Stavros Halkias | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #472

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uh looking forward to bringing the tour. near you thank you for the support. today's guest has a new comedy special. coming out on Netflix on December 5th uh. he's The Pride of Baltimore and one of. the most entertaining men young men in. the universe uh today's guest is Mr. stavos. Halas shine that light on. me.

I'll sit and tell you my. stories. sh and I will find a song I will. [Applause]. sing I knew an Albanian girl we yeah she. got her I remember she got her belly. button. braided sorry I love it we're good she.

was the only girl that had cornrow. outside of her belly button oh yeah a. Fierce People not not saying anything. about your wife my friend but my. producer Albanian also really yeah eldis. my boy big dumb blockheaded Albanian. piece of and so what is because we. just referenced guys uh stavos huses. here today up Bros uh we're GNA talk. about his new special and uh that's. coming out on Netflix when is it uh. December 5th fat Rascal mhm next week.

bro that's right dud thank you thank you. wow this your first one on there first. one on there I had the I did my own on. YouTube yep and then I've just been. putting out a bunch of on on. YouTube and you know social media and. so yeah we we put it out there. there's something that well two things. first of all we talked about the. producer today Alex logos is in and he. married an Albanian yes that's right he. did which you know sleep with one eye. open that's what I would say don't leave. any live stock on attended she might.

abscond with your. goats why is that dude they just have. like a hankering for Animals dude so ALB. so in Greece albanians are like it it's. B borders Greece right my so my best. friend growing up Albanian and but like. the the relationship of like Albania and. Greece is like what you might say like. Mexico is to America where it's like. there's a lot of illegal immigrants that.

like will take any job just to be in the. country that shows you how shitty. Albania is like Greece's economy is what. they want to get get in on you know what. I mean G just went bankrupt a years ago. yeah yeah but like literally and my. family's from Athens so it's like you. you know you know we're high. class dude you know what I mean we're. like we're like we got the parthan on. right there but I went to. visit you know I went to visit we got it. right there that's right you can see it. bro I went to visit my uh uh my my my.

friend from Baltimore our families were. in Greece at the same time and we drove. to his like hillbilly ass hick like. Village and in Alan in right like. northern Greece closer to Albania these. like still had an ouse. they had indoor plumbing but they just. had it For the Love of the Game just to. also out about Outdoors. really you know what I'm saying it. connects you to Mother Gaia oh yeah it's. like take that. government you know I don't need the. Department of Sanitation telling.

me where to that's one vote for. Trump right there dude every time he. in the yard homie absolutely uh. that's how that's how they're taking the. census they're count how many turds are. in underneath under people's. yards um but we went to his. Village and they straight up had this. was the year this must have been. 2002 they had an Albanian indentured. servant I'm not even kidding they had. this that like wasn't. allowed upstairs had his own little.

basement apartment and they were. like yeah we couldn't the last Albanian. took our shoes so we couldn't trust him. in the in the main house anymore. and I was like what the is going on. I'm coming from Baltimore and I'm like. they have light Albanian slavery in. these in these Villages dude. this was 2000 post 911 it was crazy and. you can vot right now on slavery right. now on the uh on the YouTube uh no I. look man I think yeah if I the first.

time you see uh shoes that's. yeah laces you're like damn look. at these body. tires. help so yeah I guess albanians and do. they have is there a mental issue with. them because really I would no I think I. think you you know um my I think that's. what they would this guy this particular. guy I don't remember his name 100% had a. bit of a mental issue oh yeah big Smiler. let's say yeah yeah my boy had big.

Smiler not the best teeth that did not. slow him down for one second you know. what I'm saying but oh dude no windows. but still cutting the lights on. absolutely kind of skip doesn't skip a. beat like they're just hurling you know. uh insults at him and he's just taking. it with a grin and getting some fresh. well water for for supper you know what. I mean doesn't bother him at all heavy. pet dude oh yeah kind of dude that'll. just stir thing of hot soup with his.

hand. absolutely those those nerves have. been dead for years those nerves have. been dead after multiple like raccoon. bites those that thumb is dead dude. let's just say hip hop herab dog okay. yeah they should study him dude yeah how. he survived they should study him it. would take about 40 minutes yeah. absolutely yeah if you go well it would. be one there's one extra something.

there's anra that would take a little. longer but dude that extra chromosome. there's also it must have creatine in it. because a lot of people that are you. know men you know a lot of people call. them menal or uh you know uh people that. are missing in action but aren't missing. you sure sure sure sure sure sure they. those people they're absolutely the uh. the torque that's in them mhm well yeah. they're literally more they're one extra. amount dude so they are stronger they're.

hyper masculine that's that extra. chromosome is that true absolutely yeah. so the extra chromosome at least that's. one type one style okay I don't know if. it's we're talking Downs right now I. believe I had a friend who whose son had. the extra and I think the extra X is. girls Y is dudes I believe so if you're. x y y that means you're like a turbo bro. yeah so those hairy you. know eyebrows wild jacked jacking off.

fast you know at a young age like oh. they can jack off and then catch it on. their. eyebrows you know absolutely in for like. we're talking like yeah it's like. hanging up the Christmas lights oh damn. look what Randy an. icicle yeah yeah yeah. B dude we had yeah we had uh uh Uncle he. used to masturba in his sleep right he. had um I think he had an iron deficiency. or something um so that whenever he. stayed over my mom get more of these. Jingle Bells on his.

wrists ironically the more they jingle. little iron probably peeled off went. into his bloodstream his hand full of. iron puts it on his open and he. gets into his bloodstream it's a. win-win yeah I think she just wanted to. keep things you know if he started. cleaning himself out she she wanted to. keep things Co course it's it's a good. safety mechanism too but I'm just saying. the Silver Lining he might be up you. know he might have more energy. throughout the day cuz his higher levels. are regulated well I think he was.

missing some silver lining which problem. at the beginning but yeah he was copper. heavy dude you can see some of those. dudes we had a guy in our neighborhood. had he was had extra copper in. his blood or whatever and he if he would. have to he had real heavy eyelids so. when they blink down his whole head. would kind of go down like that like it. just that's tough you know and then he. had a C1 cervical ISS he had I think. some kind of spinal issue because of the. sure the constant heavy heavy blinking.

that copper baby that's gonna take a. toll on the neck either it's going to. get stronger or you're and he. just didn't have it in him he didn't. have that thick neck yeah he didn't have. that torque in him but yeah. congratulations Alex too Alex just and. he knocked up the lady the we got a we. got a half on. Deck alert alert the learnt the. maternity. ward he got a with some slippery. fingers yeah just say hey he's going to.

take the other baby's pacifiers out of. the hey hide the fent inol. patches you know what I'm saying we got. an. Albanian dude that would be the best. cartoon if you ever did a carto it would. just be Albanian babies absolutely AB. Albanian babies yeah what do you say. guys huh well in the Bronx they're like. that's the mafia like albanians well. yeah babies yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm sure. there's some tough ALB babies yeah.

albanians I love there's something about. that Russian like um you know you'll get. your child like a a doll made out of. stone you know your child like a 30 lb. doll yes like a yes absolutely a real. life Gollum you get them a real Jewish. folklore they're like look we're going. to have to train against these because. they tend to also be anti-semitic and. they think Golems are real so they get. their baby oh yeah are they really an. well I think a lot of the the Eastern. Eastern world is really well because you.

got to look at Europe they figure ways. to be racist like Yugoslavia broke up. because Serbia thinks they're different. from Croatia or whatever right. to like you wouldn't know the. difference right I I barely would so is. it indiv is it or is it that they also. respect their individuality more I'm not. think is that is that part of it too. that like because are they anti. everything are they anti like yes they. definitely think they're the the man. right every like they think like each. little fu Village it goes back to like.

Village so it's like but that but. it's so funny to be like you'll see. people who will kill you know. grandmothers over this conflict and then. you like zoom out and it's like same. guy you know what I mean like. there's nothing different it's like the. tracksuits are slightly different colors. you know what I mean but they're the. same type of they're you know same dude. uh but it is funny to have like there's. everyone has pride in that part of the. world everybody has Pride then it's like. you can drive through the country like. you can drive through Greece in eight. hours it's not a big country but.

like yeah dude it's crazy when you go. through a trip to Europe and you're like. the French and the English just for. thousands of years fought each other and. they're you know a 20 minute. helicopter ride apart you know what I. mean like it's it's like getting the. Queens from Queens to JFK it's like you. that's part of France is that close to. England it's up dude that's why. yeah it is crazy to think I wish. sometimes I wish we still I wish we had. more stuff like that I wish we would. sometimes go to state governments do you. think we would that we could end up like. that over here get go more individual.

State statewise like you know the. original sort of conception where. everybody has their own little their own. little Vibe yeah I think it would just. be I mean it would make Sports would be. so much more exciting because you would. be like if yeah if Georgia is playing. California they are playing California. yeah yeah well that that is what's cool. about like I love soccer obviously and. that's the one thing American Sports. misses is that like these are countries. that literally fought each other like. when you have Algeria playing. France those colonized.

Algeria like Algeria wants to them. up so it is cool but yes I think you're. right it would be a real there'd be a. real melee situation I think about that. sometimes where it's like yeah what does. happen if we just you know everyone. everyone calls each other's Bluff and. we're just like you you we're. separate countries and then we see what. happens yeah I think I think it would be. really exciting and I think well it. would definitely be more exciting and. also the states are getting really. different you're having states that are. like going bankrupt you're having states. that are keeping it together you have.

states that are like um you know that. can't take care of their people you have. states that that can take care of their. people you know um you have states that. have like legal gun carry and states. that you know it's like I think you're. getting they seem to be getting more. separate than together and I think we as. a country seem to be getting like that. at times yeah I mean it's also. huge you do think about it you're like. this really shouldn't be one country we. really should break it up you know a. couple countries yeah give a couple.

countries you know still no pass still. like like the EU I can go vacation there. you know what I mean I don't want to. have to do a bunch more paperwork to get. in right but you know that's the other. thing you know the culture War. would get so annoying where it would be. like if you're from New York and you. just want to come hang out in the South. you know they would they would. with you a little more and vice. versa you know what I mean they would be. like Yankees yeah yeah yeah absolutely. you have you'd have to wear like a gay. patch yeah you know if you went to if. you were gay you mean yeah yeah yeah oh. to let like a star David thing or.

whatever you have there' be certain. places where it's like if you're trans. we want to know yeah put a patch on. we're put the trans P got problem we. just want to know what we're dealing. with coming to Florida yeah look it's. it's hunting season just started and. some of these guys can't see well so we. W yeah put patch on look if you have uh. if you're sexually uncertain we need you. to put this orange vest on yeah exactly. yeah because we want to know if we. you if it's gay or not that's it nothing.

to do with you it's all about our. accounting we keep track of our own. you're on vacation we're not going to. with you but if you get sucked off. by our pal he gets one gay strike and. then he can't yeah three strikes and. you're. out three strikes they take a little bit. of your penis away unless you get. elected as to be a senator you get two. more strikes yeah that would yeah that. would be yeah that's interesting it. would make making uh state government.

even gayer which is hard to do dude I. just put I I think I would it would be. neat there would be. more like excitement about your state I. think or you would have to take more. State responsibility yeah I think um. what was some would be some of the the. good points of that I wonder well I. think a lot of it would be you would get. to decide how to spend the money I worry. that I think it's a good idea in theory. and again I don't know because. it's been so long since I've actually. known like this but I think a lot. of states depend on federal funding way.

more than we realize yeah just say. Mississippi if you want to right right. right right right I think what would. happen is like uh um and and also it's. like once you stop being different once. you stop being like you could in theory. be like well we're not going to spend. money on the military like there could. be like you know liberal states are like. we're putting our money into whatever. the and then it's like first of all. who gets all the who gets all the B all. the planes that's would we play. like rock paper scissors for that.

well the military would still have to be. a general consensus unless you'd have. state military as well right but you. would you what you're talking about. essentially is becoming independent. countries basically or coalitions you. know what I mean like if you broke it up. into four states maybe divided up by. population yeah maybe it would be yeah. it would definitely be exciting bro to. have that going on in our lifetime like. whoa we started out as a country we. couldn't do it couldn't do it and so we. started to separate why wouldn't you.

up the like the liberal C the. liberal country though like it just. feels like it would be a quick like all. the place with guns if I were a gun guy. yeah and we and you gave if you took you. know New York and La these huge. economies it's like why don't we just go. kill those guys like it would be. why would you just declare war and be. like dibs on you know this yeah oh. I think at definitely at New Year's Eve. when it was like the time where you. shoot guns in the air I have a feeling. everybody would just turn their guns.

right over to the state they don't love. yeah yeah absolutely so the bullets all. flew over there got well who knows who. knows where it comes down not not my. problem I'm. celebrating you're just unloading the. clip or an Albanian wedding maybe let. the clip let the clip sing Let. The Chopper sing for an Albanian. wedding oh dude that's fun man I would. live where would you I would have to. stay I would have to stay in the.

whatever. Northeast uh country would be i' would. be a New York guy I think so you would. yeah I think you would be a BAL as long. as Baltimore of Baltimore yeah yeah yeah. I would hope Baltimore and New York. would be in one kind of Mid Atlantic I. think that's what would happen you'd. have kind of like a you know what I mean. you'd have clumps it wouldn't be just 50. it wouldn't be 50 countries what we're. talking about here oh you say we. probably get down about maybe 20 States. or something 20 maybe 10 you know what.

I'm saying maybe five who. knows what if it was some weird. state that formed all across the like. Georgia. fornia and it was like this they just. took or just yeah took all the coastline. they're like we're the Beach State suck. my dick you want to come to a beach you. got to you got to go through me. that would be dude if. San Francisco like commandeered like all. like certain like like all the they. owned all the like certain rest areas. along the way yeah yeah yeah well that's. what you do with the homeless put them.

to work give them a couple guns give. them you know what I mean like you would. have you would have the you you could. have the homeless Marine Corps you know. what I mean where it's like they just. got needles you know they got little. Wolverine hand needles coming at you you. know what I mean that's oh or they're. all they have like a big needle yeah. yeah one giant needle and they just load. it up and just yeah and then they just. run and inject it into somebody yeah. yeah yeah is it Fenty is it hormones who. knows yeah dude I got Nan you're just.

hitting each other with different. needles that is interesting cuz my my. gut reaction would be well Whoever has. guns you know Southern States whatever. would it up but every every time I. feel like you look at Fox News it's like. a different guy that's so scared to go. to New York City who's like the toughest. guy it's like you have guns and but. you're scared of the homeless so it's. kind of a natural it would it would be a. natural like stalemate where it's like. we would just need a wall of patrolling. and then give them houses give them. little sick homeless Huts lean toos on.

the outside absolutely get a shanty town. teach farming to homeless people I. wonder if well I think yeah one of the. big issues with the homeless is just. that it's uh there's two there's like. half people are not doing well half the. people are drug users there's huge beef. on the street between homeless and just. drugs on the drugs sleeping Outdoors. doing drugs right right right yeah we. don't know about that c get out of our. community kind of thing right there's a. yeah there's a lot of beef out there.

between those two cultures I get that. dude they I talked about this before I. think but they had in Los Angeles my. apartment is right by a big park right. and it's hella homeless out there. there's a dude that they caught killing. uh he had a rooster and then they. finally found the dude that had it right. it was waking everybody up right for a. four block radius this thing. they finally no chicken's just the. rooster well he ended up kill killing. the bird and and doing a meal with it oh. nice and then they had another pair of.

guys and one of them I think was a woman. but whatever sure sure everybody can do. what they want yep and uh but yeah they. were two men and. then they they stole a bunch of high. school band equipment. right so bro it was that's awesome. crazy if you're GNA do homeless crime. make it fun you know what I. mean with your dick hanging out of your. old ass.

[Music]. sweatpants Benny and the Jets they were. just bro they hit his head sheet music. from a high. school awesome oh God it was. you got a lot of time you got a. lot of time on your hands if your. homeless Master an instrument oh yeah. that's you know what I'm saying like you. know I mean like let's learn how to play. the French horn dude the. that's nice yeah.

there's some guy playing Taps every. night when they go to. bed I love that dude that's sick. yeah man um but dude congratulations. there is something that or I don't know. if you feel it because you're from a. little bit younger generation than me. right or you know probably 10 years. younger so do you feel like was there a. level of getting Netflix that made you. it made you feel a certain way because. mean for sure was there yeah yeah I mean. I think I think part of it was like. these last couple years went better than.

I thought possible you know what I mean. like I put out the special and I started. posting clips and people just responded. in a way that I'm still confused a. little bit about where I'm like or these. like theaters and like that and. part of me was like this is sick. I'll always continue to do this I love. having control over how like people. interact with my but at the end of. the day there is something there's a. huge a totally different type of. audience on Netflix mainstream people. that really even though everything's. moving online that's like moves.

slower than people give it credit for. right so there's still so many people. that like don't know who the you. are if you're just on YouTube even. though it might even though it really. helps selling tickets so it was like I. was just like I want one like I have no. mainstream credits I have not one like. you know no late night no you. know no TV none of that so it was. just like let's get one real one and. let's let it be a place where. everybody it still has that like.

like there because there's no Comedy. Central hour anymore there's no HBO. special anymore I mean I know they exist. don't get me wrong but it's like Netflix. for a while I think became the the place. for comedy and so and I think they kind. of they realize that with everybody. doing YouTube like everybody who got. specials recently you know you look at. Shane you know what I mean like Sam Mark. SCH whatever everybody me we all had to. go do it we had to almost prove. it and then Netflix like oh this.

this is going yeah like but then they're. doing a good job of like they're like no. do it here now and I think it's been a. really good thing of for comedy where. it's like we all made our own fan bases. and now it's like now some of us are. bringing fan bases there but then it's. like there's regular that. just want to watch you know I mean the. office is on peacock now but like the. office just some mainstream that. have no clue who I am so it was. hu it was it does feel really cool and a. lot of PE it's funny cuz people in your.

audience will be like dude Netflix hell. yeah that's huge and it's like it is but. also like you're here you know what I. mean like you found me already why does. it matter that I got NE but like it does. still matter and to me it feels cool. because it's like you know it feels like. the place. where theoretically it could be some. huge not that I'm banking on to be some. huge hit but it's like you're at least. in the mix where it's like all the. mainstream is on there so it's like. you're at least you feel like you're in. a different you know kind of in a little. bit of a different like League a little.

bit Yeah so it was cool no it's. interesting yeah cuz I think it used to. feel like yeah if you got a special on. something or or you got it wasn't you. couldn't tell your friends you were a. comedian it felt like right this is just. my perception that until you got. something on television you know or. something you know something on. streaming something somewhere until then. a lot of people thought you were just. like a gay guy like trying not to be gay. you know like damn like dude absolutely. this guy this how out of his system yeah. you know he can't sing he can't dance.

all he's got is telling little stories. he tried playing the homeless trombone. he got blown off the streets so. now he's got to do his gay little. stories yeah that was it it really is. art for the least talented people in the. world that's what we're doing it's like. we have no we are not showman you put us. in the 20s when everyone every how you. doing my lady you know in between they. had to be their own dance guys we're. we just kind of tell. humorous. stories yeah we would be on a wanted.

poster oh my god dude we were peeping. times before they had Windows yeah dude. yes absolutely just be just trying to. put your cheek up against the woman's. window and maybe her she rubbed her tits. on it for a second some of that heat. gets through that window God I miss all. that and I love. [Music]. that you know. uh yeah but there was there there was. something about getting it in a place. and I think having it a place where it's. like I think it starts to if there's any. I was just wondering there used to be. this thing in our heads that would be.

like oh man this thing's spinning and if. I don't get once you get something in a. place where people can go view it then. it feels like you're at least a you've. achieved some goal totally if even know. if it's a success but it's a goal it no. I really feel that way a little bit. where it's like so that's what I was. wondering is it still like that it feels. like a like a safe point in a. video game right you know what I mean we. can save it now yeah yeah yeah it's like. I can take a break cuz dude I've been. I've been going like I've been. not since the pandemic ended it's like.

it literally has just been like my road. business and my like on mine has. kept growing to a point where I felt. like I couldn't stop I was like I needed. some tangible thing even though that's a. little in your head I think we're both. and a lot of people are just a little. neurotic in comedy where you have to. feel like you have earned a break and to. me it does this thing does feel that way. where it's like I worked hard as. put out a special busted my ass to get. more material in a year so that I could. potentially do this and now it's like we.

saved I'm going to go I'm going to. do some side quests you know I'm inv. viice City I'm gonna go I'm gonna go you. know to the do the cheat the hack where. they suck you off yeah you know what I. mean I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the. beach and shoot you know what I mean. just like hang out like I can't wait to. do that but yeah it definitely feels. that way and it's hard because not a lot. there's not a lot of that stuff anymore. a little bit of it feels like we we. don't know a path there are no answers. wow the thing that's except maybe your. own podcast which is kind of why I.

started one too where it was just like. that's like you're connected to your. people once a week and I love that. aspect of it but everything else dude. YouTube YouTube could decide we. don't want dirty on our platform. tomorrow and then what the do you. do you're you know and it's like. even you know Instagram Tik Tok all. those can change their. algorithm like that they could ban you. just I got plenty of you know what. I mean we plenty of PE all comed said. some wild banable if they decide to.

switch up so it's like so it does you. but this does feel like hey I have this. body of work at least where it's like. the big picture thing that's there and. then it'll help with all this other. until we figure out what the next thing. is yeah yeah it's cool man well. congratulations dude thanks dud you. really deserve it and yes but it was. cool I know you and I cross pass a. couple weeks ago yeah yeah we were both. in Cleveland in Cleveland yeah dude that. was cool man that was awesome that was. sick that was cool man Aran the. the house of you were playing akan where. LeBron LeBron was built yeah the darkest.

theater I'd ever been in very dark I had. no idea how gigantic it was I literally. thought I was like oh cool Theo's doing. like he wants to do some small theaters. and I thought it was like people. right in front of us and then they. turned the lights on and this. goes up like that high. there was like suicide section huh oh we. do five or six guys dive off. there bung jump off that yeah a. couple dudes that yeah some auditioning. for antifa had my shows whatever um yeah. dude it's crazy we had a show last night.

I am tired man we had a show last night. in uh Huntsville hell yeah what was I. thinking about oh when you said Federal. funding oh so if say if they did divide. into States right so Louisiana there was. a time where they were given Federal. funding and they said we had to change. our drinking law from 18 to 21 can you. pull that up Alex what that's. and we said. you bro we said you not only are we. going to be drunk but we're going to let.

our roads deteriorate so we drive yeah y. the following year there was like 7,000. drunk driving. desk like we try us. we don't care they're like it's babies. with fetal alcohol syndrome. driving yeah it's Albanian babies pull. up an article just if you see something. like that that's awesome dude. yeah I respect that so much but we tried. I remember. to do that and for a few years it stood. up and everybody's excited we can drink.

you know but then everybody's kids were. dying families were dying like man we. shouldn't drink yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah um it is funny. though if you watch like clips of when. they pass drunk driving laws people are. just like are you kidding me in. my own truck the government is trying to. now they're in my F-150 what's. next you know what I mean it's like. people fight. good like any regulation tooth and nail.

which like it's like the way a baby's. like I'm not going to bed suck my dick. then they you know they wake up and this. look let's say this this baby does smoke. cigarettes and has had a history of. gambling online to be able to say that. kind of stuff yeah yeah very he's got a. dirty mouth a foul mouth this baby yeah. this baby worked offshore for a couple. years here it says publish March 10th. 1996 at 5: am um let me see for Year let. me see last week the Louisiana support. Supreme Court ruled that the state's. drinking age of 21 is a form of age.

discrimination oh yeah and toss tossed. out the 1995 law as well as the 1986 law. that barred those under 21 from buying. alcohol Louisiana has become the only. state in the nation with a drink in age. of 18 that's not still how it is though. is it no they had to change it at some. point when the potholes were so big it. was just swallowing entire cars oh. there's people doing like spas in a. pothole where they put a um put a. heating rod down into a pothole that's. awesome pull that yeah dude they. had people yeah some people drove into a.

pole dude they fil they filmed that. movie Tremors in a pole. there whole Sound Stage down there oh. there's people was in musk is doing. something down in one of them yep one of. those little tunnels um my man loves. tunnels the weather is getting cooler in. a lot of places if you go outside you. got to come back inside cuz it's cold. that's. why that means it's fine time to stock. your closet with winter. clothes with ibata you can get cash back.

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tasty and they got all kinds whatever. your diet is they'll do it for you what. about so the holidays what was it like. the H what's the holidays like up in. Baltimore because Baltimore and New. Orleans are pretty similar bro yeah. they're both well I I first of all new. orans rocks such a sick City but yes. they both are cities with their own like. Vibe but I don't know I mean we were my. family just did not Greek people didn't. have Thanksgiving oh really so like we. we OB we adopted that while we were.

here obviously like you know you're here. you live in America whatever but like my. family was not a turkey family my dad we. would always get a leg of lamb we would. always have lamb and we would go our. Thanksgiving was we would always go to. my brother's Godmother's house who lived. just in the hood truly like she I don't. know what the happened she's the. only she's like a four six woman both. dimensions just a nice. you know where's a 38 38. pants absolutely dude all shoulder she's.

the she rules yeah she's so she's like. very you want to talk about a low Center. gravity you cannot move this woman. believe me she digs her heels in she and. she just like lived in the like. East Baltimore in the 90s it was. brutal and like to that was the first. time I was ever scared of a neighbor cuz. it's a little kid you don't know any. better it's not like by the way. Greektown was not good but we were would. go there and would be like what the. is going on here like you know kids just.

playing like basketball with like like. legitimately not ball like what with. like a uh yeah there'd be kids playing. with like a big. orange and they draw the lines on a. marker very large orange you know they. peel that you lose you have to peel it. for the winner and serve it to. him if you lose you get scurvy you don't. have you don't have the correct vitamin. C it was the the only orange that you. know live in a food desert of course in. the hood so it's the only orange for. Miles so that's a coveted coveted thing.

but yeah they would and it wasn't. literally it was like you know um like. not a real hoop it's like one of those. crates that you cut out and I was just. like what the f like and we we were not. it was the first time I was like what. the going on here and like why. did she live here because I always. thought she was rich like in my head I. don't know she just carried herself like. a you know rich woman I guess and we. would just go there and just like you. know have watch the parade have a bunch. of weird half Greek half American dishes.

she made some weird mushroom rice and. just her sons would us up you know. like that rough housing of just like if. you're if you're four and some wom's got. teenage Sons they are just you know. tossing you around slapping the out. of you being like you're a if you. tell and you're like I'm not a. yeah you're not a but you're in a. neck break and then you punch him in the. dick that's the one move like a little. kid has when when they're fighting like. a teen is just the the nice punch. oh yeah but that was our holidays were. real you know and then Christmas was.

just did they have Santa would you ever. do a Greek Santa not a Greek yeah Greek. Santa tell me what you want har you know. over here oh beautiful girl come here s. s Greek Santa's like the 16-year-old. hostess at the diner is like you tell me. I tell you what you want no problem come. here I have I have for you you not tell. my wife Miss CLA don't need to. know yeah yeah Greek said all the kids. get a handful of feta from his pockets.

it's like Rich inside not to deep do not. rich deep everybody have to have. feta yeah but we waited we waited in. line to see Santa Claus yeah oh. I loved all that I loved all that. Whimsical American cuz that's the. other thing Greek people do Christmas is. actually not a big deal New Year's is. when you give give presents but my they. tried that we were like look. you move to America I'm.

getting my ony I'm getting my. on December 25 maybe even the 24th but. yeah we were just yeah I I'm trying to. think of what they had in our town if we. would go see a Santa you have a little. hoot NY they had a dude yeah they used. to have this place it was like uh. secondary bread or something you ever. seen one of them shops where it's like. you go get the bread but they should. have sold it yes the other day sure yeah. yeah yeah soup. kitchens like your mom's like we're. going to a store.

Theo it's all bread in. there but they have a dude over there he. would pull up this kind of cage and. Santa bro and he'd be like what do you. want there Bo you know yeah come on on. th On th we going to get your. boy yeah Cajun Santa you want you want a. list like he he gave out the lamee. like he gives out lips he's like you. have ailments from C Santa you got a.

cliff lip now boy you going to wake up. without your front tooth you want a. little cleff pallet from Santa huh yeah. your left leg is going to be two inches. longer than your right leg from my let. me see if I got a little polio in my. sack for you there. boy let me get something that slow you. down in the. swamp the Friendship of an alligator. he's just he gives you mystical. presents there will be one Gator he'll.

be your friend but there'll be three. Gator be your. enemy he would be like let me hold your. hand and we together we'll pray for your. dead twin that was never born I'm like. dead twin his eyes roll back in his head. he's like tell Mommy it's Todd's gonna. get her. next oh that's twoo more Fant Ria for. one day for Fanta oh I need. Gumball quick get him some so he can. tell the.

future oh man H get that boy craw dead. somebody get the let him suck on the. head somebody let him suck on the head. so keep his yeah keep power keep his. energer y yeah that's his present too. it's like craw dad he didn't suck on to. completion I left a little head on the. meat little meat on the head there for. you boy you been a good boy I got your. hot warm o out of my. pocket let me give you a warm oyst and a.

couple Nan. tablets welcome to New Orleans. baby this here little Wayne's a box of. shorts from when he was in the hot boys. yeah yeah we got a picture of Lil. Wayne's box of short. fire police investigating viral photo. taken at mall Louisiana Santa cash and. gun let's see what happened here there. they go that's sick oh yeah. there's some dude oh that's a great pick. and what the article says there brother.

I hope the police are searching them to. give them the key to the city Baton. Rouge photo showing two men posing with. stacks of cash and a handgun alongside. of M. Santa that's a sick look dude. and look at say he's dab he's doing a. dab dude that's awesome he's one he's a. couple dances behind that's I'm trying. to catch on to Black Culture yeah dude. dab came after the dogey bro get it. together one of the one of the men seen. in the photo is 29y old Almanzo Paul.

almano is such a sick name oh it is just. not nope no not. Alonzo Almanzo throwing an extra m in. Alonzo it's a power move. almano dude yeah I love it yeah was. arrested Thursday on an unrelated warn. out of Texas wow so snitching they for. having some Christmas cheer it's. illegal to have a nice time with Santa. Claus now I think it's the 9mm that got. him I thought this I thought this was.

America that could be a Glock yeah time. one of the most American Christmas. pictures I've ever seen what are you. supposed to do not go shopping he's got. money it's Santa's at a mall he's. putting money back into the. economy true and he's protecting himself. with his second amendment rights now did. he get that strictly legally who's to. say oh now we care about red. government red. tape yeah how do we know we in a. lifeguard bro. bro and we need more black lifeguards we.

need more black lifeguards and those. pools get testy yeah let's say this we. need more black lifeguards look at me. Biden somebody Joe here's how you're. going to win here's how you're going to. win the next year more black. lifeguards uh what did I see this. morning oh Joe talking to some kid they. have some another thing with a kid up. there they I feel I'm at the point with. Biden just they it's not it feels like. they shouldn't do this to an old person. oh dude it's fully elder abuse that's.

what I feel like yes yes and it feels. like it's almost like they're trying to. create Stockholm syndrome within us that. we think it's crazy like like if that. were my dad or grandpa I would be like. hey don't do this to him yeah look how. sad he. looks holy he looks so sad. dude the other day one that first of all. that looks like a guy wearing a Joe body. mask somebody get that his. dosage of super Aderall what the.

dude they do I do not want to see. him in public unless they've got him. dosed with like whatever you. know growth hormone whatever dude he is. how good how good do you whatever he's. they give him must feel awesome ERS or. peptides you think whatever it is dude. some kind of we don't even know. about but yeah the other day he answer. there was some question you see that. video he answered Clarissa Explains It. All was his answer holy that was. when I was a child. that's awesome dude that's 20 years ago. but yeah he just smelled a kid this.

morning and they he's like how old are. you there's a new video and he he's like. are you 17 and her brother goes she's. six sorry old habits die hard he's just. clicking he's got the kind of dementia. where he's like now he's acting like he. did in his 40s and that was when he's. riding that Amtrak down to Delaware cute. woman sits next to him on the on the. uh heading honey yeah yeah. you're 17 right yeah yeah he knows the. age of consent of all the states the.

Amtrak passes goes New York Jersey eat. town oh your six your birthday is SE. September 10th hey stop the train right. here conductor stop it for 12 minutes. hey let's slow down in Delaware you know. I'm trying to meet a. girl he knows the safe havens the. 16-year-old say AG oh you know he was up. hey hey right hey let me know before we. reach the. bomic. you know I gotta I got a telegram a girl. charge res B and ask six-year-old girl.

if she's 17 dude is this what does this. guy want to be a comedian it's funny. though to call him creepy it's like all. right guys he's clearly losing his mind. that's what I don't like let's get you. know I don't have I have the faculties. to be a pedophile anymore right that's. the unfair part of it yeah it's like. yeah cut down in his prime now that he's. finally now that he's finally got all. the power in the world he's two SE now. to be a pedophile. it's heartbreaking of those pedophiles. dude it's like the uh the um uh.

what's the the old the old sci-fi. uh oh why not you're talking about uh. Twilight Zone Black Mirror Twilight Z. yes Twilight Zone where the guy has all. the time in the world and his glasses. break and he can't read anymore he's. like but there was time now that's Biden. now he's like but I'm the president now. I could go to Epstein's Island it's like. no it's over sorry Joey it's the are. shut down. yeah just a scile Joe Biden sadly.

walking through an empty epsteins Island. he like what now that I get in it's. done that was the ticket booth. right there he's just seeing a plaque. with just like Bill Clinton. smiling. yeah that's why I want a stuffed four. 14-year-old that's what I want to. goldfish that's what we called him he. was a Chinese.

boy if you do the if you do the. ski. ball they have that those disc toss but. it's on a Chinese boy's penis you got to. get it. on high. difficulty let's just say high. difficulty wow you're like man there's. no way to get this on there huh you're. like complaining saw Bill Gates do it he. did he had a whole I saw Stephen.

Hawking build a robot that could do. it yeah they're like Dice Clay landed a. smoke ring on. it Trump claimed it was fixed yeah like. I do. it dude I saw a pothole the other day we. went to University of Tennessee football. game and we saw a pothole with just like. smoke coming out of it and it reminded. me of Trump's hair dude yeah hell yeah. that hot smoke. absolutely he's had some funny clips. recently too yeah it's interesting he.

feels like he's getting a little scile. too which I'm not against right because. it's gonna get funnyer oh I think it'll. really get funny if he gets in I. think I don't know I just I I am so sick. that we're stuck in this two- parties. they it's we are trapped in the two-. party system you're trapped forever it's. obvious that we're trapped I think. humans are starting to realiz like. there's no more you can't do it anymore. people it's at some point we're going to. have to break out you you'd hope so I. don't know I mean it's true that it's.

like these op none of these options are. good where it's like you see um like on. polling like the little stuff that I pay. attention to it's like when you ask. people generic Democrat versus Trump. generic Democrat wins and you ask them. generic Republican versus Biden generic. Republican wins it's like they just. don't want these guys nobody wants these. guys and it's like Democrats have nobody. they have no like KLA harff has no s. whatever they're not even making a plan. though that's what that's the part I. don't understand like what could their.

strategy be they can't have Joe Biden. run again I don't think it's because. it's just not going to be to me it just. gets to the point where it's like that's. the part that's to me makes me sad it's. like can we stop doing this to this guy. like it's just not fair let him eat some. ice cream right bring in bring somebody. else in instead right now that at least. is a somebody who's viable right and for. all intents and purposes we should. consider him dead like he's not he is. technically breathing but like for all.

intents and purposes the guy's got to. you know like let him retire let. him hang out retire dude he's had a. whole nice career of being a you. know one of the most lucky guys of all. time but I don't know dude but his son. died you know yeah his son died in a um. he was in a union fire or he was doing. something he was in the merchant marines. he was on the top of kilamanjaro and his. son passed away fell into a black school. district and died at the hands of uh.

Naran and local believe it was either. that or brain cancer I can't tell I. would think it was that though he he. might have be I think he drowned at the. uton. zoo somewhere outside of. Cincinnati when Joe burrow threw him to. a pass over the middle yeah to dry Al. Wilson hit. him yeah to see that man God I remember. like it was yester year I remember like. it was tomorrow. yeah but everything's kind of becoming a. little bit of like a farce like um oh.

did you see uh and thanks so much for. being here man this is like the funnest. conversation I've had in a long time and. congrats dude your episode was like one. of my most watched ones I mean it was so. fun people thanks man yeah no. this is so sick I'm I'm thanks for. letting me promote the special. go watch that uh uh fat. Rascal out I think now or next week or. whenever whenever this comes out but. yeah do you feel a respons ability to. stay thick kind of um yeah you know what. I do every time like a famously fat.

person loses weight it does feel like a. betrayal I will admit that uh but I. think I could lose 100 pounds and still. be generally thick you know what I mean. so it's like I just want to I want to. trim it down a little bit I want to get. a little I want to get it uh you know. going a little bit but yeah I can never. be a skinny guy like you see like Fat. Joe lit the man's name is Fat Joe he's. Zed up right now oh yeah he is. his humongous head skinny as you can't. be skinny man you can't take the OIC.

that far get it adjust your dose have a. little Fu have some chichiron and. stay you know big arms little. titties that's my dream just I just want. little titties I don't want them to go. away yeah oh. yeah no I would like little arms big. titties on a G oh you know what not even. little arms big arms little titties is a. move though on a woman yeah yeah. I've seen some hot big armed little. titti ladies big armed little titty baby. that's somebody raised in a m on a.

mountain yes yes B yeah climbing up. somebody got to go uphill pull. themselves up a lot absolutely thick. very very like the the tips of their. finger Al basically Alban soup. fingers Albanian soup. stirs thick Knuckles you know what I. mean maybe bales of hay that type that. that style of although I have not. I haven't Tangled with too many country. girls I'm open to it but it's just never. you know I'm not around them I guess I'd.

love a southern act I'd love to hear a. Southern accent while you know busting. would be cool I'm sure you've done your. F yeah oh my God oh my Dar my my God. roll somebody said one of my friends. said that he a girl from the. south and she said she was fixing to. come oh yeah that sounds I would love to. hear that fing to come fixing to come. I would be like that's awesome take your. time CU what it would do yeah what it.

would do for me was I would hear fixing. to come and I would both get the rush of. a woman saying she's about to come but. just that phrase would make me in my. head smell biscuits and think about. biscuits and think about other like. Southern traditions and I think it would. be a very powerful fix I'll have I'll. have a couple of Scoops at to. come if you're fixing it if you're. fixing to come well I've never had to. come yeah put some cheese on it baby. I'll have a little of it yeah not much. you know yeah all we ate a little bit.

ago well have you ever been fat at all. in your life I had a couple months where. I was fat something happened I don't. remember and uh oh I got in a wheelchair. o for what I got in a wheelchair. dude I got my penix taken out I was. running the bases I was doing baseball. oh my burst or whatever as a child. oh my God and our coach right it was. like just some God he was just so fat he. just hated gay people right that can.

happen he. like your your brain gets so fat it cuts. off the empathy part of your brain so. anybody different than you you want to. just you know you want to kill. them absolutely yeah and he would like. try to point to a base and he couldn't. even he was always he has to do a. full body. point he was like a duck he was like. John McCain duck hunting you know he. just he just couldn't make my. day John M try to F just do it at uh. four degrees or under yeah yeah having.

to do like glute Bridges to raise the. gun so that was crazy dude I think uh so. your popped in the fact I'm shut. down between uh second and third right. oh my God and he's screaming at me to go. and like cannot even I'm going to die. move I am going to die I'm like crawling. towards third base and our field was. kind of down Hill it all went into the. right field so I'm crawling um so I'm. crawling the uphill way yeah a slight.

angle up oh half of our hits went to. right field and uh cuz it was a pretty. hard gradient out. there and so I'm going uphill dude it. was like EO gima you yeah and I've got. yeah we got like sepsis or something and. they took me to the hospital and uh so. then I was in a wheelchair for a while. and I put some of the medications they. made maybe putting a little bit of. weight so I had a lot of water retention. sure little puffy yeah and I think I. thought I was going to die so I just. wanted to eat as much as I could little.

pie on the way out oh at that age C. cobbler oh yeah we didn't have. croissants in our area I don't think no. not even with the French uh Cajun kind. of beignet nothing sausage we had a lot. of roadside sausage oh what's the. strangest. sausage you have armadillo sausage no. I've had what's something that I've had. that's pretty wild I've had Dove you. know I've seen a couple Brothers damn. couple Brothers Grill up a dove outside. of our apartment complex how do you know.

it was a dove huh how do you know it was. a dove they said hey homie you want some. dove you want some dove and I turned. them down most of the time finally I had. a little absolutely it's not bad but you. have to talked to them for a while right. but they're nice but they're good guys. they're just too old to be talking to a. child especially if for eating a damn. Church me like course of course what do. you think they do you think they wait in. trees above. weddings they them and they just. you just see some fat black guy jump out. of the tree we got him have you seen.

that Dove they throw at that wet at the. funeral no oh yeah and it gets got by a. hawk or whatever no the one that just uh. I that's a funny one where they do that. thing where it's like well release his. soul literally a haulk comes and. takes and just kills the Dove and. everyone's. like was like our grandfather's. going to. hell pull that up man pull up brother. Dove release. death pull it if you can man brother I.

think a roadside brother. uh peace. bird deceased see what you got please. type that exact phrase in there you go. that's it right. there uh you want to put them on for a. second St yeah yeah yeah oh. yeah hey my brothers I heard David said. just the day oh if I have wings like. this D for then will I fly away and be.

at. [Laughter]. rest damn boy that's dinner boy and be. at rest that's church dinner um nothing. wrong with that I would eat a I would. eat I would eat most birds I would say. panda you think you'd eat. it ah good question I mean they're. sedentary animals they're pretty fat. wouldn't be tough meat it would be you. think it' be marbled kind of marbled I.

mean people talk about Rogan talks about. eating bear I feel like I see. clips of him talking about eating bear a. lot or he's had guests on that have. eaten Bear yeah so Panda just a Chinese. bear little Sichuan sauce on that. I mean dude put something look at that. right there you wouldn't. have a China could send you panish to. Us's envoys of friendship okay dude pan. sear I would take that I would take a. big bear can you search can you eat. Panda yeah yeah because I've seen a. picture of a bear steak that's got me.

thinking I might bear it' be. so how how how does giant panda meat. taste terrible apparently in 1983 a. Chinese villager and you knew they'll. eat. anything named Ling zong tried for. illegally killing a giant Pandy he told. the judge that his wife cooked the meat. with turnips but they didn't enjoy it so. he fed some to his pigs and gave the. remainder to his sister damn just a. couple the sister catching Strays who. was Albanian.

probably damn yeah I tried to feed it to. my pigs but they were too sophisticated. so I gave it to my fat. sister hey. Marjorie got something for you this fall. you can start speaking a new language. with Babel why Babel because it works. instead of paying hundreds of dollars. for a private tour or fooling yourself. with language apps that are little more. than games Babel's quick 10-minute.

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fight during a senate hearing rising. from a seat before the committee chair. stepped in to diffuse a confrontation. this is pretty interesting the senator. challenge him to a fight yeah it's just. crazy that like this is where we're at I. know. dude yeah let's play it now let's talk. about Mr O'Brien himself his behavior as. everybody knows in this here in the last. time him and I kind of had a back and. forth but after you left here you got. pretty excited about the keyboard in. fact. you tweeted at me one two.

34 oh come five times and let me read. what the last one said um it said quit. the tough guy act in these Senate. hearings you know where to find me any. place anytime. Cowboy sir this is a time this is a. place no it's not you're in the. Senate here okay that's fine perfect do. it now I'd love to do it right. now stand up but oh hold stop it your.

solution every no no sit down down you. know you're a United States Senator okay. get his ass Bernie can I respond hold it. hold it get his ass Bernie this is a. hearing God knows the American people. have enough contempt for congress let's. not make it. work I don't like you cuz you just. described yourself hold it the mic you. have time your statement then let's do. this because I did challenge you and I. accepted your. challenge and you went quiet no I didn't.

go quiet I was I you challenged me to a. cage match acting like a 12-year-old. School excuse me hold it no excuse me I. have M I will say I will say exactly. Senator mull I have the mic you have. questions on any economic issues. anything go for it we're not here to. talk about physical abuse that's good. man that's crazy meanwhile that. guy has two U valde mom sitting behind. him like so sad about what happened to. their kids and that's what they're doing.

dude that's insane the talking about be. you're made no you're made. yeah and he's three and0 Mark Wayne what. he figh in huh probably I would guess. AAR oh yeah MMA he play yeah unitar you. think he had the under giant with the. one yeah with the one shoulder he's out. of Westville Oklahoma wow so he was. maybe Semi-Pro interesting um did he. have a nickname though that would be his. does it have. it the senator what if his nickname was. the Senator Mark govern I like that big.

government Markin you have two names you. oh he beat Clinton bonds oh Clinton. bonds he beat him twice he fought Bobby. Kelly he fought Bobby dude stop. hitting me dude what the. he. lur that's awesome but it's just that's. weird man where it's getting now. that that's how we're going to raise. money for the for the for their County. or whatever for their do they're going.

to do a fight versus an only fans model. and that's where the funding is it's. like the government is dead man it's. like it's I know it just feels like it's. the tech is the government now yeah it's. everything is so privatized which is an. issue I mean like I'm not I don't think. government is good but I just think you. can't trust business the thing it's like. like I don't I don't trust the. government but I trust them slight we. have slightly more direct control over.

the government than we do just rich. people that could do whatever the. they want and that's what's scary is. like Tech like you're saying by default. kind of controls our lives and it's like. you know it starts out fine but like. we're just talking about it's like we've. made our living honestly a big part on. with tech companies goo YouTube's. Google they're one of the. biggest tech companies in the. world Instagram meta whatever you want. to say. and now everything's fine but it's like. these can decide tomorrow. that they can just you know what I.

mean voice we don't need it it's not. part of a bigger if there's a said like. if those companies get together what. what's our goals for the next five years. okay we got to weed some of these people. out you know it's like um but you're. right in that like but you're and it's. scary in that like yeah there's no. people didn't ever respect the. government right I mean or you know they. did there was it was a position of power. whatever but it's like that's what. happens when you don't get money when. it's so clear that these. are bought and paid for that you don't. respect them anymore and so then it.

becomes not who do I trust to like take. care of my district but who's cool and. it becomes a weird popularity. contest and you get a guy who'll. probably be like I'm not a I. challenge some dork to a fight. and then some morons will be. like that's my guy or like. what's her face jacking off that guy at. Beetlejuice like that was the coolest. thing she's ever done oh Lauren bber she. jacked she over the pants jacked her. date first date I don't agree with her.

politics but I do agree with her stance. as a date yeah that's that's her date. etiquette is awesome yeah especially in. a movie theater and it was a packed. movie theater yeah yeah I remember. seeing that I was like wow there's other. people right there and it's like it's. the Trump effect of like yeah the guy's. entertaining yeah the guy's. entertaining well at this point that's. what I think some people are saying this. government is a it's it's I think we've. entered kind of like a private ized. communism that's what it feels like. right and I don't know if communism is. the right word but it's like a. privatized like yeah our leaders like.

Tech is the new fossil fuel I used to. say that years ago it's like that's the. leaders now it's like whoever like yeah. we can be shut down in a heartbeat. because somebody doesn't like our voice. or somebody doesn't like what we say or. our direction or whatever it is and so. those are the leaders those are the. Masters and you kind of need a. government but it's like now the. government's just being used as this. shell company to kind of like that. everybody's masquerading behind you know. and also to funnel our funds into. whatever they want totally I mean yeah.

it's like I wouldn't say communism I. would say like it's kind of like a. oligarchy which is like the. little the few control everything which. is like they're not redistributing. yeah like that's the other. thing dude is like we don't even want. that much like at this point I'm just. like dude you want to you want your. pedophile like Tim Dylan has that point. where it's like just go you know go on. your. do whatever but it's like could we have. some healthare like could we have could. we have the bear like before have a neck. brace so at least when the PED at least.

when the pedophile story breaks I can. sit up and look at my television yeah. yeah yeah you know but it's that's the. thing is like it's not like 40 years ago. the rich didn't have better lives than. all of us and the government didn't use. their you know Senators didn't you know. the kennedies were using State Police to. FY 18-year-olds from Boston in and out. of them bring them beer and like the. powerful have always whatever you want. to say like they are going to have more. privileges than us and that's something. we can work on longterm to get rid of.

but like now it's like they are sucking. people dry completely and it's like all. the everyone every like all these cators. are like insider trading inequality is. so crazy where it's like normal. people cannot pay their bills at. all and it's like and and then you have. like scapegoat issues the The Playbook. is always like let's turn people against. each other whether that's like you know. biger like you know blacks and whites. black Trans all this yeah it's. like that's that's always the Playbook.

where it's like that doesn't. really if everybody had their F if. everybody just had health care they had. a job that paid well they didn't have to. worry about like you know if an. emergency happens am I going to. be out on the street oh yeah people had. blood pressure medicine they wouldn't. say the N word I think absolutely know. what I'm saying absolutely dude but. sometimes your blood pressure so high. you got you get over you get over 180. dude you got to drop at least a soft day. I mean you got to you got to let. some steam off the top that they.

prescribe that you go to certain you go. to certain first date or uh emergency. room they give you a bag and nobody can. hear it just shade into this please and. a muffler a silencer it's the it's like. it's a megaphone but it's like like a. like a gun silencer you're like go ahead. sir shout it into that and it just comes. out so. quiet. beep and it actually registers like a it. also a dog hears. it yeah it tells your blood pressure at. the same time. yeah so if you do hit a certain blood.

pressure like well it's a loud or it. comes out in Morse code you say it it's. like dude yeah there was some story. about a guy who was like Mor like who. was uh doing Braille the nword all over. the place and people were. reading. it I think that was in outside of. Philadelphia oh man that is I got to. admit that pretty. good I don't like nword vandalism but. it's a it's a pretty if you're blind you.

only see black anyway so just to be able. to pull it up with the Run of a. finger here there has got to be it has. to make you giggle and I think blind. people deserve Laugh To Laugh that's a. good point blind people deserve to laugh. more than anyone that's a that's a very. good point and if if putting a couple. end. bumps on Chipotle tables is going to do. it if caring a couple hand bumps at a TJ. Max and that's our. healthare that's the closest we're. getting to healthare yeah I know dude. it's it's tough not to be.

like like almost like nihilistic where. the shit's just not going to get better. where you're like it just feels like. they're G to they're going to suck. people drive so much and I just don't. see any representation of like what a. lot of I mean it would have to be like a. a youth movement I think but right of of. like young people just having enough of. the and like cuz old people just. going to stay conservative that's how it. goes traditionally and I just think like. I don't know man you just got to.

has to get shaken up and we just need. just basic I mean you saw obviously. I was a big Bernie guy and you there was. a big outpouring of like like Trump and. Bernie it's not a it's not a coincidence. that two kind of outside different. things really registered with people at. that time ran together yeah yeah I. really do because I think then you have. where the two if one of them gets provid. one them gets president they have to. compete they have to work really work. together instead of just working with. some guy you picked you have to work.

with the other side gu I know what you. mean but there's no way like those guys. were so aart on so much but I know. what you mean like but but as a as a as. a person an American would been in like. oh that this is what I need there I. think that actually would have resonated. with people just because it's like you. know they were saying some Sim I mean. obviously their Solutions were very. different but like and but like they. were saying similar stuff about like. this is just not you know I don't. know that Trump was talking about. inequality obviously but like they just.

felt like Outsiders in a way Trump was. saying more General stuff Bernie's. message was I think way more like you. know economically focused and. redistributive but like yeah everyone. just wanted something new at that time. and we didn't get it and we've doubled. down on like and then ultimately I think. Trump got into office and it was like a. pretty run-ofthe-mill he didn't really. do anything crazy you know anything like. he didn't really shake up too much. and then you get Biden who's the most. like you know it's it's it's been the. same again over and over again.

right that's what everybody's realizing. I think it's kind of no matter where it. goes and that's what thing it's like uh. I think that's where people are at it's. like is this salvageable or is America. just this experiment of Freedom that. didn't pan out right yeah know what I'm. saying like yeah is are we realizing. that this is how capitalism Falls. because a lot of it is really greed I. think there should be a cap on how much. money you can make as a. dude I fully agree I think like when you. look at how many what like big projects. happened in America like when we got out.

of the depression all this stuff it's. like after a certain amount of money you. got taxed at 90% And it's like I know. that sounds crazy but it's like when you. have when you're making a hundred. million dollars a year do you really. need 110 you know what I mean like is. that that 10 million makes such a. difference to other people and it's like. nobody's saying you can't be prosper you. can't make a ton of money and you can't. do any of that but it's like just. also let's take care of the.

people that you know because that money. comes from somewhere that's what pissed. me off it's like Amazon made so much. money during the pandemic and it's like. they don't pay tax people's money dude. that was like people were yeah exactly. they businesses figure out a way to like. not never pay any taxes and you. have to be so rich to figure that. out and it's like you know the people. that get squeezed the most are in the. middle it's class classic stuff it's. people who work hard as but don't. you know you make like you have a family. your taxes are crazy you're a. small business owner your taxes are.

crazy but if you make $40. million somehow you don't pay any taxes. you know what I mean it's there's a lot. of ways for people to hide stuff it's. definitely tricky um you know yeah and. then and then the lie that oh that our. tax money that it's not like the foreign. aid thing I think at a certain point. it's like oh totally how you can. walk out of your house and want to. contribute to America any like you can. only burn people so much before they.

like you know what man you win fine. right I don't mean anything right right. no I agree and it's you can only do that. so much to so many generations and then. people see it happen to their parents. they see it you know and it's like we. never protected Americans information. like that's another thing it's like. people's information just became. backhanded deals and and. everybody everybody's mother's getting. scammed or losing and that it's. like we don't even your phone number is. even protected I get numbers from some. dude some guy some uh Argentinian guy.

all the time telling me to vote. for him I don't live in his. country I don't live in his country and. I can't understand half of what he's. saying but this sounds hot. yeah some some South of the Border it's. just basic stuff man so yeah no I agree. and it's your the information thing is. really interesting too because it's like. talking about how big Tech like kind of. controls everything it's like. why don't those pay us for. our information they have just taken. people basically they're using us as.

free lab rats for all their it's. like why doesn't Google just pay. everybody $4,000 a month yeah why not. they're making way more than that off. every human being why the. can't they provide like pay us for the. work we're doing for you and. it's like no one and it's like yeah look. I'm at the point where you're going to. steal my information but instead of just. like you know instead of instead of just. like opting in and that's that it's like. well pay me for it right you. know what I mean it's like you know like. pay us if this is our if this is our. world and you're using us to.

test all your and you're using us. to do all the pay people for that. and it's like you know I don't know. I maybe Universal basic income is so. it's kind of that's something that's. kind of interesting it's like if AI gets. really crazy it's like well let's let's. have people have like a basis have all. their bases covered and then hey if they. want with that basic income to just hang. out all day. be kind of poor but have their you know. have all their needs met and just paint. and draw and do whatever the you. want it's just up that like AI.

now now they're like how is how did. computers become the thing and. machines became the thing that does art. and humans are the ones in. Amazon warehouses like shouldn't. shouldn't the robots be working so we. could paint why the how the. are why the do you type like uh uh. Superman with tits and blond blond hair. into a computer and the computer does it. and then it's like but some guy's. putting a 16 hour shift for no. money why aren't why aren't the robots.

the slaves how are humans the. slaves and we like that should. we should have lives of leisure with the. AI it should be the coolest thing of all. time but that's not how it happens we. get some Albanian robots we need to get. some that don't know yeah exact you want. them to be Albanian because they're not. going to get smart like Skynet they know. their. place well you see that chat GPT it just. uh they just fired or the CEO they they. did this whole Facebook backhanded thing.

where some of them voted like the Sam. Alman guy got voted out by his Partners. oh okay it was like some Yiddish melee. and they. all in the middle of the night they all. voted each other out of the. and. uh interesting yeah I don't I don't. follow that too too CL chat GPT. too too too closely but yeah that. was like the first one Chad maker Chad. DBT maker open AI fire founder Sam mman. um pushed its co-founder and CEO Sam.

Alman pushed out its co-founder and CEO. Sam Alman after a review found he was. not consistently candid in his. Communications with the board of. directors what was he lying about I. wonder I don't know they don't get into. that it doesn't seem like um all that. yeah who knows is a hit 20 who co- found. it open about a years ago with a handful. of others and the idea was to create a. nonprofit huh yeah you know while chat. gbt became one of the most viral Tech. products in.

scroll um oh this is this is a. transcript of a podcast oh it is never. mind yes it's too much but they voted. him out a girl came in and now there's. pull up a picture of these guys of the. chat. gbt group Founders yeah yeah let's see I. bet they're hot as nuh dude he's. not that bad he's not as bad looking as. no no he's handsome guy Sam is pretty. handsome guy look at uh but there's. there's a group of four of them if you. can see more his eyes though I don't. trust his eyes they're sad in a in a way.

that looks like he wants revenge yeah. he's not doing oh there they are right. there oh man my man's mid-air transplant. oh zoom in on them what the is. going on there zoom in on those. dudes scoot. over so Sam mman is the guy in the back. right they in the middle of the night. the guy in uh. uh they voted him out I believe and the. guy in the. middle uh the other guy was like only. one bald guys is allowed only one guy.

with up hair and then the guy the. guy who ended up them all. somehow I think is the guy on the bottom. right damn I mean if you're hairlines. like that you're a you're a. menace you want you want the world you. want to take back what the world took. from you which is that weird little that. weird little fuzz top he's got oh yeah. dude who's the who's the P I don't know. she is is pretty though she's dressed. like Elizabeth Holmes which you wouldn't. want to do if you're a tech person right. remember that oh yeah the blood girl hey.

this Blood yeah put this blood put your. blood in this xrox. machine and it'll literally print out. what your what your blood type is like. literally people were dripping their. blood into a glass xerox machine putting. the lid down and it would print out if. you needed vitamin D or not that's how. stupid people are like this dude. needs hat GPT dude. he really I'm g go ahead and say that. what's that dude's name go all. these creeps Amen brother because at a.

certain point people are just ruining. Society yeah at a certain point why. isn't there a. politician that's like hey this this. that we're doing is ruining like. our America why don't we get to vote. like hey this shit's ruining Society. yeah we don't even feel like a person. anymore you feel like a victim to your. phone you don't there feel like there's. no use to you anymore like you're. literally killing the spirits of people. over time right I totally agree I just. and it's like and not to sound like a.

downer I love life I'm grateful to be. alive absolutely but I just feel like. there's more to our lives and it can be. a richer experience if we don't let it. get sucked away by just by by technology. I don't know how you do it but I bet. people would vote to say yeah I kind of. agree with you I think they would in the. abstract but in because I'm with you. fully right I this discussion with my. friends all the time CU I have friends. who make good points they're like. they're like I mean they're like look. this is just how Society is constantly.

technology is at least In Our. Lifetime right like since the Industrial. Revolution it's like every 30. years gets crazy right like and I. don't think it's natural obviously but. it's like a lot of the we do is not. natural right we're podcasting. right now you know what I mean like they. didn't have this man was not meant to. podcast you know what I mean but and so. on on one hand I'm like well look. technology is always going to expand. people are always going to like relate. in different ways but I do think that we.

are getting to a point where it's like. this is getting so unnatural where it's. like I think we and the only solution. though is to take a really to take a. really active like step and say I'm off. my phone this amount of time or regulate. your phone use or like because people. agree with with us I think but then. they're like they're not going to stop. how can we do it you know what I mean. it's like you it's almost like we are. it's like waking up and realizing I. got to go to rehab but it's like the.

entire world is needs to go to. rehab exactly it's like it's like runs. on these systems and it doesn't it. doesn't feel like it's going to go away. at any point and I think the. only it's almost like a privileged thing. like look me and you could go. take a take a two months in a cabin and. not be on our phones we'd be okay we can. hire you know like I literally. hire somebody a post on Instagram for me. cuz I don't want to be on it right yeah. cuz like I I would go crazy if I. was but like a lot of people don't just. like we've backed people into a corner.

where it's like so much of Life happens. online that it's like what the are. they really going to do you know what I. mean I wish it would be you know one of. my favorite times as a child like our. family wasn't real close and one of my. favorite times was uh like sometimes the. power would go out yeah dud get the. candles out get the CES out and we'd all. to get together in the same room and we. hated. but for that 4 to 40 hours cuz we're in. the poor area you get power last.

absolutely I mean we would go to school. still hadn't had power other people had. power there were rich kids like showing. up with like just pictures of power that. they drawn at their house yeah they have. a little electricity oh extra static. shocking you yeah like we got extra. a lunch box it's just a couple. watts in it they're eating yeah they're. eating light yeah yeah you see you go. down there throat their stomach. glows I bet you wish this was powering. your grandma's pacemaker huh.

but so but that was like the kind. of the nicest time in a way because you. needed each other it was like I needed. if I wanted to walk to the other part of. the house I needed my brother to go with. you I needed there was just so much. connection and I wonder if like you. could just say hey on Sunday I think. yeah it's off yeah absolutely shut it. down I mean but that's the thing it's. never gonna be worldwide it's something. people have to do for themselves it's. something people have to just take an. active role in their personal lives and. and it's swimming Upstream from society.

which is like use your phone do all this. pay with a QR code all this. it's it's crazy and I'm with like I. when I'm done the tour and I'm done I'm. doing a bunch of podcast I'm trying to. promote the special um but I'm taking a. couple months off and just not doing. standup at all just not doing just. like truly chilling I'm getting a. flip phone dude dude I'm going. flip mode and I'm just I did that a. couple years ago for two weeks and it. was like I just cleared my head in a.

crazy way where it was like no phones. before I had I would literally check my. phone for like one hour and I would just. like and I would not check it for like a. couple hours until I woke up I would. read a book that's what I would be. because your brain's like let me check. my let me check my you know. what I mean like you're just wired that. way your brain's totally absolutely it's. the it really is trying to bet betay you. your brain is trying to get you. dude it's like who's who's paying. attention to me you know what I mean. well that's a scary part too about the.

ego you know like uh having an ego is so. scary because that thing's growing while. you're not even noticing you that thing. is planning it's plotting against you in. a weird way it helps you in the. beginning but then it kind of plots. against you oh and that's a that's an a. whole other like you know can of. worms right like that's a whole other. thing you have to take care of but it's. hard and it's a different a different. problem but yeah dude reading a. book and like not and going for a walk. and like just truly but dude the amount. of effort that took I planned it I told.

people I was like I will not be. available constantly text this. number you don't know because it's my. burner that's the only way to. get a hold of me only contact me if. something is serious and it's. like you have to almost like plan for it. when it's you can't just slip into. being a regular human being you. know yeah it takes him it takes an. effort it's true and you have to want it. and part of you can can easily be like. you know what I don't want it I just. want to stay here and be a be be stuck. in this hamster wheel Joey paliano in.

The Matrix you want to eat the. steak dude you know what I mean that. what he did was it Italian he's yeah. yeah remember Joey P uh he's the guy who. betrays them oh there's Italians it's in. the AI yeah oh God yeah you should have. known it's in the code that's you know. not there's a bunch of Italians in the. code I got it now you're definitely out. I just I don't know like I think people. are I don't know I don't I just I'm. going to need to get a little bit more. land to separate myself I. think a moat you going to get a moat I.

got close neighbors dude you get a mo. with like uh black teens playing. innocently that would keep Italians away. black teens playing innocent yeah yeah. yeah just riding their bikes you know. not up to anything illegal but Italians. would see that be like I got to get away. from here like so hey this. neighborhood's not what it used to it's. just like black kids drawing with chalk. having a nice Sunday they're like Jesus. Christ what happened here we. used to beat each other over gambling. deaths at this Playground now these.

kids are playing checkers yeah. now we got a couple black Taylor Swift. fans out. here that's when you know the world's. getting crazy those black Taylor Swift. fans dude I know I know we just had they. just had a blackface occurrence where. was it can you bring that up brother wow. somebody else tried it they tried it. past Halloween yeah oh yeah a November. black face is a very interesting move. yeah this is kind of the off seon I feel. like absolutely dude come on a middle. schooler who went to a football game at.

my former high school has been suspended. for wearing black face I was in. attendance to this game which took place. on October 13th a student attends M. mands which is right next to the high. school um can we see a video or picture. let me see oh oh there he is right there. I mean is that blackface though or is. that just emulated the style of eye. black worn by many a. yeah yeah the dude I think is just a. black he's just a shitty painter. that's crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah either. he's a bad yeah he or a bad racist also.

yeah he could just be yeah he's. definitely a shitty painter but it's. like did he mean to do blackface or did. he mean to do I black we don't know he's. that bad at painting the guy is yeah. yeah I mean that's crazy dude I think. yeah and he didn't even do his forehead. I think you could call him. mixed you know you could say the works. it's not it's not percentages you could. say the guy did the guys out here Ben. Simmons or he's naturally pretty Ben. Simmons though yeah he's he's kind of he.

looks kind of Ben he kind of looks like. Ben young Ben Simons yeah def look so. that I think is fair you can't say this. dude is fully black face black I think. at this point in society you should be. able to do half blackace half oh you. think you should do a nice mocha well. people are mixed yeah yeah yeah yeah. what if you're a honey badger fan well I. still I don't think you should do I. don't think you need to paint your skin. his skin color to show that you're a fan. of maybe just his jersey would be fine. yeah you could do just a jersey but I. think if you really want to freaking get. in. there okay get in the game wasn't that.

somebody's M for a while game get the. game it's in the game okay okay this is. interesting if you want to do blackface. you have to prove that you are a. hardcore fan of the black person that. you're doing the blackf face of okay you. know so that's fair you know you can't. be doing there has to be a true has to. be a true homage I want I want to you. have to pass like a driving test but. it's like what college did Tero go to. how many interceptions did he have in. 2012 you know what I mean and if you Ace. that then you get then you get to go to.

uh you get to go to uh Sephora. matches get a foundation that matches. his skin completely and then you. got they should have that Sephora. section Sephora Sephora for the modern. racist look they're not all cold black. there's. yeah let's be let's be realistic let's. be realistic they just cuz we're racist. doesn't mean we can't have some Artistic.

integrity it's funny too because I think. some guys would no one's lips are that. red get get the real lip colors I think. some guys wouldn't some people wouldn't. care it's I think we're probably one. generation away from probably people. being able to dress like their favorite. if there's an athlete that's black I. think we're also probably two. generations away from everybody being. mixed you know yeah I think so I think. we're getting there what else I. personally don't want I would love to. have uh like everyone in my family's. white yeah get you something huh let's. mix it up a little bit oh yeah you know.

I don't want now look I fall in love. with a white woman I fall in love with a. white woman what are you gonna do but. why not get a little something going. also adoption I feel like more people. should adopt if only because why do you. want your genes out there I'm a. idiot my family's dumb as we should. end this like let's an adopted kid is. like take a lottery ticket dude. it's a scratch off yeah some of them. will some of them will kill you when. you're sleep if they're from if they're.

from. Russia yeah well that's what scratch off. sometimes you get but sometimes. it's like uh oh Asian girl that didn't. want this to affect her going to grad. school you know what I mean like but. then you scratch your arm like oh meth. had you tried to sell the. baby like damn this is tough I knew. I shouldn't have bought that from that. gas. station the pump said out of service I. should have known I had a friend who did. have a Russian or maybe he was like. Lithuanian adopted brother didn't kill.

anybody but had a hammer on him wow. really and it really affected my friend. he was like this is my brother but man. his because he doesn't have he's not. saddled with our little dick jeans he. has those big hu you know nice. fat Lithuanian je yeah for a dick. to make it all the way across the ocean. he wrote on it it was buoyant enough to. support him that thing's got to be yeah. that's like the life of pie you got to. be able to travel yeah yeah it's the.

tiger it's attacking people in the boat. uh What uh what other news did we get. man what else. happened b l us stuns Young Americans oh. yeah this was on Tik Tok oh wait first. on Tik Tok can you see the blackface. charcoal guy can we look that. up just YouTube Just. more black face there must have been. some blackace in. uh does. blackace uh head in bag do that.

blackface charcoal guy head in bag cool. [Laughter]. guy as long as you don't talk in a. different voice yeah I think you're good. with the charcoal mask yeah you can't do. a voice you can't there it is right. there guy puts a bag with a. barbecue charcoal on his head let's see. if this is black face or not. interesting and this is in Russia oh. [Music]. Russia oh yeah yes this guy's a GU.

[Laughter]. fan oh damn know that's an even coat God. damn wow why did he do that huh because. it doesn't feel like he's being racist. it feels like he's being weird and. Russian yes see that's interesting that. is interesting if he'd have put on a. James Harden. Jersey right and kept switching teams. yeah something tells me he wouldn't pass. our test he would know hard what year.

which Year's Harden won. MVP shout out to harden by the way. really I love it dude did you see that. thing that the guy did the other day. yeah he got he went off on it but here. here's what I'll say that guy that is. the most I've ever connected to an. athlete because it's like yeah. working hard dude go get fat as and. still get what you want that's awesome. he's not gonna win a championship Jordan. I've I cannot relate to Michael Jordan. at all be being obsessed with your. job like a nerd wanting.

to be the best in the world not having a. relationship with your kids all your. Harden is living life dude and if you're. thinking about the kind of guy you want. and he gets he's always won every thing. he's gotten to play with all his friends. like when he moved to the Nets and it. was like I just want to hang out with KD. again that's the most like yeah dude. you're you're past your Prime you won. your M VPS they did video games a lot of. herd yeah dude they were they they got. drafted they were in OKC together and. they was like it we're going back. there and then they played with Russ. again and it was like I relate to get.

being in your 30s and just want to hang. out with your boys when you were 20 yeah. like he like that's a great. Point man that's a great point stav cuz. we all we judge these athletes on like. they have to be these serial. killers that care about anything but. championships like no Harden has made. 300 million $400 million. would he win is he going to win a. championship probably not he's got two. MVP I think two MVPs and yes he falls. apart in the playoffs but okay he's.

still better than 99% of human beings. that have ever played basketball and he. made $400 million he never had to work. that hard he quit yeah oh he did he. didn't show up in the playoffs yeah dude. you know what happens when it's. Thanksgiving week I don't answer. emails I'm like James Harden I don't go. my boss calls me at 11:00 p.m. it's. going on mute I'm not answering I'm oh. the office is on fire I don't give a. I'm off the clock brother yeah yeah. this is overtime I'm here but I'm not.

gonna work. hard that's why he's getting fat he's. spending all his money getting I. love it dude bro that is excellent man. you're right dude James Harden you're. doing it he's the man he's American he's. a that's the most American of all. time like all right if I try really. really hard I still might not win a. championship so why not not try that. hard at all and still have a sick life. yes that's why I with Shaq too Shaq.

dude Shaq could have been could. have went won way more championships but. he got you see him when he he at LSU. he's like a skinny guy oh yeah and then. he's just like I'm just going to keep. getting fat as yeah might as well. I'm going to do Shazam in the off season. I'm going to do I'm going to rap I'm. going to get fat I'm going to. buy Burger Kings and like that that. and even today to this day shaqs on TV. Dude talking about. basketball clearly does not watch the. games yeah just like has no idea.

what's going on yeah Icy. Hot the insurance he's just constantly. doing commercials dude he'll yeah he'll. sell something dangerous and then the. insurance right after like get the new. Shack archery. kit right right you got a neighbor. that's out of. line he'll just grab a ball off a rim. not anymore right nothing Shack arrows. Shacks arrows yeah hey and then the next. CER is like oh is somebody shooting at.

your. house get the insurance it's perfect. yeah you need the guardian or whatever. it is that little insurance guy. oh yes the general yeah put Icy Hot on. your. grandmother and get the. general but yeah no it's I respect. athletes that are just like this this is. my job it rules I'm going to have the. best time in the world and I'm. not going to be Jordan dude look at the. Last Dance Jordan is sad his.

eyes are yellow yellower than. that 24 right there you know what I mean. like he's drunk as this like he put. everything in those years and yeah he. was the man right and of course I. Michael Jordan's the man I. respect him but it's like you'd rather. be a guy who's a choke artist in the. playoffs but made millions of. dollars and by the way Harden had some. good games against the the Celtics last. when he was on the Sixers last he had he. had a couple bangers but still you'd.

rather just I would rather just be a guy. who's awesome as and never wins but. has no stress versus a guy who's like. lives and dies with you hear Larry Bird. talk about championships he's like it. doesn't feel it just doesn't feel. disappointing when you win and when you. lose you want to kill your it's like. that crazy and like his and it's like. that's a serious killer and yeah. he's awesome but I don't want that. dude I want to have a good ass time it's. a great it's a great it's a great Point. man I think it's just an overall good. point about how like we get caught up in.

having to be the champion yeah and how. unrealistic it is that everybody's going. to be the champion toally totally and to. recognize do I really want to do all. it's going to do to possibly be the. champion and then what are you. realistically left with like yes there's. some recognition to it but is that worth. the things you might sacrifice along the. way you know yeah totally and yeah and. just because something your job doesn't. mean to be the champion long as you show. up do a good job and have fun have fun.

entertain people you know what I mean. awesome that's great man I really. appreciate you thinking about that yeah. yeah yeah of course dude yeah it's it's. just it's true it's like because you get. on this invis it's almost like instead. of walking when you get to the airport. sometimes and miniapolis which by the. way they've done a great job great. airport great airport um you get there. and you can go on that track or you can. just walk you know what I'm talking. about with the moving floor yes of. course and you just like you just get on. that moving floor and you just you're. not even really thinking about your.

steps no you're just you know but it. does feel cool I will say it is sorry to. muddy up the analogy no it's but I feel. fast as when I like you go on those. and you I even pick up the pace and I'm. like I'm Superman I'm bionic you. go fast you walk on them oh wow love. that feel you feel so fast yeah oh you. feel like you're in a threesome I feel. like. no that for me historically that's uh. nervous blowing it you know having the. worst time in my life uh I've had I've. had I've had a nice one but most of them.

been brutal what city you have a nice. one in Chicago okay and one in New York. but yeah had some bad ones a couple. other places oh you've been in a multi. multitude of them been in a couple yeah. my I I ended my special with a I did we. talk about this last time it feels like. we did remember cuz I feel like you were. in one I was in a unique when out. outside of Missouri time yes we talked. about it we talked about it grateful. everybody made it out. okay to be honest you know it's just. yeah but if you're crushing it if you're.

crushing it in threesome that's probably. what that feels like well my thing was I. didn't know one of the girls so I like. was trying to small talk while I was. hooking up with this other girl so it's. like it was like hey where are you from. you know oh you have family and you're. just make it just the whole thing was. just ridiculous what other news we got. let's bring a little bit more up I think. you just got to turn I think you just. got to turn that brain off brother when. you're when the dick is hard the brain. is off that's that's I think how it. needs to be oh my that has been my.

number one problem I remember when I. used to be able to smoke weed sometimes. my erection cuz my brain would shut off. yes and my erection dude it would be. like oh my God it would be like somebody. that had gotten to the to the top of a. hill for the first time in its life oh. my good this this view is unbelievable. stayed up there was doing. selfies yeah dude I'm with you too that. is always my problem cuz I when I. actually like a girl the first time I. her I have been hard 0% of the time. because I'm worried I'm going to blow it.

but then if I don't get if it's like you. know just we both know the score we're. just here to bust no problems dick wise. and then again if I break through and. I've been dating somebody for a while. and I trust you know all that all the. like anxiety of like does this person. like me all this when that truly. goes away not just intellectually but I. feel it's going away my dick actually. truly gets hard really and then we broke. literally this happened to me where I. dated somebody and we finally I felt. like we finally got all our figured.

out and my dick was getting harder than. ever to the point where she was like. what's up with your dick like she was. literally like something's different. your dick is like actually she was. like she was like mildly uncomfortable. the first for the first time ever having. sex with me she was like your dick is. has gotten not small anymore like that. was essentially not big not big but not. small you know and then literally we. broke up it felt good it felt good. feeling positive yeah yeah man yeah. that's I I I've I never try and work.

through that uncomfortable phase to see. if there's a real phase on the other. side it's so hard for me man I it's. scary I for me too that's the only girl. I've ever done it with and I will tell. you this it took a while to like get. over that but once it happened it felt. awesome and like I've been too busy the. last couple years like I don't feel like. a I don't know if you feel this way but. it's like on the road constantly and. shooting a special and working on other. projects I don't even feel like a person. like I barely see my friends I barely.

see my family you can't have a dating. life because you're just not in a. City for longer than whatever. and so I'm really looking forward to try. to like focusing on that in the. next year I'm taking most of the next. year off wow really yeah yeah I can't I. can't be a yeah I can't like from St. from the road anyway like I'll do local. I'll work on my Act. and I'm going to say you know you lose a. lot of money doing that but it's like. what do you have the money for yeah um. but yeah dude I would say give it a whir. it's worth it because I felt it w and.

you know it ended up we weren't right. for each other for other reasons but you. know when you get when your dick gets. hard from love that's special oh wow you. know that's a special thing yeah I want. that I think I think you can have it. you're a wonderful guy a a girl would be. lucky to have your truly hard dick. uh anxiety free. oh can't even imagine that really I know. it is hard to imagine when it happened. to me I was so I was like what's going.

on here no way yeah I can't imagine like. getting like having a natural like just. being yeah. rehard I'm reh. harded I'm a. rehard yeah. dude the way you know your love when you. like a. reard. yeah I do not I am like a sniper I. literally have to get my wiener hard run. in there I'm like go go go you're.

getting the signal I'm like a Navy SEAL. dude shout out my friend Lance but I had. to get out I would have to get erected. run in there do the damage and then slip. out yeah yeah yeah I mean before the. gates even closed I'd have to make it. back. out I get that man oh man um what's else. what else what other news we. got. talk no oh yeah this dude this this is.

just exactly where we are again as a. society George George Santos they said. he spent 400,000 on only fans again of. his campaign fun I got to say respect. this guy's a idiot and he's like. like that's the thing this guy's a crook. right yeah and he he re. realistically like was like well a way. to be a CR a sick way to be a crook is. to be a or representative and he's just.

killing it dude yeah this. happened more and more he spent a. honeymoon in. Vegas um he did a Hampton holidays being. a chubby guy with botox is awesome. Hampton in huh that's not very expensive. no no the Hampton's in uh Long. Island oh that dude I like Hampton. they redid them about 12 years ago the. Hampton ends they're great in guy I love. them elevators are all the same they. have like a little nice positive thing. on it with like a black kid on a rope. swing or like a white kid like getting a. lemonade from his grandma yes yes yes I.

was always a holiday and express man. when it came to the lower levels I I. haven't been to I not a Hampton in guy. my top spender she put up well here's. his problem he also put George Santos as. his screen name wait what the. that's a girl right that was her but her. top spender she's saying she's an only. fans model but he's gay Santos is gay is. he yeah well he spent. $435,000 attempting to not be gay what. the go to this girl's is that a is.

she trans or something or is she does. she Peg guys yeah let's see if she's. transed up or maybe she guys no. wow I mean if she's trans I'm sucking. that thing no problem if she's trans. dude uh Red Rover Red Rover I'll be. right uh oh I might have to I'll be. right over. wow what's her name I mean she seems. like she has she might be trans which. again no problems here so ass sex huh. what we scroll down just a little bit.

and George Santos was looking at her I. thought that guy was gay as hell yeah he. might not be gay anymore I think for. $435,000 you can make it out of. anything you know yeah that's true where. I'm from anyway that's a nice no that's. a nice chunk yeah you know that's a nice. chunk absolutely you can stuff the. condoms full of money and just to keep. your dick hard that way in a. woman worst case scenario doesn't Santos. also have like a hot also scammer sister.

I think I saw somebody tweet about that. well a lot of people are just making it. to Pol it's politics now but it's like. they're well it's it's funny because you. don't want lifelong politicians it feels. like because the system is so dirty of. course but then it's also like you you. get these like just fly by night kind of. people like fetman. right um who I'm not saying is bad or. good but he's just you know so as he. shows up like he's you know like it's a. off day whatever yeah he's got his. uh sweat shorts on me and him.

dress way too similar oh that's a good. point although he's not this dripped out. but you know on my on my on my travel. days no if you're dripping he's he he's. a leak yeah it's like he wears like. Champion Athletics yes yes yes you know. which a lot I respect it it's. comfortable. um he paid her rent that's his sister oh. George hendo's sister Tiffany hasn't. paid rent since 20 2020 respect another. scammer in the family yeah so it's just. that's a lot of what's going on um yeah.

absolutely what else what was that other. story you had. up oh this was interesting Bin Laden's. letter to us stuns Young. Americans he was. right a decades old document allegedly. written by Osama Bin Laden entitled. letter to America recently went viral on. Tik Tok with some Young Americans. believing that the al-Qaeda founder made. valid points about their own country I. mean I don't know this letter but. American imperialism definitely led to. terrorism there's no way around.

I mean that's the thing no innocent. people shouldn't have died no. terrorism's up in any way but. it's like you can't say that America. didn't act up doesn't to this day. act up in foreign countries and. yeah we've been destabilizing the Middle. East for you know what I mean like go. back to that article if you don't mind. please brother I just want to see a. little bit more uh keep going. down it's wild and everyone should read. it said one Tik Tok user warning that. the letter had left her very. disillusioned and Confused um Bin Laden.

the son of a wealthy Saudi businessman. founded alqaeda or the base in 1988. following the Soviet defeat and. withdrawal from Afghanistan a conflict. in which he fought I didn't know he was. a fighter oh we we we supplied. them cuz they were fighting the Soviets. a lot of like supplied them yeah we. supplied a proxy war yeah absolutely ah. under his leadership the group launched. several deadly attacks and bombings in. various Nations including the attacks on. September 11th.

2001 um the Bas is an interesting name. for a terrorist group yeah it's the bass. you think they were. you think they were. teror. teror and they do that cool yodelling. the creation and continuation of. Israel is one of the greatest crimes and. you are the leaders of its criminals Bin. Laden wrote each and every person whose. hands have become polluted and the. contribution towards the crime must pay.

its price and pay for uh heavily oh here. it says the Saudi born militant then. wrote the Palestinians had to be. revenged along with the people of. Afghanistan so what he's saying is oh. and here it is the American people are. the ones who pay the taxes which fund. the planes that bomb Us in Afghanistan. the tanks that strike and destroy our. homes in Palestine the armies which. occupy our lands in the Arabian Gulf and. The Fleets which ensure the blockade of. Iraq this is why the American people. cannot be innocent of all the crimes. committed by the Americans and Jews. against us all right we had to we had to.

hit it hit us with a jade didn't you. Osama but so what is he saying here he's. saying I mean he's basically saying that. we have a we we can't you can't just. look at America's actions as no. repercussions of them I think so I mean. look obviously OS I'm not Osama Bin. Laden's off here right like obviously. I'm not aligned with Osama where he's. basically like neither one of us are. he's basically like yeah yeah I know I'm. sorry I don't mean to be like I don't. mean to be like you no no but I think um.

he's Bas I think he's saying that like. by just living in America no one's. innocent and you're able to. that's why I think that's how they're. talking about terrorism and stuff like. that um and and but I do think what he's. saying obviously he's wrong about that. right we you shouldn't kill. innocent people at all but I think he's. saying that American imperialism is like. people are going to be pissed. off about that and yes America has. supplied Israel with tons of billions of. dollars and that and they they're they.

need Israel America needs Israel because. it's a. strategic you know base if in the Middle. East it's the only it's the only like. Ally that they have there you know and. so um and they've they've just kind of. turn we've all kind of turned a blind. eye. to God the situation in Gaza where it's. like yeah unfortunate they're completely. they don't have an independent. government they're under the rule of. Israel and each year it gets like a. little they take more and more of their.

like you know the land whatever and and. I guess the whole point is like yeah. America has been acting in a lot of. up ways that A lot of. people are pissed off about I think a. lot of people don't know about either. probably totally absolutely absolutely. like you don't think sometimes that like. if you go and do something in a country. if your forces it's like you want to. cheer your forces on cuz they're your. team right they're the people that are. keeping your country free but if if you. kill people in Iraq because you're.

hunting Al-Qaeda totally and you kill a. ton of civilians totally the children of. those civilians and the brothers and. fathers of those civilians are going to. want to uh. lived if like if you were under if. you're in Iraq if you're in Afghanistan. post war if you're in uh you know Gaza. under occupation if you you see you see. your loved ones get killed by a.

different a foreign country a foreign. country's Army and you're not it's like. the Cat Williams joke where it's like. what does the Iraq army uniform look. like you know like I don't I'll wait. like we've never seen it he's like we're. just killing we calling. them insurgents dude cat has the best. that's the best. that on the Pimp Chronicles it's the. best Michaelson joke and it's the best. Iraq war joke I think um but anyway. that's the thing it's like yeah people. are going to be pissed off about.

that yeah that's the same thing I think. that it's like you know people you see. like the the you always hear like the. free Palestine movement you know and uh. for me it's like if a place you when you. hear the free thing like free that place. usually needs help right yeah that's. place that needs it's like yeah you. don't hear fre America you don't hear. free Israel you don't hear free China. yeah you don't hear free South Carolina. you yeah you don't hear free Nevada you. know you.

hear you hear free Palestine they it. just man it just shit's heartbreaking. over there without question yeah and our. news doesn't even cover it fairly either. no it it's ABS not at all I mean no one. is for terrorist and it's like the when. you when you point out that the people. in Gaza have been under you know. military occupation with like not you. know not access to water like they have. like a ton of a ton of crazy and. not even we're not even getting into um.

you know what's happened now which is. like they're killing so many civilians. it's out of control it's insane. and it's like to like the the response. is I mean it's like a it's like a moral. crime what's happening and but we've. ignored the context of that situation. which is like yeah dude these like think. exactly what you said it's like think. about what would happen if Americans. were put under that you know that's the. whole point right of like I mean.

especially if you're like a second like. the guys who always talk about I have a. gun in case the government were to. like that's happening to those. people right they're they have no right. like they're they're they're like it's. crazy the situation over there and right. now it's like hospitals are getting. bombed it's like yeah and if your if. your army is so like such a talented. Army as Israel has right why don't they. send guys people in especially if you. already control the area you're telling. me you can't s like I would rather have. our Navy Seals go in yeah absolutely and.

do the job in an effective manner. efficient I know there's no way that's. the thing against you know against the. terrorist people right right right the. people who did it BL it just. seems like the not only cruel but the. dumbest thing well it's like. especially for people that have lived. through Iraq like we live through that. we our gener like we this country. did there was obviously protest but we. basically were like all right we're. taking you okay I guess and then it's.

like it was complete they were. no they had no. yeah yeah saddam's saddam's. sons were too busy buying like. golden whips to hit their. slaves with they were they were. buying tigers and to eat Kurds they. they were like they yes they were. horrible people but didn't have. nukes this is his son right here he's a. goth son he's actually going to be in. he's and he's with a he's with it looks. like an older woman which is kind of hot. wow it looks just like his father yeah.

dude that is funny to to be goth. AMA yeah dude it's like uh what's a good. goth man that starts with L um Lamb Of. Gods Not. goth uh or or like heavy metal yeah yeah. I don't know I'm I'm I'm thinking of a. lot of M's Mega Death. Metallica uh gez I'm really blowing it I. was just trying to think of a good play. on words sorry man I'm I'm out we both.

check swinging we're like H we'll take. another pitch we're gonna we're gonna. pass on that riff I wonder if it'd be. interesting to talk with that guy oh are. you kidding me it would be. fascinating I bet that would be. fascinating I mean wow I would love to. talk with that guy and just see what he. cuz he's just a son you know. I can't even imagine what his life is I. mean he had a ton of kids Bin Laden they. were so I mean they're rich as and. you know I believe culturally it's like. you just have a ton of kids if. you have that much I mean his painting.

suck dick but that's like I would buy. that probably that's not bad I guess if. your nephew did it but also. you're learning to paint in a cave dude. I think he's in. America we don't know if he. is I don't know bro who knows painting. by lamp light yeah dudee if. you're painting by by lighter although. didn't they F when they found when Seal. Team got him he was in like a mcmansion. in Pakistan wasn't he where was he at um.

you know there's a lot of rumor that the. guy who said that they say shot him. didn't shoot him oh you still out there. or they were just oh no no he's deceased. gotcha cuz didn't they throw his the guy. that did it or claims to have done it I. I've just heard that there rumors that. that's not this right oh yeah because. there was like one guy who's on podcast. all the time yeah Michael uh. I O'Brien I think is his name it does. feel like I read the book The book's. amazing okay his book and uh he's a NE. guy I've met him but people say that who. knows yeah but I think there's this or.

maybe there's just a thing it also could. be you're not oh Robert O'Neal that. you're not supposed to say what happened. if you did it yeah I think that's the. code of conduct apparently it feels a. little like you know it's like you know. act like you've been there before like. don't do don't do a dance like a wide. receiver hand hand the ball to the ref. go kill the next terrorist you. know what I mean like there's a lot of. yeah rumor like that um which I get but. yeah that stuff's heartbreaking I I want. to have some people on that know more.

about maybe that kind of Stu I'm too. stupid I I mean you know but yes. absolutely I mean it is it feels it. feels like you have to like it feels. like you have to do something cuz if. you're the power too of course you were. the one that has to figure it out this. the other entity that's not as powerful. or doesn't have any powers or only has. limited powers is they can't it's not. there's no way for them to figure it. like yeah I mean and and the yeah you.

definitely should have somebody on who. knows more like about it but it's like. the history is crazy because it's like. yeah not only do they have it's like. they the people there have they've tried. for two-state Solutions in the past but. nobody wants to talk about how like. Israel didn't want that anyone who was. trying to have a peaceful thing like. they assassinated a lot of peaceful. leaders and they there's even like they. helped fund Hamas because they wanted I. believe they wanted the PLO again don't. but like it's just it's just the kind of. thing where this this thing is so it's.

so up what's been going on for 50. plus years in Gaza and it's like I don't. it's not that I don't understand why. Israel is a you know I understand why. Jews are a little on edge I get it like. there's there's so much. anti-Semitism in the world but it's like. that does not you think there is in the. world yeah I do think there's generally. anti-jewish sentiments but I also think. oh yeah yeah there probably is but but I. also think like that doesn't we're not. talking about Jewish people we're. talking about the state we're talking. about a state government we're talking.

is we're talking about a yeah exactly. government and it's like that's those. aren't the same thing and a government. that no has people that are extremists. in it is different than you know well. that Netanyahu guy seems he just seems I. I I he gives me the creeps yeah they. have I mean they have people in the. government that are just like we should. exterminate them like they're just. straight up saying crazy racist and. it's like that has to also people also. need to know that dude like it's. not it it's especially if you were a. group that somebody has already said.

that to but maybe that's like the thing. where if like somebody says something to. somebody like hate create hate you know. I don't know I don't know how that stuff. gets stuck in people's DNA and stuff. like that you know I know but yeah just. um I don't know this is. heartbreaking it's completely and. now there's too much visibility now. where we are in like with social media. everything for people not to see what's. going on I do think and I also think. there's like a a generation of people. that like for younger people it's like. they're just seeing what's going on. right now you know what I mean they're.

just like this is up like you can. have any you know any um you can have. the reasons you're doing this but like. we're we're 19 we're living through this. moment right now and we're we can't. believe what the and they don't look at. the history of stuff because they don't. really have a long history in their. lives yet so they don't really history. is not a part of things to it's like. what's happening right now how does it. look right now that's the way Society is. now how does this look right now but. it's also I do think obviously you. should know proper context and you. should do your research but I also do.

think there is something to that idea of. like it's also free of a lot of thinking. where it's like oh yeah we're just we're. just taking these at face value like. we're just seeing this and this is not. acceptable to us but who knows we. obviously I'm not I'm not the guest for. I'm not the guest for super in-depth. like that but what's you're like a. yeah you're like a gorgona judge yeah. dude bring in some aged. cheeses bring in a rib bring in. a ribeye I'll tell you which one's good.

four ribe eyes I'll slurp a bowl of bre. down what are we having for dinner by. the way um what are we going to get in. between before the show man hilarious. that's what we got to be talk that's. what we got to be thinking about you. right listen let's keep potting but in. the back of your head you think about. the dinner brother. yeah what could I go for a Porter House. doesn't sound too bad good boy don't. sound too bad to me. brother Cordell Stewart blew a guy at. Shenley park over there the fruit.

loop Pittburgh is unreal. huh yeah I mean that whole the it's that. white trash is everywhere that's. Baltimore talks like that Baltimore does. too Baltimore Philly it's a little. different t t oh my God what the hell. are you talking about you here's what I. say about Israel pal on let him fight it. out Arabs versus Jews who gives a. that's what those guys think put it over. there Joe make it a Raven. Country put a stat take a put a statue.

of Joe flacko up. there we will Annex Israel for. Baltimore start serving crab cakes out. of that mother Ray Lewis was a Jew yeah. they'll start saying all kinds of. oh yeah mhm Matt Stover he was Jewish we. should get the country that should be. for the Ravens. mhm I know I feel bad for my Jewish. friends too that are like why are. we. getting if they're getting Flack from.

people because they're country because. they're. like or because they're the yeah well. you should absolutely it's ridiculous to. blame Jewish people right like it's not. and that's why it's like I don't want. but that but that's like you know you. don't want anti-Semitism to get worse. because of this obviously like like you. don't want this like really we need you. got to stop bombing the place. immediately like you got to have a. ceasefire it's crazy not to do. that and then it's like let's can we. actually try and have real.

productive like peace talks like could. could something good happen out of this. I don't know I'm little and why can't we. step in and try to help we're the ones. that are America is part of the group. that and Britain that helped create it. right yeah it was briti it was it was a. British colony before and then they were. like all right we feel bad about you. just take this essentially you can't ref. the first quarter and then. all right boys call your own. fouls. yeah but one team owns all the balls.

yeah one team's got all the. whistles that's perfect dude that's why. you're great man cuz whistles was the. right joke it's all right man that's all. right wh was the right. joke stavi anything else you want to. think about man I think we've talked a. lot huh yeah I'm good bro I mean we. could go this is the easiest podcast in. the world we I could we could do this. for 10 hours we got a show. tonight I'm trying to think if there was. anything else that we wanted to learn we.

got the special is out people can watch. it it comes out December 5th December. 5th on Netflix I'll make sure to post on. my socials too on that day man I'm sure. people are going to be excited to see it. I just watched Trevor Wallace's new. special I thought it was really cool I. haven't seen where where's it on it's on. uh I want to say Amazon maybe oh or Hulu. but it was just cool Trevor's a hard. worker man that kid yeah yeah yeah he's. a great dude and I love just his whole. thing is like so ridiculous um they did. did they do a podcast where it's like.

just to talk to porn stars because I. really respect that I think they have. them on sometimes they're still they're. still jerking off a. lot I respect that from a philosophical. standpoint it's like like you know who's. the king of that is that guy Glenny oh. Glenny balls yeah I mean I got I got to. meet that guy cuz I feel like that's a. path my life could have gone down he. just has a show with the express purpose. of trying to porn stars yeah he's. the man respect I'll of a uh Buffalo. cheddar before uh before you come yeah I.

have that yeah that's the best part it's. like I've seen a couple Clips he is not. good at. interviewing yeah yeah and like these. girls also are not like the most. talented orators so it's like not. compelling content it exists solely for. Glenny balls to get his dick sucked and. honestly. salute yeah dude welcome to America. Glenny just like James Harden respect. yeah you're the James Harden just having.

a good time dude oh Glen's hilarious. dude Glenny is the most lovable there is. if you see him he's literally like every. he's like a French Bulldog but that had. a lot of quasons you know definitely. yeah a fluffy old French Bulldog oh he's. got some there's some flake coming off. you know I respect yeah like I just I. don't know I don't know the guy. personally yeah he's great but but no. the show is he's like yeah you like. having uh tits in your.

bra yeah oh man I'd love to know his his. conversion rate on the podcast he says. all the time yeah I don't try to have. sex with these girls like well if you. don't Glenny then what are you doing. then you're an Albanian journalist you. try to get on 60 Minutes you think this. is step. one bro then you're just an. Albanian yeah ex that is ALB that is. Albanian TV is like we find the biggest.

breast in village and we ask question. and we see with camera on breast whole. time I did go to my Albanian friend's. house one time as a child and they had. just gotten Albanian TV oh it's. beautiful and they had it was like a. variety show where it was like. skits and it's obviously all this. comedy's you know back 80 years there. where it's like all the skits are like. men dressed as women you know what I. mean like just like that level uh. and then the DJ in between skits was.

someone called DJ topless and it was. straight up you're not GNA believe it's. Theo a woman with her tits out on TV on. like what's on like on a Sunday. afternoon this woman just had her tits. out spinning Euro trash music it was was. awesome see that's the kind of. diversity we need in this country. absolutely got titties out free free. free the nipple for sure free America. dude that's right before it's too late. before it's too late we got to figure it. out we just got to keep communicating.

too and thinking as much as we can and. making people laugh man you do a great. job of that star thank you man this is a. highlight of my month man thank you dude. anytime and dude we got to get you on. stav's world sometime you're in New York. and where do you tape in New York New. York yeah I'll come do it this year hell. yeah dude I'll come do it this year man. I'll do it next um. yeah I got a couple IUS that's a tough. thing with pod it's like you get a few. IUS and then you're doing your own and. you start touring and you're like course. no I get it and maybe we can figure some. out on the road who knows but. anytime you want to come on and. dude I'll do the show every week if you.

want me to no well you're always welcome. but I I owe you man so coming over there. and um yeah congratulations dude thanks. Big it's exciting to see you manage this. and just and just have an experience and. yeah that James Harden approach I like. it that's that's all that's you know. obviously my favorite player is Giannis. he's the the man and he's more. of the like I'm going to work. hard I'm going to improve and he's but. he's also got his family right like. there's different approaches to it but. like at the end of the day I just tip my. hat to a man who just says yeah.

I'm not that not going to care about. being that good at my job I'm G to care. about my life being better and I'm gonna. I'm GNA be a little more hardened this. year I was a little I was a little too. much like Kobe last year you. know yeah be a little more Harden on. yourself yep I'm going to be Harden and. then I'm going to get rehe harded yeah. I'm going to find a woman and get rehe. harded we really came up with a great. loophole oh I can't wait to shut down my. central nervous system and get an. erection that's bro that should be our.

national. anthem. yeah unreal absolutely yeah I'm. a I'm a Marshon bamp fan dude oh yeah. yep um awesome dude yeah uh thank you so. much stavi and uh congrats again brother. thanks dude thanks for having me all. right peace Alex log goes. congratulations to on the baby on the AL. baby the AL. babian now I'm just floating on the. breeze and I feel I'm falling like these.

leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to take. little.