State Wars March Madness Pt 5 w/ Barstool's Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend #193

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you may know him from barstool and if. you don't know what barstool is you're. gonna learn about it it's not just an. Instagram he was a a athlet a petition. an athlete a backup quarterback at. University of North Carolina which a lot. of people didn't know that but you're. gonna know that. and also this man is a unique man and a. novelty man today's guest is Caleb. Presley.

[Music]. welcome Kayla Presley how are you man oh. well thank you for having me yeah this. is very exciting yeah well I appreciate. you coming man. you know I know that you work with bar. stool you know and that's a wild. organization and I've been up there I've. been over to their fourth floor office. or seventh floor maybe and it's like 40.

dudes inebriated seems like you know for. sure yeah a lot of men a lot of troubled. man I remember I met a couple fellas. maybe closeted kind of guys and kind of. a couple rubenesque boys a lot of guys. who would have been models maybe in like. the 1400s you know a lot of body type. lot of wild body types in there that was. your main takeaways well you always hear. about bar stool like otter [ __ ] you know. that's a shady organization what are. these guys up to yeah they're gonna get.

busted for money laundering like you. always hear like witches they're always. on the cusp of things you know yeah it's. not out of the question yeah they're. kind of like the Richard Nixon of the. hum of like online yeah a lot of in a. lot of people don't know what it is. either that's the thing I didn't know. what it was I was like I didn't know if. it was gonna be like one of those drunk. buses that's going around town and like. you're gonna peddle it yeah so so. explain to people a little bit who don't. know a barstool is let's start right. there I mean barstool is is what you.

said it is kinda it's interesting. because there's it's a lot of different. things at the at the top level it's just. a lifestyle brand okay I mean that's at. the end of the day and it started as a. men's lifestyle brand now we got so many. girls that are like so successful that. are doing more doing better than the. guys that it's it's hard to say it's a. men's lifestyle brand only but that's. how it started. right and that's what it is it's means. sports media but it's also like you were. there you kind of you got a feel for the. whole gauntlet of there's a lot of entry.

points yeah there's a lot of things you. can do yeah there's a lot of entry. points that's a good that's a good point. that's a that's a good entry point right. there they had um yeah one thing I. thought was interesting like I got it. got it because I didn't know what to. expect and literally I mean the elevator. then the doors. open yeah and then then you're in it. yeah then you're in it yeah and it's. like um it looked like about 1/12 or. 1/16 of it maybe 1/12 of a gymnasium. floor space so just like the free-throw. line. yeah Lin yeah it was basically the paint. the paint yeah and then wall-to-wall.

sideways like it was a pretty decent. amount of space. yeah you get a three office yeah yeah or. if you're a Latino and you're playing on. your lunch break. well it's 17 on 17 the local playground. you could get off a 6 pointer you know a. lot of those guys will fire off that six. pointer but yeah the doors open and I'm. like holy [ __ ] now I'm in the you know. in the liver of bar stole my head and it. was pretty wild yeah it's a the liver is. not doing well yes yeah we're moving. offices next time you come back whenever. we get we'll get a new office and it's.

the thing about barstool dude is I. started working there right at college. right I went to North Carolina for. college I played yeah oh yeah I know you. played backup quarterback there you play. quarterback sorry I mean I know I was. backup I was definitely backup who were. you back up to over there so I was back. up a lot of people so I went to college. with the most famous guy went to college. with quarterback wise as mr. Biscay the. quarterback of Chicago Bears I don't. know how much you follow for yeah I like. the Bears actually and I thought true. Biscay was a Ricci pick but I think he. has a lot I think has some upside I. think in the next two years he's gonna. have to definitely show it or he's gonna.

be we had a good he had a good year last. year he did he want my best friends I. was roommates with him call Wow we had. queen bunk beds wow what is that it's a. bunk beds but queen-size so it's like. book beds for men oh why don't we have. that Nick I'm down yeah King fuck'em. yeah you guys live together uh uh sure. Nick sleeps in here sometimes and I want. him to feel alone so we'll put an extra. bar or throw an extra Judy was great for. bonding dude I got to be honest like I I. never felt closer to somebody yeah it's. no one he was always under me yeah yeah.

I had your back or I stopped [ __ ] you. you better know how you were sleeping. and uh yeah did he feel a lot of. pressure when she got up to the where. he's at now dude I mean he obviously he. didn't say to me like dude I'm feeling a. lot of pressure right now but I think. how could you not yeah at first. especially because he was such a high. pick he was the number two pick and he. probably didn't expect that yeah I mean. it was crazy I was at the draft with him. oh wow and so when we got to the draft. kind of hearing cuz they have all these. agents and they're like kind of telling. you what to expect like where he's gonna.

go and he's from Cleveland and so the. first pick was Cleveland and so it was. kind of like a hometown story yeah and. they'll even we'll take any quarter I. mean they'll take [ __ ] they took nine. quarterback I mean at that point they. would have took a water see today that. could have played yeah but uh so we were. like thinking I want him to go to. Cleveland cuz it's like yo if you go to. Cleveland you win four games they'll. build a statue of you yeah you're a. legend yeah and you don't really have to. do much other than that and you can go. home for dinner or whatever but he did.

anyways he was a number one ranked. quarterback coming out which was crazy. because there was like deshaun Watson. was in the same year yeah Patrick. mahomes was in the same year which is. which is dude that's a bunch of good. quarterback so he was the number one guy. though it's gonna go down historically. as a great class I think all those guys. could be Superbowl champions when it's. all said and done but anyways we were. hearing where he was gonna go and I. think it was like Kansas City was one of. the other ones that we heard but then. Chicago traded up for that pick and then. so when they traded and we found out. yeah it was crazy and honestly I'm gonna.

keep it 100% real with you I don't. remember what your question was. yeah it all started with you saying you. got a the job at Barksdale right out of. college and then we just moved to. football you got a right out of college. it so when you're there are you telling. guys I was like hey you know I'm his. backup you know pick me you know first. dude I never I never backed him up I was. always in front of him because I was. older ah. so he was a freshman when I was like a. junior and so I was actually second. string when he was red shirting did he. ever have to come out cuz like his shoe.

was undone and yet if I can go in there. dude I don't know how else to tell you. this but I was in front of him oh oh so. you started I was second string right. but he was a freshman he was red. shirting so he wasn't even like in the. mix oh wow like there was another guy. that was giving me problems that was in. front of me. mark we swill yems and that's a darker. guy and that was a darker guy and still. is and today right now who's better. right now to you and Mark we's I mean. dude he still tried to play in the AAF.

oh wow did he which was that new Wow. good for him man it's a tough thing dude. it was tough did you see what happened I. know it I just know it went under I. watched San Antonio some got a shot in. the parking lot yeah I just saw that. first hit. that everybody was going crazy about. that first game but I didn't stick I. mean honestly I don't know a lot about. other than it went under and I had a lot. of teammates who were playing well. playing on teams and they just like they. got like charged for the hotels yeah did. you know us like you got two waters and. yours for those as well yeah and Mark. wheats is one of them so it's hard for.

me to say that he's that I'm better than. him is he still playing he's still. playing which I haven't thrown a. football in a long time and at the end. of the day dude I really was never much. of a physical specimen I was always more. mental that the the sharp yeah of the. brain yeah right that brain I was how I. got there. well you do Don I used to be from the JP. low-spin when he played at um Tulane. mm-hmm and he was more physical and I. think he was you know I think he was. 50/50 on the mental side which a lot of. guys are less right so maybe that he was.

good probably oh dude I met Aaron Brooks. one time at a buffet and he didn't know. how a buffet worked and he was and this. was years after he'd been on the st. so. he was probably 1090 mental he threw. that football backwards at one time yeah. he did oh he throw it at anybody dude if. he knew you in the stands one time he. saw Joe Warren in this he thought he saw. Joe horn in the stands and it was just a. fan with a jersey on yo so you're a huge. Saints fan man I'm a big Saints fan man. yeah what about that I love the Bears to. man my mother uh Wow ungrateful girl my.

mother grew up in Illinois so I'm a big. I'm a big Bears because that's how they. used to play football how he just threw. it backwards like yeah you used to be. able to go for that the old days do you. miss any of that I mean it sounds like. you went right from something that's a. really big thing football to like was. barstool as big then when you got right. no and that's kind of I think where my. thought process started with the. question was that when I first started. at barstool dude it was like you know as. a guy who his name's Dave portly oh yeah.

I've seen him eating the pizza eating. the pizza he's awesome is he awesome. awesome. he's uh he's very polarizing yeah I. could see that but duties that he's that. he's real which is like for me. personally if you're real I'm good okay. that's he is who he is and he's not he's. not putting up one thing over here on. the internet and then he's not acting a. different way that's how he is but. anyway so he started it and he hit me up. in college because we played Duke on a. Thursday night and they did a special I. mean you know ESPN will sometimes do a.

special during one that to come back. from timeout and they'll run a special. yeah so ESPN did a special on me and he. saw it he was kind of a funny thing. because I was this is a whole nother. story but I was my senior year the. supervisor of morale yeah I heard about. that for our team I know about that yeah. used to so use really to cheer you like. a it you're like an infiltrate someone. who's infiltrated the team but you're. also like a low-key like the James Bond. of [ __ ] cheerleaders yeah exactly. dude I mean that's honestly that was. when I knew I knew fake news in America.

was gonna be a problem are you really. yeah because uh because I really wasn't. honestly the supervisor morale at all. right but I was just hanging out one day. during uh it was like during the summer. during training camp and I was just. hanging out and the girl from USA Today. was there to interview our coach coach. Fedora mm-hmm and so I was hanging out. when the offices that I had they had a. free office and I knew the people I've. been there for four years right yeah and. then the USA Today girl was there I was. like he'll tell her that uh that I'm.

like supervising all y'all's morale and. that this is gonna be a new position I. had and I had someone whisper in her ear. on her way out she was like you mind if. I talk to them yeah because then it's. like a secret now she got a tip dude she. did an interview with me for like 20. minutes this girl named Nicole Auerbach. was shout-out to her you really started. my entire career in a out there they. call it a color na which is also. Narcotics Anonymous which is a group on. Pardo yeah so she wrote this article. which is a USA Today this was off duty I. just met I had someone tell her as she. was walking around the building that I. was a fake job and she wrote the next.

day article in USA Today saying it was. real and then after that it was real oh. yeah man I love I can relate to that I. one time my girlfriend her mom when I. would tell us you was the women's. athletic director and some girl some. girl on the LSU soccer team told me that. their team was having to take having to. take creatine that's when creatine came. out was that big hitter bra I'm saying. you didn't take create a was making baby. milk hard in the tit like it was doing. bad stuff you know baby's revving the.

[ __ ] you know really squeeze the tit. to get something out of it thick milk. and oh I took it dude but he said that. there was. but anyway I one of the girls on the. soccer team told me that the girls on. the soccer team had to take it the coach. made him yeah right right so next thing. you know I'll put all these flowers up. around campus one night the coach's name. was Fotopoulos I think he ended up. marrying a famous female soccer player. but I wrote these times itself atop a. Hitler and put them all over campus. next thing you know I got a couple of my. friends that were H cappers bro a couple.

real handicaps vans and everything you. know I'm saying people that were going. with D people at fifty-fifty on if they. were gonna live through their diploma. you know right so when I got them to. come out in wheelchairs and everything. and like assistant vans and pick it the. next morning. so my girlfriend's momma's woman's a boy. a way to pick up the crew teen to pick. it yeah like outside of the women's. athletic like no more pretty yet no more. free it's like you're making crea tits. that's what's one of the sounds said. like just really vague [ __ ] I don't.

quit dirty and up that these other. livers yeah the delivers the ovaries we. were [ __ ] profits right right so next. thing you know those news coverage out. there there's like handicapped kids I'm. just hearing like an literally if. there's one point where the mom comes. down she's like what in the [ __ ] is. going on Theo like you stayed at my. house this weekend why don't you say. there was an issue because I was seeing. her daughter and at that point you heard. like this van come up this super. handicap [ __ ] like a two-storey like.

this dude was a handicap of flex and you. know and like he'd have [ __ ] stay. over you know and he heard like we got. reinforcements and that's what you can. do like damn this [ __ ] was getting real. and anyway we made a fake news story out. of what was going on. did it cause a rift in your own yes she. and I yeah and then they found some I. was using uh I think test 200 at the. time and I left some [ __ ] dirty you. know dirty hypodermic needles at their. house it was just a bad weekend overall.

but what a hypocrite yeah to your point. I wonder if the mom ever thought that. yeah I just thought like well [ __ ] yeah. I'm in a dorm of course I can do. steroids you can't make these chicks do. you know. anyway so you ended up becoming the. supervisor of morale right which was uh. you know like I said it was kind of fake. but it was dude I was I was giving.

speeches I mean I was and I was elevated. to the type of character dude I'm not. kidding I was in a bro the height of my. entire college career was not. necessarily because I'm like a pervert. or or you know I'm like sex crazy or. anything like that but just when I knew. that I had I had kind of made it for. college I'm not talking about life I'm. just talking about in college you ever. seen the move like Van Wilder yeah yeah. I just watched it a month ago right so. I'm kind of like thinking like I made it. was I got to give a speech dude to this. this sorority called Zeta mmm-hmm.

which is like at Carolina was one of the. top sororities and I got to give them a. speech at their banquet about like. they're about to like graduate dude I. was about to graduate I was doing school. speech about like what they should do. like a like a commencement speech yeah. and I was still in school what else that. dude like that was inside which. all-girls I was inside their sorority. house mm-hmm and I was giving a speech. it's online I mean you can watch the. speech I'm not sure if it was you know I. don't know if you would move you but. yeah it moved me yeah you know uh so at. that point then you coming out of school.

you kind of run a little bit of a high. then because that kind of happened. toward the end of school yeah totally. right totally and then so that's also. when Barstow offered me a job in like so. they saw that and they reached out. they're like oh this is a guy that we. cry use right and then I started like I. would host some yet look look I mean. this is Jesus do you want to watch it no. no a minute I don't know if we should. watch it let's go maybe a lot so by. nature of that I've got and then with a. lot of older men just go oh you got a. bunch of Breaking and Entering in your.

phone yeah I just came back from Europe. didn't laughing though you said there is. something to be said for like people. using those cliches because it is it's. something deeper than your mind it's a. feeling it this is a time out there this. is the time my life went uh you must've. went to Amsterdam I was watching a lot. of Russell Brand clothes and by the way. there what is Russell Brand is he gonna. [ __ ] admit he's in the guy I say. something yeah okay first of all this.

claim a russell brand new at this. especially this time i'm not kidding. loved him at this time yeah he's. probably my number one like who's your. number one person if they're like--they. oh we can introduce you this person you. can hang out them for the day hmm let me. think about that probably either maybe. mmm [ __ ] I don't know man. I was a big Michael Lane of him but he. died people know that and then outside. of that maybe maybe a little Wayne but I.

think I get tired might be way too. badass boosie's are going Wayne for me. too but uh anyways damn Wayne but Wayne. isn't easy when I mean everybody would. pick him maybe you know it was like. right place right time like just killing. it right when it mattered but uh and. that in you met Russell Brand no of. anyways I'm sorry so so Russell brands. my number one right I love Russell Brand. just I don't know what you know I could. I would have to think about why he's. motivational he's motivational he's. smart he's kind of counterculture he I. don't know I think he's hilarious a made.

love to Katy Perry he was banging. everybody yeah I mean at one point my. life I thought that was super cool yeah. nothing is not cool shout out to Russell. Brand anyways dude so he's my number one. so I come out here to LA hm. and I go to my girlfriend works at. SoulCycle mhm in New York and so I've. been to a few classes so I know it's a. good way to like kind of if you do a. long flight kind of reestablish your. equilibrium oh wow you know I'm saying. sweat it out hmm and so I went to. SoulCycle. there was probably four people in my. class five people in West Hollywood one.

on Russell Brand one of them was Russell. bringing this morn this morning yes and. would you do dude I don't I so suck on. my ass off dude I don't know I just. tried my hardest I didn't talk was it. rankings on the thing what do you mean. only on third for now I will who's his. first class ever sure he always says. that I bet to get [ __ ]. did he seem like he what did he seem. like what was his vibe like awesome he's. he he to me he has like this type of.

presence where did I win psalms speak. one time when he came to New York he was. just like speaking yeah but don't let. anybody speak they let [ __ ] Kayla. Presley speaking of [ __ ] Zeta comenzó. that's true that's true and this was in. like Brooklyn too which is like that's. awesome. near open-mike but uh did your girl say. that he hit on her no no she wasn't. there I just knew I had that. she's not here I do just know that it'll. help from a plane fly so I did yeah I. just wanted to do some exercise I didn't. want to be like uh you know I come over.

from the flight right and dude he came. in and he walked right by me like and I. didn't say anything to him because I. mean from Barstow and I'm sure your. times a million but from Barstow there. are certain areas especially colleges. where you know they're people come up to. you all the time so you I feel like from. those experiences I've learned a little. bit about like what I would do if I did. see a Russell Brand right and in this. scenario I was like I'm not gonna bother. you felt the vibe this isn't the vibe to. this there's not the right time to buy. time right all right look it's a. self-conscious he's in a class now he.

has to bike hard his first class oh yeah. but man he's a legend you know and. that's made my whole trip where do you. feel like when you saw him did it feel. like he was smart did it feel like did. he have perfume I like did his you know. him did you get any I didn't get any. scent did you get any vibe you know any. feel he's the type of guy that I think. life moves like a little bit slower for. him like when he looked at me I had to. look away before he did we had eye. contact but it was like he was kind of.

seeing things like he was a hummingbird. oh wow I could see that he could just. kind of he he knew I recognized him but. he probably knows everyone recognizes. them yeah so he saw me you know I saw. him I was like oh I like looked away. because I didn't want him to feel. uncomfortable yeah that's fair but I. know he has a great vibe he doesn't have. any eye color though his eyes are just. uh yeah he was he was nude in there yeah. I mean was he really he I don't mean no. in the eyes yeah he just he just came in. are you talking about the actual color. there yeah he said if she wears a lot of.

eye makeup oh he does oh that seems cool. does he and how much though it anywhere. if he starts making flames off the side. of my balls then I'm [ __ ] in dude you. got to do some research because back in. the day he was like on heroin and his. hair was huge and ya know I know he does. all I mean I [ __ ] guys anymore though. I follow him on Instagram it's very. motivational I just I don't know. sometimes it seemed a little bit too. much ego for me you know but then also I. don't know if maybe that's just my ego. telling me that I shouldn't try and.

relate to someone you. I think that what he's doing now I've. been falling for probably five years. it's probably the least ego wow thing. he's done check back in then because I. think that he's probably if there was a. while when he was doing like a daily. series that was getting like a million. plus hits a day on YouTube and people. really they've gravitate towards him. yeah he's like a cult leader pretty much. yeah and I would you know I would. probably join but anyways he but I think. what he's doing now I don't think a lot. of people are interested I think there's. a there you know he's still doing. numbers he's huge but he's super good at.

talking but yeah I think he's really cut. his views because he's talking about. things that are important to him which I. suspect yeah you said that that's when. you realize fake news started Oh. whenever you did the miswrote are they. and then after USA Today wrote it then I. mean you could probably pull this up to. not that you need to but everyone wrote. it I mean it was in every paper I did a. spot-on he ain't about it so people just. took this one thing and then it and then. it became real and then I really was. they were selling t-shirts with my face. on them on Franklin Street in Chapel. Hill right and so I mean I wasn't.

complaining but I was like man we're. gonna have a problem right we had a call. from a guy who really affected well. let's hear that then hey Co this is. Scott from North Carolina I'm 24 years. old and I've had season tickets to. Carolina football since I was like two. years old and Calif that year that they. went to ACC title and that team man some. special and seeing him come out and the. different pro players jerseys every week. was like the highlight of the week like.

this he's gonna wear it this week. and I just want him to know like he was. very important nothing for the overall I. come robbery and excitement Nikko goes. on for a minute wait why'd you cut it no. you know you were like a real king there. man I must've really went five and seven. I think right which is very good for UNC. or Duke football either one of those. yeah me playing football Carolina's kind. of like like being a sushi chef at a. chocolate cheesecake it's like you know. they might want to Sue's you but they.

didn't come for the football is for the. basketball yeah I'm trying to think like. did you uh and so now you're in with. barstool yeah you're over there and it's. going like I'm hung out with Francis. barstool when I awesome. yeah yeah France is really really neat. man awesome guy it's always interesting. because was that your first kind of like. like looking into barstool Oh at all I. just seen things on the app and I. thought they are on Instagram I just. seen like oh it's funny it's my stuff I. mean that's a whole nother and I almost. got murdered off the Instagram oh really.

um yeah do people take it what people. someone took something too seriously. well I had a young lady the stalking me. for actually probably about a year and a. half she's she'll send she's created. probably about eight different accounts. and she are you at the Comedy Store. tonight are you here you hear Ali Wong. has an alleged stalker mm-hm and she's. so she always uses a fake name when she. doesn't stand up but it's the same fake. name I think it's just because she. doesn't she doesn't want to sell tickets.

in an area so then she can save her. marketability nice more yeah smart which. I get it yeah but it's definitely like I. mean people get stalked did you get. stalked or did you get no well so what. the thing is is just huge I would say. the most people who know barstool the. way that they've got into it now was so. big you should be just like Bossin. whenever I found out about it it was in. North Carolina I had no idea what it was. because it's just Boston but now it's so. big and the reason why I think it grew. so fast one of the main reasons was the.

Instagram yeah and the so there's just. so many followers of it so what we'll do. with Barstow is really it's a curated. page of of things that I think they feel. like fit into the brand of like what. would a a guy who's our age like right. you know 18 to 35 that what's that. what's that guy won't want to see right. if funny videos whatever nothing to not. Russell Brand trying to change your life. you're something funny right right yeah. just something to take it yeah. just take 30 seconds out of your day. that's pretty entertaining right and.

that's kind of what the the thought. process is because really Barstow is not. the Instagram I mean it is Instagram but. it's so much bigger and the real things. that we do and we were content creators. right so that's not really what barstool. is but that's what people's inroad to it. so we try to get people to the barstool. world by every once in a while we'll put. some of our content on there you know. just to show them and not unless it's. something good I think whenever you came. to barstool they posted what you did at. bars so on the bar so Instagram right. that was real original bar so content I.

mean it was just you talking but right. it was bar so content yeah yeah it was. fun I wouldn't have done that content if. I wasn't there right and in that moment. and so anyway so a lot of one thing that. I do for Barstow I do a ton of different. things but one thing I have done over. the years is do like red carpets if I. can get access oh yeah I seen you in. interviewing uh maybe I'll not Albert. Brooks who is Antonio Brown Antonio. Brown Baker Mayfield Le'Veon Bell yeah. that clip we watched I interviewed all. your boy Alvin come here did you really. yeah he's a good guy think he seem like. a good guy. now I noticed the ego start to change. over these players you see in the first.

year they don't have any jewelry the. second year you know they look like a. bull with [ __ ] diamonds hanging out. you know it's like it's definitely. interesting how that how things start to. change. yeah a bee gets accused of having a lot. of ego did he seem like it whenever you. met him he's gotta go. yeah yeah Antonio Brown yeah yeah yeah. he's definitely super cocky nah I'm not. saying it's a bad way it's now a good. way to be as a football player right. I've served him well I mean he's. probably one of the best receivers ever. I saw my Super Bowl he had a yellow. mustache oh wow yeah no but so anyways.

at the Super Bowl is when it was no I. was interviewing me goes yeah and so and. the me goes for some reason I find. myself in the same room as the me goes. all the time like whatever whatever. reason it's just something that keeps. happening to matter date triplets other. this black guys I thought it was one guy. for a long time he goes yeah the one guy. upset is always chasing that [ __ ] what. so listen so that I'm talking to him and. and we have kind of like a little bit of.

history but this year he he just. famously cheated on cardi B right. because it him and cardi B were together. right and he had just very famously it's. like and I asked a question about it but. I was like you know it's one thing in my. mind that was rationalized I was like. you know it's one thing to like ask. someone about their personal life it's. their person if it's their personal life. but do it if you're if you're dating. Gwyneth Paltrow and you cheat on her and. we all know about it and I don't know. why I choose chose her bad choice um I. feel like it's almost kind of fair game.

to ask on a red carpet so anyway she had. just cheated famously on cardi B so I. when there migos were coming I asked him. I said and the Super Bowl was Patriots. and. who the Patriots be I'm just trying to. Ryan Rams oh I asked him I said did Bill. Belichick or any of the Patriots reach. out to you to see the best ways to cheat. in Atlanta Wow and as soon as I said it. I was like probably that was probably. not not super smart yeah and he looked.

at me he kind of gave me like a death. stare anyways. I didn't get killed that night and I. wasn't worried about getting killed. right. but then that clip got isolated and. posted without my knowledge or am I. asking on the bar so Instagram because. it was a funny clip okay as the question. was pretty funny. it is good honey and the way he looked. back was like oh this guy's can get. murdered and then they posted it and. then I had like it was going viral and. it was like at caleb presley at offset.

at cara presley at offset so like you. know he's definitely gonna see this row. and i'm for some reason I'm always. around these guys like I'm not really. I'm not really trying to to go down like. that yeah there's other ways that I. would choose to go and do you think you. have you seen him again since then I. haven't but what I did is I was like I. talked to two people who I know in like. the rap communities that work in rap and. I was like am I had a real liability. here right for you you know should I hit. this out yeah hit or I mean if that's.

what their musics talking about people. make fun of me but that's I mean that's. what they say right that's what they say. in the music I mean the one guy looks. like maybe you should work at a tuxedo. shop I can't touch side of town it seems. like maybe the toughest time that. they've been through but I don't know. that much about him. you know yeah well anyway so I was. asking and he was like in two different. sources that didn't know I asked each. other we're like you probably would be. better off if he took that down damn so. I had him take it down a barstool. from the bar so Instagram and Wow and. and I was worried too because the year. before I had the same event sent me goes.

where they're performing in and the. Kapernick was on the streets mm-hmm and. I asked the I asked offset this time a. year before I was like have you seen a. clip of him proposing to cardi B when. they first proposed oh no I haven't I. seen I think where he where he gets. rejected on stage with all the flowers. is that one I don't I don't think it. might be though because he's on stage. and then he doesn't take a knee he like. squats right when he when he asked her. exactly this is there right here no she. said no she says yes I think yeah I.

think that was later I know what you're. talking about he tried to like approach. her on at a concert at a different time. and she like turned him down. yeah they meet up with the concerts a. lot yeah it's a lot of staged it seems. like yeah maybe he asked her offstage. and then once he knew off set off stage. and he asked and what she knew he was. like I'm gonna do it on stage yeah I. mean he was upset this is just still. image I was just showing him oh wait. anyways so I asked him then I was like. when you I noticed that you did kind of. a half squats that have taken a knee. when you proposed a car to be was that a.

shot at Colin Kaepernick or you just. supporting the troops and uh and then he. was huh and then that night they donated. $10,000 to Colin Kaepernick like two. hours later Wow I posted on their. Instagram because I think they thought. that I was loved maybe that was gonna. come out somehow yeah Wow funny so I. kind of like raised money in a weird way. yeah and Colin Kaepernick got paid too. once they guys once the lawsuit all came. through oh he's good yeah he's good do. you think that that whole thing was so. bizarre huh do you think it was all just.

a big ruse the whole time like just was. he just trying to get paid what I heard. was that he met a girl who was like way. like in like um civil rights and stuff. like that and that's really what kind of. started him down that road yeah I. believe you. yeah I feel like that's a good way to. get into civil rights do you think he. was that good of a quarterback I thought. he was good he wasn't starting he wasn't. playing right when all that happened I. mean it wasn't like he was starting and. then all that happened but he was good.

and to me like the question is should it. be on NFL roster to me he's like a temp. Tebow right where he's good enough to. play right but he's not good enough for. the distraction yeah yeah I agree if he. didn't if Tim Tebow wasn't Tim Tebow he. could have been a backup quarterback in. NFL yeah you think Tim Tebow brought. that on himself are they just the media. which is like a lot of a lot of the. media is kind of anti-christian that. they kind of beat him down a little bit. by like bringing so much attention that. it by giving him so much attention that.

it kind of sunk him I think like. religion is something a lot of people. care about right and it was a story that. was. obviously doing numbers every single. time they ran it hmm so so it just kept. to these kept rocks so they kept running. it finding new ways to run it yeah just. like if you watch the news it's always. bad yeah cuz those stories do numbers. people like those stories yeah so yeah. they were refresh yes somebody gets a. you know a thing of fresh eggs or. something nobody gives a [ __ ] right show.

exactly if somebody's like Oh Brandon. got a couple fresh eggs from his buddy. two people gonna click on that yeah they. might see a lot of people if that's just. the headline it just depends on the. demographic you're running at yeah I. guess hurry to man as an internet. article that probably could do well yeah. for a while I think yeah Filipino. audience would go big man they're really. into [ __ ] eggs their eggs are bad. again - do you see that. uh-uh they said eggs are bad again oh. yeah it's every it's just scientific. study or whatever you believe in science. or not and be honest with me uh you know.

what dude I am a sucker for science dude. are you really a sucker in a bad way. like I'll you know you tell me anything. dude like I was eating eggs everyday. read that no eggs. wow I'm like I'm a type of guy like I. bought a but a lot of Bitcoin yeah yeah. I currently have lost about $4,000 in. Bitcoin yeah so that's like is that scam. I mean who's getting popped for that. dude this is how how stupid I am dude I. bought more Wow after we went down oh I.

had a lunch with this guy no-name. Bitcoin party he dead first of all. Jewish guy let's go ahead they're busy. Marty no he's not Jewish but I know he's. got the money he's got your money. Bitcoin Marty go and and I was and I. just really want to catch up with him. because since the crash I didn't want. him you know I hadn't talked to him. since the crash the crash since every. [ __ ] white dude just out of college. lost $2,000 to the Bitcoin bro I didn't.

want him to I didn't want him to think. that I didn't want to talk to an hour. because Bitcoin right now no he meant. more than me are you saying yeah this is. beyond big this is bigger than busy. that's all thirty four thirty if twenty. others are killing the other one it's. gonna be called beyond Bitcoin and so I. just wanted to hit him up and and so I. had like a little lunch with him and. this is not that long ago this is like. four months ago three months ago and he. sold me the dream again. and I bought another one damn what's. this one called it's just one of the. regular ones I bought the regular. Bitcoin that's how actually I lost all.

my money in the first time was uh I. bought guava yeah that's what I yeah and. that's when you're in trouble and that's. how I lost my money dude you can't hear. me no the chocolate yeah its people. people hate smacking smacking it sorry. guys I just had a little chocolate yeah. we dude I'm on I'm a sucker for science. I mean I'll take it if you tell me. something right now and you don't even. have anything to back it up I probably. would just trust you based on you got. strong forearms it looks like oh that's. most of my life dude he's probably.

believing stuff that I just cuz they. think about it everything that's going. on is just [ __ ] that got kind of passed. down kind of baked into society yeah for. sure. you know I will tell Caleb that we had. dr. Perlmutter in just right after that. egg study came out and we asked him. about it and he was like like look into. the methodology it's it's debunk he's a. big still firm believer in eggs and he. had a number one bestseller on nutrition. so we're back on it yeah you're back on. next and you'd say no more you're back. I'm back almost I'm better so how long.

will you be out here in LA are you. working are you I'm going right back for. bar stool we have a I don't know when. this comes out but we have them up it. comes out tomorrow I mean I'm sorry next. Thursday okay sirs day well this weekend. we have a rough and rowdy which is this. that's right and that's the thing that. you host over here right we yeah we do. it more than we do it more than once. it's about every couple months it. started in West Virginia and what it is. it's just normal dudes who fight each. other they sign up it's amateur boxing. is it whites or not anybody do white.

people do it is it white oh is it. predominantly white yeah but we do there. are a few everybody can get in it. anybody can get in it we don't we don't. have just whites in it but uh you know. there are mostly whites yeah but just. based off the states that we do it in. right you know West Virginia is where. it's best though and that's where we're. going back we had done a couple we did. in Jacksonville Florida yeah it since. its we doing in places where you can. find someone who wants to do it oh yeah. people want to fight fight and when I. was in college somebody would they had a. bear people bring this bear that had. been declawed and you could [ __ ] him.

wrestle it and then they had this thing. I didn't do this but somebody had a. group called [ __ ] fistfights and it was. game. would fight each other in a wrestling. room and and you did that to know what. if I can lost but I think I would have. ranked dude a printer but you could. watch him embed on him and stuff and it. was like a big night at the bar you know. cockfighting yeah. yeah it's like there's an original. cockfight economy and it wasn't I mean. they called themselves [ __ ] fistfights it. wasn't like people were like oh this is.

what this is right now. all other people in the streets called. it you know possibly game in fighting. each other I was in Louisiana and did. you go to you went to LSU yo and tell us. you ever been to Fred's oh yeah I've. been to Fred's do one of my buddies who. used to be one of the owners got a diet. he got hit by lightning right out front. of it in front of Fred's yeah pretty. cool man Fred's is the type of place. that would happen yeah I went down there. and with [ __ ] wrestling match inside. the barn oh wow Frazier is probably my. favorite bar in the tigon really yeah it.

gets [ __ ] dirty anything can happen. in there yeah we did a tour like when I. first got at college it was the six. months I lived in a bus Houston an RV oh. wow. I just went to different SEC schools. during the football season so I went to. pretty much every SEC school uh-huh and. Fred's in LSU are definitely top which. one had the most aggravating accent cuz. look I mean I'm not look I'm from. Louisiana I get it southern accent but. it gets [ __ ] a little it gets a. little questionable you know in.

Louisiana in certain areas in certain. places whether a place you notice where. they accent like sometimes a Mississippi. you go there by Ole Miss and some of the. girls you're like what is this a yeah. like a stage play or something this. Tennessee Williams yeah and then you got. the people at Mississippi State who were. trying to talk like that but they're not. quite good at yeah you know start gana. stand so everybody calls that place yeah. just like a big strip mall I got pinkeye. my 22nd birthday uh him and three other. guys got pinkeye and we woke up with it. in Starkville anyways it it basically.

it's just a stark we'll have you never. been is just like a big strip mall with. a it's like you know online colleges. yeah and then how they just like. University of Phoenix will set up like. next to a subway yeah it's it's like. that except it's a real school and the. city state but yeah I woke up there dude. in a freaking we were in the bus and we. all had pinkeye. well and so I went to the doctors which. was also in a strip mall yeah and a lot. of camouflage over there too. yeah they don't want you assume that's. cool they got a lot of camo Mississippi. State Theo got pinkeye in Pittsburgh oh.

yeah I got pick on base burger yeah and. I've got a ping on a lot of places but. this is a hot strand over there I think. Pittsburgh near Starkville oh yeah. there's a [ __ ] strong strip it's like. one of those things where it's like you. go to Mexico you have to get used to. water like you almost I think if you go. to start so you get pinkeye yeah if it's. your first time yeah yeah yeah you go. back you'll be fine yeah yeah but if. it's your first time you you're more. than likely gonna get pinkeye um well. speaking of states man in different. areas we got we're headed into the final. we're in the Elite Eight right now Nick.

you want to get us into that if you. don't mind brother yeah we're in the. Elite Eight of this past weekend state. Wars March Madness or March. late April Madness and we're gonna take. it to the conclusion we will have seven. seven matchups to go and we're gonna. start in the regional final in the. Midwest. number three Michigan verse number one. Illinois shut up so we're gonna finish. this thing yeah [ __ ] what it on you're. an esteemed esteemed what and honored. boy Nate bargatze. Jim Gaffigan and Brian Cowen have all. done the first four rounds oh yeah the.

champion Kayla Presley the only actually. Jim Gaffigan I think played college. sports yeah and you did so you the you. two are actually athletes but and Bryan. Callen is in seniors I think oh I was. yeah I think he's in handle making I. don't know what he does I was gonna say. about rough and rowdy we Jionni likes. the box we should get him in rough and. rowdy sometimes yeah with your little. Gianni in there dude he's a little. Italian your guys wizard you guys would. love it and you should have him do it. because no you should do you should uh. if you want to announce it yeah we had.

bill Bert did two of them really and so. what I do is I do like the sideline. report yeah yeah and then we have guys. who call the fights mmm so bird did he. did two of them with us he's awesome. he's so funny and then we have Dave the. pizza guy oh and then a big cat who's he. has this big podcast called part of my. take he's hilarious and we'll have a. guest and if you want to have him fight. you could probably pick up like a nice. check just to announce it I'd be fun man. yeah I would really be interested in.

doing that I like to watch people fight. and say stuff in the background. do they have um who's that guy I just. went in Francis his buddy in the in the. morning that doesn't show with him um. Willie yeah I was awesome Willie Cologne. yeah yeah that guy's funny man he's got. cool hair alright let's get into this. and we got matchup one did you say Nick. yep matchup won three Michigan versus. number one in Illinois yeah man thanks. for being here and thanks for helping us. out with this for Caleb. alright so Michigan Illinois so we're. just gonna declare a winner and you've.

been through all these and you know kind. of how they I mean it's these two have. never played each other there's the. breakdown we got a video right here from. me yeah I'm glad you said that. this guy looks exactly like Jesus Dennis. Michigan versus Illinois I was born and. raised in Illinois I went to college at. Western Michigan go Broncos. so I gotta go with Michigan Illinois. could anybody really name any other. cities or towns in Illinois besides.

Chicago it's all suburbs it's all. flatland the politics are corrupt last. year thirty thousand people left the. state of Illinois because of taxes and. we're too divided we don't even like. each other's baseball teams I was one. the few people who was rooting against. the Cubs in the World Series because I'm. that much of a South Sider go White Sox. with Michigan you got all that land they.

are united on all fronts they got the. Great Lakes and if it's any consolation. me a person of Illinois choosing. Michigan is just further proof that. Michigan takes it gang gang dude first. of all holy [ __ ] dude obviously I came. in someone about 20 years ago here this. guy's down unbelievable and this is me.

if I was a little bit better looking. that's even the how does he not mention. one time he looks like me with. better-looking eyes God I'll drink that. [ __ ] kids blood. well that's it good so this is an. Illinois case I have [ __ ] first I think. that's the first time we've had that. yeah he's inside er he was a cider. trading this is that Martha Stewart [ __ ].

right here that guy oh we got it we got. an Illinois supporter awesome podcast. brother new listener thanks raised my. take on Illinois versus [ __ ] again. it's Illinois hands down man you got the. ultimate army here we're talking street. smart people tech savvy and know their. way around a gun man at a gun range and. don't forget about all them thugs a kick. in your mama's door and duct tape them.

babies without no questions asked why. you smiling though and if you try to hit. Chicago in the winter man it's. scientifically proven if you're not from. here your balls will freeze in less than. an hour try to walk around the city. Chicago in the wintertime and it's a. different kind of cold shy town. bear down gang gang brother in game dude. I do this thing called call thinker. which one of the things I do yeah Nick. Nick knows Nick's talk to me about it's. it's a fact the day it's all it is every. day it's like on Instagram it's just.

called thinker into fact the day a fact. about that learned from doing that was. that did you know that Chicago is called. the Windy City not because of the wind. because the windy the company no because. uh is the blustery politicians oh really. blowing hot air oh really lyin huh. that's true yeah so everyone thinks is. because it's so windy off the lake but. it's because they were just a bunch of. liars oh wow and people getting fed up. with it and they nicknamed them yeah but.

if you bring that up and it's windy as. [ __ ] and we're gonna give a [ __ ] tell. them that it's windy and they're. freezing no dude it's about the. politician that's a good [ __ ] dude I wish. I knew more facts man dude you should. follow thinker it's it's a great way to. just advance a general conversation if. you run out of things to talk about was. like yo did you did you know that uh the. Chicago you just hit him with oh yeah. hit him with that strike [ __ ] that [ __ ]. did that panty-dropper dude another. thing about Illinois yeah. how you say it I say Illinois because.

that's how I say it too which means that. there's a silent s which is you know in. a lot of ways suspicious yeah I don't. know any other states that have silent. letters Wow and why would you need a. second stuff. Arkansas yeah right yeah nobody says. Arkansas and that's it and that's. evidence due to their hiding some you. think or they want you know what it's. like it's kind of like they wanna they. you know they know you know but they. just don't want you to say it well it's.

Abe Lincoln country man you got as top. hats as people with [ __ ] balance and. [ __ ] tall hats on their heads for. decades that's the posture belt so. you're also looking at you know farmers. Chicago a lot of people shooting each. other up there you got some black on. black crime up there in the city but you. think the guy's railroad needs to let up. out there so you have a lot of like you. know civil rights a lot of you know you. do have some it's kind of the it's kind. of like the capital of the Midwest in a.

way do you think Chicago is yeah. probably but I sometimes feel like. Chicago too is is uh they want to be. something they're not in a little in a. in a couple ways you know right like. they want to be what like New York or. they want to do I went to I went to. Hamilton I was with Mitch in Chicago we. went to they don't do Hamels in the. musical and we so we went in the morning. Wow. was it what was that like dude I fell. asleep yeah and I had and I thought it. was because I thought it was because uh.

we had went out the night before right. and I was like you know what I just. didn't prepare but then I went back with. my parents in Chicago again because we. went to a game we want to watch them. play the Rams and we went to em again. and I almost fell asleep agin it's kind. of boring yeah. oh it looked boring it's a dude outfit. look boring but they got such good. reception the only thing I can think is. that it was really good in New York and. then when they went to Chicago Chicago. just can't I do it oh wow I can't hold. it down they can't even support [ __ ]. Hamilton but Michigan I mean when the.

guy said is Michigan gonna stick. together you got you know we'll do it in. a lot of ways Illinois and Michigan are. the same state and the difference is. because they got. it's cold weather right great people. nice people right look some Lakes yep. some good schools yeah and uh and but. the difference is Michigan has has a bad. city Detroit right in Chicago Illinois.

has a pretty great city sure there are. further for their capital yeah that's a. good point we think about that alone the. fact your capital where you're gonna. have everybody probably meet up yeah in. your top city Michigan's game like I. don't know if I'm going down there half. of your state is you like look I'm going. down there yeah you know if you have to. meet on an important issue right right. so I think that's a good point man I. think I'm gonna go with Illinois and my. [ __ ] and my little son out there. regional Theo dude and that's regional.

to you the other one the only other. thing I can think about Michigan is that. all you already typed it in okay is it. too late no say your favor well we're. just gonna say in Michigan they also. have speaking of like kind of rough. cities Flint yeah which is uh we're. daddy long neck is from a boy [ __ ]. daddy long neck DL in boy let you make a. yeah legend but dude I think those guys. if these if you made it in Flint I mean. you've you've really uh you've proven. you can go through some things. yeah you and you know I hate to say this.

but you've proven you can take a little. let you know saying yeah that's a good. point. daddy long net let me send him a little. video right now if you'll get back to me. so what was that enough damn long net. let's go to let's see what the people. said and let's FaceTime daddy long neck. real quick and see if he has any Intel. was that cool yeah because he is alive. right now in the meantime the people.

said 55% said Michigan and 45% said. Illinois so all right let's get dead a. long neck in here. daddy is he active. oh I think he's safe I think would you. say he's probably notions like most. famous guy who DLN baby yeah [ __ ]. most famous guy Michigan's since that. guy that ran back to kick off for the. Wolverines rock Desmond Howard. there's no go go pack okay what's up.

layer you on the podcast right now what. kind of dog is that. can you screen record that thing hey I. got a question for you uh long net what. about this man if ditch if Michigan and. Illinois the two states got into a war.

who would win and why are they calling.

mutter mitten oh yeah that murder men. were man I got my boy Caleb from. barstool here today with me man Sabra. yeah for sure yeah you got to go into.

barstool sometime have you ever been. that he would you be a great person to. present the fact of the day I think yeah. you gang gang will do it man I'll. connect you and Caleb and I'll send you. his information. [Music]. alright how's your cousin doing good. gang brought like that [ __ ] fro boy. that's it [ __ ] nah brah I like both.

y'all got different stuff man. word man will shout out to the murder. mitt and be good long neck gang bruh. there you go to murder mitt I mean. that's me that's Michigan alright you. heard a first and foremost and that's. daddy long neck dude man anything can. happen during state wars oh so now does. that mean we're gonna go to you Caleb.

cuz you're the guest man does that. change the way you feel like they call. it murder mitten and you know Illinois. you know is different that's basically. daddy long necks said is that what he. said yeah yeah I mean I don't dude I. don't think I'm in the position to. refute anything he just said yeah I. think we should probably take his word. mashaallah murder mitt what a comeback. how'd you guys meet me and longneck yeah. Oh actually the crazy thing is we were. distant distant family members yeah.

which is the craziest part of it all and. ironically Theo has always had a limited. neck so long next kind of his hero yeah. they've got that range boy we're crazy. in the rain son you know he can eat a. chocolate off his shoulder did you meet. him out of like a gathering oh no I mean. I know I've known you know I've known. that we have family for 15 years and. that's why they had a falling-out did. they. yeah because what's-his-name stole all. our money uh who was that guy um snappy. Pete or whatever that blond haired kid.

is slappy smokey Danny or whatever they. predicted we should try to reconcile him. on the pod oh that wouldn't be bad okay. let's move on to the next one we have. Utah right Nick yes in yep in the the. West region regional final we have Utah. verse Cala Tana it was a pretty crazy. Colorado and Montana merged here is our. video for Utah hey what up Co Gang Gang.

I saw I saw like a couple months. oh man big fan gap so yeah man you tall. the way a couple reasons why I know I. know they keep saying this but it's the. Mormon Church man they have so much. money they bring in you know seven. billion dollars a year and tithing alone. that's not to count everything else they. have the other thing is no one's. mentioned this but every once this war. breaks out man every Mormons going back. to Utah and there's another six million.

in the u.s. so then you add that to the. population of ute already someone. already said this food storage when this. goes the Armageddon style and it goes no. electricity walking dead type [ __ ] then. it's gonna be food storage we have a ton. of Navajo here Tongans so when it comes. to that hand-to-hand combat with no. electricity we're gonna kick ass bro. yeah dude so anyways you tal the way. gang gang gang gang man that's the facts.

so I didn't know Mormons liked to fight. like that the way he made a sound was. like the that's kind of what they what. they've been working on well you know I. don't know what they've been working on. but it sounds like that's what they've. been working on yeah that that's what. we've learned the past couple days all. Mormons are strapped they have a lot of. guns and food storage yeah they're. peaceful until they can't be until it's. time to not be peaceful like they will. defend I mean that's what takes a lot of. wars it ends up being about religion you. know and people that's when people will. fight when it tests whatever that thing. is in the base of them that really.

challenges them you know and then and. the Mormons have that group I mean and. so a lot of Christians might well I. don't know if a lot of Christians would. band with the Mormons if things got if. it got down a religious no you know no. way right I feel like where these people. they're going out call a lab really. [ __ ] up about that right where they're. going against Carlo Tana which is is is. Colorado in Montana we had a lot of. whites yeah a lot of white Christians. yeah probably gonna be Christians I mean. it's gonna be a lot of white it's gonna. be people from those states I feel like.

there's there's no one more judgmental. of the Mormon community than the. Christians Wow. but that money seven billion last year. he said I don't if that's true I believe. it because they all of them give ten. percent of their income to directly to. the church. that helps here's their guy for but how. much billions do they have that if. that's they have 70 billion as a group. that's like the whole GDP of the world. pretty successful people I don't know I. told you things and they don't have to. pay taxes Wow.

like once they once they give them money. the there are religions so they're not. paying taxes that's true damn and they. have the food storage as part of their. religion is that they plan ahead like. that I mean part of the robe Aptus you. just got to bring someone Sunday could. be being you know like Bob wins they do. this can be out of your system right you. know [ __ ] hungry probably gonna be. what do we have here net this is a guy. for Collett Anna. all right here's what Cole Tonya will.

definitely beat Utah Colorado. it's got Cowboys Montana a lot of. Indians Cowboys got guns usually Indians. bows and arrows and Utah it's got a lot. of Mormons a lot of Mormons what are. they gonna do stop an arrow and a bullet. with their [ __ ] Book of Mormon I don't. think so. that's why Cole Tonya will definitely be. Utah like I need to educate himself on.

Mormons yeah it'll just have that seemed. insensitive a little bit yeah it seemed. insensitive which is that's a part of it. I actually kind of enjoyed also they. will let's have a meeting so that. everybody knows how to pronounce Kola. Tana as well I think I'm a roll with you. telling this man we actually had a late. entry some video came in this was a. surprise hello. Jesus Utah its petunia what are they.

lazy disgust oh yeah whoa okay that's. Hannah oh hey we ride maybe we back from. the dead Virginia Utah we won't team up. and [ __ ] straight Merkel Itano. all you [ __ ] is dead Virginia get the. gangbangers. we got the drugs we get the Garland's we. get the military we had a government man.

[ __ ] hello Donna. we wanna make Virginia and Utah over. Goethe damn uh I think you had to bring. them back I don't know what the rules. are dude I think you had to bring you. make the rules man. Magoo tall is what he's saying were they. in the same bracket Virginia within the. south and came out of nowhere of a. sudden dude bite yeah I don't know what. caught me Colorado Montana I don't know. anything about to be honest with you.

dude I just know that it's a large state. and I know that there's there's a you. know probably a lot of people who have. take that change there's an in in it. Nick. I got a net you know take the NRA. virtute oh yeah. Wow gangster bro. I'll take four Guto over Collett Anna. man yeah especially with that. surprise-attack extra state yeah you. have the military over there you do have. ah what else you have in Virginia have.

the CIA great roads you got weed a lot. of Aaron Brooks lives there the buffet. hunters it's his new show um I'll go. over the burger talk you go with that. Caleb yeah that's great let's see what. the fan said but that was before youy. fairness they didn't even know that we. were bringing back an entire state yeah. 33 percent said Utah 67% Catana but yeah. like you said are we letting it get too. weird though you think I don't know dude.

we only have one combined state right. now in the final four or yeah yeah. that's true thank you point that guy. came strapped I don't know who's he did. it to gun in the video you can't see on. the UH on the listening part audio but. he had two guns in the video okay gang. brah so it's gonna in the final first. Final Four matchup it's gonna be. Michigan versus verga but before we get. there we are in the East Regional final. New Jersey versus New York this is huge.

and and you live over there. I live in New York oh here's this. someone hey Theo what's up your friend. Matt it's late at night I'm looking at. the brackets I see the New York and New. Jersey are facing off against one. another. I gotta go New Jersey all the way on. this one man I'm from Boston. Massachusetts and the island I don't. fear New Yorkers I worry about people. from New Jersey because everybody in New. York not everybody some people are.

[ __ ] to the core but most people that. live in New York City choose to live. there they moved there they have no real. affiliation people from New York or I'm. rather excuse me New Jersey rather. [ __ ] were born there yeah they live. there. they're gonna die there yeah whether. they're from Newark New Jersey whether. they're from Asbury Park they're listen. to Bruce Springsteen they're listening. to Bon Jovi and they have a beautiful. state to go over a tree to most people.

don't know Appalachian Trail runs. through Northwest New Jersey. they got mountains they got rivers they. got lakes this is the most important. point everything that goes into New Yor. New York comes through New Jersey if you. stop the 18-wheelers Wow New York's. gonna be suffocated in four days dude I. don't know dude I froze the other way I. live in New York. hmm I'm from North Carolina but I live. in New York I think that New Jersey. there might be a type of state that like.

looks good coming off the bus yeah big. muscles yeah but not a lot of functional. strength right you know I'm saying okay. not a lot of core strength yeah it's a. lot of biceps not a lot of core yeah. you're right. because oh these guys are in New Jersey. these guys are they want to be in New. York they all their best things are New. York stuff and I'm not saying that as a. hater I love people but dude let's be. honest what's that what is there what's. the city that you know they don't the. only want anyone knows Newark it's a New.

York Airport what is probably their. biggest resource the Giants and Jets for. milk also they have a lot of cattle New. Jersey water I think it's like a. resource or something lot of rain it. Sopranos The Sopranos yeah Toms River. that baseball team that try. every year the kid children softball. team look I agree what about this though. New Jersey I feel like New York City's. gotten so gentrified so rich whatever. you call it you know that there's not. you can't even get mugged anywhere. anywhere some problem Alphabet City.

kidding me get [ __ ] stabbed they set. for an alphabet city the odds getting. shot in New York City anymore. you better [ __ ] you gonna have to. drive over though you know to New Jersey. right over to New Jersey right to really. get like Hoboken is kind of like a place. that regular people can forward to live. now right Brooklyn I mean that like dude. I saw some graffiti in there it was like. Larry sucks dick right in the urinal and. it said but only if he's okay with it. right like they're so [ __ ] liberal. looks like what the [ __ ] are they really.

gonna like fight or throw down they're. gonna pick it they're gonna protest but. now didn't you get up to Rochester do. with that's the overdose belt bro up in. the ROC do with [ __ ] people listen to. brother wheeze and a morning on a radio. and eating dirty Italian and celebrating. st. Patrick's Day 9 times a year. [ __ ] with the neck tattoos and. [ __ ] square wheeled rollerskates. those and other [ __ ] are getting bent. brah you get up into there and in me the. SUNY schools dude that's [ __ ] rape. country brah what does this guy have to.

say hey Theo it's Mike from Rochester. New York all day New Jersey's stupid. they're gonna be attack in New York City. because they think that's the capital. and they can they we don't mind we're. just gonna send out them rats from the. subways we're gonna get those soft. gentle whites Creed um help New York. City with their problem and then that's. when the real action that's when upstate. New York comes and helps and wipes out.

New Jersey you know we got Sarah Q's. Albany you got Rochester yeah which one. we're poverty and we got some real. killers in the city so I mean [ __ ]. around we don't even need buffalo. Buffalo can just come and supply the. beer and wings am i right okay gang. Buffalo's got Thurman Thomas where you. give him a gun you'll [ __ ] run. through the whole [ __ ] state it's a. tough one this is very tough dude. there's a lot dude there's a lot of in.

New York there's wide use. and yes Jade uh and they and you know. they don't believe in afterlife they. don't have if they die if they go down. right done but we are you talking. American Jews you talking Israelis like. an Israeli guy I'm afraid of a new. American Jews gonna hire somebody to die. for him you know oh yeah yeah wait or. they're just uber drivers a lot of uber. drivers who I feel like a lot of them. came here to avoid this type of. situation right which is a travesty for.

them put that I will say this New Jersey. has one thing going for them that have. Long Island yeah and Long Island for New. Jersey is a truly a Trojan horse because. I've been to Long Island I have a lot of. friends from wrong a Long Island I had. an intern who was from Long Island yeah. they call it everything wrong Island. balling Islands wrong on in your Long. Island and you know what it is though. what New Jersey in New York is a Trojan. horse it is through the people in Long. Island they're from New Jersey they are. for sure yeah it's a one place they can.

still get in in New York and be a part. of it you know when the [ __ ] hits the. fan I mean New York's already shown they. [ __ ] you know a couple of Slim's. [ __ ] drove a couple of airplanes into. the damn buildings you know so they've. already shown that they can't [ __ ]. hold it down really if [ __ ] gets hectic. but dude also living in New York this is. from personal experience it's already. kind of like wartime conditions yeah. because you travel underground you know. it's a very expensive a lot of taxes and. fees for everything right and don't see. the Sun for long periods of time yeah I.

do think that that extensive subway. system could really come in handy. mmm that's true that's a good point and. that's just the city though now you. gotta get out into the rest of it. the thing about western New York New. Jersey's huge people realize that the. thing about western New Jersey what's. out there Milliken Lehigh you know tons. of [ __ ] the amateur out there they. got all kinds of wildness out there you. know it's tough to know what how its. gonna break down Lehigh University's in. New Jersey I think so I might I guess I.

never knew it but there are 16 seed it. could be Lee I could be in PA we're. gonna let you call this when Kayla. Presley dude I think. I would feel real bad saying New Jersey. when I live in New York you know I'm. saying that's kind of like wishing. wishing wishing bad on yourself I must. say in New York and I'm saying New York. and I and I have a lot of respect for. people in New Jersey but I think New. York probably takes a good yeah I'll. probably say that to just shout out to. even as being up in Rochester you know.

these people are either their main food. of sustenance it's called garbage plates. so they could eat right out the dumpster. run and be right at home. alright I'll roll with New York alright. our last regional final florid gia the. combined of Florida and Georgia versus. the number one Texas see what some video. submissions we got here hey Theo hey. Nick just want to get a quick vote in. for Florida however you say that um I'm.

all office so I'm having to talk quietly. but looking at the population even. though Texas is bigger Florida and. Georgia have more crazy people so I know. we would be fighting to the death as. well as okay if you don't stop you'll. Asian together we're at 31.8 and Texas. is only at twenty eight point seven so. crazies and more people if you add us. together so chanting I'll tell you from. walesska Georgia in game eleska thank. you very much young lady well let's have.

a hottie [ __ ] send in something huh. yeah not bad dude she looked like she. was a big fan too oh yeah dude she. seemed like a sweet lady kind of lady. you definitely wouldn't mind you know. starting a future together this is David. from Houston Texas. what's up Theo games you wanting to give. a shout out to all the truck drivers out. there and want to leave a comment about. Texas and Florida matchup just one day I. gotta say about Texas man we fought for. our independence that's all I had to. mention man thanks so they've already.

done it well then what was that was that. the Alamo I guess who knows I mean it. but Texas Texas yeah they fought for. their independence dude apparently. remember the Alamo they didn't get it. do so Florida and Georgia all combined. that legit amount of this is still. interesting or the most boring material.

but also I said this with a gap again I. think years from now this could be a. reference that people use that's how. crazy the world's getting this might. happen. could you see us going to state. governments I could see it and I would I. would support it I would - especially if. they told me that there was a reason why. we it would work yeah why not dude what. I don't long as you can travel from. state to state who cares Yeah right. except some sage might be like a [ __ ].

yank coming over here you know bill that. yeah well there's probably some states. that probably exited in the first round. who there you know if they're not part. of the United States they probably lose. a lot of what they have right but those. are you know those are some of the. weaker states right these are top tier. states we're talking about yeah these. are talk to your states I mean. Florida and being associated with. Georgia I think legitimizes Florida in a. lot of ways mmm. I could see that because I mean Florida. I think a lot of people myself included. kind of think of it as a another place. it's kind of like oh yeah almost like an.

Australia type vibe when you go yeah and. I would be interested to see maybe if we. could look up Nick some War records of. Australia how they do mmm because I. think that could probably go they were. in one more Mel Gibson was in it and I. think he he and his brother actually. ended up making up at the end it's. called Gallipoli so there you go. and also I like what you're saying it. legitimizes Florida cuz like I think of. Georgia as like southern like it's like. classy like there's Southern gentleman.

stuff so yeah and definitely a lot of. people from General Sherman's march to. the sea or still living there. descendants of that over there in. Georgia you didn't have a lot of pride. for that oh I think so I think you're. gonna immediately see I mean it's gonna. be a lot of like there's a lot that. coastal area over there Jack so there's. a lot of military all along there one. guy in his video said Texas has the. number one amount of enlisted people. living in their state too. well dude if this happens you're gonna.

have to literally hold tryouts and Tech. and Dallas Cowboys there's so many. people that want to fight I'll go with. Texas then if that's the case then yeah. and they I will say Texas they came out. video wise like the most by far. submissions. yeah yeah dude and also Florida doesn't. have any anybody over like the age of 30. like if you go there everyone's already. died from from like a you know they've. got a lot of drugs right 30 or under 80. or over and over 30 dies on that show. the first 48 we'll do it a few if he was.

in Miami if you they they have to import. their old people yeah because if you're. from Florida like you have no chance. that's a good point action look at skin. cancer above watch plastic surgery bro. you're done off about oh yeah yeah. somebody put an ass cheek into some. guy's throat and [ __ ] almost killed it. so Texas does it I think Texas does it. this is our final for New York let's do. Texas Michigan and for guta really came. out of nowhere no one would have guessed. that I think for guta like that so let's. start in Michigan verse for Goethe no.

videos to Michigan I mean really all we. have to go on out of her Goethe was it. was that one get the strength that one. God first of all is the first killer who. was sent in a video the guy was. camouflaged up wearing different things. to prevent us from seeing him and had. more than one gun real guns person can. we look at the states what they look. like some facts about Michigan dude II. know what's crazy hmm Michigan have you.

ever seen what it looks like a mitten. yeah but this is the thing he didn't. tell you and this is the thing I didn't. really know and so pretty recently. uh-huh they already took over like half. of Wisconsin he not even though really. dude if you look at a map do see it see. how the it's red up top the U P Gaffney. was talking about there's no there's no. reason that should be called Michigan. it's separated by a body of water and it. just like they secretly took over some. of Wisconsin that wisconsin wasn't. utilizing properly gang bro I think they.

gave us a choice between Door County the. thumb of Wisconsin and u P and we took. dork and that's a thumb that cloud looks. more like a bottle opener but if you. have Virginia cruising all the way. across to [ __ ] roll with Utah also do. this just that one guy. that's true maybe definitely look like. he was murder specific but that one guy. in Utah could really flank Michigan. being they get there on both sides of it. I forget who's who's Virginia flanken. I'm trying to fish against Michigan yeah. some other stats right here about some. of the places I want to look at really.

fast Utah has more regular church. attendance than any other state I want. to let you know whooping cough is huge. over there in actually that's in. Wisconsin but engineers Michigan has a. lot of engineers in it Virginia is the. home of bad driver sucess and that's not. a racial slur dude here's his thumb.

about Utah I feel like if the war where. does it take go down because if it takes. place in Utah here's something I know. for a fact you're not gonna be able to. fight in a lot of the state those are. national parks oh wow protected areas. you can't chant war in a national park. dude and this is a war but we're not. we're not crazy yeah now all somebody's. trying to have a split of sandwich for. this time in a tent so this is gonna. have to happen you know in Michigan. Michigan Utah what do you think man what.

do you think Caleb you're the one who's. got to take us through this I hate to. say it I'll go ahead and I'm gonna say. this I have a tremendous amount of. respect for the guy who called in and. basically got you talk to the next round. and reestablished Virginia in this. tournament which I don't even know at. what point they were eliminated but are. we gonna are we gonna really just off. the strength of this one guy and the. passion of this one guy and he was. intimidating are we gonna let them go. all the way to the final or a Michigan.

is a real state I mean at the end of the. day dude you're talking about a real. state that exists that's a good point. yeah and I you you brought it up and we. brought her up in past episodes the fact. that they were able to survive through. that radio a shout-out to bleed water. like they're stronger in Flint yeah well. even daddy longneck called in and said. it's called murder me yeah I already. forgot about that dude definitely. Michigan I don't forget that. cousin Allen keith was on there too. alright let's roll it in then Michigan. it is man real Cinderella story I don't.

think anybody when this tournament. started with us at Michigan I was going. all the way. I wouldn't even I still can't believe I. am I think it might we might be going to. a anti-climatic exchange New York versus. Texas Kayla Presley New York first Texas. all right did you guys ever play Texas. when you guys are either one of these. states when you were a UNC not know. would it be your experience with. barstool have you noticed anything at. these places Texas I've been I'm trying. to think what I've done I've been - I've.

been to Texas actually I went down there. you know vote so I went down to do a. video this year because their coach. coach Herman yeah was before the games. were starting he was kissing the players. oh yeah. you saw it oh I didn't see it but I. believed it but it's like I was. supported so I went down there and I was. kind of doing like almost an. investigative journalist ik piece of of. why why are we kissing players and why. are we only kissed on the cheek like. let's get serious you want to win some. games. oh yeah that's crazy man and that shows.

you there's love right there in the. heart of Texas dude I'll tell you this. New York [ __ ] half of New York would. overdose on their way across the data. that's beautiful half an you put. overdose all your boys from Rochester. you're gonna overdose in the desert on. the way down there they're gonna. overdose even just heading down there I. think Texas is gonna have some severe. move they're gonna be mobile they're. gonna have a strong Latino contingency. can you imagine how many people in Texas. if it does go to war that are gonna say. told you so.

they've already man Oh guys this is. pretty easy honestly it's definitely. Texas yeah yeah this is Texas a thing. why would a juggernaut Texas Michigan. fine which is a great football game this. um you might see on January 1 oh this is. a great football game right here and. this game happened didn't it with uh. when Vince McMahon was a quarterback or. no no that was there's no chance that's. right yeah.

[ __ ] yeah you're right okay Michigan. versus Texas we had one video for just. general Texas okay now I'm not from. Texas I'm from Louisiana but I know for. a fact that Texas is gonna win this. entire bracket they are almost 30. million people and think about this they. don't already beaten all the people. around him you know that for a fact.

they've barely had any casualties they. also got our poncho and brothers to. south now all this combined you already. know they're gonna be beating whoever is. under way that's a gang gang and getting. brother I appreciate that that's true. man. I mean Michigan you're gonna have. tetanus the tetanus scare alone from. them on struggling with drug use and. trying to make weapons in those old. rusted-out factories mm-hmm it's gonna.

be it's gonna be sick a lot of what do. you think is gonna make children a lot. of people you know a lot of biracial. kids who don't know what's going on are. gonna need therapy probably before they. can even get out of the state you know. are they gonna band together. kill best an interesting question where. will the the war play out this final. battle I think Nebraska is kind of right. in the middle just flat land I mean. there's a lot of there's a lot of cities. in Texas I feel like are kind of it kind.

of wouldn't matter if it happened there. yeah it's just I think it would be the. same it's not like the city's bad but. it's just kind of safe yeah you are. gonna have a strong Latino contingency. you know you're gonna have who knows how. many people are really in Texas too if. you count the hidden illegal aliens from. I mean they could be anywhere from. anywhere Canada Mexico maybe anywhere. and do there's tycoons there oil tycoons. yeah which I used to play this game when.

I was growing up on the computer called. rollercoaster tycoon and I don't think. they're actually correlated or similar. but dude fantastic game really yeah you. really felt like you were I think a. tycoon is just someone who's very. successful in business. and I think an oil tycoons I can only. imagine them coming in on a horse yeah. yeah and really kind of establishing. their dominance and you don't waste time. who's our leader right you know that. Coons a leader. well Jerry Jones and then they're. helping him yeah oh and Jerry Jones got. ultimate you know we got a real profit.

factory running over there with them. Dallas Cowboys I'm sure letters Brian. didn't tycoon play for the black sacks. was any part of blacks guys I'm not sure. I could do this talk yeah well we agree. on that. I just this round right now and I just. think Michigan just falls apart at this. point I think it's just been too much. for them to to handle you know they took. on Iowa they took on Nebraska you know.

they'd be Kentucky Illinois for Guto I. mean it's probably nine people left dude. and two of them are listening to Kid. Rock and the other ones Eminem and when. the other one is imminent and he's not. coming out the house. no he isn't he's flip-flopping so much. on what he's about I think I would say. Texas yeah I think I had a great point. about not a lot of casualties they had. to buy they steamrolled through a couple. rounds there they're fresh yeah that's. it my vote I'm not gonna decide your.

entire tournament this is your. tournament this is this past weekend. stay Wars but my vote is Texas there you. go Texas it is Wow that's it and Caleb. works for barstool and he also played. backup quarterback to a younger man so. if anybody is qualified if I can pick. who should win the war up all the states. to me it's definitely him in this row I. would like to put it out to the fans if. anybody wants to put together a montage. of all five episodes and put it to one.

shining moment I think that would be. incredible that's like my favorite part. of the NCAA tournament every year some. Luther Vandross and these wars play out. I think it could really really be. beautiful that would but people use as a. reference point yeah I think we use that. as commercial for next year too and I. think next year maybe we'll do the. brackets different if we put them in a. different you know come out it just we. actually rank them I think there's a. chance that certain states could lose to. other states and it's also depending on. who's in. in the in the shotgun seat here hey dude. I'm looking at North Carolina get.

eliminated first round I don't know how. that happened. yeah a lot of people don't man I don't. know how West Virginia got put out yeah. they didn't feel it for sure where did. you want and you have an old lady you. said huh yeah and where'd you meet her. at and sorry to ask you about I met her. at North Carolina but I really didn't. start dating her until New York oh wow. well you better pass and kind of yeah oh. wow she works at SoulCycle. oh yeah he told me that and that's. reading that Russell Brand been a big. day man dude oh it's been a great day. yeah this is gonna go down in history. and we dude I know we're kidding about.

this is gonna be called for reference. who's kidding yeah. oh it easily could be well I I think. that this is something that at the very. least we made some salient points about. these states that it's kind of kind of. time for self-reflection in a lot of. ways for some of the guys well I could. see it I mean look some states in some. areas are really pulling the weight for. other areas and and also of different. places have different ideas of what. pulling the weight means some people. think pulling the weight is working hard. some people think pulling the weight is.

being you know in Tennessee that's just. going to Dollywood yeah yeah that's it. yeah some people think it's just. different stuff you know taking care of. their kids making money having a job. people think it's all different stuff so. and also like shout out the people in. Texas I have some some good friends from. Texas good people but just because you. won state Wars I'm not sure that's a. shining endorsement of your state that. we think that you're gonna be the best. at em mass genocide right yeah I read a. quote this just this morning actually. war doesn't decide who's right it.

decides who's left who has the most guns. and we already knew that was Texas oh. really. as in remaining left oh wow dang it's. crazy dude a lot of quotes they should. put what it means after you know I read. a quote I'm like what is this about you. know yeah one time I was in a that was. like a first class first day of class at. Carolina and our teacher handed out a. page of full of quotes like Albert. Einstein Isaac Newton the gauntlet of. quote people and then one that was just. like a cam member was like HB Scott and.

she's like raise your hand and tell me. something about one of these quotes and. I raise my hand trying to get in her. good graces I was like HB Scott. quote is straight-up stupid like it. doesn't make any sense. and she was like that's me that's me. she was HP Scott yeah she put herself. amongst amongst the great crazy move. dude I remember when I went into some. class and they told us about Stonehenge.

you know and like what does it mean. we're gonna find out and I was like what. if God was just [ __ ] with everybody. just set some rocks up you know. and ladies I get first day and I thought. it was like fun you know a fun way to. talk about and just as it possible as. anything else yeah so I'm saying man who. knows what if the Lord does dominoes. Kaitlin Presley thanks for coming and. helping us get through the state we're. sorry I'm a little bit tired today man I. think I would have more energy but you. know we did it Joe thanks for having me. dude. it's been a it's been great and yeah we.

got to come back over there in Barstow. and do your daddy longneck oh look I'm. gonna connect you guys in just a few. minutes man hey hey that murder murder. damn it you know that kinda murder me. anthe was gonna be announcing Jionni. fightin rough if you want to do that you. actually you should do that who could. who would he fight though let's pick a. fight right now and Jionni's the young. kind of twink guy who books our show and. he's also gonna be in a movie with. Octavia Spencer in about six weeks. shut up yeah but he's also the young.

twin got that books are selling we pay. him in me on DS but look that's what God. wants well you know who he fights I've. seen it all in West Virginia dude I've. seen two identical twins both named. Bubba yeah fight each other I've seen in. Myrtle Beach I saw a overweight I don't. know if it's over weights the right word. but a cam girl mm-hmm and I hope they're. trained and she left she lost she lost. damn I've seen it all so we can't. probably make it happen with whoever if. you want to see a see him get his ass.

beat we can make the happen or if you. want to see him you know make a good. name for your podcast we can make that. happen you'd like you said it. Gianni Shore and he's he's stock he's. built I would love to see him fight like. a tall lanky black eye I think that. would be a fun yeah trying to be. exciting or black woman yeah I think we. have women yeah well just a really tan. guy dude there's no rules is the other. thing that there's like. no like oh you're 300 pounds and you're. 180 girl yeah. I'm not actually they don't do guys. verse gross but pretty much everything.

else was like fair game but if it's a. really tough girl I could see it I could. see them going toe-to-toe if she's tall. and if maybe she played at least d2. basketball does that cam girl want to. come back maybe that could be the. matchup she came back as her as a ring. girl so know instead of fighting so we. have ring girl competition too so she. was like twerking and I did a split and. race she's flexible somebody's gonna. give I just sounds like a bug and this. sounds like a me to claim wait and have. another that's us that's me and her Wow. like how you part your hair like that. thanks dude no she she actually dumped.

him out right before it's pay-per-view. so you can have a little bit of nudity I. think a wild pay-per-view yeah so she. dumped them out rough and rowdy if. you're gonna miss it by the time this. podcast comes out we're doing it this. Friday but did your listeners would love. it West Virginia you're going to us or. any of this Friday I'm going straight. there Wow. we'll put it on on this past weekend. Instagram at least yeah I mean it we. have them though we do it a couple times. a year. yeah dude seriously you should come and. you should you should call his fight if.

that's all you want to do and just check. it out maybe next year we'll get Johnny. and we'll see maybe we could have him. fight another someone else or another. podcast. yeah like fight Bobby Lee's little. brother that I think something's wrong. with him but we could have them fight. TVB. yeah Stevie we be first of all nobody's. last name is [ __ ] we be you know. Kelly Presley thanks so much man we'll. we'll do this again soon bro appreciate. appreciate tell Kevin and the other guy. are the Francis and other fellow with. red hair what's his name Donovan Daniel.

Oh John final Burke John Fido bird is he. the one you were saying that you thought. was gay no I was a different guy in. there I met real quick but um tell him I. said hey man interesting I can't wait I. want to talk to you after this and just. find out who - well we've discussed a. lot I feel like we probably will talk. next time we'll chat after but uh thank. you very much Rob let's get to the end I. think that's it Texas number one you. know perfect so if [ __ ] gets if [ __ ].

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