Stepdaddy's Sandwich | This Past Weekend #92

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when it is that is a song called shine. and the band is called Bishop gun. Bishop gun and they are a new band and. you can check them out to other links to. their iTunes and that and and YouTube. and stuff but and they have that new. single out and I have a relationship to. this band when I was in college and out. of high school my my best friend.

actually had a his brother-in-law owned. a farm in up in Natchez Mississippi and. actually it was it was right along the. Mississippi River the farm was but the. family lived in Natchez our Natchez as. some people say it and Natchez is just. this dirty little sultry taffy box just. nestled in an elbow crook of the. Mississippi River up there and it's just.

got so many skeletons in his closet you. could [ __ ] smell the bone marrow from. 200 miles outside of town but it's uh I. would go up there in the summers and I. would stay with this family and and I. would work on their phone and I would do. farm stuff you know I'd move seed I'd. fertilize I'd chew tobacco I'd stand. around and think about the weather we.

would look you would shoot shoot it. snakes after lunch we would he eat. really big tomatoes what else would we. do my painted I [ __ ] ruined a bunch. of [ __ ] I broke a truck. I lost probably about $2,000 with the. tools into a huge. like kind of a huge little pond. yeah just did it all you know young work. and the man had a family and he had a. wife and three children and I got to.

know the family well over the years and. and the man died. my buddy died his name was Richard. Sharpe and he passed away he suffered. from addiction and I don't think I'm you. know letting ghosts out of his lamp I. think that's okay but he was a good. friend of mine and he was somebody that. I admired you know he was more of a. mentor in a way but but he had three. sons and one of them now has a band and. and he's the drummer in this band called.

Bishop Gunn and that is um that's their. single right there that just came out. and that song is called shine. and let myself all my shine. on it baby so so anyway if you want to. check that out you can but um but I'm. just so proud of the young fella and and. I know his father would be very proud of.

him as well and is wherever he is thank. you guys for being here with me man it. is it's Monday is April 30th and and. this is it we are here we are here again. and in the timeline of existence in the. year 2018 out here in the universe and. and I uh what if I've been doing minute. I um I went to to Maui I went to Maui. and got some of that sunshine dude I.

don't have you ever been to Hawaii or. Maui or any it is you know but first of. all everybody goes to bed at like 9:00. o'clock at night so you wake up at. [ __ ] 6:30 in the morning and you're. fresh like you were like it's like. you're a regular person I went to bed at. 9 o'clock at night two nights in a row. and I hadn't done that since since. probably junior high school when was the.

last time you went to bed at 9:00. o'clock no I go to bed at 1:00 o'clock. after masturbating and after laying. there in my own shame that is more my. pattern so to go to bed at night I mean. if anybody nobody's awake past 9:00. o'clock on the whole island like you. don't I mean unless they're burglars and. it's just burglars just talking other. burglars I guess outside because nobody. else natural regular humans non burglars.

or awake and man it's just relaxing it. was just relaxing man got to spend some. time over there you know with this. little gal you know I'm going to spend a. little bit of time here and there and. and what I'll do caught some sunshine. and do you get out in the ocean out. there and it's just that salty it's like. a big [ __ ] salty dog. looking at your whole body I mean it's. just the ocean is just a big just a big.

damp salty tongue just wandering around. up and all your crevices you know I'm. just washing you and [ __ ] just I mean. you get that salt water into your brain. and it just takes away all of the dirty. thoughts and all of the the dark arts. that have just been coagulating in your. sound holes when it gets you know when. that water gets in here ears and and you.

got the Sun man when you fit when the. Sun hits you there you can just feel the. Lord just touching your titties with his. with his UV arms and it is I mean it was. awesome if you have not been because I. always thought Hawaii man [ __ ] them you. know it's people out there you know. molesting fish and you know you know. eating you know fresh pineapple but. outside of that just molesting fish and. you know and hide and you know I'm. hiding in like a place that's like a.

fake Vietnam you know kind of like a. fancy Vietnam but without all the action. but the truth is you get over there. under that island or any of them I think. and but Maui is where I was and you just. oh man you you I just felt I felt. peaceful I felt peaceful and then go get. a coffee in the morning I ain't man I. had a piece of fish over there I had. some I don't know what it was tuna some.

tuna sashimi and sashimi that [ __ ] is. straight-up ninja style it's like a. ninja distrain up on a you know maybe a. fish was waiting at the bank or. something waiting in line and then the. ninja just came in and just yeah and. next thing you know you got nine little. just grams of sashimi and some people. you know it's just fresh cut little. chunks dude this fish was so fresh dude.

I mean they had you could see other fish. like we were sitting by this restaurant. you know looking out on the water there. other fish still looking for this fish. like he just left the group like he just. swam off and next thing he noticed chef. was out there on a cigarette break. snatch skin and then BAM sashimi and I. put a chunk in my jaw and then eat the. rest some people they get their sashimi. they have it piece at a time piece at a.

time piece at a time. piece at a time [ __ ] that bro I ain't no. worse dude when it come to putting down. fresh fish son man my hands I get going. fast on that [ __ ] you know I get out. there boy I got that carpal tunnel you. feel me. cuz I got that you know like I do that. no I you know I [ __ ] put you know I. feel that fish up and I put a chunk in. my jaw put two hits of that sashimi in.

my jaw and then I have the rest natural. face-first but man it was beautiful and. I never thought why you know you always. hear about awhile but I'm like oh. everybody likes her well you know it's. everybody everybody something everybody. does but man Maui is where it's at if. you want to go feel something and if you. want to wake up a refreshed. damn I felt like sashimi in the morning. I just felt refreshed and so that was a. beautiful thing that was awesome um what.

else is going on they had you know they. had this I saw this news thing where. they were making fun at the White House. dinner or whatever they're making fun of. the Sarah Huckabee Sanders you know the. correspondents lady and some of this. [ __ ] but like are we supposed to where. we are supposed to make fun of women. we're not supposed to make fun of women. like what's okay because I'm it's like.

Melissa just makes me mad. you know and I don't know if it makes me. mad it's like it's all just situational. based are we really trying to move. forward as a group of people you know I. look at that lady I don't I don't care. what political party she's with but I. look at the lady she seems you know you. know she's kind of a little bit of she. might be a little homely looking. but she you know I look at her and be. like I'm just happy you know I'm excited. for a woman has this job it's exciting.

right that's what I feel like I'm you. know as progressed you know feeling. progressively that's what I'm supposed. to think I'm supportive that you know a. woman is the face of politics or a face. of you know things people are talking. about or you know that's exciting right. but then you have other women Bosch it's. just what are we doing are we moving. forward it's just pick and choose it's. only move forward when you want to move. forward you know it's just like I don't.

know that [ __ ] just makes me upset. because I look at that lady and I say. look I'm happy for this lady you know. it's nice to see a regular looking lady. out there you know Sheena you know she. know she in an eleven she ain't a. Victoria's Secret model she more of like. a Victor loudmouth model you know but. she's still out there she's still being. brave and being you know getting in. front of reporters get in front of the. news and saying her piece and so I just.

don't understand sometimes it's like. you'll you know the media will gripe and. everything if if you point to you know. you say anything about some women but. other women it's totally okay I just. don't get it are we supporting women or. we're not supporting women are we. supporting people are not supporting. people it's only beautiful people that. you know that lady has to be an 11 or a. 10 for us to you know for the White. House Correspondents Dinner to be nice. to her. [ __ ] that you know I'm trying to be nice.

and I'm trying to be nice son you're. gonna sit here judge how people look but. then say don't judge how women look what. are we doing I'm sorry miss stuff just. makes me mad it just makes me mad. because it's not let's just be fair if. we finally make fun of her make fun of. them make fun of also um Barbara Bush. make fun of Michelle Obama make fun of. you know Chrissy tagging everybody but.

you're gonna go pick on a lady that's. not that attractive. just because you just made some nice. [ __ ] just makes you mad what do we. doing you know onward bro so I'm over it. now but sometimes I gotta voice some of. that stuff dude because this [ __ ] just. gets me crispy but I'm gonna try to. uncritically came in I'm gonna tell you. this right now for this episode I had a. call you know we do follow-ups on this. show where we'll have people reach out. about things that are going on and then.

you know a month later or two months. later we call a follow up with them and. just kind of you know check in and I did. a follow up with trick lung Mickey and. he you know he's a young man that has. cystic fibrosis and he you know he's. been on the transplant list for lungs. and I even thought I first thing I was. like let's get some lungs through the. show let's get him some lungs you know. I'll break him off a [ __ ] bag. you know I'll break him off a [ __ ].

you know one of these hot air sacks I'm. riding on but apparently somebody has to. die for you to get their lungs and it. has to be a match you can't donate lungs. to somebody or along so anyhow um you. know and long story short you know. Mickey I met up with him in Tacoma he. was gonna do some stand-up comedy but. then he got really sick and he's been in. ICU but anyway we're gonna do a. follow-up call with him a little bit. later on this episode and and so I was.

just gonna make that a follow-up call. that I was going to do today but that. ends up being a some of the episode. later man it because it was it was just. it was awesome it was an awesome. experience there's an awesome call and. so in the meantime for now and then I'm. just gonna be just just you know. carrying on the regular episode but that. follow-up call with him turned into the. rest of the episode and so if things. seem a little out of place today just. just let them just let it be known. that's the way things are that's just. the way that things are what else is.

going on with me um then I'm feeling. pretty good today. you know it's Jang China I'm struggling. with these fighting these cigarettes and. I you know these cigarettes man you get. it down. I mean these cigarettes man what did. they put in there that [ __ ] got me you. know around my mouth I mean the back of. my tongue will water a little bit. sometime wanting my cigarette around. about maybe 10:30 at night and I've been.

doing good and I hadn't no cigarettes in. the daytime and not having me one. cigarette late at night you know kind of. like a step daddy and but I'd love to. get fully off of him and here's why. because for one I've been smoking them. I'm [ __ ] 38 dude I'm gonna dolt male. so you know I was out there 15 hiding. under the bleachers smoking them you. know they used to have this girl uh big. Sydney this um I guess she was white I.

don't know it was dark out but she um. she would always get under the bleachers. at the football games and take these. hits off these cigarettes and blow it. into her face and she would get [ __ ]. sick from it but she liked it you know. she liked uh I don't know I guess maybe. she had bulimia or wanting to have. believe me or something I don't know she. was thick even though it was dark out. you could see that she was you know. working with some space and you know she. was wearing belts she would wear a man's.

belt and when you a child a female child. and you wearing a man's belt you know. you [ __ ] him packing you know you you. know you're we're on a lunch table. you know she wear a man's belt and also. she you know her mom dad was real. nearsighted so I think her mom couldn't. see really how big she was and so the. mom would just always be feeding her up. and just you know they'd had big meals I. remember a couple times her mom would. come by to school at lunch and they. would eat in the car her mom would make.

a big spread and put her in the back of. the car and they'd sit over there and. eat eat over by the by the fence by the. chain-link fence and sometimes I'd sit. of air and had me a little box of runts. or candies and watch her and her mother. eat. Sallis berry steak and all of that in. the back of a aah what was that a. could've been a Crown Victoria but but. we used to blow cigarette smoke on her. under the bleachers and she would vomit. you know it was kind of this it wasn't.

like a trick or a party trick or. anything but it was like something to do. but you know that's when I saw you know. I'd be I was puffing out there at a. young age and I wasn't buying cigarettes. but I would smoke them every now and. then you know I was that occasional. hitter you know so you wouldn't catch me. you know at the um you know over there. at the Citgo station or over at there. Phillips 76 or whatever you wouldn't. catch me out there at that Exxon marble. you know hitting them Winston's but if. somebody had when I bum that Winston and.

then next thing you know I'm puffing out. and and most of my life has just been. like that I puffed out here and there. but then once I got sober quit party and. I got me you know I started to pick up a. little bit of extra cigarettes here and. there and now I was like about that best. I've been doing so anyway but timewise. that's one reason I need to quit I've. been doing it I've done it. the second reason for me is that if I. [ __ ] in here's the thing if I'm having a.

tough moment instead of sometimes. dealing with whatever my tough moment. isn't figuring out what's actually going. on I'll go get that hitter you know I'll. go get that you know I'll go get it. I'll put that little you know that. little carcinogen kut'r stick in my. mouth and I'll take that hit you know. and I get them cigarettes so that's. another reason because the cigarettes.

become my my they become what I go to. instead of going to okay let me solve or. try and think about what's going on or. feel what my feelings are right now so I. can [ __ ] expound on them and try and. get better instead I go get that hitter. and then and then I don't deal with my. feelings I deal with them by having a. cigarette and then the third thing in a. weird way is cigarettes become my god. they become my higher power because if.

I'm having a tough moment and then. instead of going oh man I you know I. need to ask a higher power I need to ask. the universe or I need to ask my god. what's going on. or you know I asked him for some. guidance instead I'll get that hitter so. those are the three reasons why I. wouldn't like to quit but it's hard it. is harm and it got that [ __ ] gripping us. and they got that [ __ ]. gripping us what else oh the man up the.

the I want to thank everybody man I want. to thank you if you're listening right. now be supportive go subscribe be a part. of this past weekend because you know we. need we need to we need it all and we. got a show now on that was on Comedy. Central it's just a pilot so they took a. pilot episode they broke it into a. couple of segments three segments and. all of them are out there so there are. three different episodes that are out. there they're each about like 12 minutes. long you can watch them on Facebook and.

you can share them or you can watch them. on YouTube and you can share them but. here's the thing. go share them because they're based on. this podcast and they're all real calls. that came in to the podcast one of them. has Bobby Lee in it because his. girlfriend called in and but the other. ones are just called people that called. in to the hotline nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three and then. we responded to the calls and got those. people out and made real episodes that.

you can now watch on Comedy Central it's. online but we're hoping to get to a TV. show so go out there and share it. comment tell them look this needs to be. a show because I don't know some of the. [ __ ] they be putting on television no. but I'm ready to be you know if we get. this past weekend out there and we're. gonna do some good stuff but man I was. sitting at home and uh and and then. somebody sent me the link and I'm like. wow man look what we did look what we.

did I don't do this we got this is team. effort this team effort we meet up here. each week and we do this [ __ ] boy like a. couple of [ __ ] dirty stallions you. know like a couple of dirty horses that. come up here and just just press they. [ __ ] chests up against each other you. know and just not just put their dirty. knees up in each other's [ __ ] armpit. and that's how we do that but I'm. grateful so go check it out man up and. it's based on this past week and you can.

see that this past weekend logo right in. the beginning and and who knows it's out. of my control if it becomes a TV show if. it doesn't become a TV show I don't care. I mean do I care a little bit I would. like for it to but that's out of my. control what's in my control is what we. already did I know what we did is good. you know I know we got a guy out there. on roller skates and everybody's you. know um there's one episode people are. puffing on that green you know hit.

getting that [ __ ] DEP DEP that brocco. Lockheed up in their brain lungs. on that puff path and and I'm sitting. there to ice I don't know why they got. high now for me look man that doesn't. test my sobriety they want to get high. that's fine you know I'm good but we. still went out there and partying that. phone we got on roller skates and we. acted like we weren't on roller skates. and and it was a blast so check it out I. hope you enjoy it but thank you at the. same time thank you for being a part of. whatever we're doing here making things.

happen. um just going on or been on my brain oh. I'm going skydiving this week so it's. kind of scary it has died in it so. that's kind of alarming I've been. thinking about that I still can't. believe that lady got [ __ ] sucked out. of an airplane. what can you imagine that unless the. person you're next to is so aggravating. bra and then their window breaks and.

they get sucked out I would be like oh. [ __ ] you know somebody was snapchatting. that [ __ ] too like damn they having. trouble in 13b coffin coffin emoji you. know somebody's putting this [ __ ] that. can even that's crazy people die in now. and they want you to die a little slower. so they could put it on there snap. that's the world we are in that's the. world we are in what's real we don't.

know we got to what's real. what's real man what's an illusion. what's a ghost what you got a lot of. these money ghosts out there things that. just show up to get your money they. don't want to leave you with anything a. lot of the [ __ ] and things you'd be. buying or selling or all of this cat. [ __ ] next thing you know you own two. [ __ ] $900 blenders and you lonely is. [ __ ] sitting outdoors with no.

electricity and no fruits or anything to. make a smoothie that's the money ghosts. man what are you getting you're buying. something what are you getting what are. you getting that's what I'm asking. myself these days anybody that came from. Fighter and the kid they got a belt for. me finally the fighter in the kid. podcast if you don't listen to that. podcast man I'll tell you this I saw. Brendan Schaub this weekend and Brendan. Schaub seemed like um he seemed like a.

UH like a rescue pitbull that kind of. got his act together if you ever seen. him he seemed like a pip but like a cut. like a Rottweiler something I went to. Community College but he um he's one of. the hosts over there and uh every time I. see that guy he met he makes me he just. joyous he's filled with joy you know God. just put a lot of joy in him and he. that's a natural blessing because I. don't know I don't I don't show up like. that every day.

it's gotten better for me over time but. Brendan Schaub he shows up every day he. wakes up and he probably his mouth is. full and he has to spit up because he's. just full of joy and man that's a. beautiful place to be isn't it I'm. always envious of those people you know. I used to look at um I'm friends with. the the Miz the wrestler and he was. always so he was just full of just joy. every day and I was always like man how. does he what a lucky guy but I do notice.

over time that um that I find that I do. get a little more joy I do notice that. when I start to shed these other skins. that are [ __ ] all they're doing is. weighing me down I think they're. protecting me but all they're doing is. weighing me down I do feel a little bit. or joy but yet at big girl we still blow. cigarette smoke on her and she would. vomit and I don't I guess in hindsight. she just wanted to probably you know. lose weight you knowing that was some.

way that she found she could do it so. we'd be back there just huffing these. Winston's and you know just bust in. these you know lungs full of smoke on to. her and she would be you know Expo. expelling all this food and stuff she'd. been eating cuz her mom would show up in. that uh her mom would show up in that. car and they would sit in the backseat. and he eat plate meals together uh mom. have you know uh put them you know those. trays that you sit if you um or real. lays you put that tray um you know in.

front of your chair or something or not. lazy but if you like to eat and watch TV. and I don't have that experience in my. life yet but I am looking forward to. that [ __ ] getting that lazy boy getting. that [ __ ] Miami tray right there so. you could just even if you doze off. forward you could just doze right into a. damn you know into a macaroni salad you. know just you could just doze or just. right into semi-sweet patate and uh and. anyway so you know I think she wanted.

just vomit cuz her and her mama be. hitting me you know these six and seven. course meals just sitting there in the. back of his some of this yellow Crown. Vic and I don't know why they did that. [ __ ] man but that's people you know. that's people right there. I had a friend when I was growing up his. parents or somebody in his house who was. an adult gave him a [ __ ] a tattoo on. his back of a snake and this. [ __ ] was ten and he hated snakes. so you can't even imagine most of his.

life probably just can you imagine the. fear you have hate and snakes and having. a snake on your back god damn the devil. the devil is alive we got some great. calls that came in we got some neat. stuff happening I'm looking for a venue. in Chicago I preach to everybody that's. reached out and shared about it I am. trying to make that happen. looks like we're gonna be adding a date. in rural Illinois coming up here.

what else I'm gonna let you know right. now that I'll be at cluster fest in San. Francisco that's June 2nd and 3rd I'll. be at Cherokee Casino in West Siloam and. if it's not on the website call him and. tell him to put the tickets I feel you I. don't know why they're having me come. not selling tickets yet I'll be in. Calgary up there in Canada and that's. the 15th through the 7 15th and 16th of. June I'll be in Oxnard California and.

that is July 6th through the 8th and. what else we got July 20th through the. 22nd albeit good nights in Raleigh North. Carolina believe and what else we got. some other dates coming up they're going. to be happening September 14th and 15th. zany's in Nashville other dates will be. added soon for the comedy tour the dark. arts tour and the new websites up diovan. calm you can go there and check it out. we got them shirts we got the dark arts.

dark art dark artist survivor shirts. there's there's some pans there's a. couple of new things in there and you. can go to the you can also go to the. this past weekend page there and there's. ways to submit if you want to submit a. video question you can do that if you. want to submit an audio you want to hit. the hotline or if you want to drop in a. text and reach out and be a part of. what's going on here on this past. weekend then we certainly welcome that I. want to thank all our patreon errs as. well I'll put a new youtube comedy clip.

up called Thundercat about this boy that. grew up my neighborhood named Thundercat. Johnson and you could check that out as. well but I'm just so grateful man I'm. feeling some gratitude I want to thank. everybody that reached out after last. week's episode you know I just had to. have a moment where I just just showed. up and got real with what's going on in. my life you know what's going on with my. feeling because I'm runner I'll just run. around sometimes you get so busy running. around jumping on your phone watching TV. talking to a friend you know satiating. yourself with food sex you know a masty.

doing that nasty you know Fritos. whatever you like barbeque drinking. condiments bruh we had this dude in our. neighborhood [ __ ] tall. Herbie and he would drink [ __ ]. condiments brah that dude take a take a. 16-ounce bottle of hunts catch up to the. dome and leave that bang empty he'd.

[ __ ] double up to just just double. fist and two things of French's mustard. straight down the gullet so you never. know what the Lord has in store for you. all right man let's get into some calls. here dude this episode's all over the. place but you have to stick around. because the call when I reach out to. Mickey man to [ __ ] huh it just brought. me back to where I needed to be today. here we go how he comes back again from. cracklin caught him oh we got an ally.

from Scotland and this this me dizzy. this little vixen called in last week. and she got that that exciting um she. has that exciting accent you know she. got that accent sound like somebody that. might have died on the Titanic right. there and it's beautiful let me listen. again. it's how he going back again from. Brooklyn caught him I just wanted to say. I'm glad that I make you smile and my. comment from Alaska and I don't want to. be cheeky but I wanted to highlight some.

things that have your fish tonight okay. she wants to highlight something she. noticed two times now so let's hear more. thank you for calling back alley there. seems to be a little bit of confusion on. your part. it was between Scottish and I there. could be I think yeah yeah there. definitely is I think homework so on the.

roving truck episode you said that you. loved please honey thought that that was. Irish when guys got it okay so I like. the Pogues and they were Irish but. they're Scottish okay homeward I'm. getting Michael you said about the punks. what are in fact violence and not. Scottish okay so I haven't mixed up. again let me listen to you again here to. explain those things to me Ali thank you. for for helping me out here with this.

because I'm obviously you know my brain. you know I've been some places but my. brain hasn't been all those same places. it was between Scottish and I oh my god. when you laugh I just want to I don't. even know what I want to do I just want. to just I just want to take over you. know I just want to enslave an African. continent I mean I just there's. something special about you know not in.

a really way but it's enslaved part of. the world you know like you just yeah I. am I just want to watch that movie. butterfly effect have you seen that it's. with um James J Braddock when he fights. a banker it's um you've seen it it's. with Russell Crowe oh my god isn't good. let's hear more so on the rolling truck. episode you said that you loved please. honey thought that that was Irish when I. sculpted okay so you're saying something.

I thought on Robin trained with Scottish. but it's actually Irish and I got I. can't hear exactly what you're saying. but it's [ __ ] just sounds so. beautiful but God dude it sound like. there's just a damn like just like a. million kids just you know just blowing. bubbles and smoking dope and just. running out of your face any into my. ears and it sounds good getting Michael. you said about the punks what are in.

fact Irish and not Scottish hmm. so the Pogues are Irish huh yeah and. that Pogues I know for sure now so. they're not SCOTUS I'm gonna remember. that I appreciate that we'd be right the. folks here and they are definitely is. very very interesting eyes culture and I. do know my husband. hey she does have a husband it's. something you know what just happened to. me when she said that there was a pie on. my windowsill and the burglar just came.

up and stole it. that's what happened inside of me more I. come yes I I forgot to mention her here. the trapar here as a university and full. time. works okay to sell so you know anything. what oh well thank you for calling he. sounds like a lucky man and I appreciate. you calling back alley and explaining to. me that I got some issues when it come. to Scotland. Scotland Ireland and I'm gonna figure. some of this stuff out and I'm gonna. come over there and do some shows. hopefully next year or maybe whenever.

they'll let me you know I don't know. what all the legalities are or if I got. anything pending or something because. there's been I've had some issues at. some of these airports but thank you for. calling I love you and good day and. onward onward you know the Andrea Gail. it should have never sunk okay let's. take another call here here we go hey. Jack Chicago what's up Jack I'm trying. to find some places come there and. perform right here soon and I'll say. this to Mitchell true Biscay I think.

he's gonna be the truth the truth Biscay. this year. I love the Bears I love what they do you. take risks homework over today Congrats. man 75 days will you coming up on 90. days and there's something beautiful. about hitting that 90 man and an ohm. word that's all I can tell you they're. more you know pills heroin cocaine. alcohol you name it dang he was getting.

it all that's that ROYGBIV you know you. putting all the colors in your [ __ ]. soul bro more and I know you're sober. too just want to say thank you there you. know your stand-up and your podcast. helps me get through it. and you know thank you very much man and. also just wanted to ask what do you do. how do you stay. how do you stay clean well I appreciate. you call them in I'm not gonna go into. this too much because I've gone into it. before and really for me this call is.

about you you know I'm happy here 75. days man I'm her you know because here's. the thing people are like ah. Theo talks about sober stuff all the. time and this and that look dude do I. want to be sober no no I don't want to. be so start right there I'm doing. something I don't want to do you know so. that's why it's. you know that's why this is a part of my. life all the time because I'm doing. something. imagine you have rollerskates on all the.

time and you don't want to skate that's. where I'm at and everybody's like oh man. you uh you know you have a trouble. hanging out on one side of the kitchen. because the house is slanted. well [ __ ] yeah I do cuz I'm on skates. and I don't want to be on them but I. stay on them and that's what the journey. is you're doing something that you don't. really want to do and it starts to. reward you look man I don't know what. keeps me sober.

but I know it doesn't and that's drugs. and that's alcohol because of drugs so. but hearing people and feeling people's. feelings man we're gonna get a call at. the end of this man if you want. something to keep you sober today wait. till you get to this last call in. today's episode for me it did it but. congratulations jack I'm happy for you. and and you call and tell me your 75. days that's that keeps me sober man. knowing that somebody else is out there. with the roller skates home and the. floors leaning and they don't want to be.

skating but they stay in on the skate so. let's hear more and I don't know if I. always will be sober and I don't you. know I don't know but but right now I am. and there we go let's hear more no fee. oh this is matt from new england matt. from new england and that's almost. british straight up nobody ever talks. about that [ __ ] so Oh weird I work at a. drunk tank alright and I worked a third. drunk tank like what do you mean like. Dave and Buster's I don't even know what.

that is let's hear more heard shift you. know the graveyard shift so I see the. craziest of the crazies. so basically last week and I go in hold. on let me look this up drunk tank is it. a prison yep a large prison cell for the. detention of drunks bang bang well you. know who you ain't you know you ain't. taking care of is a my boy Jack who's. got 75 day sober but let's hear more. Matt to my chest who relieved my.

coworker and my co-workers telling me. that she had a gentleman there earlier. who was obviously. intoxicated saying that he was in the. Mafia he's in traveling around the. country state state he's been killing. people hmm. so she said she had a man there that was. a self-proclaimed serial killer but dude. that you know what I already I'm like do. they do the good killers say they're. killers yeah it seemed like if you real.

good at something you more low-key about. it especially if it is you know ending. other people's existences but that's. just me. this year month now and he's been. getting away with it and he's telling. this to my coworker he is well over the. limit he's about two or three times over. the limit at this point and she's like. an older woman you know she's. defenseless basically and she's like I. will come back here and find you if you.

tell anybody she goes damn it's just. making me mildly erect dude I'm not even. joking I was starting to feel a little. bit of thump done in my dump let's hear. more she goes oh no big deal I'm not a. cop. you know I'm not gonna tell anyone well. I come into work and of course she tells. me this I'm like oh you've been talking. to a serial killer for a couple hours. that's great. you know and that's the thing every time. a woman feels like they're about to get. serial killed who do they come to men. okay you know everybody wants equal.

opportunity but nobody wants to deal. with serial killers themselves we look. if you want to help us then help us at. all times don't just come around ladies. when you want defense from possible. future murder of yourself. by someone else by a serial killer help. us at all times or be friends always. let's hear more that's just part of the. job a couple hours later because this. guy was released to a silver party he. comes back so you released an assumed.

serial killer this is this is all over. the place more the police bring him back. for going to another bar and getting. rowdy again so I have to talk to this. serial killer allegedly he seems like a. normal dude you know so he's brought. into it that's their trick he. he ain't gonna talk to you and be. juggling knives you know and hide and. sighin. you know and you know have a cyanide. recipe on his jacket that's their trick.

Matthew is that they don't you're not. supposed to know their serial killers. that's what I'm thinking man if I'm. drunk in a place and there's a there's a. lady there and she's the guard or. whatever [ __ ] yeah I'm a teller I'm a. serial killer what else you gonna do. you're bored probably you used to be in. at the bar having fun more from a police. vehicle and then there's another cop car. behind him is backup so I this guy he's. been drinking more he's actually like so. over the limit I have to sent him to the. hospital so I sent him to the hospital I. asked one of the officers to stay back.

so I can talk to him and I tell him what. my coworker told me he's been going. around the country he's been killing. people and I told him that you know he. would come back and harm us if he found. out so the cops at all just look into. his criminal history and you know we'll. see where it goes from there so once I. go back inside I realize how much of a. [ __ ] idiot. I am now I'm so paranoid I I'm having. trouble sleeping I'm looking at the.

security camera I'm at work right now. I'm looking at the cameras I'm seeing. this car going up and down the street. this red Jeep I've been seeing it all. night do and I don't know what the [ __ ]. to do look I'll tell you what to do man. get your life up okay you out here you. know I love you brother but listen you. first of all you said a senior citizen. lady okay and I respect senior citizens. but a lot of them you know they're just. starting to bother everybody and a. senior citizen lady told you that. there's a killer she met a killer you.

know and all first of all all women say. that I'm dating this guy he seems like. he could be a serial killer that's half. the dudes out there we had a guy called. up last week [ __ ] might have killed a. lady and try to use our episode as an. alibi said he took a lady out she got. wasted he hasn't seen her in two days or. heard from her he has her phone and some. other [ __ ] uh dude I'm dumb and I know. that that is palpable.

probably murder so look man you telling. me. then you scared you got the lady drunk. the man's drinking more you let the dude. go out to drink more and now you're. trying to square off with him and talk. to him. bra that do might be a murderer let him. sober up and see what he can do y'all. trying to take you guys are hanging back. and tailing a drunk how hard is it The. Dude's three times over the legal limit. he's in a red Jeep doing going we're. just going back and forth and reverse.

and a parking spot that dudes [ __ ] up. do we have any knives on him. frist that [ __ ] frisk him dude. check him check his ass four blades do. what's going on you know if you are I. couldn't so if you were an officer or. not Matt but look ya'll shooting people. out there shoot this dude shoot him he. doesn't seem like he'll even care but. good luck out there dude if you don't. get murdered call us back in two months.

and just just leave one voicemail says. hey it's Matt I didn't get murdered but. be good to yourself man I'm sorry to get. savage with you there but I haven't. eaten you don't only have one freakin. little thing out of a damn machine let's. hear more Casey you know it's Molly. Martin from New Albany Indiana. Oh Molly Martin you sound chipper ooh it. sound like both your parents were worked. at the you know maybe at the Brookstone. and they're extremely excited about.

something it's like both your parents. were Hogwarts fans because you sound. fired up thank you for calling Molly. let's hear more I'm gonna just get that. out of the way but I don't know if you. know our New Albany is but I'm about ten. minutes from Louisville Kentucky. Louisville is where my dude I met a. friend in the middle of the night and. took him to a party and he stole. everybody's [ __ ] homework and that's. right that's I pronounce it Louisville. but laying the Bourbon anyway my mom is.

a feisty five-year-old named Jackie. takes after his mama damn you a mother. to an icy five-year-old jack sound I see. is jack 75 days sober though because he. if he is he just called in and he just. said that for about one twelfth of his. life he's been using her. 11:12 but for one twelfth of his life. he's sober so hopefully it's not the. same ohm word. I'm a full time college student getting. in advertising degree and I work two. jobs I'm a new listener to the podcast.

and I just want to say thank you I'm. loving the laughs that you bring to my. days of hustling I got to make a comment. on your voice that voice though I got to. say you got to start offering protection. for your female listeners I've gotten. pregnant about five times listening to. you you know it's springtime and you've. got that kind of voice that makes a. woman ovulate damn boy I got that I'm. that I've you later Gator you know and. I'm out here snapping out these sounds.

huh oh man I'm glad that you uh I mean. the ovulation part that's wild you know. cuz I don't really only want to google. that but you know I appreciate the. compliment and you sound like a fun lady. and I betcha little jack is excited to. have you know he's gonna probably have a. fun life because you like to have fun. and you show up everyday to feel some. joy and he I bet he'll enjoy that let's. hear a little bit more anyway thanks for. the good work and keep it up Thank You.

Molly she's a new listener because. sometimes we just want to know who's. listening and so we got that that single. mother or two out there in Indiana and. dang that's that's rough out there out. in Indiana you know and it's rough. everywhere but it can be hectic out. there so take care of yourself and stay. close to your family out there thanks. for calling Molly alright guys and now. so I'm gonna make a call man I'm gonna. call Mickey and some of y'all know. trickling Mickey man he's that you know. he called in probably nine months ago. and we've had a you know a relationship.

since then communication and I saw him. in Tacoma and he has cystic fibrosis in. his lungs and that's I know cystic. fibrosis sounds like a bread you would. get at Panera but it's not it's a danger. to your lungs and it basically makes. your lungs have danger in them and he. Hey and he and he has that but I met him. out in Tacoma while back when I was. doing shows there and so I'm gonna I'm. gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hit up Mickey. right now and get him on the line and. and we'll go from there.

today's been kind of a crazy episode but. you know what sometimes they're crazy. episodes and I'm just grateful for that. you guys showed up and I'm trying to. [ __ ] keep my brain up and let's get. Mickey on the line right now. hello big Mick hey what's up via how you. doing I'm doing good man I'm doing good. it's good to hear your voice man you. sound uh you sound like you got them.

trumpets rolling man are you feeling. okay today yeah absolutely. I'm I'm living life man out of still one. to ten man I'm living out about an eight. point five right now feel life is good. that's beautiful man and but now I seen. some stuff when your Instagram is stuff. that you've been in the hospital I know. like we kind of texted a little bit. about it the last I saw you you you know. you were in Tacoma you were doing good I. know you're on the transplant list what.

like what would happen man it's so crazy. feel man I'll try to keep it simple a. short but you know man. where I'm at with my lung with cystic. fibrosis the disease I have at end-stage. things can go down very quickly. and that is exactly what happened man I. ended up not to get too graphic I had up. coughing up a lot of blood man and what. happened was the the scare was that I. wasn't gonna be able to do it myself it.

clawed up so basically I had to get into. the ICU man and and I went through a. very life-changing event man and if I'm. really frank and I don't mean to pull on. any any heartstrings here but yeah man I. mean my family I am we really didn't. know if I was gonna make it or not man. and I since been out of a hospital for. about a week and a half long mm-hmm and. it's just changed my perspectives man. I'm really I'm thankful for it all and. you know what I'm on the upswing man and.

I am on the transplant list and any day. now those lungs are becoming in there no. way really. yeah and a lot huge huge experience in. my life man really widened even my own. perspective yeah because it seemed like. I mean you've had such a history with. this disease and you know with this. ailment anyway and you know and you. seemed like you know you had kind of. this perspective on it that was you. this is you know I'm navigating my life.

with this and you know everything is not. always rosy and there's a lot of reality. and you know sometimes it can be kind of. dark and then I guess this experience. you know seems like it's really kind of. almost lifted your spirits even though. it seemed like it was such a Dao like a. such a like a dour moment you are. absolutely correct then you hit the nail. on the head man if you will never when. we caught up there Tacoma dude I had. mentioned to you a lot about that one of. the hardest parts about this is that.

isolation I feel that misunderstanding. and and almost a missed connection. between my fellow man whether it was a. friendless family strangers whoever and. after this event Co dude I mean I've. never felt so loved it's so crazy that. such a traumatic and tragic experience. on the other side of the coin then it. brings people together that's what I've. learned to it to another level and for. me. yeah even even being out of it here for.

the past ten days or so I like I said I. guess maybe I'm riding off that high I. don't know but i I've never felt more. loved and I I'm physically weaker than I. used to be uh but I've never been in a. better more clear space mentally and. emotionally in there man that's. fascinating man I mean yeah you're like. a fireplace bro it's like you know you. bring people you know you bring you I. mean in a weird way you're bringing.

people together in a weird way yes. because yeah this is just such a. turnaround because yeah I remember you. saying like you know people don't get. that. you know people worry about the smallest. mundane things and Here I am like you. know I'm just you know I just want to be. well and I don't even know how long I. have to live and you you know and. somebody else is worried about their. [ __ ] phone plan and it's like you. know don't you realize that like there's. real you know that things are more real. and then right man right and here you.

are it's kind of and here you are you. had to get so sick it's I mean it's. crazy like you got sicker but it made. you more well. yeah yes yeah absolutely badass like I. said I think that maybe I was just. hanging out with one of my best friends. today and then he he was through it with. me he goes man I was so scared that. after everything that you were just. going to be even your mindset was gonna. be even more limited Wow.

and it you know what the other direction. if anything why and yes you're. completely right you know man I I can't. tell you I think I'll say this deal. mm-hmm what I learned that if you want. to live if you're a person that wants to. live and you go through an experience of. near-death and you you know I told our. we texted and I was breathing through a. tube man and uh twice and in and out of. sedation and you know really not knowing.

if I was going to be there but as I got. better every day it was that experience. that I can pull from where it's like hey. you know what. there's a lower than everything that. we've got man there's a lower and for. Milo it could be me being bedridden and. breathing out of a tube and maybe the. loads of that is someone who's not even. you know conscious right you know I'm. saying there's always a lower and I. think anytime that I hit that now I'm.

walking around and I'm with friends and. I'm you know talking with you man and. sharing my thoughts sharing my. experiences whatever man connecting the. people live in life dude that's that's. life and I'm more than happy to be doing. it well why wouldn't you you know what I. mean. and you are right man you know whether. it's someone else's you know we're upset. about a phone plan or you know maybe. traffic whatever it is yes I have. learned to cut the kind of the small. stuff because of my patience and.

resilience and whatever words you want. to put on it that said I will always be. able to synthesize of course man we got. a problem there's also another way to. look at it to realize hey man there's a. lower to this and just be cognizant of. that and into to see the beauty in that. anyway. yeah man is powerful is powerful stuff. no you're not. look you're not man I mean you know. you're walking in the woods and I want. to you know I want to hear about the.

trees you know like I want to know what. you know because I'm not on this journey. and you don't the craziest thing is man. as you're talking about some of this. I'm almost in a weird way envious. because you're like you know you're out. there Neil Armstrong and on the cusp of. existence of being alive or not alive. and I'm here in a weird way you know I'm. sitting in a place right now in a body. that is you know presumedly you know.

healthy if you checked my levels and you. know you know I've eaten today and I'm. you know I'm okay I'm okay today you. know physically and I know that there's. there's probably very little risk unless. severe tragedy happens that something is. going to happen to me today or this week. you know but you're on the [ __ ] you know. you out there you know you're out there. and it's almost in a weird way I'm a. little bit envious because you get to. have those feelings that come along with. that and feelings that are backed by.

real [ __ ] you know like real you know. about being alive as we talked about man. before video dude humanity and. connection is a is a very massive I. guess you could say theme in my life. that I appreciate very much and I. appreciate what you're saying yeah and I. even seal even right now as we speak.

I could bleed out again that's the. negative side right like as we're. talking or you know what could also. happen though film is I could get a call. from the hospital say hey Nicky we got. lost. damn and in your right man yes I do live. a crazy. yin-yang too you know it should I stay. or should I go and you're right dude it. does it does grant that perspective in.

it and it does kind of if you're able to. because sometimes I'm not man you said. it best man. sometimes you don't show up and it's. hard we can't all. do that but if you can do it 80/20 you. can do ninety ten and if you can work. every day in my opinion to try to just. be there's a slight tiny little bit. better then you wear the next day okay. man the very least you can live life. knowing that and and I think that's what. does grant me a little bit of awareness.

a little bit of insight and yeah some. happiness and license its fulfillment. first-rate. yeah man you're a Magellan are out there. spelunking on exit you know you don't. through the frickin through the through. the through the caves of existence man I. mean you know that's just it's. fascinating man and I appreciate you've. been able to have like a perspective on. it that you know and I'm sure it's come. with time and an ownership of you know. living with your ailment and having a. battle cystic fibrosis but at least.

being able to look or you know and have. a perspective of you know if things you. know get worse or if things get better. if I live or if I die and still being. able to speak on that it's it's it's. fascinating man I mean it uh you know. it's funny you make me think like you. know to just call somebody and tell him. that I love him you know that's what I. was thinking about about thirty seconds. ago. I would I would that's so funny you say. that man what I'm gonna talk quick like.

ten-second that off you're good man you. might die but this is look man put it. out there you know what I'm saying there. this is give you 30 seconds. you taught me man you you taught me. exactly what you just said I saw you on. another podcast you got it you've got a. call from Joey Diaz and and you. explained you said man sometimes you. explain to Bobby you said uh sometimes.

Joey just calls me every two weeks and. you just just to check up on me yeah you. know what I did feel right after I've. heard that ah you know what I'm gonna. send you a screenshot of this one I'll. text you a little bit later today. hmm I have after you said that I wrote. down a list of people that are near and. dear to my heart and I said it's got a. little padding on it every two weeks. hmm. call these people Tony love them ya know. but you're right man and I would. encourage you to do that. absolutely I know I know your time is.

very times limited but at the same time. man those little times that we can get. to just express our love that you do so. well man you know it's it's just so. pertinent man it's so it's so massive in. our lives it's pertinent oh yeah man -. good word man you know you know it's uh. it's it's unbelievable when people show. you that they care somehow how it makes. us feel and you know what you say you. know we have let you know like I have as.

much you know I got a I could spend so. much more my day letting people know I. care the thing that gets me a lot of. times is my attitude or the voice in my. head that will make other things more. important you know and I hate I'd just I. hate that but I guess that's what you. know that's one of the trials of some of. our lives you know is I mean it's a. blessing I guess that that's my Milo. right now you know my Milo is that I'm.

gonna be in a bad mood right no no huh. what a but I mean it's a and if you look. at what your lo mean just to think. you're laying there you know you're. breathing through a tube and they got a. dude who just flatlined next to and. you're like Dan that guy that guy's. really scraped my bottom of the bowl I. see you you know what feel I have a. pretty good relationship with my doctors. I try to get him on my side really quick.

try to be a beloved person and I asked. him straight up I said man can he be. can't did with me I'm in the ICU I've. been here for one week hmm how long did. how long do people normally last you hey. just to be straight up and and they gave. me a diplomatic answer but I knew man. and not to be more than in any sense but. I knew just like you're saying that. while I'm in there doing that people are. passing away. hmm and not only that but I was I'm one.

of a handful hundreds of people in the. whether it's the country or in the world. that is going through this you know it. and I gets beat really quick but I guess. all I'm trying to get at is once again. how we can use this to benefit ourselves. and our lives just to realizing and then. just to just appreciate things and try. to just slow down stop us know the road. is for a second just love love lightly. for sure not in a platitude sense right.

not in like oh they're free little bit. but really actually try to do it yeah. yeah I was having a good day the other. day and I was texting a friend and he. said man if you could do me a favor. right now he said just stop and just. breathe just be grateful for whatever. good things are happening you know. whatever you know whatever it is respond. to my moment to be grateful for it and. then you know it just it put it in. perspective because it's like it's so. weird man when things aren't going good.

how we'll hope they're going good and. then when they're going good we forget. to be grateful sometimes that they are. but man it's just you know and I'll tell. you this man I know whenever you know we. met up in Tacoma and I know you know you. had we wanted you to get up on stage and. we're still packaging that together and. and I think I'm gonna put a whole little. episode together here even you know. including some of that and and some of. this call to I think um. you know and you know we want you to get.

on stage and then you got sick and I. just really hope that I'm not. blacklisted that the old I can't make it. cuz I might not be alive trick we've. heard that before guy we've heard that. before guy dude you know what's funny is.

um you know whenever I saw you in person. whenever we met up in person you you. reminded me a little bit of my sister in. a weird way and my sister is on the. transplant list you know my sister got a. transplant for a liver transplant yeah. back in the day. and there was just some things like I. don't know if this is there's like you. guys almost I don't know if you you. didn't you looked a little bit the same.

in a strange way and I don't know if. there's like because I don't know I mean. you know it was just kind of and it just. suddenly made me it took me back to you. know who she was a little bit and it it. like made it so much more real to me you. know it reminded me I don't know it's. like I look at my sister a lot of times. and I'll put all these other things on. her like oh she's my sister and she. doesn't you know follow through on these.

things and she'll say she gonna mail me. something and been [ __ ] nine years and. that [ __ ] ain't mailing [ __ ] and all. you know you know I'll start stacking up. these you know resentments and little. things that go with being brother and. sister but then it put me I forget that. she you know had this thing in her life. and then it was like the biggest thing. of our whole childhood was her being. sick and I mean she was you know she was. jaundice colored I mean she was a yellow. child she was great you know green or.

yellow most of my youth I had a friend. who had this he had cystic fibrosis and. that he was always great yeah yeah man. you got a green friend that's [ __ ]. that's next-level bro you you got a. green on st. Patrick's Day dude I would. take that [ __ ] around the block you. feel me. but but it just put you know what it. made it so much more real to me you know.

it made it like man like it made me. remember this thing about my sister and. it made me I mean I guess it made me. feel a little bit bad that I hadn't I. don't know checked in with her about. seeing what was going on about that or. but it made it's you and made me relate. it just put a lot of pieces together. because there was something I could. connect to you know yes it's an energy. thing not to be a seriousiy but do you. think that it's maybe just some sort of.

almost like a wavelength or just a vibe. that you know maybe. relateable that I had to show what do. you think um. what that when I saw you it made me. think of her yeah I think it just made. me for one I probably felt sorry for. myself I felt a little bit sorry that I. hadn't checked in with her about this. you know her you know the rejection. medicine and all those types of things. that she has to take and the extra thing. she has to do and you know the fears. this in just the fears that she may.

think about sometimes that you know made. me kind of feel I guess I mean as. selfish it isn't may feel a bit sorry. for myself you know sorry that I hadn't. done those things or disappointed in. myself but then it made me I don't know. there was like a laugh or something. you know because you you know you don't. I would say if if someone looks on a. scale of 1 to 10 and 10 is super healthy. you know you probably looked at like uh. you know a seven you probably one of the.

best looking [ __ ] sick dudes I've. ever seen straight up my damn dude this. dude could be a [ __ ] model up in a. you know in a in the transplant ward. this dude's gonna be doing [ __ ] photo. shoots in the hallway you know but but. it may but there was like a there was. some sickness there you can see you know. ye you can feel a little bit you know. you're breathing you said is it what. percentage of brief was your breathing. at whenever I saw you oh man yeah I. think we saw Muse at 19 and Allison like.

17 percent so the way I try to describe. that I think if you remember I say you. know feel man oh wait you're left low. cut your right lung in half and I got. less than that damn why Mickey were. rolling on a sandwich sack full of air. bro you coming in late a.m. bruh and so. look I think there was some some. sickness there I guess a little bit that. you can you know but your spirit isn't. sick though it's like this shell that.

you're in had to has some a you know a. little sickness you say your weight was. low so you know you you know you don't. look like you know Adonis you know it's. not like you're looking like you know. Schwarzenegger at 19 years old. right right so so but what your spirit. was at a [ __ ] 30 you know like or. just you know your that you the look in. somebody's eyes is so much more alive. when their body is sick do you know what.

I'm talking about oh yes absolutely yeah. what is any know it said what is that ah. dude it it's hard so now we're getting. to those points where it's really. difficult to articulate and put into. words right hmm but I think if I had to. try to it really does get to that scene. that we've been talking about of whether. it's humanity whether its perspective.

all these Tyson's words that we want to. use on I think that you don't want to. try bit like this feel man we like to. think that you know you ever hear. something. I just just keep fighting keep fighting. he's a fighter she's a fighter and we. kind of think about that in a sense of. like maybe when they're sedated maybe. when their eyes are closed and when. you're not able to talk to us but what I. realized man is that you know even when.

I saw you right now maybe even within. the past five years I've been fighting. this is the fight right now man it. doesn't it didn't stop again to begin. it's kind of just always been yeah and. you know yes you probably got to fight a. little bit harder during those very. critical times and maybe that's what you. see man who knows that like maybe it's. something for the lives that this person. who just lives a life where they're.

constantly challenged and they've got to. have a resilience for them because if. they don't it was the second that they. stopped man who knows what could happen. yeah and maybe that is why there's just. a nasty there maybe there's just a life. there whatever it is and I'll be honest. man it's like we talked about there's. the other side of the coin where they'll. just get a little bit too hard and maybe. it's not there yeah and that's when.

that's when we can be there as friends. and family not overwhelm and not push. but just be there is that when your. family did that kind of brought you back. around is that something that that kind. of happened this time that you know your. family kind of you know I mean yes. definitely they definitely were there's. also a lot of struggles now I mean I'm. sure you can be sympathetic to a mother. who's seeing her son.

you know breathing through a tube and. dated and just you know eyes shut. that's a good like I said two. descriptions here but blood on his neck. because of the coughing and you know. it's like it just looks really scary and. we all as human beings we all have the. ability to become emotionally. compromised right and that's gotta be so. hard to see was my mom my mom was my mom. was phenomenal to it my friends were. phenomenal and that's my caregiving team.

you know that's not hey huh. they're just uplifting me in every. single way man and and I'm so fortunate. and like I said yes going harking back. to that that's why I felt that was amen. you know and I realized you know that. like you know what these people don't. need to fully understand what I what I. want them to you if they're just you say. so in times if they just show up yeah if. they're just better whole heartedly and.

just their family that's that's all you. need sometimes Wow - yeah man a great. caregiver team and my mom my dad my. brother sold out from Japan damn honest. okay yeah man it my best friend hi-yah. that's a travois why so I unfortunately. blessed to have these people man so it's.

great man I love man you just saw just. you know you're making me you're making. me you know this is gonna make me get. out of bed tomorrow man cuz just show up. because if I get up and I get going. though you don't know also what guy. or what a higher power once what I might. be the tool I might be the wrench. tomorrow that God needs to show somebody. else somehow that you know that their. day is gonna be a little bit okay and. not in a selfish way but just in a tool. way like I might be somebody else can't.

fit it right and I may be you know I. might be the screwdriver for a second. you know see oh man I'm wholeheartedly. believe that uh you know I'm not sure. sure I called you when I was in that and. that I called the hotline my messages. man it was a with the dark one and I. know you're darker than you can't I feel. my pain in my voice mm-hmm. and yeah man I'm a whole whole heart of. believing and what you do who you are as. I told you man is your example of the.

person manic and I'll just tell you man. like I did and if you can hear someone. listening I'm I'm proud to I'm just I'm. just [ __ ] proud man to call you. someone that supports me and if I dare. throw that stable F word around now I've. gotta call you the prince I really am. well so please keep doing what you doing. now make it great. I love it man and you inspire people to. be better people are treated anything. well I just want to be a better person. myself man and and you inspire me dude.

100% I you know I needed so glad we got. to connect today because I needed to. hear a lot of this stuff man you know. something's wrong with me I need to be. constantly reminded in order to stay in. a good direction. there's just something you know I'm a. fry I'm a last minute I have a last. minute memory and I just have to be. reminded constantly one last question. before you go do when you get to some of. those moments and you know you're riding. that cusp of like am I gonna be okay how.

long am I gonna live you know you know. because the fear sure it might not sound. the people super real as we're talking. about it but when you're laying in a. hospital ward or you're laying in a bed. and your family's around you're like. [ __ ] I mean there's not many you know. the next time they could be standing. around me could be I'm in a coffin or. I'm in a you know at a wake or something. you know I mean there's not there's only. too many reasons you know the family's. gay. then around your bed you know if you're. doing like some special jerking off or.

something a circus family or if you're. sick and do you but do you feel any. different connection as you get out. there to like a higher power or. something in the universe and you don't. have to look man don't you know you do. you feel anything or is it all just feel. human did you have any any experience. with any of that I'll say this man first. of all most you know I I was raised in a. Catholic school man and in her all.

honesty that kind of I went through kc8. you know almost nearly 10 years to do. that in my my family is very uh good. Catholic you know and actually I kind of. took the other way to it back in the day. mm-hmm I can tell you this every what I. mean by that is you know I was a little. bit college and I really know about. maybe a dogmatic religion but I won't. say this man uh in my adult years I do.

believe you know I I don't know how to. explain it I think these are things that. if we could we'd we'd know the secrets. of the world yeah that yeah man I feel. like there's a synchronicity dude I feel. like you know maybe not the. quote-unquote everything happens for a. reason but more or less that we if we. express ourselves in the way and just. Col heartedly and authentically that I. think over time you're just going to. bring the right people in your life well.

that said man I was told this vo. that when word got around from my. friends and family that I was in ICU my. name got placed in a lot of prayer. circles and people were praying for me. my mom told me every day and I'll be. really honest with you at that time I. kind of I don't want that I've rolled my. eyes but I was kind of like you know mom. I'm glad that that helps you but that. does nothing for me I didn't feel it we.

talked about I didn't steal yeah but. I'll say this man I mean my my song I'm. singing a different tune of these days. because sometimes I think about it and. like. how do I not how do i I don't know. you know and I've also had a lot of. people tell me recently that I've just. reconnected with due to this experience. that uh you know nicking that I I was. thinking about you a couple weeks ago. ran and I wonder like where that it stem. from you know and I build this excuse me.

this this theory that uh you know maybe. the more that we are in other people's. minds just you know maybe there's. something there there's a synchronous. year there's a love maybe there is some. sort of higher power to yeah and you. know I don't know what comes after. obviously yeah after life and whatnot. but I will say that you know we had. mentioned humanity I think that's a. massive part of it but you know that.

that maybe that we're in people's lives. for a reason yeah we never know what man. we never know and but we you know just. just be a part of that and I think it's. I think it's a good thing for sure is it. was it scary when you get that close to. like dying like is this scary you're. like what is it like Mannix. I think you know from I can only tell. from my experience but it was such a.

survival aspect man you know not to go. crazy but dude I saw such attractive. nurses man oh my good yeah yeah who's. the most beautiful caring women and men. but but you know particularly the winner. from yeah women first do men's second oh. man yeah me too man for v2 but damn and. I know yeah you are I'd know I need to.

have really a want to and you got a tube. in your throat. you probably think you're gay he's. laying there with a two of idiot wrote. they're probably like goddess didn't. know I could only write I have to go are. you and the first thing I said when she. pulled that to Jones out of my cell I. told I said I really apologize about. that he got you a beautiful I guess I. got a know these things but yeah then. again. it really is just much about I didn't. have a fear man what I get fearful of.

was out I was noticing these. perspectives that that I was building in. my head rump leg man I never thought. about life like this and when I got. fearful others you know I'm kind of. crazy man but I look at like this I was. like dude I feel like I'm getting closer. to the truth mmm and and what I mean by. that honestly feel dude it like I said. I'm a sound off the wall here but I. really I think that the closer you get.

to the truth whatever that means the. closer and closer you get to it man when. you figure it all out that's when you're. gone hmm and uh and if you like that. what crazy though is that that's who did. a beautiful thing and you can share it. with people and that's that's what I. like to do mmm. man I you know I just feel this 100%. thanks so much for your time dude. and so you could get a call any day and. get those hitters huh yes any day dude.

I'm looking forward to it dude and okay. you know seeing you again I'm gonna take. a flight i'ma go first thing I'll do. well but they could slide out to the. College for Washington Comedy look a. week or so just enjoy lighten it well. look man I'll say this do we have a. patreon here and uh and you know I think. we got enough money in the account bro. whenever you get them new hitters dude. we'll get you down here get you on an. episode yeah well I want to talk more. about this kind of stuff in studio and.

get you on an episode and get you over. to the store and uh you know and they. got some real you know straight gutter. chicks and dudes over there we could. probably introduce you to as well thanks. will do great thanks man well you know.

what it is it's the real there's a real. callers to the podcast except for the. the Bobby Lee when his girlfriend you. know we I wanted to get a woman as well. so. I was talking her about the show and I. was like Bobby definitely has problems. and she goes oh she goes well I'll call. him with some problems of Bobby's but. the other two were real calls man and so. it's just crazy you know it's so awesome. man it's so awesome. you know there's one jump that he said. there's this one instance you had with I. think his name is Max besides were in.

the bar you said hello to this woman and. you said I have adult asthma yeah and. she was like oh okay you know you're. always just trying to make sure if we. can relate on certain ailments that we. had right and uh I thought about that I. was like Nana I feel like I indirect me. you might have man you might have been a. writer and you didn't even know it bro. [Laughter].

again man I'm proud of you dude and like. I said I just thank you very much for. calling man it means a lot for me as. well we're each other's strength in this. way man well I want to apologize to man. I feel like I probably could have been a. little bit more on the ball and keeping. in touch over the past couple past month. you know and so you know I hope you. forgive me for that man oh no worries. man it never never was about that so hey. man like I said how do you dude thank. you very much for calling man and. anytime anytime did you know yeah man.

well Allah I'll be keeping in touch dude. and thank you so much for your time. today man send me a couple of pics of. you in the hospital I'll pull some off. the Instagram so if we package this up. that um you know that we can get this. out there dude I meet us thank you so. much man I just really appreciate your. time today man. of course you know man I learned my last. ex I'm happy to be a part of it yeah. 100% man ohm word bruh be good Mickey. I'll talk to you soon I feel you take.

care man all right you too brother you. know having him call and spend time when. I don't even know how much time and he. don't even know how much what his time. is like you know when I saw him in. person he he looks a lot younger because. his body is not. holding on as much way to muscle you. know he because your body's your body. ain't concerned about that about.

cosmetic stuff your body ain't you know. think about L'Oreal and Estee Lauder. your body's thinking about why just need. to be I need to you know take care of. what's going on inside imma spend my. energy there and so he looks like 20 or. something but he's 28 I think or maybe I. don't even know he's an adult you know. but he's not 20 but he looks so young he. looks maybe even 17 or 18 but I didn't. know him when he was well you know I. only known him when he had this illness.

and I don't know I don't know I'm trying. to say I just got a lot of my mind I. guess you know I feel [ __ ] kind of. filled up that's crazy. you know I wasn't even expecting to. really get into all that kind of stuff. today and then here we here we did but. that's life that's life you know you. don't know what you're gonna get into. you don't know you know you don't know. and then you show up and then life says.

out here here's here's what you could. get into today you know here's somebody. maybe you can help today you know. there's always a lower low if you take. anything out of that call right there. that's what I'm takin you know I'm. sitting here thinking I'll tell you. right now the things I'm in fear of. right now in my life I'm in fear that. people are gonna think that I'm not that.

I'm not a good person. that's one of my biggest ones always. ever since I was a child or something. happened I don't know but I feel like. even if I care about somebody that. they're not gonna believe it and they're. gonna think I'm a fraud and so then I. get afraid to care and then it just that. whole thing metastasizes and you know. that's a bad little cyclone for me. you know I'm um I'm more you know the. things I'm worried about I got a little.

dent on the back of my car from an. accident a while back. worried about that that thing keeps. popping in my [ __ ] head you know what. I'm worried about I'm worried about uh. you know I'm worried about I haven't you. know being one of the gym or taking good. care of myself physically you know maybe. I don't look 100% the way that I want to. look those are things that I'm worried. about. those are my worries right now I mean.

I'm worried about some other people too. I'm worried about my sister you know I. want her to be happy and I want her to. be well and you know she's getting. healthier out there in her life right. now and that's you know I'm worried. about her I'm worried about my mother. you know she hurt her hip last week and. something about her you know there's. some other other people I'm worried. about I'm worried about some of my. friends in a a program I'm worried about. you know those things stuff like that. but man when you look at that when I.

look at that when I take that those. bunch of little worries and fears or you. know man I'm doing okay I'm doing okay. somebody out there don't have it. somebody out there laying in a coma. flirtin with the Lord right now and. their families around them thinking. about him and wishing for him I'm doing. okay so I don't mean to bring people. into that depth right now and butt-fuck. I don't know I don't know if I'm gonna.

put this on today's episode you know. this call I came in and did this call in. advance how I was gonna do a follow-up. but I might make this the [ __ ]. episode today I don't know if it's not. if it is because I haven't even done the. episode yet so if I'm this might not. even make sense but I haven't taped. today's episode yet. I'm about to do that next but I might.

just tape a beginning and just put this. whole Mickey call on because uh what am. I gonna do I'm gonna take this moment. this real moment here and I had and. shelve it you know for when it's. comfortable you know or later. is there a when is the later. do I know you know what if Mitt you know. the dudes on a transplant list and he. just got expedited up the list. look when I saw him two months ago six. weeks ago he wasn't at the top of the. list and he said it could be any day now.

he gets him new hitters get in there it. could be any day boy Mickey coming in. with him hot [ __ ] you know airbags. that dude cuz that dude's Runnels. [ __ ] small Ziploc them little baby. ones right now you might put half a. sandwich in you ever get that [ __ ] you. had lunch you open your sack and you get. that [ __ ] little hat Ziploc started. making them damn there's angry mother. sacks that's what I call them you ever. get that little hitter from your mother.

you got half a sandwich in that [ __ ] or. that's the kind of that's that's when. your step daddy made you lunch you know. that you get any you open your lunch. sack and it feels kind of heavy you're. thinking oh I got this new step daddy. you know he gonna treat me right with. that brown bread with that brown bag. hitter and then you and you little so. it's a you know opening that brown bag. when you little at lunch at set the. school house you crackin under that. thing it takes you a second you got to. unfold it and you got to read the side.

you know with something [ __ ]. have a good day love you know mr. Tim or. whatever his name is you know mr. Darryl. whoever your new step daddy isn't you. like all he may mean this thing you know. and you reach down in that sack and you. got to put your arm you got a little arm. you got to put that [ __ ] almost all the. way in that lunch sack and you get in. there and you pull out that sandwich and. it's one of those little half things. because Ziploc started making little. ones and he made half a sandwich and put.

it in that thing and it's it's not even. a unique you know and you're like this. supposed to be for just some jelly beans. or something and stepdaddy's sandwich. day that stepdaddy's sandwich day and. that is a sin and and that is a sin but. those are the air bags that Mickey's. running on them half hitters man.

and it's crazy that a little bit of air. left in his lungs and he is thinking. about that there's somebody worse off. than him. [ __ ] look bro if that ain't the it look. what else am I going to talk about today. we had some calls that came in maybe I. got to some of those first or maybe I. got to some of those second I don't know. I might this might be the whole episode. this might be the end this may be the. beginning I'm not sure but if this was. today's episode man I don't what else do.

I need to get through the week what else. do you need if you have any thoughts on. today's episode hit the hotline man nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three as well we're still taking calls. for Greyhound we're going to do an. expose number two you know I want to. thank gray block Pete's as always I want. to thank whatever higher power out there. my god whatever they keeps me alive so. that maybe I can wake up tomorrow and. not think about all what's gonna happen.

to me today but how can I be a part of. something to happen to somebody else. because if I don't do that then what the. [ __ ] am i doing you know what the [ __ ]. am i doing if I'm not doing that because. goddamn you know what I you know what is. my biggest sickness if I look back on my. life is worrying about me. you know worrying about me and maybe. next week I'll be infected by myself. again but right now today for this.

moment I'm gonna try not to be. and that's trickling Micky man damn [ __ ]. dude almost out of lungs but god damn. how many hearts does he have thank you. guys for being here with me man I'm. gonna try and pipe out you know I'm a. Piper celebrating right now because this. is sometimes it fits and sometimes it. doesn't and I'll be damned if it don't. fit right. [Music].

hit that hotline guys we have any. thoughts we might do a follow-up on the. Mickey episode. we'll do that old fashioned to follow up. if you've had an experience. [Music]. well you've been close to the edge I. know it's you I don't know man whatever.

if you think Mickey's out of his mom. maybe don't have enough air in his brain. and whatever you think. you get that hot line man. because I'm out here feeling bro you. need me I'll be in my field have some. fun while we all die be good yourself. [Music].