State Wars March Madness Pt 3 w/ Nate Bargatze | This Past Weekend #189

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another round of this past weekend's. State Wars March Madness want to thank. everyone who sent in so many amazing. video submissions it's been absolutely. awesome and intriguing um we'll have a. little bit of interview then we'll get. into uh into the state Wars ladies and. gentlemen Mr Nate. [Music]. baratti. [Music]. that I and tell you my.

[Music]. St what's going on man welcome to town. thanks buddy I appr your special just. came out huh yeah that's awesome it's. it's fun you know how exciting is that. uh it's great you know I go yours I mean. your when yours come out like mine came. out four years ago it didn't it's great. I so long you're like yeah 15 years ago. oh all right I just watched it I just uh. downloaded it on a flight oh really yeah. yeah didn't care for it to be honest uh.

I totally totally feel. you it's whatever it was great no no it. was great I I I just downloaded I like. to download some like uh occasionally. like on a you know you get a nice flight. you Breeze in see comedy I think it's. good to randomly be checking out and. like seeing what's going on yeah seeing. what's going on sometimes it get you. excited like you know like when you got. to build a new act and uh all this. sometimes as you need to get like. motivated and like watch some other. specials to like just I don't know get. like pumped about it to be like yeah.

that's like the exciting process you and. did you have some fear like what were. some of the fears you had about um like. did you have fear that like you wouldn't. be able to make new material like did. you have any of that kind of scare I'm. I'm right now I have it like I don't I. don't think I'll ever I never think I. could come up with any jokes ever again. uh any like I did a comic Central. special forever ago and that was like. right when you know right when you're. done you're just like I'll never be as. funny as like that and I won't be able. to come up with anything else I don't. see how I would come up with with. anything else I don't have a process to.

come up with anything like there's not. you don't have like a thing that you're. like I do this I go write this down and. then you know it's all just kind of. happens you can't like uh it's hard to. or it's hard for me to generate to force. to generate like new stuff I mean I try. to like you know uh you try to like just. be good about uh making your mind open. I've learned uh yeah but it's not your. process I mean your process is your. process yeah yeah and your process is.

what lazy nothing I don't write it's uh. it just comes more on stage and you on. stage I'll put it like a little note in. my phone uh of an idea oh and uh I try. not to write because I write it like. word for word I've tried it some but I. think you if you do that for me I will. not sound as uh conversational and so if. like I'd like to just keep it uh do you. have any in your phone right now yeah. let see I might have some too you want. to say. see what they're bad well I mean do you.

have full ideas don't use the racial. slur ones you know what I'm saying. brother to go for my others my next I'm. going a different route in my next. special just. uh I have one warm juice on a plane yeah. no idea what that means that was one and. that like you just put that and then. you'd figure it out from there yeah yeah. I had I got I uh bought a reversible. jacket I bought two of them because I. didn't know they were reversible oh dang. and then uh you bought both sides of the.

same coat I bought the same and here's. the truth I'm saying here's the truth to. that is I didn't buy it but I was buying. it and I happened to the last minute. realize it you bought it yeah and so I. I'm just saying but it was all the the. feelings of buying this jacket were. there and it's a black one and then I. saw went to the uh store and I saw a. blue one I was like well I like this. jacket yeah so I'll get a blue one too. and I'm like I mean I'm literally. grabbing it and uh and I just happened.

to check so I happened to see the inside. of it and realized it was uh reversible. so it has four Pockets because it has. two on the outside and two on the inside. wow pretty cool yeah but I just thought. that was like that's just suck if you if. you think you lost your keys and you did. but you have to check all four Pockets. real you lost Outside Inside dude I hate. that man you ever check all your pockets. and after you lost something and then. you [ __ ] check them again bro like. you missed on I didn't really dig in.

there they're like seven in deep and you. [ __ ] you're like I don't know do it. like a back like you get a back and. you're just check and you're like it has. to be here somewhere and you just dig. unbelievable you take it you shake it. like that's pull everything out yeah do. you uh change your backpack out like a. lot do you like had this backpack for. seven years I got this Tumi backpack and. it's kind of a fancy company and uh and. I got this backpack one time yeah I. bought I bought it seven years ago and I. don't know if I'll change I've seen some. newer ones that I kind of like but it. just keeps serving me well you know I.

love travel stuff oh yeah I can walk. into I go to a Tom me and just like walk. around be like what are you guys what's. what's happening now right like it's. yeah what's happening in here Rond yeah. and what's the the new thing the I heard. offsets doing a [ __ ] brand design. with. you I and they don't even know they. think you know more than they do you're. like oh you didn't hear about it yeah oh. you didn't hear about the [ __ ] whan. Jennings bag that's coming out it's a. pretty big bag yeah uh I like travel I.

like like go I love like uh luggage like. just whatever the easiest you know I I. will check a bag I'm not afraid to check. a bag oh no yeah a lot of people don't. they don't they're you know Killers dude. that's who does it right I know it's a. it's but it's a lot of people they they. they don't want to wait they're pretty. good about getting your bags out there. now some airports let's be honest and. then we can talk about the south because. uh that's a place where sometimes. they're not New Orleans you wait a week. and a half for a bag they just don't.

even one guy brought it one time they. brought it no joke it was like 4 days. later dude was no joke I swear to God. though he denied it had on one of the. [ __ ] shirts in my. bag he just took it out and wore it yeah. he was a tough guy yeah and I couldn't. he took it for a run I don't want to go. to bat with him about it I'm just happy. to have the rest of my stuff yeah but. some airports at New Orleans I think it. and he wore the shirt it takes 20. minutes yeah I think he forgot he wore I. think he got a little cooked up and. [ __ ] forgot he wore and then just has. it on and he's like here's your back bag. and that's cool and you just got to go.

like all right you know like yeah cuz it. be con uh confrontation like you'd have. to hey that's my shirt yeah I'm not. getting involved in that yes it's even. though I would love to get love to see. get involved like just to see what he's. going to say like cuz it's a guy like. that that could be like you say it and. he's like yeah yeah I do you. know do where we going to go from here. where do you want to go from here yeah. like how far do you want to take this. and then you just have to be like all. right I'm I guess this is as far as we. take it you know unless you want to just.

go at it I would love to live like that. guy I would love that that I'm jealous. of that guy that you could put on. someone's shirt out of a luggage that's. not yours deliver it and and like I mean. he's rooting that you say at that point. he's probably like please say something. yeah I'm going to do the most obvious. thing you know this is your shirt I hope. it's like a real shirt that's like it's. not like you know just like a that. you're like you could argue right it's.

something that's like straight up you it. was like V Family Reunion yeah just your. family and he just and he and I mean and. there's only a couple people and. everybody's sitting on the other side of. the table from my. mother your s real far away from oh yeah. and they uh it's like the Last Supper. but like like they're on the you just. see the backs like you just see your. mom's face and you rest your family back. yeah it's any supper yeah yeah it's any. no but you're right he shows up and he. probably get out the car thinking man I.

hope this [ __ ] says something I. would love it he he just would love it. he would love it there'd be nothing more. I love uh I love confrontation I don't. like doing it yeah but I love the I you. know you live through the idea of it. like if I see someone being. confrontational it's like there's. nothing better uh Nick F uh comedian is. very confrontational is he and he yeah. he'll have the bill to support it I. don't feel like he no he doesn't that. but like I think it's all just the. people don't expect it so if you are.

like they don't know how to like oh I. see like react to it because you're I. mean you're calling someone out. immediately like why did you do that. yeah yeah yeah because he kind of I feel. like he gives off a little bit of he's. tall too yeah that's true he kind of has. that male kind of like Portland male. ballerina Vibe but [ __ ] maybe has. some violence in his legs but he's doing. yeah he's he's very very talented I. don't mean that like but yeah I'm just. trying to think of his aggression style. well it's he's. cool uh you know I think you want to be.

like if you see him you'd be like I want. that guy to like me he he like the most. interesting man in the world kind of he. has that energy yeah yeah I don't think. you think you could like beat him like. you'd be worried about he's doing shows. in Mexico right now is he really yeah I. don't know like I like uh I don't know I. don't know uh he speak Spanish he must. no no I don't not that I know of uh damn. bro I think he would bring that up if he. did but he's in Mexico yeah I don't know. that's awesome go one day I want to go.

do tour tour in the in Central America. and South America and go down you have a. pretty big fan base in there I don't. know I think I could probably you know I. think um I think I think I would like it. my father's from Nicaragua my father. grew up in Nicaragua oh and so he moved. here when he was 12 but so but I would. like to be able to go and be a part of. that just universe and entertain just. see what it's like you know and just to. see I did a show uh in I say this on. stage like when I talk about like I did. show in Tampa like a gig and the guy.

booked me on it and uh he it was like. you know like you get sometimes you get. booked for stuff and it's like through. the proper channels so it's like vetted. MH and uh and then like you're you're if. you do a corporate you're performing for. someone but they hired someone that. knows how to book a comedian right and. this guy just kind of was like a fan and. booked he went through the channels. right but he didn't talk to anybody like. on how to even set stuff up oh yeah and. it was like 600 people and I went up. bombed for 1 hour straight nice and uh.

then afterwards he tells me that none of. them speak English oh damn and so he. never he never mentioned that until uh. like like in an email later like he was. like right when I got done he's like. that's good and I was like I don't even. know I was like you're out of your mind. if you thought that was good he was. giving away iPads and uh gave away two. cars like he's a good dude yeah it's a. it's a it's all in his heart is in the. right place yeah and uh the guy that.

drove me to the show it sounds like an. The Ellen Keller degenerous show that's. what it sounds like it sounds like. people that can't he but they're giving. away a lot of cool stuff but they're. like yeah this is great yeah yeah yeah. it's uh they can't thought of that can. you that was fing kind of crazy BR sorry. that good I don't think things anymore. yeah the Ellen Keller generous show. sorry sorry to just keep repe my own. joke about no Ellen Keller is a good it. it deserved more than I gave it well. she's the most person that's impaired.

think of somebody impaired that's more. famous than Ellen. Keller Stevie Wonder Stevie Wonder's. doing good uh but they do different two. different. things Helen uh Helen Keller couldn't. hear C Wonder couldn't see yeah and if. you can't hear you can't what else you. guys know Michael J fox J fox yeah but. he does he have it or not they said it's. going to kill him like 5 years ago and. it hasn't yeah Fair stepen sorry he has. it.

yeah a little we're not giv it to him. we're like not Michael J like I don't. know I. mean yeah no that's amazing bro that he. keeps acting too yeah they did a whole. show he had a sitcom like uh I but he's. obviously very famous uh yeah Stephen. Hawking was one too he couldn't do uh. anything except be like real smart yeah. he was in that movie too and he had a uh. couple of different wives didn't he he. leave his wife and he he liked his. nurses too yeah I don't blame him yeah.

dude if I if I'm in a chair man I'm. going to be in the chair for a long. time I think I would probably try to try. at least to probably [ __ ] whoever comes. near. me cuz you you know yeah cuz it's. probably not you can never really get. charged for rape or something because. it's like yeah I'm going to be cool. about it I'm not going to like fall then. knock the chair over when I thought like. aggressive like uh but I'm saying even. if you were aggressive. they would be like just walk why don't.

you walk away like like it's like at one. point it's it's going to be the girl's. fault be like well he was he literally. couldn't move so I don't you know I'm. saying like there's no you could be. aggressive yeah there's yeah what do you. do clear your throat you know what I'm. saying like how crazy would it get how. like your personality has to be through. the roof you you have to. be yeah just so tuned in. to like where she's like it's going to.

happen but yeah I don't think you would. ever get you know I would never do. anything like that uh you would never be. aggressive no I wouldn't do anything. like that I mean I don't think I would. ever do anything like that I would never. like I mean I'll tell you this if I was. stuck on an island with a woman and she. wasn't interested I'd definitely be. probably pissed off but I wouldn't ever. be like you'd have to break it down I. mean you'd have to be cuz you'd have to. talk about it every day about she's not. interested eventually I bet You' be. interested have a change of P I mean. just like every day just be like I think.

you play games to like back off bringing. it up yeah and then be like well I'm not. going to say anything and then maybe. when she does get interested then you're. like well I'm not interested now and. then turn yeah and then you're like I. don't want to it'd be a long it got that. boat comes and then someone's like y'all. hook up a bunch you're like you know we. didn't you think we would but we didn't. at all and bro how sad though would that. be a guy comes to pick you up it's you. and her you've been on an island for a. year right he's just like as on the boat. he's like he gives he's like happy for. you oh he gives everybody some water and.

some get you a Snicker you know and gets. everybody back up to [ __ ] par you. know medically and then while she's kind. of like he's kind of facing you he's. probably like he's behind SE sign he's. behind her. like and you're like n you know it just. didn't it just we couldn't really line. it up she was kind of busy for a little. bit and and then she me to you on the. news that'd be great and then it all. then you go to prison then you go back. they go back to the. that's what they real instead of prison.

well what did they send you back to the. island instead of. prison like they just figure like let's. try that yeah oh the scene of the crime. though yeah yeah you have to go live. there that wasn't a good they wouldn't. do that it wasn't that's how Australia. started speaking of which I'll be. Australia in a couple of weeks man uh. where are you playing at where you where. tell me what your shows are like now man. so people have started to probably more. people have come out to see you yeah. yeah but you you know that now right. yeah I mean it's happened to you too. right now right yeah it's definitely. it's been busier yeah more people come.

out yeah uh yeah it's exciting it's fun. you go out and they know you and like uh. I you have to act I think you have to. act differently like you have to you. know there's a different we're used to. walking out on stage and nobody knows us. right so you're you got to you're trying. to win them over so that's like an A. vibe and an energy that you bring and. now when you walk out the Applause is. bigger they're more excited just out. just cuz you walk on stage and so now. you have to like make sure that it's up.

to a par for them like you don't want to. just bomb you know and they're like oh. dude I was like so excited to see you do. you think there's a way this is this is. interesting man because it makes me. makes me think about this yeah like I. wonder if in my mind I can just make. sure I focus on going back going and. staying in the space where I got to win. these people over yes that you know. Seinfeld said though if he could go back. the one thing he would want the feeling. is when they don't know you that's the. feeling he would want to go back to. because there's no more rewarding.

feeling than people being like I don't. know if this is even going to be funny. and then you being really funny and like. and you winning them over there's that's. the greatest thing ever like uh you know. so that's like such a that's what we. that's our whole beginning of your. career is that and then now your career. is now people do know you they and they. see you and they they have an idea of. what to expect and there expectations. there's expect you got to keep them cuz. if you're not good then they're going to. be disappointed yeah yeah it's really.

interesting man it's so cool yeah it's. so interest it's interesting to think. about yeah could I go back and then also. what was my mindset when I would go on. stage and people were not they didn't. know me and you had to like win them. over you just wanted to surprise themit. yeah yeah yeah you were well you were. excited about like going on stage and. excited about your jokes I you know like. when you have a good crowd and like you. can hear them laughing really hard like. out the gate and you're like I'm not. even like into my stuff yet and that's. the greatest feeling on earth like where. you're that's the stuff I can like make. laugh on cuz you're just like I can't.

even believe this is real like people. are so good yeah they think you're going. for a ride and you you you know you're. not even in the [ __ ] truck yet you. know yeah I always have a big fear and I. try to keep myself aware of it like that. the more you get known and the more. people are there to see you I think it's. easier to slip and then not be as good. not be as good as the reason that. they're there because they they will. laugh I mean especially at the beginning. they laugh at stuff uh more than you. know just it's just easier to make them. laugh cuz they like mean chappella go.

sit in place four or five hours and it's. not like B shows up and it's more comedy. Chelle show up more celebrity yeah well. he's talking and he's just like that's. what he's that's what he did that's but. I thought his specials were great and. the re and I didn't expect him to be. great but just because I knew he would. go talk for these hours right and stand. up comedy has to be tight it needs to be. you got to get the fat out of all this. stuff and uh make the jokes very funny. and I thought his special they did that. and I I was actually very surprised cuz.

I I thought they were going to be this. really long thing you know cuz you're. like where are you getting this stuff. tight like I don't all I see you is. going on for two to four hours so where. are you doing straight sometimes when he. goes on oh four I remember New York when. I first started he would come and it was. uh he he wasn't doing the hours he he. was doing Chappelle Show and he I mean. he might do an hour oh yeah but he would. go on stage and just he like being on. stage it seems like he just really likes.

yeah he really loves that that's a good. point actually he really must love being. on stage he likes talking to people like. asking him stuff and just you know it's. so do you think so sometimes I think. that comedy like it's gotten it got too. tight and now it's loosening up and you. want to see more like entertainment on. stage that you want to like like writers. like sometimes like I feel like for a. while it just got like WR like they just. kept pushing riters to like the champion. of the industry you know and now I feel. like it's kind of taking a little bit of. a swing where it's more like people want. to I don't know they want to see the fat.

on stuff more it seems like they want. things to seem more realistic maybe it's. just different people I get but people. are different what do I have any [ __ ]. clue what people like you know I they do. get uh I think some Comics like get like. that I mean like uh you know when Louis. CK like first blew up and he was like. talking about his kids like that he you. know his kids were jerks he hated his. kids or whatever hat and uh that was. like something that's really res with.

yeah and it changed but it changed. comedy like a lot of comics like after. that including myself is everything. became a little more personal everything. you talked about your life more it. wasn't uh you're just doing these jokes. that are like could be yours or not. yours so now it's like you're trying to. do jokes that only you can tell like you. have a voice for you that you can do you. no one can do you right right. right that yeah it's gotten more like. that and like that's uh and that's a.

good thing and people are are getting it. more there's still very a lot of bad. comedy out there there's a lot of people. that I don't think their goal is to like. murder on stage or like I you know I. started in New York and these clubs and. it was all about murdering like that's. that's what it's all about just murder. be funny and like all this and now it. can be a little bit more dragged out and. uh you know more interesting sometimes. than even funny and I but I'm not a fan. of that I I think it's funny like that's. the that's the point of what you're. supposed to do up there be funny a good. point if you can be both then be both.

yeah you know that is yeah actually so. I'll actually kind of refine some of my. position even after hearing you there. like yeah I don't think it's that yeah. that entertainers but yeah I think. people want to get to know the person. more they want yeah something that they. can connect to a little bit more than. just they like to laugh at you or with. you that's why I always always looked at. it it's like I want you to laugh at me. because you can't believe I did it or. I'm doing something that you've done and. then you can laugh with me cuz you've. done it but I'm saying saying it about. me instead of like saying like I mean I.

for me like I've never lik to like point. at the audience to be like you're this. loser like I'll be the loser oh yeah and. then I hope you come along like I hope. you can let oh we're all [ __ ] yeah I. mean welcome to the [ __ ] ship dude we're. going to you know we're halfway to Hades. bro All Aboard yeah are there topics you. won't talk about that you want to talk. about sometimes uh I don't know like I. don't really get into like political. stuff like uh yeah I don't get into. political stuff yeah I don't uh I don't. think anyway yeah not really yeah I.

don't think uh yeah I don't think if I. do it I try to do it in a way that it's. like can ride both sides of it I have no. like uh I don't like really care to be. offensive like I I have no uh vulgarity. you're not vulgar I'm not no but they uh. but I don't care to be off I'm not. trying to offend anybody I don't want to. like push like I don't want anybody. you're not going to learn something from. my show like I don't care if you learn. something from my show I don't you don't. need to like I there's plenty of Comedy. I we can I can whatever you're into I. can tell you to go watch if you want.

this I don't we can't all be doing the. same thing the point of it is that we're. all doing very different things and you. should just be enjoy that you're going. to see you will be different than seeing. me to seeing whoever else that Burr to. Chappelle you know you're getting. different things so if you're into. something just go watch the person that. does the thing that you like and then if. you're not into it then don't go you. know I don't like the idea of like this. uh you know you're supposed to have like. AO it's like you should use your. platform to I had a joke that was. somewhat or say am I special about.

global warming just saying how I don't I. don't know what it is yeah you know like. I don't know what's a benefit if you. live in the [ __ ] North bro you're. about to get a beach in a couple years. dude think about that you've been in. Alaska for [ __ ] 30 years and finally. you're in. barbad you're like good you know it kind. of everybody kind of deserves their turn. with the beach I feel like a little and. there in Alaska's getting a a nod. they're getting thrown their way oh they. yeah they called they had a polar bear. the other day you know they him with a. couple of limes in his pocket so you. know they're getting Caribbean polar.

bears are getting cooler yeah cuz. they're very aggressive yeah yeah I've. seen cold and they're in the cold so. much so now that they're be aggressive. too you're in the [ __ ] cold all day. they don't know if somebody was like hey. dude you know there's [ __ ] warmer. [ __ ] down here I always think you think. uh do bears ever just like they're like. like do they ever have like that feeling. of just you know cuz they don't ever. feel like they're cold they lay in snow. and is it ever just like like they get. water and you're likeo like there's you.

don't ever they don't have that emotion. like you never see it so maybe it's in. there but we just don't see it but I. mean yeah why are they not just yeah. like you never see a bear just kind of. rubbing his BS around a fire you know. just a little like it's cold today you. know just something like you want to. give them like warmth like you go to the. zoo and they have it like real cold and. you're like well how do you not know. what if they want it well the zoo is a. [ __ ] trap house dude I mean let's be. honest you can smoke cigarettes there. the animals are caged. it's almost like it's like the side.

street in amer of the red light district. you know it's like the orange District. where they got the older ladies if you. go to redl District during the daytime. in Amsterdam it's older women oh so it's. more of those daytime just work at late. anymore like they're just like I just. can't do those can't do those hours you. know what I'm saying I'll [ __ ] after. lunch you know what I'm saying it's. those kind of ladies and so you go there. and you Milling around and it's all. these old you know much easier to talk. to nice kids are gone give you. suggestions kids are like they moved out. like dude yeah they stopped for a little. bit they're back like they came back.

they always I always stay in touch just. in case I wanted to come back they like. if you go work at a restaurant again. like after so many years but yeah dude. that's the craziest I love that Vibe. when you go back to the restaurant and. it's never the same and you always think. oh when I leave this restaurant this. place is going to [ __ ] go to hell and. the truth is though you're just a buzz. boy [ __ ] just wasting all the whipped. cream all the time dude I used to get. two pockets full of [ __ ] bread. pudding and go sit on the to and eat him. while I was in there you know with my.

bare hands bro and I thought I was a. good worker yeah and you you would like. and I think I was actually I was. probably one of the better yeah some guy. got busted by an illegal shrimp over. there and they [ __ ] came in and cuffs. one night and took him out man he was. buying it for the restaurant yeah he was. buying it for the restaurant he was. buying it like through a un un uh un um. unmonitored Channel yeah basically like. oh here's a guy with a [ __ ] buck over. here where over the he these are USDA.

approved or whatever and then he would. just sell them and like any like you get. the boot how do you meet that like like. you know that's see that's the we're. talking about the uh confrontational guy. like their guy wearing your shirt is a. guy like that a guy that can you got to. be open to be able to meet to someone. that's like do you want some do you want. what kind of shrimp do you want you want. the government shrimp or do you want to. come to the back of my car and yeah you. want to see what I got in the aquarium. at is and the guy buys it and giv it to. people and would never be like yeah like.

you know I just don't want people to not. get sick and stuff like that like he. just has he doesn't have that feeling to. like like that that's an awesome guy. like a you know I mean it's not good you. don't want to eat his shrimp but bra but. I like that the guy thinks like that the. bravado yeah just yeah that in just kind. of like yeah it's fun the fs of shrimp. yeah yeah that yeah I don't know if. anybody's in his life yeah it's like hey. man chill out with all little [ __ ]. shellfish bro he don't have anybody like.

that there's no one he's like been. friends with for more than a few days. like it's all like just everybody that's. in his life he's like no this is my. buddy and they and and like you know uh. you ever hear two people talk like. you're over here to like crazy people. talk and you want to just go like do. either one of you know what you said to. like do you have if I had if IID pull. you aside and put you in a. room like could you break down with. either one of or would you just be like. I we don't know they've never known yeah.

they've never known well people are a. lot of people I mean you know a lot of. people are straight criminals and. straight hoes bro um so one of the. reasons that we wanted you to be here. today yeah uh and Nar G is from. Nashville or you live in Nashville I'm. from there you're from there yeah yeah. and I was actually just going to go look. at for some land out in leapers Fork. actually oh yeah. that's yeah I don't know if I can afford. it but I'm going to go drive past it. yeah it's a good uh we delivered uh I. delivered washers and dryers to one of. the Juds oh really yeah a long time ago.

like uh and we went in their house was. it nice yeah their house was big and uh. they had a gym in there and that was. like bring picture of the Juds it was. wona Jud maybe wona like Ashley Jud ashy. jud's like super hot yeah and Jud app's. their busted looking brother I guess it. was wona Jud we delivered a a washer I. delivered a washer to her oh damn and uh. yeah so and then we went to their house.

but that's where like a lot of Libra. Forks like uh I think just Timber Lakes. got a place out there like that's a lot. of like stuff like that yeah it's pretty. far out uh but it's very it's yeah it's. a nice area they have a little town like. little town square and stuff like that. one time cool yeah I went one time out. there and uh and I just really loved it. it's very cool I mean they have you know. Nashville is like insane now how hard is. it to get up there and do comedy and. practice is there uh I don't do it much. out there like I'm doing a late night. set I'll I'll run around to run that set.

but I I basically do it on the road I. mean I figure it all out on the road. like I'm going to do some clubs this. like I'm right now I'm on uh doing like. some theaters now that we already had. booked before we knew when the specials. would come out and all this so I have. I'm roughly have like 40 new minutes and. so I'm still having to do some old stuff. and then I'll do some clubs this summer. and uh and then the fall tour will be. like hopefully completely turned over so. you I could go run around wherever I. could go to zany's like they have like. they have they have nights like Tuesday.

nights enough for me I like I like I. think I write better like on the road. like doing a longer set than I would do. oh interesting uh 15 minutes I mean I. was a 15minute you know in New York. that's all you did but so you WR better. you so you use now just your time on the. road you'll take a little bit of that. time during show sometimes yeah you just. you got so much space because you're you. don't have to I can get you at any point. like you know like I have an hour up. here so you know when you're like just. 10 15 minutes I mean it's still nice to.

do those spots and do them like if I. come here in New York I'll you know go. do some but but say if I'm in living in. Nashville is there an opportunity to get. up and perform sometimes in practice mat. yeah I think every day every everywhere. that they have Nashville's like got a. little scene now and like you know uh. all the comics are very young you know. it's like 20-year-old people starting. and they they have some very cool rooms. this play called the East room and. there's some other clubs opening up. there uh zany is the main club that and.

then uh that Dollar General you know. yeah we have a dollar P Wiggly one right. across from uh zies there's a Dollar. General Dollar General right across the. street oh yeah uh um so what we have. here today I want to let you know what. if like I think it could have moved. maybe it's not moved has it moved I. don't know I I mean the last time I was. there it was it was closed but it was. only because it was late at night but I. wanted to let you know one of the. reasons we were happy to have you here. is because we've been doing the March. Madness of States Okay so we've had uh.

Brian Callins come in and he's a he's. kind of on the senior Circuit of Comedy. you may have seen him in some of those. kind of older films stuff older stuff. you hear it wasn't black and white but. when they just started to get color and. some questions yeah black white orange. like when they just started having color. like in film and uh then we had Joe Koy. for the second round and now we are. Cruising. Into um where we at Nick Midway through. the second round right now we're Midway. through second round and we need your. help so this is a good time to watch the.

tournament like a second round like fun. still some upsets oh yeah and this is. Wars this is if these states were like. straight up a real deal War yeah silver. war cuz State we could be headed back to. state run governments yeah okay sorry. American Civil War I watch looked up. that wow it's cool so that's a sign. obviously that somebody knows something. we don't um no yeah that Siri knows she. just heard it say silver war. so this is these are real states that. would be fighting against each other.

some of them already advanced into their. rounds where we at Nick yeah we're. through the Midway through the second. round and we're going to start in the. second round of the Midwest okay um our. first matchup is the two seed Ohio. versus Iowa okay and we have any uh. videos that came in for any one of those. yeah here's. Ohio Ohio is definitely beating Iowa for. one we invented football one of the. toughest Sports ever I looked up facts. from Iowa the first [ __ ] that I saw was. that Iowa has the most golf courses per.

capita nobody playing golf can bust ass. come on why would he not put a shirt on. for that there's a number of people who. and there's a limited number of shirts. apparently in. Ohio that ain't the textile belt um so. what do you think man Ohio Iowa let's. start right here with uh with what you. even think Nate uh I love what's the. seatings is there is there a reason in. they're seated or y'all just put them in. in each region the top four seeds uh.

Advanced based on population they got. buys okay and then the rest of that we. tried to have some good matchups there. is a reason the higher the seed more. populated MH but so it's like is the. whole state going to fight Ohio's split. up that's the only thing that's the big. swing state right like oh it's a good. point uh so you got to win that vote so. you would have people that are not going. to that could they could be fighting. with their own state which could Iowa. could wildly take advantage of they.

could now it's and none of this is like. really it's not it's not political it's. not political it's like straight up the. people it's the people but that's a good. point is that the state that the state. has a lot of divided ideas a lot of. divided ideas so like whatever their. ideas could be on is like I want to eat. a salad to I want to eat a steak right. those people are going to have to get. along and I don't and Iowa is like just. straight up like they do wrestlers they. have a lot of wrestlers out of there. great wrestling lot of big just like. corn like you know just like big dudes.

like and Ohio does too L lot of arms and. legs in Iowa arm and leg day is big in. Iowa Ohio has a lot. of Ohio I mean Ohio definitely is the. middle of America you know I mean Ohio. you have definitely like a lot of. football you have a lot of tradition you. have Columbus Cincinnati Cleveland. Dayton um Canton I was I think I just. more golf courses that's huge though she. got a lot of just I like to golf but.

it's it's cold um but I mean I I'm hung. on the honestly like the states being. split as like it's just I feel like it's. two groups of people so making them Iowa. feels more unified than oh Highwood look. I know Ohio's a a two seat so it's it's. and that's a seven seat it's a it's a. big big if you go on a population alone. but Iowa I feel like could be more. organized they would be all on the same. same page yeah they have a lot of. alcoholism too in Ohio I mean akan.

that's where AA program was started a. lot of drugs a lot of straight up. [ __ ] brain yeah a lot of people so. some dudes that would like do some stuff. like since a nasty dude I saw a couple. of sisters beat uh there was this dude. you know a guy named Gary minky uh. anyway people [ __ ] beat this dude up. one time he he had two milkshakes and he. was trying to so he held one right up by. his chest and like pressed it against. his chest with his arm and the other one. he had in his hand cuz yeah was trying. to film these uh they had some like. Urban ladies out there fighting in a.

parking lot right so he got up real. close with his camera right and they. were fighting so they all three they. were fighting each other turned on him. right and McDonald's Had closed and so. he had these two. Milkshakes that didn't have [ __ ] Lids. on them which it's hard to get if they. spill McDonald's is not on board no. they're not [ __ ] their ice cream. machine is broke it's we're down ice. machine's down so you're it's been down. forever ever yeah and the only way to. get it to work is to be nice to the. [ __ ] at the window that's it so then.

here's what happened bro these these two. uh these girls so he was trying to run. away but he had on these shorts and the. belt the shorts uh he used to give out. free tickets to comedy clubs all the. time this this dude who was famous where. we drive around town and give away free. tickets to comedy clubs in exchange for. food at restaurants yeah and he was his. most halfhazard an amazing guy in his. own right kind of like this Confederacy. of D's ignacius Riley type of man you. know but he so he's trying to run he had. so many free tickets in his pockets that. they those the weight of those pulled.

his shorts down so now he can't get away. right and he has these two milkshakes. dude and when you're apparently in his. head you don't [ __ ] ever let go of. two milkshakes you know ice cre. machine's down you're not I mean you're. like this is it if you want milkshakes. you're not getting them again so these. girls started just beating the [ __ ] out. of him bro and by the end he had like a. third of a cup of milkshake. left they both are gone that's a true. story and there video of it too just the.

video that's like the video you see of. something where the camera eventually. hits the ground and you just hear it. like you see the beginning of it and. you're like God I wish we' have seen. that whole video and you it just goes. this might be the most I've ever laughed. on here I feel like they uh unified the. who were those PE they were all from. Iowa they were oh those girls so those. three girls were fighting each other and. then unified to fight this guy which is. a strong point for Iowa good point. because they were even if they're.

fighting for the Battle of their state. they seem like they Cincinnati OH that. was in Cincinnati no never mind but. let's hear from Iowa but B you blew. everything I set up I'm sorry. Nate hey Theo Nate Nate I'm a huge fan. Theo I like your comedy too but Nate. you're great um it's Giani from Rhode. Island I just wanted to weigh in on Iowa. versus Ohio um I'm from rown so I have. no I have really no dog in this. I think Iowa would win because they have.

corn and they can feed their soldiers. and Ohio just really has meth and um. also Tom Arnold is from Iowa and he's a. crazy bastard so he could basically you. know be the general of their army Tom. Arnold turned into a trump Hunter though. is getting a little bit. bizarre okay first of all no more twinks. obviously that got to send him by the. twink Nation um did he have good points. about can you recap what that young. fellow said Tom Arnold was basically his. his big one from Iowa Ashton Kutcher's. from Iowa.

yeah I mean you're going to have to have. some upsets and so like I just think. like Iowa like is a uh a very like. you're from Iowa they're proud to be. from Iowa and Ohio is uh you think it's. a little more transient I think it's a. little more like Cincinnati and Columbus. are wildly different. cities uh Dayton is wildly different. they're all very like they they could be. their own state like it feels like. there's not like a strong I mean they.

all like Ohio State like I get that but. I mean there's people that like. Cincinnati that are Die Hard Cincinnati. fans like in college and then not Ohio. State everybody's in I well I guess they. have Iowa State yeah but it's uh no but. I think there there's I mean I don't. know what what upsets you're trying to. give like if glancing at upsets you got. to pick some you know yeah there a good. those are all good points there's no. right way to do it uh one thing Iowa has. they've got the Field of Dreams so they. can just have dead people coming out of. the Corn I think that's a just easing. and that's in dville and actually pulled.

off the interstate one time and spent. some time in their beautiful place so. maybe we'll side with this little twink. and uh I'll go Iowa I'll go upset on. this one the [ __ ] upset that's a wild. you know 63% of the listeners said Ohio. shout out to my boy Maurice Claret who I. talked to this morning from business and. biceps um but we'll take Iowa we'll take. Giani the twink did you talk to yeah. like 40 minutes actually he was on the. podcast once oh he really yeah yeah he's. great interview yeah he uh yeah yeah. dude he was uh he was Ohio he was now.

that's the thing hold on you GNA have. let's get into some [ __ ] demographics. you have some real brothers dud com out. of Ohio let's see you want a real. brother Maurice crit's a great scenario. you you got a guy that was about to get. handed $100 million and still went to. prison yeah like I mean like a guy that. like that's a straightup dude that like. and in the the game uh the championship. game and when they played Miami he's the. one they fumbled and then went and RI.

got the fumble back which is a real and. then now sha Taylor's dead too so yeah. that's a good point where was he Sean oh. sea Taylor was that's where he ripped it. from that's where he ripped it from yeah. so he killed him killed Sean Taylor is. that be a that's pretty gangster bro I. mean I don't know it's a tough one it's. a lot of people we'll let everybody. let's get everybody's vote what do you. think Nick. Giani I like Iowa I I think they're. Scrappy cornfed wrestlers okay I'm going. to Iowa too yeah I mean I like it's an.

upset man it's a big it's a big upset. it's a you were hope you were there to. watch it you're going to uh you know you. don't want to be out doing stuff you. wanted to see this happen yeah you don't. want to be at the mall you don't want to. be like what happened you're like Ohio. lost and you're like what like who lost. you know like it would be I think it's a. big upset yeah I agreed all right Iowa. it is. a sweet next next matchup the three seed. Michigan first the six seed uh was kind. of gerrymandered into the Midwest.

Kentucky yeah have y'all done any. upsets is tennessy we're we're out yeah. you guys lost in the first round. actually to Virginia to Virginia sorry. uh yeah that help I appreciate that okay. so we are on can you put Iowa then in. that bracket right there all right. Michigan please bud and then we got. Michigan and Kentucky Michigan and. Kentucky and here is oh we got a video. Let's see what I I tell you what you. don't want that upset you'd love to see. Michigan play Ohio yeah I mean that's.

like that's but we can't have that. anymore so we got Michigan we got to. move [ __ ] up oh here's Giani again this. little twink what's up Theo from. Michigan representing Kentucky don't. stand a chance right so first off. Michigan two peninsulas the only state. with two peninsulas why does that matter. because it's [ __ ] cool right so we. got three areas to Michigan really. Insider guide here right we got like the. lower industrial part this is like Flint.

it's like Detroit it's all the rundown. [ __ ] you hear about I mean Flint they've. been drinking radioactive lead water for. years you can only imagine what it does. to those guys you get like down in. Detroit man and that place is burning it. is always on fire right I you can see. the glow on a nice night like in New. York and Chicago you can see the glow. and they go yeah this is Detroit you. think about an army of urban gentlemen. carrying guns on fire you get Northern. Michigan Right a lot of deer Hunters. right sometimes they'll shoot a neighbor. sometimes they'll shoot another deer. hunter they don't really care too much.

they just want to shoot some so they're. trigger happy for them Kian and then the. northern part of up they call them the. ERS right those guys are from Europe. they're [ __ ] crazy colds made them. gone mad so Tucky don't stand a chance. gang gang gang brother dang wow uh that. was that's a lot of information I like. that uh yeah it's two peninsulas the. only state that did I don't know if I'm. even positive what peninsula is but I. like they have both both of them well. pul are Florida talking about it's the.

three-sided right y uh is Manhattan the. peninsula or it's an island Manhattan. Island oh I don't even know like Baja. Mexico yeah Rome well Florida like yeah. Florida is the biggest example of the. peninsula the peninsula. Fame uh Wisconsin's got one beo what. else do we have here Kentucky so there. you got Kentucky versus m that's a a. good point Michigan what are the. populations of those can you figure that.

out for us Nick now Kentucky you got. horses man you got to immediately they. going to be much more mobilized Michigan. you know they had the Auto industry but. it left you know everything's like. crumbled there they had success they had. success but so then they'll have a chip. on their shoulder they have a chip on. their shoulder but like they're I just. was in Detroit and uh they're it's a. place that's like popping back up now. like you know Michigan's like a. Detroit's like a city I always say it's. City that like everybody kind of roots. for even if you have no agreed you just.

everybody's like you want Detroit to be. good and like uh retroit that's what. they're saying yeah they're calling it. retroit because they're doing it they're. trying to do it again oh because they're. doing it again well that's not a good. thing for a fight though like to be like. we had to redo it right I mean you. couldn't even get it together for the. first fight where we at on pop uh ky's. uh 4 and a half million and Michigan is. just shy of 10 one guy who sent in a. video of Michigan said that they have. the car plant which are shutting down. but they could easily oh that's a good. point in a time of War switch those and.

start making tanks that's a great Point. that's a great. point we were just talking about uh like. you know when we talking about Iowa. Hawaii Ohio and I was like worried about. it but then it is like it's like I feel. like Iowa like would stick together and. be very like like cuz the population's. probably very different but they're very. they could they could really like get. together as a group and like really and. just like never let up because they just. are so good and that's what help but. this is where like Michigan so many. people like bigger population let's see.

what Kentucky has going on here up Theo. uh just wanted to say a couple things. about this upcoming match against uh. [ __ ] again uh what are they water a lot. of it land of the. Lakes I mean Motor City you know what. gets kuy's motor running is fighting and. [ __ ] and that's what we do and that's. what we going to do Kentucky all day. gang Baby Oh I like that I like that. animal call at the end and then we got a.

really short one for Kentucky as well. that. okay Kentucky will win because it's the. best and that uhing argument yeah was. that um Jeremy pittson that kidnapped. kid was that him no Timothy P Pat the. video the FBI is going to be like we. need to see that video no that's a. handsome young child whoever sent that. in and thank you brother ye H to you too. young fellow. um I think you're right I think the.

industrial side alone having those. plants having the that that in the. genealogy of the people that are there. that they could start to manufacture. something that they get it together I. mean they like you think of the speech. that they got to give you know the. speech that mission's going to give is. like we we were taken once by just like. we didn't get it together it I don't. know you know I'm not from there but. like that you know just like just they. lost Detroit it all crumble. yeah and like that speech in the locker. room of you know just like but we are.

not going to get taken again right you. could see that we're not going to like. yeah I could see them like really. getting everybody pumped and excited. like Michigan's like really they need to. be unified I my parents are from. Kentucky they're from Louisville yeah uh. and and Kentucky is like they're wild in. their own well they're fighting or. [ __ ] here's the thing though if. you're fighting and somebody wants to. [ __ ] you're going to go [ __ ] so right. there you're not going to be fighting at. that moment and I think that's when you. get beat for me it's Michigan yeah word. Kentucky could be like it' be like the.

guy that's like the loud guy then just. gets delid out like those videos like oh. yeah great talkers yeah oh yeah they're. great talkers. yeah it was close one 56% said Kentucky. wow damn dude and I don't like. University of Michigan listeners Z for. two sorry University of Michigan I love. you I just don't like I don't mind if. they lose sometimes that's what I'm me. all right next matchup in the midwest we. got four Indiana versus a pesky 12 seed.

Minnesota. and. Indi Minnesota versus Indiana are you. [ __ ] kidding me Minnesota wins. because I'm from Minnesota because. Minnesota is land of the 10,000 lakes. because there are so many good hipop. artists from Minnesota it's the Four. Seasons you get the summer the spring.

the winter the fall you get it all it's. beautiful um all the. time Minnesota oh dang. Minnesota she hit you with that double. Minnesota right there bro and that'll. make me. dang that'll make me just ate a little. let's hear this young lady who's this. for. Indiana hey Theo my name is Allison I'm. from bpro Indiana tring to let you know. that Minnesota doesn't have a chance.

Indiana would win hands down um mainly. because of Gary and. Indianapolis Gary was the murder capital. of the US in 1994 and Gary and. Indianapolis consistently still make the. list today we have just cold blooded. killers in this state and we just don't. care we have no respect for human life. here and that's just sad but good in. this competition true that's right. definitely would win I don't think we'd.

win the whole thing but at least enough. to make it to the next around um so. that's all a little cutie bird there too. young lady from valpro and I will say. everybody who sent in a video for. Indiana cited Gary it sounds like the. scariest place on there Gary's near. Chicago I think uh yeah tried to kill. Chicago a couple times in the middle of. the night they found Jackson from there. from Gary I don't know I like to State. stuff that could not be true just go. it's a known fact that Michael Jackson.

started and uh Indiana's a wild place. man wow he's from there Michael Jackson. is from there no way uh Gary Indiana wow. yeah uh but Prince is from Minnesota I. know but like who like Michael. Jackson you. know Secrets yeah that's true uh but can. you shoot a secret at somebody Indiana. is the real deal dude like Indiana's got. just like different levels yeah Gary but. Gary is like you know how like small of.

a town for you to be the murder capital. of the country of a town that no one's. ever heard of like that do you know how. crazy that is like when we say like. Chicago and stuff and you're like yeah. obviously like New York City these big. cities and Gary just after a dude after. a a Gary Indiana is like you know just. doing I know a Gary and his town is I. mean. it's a joke like they yeah he the G.

people from Gary can go to Chicago like. I'm from Gary and like Chicago has to. just respect like they have to show some. respect you know yeah yeah I think you. might be right man I think we might have. to I'll go Indiana on this one because. I'm trying to think that was a big upset. that Minnesota people are going to think. that the lakes are rivers and they're. going to get in one and then have to try. to go down it and then have to get out. and drag their boat to the next Lake. it's just a little but now I'll say this. the Mississippi River starts in. Minnesota at Lake itasa National Park. and I've actually been there it ends in.

Indiana though a lot of people don't. know that that's true uh. that's let's not look that one up but. it's uh but to have that Mississippi. have that Waterway have that capability. of moving things from side to side you. know and but Gary and an is up against. the uh they're. against they're Lake Michigan no I think. it's like Gary indana like might be it's. very close to Lake Michigan look Gary is. wherever the [ __ ] he wants to be. okay you tell Gary Gary sometimes he'll. go down to [ __ ] Bloomington he'll.

sleep down there Gary will roll over to. Indie he does what he wants you would be. talking you would you would be talking. to Gary before you realized it was Gary. yeah You' be like I thought your name. was Ben and he's like it's Gary it's. been Gary the whole time and but then. it's too late you're in a corner over. you're done okay so we'll roll with. Indiana next up all right the number one. seed Illinois. verse the number nine seed South. Dakota South Dakota versus Illinois. Illinois they this guy from they got a. whole city actually the only city in.

Illinois is Chicago you should guess. where got a lot of guns there a lot of. violence so off their look like just. what pry good fight however South. Dakota bro that's home to Brock Lesnar. we got Brock Lesnar okay he probably. counts as at least 20 people and I'd. even bet he has a few relatives that are. G real size like him so if I got a pick. man I'm going with the SD that's South.

Dakota boy gang son I like. Les uh sup Theo uh coming to you from. Chicago what's up brother uh I wanted to. weigh in on Illinois versus South Dakota. please do I'm saying Illinois is. definitely going to win by a landslide. uh Illinois has a higher. population um well South Dakota doesn't. really have much it just has Mount. Rushmore I mean Chicago. by could easily take down South Dakota.

we got a Southside and we got hot dogs. we could just chase them around with hot. dogs if we have too that wiener Circle. baby and I've been over there and they. called me the nword while I was trying. to order a hot dog but that's how they. do it there it's like that's all part of. it it's like part of their Sak yeah um. it's like the mustard thing it's that. like don't use no you can only use must. don't use ketchup same thing and we use. and we use the N word at you it's wild. yeah but no ketchup and the N word this. a fun we're mixing it up yeah I'll take. it uh it's just a f yeah it's like a fun.

place it's called wiener circle is. pretty famous um but uh this is I think. look the guy said it flat out Chicago. alone could beat South Dakota I don't. even think that this is like like this. is not even it's nothing but now South. get the bad lands of South Dakota now. that is men that I know but they're too. spread out like it's you know it would. be did you ever hear like it was like uh. somewhere like sipan or or like wherever. one of the war Wars where that that guy. where the war ended and they didn't tell.

him Paul R no no no no this was like. world war or the atomic bomb we dro the. atomic bomb and uh uh you go to sipan. like you know Japan like and so they. would fight on one of the islands this. is unreal I shouldn't be diving this far. into like I'm sh like have no education. this America we're talking about uh I. know but this so the point of it is this. there was a guy that was stuck in a hole. cuz he didn't know the war ended oh yeah. because they couldn't get to him to tell. him and it's before phones and like so.

yeah so this dude lived. uh same birthday as me oh yeah after the. war ended onata spent 29 years reading. we finish that up Nick for holding out. in the Philippines until his former. Commander traveled from Japan to. formally relieve him from Duty by order. of the emperor in 1974 so even awall. really what happened he no no they could. they didn't tell him there's no uh. they there was you know they couldn't be. like text him and be like hey man like. the war is like over like so he just was.

like assumed he was on this island and. they were and they just assumed that it. was happening so he like stayed and like. hid and like made sure you know just had. no you know yeah I mean look there's got. to be something wrong with him a little. bit okay that's all saying this a reg. dude man after two years bro you got to. [ __ ] ask somebody if people still but. I think he was like by himself you know. but he doesn't want to ask cuz he's. afraid cuz they were like straight up. killing him or like you know and so you. can't go up to like excuse me is the war. over and if the guy's like H yeah it's.

over and then they and went through the. trauma of War who knows like what that. you know what going through the war. could have left him in a crazy mental. state you know and left him really they. found him like it was I mean it was yeah. 29 years it said like 20 yeah I mean I. do agree there's a point you know 15. years he's like I If you talk to me he's. like I would bet it's over yeah but. there's still something in his head. that's like maybe not you know to work. and also does he get to Bill for all. that time served I hope he does maybe. that was just funny he comes out and get. his check yeah and just like how much I.

give like $30 million like just. something insane like he's like he got. drafted 24 hours a day man so I think. that's what happened to South Dakota you. have too many people that like Illinois. would be on their house before they. realized that like it even started yeah. and like they're I think they're too. spread out I've been to South Dakota I. did a show there and they had a parrot. parrot in the corner of the bar in the. corner of the bar yeah you've done that. room and if you said a profanity it. would get yes and then they tell you so. the first show The parrot's in there.

second show no parrot and you're like. where are they we have a parrot room and. you're like so there's another place. this par can go and not ruin the show. yeah that's ins it's insane to me and. that was 10% of my audience bro that. parot was 10% of my audience bro I need. yeah we needed him it was Custer last. stand up I think it was yeah there's a. indoor pool uh I don't even think you. stay there I wouldn't dude if I had to. go back man it was hectic bro there why. would they not make I just never like I. thought there was nowhere for the parrot.

to go yeah I didn't know they had a. specific room for it to go to they got R. so the parrot like had already seen your. hour and then he's like okay I'm not com. oh yeah the parrot walked out yeah he. unlocked himself out of the cage no. one's ever seen that before it was crazy. man. uh he and he went and he left the room. and he just wasn't like he's like heard. it he does a lot of that like the whole. time you talk and you're just like God. this guys killing me uh but I just I. love that there was a room I love that.

there's a place for him not to ruin the. show and they they choose for the the. the early good show to get ruined I. don't mind bringing a paot out to The. Late Show I expect it almost it's a late. show it's it's chaos oh I seen a guy. with a dove a couple months ago just. like roll in just like it's nothing just. you know it's a peace bird man is what. it is but yeah I think Illinois wins. this round that's crazy that we both. perform for that bird bro same bird. Brothers dude dude it's uh yeah it's C. it's a good you know beautiful.

animal all right let's move in let's get. let's let's do one more bracket here. yeah this is great too four four more. matchups let's do four more match ups I. love this is uh wonderful and it's been. a real test of like uh I wish I knew. more about anything I think I'd be able. to put more facts into some of it that's. good that you don't I think it's going. to end up being five parts too so it's. really expansive yeah it's really March. April maybe May. yeah all of them all right number two.

seed Arizona verse number seven seed New. Mexico yo what up where's he from I just. got look at his face I know exactly. where this guy is from he's from Arizona. Arizona yeah because. he's yeah he looks a he looks a little. less dream catcher to me two simple. reasons on why Arizona beats New Mexico. State any day of the week any day of the. year number one we've got the grand. Canyon how you going to fight someone. who lives in their natural habitat in.

the Grand Canyon we just lead them in. and let them ride at the. bottom how we know how to work the. canyon they work the canyon number. two we've got copper for days oh yeah. for. days you know how many pennies we can. make with copper them little Abraham. Lincoln yeah how many we could drop from. the top of the Grand Canyon on their. heads tortur instant death was war. brother I mean Grand Canon and pennies.

that's all you need it's a good prison. Grand Canyon Grand Canyon is a great. prison I like that Grand Canyon they. should have a prison huh how the hell. ises gr G out of a [ __ ] prison no I'm. saying [ __ ] together Sheriff Joe I just. put them all down there the prisoners. yeah here's new here's New Mexico we got. a rebuttal what's up Mr V what's up Dean. Kane um I got to say Arizona and new me. started back bit unb this young man is. undeniably looks like Dean K undeniably.

looks like Dean K and truthfully I would. believe it's his brother yeah like if he. was Dean Kane's brother yeah what's up. Mr V what's up brother um I gotta say. Arizona and New Mexico I'm actually from. tan ARA. way and believe it or not I don't think. I don't think they got it in them here's. why first of all all the Mexicans on the. South Side they're heading back down to. Mexico this goes down all the rich white.

people on the North. side that's going to be like you said. target practice and then you got a bunch. of what college kids in the middle off a. Speedway racing cars I'm from Arizona. and I think New Mexico's got this. because they got. aliens um they've got UFC fighters and. they've got green chili um which is. gonna I. think really tear up some [ __ ].

so I'm from Arizona but I think New. Mexico's got this all the way so I don't. know what are your thoughts gang gang. man I love that guy that guy did a. really great job I'll say this man right. back at you dude to to be from one and. now live in the other that's something. you don't think about are people going. to move so if you're in do you go back. and fight for your home state so if we. say this happens and then like if you're. say but like so Arizona is littered with. people not from Arizona right so that. state could empty like if you're like.

New York Chicago all these people that. move up north they go back home like you. got like in Ohio and Iowa all like those. people live there like that's where. they're from they're not you're not a. town that's like oh none of us are from. here so they could totally everybody. from New Mexico is from New Mexico no. one's like I moved to New Mexico right. but he's also saying that if you have an. an immigrant population that was born in. another country are they going to go. back to their home country so I think. you might have a lot of people if it's. an if it's a war between states that.

some people if they came here from. Mexico and they live in you know like. California Texas Arizona New Mexico yeah. they might be like [ __ ] it I'm out of. here so I think you're going to have a. lot of the population and that's a lot. of your working population there too. like your sort of more labor jobs right. I used to work in countless restaurants. in Tucson Arizona all the back house. everybody up there a lot of Latino. workers a lot of Mexican workers there. right so then you going have a bunch of. rich white people don't how to [ __ ]. do anything right and that could really. really cost them you know I think that's. some of what this young Fell's saying no.

that yeah well that's what then like. yeah they're going to go home like I. mean if you're fighting for your state. like so like if I don't live I live in. Tennessee now but if I if we're fighting. States and I lived here in California I. would go home and I'd fight for. Tennessee so like once the announcement. goes out that like hey all the states. are going to fight I would be I would. you could fight for Tennessee how are. you not the movie Glory dude if they. make the movie Glory too Glory too I. should get in it I that was one of my. favorite movies bro so good so good I.

watch that movie all the time I had on. BHS does it still hold up huh I haven't. watched it a while I don't believe in. that war anymore uh Silence of the Lambs. doesn't hold up I don't know if that's. oh no it happened I don't care if we. believe in or not I mean [ __ ] you. know it happened there's nothing you and. I can do about it we didn't do it no no. I was joking I could see flat out. believing that entire War dude glory to. the comedy of just coming in like it's a. little more light-hearted you and me are. in easing into it just us coming in how. you doing hey guys we're uh want to talk.

to you about a prop about we have to. convince you to get into it glory to. glory to it's happening I could see that. I could see it why not you know we could. do it like we do this the glory to is. this Cat Williams in it with us glory to. is this just the state's fighting okay. who's it going to be then I think this. guy did a good job I mean Arizona you. got there but I don't know man I think. Arizona people are going to spread I. think people going to go home. I think there's I think there's tooo. many people that don't live there so. your population could be huge but. they're going to go home people are.

going to go they don't want they like. they like Phoenix and they like Arizona. do they want to fight for them no I. think they're going to go like they're. going to feel safer because they come. from Chicago and New York so they're. like I'm going to go back to there I'll. I'll live in you know in New Mexico. breaking bad is out of New Mexico there. two guys in a trailer cooking basically. a food truck that [ __ ] ran off theate. that's a madeup show but no one. questioned it no one's like that that. ain't happening out there everybody's. like yeah that's what happens out there. yeah but are those guys be able to fight. both of them with their underpants and a.

gas mask half the time I know but look. the the the brains of just like uh. Walter Walter White dude they just think. uh yeah they both [ __ ] live in the. Hollywood Hills BR those dudes ain't. [ __ ] down there how many people live. in New Mexico I bet it's less than 600. it's a very small. population I just want to see how many I. did a a tour of the Breaking Bad did you. you can do it privately you can do it. like it just shows up on your your. Google Maps and you drive to each thing. I drove to the house and the lady was.

sitting out there yeah they're getting. really pissed cuz people are actually. throwing pizzas on the roof because it. was a scene from Breaking Bad so it's. like a did you see anything was I saw. her sitting in the yard and I was too. nervous to pull up in front cuz you you. know you know she knows right that you. know what's happening what's up with. this population here Nicholas two. million in New Mexico and how many in. Arizona seven 7 million so I mean let's. say that goes down to four I think three. million go back to where they okay let's. say so 3 million people leave cuz you.

also have a lot of people from the north. who are down there just snow Bunning but. that's going to kind of be everywhere. you also have a lot of second but not. like Arizona dude AR Pho like Phoenix is. straight up known as no one's from there. I went I was there and golfed recently. and golfed to these guys they're all. from Canada so those guys are going to. wipe their hands so that's five guys. that won't be there I think you're going. to have a lot so correct the numbers. please five guys will be. New Mexico has look I'll ride with you. I'll ride with you on the upset New. Mexico it'll be then you guys to go to.

New Mexico I I think they might have. some I think New Mexico also um will. have like some old school kind of like. Western kind of mountain Voodoo going on. you know some of that AZ Tean sort of. Native American Voodoo if Arizona does. have like I've watched a lot of cartel. stuff recently and if if they have if. Arizona gets any of those people to stay. though like those cartel people to get. on board it's real it's the real do deal. but I don't think they're going to and I. think New Mexico has those cartel people. too it's New Mex it's new it's the newer.

of the mexicos and that's what then now. that's another point you might have a. lot of Mexicans Mexican uh people that. would go from Arizona be like I'm just. going to fight for New Mexico because if. we're going to be a state yes then I'm. going to be the state that I want to be. I'm going to be a state that's at least. called New Mexico cuz the [ __ ] hats. and jerseys are going to be cool you. know see I think you're going to have. that so that's a you take the flag of. the Mexico flag oh yeah just bring it up. and put Neva in the front yeah newo all. right wow we got a couple upsets in this.

round next matchup number three. Washington State verse number six. Utah Washington vers Utah I'm just going. to say Washington wins we got the funds. from companies like Amazon Boeing. Microsoft um we have the smart people. that run those companies all youah has. is Salt Lake Washington wins gang gang. gang gang brother wow yeah what else is. okay here's Utah what's up Theo just. wanted to weigh on these matchups we got.

here we got Utah in Washington. state now I live in Utah I'm originally. from Georgia down in the South you know. but you know what they call Utah they. call Utah the Texas of the West I don't. know if anybody calls it that but I do. we got a lot of guns here a lot of. conservative folk so you know what that. means if we had a war with Washington we. would smack those liberal [ __ ] he. looks like a high the.

TR like I could feel that I could feel. that guy com into my car hey uh license. registration please yeah absolutely one. thing I've learned from all these videos. is every state thinks they have the most. guns yeah that's true everybody has guns. apparently there's a lot of guns out. there because yeah one guy had like 30. guns in his room he's like we got the. guns oh he showed buddy he's got the. guns guns that's a good point to uh yeah. it's a war but you can find unique ways. to win it now you are going to have a. lot of smart people over there in.

Washington I don't know if those smart. people are going to [ __ ] fight like. I'm talking if this gets into a damn. Civil War that's what we're talking. about so look at like Salt Lake so you. got Mormons so like they're they already. feel like Outcast they're already like. they have like a very easy Outlet to. each other to like meet right so like. they could straight up it's a silver war. happen they're already meeting they're. already meeting. so already you have most of that state. knows what to do out the gate so like.

they're they're probably a. month like once you start hear the. Rumblings of the war happening they've. already met because it was that easy for. them to get together and like get so. they're are they're a month ahead and. like uh thing but I like that he said. the money that he talked about. Washington like like I don't think. Seattle's will bring anything to the. table as far as like fighting but the. money that they straight up can bring. and like the the the people that live. there that's pretty wild and and your. back is uh against the water the water.

no one can hit you from uh Canada's. above you so they're not going to do. anything and you're cool with Canada you. can maybe like you know loop around like. benefit like Cu uh because they're very. liberal like you know it's like they're. very they they're very good talkers. they're like you know yeah smooth. talkers but you could have uh no that's. Oregon it said like uh was it antifa. like the very protest we like you could. get a lot of people that could be. protesting they're not going to fight no. and then so that there could be a large.

group that just like we don't stand for. this and then they just get murdered. immediately yeah they'll fight if. there's like a cell phone out in. somebody's video in it but the second. the second the cell phone go second got. real yeah this is going to be a real. deal this is a real deal silver like. this is straight up yeah these are. people I mean yeah we can find unique. ways of what what would make people win. I mean it is fascinating the amount of. brain power and stuff you're going to. have it's some of those huge tech. companies and stuff like that so what. are they going to be able to access they. going to be able to like have access to.

more drones to unique ways to Win hack. into your right are they going to hack. into Utah but I don't think Utah gives a. [ __ ] dude the Mormons aren't like. they're not a bunch of Internet junkies. I mean they're out there they they're. all at a meeting right now they're. meeting constantly 24 hours a day. they're at a meeting where's Google at. like where's like inter like the. internet is like is that like Washington. like Google's California yeah so what if. they shut down that though like if. someone shuts down the internet like so. you're straight these that could have. they're like we only give oursel. internet right so like if they like I.

don't know how the internet works but. like if they communication would be. really I assume there's a button that. they can be like no more internet and. then all these other states. communication's over Dude how big are. these states Utah is enormous and you. got to get uh all these people got to. get together now I like that there it is. like I think the Mormons like I think. they probably have like different. systems I think they're prepared for. internets to go out right and so they. like have like signals and stuff like. that Hawks Hawks go up in the air you. want to talk about brain power Utah has. Ken Jennings who won 73 straight games.

of. Jeopardy so and they got money in Mor. church too yeah yeah yeah yeah he's very. very smart he would just know he knows a. lot of facts though like but that could. be good you would never want his opinion. on like what to do but you would be like. we're fighting Washington dude like how. many McDonald's do they have and he like. knows and then like or he tells you all. these stuff and you're like that's I'm. talking about that's why this guy's good. like how much water can a dolphin drink. in a day and you know and and he's like. and he tells you and then you're like. all right all right I think yeah the war. might stop because the other team just.

wants to meet him you know they send him. out first as now you're going to have. now Seattle has some soft dudes up there. man you know I don't think Seattle's. going to bring Tacoma's going to bring. the heat Spokane is going to bring the. heat oh yeah Spokane sp's rooting for. this to happen uh. bellw uh uh it's right up against Idaho. like I was just in uh if they like they. just had a guy didn't some guy just get. uh in Tacoma Spokan like they arrested.

him no yeah they they oh I watched it on. uh Netflix there's the thing where they. Terrace stuff almost happens and they. catch a guy and the guy was in Tacoma or. and he had it he was about to it was. about to go down and they caught him. like at the last minute. yeah I really like kalen's point that he. brought up about the the tongen. population in Utah it's the largest in. the states besides Hawaii the what the. tongen population a very they're like. Samo yeah they're like Samoan people.

they're huge yeah they can fight the. rock where are they at um there's in. Utah huge huge there's some military. bases off the coast of Washington as. well over there like uh man this is a. tough one what do you guys think here's. the thing you but you got like think of. borders like so when they're fighting. Utah's got to worry about everywhere. Washington doesn't you know many people. you can throw when you don't have to. worry about the ocean. how many people you can throw to one. side and you don't have to worry about. the top of Utah is the mountains though.

Utah is so much I know but you have. every but you got every states around. you you're surrounded so like you have. to spread people out and they're already. under populated we can go to the fans on. this you want to let's do it is that. okay with you Nate yeah you have all. those people you. know wow 5050 with 14,000 votes that's. what I that swings me I mean in. Washington that's crazy bro that means. 7,000 votes a dude how many 14,000 votes. and it's 50/50 uh first of all thank you. to everybody that voted that's.

fascinating dude I haven't voted for. something in my life 14,000 times dude. we don't require ID so yeah okay that's. a good point what's the population what. did we do we do. that I like you I mean Washington's. seven and a half and Utah is 3.1 that's. a big difference dude and and that's and. Washington's got like some pride like. some South Pride like you know the South. is proud to be where they're from suoma. spant like that Washington proud to be.

from yeah Utah like the Mormons they. might just be like H let's just go find. another place to be you know we don't. even we're not even going to fight we're. just more worried about our faith and. moving forward that way they yeah they. could almost not relate to Utah and. they'd blend right into Canada. yeah yeah so I think I could see uh I'll. go like that money I like that money up. there like he said but now the Mormon. church has so much. money an insane amount of money right. yeah wait with the mor where is like is. Mormon just in Utah or like where. they're like it's like 90% in so there's.

not somewhere else like like uh like. Catholics like you know it's so big of a. thing that they could get so much help. like they're you know they got numbers. they got phone numbers of people they. can call that you're like you don't even. know there's like a secret world but if. if if the Mormons are basically trapped. they can't outside call there's not a. Utah's the most where the Mormons are at. so that's the it's gonna be all instate. calling that's where the pope lives of. Mormons yeah yeah so that's they're. they're John Morgan I think his name is.

John. Morgan so go. Washington it's such a tough call man I. mean the people said. 5050 that's like with the least least. population Utah is three million less. people but they're in the voting poll of. that many people they're at they kept it. tied they care they're tight like that's. that's shows there Washington with how. many PE there's 4 million more people on. the internet and it was a freaking. electronic vote 4 million more people in.

Utah straight up came out they straight. up and came out that's unbelievable you. Washington should be like it should have. been 7030 just cuz Utah's smaller yep. and just because they know how to work. internet better people are sometimes. people are using. gold people are communicating with gold. funds washingt have too many people. against the war and Utah's like straight. up like 's like yeah we'll do War dude. we'll do it yeah and we'll all have. lunch too we don't have any coffee and. they do it all on no coffee no coffee. whereas that Seattle's up there.

starbucking too much corporate culture I. think too in uh in Washington where. you're going to get a lot of people that. are just if the Starbucks is closed or. something for a day they're going to. [ __ ] saw their own arms off you know. whereas in uh too many people that leak. up to Canada cuz you're right there too. many people that like I don't even want. to I'm just out I'm out of here I don't. care about Utah can't get out yeah just. point me in the direction where the. email still works wow that switch I. thought we were going to Washington at. one point yeah that was EAS that was. best war of the tournament so far but I.

mean that just shows you how close it is. too yeah and I think we even we'd have. to land on something yeah all right next. matchup number four Colorado versus the. lowest seed remaining in the tournament. Montana I I I can't tell you how much I. love this I love that this is that. you're doing this I think it's the. greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. thank you that's nice some podcasts like. to bring people together we like to. divide but it's also such a good idea to. think about like who would you know. straight up civil war between St it's so.

good because before everybody's on. people I'm rooting for this in real life. to happen so I love just to see I think. we're getting the wheels turning and I. think it's good I think we're one step. closer to it happen dude how crazy if in. two years they start to use this as a. reference somehow for a real war that's. and then they do it and then we have to. go speak for our States and what if our. bracket's still good like six years into. the war all right let's go theovon. theovon you have experience in this uh. you talked about this once on your. podcast and then so did you ever think. this would come true and then uh yeah. actually uh you can hear me and Nate.

barti talking about it right we dive. into it real fast I've got about eight. hours on the subject that's true Nick's. seen it all bro uh all right here's uh. guy for Colorado hey the it's James here. from Colorado W weigh in on the March. Madness State Wars against Montana in. Colorado Thanks James come on man it's. not even a fight okay case for Colorado. a you United States Air Force Academy. teaching all those Cadets to drop bombs. on some Montana ass B we got NORAD some.

special [ __ ] with some GPS don't know. what it does but it's pretty badass and. see what there's seven people in. Montana bro the millions of potheads in. Colorado could take them on so easy. Montana's ass bro they got bears and. [ __ ] but that's all but gang gang buzz. buzz later gang bro I love what one. thing I love about J was that he said a. BC and that was one two three which was. pretty cool and I love that that's code.

and and that's a code that we use. sometimes here. um it's a good point yeah I know I mean. I that air force is huge that's thing. I'll say with the Air Force those are. people that are on board with their. country that will be on board with their. state and will go home and fight for. their state the way they will fight for. the country is the way they would fight. for their state they're not going to. stay and just be like well then I just. do Colorado they're very proud to be. where they're from and I mean that's. straight up like how many of those. people are from Colorado and though it's.

almost 100% if they're not they're. leaving right and they're going to go. fight at home so that's gone but they're. not going to have their Jets so that's. the thing though the Jets are probably. going to stay there so they will still. have access to two Jets the facility. they have the they have the facil it's. like getting recruited somewhere nice. facilities there has to be enough people. from Colorado that can fly they would. have enough uh they the that could you. know that could put it together and do. it I already like Colorado in this but I. mean like yeah Montana has cherries. Cherry blooms um they always have a team.

that gets beaten early in the Little. League World Series um they uh they have. Dodge City uh which has um a large. federal prison um they're going to make. you come into them I think Montana would. just say hey come over fight us no no. you you you're going to have to go get. them and then you're now you're on their. territory like where some of these. states that are bigger I think Will Will. just straight up like g g it's going to. meet at the border Montana you're going.

to get to him like are they already lost. their fight and you're not they're. hiding dude like they're going to make. you like yeah you're going to have to go. look around for them but yeah I think. you only have to look for a little while. and then you'll find them what if they I. don't know what their Mount they have. good mountains yeah they've got a very. vast terrain on the the east side of the. state it's very flat it's like North. that's their advantage to use their. terrain let's hear what he says we got. call in here hey Theo just weighing in. on the Montana versus Colorado State War. yes sir and and to be honest there's. there's too many reasons that we would.

win this one so I'm just going to list. off just a few just a few I could go on. for probably I could probably start a. podcast of why Montana would beat. Colorado but we're just going to list. off a few all right that's a lot of. episodes fourth biggest state you can't. even find people in Montana you come in. trying to trying to take our women. trying to take our towns for your for. Colorado's Zone nah ain't gonna happen. you're gonna you're gonna find More Cows.

than humans dog Number Two More Cows. than humans dog we got meat we got so. much meat to feed our army you can't win. a war on bread and rice and and little. little kebler elf cookies you can't do. that dog you can't do that and that's. all them Stoners in Colorado are eating. man that's true you know them Stoners in. Colorado are just eating little little. little samoas Girl Scout cookies tell.

you ride yep can't win a war on that no. I love this guy everybody's got a gun in. Montana that's true what who who's going. to come in and beat. that. anyway I love you Theo gang gang baby. gang gang baby keep doing you you too. Papa I love him I love how he got. blacker too as it went along so that. shows you the transformative abilities. of the montese he's the black people of. Montana that's that they go I know a.

black guy they introduce you to him. you're like I don't and you're like yeah. he's like come on. [ __ ] um you know what that's. pretty convincing that the weed may have. really defeated the libido of Colorado. of like they're not. uh what their population's got to be. wildly different though that's you know. he did tell about you ain't going to. find him I tell you Montana's going to. sucker you in that like that movie with. Mel Gibson that movie that he was in yes. where they make him go yeah they're.

going to sucker you in they're going to. make you go come get us yeah like ah. like a little girl running or something. you're like what's going you go and then. they just boom bombard you you're going. to walk into your own death in Montana. come get us man yeah and there's a lot. of like dudes like to wear shorts and be. on bicycles in Denver and stuff like. that and they're great people but I. don't know if they're want going to want. to go fight really I don't know though. but you got the mountains in Colorado. you got people that ski. I mean I just think you have two it's a. big state man I I think Montana has.

everything that Colorado has except the. Turning soft like Boulder is basically. another Seattle they're getting very. they're they're getting soft out there. Montana has elk meat that's what Joe. Rogan feeds off of I liked his meat. argument the meat argument yeah you're. going to feed your people but I'm sure. they got is it four million different. it's yeah it's a 1 million for Montana. and 5 and a half for Colorado like for. to for for for there to be I mean a the. population alone like I I I I agree with. some of these big populations like where. we had uh you know what do we have.

Colorado in this yeah it's it's it's. pretty much a straight up just because. of that it's just going be too many. people hide can go seek four onone. you're going to lose eventually you know. even if you got a [ __ ] you know Iowa. had enough people like like with being. Ohio Iowa still had millions of people. you barely have a million in Montana how. do they I mean yeah you you think Nick. and they and they they lost it all when. they got out of that first round like. that was their that's a good point Idaho.

they lost probably too many people so. now they're in the second round if you. like you get that second round after. that first round I mean their. population's 600,000 like I me it's down. half's gone I just lost quite a bit of. money I had Montana going a long way in. this thing but damn who the [ __ ] do you. bet I love how he probably he probably. bet online lost some company oh yeah all. right last matchup of the day are we. sure about that one what did the people. say people.

said 65% said Colorado that's a lot of. Montana it's a Montana showing up like. they're they're they're they're proud. yeah they're definitely proud there's no. doubt I just think you got out the first. round dude that's great that's great you. guys did it you guys did it and what you. should be doing instead of fighting. Colorado trying to like get in with. Colorado like you should be like hey. look we took out these other two y'all. should be rethinking stuff and Colorado. merging and then come up cuz I mean look.

you you got something coming next that's. going to be now I'll say this. then I think you might have some of that. we could start a state now called. Montana and they could Advance if we. want I like it Mont. Montana Katana oh yeah or Katana we can. do Katana sounds good. because I think you could have that I. think you could have I think Montana is. that's their only chance I think they're. going to lose so many people in that.

first round and it's unreal that they. made out of the first round they should. be proud of making out of the. first should be that's what somebody. goes to Colorado goes dude we should be. that's what they the speech they give in. Mont we should be proud that we made it. out here but we cannot beat Colorado. again right now we've lost too many. people get involved with them Katana. Katana wow wow and that's how it happens. bro that's how it happens in real life. too yeah. out the gate dude like that's crazy one. more battle you Montana last match up of.

the second round the number one seed. California number one overall seed too. uh with a population of 40 million. versus the eight seed Alaska dude what. if someone's just going to just see this. and see katana like their thoughts to be. like what like they don't like if they. just see it before they hear why we. didn't like and they're just like what. what's happening I think it's pretty. obvious KY I think it's pretty obvious. to yeah I do too all right California. and Alaska let. see dude Alaska I'll say this has some. of the probably the most fierce.

resilient people let's see we got a. video submission here this is obviously. from where. California man. California California takes number one. all the. way we have the Joe Rogan the. [ __ ] I don't know about DAV Goggins. wearing gloves in a. car and that's all we need damn that guy. what if that guy just literally he looks. like he' beat an assassin and like he.

just got done we have a lot of Assassins. at listen that's great you have a good. assassin population uh yeah have you. seen everybody calling in about the. guns all let's hear the reutter from. Alaska hey what's up Theo Nate this is. West out here in California and I just. wanted to give my personal comment on. the uh war between California and. Alaska and uh got to say I think Alaska. takes his hands down I mean I've lived. in six other states before I moved out. here to. California and the people out here in.

California man especially on the west. coast on the. coast pretty weak pretty weak I agree so. I think Alaska you know if they take all. those uh those fishing boats you know. that they use out in like the whatever. ocean out there you know Deadliest Catch. whatever get those guys come down the. ships roll into San Francisco take over. San Francisco the Bay Area use that as a. a Ford operating base and just move on. from there you know I think they'll have. no problem you know they already got.

those you know 50 cal military grade. sniper rifles that they use to hunt down. you know mooses and grizzly bears mice. they called so I think it's no problem. might run an issue when you get to like. Stockton you know Fresno. Bakersfield cuz you know people out. there are a little bit you know a little. bit more gritty but Diaz brothers I. think Alaska you know I hate to say you. know cuzz now I live in California but I. think Alaska's got this hands down all. right the brothers are two guys that. will go to jail if they fight people cuz. they're they have to be like they're a.

weapon you they're so good at fighting. and they still one of them sleeps in a. holster that's what I heard someone told. I someone told me once that uh Nick Diaz. got in a fight he was riding his. motorcycle got into a fight with another. guy in a car arm motorcycle they pull. over they then both start fighting that. guy stabbed Nick Diaz with in the leg. with a pin like a the writing pin wow. and then he the respect them so much. they became training Partners I was told. that I don't know if that's true or not. but I hope it is and like that's what.

I'm talking about that's coming from so. could Alaska beat Stockton I think is. what we're at now they how many would be. curious with the population it's got to. be uh it's 770,000. that's 770,000 in Alaska dude that like. that's versus 40 million it's I mean. it's it's like I think Alaska will be. annoying for California like it'll be uh. yeah pesky yeah like but it's like. straight up they could just send like. Stockton and like s like Stockton's.

320,000 alone 320,000 and I don't know. if 320,000 from Stockton would beat 700. Alaska all men in Alaska Frozen men. they're not even going to feel the first. 20 punches because they're frozen and. some of them are guys that have fought. Bears probably like you know like in. their life have been like have you ever. fought a. bear like you would be able to walk. you'd be able to find someone that's. fought a bear a lot quicker than you. should right in Alaska but also they'll. have the Trojan bear trick where they.

all hide in a bear and they have it come. down to Cal Berkeley and be like oh we. got a new mascot then they pop out and. [ __ ] you up Cal Berkeley they would. destroy most of the University with UCLA. dude I could [ __ ] I could E I could. beat everybody's ass UCLA dude and I've. only been I've only worked out twice. this year um and not everybody but. probably about 60% of the people over. there a good amount of people like I. would walk with my head high in UCLA's. campus uh what do the people say people.

say it's got to be wildly. California that's 52% said California. 48% Alaska's like people hate California. yeah people hate California and then. Alaska uh is very proud and they're. going to you know. they're it'll take a lot to kill them. but they're just not enough people man. like they they uh they're going to fight. hard yeah them beting Hawaii is pretty. wild that they made it out if they could. melt the water though and get it to flow.

down oh and like to drown California. well they could come in like I think. it's going to be surprise I think. California is going to fill Alaska but. you're not going to beat Alaska but. you're definitely going to be like why. did that take as long it shouldn't have. taken as long as it taken a six years. California should have just have they. like I mean like they should have just. moved on and and yeah it should have. been very quick and they're going to be. like a town will get knocked out and. you'll be like god dude that was like.

they they will regret that as California. proceeds that they got yeah they got. kned out a little bit they will beat San. Francisco I'll say that Alaska will beat. San Francisco um but they got Oakland. like over the water now they got Oakland. you get in Hay where those hardheads and. [ __ ] like that they're not going to be. able to handle right over the water. right so right but they will at least be. San Francisco people will cheer them as. they beat San Francisco yeah 80% of. California will cheer for Alaska as they.

pumble San Francisco and probably as. they Pummel a lot of Hollywood. specifically but then the rest of the. area is going to kick up Alaska will. think they're doing good and that's cuz. California's letting them like they're. going to let them they're going to lead. them into like you go to Hollywood you. can go to San Francisco like they're. going to be like we want to get rid of. this dead weight anyway like so like. they let them come in and fight and alas. is going like dude we're about to win. this which is I think a scene in glory I. think one scene in glory he's like think. something he's like we did it and then.

it's just isn't that the very end of the. movie it's like the and then it's a. whole other thing and he's like [ __ ]. he's like it's and that's what Alaska's. going to feel alas is going to be like. dude we made a dent and right before. they go down they're like we got we're. proud like it's I'm proud to be from. Alaska I love you brother like it's like. one of they say that and then it's like. a rap and then it's the end W last thing. very poetic and I think that that's true. I think is exactly the way they're going. to really really cause some help but. that it's going to end like that in. California we move on wow that does it.

we are down to our sweet 16 or Savage. 16 Nate bti's got a new special I want. to yeah I want to keep up to date with. this California Katana man it's gonna be. uh that's insane a new State uh big baby. Glenn Davis is supposed to come in and. uh the basketball player you know who. that guy is I know he's supposed to come. in but it looks like he's he's he's. filming something outside of town he. said he could also just be. high it might be uh Caleb Presley and. then Nick schwartzon for the. championship oh wow that would be.

great I love it but Nate man yeah you. guys check out Nate special um I haven't. seen it yet oh jeez but it's nice I said. I watched yours yeah I haven't flown. bless you flew last actually that is. true Jim Gaffin not not Nick schwartzon. for the championship Gaffin would be. Gaffin would be terrific on this yeah. we're intrigued man we're intrigued but. today you were terrific man and I'm glad. you came in and um congratulations on. all your success dude I'm a big fan of. YouTube Buddy huge huge fan what's nice.

you to say there's not a lot of Southern. guys that are that are in uh comedy and. it's us you know we got to stick. together just like normal just like this. just like these states have to stick you. know where. where yeah Louisiana NC n Louis. [Music]. Louis look we can't pronounce it but. godam we can't but we're good we stick. together yeah uh thank you Nate yeah. buddy. [Music].

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