That Hot Heat | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #402

hello hello. happy july. happy july to you i want to thank you. i'm happy to be here with you i'm happy. to be. just you know sitting here anecdoting. with you. and and just. being in years. just get you know. creeping my way into your brain i'm. happy. i'm happy that you're here happy july to. you um. i just got out of ice plunge i've been. doing a lot of uh.

ice bathing. you know i got an ice bath and this. company called blue cube they make them. and. i get in there. and i need it right now you know i feel. real fortunate to have it because i need. it. because something is happening right now. and i'm talking about the heat baby. the heat. it i mean it. is if. you go outside you say dang.

it's just like a bunch of damn lights. just [ __ ] you. it's hot. this damn hot you see people you know. people you know you see a kid running. through the playground if his hair gets. just burnt off his head damn. damn bald children running around. i was just a bunch of hot-headed little. kid just. just steam coming off their head. tickling each other.

and doing swing setting. you see it. you see somebody lose a damn a strong. piece of sun hit em and they lose. eyebrow. somebody mr ron is showing up to work. half a mustache. they got some strong rays out there. and i'm not talking about sugar ray. leonard or sugar ray the band who was. all right they were all right. i'm talking about. rey baby.

the lord's damn long arm son. mother nature got that hot nut up there. just busting. damn i mean it's hot. i got in my truck yesterday i couldn't. even touch the but i couldn't touch. anything i got out. i said [ __ ] i'm just going to go i'll do. a damn uh. i'll just call them. i'll i ca i can't do i can't touch the.

wheel can't deceit. and god forbid you still have those. metal plug-ins for your um. uh seat thing. that you're you're you you you're out of. work now you can't get to work. it is i mean it is hot. there's heat everywhere. there's just i mean. the sun is just [ __ ] looking for.

people. irish people are dying they're dying. name 40 irish people right now. i bet you can't. and that's the yes you win baby. that's that of a [ __ ] baby that big dog. in the sky. that big orange ginger mf or sun you. know what i'm talking about. sun. sunshine. that [ __ ] is beating people.

that [ __ ] is beating people. this damn it's hot. you know you see a uh. a cat run through a puddle and burn his. damn burn her hair off his legs. you see it you know. you see a bird take two sips out of a. bird bath and [ __ ] just fall over. just damn death soup he ate.

we can't handle it. and i you know what i just i i don't. know how to stop it. you know you can do prayer you can do. umbrellas. but name you know. you almost got to write a damn hem on. the outside of an umbrella to even get a. little. respite from the heat. the shit's cooking you son. [ __ ].

i walk to i feel like a damn tv dinner. halfway through the yard i'm going to. the mailbox. i'm like [ __ ]. i feel like a damn salisbury steak damn. i can't handle it. and then i start hearing oh you a little. [ __ ] some of the sun will say that what. you this [ __ ] is this this heat is for. real this shit's from [ __ ] detroit. son. it's a different time flowers have given. up i haven't seen a flower since may.

them [ __ ] is gone. they're potpourri now you see you know. you had a rose bush that [ __ ]. potpourri now it's all it's steamed out. your garden it's steamed vegetables you. didn't even want them steamed them. [ __ ] is steamed son you better eat. now. it's a wrap. and i don't know people say that it's uh. you know global warming people say that. it's um.

the end of times and. you know it's tough to know exactly what. mother nature has planned. because we started with the ice age. that's when mother nature they had so. much meat running around in the world. mother nature said damn imma save some. hit it with that ice baby that big. freezer box damn bam. i mean hell you go up with a good pick. axe.

and a george foreman grill and a knife. and fork up through the antarctica. you're going to be living thick baby. you're going to be eating well. because that's that that's a damn ice. box up there. but it's hot and it's warm in the world. and i hope you're keeping cool finding a. way. somebody yesterday mentioned the gas. prices too i said gas it's [ __ ] it's. hot as [ __ ].

the last thing anybody needs is gas i. don't care how i don't care if that [ __ ]. is 40 cents a gallon [ __ ] i don't want. no gasoline. do you try to fill your car up you. [ __ ] damn. that's a carbocus son you [ __ ] gonna. get roasted you idiot. i just call in i do work over the phone. that's it.

people wanting gasoline but you out of. your mind this ain't no time for that. we don't need that. we don't need that man. it's a it's a wild time man it's a wild. time going on out in the world i even. saw in the news this is in the news. if you believe in news and that's okay. if you do not. that bees. bees bumblebees baby gods little hit men.

are ejaculating themselves to death. in heat waves. bees across europe. may die from the severe heat plaguing. the continent this week. ejaculating explosively as they do. a doctor said we don't know exactly why. but drones ejaculate when they get too. stressed.

ejaculation kills them because it. basically eviscerates their abdomen they. bust big son. a bee that thang black and yellow black. and yellow thanks. that's that little winged skeet demon. that thing a beast that thing. this happens during natural mating too. drone honeybees always die after mating. that that's a tough time right there. when bees.

are ejaculating. and dying because of the heat. too much heating and dam you know. and the beat they bust out. and just eviscerate into the universe. they can't handle it. when animals nuts is busting because of. the heat. when the heat just got these little. insects just. just sun coming. that's something baby that's that that's. the dark art baby that's not good. that's when the devil's at the door.

knock knock baby who's there. bees baby bees who. bees nuts son. bees are [ __ ] blowing up. that's how hot it is the animals are. [ __ ] just bam i'm out. you got to take care of yourself. and you got to take care of your cousin. put a cold rag on your cousin's neck.

put an ice cube in the baby's ass. son we got to take care of each other. it's a new time out there. and the sun is [ __ ] people. people getting damn just heat aids on. their face you see somebody got heat. aids. on their neck. because the sun just just done.

done just damn got them. just just you know. bees are flying by and just damn just. skeeting out blowing up. it's time to take care of ourselves and. it's time to take care of each other. i believe we can do it. now let's get into the episode baby. welcome to this past weekend. [Music].

come on. [Music]. oh.

well i just broke up with my baby. [Music].

things keep on coming. and i ain't gonna win. [Music]. yeah. i like that one. and i like the young man that makes that. music there. and that is eddie 9 volt. [Music]. the come up.

and i like them i like that music. i like the sounds that come out of them. i like the. it makes me feel excited. it makes me feel hopeful it makes me. feel like i'm back. i'm feeling good i just got out that. cold plunge i've been doing a lot of. things like that recently. i got a trainer. that i've been using i feel fortunate. enough to be able to afford that and i.

got a trainer that i've been using. and um. and uh man it's been. it has been helping me. to a level i can't even explain. um i went six days this week. um. and i feel i mean i just feel. you know i feel more outside of myself.

i don't feel as inside inside of myself. you know and i don't feel as in my head. because now i'm using my body i've got a. lot of my blood. and a lot of my energy which was just. whirling around in my head. which is not a safe place to be. now it's kind of dispersed out. and i feel the more even. you know i think a long time ago as as.

human beings we had we had to use our. senses and we had to use them in the. world. you know you had to be like oh there's. uh you know if you walked out there into. the woods there's a lion possibly. and you might hear a damn little warbler. in the distance and he might be giving. you a clue oh there's a lion you know. and you'd have to be careful because. maybe there would be a. uh poison ivy. or poison sumac. or some you know something.

but you have to be aware of your. surroundings. yeah you know all your feelings were. outside of you. you had to look at the sky what is the. weather what does the air feel like. what's going on here. so all of our feelings used to be. outside of us you had to be aware you. had to survive. and then humanity we got our society. especially in america we got into.

more like. everybody's. everybody's comfortable enough. we all have a bed we all have a roof. you know it's it's safe enough we don't. you know we don't all of our senses we. haven't used them like that in a long. time. so now my sense is i feel like a lot of. times they go they've started to go. inward. because there's nothing that alertness.

that. that uh. it's not it's not necessary in the. outside so now they've all gone inward. but they're still hunting the lion. they're still looking for something. that's uncomfortable or dangerous or. alarming. and so that's where i feel like a lot of. our mental health is now. it's like. the senses that we used to use in.

to survive. we don't need them outside of us anymore. so now those sensors they're lurking. around inside of me looking for looking. for lions. but there is no lions in me. unless i'm some kind of damn centaur or. something there is no lions in me or. unless i've eaten a couple cuts of lion. so it just it finds this you know. anything that's a little spooky it finds.

like things from my past or. fears. um. it finds uh. trouble it finds some trouble but it. makes it feel like it's a lion you know. i don't know if that makes any sense but. to me part of it does it's like. all those senses we used to use and need. to survive. because we were wandering around. in a world.

in the open. having to go into caves and see if it. was safe to sleep. you know. [Music]. having to you know. know when the sun's coming up so we. could navigate the next day. we had to just be uh our a lot of our. alertness was outside of our body. because it needed to be. but i've been feeling uh i've been. feeling a little better. you know. and i've just been.

yeah just trying to focus on taking care. of myself uh. yeah just um you know going to more. meetings spending time with friends. doing some things that i don't want to. do. some time to get out of my comfort zone. [Music]. even the ice plunge the ice bath that's. i don't want to get in that [ __ ]. you know what i'm saying. that thing it's. it's uncomfortable. but i need you know i.

i don't know i'm finding. i don't know i'm just. it's working. so i'm just sticking with what's working. right now for me um. what else is happening what else has. been going on i went to. uh jimmy john had his summer camp. the sandwich man the sandwich mogul. you know he's a friend of mine and he's. been uh he's been a guest here on this. past weekend. and he had his summer camp so i went out.

there and got to do some fishing. [Music]. uh with emeril emerald was out there the. chef the famous chef. and um. you know he likes to fish and. and i like to fish so we got out there a. couple louisiana guys and that was. beautiful. just to get to be on a you know fishing. boat and ask him about desserts. that's what i did mostly. you know i just i mean i just kept. whispering little desserts by them tier. me sue.

you know. um. and i would just say stuff you know just. like uh potatoes all grug you know i'll. just kind of mumble little recipes under. my breath and stuff and see if and you'd. see him sometimes. you know you see him he could pick up or. you know. he could he could. if you throw out a low decibel recipe. around that man he'll hear it that's. just where he's at uh but that was. really beautiful man that was exciting. just fun. caught some um.

bass and i think caught me a little. amberjack. and uh. what else hmm. i'm trying to think of what else has. been going on oh. [Music]. not too much. you know i'm taking a break little break. off of dayton so i haven't been doing. any dating. trying not to touch my junk bro trying. to stay off that freaking skeet handle. um. [Music]. yeah.

that's really about it i don't know if. anything else oh i went to dinner over. at kid rock's house. uh that was amazing. we had a nice time over there and he's. got a spinning table in his living in. his. dining room and it's like a spins around. so if you you know. you can get you know you get up to go. pee and you come back and you damn. you don't know where you are you know. it's almost like double dutch you're. just waiting for the chance to get back.

into your seat to get back to your damn. appetizer that [ __ ] is eight nine feet. away now. you know you half a caesar salad that. [ __ ] is damn 40 degrees away now. because the whole table at all the whole. thing spins so you can all you can just. continually pass by this beautiful uh. outlook. over the mountains and stuff and it's. it's nice man it was really really it. was. it's just beautiful when they had scenic. um.

the food was nice and. um. yeah it was just good man you know it. was interesting i never spent on. something like that. where the table. you know it kind of it's f you know it's. trying to get you dizzy almost like it's. trying to [ __ ] you. you know if you know if it's. you know i don't know if it's trying to. do that but if you got dizzy enough and. laid there i bet it would.

i bet it would [ __ ] touch your ass a. little. i bet. i don't know. i wasn't over there that long. um. but yeah i just had a nice time then i. and i gone up to jimmy john's summer. camp up in wisconsin and his family's. all there and that was beautiful. um. caleb presley was up there he's been a. guest here. so it was nice to get to see him and. spend some time. um. and yeah just fished and ate.

and had some nice dreams at night and. just staying alive that's it. just staying alive at the moment. oh. i'm trying to think of something else i. wanted to share. [Music]. um oh i got my hair i did when they had. a hair surgery a few weeks ago. so. i got a few more taken out the back and. plugged into the front somewhere. so uh because i was shedding i was.

shedding a little i had some hair loss. so that's nice you know how i had to. re-enlist them [ __ ] in the front. you know we had to support our troops. baby. so i'm glad to have a little bit extra. you know we'll see. hopefully they put in something damn. [ __ ] beautiful up there hopefully i. get a damn cornrow up there or something. something beautiful to pop out. you know i take care of my. mind and my brain by going to therapy. and by being uh active.

those are ways that i do and my. therapist helps you know i see a woman. right now that's a therapist and a man. actually i got two therapists right now. and um. you have to you gotta take care of that. brain you gotta let it get things in and. get things out with the help of someone. else. it's like your car you know you gotta. clean under the seats you know you got. to get that gunk out throw up that throw. out that old banana. and there are plenty ways to support a.

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some fella made me a real nice amulet. from a wrist it's a real nice little. amulet. and then someone a. lady. um. and knitted me. uh. a rat king. and a a a doll of. crush-headed doll of me. and a. rat. and um if you're watching on youtube. we'll have the picture in here right now. so you can see it but man. it just.

you know i just felt so lucky i just. just the just the support. i just appreciate it and we put on some. fire shows too fire. so. so that's kind of what's been going on. with me you know um we took a week off. of the show a few weeks ago gonna take. another one off um uh in the future. so just getting uh. you know just feeling taking it easy. taking care of myself.

doing the fitness doing the cold. plunging. um. on my medicine you know i'm saying i'm. milligrammed up. uh i'm back on medication so that's. uh i think it's okay. you know i'm not trying to be too crazy. about it right now i went down that. ayahuasca road. and got out there and really was just. you know. just surfing on my own dick out there. you know and sometimes.

uh. it was definitely helpful and amazing um. but i'm. i feel like i'm happy. with what's going on right now so. um i'm on i think i'm on lexapro i don't. know or the cheap one. you know that's where i'm at i take that. cheap [ __ ] son. the name you can't even pronounce you're. like oh [ __ ] it i'll take it i'll take. that [ __ ] boy. so uh that's what's kind of new in my.

life. not doing no love right now not doing no. sex. um. and yeah just trying not to uh. touch my wiener or nothing and just. hoping i bust at night that's what i'd. like like one of them bees baby just. buzz baby you know. just hoping i just lay there and just. you know just hoping god touches me in. my sleep.

praise god baby. uh we got some beautiful calls and. videos and everything that came in from. you guys um i want to get into some of. that because i haven't heard from you in. a while i know we had a few guest. episodes in a row. but i was so excited to talk to mike. perry and uh i was excited that riff. raff came through. and so we had to get those in to you and. i'm glad that we did. as always the hotline is 985. 985-664-9503.

uh some great calls that came in from. you. so i want to hear some of those now. hi there this is alyssa in new orleans i. first want to say thank you. alyssa. thank you for the call in new orleans. baby gnarling baby nylons. and um. and yeah i love new orleans you know. i love spending time there as a child. and.

my dad got stabbed over there brought by. a brother one time with a screwdriver. but. um. but we had you know. we had a lot of nice times also and also. um. my um. [Music]. my dad had a buddy. and he had uh. one of his limbs he had a limited limb. one of his limb wasn't very long his leg. one of his legs just didn't want to.

you know was just didn't want to [ __ ]. do it all. and it was shorter than his other leg. and he used to stand on this piece of. concrete all the time he wouldn't leave. it. because he looked even on it. and he looked real even on and he'd stay. over there and stand on that thing. you know. and uh that was beautiful pretty. beautiful to see that see a man just be. in one place all the time just evened. out because he had that chunk of. concrete under. one of his limbs over there beautiful. [ __ ] onward sorry i'm i'm chatting what.

else you got there alyssa thank you so. much for all the work you do and i. really appreciate how transparent you. are and how artistic you are. oh that's sweet of you uh miss i. appreciate it onward. so really quick question i just want to. get your opinion about uh tall. women that's what i'm saying out the. gate. yum. onward i myself am 5 10. and my partner is 5 10 5 11. it doesn't.

bother me i mean. i used to have like an issue growing up. just like with my own. posture and things like that i mean i'm. definitely more confident now i keep. suga you know i take care of my body i. stand tall what have you but i don't. know i just want to get your opinion. like. look i'll tell you right now i like a. tall woman. you know i like a you know. a little portable woman too but a tall. woman. well i guess it's i guess it's.

it's some men are feel afraid of it. you know some men i think they want it. they consider and be some men will marry. tall women because they also want to. marry a man they consider him gay. and. okay and if you're if i'm but but. they're afraid to either be gay or they. are not gay. and so they just get a tall woman that's. hey you know. they say you know maybe i would love to. have a man but i'm not doing it.

so i'm just going to get a tall woman. you know and cut her hair short and put. her in jerseys and stuff you'll see a. lot of times. you'll have a dude out there that seems. kind of like you know. like he could you know be for men. and he'll have his wife there and have. her in a damn dennis rodman jersey and. with a damn fade on the side and you're. like damn. he really carved her up you know he. really carved her up. so uh.

what are you asking about oh i like a. tall i like a tall bird. you know i like that lady hell yeah that. long. that long lady. i like that run and jump up into that. bitch's arms you know what i'm saying. i like a tall i like it nine feet tall. get that bit way up there i can't even. see her. you know i'm just. just just puss level weather you know. what i'm saying i'm just that's right.

you know that'd be fine. i like a long you know hang a damn bird. feeder off her ear. i like getting two earrings damn bird. feeders. that [ __ ] up there babysitting warblers. and i'm down here hanging out by them. pockets baby you know what i'm talking. about puss. so i think that yeah i like a long woman. too. because sometimes uh also if you're if. you go somewhere and you all meet need. to meet up in a group like at a concert. or something y'all can meet up.

meet up at the tall lady. let's meet up at belinda. at 7 pm meet up at tiffany. i like that. so yeah i like a long woman i like a. long leg sometime. you know they had a lady had one leg. that came out to one of the shows i. think in texas. and she brought that [ __ ] out and let. me hold it. [ __ ] awesome man almost damn teared.

up. you know every time i get a hold of a. damn good orthotic i [ __ ]. i can feel the wells start filling up. inside of me god. because we had a place by us. probably on the other side of these. little woods they had a little place. they made orthotics over there. extra limbs. and sometimes they wouldn't. you know they didn't had some faulty. ones or. people had used them they had some. refurbished and they couldn't get the.

knee right or whatever. or the [ __ ] ankle only you know they. had one of them had a outward ankle or. something on it and they just tossed. them [ __ ]. so as children we go get up we go p you. know scavenge over there sometime. roll out of there with a couple of damn. you know crews out of there with an arm. crews out of there with a couple feet. you know half a little sack of phalanges. bro we. you know just fun [ __ ] halloween you. know especially around halloween we try.

to get over there see if we get anything. and sometimes you get you a good rubber. leg. that somebody had had. i remember one fella just kept it r i. guess he'd taken a pen and just kept. writing his name into this rubber kind. of. rubber leg you notice ernie ernie ernie. he written. the dude i guess unless he was writing. somebody else's name. but he you know pretty cool. anyway.

but yeah i like a tall women you guys. are doing good and i like seeing y'all. out in the world. you know and we need all types of women. so i'm glad you're out there alyssa. thank you for the call. we got another question came in right. here this is uh. a caller. uh onward. stop brother man. this is john calling from illinois. what's up john. up there in illinois.

and i like illinois you know used to pee. in a guy's car up there. and he was nice about it and i'm. grateful for that man i love that place. and my mother grew up out there in. wyoming illinois. and she used to really. you know she used to enjoy her childhood. up there and. that state has a big place in my heart. onward. i had a question for you dude i'm for. one i'm taking a dookie right now i.

apologize for that. dang bubba. but at least your uh efficiency. you know you're doing efficiency brother. and i don't like it. but i respect it. but uh so my dad had just recently. passed. and he was an amputee and had a fake leg. bruh. i. want to save that leg. take it to ball games and everything. else and chug beers out of it.

you think that's a good idea or what. look i appreciate you calling man and um. this is crazy we're just talking about. this. and so. you know i have a little bit of. experience with extra limb. and i'm going to say this man first of. all. yeah you got to do something with it. you know put it to use man that thing. that damn that tibia or whatever that. [ __ ] got magic in it. you know it's the last piece of your.

father you have. you know maybe hanging in the garage and. you know like some people hang a tennis. ball so they know when to stop the car. hang that [ __ ] right there. every time you you know. the windshield of your dodge neon or. whatever hits that thing you're gonna. remember pops. and you're gonna stop the car stop for. pops it could be a little moniker. you know every time stop for pops bam. hit that leg. that's beautiful bro. or put that [ __ ] in it get some damn. light some candles around that [ __ ] and.

ask it questions. that [ __ ] got powers in it bruh you. out here chugging beers out of it. like a [ __ ] homeless kid dude are you. out of your mind. that's a piece of your damn father. and you're doing business calls and [ __ ]. come on bro. i mean is it you know. your dad lost his [ __ ] leg. so you could sit around and do [ __ ]. calls. but i don't think so baby.

i don't think so. you know what that makes me want to do. that makes me want to vape on this. [ __ ] plant. that's what you get boy. take care it's the last piece of your. father you know how much i'd i'd love to. have a piece of my dad. i'd love to have a damn earlobe of my. father's or something. you know when you out here with a whole. damn limb bruh.

then you [ __ ] sipping damn uh. blue moons out that [ __ ] or whatever. get your life together bro. get off the [ __ ] and get out in the. yard and [ __ ] hit dingers with that. [ __ ]. you know. drive down the street at night and hit. people's mailboxes. give your dad a [ __ ] life bro. a fake leg never dies man. that and a fake leg never dies bro.

that's is it's halfway between ghosts. and human man and you got that [ __ ]. you know sneak that [ __ ] into the. olympics dude. get a job running the torch and then. surprise him. like that [ __ ] at the top. and run that you know run it to wherever. damn iowa you know cedar rapids run that. [ __ ] over there. throw you know have let the kids have a. sleepover and just hum that [ __ ] into. the tent in the middle of the night. [ __ ] em up bruh.

but do something man do something. special. but live a little man that's what i tell. you to be real honest with you i'm sorry. for getting angry at you. but somebody has to tell you something. man. maybe that's why he left that bro. she could get a kick in the ass and get. some motivation going. gang baby. let's get into another call what else we. got here.

hey this is hunter from kentucky. hunter. from kentucky. that checks out onward i called earlier. and left the message i got kind of. nervous so i got to kind of cut it short. well i appreciate you calling back man. yeah i know it's kind of it can be kind. of hard to just leave a message if it's. something that means something to you or. even if it does and i know it's a lot. for you guys to just put your voice in. there and so i appreciate it and it's.

okay if you have to call back. uh thank you onward um i just got a. question um. i struggle with a lot of anger and stuff. like that. and uh. i kind of take it out on my wife and so. sometimes. i mean i'm young and so but that's only. 20 years old. and um. one of you got me advice. um about uh controlling anger. or um. maybe. like. controlling myself a little bit more to.

make my days go better and so my dad get. mad and when i gotta go to work so today. man i love you love the podcast. it's awesome man. gang baby thank you for the call bub uh. i'm sorry that you're dealing with this. and i i appreciate you calling about it. um. you know it's nice that you care enough. you know you care enough about your wife. you're able to get a little. a little. uh oversight of yourself you know you're. able to see okay.

this anger isn't helping me um. [Music]. you know i was dealing with a lot of. anger a few years ago uh. even eight months ago. um. i just wanted everything to be a certain. way. you know and i couldn't control. everything. and um. [Music]. and so that left me angry i was like. this needs to be like this i couldn't. control everything. and that left me real real angry.

i was having a tough time um. and some things that i've done for me is. i've started a lo a little bit of. meditation. you know just 10 minutes put my timer on. you can look up some youtube videos how. to meditate and uh. that helps give me a little more space. before i'm gonna get angry it gives me a. little more space. between me and the world. because the world is gonna make me angry.

and if i'm right on if i'm right on top. of the world. then. whenever something happens i'm right. there. but meditation starts to give you a. little bit of space between the world. and you it just gives you a little bit. of space. um. i find that that helps i find that. asking god to. to help you know god i'm i find myself. being really angry.

you know and and it affects me and it it. affects. my loved ones um. and i don't like. it you know and god can you help me uh. to figure out what's going on. um. and if you believe in god or not it can. be the universe it can be a higher power. um. but putting it out there like that it.

kind of makes you feel not so. alone about it and you'll start to get. some in some feedback from the world. from god. from whatever you believe you'll start. to get some feedback from it. um. yeah i'm trying to think of what what. was really. you know and this would be a good one if. people have some suggestions for hunter. about how to handle this anger. and i guess i can't really tell if it's. about your wife or you're just saying.

that it comes out towards her. but one thing i've also noticed for. myself is even going back to this doing. fitness and stuff that's been helping me. a lot. you know it's been helping me get out of. myself just it just gets a lot of energy. out of me. um. [Music]. and it makes me feel more in control. a lot of times i feel anger when i'm not. in i i'm not in control in in some way. and so anger just comes out.

[Music]. um let me try and think about it for. just a second. you know i didn't like being angry man. i'd find myself i could i was literally. watching myself behave ways that i. didn't want to be. and a lot of it was because.

for me it was control i wanted things to. be a certain way they weren't that way. certain things. and i couldn't control it all. um. [Music]. and so for me i started to have to get a. higher power i had to get a higher power. that helps me. it's not it's out of my control. oh and thank god it is because i can't. control everything. and i was trying to.

and now it's like hey god that's your. job you do it. you're doing it anyway i'm just. pretending i am and it's causing me a. lot of frustration. uh sir those are some things that help. me. but i'd love some suggestions actually. for hunter and we can put those at the. end of. an upcoming solo episode. uh just hit the hotline 985-664-9503. [Music]. but thank you man i'm going to play that.

part again where you talked about. uh. what was going on so people can uh know. how to respond i struggle with a lot of. anger and stuff like that. and uh. i kind of take it out on my wife and so. sometimes. i'm young and so but that's only 20. years old. and um. one of you got me advice. um. about uh controlling anger. controlling myself a little bit more to. make my days go better and so my dad get. mad and when i gotta go to work somebody.

hate me. it bothers me i don't know why. gang baby um oh another thing that i do. i started doing is when i get up in the. morning. uh. you know and i'm i'm kind of lucky i. think cause i have some time right now. to do this so but i'll do a small prayer. i'll do a meditation um and then one of. the first things i do is i'll check in. with other people i start checking in. with other people um. you know i'll call different friends.

i'll just check in what's going on with. you what's going on with you uh so then. i'm not thinking about myself. i'm thinking about them. and um and that takes some pressure off. of me i notice. um. [Music]. there's also you know you could do a. 12-step program there's like. you may have anger and resentments. uh in your life that you don't really. know about. you know there's all types of um. there's al-anon there's uh coda.

there's um. uh acoa adult children of alcoholics. i'm not saying that you. any of that is part of your life i'm. just trying to think of you could even. just go do one of those programs and it. would help you solve some of these. things. you know if you did a 12-step program. there may even be one for anger. specifically. and you can go to zoom and you listen to. other people talk and one of them is. going to say something that's really.

going to. help you. but you know having gratitude writing. gratitude lists. you know it's hard to be angry and. grateful at the same time. um. oh and i just i got this grateful shirt. on today this is from uh our boy dustin. poirier from his shirt. you can he has these shirts and um. anyway man i'm sorry you're dealing with. that but i'm glad you're at a young age. bro if you're looking at yourself to see.

what's going on with you and it's. awesome that you care about your wife. and uh you know you want to figure some. of this out and you recognize that it's. hurting you that it's hurting your world. you know that's powerful man. um. so right there that's really you know. you should feel good about yourself for. that. i think that's really special. uh you know i was angry for a long time. i had a lot of anger and resentment um. towards my past and family and stuff.

like that and uh. and i'm still working through that stuff. and. i'm hopeful about it so. but we'll try to get some suggestions. from people and throw those on at the. end of the next episode. uh but keep your head up baby gang. man i wore mine today. i warmed today to stop that dirty sun. from getting at my face balls my eyes. ladies and gentlemen gooder. has some amazing.

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calling in from mandeville louisiana. what's up jordan over there in. mandeville baby. and my god i spent a lot of good time. over there. and i remember the night that the taco. bell opened up and. people were damned fired up people were. [ __ ] beating their stepchildren and. drinking dr pepper and just [ __ ] you. know and just god people were excited. and. um. me and my buddies. got all high you know we was high on.

something. you know probably whippets and uh weed. maybe the w's we were. making it through the alphabet that year. and we got pretty far. and uh. we got all baked out and was headed to. the taco bell like everybody was a whole. [ __ ] town was over there probably had. 200 people at that [ __ ]. and i pulled up and got out the van. and my damn step parents were right. there bro. damn dude and i couldn't even barely see.

out of my eyes. i was just so just cooked out bro i mean. just like the devil had just been damn. grilling burgers up in my [ __ ] sight. balls baby i was just gassed up. and i don't know what i do i don't know. what i said to them. but. it wouldn't. it wasn't probably very good. but let's hear more brother onward. shout out uh. listen to the riffraff episode.

just now heard you mentioned tiffany. lanes where he got that first little bit. of [ __ ] heat on you. yeah brother lost my virginity over. there behind tiffany lane's over there. on highway 190. beautiful little. establishment. if you like bowling or if you like. eating bad popcorn. and uh. seeing people be depressed about their. families and loved ones homeward. oh and the carpet was always wet in that. [ __ ] bro. dude i said every [ __ ] step was damp.

up in there. just like the damn carpet just had that. you know. like it i i mean just like it had dang i. don't know what was in it. i think they didn't have any sub. flooring they might not have had any. flooring it might have been carpet. straight on damn swamp land bro. because there what i mean [ __ ]. that it was damp. tiffany lanes is now closed down. so. made me a little sad to hear that great. memory but i know exactly the place.

you're talking about. and unfortunately with the pandemic that. closed it down so. anyway love the show. thank you brother thanks for that update. dang. you know things change and i i have. tough time dealing with that. i can't believe they closed it now we. need to go put a cross up or something. behind there. where i caught that. first 710 split baby where i picked up.

that spare baby you know what i'm. talking about. getting cooter baby you heard me. but thank you brother thanks for sharing. that is. everything changes bro everything turns. into a [ __ ] lens crafters or. something you know. [ __ ] just hurts a little or a damn qs. diagnostics. dang it. what else i know we're kind of call. heavy here but uh. i want to hear what's going on with you.

um. [Music]. what else can we get into. yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry if this is call. heavy i'm not sorry about it um. but yeah it's just been a few weeks. since we've had a solo episode you know. and um. some of that's been because i'm just. so. you know. since i hadn't really been feeling like. myself you guys know that.

and um. the hard part. sometimes with podcasting is putting. yourself out there when you don't feel. great. you know you want to put at least the. most. um. not the most comfortable you out there. but you want to at least be able to. you know get through the episodes. without feeling a lot of stress and. you know for a long time that was hard. for me i mean for two years it was tough. and i'm not i'm not crying about it.

um. but i've been feeling better but i'm. just trying to you know. just trying to take it easy and um. and yeah. and i miss the solo episodes because i. miss i feel like this is where i get to. connect with people and hear what's. going on um. so maybe we're a little call heavy today. and uh. that's just how we're gonna be. um. [Music]. i'm excited i'm going down to austin.

uh for the coming week. so i'm looking forward to that. uh what else is going on in my life my. sister we just got her into a new house. and um. you know that makes me. so happy. you know she has two little girls and. just to know that you know they'd had a. tree fell in their trailer and that. [ __ ] has been in there for eight months. and not not my sister that tree i mean. they're both [ __ ] but you know.

they're but then they were both in there. uh. but uh just knowing that her and her. girls have a. roof over their head you know and a. washer dryer and just. you know. man. that makes me feel good. um. [Music]. my brother moved out to utah recently. and so i've been thinking a lot about. him and what his life is like and. you know. just what it's like to be in a new place.

and. the challenges he probably feels and. stuff like that. um. [Music]. you know we had another family member we. tried an intervention on recently and uh. and that was just our choice. and. so i've been thinking a lot about them. and um. um. what else has been happening with me.

uh. oh. um i'm gonna do a friend of mine asked. me to be in his movie so i'm gonna do. that next month it's about uh a sober. living. and it should be exciting. um. so it's not a huge time commitment and. it's like a new thing i didn't want to. do it. uh. but i'm trying to do contrary actions. and do things i don't want to do. because sometimes i get so set in my.

comfort zone like oh i wa you know i'm. doing this i'm doing them. and and my life just going a certain way. and. and i want my life to be different but i. keep doing the same things. and so i'm like if i want to have. different feelings and stuff and. different experiences i have to do them. um. and sometimes i don't like doing new. stuff i don't. really want to try it i you know. sometimes that stuff scares me you know. i like to be.

in control. i like to know the outcome of things i. like to you know somebody will invite me. to a movie and they'll take them they. want to see me like what's it what's it. going to be like i'll text stuff back. like that what's it what what the [ __ ]. is it gonna be like like a [ __ ] movie. you know. and i'm like who's who's gonna be there. and they're like who the [ __ ] is [ __ ]. dark. it's dark in there. and people's [ __ ] hiding and eating. damn jujubes dog. who gives a [ __ ].

you know but it's like i want to know. everything. i find that a lot for myself i've always. i want to know how everything's going to. go. so i can be okay. because if i know how everything's you. know there's not going to be any real. surprise then i can do you know. i'm in control it gives me some sense of. control. but what it takes away from me it takes. possibility.

and you can't really have a lot of fun. if you don't have a lot of possibility. you know that's where fun happens. that's where something new happens it's. you know. and i think i used to be more relaxed. and more open about that but when my. life got real busy i got real scared.

you know and and i just i was like i. just. i don't know i got real scared and i. didn't know how to con and the only. thing i knew how to do was i just i need. to. tighten down on control i got to control. everything. um. [Music]. anyway i don't even know what i was. talking about but. yeah that's just been what's been going. on with me so i've been trying to be. braver and try new things. um. and do things that could be different.

and the funny thing is once i even. agreed to do my buddies project uh i. felt suddenly more excited. um. it started to turn and fear from fear. and like what's it gonna be like and. to like hopefulness like oh this could. be fun i'm going to get to meet some new. folks i'm going to get to be around some. fun people. bobby lee's going to be on there so i'm. going to get to be around him you know. it's like. things like that.

um what else oh i've been writing a. movie script me and david spade wrote a. movie script together. so. [Music]. that's probably. a dream come true. even if it never even gets made man we. we worked hard. you know we worked hard. and my buddy adam e get on there helping. out and. and we worked really hard and this you. know.

i don't know that's. so. uh. that's just stuff that's been going on. with me i guess i'm not trying to brag. but i'm i'm trying to share things that. are making me. uh feel excited and. um. yeah. that's what's going on let's get into. another call here. this was a video call too we get to see. this person this would be neat. theo what it do bro my name is kate i'm.

from louisiana. i've always appreciated the homage that. you give to the place that you came from. the homage that you always give to. louisiana i think it's really important. that we remember where we come from so. we know where we're going that's. something that was instilled in me as a. young kid and i carry it to this day and. i'll hand it down to those who come. after me someday. um amen. yeah thank you for calling you sound. like you got a little bit of that ville. plaid in you baby. stuck in your throat there donna you got.

a little bit of boo boo booyah bass in. you. you know you got that remoulade over. there in your windpipe baby you know. what i'm talking about you sound like. you from the lafayette area i'm guessing. boo onward and in that same vein. my question to you theo. is. do you feel a connection to your. ancestors and if you do. how does that connection show for you in. your life. how. how how do your ancestors manifest in. you theovonne in the year 2022.

um. well that's really uh that's that's. interesting um. you know. you know my father my father was a dang. ancestor i mean he was born in 1910 and. you know he passed away when i was 16. and. um. and my folks separated when i was seven. and so.

sometimes. i still feel my father around so now. i'll feel my heartbeat. and sometimes i'll even put those. those. ear listeners on i got a stethoscope i. think it's called i don't know what it. is. from a doctor's office. and i'll listen to my heart and. uh. because it's really that's my father's. beat that's my grandfather's beat like.

like a heartbeat is like. you know your parents made made that. it's from their heartbeats made your. heart beat. so it's really crazy that like. this sound of this heartbeat started. way back when and it's. it's still you know. it's in me this is this isn't my sound. it's my heart. but this was created.

long this sound has kept going. it's been remixed by people doing sex. and making a new person. but this heartbeat this is. i mean this is my [ __ ] you know. this is the same [ __ ] beat that went. through my father. and my grandfather and. on up. i had a tough time with my own family. growing up and we were not very close. and. there wasn't a ton of education about.

the grandparents and the family history. there wasn't a ton of it um. and i think that some of that. uh. you know i always wanted to be different. i i wanted to do my own thing. um. [Music]. so i think as i get over more of that. like resentment. i notice my own family connections. growing stronger these days.

um. that uh i hope to have a. a greater. knowledge of. and not only a knowledge of but uh care. for. and i care to explore where i'm from. and what's inside of me what i'm made up. of. um. but yeah i think there's sometimes you. know sometime i'll see a little rabbit.

go by or something and i'll feel a. little that native american kind of. tingling me. you know. um. yeah i mean i feel a connection to. louisiana i feel a connection to. covington where i'm from and that just. the you know i realize that. i love to tell the stories about my. youth and. and stories are important because that's. how we learn a lot of things. um. you know that's how you ins and instill.

a lot of like uh the past into people. um. so yeah it's interesting i i don't i. feel a connection. but. i i would like to have more. you know i would like to have more. um. but for now i think i'm just working on. the gratitude. that i didn't get. here.

alone. you know that i didn't do. or create me by myself. you know i think i've had resentments in. some of that space and so i gotta uh i'm. still working through some of that stuff. and. and that's okay. you know but i think that's an. interesting question. and i think it's important. you know i think it is really important. um because. if you tell your kid who is grandfather.

and you introdu this is who he is and. this is what he did and this is who your. great-grandfather was and this your. great-grandmother and this is what she. did. you know that's because then they have a. history they have a meaning there's a. purpose. oh i'm a part of a chain i'm part of. something. you know. [Music]. i think that that stuff used to be huge. probably like in a lot of native uh. cultures and in other societies it might. be really big and in some other families.

in our family it was not. there was not a lot of uh. sharing stories. of uh the past. you know um. and i think my father had some. i mean he grew up in a village you know. he said that there were. people eating dirt in his village that. people starved. um. but i. we were kind of ships passing in the. night. in our ages and our ability to connect. so.

um. yeah i don't know that's a really. interesting question though. but i do think it's important because. then a kid doesn't feel like he's just. here. you know if he knows where he's from if. he knows his lineage if he knows who was. before him and what they believed and. what they were. um. i think that's really valuable stuff. uh i don't have a lot of that stuff in. me um but.

i hope to gain more and i hope to if i. have a family of my own. uh. to have more information to pass on. you know i think i really hope that so. thank you for that call all right uh i. wanna um. yeah. i wanna thank you guys we got one more. call i'm gonna hit but uh i wanna just. wanna thank you guys just for uh. for tuning in. and for being a part of my life. and um and letting me be a part of your.

life. you know um. that's cool. i think it's cool. and uh. and yeah i just want to let you know. that that uh yeah it means something to. me. and. you know one thing that i have that i. think about a lot is that this. this show and this group is important to. me. and um. yeah i just i. i don't know i want to be able to make. the most out of it and um.

that's always a goal of mine. and that's something that even comes. back to me more uh the better i feel you. know it's like man if i'm feeling good. then i can really be a part of this. and uh. that's nice man so that's been a real. blessing. um let's check this one more we have one. more little uh deal he came in from a. young lady right here. so i can't help but die laughing every. time you bust out with uh i'm upstairs. i'm upstairs.

you know that boo boo. i grew up in a two-story house and that. was a totally. valid excuse to not have to do something. you just yell i'm upstairs. so i started telling my seven-year-old. this we don't have any stairs in our. house but every time he wants me to do. something and i don't feel like doing it. for him i started yelling i'm upstairs. so now. this is what we do. hey jacoby. what. can you bring me my water bottle no i'm.

upstairs. jacoby please bring me my water bottle. i'm upstairs. yeah baby. yeah you are jacoby dang huh. jacoby and you know booboo got with a. freaking. she got with her brother baby if you got. a jacobi running around that's beautiful. boo gang. i love it. i'm upstairs. best excuse in the book. no stairs basement only no problem i'm.

upstairs. i love it thank you for that thank you. for that call and uh i hope jacoby's. doing well you give him a hug from us. and look. that's where i'm gonna try to stay i'm. going to try to stay upstairs man that's. all we're doing here we're just trying. to stay upstairs aren't we. i think that's it. you know things are going to get risky. you know things are just trying to stay. above it.

you know or beside it or just you know. just try not to get stuck in the sludge. and try to take care of ourselves and. take care of one another too. i think that's good. um. but you guys be good to yourselves out. there huh. i know you can i know it's not easy. oh. but yeah take care of yourself it's. important. you know that we've created this society. that. there it feels like so much pressure.

you know it feels like we don't even. exist sometimes anymore. um. [Music]. but i i don't know if i don't know if. that's real or if that's just. a side effect of something we've created. um. [Music]. i think the truth is. uh. that we are important. and that we do matter. and that. there is purpose.

to us. i think we just got to refined our. footing a little. um. you know and i don't know exactly how we. do that. but i know that we can. and i know that we will. and in the meantime. just take it easy. you know. and be good to yourself. i know you can. and if you need me.

i'll be upstairs. and if you're not up there then. come up. jacoby get my water bottle. i'm gonna come. [Music]. um.

[Music]. well i just broke up with my baby. [Music]. well i just moved up to lucky street. when the mayor came and said to me.

[Music]. well good things keep on coming. [Music].