Sand Hands | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #546
all. right good day good. day um how are you how are you uh how. are I how are how are us. um good to see everyone good to be here. with you Happy Thanksgiving Happy. November happy. existence you know that's something as. well um this year went baby this.
year that thing is this year was just. hooked to a dang laser. beam I feel like what was. that you almost had to slow down the. film to even remember the. summer it just. just this thing was just a uh this took. the HOV lane this. year life got roller skates on damn. it life's got just roller skates on was.
that I couldn't even I couldn't even. make an accurate police. report on on on on April I couldn't tell. you what she looked like what she was. wearing I the officer like can you tell. me April tell tell me you know how tall. I look I don't know damn it it just. all went so. fast you know in I don't know if it's. just that life feels faster now but you.
can't even get your hands on. it I mean it's like just trying to grab. sand you can get some of it but then it. just it ends up. just you just you just realizing you. can't get it you can't get that grip on. it. boy it's like trying to just do a. um uh.
what's it called the guy you go to and. you go in his shop or whatever and it's. he pretends like he has a secretary or. whatever but he doesn't and then you go. in there and he lays you down and he. like he asks you like a question or. something but you're so nervous that. you're going to get touched or whatever. by what is that dang. it um. chiropractor it's like trying to be a. chiropractor on sand.
you know you just you can't move it you. can't control you just you think you can. and. then there's nothing um anyway I'm. rambling I'm just saying it's been a. long year um and I'm happy to be here. with you today and uh yeah just thank. you guys for just your patience on doing. solo episodes I wanted to tape this. yesterday but I just my I was just so. damn. rattled you ever wake up and you're just. damn rattled.
I mean it's just like a couple pigeons. are just living in your. ass you're just like what in the. hell and everything's a prop somebody. you. know somebody comes to the door and they. just you. know this guy came to the door and he. was offering pest control or whatever. and I like you know what I think they. just came cuz I think I have like 11. Pest Control guys because I you know I. forget and then next you know hell I'll.
be in my living room reading a book and. one of them will just damn just we just. spray for we just spray for lice right. in front of me he'll spray for lice. right across my damn forehead. sometimes cuz I forget you know I always. forget when they're going to be here you. you have that one afternoon you're doing. a cook off and they show up with those. um with those. uh those uh chiger grenades or whatever. and they're humming those.
you know when your family's out there. you trying to put mustard on something. and the baby's got damn bug gas in his. eyes it's just I I just forget anyway. the guy came and um he had just. a the bug guy he's like you know we can. come we can come 17 times a year that's. what he said and I was like dude I don't. want when I get married I don't want my. wife coming here 17 times a year you. know so that's not a sales tactic I.
wanted to hear. but uh but the guy had the biggest. mustache I'd ever seen in my. life and the only thing I could think. the whole time he's talking to me is you. need to go spray up in that. cuz there ain't there is not a. chance in hell you're not running some. kind of damn bug Motel right up under. your snout. Daddy there ain't a cnh baby Shing.
hell you ain't got a couple of. word Li running around up in that uh in. that up in that trap house you got above. your lip. daddy so it just you know I said you I. said I think I we're good you know we. got guys I got seven guys spraying right. now you know I could barely talk to the. guy some guy was spraying right in front. of me um.
but yeah just everything's happened so I. just get confused everything's happened. so fast and um and here we are and it's. November and. it's it's like. that and I'm sure it's like that for. everybody it's. like okay some of you your kid is a you. know your kid is aged is been a is aged. this year you're like man I can't.
believe it you know Genevieve's four. now or your dad's got to get a hip got. to get a new hip or new neck or whatever. you're like now it's already time next. week Ricky's getting that new. neck you know it's just things happen. fast you know man it was only 7 months. ago that uh we my grandmother to rest.
you know just it's just all these things. and life just keeps. lifing you know and it's just um yeah. it's a lot it's a lot for everybody and. it's marvelous at the same time it is. existence that's what it is um but I'm. grateful to be here with you guys today. and uh just grateful to be taking a. moment to think about our lives and what. they've been. like um. I uh I want to say thanks we it has been.
a while since we've had a solo episode. I'm still going to try to do more. um I'm I'm finally having a little more. time to start to take care of myself. right now and so that's feeling really. good just to be able to relax some um. what's going on we had some shows in a. lot of places thank you guys that came. out out there we just got off the road. out in the midwest baby oh. H we did get it out there um on OSU it's.
campus Grand Rapids Michigan baby let's. go all over we went up. to where else oh up in Montana the I. think I do owe a little bit of maybe an. apology. to. um. um what was that place called it's like. a place where they. have. people um.
oh Chicago State no it's uh Colorado. State Colorado Springs I may was just. Colorado Springs and um Casper. Wyoming when I got there I was. dehydrated. man I mean I was just I mean I you could. hear my eyes open you know I opened my. eyes and. they you could just like it was loud.
you know you know like somebody just. hard hard around you know I saw a cat. look over at me like somebody just been. hard aring at it and it was just how so. dried. out the weather there it. just the wind up. there is nasty up. there the wind it'll you open your eyes. for a second the wind will get in there. and clean them out.
next thing you I was having to lick my. hand and rub it into my. eyes spitting in my hand and rubbing it. in my. eyes and you know you're looking at. everybody through damn spit eyes or. whatever and the ladies they like oh. look at this little with his damn. spit. eyes oh honky got them spit.
but I was just dry as hell even the. animals up there are dry you see a damn. animal up there a dog up there Casper. wyam and that thing up there. just he just somebody you you write. water on the ground and a dog come lick. on the. word people things thirsty as hell up. there I saw a plant it had grown up my. leg and was trying to uh drink out of my. uh I had me a little uh.
canteen I saw a Vine stood somewhere for. 30 seconds a Vine grew up my leg and it. had opened the top of my. canteen yeah. now everything's thirsty as hell up. there my yeah it just it was super dry. it was dry and I just wasn't ready for. it I was so dry I could be like um I. don't know I can't even explain it to. you you know I definitely did my best. but they gave oxygen tanks and I'm but.
the all the oxygen tank is just a can of. just more. dry so you hit that and now you're. just everything even the animals they. would sound like they were were dried. out like. moo they had a cow one cow I saw. him like what he's like. but he was so.
dry so that was just a but beautiful. country beautiful place I just I I was. shocked at how uh dehydrate I got IVs up. there it just took me a little bit to. get on my feet man it was a lot that was. like probably one of the more hectic. times that i' had this year um of just. Health healthiness you know and being. alive and being like that um we went out. to Montana but all that area Colorado.
Springs and thank you for everybody. coming out and um and Casper I can't. even believe it I mean where Montana wow. that whole all of those regions I mean. that's where Mother Nature. just just tries on her clothes up there. baby it's. beautiful everything you see is. beautiful you know it's just it's. remarkable so it even get to go to that. part of the country that people came out. uh thank you guys so much to all the.
places that we went man I got to go to. uh Lacrosse. Wisconsin and it's I I it's uh it's one. of the greatest Little City Town places. I've. been I didn't man you always I think on. some people in your head you have ideas. of a place that's kind of perfect you. know and they got you know somebody's. walking their kid home from school or.
whatever and the kid just got a bunch of. snot on his face or whatever but the. parent leaves. it just you know because there's. something kind of beautiful about. it you know especially when you were. poor dude if your nose was running y'. let that fly. cut cuz people are always looking at you. when you poor people always look at you. like you ain't got. nothing and that's when when when when. my nose was running I'd be like oh yeah.
I got this. I got this. snot so there is something very. beautiful about that um but we were we. were there in uh. Lacross or lacr they say it or a lot of. gay dudes are they say it like hey I'm. in. Lacrosse. um but just beautiful I mean just to get. to see some of America man. and uh to get to see a lot of you folks.
and we try to do some meet and greets. after the shows and just we did. everything that we could I promise you. that so thank you guys so much for the. support and um yeah thanksgiving's just. coming in Trevon how are you feeling. today I'm good man a little chilly oh. yes brisk out huh that's for sure and. you think it's going to get worse this. year what do they saying there and if. you're looking at the. uh diameter or whatever the air diam or.
the the weather what are they saying. yeah the. weather uh yeah about the same going to. get a lot colder man God get. ready BLM baby bur lives matter son it's. gonna get brisk out um what else has. been going on oh I'll tell you you know. was something that was I thought was. really special that was uh I got to be. around or be a part of um or be around. really um so SNL uh Saturday Night Live.
was going on and Bill Burr was going to. be on it you know and uh and Bill Burr. is there's nobody like him there's no I. mean there's nobody like him he is he is. himself and he is one of one and I. wanted to go see I'd never been to SNL. I'd never been over there and seen it. you. know and so myself who came with me oh. my buddy Kevin and um and John Farley. was there and that's Chris Farley's.
brother and uh and it was just like man. to be at SNL you know where Chris Farley. and Spade and nean and Carvey and all of. the like uh Rock um Sam just all these. wizards of uh you know um possibility. you know uh Sherry um o Terry. um uh who's the lady that puts.
her she's always uh taking her own. temperature or whatever and smelling it. who's that. lady her she you know just um just to be. at SNL Saturday Night Live to be on that. stage just to be at there watching. and and um and John Farley was there. Chris Farley's brother and it was the. first time he said that he'd been back. there since his uh since he'd been there. with Chris. and that was just I don't know it was.
just like it just it was just kind of it. felt special you. know because I just can't imagine that I. can't imagine having a brother that. is you know so well first of all it's. your brother so they're very important. to you but then also they're such a uh. Entertainer and then you go back to the. place where they one of the places that. they're most known from you know and um. yeah that was just it was magnificent.
man just to be able to be there with him. and he told so many stories uh and I was. kind of bummed that they didn't bring. him out on the stage and let him tell a. story out there at. SNL he the stories he was telling. backstage were better than half of the. things that were happening on the tube I. thought I mean but also that's you. know I mean it was just crazy to hear a. guy talk about you know his brother. Chris Harley and all the these little.
moments that they'd had backstage and. just these funny things and um here I'll. say this when it when it came down to. listening to him or watching some of the. sketches I couldn't help but listen to. some of the things that he was saying. because it was yeah it just was like uh. walking through time and walking through. um time that really meant something you. know time between brothers and so yeah. that was pretty exceptional but yeah I. was like SNL should have had him out. there. like bring this guy it's the first time.
he's been back since his brother it's. like the closest Chris Farley will get. to being. there and um yeah it was just I don't. know so uh but that was it was great I'm. not trying to tell you know I don't know. I'm talking too much or whatever I don't. know um but yeah that it was just it was. that was something neat to be a part of. and what else I went with my bud my. friend has a son and and we took him to. the swing set and.
then uh what else is going on oh I. watched the CMAs uh Country Music Awards. the other night because I'm you know I. live in Nashville and so you have to. watch it or you people won't look you in. the eyes for the for the next year and. so you know I was checking it out and. Caleb Presley was on there doing. presentation um Laney Wilson was on. there so it's like you know I got a peep. it I wanted to see if Jesse murf was.
going to be there uh jelly roll was. there that whole gang baby jelly roll. yellow wolf I think they had damn jelly. wolf there and it's just a that that is. just a St Bernard with a uh couple face. TS on him you know but that whole like. uh musically recovering honky Vibe you. know that's really powerful and yellow. roll I saw damn yellow roll and it was. um Bobby Lee was. there so it's just you know yeah doing. music now so it just you know it's just.
there's a anyway it was a very diverse. group over there and uh what am I. talking about damn. it oh but I watched because I wanted to. see if um red clay Strays were going to. win they were up for vocal group which. what does that even mean kind of it's. all music you know but um they didn't. win old. uh dominan won it right and dominan no. disrespect right uh I haven't heard a.
lot you know I don't think first of all. if you look at do uh old. dominan they dominan is a brother's. name and it's you know show me 30. dominan and I'll show. you you know how to get how to get to. Memphis you know what I'm saying bro. it's like let's be realistic. baby that that that's Elvis's neighbors. homie okay so and so that was the we I'm.
like damn they don't even somebody's. hiding they're hiding they're hiding a. brother amongst the four or five of the. guys that that they have in the group or. whatever but um yeah I just wanted to. see Ray clay Tray's win and I thought it. was just a chance for C you know CMA. like d you have a vibe that you know and. no disrespect to um to OD baby but you. have a v red clay Strays they they sing.
they sing prayers man they sing things. that I can't they sing prayers that I. can't even. make that I can't even make the words to. they sing those and I just feel like. that's part of such a movement and so. yeah I think I really wanted them to win. that um. award but also then red clay Strays are. they a country. group and you could argue that it's all. of it.
are. they. gospel you know I mean they're music and. and it doesn't need a space to fit in. you know you don't need to put every uh. foot in a shoe but it's like well yeah. what are they but it's a lot of. uh it's a lot of vibrant prayer I feel. like coming out of those boys and I'm. partisan as well or partisan or. whatever uh um anyway that's some of the.
stuff that's been going on um recently. and a lot more some of it I can't. remember um but yeah just CMAs I felt. like they had a chance to pull some new. blood in. there and. uh and I just didn't see that you know. but but what what do I know I don't know. you know I'm Miss loud honky over. that's all I. am what else um Grand it's beautiful. place beautiful place man just yeah just.
just see a lot of places where people. are just thriving and people are saying. hey this is our community and we're. going to keep it like it is man that's. something that that really uh felt great. to. witness well now it's that holiday. season it's time for family and food and. let's be honest a little bit of. chaos but hopefully the most chaotic. thing that happens this year is you. slurping down a littleit bit of voice to. dress in however if things don't go as.
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right our setup our. framework our. time-based framework for our. society and for. civilization has a stop time in it to. give thanks it's interesting that even. time says hey hold on I need you to give. some thanks I need you to you have to. have some gratitude.
here you know and I think that that to. me that's pretty fascinating that that. is a speed bump that's been put. into uh our calendar it's just built in. there you know it's a. comma that says hey care right care. about the things that have happened to. you you know find things to have. gratitude for. um and so I want to think about those. today and just things that I'm thankful. for um I'm.
thankful. um yeah being able to whisper that's a. big. one I'm so thankful for that because. otherwise everybody in your family would. just would know how you felt about. them so I'm just so thankful. that that God lets us whisper you know. um I'm thankful uh for my family you. know I'm thankful that my sister makes.
me laugh a lot and that she likes to. laugh uh I like listening to her laugh. sometimes um she's ridiculous and that. makes me. laugh um I'm thankful my nephew talks to. me you know I wish he kind of hit my. line more but I guess he's busy or. whatever sure whatever dude um but he's. a child you know and it's like I just. got to be an adult and just just take. care of myself but um oh I'm thankful.
that urine isn't hotter than it's is. when it comes out of your body that. would be that would that would be crazy. bro if you were all you know if it urine. just came out like even 10 degrees. hotter. bro because you'd go in the bathroom and. they'd have one dude in there about to. urinate and everybody else would be. supporting him and like you come on. Richard come on. Richard blast that homie. and he be like it's gonna hurt like shut.
the up Richard piss. and people like whoa chill out. dude he's it's hot you know and. people and there be a gay dude just kind. of holding his back for no reason just. or even pushing on his butt that's the. weird thing dude if you're if if you're. doing a group piss right and everybody's. supporting one guy who has to piss and. the dude that's pushing up on the dude's. on the guy's. but that guy is not just trying to be.
helpful I know that boy so yeah I'm. grateful that PP is at or urine or. whatever they want to call it is at a um. manageable temperature that's a big one. um I'm grateful that God. um that God lets me try you know I'm. grateful that God lets me try you know. that uh. every single thing isn't.
final. um yeah I'm grateful for that I'm. grateful that um that my arms are you. know they're not the best I think. they're not the best length I got I got. medium length arms but I know that. they're good enough to hug good enough I. wouldn't win a hug title or whatever I. don't know if there is a title yeah what. else let me think I'll think about some. things throughout the show throughout. the episode today uh things that I'm. thankful for man I'm thankful that I. have some shoes on right now.
um yeah I'm thank uh yeah I'll keep. thinking about it but let's get into. some calls man you guys have uh been. hitting the hotline and and I haven't. been there um but I I just want to thank. you for hitting it and as always the. hotline is 985. 664. 9503 and let's get to a call right here. here we. go I just was uh just want to get your. thoughts um 28 this guy the Navy I live.
in Orange County California and thank. you for your service brother we. appreciate you onward it's it's tough. making friends as an adult um a whole. life I've always ended up with black. friends I play basketball and navy out. of 200 white guys five black guys I end. up being friends with the black guys but. uh I want some white friends or like. Asian friends. just wanted your advice like how does.
that happen or do I just with just hey. that's this is how it is like black. friends are my thing no brother I don't. think that you know I don't think I. think you're you can get all types of. friends that is for sure man you know. um I think. uh you know basketball is a gateway drug. to just a brother ific type. go out into your neighborhood right.
now dribble a basketball in the. street see if a couple Brothers don't. show. up you know that's a just you hear a. basketball banging on that street that's. a that's the Michael Jordan mating call. cut you know that's how it is man you. put a rim up anywhere and you going get. some black friends man that's not a. racial thing that's just facts you put a. basketball rim up.
anywhere and you gonna have some. brothers show up you put that up. in the ocean you going to have you'll. have a couple couple wet Brothers out. there just double drowning out there so. you got you have to think if you want to. get different types of folks you have to. put out different types of uh. activities you know so if you want to. get more Asian friends you might want to. do a um Asian people like hide and go. seek. that's easy man you know and that's wild.
bro you know look at an Asian look at. any uh resting or sitting Asian resting. Asian or a you know a AR ARS or whatever. Asians at rest look at look at one bring. up a couple. right go to any of these folks and say. you keep counting I'll go. hide because Asians got that clock in. them dog.
so that's something you could do to meet. some Asians right there man and also. it's okay to be a white guy that has. black friends that's a you know and I. know you're not saying there's anything. wrong with it but you know they had and. when I you know when I was getting into. life or whatever they had a lot of. wiggers out. there and no cap bro wiggers used to be. the thing bro you know Thomas Jefferson. was a wigger bro real talk and people. don't want you know people don't want to.
say that but he was man but now. they got blanes even they got blones out. there you got a lot of black dudes that. want to be whiter you know or having. white more white stuff going on in them. you know I mean I saw a brother crying. in his car the other day outside of a. Jimmy. John's that's the whitest you could. do that's our. so it's all good what I'm saying is. the portal is always open guys there's. no nil money to have a new friendship.
and another ethnicity man that is you. know we're all bound to be beige in a. couple Generations anyway so right now. if you want to meet someone of a color. or of a. ethnicity then now is the time baby. bear cuz in two three generations. everybody going to be beige mauve off. Mau you know cookies and Crum people. going to be all batched out and uh Genet. modified or whatever you going to have a.
Monsanto uh uh taupe. friend you gonna have a off Brown uh. white. bottom um speckled. trout uh Korean. Mexican black. lady you're going to have it all man so. if you want to enjoy specific. ethnicities now now is the time to do it. because.
genetically we're all heading to one. color we're going to be just one little. off Brown semi-white matte. finish. uh gray baby bear of Christ brother. praise God man what else do we have um. let's take another call right here here. we. go hi Theo um me and my family to invite. you to our Thanksgiving dinner um this.
is Maria Gillan it will be up in gallon. Tennessee oh up in. Gallatin all right thank you for the. invite there and um we think you could. fit in really well with our. family and you would just bring a up to. conversation and I think it's going to. be some really good food I can Wht up. some really good mashed potatoes so um. oh and I'm making a pasta that's really. good anyways okay yeah y'all them carb.
dogs up there all right that's beautiful. um I cannot make. it I appreciate it though very sweet of. you um I am you know what here I'll call. you and tell you I can't make. it see if this. works your call has been forwarded to an. automatic voice message. system is not available at the tone. please record your message message when. you have finished recording you may hang.
up or press one for more. options what's up you little potato. Maiden how are y'all over there this is. Theo I'm just calling you back I want to. let you know that I can't make it over. there for the Thanksgiving up there in. Gallatin but um I appreciate it and hope. you guys have a wonderful time up there. and uh just thanks for thinking of me. and thanks for invied me I was very nice. of you and uh yeah that's about it all. right I'm going to um I'm going to go. now. now yeah I'm heading I'm going down to.
Lafayette Louisiana baby Dustin porier. you know they every year they they they. uh they they they put uh cooking. utensils into his uh into his fighting. gloves and he gets out there and he'll. beat up a damn meal for you son. everything he serves you got a black eye. the black ey peas got two black eyes bro. you like dang some of them had broken. ribs on them look I didn't know even. know peas had ribs you know he'll give. you a little turkey leg or something and.
it's in a cast he beating the out. everything bro turkey neck and a neck. brace he that's how he does it bro he he. beat the eggs with his own hands bro I. see him you'll see him in the yard out. there he got on his fighting Trunks and. just some he just you know just putting. a bunch of hand action into a damn. mixing. bowl you know it's just crazy man I. never seen anybody do it like.
that you'll see him out there. calf kicking a rump roast bro it's it's. you're like what is going. on but that's where I'll be man that's. become a little tradition for me and I'm. it's a blessing I'm excited about it and. then we have a large show down there. might be our largest show ever over at. the cinjun dome in Lafayette. Louisiana and um grateful to be from. over there just got my mother at home in. uh in Baton Rouge my mom just moved back.
home so when we got her a house over. there and I'm just grateful to that. thank you guys for the support over the. years and um and she hasn't complained. about it yet which is just damn. unreal so um what else let's take. another call what are you thankful for. Trevon you got anything that pops into. your head brother oh every day bro. thankful to wake up thankful to you know. have a job thankful mostly for my you.
know beautiful wife shout out to Gabby. and our family and yeah the. health yeah that's it that really is. true huh having some health. man yeah and taking care of it too. that's another thing because I'll I'll. take man I'll take something for granted. in a. heartbeat I'll take my heartbeat for. granted in a heartbeat that's crazy. oh something else going on out in the.
world today um what else we got a call. that came in right here UMO this is. Michael from Tennessee hey Michael I. just want to say I've been thinking. about turkey and ham we didn't have ham. at Thanksgiving cuz apparently Ham's a. Christmas thing and I love huny him and. all they have is turkey turkeyy dry and. Bland as no honey so I didn't. with it so I just want your opinion okay.
brother I see you there I see you having. a lot of feelings about it um yeah. turkey or ham. [Music]. H well ham. ham ham is. ham you know ham it just it gets home. and it's like where's your mother you. know that's. ham but. turkey tur Turk turkey turkey turkey's a.
little more risky I think you know it's. a little tur T it's a little more. perverted I think low key bro turkey you. know it's. like what you want to do to. me want to put me in a sandwich want to. put me in the. fridge you want me now you want me. leftover what do you. want so turkey kind of looking at you. like like that I feel. like ham looks like it's been smoking or.
whatever like all right that you know. it'll party but it's you know. you know it's G to it can't it won't be. able to drive itself home ham you. know but tur because it drinks ham. drinks ham drinks but turkey is like it. could be anywhere it could be turkey. turkey you'll see you you'll see turkey. in a high heat. you'll see turkey in a high heel that.
bit you know so that's how I feel I. guess about that. um what else got a couple more calls. that came in. [Music]. here um oh here's a news story right. here police find 2 kilogram garden gnome. made entirely of MDMA. wow yeah that's it man that's how it is. now baby baby. they got aliens in the ocean they got.
MDMA in the garden gnomes. okay tape your eyelids to your ass. cheeks homie and stay. alert cuz they ring everybody out. here praise God baby what else do we. have uh we got another call came in. right here here we go. stay home for.
Christmas yo Theo this is Harley from. Portland Oregon man what's up Harley and. had a great time up there we did a show. out there in Portland uh which is a. great City let me say that people are. always like there's antifas up there you. know you know laring in the. park it's just a bunch of leftover. antifa and BLM activists and people you. know adult wearing baby diapers up there. laring in the park and sword fighting.
and doing makeshift Renaissance Fairs up. there and and damn George Foreman. grilling every meal and but I. thought it was an amazing City un i'. never I just hadn't it was just it. really shocked me how how special it was. yeah this naked guy pushing him you know. pushing himself in a you know and he's. like you know has a boat or and he's. going down the Street and a um a uh.
adult baby carriage or whatever but it's. there's it's awesome I thought it was. really really groovy I really like. Portland Oregon um what you have to say. brother sorry I interrupted you there. let's hear more um I I really appreciate. the way that that you pedal your ticket. the way that you uh encourage people to. not use Tean sites because you know you. don't want to you don't want people. paying more than they should to come see.
you I understand that and I really. respect that yeah totally well a lot of. times what happens is people will look. up a ticket right want to go to the show. this city this date or whatever and then. other secondary sites that are reselling. tickets will put them will pay more to. get their searching higher on Google and. stuff like that and so then you click. there and you're not really paying in. AIG you don't even have an option at a a. regular price ticket if there's still. any available onward but then I go to.
your your website man and I see. that uh Theo van.com tour is redirected. to Ticket. Master and I'm just curious man you know. the the people absolutely hate Ticket. Master oh yeah and I'm one of the people. brother I hate them I hate them it's a. SC they've been running this scam. forever so I don't know how we get a. politician that is going to break up the. Monopoly that's very obvious I don't. know how you get that done you know I.
would love to have a ticket broker on. this year maybe we can find start. delving into the dark depths of all that. because yes it's a monopoly it's sick. it's sick that you could take three of. your friends to a show but now you can. only take one because the fees are. astronomical we don't see any money from. the fees artist. don't you know it's just the same people. it's these big companies who owns Ticket. Master you look that up for.
me Live Nation. entertainment so there you go Ticket. Master is a wholly owned subsidiary of. Live Nation um which is headquartered in. Beverly Hills uh yeah well I think one. of the issues who's the owner of Live. Nation I wonder.
Vanguard well here's this is. hilarious zoom in on this a little. bit Liberty Media Corporation is the. largest shareholder of Live Nation. entertainment owning 30% of the company. other major shareholders include. Vanguard owns 88.3% Black Rock advisors. owns. 5.5%. um so there you go it's the same people. that own everything so that's why you're. getting because they own.
everything they own the building that. the show is in sometimes and then they. own the website and uh they don't care. they don't. care that's the bottom line they don't. care they don't care that it takes more. money out of your. pocket and mine if I buy tickets. somewhere they don't they don't care. they want money. that's all they want um so yeah that.
hurts my heart man nothing I can do. about it man you know and maybe one day. there'll be a better way to do it uh I. know Zack Bryan tried a unique method. through a ax I think ticketing um but it. hasn't shown up yet a way that's. definitely definitively saves people. that money um but yeah those people are. robbing people and that's what it is and. uh but we have a government that. continues to allow that sort of business. behavior um especially when they have a.
monopoly on the market yeah that's just. those are my feelings to me it feels. like it's to you calling I'm. sure to everybody listening I'd love to. have an extra $40 uh from ticket and. fees to go get me a sod or something get. me a little uh butter fanger or. something get Mom the payday or whatever. that she likes eating she can't even. hear to show she's over here. cheaper to get her a ticket than put her. in dang hospice or whatever. you know she's over here you know. listening to uh whatever we're watching.
you know metallic on ice or whatever. over here you know or ice spice on ice. or whatever who knows what the hell. they're doing now EP you know now it's. they have a new anxiety on ice is a new. performance for kid like what what are. we even taking our kids to it's. big Pharma anxiety on Ice brought to you. by Live Nation and fizer dude that's. what we're doing I mean yeah. people at at least aren't blind to it um. praise God brother thank you for the.
call and yeah I'm sorry about it too man. let me hear the N what let me hear what. you have to say I'm sorry and I I. personally would not go see a show just. because it's being sold strictly through. Ticket Master so I was curious if there. was some kind of way that that we could. get away from from these big. corporations and um and and hopefully by. getting away from them you know you. could get more more of a percentage of. ticket sales and that that yeah totally. I mean those venues they could give way. to something they could do something you. know um they also yeah they charge.
people for parking a lot of times or. it's just that's but some of it is. business but that part I believe is. egregious that's how I feel but no as of. right now I don't know another way. [Music]. um you know I could look into it though. maybe one day I'll have you know I could. own venues with other people and we. could just do the shows there at our own. venues and we wouldn't sell ticket and. we wouldn't uh. gouge people on those prices or maybe.
you'd find one politician that would. just run simply on the fact that they're. going to say Hey those guys we're. not going to let them do it we're going. to figure out a way so it's just those. greedy companies and dirty lawyers I. believe um but also there may be stuff I. don't know about it they may need an. extra $42 a. ticket to send you that. email so I might be. off um. what else sorry am I getting negative.
there let me think about what else I'm. thankful for man I'm thankful that uh I. have buddies that check in on me I I I. need to do a better job of that or I. would like to do a better job of that in. the coming years checking in on uh. people and checking in on myself you. know I want to make sure I do a better. job of. that uh what else am I thankful for um. oh I'm thankful my buddy uh just had a. new baby his third.
son him and his wife Natalie just had a. child and they just have a blessed. just man him and my buddy Curtis they. they run a uh speed and strength um. training a training group over here in. Nashville and it just those guys are. like they're like the best part of my. week when I get to be over there and. just laugh with everybody and we have so. much fun and they really uplift a lot of. a lot of the community here and so yeah.
that's something I'm thankful for that. he had a healthy son. um what else am I thankful. for uh I'm thankful I got to go to my. buddy Scott's wedding this year I'm. thankful I got to see my friend the. other night. um I'm thankful that God lets me think. about other people and that I can try. hard that I can you know that if there's. patches where I go through where I get. stuck stuck in myself that I can come. out of those you know we're not so every.
thought doesn't have to be a sentence. like a life sentence you know or that. every feeling isn't like a life sentence. even though there are moments where they. think it feels like they might be. they're. not. um I'm thankfully you can see somebody. that'll change your Vibe you know or. change you can hear a song that'll. change your energy and you can choose to. hear those things. too uh. what else yeah I'm thankful that some of. the mistakes I've made haven't.
um haven't put me in places that uh make. things very tough on me from day to day. you know that's been a lot of Grace of. from God in those spaces. um what else what do you think about. trevan any else any other gratitudes. coming into your. head thankful for friends like you said. being able to be able to think about you.
know being grateful in itself you know. what I mean being able to take the time. to yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm thankful God. lets me see different things or whatever. see animals bro I would hate that. if you at the zoo and your people are. just telling you what the animals look. like or whatever and then the guy starts. touching you on the back or whatever. you're like this guy's a pedophile or. whatever you know who who am I even with. dude that's a kind of scary that's. out there um what else do we.
got. uh um oh let. see uh oh here we go right here gang. let's hear this. one they say. homeful hey Theo this is uh Big R here. and big rge. baby let's hear more Daddy. um I mean I just want to uh preface by. saying I'm I'm not racist but.
uh. H all right onward um lately I've been. hanging out with you know some brothers. and I've I I've sneezed a couple times. but um you sneezed okay you've been. sneezing I I've noticed that I've been. sneezing around outside. and. um and I just I they don't say bless you.
and I don't know if it's like a me thing. I don't know if like you it's like I. don't know if it's like hard to look. tough like saying bless you like I don't. know I've been trying to say bless you. in the mirror in a tough way and it's I. got to admit it's it's a really hard. task to do. like okay I think I see what you're. saying you're saying a lot of brothers. they don't say bless you when you sneeze. well I mean I think that's just a that's. just just life bro I mean Brothers been. through a lot of historically.
man brothers and female brothers too the. sisters they've been through some. man get a history book. dog so they ain't worried if somebody. can't handle a little pollen or. something somebody sneeze that ain't. they're worried somebody goes into. prison you know that they that's when. they dropped some bless use on them they. worried they can't get the pain out of. the culture that's they that some. they'll they they'll yell bless you they.
save some of their bless yous for Sunday. as well but they it's it's white folk we. you know we somebody sneeze bless you. Ernie bless you bless you. Nathan that that's C we. that's you know black folk they just cuz. somebody can't handle sitting near a. tulip or something or somebody get a. little activated their lungs flare up. around a fern. that. ain't that's a little bit more white.
trauma than it is a black trauma I think. you know some white dudes like oh them. aelas I can't breathe like you the. floral George Floyd or something man get. your together M get you and don't. bother a brother to say bless you. because your white ass having trouble. with some dander line. dander okay get it. together your soft ass. can't breathe for half a second you want. God to help you God come on.
man come on man. so I think that's just look man that's a. cultural thing and I think you got to. let that lie where it lies baby that's. what I believe praise God man thank you. for the call though thank you for. letting me think out loud with you is. pornography causing a problem in your. life do you find yourself watching porno. for longer periods of time and having. trouble. stopping is porn affecting your.
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year. uh how can I do more you know and we all. want to right we all want to I hear that. so many times from people like hey how. can I be a par how can I do you know and. so yeah I've been thinking about that a. lot and I'm going to. um I I want to figure that out you know. just ways to yeah we we all want to find. ways to give back to help our our. neighbor. you know um and this is the time of year.
for that to be on our on our hearts I. think or I don't know I'm not trying to. preach out you this is the time year. where that's on my. heart you know how can. I yeah how can I think about somebody. else CU what a relief it is when you're. trapped in yourself to have a moment. where you're thinking about somebody. else you're like oh thank you God. letting me think about somebody else. man um what else let's take a a couple. more calls here on the way. out let me take this one right.
here nice to you I love the. show I'm calling with an issue I'm 20. years old I've been drinking every. single day since I've been. 17 there's been times where I stopped. drinking for a week I always fall back. into the same thing and I hate myself. for it everything pulls me down I'm just. wondering if you have any advice for.
me yeah I noticed myself man thanks for. calling bro uh I notice myself when I. get um when I'm doing something I don't. want to be doing when I'm doing. something I don't want to be doing and. then I've said to myself hey I don't. want to do this anymore and then I keep. doing it I can't help but do it right. that's addiction you can't help it. you're doing. it um which isn't you that's not you. making that choice the time it is it's. addiction it's a disease right so the.
same as if somebody had cancer you. wouldn't say to them every day oh damn. you have cancer again you keep choosing. to have cancer no they have. cancer it's the same with addiction you. are you don't want to do this you're. doing it. right you can't stop that. cycle um and then here this this is what. I've noticed for myself then shame. starts building up because now not only. am I addicted now I. am.
uh now I am um ashamed because I keep. breaking my own promise to. myself right now I'm losing my Integrity. so now not only am I dealing with. addiction but I'm also dealing with uh. with with. shame and man when those two dogs get. together good luck getting a frisbee. through the yard brother them some. Growlers Daddy. um but that's the people ask me a lot. how you know about addiction stuff the.
only answer I ever know that has helped. me has been uh going to recovery going. to Alcoholics Anonymous starting there. going to a. meeting because the first thing they ask. you in there is that. um my life is your life unmanageable. that's the. question is your life. unmanageable don't nothing has to be. about alcohol. is your life. unmanageable because that's a way where.
you get to choose for yourself nobody's. making a diagnosis of you being an. alcoholic you decide but it's like is. life unmanageable and that's a very fair. question. anybody and if the answer is yes then. they there's. more then you take it from there and. there you know but I would recommend go. to 3aa meetings some different. ones uh listen for for the similarities. and don't listen for the. differences.
because it's easy to be like ah this. no no that ain't I hear you hear. one thing like that ain't for me you. know so yeah man I'm sorry that you're. dealing with that uh but that's really. the only I don't have a magic button or. a magic solution you know and then once. you're in there you can maybe get some. sponsorship or something they can help. you decide if you should get treatment. or that sort of thing um now if you're. drinking every day for that long you may. need treatment to detoxify yourself but. uh thinking of you brother and um and.
thank you for calling man I appreciate. that uh what. else here we. go let's hear it what up. Theo hi hey I got a question for you. Theo uh my name is joclyn and I have a. son here he's 10 years old with Down. Syndrome uh just any advice that you. would give to him personally would be. much. appreciated and um we think you're great.
keep doing what you're doing bro thank. you thank you Joselyn I was very sweet. of you to call um Happy Thanksgiving to. you and to your child right there and. I'd say to to to your child I'd say hang. in there young. king okay you little freckled Sparrow of. the heavens hang in there hold the line. baby. boy because young DS Lords like yourself. are. heroes and you are.
beloved you are God's thank you card. there's not any of us in the in in. existence that doesn't that doesn't see. somebody with Don. Syra and feel something you know you. make a candle just a candle just light. up inside of. everybody y'all are the ones y'all are. the ones braving the genetic nether. Realm to see what's on the other side. y'all are the Lewis and Clarks of DNA.
okay the Harriet Tubman of. afflictions that's y'all young. king and every year we're getting closer. to winning this. war I'll say that out loud we will. battle with Down Syndrome until it's all. the way. down we will not. relent so keep hugging your mom and keep. being a bumblebee of Hope for all of.
us and keep smiling because when you. smile when people with Dan CM. smile all we all smile. somehow because we all have that a just. a not a not a DS but a d o. e of it inside of us. and I believe that you know and that's. why we can relate and I love you and I.
love your mom and I wish yall a Happy. Thanksgiving and keep teaching the rest. of us how to love better you know CU I. was right there in it I was right there. in just in the. grips and I was able to just break my. foot free as a. child and I love you guys man baby. praise God. man. um what else any other call that came in. here's a young lady that. called.
and here we go one more call. okay I'm. struggling it's just. hard going back and forth trying to find. a job with an addiction it's really. hard I can't seem to put the alcohol. down. and as funny as it.
is I listen to your podcast because of. how you talked about. Coke and uh I've been I've been. struggling with putting it. down and I just get to the point where I. just I get so deep you can't get out of. it and I know what you know what I. mean man it just breaks my heart. kind of you know that's.
tough yeah just I don't know what it. makes me I mean it just I guess yeah I. mean it just yeah I don't know it makes. me. sad yeah I guess it makes me like. um what does it make you feel. like well I think it's I think it's uh. powerful that they feel like they could. reach out to you to talk about it with. someone who can relate you know what I'm. saying yeah yeah I think is there's a.
part of it's like you want to you can. just tell when somebody's hurting you. know Le uh they about us call her is. that crazy you think Trevon do it I. think it would make her day let's just. call her let's see we can even ask her. if we I don't care if we put this on or. not we can this let me see.
hello hey what's. up who is this it's. theoo theovon I got you did you call I. don't know if this the right person did. you call our I just I have like a. voicemail thing and I just didn't know. if you called it the other. day is this really deong yeah yeah it is. who's this holy you actually listen. to it yeah sometimes it takes me a while. dude it freaking takes me a while but we.
just happened to um start list just like. uh we we've been listening for the past. couple weeks to try and do like a um an. episode to come out next week and so. yeah today I was listening to him and I. just heard your message and it just like. uh yeah you know I struggle with so. I just thought I would just say what's. up or you know dude I just had a wreck. like two days ago and oh what Happ I. don't know how I didn't die I was not. paying attention and I got I like rear.
ended him but I was flying and I. shouldn't have and it total the out. of my car I don't know how I died I just. I just came out with a small concussion. and nobody else was hurt and did you. have. insurance yeah oh that's it's getting. taken care of but it's just been a. shitty week I got cheated on too so. oh that's a I can't believe you actually. listen to my voice m. yeah well it just shook me you know I. mean it just made me you know it seemed.
like you're having a going through a. tough time and I've been there for sure. um I'm going on 19 hours of no drinking. over right now let's go that's awesome. dude 19 hours is big I know it's a lot. for. me yeah yeah it is I'm happy for you. that's awesome what do you think uh so. what what time of day or what kind of. happens that you start to you you feel. like you start to fall apart a little. bit or make you. drink well it was really the start of my.
job I started a job last year and we. ended up having to work like it. mandatory seven days a week and it's. been like that the whole time I started. and I finally they fired me in October. that then that's when really. started to fall apart I started showing. up drinking on the job and stuff it was. just getting really. rough B out yeah so you you just drink. going to get by huh yeah oh I went. through a couple relationships I tried.
to make relationships and just got sh on. it's just it's been a rough year really. yeah dang and where do you got family. over there or. no yeah I live with my mom and my dad oh. nice you have any. children oh no I'm 24 I'm still living a. little bit of L for trying too oh well. look at I think you got some blessings. right there then so you don't have a you. don't have a responsibility outside. yourself you got to take care of that's. nice you know yeah I mean except for. your folks you.
know yeah do you ever um go to AA. meetings or. anything no I have never thought about. it I got put on uh medication a while. back but I got off of it and I think. that kind of made it worse because I. went cold turkey oh yeah that can be. tricky but I felt like the medicine was. just making me more the best but it. could be from the drinking too while. drink on it so I've never had like talk. to a therapist or anybody about it.
m what do you feel I mean do you feel. like you drank too much you just feel. like you feel bad I mean or do you just. feel like maybe you just had a tough. couple days no judgment either I'm not. judging you yeah I. just I've been through I know there's. people out there that go through worse. things but I have was in a relationship. for a few years before I moved back in. with my parents and it was abusive I. lost I had a I was pregnant I lost my.
baby and I think that's where it all. started it was just really hard yeah I. bet that's tough huh you probably just I. don't know what did. it did you start yeah like what did you. start feeling you. think I just felt like I couldn't do. nothing good anymore I think that's. where all started like to fall apart for. me and I kept trying to like get back up.
and it just kept bringing me back down. and then I just picked up alcohol and. it's funny because I used to never want. to drink not even when I turned 21. and yeah it's just a lot of baggage I. feel like oh. yeah oh if I just can't feel like if I. feel like I just can't do good anymore. that's horrible. feeling yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry you. that you've been dealing with all that. I'm trying to get back up on my feet get.
another job I think that's not working. and stuff like that is really you're. just sitting at home thinking in your. head all the time I don't I have one. friend and I love her to death she. always tries to help me but I'm kind of. a hardhead and I don't listen to her oh. yeah yeah yeah we can't yeah it's hard. yeah don't try to help me that's the. last thing. I um well dang yeah I wish there was. some way that I could help out you know. I wish there was something I could do to. be. supportive um yeah I mean do they have.
therapist in your town do you think even. going to somebody like that would help. I'm just trying to think of something. that might help you get a better you. know or do you need to get a new job do. you think you could even work right now. what do you think's going. on I don't I don't even I don't know how. to start I don't know if I I've always. like been around people that tell me. therapy doesn't work and you don't need. to go to pay somebody to tell about your. problems because they don't care you. know stuff like that so I guess I kind. of just stuck that in my head that I.
didn't need to go talk to people about. it I guess yeah I kind of just hold it. in until I explode. Yeah well yeah I just don't know if. that's good or not I don't know if it's. good for anything to hold anything in. that long you know no it's not but I've. always grew up where you don't talk. about your emotions that much. so yeah. dude oh God if I if you felt something. in my neighborhood somebody call you a. dang to be honest with you you know yeah.
and no offense I didn't say that I think. it's a no that is exactly how it is D. yeah but damn yeah I feel you. there. um well how about this maybe I'll just. is it I'll check back in with you in. like a week or something to see how. things are. going okay that it really helped me. calling you actually heard me like it. just felt made me feel better. yeah well I I know what that's yeah I. can relate to that man for sure yeah.
just sometimes you just me somebody the. list. yeah yeah that's true man I feel that I. feel. that yeah I feel that I definitely feel. that yeah it feels good to get it out. but you know some people just don't want. to hear Bunch problems they're always. like well I'm dealing with this I'm. dealing with that everybody's dealing.
with you know yeah but sometimes. just need somebody to hear you out and. not make you feel crazy for. it yeah and you're right sometimes we. just want somebody to listen you know we. just want something to be you know we. just want a place to put something. there's obviously different things you. could go do to try to get help for. yourself you know or if you wanted to. you have insurance or. no yeah I do okay cool so you could if. you wanted to try a therapy then you. could try it at least you know I know it. takes time to like try and figure that.
out but that is a thing and then um yeah. but yeah how about this I I'll just yeah. I just want to just I'll check back in. like in a week or something and just see. how you're doing is that okay if I check. back in yeah that's fun okay cool um all. right well have a good time over there. what y'all gonna do for. Thanksgiving I don't. know what are your parents doing. they're cooking some food family out I'm.
not on good times with my brother right. now so it's going to be kind of awkward. damn I wish I could figure that out. before he gets over. there everybody tells me to apologize I. need to stop holding the garage I know I. do I'm working on it yeah I feel you. sometimes that stuff's hard you know. it's hard um maybe yeah I I don't know I. feel you I struggle with that I got the. same issues with some of my family it's. tough you know it's family's tough um.
but yeah if I can't swallow my pride for. my f you know at least do it for myself. for others you know because it don't. have to be about me on Thanksgiving. that's what I started thinking the other. day yeah you know I don't I I don't. deserve to ruin other people's day just. because I have feelings a certain way. you know I should be able to figure that. out I'm not telling you that I'm just. saying that to me. really got to be home and grateful well. I just I should be able to approach. somebody in my family at the end of the. day say it were the last minute on.
Earth what do I what do I want that. family member to think I want them to. think oh I was holding something against. them you know that I couldn't figure out. you know like no I would want my family. member to think that I love them you. know and so I got to figure that out. even if it's for short term basis you. know because I I don't know I just don't. want yeah I don't want to be. always a part of the problem you. know yeah but all right well I gotta.
finish up because I'm about to go watch. some. football all right what's your first. name well I appreciate you calling and I. just hope you hang in there and uh yeah. just don't feel alone you know because. that's that isn't. true yeah I know I have family that. supports me yeah and you just have. people that are like you I think. sometimes you just have to go find you. have to it's hard we got to we got to we. got to find them you.
know yeah so but anyway I hope I'm not. trying I don't sound like I'm trying to. preach at you do. I no no I needed this actually I needed. to talk to somebody about it yeah. anything else you're. feeling no I'm just going drink a bunch. of water and keep going there you go. stay hydrated baby that's what you can. do. all right Emily Happy. Thanksgiving all right Happy. Thanksgiving you have a good one okay.
you too take care. bye wow sweet. girl yeah man it just that's wow that's. so funny it's the same things I'm. dealing I got some f just like it's. tough but then what do I want to do I. want to go I want to bring all this. or tell my family members like well I. don't want to be there if they're there. and that then I'm just making a storm. and the truth is there's a part of me. inside of me that that wants to be.
around my family it wants everything to. be okay you know but there's another. part of me that wants to have things my. way that's really what it is for me even. if the other person wronged me or I. don't like their energy or whatever I. can't figure the out for two. hours you know and then what's my part. in it I'm a saint. no some sometime I'm a St Bernard with a. couple of face tattoos baby I'm.
jelly wolf you feel me. so don't make me pop the trun. ah oh this is my brother let me see if I. can get a couple him to say a couple. things he's thankful. for big. Z what's up bro not much I'm recording. my podcast right now brother how are. you good good just check in on you bro. and. seeing checking in on you after the. other day oh yeah I appreciate it man.
yeah I was just talking to some girl. that been she like called her hotline. she'd been having a tough. time oh really yeah she just yeah she. was having a tough time so I just gave. her I just called over there and was. talking to her for a little while oh. from the show yeah oh nice yes so you. got the you've been doing the hotline. more now someone said that to me the. other day I'm trying to I just sometimes. it's hard for me to feel comfor it's. like I don't like to do it when I don't. or do solo you know sometimes I do my.
podcast just by. myself yeah yeah yeah I don't like to do. it if the um if I don't feel comfort you. know like if I feel agitated or. something or I'm stressed. out yeah well that's fine that makes. sense to me I mean yeah CU it just feels. like I can't be I don't feel like you. know I just feel like a. um like I'm just going through the or. whatever you know yeah you kind of. caught up stuff yeah but it was just. yeah but some girl call she just been.
struggling. drink oh nice that's pretty that's. pretty crazy you kind of do a little. 12-step work on your podcast yeah just. to listen to her she she was talking. about I don't know she reminded me of. just it's funny because we both had some. of the same things which was like being. around family during the holiday just. stuff like that too we ended up talking. about yeah yeah I need to call that hot. line man I forget about that you guys. can call in sometime yeah dude well. actually you can help us right now we're. finishing that if you have a couple.
things you're thankful for we're just. going to think of a couple of them on. the way out out of the episode if you. got a. couple oh man what am I think. for oh that's such a big question I know. it is I guess I mean I'm definitely. thankful for you know my. family um you know you and everyone else. in our family for sure. I'm really thankful for my friends and. the friendships that I've been. developing.
um. uh I mean I'm thankful for. um potential you know just like being. able. to just to get up in the morning and you. know go for another day I'm thankful for. really thankful for the that I get to be. a parent you know um oh yeah that's a. good one yeah I love parenting I love.
raising my children. um. uh what it say here yeah I used to have. this uh this hypothetical like it's a. little bit derogatory but I can tell you. if you want yeah all right all right so. if you're on an island and you can't you. can't. masturbate right you can't okay that's. the example you have no arms just you. can't do it okay you have legs.
though well you yeah but if you can use. them to masturbate then no because you. can't masturbate in this example one leg. there's no way you can do it there's no. way you can do it with one leg you have. one leg and no arms a got me and you're. just laying n you're laying naked on the. beach on this deserted island right okay. and but you have a strong. libido right okay and you're a. heterosexual male like you like you I. mean like you probably are I don't know. if for certain but you probably are. heterosexual male so you're heterosexual. male yeah and you have a strongly beat.
you can and then all of a sudden there's. another man on the island. oh so here's the question mhm do you. eventually have sex with this. man no I don't think you do now for me. it's a hell yeah. God hell yeah I mean really I don't mean. like well yeah think about it which if. you can't if you can't masturb it you. can't but yall date for a long time. first or is there any or how does it. even no one day you're out there just. laying on the beach because you can't.
walk you only have one leg you can get. up and H out well you could you could. knee over you could knee over you could. hobble over and then kind of from the. distance Here Comes this man walking and. he's got two legs oh yeah big spender. huh big spender he's got a shirt he's. got a shirt but you can see his chest. and you guys just strike it up you know. you start make. about just listen D example you make a. little bonfire together you roast. weenies you have a little Weenie Roast.
wait hold on how can you can't even walk. but suddenly you're a damn wee blow. Scout. dude no bro look he carries you over to. the fire and lays you down oh God bre up. breasts breasts up breasts. up lays you down and then some just. saying. eventually eventually. you'd have sex even though you're not. even though you're a heterosexual male. all right all right man I'm G give you a.
buzz back all right that's what I'm. thankful for all right bro I love you. all I love you too man. wow it's got me thinking too man you're. like you'd have to go on dates with the. guy you know what I'm saying you're like. and you'd have to know people aren't. coming to get. you you can't just you know what I'm. saying Trevon you be having sex with the. guy and then you hear a helicopter over. top yeah dude.
totally yeah you can't be if you just. are stuck on an island for two days and. you hook up with a dude then you're just. a gay. guy which is fine but don't be like oh. the island or. whatever wow just an island. boy dang bro and that's why our family. has trouble during the holidays I'll. tell you that man that is why they do um. blessings to everybody out there man.
thank you guys for being a part of my. life thank you for letting me be a part. of your life um thank you for just this. year it's been crazy man the past couple. weeks were really crazy like uh yeah I. kind of was like losing my mind I went. on Joe Rogan's show and I was just. having a tough time on there I just was. like I think I got real scared like. after like the election and uh people. make and podcast like they're like. podcast swaye the election and I don't. believe any of that I believe people do.
what they want to do you know and and. then they make you out to be this big. right-wing F people emailing me about. fascism or whatever and uh just a lot. just. like um yeah just because I voted for my. buddy I Bobby Kennedy's my. friend that is my friend I know but I I. in fact uh. he's he's a good he's a just a he's.
somebody I trust he's my friend right. I'll vote for my friend you think my. friend is going to run for freaking. president of the United States and I'm. not going to vote for him dude or for uh. you know minister of health or whatever. or whatever it is called it's called um. Deadpool 7even or whatever he's called. now or whatever you know uh the CVS. warlord or I'm not even sure what. they're calling him now um but yeah I'm. going to vote for my friend and I don't.
really care what anybody thinks about. that I I don't think um and I wouldn't. think it's weird if you vote for your. friend I don't give a who anybody. votes for but yeah so but I don't know. yeah I think just a lot of stuff like. kind of freaked me out in the past. couple weeks and I was just been feeling. overwhelmed and. um and yeah and then we all go through. and then the year's going fast and. whatever I'm not I'm not a pity. party I'm just happy to take a breath.
man I'm just happy to take a breath. happy to be. [Music]. alive and maybe I do feel like I have to. explain myself I don't know and may you. know I don't I don't know I'm just I. don't know what I'm doing okay. so you won't come to my house or office. I don't even have an office but you. won't come to whatever and see like a. board like a you know chalk board or. whatever ever with arrows on it or. whatever or like M you know it says you. know Secrets or you know just.
like so anyway I don't even know what. I'm talking about who cares man I've. talked enough I've wasted enough of your. time today as always the hotline is. 98566. 4953 and yeah the holidays man you got. to think they're coming up let me try. this. one n that's Jesus Christ I'm going to. beat somebody's ass outside of a Bed. Bath and Beyond if I have to hear that. let's try.
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go a little too. [Music]. slow oh yeah that's taking a bath by. yourself dude that's when it gets really. crazy if you're young and you jerk off. to that dude you. obviously wear wear like a nice jacket. when you do it you know. [Music].
just remind everybody be good to. yourselves man um be good to others do. let's do we'll just keep doing what we. can do um excited about the end of the. year we have coming up we will take a. week off at some point um for no episode.
and uh and yeah that's what's that's all. that's going on and um Happy. Thanksgiving to you Trevon you too. brother yeah thank you for being here. Riley Ma um Ben Becker um all of the. producers that have helped uh Zack. Powers Colin Riner Nick Davis uh Cameron. George um we got a whole gaggle of guys. and uh and people who have over the. years uh Happy Thanksgiving to you guys. and um thank you guys for uh being a.
part of my life and and um and the. support and you guys be good to. yourselves Baby. G my will. be Santa me show yourself to me help me. find who my baby will. be. tonight all I.
need that I lonely.
