Teenage Easter | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #382

oh yeah. just got back baby just got back off the. road. and um. just i'm gonna go out to eat in a little. while. and so i'm trying i was trying to get me. a little tight a little uh tied over you. know snack. a little. i had me about nine almonds. and um. and it had me two yogurts. i'm gonna be honest with you. um.

you know there's a time in my life where. i uh. uh you know. i probably wouldn't have told anybody. that i had yoga right especially a man i. wouldn't say hey man i just had him. just had some yogurts. you know what a lot i i had a lot and. not a. i'd have said yeah i just had some more. you know. some ice cream or something or some you. know real warm ice cream. um. but i like yogurt man i like it but then. there's that. i mean the thing it feels like you.

shouldn't be eating it. and i'm not sure if i've spoken about. this before but it just feels like you. just shouldn't be having it doesn't it. it feels like you shouldn't be having it. um. it just feels a little uh. is it maybe it's just in my head it. tastes like a i mean look i'm a per you. know i got a little bit of you know i. got about probably seven percent pervert. in me so when they crack me open. everybody's gonna be a little pervert. jumps out and run you know.

runs across the morgan you know. up under the lockers or whatever. but um. but yeah so i you know i don't i. but there's something about it's just. there's something about having a yogurt. that just feels it's like. i feel like there's the part of me. that's that's it. that's really uh i don't know it just. seems like it's almost a little it. seemed a little young or something i. don't know if that makes any sense to. anybody and i may be insane.

but um. what's going on guys um. just got back off the road. i'm gonna talk about that um. [Music]. went to dinner the other night. went to like a fancy place you know just. kind of faint just. just i mean just damn look like we're on. the titanic you know i was just waiting. for the whole restaurant to just fill up. with water. that's how nice i mean people just. good day you know.

you know people just being you know. friendly nobody yelling the n-word. nobody doing nothing just a good place. you know. and um. and. and we went and we were sitting by i was. sitting i guess by this couple and i. think it was like a first date or. something or maybe second date and this. lady had these bangers baby. she had these damn front honeys on her. baby i mean like a couple of damn. freaking milk bears.

and they were just getting ready for. spring you could see them just kind of. um she had kind of a revealing kind of. top on. and you could see these big white damn. just a couple moby dicks you know what. i'm saying. and she had on like a lot of powder kind. of different powder you know maybe body. powder or something. and she probably put about probably a. half ounce up between them um. you know between them between them uh. them premier bunnies baby.

between them that you know. them hammer time front yams baby she'd. really she put a lot of powder so. anyway some guy this guy she's on a date. with is making her laugh he's telling. her jokes. and they were the worst jokes right. they were like just uh what was one. it was like what's um. oh what's the tallest building in the. world. and. it was like oh it's a. it's a library because it has so many.

stories that's what he would say and she. would just die laughing right and i was. like kind of jealous she was having such. a good time. but when she would laugh then. her chest would kind of juggle and just. that powder would just i mean. just buffing up just. just muffling just mufflering up out of. them um. out of them big nodules baby you know. what i'm saying out of them big uh out.

of them big yogurt wagons dude just that. powder was just. like a um. it was like it was like her tits were. vaping or something. you know it was like her it's like her. breasts were like hitting a thing of. blue ice or whatever. i mean it was j and it was and so then. it would kind of stop and then he would. tell another one. and it was i mean just like it was. like aaron brockovich was going to show. up or something you know it just had. that. it was you almost wanted to call the.

city i mean it just got real smokey over. there um. but. yeah that was something that happened at. dinner we went with this one gal she had. curled her hair so tight i mean you ever. have somebody they curl her hair just so. tight. i mean just tight tight. she couldn't even get her eyes and i saw. every now and then just kind of getting. some water out of glass and rubbing it. on her eyes because she had just. tightened that hair she locked it. she's so locked open. you know i almost wanted to just undo a.

couple of the curls so she could uh. you know get half a blink in baby she. was real tightened. up um. but. anyway i was grateful to be eating and. uh. i um. i wasn't even gonna do an episode but i. i really i decided. uh that i wanted to be here with you. guys. i wanted to be here with you i. um. i wanted to be here with you.

you know i want to thank everybody who. who ventured out this week. uh it was. we we had a couple of different shows we. started and did a small one-nighter over. in lexington. and then we hopped over to um. where was it then we hopped over to. lafayette indiana. and we actually had a call that came in. right here from a lafayette uh visitor. to the show here we go. hey theo my name is devin and i've been.

a fan for years listening podcasts for a. while. what's up devon. and thank you for making the call devin. is a famous english name devin. hello devin. oh it's devin he's come. he's come looking for his dad. let's hear more brother. me and my buddies just saw your show in. lafayette indiana last night we drove. four hours in the snow to get there and. man it was hilarious and uh you know. last year.

really bad year for me i you know had a. girl rip my heart out my chest and i. suffered from a motorcycle accident and. i just want to thank you for the part. that you played and get me back on track. because i'm doing real well now and it. was just really nice to see you last. night. you know it was everything i thought. would be is [ __ ] hilarious dude so uh. you know gang gang thank you thank you. gang baby thanks for the call devin and. thanks for coming out there yeah it got. ah. i mean mother nature you know she. started serving that eight ball it got.

real. it got icy out there. and it was right the bus was heading in. we parked in the back and it was just. the snow started building up it was. coming down it was. i mean [ __ ] it was damn romantic almost. you know made you wanna. made you want to touch your own penis. almost. glad you came out. i'm glad you guys came out and uh they i. think somebody i hope everybody made it. because they had a couple empty seats. and i thought this somebody.

cause it was inclined uh it was. inclement weather. it was inclement weather man. it was uh. you know it's the kind of something you. send your spouse to the store you know. if you want you don't want them. you know hey judy why don't you go. get me some of that uh prune juice. and next thing you know dang judy you. know. she goes she you know. that embankment gang maybe you know what. i'm talking about ripbc baby.

yeah it was just an inclement weather. man so it was it was quite a time man we. you know it was a great. week of shows overall um. somewhere when we got to chicago it got. real fired up man that's when that that. crowd was electric. uh i thought the crowds at. at lafayette and at rockford which was. the next night. um. they were just it was just a little bit. more of a sedate vibe.

honestly it just felt a little more. sedate in there. but a lot of great folks. everybody i met was great a couple nice. gifts i got. somebody brought me this into the wild. book. um. this is john krakauer cracker. got that hitter right here baby. that little lit hitter. from nicole gave me this another man. gave me an elon musk book. somebody oh this was the roughest bruh.

so somebody sent me a um. somebody sent me flowers and a chocolate. you know. and i got backstage and the shower was. cold that was oh that was another thing. in. uh. in. lafayette which is where purdue indiana. is. the boilermakers engineering town and. these batches. don't even have a damn water uh heater. and it was cold in that dude i had a.

shower it was so. cold bro i could hear dude i could feel. my i could. it felt like that movie ice age was. playing in my ass bruh. on six screens dude it felt like oh man. it felt like a damn woolly mammoth was. running around in my door. you know what i'm saying bro it was just. it was. there was no hot water in the thing so i.

got in that shower bro and that almost. killed me man. that almost shook me down baby. that almost didn't get out that shower. almost didn't get out that shower boy. but anyway somebody sent the chocolates. there's a note on top and said i can't. wait for you to meet my son your son i. can't wait for you to meet your son. and i'm first i'm looking at your son. and i thought so you know. i thought your son was like a asian name. you know i did.

so like. who's your son. you know i didn't know if it was like a. japanese guy or whatever so i'm just. thinking who's your son. i can't wait for you to meet yourself. and then um. i'm like oh my god your son. then my head goes oh my god. because this has always been a fear of. mine. you know i've had my penis in nuts a. long time and. and i've always suspected that this.

could be. a reality. somebody drops off that tall bambino you. know they put him in a basket he's 14. but he's just in a basket on your. doorstep. you know it's that teenage easter all of. a sudden for you right there. uh and here was the crazy part then i. look over my tour manager standing there. tim. uh bizzle he's standing over there and. he's dying he's dying bro cause he saw. the look on my face i was like holy [ __ ]. somebody brought their.

somebody brought my son. and um. and this was the wild part then i went. through like oh my god thank god. then i had a moment where i was like oh. damn bro. i wanted to meet my son dude. part of me was boom that i didn't get to. meet this son you know this alleged you. know possible son so that was uh that. was pretty that was that was quite a. moment and then somebody brought this. little baby dragon head or something.

and they approached the stage with it in. chicago and that was a little. that was a little strange just looks. like a damn senior citizen like the last. look like before they take that last. bite of like a uh. maybe a little cake or something. if you got a grandfather. or something like that. let's look like maybe a. like a skunk got poisoned or something. but anyway some nice gifts thank you. guys who brought things um. what's going on man uh oh the news i see.

this. they had a lawsuit against dennis. perkins in the livingston parish school. system alleges cynthia perkins. uh. they supplied semen. into cupcakes. and damn that makes you. i mean that you just. oh. that's like damn weiner fentanyl if. that's in a if that's in a baked good. that's you know. you just don't want that in there baby.

you know and it's just. i guess that's where we're at is this i. mean it's. maybe people are starving i don't know. what's going on. you know i read grapes of wrath and uh. and at the certain point things get so. bad they're breastfeeding each other. but i can't imagine even in livingston. paris louisiana. um. they put it in pastries it says here and.

energy drinks damn well look. the energy you could argue the energy. drink part but you can't i mean damn. you can't put a little you know. you can't put more. you can't put more. you can't. you can't be doing that. you can't be you can't be doing that on. the eclair bro you can't put more doodle. in a snicker bruh you know what i'm. saying dude um what else i'm not gonna.

make this a real long episode today um. i'm gonna keep it pretty chill i'm. feeling a little under the weather i got. kind of sick actually in lafayette i got. that day i started having me a fever and. so i wasn't feeling real well and um. and here's another call actually that. came in from there let's go. what's up theo uh this is tyler from. dayton ohio. what's up tyler from dayton. and i spent time over there on in dayton. one time i was on a balcony man and i. was wishing this girl would uh.

i was wishing this girl would make out. with me and she didn't want to. and that was it nothing and i just was. wishing and she. she wasn't wishing and that's. but they also got that at that flight. museum over there i remember. if you like flying or you want to get. into the sky somehow and you don't know. how. they can help you baby dayton. those [ __ ] want to be in the air bro. you see somebody on the ground in dayton. bro that's a little [ __ ]. let's go more dawg thank you for calling. i'm just driving home from your your.

show in lafayette. uh. i just i just want to say thanks man it. is such a great time my first time. seeing you first time. at any comedy show uh. like i said i just want to say thanks. man for. being so vulnerable you know on the. podcast. and. helping everyone that you help you know. through their daily struggles i mean. you helped me just my day-to-day life i. mean. when i want to feel something. i just turn you on man it's uh.

i'm so thankful that i started listening. to you. and i was finally able to come see you. uh. just want to say thanks man on behalf of. all your fans we love you. uh just wish you the best man. gang baby thank you. thank you brother um. yeah i love you guys too. you know i love you guys too. yeah it's been a long you know it's been. a. i don't know what it's been this is just.

my life. and uh. and. yeah i'm just doing my best and i know. you guys are doing your best and so. yeah i'm just grateful that we kind of. have we have this space where we kind of. get to meet and when that's when i see. at shows i know i see that. there's a lot of people that are just. similar to me. um. they don't always know. what's going on. uh. and they just want everything to be okay.

um and i i always get told that we have. the nicest crowds that show up i get. told every time. people say this is the nicest crowd. um. but yeah man i'm just doing my best man. and i appreciate you being uh. you know you're probably similar to me. that's one thing that people say. sometimes do you you know you like. meeting people at the show stuff i said. well most of these people are people.

that i probably they they know so much. about me and we share so much callers. share so much. that. we've kind of. we probably would get along we'd talk. anyway if we just saw each other in. regular life so. uh. pretty cool man just happy to be a part. of this group and uh and thanks for the. call brother and thanks for coming out. baby. and thanks for coming out dude and lay. off them s cakes baby you know what i'm. saying dude dang. i can't believe them them teachers.

serving them things. dude if you get a s plus on the if the. teacher gives you a s plus. that's a. that's an illegal grade baby that's. semen. damn a semen bro what are they doing. you gotta what you gotta go to hit you. know. ask a neighbor for something if you need. uh you know sometimes i know you don't. have a certain product but ask a. neighbor. you don't look inside of your body to uh. to complete a recipe for children.

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heard of anything like that what is that. in your culture what do they say about. that um i don't know i haven't heard. anything of that. all right. and have you ever and uh and yeah. i mean. i know you have a storied history with. seeming yourself and not even. you know never getting it out of your. own body. you know which is um. we've discussed it before right and do. you. have you ever seen semen is that okay to. ask you i have not.

dang boy. dang. that's i mean there's just i feel like. there's a lot of it out there. but i'm proud of you man. thanks i'm proud of you man um. what's happening how are you uh i've. been well yeah you've been dating what's. going on give me the update i wanted to. know the uh. the ins and outs the ins and outs of it. yeah i mean um. there was this girl that i met over. facebook um okay and we.

just started hanging out. and what does that mean you're hanging. out you guys are walking around you guys. are looking at stuff where was the first. date you took her. i took her to a music show oh okay. and did she like music were you guessing. that she liked music or had she done. something had she. had you seen her maybe do a get you know. you know. do like this with her fingers or do like. this or something had she given any clue. to that. no the only thing i saw that she loved. country music okay.

and you could tell that how do you know. it i saw it on facebook oh. nice little recon huh. and when you saw her for the first time. uh did you meet her at the place. no i met her at a coffee shop okay you. met her at the coffee shop oh you met. her for the first time ever at a coffee. shop after seeing her online right and. did you meet her outside or inside. inside nice nice nice nice more chill. move yeah good and so what happened did. it had it had it escalated or how how. did it go.

yeah i mean we at least what i thought. we were going on a couple of dates oh. okay. okay and what was it about it that you. that you liked or like if you had a name. if you had to name two things about her. that you like just one word. she's just uh just one more just one. word. she's cute. that's good. that's good and tall show me how tall. with your hand if you can.

i mean she's probably. five seven oh that's nice boy. that's nice you need that at least i've. almost you got to have a decent amount. of woman you know. you want enough. you want enough because sometimes unless. the smaller ones they got more fire in. them. because the longer they get sometimes. they've run out of fire you meet a girl. six five and she barely. you know can't could barely keep her. eyes open because the gas can't get to. get up that high. um. and what happened did you uh.

did you guys did it escalate into a. you know where did you guys ever make. out or any. uh no almost okay and what have you. so yeah so we were at a karaoke bar okay. nice and did you sing anything i did. okay good. good. look at you man did you pick out the. song no she did okay. wow that's good. that's good. and then what happened.

um we sat next to each other um her head. was on my shoulder at one point. which shoulder my right shoulder oh yeah. and are you right-handed or left-handed. right-handed. um. okay would you rather she was on your. left shoulder you're okay with that i. was okay with it oh yeah. oh yeah. and then what happened did you have. because that's kind of when you move the. mouth down there and you kind of take a. chance right i should have oh were you. feeling it in your body at all did you. what were you feeling in your body i was. just feeling excitement okay nervousness.

okay and when you're feeling erect or. anything like that or you're feeling. calm feeling calm okay. wow that's great. oh man and then what happened. then we left and i took her home. and did you did you try to advance it at. some point did you say you know did you. let her know what was going on like with. you or how did you know it because it. sounds like it's over now yeah so i i. told her a couple weeks later um. sat her down was like hey can we talk.

and i just told her were you nervous i. was what were you feeling like i was man. i was so nervous she said give me four. words. happy. nervous. oh yeah. i can only come up with two oh yeah. that's hard and then that means a lot. was probably going on because yeah if. you can only come up with two words dude. and you had all those things going. inside of you.

were you scared yeah okay scared. oh terrified damn so you were really. dealing with it all right so you sat her. down where inside um just in my car. oh yeah boy. and did you park or were you driving. park oh dude i like to keep driving if. things are going to be serious because. at least something's happening. but once you stop you're like. things feel real heavy right. um. or at least uh put on the wipers i do. something to create like some type of a.

movement. but uh and what did you say to her. um i told her i i was like you know that. one song you know i really like you by. carly rae jepsen. she was like yeah so i said. cool well yeah that i i really like you. oh you just dropped it on her huh mm-hmm. and then what did you close your eyes. after that. no i kept them open oh that's brave as. [ __ ] i wanted to see your reaction oh. the gayest thing you can do dude and not. even like in a homoerotic way is just.

say. something real and then just close your. eyes bruh oh that's unbelievable. that's freaking. serves whoever does that dude serving. one of them s cakes baby you know what. i'm talking about. um but um. no she basically said it was bad timing. bad timing why what uh. oh and you were still sitting in the car. yeah oh. oh. must have hurt did it yeah [ __ ] and were.

you at her house you sell the driver. somewhere after no i was at her. apartment oh that's good so then it's. like she can leave and it's done right. but why would she say she it was too bad. timing. i mean just her family was visiting her. she had some friends from home and. visiting her um. stuff happened with her car stuff. happened with her car like what she had. car problems. how does car pro i mean. gosh. how does car problems. i never heard something you know.

like you know. my blinker doesn't work or whatever so i. can't date you or whatever like that's. i don't that sounds crazy to me you know. yeah i like like i need like you know my. rotors are bad or whatever so i can't. fall in love or something like that. what did she what else did she say about. it. um i mean she just said that her car got. broken into. um which i mean that's crime that has. nothing to do with y'all's feelings i. don't feel like right.

that's why i was really confused. and what else because you said car. problems. um she. she was at a church and her. wheel got stolen. jesus christ jesus take the wheel baby. damn that's just insane. look brother if you're getting stolen. from that church bro you bad luck that. lady sounded like witchcraft bro if they. if people stealing from you.

you out there your shit's parked in the. lord's yard and somebody's out there. jacking your wheels baby. damn son that's. look that's that that's. you know that's. if that's what's happening man it sounds. like then maybe it was for the best dude. because that's crazy i'm having car. problems so i can't date like. but i guess. if your wheel gets stolen i guess it is. hard to date somebody huh. i guess apparently damn man.

well i'm sorry dude i would buy i'd. honestly put a wheel on her car bro if. she'd go out with you right. so where are you back at now does ground. zero yep but still no masturbation huh. right unbelievable. dang big dog. you saving that thing boy my god. i know some political men that would. smell you nuts for probably a couple. thousand baby damn. well um good to see you feel healthy.

i do yeah yeah you still growing i am oh. that's great man god you got a lot going. on then. you got a lot going on riley mal thank. you so much for being here and telling. us what's going on man thanks for having. me on. yep you bet dude um. what else is going on uh. let me see we had a couple more calls. that came in oh we got to chicago and. that was uh man. it was all awesome i mean it's all.

touring is awesome you know it's like. you go when you get to see all these. people you see some of them in the. street you see some and it just like. like in lafayette i went down to the. ymca and got me a workout in right. before the show. so i'm running down the street some kid. work at a candy shop he comes running. out he's like. you won't you want some of these. caramels mother. and it was just you know just beautiful. you know it's just damn beautiful man so.

just [ __ ] like that you know um. i'm trying to think what else happened. that was oh. oh in chicago we get there. and. there's a dude outside dressed as. captain america. and he was he stayed outside of the bus. for about two hours. and he stood out there and um. and he had a uh. his he had a sign. and i'll put this picture in the. youtubes so you can see. he had a sign on him and said something.

uh i just saved the world but i can't. afford tickets to your show. which is crazy because there were 40. tickets available. so. that that's bizarre but uh but hey but. maybe that was a lot you know a ton for. him and so anyway we set him up with. some tickets and. um. yeah. and i mean he didn't even have mittens. on. and it was cold it was cold it was in an. alley in chicago. so that was pretty uh.

i mean it's just crazy when captain. america is coming out to the show or. even just a third stringer. you know when they're coming out and. showing love man it was beautiful. um. what else happened. what else happened i. i gotta have my tour manager tim on soon. he he he is almost the memory. he acts as the memory um. we had yeah chance willie maddie smith. we're on the shows opening up tall alex.

oh. and we got to chicago this was crazy we. got to chicago. and. it was just. i mean it's the biggest show i've ever. done. you know is. i think 35 something 35 something. hundred. and man it just. it was magical. even just walking in that place.

and there was just so much love and. i wish i could have done a meet and. greet or or jumped outside there's just. it was cold and there's people rape i. mean people running to their cars. chicago's accountable you're walking on. the street somebody falls [ __ ] damn bro. you keep going i see people keep going. leave their fathers stuck in a crack. you it's just the weather is right there. jack frost is. i mean he's nipping at your nose dude.

and he's wiggling at your ass bruh. you know i'm saying he's about to serve. an s cake bruh you know what i'm talking. about. he's about to serve one of them uh. tangent that one of those livingston. parish nut desserts baby you know what. i'm saying. that's semen cake baby that energy. damn what are they doing. i mean this kind of stuff has to stop. man. when i was young you jerked off and you. did it for you know. mostly for yourself only.

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theo they work. they really work. um. what else. [Applause]. what else do we have. that happened i mean yeah it was just so. magical i wish i was feeling better i've. had a fever for about four days and so. my everything just feels kind of. i think that weather got me. um. but i'm trying to think of some other. stuff that. we were on the bus i mean the bus is. just you're just kind of.

you know it's tight confines on there. and you breathe in a lot of the same air. so you can't get a lot of new ideas. because your air has the same it's. coming to your body and going out. so you basically just huffing the same. [ __ ] that's been in your brain. because. i mean you know. if you if you. have some an idea in your body in your. head and you breathe out it's part of. it's in the air you breathe it back in. then you just sitting there. you basically just.

you just hot hoes hitting your own. freaking uh. poor choices sometimes at some point. but i wanted to. i wanted to come and be here with you. guys um i wanted to take a couple of. calls. and see what was going on in you guys's. world as well. um. what do we got right here. hey theo it is jessica from california. and i'm not sure if ladies are allowed. to call in.

oh yeah ladies welcome. ladies welcome thank you i don't hear a. lot of that. uh anyhow i just want to say i'm really. taken by the last episode. the. uh episode you had solo. talking about ayahuasca and therapy and. all that. i went to peru myself into ayahuasca and. the way you articulated it was perfect. like giving your. like god giving the secrets away or. giving your heart a chance to talk was.

really beautiful and spot-on. thank you very much yeah it's like. you're it's like your heart gets a brain. in it um. it's like your soul gets to fart kind of. uh. it's it. it's unbelievable i just got back from. another experience with it and i'm going. to talk about that a lot i'm not really. ready to yet i don't think or i just i. don't want to talk about it in our when. i feel like i'm on kind of a um. when i'm. i just want to feel a little more.

settled this week has been just a ride. and last weekend is when i did the. ayahuasca uh the second time so this has. been just a and then i went right into. the touring so just been a wild week. let's hear more. and uh reminded me how much i need to. get back to it because i don't think. it's just a one-shot deal. and just thank you for your. vulnerability because you show a good. example. to men on how to be vulnerable i know. you probably don't think that way with. what you're struggling with but.

it is good to have an example. to the masculine about how it looks and. what it looks like to be in touch with. yourself and. not to be scared of that so. you're doing great and. i thank you for your vulnerability and. you'll see around los angeles i live in. physio it doesn't matter okay um we'll. thank you again all right shooter shoot. baby. uh i love you young lady thank you for. the call. um.

yeah you know i i don't really have any. other choice i don't think but to be. where i'm at in my life um. [Music]. and it is hard sometimes i feel you know. uh. sometimes i feel like a little [ __ ]. honestly in some ways i know that's just. a term right. but i didn't i need you know i think. part of me i grew a little i grew a. little [ __ ] in me because i didn't have. that motherly love i needed so part of. me probably sprouted a [ __ ] inside of. me.

because i needed that it's amazing what. you will create what your. what you will create inside of yourself. when you need it. so. um. but anyway thanks for the words yeah i'm. just i don't know i'm just trying to be. alive and. uh. and yeah i just i don't know. uh the ayahuasca experience has been. it's been really amazing i don't know if. it's.

i don't know i have a lot of thoughts on. it i'll i'll i'll i'll get into it at a. different time maybe next week um. when it just hasn't been such a jump. just uh. it just hasn't been such a time this has. been a long. little stretch i feel rattled right now. kind of all over the place um i'm trying. to make it down to uh mardi gras. to spend some time with my family in. louisiana. you know i miss uh.

i miss. my hometown some and i miss my family. some um. and yeah i don't know i really just. i don't know i miss being around people. that i know really care about me and who. i care about. um. so i'm gonna go. i hope to spend some time doing a little. bit of that this week. so. what else what else do we have um. do you have any regrets about the lady.

raleigh. i don't. uh did you uh do you feel like. she was into you do you feel like what. do you feel like. yeah um i felt like she was into me um. did you do something that sent her away. do you feel like there was a false move. you made no i didn't. damn man i feel for you. i feel for you.

and do you feel like she had good. intentions with you oh definitely. okay. okay man. but you're out there you're looking for. love huh i am gosh you're right there on. the front lines aren't you. but you're not even yeah. damn and now what if you get her to a a. moment with a woman and she wants to be. sexual you know what i'm saying she. wants that livingston parish dessert. what you gonna do then. i don't know i don't think it'll ever.

get to that point what. you know it has to huh. i mean at some point you have to. you know you just why you just think. you're not gonna have that uh any luck. with ladies. i don't know i don't know. so far not yet um. but how old are you now 23 oh you got. time to kill then man. i think if by 30 you haven't. maybe gotten a.

you know at least. i mean what what are you allowed to do. sexually before you have to go to church. before you have to get married i mean. how can you have. any type of sexual interaction or just. actual sex you can't have. i think it's just actual sex you can't. have okay okay. so you can get a little feeling and a. little touchy touchy and do some heavy. hugging huh right okay. damn there you go. wow. bob man and you haven't even had a wet.

dream or anything like that huh right. now. i'm surprised dude i'm surprised satan. didn't just pry open that little tuna. can bruh. damn brother. i'm surprised dude i bet a damn strong. wind comes up your spine the right way. dude you'll start. oh you'll water the pants. um. yeah thank you guys a lot of great calls. came in about uh the i about ayahuasca. stuff and thoughts like that and i will.

get into it um. maybe next week i'm still kind of. sorting through some of my feelings. because you come out that thing and you. really a lot of your peel is gone so you. just you feeling just damn. you just heavy in the peach baby you. know. your peach is feeling real damp. so. um. would you ever try something like that. an exotic drug rally. um. i wouldn't really yeah god is your dope.

huh. man i love it my god boy i want to cut. your damn arm up and eat that [ __ ]. um. what else you have any other you want to. say goodbye riley anything um actually i. now that i think of it i don't think she. had good intentions. who's oh the date right oh wow what uh. what made you believe that. i just feel like she was using me for. all my connections. what what do you mean your what type of. connections for.

um for all of my bands her favorite. artists. oh. because you work in the audio and you. felt maybe she was using you right wow. any band in particular. uh. yeah shine down's one of them. look it's a. that's the world we live in riley and. that's the thing i don't know if i want. you out here with you uh you know. getting sprung out and hammering down on. these chickens bro because that's the. world we live in riley.

a woman will come over here. and she'll freaking you know she'll rub. that little genie lamp or some little. christian. just to get some damn shine down tickets. out of them you know. and that's the kind of [ __ ] that breaks. my heart. oh. man. how do you know how are you going to. know in the future raleigh if they're. good if they you know. i guess it doesn't matter you just keep. trying huh right damn.

that's it baby just throw your heart up. in the air and hit that [ __ ] with a bat. and then you just. you hope somebody catches it you know. you hope somebody catches it. and are you guys allowed to do. homosexuality in your church or not. i don't think so well. damn. riley mao guys. out here. getting taken advantage of.

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theo. um. yeah i'm excited to get to louisiana and. see my family i wanted to make this. episode because uh the same reason we do. you know we try to show up. so. um. you guys showed up for me this week. you guys show up for me every week. you know i don't think i tell you. sometimes enough how much you guys mean. to me and girls and just. uh. man i just feel.

i don't know i feel like we're doing. something. you know i don't know what it is. [Music]. but i feel like it's the right thing. baby gang gang you know. so. you guys be good to yourselves uh you. deserve it and i'm gonna try and do the. same um let's hit this one on the way. out. this is robert finley get it. while you can. [Music].

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you ever go to any of those church camps. raleigh mao. i have not wow you never have no.

you never went to a church camp or. nothing. nada you ever been you ever been at uh. because i just don't see how you haven't. seen somebody else masturbating. themselves you know i feel like a lot of. times that happens with young men you're. somewhere else you see somebody. masturbate themselves. never witnessed anything like that huh i. have not you ever had a brother you have. a brother i do and have you ever see. walked in on him on accident or. something or you know bumped into him. real hard and he came or something. uh no i don't think so wow.

wow y'all just have a different family. man uh. i feel like that's a lot of times a lot. of young men they learn it like that you. know they learn it like that you get. i'm sure there's probably if there's. anybody out there if you ever had a. brother you actually seen your brother. masturbate or something. you know and i'm not trying to be. you know nasty or whatever but i'm just. curious the effect it has on you can you. still. look at him the same as everything's. still okay between you uh.

and if you saw him do you tell him. you let him know that or is that a. private thing and. you know or if or if your brother saw. you how did you handle that. you know how do you handle that. hit the hotline with somebody that might. be interested in chatter and we can. learn from each other 985-664-9503. um. what do you think on that rally.

you heard the man. wrap it up.

[Music]. yeah i want to thank bizzle gibbons i. want to thank uh. isaac heckert. um. for the support this week colin ryan or. riley mao jimmy rector everybody who. helps make uh. this podcast and uh. and the tour work.

you guys be good to yourselves baby gang. love you. you.