The Inauguration | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #557

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Winnipeg in the Canada and Calgary in. the Canada right there get all your. tickets at Theo van.com. thank you so much for your support and. this is still the return of the Rat tour. I think we're going to end this tour at. some point this year but that's the one. it is for now um thank. you good day sir I said good day it's. been a week it's been a week what's been. happening oh I um Good Day first of all.

let me say that to you and um this is. the day that we have been given. and. um yeah and I'm happy to be here and. Alive with you today on planet Earth at. this time in existence and here we. are um what is going on I'll oh this I. freaking um I'm in Los Angeles right and. I. forgot that I have a uh Jeep Cherokee.

out here and um it's probably maybe 6. seven years old or something. and I forgot that um I wasn't driving my. uh car at home right in Nashville so the. other day I thought my car got stolen so. I called the um police or what or you. know yes the author author authorities. they come the guy we're St I'm like. telling I'm describing uh my car which.

is a cyber truck and I know that's. alarming and it makes a lot of people. sad and that's okay um but I'm descri. and it is it's a it's. very it's it it's like driving like a um. Moler filling for the Statue of Liberty. you just feel like you're driving this. huge Moler filling for. some gigantic thing but um anyway. besides all that I call the police I'm. telling the guy I uh took a while waited.

probably 40 minutes I'm telling the. officer explaining the vehicle and stuff. and I reach in my um pants I have car. keys right I have car keys and the guy. and I said well these are the keys to it. and I gave them to him and he presses. the button and the. [ __ ] dude I uh the the car was like. [ __ ] five cars away.

I thought that I had I was driving my. cyber truck I just forgot I thought I. was driving my truck and I just I forgot. because I I I just hadn't been in uh Los. Angeles in so long and I just forgot. that um I was driving um this Cher the. the Jeep so the Jeep like I'm a multi. car owner but um anyway absolutely. embarrassing and just ridiculous and. just you know I was like I was to. describe the vehicle to him.

you know [ __ ] [ __ ] turn that off and. describe the vehicle and first of all. when you're describing a cyber truck. you're like yeah it looks like a uh you. [ __ ] can't it's [ __ ] you. know it looks like a UFO that couldn't. make it you know that's kind of what you. know it's just very it's like you know. it looks like a uh like you're driving a. sand wedge or. something so just that that alone is is. bizarre and then I was like yeah I don't. know what happened I rent out here for a.

little bit and I came out and it was. gone so I'm telling that and then I have. the keys and then I I think I that's. where my glitch was I was like yeah and. I guess I um I still have the keys and I. give them to him he [ __ ] presses the. thing the keys to the uh my Jeep. and Bam it's [ __ ] right. there so anyway whatever that's where. I'm. at um what else let's get into it man I. just got back from the inauguration in. the USA and I was uh let's play some.

let's play Let's lead into it with a. little. [Music]. instrumental. u USA. [Music].

inauguration very beautiful that's Canon. in D Major right there if you're into. that sort of thing. um yeah I was just uh I I took a Redeye. flight and so I got in probably 6:30 in. the morning had to get dressed in the. car and and took this uh suit that I.

have on got dressed in the car went. to got dropped off at a hotel right and. you couldn't you couldn't go within like. five blocks of the hotel you had to. there you couldn't drive up to it so got. dropped off soone just walking um and. it's cold you know and you're like you. know you're hurrying because we had to. get there by a certain time by 8:00 a.m. to make sure um that I could be like. legit or whatever so I get so I'm.

changing in this thing and I didn't know. the man the man the driver of the um car. that picked me up he was. a he was from a like a United Nations. area or whatever you know what I'm. saying he this guy was. a he we probably got him in a trade or. something I don't know how we got him. but he didn't uh speak a lot of English. and that's okay and I didn't speak a lot. of his language so we just were you know. we were different we were.

verbally kind of different. people and so anyway I'm like CH and. I've never you know i' have to change in. this car and so it's just like um yeah. it's weird first of all and I had to. change down to complete nudity you know. down to just um you know just down to. the Lord's mat finish you know what I'm. talking about baby that first layer and. so it was just a lot you know so anyway. that happened and.

um and so anyway we get we get like you. can only get within five blocks of this. hotel to where I had to go uh check in. by 8:00 a.m. and it was called Hotel. Wilfred Hotel Wilfred wrote it down and. it was fancy I mean you go. in and there's like a there's like a. trump like somebody has a trumpet or. whatever they're not even playing it but. they're holding it or whatever like a. guy standing by the door and there's.

some guy whose job he stands outside his. only job is to just be cold he just. looks C he's like you know it's like a. nice place it's like like a place you. would see on Home Alone where he goes. where Kevin goes and but yeah there's a. guy out out front his job is just to get. cold for the rich people inside so they. don't have to do that right so he's just. outside just being [ __ ] freezing that. guy was out there dude and so I go. inside and there's nice carpet and. everything.

and this wasn't where I was staying this. place was probably I don't even know how. much it was but they wouldn't like it. was a lot but anyway everything had. carpet the walls had carpet the ceiling. had carpet everything had kind of. flooring or whatever everything and but. very fancy like pictures of. [Music]. um like. uh like Rich somebody Rich eating. something you know like oh.

um sirloin or whatever so anyway all. that [ __ ] so go in there and asked to. use the restroom they had a guy like the. place was nice they had a guy who was. just looking at you who looked like do. we let this dude use our toilets type of. dude you know like kind of like a a [ __ ]. bouncer or whatever they call it you. know just a dude and he looked at me and. I could tell he was like visually on the. fence right but then I kind of gave him. like a you know I can handle it. um type of thing you know and and then I.

went in the bathroom I'm in there. changing or whatever um I'm in there um. getting uh my toothbrush get toothbrush. and put some lotion on my arms and legs. right because uh yeah because I didn't. want to you know it was winter time and. I get pretty chapped out so anyway I go. and I meet our group in the lobby and I. meet up there's a guy named Alex Bruce. wits and he was um the guy who got us.

into be able to go and he was a guy also. who his yeah his last name I think. browit I don't know it's a letters that. don't even [ __ ] know each other right. it's like you could tell some of the. letters if you write it out you're like. ah these [ __ ] they never even these. letters don't know each other you know. and if you look on the faces of some of. the letters if you had them lined up you. see some of the letters is like I don't.

I don't know this guy you know pointing. at the letter next to him or whatever. yeah Brook Brook shich Brook Brook Brook. shitz something like that anyway I get. there this is the people that is in the. group okay it is. um it is Kyle from NE boys right John. shahii um from uh shots and happy Dad. um Jake Paul's Logan.

Pauls uh who else let me. think Jake Pauls Logan Pauls Pam Pauls. Pam. Pauls uh Pam Logan. Paul's let me see Logan Paul's mom is. called. Pam um and then uh Connor McGregor. and um Evander Holyfield and Danica.

Patrick right the race car um you know. she was like at first they had like. princess and Mario Kart and then right. after that they had uh Dan catrick so. you know one of only two female Racers. ever so anyway that is our group that's. our group right. and like I don't even know let me see. I'd. never i' EV vanders one time okay so I.

met evand I'll tell you this story I met. EV vanders so Evander is. uh he one time I'm at an airport I think. it's Chicago and they had a McDaniels. right there and they had it all you know. what I'm talking about they got it all. baby they got a uh the McDouble the. Whopper the nuggets the Mac nuggets. everything you know they got it all the. MC flurry you you know uh the ice cream.

machines down turn it on Jack that [ __ ]. ain't. broken um anyway so one time I'm at the. Chicago. airport I see uh Evander Holyfield. sitting right there he was at a table by. himself he had himself he got himself a. medium fry okay and I you know I'm the. kind of. guy that who I guess I'm the kind of guy. who if I'm walking by and I see aanders.

Holyfield eating a medium. fry I'm going stop and watch them you. know and you don't know your you're. you're you're that type of guy until. you're that type of guy so I'm walking. by I see the fry I see the holy field. bam brother you know what I'm saying. it's the [ __ ] Thriller for vanilla. McFlurry you know what I'm saying like I. just had to watch this so ADV vanders is. sitting there he's putting fries into. his mouth and he'd been over the years. he's accumulated a lot of punches to his. face right that's no that's historical.

facts so some of the fries he wasn't. even opening his mouth right he was just. pushing them through just pushing on. through the uh you know that PanAm mouth. Canal baby that you know through his. face through his mouth just putting them. in and there was a girl who had been. working at the Cinnabon down about maybe. 70 yards okay they had a Cinnabon about. 70 yards down the terminal and I saw her. run up I saw her run up and she stopped.

right in front of aanders and he's he's. there he's in the you know he's halfway. through the fourth round of a [ __ ]. medium. fry and this girl runs right up dude and. you could tell she was uh she' left the. counter unattended I'm not trying to rat. anybody out but this was a young sister. and she'd left the counter unattended. Chicago airport probably 9 years ago. right probably 700 p.m. she runs down she points right at.

Evander and she. says I used to watch you. rle I used to watch you. wrestle so it just goes to show you can. work your whole life doing something and. somebody just they don't know people. don't know they think you wrestle you. know you could be one of the greatest. heavyweights of all time and somebody. thinks you are Coco beware.

right somebody thinks you should have a. bird on your shoulder you know it's just. it is what it is no shade to any of. those men um so anyway that's the group. dude so now I'm getting on so you had to. you had to uh go. outside I asked the people at the front. desk of the Willard Hotel nice bro them. [ __ ] damn they like it was old too. like they had ghosts I bet and even the. ghost would have a [ __ ] wallet on. them that's how rich people they you see.

a ghost in there and he be you know he'd. be. like I'm rich. [ __ ] he wasn't even scaring. people he's like that's for [ __ ] poor. ghost homie he was at the at the uh at. the strip club dude you. know um but um okay so we get to the. back of the bus we sit. down um oh so as we're going to get. outside to get onto the bus. that's like leaving the hotel we go out.

out of the out of the area they had now. they have like Secret Service and. everything is very show your ID like. every 30 feet you're showing your ID to. somebody letting somebody look at you. look at you you know some uh people. touching your um glands the sides of. your neck or whatever every. somebody's you know somebody's asking. you who your mother is you know that. kind of [ __ ] so yeah there's just. somebody like every 30 feet you're. clocking in with somebody every 30 ft. you're showing your credentials showing.

that wristband arm neck brace everything. they had all kind of wrist brace neck. brace back bra everything they had arm. band neck band [ __ ] they had so many. things you had to show to get keep going. to keep moving on so get on the bus it's. a full bus uh there was a young lady and. her husband right in front of me who. were from Louisiana that was really cool. um she was she knew my friend Mandy that. I used to date and we was friends it was. her friend um I'm sitting next to uh.

Danica Patrick from the race car you. know what I'm saying so you know how I. am bro I'm trying to meet a wife dude. she's got a man no judgment but yeah it. was great I so I sat by her and it she. was awesome dude we're we're just. Clowning Around having fun oh I forgot. to say. this so we're go right before we start. to get into the bus that's when Conor. McGregor's rolls up.

Conor McGregor's dude and this is the. [ __ ] you know what I'm saying and this. guy comes up and his suit it was like. they perfectly fitted brother like he. just [ __ ] just just [ __ ] oh like. they just like the suit had just been. stitched right around him just a second. before he' walked into our view and he. was just fresh he was just [ __ ] like. he'd been just drinking Irish Spring. soap water you know he just looked like. he was just fr out the tap you know and.

he um he was energetic and he rolls. right up you know are you going loud CL. clad you know just nice great to meet. you you know just positive his energy. was and just a lot of energy like a lot. of and it was honestly it was a lot of. good energy that he rolled up with just. and right there to the Paul boys and he. didn't know I guess him and the Pauls. had had conf uh confliction online and I. didn't know it. I didn't know that you don't I'm not you.

don't see me in all the gossip columns. and all of that but they'd had. confliction online grown men arguing on. the internet they'd been doing it and no. judgment man but yeah he just comes in. with his energy he had his energy up. like that and he just had his energy. like that like he just found all the. pots of gold they' ever hidden yeah lot. fa play. boys and that's how he rolled up you.

know like the [ __ ] it was almost like. a Notre Dame it's like if he was the guy. on the on the little Helmet or whatever. you know on the hat he was the Notre. Dame guy but he was twice as bad as that. [ __ ] little mascot guy they' had he. could just [ __ ] it's like he had a. thousand Joe joyes in each one of his. hands and he just had the. [ __ ] legs strong as the Moors you. know and what are Moors let me look it.

up I think I'm just yelling stuff out of. my head. where group of people with surname Moore. who originated from Ireland oh well. Moors oh yeah thought him was I thought. it was like a. thing mowers mowers The Cliffs of mower. all right there you go and he had legs. like the Cliffs of. Mower and he rolled up in his head he. had the he just had the energy of a. [ __ ] he had the energy he had his Fu.

he us was full of electricity R he. really was he had it he just just a it. was a it was a he had a variousness you. know his Aura was at about six 7, 8,000. and I'm not even sure what the exchange. rate of that is in um in British pounds. I think they use them. there what. money do they use in Ireland.

oh Euros yeah oh yeah it's euros are. miners buddy we're going to figure it. out but anyway so so that's how he. rolled up a lot of electricity but even. just dude he he knew my name said. something nice so I was like you know I. was very just you know I was like holy. [ __ ] dude so then we we're we get on the. bus right so I'm sitting next to Danica. Patrick okay um we're sitting in front.

of Evander Holyfield. dude you know and people used to watch. him. wrestle and he is a legend we're on this. bus and then um John shahii Kyle from. nelk and Kyle fard or. for fagard fard not sure is it fard. fagard Kyle they call him Kyle obviously. I can tell why because people cuz it's.

after that it's [ __ ] you're bothering. people but Kyle from NE right who looked. who looked like he was going to court to. not get in trouble for a serious crime. like a business crime like he looked. dashing he really did the man looked. dashing. um and oh and then behind them Jay uh oh. and then um Alex brtz John. shahii um and then in the back it was.

Jake Paul's Logan Paul behind. them Pam Logan's mom and Corner. McGregor the [ __ ] Cati kid of. Ireland and it was just uh and it was. awkward you could see also on. everybody's face because I guess there. had been issues between um the Paul's. and the McGregors they'd been having. beef online or whatever and so um. they've been beefing and so there was.

issues there and I didn't know it but so. it was just awkward you know so I think. there was some energy there uh but it. was also people was uh they said fair. play to each other both of those sides. said fair play to each other boys and. we're going to have a good day and we're. here for something bigger than bigger. than bigger than us you know for uh to. witness just a country that has. freedom and so uh the bus took off took. a while we probably sat there 40 minutes. uh a lot of laugh and Fun Stuff um you.

know just crazy dude I mean I can't even. believe I'm sitting next to hold. on I'm sitting by Evander Holyfield dude. right and you could tell he can feel. like these these other boxers in the. back but we know who the [ __ ] dog is. you know and I looked at him like I'm on. your team brother you know what I'm. saying if [ __ ] gets [ __ ] risky out. here you know if things get crazy you. know. then uh then you you know what I'm.

saying if and he's you know he's getting. up in years but if you got to even use. me as a white walker just to help you. get out of here M let whatever we got to. do man um so but yeah but I I I just I. truly can't believe that I'm on this you. know it's just it's a you know do you. find yourself in certain moments where. you're like this is pretty crazy that. you're in a moment right and it's just. regular people for sure but if you're. like this. is like who did we trick or whatever to.

um get in here you know like how did we. I don't know um I don't know and we. didn't trick anybody but there's a part. there's just like yeah you're like how. what are. we you know one of these things is not. like the other it just seemed like I. don't know and I'm not trying to say. that like in a self-pity or like Pity Me. way I just or like oh I don't deserve to. be there I'm just like it just was. [ __ ] kind of a surprising moment. we're all going to a presidential.

inauguration I don't know these people. you know I don't know I mean I know John. shahii really well he's actually a close. friend of. mine um who runs happy Dad and I know um. who else was. it. I well I paid for one of avenders fights. before for sure when they had early. pay-per-view I know and um and I paid. for one of the uh Paul's uh. fights uh and I met Jake and Logan but I. don't know him you know so anyway there.

we all are we're on a bus we get over by. the. capital and they say as soon as the. thing ends we have six minutes to get. out of the venue and back onto the bus. before they're going to shut down. certain. roads and that was one of the biggest. things all along the outside when I've. been walking towards the hotel and. everything it's probably 10 uh 10 to 30°. or 40° or 30 four six seven degrees.

right it's not a ton of degrees but it's. not it's not like no degrees but it's. like uh some degrees you know what I'm. saying. so but there's military everywhere every. [ __ ] you even like you like there'd. be military there's like SWAT team um. you know police sheriffs um under like a. uh Marine um. every there was people in high there was.

like like I went to use a mailbox I open. it up it's a [ __ ] uh military guy in. Disguise dressed up like a um male thing. like ah [ __ ] you know um he still took. two of the letters for me so thank you. um but yeah everything you just couldn't. you got to be careful there was military. everywhere so you couldn't piss outside. kind of Vibes you know um anyway so. we're driving but all the roads there's. like barricades everywhere there's like.

trucks that they've just brought in to. park at all these intersections all. around this Capital Area like like any. corner you would pass on the way in cuz. we'd circled the entire thing trying to. find a way to get closer to this hotel. so I'd hadn't had to walk just because. it was so brisk out so the thing but. there was some of them had cement. barricades some of them just had like a. big trucks some of them had Su um war. war. little war trucks or whatever it's like.

a little tank but with we um and they. made them for regular people but they. were [ __ ] sad it was like uh H. Hummers they had those real Hummers they. had um what else they just there was. things stopping everywhere and there was. military personnel all over or police uh. Personnel all over so anyway the bus. ride takes a while you got to go through. these certain streets they have these. big barricades set up and then you have. to kind of like turn the corner corner. and then straighten your bus out to make.

it through um these huge like kind of. cage steel uh walls that theyve put up. so the bus can just fit right down the. middle of the walls like the full. intersection is the full street is. closed and it's just been narrowed to um. this one uh like the Middle Lane kind of. and so that took a while like doing. different turns um anyway we pull up. outside of the capital probably pretty. far off I'm not sure maybe 400 yard we.

walk we start walking it's beautiful day. beautiful I mean like freezing cold but. just picturesque the sun's hitting you. you can see the capital the American. flag and um it was exciting all the. officers it seemed they're all wearing. like this the the hot the cold um like. head gear you can just see their eyes or. whatever and just they're gun or. whatever and that's and. um yeah they look like all like kind of. dark snowmen like kind of like black. snowmen like a little bit cuz it was.

just a lot of them was wearing SWAT gear. tactical they had everything they had a. [ __ ] gun handcuff uh billy club. um uh Ray bands or whatever you know. just uh pepper spray salt spray um just. the [ __ ] you know you didn't know. what's going just you know one them. would [ __ ] just throw a grenade full. of. uh um lemon pepper you know if it got. [ __ ] got really bad uh so anyway that's.

you have all the all these officers and. everything you go inside let me think. right so at the bottom oh there's all. these bikes they parked all these. bicycles and stuff kind of to make it. like you had to go past them and it was. a little bit of like a gauntlet kind of. it was just odd the different things. that they put in place to kind of make. it odd to get into. places so you get inside and then we. walked along a hallway and then you. start to see military like.

Marines um. army Colonels. generals. um uh Sergeant staff sergeant um. Sergeant Pepper I think it had everybody. in that [ __ ] right they had everybody. was there was and they were standing at. attention you know and some were at not. attention you know the lazy ones or. whatever I don't know who they were but. they um you know and some people were. getting photos I mean if you're rolling. with Conor mcre they you know people's F. and topped in lot you know that's the.

most violent tallest leprechaun they. ever made right there he's a Savage man. and so yeah and you got him and the. Pauls and so um it was kind of nice. because I you know I was just uh under. the radar they're all taller and bigger. and so they have more um excitement I. just kind of was you know uh I was just. you know I was kind of in awe of the. situation. my buddy.

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kind of Basketball Wives fighting for. those TVs or whatever like um it's for. like thanks whenever Christmas shopping. starts you know what I'm talking about. so they had that it was that kind of. energy everybody's running to get a seat. uh type of energy and we weren't running. but we were kind of keeping a quick Pace. you know um but then we got up in there. and we sat. down and they had also with us who or by. us or whatever was Sam ultman and he did.

AI right and we'd love to get to chat. with him and learn about um how the. world's going to fall apart like you. know what I'm saying we got to at least. uh learn about it a little bit and then. um Sam Alman Alexander Wang right and I. don't know a lot of wangs I don't know. any okay there he is Alexander Wang or. vong I'm not sure how they do it in. he's New.

Mexican so he's B he's kind of the um. you know he's kind of the Asian Jon. Jones if you will sort of he um but he. went to MIT he's a uh interesting guy. anyway he he's there there was all. everybody else was governors elected. officials rich people uh like you know. people that had cattle or gold you know. or whatever um and some people don't. even call it gold you know at first a. lot of times they called it.

rocks which is a crazy thing but I could. easily see people calling it that and. that's sad. um anyway uh what am I [ __ ] talking. about so we all sit down right we all. sit down and it's a weight bro it is. like you know and there's a lot of. military you got to meet a lot of. military folks so just to see all them. in their dress Garb you know I mean that. was that was probably one of the coolest. things you're in the capital and there's. all everybody's in their Garb and it's.

just very um Regal very Regal looking. and. uh yeah and people were amped and it was. fun stuff and then every now and then. you shake somebody's hand and they had a. wet hand or whatever and you're like oh. [ __ ] you know somebody get this fellow. bag of flour somebody or just get in one. of those. um uh pool chalks and let him just chalk. his hand up before he shakes again. before he meet somebody you know.

um but yeah and then so that that kind. of happened we sat there for a while. probably 30 minutes and then uh and so. we all slipped off and uh just slunk out. and got into a special area beneath some. stairwells where a lot of the military. was back there and they had they was. drinking uh chicken broth hot chocolate. and coffee and um the government had. give them a little bag with a banana in. it you know you're like dear God these. people putting their lives on the line.

right they're here to protect the. president and we're. [ __ ] somebody I mean some of these. bananas had. been I don't want to say they had been. abused or whatever by their owner or. whatever but they had been trafficked I. don't I don't know how they but some of. the bananas had. um you know they're. not you know they're they're not going. to be put back in circulation I was. surprised some of them were still in. circul ation and uh anyway um but the.

military personnel didn't care and uh. and that was kind of a blast too this. that was probably the highlight of the. whole inauguration was seeing all the. military folks from all different. branches from police to um like uh Army. Navy. SWAT uh sweat there was just something. gay guy wearing a sweat shirts has sweat. on it um who else they had even Stolen. Valor even the people out there in. Stolen Valor you were like you know you.

were it was an honor all of that just. that was something great sorry this. story's getting long. um so anyway we got over there we're and. we're just Bor we hadn't eaten any. breakfast right I hadn't and so you just. I'm just slurping chicken broth and. slurping hot cocoa you know and anyway. so that was like a nice Excursion from. sitting there we go back to our seats. and my chair was bad I had a bad chair. the chair had been I don't know it was. probably made in cha or whatever it just.

been one of those you know probably a. chair. um yeah it was a chair that shouldn't be. allowed to chair they should check these. chairs right they should breath Alize. and whatever they should do but they did. whatever this chair you know probably. knew somebody or whatever and got in the. building anyway it was kind of slagging. a little my chair was kind of like so. when I sit down I had that [ __ ] lean. on me you know what I'm saying. that's.

that's so a lot of and suddenly as soon. as I sat like that a lot of black people. kind of nodded at me because once you. have that Lan on you brother it's a. little bit of a kind of urban respect. going on you know so I was like okay I'm. in I'm here so we sit down the. congregation starts the whole congreg. the um the whole evening starts the. inauguration starts and it's very nice. man I mean it's just you know you're. witnessing a piece of history and you. get to be there and uh it definitely. felt like a lot of very Regal people and.

everybody was dressed very well um and. uh just fancy it was a diverse group it. felt like. um I don't know if that's true that's. that's crazy to say that part uh but it. was it was nice it was really nice and. just like yeah I just felt lucky to be. there just to see it you know I mean I I. was saying this this weekend on Twitter. but you know some countries they can't.

vote they don't have voting you can't go. vote you just. live and you feel like you don't have a. say in how um in the template that you. operate in or the the word the universe. that you're set up in you don't have a. you don't have a hand to raise ever. um but but yes it was just it was just. it was it was wild to see that it was. wild to witness it and and then just the. little things just like everybody just. watching like all the little things at.

the inauguration just the little moments. of little glances from the different. people and it's like this whole Changing. of the Guard and it's like this tag team. it's like tagging in you know instead of. tagging in your um partner it's like. tagging in your opponent which is just. such a wild thing to witness in a in a. sport if you look at politics almost. like a sport um and so we sat there. everything was going pretty smooth and. then at some point my chair broke right. the chair chair broke um I F it fell I.

just it fell right I fell out I don't. know what to say it the chair like might. have I don't know what. happened right but the chair fell and I. fell and it was like oh dude it was the. worst right it was. embarrassing because at first I thought. oh people thought I did this right like. I don't do I don't like physical stuff. uh I I don't like that like I'm not good. at that Ty type of stuff falling out of. a chair that type of [ __ ] right that's. for [ __ ] clowns or shitty mes right.

like a like yeah that's for shitty mes. that's shitty mime type [ __ ] I don't do. that so the chair broke and then I was. like oh man and Sam Alman looked at me. the guy who made AI bro he looks at me. like I was like oh God that dude's never. going to come on the podcast um I was. like dude design me a chair right now. bro like design me some way to get out. of this.

embarrassment um so that was kind of. strange and then I got up and uh and. anyway the thing carried on We snuck off. one more time to get some more stuff. because it got long you know some of the. benediction got a little um you know. they were up there rattling and [ __ ] and. then Trump came through he gave a very. long speech in there you know I think. addressed a lot of different things in. there um. that it was kind of like the bsides like. things he maybe didn't want to say in.

the actual in know uh main part but he. said in there and. then on the way back to the hotel our. bus uh kept turning off it was um. experience in breakage or whatever or it. was. broken so we got out and just walked. like the last few blocks and that was. kind of. hectic. um just because some of those people are. are pretty recognizable and uh you know. just a lot of people were coming up.

pictures and videoing and ask you know. people from uh different place it was. just a lot it was like a lot of energy. uh and it was kind of a little scary you. know like I don't have security I'm not. saying I need security but you're just. out there you don't know what people are. you know what I'm saying you don't know. you just don't know what's going on um. so that was a little crazy got back to. the hotel um. and yeah went home went to my hotel. which is a couple maybe a mile away or. something took a nap for a few hours uh.

and then went to the ball later on. um and there was some issues about the. chair you know I ended up like well here. let me tell about the ball so the. ball I guess they had a bunch of. different balls and I had got it I got a. ticket to one ball right and it was very. nice it was called The Starlight ball. and it was beautiful in there and I got. dropped off he had to get dropped off of. blocks away and then they had a very. long like snake walk that you had to go. on to get to the door and it was.

probably maybe probably a 20 minute walk. right and so it's it was cold out it was. probably 25 degrees or something so. you're walking out there and I I didn't. bring a coat right because I didn't. know you know I didn't I did not I. didn't think I guess and so I didn't. think about a coat and I didn't have a. coat and so we finally get up to the. front um and they let you in and it was. beautiful you know it's nice it's. elegant the [ __ ] they got curtains. they got carp the curtains were some.

curtains was 80 ft long. 90. 4575 ft long baby they had curtains that. had carpet on them like these [ __ ]. they had you know they had everything in. there they had a the craziest thing I. saw they had a ceiling fan it must have. been 150 ft up in the air dude I was. like what how would you do it and so I I. kind of was like looking for the switch. for that lowkey for a while um. let me see inside of the ball I got to. see some people that I knew Joe Rogan.

was in there um mayor oh uh um Ernie. Johnson who's the guy speaker of the. house maybe Mike Johnson Mike Johnson. baby got to talk to him he's from shrie. Port Louisiana he had a great sense of. humor we got to joke around a little bit. he had a few of his children with him. got to talk with them um Wayne Gretzky. was in there the great one I saw him. dude Wayne Gretzky had lost on his tooth. in there my tooth got chipped right my.

CH my tooth got chipped or something on. a hard uh appetizer right so Wayne's in. there I told him that he. goes like that showed me his mouth he's. missing a whole tooth dude you know run. away train never going back he had that. [ __ ] just gone dud I mean he's a hockey. player so yeah um but then they're like. looking on the floor for the two so. probably 10 minutes I'm helping him and. his wife and somebody else like a if it.

was a dentist or whatever but a dental. assistant basically I think it was just. a dude that like guys or whatever but he. was trying to help look for it and then. um so we're looking for Wayne gry's. tooth. okay and I think he's like yeah I think. I I think he I at one point I thought he. said he had a couple he usually kept a. couple extra on him you know because. this is a hockey guy these guys you know. you'll go to bed they'll have their. wedding ring and a tooth on the. nightstand you know that's just the kind. of guy they are you know um so yeah he.

just had that empty net up top and it. was um but it was hilarious D we laughed. and uh and we took a nice photo together. me him Mike Johnson um and then I. started getting to some social anxiety. in there that was a little bit. hectic and what else was it I mean it's. just like a couple thousand. people you know when you can't be like. hey have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth. you know like so I would do that a. couple times I was like hey have you. seen wi gry's tooth you know and I think. a lot of people thought it was a. euphemism for something or whatever it.

was like a um kind of like uh something. like that but. um yeah anyway we I don't know if they. found it or not I got a touch base with. them but what a legend dude what a. legend bro that was awesome so that kind. of made my night I think. uh what else I saw Tony henchcliffe and. Jeff Ross and we joked around for about. a half hour over by the desserts the. things that I did not enjoy to be honest. with you no judgment but these are just.

things that what it was like there was. only probably 25 chairs in the whole. place for probably I don't know maybe. it's was 2,000 people in there or. something, 1600 people um right is that. the right amount of people uh maybe. 1,000 people so they only probably uh. they might have had 40 40 chairs right. so there was it was like if you saw a. chair it was like it was [ __ ] it got. squid gamy in there dude it was very you. even heard an ass cheek leave a [ __ ]. seat you could hear that sh you could.

hear it at 40 Paces you could hear an. ass cheek leave a leave a uh. seat see people rush in fly in just just. for that damn 18 square inches of real. estate boy for that ass real estate. maybe that chair. um who else Sean O'Brien I saw the. Teamsters Union president who came on uh. to the podcast once who else did I get. to or not see oh Ben shapir I saw I. didn't get to talk to him um Jake and.

Logan I. saw um I'm leaving some people out but. it was just a lot and I was kind of. burnt out there was so it just like a. lot of meeting people and it was just a. lot of energy uh so then I at one point. um I ended up leaving and at the same. time Lex fredman was leaving he does. podcasting I'd never seen him before um. and we talked we we walked for about 20. minutes and then caught an Uber for. about 15 minutes and uh just laugh had a. good chat.

um yeah and that was uh that was it that. was the whole deal I didn't get to see. um I didn't get to meet anybody of the. cabinet or anything like. that and I didn't get to see uh Baron. Trump I didn't get to see Baron bro b. dog bro you hear me I didn't get to I. didn't get to see Baron Trump that would. have been the something nice to meet. that man that's a young man you want to. meet. you know what I'm saying he. just he's.

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coaching.com thank. you yeah I and I think my biggest. takeaway was just that things it's just. changing you know it's like. um just that things are kind of. different you know like I couldn't. believe that they that we got to be at. something like that but I think that's. just how the world is getting. everything's kind of evening out you. know I don't really believe that there's. like it doesn't really feel like it. almost feels like there's not even. really famous people everybody feels a. little famous because everybody is able. to kind of promote themselves if they.

want um you know what used to be like. media that felt like it was kept from. people or controlled it just feels like. um it's just there now and you can make. your own decisions based on uh how. you're consuming or who you're consuming. stuff through I guess um I don't know I. guess I don't have like a lot of macro. level pictures pictures of that kind of. stuff but just to get to meet Sam Altman. dude that the a the AI guy like what um.

and then it was just more inter just. like yeah it was fascinating I wish I. had had uh I I was kind of burned out I. w. i it was very magnificent and had like a. um you know a Cinderella type energy and. stuff um I'm just glad that I got to go. to it I couldn't believe that um there. was an on there was a thing where you. know I thought Jake and Logan I thought. Logan and Jake were messing with me they.

had videotaped they were vlogging from. the get. right and I never spent much time around. them you know and I know that they're. really successful. and uh and they're I mean they're War. they're they're tough guys those are. tough guys right no doubt so anyway they. put a clip up I fell out the chair dude. and I didn't. do I didn't know. I knew that the chair had been bad the. chair was faulty it was faulty chair I.

don't know if that was CIA or what I no. idea no idea how you know if they there. was a plan there but anyway they the. chair was faulty but then afterwards. somebody said that they were folking. with the chair you know. um and so part of my brain was like oh. were they did they do something with it. to egg it on you know like you know what. I'm saying if you see somebody who's. like leaning on a crutch or whatever and.

then you bar their crutch you know you. leave town you know cuz you got priors. or whatever and then they. [ __ ] they take that L baby that. gravity L baby they fall so I just. didn't know so I got into kind of this. skeptical. place. um and I should have just checked in. with Logan about it I guess but they. were recording everything so I didn't. know if they were going to record it or. whatever and I just I hadn't been around. them that much you know and I didn't I I. think I get nervous around like vlogging. type of things because it feels like.

um you're they're could somebody could. be setting you up or something and I'm. just not that familiar with that. Universe uh and then later in the day um. Logan Paul's made a video where he said. uh he made a challenge about uh oh he. said if I was going to put you through. something I'd put you through a table. you know not a chair cuz he is a. wrestler he's a u WWE wrestling I. believe he's been a champion too hasn't. he. let me.

see yeah he was the WWE champion from. November 2023 to August 3rd. 2024 so um yeah so I thought he you know. so I thought that he I thought that he. wanted that that that he was you know. then I thought he was creating like an. online hype about it you know I thought. he was calling out the Rat King you know. and if you want if you want the smoke. baby I'll F your lungs you hear me cuz. I'm going to give you the truth baby and.

I'm going give you the trauma name the. time and the place and the place and the. time cuz I got a clock in a globe and an. axe to. grind from Alaska to Nebraska from Maine. to Fort. Wayne so that's where I was at and then. uh we ended up talking in the morning. and um I just I should have probably. communicate that was my my my part in it. was I didn't communicate. better and they weren't they they didn't.

they didn't do anything um they were. recording the chair fell and uh it was. ridiculous and then they weren't trying. to uh they weren't trying to wrestle I. used to watch you wrestle they weren't. trying to wrestle and so yeah so no hard. feelings there um yeah some just self-. responsibility I think it was just a. little bit of. uh miscommunication just not knowing.

each other maybe not knowing each. other's energy some um and I'll say this. too honestly I had a great time hanging. out with them because we also had had a. great time that weekend they were. probably two of the guys. um yeah we just uh just joking around I. got to see how they interact with their. mother and I thought that that was very. sweet to be honest with you. uh no home no Diddy or whatever you know. just just like the way um and it was.

just all real genuine you know you could. tell that they have. uh yeah you could just tell the Affinity. that they have for their mother and and. the same for them because a lot of. families that grow up um where the. children are famous and stuff they don't. have the same uh Fortune they don't have. the same Good Fortune you know and um so. that was really cool actually it was I. thought I admired that about them um. yeah some this honky Zen monkey rolled.

up on me at the hotel at one point and. was kind of just like he was just kind. of trying to say stuff to me and just he. was drunk right and he was just kind of. kept spitting a lot and it was just a. lot for me and he was just his his. energy was super he was like right up in. my face kind of and I told him I didn't. want to really talk I was just it had. been a long day or whatever and then he. kept he kept coming up and uh. Logan uh and and Jake both kind of just. form just put a damn Trump wall right.

there in in front of me uh and um I. didn't need to be rescued but I'm kind. of glad they stepped in because it could. have got a little weird you know uh I. was kind of my I was on edge a little um. you know I just hadn't hit a meeting in. a just [ __ ] like that I had you know I. just go. to take care of my own [ __ ] a little bit. better but um so yeah what I'm saying is. and nobody asked me to this you know uh. we just Rogan at a call the other day.

that [ __ ] was just confusion. and. um yeah that that was just confusion and. then uh yeah I'm actually glad I got. to um I'm glad I got to get to know them. better to be honest with you it was kind. of a joy of the weekend and. um what else was. nice I mean it was all just crazy just. to even even just to like stand around a. Vander Holyfield and you're just like. welcome to be around him right there's.

not. like he doesn't have there's no he. neither one of y'all needs to walk off. because you're both in the same group it. was like you were at a field trip that. was it that's what it was like it was. like when you were kids at a field trip. and it was like okay this is the B group. and this is your chaperon or this is the. L group and this is your chaperon and so. that was us we had eight or nine of us. we had our chaperon um and we were just. you know we were just learning about uh. civics. and getting to see some of it firsthand. and we really did like laugh it was a. [ __ ] blast dude and yeah I think.

maybe part of me I wish they'd have. asked if they' have put the clip of. falling of the chair out or whatever but. in the end it's okay it's all good you. know I don't have any any ill thoughts. towards them you know um I I uh yeah I. thought that they were I thought they. were cool guys maybe I need to quit. saying that dude obviously they're both. married and I like women but. um but yeah I kind of wish we would have. [ __ ] fuing took that I kind of wish we. would have took it to the ring you know. I think there was a part of me that that.

was hoping you know cuz you know the Rat. King baby I'll put him in the freaking. mozzarella wheelchair baby you feel me. my finishing move is the tax evasion. baby so um but that's every kid's dream. to get in there and get body slammed and. lose a vertebra you. know in a a soldout Arena in Charlotte I. mean who you know we can all dream. um but yeah I'm just glad I got to go to.

the inauguration I would have gone you. can't miss it you couldn't miss it if. you got to go and I just feel lucky that. I got to go and so thank you to Alex. brtz um for taking me um for John shahii. my buddy who's uh been super supportive. and helps me a lot and helped me um get. to do uh the political podcast last year. and just to learn about some things that. I care about you know and and um and. just different politicians and how it. works it's like I've learned a lot in.

the past year to be honest with. you I think anyway you know I think I. have and. um so yeah wish I'd have gotten to meet. Baron um wish i' I gotten to see Bobby. Kennedy um some people gave me a hard. time about going to the inauguration or. supporting a party or whatever I don't. think about a you know I don't I I. support I do what I want to do for me. and you can do what you want to do for. you you know and um but nobody owns my.

support nobody owns my. support for anything I don't think you. know except maybe my. family um and even then I even then I'll. keep it away from them sometimes so um I. don't know about what else let's take a. call that came in here we go. hello Mr theovon this is Judy hey.

Judy sorry my buddy used to say that all. the time uh carry on Judy onward thank. you for calling from triport Louisiana. oh yes Mike Johnson country and you know. he's speaker of the. house and I liked his attitude I liked. his energy you know and I'm curious to. see what this whole new Campa what they. do in there I'm curious to see you know. cuz it's a mly it's a mly group group. that they got going in there and I want. to get to meet some of them um I want to.

get to talk to some of them and learn. some stuff you know and also ask him ask. him some promises you going to do this. you going to do this and then we can see. if we can hold them to it if we get to. keep podcasting for years we'll be able. to hold them to it hey you you said you. were going to get to do this why didn't. it happen or why did it happen you know. so that kind of stuff really intrigues. me you know are we going to get um. lobbyists and um uh foreign countries. and apad and all these different people. out from uh inter interfering with our.

candidates um and interfering with our. lobbies or how does it work and also am. I just delusional and I just don't know. the whole. system. and and if that's the case and educate. me on it because there's also just a. cost of doing business in some things. you know like sometimes it's just. there's a cost of doing. business you know like you could go set. up a Fruit Stand or something or a. little uh. little watermelon stand or something uh.

a little banana shop or something on the. corner of a street you could do that but. you have to pay a permit right you have. to it's just the cost of doing business. so sometimes I wonder if there's you. know what the truth is out there I want. to learn more about that let's hear more. sorry I called you a few times anyhow I. just want to say. congratulations I'm so happy for you. that you had the opportunity to go to DC. on inauguration day I had. actually had said something to my.

husband over the weekend that I sure. hope the oon Goes to Washington to. experience inauguration day well thanks. ma'am or young lady or yeah thank you. Miss I appreciate that yeah thean went. to Washington I guess F goes west or. whatever F goes to Section 8 that's. going to be maybe I'll be able to be in. that yeah but fival was a mous stud and. he went West and and we're the rats baby. and we wi East so but thank you for.

thinking of me yeah I was thinking about. that too I was like how can I not go you. know so yeah thank you let's hear more. Miss because you my friend are. so worthy and deserving to have that. opportunity countless countless of this. are so grateful thank you for going you. truly deserve that I was so excited for. for you and I just want to thank you. again for just having truly the best.

podcast that I get so hyped to listen to. and you were so deeply. loved well thank you thank you that's. sweet of you to say that. um that's nice of you to say you know I. did thought I thought about my teachers. from growing up I thought about my mom I. I I didn't steal but I took a couple. extra. napkins um because I know my my best. friend's mom is going to want one my. mom's going to want one probably.

um yeah there's a teacher or two if I. ever if I get to see him again that I. would like to give him to just little. things like that um yeah and to see. things you like and don't like you get. this witness like okay there's some. stuff here that I feel like this there's. some stuff here that I feel like that uh. yeah I felt like um I don't know I just. couldn't believe it. you know to be real honest with you I. just couldn't believe it you know I just. couldn't believe that I'm sitting in.

there and I'm at the. damn you know this is like the they're. doing the the. inauguration you know and. um and then the chair broke and I'm like. oh and you're on the floor and you're. like ah this isn't. good and then you just I thought I'd I.

was like please let me fall through to. another world or whatever like I looked. over at Sam Alman and I was like design. a you know I was like send me into the. Matrix right now man you know don't make. me have to just get up and just be. human so that was a lot I don't know was. it a lot but anyway it is just is what. it is man and the best part of it was. some rich lady scoffed at me she. like h. oh as if she had to watch one of her own.

dogs [ __ ] you know those people that are. really rich they have someone else. walked their dogs so they never really. know that their dogs [ __ ] or whatever. she was. like God she like grabbed her husband's. arm or. something I like you got a right you. sitting in the wrong. section you in section eight boo boo. these chairs busted as hell. brother so maybe we'll start making our. chairs in [ __ ] America again I don't.

know maybe we'll start taking some pride. in the things that we built that we. build you. know I don't know I wonder what the. future's going to be. like you know I wonder and if we're. strong enough man it's weird it's like. the things that I feel like are bad for. me sometimes it's hard to stay away from. it's hard to keep using. them you know it's a it's just a it's. interesting. but I'm just happy I get to be alive and. play the game every day sometimes I play. it pretty good sometimes I don't.

sometimes my attitude sucks like yeah. dude I was at the the ball or whatever. and the desserts dude I was just I. wanted to get a drink or something and. then I was like I'm not drinking you. know I'm uh I'm not doing it I just been. I was just like I was kind of going. through it and so I [ __ ] said I'm GNA. get me some desserts right cuz sometimes. if you want to drink if you to to to to. to stop that Cur that craving you get. you some dessert boy you know so I. tongue down a couple Petty fors baby let. me bring up a Petro one of them God.

they're good if they're beautiful. they're good if they're good but they. when they're not they're just a waste of. your [ __ ] calories. 84 and I'm the kind of guy I'll put. something in my mouth and if I decide. once it's in there that it ain't worth. it you gonna get that [ __ ] back honey. I'm I'll put that [ __ ] in a napkin baby. and hide a little doggy bag somewhere. behind a plant or something I don't give. a damn I'll [ __ ] Fe feed that [ __ ]. to a sofa cushion after I take it out of. my mouth I don't give a. damn cuz I don't eat [ __ ] sugars dog.

a petty four also known as. Mardis Mardis is a small bite-sized. confectionary or Sav appetizer the name. is French pti4 meaning small. oven a small loving baby you know what. I'm saying huh damn boy and Wayne. Gretzky lost that freaking he was. spitting chicklets dude shout out to. them he had a I'm upstairs baby he.

[ __ ] the Lord installed a window on. his smile baby he had that thing going. and Shout Out Wayne man we talked about. his family and I'm just Clowning he. knows he had great sense of. humor uh he's like yeah usually I got a. couple extra I keep on me oh but just. moments like that you're talking to the. greatest hockey player in the world and. he's asking you how you're doing and. then you're just helping somebody look. for a tooth in a [ __ ] nice room it's. just. like it's just a [ __ ] you kind of always.

dreamed about I guess you know. um let me see if there's one more. question any questions you guys had Nick. or. Zach I don't think so are you looking. for a. voicemail can you hear me yeah noce. anything on your mind about the election. was there. anything you made a point you post on. Instagram about how you think we we need. more than two parties that was. interesting yeah I think that's. something you know I think that's a big.

thing for me is that hey how do you get. more parties because I feel like if. they're you know if you if they're. just we need more. teams it'd be more. exciting you know and I know there are. more people are like let there's the. green party I know that let me see how. how. many political just so we know some of. you guys like this idiot you don't.

know the electoral system us called is. it called a two-party system that means. two parties dominate the political field. um the two largest. parties. uh okay minor parties there's the. obviously so then you have Democratic. and Republican those are your two major. your minor parties are the libertarian. party was founded December 11th. 1972 as of March 2021 it is the largest. third party in the United.

States claiming nearly 700,000. registered voters across 28 States the. green party you know what I'm. saying blow it in the air baby that's. sticky. yicky the green party has been active as. a third party since the 1980s you know. what I'm talking about chichin Chong. homie that's what's up baby dopez. the party first gained widespread public. attention during Ralph nater's second.

presidential run in 2000 okay. okay and then the Constitution party is. a national conservative political party. in the United States it was founded in. the US tax as the US taxpayers party in. 1992 by Howard Phillips there's also the. alliance party is a Centrist American. political party was formed in 2018 and. registered in 2019 and the Vermont. Progressive. Party um so that are those are three.

four five other. parties that's pretty cool I would love. to get just talk to Bernie Sanders again. you know that would be something nice. this year to learn a little bit more. about some stuff um yeah I I'm just I. think I've gotten more Curious this year. I feel more Curious. um and then just yeah some things I want. to do this year try and be better to my. friends uh. I think I can do it on and just take.

more time and not in my own world and. think about other people's worlds that's. the one thing that keeps me sometimes I. just get stuck in my own world and then. it's it's not that I'm not thinking. about others it's just I'm thinking. about me too much or some things I have. to do. right um so those are some goals of mine. anyway sorry to ramble anything else any. other Nick did you have a question. anything come to mind I know Zach had it. I didn't I just thought it was kind of a. beautiful moment it did feel like things. are.

changing good or. bad yeah that's the thing sometimes. change it's good you don't know you know. it's like Bobby Kennedy uh people did. people said he was a witch doctor. whatever people said he was um what were. some of the things you heard oh he. worked for Frankenstein you would hear. all of that or whatever. um you know people would say he has a. Bus full of like frogs with Band-Aids on. them and [ __ ] like that and like bears. that are missing arms or whatever and.

yeah yeah he's definitely you know he's. had some weird instances with some. roadkill I'll agree to that. um but it's a mystery I like something. new I like let's try. this let's try. this. so all right blessings to you guys. thanks for listening to me ramble about. the uh inauguration um thanks for being. a part of the podcast um as always the. hotline is. 98566.

49503 what was the call-in thing that we. spoke about earlier um Nick do you. remember about one of them we talked. about that would be a good Callin thing. craziest thing you've ever seen in a. bathroom oh yeah that's what it was man. so one happened one thing that happened. was I was at the inauguration you know. and. uh. and and I was there right and so this so. I go into the restroom right typical you.

know restroom user that's who I Who I Am. So I go in there and you. start there's only a couple sounds that. you hear in the bathroom that you that. are kind of acceptable right you know. you you'll accept a lot of sounds in a. bathroom you're like okay you're like oh. all right but okay you know and then. sometimes you hear some stuff and you'll. do a quick prayer for somebody or. something. but there's only a few sounds but that. somebody was in there. um either I don't want to say doing you.

know cocaine maybe or or just breathing. short really fast every now and. then so that kind of blew my mind but it. just goes to show you. that you never know when. somebody you know is getting tooted up. on the gear you know what I'm saying big. Randy you never know so all right a. little bit more American inauguration. music on the way out um but yeah you can.

hit the hotline 98566. 49503 let us know something you've seen. in a bathroom uh that's been strange. over the years something that's kind of. shocked you really you. know you thought to yourself okay that's. different right there 98566. 49503 um praise God baby I'm upstairs. and if you if you if anybody finds Wayne. Gretzky's tooth you guys hit the hotline.

you know that and we'll get that. installed done for him up there but. uh you guys be well man thank you guys. amen. [Music].

[Music]. Baron you guys be good to yourselves. baby you deserve it gang.