Sketch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #497

I have some tour dates I would like to. announce for Europe um I'm going to a. friend's wedding in Europe and so I was. able to find some dates last minute um. and these are what we can do for now I. will be coming back and doing other. cities and maybe doing some of these. cities again so don't uh be upset if I'm. not coming to where you are right now. I'll be in Belfast on June 7 at the SS.

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Friday April 26th at 10:00 a local time. we also have tickets remaining for. Halifax Nova Scotia and. Vancouver in the British. Columbia today's guest is truly one of a. kind uh he is everywhere right now he is. an Entertainer he's a. streamer um he is just the dang he's the. Winnie the Pooh of America and of the. world maybe um.

I'm fortunate to get to spend time with. what is also quite possibly one of the. greatest Minds in football right now if. we're being honest today's guest is. [Music]. sketch I'll sit and tell you my. stories know. me and I will find a song.

[Applause]. I yeah dude I just got a IV man um but. if you don't if they don't get it in the. vein it can um just fill up your arm. yeah that's scary I wouldn't want to do. that when she was pumping me up she was. like putting the pressure on the bag and. stuff yeah yeah that's when it was like. I'm going to still kind of feel the. pressure it feel it's whack it's like. feels weird but I feel way better you do.

yeah what did you do it for just for fun. yeah I just was on a flight this morning. and I just wanted to I can feel like. dehydrated sometimes you do it on the. plane no no I did it when I got home. yeah um and there's some babes sometimes. that do it you know we had a pretty. good-looking lady pull up yeah I had I. had a dude uh the last one I did in. Vegas I did it and they took a picture. of me and then they asked like to post. it on my social media and then like you. look at my the picture they posted I was. DED in water cuz like when I get nervous. I just was like pouring water I poured.

two bottles on me yeah calm down sitting. like this oh yeah oh yeah I like to if I. get nervous I like to feel cold oh yeah. yeah yeah you're like a um who else is. like that maybe maybe vampires or. something maybe Native Americans or. whatever probably I don't know what they. did to kind of cool off if it was real. hot yeah uh my mom puts that shade in. her window you know like oh one of those. yeah but she does like do water or.

anything like that yeah a curtain yeah. yeah she just puts a curtain up um but. yeah my arm just blew up it looked like. one of those you know like when somebody. like a like a clown blows up one of. those balloons it was turning into that. you know oh turning into like a Mickey. Mouse hand yeah. yeah Twisted often is give it to a kid. Pixar arm that's funny um sketch thanks. for coming in man thanks for having me. thanks for Hospitality it's been amazing. I appreciate it man yeah I um yeah I was. just thinking what I thinking about can.

you see how C can you see pretty good no. you can't I well I can't read pretty. good I can see pretty decent can you see. me um I could see I could see you but if. you're in a crowd of people I probably. have to get up in your face a little bit. yeah these are more for reading the chat. but I usually don't wear glasses I don't. um I don't like going to the doctor or. the eye doctor yeah I don't like things. around my eyes so like getting them. checked and stuff like that I was like I. was kind of like trying to get out of. there so just makes you nervous huh well. yeah I just don't like the stuff around. my eyes or whatever so like yeah eyes.

are like they're almost like your butth. holes of your face kind of you know see. they're very you don't really want you. know if people are going to come around. you want them to ask first yeah no. sticks around them nothing nothing sharp. yeah yeah yeah yeah did uh yeah have but. you can see pretty good no not really I. like the ones I have like the glasses. that were prescription one's like a. scope lens and the other one's like way. off I think they're three clicks off cuz. I was just like going yeah I'm good I'm.

get me out of here get me out of here. and then I got him in the mail and I was. like oh my God I can't wear this [ __ ] no. way they're not doing it by mail now are. they they send them in yeah oh wow yeah. it's hard to I mean get you got to get a. pres have you ever gotten a prescription. for them uh-uh well you got to go get. prescribed for them so if you're like. run out of your prescription you lose. your glasses you got to go like back in. now it's like I'm not going back in yeah. justes Ma me what you got I guess in. like yeah mail me whatever you have. that's doing pretty well for people yeah. that's what I would say yeah I wonder.

how far people should even be able to. see sometimes you know yeah you should. have it limited well it's just like what. are we doing with like I guess actually. being able to see far is pretty good. yeah that's like a that's like a. superpower yeah I haven't started losing. my eyesight like three years ago pretty. pretty fast or whatever yeah I don't. know what it was probably a not drinking. enough water I think that yeah it feels. like they can start cinching up so look. look like SpongeBob when he doesn't yeah. maybe that's why you're pouring water on. your head yeah dude that's that's my B.

I'm doing it the wrong way though yeah. maybe your eyes are saying look bro yeah. okay we'll work from the outside if. that's how you want to do it um yeah. sometimes I wonder if if if I wonder if. we only could see like four feet or. something if that would be awesome like. sharks or crocodiles or something yeah. just moved by. vibrations yeah yeah and you would meet. more people to You' meet everybody. everybody you'd be like whoa hey hey. nice to meet you here nice to meet you. here there we go everything's shoulder.

toosh shoulder sardine lifestyle there. yeah that' be pretty wild man that is. cool so do you think your vision went. away were you sitting too close to the. screen or something or what do you think. it was it was that and then um I think. it was not drinking too much water and. then um I I never got my apparently. squinting makes it worse so I've been. squinting for like the last four years. and it's just I got a stigmatism too or. whatever but like I I think it's the the. water and then uh I don't know I. probably did something did something bad.

in its karma no I'm just kidding yeah it. could have been maybe you know it could. have been yeah I guess yeah maybe. somebody has a voodoo doll you should go. check out your neighbors I know I I need. a someone probably does have a voodoo. doll of me now that's true they probably. have one of you too well you have one uh. I don't know there's definitely been. I've had some things mailed to me some. dolls people have made yeah I mean I. guess I'm we might have one now somebody. might have one yeah it's working yeah I. got I got to back pain it's working yeah. you're not doing good I'm what if CJ.

stra starts feeling all the [ __ ] that. they put if they start needling yours up. that would be worse I'd have to. sacrifice myself for the greater good of. our team here he's a great guy though. yeah have you met him met him met him. twice met him in randomly at the Apple. store and then uh met him we when I was. in LA we played a little football oh. sweet I was about to threw up when we. were running around so it's like why it. just was tough it was just I haven't run. in a while just don't run much and is it. scary to run if you can't see that's.

really Brave huh yeah no that's uh that. was the other part was when he was. throwing a ball I could not see to save. my life damn but you still went out for. a pass yeah wow like Batman. Batman that is awesome that's like. Vietnam kind of for you kind of yeah. less fire um let's fire in traps you. yeah you've really taken over America. dude you've kind of become like a like a. stitch in the American flag I feel like. you're like this thing that everybody. feels like they can believe believe in.

you know um you're kind of like the. young male Helen Keller of like The. Gaming Community yeah you know yeah I. think you're this like new like Harriet. Tubman of humanity in a way like um how. did that kind of start just for my. listeners that don't know so you're a. streamer or a gamer like take me through. some of it I know you're a human being. yeah so I started I started ril. streaming like last year so I'm like. less than a year in okay um just was. doing it on like like okay and what does.

streaming mean so just so cuz some. people won't know oh so like I play. video games mostly and now I do more. stuff but it was started off just like. playing mad and playing football and. stuff and when you stream you're playing. it in front of your computer or you're. playing it like where is the how are you. setting up the stream like I said I set. it like desktop it's in my room and then. uh I have a webcam and I just turn it on. and then start start going but then uh. people started I kind of grew blew up a. little bit when I was doing the mad and. stuff cuz I like to do the audibles and.

stuff yeah when when when when there's. like more people in there I get nervous. so I like to [ __ ] or sorry for. cussing yeah but blur that out yeah. we'll do. something we'll put a buzzer or we'll. put a louder cuss word over it yeah I. like that idea and put it on someone. else shift the blame yeah we'll put a. worse we'll put a worse word over it. we'll throw Papa John saying the NW over. oh my God that's on him we go hey it's. good pizza I know a great garlic sauce.

I'll tell you what that'll make you [ __ ]. your pants though I mean it'll make you. yeah it'll make you say things you. should yeah coming out like hot. soup yeah that's how uh that's how today. went so you started streaming and you. were on there you're just playing and. then people start to get a Vibe for you. and they're like oh this guy is a unique. person yeah and I was just like I would. do like my arm motions and stuff like. that oh yeah me everywhere you see it. everywhere right here there's kids some. first word said they had a baby the. other day it's first word was what's up. brother and that was crazy yeah and I.

think it was a woman or a trans boy oh. my go and it was like but beautiful you. know beautiful babies yeah and so just. to see that there's people yeah I mean. there's um there was like a guy his last. words were what's up brother oh my gosh. which is that's brutal there di died for. brain. rot I call it like the zombie effect or. whatever just like you find a group of. people they get infected it's just like. they start oh with the what's up brother. it's like it's a I don't know if it's a.

stitch in the flag or or or if I'm a. meme yet it's like I got to stay Al for. a little bit longer otherwise I'm a meme. yeah that's a good point huh yeah that's. true meme is kind of like the coffin you. can go in huh yeah that's uh that's. where uh internet people go to die wow I. could it could be me here soon I'm I'm. scheduling everything back to back. making sure making sure we squeeze. everything out of this [ __ ] rag here. um and so then people just started kind. of falling in love with your personality.

huh yeah that's what it was and then uh. people started clipping me a dude in the. Army it was like uh they couldn't have. Tik talk he was trying to explain people. what I do or whatever so he was like the. first one he would send that and he. started posting them okay and uh that. those went those clips started doing. good and that's kind of what like took. took it off for me but then um cuz it's. a kind of strange you it's a unique. Ascent it's almost like you're an. astronaut it's almost like you you're an. astronaut but you haven't left the Earth. kind you know it's like you don't see a.

lot of people um that have just had such. a change in their life oh I dude I was. doing real estate like a a year ago and. then L was nearsighted real estate it. was I'll tell you what I my last real. estate de I crashed on the way there. really I thought I had a green light I. hope that lady doesn't know that she. would have sued me for nothing now now. she can Gage some wages what's up lawyer. what's up lawyer we might we might need. a couple could you imagine if you're.

showing me a real estate you're like. this house is 6 feet by 6 feet it's like. as far as you can see yeah that's. probably what it's like take them in. there I'm finding everything finding out. everything like they are true you see. that there you see you see that. there dude that's great see that would. almost be awesome of a real estate agent. because then everything's going to be. brand new to you all the time exactly. that's the that's the beauty of it walk. out there and just but I did more land. so I never I never really did houses so. the was like everyone good here you like.

it all right let's do it it pretty. simple cut and dry so yeah you just show. up and what just look at land or. whatever yeah I would put stuff on a. contract and then I would have to take. it to like a committee and they'd. approve like the purchase or not it was. more like raw land for like lots and. stuff like that for like houses okay yes. sir and you're driving a truck though. huh too Tacoma hell yeah yeah I was and. then I I have have a second one now cuz. that first one got destroyed I'll tell.

you what it's a safe car though yeah. that lady hit me she was hauling ass she. me it huh 45 yeah that's why you got to. watch the a gap man you got to catch. that Mike linebacker exactly it was like. uh the blinds side there I was I was I. was relaxed though I had no clue was. coming dang bro so the so um yeah. because you got to buy land from a dude. in a truck if a dude rolls up in a Camry. or whatever I ain't buying your land bro. that's like selling crypto there he's. it's a that's a scam there yeah that's.

bad here we go bro if some dude rolls up. yeah in a Fiat or a Mini Cooper I ain't. buying your land no way yeah if if he's. got a squat to get in this car no way. unless he's a or something dude I used. to have a little person that was a um. and some people say [ __ ] I think. [ __ ] is actually French I think but. umet it's French for keychain is it no. I'm just kidding oh damn put him in your. pocket well it would be great if you had. a little person just hold your keys all.

the time yeah that's a good that's a. good business plan got to go to Ireland. for him I hear that would be great or if. he wore them on his earrings you know oh. yeah like a minion yeah like a thisp. will be minions and then you just like. brought him up to the door and he was. just ear height of like most door like. locks yeah oh that' be great the good. thing is like he it probably harder to. get robbed from him so it's probably a. good thing for a manager well we had a. little person at night he was our. roommate and we would watch him we would. all get together together and have kind.

of have a beer or whatever and watch him. run and jump in a bed at night oh my. gosh that's a that's an that's an. Olympic sport there well it was sling. shot him yeah it was pretty crazy no he. never wanted any help he was very much. like a um you know he was kind of like a. uh Jackie Robinson of little people you. know that's awesome like an independent. woman yeah he wanted to do it on yeah. like a very Shania Twain type of VI yeah. exactly yeah he was like the littlest. Dixie Chick you know he wanted to do it. his own way oh yeah um I tell you what.

they got a monitor own same here yeah. same here that same size brains is that. true I think so I they're little PE. Little People little brains might go. together but I don't know some I've met. some they're pretty smart they all are. smart yeah I'm trying to think if you. have less I think they must be just the. same amount of smart because my friend. Brad is a little person and he is seems. very smart let me see all all almost all. people with disproportions dwarfism have.

normal intellectual capacities rare. exceptions are usually the result of a. secondary Factor such as excess fluid. around the brain which is the opposite. of what you have yeah L lots of extra. space yeah so they're really yeah I. guess if they got too much water on them. you know well it's water weight that. would it's always the water weight that. gets to you it's yeah maybe they need an. IV yeah well you get them maybe that's. uh that's maybe that's how they get. bigger oh an IV would be a lot those.

those things you put in the water and. then they grow and get bigger like that. oh like those little um yeah what are. the things like a little dragon or. something like a sponge yeah yeah put. them in the water to get bigger I like. that they had a. um they had a movie called Gremlins and. that's what they did on there they it. was like these kind of bad animals and. they' just been misbehaving I guess in. the community and then they put water on. them and they turn just really bad is. this Yoda yeah uh this is like a it's.

almost like a dirty little Yoda it's. like Yoda's little son that got busted. probably selling Tran or whatever doing. some low-key bad [ __ ] doing bad [ __ ] all. the time yeah just like doing that gas. station Salvia or whatever that stuff is. you know oh yeah taking that horny goat. weed that'll that'll mess with your head. there yeah and so yeah they just ended. up not doing real well but um but yeah. but that was a movie when they added. water on them it went bad maybe they. live longer like. Yoda oh yeah that's another thing yeah I.

wonder I don't know um but sketch man. good to see you so you have this thing. that kind of happens in your life. because it's kind of fascinating dude. it's just like such a. rare it's just a you know it's R it's. just a unique thing yeah how have you. kind of felt like that people recognize. you more and stuff is it is it does some. parts of it get scary does it all feel. kind of exciting it's cool it can get. like overwhelming but it's more of like. I take everything a day at a time right. now it's just like if I think of. everything we're like that's why like.

it's it's like keep just roll to punches. keep everything you know keep the the. schedule busy but at the same time don't. worry about the next thing just focus on. you know drink water right now yeah yeah. like this is this is cool here yeah this. is awesome yeah man like new territory. for me is it everything is so. everything's like I don't know I feel. like a newborn baby it's like yeah. walking around and people saying my.

stuff or I've caught a couple people. doing it on Broadway and then you just I. roll down the window it's like what's up. brother like what well I mean dude 20. years from now you could run that could. be your campaign like what's up brother. could literally win the presidency. that's just kind of how crazy the world. is these days I know um I need to find a. VP yeah I don't know who it would be I. think you want to be on that. ticket yeah you be president I'll be. vice president no no you don't want.

power I want no I want to be the guy in. the background who's like kind of like. like goes like this in the background. but then gets to go and chill and kind. of Vape or whatever and talk to some. ladies and you know hope for the best. that's a way to do it there hang hang. low and let let it ride there we go just. ride it like a wave feel like I'm in a. swimming pool right. now um this episode is sponsored by. prize picks do you love firing on sports. well prize picks is the best daily.

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about you man what like were your folks. like my folks I my loving parents best. parents I could ask for pretty decent. pretty tall oh no they're pretty pretty. short that I got handed to short stick. of the family my grandpa was over six or. like 61 so and what happened he just. died uh wait he died 61 but he didn't. pass down anything good rested peace. Grandpa great God was he yeah he took it. all with him though it sounds like he no. he he yeah he took he took the good. blessings he uh he left left behind a.

washing machine and a couple other. things but that's not bad we Tyson yeah. huh can't they can't complain is it. really no I don't I don't know it went. to my parents damn I think I don't think. I got anything I I didn't want anything. it's a weird thing to want yeah I think. I don't know if it's weird to want. something for your grandparents I don't. know we're talking and thinking so fast. it's hard to know what I'm talking about. um but so what does your mom do for work. my mom she works for my dad and my dad. does Home Building oh really yeah so I.

would buy the land for them and then. like we would approve it through like a. committee or whatever and then that's. how I would transact oh I see so you it. was a family business yes sir and then. when like so when I I stopped uh it. slowed down in 2023 from interest rates. and that's when I was like well [ __ ] it. I'll just start streaming and uh well. not like to make money more just like I. have a I have free time I had a pretty. easy schedule with them I didn't make a. lot of money but it was like it was. chill it was like enough to where it's.

like just go in and you're not buying. land you are so it's like yeah work from. home I might have got some uh free. dollars from my dad on that one I'll. tell you what you probably shouldn't let. anyone work from home pops like robbing. him. blind check your pockets yeah that's a. horrible idea to let somebody work from. home dude that's a if if it's your own. family member too but because they're. just working from home they're not doing.

nothing oh yeah and my boss wasn't a. part of the family so it's like who's. going to who's going to call me in I was. like I feel like I should tell someone. but if I'm loving life right now it's a. good thing that I found a new. job you're like I feel like it's 11:00. a.m. I'm going to take a nap early oh. yeah but that's probably what time I was. waking up wow wake up pop on stream send. I probably got two emails a day when I. was working oh so very it was very easy. it was calm waters for you guys huh it.

was uh yeah it was just floating. floating down the river and what were. some of the emails you would get like. would it be people complaining like hey. there's not enough land here or or. there's quick sand out here Whitey or. something like that there was I had I. made some bad purchases before I bought. some stuff without looking at it that's. not and then they go oh there's an. easement on it I was like oh [ __ ] it's. like you didn't see that. either I've had some good ones and some. bad ones some ugly babies oh yeah it's.

okay you know it's not they're still. babies that's exactly exactly it's it's. land regardless hey and once you're yeah. you still got to breastfeed them brother. you know yeah look at that lactose. intolerant but I'll uh I'll take one for. the. team so what kind of land was what what. was the land you would go B so what. would you do with the land so it was. like raw land and we were just like. putting we' spec houses on it so like. when I was doing it in 2020 like you're. interest rates dropped the man was up.

cuz you had a housing boom and Builders. were like looking to replace empty. inventory and it was uh I was over. bidding on a lot of the [ __ ] like I mean. from a thousand like up to 10 15,000. like that was the only way to get [ __ ]. under contract really oh yeah I had some. good we had some good sales I like it. was but who go on we had some good we. had some good action on it yeah yeah you. couldn't go wrong in 2020 it was pretty. uh it was just like picking up stuff off.

the ground but over bit how do you even. who would let you bid who would who. would let you bid on land when this is. the is the is your. catchphrase that's why I worked from. home they didn't want to see me dude uh. the CFO did not love me when they were. looking for looking for better margins. it was uh the land was [ __ ] them. sorry for cussing but hey look man. that's what they get bro that's what. happens that's what happens when you. don't you give a big dog a little leash.

now he's he's going to [ __ ] around you. know what I mean oh yeah I mean that's. business 101 oh yeah we need checks and. balances but it's a small office so you. know just go to Mom mom come on. brother we've over bid. mom what about um so your dad was a like. a prospector kind of um like more like. he like what's a prospector like a um I. think that's somebody actually looks for. for gold so he wasn't that he was more.

like a um guy that a developer kind of. like yes sir we did we did development. and then we did homebuilding so like the. stuff that I did was more like the Home. Building saw yeah um he started. developing more in the past year um but. the yeah it was like pretty much pretty. pretty lowkey like pretty low lift stuff. yeah but um yeah yeah two emails a day. that's pretty calm I feel like oh yeah. and then you just uh responded to him. within 24 hours it's another loophole. there look at 48 hours and we I would.

text back or like my emails are pretty. uh good morning one sentence thank. you yeah there we go no no tag there no. number on there that's how that's why I. like the roll I yeah I think mystery is. a part of business that's missing these. days yeah you know be vague don't give. the in yeah you got to keep your cards. close to the vest don't don't let them. see it make them want you oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah that's what I like to do.

there yeah yeah that's a great idea and. so you were just losing your eyesight. you're at home you're um and you living. at home oh that's that was at my house. okay like I don't own the house but I. live with my roommate which is one of my. childhood friends okay and then uh. Cooper no what's his name Cooper yeah. Cooper great guy he uh yeah he's a. liquor salesman so we got a pretty good. he he's a plug there yeah and do he. drink a lot huh um he might have a.

problem no I'm just kidding he's a good. guy I don't yeah he uh. RP rest in rest in peace booper booper. he's about to start streaming is he. we're about to start a collective okay. so what is that so a collective so um. well so take me let me to go back a. little bit so how do you make money on. streaming um the ad revenue and Subs so. like the ad revenue is like from how. many viewers you have and all that stuff. and then how long you're doing it all. matters but um I do that in YouTube but.

I don't stream that much I stream like. four times a month right now okay so. it's like pretty uh because I just I. like I make enough money where it's like. cool and all that stuff but it's also. like I like to do stuff that that's fun. and like so like doing stuff like this. or going to U UFC 300 and stuff like. that like that that's what I like to do. yeah dude that was so great yeah that's. where where I met you at was that power. slab yeah that was that was awesome yeah. so it's so interesting in there what did. you think of it oh I loved it um I.

definitely would go again yeah yeah they. were knocking the [ __ ] out of each other. but I I don't know if I would go up. there and hold that stick behind my back. and you dry each other's hands out and. stuff like slapping them with a freaking. pan or some [ __ ] yeah I think for some. reason and I wish they told you why the. guys were upset with each other that's. the part that I feel like as an audience. it would be awesome oh they need to they. need to add the like the street beef. aspect of of it yeah I had a one of the.

dudes from the slap box uh while I was. going for one of them and then the other. side his like uh ring guy or whatever. whoever was with him was like going [ __ ]. [ __ ] off sketch like he's yelling at me. when I was going for the other guy oh I. saw you cheer really getting into it for. one guy dude it was that was a good. fight yeah that dude knocked out the. favorite he's like minus 2,000 or. something yeah look those guys are. warriors I would tell you what I would. not catch me dead or alive doing that it. you know I think there's something to me. about it one thing that I think is.

really interesting I notice it this. time I think there's this element of. like if you survive the slap that the. gods are you are in your favor you know. there's this feeling of like like the. gods want me to keep going so I I. started to kind of notice that among. some of the guys like that that was one. of the things that must keep some of. them like must really be like a high. energy like after the slap you know they. go back to the they're not talking to. the guy they're just praying yeah Pray.

For Rain brother Pray For Rain yeah that. would be a shitty situation to be in. they have good snacks there too do you. have any of the snacks that they had in. the back busing yeah. busing and they had some cute chicks. there they had some kind of wild guys. and stuff there I thought oh yeah no it. was a good it was a good crowd good crew. I loved it I I would definitely do it. again yeah Al is that your first one or. you gone to a c this is my second one. second one yeah second one and it's. growing on me yeah it's uh I'm waiting.

for them to like start opening up the. STS or whatever for like you know where. they where they host like host more. people and stuff I see how that does. it'll be interesting yeah it's a limited. they only have maybe like 400 people in. there yeah and then it's also like I. mean like they're only if they're. playing like three rounds it's like six. laps if everyone stands up so it's. pretty uh pretty chop Cho so I imagine. that's what they're trying to find out. what it oh like almost still. experimenting yeah it still it has an. underground kind of vibe to it doesn't.

it yeah like street fight we we at a. street fight yeah it really does it. really does feel like a lot of. underground I didn't think about that. but yeah there was like some Pro rest. there was uh the champion Damen priest I. think was there oh yeah um yeah I mean. it's just definitely interesting and. watching those guys come up and then. people are just snacking and they look. and some guy like just eviscerate. somebody yeah I love that feeling yeah. love the feeling it was great watching. what did you ever play any Combat Sports.

or anything like that or what did I play. uh oh I've done like just like train. some like jiujitsu but I've never fought. in a ju in a fight yeah like a MMA fight. or anything h no but yeah I didn't play. I played basketball in high school that. was about it you're a basketball player. are you taller than I thought you were. really you yeah maybe it's the TV I'm. watching on my eyesight but you you're. way taller how tall are you six I could. tell you anything I'm 74 oh yeah you're.

you're gonna get catch me catch me. slipping here no I hope someone doesn't. find out that I can't read or not read. but can't see because then it's uh those. contracts you you start getting longer. sign me to give away some. organs I'm down one right now or two I. don't have an appendix or a missing one. kidney are you really yeah and well dude. if you're missing a kidney that's. probably why it has to do something with. your eyesight huh can you have one. kidney and see very good will you pull. that up. that's a that actually might be we might.

find out the problem. here kidney and um yeah are kidney and. eyes related the kidney and the eyes. have a lot in common on a physiological. level as a result of the strong link. between these two organs the causes for. kidney and eye diseases are the same in. many cases wow and so what happened to. your first your original kidney I was. just bored with that one no way bored. with that one wow minus. 250,000 when I was born that's how much.

a kidney cost I looked it up the other. day is it 250 God quarter M quarter. ticket there um would you get one if we. could get you one oh if yeah I would. take one you would I would take one if. they don't need it or something yeah I. would like to have two I don't know if I. have one Mega one or if there's just a. blank spot in the middle of my. gut or they're back here um yeah I don't. know G does it feel any different than. the other side or whatever sometimes if.

I don't drink water it hurts to pee but. I don't know if that's my kidney or my. wiener you got to get some bro we got to. get you some water man somebody's got to. I've been drinking all day I've been. drink I've been I've been working on it. I'm trying to trying to fix these things. yeah get some oil in the car it's like. it's like driving a car without oil my. [ __ ] brain's got black smoke in it. right now damn bro man I'm about to. freaking pass out oh my gosh bro we're. going to need to have Triple A pull up.

in here dude um bro you gota um yeah we. got to get some water in you um what did. you play but I saw you playing Athletics. in um I saw you playing uh football. online yeah so you played football I. played football but I went to like a. private school for a year and I played. there and oh so it's all whites huh oh. yeah it was uh it was definitely it was. like a lot of played the wide receivers. were dual sport athletes and soccer so. it was like pretty easy 120 lb ride. receivers like throwing them.

around and I was I was pretty thick back. then I was like 205 when I was in really. so you were lifting a lot of Weights. yeah well so what my parents well I have. like a thing where like if well. especially during school I was like if. they ever gave me like when I was. younger I would go and like if they gave. put their card on the lunch line we'd. have Chick-fil-A and stuff in there so. i' get like two or three Chick-fil-A. sandwiches they cut me off and then like. fast before I went to private school. part of it is like the meal plan or.

whatever I I took advantage of it like. no other that why they just they have a. lot more unlimited meal kind of style. it's just like uh yeah well if I. wouldn't pack my lunch really so if I if. I would I would just show up kind of. hungry and then [ __ ] kind of kind of. Mill around like a raccoon between my. friends yeah when I was in Middle School. there's this one kid named Bryce but he. would um he was a nice guy but if you. asked him nicely enough he'd buy you a.

chicken sandwich every day really yeah. every day every day Mr uh I don't M. brycey he probably if he ever sees this. thank you brycey we'll drop his uh last. name yeah Bryce thank you um I you. Chick-fil-A brother for a long time it. sounds like oh yeah I was getting up how. many meals did you pull off of that. fella yeah probably three three. sandwiches a week at least 30 30 weeks. it's probably over the course of five. years or four years Hy that's.

450 sandwiches man I feel bad now I. probably owed some chicken minis or. something I ow him a whole chicken a. whole Farm here I do we definitely now I. heard the chicken at Chick-fil-A is kind. of [ __ ] up so I can't get him back the. right way sorry for cussing but no it. there's a lot of people what happened to. the chicken at Chick-fil-A let's bring. that up and yeah we'll have to do. something nice for Bryce man maybe we'll. see if we can't get something s over to. him you have his address or anything oh. I have no clue I know he's a he's a.

triplet so uh oh well we we we hit one. of the three it's more of his Pops that. I owe he's a great guy but I owe his. pops well this is the kind of [ __ ] I. don't know his pops weener stutters okay. I made three of the same thing one of. these one of these it just dangles a. little bit well it just anybody who's. making three of the same kid bro like we. get it all right quiet down three-headed. dragon yeah yeah yeah I don't believe in. Twins and triplets right where I'm from.

if people was twins it would make them. fight until one of them won you know and. that was the one that everybody talked. to yeah um what does it say sighting. diminishing chicken Supply Chick-fil-A. will back off its pledge never to serve. chicken that was fed. antibiotics wow so instead he will. Embrace a looser industry standard no. antibiotics important to human. medicine so I guess it can't have like. chicken that's on like a guess a zpack. or whatever or uh I some of those.

chickets probably on Xanax now it's 20. 2024 now well especially some of the. flooding in that area I remember when it. flooded in our area and um my buddy's. mom got on pills after that and quit. working so yeah I'm sure a lot of this. chicken is something to do with the. pills they're probably on adderal now. that's probably why they're so skinny. they're all they're all out there. everyone thinks chickens are stupid. they're just wired to [ __ ] they're on 50. milligrams of of that that good stuff.

there oh they'll make an egg in eight. minutes now they'll cook it for you too. [ __ ] start put it on the grill for. you how do you want it how do you want. it brother start start flipping that. thing oh they're serving it a lot yeah I. think that's true if a chicken's on. Aderall it could serve that egg anyway. they want why don't we cut out the. middleman of the chef and get a chicken. to serve. the egg ready order I like that idea. it's uh it's more probably Humane there.

I don't care actually I eat RS. regardless I I eat a lot of meat do you. well this would save you time I mean I. think. imagine you a chicken can do that boil. or scramble would be crazy I guess I you. got to be able to know how to boil water. there they've been on Earth for as long. as we have so it's it's pretty but if we. could heat their bodies up enough in a. safe environment. where they don't pass away but they're.

able to. serve I like that idea we buy like a. YMCA with a sauna already in there yeah. put them in the sauna let them work out. let them use the equipment maybe give. them some library books I think if we. had like Ted Talks going 24/7 they. probably start gaining some information. there oh I think there's no way they're. not going to pick things up oh they. probably pick stuff up without us. knowing yeah yeah little crazy little. claws there oh oh I can only imagine if. I were a little [ __ ].

chicken that's the thing about chicken. they're just like that's how they. they're like that then when they're on. the adal it's. like when they turn into more like a. Alm that's all it is they probably that. that's a good that's a good business. plan there we need to trademark that. stuff before it's it before it's gone. yeah well I'm sure it'll be gone the. second somebody hears this they're going. to it's already gone that's a problem. with today yeah it's going to be like. the I forget the name of it. but probably a war crime to give.

chickens. amphetamines well it's just sad that. Chick-fil-A is resorting to getting this. bootleg chicken and a lot of the chicken. has probably been through you know has. complex trauma it's probably who knows. where it's from probably it could be. Memphis it could be East St Louis who. knows where a lot of these animals are. coming from now yeah from all over all. over all over the world the Chicago too. oh yeah I mean just some of the. us choosing to have different chicken. that's going to change everybody that's.

going to change marriages there are. marriages out there that are based. solely on the fact that twice a. week they eat Chick-fil-A together. that's true my aunt actually got. proposed to um in can's in a can's box. yeah she did not like that idea in a. can's ins inside of a Cane opened it up. it was on the Texas toast no way no yes. way it was the worst I. the forever combo it was uh short. marriage though she's re buried now.

lovely lady is she yeah yes sir happy. and you. know yeah I mean I yeah I think where. would you would you do it at a can's. what is the best fast food or quick. dining as they like to. say place to get married at you think is. chili count is Chili's fast no that's. not fast enough that's that's that's. that's high class dining past I me it's. good food if you can get lier there it. probably doesn't count well no Chili's.

is great I think it's just a lot Chili's. is a place you can meet women easily I. think oh yeah so I think if it's a place. you can probably easily meet women that. then it's not applicable ch's cutter. reminds me of brought this by first time. going on Broadway but it's like I see. two groups of people it's either super. young chicks or super old chicks it's. like the young chicks are partying the. older people are like going to war. museums or something like. way is at the bar or not the Chili's is. at the bar it's a mixed bag out there.

Chili's is a great place to go and back. to in your hometown and make love to. someone that you didn't get to talk to. in high school rindo of flame there two. for 20 two for 20 get it rolling you. know get get a nap with it I'll tell you. what you ever made love after having. mozzarella sticks oh [ __ ] just sits in. you it's like a gumball. machine you got to shake me and twist me. to get that [ __ ] out of be. brother yeah that's love man I wonder.

how many relationships have been started. at some of these different types of food. chains. um chill oh couples are getting engaged. at Chili's okay so I guess it's a thing. now oh it is oh that's good actually. because yeah cuz it's so hard to decide. where to get engaged at and a lot of. public parks and everything are very. dangerous now yeah and. so yeah there's some couples right there. get engaged where would you where would. you get.

engaged I think I'd go old school I'd go. inside of a. McDonald's that's good that's a good. start maybe the drive-thru think about. it in the Drive-Thru go in when you yeah. don't give her much time that way if you. pop out from behind the drive-through. sign that's and she's like yeah I would. like a MC whatever yeah and you have a. propos it with the [ __ ] cramps yeah and. you be like oh do you want this MC. husband and you pop out from behind. there it's that's that Chick-fil-A. chicken that Chick-fil-A chicken make. you make some irrational decisions now.

or you want this MC prup and you just. roll out from behind that sign it's on. the receipt it's on the receipt lady. lovely lady though maybe a Waffle House. I bet Waffle House got that's that's got. a loyal crowd there it's like Cracker. Barrel yeah W house I think people would. cheer you on as well they're going to be. like we want this love we want these. mfers somebody would yell mfers or even. queers at you sometimes we can bleep. that out but people will yell yeah we. love these queers even if it's straight.

people getting married you oh here's one. right here we can actually watch this. one look at look at. this WF house is a Valentine's Day. tradition for John and Julie oh that's. cute huh that is cute real man look baby. takes a real man to. make yes and I just have one question. will you marry. me wow. oh he put it on a waffle you guys can't.

see but the waiter who's a male waiter. at Waffle House which you don't even see. very often which you have to pay extra. to get um brought it over and it was a. ring a wedding ring open in a box on a. waffle that is a way to do it there oh. cuz here's the thing you're going to. want that waffle a little bit so you're. going to say yes just to get a little. bit Ah hit of that W yeah you got you. either got to eat it or you got to frame. it or something. probably turned into something crazy. yeah where would you go you think I.

guess Chili's that's a good answer huh. Chili's I like Chili's maybe. uh I don't know I got engaged last week. in at Vegas so maybe do that again and. you got really engaged it's uh it was I. don't know if it's real yet but it's uh. we did get married oh she was offering. acceptance It's a legal legal contract. I'm going I'll find out how much money. she makes I'll freeing up her ass we go. I need to cut of that Snapchat please. dang and is she's a Snapchat artist or.

something no no Fitness Fitness lady wow. yep and where'd you meet her online um. my brother set me up Nick darina oh yeah. I met Nick yeah I met him at the fights. can he set you up with a gwn yeah that's. what uh that's what we did it that the. day before she wasn't with me at the. fight so things are rough sweating rough. sweating bad start out the gate it lot. of turbulence like Captain soy I hit a. geese for takeoff it was we're we're in. the water someone come get.

us wow but it's uh you know loving. loving the married life yeah it seems. like it man yeah because um that's a big. challenge dude I think is getting. married and being willing to be married. you know I've had friends that get. married and then they'll come over the. next day and they be like dude I'm [ __ ]. they'll be like [ __ ] man I'm married you. know yeah I can't that's why I can't I. don't like anything longterm yeah keep. everything month to month a. month-to-month contract that's probably. that's another business idea there this.

hard is month to month yeah exactly you. know I can love you as long as I can. think yeah I can love you as long as. this electric bill lasts oh yeah yeah. love you as long as it takes me to get. to. you by foot by land or SE um oh I saw in. Vegas you got a Lamborghini did you. really get I got a lamb I did get a. Lamborghini no way I'll tell you what it. looks pretty there oh that's beautiful. steeve is such a nice guy huh oh I love. Steve he was awesome he's built with.

such a unique Joy inside of him yeah. he's a he's a great person to be around. he is yeah it literally is like being. around the Sun kind of yeah it's like. the sun just is like hanging out with. you R you get you get positive energy. off him always good vibes he surprised. you with this we walked outside a red. rock and it was sitting out there I had. no clue what is going on have you driven. it at all not yet it's actually uh we we. it's coming from North Carolina and it's. going to be in uh Houston when I get. back no way y yeah like what do you even.

do with the Lamborghini then if you cuz. if you get home where are you going to. I'm putting in my garage the Houston has. a lot of potle so if I [ __ ] up that a. Rimer or a fender I don't know if I'm. shelling out the cash for that thing. I'll just have a [ __ ] up sports car in. there it it'll look cool though it I. think it does I'll just leave the garage. open 247 try to get the hot dog walkers. you want to see something you want to. see some horses. yeah if you just sit in there and floor.

it oh did that a couple times it it was. cool yeah dude we had a guy that used to. ride they had these girls by us that. were twins I think or something was. wrong with one of them but they would uh. sit on the back of this like Mustang it. was a convertible and this guy would. always drive around like he was cool and. then um he one time like uh floored and. they both fell off of the oh my God it's. like those people that do the wheelies. on on quads and fall off for yeah yeah. dud that's that's that's a dangerous.

game there yeah yeah it's a little bit. risky man but yeah new car ownership is. definitely interesting but a car like. that you can't even hide anywhere scat. oh yeah I'll tell you that the insurance. ain't going to be cheap. brother not after my first crash too. what's up brother these rates brother. yeah they're like oh you total a Tacoma. what is the next thing you want on your. ticket it's a it's a Lamborghini. sir Aviator. Lamborghini look at that thing it's got. Wings on it that's going to be a big. uptick huh I know I'm going to uh I'll.

probably write it write it a couple. times keep it in a neighborhood just. Sunday drive yeah Sunday drive that's. the move yeah um oh you could do last. laps for like women like senior citizen. women that. are Dementia or whatever oh. yeah they have that where somebody will. come and take him in a like on a last. lap or whatever oh yeah like a like a. NASCAR little little do around Yeah just. something you know just so the yeah so.

they can feel that you know just just. feel fun you know hang their head out. the window or whatever you see the sun. again you usually they tuck them away in. those houses just yeah one last orbit. around the neighborhood you got you got. to go through two two you got to go. through an airlock to get to Grandma. usually not a good sign yeah one last. one last run through the wind before the. Lord brings them home you know there's. one of it right there. a3y old man's birthday wish to ride in a. Lamborghini comes true dude you could do.

this for so many people I would do that. I'll have prunes and oranges and cottage. cheese in there for them all that all. that stuff and they can hang their head. out the window too I think it makes them. feel good too um I think that would be. wonderful man but the only thing about a. yellow Lamborghini is it's a also a it's. I think it's kind of like a gay um. Beacon or whatever oh yeah so it's. definitely going to attract a lot of gay. men's out there hey take any eyeballs. that's the purpose is for attention here.

that's it you got to take what you can. get look at this they take a take a. pictures in the car they probably got. some hot friends there we go everything. works out. there good thing it's black. too black yeah it's going to be Oh I. thought it was yellow that we so we took. a picture with that one and then he's. sending me one oh so the one you're. getting is black all black brother yeah. because yellow is look at there you go. right there and there's a young man. already sitting on that One shirtless. yeah and that guy is looking to meet. another guy probably maybe not I'm not.

saying that probably got tape over his. nipples. probably Jing Jing I'm just saying. because yeah dude I remember the first. time we had a gay on our neighborhood or. a dude we he said he told us he was a. EMT or whatever and he had me and my. buddies doing like. um CPR on each other right practicing. well then there was a fire in our. neighborhood and somebody got burned and. so somebody's like we got you got to run. over to Mr Gary's house he's an EMT he. can help and somebody's like that dude's.

not an EMT dude he's just a kind of you. know he's just a gay dude always perfect. on people like oh [ __ ] man oh my gosh. that's pretty that's well then what. about these certificates he gave us for. CPR you know you get you're full. certified there these [ __ ] AR you. gave him more than lips you gave him a. little tongue in there brother he's. trying to breathe I didn't do anything. this one kid William was he was a. [ __ ] weirdo but uh but yeah we. shouldn't have been over but it doesn't. matter but but he ended up having a. vehicle like that you know and this.

other guy named Big Roy would always. play Navy with us at his house he had. one of those big bathtub yeah oh my a. bathtub and we were playing Navy over. there there you go you got underwater. torpedos look hey look dude it was just. yeah I was just like uh I was barely. enlisted so you're. part-time Coast Guard I think that is. that's it Coast Guard he he's almost in. there. you never left the port I was G car bro.

I was inactive Duty there you go. helicopter. ride me's swinging that thing. around what else can we talk about I'll. take you for a ride are you going to. drive it I got uh well my first two days. are scheduled already got some ladies. yeah one of the ladies I'm with right. now yeah well oh beautiful beautiful. ladies look at this a hard at work her. name is well just not say it BG BG yeah. there we go um that's a yeah that's a.

good name and I think she seems like a. nice person she is a nice person tell. you what I'm [ __ ] lightheaded I ate. like a bird yesterday eat with her I was. trying not to eat too much and you it go. yeah it was great and do you like yeah. what's that like now cuz you're meeting. more ladies and stuff more ladies get to. see you yeah has that been kind of. nerve-wracking to go from like like were. you comfortable like growing up were you. comfortable talking with ladies and. stuff I was not very good I just always.

had a friend group of friends or. whatever and then probably uh had to. High Hopes with a lot of ladies so it. was uh usually flying solo Oh yeah but I. also when I go out I like to uh go go. ham I guess so it's like I you know like. to move light you know moving Solo. getting through cracks and stuff like. that that's how you like to travel kind. of oh yeah it's uh I don't well I just. like to do your own thing yeah like I. just like even if before I'm doing. something like if like this I like to.

pace around or something it's hard to do. that with other people yeah and so now. it's a little different though because. you can meet it's easier to meet ladies. now because they can see you without you. having to beat you know they get they. see you online they see you on socials. it's easier yeah and uh and it's hard to. get on Tinder when you're sketch or. whatever because then it's like it's. like a how do you get on Tinder with. your with the Persona or whatever it's. like what right yeah that's why uh. talking to all ladies from where I live.

are you yes sir and that's who that is. over it's a lady yeah she looks nice. looks better than the guy that you. brought he's handsome but it's different. look at that that's a great haircut yeah. beautiful guy barar took it up high. didn't he yeah it was Barbera definitely. H fresh chop. brother guari on the top military sides. yeah yeah yeah it has an upstairs we I. say that yeah it does this haircut. hasn't upstairs it's a penthouse. Penthouse chop there y it's going to be.

more expensive to heat yeah that heat. bill is probably expensive on that. [ __ ] where it's cold in the. winter it's hot in the summer it's just. don't worry it's just a remodeled attic. yes sir thank you brother blue chew you. want it you want to chew it you want to. chew your way to some wienery goodness. blue chew can help. this episode is sponsored by. bluechew guys remember the days when you.

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like hard to Define love like I love. people love all my people but like it's. like love like that no not yet and were. you dating anybody in high school and. stuff or no no I was uh I moved high. schools um when I went to that private. school and then I went back so it was. kind of just like all random timing then. when I was in college I had transferred. to four colleges so it was kind of. bouncing around yeah were you getting. kicked out of what were you doing um I. was just homesick so like I went to. Mississippi State oh D it was too far so.

I moved to OU that was uh I was. underperforming what I was paying well. like I was like uh I I was I went to. Texas state from there because it was. like I was doing a business but I was. like not even like really doing great at. it so I was like I might as well pay. less like I don't need to need the. degree or whatever yeah I don't need to. do poorly expensively exactly you know. I'd rather rather you know and yeah you. were just homesick kind of dude when I. went to I went to University of Arizona.

the first semester I went to college and. I was so homesick oh really bro it was. horrible I bet that's a that's a culture. shock there from oh the Bayou to the. parishes to the yeah it was dude it was. just like a lot of people with sunburn. and a lot of like violencia and like. Mexican people like just beating each. other other up and like abandoned car. washes and stuff and um beautiful tire. shops and yeah there a lot of people. yeah yeah dude a lot of like Mex people.

just threatening to [ __ ] change your. tires you know like just. Amigo yeah love love love my Hispanics. heyo yes sir see. Sor um so you went to that school so. were you really homesick I was homesick. and then I loved Texas State and then Co. happened and I was just like uh oh so. then you're home I just got my real. estate license started working with my. dad and then was like just didn't I. wasn't really good at school so I was. like no I'm just to do this yeah and.

then um somehow got here and were what. are your parents are they still married. it still married they still paying off a. college bill I probably I will probably. uh have to not have to but I hopefully. one day he give him a little cash back. there yeah yeah I need give him some. free play oh yeah I think they deserve. probably something yeah yeah a. skateboard or something or yeah uh. something probably less dangerous for. him but the Supreme one yeah put a. sticker on it even a skateboard you just.

put on the wall in the room a longboard. yeah that maybe a a line bike or a. two-seater one of those two-seater bikes. oh yeah dude my step parents used to. always go ride on that man and everybody. in the neighborhood would call them just. yell out queers at him and stuff and I. was like what are we doing oh my gosh. I'll tell you what I I would take a side. car for sure that those are actually. really hard to. drive yeah and those are hard hard. they're harder to be seen on I feel like. than drive who cares if you can drive it. or not I just feel like being seen on.

that is. unbelievable that's like a bike helmet. like if my dad ever wears a bike helmet. dude I'm out you know yeah I don't it's. like I don't I wouldn't trust the driver. on the front of that thing like you're. sitting there and yeah especially if. it's your husband or something because. spouses are always getting rid of their. husbands look at these two guys right. here a couple of Vietnamese guys. biking. um what um yeah what so you never really. been in love yet that then huh so you. didn't start dating till. after uh yesterday was probably my first.

real date nuh-uh yes sir no way and you. were he was helping me out here let's. look at that go let's go bro your first. date and where did you guys go uh we. went to Eddie V's oh it's nice there. Eddie they have um table calls in there. oh yeah oh yeah it was uh it was fine. dining we had some steak had like two. bites of it everyone's trying to stay. light yeah the date doesn't eat much huh. no we she's uh she had she felt to.

pressure I guess kid hey look yeah a lot. of they don't want to yeah I think women. don't I think well sorry to interrupt. you go on tell me more about the date so. we went to Eddie V's and then we went. out on Broadway uh that was fun and then. that was it go to some bars some bars we. were bar hopping and um yeah the bars. here were pretty crazy so it was uh it. was fun time we definitely we both. needed IVs in the morning so really yeah. and was it a I don't even want to be. inappropriate did you was you was it.

like sleep in the same bed type of date. or was it like a say save. room gentleman yes sir I'll respect sir. yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go you don't. need to score all the way in the first. half come on it's a it's a first inning. herey look I feel you here we go I love. your attitude man wow dude did was it. did it feel like romantic like how how. were you feeling I was feeling butter. flies butterflies with a little bit of. the beer [ __ ] I drank on the flight it.

was it was getting to me you drank on. the flight oh I but just don't like. flying so I drink a little bit when I. fly yeah or maybe a lot but whatever I'm. feeling depending on how long the flight. is a lot of stepdads and aggressive like. business lesbians will drink on flights. I noticed on flights all the time yeah. um wow brother and so you've had a. couple drinks you get there did you go. pick her up or how did you guys do it. same flight you came to together oh yeah. wait so you knew her already oh yeah Oh. I thought you said this was the first.

date no well first date but first time. it's a lifelong friend oh it's not. lifelong more later in life okay a later. in life friend and you're only how old. are you 25 oh yeah yeah so it's a new. friend yeah pretty pretty new. yeah pretty new I was call it new love. it's like puppy love oh yeah oh I love. it it can't even catch a frisbee in its. mouth yet yeah exactly you know we were. uh stubing don't know how to hold hands. don't know how to walk together I was. trying to open doors it's [ __ ] pretty.

hard when they're a fast Walker oh calm. down so I come back here but I'm on. camera here. please oh wow so did it feel like there. was it must have felt awesome huh it was. awesome tell you what I'd do it again. well night two day two this could be it. another night I know this is uh well now. it's getting to the back half so I might. have to hit the panic button on them no. I'm just kidding that's true the second. day but also it's the be it's like if it.

still feels good that's the best thing. you know I think you're right the the. worst move is to try to like play all. your cards and like be like the hero on. the first night or whatever yeah you. know that's a rookie move really that's. a rookie move I like to well impressed. her very well in the beginning and then. next time we're hang out it's probably. not going to be as good that's what I'm. saying there we go Eddie V's first time. yeah Cracker Barrel next time here we go. breakfast breakfast food nothing wrong. with biscuits and gravy biscuits and. boobies I'm just.

kidding dude yeah do you remember even. feeling like were you ever did you ever. have like a crush on one of your. teachers or anything I had you know what. you know what I was going to say dude. when it comes to taking girls for love. for dinner you got to get them Seafood. bro that's exactly you're speaking the. language really yeah eggs not eggs uh. what do you call it crab yeah some. people say eggs are the seafood of a. farm anyway oh yeah. yeah but yeah women love Seafood man cuz. women women love to go to the beach.

Seafood is lives right outside of the. beach yeah that's uh that's as about as. romatic as it gets oh I remember one. time yeah I took this girl to Seafood we. went to lunch and oh and then after I I. had like a big crush on this girl and I. tried to hold her hand and she wouldn't. hold my hand oh that's brutal oh I was. like give me back my [ __ ] crab cake. sh yeah start giving her a h like yeah. give me it back please yeah that's lump. crab that's a that's king crab brother.

get that we need we need that [ __ ] back. yeah this ain't queen crab Mama we oh. yeah we're pulling this out of you oh. yeah we we we got the we did hit the. wrong person. here um so yeah that's something I know. if you women like. seafood. and and they just like it dude you buy a. girl a fish dinner get her a couple um. uh fish medallions orever they cut it up. they love it man you know what I thought.

I wonder if it would be cool to date a. mermaid or not that would be. cool half half real half fake well just. their mermaid what is a mermaid made out. of how much is it human and how much of. is it fish can you bring that up please. I'm guessing 45% no not 45% it'd. probably be 60%. fish yeah I'm guessing more 60% fish. well here would be the you have a crush. on any mermaids or something or no I.

just thought I was just thinking about. it what it would really be like cuz. there's always these kind of like. romantic ideas of a mermaid you know but. no one ever really thinks about the um. dayto day of it like you're not going to. be able to bring her home there's not. going to be any I mean there would be. some intimacy but there's no se there's. she doesn't have like a lower so there's. just well it's like she's dressed sexy. that's but fish scales are like latex. you know like yeah that's true great.

touch great feeling right but they don't. have they're just a fish from the bottom. so you'd have to like I think there's. yeah there's a lot of you could probably. ride on her back underwater that would. be pretty cool that would be. cool look at that I guess there's some. highlights of it but then what would. happen is you'd fall in love you'd bring. her home you'd get her a tank oh you get. her a tank that's the only way you can. do it yeah yeah you that or a swimming. pool yeah and look yeah maybe if maybe. like the 5ifth year anniversary you get. her a pool or whatever I don't think you. start with a pool right out of the gate.

yeah I love swim up bars it's like we we. died at a swim up bar every time that. works that works here you go you ever. been in um you ever been to a swim up Bo. oh yeah I I like sitting there and it's. the craziest place where people can just. pee on each other like secretly I I I. always pee in the pool oh no guilt no. survivors remorse sorry yeah dude our. forefathers died for us to be able to. pee in pools exactly exactly like the. young Heroes that we are blood blood.

sweat and piss That's it man oh yeah see. this would be a relationship you'd be. the bartender and she would be the one. on the other side I think the bartenders. probably no you give a guy four drinks. and he doesn't. move he's pissing the whole time he's. letting it rip yeah they should actually. have like a little piss cop or whatever. that swims up oh yeah maybe a catheter. or something something yeah that you can. attach right in like an IV you just put. in in the main. vein that'll probably work um okay so.

what else were we talking about oh yeah. being in love dude did you ever so but. what what about first loves that you had. obviously you love your mom in like a. motherson way yep and you did you ever. have a crush on a teacher or anything. like that I had some really goodlooking. teachers actually oh yeah I was in. second grade though she was Miss. Oklahoma she was an absolute smoke show. Miss smoke set the scene so you get in. there huh it's regular educ. I did it went over my head my dad when. we got out of there he's like your.

teachers are pretty hot and I was. like oh yeah that's right that was more. just trying to get in and out oh yeah. yeah I think yeah when school's tough. you're not thinking about yeah you got. to stay focused on the grades now was. this regular education sketch or what. type of energy was it oh it was public. education oh wow oh yeah she was uh I. mean she was two two years removed from. Miss Oklahoma second grade teacher and. you're in public education you're. playing for the Raiders over there oh. yeah I was pretty good pretty good.

school pretty good school it was more of. like uh I don't know great time and were. there times did you notice when you. started to feel something for kindor. when you had like an a you know you know. probably some dreams probably some. probably some thoughts but um it was uh. you know I wish I I wish it could happen. type thing yeah what about you you ever. been in love with a. teacher yeah we had this. lady I think I I feel like her name was. like Miss breast or whatever I don't.

even know what her name was that's how. much like breast that she had and she. would wear she wore like she would. button all the way up to here and like. with like a doily on the necklace you. know what a doy is What's that show a. doily if you. can please the neck would have it was. like that around the top like it had. like a very formal looking oh like a. pilgrim yes that's perfect yes he was. like a Pilgrim with knowledge there you. go and we she would come over by her. with by my desk and help me with math.

and her she just her breasts were so. warm and like it just felt like. um it felt like kind of when you go into. um like a Domino's or something and. they're just baking it and everybody's. pretty excited you know like a new. Domino yeah yeah it was just that good. warm feeling and um she help me with my. math and I would like mess up the math. so she would stay there it would be like. eight by four is and i' put like 6,000. or whatever that's a that's a good way. to do it that's a good way to do it you.

got to keep them somehow oh you know. stayed right there man that's a good. call I might have to steal that one yeah. bro so that was I think the first time. that I was like really into like a. teacher or something oh yeah and I loved. that you know had Thanksgiving oh yeah. she had the toughest bra too her bra was. like a damn it's like a bullpen trying. to hold back trying to hold back some. some dogs there yeah trying to hold back. a couple. and a couple relief pictures it was like. it was just it was made by like DeWalt.

or something it was a serious girl yeah. it had some look like they're about to. pop or something it was like a 40 lb. test on it I think sometimes they look. like they they open up like a missile. silo like he just yeah come out with a. claw that's a cool attachment there so I. just remember her and I just God I had a. big crush on her I had a crush on a lot. of teachers though I think it. was yeah I I think cuz they were around. you and they would help you do stuff. there was something kind of hot about it. yeah you know there's a lot of hot.

teachers out there and now a lot of them. are making love with the students that's. true I missed we missed out on that uh. that Trend there run it back if I could. have a time machine no yeah table for. two please get look up give me one more. chance. please God dude I don't know if I would. have been one of the students that had. enough confidence I would hit on the. teacher like really hit on her oh really. is so this you know can't stand up you. get got a waistband it oh yeah pitching.

a tent P the saddest thing would when. you would go up um to ask a question or. something by the teacher and then you. would get a um erection yeah and then. you had to walk back to so like you. would people would start like learning a. moonwalk and [ __ ] just like things so. they would like like so you couldn't. tell that they had an erection while. they were walking back to their desk you. know you get up like you're trying to. hide something wait something's over. here or somebody would just walk like.

this like just any way to like. camouflage when not but my secret if if. you see me in the morning and I'm. holding a blanket in front of me morning. wood just that's that's what that is. that's oh I'm just holding this walk. walking around fix it it's like get your. gun in your Hol yeah so you're not doing. magic or anything that yeah no not magic. you just waistband it I'll tell you you. forget about it tuck it and forget about. it if you forget you forget about it top. of your dick gets real cold and purple. gets frostbite he just headless Dragon.

there oh man dude I used to want to mail. my dick to a starving country or. whatever to feed some of the children. isn't that crazy oh really it's a hunk. of meat there I would have dreams about. it you know I'd give him more like a. mini corn dog if I gave him some it's. more of a delicacy than a it's more of a. delicacy than I'm out here yeah yeah. they're like hey this isn't even tipping. the scales. hey there's there's nothing rotting on. my thing it's just uh you know no no. weird things going on just shut your.

straight yeah that's a good thing that. is really the best thing about a basic. regular smallest wiener it's like hey. we're not playing any games here right. we know it's not a Escalade or whatever. we just know this is a twoo sedan yeah. and it will get you from A to B it's a. it's perfect for practice it's like a. kick and. teao sit there pick it up you know gonna. hopefully practice later no I'm just. kidding hey sorry for cursing sorry for.

sorry for everything there we go um so. you go to school so now you're just. sketch man so now you are a Lamborghini. owner. nearsighted right water deficient water. deficient very positive very positive um. talented thank you brother energetic. thank you sir hand. some. hopeful so now what do you feel like.

like do you feel like like are there's. things that you feel like you want to do. now cuz now you have somewhat of a. platform oh yeah well like have you. started to think about that has it been. kind of scary like what's some of that. like because I think there's a lot of. people out there who dream to be in like. a position where okay um I'm creating. stuff online and it starts to people. start to absorb it yeah I'm what my. first thing I'm going to do we're. launching merch um we plan on do the. proceeds to a charity um it's going to. be our first first shirt and then uh.

besides that that I take everything a. day at a time so it's more of a I know I. want to travel I want to meet people and. that's more of my goal than the money. side of things um but that's kind of. that's kind of what I got planned right. now oh that's good goals yeah I would. love to go to like Ireland or something. like that really are you Dutch or. whatever you I'm a I'm pretty Hispanic. and Native and English oh wow my mom's. uh my mom's. 50%. Hispanic Hispanic native and English mhm.

my my my mom side of the family um her. parents were like migrational Pickers. and stuff like that they would they. would travel from like up and down the. country to pick different types of. fruits and stuff like that oo I love. that yeah I love picking fruit my. grandma used to grow strawberries oh. really yeah and we would pick them we. weren't like I don't really like. strawberries actually what I don't. really like fruits or vegetables I. mostly eat chicken really yeah chicken's. like my safe food if I want to if I know. I want to feel good I eat chicken oh.

yeah that's like a lot of uh adolesence. eat McNuggets all the time dud I tell. you I run up a check at Chick-fil-A and. then they [ __ ] up the chicken now I. got to find a new spot here I need to. find something that does get me. heartburn Nashville Hot Chicken feels. great coming in comes out like dragon's. breath yeah I think it's a risky move. having that yeah those farts like have. their own climate it's like a tropical. storm it's a real butt yeah it's a real. butt party I think yeah it's like a.

dangerous butt party it's like someone. brought a gun to a fun party yeah plexco. burst it you might you might plexco. burst that thing in there little calf. shot can't can't be dancing too much. with a stick in your. pocket same thing goes with waistband it. can't be can't be doing too much you got. to keep it pretty it's mostly in the. shoulders when you have it in the. waistband oh that's a good point yeah. you can't uh you get too high or low you. you might reveal it yeah yeah and a.

magician never Reveals His trick true. true you know it's the art of deception. and illusion it's like you're taking a. picture take it from a good point of you. take it with the selfie all disappoint. some people yeah if you're taking dick. fics with a drone then I think you just. have a small dick you know I'm saying I. think that's crazy you know take it with. a GoPro that's probably the they. probably do the most favors compare it. to a GoPro what um dude you're so you're. so interesting um yeah you bet man thank.

you so much spending time with me thanks. man that's nice of you to say I think. there's just something like it's neat to. see somebody that is like unique you. know I think people think that that's. because everybody feels sometimes people. feel unique and it's like not a cool. unique it's like I feel unique uh but. they'll Mis presentes it to themselves. like I feel like something isn't I'm not. the same as everybody else but instead. of thinking oh I'm unique they think oh. I'm not the same as I'm not I'm almost.

I'm different or I'm less than you know. but you just are like oh I'm unique this. is who I am and then to see how much. everybody is really interested in like. really uh how much that brings warmth to. people it's pretty that's awesome that's. like kind of the thing that I think we. want to see you know thank you yeah cuz. I just wanted to when I started I I just. wanted to take I had like small ticks or.

whatever i' do this with my fingers when. I'm excited or whatever but it was more. of like taking off the barriers and. that's where the hand motions was like. like it was like getting that energy out. and like letting it letting it fly but. there was a time last year and I just. like had a prayer where I was like I. want to be happy I want to travel and I. want to meet people and God answered me. like crazy like really yeah wow and you. really were praying that yeah no he. humbled me for sure wow. man that's powerful huh yeah know power.

in prayer yeah I believe that too man. 100% yeah thanks for saying that it's. important and you were just you were to. pray you were thinking this is my prayer. this is what I would like yeah and not I. didn't know it was streaming I didn't I. just streaming came out of Randomness I. didn't that wasn't like directly after I. just remember that prayer was like like. that was like my Turning Point yeah it's. like. put put your eyes on the Lord. Brother Hey I'm looking for the Lord I.

always I always am you know and I say. I'm looking for the Lord and somebody. told me hey the Lord ain't lost yeah. true that true that brother follow the. light follow the. light I know it's yeah that's such a. good statement man and to put your. wishes into the Lord too not like I want. like a um you know like I want to get a. new Jaguar or I want to get a new um. you know one of those color printers for. our mobile home or whatever yeah but. like a real like what is your real.

wishes you know and a lot of times it is. to be. happy um to feel of use yeah you know. stuff like that's good that's exactly. kind of like if you find your purpose. yeah God has your purpose you just got. to he's just waiting there he's poking. and prodding he's working on you he's. like an IV sometimes you you got to. stick that thing a couple times find the. right vein you know get your get your. stuff rolling in the right direction. yeah yeah sometimes you got to get your. oil changed by the Lord exactly there.

new tires too brother new tires thank. you Jesus thank you Jesus do you think. of yourself as like a role model or what. do you kind of think of yourself as is. it weird to think of yourself as. something cuz even that is like a little. bit of like our ego getting a little. wild you know it's weird cuz like that's. where people go like oh he's humble or. whatever it's like it's easy to be. humble on camera but it's like the more. I've like met people in the younger I've. seen him more I go like well I should. definitely watch what I'm putting out. there and saying um but yeah like it's.

it's definitely weird to think like any. type of role model because it's. like I'm just I'm just playing video. games Brother do not take my financial. advice I would put you in the dirt like. a stick of the mud yeah dude this guy. answered two emails a day dude I'm not I. I'm not your guy with good morning. thanks yeah good morning and thanks. brother there you go I just let them. know I'm alive that's her way of That's. it man that green that green circle was. never lit up on my thing keep it vague.

good morning thanks maybe a chat soon. always from the phone too never at the. computer I'll sent some emails just. you're in a completely different. state who I'm here. brother so that's it that's where we're. at that's where sketches now you see. yourself on yeah sports players we're. with the Cardinals yesterday doing. batting practice and a lot of them were. doing some of your terms and sign and. things yeah it's amazing it's crazy D.

the Cardinals shout out to them say. Lewis yeah they're doing pretty well the. Brewers were there too man um but yeah. it's just kind of fascinating to see. like the effect I think that's an. interesting thing too it's making people. feel like oh I can have an effect on one. person or a lot of people um by being. myself yeah and that's what like was. crazy is like the what's up brother all. that stuff was like. um I was like not expecting it it was. more like I was just making [ __ ] up as.

I'm doing stuff like half them are like. audible calls like Tuesday or whatever. like that just like means get on the. ball but I was just like I was talking. to my to my quarterback or whatever on. the field but I got that from when I. when I first started I used to uh my. first stream I had like 12 people like. it was most of me my friends and stuff. but uh I turned off the announcer on. Madden and send the games and uh that. that that's how I kind of started. getting into it like you to announce it.

like it's a game and then we had a line. on it and like some of them would bet it. and stuff and like it's pretty fun all. of them go to like overtime it's pretty. cool oh so all the games you would and. you would just you could MC your own. game like you could be your own so you. can like take two teams no one's playing. with them you just turn off the. announcer and then it was just me. announcing and it was like a it was like. a random football game you just get to. watch the game yeah oh that's pretty. cool we did it um I did it for like a. tournament and the way we see you picked. your teams and then we seated it that's. how you had your draft order for the.

Fantasy Draft oh nice and you guys would. just watch it play out yeah wow it was. it was exhausting though those games. were like 30 minutes and I did probably. 20 of them yeah it seems in seems like a. really it seems like somebody who. doesn't is not getting a lot of emails. at work yeah no that is that is too much. free time there I'll tell you what um. how do you meet people to play online on. Madden do you just meet people like I. know you can just like set up with a guy. and you both have your screen names and. stuff right so that's how you just do. you just meet strangers do do you.

randomly pick people or what do you do. more like DM stuff and then I usually. like to talk to people before then. because I like you roast them a little. bit so like let them simate all of them. know that but like um it's more like my. content like with like Madden and stuff. is more like banter with the boys so. it's like kind of like couch [ __ ] talk. and stuff uhuh so it's like people that. uh like they're all random so it's like. just. literally whoever I talk to first on the. phone or whatever and then hey you you. want to do this tomorrow and then you.

line it up yeah I've gotten to play with. like Tyreek Hill S Gardner vonz BFI um. Hunter Dickinson wow yeah a lot of. athletes but it's it's pretty fun and do. um and do you guys play for money or. anything or no um yeah we'll do we'll do. like gifted subs or whatever which like. like 25 gifted Subs was like $150 or. something like that but uh I mean we. could do it like for like 10 Subs which. is like 50 bucks or something like you. know just stuff to just stuff to do.

stuff but yeah it makes it a little more. fun having skin in the game oh I think. so I think that's what it's about Flesh. on the table it means something do you. um do you think there's a team in the. NFL that could use a guy like you right. now on the field on the field and be. honest with me. yeah yo definitely probably. uh probably the Jets and you can say the. Saints probably the Jets they need some. wide receivers and the Saints the Saints. are in trouble huh they're your team.

they're not doing great oh yeah who is. their quarterback it's probably a truck. driver or something you got substitute. teachers running routes out there a lot. of good questions Miss breast says Rob. the teacher over there a lot of good. questions man a lot of questions that. need to be answered yeah I could see you. pulling up for the Jets man getting a. 10day contract 10day [ __ ] it give me a. half a year half a million we haven't. even seen your work yet we saw you to. get sight on scene purchase you know you.

don't get to take the toys out of the. box brother you got to buy it in the. store then you got to take it home hey. buy this land homie you hey hey please. you or what about land modeling dude. what if they had models for land like. say you take some people out to some. land and there's a couple of just legit. [ __ ] legit [ __ ] not just [ __ ]. legit [ __ ] walking across it modeling. that land. that's that's perfect that's I mean some. of them do that it's literally like. instead of like that it's like you know. ranches with deer like showing the do.

and stuff like oh look at this but doing. that have it like a car wash type thing. yeah hot chicks bow in the lawn that. would be perfect it's not a bad idea. there's no way if I'm even a little. horny I'm not getting me a quarter acre. oh yeah oh yeah get you a make [ __ ] it. you don't need water and. sewer it's just raw land brother we. figure it out we're living on love yeah. that's how you sell the [ __ ] around the. tracks that's it dude better fertilizer. yeah there probably some there's some.

car tires on that thing you got to dig. up out of the ground yeah just helping. mother nature work thank you sir um. what's the proper etiquette on Madden um. if you're blowing somebody out how do. you end a game do you end it early do. you guys decide like how what happens. there I usually just that's rare for me. to blow someone out but I usually like. just leave the game if it's a random. person but when I'm playing with other. people like I usually just we play. finish the game or we'll restart another. one usually like 21 points or something. like that when it gets that's fair huh. when that cheeks are getting a little. too Rosy yeah slapping that.

ass. um when so you're gonna do maybe a. second date it looks like it Shane gills. today oh you're going tonight yes sir. dude I'm going no way yeah what time um. I don't know I could probably take if. you need but um if not I'll meet you. over there yeah no he's like we're going. to seven y'all are oh then that's when. I'll go oh [ __ ] yeah might even jump on. stage with him um that would be sick. yeah dude that'd be great have you been. to the Ryman to see him no is it pretty. cool um I saw a bus like saying it was.

like one of the most historic places or. something like that like it's pretty. legendary very historic yeah yeah I'm. sure you played at a lot of crazy places. like that where's your favorite place. you've played some interesting. places U let me. think I don't know we just went to. Australia and did some shows recently. and it was really awesome oh that's. crazy yeah how was was that different. different crowd trip a bie it was great. dude we got to do this cool show can you. bring up that show with um have you seen. this show called Beautiful tasty.

beautiful no what's that there's two. guys one of them is um um one of them. has Down syndrome oh yeah I saw that. can't tell them yeah it's a. secret um but yeah I went on their show. and it's a cooking show that's awesome. that was one of my favorite things that. I got to do that was in they live in. Australia yeah oh that's cool one of. them has down Center one of them is just. in a. fraternity. okay but they're excellent uh I think he.

was a pike or something something that. had more pills p yeah Pike the pill. poppers is that what you know him as too. oh no pike gets spiked I I'm not. confirming or denying I'm just saying I. was never I was never I I don't know I. might have the whole I might have the. whole chapter come after you for that. one I don't remember wait I got wa. what Comfort this I don't. know um so that was something that was. really cool that I got to do yeah I.

don't know just podcasting is neat. getting to meet different people um but. yeah performing yeah some great places. we're going to London in a couple of. weeks to do some shows um that is. awesome yeah just things like that I. just can't even believe it yeah you know. how when did when did you like start. doing stuff how old were you like six. years ago I started doing podcasting and. that's when like comedy got busy but. I've been doing comedy for like 15 years. probably 17 years and you're you're so. like around in your lower 20s uh when I.

yeah I started when I was. 24 at the same time I started yeah look. at us I'm looking at myself now Council. Ricks here yeah sorry it looks like this. yeah no [ __ ] went left I don't know what. happened why. left [ __ ] teed off teed off and hit a. [ __ ] house you got a window bill um. yeah what else what's in the news let's. hit a couple news topics.

man oh this was Drake yeah I don't know. if I cared about this that much they did. you see that yeah it came out with a. diss track right of. who I miss the. days a lot of rappers used to. actually shoot each other oh yeah they D. still it's just they uh it happens. sooner before they get big it's it's bad. yeah that's the problem now yeah these.

guys and you have to wait until you get. bigger to do it you can't yeah you got. guys that have put out you know a half a. mixtape and they're just popping off on. each other yeah we had some Legends in. Houston do too soon yeah rest in peace. Kenny Lou he's gone he uh unfortunately. him and another dude ghost Magneto. they're great guys but uh Street Life. stuff Street life got him huh it's stay. out stre sad yeah it it is it's pretty. uh it's pretty wild go inside I'll tell.

you what you've been in the streets much. no I'm I'm am an inside dog inside cat I. like the KD I like the K I don't like to. hang out with the big dogs yeah it's. okay man tell you what walk and look. here that's why I wa he here Monarch no. one wants to rip these things off my. feet he like [ __ ] you can have them. brother take them take them. please leave in them yeah um they had. this video that of Tupac that I did see. when he was young apparently he was. allegedly homosexual male and I didn't.

know that okay my name is Tupac Shakur. and I attend Tay high school and I'm 17. years old do you like being. 17 it's like 17 is such a weird age it's. such a in the middle age you're not 18. yet and you're older than 16 so but I. like it it's nice it's interesting cuz. they never really like push him like. that they always just kind of like the. energy about him is always just a little. bit more like that he was like a. gangster rapper yeah you know but maybe.

it's uh sometimes they take videos out. of context that could be true I mean. this could be AI um it could be but even. then he I think like it's just. interesting I think for years I've never. heard anybody say this and then now. everybody's been talking about this. video yeah people like to say that stuff. now yeah everybody yeah the second. somebody has any success also they're. gay there's also like a lot of like. black gay people like since since like. the Diddy thing suddenly everybody who's. black is accusing everybody else of. being gay I feel like yeah it's just.

kind of wild I think a lot of that stuff. just in the black community right now is. kind of wild you know yeah with a lot of. just everybody's accusing each other of. being gay I think in two generations. everybody is going to be. bisexual I think it's like the frogs I. think yeah like the too much runoff yeah. too much runoff and it said amphetamine. chickens dude that's where I think we're. headed I think it's just like everybody. is going to be that's where it's going. to be you know ying and yang yeah look. at that that'll be it just teamwork um.

anything else in the news that was going. on oh New York City proposes rat birth. control to reduce population that is. disgusting huh a war on rats hard to. imagine what in the hell but recent. viral videos show a city overwhelmed. with rodents got the pizza he got the. pizza they're seeing taking over. sidewalks. Liv oh this is rats in New York well. here's what they should do they should. organize. them and get them to work together work.

with with the community there's too many. rats they've been trying this for years. to get rid of them it's getting worse. there were rats they saw rats playing. double duts the other day somewhere it's. getting bad those are the ones that are. gaining too much knowledge they're in. subways because they're taking public. transportation they're pretty smart. mother sorry for cussing but no look if. they're at a library too I mean this is. look how many rats rat population 2018. to 2022 is gone uh from 2.2 million to 3.

million rats now in New York City what. year is that that it starts to spike at. um 2020 what happened it it's co it was. either Co babies Biden or Co I wonder if. maybe Co like when everything slowed. down they just had a chance to like well. yeah everyone stopped eating bats and. rats so they started started go it up. well it makes you wonder how many. restaurants were serving rat that. suddenly didn't have any clientele. anymore you know yeah rail.

chicken anchor van too anchor van too um. dude I I can't believe you're going to. get out there for your [ __ ] for your. second date man there y front row front. row row at the show great tickets to. Shane Gillis have you guys ever seen him. before have you ever been to a comedy. show before that's the like her. celebrity crush so I'm going to have to. might have to tank him or something hey. put the shade put the glasses on her. then oh my let something fly there put. the glasses on her you know I will they.

probably uh knock off a couple points. there yeah I'm sure he's yeah I've seen. Shane up close Shane's a handsome guy. it's a uh very it's just a unique type. of handsome you know yeah um what else. any other news was there one more news. story that was good I'm trying to think. it's something that happened Red Lobster. is coming under no way is it really. losing milon on endless shrimp oh. yeah they should have took a book out of. Carnival Cruise Lines $22 million loss.

for the. year um because of endless shrimp you. can't do endless shrimp man that's a. trap well especially a lot of brothers. and sisters if they go on a date they. love endless shrimp oh I I would I would. dine and dash dine and dash couple of. those get get free pounds yeah oh if the. shrimp is endless I'm standing on. business that's what a lot of people I. love that I love that get nice and lubed. up too with a couple drinks you it turns. into a Crockpot you just got [ __ ].

wishing and washing in. there um dude so now that you're in the. dating world do you feel like you're. going to start dating different. ethnicities do you feel like there's. anything or you just kind of open to all. open all look at me yeah I'm like a I'm. like the UN I'm just here to make love. I'm Peacemaker peace Peacemaker. here dude thank you thank you so much. for um yeah just making me laugh man I. appreciate you coming and spending time. so you have so you have uh yes you have.

merch coming out um some of that's going. to go to charity that's really amazing. um you're taking it a day at a time day. at a time right yes sir you got your. second date ever coming up yes sir back. to back wow look at this 94 95 Rockets. here here we. go yeah [ __ ] hit the fan after that so. tomorrow's goingon to be scary. might be 20 years of nothing hey you. could hit a drought man yeah that's why. you got to load up water Pray For Rain.

keep a jug on you and Pray For Rain hey. it's crazy to see a dehydrated guy yeah. praying for rain man tell you what try. to get it somehow hey it's just the. world we're in nowadays everything you. want is uh it's right in front of you. hey I think you're really really right. um what thoughts do you have any for. anybody anybody out there like um oh. dude I saw uh um I was thinking because. you don't have autism what do you have. you have anything no I don't have. anything um you're just a regular guy.

regular dude just like have a quirk or. whatever but it's like more like I just. when I'm doing my stuff like I just like. get nervous or whatever so like I just. don't they really like I'm trying to. hide it would like I'd be like yeah but. that's crazier yeah to me yeah it's way. harder so like doing this [ __ ] and like. doing whatever like you know it makes me. feel better or like you know like I. don't know it's yeah I like it. yeah good yeah it's perfect yeah just. running just keeping the things there. you go you move the hands like you know.

it'ss like a Orchestra you're just. trying to think think through and you're. keeping energy moving through you yeah. that's exactly what I like that like. I'll pinch my winner if I get scared or. oh my if I'm trying to think here you go. I'll clench my butthole when I get. scared so we Opposites. Attract here you. go that's why go it's like closing the. Vault that's why we're here today yeah. dude they were checking for people with. Autism at the mall the other day have. you ever seen like have you ever seen. anything like that no yeah they had like.

a popup Booth or something and they were. I guess they can check for it at the. mall or whatever it's like a photo booth. go in there or something yeah it just. develops a thing you're like oh this guy. yeah. who your green. brother no and yeah a lady was even. doing like a like one of those pen tests. with somebody or whatever I was like oh. yeah I was like I don't think that's I. don't think that person has autism or. whatever might just be drunk yeah check. him he's got some funky shoes on some.

guy goes some guy has to walk home. because he can't drive his wife like. what's wrong and he's like I have autis. yeah like an angry drunk too he's like. drinking nothing but Fireball and. pissing his pants mad at the world. Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday. Tuesday um scatch man have fun I'll see. you at Shane Gillis tonight um and yeah. I just hope to get to see you in the. future man thanks for being somebody. yeah that makes it just seem like hey no. matter who I am I can just kind of be. you know yes sir and I can have some.

confidence in myself and um and yeah and. I can just have a good time you know yes. sir thanks for coming and spending time. and just uh making me laugh man it's. really exactly no thank you for having. me it's uh the hospitality been amazing. you know you're someone I've looked up. to for for a while and it's amazing to. be here and thank you for having me yeah. you bet brother um yes sir brother yeah. and uh okay great man thanks yeah thanks. for coming man and I'll see you at the. show tonight yes sir it sounds fun all. right sounds good brother all right.

brother thank you brother bye brother. now I'm just floating on theze. anding like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my b. [Music]. but it's going to.