Shirt's Too Short | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #179

today's episode is brought to you by. gray block pizza gray block pizza 18:11. Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach. in Los Angeles gray block get that. hitter let's get in here with a little. bit of gun. I've seen home in about a hundred days I. can almost hear mama bleep for my.

restless soul and now he made a dollar. night spell but where it's going ain't. kill me yet I still get wet I'm bound go. you. we can roll right. [Music].

they're making their time. [Music]. you know what man that's a little too. slow for me at the moment dude let me. back out of that one. and let's just get right into to that. hitter. [Music].

[Music]. I want to get a harmonica told you we. should get one I'm just sitting on your. front porch wandering how could I be so. far oh come on and my mind is somewhere. else but when I found it our patch up. where it's been grown don't be too cool.

to sing with it man come on get out of. that. [Music]. [Music]. little time for me to sell that pocket.

break. and let myself all my shine. [Music]. just that is shine by Bishop gun and you.

know what this boys are touring Europe. right now I think about that I think. about you know a couple of long-haired. Nair do wells and decently do Wells. trawl up and around Europe with their. instruments and they're you know they've. probably been up all night you know. doing music and drinking liquor and.

trying to learn German or whatever and. I'll just picture those boys just. [ __ ] living their lives over there. and that's exciting that's exciting man. I hope they're over there doing all kind. of just living doing drugs sex rock and. roll and living hard and if you have. never never seen Bishop Gunn. there on a European tour right now and I. do recommend checking them out they do.

not pay for this service from me they. are friends of mine and and when I. listen to their music it makes me feel. good oh thank you guys thanks for being. here what am i doing I am sitting here. in the studio and do my shirt I kind of. wore a short shirt you ever freaking. leave the house in a short shirt dang. man like if your shirt is regular you.

never even think about it if it's a good. length I got to have a specificall. length shirt to feel my own self comfort. because if I have too long of a shirt I. feel like I'm like one of the um you. know Seven Dwarfs that one that's always. sleepy you know dozer or whatever his. name is you know who I'm gonna [ __ ]. know what they are now sneezy a dozy or. something you know one of them or if. it's too short I feel like a damn little.

I feel like a little [ __ ] white. chocolate Hershey kiss that somebody's. trying to like a little kind of. gentleman trying to meet other gentlemen. out there on you know under a porch. lighter under a lamp you know under a. big tall city lamp but that's you know. if it's too short I'm just that is you. know that makes me so I just like God I. just don't know what's going on I just. feel like my butt cheeks don't even know. each other when I have a real short. shirt on I just feel uncomfortable I.

feel strikingly uncomfortable when I'm. in a short shirt so this one's a little. short you can't see because I'm sitting. down and well it doesn't even really. matter so whatever good to be here with. you I am you know I'm about you know. well I'm about maybe 90 days off at a. pornography right now and that's cool.

that's pretty you know I feel good about. myself for that now I'm still an open. you know I've open up some snapchats and. got some wild coot. you know just that's the thing about. snapchat snapchat. that's like Pandora's boxing glove you. know you open it up and bite out. something you know Pandora the you know. Satan's little daughter Pandora just hit. you with it damn you know it could be. anything. you know some guys sleeping at work or a.

cooter punch just a random cooter. somebody's sending you through the. airwaves some [ __ ] airwave cooter. just hit you right out of that snapchat. is very dangerous snapchat it's like. it's like monkeying around powerlines. you ever seen the commercials they used. to have with the monkey and you think. he's safe and everything and he's just. hanging out. but then he grabs that power line and. kills himself and that's like paid. that's like a snapchat you think it. might be you know open it up it's gonna.

be could be a couple cookies or you know. little you know little daniels out there. [ __ ] you know shining up his. rollerskates and he's ready to do. something you know just like a little do. a little sidewalk adventure in the. neighborhood. you know ready to just kind of cruise. past the little girls that selling. girl-scout cookies but then you open up. that next snapchat and it's some girl. giving that bgz out there you know out. there outside of Philadelphia. or something one of them Turnpike bee. gees and it's uh it's very alarming you.

never know what you're gonna get it's. like going door-to-door in a haunted. house and sometimes things aren't that. haunted it's just some guy crying or. something you know and he just bought a. plant and he's you know it could be. somebody has a flat tire somebody. singing happy birthday to their little. cousin but then BAM somebody hit you. with that freestyle coochie out the. thing you like jeepers is this what you. know is just what we want is this what.

the Lord wants I don't know I don't know. but I'm feeling good about being off. that pornography man I feel good you. know I didn't know how I first of all I. couldn't do it if it wasn't for you know. I put these apps on my phone mobis sip. and covenant eyes on my computer so. those two apps one on each and it just. prevents it so I don't feel the need to. do it or if I you know I got in this bad. habit of just jerking out at night and.

getting my body to just make magic you. know just make that magic [ __ ]. saltwater at night and I got kind of. used to it and and it used to be fun I. used to be on being sexual and being. naughty you know sometime I would put. both my hands together and make love to. my hands like that in the middle of them. like I had you know and pretend my hands. had like a little name like Samantha or. something but after that it just became. just this one-handed you know crazy guy.

and I would just kind of get my own. wiener out at night and just just not. even give it a chance to really think. about much and just you just you know. just end up kind of jerking out. so I'm glad I'm just and I've just broke. the habit that's what it was it was bad. habit so now I'll still do masturbation. I'll still do self masturbation. sometimes but I'm not doing it just as a.

nightly weird habit and I've noticed. that I just feel better I feel I just. feel a little bit more in control I. don't feel like I as obsessed with sex. or thinking about you know no hmm-hmm. you know or anything like that or you. know like I won't be at the arm you know. sometimes you'll be somewhere and. something will remind you of something. sexual you'll be at the fair and you see.

like a funnel cake here like damn that. thing looks like a pretty you know kind. of like a fried little yeah you know but. I'm not having any thoughts like that. now I'm just more because my brain isn't. thinking sex first it's just thinking. about other stuff and it's giving my. brain more space to think so it's it's. been undo if you listen to the first you. know 120 episodes of the podcast it's. really about me trying not to watch. pornography and struggling and just to. not have that struggle in my life and.

it's so quickly it went away for years. it was this weird cycle that was in my. head you know just like oh I'm lonesome. I feel uncomfortable I better you know. touch you know make sure my Weiner still. you know is at least on my team that's. kind of how it was sometimes I think I. would even masturbate because it was. like well if the world you know at least. if I jerk my cell at least you know my. Weiner I'm gonna prove that my Weiner.

something is on my team and I don't have. a puppy or like a wife or anything like. that so it would just be the closest. thing I could reach really especially if. you're lazy and that's your ween that's. that we mean boy. so feeling excited about that. the other day I was on Twitter and. accidentally went on a page that had. something sexual and shut it down quick. but it's nice it used to be I'd be in. the fruit section at the grocery.

and everything in now I'm thinking dang. bro I'm not trying to be sexual but you. know a lot of these you know kind of mid. to larger size vegetables look like they. want to [ __ ] you know I mean you see a. dang you know you see a decent yellow. squash over your there you like damn it. that [ __ ] [ __ ] is trying to back. that thing up you get different ideas. you know you see a couple of plums kind. of huddled together you're like holy.

smokes these plums wants a foursome you. know where you get these wild ideas but. the other day I went through the produce. section I don't anything about anything. I just thought about well you know well. you know maybe I'll have a salad soon so. it's nice to just be having regular. thoughts and just have gotten out of. that expanse in my mind that you know. that kind of dirty road that my mind was. going down a lot of times what else is.

going on with me oh I'm going to Boston. well I'm going to New York this week on. Wednesday and I'm going to do two. barstool radio so that should be pretty. cool I have not spent any time with. those guys and what else this week am I. going and doing want to tape something. tomorrow that should be pretty cool you. know if you like hot sauce it'll be good. so kind of like nervous and excited.

about you know things I don't like to. you know I don't like to sometimes get. too excited because you know you just. don't want to get your hopes up you know. my shoulders are sore sometimes from. keeping my hopes up so I like to try and. keep things a little bit level but also. to try and just enjoy what's going on. and be excited and we got the Andrew. Schultz episode if you haven't met this. bad cracker he's out of Manhattan and.

he's just living free man and he's doing. it his way and he came in studio we're. gonna put that out this week and it was. awesome and he's a neat man we're. excited it was cool to have him. be around him what else is happening man. I got uh what else is going on with me. not much I've been trying to focus on. like going to some different meetings. you know I go to these sobriety meetings. going to some of that and and I'm just. trying to feel a little bit more like.

myself I got on the chantix so a little. scary if you haven't taken chantix it. feels like a really weak person is. trying to hold on to your lungs. sometimes you know like trying to hold. your lungs that's what it feels like and. it feels like a couple children that. haven't been fed very much they have. eaten okay we're not starving these. children in my imagination but they. haven't eaten much it feel like they're.

kind of holding onto your lungs and. don't you know not letting you inhale. very much and that's what it feels like. and it makes the taste of a cigarette. like unenjoyable and that's when I think. about it for me cigarettes have been. unenjoyable for a while I doesn't want. to be addicted I don't know if one day I. might I want to enjoy a cigarette I just. don't want to feel like I have to enjoy. a cigarette to be okay or to get through.

a moment and I don't like thinking about. cigarettes I'm gonna be able to enjoy. the moment that I'm in in my life. because I'll do do it I'll look I'll go. I'll be on a waterslide and I'll write. I'll be about to get on that [ __ ] and. my mind I'm like it'll say a little. trickery to me say hey little fella with. that little wet body if you go down this. slide and you're and you're well-behaved. you can have a you a little cigarette at. the bottom. and that's when my mind telling me stuff. like that so so yeah you know I'm trying.

to just be more active and take action. and make somebody you know make some of. the changes I've been thinking about for. a long time and and that feels pretty. cool what else did I do this weekend do. not I was up at the Comedy Store you. know a lot of people are still I've. still been talking about Brody Stephens. and you know and losing Brody and and a.

friend of mine went to clean out his. apartment or not clean it out not steal. nothing but just be a part of you know -. you know taking you know taking down his. things and you know cuz somebody has to. clean up when you pass away somebody has. to clean up and you know he was telling. he was saying man it's amazing how much. stuff people have and he was saying to. say how interesting it was that you know. Brody didn't have like a Canon same. amount but he had a lot and it just it.

made me think like man when I leave when. I leave the earth I think about all the. things I'm gonna leave behind that. somebody's gonna have to freakin deal. with it made me think almost I want a. booby-trap some [ __ ] you know. you know paja - [ __ ] mousetrap and a. thing of um you know cotton so. somebody's reaching they're like all. this a softbox what's in here maybe a. little Vaz or some you know some. different type of treasure. BAM [ __ ] pain that's what's in.

that box. I'm going to Boston this week I'm one in. New York for one night on Wednesday and. then I'm gonna go to Boston. Thursday Medford if you have not been to. the show it's at the chevalier Theatre. in Medford San Jose sold-out that's in a. couple weeks and more tickets will be. coming on sale I believe maybe even. today for that Australia everybody's.

been asking and we're gonna add some. more shows over there I don't know where. they're gonna be I don't know what's. gonna happen we're figuring it out right. now and when I say we I just mean me. really and just the calendar it's kind. of it and just how much I can do. also March 29th and 30th I'm at stand-up. live in Phoenix Arizona April 5th and. six Kansas City improv Kansas City. Missouri about to add some more shows. for that and April 26 and April 27th the.

Palm Beach improv in West Palm Beach. Florida May 3rd and 4th at Caroline's in. New York City and I just want to say. thank you you know for everybody that's. been listening to the podcast and paying. attention and you know I've been. thinking a lot about this week about how. you know really just how lucky I am and. a lot of times I come in here and I. complain about what's going on in my.

life and you know I don't mean to. complain I just you know I have a tough. time in the regular world I have a tough. time in it and and for me that's just. the way I operate you know you ever seen. a do with no legs on the [ __ ] on a. bike and that's me that's how I operate. in the world it's just it takes a little. it takes a lot for me to feel okay and. you guys have done that man you guys.

have been so supportive so I just want. to thank you and and I'm ready a man I'm. ready - I'm ready to do my best I'm. ready to entertain at a good level and. make people and just bring it and just. you know I'm ready to bring the power. and make us have fun and help and be a. part of having fun and you guys have. been just so supportive and it just it. it means a lot you know I'm getting to. live my dream out you know I'm getting.

to live my dream and I can't like. there's no way I could do that by myself. so thank you a couple of news things. that I did Arad started on Saturday and. if you're not familiar with the Iditarod. you know it's um. Alaska Alaska day I think if you up. there long enough you get a little. probably lazy you know or just snowed in.

and so you hire a [ __ ] bunch of dogs. to pull you across the continent and. these dogs man these are some real. Wolf's dogs Wolf's probably a [ __ ]. skinny bear with a big nose you know all. kind of animals a [ __ ] fox that's on. HGH who knows what they you know what. Mother Nature is serving up there. I mean Alaska is like the like the. icebox it's a it's like the freezer.

section of a mare of the really of. America and the world think about it. your memory when you in the grocery you. in regular sections you're walking. around and got the Ritz crackers you. know somebody put a thing of pickled. cabbages or something little you know. those little what does it call with the. butter fingers they got those beautiful. I [ __ ] used to [ __ ] eat a. Butterfinger right when I get to the. grocery boy dude it if I ain't buying.

this [ __ ] son of meat and I'm hiding a. wrapper under a couple cabbages over. there by the produce areas but here's. what I'm saying is remember when you're. walking through the grocery everything's. casual and they got them some more you. know those are you know with the arm. with the little guys that live in the. trees the arm. then cobbler ELLs boy dem crackers they. got them little crackers they got the. raisins Raisinets some of the [ __ ].

came out with Raisinets do you know a. feminist probably couldn't handle. raisins. just doing their thing because they used. to have a little dance team and stuff on. television and somebody came out with. Raisinets and that's some bad [ __ ] in. a bag right there and they ain't [ __ ]. around but but anyway you cruisin. through everything is warm it's. comfortable cozy and then you get to the. freezer section do you could lose a. friend in the [ __ ] freezer section of.

the grocery when you were kid and you. walk in and you're like suddenly your. mom opens that thing and as I walk you. don't know what's going on you can't. remember who both your parents are your. eyes don't work that good your [ __ ]. shoulders turn all red you get nervous. and just because your mom wants to get a. couple of seconds and if we do this.

crazy back in there in the freezer. section man anything they got you know. and you hope it's ice cream but it's not. your mom's getting them teriyaki meals. over there some [ __ ] [ __ ] you. know lean Gene Okerlund cuisine you know. these little 60 calories and then look. it's served in the damn half of a. [ __ ] Space Shuttle the thing just you. know everything got does that Zekey. sauce on it and you're losing your. [ __ ] mind bro that freezer second.

make you what do it oh I would I would. put on a couple coats for I go on the. into the frozen food area when you're a. kid and you reach over then he said that. big part with the big turkeys and the. chickens in there that [ __ ] used to be. freezing when I was a kid now it's like. safety precautions and this and that and. you know the dead animals don't even. like to be at real cold temperatures. because they little [ __ ] but when I. was young man I'm turkey doesn't thing. was that four degrees in there you reach. over there and catch one of them.

butterball hitters. did I remember I turned there ever one. time one of the turkey had been you know. it was dead it was like man [ __ ] cold. damn they serving him up but the. Iditarod is that they put these cold. dogs out there and these [ __ ]. run to a fire they put a fire you know I. mean it's a thousand mile race so they. put a thought they put a fire a thousand. miles from these dogs and they so they. so cold they'll run to that [ __ ].

and there's 52 teams 14 dogs on each. team do you know I'd be that dog out. there at night Ron oh boy waking up the. other dogs you know I'm saying rolling a. little [ __ ] pork cutlet over by a. little wall you know maybe by a little. one you know a Weimaraner or something.

you get that bad [ __ ] get you know they. got a couple female German Shepherds out. there and they say they into some wild. [ __ ] I've seen them on the Internet and. off we're gonna roll a pork cutlet over. there with my chin and forgive that. [ __ ] that cut but you know and then I. you know while she's giving it while. she's enjoying that cutlet I give her. that rib you feel me. you know what I'm saying that thirty. first rib baby that wiener but it takes. nine days apparently it starts in Willow.

Alaska it finishes in Nome Alaska. it takes nine days $50,000 for the. winter and and I bet that's pretty. exciting you know if I were somebody who. was crazy I would hide some hamburger. meat in the snow and watch the whole. [ __ ] race go AWOL son did you hide a. [ __ ] um one of those water burgers in. there. dude a dog will go probably at least 200.

yards off track for a Down water burger. but that's the Iditarod it's a special. thing you can wear your snow equipment. it's probably dudes looking for women. I mean Alaska is the kind of place. you'll go a thousand miles you know just. because you heard a titty upwind do you. know that's Alaska you know I'm saying. they have rumors even if you hear even a. rumor that somebody gave birth to twin. girls you'll you know you'll drive over.

just to you know drop a gift off for the. ladies just in case you meet them 18. years later when everybody's a legal age. to date and to talk and to have you know. gin and tonics so it's different out. there what else Steven Speilberg wants. to keep Netflix and other streaming. platforms from having their films. considered for the Oscars spielberg has. made it clear in the past that he thinks. Netflix films qualify only as TV movies.

fit for fit for Emmy consideration and. not as films you know this is really. interesting because I've thought that a. little bit that Netflix starts to feel. kind of stale it just starts to feel. like everything is sort of the same you. know what I'm saying it's like you ever. see that Cisco truck they have the Cisco. truck it's always out back of a. restaurant and they always they got. everything in there everything from you. know little you could get anything you.

want little you know Veals little you. know veal squares or whatever um what. else. grapes napkins everything but you can. order it all from this one company so at. a certain point everything is just from. the same place at all you know it all. kind of just feels the same a little bit. and I think that way about Netflix. sometimes it's it kind of loses some of. its identity because everything on there.

I'm just like oh this is just another. Netflix movie it is different and it. feels different so that's interesting. point cuz I've thought that I'm like ah. you know a lot of these movies is just. like is that really a movie or is. just you know some [ __ ] long. television that they made I think it. doesn't feel like a movie especially I. think maybe to me in my generation.

because for movies for us they started. in the theater and these movies aren't. starting in the theater and so it's. coming to on your small screen on your. computer first so it probably does have. that different vibe but Netflix. everything just starts to feel like oh. here's a show here's a show this this. this for some reason it all kind of has. a little bit of this same film on it. like it was all just brought over by the. same Cisco truck or was you ever get an. egg somewhere or a piece of um you ever.

get a french fry at a restaurant and. they cook it next to the fish or in the. same oil like you'll have a french fry. on you like Dan a fry got a little bit. of carp in the back of it well that is. what I'm talking about Netflix. everything have that little bit of fish. taste in it so I get that vibe so I I. have to agree with Spielberg after. groups be Steve Steve. stem Steven Spielberg I met some of the.

complaints are there about the streaming. services how much they spend on Oscar. marketing campaigns so they're saying. that oh these people are just spending. all this money on this marketing to get. these awards and then they are then they. aren't even you know the the movies. aren't even in theaters where people can. see them in that facet you know I'll say. this to what a lot of people don't. realize is you know they put these. movies out they put all these kind of.

fancy sort of what I think user not even. that good a movies out around the Oscars. times I mean movies have got nothing bad. like I felt like when I was younger a. movie was a real deal you know it was. sorry getting over bronchitis you know a. movie was just a different thing it was. um there was something to it it was I.

don't know it just felt like it was. always going to be good and now you can. make a bad movie and the company that. funded the movie also owns the. advertising you know the PR companies so. then they have their own company write. an article under a different name and. put it out and say hey this is a great. movie when they know it's not they don't. care they don't care what else what else.

is going mmm. [Music]. Bryce Harper signed a three hundred. thirty million dollar contract with the. Philadelphia Phillies can you imagine. that money three hundred and thirty. million with the do you go by can you. buy Philadelphia for that you could at. least buy Punxsutawney PA and own that. little durable I would do with that much.

money again how you not gonna do cocaine. how soon do you all want this guy doing. cocaine because you telling me this. Bryce Harper's gots 330 mm million. dollars dude there's no way I'm putting. 1 million of that towards the great. white north you know what I'm saying. that [ __ ] knows Alaska baby yeah.

I'm [ __ ] that Pablo Escobar's baby I. buy a [ __ ] straight-up swig gallon of. cocaine have anybody ever bought a. gallon of cocaine because that's what I. would be oh yeah let me get a uhm glad. bag full of cocaine also fill up my. [ __ ] hat while you're at it just yeah. oh no don't feel it today or fill it put. that you know give me that mogul baby. throw that freaking us that [ __ ].

dusty snout chowder on there because I'm. looking for the Lord you feel me I think. it's too much money to give someone at. once. it doesn't seem safe so let's see what. happens to him Bryce Harper taking that. what I like to call the cocaine. challenge you got three hundred and. thirty million dollars do it I would. have a stripper dancing on each shoulder. a really small stripper you know so you.

could just look over like that and smell. him tain't pants. you know feel me smell them [ __ ] milk. bungalows baby so I'm just welcome to. what I like to call the cocaine. challenge Bryce Harper you got three. hundred thirty million dollars then I. get my nuts gold-plated boy when I sat. down you would hear a thing. when I sat in any chair like what was.

that something wrong with the chair naw. something's right with my nuts I got. these 14 karat gonads bruh and daddy's. thing ready to do business the good luck. Bryce Harper I'm sorry I'm sniffling I. feel like I've been on the Iditarod I'm. sorry that I'm sick I hope you guys. aren't sick I know a lot of people been. going around and getting sick and if you. are getting sick I'm sorry about that. now I gotta let you guys know about a.

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studio that was interesting. you know Damian is an interesting dude. man I didn't I mean he really I think he. just connects with the world differently. I think he's always been like this guy. you got a you know who had a lot to. prove to himself which I can relate to. and I can understand and we all can. probably. and I just think I don't think he you.

know I think the world is kind of like. this this if the world is like this. purple he's kind of like this blue and. this red and he is of the world but he's. also he's different he just doesn't mix. with it as smoothly as others do you. know it was interesting you know he. talks about like Brotherhood and this. comedy Brotherhood but he never seems to. be in that he always seems to just be. doing his own thing but I don't think he. does it on purpose I think it's just the.

way that he interacts with the world but. also what the [ __ ] do I know you know. I'm just sharing my experience so but I. was glad that he came in it was you know. that's the most I've ever talked to him. by far you know a lot of guys you speak. with them a decent amount and then you. know he kind of just does his own thing. you know he just kind of does his own. thing but he's a funny man and he's had.

some very unique experiences that many. in the world will never have baby we got. a couple calls that came in I want to. take a few let's get this hitter right. here. hae-jin thank you for calling and thank. you to everybody in Houston I you know I. I know last week I just talked about. Brody a lot and man it was a special. time I had a great time beautiful club. I'd go back guys I would shoot a special. there sometime or record an album and I. kind of wish that I had but thank you.

guys so much. onward I'm calling to let you know that. my soon to be eggs dude and I were at. the show on Saturday oh wow so I hope I. didn't hope I didn't say anything to. just hope y'all parted ways amicably. because I thought it was a good show and. it was awesome I mean your hair to see. it and that's cool glory is just. something to behold. oh thank you and that's how it is you.

know that front that's uh that's the. front is really. that's that I got that flower in the. front I got that power in the back baby. you know I got that sprout and I got. that spout you feel me I got that reach. and I got that teach in the back you. know so a lot of things like a lot of. time I'll peek my head out in the. [ __ ] raccoon you didn't even know it. been living around your house you'll. [ __ ] show up you know animals want to.

[ __ ] when I really get mine when I take. a hat off animals want to [ __ ] but thank. you for the compliment um thank you for. coming thank you for coming back we. appreciate you know everything that you. do and your show is amazing I learn a. lot and I feel a lot and yeah I'm like. [ __ ] that gave you the the Dean Martin. roast of Michael Landon so I hope you.

like it anyway you know Gang Gang Gang. Gang lovely yeah I did get that I don't. have a DVD player at the moment so I. have some DVDs I'm still been meaning to. watch I got a um somebody sent me some. photos from a wedding in December I got. a watch I want to watch you know what. else do I have uh Saving Private Ryan. and then I'm gonna watch that that uh. roast of Michael Landon roast by Dean. Martin that you gave me and thank you.

very sweet of you and I do remember that. sorry I'm still a little sick but thank. you for that as always if you are. dealing with something or want to share. something or struggling with something. you can hit the hotline nine eight five. six six four nine five zero three. you know this podcast is some time as. its well who knows what it is it is what. it is so you know I'm not trying to put. it in a box I mean [ __ ] I'm just happy. that we're still going I'm very grateful.

for that. oh I do wanna let you know this we try. to do a single mom in Houston and she. had to cancel so she had to cancel and. this is the second time that happened in. a row to us there was it was Columbus. and Houston that both the single moms. had to can. so almost the day before so last minute. and so we had to you know we couldn't do. it we didn't do it so we'll be finding. some of these upcoming cities if you.

have a single mom that you think would. be good to come out in San Jose or in. Phoenix or Tempe Arizona please hit the. hotline nine eight five six six four. nine five zero three this doesn't need. to be your girlfriend it's nobody like. that this isn't your mother we're. looking for a woman who has young. children who could use who's a hard. worker who could use a night out you. know we want to make you know we just.

want to make them have what we want to. help them have fun be a part of it and. and we want them we'll pay for the. sitter but we still donated on some. money to the mother from Houston to do. something nice with her children and I. want to thank our patreon supporters for. that let's take another call. Phyllis vo from Indiana woe from India. dang boy that's condiment country India.

a lot of time in India they don't have. meat so they don't have meat you might. get some cracker and they don't have. meat on it instead they put sauce color. that's it mm-hmm cuz after me comes. sauce and if they don't have meat BAM. [ __ ] straight to sauce that's. India. that's condiment country they'll put. anything on the damn cracker bro green. spice red spice and you trying them in. like over you have you had this yellow. [ __ ] spice Oh.

welcome to India oh you tried the green. in the red and the yellow have you had. this [ __ ] base paisa what about this. have you had this [ __ ] orange spice. sauce you're like Jesus I can't even. feel my damn face anymore and they're. like yeah you're in India. watch your face [ __ ] burn while a. monkey sneaks up and picks your pocket. and that's India man beautiful country. beautiful people I mean just and the.

smiles on the faces of the children. there and. there when I was a student for a week. and uh I mean it's just no plumbing but. goddamn I mean the but I mean you could. you know it's kind of it's this country. you kind of just want to flush the. handle once and just get all uh you know. get everything out of there and you know. get all the they got a lot of just loose. duty I mean you'll see you know you'll. see a kid in his buddy just humming a.

little you know humming a little TR. doubt their turd just throwing it back. and forth you're like damn what are they. doing or don't we shooting marbles with. a little hard in the little goose. pellets little duties from goose that's. India but let's hear more on word just. what's real but you're okay episode I. just want to say and then you always. talk about you on this field okay and.

you know I'm sorry about your friend the. pathways I think a lot of us had that. and a lot of your your things and the. people that call in want to tell you do. you are okay it is that empathy and. compassion that you show for everybody. that's what makes you a pen man and you. need to find a way to quantify that in. your life and and do you okay with that.

find a piece and Goering men appreciate. that you know it's funny you say that. because I've been thinking about that. you know I uh sorry eyes had to swallow. some mucus but you have been thinking. about. you know at some point in my life I have. to get on through these this stuff these. feelings of what you know what makes you. know the feelings of inadequacy the. feelings I have to but I think sometimes.

it's a it's a it's a never-ending kind. of competition because it's just. something that's in me and for me that's. my alcoholism. you know that's this thing inside of me. that will never be it'll never be really. a solid foundation but I have I can. learn to work with it better and that's. what I'm trying to learn right now is. just tools to work with it better but. thank you for saying that man you know. sometimes yeah it's like I feel like I'm. not okay but really if I ask myself I.

just feel this invisible it's almost. like a bunch of bees buzzing around you. know and it's just this little this. weird energy that's just around me that. something is wrong and it's inside of me. to it they're under my skin and it's in. me and it's just you know it's just a. discomfort and I think sometimes I have. to constantly try and do things that. that showed me in front of my face that. I am like if I don't do.

in front of me that I won't feel it. inside of me you know and it's just the. way that I interact with the world. sometimes but thank you man thank you. for saying that you know I just I really. I thought a lot about that when Brody. took his own life and I just made me. think you know so often we have this. world where people if somebody isn't. okay they can't say it and in sometimes.

we feel like we have to know exactly. what's wrong and that I guess that's. kind of more what I was thinking about. is you don't if you're not okay you can. just say hey you know I'm not okay I. don't even know what's wrong with me but. I'm just not okay because I think that. that's a feeling that a lot of people. can really relate to but that's nice you. to call and get that message and I give. that message to uh I'm gonna reflect.

that message back out to anybody else. out there that's feeling like they're. not enough right now or just feeling. that they're not man you're okay I. promise if you listen in to this [ __ ]. [ __ ] then you're probably okay if you're. not okay go listen to Chris D'Elia go. listen to you know Bobby Lee that wild. little [ __ ] Viet bruh that dude Jesus. Christ bro I mean somebody said you. could draw his penis and like less than. a second so he gots really a unique.

wiener but if you're not okay there's. things you know you can listen to these. guys and they'll make you laugh that's. what I mean but thank you for the nice. message let's take another call yo. what's good do she's [ __ ] Stan of the. podcast. anyways get straight to the point gang. [ __ ] gang gang gang daddy and you. calling out there and you sound like you. might be on some uppers or downers right. now you might be on a little [ __ ] a. couple handfuls a sidewinder son and I.

ain't mad at you homework alright so my. name is William Reese I'm a full-blood. made of American I live oh hell yeah. dude welcome back man I want to say that. on behalf of everybody you know people. think every. you know you know people's mad about the. fights or whatever that happened Dances. with Wolves and all that [ __ ]. dude I say welcome back so you know.

we're good. onward I live in Oklahoma and I'm part. of the Kickapoo tribe wow man that's. beautiful dude somebody in my family was. part Native American or Indian they. called it but I'm not sure who it was. let's hear more and I've been really. digging the stick ass larger you know. we've been talking for about two months. now and like I just liked I wanna maker. 100% mine dang boy you talkin about that.

[ __ ] you talking about reeling in. there whitey huh we got a Native. American right here [ __ ] Kickapoo. Kenny over here but the wheel and that. white girl dude that's what I'm talking. about beige power son you know what I'm. saying that cross-pollination dude you. know I'm saying dot that feather bro do. it do we do it. but be careful here's what I'm saying. you got to read these history books man. I remember cuz the history books you.

know a lot of native dudes they went for. that white you know that white you know. they saw that white salmon that sexy. white salmon flopping in a distance and. y'all went over there you know to put it. in your basket and you got the syphilis. or somebody came and stabbed or whatever. or you lost the battle but so just be. careful you know I would make sure her. intention she don't have any you know. her cousin ain't waiting over the ledge.

to pounce on you you know I know it was. different times back then and it was. just when things were more you know. colonial people just stealing each. other's land. I mean people was just you know it was. still [ __ ] New Jack city and times are. different now and if you you know it. seemed like you probably know we're good. if y'all are in love but you know I. would glance out a couple history books. bull run what else french-indian war. French American War whatever.

and look [ __ ] the French brah so that's. definite and we all know that isn't that. crazy even Native Americans no [ __ ] the. French the French dude what have they. done bro made hats yeah so and made. cheese different cheese is hard to. pronounce so anyway let's hear more from. you all word a but my grandma she's very. cold rural and traditional and she like.

to stick to our ways without respect. you know but she's kind of against it. because she's scared we will lose our. bloodline you know being full Native. American then a boy and it's crazy. because Native American that na also. means Narcotics Anonymous and sometimes. you know you know you'll see a Cherokee. just you know run over and just hatch it. right into a bottle of gin you know what. I'm saying all we know so many of us are.

around the mean itit states anymore you. know hmm. but anyways yes where can I kind of meet. my grandmother in the middle right or. should I go - as far as giving up on. this white girl this huge-ass I had for. some solid advice mr. Yvonne thank you. for the call that's sweet of you to call. in let me get your name again yo look. good Theo. Hughes [ __ ] fan of the podcast.

anyways get straight to the point okay. she didn't give it but thank you for the. call brother and moon brother I think I. should say you know moon brother land. brother all of that River you know River. buddy everything I want to do total you. know I'm supportive of you guys and you. know someone in my family I think it on. my father's side was something Cherokee. you know percent Aztec or something I.

don't know I gotta. I've got to look through the charts and. everything but it's a great question you. know what do you do if you want you know. because that has to be kind of a unique. experience because you're exploiting do. you have bro let me tell you this every. time I'm very sorry about that. you have your right man you have a real. you got that you know you got that. Aquafina and then you know you got that.

white girl over there with that thick. [ __ ] Evian boy and y'all trying to. stream team so and this [ __ ] ain't. really h2 okay with your grandmother. you know she likes that [ __ ]. authentic drip she likes that Folgers. and you rollin in here trying to [ __ ]. spice up into those Keurig cups so I. think I think one of the first thing you.

could do is just have her spend time. with the young lady you know because I. believe that you know I believe that it. it probably would take a real experience. more than you just convincing her you. know if you can have if you can help. them have a real experience together you. know maybe you guys could all you know. maybe you could have a traditional meal.

and you know have your grandmother. explain to the young lady what these. different foods you know mean or where. the recipes come from cuz yeah I mean. you look with the blood you got in you. right now. you got pure Native American blood dude. out you could probably sell four pints. of that to Joe Rogan on the dark web I. mean Brian and Brandon fighter in the. comm canary they'll [ __ ] buy do you.

they would be brother they'll sip. they'll sip that stuff out right out of. your tailpipe you got that from the. earth you got that salty drip I mean you. got [ __ ] birds in your blood daddy. you got that snake hitter. and they want that [ __ ] you got that. powwow boy but I think it's nice that. you actually first of all I think is. nice you have concern for your. grandmother that you respect what she. thinks and it is important these days I.

think it's really important people want. to think like you know I don't think. there's anything wrong with taking that. much pride in your culture where if you. wanted to say you know I want to have a. child that is this then that's okay it. doesn't mean you don't want to do other. things it just means that that's your. preference but you've been tempted by. that white thick thick you know you've. been tempted by that [ __ ] in that loud. loud bra like somebody just blew two.

white [ __ ] two milky creamy you know. two big vape circles right next to each. other and that's that white ass that. fancy white ass coming over the hillside. and that kind of struggle wagon and you. get over there and you snacking on it. and having a little tasty taste and then. BAM boy [ __ ] you know you know couple. dudes couple young you know her little. cousins sneak out the back with that.

thing a gunpowder so man what would I do. here if I was in love with someone of a. different race or ethnicity or culture. and I was scared of what my family would. think I think yet doing heaven maybe. maybe see if you know I mean I think it. would be a lot but I think it would be. really really cool if you learn some. traditional things from your grandmother. or took some of her experiences and see. how if you're this girl you care about. let her know how much it means that your.

grandmother means this much to you and. it means as much as you honor some of. their traditions and see what her. thoughts are on it the young lady might. have some ideas oh well this should be. really cool what if we did this and we. you know I was in up in st. Cloud. Minnesota one time or Minnetonka and. they had a minnetonka tribe up there and. and I went to a festival they had and it. was amazing. man seeing the beadwork and seeing the a.

lot of the family fun you know the. little children the Papoose is bruh and. the little pep boots or whatever the. boys just seeing them playing that fun. and just you know with that culture and. it's beautiful you know just a beautiful. a lot of Native Americans I mean there's. beautiful hair beautiful skin tone so. yeah it's it is important it's important. that you're thinking about it that's a.

good question for our listeners. you know I've no I haven't been in a lot. of interracial relationships I do think. about it sometimes you know I think. about adopting like um kids uh not like. I want kids of other ethnicities but I. have these you know a lot of times. visions come into my life that are you. know I think from a higher power and I. think that and a lot of those have come. true in my life and and sometimes I have.

a vision of me raising like a Hispanic. kid and that may sound crazy or you know. because I know that if you know my. higher power if God's gonna bless me. with you know the ability to take care. of you know to feed a family and to feed. myself and then I can help someone else. you know I know that I you know I. believe that I could do that I don't. know that I could but sometimes I'm.

hopeful that I could and so sometimes. this vision I have a vision of having my. own family but then I'm also having an. inclusion into my own family. that's from somewhere else so that's a. good question for our listeners if you. have suggestions what do you you know. what might be a good suggestion and some. people might say look you know some. people don't think it's great to mix. ethnicities and to me they want and I. don't look I don't think there's. anything wrong with that either I don't. think there's anything wrong with it if.

somebody wants to be traditional that's. fine. everybody you know it's like I think. it's kind of messed up in America it's. like. can have all types of different meetings. like you know Filipino you know jugglers. they can meet you know Mexican you know. kin Senora Papi's you know they can meet. you know black you know black railroad.

you know mason party they could meet you. know you know Japanese ice cream lovers. can meet but the second white anything. wants to meet people say oh now that's. [ __ ] up I don't think that's [ __ ] up. I don't think I think it's like anybody. should be able to meet up if they're. meeting up for you know and they're over. there sharpening swords and [ __ ] they're. gonna come across the street and that's. kind of wack but but I think anybody.

should be able to meet up and it should. have a group of the runner I know I went. off on a tangent but I think any of our. listeners nine eight five six six four. nine five zero three what suggestions. would you have for this what do you. think about it and um and it's okay. whatever your real thoughts are whatever. your you know if if you feel like it's. you know I think you know I think I. think whatever you know love is gonna. win so if you're really in love that's. probably gonna win out but how do you. love your grandmother oh sorry so full.

of mucus right now oh I feel like there. is a [ __ ] odd or swimming in back and. forth between my nose and my throat. mmm and I don't want to keep eating it. or you're not eating it but you know. swallowing it but I do I'm sorry I'm. sorry. so there you go ninety five six six four. nine five zero three maybe some. suggestions for this young man but I. thank you for that call man and thank. you for you know wanting to know what I.

think about it and yeah bet it's totally. different if you have someone of a. different ethnicity and you're bringing. in and just the bravery you're going. into as far as especially if that's a. first. you know person of a different ethnicity. that's being brought into your family. and your bloodline there's nothing wrong. with it but it certainly it is there. people the there's questions you you. have questions for yourself and you. think about that it's like you know cuz. people want to honor their own. bloodlines and they want to you know.

they want to respect their elders and. for you know taking some of that into. account I think it's really interesting. I would love to hear what our listeners. think. here's another call right here they came. in nine eight five six six four nine. five zero three hey Theo my name is. Bobbi I'm 16. my parents have been married for about. 40 years I have a older sister's about. 30 she has two kids and a husband. another baby I'm aware the whole thing. Oh Bobbi I sound like you really have a.

nice life going on you know you got your. parents your sister she's got the. children thank you for calling homeward. a dad around Christmastime started to. come out of gay and everyone okay so you. got that surprise gay at Christmas man. a jingle Bella do that right you hear a. [ __ ] jingle bell I don't make anybody. you know look over at another dudes nuts. brought us natural that's that you know. a jingle bell brought us a gateway drug. to meeting guys sometimes homeward I'm.

famous that are involved in it a lot of. things that I got to think about a lot. of things that even questioned myself. and I don't know just if you have any. advice on that I would be great to hear. from you all right love you man thank. you love you too bro dang man wow that's. a lot yeah I think if my father had just. suddenly said look I'm gay.

I'm like well damn you know pass the. [ __ ] pass the [ __ ]. red bra you know pass the butter cuz I'm. gonna need a roll if we're gonna chat. about that yeah you probably I mean it. yeah I mean especially if making you. question about or just think yeah I can. imagine different questions you know. could I be gay you might think you know.

what does this do for my mother how does. she feel would she feel like you know. she's not enough which she just you know. I can imagine immediately you learn a. lot about different people in your. family and how they you know how they. think you know how they you know because. you have to be loving you have to be. supportive it's probably a really tough. thing for your dad cuz especially if you. struggle with that for a long time or if. he's just been afraid to say it or if. you didn't even know that was a thing.

man dude there was points in my life. where I couldn't even meet any women for. so long I'll be like damn I must be gay. I must just be gay and not even know it. everybody might must be like damn do you. know he's out here keeps trying to meet. these ladies a man but he [ __ ] is. just gay and he doesn't know I thought. that I you know I got so in my head. about my just insecure and just didn't. know and and uh and just trouble in. relationships and stuff that I thought.

that you know and I struggled especially. in my twenties with you know not getting. that bone or not getting that [ __ ]. nice woody and I would think. dang dude I must be you know homosexual. you know our homeowners that's what some. people call them you know or will say. hey man you know you don't want to be. rude or anything but you also you know. you want to know why you know these two. guys next to you keep looking at you and.

drinking smoothies so you say oh these. guys right here you know they're. homeowners. man that would be such a shock if you. just found out I wonder if you knew did. you know how's your mom taking it you. know I think it's a great opportunity. for you to really be loving probably you. know cuz it's kind of wild it's like. usually it's like as young people we. need all the love but you know with your.

dad going through this he's probably. gonna need you know some real moments of. support and just say you know this is. you know you really have a great moment. to be very powerful here and say hey you. know I love you dad and you know I just. you know I love you as a being as an. entity no matter what you know. essentially you prefer no matter if you. like you know whether you like you know.

you like peaches or you like that. buffalo meat it's like I love you no. matter what you desire well no matter. what your palate prefers so that's a. great opportunity for you to do that but. dude I remember yeah I think a lot of. young dudes I remember I was so starved. for like connection with even just with. other males just to even have like. friends like and I had friends but I. didn't have a connection I did I never.

felt you know I never I was so starved. honestly for like a father and a brother. for those elements in my life that had. been in my life but had never been him. but I've had never been in my life and I. was young that I remember sometimes even. I would see other dudes and I would want. to be friends so much or want to be you. know sometimes like a like a buddy of. mine would give me a hug or something. and it would just feel like so much more.

to me I'd be like dang dog am I you know. I might be a straight-up home owner you. feel me brah might be [ __ ] you know I. might I might be confused I might need. to take out a second mortgage on myself. but the truth ended up being for me that. I just was so starved for connection you. know for male connection in my life. that when I got any of it it just it was. so I didn't realize how much I was.

thirsting for it as much at a tan level. for a father for a brother that if I got. any you know connection from from a male. that it made me I just didn't even know. how to handle I didn't even know what. was going on but in the end I just. wanted you know I wanted my brother in. my life for I wanted a connection with a. father and so it but you know that kind. of stuff can be confusing and I don't. think that's what you're asking about. but I think it's a great opportunity for. you to be a loving son you know it's.

wild man it's like a lot of our fathers. have grown up in these different times. because times have changed so much in. the past couple generations that you. know it's like we really have to be sons. we have to be you know we have to be. sons we don't know we don't just you. know we even though we're sweet. sometimes we feel like we didn't get. parented enough and we're not we can't. be kids we never even got to be a kid we. got to be we can be a son you know.

sometimes my mother will call I don't. want to talk I don't want to you know. I'm uncomfortable I want somebody about. I know I'll you know somehow know if I. talk with her she's just gonna talk and. talk and I'm just kind of to listen but. at this point she's older now and I can. be a provider and I can be so I just. have to pick up the phone and be a good. son I mean those are little things I'm. learning am i telling anybody what to do. or something but I'm just trying to. relate to you and maybe I did and maybe. I didn't but that's the only relation I. have but I remember one time when I was.

young this do Richard Langan Stein run. they called him bangin Stein because he. was a pity a file you know it you know. he preferred the company of children and. stuff around his wiener and stuff and he. would buy weed forever all the children. and he went to jail for this I'm not. accusing this man of anything he went he. got incarcerated on that and he go he. looked like Santa Claus bro and he had. that [ __ ] jingle bell you know he'd. hide a Jingle Bell in between his wiener. and his newts his balls and so you hear.

that thing tank every now and then keep. you curious about his crotch. and and Richard what [ __ ] not talking. about Oh one time I was over at big. Richards they called him big Richard. because he biased these potatoes and. stuff and then get us high and [ __ ]. you know offer people a little bit of. that sour cream you know but but anyway. one time I was ever a big Richards and I. was high we had all been smoking out of. a Apple and one of this girl I knew in.

my class her dad came over there with. another man and I'd been over at her. house at a party recently and seen her. dad and mom together in this daddy her. daddy was moonlighting around town with. this other guy named Hank with the man's. name and Hank boy I mean this dude was a. real homeowner bro he [ __ ] licked his. lips and he licked him more than he. should you know and you knew he was. doing something you know and he always. had his hand in his pocket or your. pocket or somebody's [ __ ] pocket sewn.

on who just wear pockets on his hands. and just be like damn I do was always. reach him for ass even if he wasn't and. you know he just preferred the company. of men but I when I remember seeing her. father and I'd always thought I'd met. her father many times have been to their. home. this girl's dad she was in my school she. was in my grade and she didn't even know. she'd even know her dad you know was. living this double life you know this. double-edged sword with kind of men's. wieners on one side of it and and I.

remember just blew my mind because I saw. him after that in this family element. and it was this whole different thing. and I never even told her and I don't. know if he came out of the closet. eventually and you know but it has to be. very uncomfortable for someone if they. want to be a certain way and they're not. and they can't live that way they don't. feel comfortable so there's probably. just a great chance for you to be a. really good son and be a cool son and um. and man I said you know it's a learning.

experience you're going through right. now but just you know I don't know and I. don't know if you guys have a suggestion. for that young man you can hit the. hotline as well nine eight five six six. four nine five zero three and thank you. for that call. alright let's take another call. right here here we go I feel this is. Andrew calling in from beautiful San. Clemente California. oh hey Andrew I just met somebody this. morning I was eating breakfast at the. Cheesecake Factory and they had a couple.

there from San Clemente and we chatted. for a little while and they were so nice. man they really made my morning let's. hear more you mentioned something about. how you sometimes you feel like your mom. which is talking ly was she would just. stop and you know I had to sit back and. laugh for a minute because I feel that. way too growing up in a household of. mostly women sometimes you just want. silence you know be alone with your. thoughts and that could seem impossible. but it's one which you know that there's.

going to come a day where you may not be. able to hear her voice anymore or things. she says just don't make sense you know. I'm a caregiver for my 89 year old. grandmother has Alzheimer's and she was. basically turning into a toddler she. just sort of makes noises you know and. when she does put a sentence together it. doesn't make much sense. um there's days where she doesn't even.

Remember Who I am. Wow so I hope you can remember that I. hope you take your own advice too. when you say she makes things about. herself sometimes we all do that we all. do that we need to focus on doing less. of it so I think again on touch it down. their nose no that's not a downer note. at all man I appreciate you saying that. you know that's exactly probably what I.

needed to hear so I know that was a nice. you to call and say that and the way. that you said it you know here we'll. hear the New York all you're the first. voice I hear every Monday morning. so as you calling been thinking about. you gang man I appreciate it yeah that's. a nice man the way you presented that to. me was nice too. you know you presented that in a caring. way and I appreciate that dude. you're right you know you're right and.

uh and I'm gonna keep that in my week. this week you know when when there's a. moment that I don't want to do something. because it's not I just can't deal with. it right now I'm gonna reframe it and. just say well you know yeah there may. come a time and I don't get to hear this. voice and and just yeah I mean reframing. it finding comfort in my mother's voice. the fact I even get to hear it as. opposed to the fact that it you know.

grates against something in me that has. always been a little bit corrugated so. thank you I appreciate you saying that. man that's a nice message that's a. really nice message man I'm gonna try. that this week I'm gonna remember that I. don't remember you calling and telling. me tea at a pump a note to say Pompey. yes when I'm uncertain if if I'm feeling. comfortable or something and switch that. perspective if I can you know and I bet.

I can I bet I actually can thank you for. that let's take one more call here nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three what's up Bo gang gang this is Sam. from Washington gang gang Sam and thank. you for calling brother onward. in this past weekend we're pretty. excited about it. my wife gave birth to our second child. there you go you got that second one boy.

you got that pet Pusa you know so that's. beautiful man congratulations welcome to. the world baby what a gift man I bet. that's beautiful Sunday morning I. couldn't think of a more peaceful time. to probably have a child more we named. him Theodore no Co for short and if that. freaks me out we didn't necessarily made. her after you my wife is doing the photo. theater and she doesn't listen to your.

podcast but I have told her about you. it's a smart wife dude smart wife. homework. we're tired because were you know new. baby especially long she's pretty tired. but everybody's doing real well baby is. nice big @lc mom has healing and and. recovering well and his older brother. he's really excited to have a little. brother that's all and so hope to see ya. in the Portland area or maybe even. Seattle sometimes to have a good one.

welcome to the world new little boy. Theodore I can tell you man it's gonna. be a tricky one brah. I'll tell you straight up being a. Theodore it can be tricky but um but it. sounds like you got an older brother. that's gonna be helpful you know and. that's what's interesting - when I think. what's interesting to me is when people. have you know children and two children. and you create brothers you don't even. realize that that's such a do the crazy. creation I try to whenever I'm doing.

shows if I meet a pair of brothers. that's at the shows I tried to throw. them on my Instagram story and I just. love that you know I've just learned to. really love my own brother so much as. I've gotten older here especially in the. past couple years and just be so. grateful for that relationship it's like. you have this you know you have this. other person that has that has your. bloodline that has your your whatever. your that Native American that's inside. of you is in it the only other place.

that exists the same way is inside of. him and even though it can be different. yeah brothers can be totally different. one of y'all might be cinnamon and one. of y'all might be salt but at the root. of that spice daddy Cemile are at the. root of that spice man that the only. other person that's gonna have that. magic mix they're the only other person. that's gonna have that magic mix and. that's a beautiful gift and I you know. it's the same for sisters and stuff I.

can't relate that way but but. congratulations man welcome to the world. look Theodore people gonna call you the. adorable that's what I that's what I. like to say you know if I'm feeling good. I thought about coming out with a. product once called Theo sporran and. it's just a cream and you rub it on it. doesn't do nothing No. so but man you know think you think's. people for being a part of the episode. and for the calls and just for you know.

this just weirdoes part we're just. living that's all we're doing and we did. it okay today and you're gonna do it. okay today I hope and I'm gonna do it. okay today. and if we think [ __ ] somebody man dude. [ __ ] them bro but also we can love them. do you know we can love somebody that's. completely [ __ ] up because we're. probably [ __ ] up to somebody and. somebody loves us so we can do it we can.

do it you guys be good to yourself man. and we'll play this on the way out man. because I didn't really do it on the way. in but now I think it's kind of fits man. I'll see you guys as weekend Boston and. Medford Massachusetts over there at the. Chevalier theater on Thursday and Friday. I'll see you in the Wilbur man I can't.

believe I'm gonna go to theaters this. weekend I'm one of the Borgata casino on. Friday do what is going on this is so. crazy. and I'm gonna bring a show man and I'm. gonna do it like I've never even [ __ ]. done it dude I might just hide my own. arms in my ass bruh we got this man. thank you guys for being a part of my. Monday and I hope you have a wonderful. week.

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