats. on the back baby but. that's what God's doing man what I'm. saying is we all have different. universes. you know we all got different we all got. different universes.
um welcome to the episode thank you guys. for being uh a part of my life. um. and let me be a part of your life. what's going on uh we got a unique. episode we have um we're gonna get to. some calls. we have the Gator Boys. some of them boys they they nabbed that. gator. over there in Mississippi they nabbed. one. I mean. just one of them big daddies this thing.
big boy this thing big this thing won't. fit in a condom you know what I'm saying. this thing's back so they nabbed it and. uh we're gonna talk to one of those guys. um. we had some Finance we had a fro we was. a victim of a fraud we gonna talk about. that. um and what else can we talk about got a. lot of great calls. um. what else I've been I've been feeling a. lot man I've been I've been having a. tough I've been feeling like.
everything's got to be perfect man. I've been feeling like you know it's. like I kind of even just to come into. podcasts like all right I gotta be every. you know everything it's like. or just every day every last like man. everything is just like I it just. it just uh and sometimes it builds up. it's like and I don't even notice it's. going on. [Music]. um. but it yeah it but that's not the truth. and I just sometimes I'll let it build. up and be the truth or it's it's just.
I can't explain it but it starts. happening in the background like. everything's got to be perfect you know. uh. so yeah I just want to call that out on. myself and just think you know like I. can't make thing I can't be perfect I. can't make everything perfect. um. um yeah. so it just okay you know. uh.
uh and nobody's asking me to really it's. like it's this. it's like this self-fulfilling like or. not a self unfulfilling prophecy. you know it's like uh. it's a ridiculous pressure it goes back. to an hour it probably Associates to. when I was young you know. um. and I felt like if I wasn't perfect then. uh uh I wouldn't be cared about.
you know. um. or the only way I had a chance it was. like you know I wasn't getting when I. was. I don't know I'm not trying to get in. all that kind of stuff but it was like. what I guess. it's like if I what if. it was like I guess I felt like if I'm. not if I don't the only way I have a. chance to get the what I need in the.
world is if I'm perfect. because I wasn't getting what I needed. so it was like man if I I guess the only. way I can that I even have a chance I. must have to be perfect. to get the care I need you know or maybe. if I'm perfect. maybe if I'm perfect. Then I then I will have to be cared. about.
you know because you know how no. somebody couldn't not care about. something that's perfect you know. um I don't know I'm not saying that I'm. perfect or anything I'm just saying. that's an old thing that would be in my. head man. and it's not even a thought that I had. or created it was like a survival thing. that happened when I was young and. [Music]. um. and I could see how a kid could think. that you know a kid could think that. so uh. but yeah sometimes that flares up and.
I'm like man if I'm not perfect. then uh people are. people are not gonna like me. you know if I'm on if I'm real honest. about it. um and I know that isn't true I know. that's not true of like. my friend like as an as an adult now I. know that's not the truth but it still. doesn't stop those old feelings from uh. they kind of take over the they kind of.
uh. hijack the Mainframe sometimes. and I get stuck in that space and I. don't even realize it you know. um. so yeah I just want to share I just want. to call that out to myself and. and just say yeah man you don't have to. be you you are oh you're fine. you're okay brother. you know and um.
yeah I just want to call that out to. myself. because that's important to me. uh to notice and I'm grateful now that I. can even notice when that happens. sometimes so that I'm not just sitting. there and just being. a victim of it. um. we have some really nice calls some. really nice stuff and. um grateful to be here with you guys. um. well I got this call that came in right. here let's just let's let's hear this.
daddy real fast let's see what this cat. has to say here because I know. what's up you little love muffin I just. heard your podcast and it's about time. coming to North pack a lot. I live 20 minutes away from. Winston-Salem and I'm so [ __ ] excited. bro gang gang homie gang baby yeah and. that's it that'll just lead us right. into the tour dates that's what I want. to tell you we have some new ones and uh.
man some really exciting stuff. um yeah we just got back from Canada I'm. gonna talk about that in a second but I. want to let you know that uh we have a. live now Norfolk VA. uh Roanoke VA and that's where I think. um. I think that's where the pilgrims. started uh Huntington West Virginia up. there up there about a Big Sandy Arena. they now call it the Mountain Health. and they used to call it the Big Sandy.
Evansville Indiana uh at the Ford Center. Pikeville Pikeville Kentucky at uh on. November 16th and Winston-Salem uh. November 17th and then New Orleans. Louisiana baby November 24th the day. after Thanksgiving at the UNO Lakefront. Arena and uh. that's mad for me that's real magical. that's the first place I ever.
um seen like a big concert. and uh to get to go there and perform. um. yeah. it means a lot you know and. um. yeah it means a lot man I know in a lot. of people there I know were excited. about it and um on behalf of them I'm. excited as well it means a lot just to. be uh from uh that community and that. area and to be able to go back there.
and um. and I just am grateful for that support. There and Everywhere and we had some. nice calls that came in. um I just got back from Toronto. and uh Niagara Falls maybe we did it. over there and if you haven't been uh. been to the falls you need to go see it. and I was on the Canada side and you. look I got to my hotel room and I looked. out. and I and you see I mean it just is. unreal.
it's just. there's so much energy there I mean you. see that River and you see that mullet. on it baby. you say damn that's a waterfall baby. at this is God you just. yeah just I mean it's just stunning you. know it's just a stunning. um it's a stunning place over there so. if you get a chance to check that out. it's worth it. um and then we spent time over there in. Toronto and.
you know Toronto I'll say this man. there's a there's. really friendly folks. it's I mean it's very friendly and it's. very diverse too it is. I mean God you they got thing you've. never seen. you know. they got you know they got things you've. never seen over there. he's like damn you you're you're you're. you're a person.
it's so it is a mix baby. oh. and. and one thing that's different there is. rate the racial there's not a rate you. don't feel a racial tension especially. between black and white folks there. now that of course you know I'm white or. semi-white you know and so that's. that you know I can just have my. perception you know and I grew up in a. black and white area and so.
there's more history you know racial. history in the U.S but in cat and. candidates that's not there it's really. different. it's the energy when you were when black. and white people around each other it's. really. it feels real clean. it feels like there's not. there's not a bunch of faces from the. history. you know there's not a bunch of like uh.
uh there's not a bunch of History. you know it just feels like there's this. history of Being Human. and that to me was. you know it's nice it's nice to see and. it's nice to feel that uh. uh so if you wanna it just was real. interesting experience man. um because it's different in America. and not everywhere in America exactly. and not always in America but I'm just.
saying kind of on average and it was I. thought that was pretty spectacular man. you know uh. and and another thing about Canada. they're not there's not as many people. trying to like it doesn't feel like it's. really safe I mean it's safe. you don't feel scared you feel. you just even if somebody's mean if you. see a mean person the worst thing. they're just gonna run up and say hey. I'm mean.
and then they'll run off you know. and like hey I'm mean sorry sorry about. being mean but I still am. then it'll run off. that's like the war it's like. I don't know. I think part of it is they don't there's. not people trying to get ahead there's. not as much like in America I feel like. we're so conditioned that you have to. get ahead you have to keep climbing keep. climbing. and in uh Canada they're more relaxed.
there's not as much of that energy. and so when you're not. when you're not trying to get ahead as. much you're more you have more energy. just to be. you're more happy where you are. you more happy where you are if you're. not trying to climb then you get to you. you have your your energies there to. stand in the group and share with your. community. and so I think that's what I feel a lot. is a lot more people are content.
and man it's nice to be around it's nice. to witness it's nice to know that that's. possible in. a place. because sometimes sometimes it doesn't. feel as possible here in America anymore. to me and I'm not trying to be a downer. I just sometimes you know. but yeah it was just. it's nice when you're just talking to. somebody and that's.
they're just trying to be helpful trying. to be friendly. not trying to get ahead or do anything. just trying to be associated with their. fellow man or woman. there was something hella warm about. that. um. what else happened I'm trying to think. so that's all the traveling I've done. you've done any traveling recently. Raleigh Mal. blue chew baby you want to puff up that. Frank homie it'll do it.
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what else happened I'm trying to think. so that's all the traveling I've done. you've done any traveling recently. Raleigh Mal. I. yes sir have you um done any traveling. recently brother. ah no I'm I'm about to. okay great and where are you headed bud. I'm going to Denver oh okay buddy wow. and how do you do it altitude how do.
how do um. I don't know how to say this how do are. you do a lot of uh how do Asians do at. altitude. uh I I think we do I think we do good. okay. what are some famous high altitude. Asians are there any I'm trying to think. of one. because if I think of a mountain brother. I don't always think of. um. and maybe this is racist I mean I don't.
think of an Asian on a mountain. is that. um yeah so I looked it up it says. tibetions and Sherpa are the only two. present day high altitude East Asian. ethnic groups tabitions damn. I thought I thought damn tabitions. are you tabition wow and those are high. altitude Asians huh. correct gosh boy some Red Bull drinkers. baby they're getting up there.
and what else has been going on in your. life brother. um nothing much. um a good friend of mine passed. no. yeah oh man. but I'm sorry man um. and was it a uh was it a male or female. uh female oh. God that's wild usually I feel like men. die more I don't feel like I hear a lot. about women dying.
you know. oh I'm sorry man. were you able to go to a service or. anything or what do you guys do for that. sort of thing. yeah we had a uh a good uh celebration. of life on Saturday oh I'm so sorry man. what kind of do um. and how old was the person Riley she was. 29. oh. was it pretty sad was there a lot of. singing and stuff.
yeah yeah we did a few worship. um worship songs songs that they wrote. together. [Music]. whom was there food or not there was. yeah. [Music]. what would they have. they had uh tacos oh. that's interesting I feel like you don't. see a lot of. um. talk you know a lot of. I I I feel like you don't see a lot of.
like kind of tacos when there is uh. deceased. or death you know dang that's surprising. were you surprised at that. um not really she she really liked tacos. oh man. um. well I'm sorry brother. I appreciate you even showing up today. especially knowing that that had. occurred man and. um. we're gonna check back in with you I'm. happy you're here today man and I'm. happy that we're able to think about her.
together and uh and I'm happy that um. that uh we're able to sit here and think. about her what was something about her. that you like do you know anything that. she liked or really enjoyed did she have. any pets or anything. um she didn't have any pets but um she. was a photographer oh wow. wow man. and now she's being developed up in. heaven I bet huh. yeah Amen brother. how you man well I'm sure they really.
appreciated you going dude. um. yeah I'll check back in with you in a. little bit how does that sound Riley. thank you for being here today my man. thank you yeah man really appreciate the. help. um you know we had some people hit the. hotline we were talking last episode. about. um. getting out of poverty. if you are. um uh if you were. born into poverty or you live in it and.
you've certain ways aren't your way out. what are some ways that other people. have gotten out of it you know because I. think it's important to know. um you know I talked a lot about. pressure washing in my neighborhood when. I was young a lot of people would uh do. pressure washing and that was something. that was pretty popular to get people. out of there and so I want to go to a. couple calls right here you guys hit the. hotline. 985-664-9503 and responded uh with some.
calls and so we want to get to those. right now. um and see what people had to say so uh. uh here we go. hey Theo uh I I loved your uh I love. your analysis of getting a pressure. washer to you know help help get your. ass through a hard time when you're. young when you're 22 you probably don't. know a lot. um uh I I am that guy I grew up [ __ ].
dirt dirt dick poor and uh. and I got a pressure washer and I got a. paint sprayer and I I I took a job I. would I would say like some some really. good advice I make a I I I have my own. painting business now so I make about a. hundred bucks an hour dude nice. um which is [ __ ] amazing to me. um I got a pressure washer.
4200 4200 PSI Whoa man you talking that. big dog then you impregnate something. with that gun daddy you'll impregnate a. damn driveway you know you could you. could uh do DJ khaled's hair baby you. could. you'll knock a wig off a thick sister. with that I mean that's. Utah I mean that's uh dang. 4200 PSI God you doing drive by Washings.
that's high octane Daddy. you know you could damn castrate a. bichon with that buddy praise God baby. let's hear more. uh. and uh and I started a paint business. but I also had to learn I I learned. a lot of [ __ ] before that you know I did. a lot of jobs before that always painted. kind of on the side and I didn't know my. side misses business was going to turn. into my real business but that's exactly.
what happened. yeah that's what's amazing is you get. started in one thing and next thing you. know you're doing another thing you know. you you know you reach into somebody's. mouth to [ __ ] steal their gum and. next thing you know BAM [ __ ] you a. dentist. you know the small things could lead to. the big things all right that's a nice. one thank you for that call we got a. couple more that came in here too. um let's see what else we got.
hey Theo coming out of the great. mountains in North Georgia. North George up there Toccoa in other. areas in Georgia the mountains of. Georgia. it's a great place to um. to hide from a uh. to hide from. knowledge. sorry I shouldn't have said that but. you find some people up there that ain't. they ain't playing with a full deck of. letters baby you know.
they Alpha bet it ain't that long homie. did you find somebody got 14 letters in. alphabet. you say dang. come out so I heard you're talking about. ways to make money on the side not too. financially shut off in the first place. been cutting grass for a living since I. was 17. it's been pretty successful so. far started off with a mower and trailer. just charging 40 50 dollars a cut. now I have contracts customers I'm. getting paid up to about 500 a month so.
50 Grand a year and I'm able to pay off. an employee. oh amen and that's great yeah once you. get going then you realize okay I can. hire somebody to do this and I can start. to you know uh scale up they call it you. know garyvee calls it that scaling up. or whatever they call something I don't. know but yeah do somebody yard boy. especially these days people rich people. you could do all kind of [ __ ] to their. yard bro. you know especially you go to Atlanta.
bro they have they'll have you do all. kind of [ __ ] to the yard bro now have. you put a finger wave on the finger wave. the grass like what. they'll have you down French braid right. over by the hedges bruh. you say damn they are but they'll have. you put activator on the [ __ ] Hedges. bro over there you say hell yeah boy. somebody's whole yard looking clean. maybe damn. so that's what you gotta remember that. bro that the things are evolving too so.
what can you offer. you know you cutting grass but you could. do grass and more. you know if you cornrow somebody's. [ __ ] cornfield that's on point. you know dang that's what I'm talking. about if them bougainvilleas bro if them. [ __ ] are [ __ ] they got a uh French. braid. they got them [ __ ] rolled up. you know you gotta fade over there on. the bougainvilleas that's what I'm. talking about that high and tight.
are you [ __ ] Jerry curl a rose bush. you know it's just what can you offer. for the people. what else we got let's hear more brother. it's kind of funny because I found out. tonight my girlfriend's pregnant. I guess that's what prompted me to call. you hell yeah dude that's what I'm. saying bro. that's how look if I cut enough grass. bruh. somebody getting pregnant. that's on God homie.
that's where I'm from bro. if if I do if if if if I do enough yard. work. somebody getting. pregnant. that's you know. you know what I'm saying you keep raking. bro and suddenly you rake up into some. ovaries bruh and there you are bro you. all in love bro and you got a family. baby praise God man. congratulations too man let's hear a. little more. I'm not ready for the kid I know I have.
a long ways to go until I am rude. I saw that name the time to do better. for you yourselves goes around you. because uh. well man I think you can handle it. brother. you know you can handle the for you know. you handle you handle not knowing what. to do with the job and you started you. made a choice for yourself. but don't overwhelm yourself either man. it don't have to be perfect bro. you know you're gonna man you're gonna.
do a great job that kid is you part of. that kid is you that's what's that's. what I think is probably real. fascinating about being a parent. and you obviously care about yourself. man you working doing things for. yourself. so all you can man you're going to do so. good man. uh bro I'm happy for you bro. um we actually have one more that came. in let me hear hey what's up man this is. Dylan um I'm from New Hampshire but I. live in Denver now I'm calling about how. to get out of poverty uh one of the best. ways to do it is door-to-door sales.
your Vivint smart home selling security. selling Pest Control you know you could. go fly out to pay for your stuff it's. all commissions you got to make sure. yourself if you're tough enough man you. can make six figures your first year wow. I didn't know that buddy door-to-door. sales. yeah that's great. because dude some people these days. honestly I believe if you go to. someone's door okay and you knock on. their door.
and when they open it if you say look. really honestly if you give me ten. dollars bro I'll leave right now. I bet six out of probably 15 people will. give you. 10 at least eight dollars at least eight. dollars bro to get out to leave bro. because people are fearful now so I. think that's a way you could get you. know start stacking a little.
hey knock knock yes you know my name is. Terry and I'm gonna be real with you I. don't know what I'm doing. but here I am. and for ten dollars I will leave. immediately. BAM [ __ ] I'm venmo and Terry bro bye. Terry I'm venmo and Terry gotta go. sayonara Teddy hey Teddy uh goodbye. Terry. goodbye Terry oh so crazy Terry is gone.
sorry that [ __ ] gives me uh. pretty amped up man let's hear more. no prior experience you know and then. you learn to sell and you can apply that. other places you'll get a jump start in. your life and do it at any age. so that's my advice for uh people who. don't know what to do reach out to those. companies show determination they'll. give you an opportunity to make some. money and the best thing you can. practice this at uh you could practice.
door-to-door sales at Home Depot. if you go back in there by the um. kitchen you know by the uh appliances. and everything they got a couple doors. set up right there a couple. you know and you just stay I would close. them stand there [ __ ] knock when. somebody answers. try to sell them something practice. you could practice right there they got. like you know yeah usually a couple. different doors different color doors.
and stuff like that and you can see. yeah knock knock somebody opened it. they're like uh hello and you're like. hell yeah you want to buy this wrench. set. you know you want to buy this wrench set. you could get anything out the store and. sell it to them you know you want to buy. this uh yarn plant. um. fishing. gear all types of stuff you ever done. any door-to-door sales rally.
I have really. wonderful man what did you guys sell. um anything from popcorn to. See's Candy. oh wow and how'd you get involved with. that you said you were doing more um is. that called uh. that's not really on trays that's more. side items huh right okay. and what uh wait how do you get involved. with that. uh popcorn was for Scouts and See's.
Candy was for band. and what was easier to Pedal let me what. do you think was easier to Pedal out. there and. I mean like a bike no no what was easier. to sell to folks oh. um See's Candy oh yeah why you think. I think everyone just liked candy more. than popcorn yeah. yeah that's interesting yeah I think if.
you put candy on the word of on the back. of anything it's you know people are. interested in it. you know you throw in it you throw candy. on the back of something people are more. excited you know. like if you say hey you want to buy this. [ __ ] people like nah dawg be like. hey you wanna. you wanna get up on some of this. [ __ ] candy. people be like let me look at it. you feel me rally. I do that's business baby that's big.
business let's hear more brother. um secondly. I had a question for you I keep getting. these these relationships that don't. work out and uh part of it's my fault. we're working through that in therapy. but. processing the emotions man I just keep. crying at this realization last week. that anytime I really really want to. drink and I'm alone typically just need. to cry so I've been crying constantly. man and I'm like God I'm just gonna stop.
all right so the question I have is do I. just keep crying it out or should I uh. should I just buck up and you know stiff. up and live because I don't know trying. to I'm trying to love myself and get to. a place I can be good to someone else. anyway I love you man and I look forward. to seeing you when you come to Denver. okay gang brother thanks for that man. thanks for the call and just for sharing. uh what's going on with you man. um. let me try and drop in here to this uh.
well I think yeah tears you got to let. tears out. you know. tears I believe that tears belong to God. you know I really believe that. oh. now a baby's Tears Don't a baby a baby a. lot of time baby just being an [ __ ]. and that's how a baby gonna be boy. but uh but as an adult man tears really. I believe belong to God and. and a lot of times yeah you know.
their emotions they're attached to. emotions. and they those emotions they take all. it's hard to get them out of yourself. you know they go through a gauntlet of. like. of on you know. takes you know you'll be surprised when. an emotion finally gets to the surface. of yourself. so those tears I feel like there are a. lot of times they're this they're sweat. man they're the sweat of the.
The Gauntlet that your emotions had to. run through. this climbing through your soul. that's a that's this that's the sweat of. those feelings man that's all that is. you know hard it is hard for them. sometimes to get out and get out of your. body and get out of your brain and get. out of your heart. some of them have to go through your. through the past through time and.
through your heart through your brain. through your. and through the party that don't even. want them to come out then they got a. trick that big they gotta trick the. bouncer a lot of times. and finally they get to the surface hell. yeah they gonna be sweaty bro when those. emotions finally get there. so that sometimes what I see tears as. you know a lot of times there's we see. somebody tear up they stop it I and. sometimes I understand maybe if you're. in a public place and you're feeling.
uncomfortable or whatever but. man if you have a chance to let those. tears come out. I think it's important. because the God God is trying he wants. them out I believe that. um. yeah sometimes he's trying to wash away. some old pain or you know sometimes you. might be excited you get so hopeful you. know you'll tear up man and. and that's that could be tears that's. trying to water some hopes that you.
might have. you know. you may have such great hopes God might. be like hey you need a a couple ounces. of water for them mixes I got you dog. now sometimes God might be you know you. God might think you thirsty and he may. see me like hey this is all I got bro. and he you know there's salt in it but. hey you can have a little you know and. that's weird bro if you just crying just. to drink them. that's always we we you know. we had some dudes in our town bro.
they wasn't doing that but they was. being nasty boy. they was being nasty dude that's one. thing. God. when people are being nasty I don't know. hmm I don't know how to handle it. sometimes I. people because God people can be nasty. [Music]. and they are being nasty sometimes.
I remember seeing them do it. God they was being nasty how do you feel. about that rally man when you you ever. seen people being nasty or anything. um. you know I just uh. just don't don't think about it what do. you do just drive off. yeah hmm. what's going yeah what's new with you. Riley I feel like you know I know we.
haven't seen each other in a while and I. see you got that facial hair going maybe. you got that catfish rocking on Daddy I. do how do you feel about that what what. spurned that. uh I just wanted to try something new. hmm. and do you feel different with it does. it feel how does that feel you know. because I rock it you know. yeah no it feels great feels definitely. uh very different like hell. like do you feel give me five words it.
makes you feel. some you know. give me some words. I feel older okay older. grown grown okay so black and older. um. I don't know I look better maybe that's. hold on that's a lot of what you guys. don't just do you just have to do a word. sorry but I have to have the rules for.
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and prehistoria let me tell you what it. is it's before. um. before it was like trial basis when God. was trying out animals. this is way before. uh like a um a deer or a uh. uh golden retriever this is back when. God had like brontosaurus you know he. was just he was putting [ __ ] together he.
didn't know yeah brontosaurus had like a. 90-yard neck. like damn what he would eat but it never. made it to his stomach and they would. die every time. they would die every time dude have a. huge meal and then you couldn't get the. food couldn't get there and he died. you know he just and then they had. triceratops and things 400 pound. forehead bro set like 70 pound body. so them [ __ ] the second they was they. was born they took one step forward and.
just. and now every one of them died face down. in the dirt. T-Rex he couldn't do [ __ ] all he could. do is bite people. all he could do was bite people man. you know like a little pervert at a. [ __ ] mall bro. you know they couldn't he had them. little arms he had them baby reachers he. couldn't even [ __ ] hug his buddy. think about that. no wonder he's so angry. he can't even [ __ ] hug.
and so that's some of the early animals. God made and that's prehistoria. now some of those animals are still. lurking around. someone who's Animals still Milling. around in our world. and I want to talk to a man who captured. one of them down there in uh Mississippi. over there and they just captured a 800. pound. uh alligator can you imagine that. can you imagine your wife thinks you're. cheating on her.
and you show up and you just. your arms you've got lacerations all. over. um yeah let's get to the call uh Joey. Clark I believe is the man Joey. hey what's going on Theo how you doing. man what's up boss I see you got that. Ole Miss shirt on for yourself yes. indeed man if I'm coming on a uh an LSU. boys uh podcast I gotta gotta represent. right we'll call it a truce for a little. while baby how about that man there you.
go for about three or four weeks and. it's back on okay deal man I'm turning. into into a UT fan too here in uh in. Tennessee. um Joey tell me about this Gator baby. you guys caught that Gator huh yeah man. um this uh with three of my buddies out. there uh we were in we're outside of. Yazoo City and um oh yeah that's where. um uh Jerry Clowers from Yazoo City. Mississippi that's exactly right that's. exactly right uh went out there in Yazoo.
City and we've been to this spot you. know over the years I think this is. probably the. fourth or fifth Gator I've caught with. these guys something like that. um so we've been to that spot several. times and y'all are Gator buddies huh. that's right that's right I've been with. these fellas a few times and and they've. been several years without me as well. um and so you get out there you guys get. out there you're in a what kind of. vessel are you guys in not a submarine. or anything huh no we're in a we're in a. 14-foot John Boat yeah boy I know we.
brought this thing in the uh oh that's. some Tom Sawyer Water work right there. buddy that's right that's right that. that Gator was about a about a foot. hanging off of that boat while we were. trying to get back in at night and so. what are you hook him on when you are. you aiming for this type of big gate or. are you aiming what are you trying to. catch are you guys looking for flounder. what are you guys trying to catch out. there yeah when you're out there you're. I mean in this area we've we've hooked. up and caught you know several you know. 12 12 and a half foot Gators out there. and that's really what we're looking for.
you know we don't you know in. Mississippi the cool thing about here is. it's not like Louisiana it's not. commercial they only give out about 900. tags a year so we got drawn in the. lottery so you want to make it count. right you want to make your Gator count. you don't want to come in there with a. little non-foot Gator if you don't have. to but uh you know nothing against that. just we've done that before right so so. we it's probably embarrassing I guess if. four men get out of a boat with a little. baby gator that looks probably yeah I. mean we've uh it's casual looking.
we we saw this Gator uh just as we were. putting in right before dark and we had. no idea it was this big so we we hopped. in the boat went out there and um you. know we must have passed 20 to 25 30. Gators on the way out there and they all. look great and it's just a swamp full of. alligators out there but and how do you. can you tell like because the eyes are. usually poking out of the water can you. tell how big a gator is even just by its. eyes poking out you can tell even when. you get you know you're far away from. one you can tell if he's undersized and.
something you don't want to fool with. yeah but uh you know you're out there at. night it's it's pitch black there's they. got a pump Sunshine out there to that. part of the part of the state and you. know you're out there in that in that. stuff and you got a q beam and uh you're. just trying to light those eyes up and. and go from there and does the beam. shock the gator at all does it kind of. get like a um like a does it does it. have that deer and headlights effect on. a Gator or what is that like it's not. too much gonna shock him when he's when. he fills the vibrations in the water of.
your of your boat and your trolling. motor and all that that's what's going. to make him kind of kind of duck and. start trying to get away from you and. and you know he held his breath it. seemed like 30 to 45 minutes at a time a. couple times and oh wow we just had to. keep on searching him and um you know we. hooked up to him the first time and what. do you mean are you hooking him on a. spinner bait what do you got I mean what. do you even put out there yep so it's. just a treble hook what are you guys. using are you guys using chicken livers. like what do you use it what's the bait. no there's no bait whatsoever oh there's. no no no bait whatsoever you're out.
there you know you've got to see this. Gator and then you've got to be talented. enough to be able to throw a uh just to. throw that treble hook throw that line. right where you want to do it okay so. you're not so so there's no bait in. there there's you're not trying to get. them to get something like a fish or it. is more you are just trying to get the. hook into his body that's right that's. right you're trying to get the hook in. his body and you know eventually we kept. on trying to hit him with one one line. at a time and we did that but he kept.
breaking off and what these Gators do. um we must have we probably hooked up on. him seven or eight times I guess and he. kept on you know shaking that that. treble hook out of him but what they're. trying to do is go under logs and things. like that and and shake that that hook. out of them and then they're free. um and so that's that's kind of what the. the gist is there and do they seem nasty. like did this Gator seem like a nasty. guy or what did he say like can you get. any a semblance of what their. personality is like did he seem like a. nasty guy yeah man he was uh he wasn't.
the meatest gator we've ever run across. we've run across some meaner ones but he. was very territorial you know he did the. the weird thing is we've hooked up on. some good sized Gators in the past and. you know you hook them once or twice and. now they kind of get the gist of what's. going on you're trying to kill him and. they disappear you'll never see him. again but this Gator he wouldn't do that. uh he was there in that area you know. he's just uh he's probably a hoarder. have you seen that show like my 700. pound life or something that because. that those people don't not you know.
they're usually locked in their house. with magazine you know they have like. stacks of magazines and everything. that's right. over there yeah he's in his spot and. he's not trying to get out of there he's. uh he's doing his thing and uh like I. say he never left he never left the 200. yard radius force and that's just crazy. to me that they didn't happen like that. because we hooked into it for the first. time about 9 30 at night and we didn't. have that thing in the boat until 3 30. in the morning my God and so you hook. him you start getting him now how close.
is the boat as are you just right next. to him. yeah you are so you know we I'd say when. you hook up on him initially you know. you're probably within 15 feet of the. Gator probably so yeah I wouldn't be. there buddy yeah I'd call a damn Uber. buddy I would not be right there I'll be. glad to send you a couple of little. videos we took on the boat so you can. kind of see for yourself on this uh if. that'd be something that would help kind. of put it together for you we'd love.
that we'll play some of those side by. side while we're talking about it okay. so you get them you you have how many. hooks do you eventually get into the. gator finally at the end we did get a. second hook in and we had one the first. hook we caught which is not where you. want to catch him would be uh back at. the tail and that's that's where my. buddy Don he blind cast out over him. hooked him in the tail we fought him for. about another 30 minutes we can get a. second hook in him damn uh you know and. so kind of my job with all this is when. I'm in the boat you know we've got a. snare or whatever and my job is once.
he's come up what do you mean a snare. yeah so it's like a um. no not a drum it's uh it's kind of like. um I I caught almost like a noose right. I mean it's you it you you've got a rope. on the end of it you slip it over his. head and then when you do it I just pull. that rope as hard as I can and basically. try to sit down on the bottom of the. boat until uh so there's some damn BDSM. [ __ ] it sounds like yes indeed yes. indeed wow it's so it's crazy if you. wind up and get him at 14 feet uh three.
inches so it as of today we've got still. got 24 hours left in the state of. Mississippi for gator hunting season but. as of today it's the state record wow. and how much weight was it. 802.5 pounds damn boy and that missed. that missed the state record by 20. pounds so that just tells you how big. they are down here oh so it didn't even. make the weight record but it made the. length record that's right that's. exactly right. that's incredible man it is it is so. once you have both of those hooks how.
are you elevating it out of the water. what's like how does your boat not. capsize yeah so you know what he's doing. when he's down there underwater he's. he's you know he's fighting and he's. down there and he's been down there at. the you know at this point you know over. that seven hour period he had been in. that water uh you know underwater the. majority of that time but they got to. come up for air right they gotta they at. some point they can't stay underwater. forever they got to come up so when they. do you got to think about it as you're.
you know these guys with the two lines. are pulling him closer and closer to the. boat. um as they continue to fight him and he. continues to come up for air a little. bit more frequently towards the end and. that's you know when it gets close. enough to the boat within you know I'd. say two or three feet if you can and. that's when you want to put that that. snare around him and and hook him from. there and kind of finish the deal off. and do you choke him out does somebody. get on him how do you finish him man I'm. trying like hell to choke him out I'm. like I'm just holding him as tight as I. can until somebody can shoot him oh yeah.
yeah you got to shoot him he's gonna. yeah. that's right this is a damn robbery bro. it is it's a it's a mugging for sure it. is. no no no no you got to put that bad boy. last thing you want to do is tow him in. and then you lose him or something yeah. because once if he were to break off a. rope or something he's at the bottom of. the river you're not getting it back you. know and when he after he's right when. he dies do y'all hug or what are people.
like is there a celebration what is that. moment like man it's just a sense of. relief you've been out there with him. all night long and the last thing you. want to do is let him off the hook look. we had been out there for so long we. were all just getting tired and worn out. we've been working all day all four of. us just you know doing our thing and. nobody wanted to give up and we all. thought about it but at the end of the. night you know my buddy Tanner the. entire time uh he was like we're not. letting the skater go we're just not. gonna do it so he was he was hell-bent. on getting this gator in the boat oh. every Tanner I know will get hell-bent.
they get hell-bent on all kind of [ __ ]. you put a couple beers in them were you. guys having a couple beers no there's no. drinking out there there's no drinking. it's a little bit too unsafe for that. yeah we try to be as legal as we could. with getting this gator in and out and. thank God we did because now you know I. mean immediately when we pulled it out. obviously the state wildlife department. gets called they got to come measure it. and confirm it and but no no party and. the partying was after I guess the you. know over over the last 10 days just. trying to uh let all this stuff sink in. man it's it's grown and blown up beyond. our wildest expectations man man that's.
exciting brother yeah and do you all. name him or anything is there any uh. uh is there anything like that deal. barium what's the what happens is there. anything that happen like that you know. so we don't we didn't name them if we. would have I wish you kind of brought. something up maybe we should do that. um but the uh with the meat we've. donated the meat to a uh to an. organization there in Yazoo City they. kind of just you know give you that meat. out. um to you know.
things like that yeah they came out to. like 380 pounds of meat so it was a ton. of meat on that and then I remember they. had an orphanage by us and they would. always whenever people would cut uh that. a lot of donated meat would go over. there and sometimes I had a buddy that. was over there and we'd go over there. and eat and they'd always be eating. Gator up in that [ __ ] it's kind of wild. to think oh it's crazy you go in there. and you see 20 freaking orphans bro no I. don't yummy yumming down on some Gator. it's just like hey man get him some.
gator sausage and then let them have a. weekend you know oh yeah if they don't. have parents dude get them some decent. meat that's what I think everybody. deserves something exactly but yeah man. it's uh that that was you know kind of. the gist of the of the Gator itself and. um you know I guess with this hide we're. gonna get some leather boots made we're. gonna be looking sharp come uh come. Christmas time I guess we'll see what's. up but uh that's the plan well praise. brother thank you so much for just. jumping on and and filling Us in on some. information it's really fascinating and.
congratulations on the state record man. that's amazing well I appreciate it man. it's very nice talking to you and uh. like I said it's been a wild ride and um. I'll send you those videos so you can. check that out and kind of see put this. into perspective what it's like out. there in the pitch black at night. yeah brother please do also just great. to talk to somebody. um from over there near Yazoo City. Mississippi the home of Jerry Clower are. my favorite comedian so uh thank you so. much Joey Clark we appreciate you. brother thank you man nice talking to.
you all right cheers buddy have a good. one take care. what else Riley I'm sure people want to. know we usually get an update on how. your dating life is going what's going. on there bub. uh still. nothing really. really. okay that's okay well damn dude and. how's everything going I know we talked. in the past about the masturbatory. efforts and stuff you've been out there. glazing that Glizzy homie what's been. going on you've been freaking burping.
that little pants yurt or what. um you've been frisbee in that little. syrup dog or what. ah still nothing. oh man you tell Raleigh Mal people are. not believing this man that you've never. you still have never ejaculated is that. true yeah it's true. brother we gotta get you on a damn. pay-per-view. I mean you could open up for Logan Paul. and Dylan Nance you could be in an early. preliminary I mean there's never in your.
life. you telling me the truth Riley I am. never not even in your sleep God has. never come and touched you in your sleep. never. what. oh my God we could raffle you off to a. bunch of older gay men in Hollywood they. bro they pay half a million dollars for. you in Hollywood to be getting clean. sauce out of a damn Vietnamese fella.
from the mountains. yeah um I'm I'm actually not Vietnamese. well but yeah but you know what I'm or. what are you. I'm uh Japanese Korean Hawaiian and. Norwegian. well you know that's pretty much. Vietnamese dude but that doesn't matter. man what matters is we're both. human beings baby boy and I can't. believe boy you got that clean syrup in.
your son you got that 6 000 octane boy. gosh that's God's Gleek homie you that. thing coming right off the clouds of the. Lord. my God. dude if you you if you've got you a. little if you got you a half ounce of. that. and you uh. painted the toes of some of these gay. men and perverted men out there in. Hollywood my God. oh but I'm sorry that's not what we need.
to be doing that's not what we need to. be involved in man I'm sorry for saying. that stuff. oh you're good you know but why do you. worry about not being able to get an. erection when you do get a woman Riley. when you because or you're now you're. saving yourself for marriage that's. correct correct but how do you know your. that your body's gonna work then. I I just believe it will when the time. comes dang boy. wow bro. that is a risk though Riley look I but.
you know what man I've seen miracles. happen man I really have. I've seen miracles happen bro. and if you look I would stand by y'all's. bed and pray for y'all pray. you know buy all the marital bed or. whatever be in the next room and you. know put my hands on the wall and pray. or whatever you need it buddy. you know. yeah yeah. all right you sound exhausted man are.
you tired. a little yeah it's just been a lot sorry. I keep I keep forgetting um I don't. forget that that's that you just came. from a funeral man I'm sorry and I'm. sorry for me for asking about some of. this but uh you know I just want to know. what's going on and and maybe we can. help you find somebody Riley like um. you know we'll put. um we'll put some clips over there on. the uh this past weekend social media. and see if and um you know maybe you'll.
you'll meet a girl you need you want a. God-fearing woman correct I do Amen. brother does it matter what uh ethnicity. they are religious ethnicity. uh ethnicity no okay oh I mean like. Protestant or whatever. um just non-denominational okay nandama. damn okay you're getting risky boy. you're hitting that raffle boy. non-denominational baby that's the. devil's raffle baby.
all right. what else do we have here. um is Arthur on the line Riley. um yeah. okay great. um I want to uh I want to deal with a. little bit of laundry now or just uh. some kind of behind the scenes stuff. really. um you know you guys we had an issue in. the past where. um Kai The Hitchhiker. and he's a famed.
um. he uh you know he uh smashed smash. smashed somebody at an intersection with. a hammer. and he was that hammer baby you know. he's that freelance construction worker. and he um. he was like a national celebrity and he. and then he did. um murder he did a few murders and so. anyway uh that was a famed clip somebody. took my face and put it on his clip and.
it made the rounds on social media and. it was you know funny and crazy I can't. believe that somebody made it. um but then at a certain point uh he. fought a lawsuit against me against me. and said that I was using his footage. and his. um. uh like name and like I don't know this. is using him. um and so we reached out to uh Morgan. and Morgan uh who's a who's a sponsor of.
the podcast and uh my buddy Dan Morgan. is. um one of the Morgans over there and. uh and so they've been handling that. case for us and I thought it was over. with but apparently it's not uh we're. still getting stuff in the mail and um. and so that I want to check in right now. uh we have. is the only we have Arthur Petrosian. that's right nathio Hey Arthur how are. you today. good brother how are you I'm doing. pretty well man except uh you know I.
keep getting hammered by this case man. this guy he's uh he's a resilient isn't. he. guy is definitely persistent. um he's he's unfortunately been able to. dance around some of these procedural. issues in federal court keeping the case. alive. um the court still has not heard the. case on its merits so we're confident. that once they hear the case uh they're. ultimately going to dismiss it out and. how many like has he fought because yeah. I've got I keep getting paperwork and a.
lot of handwritten stuff and how many. like how many. things as he filed at this point. multiple motions uh multiple amended. complaints. um you know it's fun to read to be. honest uh you know every time I come. into the office and I get a handwritten. note from Kai uh from his jail cell I. open it immediately I can't wait to read. it I actually have a document that he. filed with the court so this is an.
official document that he filed in. federal court and this is all public. record so anytime you file a document in. federal court anybody that has an. account could go in and look at this so. um I I think this paragraph gives you a. glimpse of what this case is all about. and what he's been doing and if you'd. like I'll read it it's actually kind of. funny yeah I'd love to yeah let's get it. so so this is Kai and his moving papers. he says. plaintiff is writing this at 5 30 in the.
morning in a sweltering hot cell in a. stone Building without air conditioning. that heats up during the day and holds. the heat throughout the night he's using. a floppy shank proof pen. he typed this at the law library but he. only gets five hours once a week if he's. granted extended access and his access. just ran out and then it goes on to say. even now plaintiff has to wake up at 3. 30 in the morning get his work on this. opposition done before 11 A.M or else.
the sweat soaked document would be. unacceptable for filing wow. defendant and that's you in Contra. distinction and these are his words as. begin has been making comedy videos in. an air-conditioned Studio making a show. in the most literal sense of slacking. off enjoying himself instead of filing a. responsive pleading. the core can see for themselves that. during the time in question defendant. was having the time of his life hmm.
well so you know it's it's going nowhere. it's just things like this that he. continues to file again there the court. in order to provide him with due process. is kind of entertaining him at this. point okay. um but we strongly believe that within. the next 60 to 90 days when the court. actually hears the merits of the case. and actually reviews our motion to. dismiss that they're going to Grant it. so will we have to go to court do you.
think. I would uh you don't have to but I will. definitely be there representing you. thank you first of all thank you very. much yeah absolutely I can't glad to be. here yeah I know I'm I'm really grateful. for you guys helping man. God I mean it's just so and so I guess. if somebody's in in jail they still have. the right they can still sue somebody. they can still even if they did murder. they can still you don't lose those. rights you know absolutely and this was. this is what this case is about and.
that's why we've been kind of sitting on. the sidelines for about six to eight. months is because the federal court. wants to make sure that they provide Kai. is due process rights and to hear them. out uh again eventually this case gets. dismissed but for now we're going. through the motions and making sure that. the court hears them out wow. and do you guys get a lot of a lot of. cases like this. you know we don't handle a lot of cases. like this but we pride ourselves in in.
fighting for the people and we consider. you a good friend Theo so uh We've we're. all hands on deck on this case we've got. multiple people pushing it uh we've got. experts lined up as well too just to. make sure that you're going to be. protected from every angle so you know. it's it's kind of an exciting case it. provides some comic value for us yeah. just because it's it's different than a. lot of the other cases. but yeah I almost would I almost would. well first of all thank you guys so much. man uh you know uh Dan you know Dan.
Morgan's is a nice guy and we have a lot. of mutual friends and and um and thank. you guys too for for supporting the. podcast and I know you guys mostly. handle like personal injury that type of. stuff that's right right but it would. almost be crazy what if we got to go do. like a deposition or something that. would be wild wouldn't it that would be. wild it would be very entertaining. um we would probably have to take it in. jail in Kai's cell probably I don't know. if he'll get extended hours to go to the. law library to do his deposition from.
there. but that would be exciting exciting to. do. yeah appreciate it man Thanks for liking. at least recognizing that uh this is. kind of entertaining along the way I'm. sure it is a little bit different than. normal. um yeah I mean he's definitely kind of a. notorious figure so. yeah. um well we're excited to back you up if. there's anything else you need you let. us know thank you hopefully hopefully I. will not but I appreciate that.
you got it all right have a good day. brother. you too. wow so that's interesting you know. that's uh but you know I'm grateful that. you know if people if you that you don't. lose all your rights you know I mean. what a what a fortunate country where. you can. do a murder. and still. go and have rights. I mean that is you don't get some places. you don't even get that you know. I'm sure there's a lot of countries.
where you don't get that. where if you do a murder that's it. you know they're like hey buddy you do. you do you do the murder. and then you that's all you doing. um sticking in the legal in the legal. space I want to talk about uh something. that has been tough for it's I want to. talk about something. um. we our podcast was defrauded we were. stolen from.
um we were taken advantage of a lot of. ways to say it uh the company that did. it is cast media. and the man that did it is Colin. Thompson and I'm gonna put his picture. in here. um. and. uh it's. I don't know exactly how to say this I'm. gonna do my best. um we're part of a larger group of. podcasts that were uh stolen from. right we were part the in total I've.
just between talking with folks there's. up to four million dollars that I know. of that people were taking advantage of. uh we're in the six figures I know of. podcasts are in the seven figures. um. and Colin Thompson that's his name I. want to say his name so you know it uh. people get taken advantage of a lot in. business and and and businesses use. tactics and stuff to hide to hide. themselves and uh you know they'll use. bankruptcy or the threat of this or that. and and um.
and and he may get my money. that's okay you know I'm fortunate that. I can still have touring and then I uh. can take care of myself but you [ __ ]. with the wrong rat Colin I'll tell you. that brother and uh. and I'll just tell you guys what. happened. um we had a deal with this company right. and and it was started off good and then. it started to get where we were getting. less of our payments. and we were reading the ads we do the. ads you know we read them out loud and.
we and and you guys support some of them. and thank you. um. and then it got to be where we're. getting paid less of the payment we were. owed. and they sell all the ads a year in. advance so you're kind of stuck into the. year right. and the advertisers were paying Colin. Thompson and Cass media and they weren't. paying us they would pay us a little bit. and they had a reason why and. so one of the craziest Parts was like. there was like we kept asking you know.
hey we have to get paid man we have to. and we weren't getting paid and so. finally I was able to make a new deal. um and just cut ties completely I made. sure that everything you know they. breached our contract and so I was able. to cut ties and then they come along. Colin Thompson comes along and he joined. there's a new company that has a stock. that's going live soon right or it's. coming out or something this company. called podcast one or live one right.
I he they they get me on a call uh with. I think the guy's name Rob Ellen yeah. that's a guy's name Rob Ellen. um. and his brother is Doug Ellen. who's like a screenwriter and I think he. did his brother was pretty successful. um but they get me on a call with this. guy Rob Ellen right and. and they tell me.
um. they tell me that if you come over to. our new network. over to this new network podcast one. that will pay you in some of what you're. owed in stock. right but the stock hasn't gone public. so they're trying it it felt like to me. they're trying to leverage our podcast. and other podcasts. to then make their stock do well. um.
and then if that happens then we'll get. a share of our money right like. it just. the whole thing to me felt really uh. seedy and the worst part to me was. I said well. what about Colin Thompson. I said that guy is a crook. and they said he's gonna be. um he'll be. they said we felt like he's done a good.
job and that he would be part of the. team still. so how that's just I know some of this. is a lot of Insider baseball man but to. me it was just [ __ ] just it felt real. dirty. and it felt like. um. just no respect for podcasting no. respect for the work that we had done. um you know to get paid by the. advertisers and then not pay us and then. uh for Colin to lead us in this. direction and say well if you join this.
other group before their stock goes out. that uh. that then will pay you in some of the. stock but part of that will be based on. if we're there for it to do well. I don't know man but I know what it. feels like to be taken advantage of uh. and I wouldn't do that to these people I. wouldn't do that to Colin Thompson I. wouldn't do that to cast media and um. and so I say this just because I don't. want this guy taking advantage of. anybody else.
a lot of times in business practices. especially in like um. entertainment stuff A lot of people are. able to snake away. and they're able to slip through and use. tactics and uh shell games and [ __ ]. um but you [ __ ] with the wrong rat. homie I have a voice. and a lot of other people are forced. into these bad deals because they don't. they're afraid to speak up. they're afraid to speak up man and uh. that's not what our show is about and.
um. yeah. I just want you guys to know that this. is the man. we put his picture up on the thing on. the YouTube. and the amount of money that I from from. other people podcasters they've said is. over four million dollars. um. and. um. yeah it's just this shit's [ __ ] wrong. and I don't also understand how a. company expects me to come wanted me to.
come over there. to boot what felt like to me they were. using me to boost their stock price and. I don't say that at an ego but we've. done well. and that they get all these podcasts and. well that'll boost our stock price then. we'll go public with the stock and then. based again on their backs. the stock there'll be there will be. money there so it's like it felt like. y'all gonna try to [ __ ] me twice homie. well. no no thank you uh so yeah you can keep.
that money. um you can't keep it we'll see how it. plays out but if you do end up keeping. it man. you must have needed it you must have. needed it I don't know I mean it doesn't. make me stoked but. um. but you can't get me to shut up man. you can't get me to shut up. and uh if that's the cost of it for me. to say my [ __ ] piece. you have any other podcasters wanted to. say this [ __ ] right now but can't say it.
[Music]. so. anyway. um. yeah that's who I just want you to know. I want you to know about Colin Thompson. I want you to know where I've heard he's. going to be working at and I want you to. know that he's a crook and to me it's. criminal. um but it the the way that people are. able to cheat and lie and manipulate the. system. um. you know he went and got Neil sacker who.
worked with Harvey Weinstein to jump on. the calls I mean he just. I don't. [ __ ] it's just [ __ ] kind of sad man. and. yeah but I just wanted to speak up for. myself man I've waited a year to speak. up for myself you know he he they put us. through so much [ __ ] and I don't. know if there's other people over there. that did it too and maybe we'll get more. information I don't know or this may be. all you ever hear about it you know. um and so I didn't really know how to.
the best way to do this but. um yeah I wouldn't do that to somebody. and he they did man they did it to P I. mean some of these people's podcast is. all they had man. and these [ __ ] did that bro so. I'm sorry about that. um and I'm sorry for them and yeah I'm. just happy to have a voice for myself. and that's one thing that we built here. that that he had nothing to do with he. had nothing to do with in fact he stole. on our backs once and I'm not letting.
these people do it to me two times So. for anybody that had to take that that. sucker deal over there uh this voice I'm. speaking about uh for all of us man. um because I know that some of you guys. have said to me that you wanted to say. some of these same things and. I don't mean that out of ego I just mean. that um I don't know I feel. uh. you know I don't know sorry maybe I. shouldn't have said that part I don't. want to speak on behalf of those people. but. um yeah. I just wouldn't have done that to.
somebody and uh I'm happy to be able to. speak for myself. I'm so thankful I'm thankful to you guys. to the listeners that we have this place. here. um. and that this is what we try to do and. I'm sorry I've been making this about me. this past five or six minutes or. whatever but. um. foreign. but this was the only public place I. could do this where I feel like it would. have some effect because to me this. guy's like the Bernie Madoff of. podcasting and uh. and that almost glorifies him in a weird.
way but um I wanted to be able to say. that sorry I'm just rambling but uh I. wanted to be able to speak my peace. thank you. um with that said man let's get back. into something here. um I want to say this you know I just. saw I saw on Twitter where Max Holloway. who is from Maui was sharing about how. uh a donation that was made to the Maui. food bank and then Dustin Hollow Dustin.
Poirier and the good fight Foundation uh. match their efforts a ten thousand. dollar match and on behalf of this past. weekend uh we want to do the same thing. I know there's a lot of listeners out. there who think like well how can I help. and what can I do and so I'll um so. we're gonna do that together here. um and so yeah we're gonna match that. ten thousand. um. there's some Charities also that Kelly. Slater shared about the surf man and so.
we'll see uh but we want to we're going. to match that ten thousand dollars from. Maui. um and that's this past weekend that's. us doing that so if you're a listener. and today you're feeling like I wanted. to do something for the people of Maui. uh what you just did and we did that. um and yeah sorry I hope that doesn't. sound egotistical sorry man my brain's a. little all over the place from sharing. some of that uh. you know I think when I get taken. advantage of it attaches it to like old.
feelings of [ __ ] and um. yeah it makes me feel uh. it makes me feel. it attaches to Old feelings of like that. I don't have any Worth or something I. don't know I don't know sorry uh. all right what else can we do anything. else you want to say Riley.
um you know just that you know I'm glad. that my family is safe. um my I have some family out in Maui. um some cousins out there that they're. both firefighters and you know I'm just. glad everyone's safe really huh. firefighters so were they were they they. must have been involved huh yes uh they. all lost their homes oh man. oh. [Music].
man the world as soon as there's just so. much going on it feels it feels just. really it feels like a lot doesn't it. yeah definitely well I'm sorry brother. I'm sorry that that happened for them. and you know that that community over. there God there is nothing more special. if you get to witness it in your life. um. then some of the connectivity of some of. that community over there and uh Maui. the other Islands as well um. it's just something really really. special.
you know uh. so our thoughts are still with them man. and. yeah I'm sorry that that happened but. thank you for letting us know that Riley. let you know let us know a little bit. more about you you know. and that's important and if we ever get. that boner to launch I mean we might. have to get a couple firemen to put that. thing Out Boy. boy we gonna get that Branch to burn you. know we gonna get you out there just. syrup in that little Hammer baby.
um yes I uh yeah thank you guys man for. being a part of this episode and um. yeah it just does you know it doesn't. have to be perfect you know. um you ever feel like that Riley. I do. yeah where do you think it comes from. man or what do you think about it. um yeah you know it just you don't you. know you don't always have to be perfect.
yeah because we can't be right. right. yeah so it's a Fool's errand isn't it. yeah man. but what it almost feels like we like we. should be that where we need to be does. does it ever feel like that to you. sometimes yeah. and what do you do then when you when it. happens. uh I just. think again that I'm you know. I don't have to be perfect.
yeah. that checks out man that checks out. um. yeah. we don't have to be perfect you don't. have to be perfect I mean you are you're. you're fine. uh uh so yeah Praise Baby thank you guys. thanks for the love and support and just. um yeah I just I can't I feel like I. just say thank you over and over again. uh. by. hoping to make the most of this week man.
hoping to hide from this summer I think. this is one last week is flaring up. and then we could do what you know we. could see what Winner's thinking about. so. um you guys be good to yourselves baby. you deserve it and you too Riley okay. thank you Theo yeah you bet man thank. you man thanks for being here. [Music].
and I made a dollar I ain't spent but. where it's going ain't killed me yet I. still get where I'm bound to go. I'm making it. I'm making wrong. feel right. [Music].
