Searching for Abuelito | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #269

a starry starry night man just got done. watching a little bit of that James. Blake live on instagrams and man he's a. real Oh you know if you if you pick. James Blake up and you put your ear up. next to him you just man. you could hear a thousand oceans from. different strata spheres man that guy. it's he just if you're not familiar with.

his tunes and his you know vocal REE get. out there I mean that guy's got. Siegfried and Roy living inside of his. dang tonsils you know he just he's that. Whistler man I just listened to I was. really listening just now to him on. instagrams and um and it yeah it just. opened up I just dam two of my chakras.

fell open. you know he's that pop a lock if your. soul is stalled out on the side of the. uh of the stole of the solar system then. check out some James Blake audio and you. can find him on YouTube and you can find. him in everywhere anywhere you listen to. music you know uh but he just he shows. up and he just got that Jimmy stick and. he'll just I mean who the boy will make.

you down he'll make a tea or flow out of. your heart you're like hey I thought we. were just working with blood but next. thing you know you're a orders are. really they slang in salt water you feel. me. so I'm lifted man I feel lifted right. there that's the power of music and it. is quite a power let's get into the. episode gang.

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[Music]. [Applause]. and that ain't that's not James Blake. that is tiny sand whoo and he just hit. the email opened up yesterday and I. grabbed that email and it was from the. man himself tiny sand whoo and he's been. sending in. Diddy's from the beginning of this. podcast era and that was a cover of by.

him for the love of money by The O'Jays. and that's a cover and uh and just nice. of him you know a time when when when. people are really a lot of a lot of us. there's that there's that energy where. you know there's there's just. uncertainty I'm cloaking myself and. uncertainty and here he is saying look. here's a certain tune and this is for. you and I'm gonna give something of. myself and that's tiny sand whoo with. that ear did he man that thing crawling. inside of you hear like a little ant and.

he gave us that hit gang I hope you guys. are well I hope you guys are well thank. you for being here I'm here and you are. here and that is a good start you know. that's a good start I'm happy to be. alive today what am i doing I made a. gratitude list this morning you know. just things I'm happy to have arms you. know I'm happy that there's you know.

that the calendar works you know imagine. that you got you know the calendar. everybody thinks the calendar just. happened you know like two people were. standing around wondering if there would. ever be a Thursday and then just out of. the sky a calendar just fell and they. said oh dang they got it. somebody graphed it out you know. somebody did the dirty work but a lot of.

people don't realize that that yeah the. calendar is basically the calendar is. it's uh well [ __ ] what is it dude the. calendar is like um it's kind of like. the P it's like kind of the honestly. dude it's like kind of a mentally. handicapped periodic table if you look. at it like that like sometimes a. calendar will be outside playing in his. yard and the periodic table will dry by.

in a straight-up Corvette you know and. the calendar will be like oh dang boy. honey I'm still on the tricycle you know. I'm not [ __ ] compared to that bad boy. right there so the calendar really is. really a second class set of. organization compared to the big dogs. like the periodic table the food pyramid. what else I am big pentameter different. you know lar different things that are.

really more popular kind of I guess you. could say but what are we talking about. man I don't know I don't know anything. man I does anybody you know it's today. it's Monday afternoon the days of the. week are running together you know time. has got I mean things are people are. inside the post mates guys showed up in. the rain last night and it felt like a. damn it felt like I felt like I was in. that movie The Notebook did he showed up.

and I just I mean I started it was just. wild I started hearing just romantic. music and he's standing there and he. only had two kebabs for me and I didn't. want him to leave bro because I hadn't. seen it I hadn't singing anybody you. know and I just yelled I said I thank. you for a goddess I'd hide up and he. turned back man and it was it was crazy. in the rain was coming in lightning wow.

wow. and he turned back and he goes. and I looked in there and it was in. there and it was in there and uh and I. but when I looked back up from the back. to like acknowledge to him that it was. in there he was gone and man it was just.

it was a lot. you know it was a lot and then I'm. sitting in my apartment I'm just one do. I call him back you know do I call him. and say look the site item was in there. but you forgot the silverware bro in the. napkins he forgot that you know but I. just I figured that he kind of said his.

piece and I'd said my piece and and I. already given him a tip and we just I. figured I'd just let things be where. they are and leave it in God's hands but. that's how you know it's just people are. starved for attention it's um it's. interesting because it's kind of like a. time where you know on one level it's. like and I'm talking about coronavirus. how if some people don't know what's. going on there is there is a virus that. is try it's attacking people senior.

citizens a baby apparent Italians and. Spanish people so those are the ones. really taking an L right now real. heavily they're basically the the. minnesota timberwolves or the Golden. State Warriors of society right now you. know they're the ones having the rut. they're the ones that the that are. really at the bottom so it's um I don't. know I'm talking about I feel nervous. too my chest feels tight I feel nervous.

why do I feel nervous. I think of I don't know I think I felt. nervous for a long time I feel like I'm. gonna mess up or something you know I. have to let myself know that I can't. mess up not that I can't but that there. is no messing up you know just be alive. and just you know just just just just.

just chill out you know there's no. messing up you know sometimes I'll I. guess I don't know I'm just kind of. feeling this but I always feel like. there's this thing I come in to mess up. I'm gonna mess up I'm gonna mess up and. it just gets exhausting man and it's um. it's not even something I think a lot of. times just something I feel but but I'm. not gonna mess up you know and you're. not gonna mess up it was for a lot of.

people out there right now kind of. question what's going on with you know I. know a lot of people are worried about. their jobs and worried about their. finances and worried about what's gonna. happen to them but you know it's. interesting because I think there's. something that happens inside of all of. us or anyway there's something that. happens inside a meter in a time like. this where there's a fear where it's.

like okay what am I gonna be okay what's. gonna happen to me what's gonna happen. you know are are they gonna you know is. um are they going to stop allowing. people to do podcasting is there ever. going to be stand-up comedy with crowds. again you know those types of fear. things will get into my head I'm not. saying those are realistic I'm saying. those are fears that will get into my. head but then also there's this other. garden inside of me that says oh how.

could I help you know what can I do to. help you know do I have employees are. they worried about their jobs cannot to. communicate with them and say hey you. know we're gonna do everything we can to. to stay to make sure that you know that. we that we bear this together kind of. you know and that I don't just let. you bear this by yourselves or you know. what can you do to call a family member. who's get a thing about who might be.

worried about losing their job and you. say hey you know you could come you. could come stay here you know little D. on Drake is sleeping refrigerator will. leave the door open he could sleep in. there at night will unplug it and then. plug it back in during the day you know. so that's so that the cold air won't. kill him at night and he can get a. little bit of rest you know you could. share to bed with me a Victor you know. or me and Horatio or me and AH me and D. me and D or me and uh Denise and they. called her Dee you know there's just.

like ways so it's there's two Gardens I. think that go in me and one of them is. like you know one is I'm more of a. garden of fear and one of the more of as. a garden of hope and you know what are. some Joy's I can't embrace in this time. I can I can be a I can be relaxed and I. notice I'll relax a little more. took a nap ha dang boy and I like them. Napa naps dude I like them now I'm a. real Napa dactyl.

you'll see me if I'm that Napa dactyl. boy you see me fly through the air and. then just fall asleep and just coast. right in the side of a damn hillside. right into a mountain right into a um. what is it with a things that die that. don't do well in Oklahoma Park. you said I'm saying I'm that Napa dactyl. boy I'm that - can't I'm they call me -. can't Sam I'll be flying through the air. just beautiful color and then I'll just.

doze off and just dive bomb into. something you know I'm not sleepy creep. or I like to rest you know it really. resets me so this has been a nice time. to have a little bit of rest you know. since there was something needed here. especially man in America they got us. working or in the world we were working. to get this they got this invisible. wheel going that I'm running on it for. me I felt like I'm right and I'm just. realizing oh man what am I.

where I'm trying to keep up with. something that's invisible you know I. mean these are just things I'm thinking. I don't know what I'm talking about I. feel nervous today for some reason and I. think also this that this disease that's. going on this corona virus is a it this. is really a city this is a city this is. in the city you get a different. experience you know in the city you get.

okay we need you to stay away from each. other because people can run into each. other people touch each other no freeze. tag you know they got a lot of gay men. sometimes I'll be honest but in the park. by me and this is your I'm not saying. anything you know everybody's probably. gay but I'm saying this this is more. drug induced homosexuality and you know. what I'm talking about you know you play. you know you playing hoops you know.

nobody you play hoops with six or seven. guys nobody's gay you play pool with. four or five guys nobody's doing. anything homosexual you know you play. marbles with three of your buddies. nobody's doing anything gay you throw 11. grams of meth into any one of those. games and the whole game ends with. people you know what I'm saying over. time is just a bunch of gay male. activity and that's because of the drugs.

think about that think about that man. you know you throw a cut you throw 9. grams of methamphetamines into a into an. Easter into an Easter egg hunt and that. thing hens brought a lot of people you. know a lot of young men for you know. getting nude with each other you know. balance and chocolate on each other's. backs and everything so but what else.

are we talking about how I feel so. nervous man. I just feel oh I had a coffee that could. have been it I haven't had a coffee in. probably three weeks I do have an. announcement to them to make I am 23. days off uh no I am 18 days off of. cigarettes I was scared to tell I was. scared to tell people because I'm scared.

that if I tell them then I'll start. smoking again you know there's something. sometimes if I tell people what I'm. doing then I won't then I worry that. I'll stop doing it you know or something. I won't take care of myself or whatever. it is but yeah man it's really the one. other one it's one of there's a lot of. bright spots in my life right now you. know when I think about it I made a. gratitude list.

[Music]. let me see I've been making them what is. uh and so but but one of the things I'm. grateful for really right now is just. that is that that solitude from. cigarettes the space that I have from. them right now because I don't mind. getting that little Nick a hit or baby. you know I don't mind dousing myself up. with the devil's you know with the. devil's garden with those garden sticks.

bro that's all it is bro a cigarettes. just a bunch of dirty salad rolled up. into some paper you know it but it's. nice to to be a little bit separate from. them and get to feel my own vibe running. through my veins sometimes in but what. have I been doing man I've been making. gratitude lists in the morning right now. to help me I'm trying to work on my. gratitude and so that's one thing I've. been doing today I'm thankful I'm not. alone this I'm just reading a couple of. things from my list today.

I'm thankful there are people who love. me that are just a phone call away. sometimes I forget that I'll feel like. people don't love me but they do they're. just I got to make enough to meet the. love halfway you know I'm thankful to be. alive and to be amongst other things. that live. so that's one thing I'm thankful for and. um I'm thankful I can read that's a gift. man imagine that you can't read bro. you staring at a bunch of words and you.

don't know what it is you don't know if. it's a little zoo you think it might be. a zoo for letters that's fine that's. some people's reality man but I'm. thankful that I know how to decode them. and that's called reading so yeah man. what else is going on what am i what. have I been doing what's been happening. I don't know this weekend oh I went on a. hike yesterday I know a lot of people. are gonna hate hearing that but there's. hike in Los Angeles there's a lot of.

hiking so I went out to a solstice trail. and one thing that's nice when you get. out on a hike man I start to want to get. lost honestly you know I'm a big Hansel. and Gretel fan I'm a big Goldilocks fan. you know if you if you if you're out of. town when I was young if you ride a town. and had a couple of bags of uh instant. oatmeal sleeping you I throw on a. [ __ ] yellow wig and I'll Jimmy open. the back door your of your y'all's.

complex I'll get into bed you know I'll. have two packets of them instant cheddar. cheese grits and getting a damn bed so. that's it you know I got that little. dirty girl inside of me that like to. live like that that little sleepover. slumber Slutsky you feel me I'm not. afraid to get into somebody else's bed. David I really am NOT I never you know. people used to do hide-and-go-seek at my. friend's house in the first place I go. hide and somebody's better I get right. up in the in that [ __ ] sometimes they.

come in the room they're like dan. there's no way do is hiding in grandma's. bed you know and grandma's downstairs. she's you know on the phone she's. bitching at somebody because uh her the. Reader's Digest showed up and it was all. soaking wet and I be laid up in there. you know I have a jaw full of damn maple. brown sugar oatmeal instant and it's. lights out there I'm that kind that's. who I am. you know I'm that I'm that risky I'm.

that brave sleeper I'm that that. nocturnal you know what I'm saying I'll. fall asleep with [ __ ] it oatmeal in. my mouth son gang [ __ ] gang [ __ ] boy ah. what am I talking about. I don't know but sometimes that's what. this is man you know what I know it and. I don't know it at the same time I want. to let you guys know that the we had a. live date coming up for the podcast live.

in Los Angeles part of Netflix Festival. and that is going to be moved to be. decided date and the Nashville date. April 17th that is probably going to be. moved like literally today it's out of. my control I said let's do it you know I. said I'll do a hologram I'll do a damn. diorama and we'll pass that thing around. you know we'll mail it to each person's. house individually okay you know what.

I'm saying get another postage that's. all you need we'll take it for everybody. who who bought a ticket will we got. their address will do postage and damn. BAM hit them with it they get that. diorama with a little audio box next to. it you press the play you look in the. hole. BAM daddy's there but that's not how. they want to do it you know they say. they want to move the date at the Ryman. Auditorium they're in Nashville and and.

so that looks like it's going to happen. there will be refunds or whatever is the. scenario and the point of contact they. will let you know that the point of. place you purchased your ticket so I'm. sorry about that it's not me I told him. I said I'll Drive I'll Drive through. everybody yard and yell out a couple. riddles. that's what I told him I'll put re.

mantis in the trunk of my car have him. pop out do two or three minutes at each. person's house and we out son with that. roving jokester. but that's not what they want to do so. those are the tour dates right now. that's what's going on with that man I'm. so glad I came in here today and I'm so. glad that you're here and man I'm you. know what I'm just really thankful for.

this music right when I came in somebody. sent me a text message they said James. Blake is playing on on live and I went. there and uh starry starry night man if. you if you really you know sometimes I. need other things to get me into a vibe. and I'll do music I'll watch those. videos where you know they surprised the. military dad surprises his kid at school. Jesus man that [ __ ] had me leakin bro.

leak and dude I was watching him at. breakfast one time I'd eaten half the. milk out of my cereal bowl did I cried. so much the milk was back up to the top. it was skinned by then but that [ __ ] was. up that [ __ ] was suddenly my honeycombs. was in the deep end again you know man. I'm just grateful to have a perception. that that's feeling okay right now that.

I'm not in fear because there's a lot of. people that want to help each other. there's a lot of people that want to be. there for each other and and those are. the people I think we're gonna see the. most during this troubled time. you know it may mean like it's so funny. cuz when you see somebody in person now. you really want to see them you're like. huh what's up what's going on. you know they got on my street they got. a mental fella and this dude is really.

I'd say he's five percent mental 95. percent physical you know he wear it. like you don't really have a lot of body. definition and he um he walks a dog you. know when he's out there and you can't. really talk to him he's definitely he's. here physically but he's not really here. like mentally and emotionally you know. he's like the opposite of a hologram. basically like a hologram you get all. the vibe of them but they had to make.

the rest of it this dude is you got the. rest of it but the vibe is just is a. vortex you know and uh but when I saw. him yesterday I pulled up I said what's. up what's up you know what's up baby boy. what's up boy hit that horn and he. [ __ ] got a little bit scared but then. he kind of calmed down and he kind of.

looked at me for a while and for him. that's really a big step I noticed cuz. he doesn't look at people very much. he really he just walks his dog and kind. of kind of seems scared you know he's. kind of like a boo radley like a like a. thicker kind of boo Riley like kind of a. honey boo boo radley and um but anyway. nice to see his ass and I just felt more. like okay here's a human is a human we. forget and this is all city stuff I'm.

talking from a city perspective I live. in a city in a rural area man I think. this [ __ ] is just pretty chill this is. just the devil playing hiding this is. just the devil playing freeze tag with a. lot of seniors so. so that's what's up man um have me a. little drink right there a little hit of.

something but yeah what else is going on. I am purchasing a weapon I got a gun on. the way everybody knows I got that six. gauge and I got me a um I think it's. like a sharpshooter v7z 71 or something. double-barrel pretty much and I think. it's even why I got one of the ones you. load you load from the front so you know. somebody you want to pay the piper if.

they come piping but anyway yeah you got. some of you if I say get him do have a. weapon do have something to take care of. yourself it could be anything you don't. have to have a gun you don't have to. have a cannon you know you wheel that. [ __ ] I don't know the porch and light. it and you don't set any stockades. behind it or bricks up under the back. tires and that [ __ ] just the recoil.

blows right in your damn living room you. know sends you you send your cousin. straight to heaven you got a hat you. know what I'm saying you kept incurring. air you do a trip wire you know you do. that gay wombat were you hanging from. the bottom of a tree when somebody comes. by glitter I'm right in the face bro and. then tickle them until they admit that. they might be interested in men bro even. if there's no drugs so you got to.

recognize that everybody has a different. type of weapon that they can get but I'm. not saying run around with a weapon but. I'm saying I'm saying it's never a bad. idea I don't think to have the. opportunity to protect yourself if. you're in an area that needs protection. you know if you live next to a Domino's. Pizza you're probably gonna be fine. because when pizzas around everybody. seems pretty calm so.

but yeah it's hard tough time to get. some things you know you know it's a. tough time to get to um you know a 12 of. eggs if you want it or get you a jar of. milk or a pack of booty Kleenex but the. hardest thing to get a hold of right now. is a senior citizen for real they got. them locked up right now. okay if you want a senior citizen guess. what you can barely get one I'm serious.

try and find a senior citizen try and. play a game of hide and go senior. citizen there you're gonna end up with. nothing. you want a graham cracker great you want. a gram mother fat chance. little Randall I mean you got to go to. the dark web really you got to go to a. dark alley you'll see somebody in the. distance being like a man you know where. I could get up you know where I could.

get a Ethel or surely a Betty a Joyce a. Henry a Howard a Harold a Royce not a. meemaw a Mimi. a Grampy a pop-pop your search for an ad. where Leto must stop it's true you want. out you wanna um you want a recipe you. want an old story huh you want a. black-and-white picture of somebody. dressed up like they're in the military.

from a long time ago. fat chance you want a ceramic frog. that's part of a larger collection what. are you gonna get it you want somebody. to pull a fake quarter from behind your. ear now right now bucko. you can't find a senior citizen right. now you can't find one you wanna uh you. want a musty smell during a hug huh. you want a replica tea cup from the. Titanic autograph by um Abraham.

Lincoln's cousin bra fat shunts. I'm just saying the hardest thing to. come across right now is that SC baby. that senior sit. Zen breath oh man come on you go to a. man who you got in there me ain't got no. buddies here man no we ain't got no. Ethel's man we ain't got no mr. Harold's. we ain't got no Hank senior we're not.

man we don't we don't have oh no we. don't have any Gertrude in here you got. the wrong place buddy get to steppin but. I saw a walker parked in the front yard. that's nothing man that's nothing. times have changed buddy you want to. hear arm affable. you want to hear you want to hear. somebody talk about Audrey Hepburn not. today not today son you want to see an.

adult that only eats real soft food out. of a blender. not today bucko you want to see somebody. that makes a lot of noise when they put. their pants on bro you want to see. somebody that could take a nap dude for. no reason at all not today buddy. you want an Eightball that's easy you. want an 88 year old male mm-hmm I don't. think so son keep it moving. it's just a tough it's a tough it's a.

tough time to get a senior that's what. I'm saying man. and we got to keep them safe man and. it's kind of nice isn't it it's kind of. nice for the seniors suddenly or a heart. or eartha or the they're the gold. they're the gold man they're the diamond. you got to protect them then if you're. good to want to protect your family. doesn't it feel good to call it check in. with your grandparent let them know hey. I got you you know I still don't I can't.

come visit you now at least a lot of. people I can't come visit you now. because well you know it's an excuse at. least I haven't visited for for four. years but I still can't come huh so but. I love you and that's all they want a. lot of times seniors they want to call. from you. I got to let you know today's episode. and support for this past weekend comes. from manscaped manscaped.

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man you know some people are instruments. on the earth that God uses or or. whatever higher power you believe in. uses and and that man has been one of. those instruments within them let's take. some calls here we go yo cos guys are. willing to call and tell you happy. birthday learn Oh Thank You jasmine I. appreciate that man yeah I'm getting to. be an adult brother I'm getting to be an. adult in a sweetie you to make that. message man and uh yeah dude Jasmine.

that's a beautiful name that's a unique. name that's a name of a rice as well. jasmine rice and that's or a mixed girl. even so that's you know a couple of. beautiful creations right there homeward. it's a big day and I also had a question. for you man so with this coronavirus. going and going around we're all. quarantine then so how are you keeping a. thick is your a personal trainer give. you any any workouts to keep that uh. that booty thick or or is there some.

secret service you're holding Carmen. trying to find out man no I don't want. to get small helping me out. oh man I'm doing look I got a the. trainer I was seeing I'm still seeing. her on the DL and she you know they got. a little training speakeasy going on. they got the windows boarded up but you. slip in through the side and next thing. you know you kettlebell in you know next. thing you know you drinkin some you know. they got a water machine and you get in.

water and struggling in between the. water times you're allowed to drink and. it's beautiful man um so I'm doing that. I'm taking this week off I believe to. focus on yoga and rolling out my body. you know I really want to take advantage. of my physical body while I still can. while I still have this vessel. you know I want to be able to do. everything I can physically still so so. I'm trying to stay active and fit I've. been running two and a quarter miles two. and a quarter stars.

I've been running two and a quarter. miles and getting that big 2/4 in and uh. and focusing on some yoga and rolling my. body out I'm that tight white but my. body gets real conjoined during the. center you know I'm built like a damn. junior bread man. so I'm sweet but I'm you know it's hard. to get the arms and leg you can't do a. lot of stuff you know what I'm saying. I've always had limited reach limited. look ability in my neck if I hear.

something behind me don't even give a. [ __ ] anymore that's where I'm at with my. dexterity so I used to be that owl you. know I spent I [ __ ] spin around I did. they used to call me Tony Hawk of the. dam upper vertebrae I'd do a 760 on the. dam just being curious with something. behind me but that's changed man so I'm. staying a little bit busy with training. man I appreciate you asking though and I. appreciate you thinking about me and.

asking about my birthday man I'm happy. to be alive. and I'm happy that I was born you know. I'm happy that my mother had me and I'm. happy that my father had me um you know. I have a lot of gifts in my life I'm. happy that I can feed myself today I'm. happy that um you know that I have a. roof over my head you know and I and I. know I'm just saying things that are. pretty normal but I'm trying to really. get these things in my life where they. fit where I feel them inside of myself.

so I'm trying to work on them everyday. right now and really have some gratitude. and and I and I'm you know I'm happy. that I'm able to love people and I'm. able to feel loved you know it's real. hard for me sometimes to do that man I. don't know why I'm so nervous today it. could have been that coffee but what a. gift man what a little you know some. little gifts I'm happy that I have.

brothers and sister. that I know that love me you know and. and and just that I had the ability to. care about people what a what a crazy. gift that is inside of us like what if. we just saw people and you know animals. are beautiful but I don't know if they. can love each other I saw two [ __ ]. Ravens beating the [ __ ] out of each. other earlier by abandoned pumpkin patch. over there off the 170 so I'm just. saying that we got some beautiful gifts.

let's take some more calls man gang. what up Co Nick I just wanted to say. yeah what's up Nick thank you for. calling man I appreciate that and that's. a unique name to have Nick you know we. got our producer premature Nick and he's. really doing well for somebody that I. mean he's always been a little skidded. he came out there you know that dude. came out the womb early as hell and he. had on the damn cumberbund when he. showed up that dude was ready to rock. you know he got into the world early so. he's always you know he's the first to.

draw that pistol man and it's just. people playing Simon Says so it's you. know he has some risky hand uh you know. some brain hand movements but but he's. one of a kind and um anyway onward. thanks for being you man and being. positively I'm trying man I'm trying bro. we're all trying man but it's the only. it's the only thing that's gonna help us. it's the only thing that's good you know.

it's the only thing that's good thank. you for calling what else being funny. you know I'm the funny guy here in my. town where I live and my family friends. and everything oh then you could have. had my job man cuz you just got to be. that and then you got to go take it out. it's out of town that's all it is man so. we probably are very similar let's hear. more and I know the heavy burden and you. know a lot going on out there in the.

world debate and it's scary and I've got. two kids one with asthma mm-hmm. and I'll worry about it it seems Rogen I. named him after Joe believe it or not.

man thanks I can listen to you and block. it all out gang bruh well thank you man. that's sweet of you to say that to me. man uh you know it's I'm just the I'm. just part of this group and but yeah I.

could imagine if you have a son you know. and you have a child who's dependent. upon you and and there's something in. the air that you know you can't control. you know the feeling of that kind of the. helplessness of it a bed is really. really tough to have on your chest and. have on your heart a lot of times so. thank you for sharing that with us man I. know that really puts it in perspective. for me a little bit yeah this is and.

it's such a crazy thing just to think we. breathed something in or we take it in. you know you know and here you created. this you know young creature does. beautiful little fella this little rogue. and then you got him running around and. he gots that asthma brah he's got them. damp lungs that's what it is and we know. it you cuz you know you google it right. now you see a picture of a long with a. little bit of uh you know the the. condenser isn't working on it but um but.

but it sounds like you know if you have. a sense of humor man I bet that's into. something nice for him to have around. because even a wet Lunken damn laugh you. know we used to have a buddy growing up. and he would leak out of the sides of. his mouth this boy Summerall and Jesus. man he what the hell was going on with. him but um but uh he had like kind of I.

guess I asked - tongue or something you. know he had that or he was just like a. damn uh he was much more like a damn. what's that. let me google this dog that dog that uh. slobbers a lot. he had that damn uh the internet is slow.

huh. now that's something they got about at. least corvid six in this damn Internet. yeah I don't know this dude he you know. he was like one of them show dogs and. mountain dogs then water faces man like. a water more honor you know what I'm. saying just dripping out the front like. somebody left the false at home and it's. boy Sumrall and uh and he's alive and. doing well man is what I'm trying to say. and so I'm sure just happen you having a. sense of humor it brings it brings a lot. of light into your son's life man and.

and him having that light and energy and. him that's gonna keep him that's gonna. keep him so much healthier than anything. else I bet you could ever imagine you. know I know there's people on for myself. and even just listening to the music. today from that artist man before I. started this podcast today I I was more. nervous I don't know what I'm nervous. about. just anxiety there's stuff in the air I. don't know but man I heard that music. and it just changed my heart. it changed my brain and it just so you.

know those are the instruments that I. think God uses man you know or higher. power boot or whatever whatever kind of. God you run it on you know god almighty. whatever Jim Carrey whatever you whoever. you know whoever's torquing your engine. but but yeah man I bet having a dad like. you is definitely helping keeping. keeping the water out of his lungs man. so you guys stay stay dry over there and.

just keep it classy man everything's. gonna be fine and thanks for sharing. some sentiment with us man that goes a. long way mmm you know just reminded it. just puts me in a place where you know. when I'm reminded of humanity or. something that makes me feel it like. it's almost like it's like my feelings. my body just gets set onto a thing like. a bed or something I just feel calm so. thank you brother let's get a call right. here they came in nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three is the.

hotline and I'd love to know for next. week what are the things that are. affecting you guys with the virus like. what do you what are your thoughts you. know what are your fears are you scared. are you doing okay you know what are. your what are the thoughts of people in. America what are you thinking what do. you you know I know the news gives us a. lot of information and too much. information sometimes and sometimes very. you know information that's not really. for us you know it has a different.

purpose. fear tactical but I know there's a lot. of factual stuff out there as well and I. know it is a time where we have to take. care of ourselves and what's going on. with you let me know man leave a. voicemail and uh we're gonna get into. that next week here we go still big fan. of you big fan of the podcast you know. with everything going on in the world. right now and especially in the country. with coronavirus I thought maybe you. know to lighten the mood I would write a.

little song you know plain white teeth. hey there Delila the song I was a parody. connect so I changed the very key made. it my own as well hey there corona I'm. gonna sing it for you acapella okay so. okay we got a we got a little canary. right here just fella and he said um. he's gonna do it for us he's gonna do a. song for us so thank you buddy. thank you buddy buddy and you got this. song you got that hitter stuck in your. throat he's about to serve it from hey.

there Delilah Delilah - hey. Korona let's hear that hit I don't have. the greatest toys but I did drink honey. tea recently and I've had a couple of. potato chips to soften the oldie sauce. advice okay so he had a couple of honey. teas and he had a sausage. so yeah sausage that grease sometime. will ah that'll sweeten your pipe bro. you know what I'm saying that'll let up. I don't [ __ ] you'll you'll have a. just a cease a cease a a c-flat just fly. to your throat on accident you know. you'll be talking to somebody and just.

let's hear it gang here we go mm-hmm. hey there corona I heard it's bad in New. York City first you got Tom Hanks Arita. don't you dare go for P Diddy that'd be. cruel now the kids got two weeks off to. school that two weeks this year they. gave him two years now I think. dude they got one kid he's it one day I. saw an 8 year old he said he's never. [ __ ] going to school he told me and. somebody go [ __ ] myself and he.

misspelled [ __ ] he wrote it down so he. really needs the education as the. saddest part homework that ain't cool. hey there Corona you ain't nothing but a. virus your name makes me want a cold one. but we don't want you inside us not at. all and now we can't go through them all. till next fall oh you've got us. Florentine though you've got us. quarantined oh you've got us Florentines.

oh you've got us for a change a couple. weeks seems pretty bad to be cooped up. with mom and dad were running out of TP. as we speak Verona I can promise you. this was not like the Spanish flu but my. social life will never be the same. that's true people suddenly crotches. down around this time you can't even get. somebody to show you their their body. aim homeward and get a bang hey there.

Corona once we finally get past if we. can go back to our life and we can start. to wipe our asses like we do oh this has. been because of you but I know we're. gonna make it for. or pay their Carolla here's to you this. one's for you oh you've got us. Florentine oh you've got us quarantined. oh you've got us quarantined oh you've.

got us quarantined [ __ ] God that's. cool and he stay safe out there gang man. thank you brother. look at you just serving that thing bro. that dirty canary just landed on you on. your leg with a broken wing and you. tickle him and he spits up that hit. right that's beautiful praise God daddy. there you go hey there corona and hey. there Delila I think what is that back. originally I think that might be a back.

hit if you listen to music or not. alright let's take one more call right. here we got a lot we got a lot of great. ones coming up over the next couple of. episodes and we got big baby Glen Davis. coming in here and I'm real curious to. see what uh what's going on with that. gentleman and he's from he went to play. basketball down there in Baton Rouge. Louisiana and he's a big man and I've. always been a regular man so just that. you know to have the blue you know like.

if him he looks at a ski he looks at. skiing and he thinks oh I could probably. like I let people do that on my back if. I want it but me I don't look at it like. that I look at it as something that's. hard to do okay let's take another call. that came in right here. homework hi feeling this this is aunt. [ __ ] and grandma calling for central. Illinois we didn't know if you had run. out of soap and fragrance oh yeah if you. did we might need to send you some more.

Thanks what's up man Vicki and grandma. out of central Illinois huh yeah you. guys sent us a lot of beautiful hair. lotion and different body potion. underarms scent underarm sense thank you. very much. I'm still using a lot of the lotion I'm. still using the hair polish I'm still. using um what else a lot of that tall. sandalwood scented um.

a body sauce or something you know few. my what does it call few my humor. cologne so thank you so much for that no. I still got about another probably 240. ounces of cologne to go through so I. mean my neighbors are pissed did I. forget sprayed the whole carpet with it. so I'm good right now on that um no but. this sweet of you a sweet of you to. think of me you know the sweet of you.

just to think of anything you know and. to call in and think about me right now. and how I'm smelling and how my body my. skin is doing um you know that's. thoughtful of you so thank you you know. I have some some of the stuff I have too. much of it even so maybe I'll give it. some to the king and the stain guys and. girls over there but no that's so sweet. Evie I don't know if I've even got to. call you and thank you for that I know. we talked about it on the the anthrax.

challenge but but we're actually we're. gonna do another anthrax challenge I got. some birthday gifts that are coming here. from different people and thank you so. much and I just think it's a good time. to get is just a nice thought like who. cannot call now and think okay who can I. help what can I do for somebody how can. I be of assistance you know what can I. do what do I have that somebody else. might need you know maybe I got an extra. $100 what is it do it for me you know if.

I know somebody's losing their job it's. kind of funny because suddenly like. money is you know and look I'm fortunate. enough I have enough money to get me. through the month you know but it's. funny like suddenly it's like having. stuff seems greedy more so than ever a.

little bit if you know that other people. aren't going to have stuff. so yeah what a time for us to really get. inside of ourselves and call others you. know call a young fella you know where a. young woman and say hey how can I you. know let me mail you a thing a soap let. me you know let me send you a thing of. apple cider you know I'm saying let me. email you uh you know or let me you know.

let me overnight you a couple grams a. Tillamook cheddar or something let me do. something let me [ __ ] cut you off a. little half a handful of summer sausage. over there you fill your palm up you. know grease your palm with actual grease. meat let me do something for you let me. give you know let me give you me let me. give you a bagful of uh you know lime. slices do something for somebody here's.

a cut of lime brah you know let me brush. your teeth for you come over here let me. brush your teeth for you you relax you. know it's that time of year where it's. that's that time of life you know it's. interesting it's interesting that we're. in this time right now and this is an. opportunity for us to think about yeah. how can I help this person what can I do. something little and it's not like hey. here I'm giving you something just hey. how are you doing what's going on you.

know and also to be brave enough for us. to let other people know if we were. struggling and if we're scared you know. that's hard for me to do a lot of times. I have a tough time when it comes to the. communication of if I'm scared you know. or like I do just yesterday I was. wondering like man I wonder what my mom. is feeling like has she been scared. would she tell me if she was you know. cuz seniors man that's the hidden that's.

the real. we got to hide them bro put your. granddaddy in a safe dude you know what. I'm saying. you know what I'm saying set me mo on a. mousetrap somebody goes to get her BAM. they doesn't you know it's time we got. about we got to lock him up you know. hide your grandma hide your grandpa cuz. Corvin 19-day out here and they you know.

they geeking out they getting people. that thing will show up like little. Daniel Brown [ __ ] break out all you. all the windows and your lungs dude and. say he didn't do it you did it. you know you did it um I got to go to an. AAA meeting man honestly that's from. going so I love you guys thank you for. having me in your life today thank you. for being in my life today try and keep.

your heads up I know maybe I'm you know. it's easy for me to talk sometimes I. know that I can you know I have a you. know my rent is paid for the month and. you know and I have money to go to the. grocery store this week so I know maybe. I sound you know I might sound like I'm. coming from a perspective that other. people aren't coming from I don't know I. don't know everybody's life but but uh.

but I just I hope that everyone just. stays positive as they can you know I'm. saying we got this [ __ ] bro we got this. dude corvid 19 they're getting better. better come back with the remix dude. ain't going down at at Korver 30 Corvis. 60 none of us getting me Corvus 7000. maybe maybe I start to struggle I pulled. an 8 off on my chest and throw that. bastard you know I'll break out that. freaking six gauge that's seven gauge. but you know I'll do that bow and arrows.

pot I'll son Cupid dude you in love dude. and now you're done now you're done son. so stay alive baby be good to yourselves. you deserve it lets you move out here. with a little bit of north. mississippi allstars and and they got. this hit for us right here and this. thing is called drunk outdoors and they.

their supporters and they've been. awesome and they beautiful group they've. been playing for so long if you want to. check out some other good music that'll. put you in a good vibe I will put a link. to them below in the youtubes and that. is off they're up and rolling album the. North Mississippi Allstars. [Music].

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