Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #386

today's guest is a professional mixed. martial artist MMA man you know it that. Grappler that cage baby you know what. I'm talking about you know who he is man. you know what it is he currently. competes at the bantamweight division in. UFC and is allegedly. undefeated um that man uh is here with. his uh mixed martial artist coach and. trainer um they are uh the combined do.

the Timbo sugar show which is a. beautiful uh podcast you can check out. um one of them also hosts a podcast with. his brother. Daniel and that's a name of that. guy and that show is. called the Bro Mali show you can check. out both of these men I'm happy to have. them back actually on the podcast for. the second time uh it is Mr Shan Ali and.

Tim. [Music]. Welch shine that light on. me I SP and tell you my. stories. shine on. me and I will find a song I will sing it. just.

God baby Jehovah too you got to remember. are you Jade out huh Jade out too you. cled out you know what I mean y'all were. Witnesses huh J deia the truth the one. and only truth boys just him I'm more of. a Christian SL. Lutheran yeah we went to when I was. growing up we went to sixth Baptist I. think or seventh Baptist we were which. what which one was it I want to say it. was seventh Baptist because we don't.

want to disrespect the seventh Baptists. you know what I mean yeah we were I mean. we were at the end of the Baptist line. we were barely you know you were the. First Baptist yeah I mean they had a. sign on the going into the church that. said Lord wanted oh so it was so they. were looking looking for him yeah they. were it was a lot of uh a lot of soul. searching you're looking healthy really. I mean your complexion your build I want. to know what you've been eating um what. did I have haven't been eaten I had a.

crab cake. yesterday uh what. else I don't know really I guess Endor I. don't know if endorphins or something I. don't even know how you have that um but. we're sitting here we got uh sugar Sean. we got Timbo Timmy Welch. um thank you guys for your time today he. man yall. look. very you were okay T kind of you have.

that look you remind me of like one of. the like a Hitman or a wrestler like in. the 80s or like ear like late 80s mhm oh. a gay one but never but he would never. admit he was gay in fact he threatened. to fight gay like I'll fight gay I'll go. 40 rounds but gay yeah yeah it's in the. closet yeah I mean I've been called a. [ __ ] a handful of times yeah yeah well I. mean when my girl met me she thought Tim. and I were gay the first time MH so. we've called been there how close have.

you guys ever been in like a nudest. environment where you guys are both. nude probably grappling I mean you're B. you know but no I mean in like a sexual. has there ever been a sexual environment. where you guys like were um double. teaming a chick or something or just. even like with somebody's there coach. you know you're coaching you're. cornering him or vice versa like in a. room yeah have you ever cornered during. sex is what I'm asking that's a good. question yeah nothing yet I think no. there's going to be a time where we're. elenita.

that's baby there's going to be look at. her she has a backpack on look at her. yeah I saw her dude I fre look at my. girl that's one of many I watched seven. minutes of her swim lessons are you. kidding me you think I don't know her uh. um no I think there'll be a time where. we're like double teaming a chick or. like we both got a same a different. chick in like a hotel or something like. that'll be a crazy time cuz you know we. we party yeah so um what y'all think of. that Oscar's deal man I thought it was. like a like Tim said it was a nice shot. wasn't loaded up it was like you.

couldn't see it coming it was boom it. was direct open hand so he didn't drop. in which was you know best case scenario. cuz I don't think you wanted to knock. him out right you know what I mean so a. good slap I thought it was a good shot. do you think Rock handled it as well as. he could like cuz Rock it's at a certain. point it looks like he thinks that it's. going to be he's joking yeah and then. I'm sure at a certain point I bet it was. very close quarters when the energy. probably changed in his mind he's like. oh this is not a joke what do I do you. think Rock did the best thing that he.

could have done oh [ __ ] yeah dude I. think so I mean you see him kind of want. to get fired up but I think he did it. the best cuz what the [ __ ] is he. supposed to do and imagine what would. have happened if Will smacked him and it. piled up Chris Bo just barded him yeah. that would have been bad that's what I'm. saying good thing it wasn't it wasn't. like a boom that's the same scenario. with Colby Jorge I was thinking I'm like. that was probably best case scenario. that that Jorge didn't knock Colby out. hit his head kill him so you ran into. Chris at the afterparty yeah bro so it.

was pretty wild so Spade took me over to. the um who actually is from Arizona. shout out I think he's from Scottdale. hey uh so Spade invited me to be his his. uh guest or whatever we went to the um. Vanity Fair. party and then we went to some other. dude a rich guy's house this dude was. really really rich like they had a. machine in the front you could just get. money out of it it was just like it was. a ATM but you could guess any number and. it gave you it was like this this dude. was real real rich like yeah they had.

even his dog had like a little wallet on. his side damn wow so this dude was. really really rich and we went in and. like Jennifer Lawrence is sitting in the. back just hanging out outside like just. in pajamas she like lived next door I. guess and so she came over cuz she heard. some commotion or whatever so she's out. back just hanging out like there's like. pelena pppy Cruise uh like a you know. fancy people I mean it's like fancy.

people you see on the magazine and. they're just sitting there you know. eating you know they had some. raviolis um what else did they have they. had a salad that. looked it was a little wil I thought it. a little bit wilted but people were. eating it rich people will eat they'll. eat kind of more with they'll say it's. like uh more artistic kind of but anyway. so we get to finally see Chris Rock. right and so and I'm with David Spade so. Spade knows him so they're just kind of. talking and he was just shocked he was.

like what the [ __ ] happened he's almost. it reminded me of you ever been at a. party and somebody gets hit by somebody. and then the person that hit him leaves. and there was never really like a big. fight or maybe there even was a fight. but the one dude never had any idea. there was any beef or anything going. on and then you start talking to that. guy and he's like bro what the [ __ ]. happened like what what do you think you. know that's kind of what it was he was. just like what the [ __ ] so did he not. know that she had alopecia or whatever. disease that's why she was bald did he.

not know that I think he had no clue I. think he had no clue and who don't have. alipa everybody's going bald yeah well. it's I'm not not yet exactly and when. you start dude it's going to look crazy. like one of those things that kids used. to put on the end of their pencils it's. going to be wild it's the front or the. back oh yeah which what do you want to. lose first you think if you had to lose. front and back I just shaved the back so. I have like a good front profile talking. to.

yeah you got to go at the front yeah. then you turn around it's no I wouldn't. turn around it's a salvage yard back. there I would did you notice any of. those a-listers judging you you know. this party there was no uh and I'd never. been I've been in some fancy spaces but. I'd never been anything like this like. apparently this is like the party to end. up at right were you were you wearing a. suit yeah oh good I was wearing a suit. and um yeah so we were sitting at Spades. we watched the Oscars over there so. we're just watching and then that the.

the slap happens and it was went mute on. the television everybody's like dang and. we didn't know if it was real and then. all these text messages started coming. in um and then we ended up oh we went to. the Vanity Fair and nobody was really. kind of talking about it I think. everybody was kind of in shock or. contemplating whether it was real or not. that's what I was wondering yeah yeah. there was a guy there was a guy uh a. writer there and I remember him saying I. don't think that it was real and I'm. like I don't think the acting could be. that great yeah bro um and so yeah then.

we ended up at the party and then Rock. was there which I thought was a cool. movie he's at the party he's not like. ducking anything you know I think he. thought it was really weird he didn't. look like affected he didn't have like a. little cast on his jaw or nothing you. know um what would you have done if you. got smacked like that I don't think you. I think your reactions so fast I think. you wouldn't have been able to be hit by. that but what yeah what do you think I. think I would have been I think at a I. at a certain point as he's approaching I. think I would have like squ up yeah I. would have at least embraced like taking.

on the idea that something was going to. happen yeah put up Karate hands I would. have done something peaceful karate. hands even these yeah just just some. separation though between yeah like yeah. I'd have done something or at least. positioned myself like it was something. was going to happen I still might get. hit but something you know I'm going to. look like I'm ready to get hit but Rock. took it like a like a champ bro I agree. he took it like a champ um what rematch. would you rather see mzid doll verse. Kobe or Rock vers.

Smith Rock vers Smith probably just cuz. I don't know how that plays out but. Colby vers Jorge I think I mean think. that plays out pretty similar to how it. played out the first time yeah I agree. well how much bigger is Will than Chris. I think at least 50 pounds I know that. how tall is Chris you mind checking that. out how tall is Chris. Rock 510 wow I wonder if either can. scrap Will Smith is 61 and a. half did you measure at the Oscars I.

looked it up oh I oh you did and then I. got bored of looking it up cuz I was. trying to figure out the weights or. whatever and I just went to sleep yeah I. do that sometimes but uh yeah so that. good scrap though but that was it he was. chilling like the whole party was crazy. it was like like who I mean it was just. I felt like I was literally wandering. through Netflix or something you know. live like a live Netflix yeah like. through like a movie channel it was like. the Kardashians showed up at the end. yeah sh dude I've been watching the. Kardashians from season the first season. so 2006 me and Danny have been watching.

it like binge watching it and dude it's. entertaining it's so much drama and it's. so [ __ ] entertaining that I look. forward to it every night and I'm so. excited there's so many seasons it's. crazy to look 2006 to cuz we know. obviously how their lives are playing. out right now and it's so [ __ ] wild. to watch from back then like Kylie and. Kendall are little girls like 10 11. years old it's wild you think a lot of. perv dudes go back and watch the old. episodes looking at the kids I would. just yank yeah really oh wow interesting.

sad to see yeah did you guys know Jada. was so into sex um I remember hearing. like will didn't please her right I. remember hearing that specifically but. can you even I mean I think I don't know. a lot of black women seem hard to please. a and then B I think it's hard. to uh as a man after a while you only. got so you know what I'm saying you're. already Will Smith what else you going.

to do MH well you can only do like even. if you do some sex what are you going to. do you know well I think switching it up. like cuz Danny and I have been recently. um we hooking up with this chick yeah. like two weekends in a row right and. dude it makes is this the trampoline. chick trampoline chick yes full moon. bird huh so you yeah and so if you don't. know um sea has been they they has a. open wife marriage thank you and they uh. and you said they've been dating a woman. not I wouldn't call it dating we've been.

hanging out we hung out with her twice. we just like you know having a good time. but uh it makes our sex when we have sex. by ourselves better you know like we go. hook up with a chick and then the next. night we're hooking up with each other. talking about that moment or whatever it. just just doing [ __ ] like that cuz we've. been together seven eight years Tim's. been with his girlfriend for like 11. years like you got to do things to keep. spicing it up it's a skill it's a. relation relationships are a skill and. doing things like that like we went on a. date with her we went out to dinner but. ended up getting it to go cuz my sexual.

tension was too high really ordered. dinner I'm like hey let's just get it to. go you know what I'm saying yeah anyway. but doing [ __ ] like that makes our sex. even better do you have other people. reaching out to you about like how do I. get my life to that. situation it's cuz you know there's some. dude sitting at a dang Chipotle right. now with his lady and be like hey a lot. I mean it's so hard cuz everyone's so. insecure like like it it's a buildup. over the years and trust and like the. biggest thing for Danny is like making.

sure I'm not going to like go and fall. in love with this girl and leave her. right so it's like there's just a lot of. communication it's a lot of years built. up and listening to podcast but the. biggest thing is the girls like Mariah. and Danny being open to it and listening. to podcasts and listening or reading. books and doing their own research and. it that that's huge and if a girl isn't. open for that it's going to be very. tough to uh I don't know you're going to. live a fake life for the most part yeah. have you experienced any three bangers. let me think I've been in oh I remember.

years ago I got in uh there was a lady. that looked like there was like this. pretty hot chick right in Missouri and. then there was her friend I think maybe. her cousin or. somebody and they said they were cousins. but they also could have been lying. about being. cousins and one of them looked like one. of those powerlifters from like the like. 1910s or whatever who would lift like. the big thing that it said like a 100. lbs on each side you know this chick was. jacked bro and I had to really make it. happen fast cuz I had to be at the. airport in like 40 minutes right it's.

kind of nice and you have to make it. happen fast and then you have an excuse. you know what I mean I like that anyway. yeah it was going to happen fast man you. know cuz I'm uh my dick has a short Wick. you know it has a good it's a good penis. but has a short Wick bro you know I'm. quick to the dynamite dude and that's. fine I've always been that way I say it. up front yeah you know what I'm saying. like Hey we're going to be talking again. in about 3 minutes yeah that's what I. say round two will be better yeah round. two won't be better. yeah so anyway uh so the one I started.

it's always tough cuz you don't know. like which one to hook up with kind of. first the one who you were more. attracted to or the other one cuz you. don't want you want you know it probably. has to be an even space in the deal and. so I started hooking up with one of them. and then the other one got all. aggressive and started kind of shaking. my shoulders and stuff and like a uh gra. it back your neck oh it was ins yeah. just very like uh aggro and just kind of. move just like moving my like moving my. head right between her shs like that and.

uh and bro I got so scared bro I was so. scared cuz it was a dark hotel room it. was Missouri it was probably a days in. you know and it was yeah it was real. real dicey and so I'm sure I you know. ejected pretty quick and kind of rolled. out but it was you know it was quite a. time um but so I'm glad to know that you. guys out here doing threesom and. training in the desert. bro so if you look at that yeah what. what was the deal with that uh with that. Colby masz all that thing was so wild.

huh yeah I mean you imagine doing that. hit Co coock and something like that. just the whole thing like the thing of. in your head like okay you know where. the guy is you're going to roll up there. you're going to put a mask on that's. like some thug gangster [ __ ] that you. know I would I grew up in Helena Montana. not raised to do that he grew up in the. [ __ ] streets doing [ __ ] maybe not. like that but fighting so that probably. seemed normal-ish to him yeah just how.

he was raised yeah it just seems so wild. like imagine as you're walk and it was. it I guess it was just him and Bob men I. just listened to uh Bob men on um raw. talk with Bradley Martin that little. dude oh yeah and uh yeah he he explained. Bob explained kind of what happened but. yeah I must have just found out the. location they were at obviously post on. their stories and [ __ ] hit him a. couple times by Bop and dipped damn it's. crazy dud god well you know after that. fight with Jorge and J is just [ __ ].

fuming dude he wanted to win it so bad. for his team for that [ __ ] City and. everything and after he just [ __ ]. wanted to do something well dude Colby. posted like five days in a row 5045 5045. hum like five days in a row on Instagram. tagging Jorge just talk [ __ ] talk. talking [ __ ] but I don't know it's. there's a fine line between. entertainment and making it personal and. some people are on different lines col's. on the entertainment line Jorge was on. the personal line and I think Colby was. on the personal line too but I don't.

know it's just not a good look for Jorge. people loved it when he did it to Leon B. Bo pieced him up right there loved it. who Leon Spanx Leon Edwards oh Leon. Edward he hit him backstage at the UFC. boom bo boom two three piece in a. Biscuit people [ __ ] loved that maybe. Jorge thought I'm going to go do it to. kby people will love it maybe he didn't. that maybe that didn't cross his mind I. don't know I'm a fan of both regardless. of it yeah it's weird the ex this the I. don't know and then what do you face. after that and he just had a big. contract it just seems like a lot to.

kind of risk but yeah he must have been. just real real angered up or maybe a. little yeah a couple bumps here and. there oh dude you even in yeah yeah you. could get a bump off of anything there I. wonder how much it'll cost him a quarter. M maybe yeah who knows lawyer fees. [ __ ] paying kby out yeah who knows. [ __ ] he said he he hit he pleed not. guilty right yep so who knows if he was. even and then he went on twit uh Twitter. and said you shouldn't talk about my. kids then Nate di I said you just called.

you just [ __ ] gave yourself up or. turned yourself in or whatever he. scuffed col's Rolex 9,000 yeah yeah but. some company will fix that just to say. they fixed it you know somebody would. help with that probably well Kobe's. probably gonna get that from Jorge hey. you need 50,000 just for the Rolex yeah. who no one's heard of heard from Colby. yet either it adds oh that's interesting. like did something really happen to him. could have I mean dude you get hit like. that you could give a bad concussion I'm. sure his lawyers like don't say [ __ ] let. me take care oh that could be it too and.

then not hear from Kobe is kind of rare. too exactly um What ethnicity do you. feel like is like the hardest to knock. out you Mexicans really yeah Mexicans. are dude I'd say. Mexicans I've sparred with a lot I mean. I fought and sparred a lot of Mexicans. MH some of them just don't go down wow. what do you think too dude I'm same. really 100% dude ESS. this kid one of The Ultimate Fighter.

beat the [ __ ] tar out of the kid and. he just keep walking. forward something something in there. what is it well look at Nate small. brains oh chill J you think it's smaller. brains some people some people. specifically I think are so stupid that. they can't get knocked out because I. think some smart people you know the. brain says okay that's enough let's shut. off some people are so dumb that might. not be like let's keep going you know. ball well I've heard it be called [ __ ]. before tardio yeah the brain's like I'm.

going to want to finish a book next week. so let's [ __ ] shut it down tonight. yeah it's I mean it's sad though I mean. some sometimes it's yeah it's like just. just go out like that kid with the green. hair that I fought oh yeah he didn't an. interviewed like a week later saying. he's like yeah I train eight days a week. he did an interview with a waffle maker. a week later I'm sure yeah he said he. trains eight days a week did he really. I'm like that [ __ ] should be. champ right now he's training that much. it's a lot I tried that um do you think. with Davidson figur fig figuro uh do you.

think that they they can knock each. other out like I was talking to. um uh oh no Moreno do you think with. Moreno figuro they can knock each other. out I mean yeah I think they both have. the potential too I think they're both. so equally matched that it's hard to set. up that perfect shot or you know a lot. of Knockouts come from someone being so. fatigued but they're so evenly matched. that it's like one doesn't really. completely fatigue they're both kind of.

similar skills similar cardio that cuz. they haven't finished each other right I. think Mareno submitted him rear naked. choked him and so that's 111 but yeah I. mean they definitely possibility to. knock each other out but I don't know if. they will cuz is that what's next is. that what we're hearing a fourth fight. number four yeah I think they're locked. up right I think they're locked up for a. four yeah the thing in fighting you say. something can't happen and it [ __ ]. happens dude yeah no for. sure you know um there's times you know.

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Babel language for. life um are you really cornering that. yarn fight uh uh p p pet fight yeah um. no not really it was funny my buddy. Schmitty came down he's like hey dude. Peter said he uh he Corner can't come so. I just messaged Peter on Instagram never. talked to him before other than on. Twitter and uh sent him a video and he. he must he opened it and posted on. Twitter and you know a lot of people. thought I was serious but. there I wouldn't I mean I wouldn't waste.

my time going I don't give a [ __ ] if he. wins or loses he you wants someone in. your corner that you know genuinely. wants you to win or is going to like. somewhat care like what kind of video. you send him like a audit like a video. of you corner I was streaming and I was. like yo Peter heard you need a corner. let me know if you uh let me know I'll. be there but that fight's going to be. sick I would love you know I want Peter. to win yeah I want to win you know two. more fights knock out Peter for the Bel. that's that's ideal that's that's your.

direction right now yeah but do you. think I'm going to head up here I feel. like I'm not in costume enough no you're. good no do you think though that cuz now. you're like I remember asking you. whenever you came uh on this past. weekend the first time I remember asking. you and and like and saying dude if you. like you just started maybe like doing. some streaming or gaming and stuff and I. was like if you started making more. money off of that and stuff like would. that what's your passion kind of you're. like it's just I love to fight fighting.

is what I like but now that you have. like another life you have another. Revenue stream that's similar probably. to your fighting purses I would guess at. this point I mean there's big there's. there's good money in this type of thing. yeah um do. you do you want it to kind of like like. make it a little bit longer almost I'd. be like I'll do a fight a year you know. like good question I'll answer it like. this I I definitely make more money. outside of fighting than I do fighting.

right now hopefully you know I have two. more fights in my contract fight those. out hopefully that's not the case. hopefully you know being a professional. athlete at the highest level being the. star that I am I hopefully will be. making more money than I am outside of. the UFC ideally um with that being said. yeah I think eventually I would like to. get to a where I'm just doing super. fights you know living training every. day it's [ __ ] hard on the body dude. yeah it's like some days you just don't. a [ __ ] train especially going through.

fight camps last year I did three fight. camps about 8 weeks out each 886 24. weeks out of the year I was in fight. camp and uh it was a lot I I don't know. it's it's hard to say when you depends. when you ask me cuz when I am in fight. Camp I do enjoy it I learn how to enjoy. it by the end of it though like where. Tim's at he's Tim has a big competition. coming up ADCC trials you're just. [ __ ] over it dude you just don't want. to train anymore it's just like you want. to go out there compete and then. recently after my fight to like the. [ __ ] party dude I go through like 8.

weeks like straight up two months of. wanting to just like every weekend just. kind of Where the Boys At like let's. [ __ ] go because it's in Camp so much. discipline you're missing out on you. feel like you're missing out on. everything you're just training and. recovering train and recovering yeah so. after the fights yeah you get a little. carried away or at least I do I have. been for about two months wanting to. just party but if I could if I could you. know two fights a year I'd be happy with. two fights a year you know early maybe. one early. January February March and then this.

this December if I like fighting in. December for some reason it's just a. nice way to end the year um yeah I don't. even know what the [ __ ] question was. yeah I mean the [ __ ] discipline with. the diets dude you just want some sour d. oh some Sour P like sour dough oh dude I. remember one time I was on a um what's. it called when you don't eat nothing and. you just like Fast think about God yeah. fast I was on a fasting bro and uh I. could hear some body fold a piece of. bread from like 200 yards.

away dude if a [ __ ] had. something stuck in their teeth dude I. could smell it bro like I just it was. insane how how how many days did you go. that was only at probably four or five. days that's I've never done that I don't. even can't even think about doing that. bro you get so alert man you your like. your stomach itself is [ __ ] is like is. smelling you know it's crazy just how. alert you get um what is the uh the. trials you have coming up what is is it. Tim yeah yeah it's a it's a grappling.

tournament it's like one of the biggest. ones in my bracket alone there's like. almost 250 guys so it's going to be a. long it's ADCC trials so you got to. compete you have to win these trials to. compete in ADCC so it's like the Olympic. trials to get to the Olympics so we're. going to Vegas Friday he competes. Saturday could have potentially four. five six matches Saturday you win all. those then you have to compete again. Sunday and win those to be able to go to. the ADCC that's a big deal are you in. fighting shape right now for. yeah I'm in good shape I'm in good shape.

I'm ready to [ __ ] probably best shape. you've been in going through a. tournament best skill level buil best. skill set strongest you've ever bid oh. you look you sell Doritos dude like in. an alley like I definely feel like right. now you look like Chester cheetah's. [ __ ] hit man thank you thank you I. appreciate that um yeah dude y'all's. division that bantamweight div uh that. bantamweight division is [ __ ] fire. stacked up I like I keep getting asked. who I want to fight I really wanted to. fight May 7th there's a card here in. Phoenix. I you know I wanted to fight Pedro Munos.

um but apparently he's he's not ready to. go till July so there's a big c July 2nd. International fight week I'm. hoping praying. Jehovah that uh he's ready to go by July. 2nd you know do you know that you're is. there something kind of Brewing you just. can't really say it or you still know. that's that's as much as I know right. now is I'm I'm trying to fight Pedro pre. prelim Pedro July 2nd if he's if he's. ready to go and if not I I would like to. know you know Pedro let me know if you.

can't fight so I can you know look for. someone else but that that's the plan I. want to go knock out Pedro knock out Rob. font if he beats Cheeto wouldn't mind. knocking out Cheeto again uh and then. fighting for the title do you think and. other things could happen in there too. that could shake that whole pudding up. dude absolutely but do you would Cheeto. have a new advantage against you since. you guys fought before do you think. there's cuz he would be the first person. I guess fight you again that'd be a. first rematch so would there be is there. an advantage that he could have even.

from a coaching standpoint what both. what do both you guys think if you go. back and watch that. fight I'm not being biased towards. myself you go back and watch that fight. he landed one kick with his big toe on. my nerve which shut off my foot shut off. my whole leg I couldn't walk oh yeah but. before that before. that uh before that I I was dude I was. piecing him up even when he kicked my. leg I was still stumbling around piecing. him up I blitzed in threw a combo pieced.

him up he turtled up and I went back to. step step back and my foot just there. was nothing there just laid on my back. and he he landed an elbow uh at that. point you know I was a minute and a half. in my leg was completely numb and and I. fall on my back he gets on top lands a. little elbow ref stops it um you know. and his mind depending on how his mind. works I would assume he's got to. know that wasn't like a that wasn't a. win that wasn't me going out there and. knocking out hian Piva that's a win.

right Me Knocking out Eddie weinland. that's a win some Eddie lost that one. yeah did you sleep like him last night. yeah yeah I think you know in his mind. he's got to know he's got to know that. wasn't a it's not a win he wouldn't be. so insecure about it I mean he wouldn't. get so [ __ ] fired up if he knew it. was going to be like what I [ __ ]. knocked you out but he gets fired up but. I think mentally he's a super strong kid. but I think his coaches saw the speed. that you have and saw like [ __ ] got out. of their best case scenario so that's a.

big fight he's got to say he's got to. say yeah I I'll want it again I'll do it. again he can't say anything else but. it's going to happen again well I think. there's something to and do you think. that that cheetah would have an. advantage to have been in there with. them before been in there with Shan. before there wasn't it wasn't the fight. was so quick right if anything it's. worse for him that he knows how much. faster I am than him he's got to have. felt that yeah um well what about this. all right I'm just a big fan of hers um. what about uh oh [ __ ] there was someone.

I was going to ask you dog about. that yeah I mean it it I don't know it. was it was yeah I mean look it's oh. here's one of the reasons I think. probably people would get upset is. because since you have more of a name. also outside of the sport or congruent. with the sport right you have like a an. energy of vibe right you're also a. commodity outside of it that if they win. or lose kind of you're still you have. kind of have this other bravado that.

goes on so I could understand probably. that even if somebody beat you and but. people are still talking about you where. you still have your show going you still. have a way to like be kind of winning. each week in your own like world and. stuff that people would be like oh that. that it would rub people a little bit. just cuz I think by Nature we all get. jealous you know or and I'm not saying. he's jealous but I think we all get you. know I I think that would just be normal. I I got a lot of hate for The Undefeated.

like even from other professional. fighters I mean it's it you hear Co Kobe. com was just sound the full Senpai he's. like I feel like he said he feels like. he's undefeated he feels like those. fights against kamaro he didn't lose he. thought he won in his mind and it to to. random to other people normal people. sounds stupid I get it dude I don't feel. like I lost that fight I do not feel. like my skill set lost to his skill set. I feel like it a completely freak. accident why isn't happened again why. hasn't he's fought like three or four. times why hasn't he kicked that nerve.

again and something that fires me up I. love Joe Rogan but God damn it he oh I'd. love to just watch that fight back with. him and he's like oh he kicked the he. kicked his legs right up from under him. like he really didn't dude he landed one. kick on my nerve with his toe and it. obviously you see me get fired up about. it I'm I'm going to get that rematch. back it's going to be a big fight um so. I mean so along the way that'd be a. fight You' like to have probably going. to happen yeah it just needs to make. sense it needs to make sense my whole.

career's made sense it just that fight. will happen when it makes sense yeah I. don't Rob font who do you think wins. that it's a very interesting matchup Rob. font Cheeto five rounds in the smaller. cage well I think after that kind of. thing you'll start to get a better idea. you know that's that's the neatest thing. about y' sport is like while you're. waiting for your fighter you know other. there's other little pieces that are. shifting and so you're like oh the whole. the landscape could look totally. different you know and what about the. dude Jal uh.

uh it's hard to read a lot of the r it. just it's hard to get through it um zash. V you know oh yeah yeah people forget. about him just cuz his name's too hard. to pronounce people literally forget. about him I don't think they forget. about him because his name is hard to. pronounce I think they forget about him. CU he's he's the typical like kind of. wrestler yeah when he fights it's time. to go get a snack or it's not like. entertaining there's no Val like there's. nothing there's no plus like side to. that those fights right. right tough [ __ ] good. [ __ ] there's just no like if.

that fights like if I'm champ and he's. next that fight happens you know what I. mean um yeah it's exciting dude the. division's on fire right now we got Jose. Alo TJ Dillashaw Cory San and Peter Al. like the [ __ ] division's on fire. Cody's coming back up I think Cody's. going back up to to bantamweight or. Bellator one of the two yeah will you. even forget about Dillashaw that he just. came back I mean he had the one fight. against San that's it right that fight. was so impressive coming off the EPO. everyone knew everyone was questioning. him for him to go out there lose the.

first couple rounds to Cory get his ACL. or whatever torn off in the first round. for him to adjust and adapt and be able. to pull off the victory but that's also. a close fight like Cory says he thinks. he won that fight and you know I I think. a lot of people thought he won that. fight close fight but for TJ to actually. get that victory that was [ __ ] huge. yeah yeah that's sick man that whole. division sick did you uh rewatch Peter. versus Alo yet I I rewatched some of the. fights they post on YouTube they they. just recently posted that uh no I. haven't rewatched it I remember watching.

it live and I remember thinking that. Peter was going to win but then. surprised that aljo kind of kept it. going so yeah I don't know it was slowly. getting bad for aljo towards the end. there like there was still like 10 nine8. minutes left or whatever to fight and. Peter would didn't look like he was. slowing down well Peter would like kind. of go down and he he every time he was. moving he was throwing throwing just uh. punches every time he was moving. everything he it was like it's like he. couldn't even not throw a punch it's.

like you could shake his hand and he. would also punch you you know it's like. he couldn't help it like he's Russian. yeah oh dude Russian that's why I think. Russian might be the hardest to knock I. think Russian seems I mean you guys. would know a lot better but Russian. seems like the hardest snow Brothers a. lot of people call them snow Brothers uh. they seem like the hardest to knock out. dude we'll see I'm I'm excited to fight. Peter someday that little [ __ ] is. tough dude he's sick to watch Terminator. dude yeah he's not like a. he I think he is capable of grappling.

and kind of being like a hardcore. Grappler like he's capable of it a skill. set but the dude likes to box he likes. to [ __ ] fight like actually fight and. entertain which is I think what I. respect so much about him yeah that he. has the skill set to be boring like Mor. or someone like that but he chooses to. be a [ __ ] gangster sick to watch see. Colby was really pushing for the Israel. adagia fight oh he was yeah him against. Israel I'll say this about Kobe man he. does a great job of kind of. position you don't realize it but he. positions himself into these great.

fights Yeah well yeah he doesn't get. finished like the fights are close. enough to where it's like okay that you. know cuz he didn't get finished by. kamaro if he got finished it's like a it. puts you in a different situation a. different position to be able to he. can't call out is he yeah now it's like. oh he's coming off a loss but people are. still like oh yeah that would be. interesting and Israel's kind of the. defender of the Free World in a weird. way so I could see him taking that just. to go and like want I want to shut this. guy up or something kind of thing I. don't think UFC makes that coming off a. lost never been UFC welterweight champ.

like I mean after Jared kir they. might yeah I mean cuz what's next what. would be next for Izzy he's [ __ ] ran. through everyone in his division so he's. got to fight J Jared caner and then. after that maybe Colby would happen. unless Jared clocks is he yeah exactly. you know you never know fighting [ __ ]. crazy fight's [ __ ] wild it's a wild. yeah and it's just gotten Wilder I mean. during the pandemic cuz I you got I saw. you guys before the pandemic I saw y'all. at the fights at the um what was the.

last one I don't remember but I remember. always watching my fight back oh no it. was the green-haired fight when I fought. him uh at the end of the fight it's. paned through the through the uh. audience and there boom they're Ste. like sick yeah that was cool man the. last one was great too man the one where. you fought uh per pirate H and Piva yeah. yeah that was a sick fight that was a. sick fight dude that was a that was just. a great fight to be at too um so you. guys have had kind of a lot of downtime. right dude after my fight I think there.

was about two months where it was like. you know every not every weekend but a. lot of the weekends we were in La yeah. we didn't go to Miami we I think might. have went to LA a couple times partied. here a couple times which is rare we. don't usually party here but I actually. oh I'd flown out a bunch of my twitch. subscribers from they all lived at home. with their parents took them to the club. bought a limo old school 1999 Lincoln. limo flew him out never been to a party. or never been to a club couple of them. are virgins oh yeah took them to the. club popped a little uh little uh right.

had them [ __ ] Just Dance have the. time of their [ __ ] lives dude it was. legendary and uh yeah so we went out out. in Phoenix which is rare we don't. usually go out here who did I mean oh I. met some girl I was in New. Orleans and she's like oh sugar she's. like sugar Sean said we should bang cuz. we both have the same birthday I'm like. and her you and her no she said that she. said that I was like that's such a great. pickup line oh we have the same birthday. we should [ __ ] yeah it makes sense I.

mean if we're born the same day might as. well [ __ ] yeah obviously the astrologist. want it um that's true is there any like. um I was trying to think of some good. products for different like like a. different Fighters that would be good. you know for podcas is no for uh. supplements I'm kind of changing the. subject I guess yeah I was just thinking. of like different um like like what if. herbine made like alarm clocks you know. or like I'm just trying to think what. would be neat cuz a lot of guys could.

have a cool product I think they don't. kind of have one you know I'm just. trying to think of what something like. that would be you know yeah some yeah it. takes yeah marketing products and [ __ ]. is a whole another [ __ ] skill outside. of fighting that some people have some. people don't you uh had had Bryce Bryce. Mitchell on a couple times he seems like. a [ __ ] character oh yeah love his. lifestyle he's that's [ __ ] hilar like. just him well one thing I noticed about. Bryce especially remember when he when. he spoke after that win which it was.

interesting at the beginning of that. fight you kind of saw like okay here's. Bryce Mitchell he's like more you know. he that's it's a big step up in class. just in in in the hypothetical class of. of these you know the history of these. men so you're like this is going to be. interesting you felt it when the cage. closed you're like this is like kind of. like a boy goes up the mountain kind of. vibe MH and and then he just I mean he. just controlled the whole thing and then. afterwards he was like I'll I'll defend. my land like I'm not supporting this war. but I'll defend my homeland my Arkansas.

and that [ __ ] was interesting to me cuz. I'm like that's kind of where people are. getting I think a little bit people are. like I'm not buying into some of this. Amer like this [ __ ] fighting. somebody else's War type of [ __ ] but. I'll defend my yard you know like I'll. defend my my home territory I just felt. like you can kind of start to feel that. in the world a little bit you know like. people are like there's so much dark art. kind of going on out there about um like. what the government's really doing with.

you know using like troops and all this. and what their real intentions are well. it's crazy Russia like they don't have. internet they don't have they're Russian. uh state news so whatever they put out. is the only news the Russians can see so. they don't really know that they're. invading Ukraine or whatever they think. they're they're fighting Ukraine for a. different reason what so Russia has no. Wi-fi I don't think they right now right. can you look that up but then how do. those women send all those pictures to.

us then how's Peter tweet Peter's not. live in Russia he was in like um. Thailand [ __ ] can you look that up Cham. but their only source of news is like. Russian news well dude I remember when I. went to I went to Cuba one time right. when I was in college and we uh the. library there started with when Fidel. and uh CH goas were in they started. power so the the history of Cuba started. then like in their Library so you.

couldn't learn yeah anything else you. wanted to find you had to like get your. grandmother to tell you or them to sneak. you a book like if you went to the. library that was what it was you know. damn wow yeah history dude it's weird. cuz growing up I'm like why the [ __ ]. would I I mean why would I I don't care. what happened before I'm just living in. the future baby yeah and uh now I mean. it's kind of interesting I don't really. go about it and look for it but it's. more interesting now growing up I was. like I don't give a [ __ ] what happened. well the only thing you have growing up.

is the F like at a certain point your. life starts to get more past in it so. you start to think I think about the. history more yeah because your own life. is like oh now I got 26 years I got 27. years you know my life I have a little. more history Let Me Maybe contemplate it. but when all you have is the future like. you're like [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] the mayl. seventh grade getting a boner [ __ ]. when someone says anything like who H. and they're trying to teach me about. [ __ ] sack and then I'm listening I'm. like what yeah [ __ ] but yeah you're like. [ __ ] the mayow the fact that they're.

even teaching kids history is insane. dude yeah when a kid all they care about. is the future you know some dude I. remember having one buddy who was just. obsessed like a his like that dude. should be learning about it and then. progressively learning more and more but. for someone like me it's like don't. waste your time I know [ __ ] don't teach. me anything could you have been a. pilgrim or something you think be honest. with me dude I'm a [ __ ] I can't do [ __ ]. I can't make a [ __ ] fire I can't he. rather helpless I'm pretty helpless when.

it comes to it yeah and the more money I. make the worse I get like no I guess. I've been better I've been getting. ripped and doing laundry and dishes like. recently a couple times cuz for the most. part it's like I don't do you got to do. dishes fast to get ripped doing it I. feel like I get high throwing my airpods. throwing a podcast and like you I can. find enjoyment send Tim a video be like. dude I'm [ __ ] doing the dishes doing. the dishes how often do you guys see. each other uh. five times a week oh yeah all the time.

mostly at training though yeah Monday we. train together Tuesday we train. together W I don't know yeah randomly we. do the pods Sundays the more popular. that you guys getting the more that your. life kind of gets bigger with fighting. do you have to be careful who you spar. with and stuff do you get a lot more. selective with that or what does that. kind of look like yeah I mean as far as. actual sparring leading up for a fight. like sparring headgear mouth guard chin. pads all that [ __ ] I don't Spar outside. of camp I haven't for years I Spar once. I get a fight booked I'll start sparring.

sparring grappling wise I mean you don't. if there's a new kid and he just looks. like a complete [ __ ] spaz or a huge. guy I'll avoid him but usually we pick. the rounds for him when we're going in. training camp and it's eight weeks out. try to figure out who's the best then we. pick the right kids dang cuz we I mean. it's so hard to say you got to SP I feel. like you have to spar leading up to a. fight you got to get the timing down you. got to get that that same energy that. same [ __ ] feeling as a fight um but. you also don't want to go in there and.

have a fight of the night $50,000 fight. of the night or a fight of the Night. round or a [ __ ] crazy round like you. don't want to get hurt sparring that's. where n like so many people get hurt. sparring yeah and it's just where I'd. rather go into a fight healthy with Le. like less intense intensity sparring. then be like damn I sparred so [ __ ]. hard for this camp but my hand can't. make a fist or my head kind of hurts. going into this fight I'd rather feel. Health they going into a fight yeah you. try to get how many practices of.

Jiu-Jitsu you try to get a month um. that's a good question man I would. say 8 to 10 wow it's good if I can it's. been hard just kind of with moving. around and stuff like that and then. sometimes it's like I got to do I got to. make sure I'm yoga up enough to get in. there too just so I just want to be. prepared yeah a good warm up is so. [ __ ] important dude and I kept. getting damaged up like big dudes would. come in at you know like big bear or. whatever you know this guy and the guy. always has a name yeah this dude name.

yeah everybody you know bear or fridgy. or whatever you know something I'm like. I don't want to be around this guy you. know yeah and the guy's so warm you're. like trying to fight him and he's just. so big all you can tell is just that. he's warm and uh so there's been I've. taken some damage a couple times where I. to sit out for three weeks you know part. of it the worst dude and it's inevitable. it's going to happen it sucks have y'all. been approached by some of them stem. cell joints y'all thought about getting. stemmed up I mean I would um I haven't. though yeah not really.

never I don't even know if I don't even. think you're allowed to in the UFC I. don't know what the stem cell laws are. rules are any of that [ __ ] so I don't. know people do them yeah yeah I think. porier got some in his hip you know or. something oh cuz he had a torn lab I'm. pretty sure right lab I think is I have. a I've had laum surgery hip surgery laam. laum yeah you got them in your shoulders. too oh. yeah some people do you probably don't. yeah I might not have him I what's next.

for por speaking of you know what I mean. he wanted to fight Nate Nate doesn't. really seemed like that's going to. happen kby and Dustin would be such a. sick [ __ ] fight dude I think Dustin. knows that Colby is a [ __ ] to. fight dude he is his car he's not going. to get. tired he's he's wrestling's Elite his. striking it's weird cuz his striking is. kind of sloppy but it's very effective. in an MMA especially with his threat the. Tak down I bet Dustin looked at that. fight like God damn it dude I do not.

want to lose to that [ __ ] I. don't even know if it's worth fighting. him right maybe will you weigh out Nate. and Colby come on yeah you want that. Nate fight yeah you want the Nate fight. and also it's like you know the Nate. fight is probably going to go the. distance it's just going to be a just. people hitting each other it's going to. be a real dog fight but Dustin versus. KOB is very interesting cuz Dustin's a. [ __ ] dude throws bombs also has. good Pace yeah I don't think he it. doesn't seem like he want he doesn't.

want to give Kobe that like you deserve. to fight you know it's I could see that. for sure it's a big fight you know. Dustin has you know I feel like that in. certain ways like I don't want to give. people big fights I just don't yeah they. don't deserve it is there a guy out. there that's even in front of you that. you feel like this is I wouldn't do. it uh I don't know just give him the. opportunity like yeah well that's kind. of I feel with the Cheeto rematch I. don't really you'll earn it well like. that's what I'm saying it'll happen when. it happens like build yourself up make.

your a name I made a name for Cheeto. he's got a name because of me build. yourself up bu you know let's build the. big a big fight well say say uh Yan wins. right okay then what then who's cuz. sandhagen and Yan fought yeah TJ's. probably next oh wow or TJ vers Aldo or. TJ vers Dominick Cruz is super. interesting um you know um I don't think. Rob Cheeto I don't think the winner of. that gets a gets title fight uh I'd say.

TJ's probably next I would I would. guess when you um yeah and who's who. does San Haagen fight winner of Rob. Cheeto and then for that would be a. title Eliminator. maybe I mean there's there's the whole. division there's just so many [ __ ]. like and you have to like look at it's. it's going to take a year you know every. time it's like this is a year and a half. later is that person still going to be. in and what's going to be going on yeah. it's pretty captivating you know it's. super super it's crazy to think about.

like the MLB n NFL NBA like it's like. they just play every weekend so multiple. times a week sometimes fighting it's. like if you get three fights in a year. it's like a lot it's a good amount oh. yeah and also it's hard to e like UFC. became my favorite sport like MMA became. my favorite sport it's interesting like. probably over the pandemic cuz it was. available and um yeah and it was just I. don't know it was there yeah it was just.

there first of all and it didn't seem. like a [ __ ] like the everything else. seemed to like turn into such a [ __ ] f. it was just like NBA is weird because. it's like sometimes like when the. beginning of the game doesn't really. seem like it's more like I'd watch the. fourth quarter right what was your. favorite before fighting I think it was. NFL was it but now you start to know the. player it doesn't seem like there's any. beef between the teams that much anymore. like I think that's one thing that UFC. still has you know it's the president. that's all Dana White you know that they.

still have be these guys there's still. beef between them the money isn't so. much that that one of them is going to. say oh let's just have a good time out. here like the NBA players they're all. friends now there's just not as much. compet like yeah like I have to win this. I guess there's probably like like Tom. Brady seems like that like there's. there's those competitors LeBron James. like right yeah and fighting it's. [ __ ] life or death really like you. could die in there I guess football's.

similar but but everybody's so. controlled in what they say in those. places like they all have publicists. that man so nobody's like hey [ __ ] the. Dolphins yeah I'm going to I hope we. beat the [ __ ] out of the Dolphins like. if one player said that they would be. the favorite player in a week they can't. say that they're legally not allowed to. I don't think in their contracts to be. like their Twitter has to be certain. like like look at AB now Adrien Brown. look at him going crazy now he's not in. the NFL he can say whatever the [ __ ] he. wants and he's being himself and he's a.

whole different character now do you. think he got paid when for full send. podcast do you think he got paid that. next day I'm sure they cut him some I. think for certain guests like that like. I think Fen paid Kodak Black I think. they paid certain guys that are that. level to get on there yeah so yeah they. probably caught him a little chiz like. what 50 Stacks how no I couldn't even. guess I would bet it would be around. there maybe at least 30 I would bet 30. to Cruise in yeah and if you just lost. your job I think you're like all right.

I'll take it dud well he was AB was. [ __ ] he went on the pulsive podcast. after that and we just spitting out. sponsors I'll tell you something that. gets under my gizzard. bro and I'll tell you this that. sometimes you get subscriptions and they. redo without you doing it they reup they. get you they reup you order that you. know whatever it is a Diet Pepsi. subscription and they keep sending it to. you but just wanted one box of it well. thankfully uh that's changing thanks to.

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EO go right now true bill.com. Theo it could save you thousands a year. is your uh you're still in the same spot. in La same Studio or you moving U I. think we're moving actually I got a. house in Nashville now oh [ __ ] that's. right you go back and forth yeah I go. back and forth how's that is that tough. do you feel like you're at home like. more home at one or the other it's like. literally like having in two different. worlds kind of is it kind of sick though. uh it's nice cuz you can like okay I'm.

here and I'm doing this for a couple. weeks and then I'm here you I bet that. is kind of nice this is kind of cool and. you get to meet like totally different. people it's like a lot more of a Down. toe vibe in Nashville a lot of beautiful. women there friendly people country. music you kind of get in with a. different group uh Kid Rock lives there. so you get to like hang out with some. real [ __ ] you know Hill animals you. knowes yeah yeah so you what's what's. your uh you've been talking to many. ladies or how do you go about that yeah.

I've been doing some dating dude um. what's going on yeah I've been doing. some dating I'm not sure sometimes I. feel like I want to have more of like a. real spouse you know yeah so I'm even. thinking more like wife hunt a little. 2022 wife you know I God it's hard. though because you meet a girl one time. she's on her best behavior she's not on. her period she's not hungry like she's. dressed up especially when you're. already popular like I'm so thankful I. met Danny before I had money before.

anything before I was anyone like I met. Danny she liked. me you know for who I was and then that. was nice I betan it's hard dating trying. to find an actual partner now that. you're you know you're a celebrity it's. I bet it's trickier yeah I think I've. always had a pretty good feel for like. real thty type of chicks or some chick. that's just after you know like I think. and I want more like a like I'm thinking. like a mother to a you know what I'm. saying I start thinking about that kind. of stuff Mexicans are are good oh dude I.

I I've already every time I see a. Mexican I'm like I want to be Mexican. you know like oh every time I tell them. straight up dude and they I technically. am Mexican now really yeah cuz like. Danny's Mexican I'm white we had a baby. yeah Alena's half Mexican we have the. same. DNA therefore I'm half Mexican this. sounds like something UFC math dude um I. this St dude what if you started [ __ ]. looking Mexican dog I'm trying crazy bro.

you got to know I think you got to do. the U Mexican colors in the hair yeah I. think we could we could do something. like that and you got to get like a. prison thing God I should have kept my. [ __ ] tat I had a tat right here that. said something brown pride was caral or. something you need one like uh caral or. what's the one they always put or. Familia yeah yeah you need something. hard broil and you need like just two. Mexican kids like walking behind you at. all times bro I mean we might have. another one someday yeah yeah you never. know do you guys think about it well.

honestly after watching the Kardashians. makes me want to have like there's. seeing the sister's relationship it's. funny cuz they're always [ __ ] arguing. fighting but it just makes you want like. super cool like me and my brother and. sister like we have our own our. relationships it's makes you [ __ ]. kind of want to have a little tribe yeah. but I also want to just get like a black. girl pregnant Asian girl I want to have. like a bunch of different Danny doesn't. really like that but accident happen you. know what I mean do you like Kim. Kardashian's butt. what do you mean would I sit on it no do. you like it would you would you be like.

yeah I want I want that butt oh I'd be. on that thing dude I'd be on it like. that dude that puts out the like the. orange land equipment and he's like. lining up things and stuff like that. like when they're building the sidewalk. yeah I would be like and he leaves. something overnight for some reason like. what the [ __ ] is that I heard Kim and. Pete might not be doing too good is that. true dude she rolled up to the party. saying's Pete you know and she looked. like exactly like you thought like this. this uh just a queen cuz the party you. got there you had to go up this she was. there she was there she rolled in with. like Batgirl did you talk to her Batgirl.

Heidi Clum her and somebody else there. was just so much like finest I couldn't. even see after the third person like it. was literally did you talk to her hey hi. how you no ah I don't know if she saw me. it was really really fast I met her. before years ago but I don't know if she. would remember. damn we trying to catch her attention at. all the party trying to do a little. something cool no cuz we were leaving. when they was coming in I would have. fell in front of her or something oh. dude they had something I mean they just.

had so many like um I mean just Kevin. Bacon I me just so many the the whole. party was absolutely just it was AA it. was like I don't even know any of those. people you named yeah but Leonardo. DiCaprio I've heard of him um why did. you say that like you want to [ __ ] him. but I think also you see that day like. Le that's fine could you if if you had. to go for a big dog like that who would. you go for cuz I feel like if you showed. up in the afternoon one of them would.

[ __ ] you yeah Leo God not at night. though at night there's a level of dice. that comes with this yeah but you show. up afternoon. time with a tennis thing on oh and your. gold chain I mean that's a different. world out there isn't it those kind of. endless parties just like oh it was you. could tell that that I've never we've. never been they could afford anything. they could cure AIDS if they wanted to. you could just smell it in the air like. they even like little ordures like oh. these cure AIDS if you want one like. damn it's like why should should we tell.

people about that like no no no no it's. just for us just for us they had all of. it bro they had stem cells they were. running around with the whole place was. just there IV station set up oh it was. magical it was magical and there was a. couple somebody had let in a couple. straight Busters bro just some [ __ ]. real animal dudes bro just regular guys. right and this yeah oh just regular like. as if we it's and the funny thing is the. dudes knew me immediately right so I was. like. that's my crowd baby and this dude just. over there I think he's from Ireland or.

something he was just doing rails off. this table by himself and then like. that's us like 20 minutes later he was. just looking just like this and he was. holding his girl's hand but like with. the straightest arm ever like he was so. geek he might had a little fentol in. there oh yeah bro like he was early to. that fentol do y'all run a fentanyl test. or have JX or somebody do a little bump. first or how do you guys run it yeah Tim. usually takes care of that. yeah no no we're [ __ ] drug free have.

you had a night we like that was too. much like we did did you go to the ER. ever no yeah you think about it I've. thought about it no the ER I mean I i'. always know I'm going to come around. give me a couple days I'm G to [ __ ]. be all right yeah yeah you do IVs much. well you don't really [ __ ] do do much. you don't do Adderalls you don't do. scotch free on the drugs besides. caffeine uh oh I did. iasa so I went and did iasa ceremony so.

that's a drug in per uh just I did that. [ __ ] right off the 101 in La dude I'm. not even joking dude I was 180 ft from. like a um poy actually you could smell. the like in the afternoon like I guess. three times a day they do biscuits over. there when they do like the bakes and um. you could smell them at each time and it. would definitely liven up the freaking. iasa vibe sitting there just balling. crying and suddenly it's just like has. this whole biscuit Vibe yeah that's.

funny um that was pretty Next Level I'm. sure there's a lot of it out here in the. desert cuz a lot of there's a lot of. like bootleg Indians out here too yeah. that's see iwaska kind of kind of scares. me I would I think I'm going to you know. I'll do it eventually I'd like to go and. do it like per go into the jungle and. [ __ ] do it for real maybe wait till. after fighting yeah well Tucson they got. a lot of peyote down there man yeah tan. what you call it I used to live down. there I we really be down there too much. what is it two hours from us Jay Tucson. yeah we don't really go down there too.

much it's a lot of like I remember it. was a lot of like men with dream. catchers which was a interesting Vibe. you know you don't see that with men huh. and what else dude a lot of people uh a. lot of people like making rock shapes in. their yard kind of is that like rock. stacking yeah like yeah different like. little baby uh like that's their. landscape just like some rock stack yeah. like baby what are those things babbe. alars or like little altars and stuff. kind of some Jesus [ __ ] m not quiet more.

like moon wolf [ __ ] oh okay a lot of. moon wolf junkies down there uh a lot of. feather you know feather [ __ ] like. that uh feather [ __ ] yeah like I like. all sorts of I'm not really picky what. about you about what women oh you want. to talk about women then I see you you. [ __ ] want to talk about some. puss huh well it's just not my mind 247. time my t level I feel like is pretty. high I think I. constantly you know if I could bust if.

we could if I could bust a good solid. twice in a day and then the next day I. feel like I'll be like kind of normal. and then like it'll my test or my chi. will start building up again but it's on. my mind a lot like just smashing. biscuits do you will you refuse to uh. touch yourself with your own hand I I. haven't in a long not yeah I haven't in. a while been been using Danny have you. the Oculus porn I've done the Oculus. porn one time but it wasn't like it was.

just it was basically just watching. Safar like the PornHub on the Oculus so. it wasn't like you were walking around. the room the Oculus porn I did that once. it was really cool is it. scary no no I wasn't dep what pops up. depends what pops up is it like almost. too real that you're like oh man I don't. know if this would be uh if I keep. coming back to this it could get. addicted does it make you not want to. interact with real Oculus porn well the. way I don't know if there's like.

different Oculus porn where you can. actually like feel your like you're. actually there so I was just basically. the one I watched was like watching porn. like this oh so you do feel kind of like. you're in the room but it's not as if. you are right like I think you could. there's probably different Oculus porn. to where it's like whoa I just [ __ ]. her right like maybe you put on a full. body suit and certain interactions. happen see that would be D that would be. dangerous cuz then I'd be smack like Kim. or whatever yeah I mean that's going to. happen soon certain holes around the. house that that Oculus leads you to oh.

well that and then that's going to be. like you'll pay a certain amount and. you'll be able to have sex with this. person or you get this will happen you. know or something come C pay pay a. certain amount to some girls only fans. and you can Oculus [ __ ] her yeah yeah. I'd do that or then also you subscribed. any chicks OC uh only fans I've gotten. on there two times and then deleted it. immediately after I've end up touching. my own body yeah de Lord Jesus please. forgive my friend deal for this in amen. yeah dude that [ __ ] makes you feel dark. when you're out there just cuz once you.

shut your phone down and stuff you just. feel def it feels like a defeat it's. different than having sex yeah Jay and. off it's different sometimes though like. honestly I just need to to be able to. carry on throughout the day I just need. just get it out the way hit up a little. if my back sore I need a. massage I'll go there just to and like. I'll leave and I'll be like I can focus. I can go stream I go play I can go play. video games with the boys I could work. on my merch I could make shoot a Blog.

but I just got to get that out the way. sometimes and that could be also one of. the things what makes you like a fighter. like do you just have that that that. other level of cuz if you got to ecky. ejaculate two times in a day that seems. like I don't have to I mean but it helps. you I could yeah it helps me feel just. like normal I think you know Tim deals. with it similar too I think it might be. being an alpha just a [ __ ] hardcore. training like and we eat good we sleep. good like our body's running how it.

should right well maybe it's not that. too because you do it do you have an. issue with beating off I don't like. beating off that much oh I would rather. keep my keep my chi yeah cuz I just feel. like it's like it feels like a a wa like. not a waste but it feels like I feel. like a waste is a good word for a waste. of that energy I do like jacking off is. that in our minds from previous [ __ ]. conditioned conditioned cuz do animals. jack. off whoa well my do I mean my dog's.

humping all the time he was [ __ ] the. yoga ball was yeah two nights ago oh. yeah well even your girl dog just. rubbing her little [ __ ] on. everything so animals so animals if. animals could jack off they wouldn't. and I think they would a lot monkeys. Jack oh especially a sloth once you got. that freaking finally got that [ __ ] in. his hand though dude I bet monkey. probably put fingers in their butts and. J. off.

probably cats dogs squirrels de monkeys. and rhos murate dude we're just animals. just smarter SL Dumber animals yeah with. more capability of getting off what do. you think would be the toughest animal. to fight like in an actual sanctioned. bout like a like similar size animal. probably dude monkeys monkeys are. they're so athletic they can do so much. [ __ ] they're so strong well let's go. non- primate then because a monkey is. just like a human like outside of that.

what would be the toughest animal to. really go you go [ __ ] with an elk i'. [ __ ] elk up or Buffalo but elk have. them horns so You' be able to manage. their head and their you know be able to. have that control [ __ ] stomach yeah. yeah elk would be tough Turtle would be. tough too cuz they can just you wouldn't. be able to get like uh good shot off. well you wouldn't be able to get um take. their back yeah yeah p keep putting. their head porcupine would [ __ ] be hard. to take their back oh you know what I. mean you imagine you [ __ ] up and take a.

porcupine back ouch back there I mean. you would he wouldn't be able to get you. off yeah or you wouldn't be able to get. off I guess yeah I don't know dude you. want kids I guess you got to find that. right boot thing right yeah I think so. man I think it's sometimes it's just. like I think I put more like pressure. into it than it is you know right cuz. like you just had were you expecting to. have a child no accident yeah and it. seems like it's been a real blessing it. it was probably the biggest blessing in.

my life because I got a lot of money and. a lot of Fame shortly after that to. where I don't know if I would have been. able to really stay hum stay grounded. cuz I ain't humble you know what I mean. but I'm more grounded yeah just because. you meet guys like Steve and [ __ ]. Kyle and 69ine and [ __ ] Bradley and. [ __ ] Logan and Jake and like you have. all these opportunities like yo come to. Puerto Rico yo come to Miami yo come. hang out with 42 Doug like Steve text. me's like yo get on a plane come hang. out with little baby in 42 dog I'm like. [ __ ] I could I could be there in 6 hours.

but you know having Elena and and Danny. [ __ ] keeps me just like it really. what it is after my fights I deal with. way more anxiety I deal with anxiety. because I sleep schedule's not as good. I'm [ __ ] partying I'm drinking I'm. doing alcohol and uh I deal with anxiety. but when I'm in this phase where I'm at. right now training consistently like my. body's healthy I can train I don't. really have that anxiety I'm not I'm. comfortable with everything with my life. so but I'm still going like after my.

next fight I'm still going to go party. and no I'm going to have that anxiety. I'm going to have deal with that [ __ ]. everything that comes with that life but. I always know like I can always it takes. me about two weeks to kind of if I just. do the same routine that I know I can be. content with with life so yeah having. aena save for my [ __ ] life and I I I. truly believe that cuz I'm a crazy. [ __ ] dude I'm scared of sugar. sometimes like I don't want to let sugar. out really I get nervous when I think. about like after my fights I'm like okay.

sometimes I'm like dude I don't want to. party don't make don't make me do this. and I really I want to but I'm also like. I I don't want to because that leads to. right you don't know how hard how far. you how far you'll go yeah each time he. goes a little bit further too well this. time was a little bit less Pride than. the last fight right which not by a lot. but it was a little bit less so maybe. I'm managing it a little bit better but. also never pared in high school never. parted in college so these are kind like. my college partying days yeah so that's. a lot of pressure because then you get. it now at a point when you have access.

to everything oh it's it's scary it's. it's dangerous yeah and yeah with if. Elena wasn't in the picture could be a. lot worse going back to you having kids. you should just find the hottest chick. knock her up you know what I mean but. the hottest chick is that necessarily. cuz your wife but then you get to [ __ ]. her every time you have to what oh you. get [ __ ] time but what if she's a [ __ ]. Mom though no that's important you're. right I don't want some I don't want to. be driving around and I got two babies. seats and my wife's in [ __ ] one of. them yeah know that's true make her make. sure she's Mexican dude yeah I Mex how.

easy is it to meet a Mexican woman where. do you meet him at well I mean La La's. probably got a lot I mean Arizona's got. a [ __ ] ton you go down to Mexico I bet. there's a couple down there you know. what I mean yeah. yeah I would I would like to go back to. I've never been to Mexico cuz the way. Danny's like U green card is or whatever. it's like she can't she can't really. leave the country right now she can but. getting back's questionable it's like. that sounds dicey yeah so it's like.

we're not we haven't really risked. leaving anywhere but i' would love to go. to Mexico dude I love Mexican women are. you a bone are you uh contractually like. a Mexican like can you get a do you have. a. Mexican um passport uh I don't I don't. know is there specific passports I don't. know but Danny said a is GNA be dual. citizen oh really yeah do Mexican do. they even have a passport I don't know. Mexican just go wherever they want kind. of I don't know I don't know dude Home.

Depot it's just like. wherever um that's what I was thinking. for the gym cuz we got to move all those. mats here we should make a sick Vlog. dude pull up in the limo pick up like. seven eight Mexicans from Home Depot. just like and pay them good and train. them if you did a short training session. with them damn put them all in like cool. shorts and stuff that would be some. sugar gear get them gassed up bro and. then [ __ ] put them on the mat one guy. just. like see God like YouTube and Vlogs and.

[ __ ] I could I would love to do that. full time like it would be so fun for me. and I feel like it would be so much less. like pain cuz training [ __ ] dude I'm. sore every day like every day you deal. with little injuries you [ __ ] doing. being a full-time YouTuber I don't think. I would be it wouldn't be as fulfilling. because I believe my destiny is to be. the UFC champ I have to do that I can't. [ __ ] do anything else I have to do. that but I make Vlogs little Vlogs here. on the side and [ __ ] but being a. full-time YouTuber doing [ __ ] like that. being creative coming up with those. ideas like would be [ __ ] fun and.

seeing Steve and all those guys just. constantly making Banger YouTube videos. like I get fomo for sure fomo just like. God that' be sick I could be there I. could be making my own [ __ ] well now you. kind of have the both you you have the. best of both worlds right now you know. you got both options so that's really. nice and the one will always be there. late I mean you can always make Vlogs. yeah absolutely that's the thing I. remind myself a lot I'm like dude I'm 27. right now in my Prime to I'm 34 35 or. whatever I have to become champ in these. years I don't I can't do it when I'm 40.

I got to right now I got to [ __ ] do. what I got to do and I have to remind. myself that a lot CU sometimes get. carried away be like I could just go and. do it something else it's weird like. once you make money you lose a little. bit of that hunger and you have to find. different ways to motivate you like. obvious that money is not the money I. have right now is not going to last. forever it's going to run out but when. you have don't have money it's like that. you're [ __ ] hungry you're motivated. you want to make money yeah then you. make the money you make the fame. whatever and then it's like damn that's.

you run out of a little motivation you. have to find it other places dude that's. why it's so impressive with those. Champions that have defended their belt. so many times yeah it really is can or. even a fighter that's been in it for 10. 15 years having to find that motivation. for a fight camp for that many [ __ ]. like yeah wow I wonder is that. unbelievable [ __ ] you know any senior. citizens started MMA that week after he. won you know what I'm saying oh [ __ ] or. you know how many people were like [ __ ]. their wife because they felt re-empower.

you know how many people like how many. like I mean he's 51 I think or something. no Glover 45 41 41 42 there's not a huge. difference exactly exactly. exactly wow but yeah that's I mean. that's to become a world champion that. is older like I plan on being done. fighting before then he just won the. belt it's [ __ ] insane yeah and can he. I mean yeah it's like and he seems like. he can keep it because his last cuz he. had that fight against lionard that was. a great fight you know he had a couple.

um he just beat Yan bovich right yeah. yeah who does yeah that was crazy he's. got that is that heavyweight Yuri guy. next light heavyweight oh yeah light. heavy oh year that motherfucker's like 3. and0 in the UFC or something yeah I know. he's a that's like young versus old how. old is he actually I don't even know I. think he might be 30 something do you. think at a certain point if there's a. 21y old dude going out there fighting A. 42-year-old that it's like almost feels. like this feels wrong beating up my. daddy uh unless that Daddy whoops the.

sun y you know what I mean yeah I think. if he's champ and there's a 21y old. that's like all right that's just I mean. that's what it is you're the champ I. mean who do you see yourself having to. be for the belt like who do you see that. match so you I see I close my eyes I see. me versus Peter for the UFC belt I I see. that I've seen that for a while I that's. just what I think happens do you think. you have any more insight cuz y'all live. in like a desert area like cuz desert. creates a lot of space in the brain and. it it's not the same in other places. what do you mean um where you might have.

a better insight into actually getting. good visions and stuff out here oh um. good I feel like even when I lived in. Montana I always like visualized pretty. well is that what you mean like. visualize the future and and stuff if. you would have asked me know 16 years. old will will you be in the UFC will you. have money will you have Fame I would. have 100% said yes for whatever reason I. seen that I believed it with all of my. [ __ ] heart you could ask the people I. was surrounded with you could ask my dad. my parent like I believed that maybe.

when I 16 maybe not it wasn't the UFC it. was like will you be popular and have. money then once I started fighting it. was like oh [ __ ] I'm going to be in the. UFC I thought I I knew or thought I was. going to be UFC champion before I could. even name the champions in the divisions. wow which was really. weird do you going back to what you said. about like motivation and that kind of. thing Chang and I noticed that too even. with like you know you wonder like if uh. even with comedy when the pandemic. started I was like I wonder if I even. wanted to do com it was like cuz it.

finally stopped you know I've been doing. it for four 15 years something finally. there was something that made it just. you can't do it so I think my brain was. like you just started this 15 years ago. we didn't know it would go where it's. gone do you even you know do you want to. do something out like your brain starts. to like you just have a moment of where. you can have reflection you know um and. is your motivation still the same um um. well I haven't got the belt yet so like. that that I I have to remind myself like. I I need I'm going to be the champion I.

have to become the champion that just. has to happen but it it's interesting. with you cuz it almost seems like it's. just about you it's not about these. other whoever else is in the way it. doesn't M they're not really fixtures in. your world as much it's I mean it really. is kind of the sugar show it's just like. this is what I see and so I have to go. get there well it's weird cuz I it's. like I feel like I'm the [ __ ] Champ I. live like I'm the champ I'm like okay. got to remind yourself whoa whoa whoa. you're not actually the champ I got to. remind myself that like I feel like I'm. the [ __ ] Champ I live like I feel.

like I'm living like I'm the champ I got. the house I want the cars I want. whatever like I'm [ __ ] banging two. chicks at the same time like I'm like. I'm the champ but I'm like whoa whoa. whoa we still got to [ __ ] keep. preparing keep training got to get that. I still got to be the champ I got to. wear that belt do you find it harder to. motivate. him uh I don't think so because he's. smart enough to know it's not like I. gotta call him hey you gotta [ __ ]. train hey you gotta train he's smart. enough to know that how much growth he. still has because still come into. Jiu-Jitsu and you get humbled or you.

come into practice be like damn this guy. [ __ ] me up there's still a lot of. growth left so not too bad right now. what is it probably 14 weeks till your. next fight so as long as we staying. consistent at least I mean six seven. practices a week compared to eight or. nine or 10 is good yeah cuz you can't. train like this far out you can't train. like you can't train like you're in. fight Camp you just can't do it you. can't keep that pace for that long and. you shouldn't it's not good overt. training is a real [ __ ] thing so. right now I'm like I say I train nine.

times in a in a week for fight Camp. right now I'm training six seven you. know you know what I mean so I'm not. overtraining I was dealing with. quadricep tendonitis in my [ __ ] knee. since that last fight and just recently. like last and what's that from. weed quadri ttis Yeah Yeah from smoking. weed no it's from uh just tentis overuse. like I said I had three fights last year. so just [ __ ] it so much recently the. last three weeks I've been able to train. hard consistently like going to comp.

training and going back to the MMA lab. and and wrestling with those guys and. [ __ ] so yeah I guess you really have to. pay yeah now it's like everything's. become a lot more of a science like okay. you know the fight is then you have the. eight weeks or however many weeks you're. going to train before it you know kind. of like where you need to be at the. beginning where you need to be at four. weeks 6 weeks and then seven weeks eight. weeks is important those eight weeks. like from right now what I do for the. next eight weeks I I definitely got to. improve but what's the most important is. those [ __ ] eight weeks in training.

camp getting in the best shape possible. yeah that's the most important part and. it sucks thinking like I have 14 weeks. it's like that seems like so long dude I. wonder how many bantamweight fights are. on the Phoenix card they could stay say. five weeks you had to prep just like. some random guy pulls out the thing that. sucks too about moving up in the. rankings it's like you for me I have two. more fights in my contct I want to fight. I want to be as close as possible to the. title by the time that ends up really. why because that's you know that's just. negotiation reasons leverage like I if.

I'm coming off two more K's going in to. renegotiate my contract like I'm going. to get a fat [ __ ] contract I lose my. next two fights to random people doesn't. look good like right but but do you have. to be as close to the T as possible or. does it help you to fight like guys that. are like just the next one and the next. one that's why Pedro seems like that. that that next fight that makes the most. sense yeah when it comes negotiation. time do other like promotions get like. an alert how do they find out you're a.

free agent and then they just start. sending offers and then the UFC counters. them yeah the thing with the UFC is like. they don't want it to go to there they. want to sign they want to resign you. before your contract's up so Bellator or. one or whatever other company cuz right. now they can't offer me hey we'll pay. you this much cuz I'm under contract. with UFC I can not talk to anyone else. that's illegal so say I fed out my two. fights and now I'm a free agent whether. they hear hear that from me or they pay. attention or. whatever um and I I yeah I don't know um.

yeah cuz what could they really probably. are yeah like what I'm. wondering but yeah even it's to stay. competitive as a business they would. have to probably make some offer yeah. yeah and I want I want to stay in the. UFC I want to be in the UFC that's where. I belong that's I want to be the UFC. champ I want to defend the title I want. to move up I want to be in the UFC so. like obviously it's just it's leverage. it's like that they offer me this much. like will you match the U will the UFC. match that hope. you know ideally I have a good. relationship with them they know what. I'm worth so if they see like yeah that. makes sense like it's just it's just.

leverage yeah but yeah I mean UFC's. [ __ ] been nothing but good to me I. [ __ ] love UFC Dana White's the best. [ __ ] president in all of sports oh. he's crazy dude I got to go to I got I. went over to UFC and got to go in there. and be in the UFC just everywhere you. know and at the fight like in the green. room or what no at the um yes I got to. do that but I also got to just go to the. Apex go to like their offices and stuff. and meet with them we're talking about. maybe trying to do something together. you know um and so uh we went and talked.

with them and we got and Dana came in. the room it was really really cool Dana. fires you up he's just a [ __ ]. character oh I wanted to fight the other. two guys in the room and they [ __ ]. worked at UFC dude I was like I'll. [ __ ] fight either one of these little. [ __ ] chair monsters right now son uh. yeah he does the whole place fires you. up man we got to go over and just just. see all the just where everybody kind of. practice where they shoot all the you. know cool promos and stuff is pi is. [ __ ] sick dude I love going there. we're actually going to Vegas Friday.

because first competition but we're. going to try to pop by the pi it's. always just a fun place they got the hot. cold they get the lunch when did they do. they built that what four or five years. ago now it's crazy how much it I wonder. what deal that they got that they just. [ __ ] grew so much cuz seven years ago. eight years ago cornering guys and be. with guys in the UFC it's like you. didn't have that you go to a hotel you. get one room with two beds for your. whole team n there's no Pi there's no. nutritionist to help you with your. nutrition it's just well they sold for 4. billion remember so that's probably win.

huh oh who w w and me I think yeah so uh. do you know you April 16th Vince luk. versus Bel Muhammad main event I didn't. know that did you I was looking I was. trying to look at the Phoenix card to. see if there's band weights on it that's. a sick fight Vincent luk versus Bel. Muhammad that's like a title Eliminator. those are vom vom WS welther weights. that's uh. kamaru wow but I didn't know that fight. was even happening what do yall see with. this gaii Ola that's here you going uh I. have two shows oh so angry bro I have.

two shows at where at in LA in La yeah. that's going to be a banger I'll have. wear a little earpiece and commentate. the fight for you while you're on stage. yeah dude I uh uh even at the at the. olera uh porier fight gatei was back. there you could tell he's just ready to. fight like as if at that moment one of. them couldn't make it in he would be. like I will go in right now oh 100% dude. that guy I don't know if there's anybody. who's like I will go in right now more. than him yeah dude that Phoenix card is.

[ __ ] there's Donald Cerrone uh Joe. loan that's an interesting fight uh. Michael Chandler Tony Ferguson that's on. the same fight Rose versus Carla Charles. that's May 7th May. 7th yeah what do you think happens with. that one Timmy what do you think which. which one Jus with the uh gate Olivera. God [ __ ] Olivera has that Muay Tha St. where he doesn't really move his head. and like a good hard-hitting boxer like. Justin and Charles you see him get.

always get dropped but then he wins but. then he gets dropped and people don't. want to go into his guard so they drop. him and he can lay there from his back a. little bit and get his wits about him. and then stand back up it's [ __ ]. insane I feel like Justin could beat. Charles but I feel like Justin would. have a tough time beating Islam but I. feel like Charles could potentially give. Islam [ __ ] trouble oh dude that. division's sick too it's just MMA math. is crazy yeah Islam just riding up that. I mean he is literally like I'm sure. they're all like how we going to beat. this guy same withot yeah yeah be.

[ __ ] he's a him Gilbert's coming. up has yeah and I don't oh yeah and I. don't see how that how I don't know I. don't see how anybody beats these these. Russian guys the. deanans they're damn you know they don't. even have they got Seaman eyelids man. these people are [ __ ] wild bro Seaman. eyelids it's a sick t. but yeah I think Gilbert if someone's. going to beat HOSA Gilbert's got you.

know the best chance besides kamaru yeah. Colby versus kot it's interesting but. like he's not kot hasn't beat anybody. near Gilbert's level so if he goes out. there and beats Gilbert it's like oh. [ __ ] how good is Gilbert with wrestling. he could wrestle like a mother [ __ ] he. can and like K kot took the jingling guy. and [ __ ] toss him around but so did. Neil Magny Neil Magny is not a big. powerful guy and he [ __ ] smacked. around jingling too yeah but dude it's.

it's going to tell a lot about kza this. fight wow he's yeah I mean that's on the. seventh too no no no I don't know when. that one is that one's is that one. sooner that one's April 9th oh that. one's the that one's the Peter Alo next. weekend oh that's going to be wild. that's a good one who's uh main event of. that oh that's Alexander bulanowski. versus Korean zombie damn Mackenzie. Duran T Torres Kelvin gastam that fight. got canceled is there a female fighter. that you think could beat you out there. or has there been in the history female.

in any weight class probably not no no. you you you feel you if you go with a. girl like a black belt world champion. girl you feel the just the difference so. no right yeah I always wonder what. that's like but cyborg I mean she could. give a lot of guy [ __ ] problems I. think yeah because she's tall was she. 5'8 5'9 and she she punches like a guy. yeah but man n's [ __ ] knocked her out. man is a beast too but yeah probably not.

um we'll finish up man I was just. thinking about this if you had a [ __ ]. Mary kill anic DC and Bisping man how do. you roll that out with those beautiful. men um and it's going to be sad to see. one of them go yeah DC we we have a we. have a LoveHate relationship I'll kill. him all right I couldn't actually cuz he. could you know beat me up unfortunately. oh yeah he's that freaking Hardy PUD and. pot him um. bisbing and anic anic and I are boys I I. really like bisbing too unfortunately I. wouldn't I just really wouldn't like to.

[ __ ] either of them yeah you know what I. mean they're not cute enough yeah but. think about it a little more yeah I. would [ __ ] them I mean I'm just saying. think about like you know at least go to. dinner don't make it all about just the. sex like say if you had to do an evening. with one of them who would it be I feel. I'd get along with all three of them. really me and DC would have a little. back and forth I'd probably have to. [ __ ] hit him in a little single leg. maybe switch to a double leg if he. talking [ __ ] but if you're talking. marriage I mean anic would probably be. the one yeah anic would be that little. thought kind of or he'd be like that.

kind of like little pretty boy you take. out yeah yeah yeah little sassy boy yeah. and Bisping would be that um you have to. clean his eye and [ __ ] if it fell out. for him yeah but that would almost be. romantic like oh honey yeah yeah shine. it but he was the champ too he's got a. belt you got to remember him oh the. count bro he looked good in that Jew. he'll be he'll be wearing his own. jewelry have you ever uh listened to or. read his book uh-uh very good very good. book really really enjoyed that book. talked about you know him growing up and. you winning the title and [ __ ] it's.

really good book yeah he's fascinating. man he used to be a DJ too man he came. on the podcast once and we were talking. about when he was a DJ at like a. nightclub and [ __ ] god dude I feel like. that's something I could do too be a. little dj just get the crowd [ __ ]. hype dude just [ __ ] flopping my. wiener out there it's like well I don't. think you can get your dick out but no. at my. club there's a little sock over his some. yeah. little do you what if you had your pubic. hair the exact same way as you had your. own hair that'd be cool I do I color it.

just some bangs nobody. knew that would be cool though little. curly [ __ ] you're like damn that dick. looks like he has a sick crossover damn. cornrow it for my fights um so finish it. off for me then so you got DC will pass. away so then you're down to you're down. to Bisping who do you marry uh I mean. the fact longm you really have to think. about you have the. I don't know should we say [ __ ] or. should we say uh something else that's. just like really hurting my head stay.

there on the porch when somebody leaves. you have to do that okay to stand there. together Wave. by I don't know I'd probably do that I'd. probably marry anic I feel like we could. just commentate fights all night. together yeah oh yeah an would stay you. wouldn't be able to get any rest though. he would just be up commentating all. night dude he does some serious research. and like some serious homework for that. [ __ ] oh he's amazing bisbing hangs. sleeps upside down I heard so oh B likes. his alcohol too doesn't he yeah so he. might abuse you he might beat my ass.

yeah so I think you got to go with that. cuz that would be good for sparring so I. think you marry Bisping okay I think you. bang anic ah sorry anic you know it is. what it and you can bang him again you. know choose and then DC would have a. beautiful funeral too cuz he's from. Louisiana it would be very like the. musical presence there'll be eating good. yeah let me ask you this [ __ ] Mary kill. Kim Kardash. uh Britney Palmer okay and give me. another one the artist uh uh uh Megan.

Fox but don't say don't be mean cuz he's. she's dating uh Machine Gun Kelly so. okay and just be thoughtful yeah Megan. Fox I think would be out I'm just she's. not my vibe so you'd kill her beautiful. lady so I would have someone else kill. her but she would not be around okay um. and I would probably do a poison so it's. not like something violent that she can. still look nice. yeah okay so I would go that and then. Kim and Britney Palmer it's like wow. which one you want to smash bit uh I'd.

probably want to well with Kim your. marriage isn't going to last so it you. don't know that you do statistically. speaking you might think that but you. don't know that dude she's over is she. over for two or over for three with. marriages yeah so so I mean I mean kind. I think I would probably. but then you're going to be living that. Kardashian life so you going have to be. on the show you're going to have to I. would love to be on the show but say.

someone like you didn't sign a prenup do. you get half her cheddar yeah if you. sliding the right way I don't think I. could make love good enough to not to. beat a prenup yeah like you got to [ __ ]. good to be the pren cardi b style. [ __ ] W yeah you got to really imagine. [ __ ] Kim and telling your friends. probably I don't she'd feel it I you. know mean she got a tight puss they got. that reparations vagina baby that thing. is definitely giv. back. um I think I'd probably Mar I'd probably.

marry Britney Palmer then maybe I don't. know I've never met her in person what. do she like I met her I met her one time. after my after that last fight at the. club and I was faded but I thought we. were vibing I thought we were vibing I. shot her DM one time when I was in Vegas. at one of the fights and oh I probably I. didn't get it back yeah I didn't get the. DM back I was [ __ ] lowkey kind of St. yeah then I would probably yeah maybe I. think she does art too so maybe that. would be nice to hang some art up I.

don't Kim Kim's a lawyer so you is she. do you not see Pete's tat yeah but I. don't know if that's I don't know if. that's legit no I think she's like legit. went to school and [ __ ] oh damn so it's. kind of hot really that's stressful it's. like [ __ ] what what's the big case. you're working on when did she go to. school and grind when she's born that. rich I I think I want to say she. actually is pretty pretty smart and [ __ ]. she might have hired like some word. slave or something dude yeah you know. what I'm saying or some book cuz you can. do that you can like go study and then.

you can I think if you're rich E you can. you can get whatever well didn't she go. to the White House and like actually. help a lot of innocent people out I. think so I think she met up with Trump. and and help some people get out of jail. if you had say you had one time to smash. Kim Kardashian's biscuits okay and you. were guaranteed I could get her pregnant. okay would you I would I probably would. I just like why would I do that. stressful added to my life but I don't. know if I can help myself the stress. would be intense why because then I mean.

that's just like you said you're on the. show you're dealing with Kanye you're. dealing with Pete the kid's life is all. is going to be all over the place yeah I. would do it though just cuz I have no. self [ __ ] discipline I would do it I. think you'd have to do it to see what it. would all be like you know if the kid. would even yeah but I think here's my. question is you're going to bang Kim. Kardashian right she's coming up to the. hotel room where are you in the hotel. room before she walks in are you sitting. in the chair naked are you and you have. to be naked right are you I would do you. you pretend you're just doing something.

in the bathroom and then she come and. you walk out like or you lay in the bed. like what would you do could I be drunk. that's a great question um no you have. to be is it I feel like sober I still. pretty can get goofy drunk I'm the. funniest [ __ ] alive after you. for me I'd have my robe open and act. surprised when she walked in would you. be hard half nice that's good that's. good. I would probably be playing some [ __ ]. ACDC oh yeah just jamming no I'd be I'd.

be playing some uh on your phone playing. music on your phone be such a poor move. I'd play it on my phone I'd play Kanye. loves Kanye that song I'd put it in a. bowl so it's a little bit louder yes I. would uh I would have the the curtain. put that ice thing put it in that Ice. Bowl oh that's a good idea that's some. good tun I'd have the curtains open. overlooking the city probably in Vegas. cuz it' be after a fight yeah um and. you'll be beaten a little bit. be sore yeah my [ __ ] hands would be. sore from just koing like three people. in a row would your dick be wrapped in.

tape or not no no Dick's ready to rock. what about you. huh I think on I hav't thought about. this well let me tell you I don't know I. think I'd uh she's coming she said I. just I'm coming up the elevator now. oo I think you almost want to be looking. out the window so they see your ass when. you come in I think that's kind of just. a funny move cuz if they see your dick. right when you walk in I think you look. so helpless kind of in a weird way I got. a like a fat little butt yeah not not my.

sgy butt I got to be I always get Danny. always so you could separate your legs a. little bit kind of looking at the window. maybe pointing at something a leg up. yeah leg up and I would be like I would. turn and be like oh a lot of flights. tonight you know or something like that. something that sounds. like like aeronautic or something get. her wet that would get her H oh get a. real wet so but see then you almost want. to go Kim with the bang cuz you're going. to have that one magical I just don't. know the turmoil after that what it's. like I'd be wearing two watches too yeah.

like a cardier and like um an AP oh I'd. have a house arrest bring on my dick D. that's what they're used to that's true. that's totally what they're used to yeah. I think it me and Kim Matt we'd get. along oh I think that they that they. would really like it I I remember that. she was really nice whenever I met her. we have some mutual friends um but I I. also like Pete we got to respect Pete. come on now let's be respectful but yeah. I think. yeah I mean if they're still seeing each. other you say you don't even know yeah. if not I mean then we're good yeah so so.

um guys I think we really covered a lot. man oh I was just about to start talking. about Caitlin Jenner oh you were well. that's now here's one thing you run into. though if you if you are married to Kim. you probably would never meet her dad uh. oh [ __ ] wait you can't meet the dad her. dad passed that that's [ __ ] up Dad's. alive no Kim Kim's dad did pass away I. that was [ __ ] up I meant um Kylie and. Kendall's dad is Caitlyn yeah okay okay. so I cut that I [ __ ] up the.

um cuz her her dad was the was the. lawyer in the OJ Simpson case but you. could right which is yeah you couldn't. make love to the other one like either. way you're not going to have a chance to. date one of the other daughters though. Dam yeah I think I could persuade I. think I I could if I read some E40. lyrics I think I could like really like. possibly I think I could do it but you. think if you about to bang Kim you could. say all right Kendall it's almost like a. um what's behind like I am willing to.

wager this chance to uh make love to. Kim to have a chance to bang you you. think she would accept would would that. be kind of like romantic like wow this. guy's giving up this to have a chance to. take me out especially the way they're. competitive yeah I think I don't know. [ __ ] I mean who's the cutest Kylie. no Kendall yes Kendall's cute Kendall is. the D like know I like Kylie Kim got.

that desert fat on her bro they got that. desert that desert episode did you what. season did you really start likeing. Kendall at an adult time of course well. yeah cuz it's weird like 2006 they're. like 11 years old so what's season to. when they're 18 seven years after that. it's [ __ ] weird dude you know what uh. I saw. I went and saw that guy Oliver tree the. other night have y'all seen him I've. recently seen him from the from the. impulsive podcast yeah he's in the show.

is insane like his music like his. concert the whole thing yeah it's. absolutely looks like a character it's. like John B Ramsay kind of like I he. could be John Renee Ramsey first of all. it's like John benene Ramsay is on L is. on doing DMT or something at a farm yeah. yeah I would like to I mean he looks. like a character seems like goofball he. is bro the show is fire gets P I mean is. that hair real he's got a lot going on I. don't know you know what I mean I think.

that would determine a lot he's got a. lot going on dude I think I don't know. if he can get erections though somebody. said he can't get erections I'd probably. kill myself I don't know Call of Duty I. would go if you can't get erections I. would get the sex change then right so. get [ __ ] take some D at least sorry. sounds insane now but at least then you. can still [ __ ] you know or you get. [ __ ] yeah you got bro you're not. getting [ __ ] you come at it with a. hard ass vagina You' be like I got that. hard [ __ ] son yeah yeah I'm going to. [ __ ] you yeah yeah yeah so you'd have to.

like kind of really do some revers like. you'd have to learn how to twerk like a. [ __ ] man Tim loves twerking on his. girl's face damn really no I don't. wonder if ticks are into that man some. of them Tim reminds you of the guy that. used to come to the arcade and get all. the quarters out of the machines dude. but also lowkey be trying to [ __ ] some. of the people that are in there like I. said L girls yeah thank. you every compliment thank you uh thank. you guys so much man dude it's great to.

see you guys it's just so interesting. when I was watching the previous time. that that we potted and uh and you were. there too Tim and just seeing kind of. where you were then what's going on now. um what how was that over a year ago I. mean over it was two years ago it was. June in 2020 I want to say 2019 okay. that was right after I fought Eddie. wiland I think right after I put him to. sleep right okay damn that was a while. ago so thanks for what are you doing out. here I guess we it's been a neat. trajectory we just had a meeting so uh. [ __ ] yeah yeah just honored to be able. to pop in dude see the sugar show um and.

Timbo man thank you guys so much and uh. we'll see you guys in the future baby. thanks brother all right. peace now I'm just floating on the. breeze and I feel I'm falling like these. leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my.

bones but it's going to. take a little. time for me to set that parking break. and let myself. onine shine that light on. me I'll sit and tell you my stories. shine on. me and I will find a song I will sing it.

just for. you and now I've been moving way too. fast on the runway train with a heavy. load of my. P and these whs that I've been riding on. they want so th that the damn G I guess.