Sadie Hawkins | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #243

you know I always um I always have felt. like life was happening at me. or to me and uh the other day somebody. said hey you know life is happening for. you and it really gave me a softer just. put me at ease like somebody just hit a. quilt just under my skin suddenly you.

know just like somebody just wrapped. like a million gooses just around my. neck or something it just made me feel. more comfortable hearing that that life. isn't happening to me it's happening for. me because I always had this pressure. that I'm just standing in the wind and I. don't even yeah nobody else can even. feel I can't even feel the wind but me. man I'm like his way and II I'm always. just standing in the wind but there.

really is no wind it's just me thinking. that life is happening to me. my life is happening for me man we got. this let's get this happy novembre. novembri no bummer a couple different. ways to say it a few variations for you. let me take you right here on this.

little head. [Music]. celebrate. celebrate ms. No. died.

fun while we. celebrate dark days celebrate oh yo. and I wish I could dance. [Music]. have some fun while we all die oh yeah. right there and you know I'm not a DJ.

cuz I cut the song off real hard like. that I'll cut that song up but you know. a DJ really kind of fades like this is. what a DJ would have done right there a. DJ would have done this just kind of. faded it out that's not even that good. Jesus what's up I could have never been. a DJ do we had a guy when I was young.

this dude named John DJ John that was. his name or DJ ice cold or something or. cold boy or something or you know DJ. free-throw freezing or something I don't. know what it was it was just something. it was around the time when ice was like. the cool term like Ice Cube was a rapper. ice-t basically people a lot of rappers.

were named out of things out of the. frigerator kind of and they had a guy. named John in our town and he was the. only dude that had he got like the first. CD changer and he would do all of the he. did funerals he did weddings he did. school dances everything this guy was. the music man and he had an old it was.

like um he had a horse trailer you know. a lot of time you see a horse trailer on. the interstate when somebody's moving a. horse somewhere stealing a horse a lot. of times that's stealing he and you kids. always wave at the horse like it's not. being stolen or something but and he uh. and he had a horse trailer and he would. put his stuff in the back of it and he. would show up dude and he had some. speakers I mean one of the speaker's had. it was probably about 15 feet tall bro I.

mean that thing. if you just set something on top of it. nobody could ever see it and that's. really how much height was on that sound. piece and and and he was the man DJ ice. I think it was ice boy or something I. don't know he had the shittiest name but. but in a small town what first person to. get a speaker is suddenly the DJ first. person to get that the six disc shuffler. suddenly he got a business and that you.

know a lot of times it's just the first. person to get there really is the one. and get it started you know you really. become that he was really the. Christopher Columbus of sound in our. town when he'd show up things that were. real normal before suddenly he'd show up. you know you'd be at a funeral and. suddenly you'd hear some [ __ ] pour. some sugar on me. or you'd hear in Farmer I love that man.

dude this was the time of year they had. a dance when I was growing up called. Sadie Hawkins and I don't know who Sadie. Hawkins I think was someone who had I. guess it was someone who had a twin or. something in the twin died or went. missing or was hiding and the dance was. the woman at school had to ask the man. the girls at school had to ask the boy.

and the girls had to ask the boy in and. then you had to get a shirt for the. person and wear the same shirt and it. was called Sadie Hawkins and and you. were twins at that point you were twins. and that's how it kind of tied back into. the you know missing person or whatever. but um but dude I remember Sadie Hawkins. in the first day you go to school and.

like it was like usually about three. weeks before people would start asking. people and you'd start singing a girl. across the way and be like aw she might. ask me and then you would hear that. she's going with somebody you're like. [ __ ] okay you know. you know Alison isn't asking me so maybe. Katie maybe Katie you asked me you know. and you would wait and then you would. hear all Katie's going with Ricki like. all [ __ ] I thought they were siblings.

but whatever and then you'd wait a. little longer you liked all yeah maybe. Tiffani you know maybe thick Tiffani. with them [ __ ] big you know with them. big knees bro. we had a girl named Tiffany had the. biggest [ __ ] knees you ever seen her. just like somebody hit a basketball and. each one of her damn legs right in the. middle and dude I remember thinking she.

was gonna ask me one time and and she. didn't ask me and then I'm like Jesus. Christ dude I'm have to go if I'm left. to dance it one of the chaperones and so. it just got you know [ __ ] got real. minimal and then and then just a friend. asked me that's who I'll always in I was. always the guy that ended up going to. the dance with a friend you know some. girl I you know all like I had a buddy.

and he was real handsome and so he got. all of you know when when you were a kid. it wasn't really people weren't really. touching each other's crotches or you. know doing anything there wasn't really. like a lot of sex but it was just. sweating you just get around someone you. really liked him you just [ __ ] just. sweat by him that's how you know because. you were so nervous you know you would. just get around I remember this girl. kitty man and I'd get around her and I.

was just [ __ ] I couldn't even talk I. just [ __ ] loved her so much. and I just wanted to damn I wanted to. marry her so bad bro even though I was. just like [ __ ] 11 or something or 10. not even 11 man and I just wanted to. marry her so bad and a [ __ ] all I. would do is just stand by her and just. [ __ ] sweat and just look like a freak. bro but that's how you express love at. that age you know what to sit there like.

a. damn waterfall you know I'd sit there. like a just like the back of a [ __ ]. dying whale bro just still pretty damp. you know just glistening yes oh just. nervous but when Sadie Hawkins now was. the time it was easier for guys because. the girl had to ask you and then you got. the matching shirt and that was pretty. cool now that part was pretty cool when. you got that matching shirt because we.

didn't have like you know when I was. growing up my mom would get us a nice. outfit and usually one pant and two. shirts at the beginning of school and. what I would do is sometimes I would. wear the pant the first day the second. day turned the pants inside out because. the inside looks a little bit of a. different color until people it was a. different pant a DP you know and uh and. anyway so yeah when so when you got the.

girl that bought you that shirt that. Sadie Hawkins shirt I run one time this. this pretty well-off girl in our town. she was well off her name was Emily and. she was pretty and she was cute and she. was my friend and and she got me a nice. [ __ ] shirt bro dan that thing was. nice I'm a mutter armorer I put that. thing on dude I felt like I was like the. like just like the mayor's son or. something I felt like I was just a.

little Fauntleroy to third or something. I just felt like I don't know who I felt. like I just we were putting it on and it. felt nice at three or four buttons and. the fabric was real strong and I. remember putting that [ __ ] on and just. feeling like a champion so that was the. nice thing about Sadie Hawkins you got. that free shirt now some of them you get. a poor girl would ask you and that [ __ ]. give you a damn tank top but uh you know. a little symbol about electricity or.

something or one of those City handout. tank tops you know it says vote for. Jackson or something on the back of it. or vote for you know Walter some kind of. [ __ ] but. remember that Sadie Hawkins man it was. pretty enjoyable and and that was just. and it was this time of year that's when. it happened in the fall and it was just. madness walking around school just. waiting for a girl to ask you and then. it became closer and closer and closer. you're like damn everybody's been asked.

now I'm like the last one man that [ __ ]. dude being young and going through like. moments like that is pretty it really. like it's such a it's so severe at the. time I mean at the time there was. nothing I mean I would get to school I. had to look clean I took you know look.

nice I was like waiting for a woman to. ask me to the Sadie Hawkins. I want the free shirt from a rich girl. but more often than not bra. I'd end up with your girl thick TIFF. with those [ __ ] double dribble. kneecaps bruh the [ __ ] Reggie Miller. of orthopedics dude and she would uh you.

know I get that you know just that. regular baby girl to ask me and one girl. asked me one day this one time though. does she get she carried me during one. of the dances see if I can really kind. of lifted me up and carry me and I. didn't know what to do man I didn't know. what to do except just get an erection. broca's that's when you're that young. you when you're you were you real y'all.

you know when you're about 13 if you are. you get anything get you a rag I saw. somebody get electrocuted one time over. there about uh outside of the swagman. and I [ __ ] popped a bone or like what. the [ __ ] man you know like I mom like. I'm like I'm with that what is that. man's name electric manor like I'm. [ __ ] I don't know bro whatever but damn.

yeah did when you were young now yeah it. now you does ain't no woman I wish they. still had Sadie Hawkins for adults I. think it would be nice wouldn't it be. cool to walk around town thinking and. somebody's gonna ask you to a dance and. I guess that it is still like that with. dates but I think in a small town it. would be really beautiful you know if. you're like okay Sadie Hawkins is coming. up in our town it's a fun thing that.

everybody still celebrates so we're. gonna somebody gets to ask something so. you get to you know everybody's waiting. the girl's gonna come and you're waiting. but that was a fun time and those dances. and it was always around this time of. year around fall or autumn trying to. think of some other memories I have from. this time of year I really enjoyed when. I was young at this time you're getting.

off the school bus in the afternoon. because the a it would be getting darker. earlier and sometimes there would be. like a little bit of wind and it would. be kind of a little chilly and it would. just I don't know there was possibility. in the air it was almost like. mother nature was was just about to tell. us a secret or something it just. something felt the time of year. something just felt really nice about it.

you know before it got too cold or. before it got uncomfortable just I don't. know it's just something nice when the. air is just so it feels just as as alive. as you are it's like you guys met each. other. 5050 because in the summer is so hottest. you know it's the world's meeting yet. like ninety five five and then the. winter is the same you know if you hang.

out outside long enough outside will. kill you that's crazy to it in the. winter if you hang out out outside long. enough outside will kill you don't think. mother nature ain't a hit man that's. Shady Hawkins brought when she asks you. to die. mother nature asks you to die boy if.

it's too cold out but there was that. special time of year and you know and um. in November right around you know. Halloween around this time and it was. just when the air was just kind of you I. don't know you'd be walking and. sometimes some leaves would blow right. up up in front of you they'd be behind. you but the wind would just pick him and. moving right in front of you and it just. felt like the world was walking with you.

like there was magic in the air I love. that man I loved that and one thing. about living in Los Angeles you don't. get that you we there aren't any seasons. here so it gets to be very much a. Groundhog Day and and you think it's. nice but at a certain point sometimes. it's not that enjoyable because it's. just like oh that's nice again it's nice. again it's nice again you don't you. don't remember it's like ah.

yeah it's just like uh it is you know. it's like I mean it's everybody says but. it's like Groundhog's Day but happy. November to you and thank you for being. here and just being a part of my life. today and I'm happy to be a part of your. life today and and I'm feeling good you. know I'm feeling hopeful and so that's. where I'm at and I'm happy to have those. feelings today and I feel you know I'm.

just trying to feel grateful that I'm. wake up you know today and I'm feeling. good and and that you know just like you. know I'm gone well you know I'm tired of. just feeling like that just you know I. want the breeze to be at my back then. this nice man everything is okay and. it's gonna be that way we got some nice. calls that came in we're gonna talk.

about a couple of different things. what did I do this weekend I wouldn't. did some yoga feeling good about that I. got a fever man I got a fever lie sign. at 1:00 a.m. and a fever I think a fever. is kind of fun I think cuz it's like you. get to take the nyquil you get to like. you get to make noises like that dude I.

woke up until the night bro and I felt. like um I just. and it was sweat all under me and I'm. like [ __ ] bro I'm like a ocean I'm like. you know like Billy ocean or whatever. Frank ocean or whatever that guy's name. is Ron ocean or something I don't know. what his name is I think he's um he is a. musician I think he died actually but. but damn dude I was like [ __ ] I'm gonna.

check on him on homes for [ __ ]. flounders for fish because with as much. water is flying out of my body right now. dude I wouldn't be surprised if. somebody's sitting you know if one of. the neighbors just you know Bates a hook. and just casts it. right out into my bellybutton because. I'm [ __ ] damp as hell I wouldn't be. surprised if somebody lays a couple of. hot trout lines out there but back. behind my freakin behold bruh back there. in that [ __ ] Fern Gully. cuz I'm growing some crops but I've got. some real serious body hair about my ass.

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if a comedian telling a joke that you've. heard other people tell a lot or the. same type of premise a lot of times for. me when I go back and watch my own. material early material I say oh that's. real hacky that's real. anybody could do it that's how that's my. definition of it Oh anybody could do. that you know I remember when I started. out doing comedy I said I don't want to. sell jokes I want to sell you know I.

want to I don't want people to remain on. to remember a joke when they leave I. want people to remember me I want them. to remember oh what what there was. something that guy I don't care if they. leave and they don't remember one of the. jokes that's not important I want that. because the jokes anybody could do a. joke you know a dead animal could do a. joke did if you write one you know you. write the first part of the joke on one. side of his body and then if you flip. him over and write the punchline then.

every [ __ ] you know every Highway. armadillo could [ __ ] be Chris Rock. but what I'm saying is that I wanted to. be Burma I want to be to be oh I want to. sell myself I want to sell I want to I. want them to be like oh wow who was that. so I think one way of trying to be not. be hacky is by just creating things that. are true to you or follow your. sensibilities you know I look back on.

some of my jokes and sometimes I say oh. that's kind of hacky I wouldn't do that. anymore. but then also you evolve it's really. interesting how you evolve in comedy I. mean I remember I used to do this bit. about Brad Pitt and when I met him. because I did meet him dude. the only Brad Pitt that God ever made. bro met his ass and and I remember after.

I did that bit I think a man I will. never have a bit as good as that in my. whole life my career is over mom. how can I ever beat that or do as well. as that and now years later five years. later I can't even remember that bit I. can't remember it and it's and and and. to me I have bit said her her stories.

that are far more interesting so but. hacky to me means oh anybody's I've. heard that a million times I've heard. that premise I've heard that joke an. example of a hacky joke is oh um. if you see the the the the comedian. using the mic stand as a penis as a. wiener if you see oh somebody say you. know sigh Alice for our penis medicine. or whatever. and they're always like a four hours.

what am I gonna do with the penis for. four hours that's like a real popular. hacky joke and I remember telling her I. told that joke and I started everybody I. think sometime you just need to get your. footing and so and then I think there's. comedians that you tell hacky jokes I. think all of us some stuff is sometimes. all of us tell something hacky to other. people like Oh everybody will think. something that somebody else does is. hack but that's the answer there um.

grace Jensen asked what's your plans for. Thanksgiving and what are your favorite. dish my plan is to go home to New. Orleans on to Louisiana and see my. family you know really I got five. beautiful nieces and nephews and three. siblings. and uh and she said and what is your. favorite dish you know I like them sweet. potatoes I like them sweet potatoes do. when I was young we had to had a cat in.

our neighborhood this cat quagmire was. his name and he was he wasn't black but. he was definitely one of his parents was. black at least and he man he had sharp. nails. he had sharp nails and I used to love. one thing I like to do when I was young. I liked to take my shirt off you know a. lot of times to show appreciation to. people or to just you know a lot of. times if somebody did something real. cool or something you'd take your.

[ __ ] shirt off and show him your. chest you know do a firework if you had. it but if you didn't have a firework you. just show him that [ __ ] you just hit. him with that [ __ ] that baby bird you. know and Quagmire was this cat and. somebody had sharpened his nails in the. neighborhood and I don't know who did it. people say so this guy did it but you. know probably somebody that was an. alcoholic or a lonely woman. so but anyway and I remember I sometimes.

I would lay down and they would put him. on my back and he would [ __ ] walk on. your back dude and it was like very much. like a um not like a torture chamber but. man it was know what it was like Eastern. medicine. what's that call were somebody that's. not really a doctor but like kind of. dresses like one [ __ ] tries to show. you oh Jesus my brain is just I was full.

of trans fat I think a Roma that no. Apothic you know what I'm saying it's. that thing where the guy it's like. playing darts but it's [ __ ] a bunch. of darts and nobody's keeping score. really except that nothing maybe Chinese. people are kind of but. ba-ba-ba-ba esthetician no aromatherapy.

no what is it called and they [ __ ]. put you in a room by yourself a lot of. time they turn the lights out they put. all the [ __ ] inside of you exorcism and. that's what it felt like dude was. exorcism and uh and damn boy that. [ __ ] cat had the sharpest nails you. know I said I think they put other nails. in him I swear to God he he he [ __ ]. hit a couple of thumbtacks in his own. little paws like he'd been in prison or. something or like priests own you know.

French prison because that dude he would. get on my [ __ ] back bro and God dang. dude I would see the future boy and I. would [ __ ] feel it man I mean he just. took my brain in a warp zones when. quagmire would just run up and down my. back but here was the thing though after. he would do it for a while he would eat. a sweet potato at his cat and he would. eat a sweet potato right there in front. of you and I never in all my days I.

never seen anything like this do when. you see a little beautiful little dark. [ __ ] just huffing down a patate broad. one of them orange Poe tots dog I've. never seen anything like that in my life. still makes my [ __ ] horse swell up. God dang. praise God bro but yeah I like sweet. potatoes okay let's get into a couple of.

other questions here Oh Nick went to the. fights Nick went to the Logan Paul ksi. fight so a lot of people don't know. Logan Paul he's the you know he's like a. YouTube guy and he's a and he was in. here he came in here and he was I. thought he's really gracious young man. and he and he the dude is very. successful and he decided to box and he. went into another boxing match and he. fought ksi man and this is the British.

and y'all know look dude the British bro. I'm not against him but we left there we. left Britain because. or England we left England because it. wasn't working out so you know it's like. it's like you know it's it's you know we.

were that we did it we did it and that's. why we came over here to start a new. England you know and try to revamp it. and make it more dope but um anyway they. fought and I want to talk with him I. want to talk with Nick cuz Nick went to. the fight producer Nick and I were gonna. get him in and then we got some great. calls about LSU wood mill gypsies. stepsons premature uncles and and. methamphetamines so this past weekend. has brought to you--by Skillshare and.

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gonna tell them to you right now they. are I will be in Lafayette Louisiana at. the Heyman Center and that's almost sold. out with uh we're gonna have proceeds. benefiting Dustin Poirier good fight. Foundation down there so I'm excited to. do something fun in Louisiana and that's. almost sold out over there about two. thousand people coming in we got The. Wiltern in Los Angeles December tenth.

and then after that I'll be in. Manchester Dublin Ireland Glasgow London. London London Amsterdam Oslo in Norway. there are still tickets available for. London Oslo and Stockholm this week. tickets for Toronto Oxon Hill Maryland. and New Jersey we'll all go on sale so. and now imma do that little rendition. for y'all misbehaving by baby Billy and.

Amy Lee mama told me not to I did it. anyway misbehaving daddy said don't but. I said I'm gonna misbehaving paws on the. windowsill swimming in the creek. catching crawled dads and playing with a. stick I wore lipstick and I got caught. shaving just to little country kids. outside misbehaving so that's a little. bit of that free all for free right. there all right what's up Nick what's.

cracking dude you went to the fight. minute cuz I texted the other day at. what's going on you seem that picture. mm-hmm you sent me that imagery from the. fight man yeah ksi Logan Paul the the. big rematch when you got there what was. the energy like kind of walking into the. place did it seem like the typical. energy going into like a boxing match. did it feel like going to a performance. kind of what was it was dead right away. so we the main card started at six there. four fights on it and we got there right.

at six and just no one cared about the. fights that were going on and the first. one of the of the main card was Billy. Joe. Saunders who's an undefeated boxer like. he's a legitimate pro he won by knockout. he may fight Canelo next and let him. just no one gives a [ __ ] there in the. stadium no one care so was it almost. awkward that that was it almost seemed. like they were fighting and people were. just like on their phones and like 100%. there's so many people's if so many. wannabe influencers and stuff and then. there were some that were popular I.

didn't recognize any of them but they'd. walk down the stairs and like a rush of. kids would like flood over to them as. the fights were going on like though the. fight could have ended and no one would. have noticed wow it was it was a scene. oh dang and did you feel out of place as. like an actual kind of fight fan do you. feel what was the age vibe in there what. was some of that it was it was really. mixed I mean they were definitely a huge. portion of young kids that you wouldn't. normally see it I see it a fight a lot.

of parents who you could tell like they. were just like dragged there and like. didn't know what was going on but then. they were like it seemed like there were. some real fight fans but they're just. like sitting there watching the fight. you know it's not like they're not. making a big scene or whatever anybody. who was there for like Logan Paul fight. like I don't know you could pick him out. okay I see we're saying so there's a. couple of fight fans there but not that. many yeah and the ones that were there. were just chilling enjoying the fight. they weren't like it was an all rowdy. because the energy just wasn't there so.

the energy that wasn't there throughout. what was it like whatever his fight. started that fight it was it was like. bumpin the crowd went wild. he had like a mix of boos and cheers but. I think I think for the most part there. was a lot of Logan Paul chance and it. was like Pro him because it was like USA. over England KS is from Great Britain or. whatever yeah and did uh did you see um. was it was there a lot of action was it. good boxing or was it [ __ ] boxing the.

the first two fights like I said they. were legitimate boxers real boxing. contenders the main event with ksi and. Logan it was Logan he lost the fight by. split decision which we haven't said but. he looked like a real boxer to me and he. looked like the better boxer for sure. ksi he had a he had a ton. stamina and he was constantly winging. throwing huge punches but like Logan. looked pretty technical to be honest it. didn't look horrible the fight right.

before it I was like this weird filler. fight and it looked like who was on the. fight car before it the fight right. before it yeah I'm thinking it was. [ __ ] like I'm just trying to think of. who would be on there dude was it like. um Thomas the Train versus [ __ ]. scooby-doo or yeah. these those guys have way more clout. than the guys that fight I think it was. just some weird filler fight and they. look like weird versions of doppelganger. of ksi and Logan Paul it was like this. kid with like frosted tips and that this.

other black guy I my theory was they did. it to get people were in the hallway. like back to their seats Wow so if you. saw it on the TV Beck oh my god it. started. did it feel overly produced was there a. lot of produced stuff like I noticed. just watching some of it like you know. they had like a lot of advertisements. and stuff did it feel like that or did. it feel just like they got out there and. that in it and that's when the fight hit. I mean it was I figure a lot of hold up. for advertisements is for me I didn't. notice a lot of holdups for. advertisement specifically I mean the. walkouts.

took a long time but like in big boxing. matches that's kind of the thing it was. promoted by a real boxing promotion. Eddie Hearn who's like he's been around. actual boxing for a long time so it kind. of had that same feel and the pacing of. it but I didn't notice the. advertisements in the arena and he also. didn't know it's kind of hard watching. boxing when you're in the arena because. you don't see everything and like Logan. Paul a huge moment was in the fourth. round he Nakia side down but part of the. punches he was holding his head and. doing uppercuts and they took points.

away and you knew something was going on. but no one announced in the arena what. happened so you're I I didn't even know. why and why is that oh because you're. there as opposed to hearing it on. television. yeah then where you can you the. announcers are telling you what's. happened yeah yeah they're getting told. by producers what the judges just did. and then they report it to the people. watching at home but yeah you didn't. know and it's really hard to scored. because they I tried to focus on the. actual ring rather than watching the. screen which you sometimes do when. you're at like a big event and but it's. hard to see what lands and stuff so I. had no idea what the decision was gonna.

be once the fight was over mostly males. in the audience there oh yeah oh yeah I. mean there was the in. - gram women influencers you could see. like speckled throughout but yeah it was. it was all dudes and was it mostly. straight man you think a lot of more gay. it was or some gay men or somewhat it. seemed like I think they were they they. tried to present themselves as straight. but who knows there's a lot of really. really tight pants and and that whole. vibe just uh the Instagram fashion so I. don't know who knows a lot of fashion.

Nova or something they call it I brought. I brought a lady oh really prove yeah. yeah she loved it too is she did yeah. even if girls aren't don't think they're. fans of fighting they love going to. fights live yeah you know that's that's. interesting yet cuz I was um yeah when I. went to the Poirier fight I took a girl. that I was singing and yes should they. loved it no what do they love about. anything I don't know I think I. aphrodisiac just men all the. testosterone pumping I think it's the. violence mmm-hmm yeah something yeah the.

energy yeah I guess probably cuz there's. so much much ease mo going on it makes. them they they probably feel more. feminine because they're like yeah you. know they're the opposite side of that. the sweat pheromones and all that and. were you guys close enough to get any. sweat on you or anything like that no we. we had good good seats the shadow to our. little twink friend Gianni he was the. one who hooked it up oh really. through his a publicist Cassie yeah yeah. so we had pretty good lower lower bowl.

seats and we're we were wrote Jay off. the floor so it was like we're straight. on with uh with the ring or whatever. that's awesome man yeah I was at a date. you took yeah yeah you guys we're. matching shirts if you ever heard of. Sadie Hawkins dance. hey I'm familiar with Sadie Hawkins the. girls ask the guys it's a little country. [ __ ] loved that cuz dude I had such. bad acne every time I went near a girl I. was like oh my god dude there's no way. she's gonna say yes if there was like a. real dance you know so it was always so. much easier when the girls had to ask.

the guys did you get asked with your. acne yeah I got asked by another girl. had pretty bad acne and that was almost. [ __ ] is so sad girls an act with acne. are smart to go after though I mean. that's gonna clear up that's that's an. ugly duckling. waiting to happen yeah man but I wasn't. trying to. you know years you know what I wasn't. about at least be nice to him you know. she was awesome she was smart we just. both had acne so then I'm like uh [ __ ]. we're the [ __ ] acne group like and.

that's back when they had oxy pads. member oxy pads oh yeah it was like this. [ __ ] hot pad at bleach or something. your face it [ __ ] hurt so bad those. commercials made him look like magic I. like I wasn't young enough to old enough. to have acne when I saw the commercials. but I wanted him it was not magic wait. I'm a robber clean my shoes dude I had a.

friend that looked totally different. after use one bro if I can move one of. his eyes over to the side this [ __ ] was. very I mean you could easily do remodel. you were like you had black face on this. whole time dude they have ceedric what. else we got any good news stuff yeah. there's some some wildness going down. because of the popeyes chicken sandwich. in Maryland specifically a 28 year old. man was stabbed to death they didn't. release the names but it was in an. altercation after he cut the line well.

let me say this if y'all if y'all. fighting that Popeyes but look I grew up. around New Orleans and they got a st. Charles over there st. they got the. Popeyes over there on st. Charles Avenue. and every Mardi Gras you know a couple. people pop off over there and gun each. other down over a couple of biscuits so. what I'm saying is I know how good. Popeyes is but y'all gotta [ __ ]. tighten up man. I can't lose y'all [ __ ] you got to. compose yourself in the car before you. go in there you know it's a chicken.

sandwiches this it's that dude who gives. a [ __ ]. Popeyes not even a real person man and. it's [ __ ] anyway and you know half. the people in Popeyes a lot of them have. [ __ ] guns and weapons so if you're. going in there to eat man it's risky. [ __ ] you know it's basically like the. Vietnam or [ __ ] fast food man so I. think you have to really I don't know it. almost seem like you should take. self-defense before you go in there to. get some I mean they had a guy they had. they had a rubenesque gentleman the. other day I think it might have even.

been a you know kind of a tender. gentleman bodies. a senior citizen woman your god in a. parking lot at a [ __ ] Popeyes do what. are you holding two winters what are. y'all doing that's what I'm saying Brian. you got to bring [ __ ] May snook if I. go into a Popeyes dude I'm having one. thing [ __ ] that spray on butter which. I bring in there anyway when I go and. then one thing in that spray or mace. dude only give a [ __ ] if I mix them up. dude is spicy anyway in there you got.

any closing thoughts on the Popoff stuff. just that like you said you just never. know who you're gonna be hustling with. like most people in Popeyes have guns so. like someone cuts the line let him cut. the line oh I saw I do [ __ ] cooker. cook cook I saw I do [ __ ] cook a. drumstick with a [ __ ] 38 was it's. crazy I mean it was frozen and if I can. put 19 bullets into knit that thing was. just beautiful hot but stay safe out.

there man r.i.p bro rest and pawpaws doe. what else we got. so the Nationals after their World. Series win visited the White House and. the highlight the thing that made all. the headlines was Kurt Suzuki Don dumb. make America great again hat and down. shrub came up and gave him a hug from. behind it was it was really cute scene. oh I love them and it's cool bro dude I. love I hope that Hillary gets back into. the election I just I love the politics. is getting so [ __ ] good it's like.

reality TV Donald Trump's gonna be in. his late 70s after through the second. term think about that like [ __ ] is gonna. get weird I just think and it's all but. everything is becoming like the WWE now. everything is becoming just hype it's. all hype it's kind of becoming every man. for themselves I feel like or woman or. closeted lesbian but it's like everybody.

it's everybody for themselves this. shit's gonna get [ __ ] good dude yeah. that's what you got to do you got to be. able to remove yourself from it and just. just watch it like go vote do your thing. but other than that just take it all in. because yeah the next year is going to. be a it's going to get vicious. oh I wonder if there will be any I start. to wonder and it's so [ __ ] funny brah. dude I really like do I love watching. Donald Trump Junior's son dude that dude. is [ __ ] to me he's very very funny a.

lot of times some of the [ __ ] that he. posts online but I mean I just think. politicians it's just such an outdated. thing it feels like to me um but it's. just getting great you see like Kanye. West is gonna run as supposedly in 2024. you know he's Jesus Christ I mean. everything does this everything's going. on and he's a republic I mean I just I. don't know man in a lot of ways it's. really an exciting time because here's. what I think no matter what they're. doing I keep my head down I do my [ __ ].

no politician has ever done anything. from me dude none of them I don't care. what color or creed or whatever they're. from black white fillin even or whatever. dog I don't none of them do not never so. you do your [ __ ] I'm grateful to live in. a country where I can do my [ __ ] and for. the most part people will leave you. alone you know one of my favorite like. thing that's really just stuck in my. head from our episodes is when we had.

Duncan Trussell on and he was quoting. some like philosopher book I can't. remember but the idea was tend to the. garden you can touch so just like effect. what you can around you and like you. said like no politician has ever done. anything for you directly go out and. vote because that makes some effect but. I earn that you have to get up go to. work do like try to accomplish your. goals what have you yeah yeah you know. there's people I think there's once you. for me once you start thinking a. politician is gonna change your life I. feel like you've already lost I feel.

like and some people I think you know a. lot of times it can be an excuse people. aren't happy with what's going on in. their existence or something so they. really get into politics to try and put. the hook over there you know and sort of. but I mean we all find ways to not look. at ourselves but dude I hope this [ __ ]. ends in a Royal Rumble dude I want. everybody in the ring bro. I want Trump I want Hillary I want. [ __ ] dirty Epstein on him too [ __ ].

that dude uh hopefully Jionni can get me. tickets he's a real wild guy um who else. speaking of publicist Jordan Peterson's. publicist came out to the comedy show. this week oh that's fine which was. pretty cool she said that he is still in. treatment and that he's doing well and. that uh maybe we would cross podcasts. again when he came out got two that was. a great episode yeah man that was pretty.

cool man that was pretty cool. teacher said don't but I said it in. anyway misbehaving preacher said no if. you do you're gonna pay misbehaving. kicking and spitting and cussing out. loud running through the house what a. pickle in my mouth. play it in the street look at me outside. waving just to little country kids. outside Miz behaving all right what do. you got brother so ABC footage was. released from a hot mic of an anchor amy.

robach and she was caught saying that. ABC made her squashed the story she had. on Jeffrey Epstein that she had over. three years ago she was quoted as saying. in the hot mic I've had the story for. three years we would not put it on air. it was unbelievable we had Clinton we. had everything and just a couple days. ago a 25 year old producer Amy Bianco. was accused of being a whistle. whistleblower and allegedly leaked being. the one to leak the video though she. denies it hmm Elise how much play the.

word whistleblowers get in this year. baffling amount of play every year some. word picks up steam like that yeah. yeah I mean what amazes me is just the. hypocrisy of a lot of networks it's like. we have to help we have to be you know. we have to be open to you know doing the. right thing you got to do the right. thing you got to be supportive and you. got to support diversity and you got a. but then once why would they not let it.

out I wonder I mean the maybe too many. people were tied in that had money. involved yeah that's got that's like the. the theory for sure but once it comes. back to that bottom line man people. don't want it to you know. it's interesting it's like once it comes. to when it's going to effect really your. pocketbook and stuff how do you the. choice do you make then yeah man these. networks are dangerous and the news wins. if we go to war if people go to war. people are fighting people are [ __ ].

shooting each other up for a shrimp. biscuit out there at the pea pods bruh. the news win they win every time because. then it's just people are gonna tune in. there to see what's going on I believe. that the news has zero interest of. anybody ever being at peace anymore I. don't think that that that just doesn't. sell anymore for them it doesn't seem. like so it's just a dangerous it's. dangerous what we let into ourselves you. know and it's hard not to me some of.

that's fun too but but um but they don't. care about you I don't feel like the. news networks I don't feel like they. care about informing us do you feel that. way no like I think if you take the. individual people that work for the. organizations they they might start out. like altruistic alee and hoping to make. change and stuff but at the end of the. day the decision makers are the people. who are worried about the bottom line so. and I don't even think it's like. nefarious they're trying to do good for. their companies so their employees can.

do well all that but you still when you. go after like ratings that's what. creates more money and why you started. gets lost in it yeah. Epstein man unbelievable unbelievable. how long that guy was operating. pedophile it's crazy it's it's it's. unbelievable because a lot of people. have I mean I just don't know I just. don't know when you really really think. about like you just like a pedophile you. see huge pedophile it makes you sick if.

you really think about what he was doing. yeah it's just just so twisted man it's. the dark arts bro and they're alive man. I think that's good Nick word I. appreciate it man thanks for checking. out that fight yeah totally all right. that's the real Nick Davis we want to. get a few submits. for single moms down there in Lafayette. and that would be December 26 I'm going.

to do something nice for a couple of. local Louisiana single mothers so if. there's a special lady that you know. down there who is a good woman who's got. our children or to a children now I. don't want I don't don't bring me an 80. year old lady with a 60 year old child I. want a mother you know and I mean maybe. I'm being rude by saying what I want but. that's what I wanted and we're gonna do. something nice for them and make them a.

part of that evening so you can hit the. hotline ninety five six six four nine. five zero three to do to submit all. right let's take a couple of calls that. we got here and thank you guys for being. here with me today. what's up Theotis is Austin from a key. road in Covington Austin over there from. Covington Louisiana and that's my. hometown and you know they have the. tallest statue of Ronald Reagan there in.

Covington Louisiana and that's 12-foot. of Ronald Reagan sheer made out of. copper or something pewter I think it's. actually pewter which is just kind of. like dirty copper bra it's like coppers. a little [ __ ] brother that had to get. shipped off to school you know like a. special school but um but anyway and. Ronald Reagan never visited our town. either but we still got that statue for. him bro Ron ray boy Ron reggae get all.

right let's get it brother I'm just. calling to get your thoughts on the LSU. win over Alabama and uh what'd you think. about coach Owens over oh hi again dang. bro um you know it's so funny I was. watching that game and at the beginning. they were showing jobber oh and he you. know he's a handsome guy and he's the. quarterback of LSU and he's potential. Heisman. he's the probably the Heisman.

front-runner for the Heisman Trophy and. he looked you know is like oh he's at. you know he's doing well that's how he. looked and he. look confident at the end of the game. somebody I think he died they were. interviewing them and stuff and he he. had a different look to him he looked. like well for one they look like a. winner but he looked like he evolved a. little bit like he was something he was.

bigger than he was when the game started. he was he was more iconic he was more I. mean he'll a duty was even a little. handsomer looking at then he was just. there was more I don't know he was just. he'd been through something you know. it's interesting Dustin Poirier said a. lot of time and he's a UFC guy and and. so he's telling me sometimes when you go.

and eat when you're in these fights. whether you win or lose you you you. leave part of yourself in there and. sometimes you take part of yourself out. of there and and it's just interesting. what happens with mango in a battle of. some sort or when we go through. something in our lives a lot of times we. really do an experience can really. change us and really change us really. add to us hurt or deplete from us. and I remember seeing him after the game.

looking at Joe Byrne but like man that. that guy is gonna be a leader he just. had this different quality about him. that he gained through that win. go Tigers man yeah it was uh I'm glad. that they got to play a lot of times you. it's just so hard to get these this. college these conferences they put all. these games together and a lot of time. and a lot of dog [ __ ] I like to see the. good games and so I'm glad they had the. good games number one versus number two. they should play almost every other week. who's number one who's number two let.

him play you got number one playing. verse number nine hundred who gives it. am i druther [ __ ] drink lemonade bruh. I'd rather drink eliminated through a. straw to my own ass dude you know I'd. rather smoke a bowl Damone freakin dick. dawg I ain't doing all that [ __ ]. every week number one verse number six. do something you have the numbers you. know who people are ranked and has. stayed you out here you got number seven. verse number six thousand and it's just.

a damn you know water for the blind. technical school or something from. outside of Minneapolis and also shout. out to those Golden Gophers boy. Minnesota bruh that team has played so. hard for so long they had to deal with. the Vikings. sharing a feel with them for a few years. they've done so much and uh man that was. really really exciting and man I wanted. to see Oklahoma get beat by Iowa State. just because our Iowa I think it was. Iowa State it was I was state just.

because I like that underdog man but. Jalen hurts man I like what he's doing. Jaden Jalen Jalen I think I like what. he's doing over there. it's an exciting it's coming down and be. exciting Baylor's and there's a lot of. exciting teams you're rolling up into it. so and dude they talked about us on our. on SportsCenter I put it on Instagram. and that was about the craziest thing. ever. they had a man named HAMP Sisson over.

there Furman University and he ran a. ball and he had a good block he had a. really good block and shot out ham. sitting over there and and the Sports. Center the guy said something HAMP shot. out the ovine I thought that was pretty. cool man because you know I used to. [ __ ] pedal them low hamsters bungee. pigs out there off highway 190 over. there about a snowball stand my pads. video and shrimp all right let's take.

another call over here nine eight five. six six four nine five zero three hey. what else video is Dustin from. Monticello Arkansas. what's up Dustin and Monticello Arkansas. that sounds like a unique little spots I. think I've been there before. let me see something about it marker. Monticello Arkansas 71,000 people it. says over there Monticello and and.

Monticello. is rodney shelton Foss is from. Monticello who was potentially the first. American killed in World War two so if. you don't know that then now you know it. that's over there Monticello okay what. do we got brother all word and man I. just had a question I got this job now. and that would mill you know cutting. some law oh yeah you that [ __ ] birch.

bad boy son you'd have [ __ ] a little. log jacker you that [ __ ] pine bro you. freaking Peter pine dude straight out. the gate past the last startled morning. bro I'll see you in the Lost Boys bro. Captain Hook brah freakin ganga rang dog. let me see what you got you working at. the wood mill what's up and man. day after day it's and where's my body.

down didn't to a point I can't even be. happy no more going into work. I just going to work broken down and I. can't stop thinking about leaving they. go by a slow so I was wondering that you. got me pissed first a and happy at a job. that so physically demanding eyes gay. man you know. I think that job is training you for. something better man for something is.

gonna go through in your life you're. gonna need the experience you're gonna. need to be a tough man you know they say. iron sharpens iron or iron I think it is. iron sharpens iron yeah so yeah man. instead of life doesn't happen to us it. happens for us so we you know if it's. physically the man is building you up. you know you ain't no soft boss bro.

you ain't no q-tip you ain't no little. cotton puff you something this special. y'all daddy do not so I say you [ __ ]. go in there and get it done you got. woodchuck bring a gun in there something. bring a knife dude be like Donatello or. something knife that [ __ ] out dude I. think you should put weights on your. legs and build your legs up dude leg.

lifts while you in there do knee jackers. or whatever bill Jass build your neck do. you could come out of there looking like. you know looking like damn um Andre 3000. or Andre the Giant you could do it all. man that's what I'm saying is you got. the opportunity man this is just. sharpening you for something else. whatever is going on right now is. getting you ready for the next thing and. look throw a podcast on you know.

sometimes it's like you know I always. think like man I have to do this today. instead of thinking man I get to do this. this is it. this is life this is it and I know it's. not easy man I'm not preaching at you. you know I'm right there with you man.

it's tell everything everything. everything can be grueling. but we don't have to go to work we get. to there's somebody somewhere would love. to work in a wood mill think about it. you're Santa's Little Helper man all. those little boys up there he's got. those little high [ __ ] little little. people up there smoking them big Giants. bra them big [ __ ] Pony pieces and. building little trains and [ __ ] build a. train build a wooden cannon you got an.

opportunity but you got all of that wood. sounds like you got a. the opportunity on your hands build the. world's largest birdhouse next thing you. know you got six thousand birds out. there in your yard next thing you know. you got a zoo next thing you know you. got money coming in and you got a couple. of [ __ ] zeebee out there a couple zoo. [ __ ] you feel me so but yeah man you.

stay healthy stay hydrated listen to. some good podcast throw on some Coco. Diaz he'll get you through the day. [ __ ] but you can do it man I know. you can't keep your head up guy let's. take another call right here here we go. see yo what's up man is this Duggan. Blake um we had a run-in now running. with some gypsies here in Augusta. Georgia man I just didn't know like you. know if you ever had any you ever had a.

run-in with a gypsy and if so how'd you. get out of that you know situations that. we're kind of we're kind of in it now on. just what you know appreciate your. insight man blood the show again cush. girl. gypsies man I tell you a lot of people. don't know about gypsies in America and. they got them ROM nichelle gypsies and. some people they have him on the white. they have a fighting show where it's. like gypsies fighting or something and. everybody gets a wedding dress in and a. fist fight outside of a Best Western and.

I can't remember the name of it first. gypsies wedding or best gypsy or. something but what I'm telling you is. this man there's a unique subculture of. people our culture of people in America. called gypsies and they got a unique. wood they got their own style of living. man they marry gypsies a lot of times. they're real you know it's not. inbreeding or whatever just like. teamwork they're real family-oriented.

family first. you know the husband's like to make the. money they all a lot him work in asphalt. and nice down the sub bruh cush girl and. they got their own language out there. and you see him up there Ohio and. Minnesota Milwaukee they got him out. there I met I fell out and where was. that guy he brought me a in Madison. Wisconsin. this guy did asphalt and he brought me a. orange have green hat they are out there.

and they do asphalt and some of them. they pull their pulling the wool over. our over people's eyes and some of them. is legit businessman so really they're. just like everybody but if you have to. deal with them I think just I think a. lot of it for them is probably about. respect you know I was just I would try. to have a new experience if you've had a. rough experience to begin with I would. try to have a new experience with them. so hey look we might have got off to a. rough foot I'm willing to give things a.

new shot what do you want to do now. sometimes gypsies they'll tell you. they're gonna do asphalt and stuff and. they just spray-paint your yard a black. or something until you dated asphalt and. they run off or something but but I. think a lot of that stuff's kind of. changing but you just got to keep your. head open and your eyes you know kind of. clear and everything and but yeah be. safe. also dude speaking of a gust I'm trying. to go to the I'm trying to take my. stepdad to the what does it call that.

thing. masters I'm trying to take my stuff that. to the Masters next year because he's. getting older and always promised him I. would take them if anybody have an. insight on how it can get tickets to. that or badges to it let me know good. luck out there with them ROM Michels. bruh because they wild too and a lot of. them have long stomach a lot of a. gypsies have real long stomach a lot of. the women they put a little jewel in her. stomach like it was uh remember those.

little dolls they had that you would. stick your pencil in the bottom with the. hair with the bright hair they have that. that magic belly space okay let's take. another call here nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three is the. hotline hey you know this is Alex from. Utah I have a serious issue. then what struggling with lately and. could use a second opinion on better I.

have been divorced for a minute I have a. little girl with my first wife but I'm. getting remarried okay so you've been. divorced you have a little girl with the. first wife and you're getting remarried. Oh word and she has a little boy who's. now too now here's my problem I love the. boy we've been together for a long time. now so I love him he loves me he looks. at me and calls me dad either when I. look at him sometimes I see her.

ex-husband and it's uh it'll throw me. off for a date now it's been hard to get. over that where you know I don't see. myself in him at all of us kind of weird. because I have this daughter that I do. of course because I have it with my ex. anyways man maybe I just need to suck it. up and know that it'll get well over. time but when I do stops me anyways love. your problem you brother thanks man. thank you for for the for this first.

share in this experience that you're. going through man I can imagine that's. tough and that's a real situation you. know and I think it's a great chance. and look I'm not speaking like I know. everything I don't know anything but I. will say this it's a great opportunity. for you to be loving you know as hard as. it is as hard as it might be in certain. moments you sound like a loving person.

you know because if sometimes he might. feel that that boy you look at him a. certain way you see a stepfather in him. and you know I'm sure the stepfather and. the mother made that child out of love. so it's a real opportunity for you to. look at him and just be loving you know. the only way he gets into the world is. through that woman in that man that's. the only way that boy gets into the. world and he might change the world you.

know he might have met a new kind of. chocolate or something he might make you. know he might find a way to make pudding. even better he may colonize Mars that. might be the boy that does it he might. be that magic boy and you get a chance. to love him man you know and that's. pretty cool you know who knows maybe you. and your wife you don't even be able to. have a boy and so that's gonna be your. son and I'm sure the dad is probably a.

little envious two of you in some ways. because imagine he probably looks at the. son and his son and sees that his son. really cares about you so it's really a. you know it's just an opportunity to. - just try and be loving and if you're. really having trouble I would just ask. you know try and ask your higher power. for to help you not have those feelings. of uncomfort anymore.

ask them that they'd be taken away from. you but I think you got this brother. I'm a matter of fact man I know you got. it I've no doubt be good yourself bud. all right all right let's take another. call here here we go hey what's up steel. it's Joey from Ames Iowa you know I just. wanted to call and give you some good. news man I became an uncle a couple.

weeks ago and I got a niece and she was. about a month early she looked like a. little banana pepper when she was born. but she's still beautiful man oh yeah. you got that early nice all work the. crazy thing is she's named after me I'm. Joseph and they called her Josephine so. I got that made me feel good man that. was some good [ __ ] but now I have to be. a role model amber that's all right you. know I just want to let you know give. you a little good news I know you get a. lot of come on drama and bad news on the.

hotline so I just wanted to give you. something positive Joey got that. Josephine bra so they got a little baby. out there that little [ __ ] banana. pepper out there out there in Iowa and. look you you can be a rope I mean the. dad has to be the role model I think you. get to be awesome as [ __ ] bro you get to. get a Corvette you got to show up be. really cool don't be a creep. don't be a PDF file those are really.

your responsibilities cuz you're gonna. get entrusted with the children from. time to time to spend time with them get. them snacks take them to a film do a you. know do something nice at Christmas you. know be loving from afar you get to be. like the escape that they'll have. sometimes from their parents like a cool. person to spend time with just make sure. there's nothing wrong with you mentally. or emotionally where you going to be you. know a pervert or pervert or anything. because that's what happens a lot of. times uncles will become sadly pedia.

files and/or pee files or whatever. and I ain't doing that [ __ ] and praise. God I'm not she'd be good out there Joe. I appreciate the call brother let's take. another call here here we go. hey CEO this is a Thomas daddy from Fort. Worth Texas. Oh Tommy out of folk worse well I'm. calling today because a buddy of mine is. well I don't think addicted but I think. getting a little bit too much into best. he has been a little too much into meth.

ok onward kind of dabbling in the mess. here in there I don't think it does. oh you mean he's messing around uh okay. I'll stop everyday but you know every. couple of weekends or so I find out this. dudes doing wrecks you know not like I. didn't you told me about it and I tell. him it's not fully exposed stop doing. that slippery slope I don't think that's. a great thing either hard work and do.

the good job. whatnot he's a great guy that's great if. you want to do card tricks outside of uh. you know it's not a supermarkets for. people to make a couple of bucks for the. rest of your life. then meths great meth great if you want. to you know if you want to wash your. hands so much that you washed your damn. skin right off of them. then meth great that's great if you want. it to be wintertime and you don't need a.

coat. because your body is at about 190. degrees then yeah that's great. all word just doesn't matter you know. and a couple of my friends have. approached me about it said that they're. worried about it cuz he's not really shy. about the fact that he does it he's. never really offered but you know if he. did it a weekend or two ago he did it. that day before him and hang out with us. he'll tell us each other I don't think. that's weird. well telling he's like the most. confident meth guy I ever really like.

he's [ __ ] Muhammad Ali dude this. guy's you know smoked like a butterfly. shoot like a beet it's dudes on that. meth but he's fearless about it so he. might mean here's the here's the things. that can happen he could become the. greatest math user of all time and. really. become a champion of the sport you know. he could become the Deion Sanders of. methamphetamines or or. this dude could get caught in a. playground taking apart the slides and.

the swings in the middle of the night. for no reason. so those are. really the two options let me hear a. little bit more so what would you do how. would you tell your friend then maybe. stop doing the mess thanks love you love. you too man I appreciate the call you. know because it is hard to approach. people especially if you think they have. addiction if they're struggling it's. hard also sometimes I remember I used to. use drugs and I would think other people. were using drugs too much did I erm erm.

being high on cocaine and telling. somebody on cocaine bro you got to do. less cocaine like what bro you all. you're on cocaine I said all right right. I would I would maybe talk to an. interventionist man sometimes they cost. money but I would maybe talk to an. interventionist because it's still I.

just don't see how it can get better. unless something happens now I'm just. really worried that it could get really. get bad quit so you gotta tighten him up. dude put little cards around to say no. meth you know knock knock who's there. not meth or start teaching that dude. algebra bro and come out with a new. thing called mathematics and this dude. is just a straight-up you know he's the.

it's like a beautiful mind bro but with. methamphetamines and he's out there. doing it right and winning contests and. [ __ ] and winning trophies and traveling. around the world and smoking meth and. you know doing rails of meth and [ __ ]. setting new prizes and being a wizard. and everything and then he [ __ ] falls. in love with a girl somewhere in Japan. or something and then her father. probably kills him or something that's a. just and that's like a best-case. scenario. so it's limited man is limited.

opportunity I think for him so I do. think it's a good time probably to speak. to him and and it is time to shut it. down man there's never a bad time to. shut down somebody's Matthews. because meth is like it's there's only. one or two drugs at the real end of the. line you got math and you got smoking. crack. nobody's ever been like oh yeah I'm. smoking meth and I also.

you. and I also just you know won a Nobel. Prize nobody's doing that so you got to. get your boy off that meth I would talk. to him and if that's not working then I. would immediately talk to an. interventionist talk to someone who. works at a at a Narcotics Anonymous. group somebody who could actually speak. to him but I'd find somebody maybe in. recovery who can maybe talk to him if. you can't reach him because somebody. should be able to reach him and here's.

the thing when he gets better man when. he's not using it he will thank you and. that's just a suggestion dude also I. don't [ __ ] know all right let's take. one last call man thank you guys for. being a part of this uh this show here. this week the holidays are coming it's. that special time of year it's a special. time of year we get to be alive for the. holidays man that's beautiful ain't. nobody in a world not excited about.

Thanksgiving coming up getting that yeah. I'm a senior somebody from your family. that's you know got a stomach stapled or. something they showing off their new. ribcage or something it's all good. getting all right let's take another. call here here we go hey man just wanted. to share with you some different stuff. that's been getting to me lately when I. was a trip to Europe with my girlfriend. at the time then for a little over a. year I plan on going to like five or six.

countries adventuring for like a month. and a few days okay see where my trip to. Europe with the girlfriend man I can. relate to that I went on a trip to. Europe with my girlfriend back in the. day and we had a pretty decent time I. think I don't know maybe we did homeward. and just a couple days in I found out. that she cheated on me back home so I. freaked out of course I broke up with.

her and there was just it was a. nightmare of a situation I call I get so. intense but I'm really just having a. trouble with with getting over it. getting over her and I was wondering if. you could give me any advice love you. dude. love you too man thanks for calling I'm. sorry you dealing with that you know I'm. sorry at all that that happened to you. yeah it can really have really hurt your. feelings when people do that to us man. and I mean I only know that a lot of.

times I've done that to women and I've. seen how much it hurts them and. you know she if she really does care. about you she really did or she really. does or she really did then she probably. was really hurting too. so many times when somebody does us. wrong we think oh man [ __ ] them and but.

also you know what also sucks is doing. somebody wrong and having to live with. that wrong. painful man. did having to talk to your girlfriend. and your boyfriend and knowing you've. been lying to them and there's there's a. pet that's a it's like having a dirty. treasure chest in the ocean bro. it's like having a treasure chest that. has no treasure in it at all and it's. just really just a [ __ ] shoebox so.

she probably it was probably wasn't fun. for as much as it was painful for you. I'm just saying there's a way to heal it. up I think if you think like hey I'm. sorry that you I bet it was painful for. you to live with that and I bet it was. painful that you did that and had to. live with that and I'm sorry that that. happened to you I'm sorry you even. though she did it to you because then. you take control you get some control.

then then you're not a victim anymore. you're not a victim of what she did. you're a your offering you were saying. hey I can really I can understand what. it's like to do something wrong and how. miserable it feels or how tough it feels. to live with that pain alright that. uncomfort that discomfort that decomp so. you can let her know that and sometimes. man it's crazy sometimes I've been in. relationships where somebody did me. wrong and then I stayed with them just.

so I could hold it against him. that man. man I remember staying with this one. girls worked for a while and I just. would think sometimes man I can't stand. this girl but I must stay with her just. because.

it's almost like out of spite I stayed. with her just like well sorry man. it's almost like I stayed you know I. stayed with a girl once because uh you. know I didn't like her. I just because by by staying with her it. gave me something like weird control or. something by staying with someone who. had done me wrong it let me be the.

victim and if I could be the victim at. all it always gave me this place to. operate from. and in in hindsight it was such a [ __ ]. move man I'm not saying that's you I'm. just I'm saying for myself and I think. back on myself it it brings me some you. know a little bit of shame because I did. that. you know I find for myself sometimes I. stay with certain things because it. gives me an excuse.

I wanna stay with this person that. cheated on me because as long as I can. always remind them they cheated on me. then that gives me a leg to stand on. that makes me a little better than them. or I'm gonna keep drinking or I'm gonna. keep smoking cigarettes because as long. as I as long as that's my problem. and as long as I keep going in circles. of trying to quit smoking or not smoking. or whatever as long as I keep that. little problem going I'll never have to.

deal with whatever my real problem is. as long as I keep this little. fish in the bowl I'll never even have to. really see what the shark is. so I just keep bout yeah I'm trying to. quit I quit for a few days I'm back I. quit I'm back. and sometimes it's like I don't know if. I even really want to quit.

because if I quit that if I quit if I. quit smoking the numbers gonna have to. phone then it's gonna be well whatever. what an exit I'm gonna to look at what's. really going on with me. you know much to [ __ ] be Neil. Armstrong and myself man not Lance. Bruyneel ain't talkin about that [ __ ]. nut boy with us or at the cycle. I'm talkin about that [ __ ] Spacey. daddy. but you said now about getting over a. man I think the truth is dude I think.

you are over her. I think you just keep it around because. you don't want to keep you don't want to. move forward. and that's just a gas bro and that's. kind of messed up with me to say that. and I'm just guessing like by your tone. and stuff but also man I'm just saying. that cuz I can relate. in a stop. I know girls all the time for this and. that and and the truth was I didn't.

really even probably care about them. anymore. I was just afraid to man up and [ __ ]. live my life I was too lazy or too. stagnant or to something to [ __ ] just. say hey that's that let's go you know. what created this fake breeze that was. just pushing against me then but I was. operating the wind machine secretly on.

the side and I don't have the you know. it's like aw man I can barely make it. through this through this win but but as. long as I every now and then reach over. and crank up the [ __ ]. crank up the wind machine the fan then. the wind will just keep coming I'm. making my own damn [ __ ]. so anyway man I wish you look and really.

what I really wish you man is the same. thing that I wish myself sometimes. confidence. confidence to say hey you know what. enough enough of that and let's get. going huh thank you for calling man. thank you for everybody calling we can. do this we can do this other people have. done this this life we got this let's go. get this bruh is Sadie Hawkins man these.

[ __ ] lookin for us. with that nice shirt you know what I'm. sayin I ain't talkin about [ __ ] uh. ain't talking about tiff with them with. them three-point [ __ ] kneecaps daddy. with them dunkaroos right there I'm. talking about getting that nice shirt. from a real lady I'm talking about.

expecting good things to happen to. myself instead of immediately looking at. the bad ones every day because that's. what's comfortable. man I wonder someone's how far I could. go if I really gave myself a chance. you know I really do thank you guys for. being here for with me today.

and for me today I don't know sometimes. know what this podcast is about but. but sometimes you know some of oddly man. it's like exactly what I need sometimes. so and I know wherever I am right now. this is where I need to be sometimes. it's not always comfortable but this is. where I need to be and sometimes you. know all we get to be with the people. you want to be with or the be in the the.

house you want to be him right now or. the get to have the job you want right. now but but those things are the the the. those things are coming they're they're. gonna come to us when we're ready so I'm. right where I need to be today you guys. be good to yourselves man you deserve it. huh get that hitter right here at Bishop.

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