Riff Raff | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #400

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cadbury egg in a in a world of jelly. beans um. he's. the most requested guest that we've had. and uh i'm grateful that he's back. uh catching up with him here at the. hollywood casino in florida. it's dale d'antoni. jody high roller mr riff raff. for me to set up. [Music]. that light on me.

i'll sit and tell you my stories. [Music]. oh. it's always tough.

you got it it's like being at a rope. swing you got to wait for somebody to. kind of try it first you know mm-hmm. especially when it's silence out there. and then and everybody's watching yeah. when everybody's watching now you're. thinking from the outside point of view. yeah and you're looking at yourself. and you're thinking too much and. sometimes. you know. study long. study wrong oh really yeah study long. study wrong sometimes overthink it oh. man well i yeah and i've been doing some.

wrong. i've done some wrong there yeah so. sometimes cuz because the first time if. i'm hearing a song of mine or something. and like i sometimes don't even listen. to the beats unt i don't like if i hear. a snippet or something i'm like oh i. like that then i'm gonna go i'm gonna. hit pause and just leave it because i. don't want to hear it too many times. because i'm gonna forget. the energy that i had so you know what. makes you keep keep listening. hold on let me just get that because it. once it becomes work yeah. you lose interest yeah wow.

so why is that i wonder you know why. i get i guess a lot if so a lot's riding. on something but if a lot ain't riding. on it you know i mean i guess if it's. like you're trying to time a. a jump or something. and there's trains passing by oh yeah. and you're trying to time it right where. it's like okay that's you've got you. need to study for that because if you. [ __ ] up yeah you might not make it but i. think if it's like. a tire swing.

it depends if you how much you like your. ankles yeah frank you know. it could be dangerous out there. i'll tell you this baby you're back man. i'm back it's been a while three it's. been three years damn since i. brought you mangoes yeah big mangoes oh. they were good too good mangoes yeah. they felt good man. you know anna nicole smith died here. in this hotel yeah. from what. they said.

drugs i thought it was from being thick. okay. maybe she mixed too many. it's always somebody mixes uh oh upper. with a downer yeah or a downer that's me. with. alcohol. and they fall asleep don't wake up. or somebody put something else. in the. upper yeah made them go down mmm. that's just got to be a dark surprise.

yeah i don't like that kind of stuff man. a lot of stuff out there and now they. got i mean everything has something in. it you can't get that real clean uh. drugs like you used to. and i can't you i i don't use them. anymore because that's one of the. reasons yeah they quit making good stuff. yeah they put fentanyl in everything. it's but i mean you don't know what's in. it just cause white powder might be. sheetrock yeah and fentanyl people like. people don't have any. oh yeah like it used to be. i mean the way i see it in the 80s when. it was. cocaine blowing up from blowing in i.

mean a strong wind yeah just. dust your stepmother over that [ __ ] was. good from colombia or wherever and it's. and it's and it was and it was good and. that and now there's and you want and. you would have repeat customers yeah. because it's the best the cream of the. crop. but although when somebody say cocaine. then it's all there was was cocaine. there was no fake of that because it. this is what it is yeah. you know so then as time passes then and.

everybody gets spread out the population. growing then you have people selling a. fake version of it because they're just. in and out of town they're just trying. to make their little money they don't. care if they kill somebody or not. because it doesn't they don't know. anybody there they don't they don't care. they don't have to take pride in their. work right that's a shame man i remember. people used to take pride in the work i. feel like. no matter what it was. yeah man i don't know what killed anna. nicole i think he had drugs. and uh.

i don't know. you believe in ghosts yeah definitely oh. damn but it makes me sad to think that. ghosts would still be on earth because. if you. are here and you don't go on to. somewhere better and you're trapped here. how long. can you and if other ghosts are there. and you hear about people being like a. ghost in the house or haunted house and. if they're trapped in that house loud. ghosts. yeah or they buy them are they is it a. is it only bad spirits and then they're. if there's good ones are they is there.

something in the in the middle or are. you trapped here and it's bad and you're. just like trapped here and then it makes. you think it makes me think this then. if ghosts are trapped here and that's a. punishment obviously because you don't. go somewhere good then then what are we. here. if it's bad for them after. right is that for us what does that mean. yeah maybe we're ghosts maybe we're like. ghosts that people could see real well. like because with blood in them.

or something you know i'm saying like. because yeah if you go. i guess if you. if you die right. and you suddenly you think cause you. probably all at that point if you read. prepared to die. you know. then you're like all right you got your. fingers crossed you know. that's that roshambo with the lord you. about to see what the deal is. and then you just suddenly just a damn. ghost now you're invisible but still. hanging around in the same neighborhood.

you gotta i guess how at that point then. what do you do. that's where it gets scary because if. then because if there's ghosts and then. it's like like i was saying like how. long are you there right by yourself and. if can you see other ghosts. they got it you have to be able to see. other ghosts i can't imagine you just. sitting around as being a ghost. and you can't even. talk to the other ghosts yeah. come on man don't be like that bro don't. make a world where if people did they.

get nobody else to talk to unless that's. their punishment or is it or or is it a. choice and they choose not to go. on because they they they're. unfinished business i'm gonna stay in my. house. it's my house hoa [ __ ]. i paid the hoa fees for this for that. baby yeah. yeah i'm staying here boy. i just paid up yeah what if you pay six. months rent in advance run your diet in. the first month in a flood or something. i got a solid five months left [ __ ] i'm.

here. so. yeah what do you think happens ref you. go. god get you know you get hit by the. lord's lightning bro something happens. to you you get licked or something right. off the earth. where what happens to you i like i like. to think and be honest bro okay. so i like to think that. you know how like steve jobs made an. iphone. right yeah. in that iphone there's not anything. that's in that iphone. that he doesn't know it exists he put. that camera there. he put the when you hit one it goes to.

one it's a touch screen it's this that. like every aspect of that so as a you if. you're. you are using that phone or if you're. the phone those things were instilled in. you. by the steve jobs right so if i look at. or bodies like iphone. if you're feeling sad you're feeling. things you can't explain you're feeling. like you love someone you're feeling. like whatever you're feeling or your. thoughts or something happens. or you're whatever it is. that was instilling you that chip was.

put in you. so for that for to feel sad or. compassionate you see a puppy and you're. like i wanna hold it i wanna. you know loving someone doing something. that you know there's no cameras on. you're doing something good yeah and. you're doing all these things i think. those are instilled in us. you know when that like uh. like whistling. doing something joyful you mean yeah. just happiness joy when babies are born. they are born. mean they're born into you know they're. innocent and most kids are are more.

compassionate than adults because they. haven't been through all the other. offices emotions that they they feel. so i think that. all those things that are instilled in. us. that. it didn't come from us. right somebody had to install that in us. so. you got to go somewhere good there got. to be something better yeah than what. we're dealing with here. that's and sometimes that's all i got to. keep going hey man. i feel that man.

yeah sometimes i'm like yeah. then. that hope that excitement. that there's something better going on. if i keep that in my head and in my. heart then that even helps me behave. better towards people too yeah you know. because that's my tough thing sometimes. that is good man i get i get a lot of. hidden anger comes out of me you know. damn like i got a damn [ __ ] raspberry. gremlin living inside of me bro [ __ ]. looking for licorice dog that thing is.

[ __ ] damn eating eggs in my ass bruh. and not washing the silverware dogs. something inside of me that just like. wants to get out you know anxiety anger. frustration sometimes of. doing i'm doing this this this this all. these things and. you know and then sometimes people. smoke a little weed or something that. takes the edge off and they and then as. you get older you realize okay maybe. that you know maybe that's my mike tyson. smoke so much it keeps him cool and that.

works for him you know some people. they take the take the edge off and some. people have a couple of drinks and then. some people. if they're already an angry person then. when they drink then that side of them. comes out and that's when it's you know. dangerous or the end people end up in. jail domestic whatever the case is but. it's like. i think. like trying to like noticing. i'm getting angry and then also like how. we're talking about a little earlier. where it's like looking at yourself from. the outside like. being able to stop and be like let me.

look at this from the outside. am i. am i being like out on a movie and then. there's the angry dad that's like. yelling at the kids and beating the kids. yeah that's not the cool guy in the. movie right so stopping what you're. doing and trying to take a step back how. do i be the cool guy in the movie. i don't want to be the angry. the angry dude who's yeah who's who's. not who's [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah. fighting his wife [ __ ] punching. somebody punching tiffany punching. [ __ ]. don you know or ricky or somebody yeah.

yeah i feel you trying to take it it's. hard to have that peace man noticing to. like you know i mean noticing that when. it's about something's about to happen. it's bag and then also taking a note and. then eliminating that from. what what what was the what are the. pieces that made you be mad if you if if. throwing the lawn and doing laundry and. you're throwing the laundry and it's and. your hand is hitting the the thing and. your back is hurting and you're getting. mad and throwing some [ __ ] and breaking. something throwing the radio and that. breaks a thousand dollars.

what's cheaper. hiring a maid to do the laundry yeah so. you don't get mad and so your laundry. ends up in a nice pile so you can go do. some other [ __ ] and and. and and you get still got a radio or. you know so you start to understand why. like people are walking around you see a. rich guy in a suit yeah walking around. with a girl looks like um. off of scooby doo jinkies what's her. name oh. ashley marie no ashley lynn olson. what are you talking about no like uh.

velma yeah and with the glasses on with. the note velma was fine huh. she was lit she lost something other. i know that's about right. come on boy you know take it to now some. sometimes you need a like somebody who i. mean once you get to a certain point if. you're. mom's even like that you need an assist. like moms need a you could a mom can't. take care of three kids that's why one. kid grows up enough then that kid can. help the mom or he's sneaking out.

going over uh stealing sunflower seeds. oh yeah from the squirrel uh bin yeah we. used to do that. tree and then he's stealing some of our. seeds don't don't do that yeah we had a. dude like that brothers one kid in our. neighborhood this dude named daniel bro. he would get up and he'd be eating right. out that bird feeder bro something was. wrong with him he like he thought he was. a bird. something he sip off that [ __ ] bird. bath too brother he just wanted that. dude. right he wanted to he wanted to just you.

know have an egg come out of his ass bro. something he just loved that bird life. yeah though out of all the animals. of all of them all right there's only. one species that when it's out in the. wild and it's doing its thing that. somebody's like oh [ __ ] i got to go call. the uh child protective pet services. mm-hmm. if a bear's running around wild they. call it if a dog is running across the. road. sometimes they call it yeah it depends. if. you know. it's puppy's going in the back seat yeah.

he's taking it huh yeah yeah and then. but like uh but birds yeah if you see a. bird you can't do nothing about it. that's true. they're wild. hawks eagles even the most vicious ones. bro we should start calling cps on birds. bro by the time they get there they're. in south florida. connecticut but for the but that's the. thing they got to start tracking these. animals bro because they know where they. go yeah a lot of them have flight. patterns they're with a couple of their. buddies you'd think that they would be.

able to figure some of that out because. they got to start tracking these dogs. man. i would want to be uh birds what what. what would you what animal would you. want to be. well now that you say yeah birds are the. real one that can get out of uh you. don't have to have any real battle. there's no. issues with the society. you don't run in any court date nobody. yeah you gotta do jury duty mm-hmm. one time i came outside and um. way out in the country and and um these. vultures oh like the size of that that.

right like that right there i don't sit. on track all of that beer tap no this. this just just this oh this thing this. piece of about the size of that chair. right there oh yeah and they're in. they're in the tree and and when one. bird was on a huge limp like it's a big. pine tree them and it it leaned down a. little bit i was like okay these are. like 50 pounds plus. big birds and they're looking down and i. was like what are they looking at i'm. looking out the window i go outside yeah. and my little frosty is laying down. sideways so these vultures were just.

looking at her they were they're as big. as her. they're thinking about dinner huh. thinking about going down there and. scooping some ice cream up getting a. couple fries and a frosty yeah damn. thinking about that they looking at you. like damn you work at a damn wendy's. brother they think they're about to go. down there and get served that'd be. crazy and there's nothing you could do. because birds cheating go right back. into the air they're gonna swoop and. swoop with the claws. tell me this man i've been thinking. about this how do you die bro when it is.

man how do you go out. if you if you get your way. and be so. did i ever show you the what the hell. i think i talked about last time right. what the hell what the health the. the documentary. i don't know if you did or not. you might have you have a greater memory. than me okay so so. like i i want to be as. healthy as possible and eliminate as. much health problems as possible. you know and and try to be a hundred.

i think is a good a good solid age man. if you can make it to a hundred because. i see people at uh at the gym this one. dude drinks he's like he's like 74. and. he's in there every time we get in the. gym. every time we go to the gym he's already. in there working out eight nine in the. morning and he's he's he's in there. until after i leave but he's he only. goes in the mornings he and i was we. were talking to him in the last tall or. short he's about a little about my. height okay wow. and he's 74.

in shape and uh and he. he said uh. he drinks one cup one cup of breast milk. every day no. he said he has 20 he has 20 something. kids. and his kids. have. kids. and then. the mothers or even the daughters or his. daughters. i think he had the kids just to continue. that break keep getting a couple so he. never runs out of breast milk he said. one cup it was somebody somebody's.

having a baby and somebody get a cup wow. do it. i wonder does it have to be drank out of. like uh. does it come from his own family then. i'm guessing he'll do that i'd ask him. that he said yeah. one cup i wonder if i could handle it i. wonder if it would i don't know how he'd. if i'd have a reflect you know i mean i. think you just got to do it like. just i mean you know you're you know. like ever. mix it with some uh ginger ale.

set it up. set it out in the sun for about two days. right yeah maybe dog i don't know if i. could ever have any breast milk man you. know actually i knew a girl uh. this girl tommy larry she has a friend. who has breasts who will. does breast milk out of her breasts at. parties and [ __ ] oh no but i don't i. don't like all of that bro i think. breast milk is. if i you know i wouldn't drink it out of. season what's the season for it i don't. know what what i don't even know if i.

could do it like that. is it like a you know like they have. that thing at starbucks that comes out. what is it the. like the uh the pumpkin spice yeah. calzone yeah like maybe in the winter. time i could do it you know smell. calzone do a [ __ ] lime kiwi [ __ ]. licorice. croissant. right they put such just a shot. just a little yeah you'd have to have it. with something i'm saying if i think if. you uh something's wrong with you. yeah or have something before it i don't.

think you go and just have breast milk i. don't know i don't think i would maybe. like melt some like vanilla bean. bluebell ice cream and you got a shot of. that boom take that back then you go. breast milk and then you go melted uh. vanilla bean uh bluebell again. you know i think it would overlap it. yeah i think yeah you'd have to manage. it well because i don't know if you. could tell your neighbors and [ __ ] about. it i just i don't want to be doing i. don't like to do things in secret. that's what hurts me i think.

yeah yeah i'm trying to i try not to. ever lie because man. eventually you just like. it'll become a problem for you anybody. lie to somebody i can remember that i. lied if you have a lot of somebody. that you you're around all the time. or you want to be around mm-hmm. then. it's just all it's going to do is just. go now you're going to have a. relationship with that lie. right then you're living right next to. your lives. you don't want to have that so you want. to just be honest and then if you got to.

lie to somebody. maybe you just ca just keep them out of. your life so you ain't gonna lie no more. yeah tell two or three lies to them and. tell them to [ __ ] hit the road does. anybody ever recognize you and then you. you tell them they say hey are you. theovan and you're like nah man. yes sometimes man the other day i was at. the airport and i wasn't doing that good. they'd shut down all the food places you. know so i was trying to [ __ ] make. something out of just a couple items at. the little quick stop yeah and they. don't have a lot of good items you know. they i.

commandeered a couple lunchables out of. there and so at least i had a couple you. know some protein options that was the. closest thing to a. uh. you know a real entree in the whole. joint so i had me two lunchables and i'm. kind of putting something together i was. trying to do it in secrecy i got to like. a gate that didn't have anybody added. so i'm over there got me a little plate. bro things already been delayed three or. four hours i'm sitting over there. stacking my stuff up. um got an extra thing of string cheese. and i broke that down. you know uh into you know.

you know uh similar looking pieces and i. kind of put myself a whole together a. little bitty sandwich okay and this dude. came up bro and man i just i think i. felt ashamed of myself for being you. know sitting on the air. florida airport i mean you're just. trying to chill. yeah i know there's something about a. man like an adult [ __ ] with two. lunchables open no children around just. [ __ ] you know it looked i think from far. away it looked kind of sad. and then he said are you theovan and i. said not today i'm not um.

yeah and then what'd he say he said no. worries man i understand bro oh okay and. that [ __ ] just felt [ __ ]. i felt like i just didn't even take care. of my kids. sometimes i mean sometimes people come. up to me they're like are you theovon. and i'm like nah not today. not having a dude oh bro i will tell you. this dude i went to the sherwin. williamsburg okay and they love you up. in there though yeah oh dog they love.

you. paints oh dude if you had oh and crayola. crayons but sure wins if i could i could. name some paints if you had a riffraff. lime bruh. caramel back hair bro that'd be my. [ __ ] i paint my whole house. thunderstorm gray. oh what about this. [ __ ]. mauve. i would say or if it was like a mob i. love some mild tones i would never have. like marvelous. [Music].

what about this bro. uh. what about. diabetes. that color. the color bruh i think i would be proud. on the up and up of the positive things. or what about this okay what else. cured diabetes. orange. that's nice it's a nice. nice uh.

melted uh. yeah like a melted flintstones. uh. push-up pop type deal it's a nice orange. yeah. yeah i think i would love it if you did. sherwin's but i went into sharon. williams bro and the dude goes man you. know who you look like dude bruh. and this he was like that dude that says. dude bro you know he's like you know you. look like dude. and. and i thought he was gonna say me i. thought he was joking with me. and he go you look like [ __ ].

riffraff dude then he goes i love that. and he said the n-word a white dude. they know me. they know me yeah that's it i was like. damn that's cool as hell bro if a white. person calls you the n-word and you're a. white person bro. that's like as good as you can do i [ __ ]. with you yeah they [ __ ] with you hard. man i feel like black people would let. you say the n-word man they don't i feel. like. do whatever i want. because i i select who i'm around or not.

yeah. you know. you gotta you you you don't have to. watch your mouth watch your tone around. your your friends you know i mean yeah. to a certain level where it's like. i don't gotta answer to nobody. and i can choose who i even want to be. in my world. and when i i learned at a young age i'm. better at yelling than explaining when i. start stuttering it's because i'm trying. to say some [ __ ] that i feel. like what the [ __ ] am i even explaining.

for but. then if i care about somebody i'll try. to explain something and i feel like. damn i feel like i'm explaining to. grandma why i've got a face full of jam. 30 minutes for dinner. go clean off your damn britches. rubbing that damn strawberry raspberry. medallions all over you. all of your superman briefs. and now a word from our sponsor. how we care for our minds and our brains. affects how we experience life.

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but. anytime i would go in the bathroom. brother wash my hands urinate whatever. she would bang on the door bruh and ask. me if i was doing a bowel movement in. there. every time bro. it just. she didn't want you to. she don't give a lot of context with it. she was just like are you doing a bm and. she would oh she would write it down on. a little thing when we did it oh wow. trying to monitor your like what time to. eat or what time maybe something like.

that you know maybe she didn't want us. like you know messing up that porcelain. probably yeah yeah tinkering up that. porcelain. don't be. don't be putting those stains on my new. pores yeah you bootying up that pink. porcelain now i think she wanted to know. when we was she was that kind of lady. she wanted to know when you was going to. really [ __ ]. that's a certain type oh bruh she was. hardcore bro she was like a real uh. you know military colin powell or.

whatever real militant minded oh. she was sergeant. sergeant streaks yeah she really was man. real sergeant streaks dude i'm grateful. to have you here man i wanted to ask you. too bro i was thinking about um. you know. a lot of rumors bro there's a lot of. rumors out there in the world always. and you believe in rumors it it depends. who who the source is honestly where. where it's coming from but you never.

know who heard it prior to i mean it's. it's. it's a 50 50 thing and then it's just. like you know if we were sitting in a. circle and somebody say something it. really it really it depends which person. is telling the information oh yeah and. how f how. [ __ ] up they are. are they drunk telling the story that. they aren't supposed to be telling and. they have half the information and. saying it wrong oh yeah did they hear it. the other way and then how are they. going to translate it so it's usually. usually sometimes it's just because if. it's a if it's a good if it's a ba if.

it's something bad if it's a bad story. if it's a ba if it's something that's. negative about somebody. something it could it could be a just. complete lie that somebody made up. that's very specific and they're trying. to [ __ ] this person up and then there's. no way out of it you already got [ __ ]. scenes. on it you know what i mean grandma's. blood on that door but if it's good yeah. then it's a 50 50. if it's bad it's it's 10. that's how i see it right right the.

rumor that's bad is probably 10. chance less credibility yeah on the bad. ones right that's uh that's what i've. learned that's fair man especially if it. has something to do. with a wealthy. male oh yeah if it's a wealthy male and. it's something bad it's probably 10. yeah it's probably been a lot of it. could be calculated there it's very. calculated everything's a smear campaign. when it's something bad that's if it's. someone but if somebody's saying. something bad. about somebody who who's successful have. has money. chances are it's a smear campaign yeah.

yeah it happens a lot man dude i. remember we would play that game. telephone remember where people always. say that thing in a circle somebody say. something you say it's somebody else and. i grew up in you know in louisiana and. half the time we'd come around and be. like they would be at the end of the. line you know. and we had this one kid bro the same kid. i was telling you about earlier brothers. kid daniel he would always. uh we'd play it at school with the. teacher right yeah so we would come all. the way around and she's like all right. dan you'll say what you heard and he. would yell the n-word bro.

out of nowhere. and it was his plan the whole time bro. he was just waiting it would be like you. know uh mom likes shortbread and it. would go on you know somebody got a. short horse and then it's like deandra. you know ride a short bus and it would. keep moving around and then he would. yell out. just yell out the n-word you're like. damn classic daniel and they kept from. there the same every time they kept. really like they kept yeah.

the teacher had no plans bro but so i'm. what i'm trying to really i guess ask. you is a lot of rumors out there about. you you've had a lot of stuff in your. life about music. art. and i'm hearing that you might have a. thing where you want to get into. politics and stuff like that. are you serious yeah i'm serious man i. mean. no. but if i mean how much does it how much. is the how much they pay you to be the. president only thing only way i do with.

politics is if you know how people can. go viral or song can just magically go. viral from 10 years ago 20 years ago if. somebody did a dale dan tony for. president campaign and that [ __ ]. actually went they're like well he's. over 35. well he's born in america well. you know what we gave [ __ ] uh [ __ ]. weekend to bernie's guy. we gave him we gave [ __ ] you know. what i mean we gave carl from home depot. the [ __ ] president was like just to. get the other guy out like [ __ ]. [ __ ] it. let's go the rock rocks like no i got.

movies to shoot [ __ ] you go dan tony and. everybody's like you know what like. let's just get a [ __ ] american. [ __ ] real actual man in there to. [ __ ] run the show and and and listen. to the people and do all this [ __ ] i do. it. but it's not it's not like that but is. it something so you would do it if it. came to you if it came knocking on your. door you would do it put it like this. it's like everybody asked me dude like. oh you should have podcast you should do. all these you know have a pocket. i i don't feel like i i could set that.

up and organize that the only way i i. would do that. is if like you were like oh you know. what i'm gonna. fully set up this riffraff podcast and. then show me the division. for coming from. someone who's who's already massively. successful in it so it would have to be. something from. the world and they want it. they want it and they put it together. and [ __ ] it i'll be i'll be president. and uh now i'll actually try. but me doing the whole campaign and.

actually trying to be president or. trying to be i'm gonna be the [ __ ] a. mayor he could start with a mayor city. council with city council sounds like a. lot of work a lot of suits a lot of dry. cleaners. [Music]. a lot of lunch and can i bring my dogs i. think these are questions that i'm like. i gotta even ask the hoa what's some of. the rules you do right when you get in. there they put you in there man. are we talking mayor or talking. president. um. i would say senate or lieutenant or like. governor lieutenant first of all i'm.

like all right where y'all got me. staying at. is it a guard gated. senate penthouse. so you want that upstairs spot i need. them off states yeah. we're going to like what what are the. per what are you what like i need to. know where i'm at where i could set up. is there a homeowner's association in my. home. are y'all giving me a house or just. giving me a whole bunch of [ __ ] to do in. a pile of papers and be like oh you got. to find your own trailer so you want. housing. not just housing.

my bad. big. a. just give me an. arena okay. all right all right. corrugated and what you're going to do. though. it goes around the entire thing and one. drawbridge goes down. that's what we're doing first we'll. build a moat all right. 10 feet because nobody's 10 feet tall. alligators. and then what piranhas. oh damn.

do alligators and piranhas even get. along we don't know. so imagine if you fell in that you got. i'm not doing that they're already been. practicing oh i ain't being in that room. no so when they have to try to get me. out after them four years or i don't. know what is it two and a half months if. your senate. i don't know what it is they just shot. that one guy see. like. fame isn't even. state said oh you you want that smoke. baby you put my grandma in the prison.

in 86. yeah i'm like i just started. being sent it you didn't get my grandma. your. your. your great-grandfather put my. grandfather in a headlock. yeah you know. now i'm dealing with the previous. prior terms of agreement you're dealing. with old [ __ ] you used to steal steal. cinnamon your grand grandfather stole. cinnamon from somebody i knew. you stole the you stole cinnamon toast. crunch idea your uncle rodney yeah.

he had had his fist so far up my ass. he took my ideas. he took my identity yeah i'm having an. identity crisis yeah yeah and it's. really just a gallbladder issue it's. somebody who just got who. they're it's a four-year-old. they're leaving comments. and now you have to deal with that now. you're losing sponsors because somebody. made five. fake ig pages. saying they don't want you to be. senators they're kicking you out for. toddlers yeah.

damn. yeah you're right man it's a lot. politics i feel like it would give me. more anxiety. minority. do you have a good bit of anxiety you. think every day really. people wouldn't believe it. and what do you take for do you take a. special juice or something what are you. doing right now before you do massages. do you go to any type of like uh. you know i do therapy twice a week i do. mention meeting yeah more talking only. time i talk is. with you. or maybe my pups.

my pups are my therapy oh they are. that's your therapist huh dang well they. say they have equestrian therapy people. talk to um horses. i don't know if it's horses or not but. it's a they talk to. they talk to different animals. yeah i guess it is horses equestrian. yeah that's a question damn bro that's. brave as [ __ ] dude the first dude who. ever did it must have been high on drugs. bro. roll up to a horse and start telling him. what was going on. i mean if you set your phone down and.

set everything to the side. and you sit there like in the in the. midst of like. a horse or your dog that you raised or. whatever like yeah. and just and and you're talking. regardless if at the energy energy is. israel. you know and the vibe is real and they. say horses calm people down and that's. and that's true. i i feel like that. you know um. so i think when you're talking to your.

if you were you raised my puppies right. my friends i'm raising them and. everything and they they know. they know my energy okay they know my. whatever if i'm throwing [ __ ] around or. if i'm mad or i'm throwing something or. slam the door. they might get scared at first but they. don't run away from me they know that. something's wrong and sometimes like if. i'm just if i do something. and then like well. i mean i just think about jody just now.

but like. i. they they they understand and they come. near me so they're almost more. supportive like they know hey what's. going on you know i i i believe that you. know i i don't think even like we get to. go back to the caveman times everybody. there wasn't any language now there's 50. different languages or something like. when you talk like you you're not in. your stomach and you're like exerting. this energy i think some things. like communicating. doesn't have to be words like sometimes.

you you know if you have your. loved one near and like. you know sometimes just holding a hand. or hugging or something like that not. just a random person but maybe but maybe. you know what i mean i think sometimes. best communication isn't even. words. so therapy could be. yeah that's a good point man they could. even have therapy where you just go and. hug somebody or hold somebody. petting horses brushing a horse could i. feel like that would be a lot more. stress-relieving than.

kickboxing talking to somebody and and. then paying them 300 bucks to. tell you what. your problems are that maybe they got. the same problem or they got other. problems that they got to go to somebody. else talk about maybe it's good though. maybe therapy is is good i haven't done. it you should try you never tried it no. really. man you got a guy i guess but then also. sometimes i think you should be able to. pay the therapist based on how it went.

if you're good you get 60 if it went all. right you get 45. you know you know you. need a little cup of coupon or something. yeah i'll be like i'm gonna get you next. time yeah yeah i'm gonna get you we're. gonna see what you got next time. therapist person yeah we'll see how it. goes man this couch is this couch is. itchy is it no i'm saying you're laying. down on the therapist couch oh yeah. there's a wool i'm not laying on this. damn thing not this one this is good. this is a nice quality belt. nice quality velvet. but uh i just is it like a spa type.

setting in there or is it bright lights. beaming in you know i think some of the. times i go in there it's kind of. chilling dark books behind you okay they. talk about getting better they got a. picture of a guy on there getting you. know in it he's like. some guy's crying by his bed or. something with his penis out okay. and then a couple books have pictures of. like a brain on them which book you pull. and then the bookcase twists around and. then you're like oh i don't give a [ __ ]. about anxiety there's a mix. adventure and a treasure back here.

all of a sudden you're wiping your tears. on your gucci sweater and [ __ ]. running back there like damn forty five. dollars an hour. damn baby this isn't [ __ ] you know. escape room yeah i think i think i think. people if we. if everybody lived the life like it's a. movie i think people wouldn't be crying. as much. you like did you ever see the goonies. yeah i liked the goonies man my cousin. knew a guy who uh. worked. with a guy who used to who you who was.

who worked on goonies. okay. he knew he did what did he say about it. and he went forward just that was that. he was just bragging. like yeah my my brother did the makeup. he did the makeup for that yeah remember. when uh and it's like just tell us your. brother's game bro yeah. don't tell us all of this crazy [ __ ]. yeah my brother did the makeup for uh. bad boys four or something you know okay.

or christmas with the cranks. yeah my cousin got beat got beat up on. set of christmas with the cranks at. night when the set was closed down damn. what about this though man. you've had a lot of interesting things. in your life music. art. michael jordan reenactments. that's true what about that family bro. you going to get a family or what's up. soon one day really i think in the next. i want my huskies to.

play with my child. you know honorary i want to have my. huskies play with see my kid you know. and. i think that would that'll bring more. bring life. you know it's like i've had i've gotten. puppies for the big one you know and. then you get another puppy and then you. know what i mean yeah i think i think. that they need to they need to see a. baby. yeah roller needs a low roller baby you. know a little baby riff or a. little. you know ain't no telling do you think.

about it sometimes i think about it it's. always been kind of spooky to me yeah. yeah it's definitely like something that. you it would be life-changing but. i think it comes time just like in it. like if you have it in your mind when. you're a kid like eventually you know. then you're gonna get to time like all. right well it's about time you know. it's like i think like i think every man. should event like i believe with my. homies before we lived in crazy houses. in l.a or wherever and you you know it's. a fun time oh yeah i remember last time. you told us about living with simon when.

y'all first when you first moved out. there with him yeah but i think of. eventually you get to a point where. you're like. well. i i've lived with my friends before like. you know i think when you're about like. 30. it's time to be like oh when i go home. or i got my. woman at home you know. because i think just eventually you even. if you got your friends and y'all go do. whatever like eventually you're gonna. get tired of. doing everything yourself you know i. mean. yeah it gets lonesome.

boring lonesome you start thinking too. much being less productive. you know yeah i even got me one of them. dang body pillows one time bro a full. bot it's like a supposed to be like not. a woman but. they say you could put perfume or. whatever on it yeah. pretty much but but it can't just be. anybody no because because that that you. know goes back to the energy thing like. if you aren't. yeah you got to be something you know i. mean and then that's where. it's like.

all right like this is something that. i'm gonna have to. you know. organize not what's the word. like that it's it that the thought of. like having a child in your mind. it's getting close to that time you know. i mean or if you're getting out of shape. it's like i'm gonna have to hit the gym. pretty soon. you know what i mean right it's a little. bit of that same thing almost like. there's something inside of you that. says man something. yeah like i come home and i have a. sandwich or i make me a taco yeah i make. tacos probably five nights a week okay.

i'll make tacos too i'll make some mean. uh dale dan tony uh tacos yeah i gotta. make you some yeah i would have. something about out on the ponderosa. baby get out there and fill my damn. holes with them but i'll say this man um. fill my holes with them oh bro. if i dude i [ __ ] love tacos so much. bro if i could bro if i had taste buds. in my colon i'd put one in my okay well. you know it's one way to do it and then. there's other ways there's one of them. i'm just saying bruh yeah i want that. you know i want to see what that yeah.

now don't super size it though. that's what's wrong with that regular. size yeah with that baby talk. um. but yeah man i think about that because. that's always been spooky to me bro is. trying to thinking about having a kid. just a [ __ ] always scared me getting. married yeah you ever been married never. damn bro. and me neither brother yeah no i think. simon either there's. a few like mutual acquaintances as. friends that. they. and he's he's just now he's having like.

he's not in his prime yet i don't think. he's you know he keeps remaking his face. every time when i talk to him i'm like. you know like naked gunn 33 and a third. and yeah like i could see him being that. and then finally blowing up steve martin. like you all you remember him he had. i remember only time i saw steve martin. when he had white hair yeah so when he. was in uh three amigos and hot or in. high school anything what was the one. where he was the one where it's like he. was the dad oh uh oh i know you're. talking about uh father of the bride it. was it was meet the parents before meet.

the parents uh oh my girl. both of those those. he was great bro yeah he's he's doing. this in my favorite movie. above the rim. no oh that's your favorite bro we know. that probably he was in uh clash of the. titans no the one where he's the uh the. preacher the traveling preacher do you. ever see that i watch it god bro what's. it called it's called uh. [Music]. i think snake something snake something.

let me think damn bruh. well we'll look that up it had like a. picture of him on the front of the thing. yeah when i we with with with kids that. that gives me anxiety because i know how. like. cautious and like how much i. care and just about my pups. so like with the with the kid i know i. know. and i the more i like hear about like. people having kids and.

that are like they keep they homeschool. them and stuff because they don't want. them going out into what's in the world. right now like. you know that's. like it's just out of control. i mean and again there could be a. million schools and then one bad thing. happens that's gonna be all over the. news that's right i understand that the. new percentage is low but i don't even. want that percentage and i think in the. first 10 years of a child's life. it's almost like a uh. hard drive or a.

sim card a sim card you know it gets. full. right like a sim card that you're taking. pictures so you're downloading your or. an ipod you're downloading all this. information for the first 10 years and. then after 10 years unplug it and now. you're using that information you're. playing the songs. and it's updating your apps and you're. but you're you're uploading all you're. getting those. those initial things that are like the. basis of your entire life i remember. [ __ ] from when i was between one and ten. more than i remember [ __ ] from. when i was 20 30. yeah you know what i'm.

saying and we we still probably live off. of those things i live off those old. operating systems you know what i mean. you know so so. i would want my kid i would want to be. right there definitely for the first 10. years make sure they're protected you. know put tennis balls on the edges of. all corners and yeah so nobody's busting. their face open and you got to be there. because. that's when the kids are going to. remember. either. my dad loves me and my parents love me. and it's not even going to it's gonna be. subliminally already instilled in them.

they're gonna have so much confidence. that. my parents got my back my dad always got. my background let's go play this let's. go do this like i can call my dad then. they get into that pattern of doing that. where if you weren't there then that in. first 10 years if you weren't there. every day it doesn't matter if you owe. they aren't going to understand like oh. well he was working he was the one. paying for this if you aren't there that. day all you remember is that they didn't. have a close relationship with you and. it's not going to get closer. so i think that first 10 years you got. to be right there like i see how like. cal dj khaled loves his kids i can't see.

them going to no public school do you. have if you want to eat teach them. something they come they come together. they probably have a tutor or something. to build a little school in his house or. they learn maybe learning a different. language maybe learning math maybe. learning whatever but i think being. around a kid being around their parents. is important. and then they they learn how you act. they learn how you do things they learn. how to. now it's time to like okay let me not. smoke around a kid let me not drink let. me not you gotta be on your you know you. wanna be yelling around and all that.

[ __ ] dude so do you with that did you. feel like your environment was like that. growing up or you would give your kids a. different environment. i would i'll give them a way different. environment but i also love both my. parents and they were doing like they. were doing the best that they could yeah. they were doing the best they could like. i don't look back at them like oh i hate. my dad right. you know i hate my mom or something you. know because it was different. too yeah and ultimately they. whoever your parents were even if you. don't like them. i can't speak for everybody but it's.

like you're here the combination of. those two. made you be here and if it was. somebody else was it wasn't your if he. wasn't you wouldn't even be here right. so just remember that before this is. yeah that's how you got here so when. it's like you see like. stories of like. like. kids like. oh uh um some kid in high school. couldn't damien do this and then yeah so. yeah good point yeah damian he killed. his parents because they wouldn't give. him they wouldn't let him watch cartoons.

yeah at nine uh you see that sometime. dang yeah they had one kid his parents. wouldn't let him go to the dance and he. killed his whole family. and it's like. and he couldn't even dance that good. they had a video of him dancing. he wanted to learn how to dance. i mean it just what what i mean like i. guess i guess i remember going to the. dance as a kid or not. uh i re i would go to the skating rink. oh yeah you would. see that.

like a damn endangered species. and i'll skate a little bit but i'd. mostly play arcade games but just the. vibe. of and it was like a black light in. there and they had a little dj dude. they had a dj up in that little dj pot. and you just come in there and as soon. as you open that door it's a cold wind. and it's chilly in there and you just. clean. you got in there huh man then you you. see the little stars on the floor. circling around.

it was a it was a vibe and people were. out there now did all the skating did. they have the lights out on the whole. time or every now and then they put the. lights out and let people skate like the. night like they had that like the you. know the little spotlight thing or the. stars and stuff yeah i think they maybe. cut it on cut the all the lights on i. guess at the very end to be like it was. basically a club for kids you know but. but it would be an uh. pretty pretty dark on the not too dark. but. you know what i mean yeah like yeah you.

get out there and you you gotta wait and. just like double dutch and get in there. and just start coasting then you go out. there and bust your ass a few times and. then yeah you know if somebody sees you. and then george michael they would play. george michael sometimes too a lot of. george michael billy idol gay dude what. kind of sneak out billy joel you'd see. like kids you didn't know was gay or. their brothers was coming out you were. like damn this seemed like a. different energy out here a couple new. guys out here yeah some grown-ups out. here what are they doing yeah yeah like. they aren't all the way growing up like.

why's petey's step dad out here suddenly. bro you got his shirt off dawg yeah it's. a 23 year old he has like. a home tattoo yeah. he has like uh we had a girl one time i. saw a girl had that [ __ ] smoke tattooed. on her oh what. that change that that really made me. think about everything right. what was she what was what were they. doing what was she on i don't know she. worked at a slotsky's over there. the sandwiches yeah i used to i used to. get the everything uh bagel and then i'd.

get like everything in it i'd get some. corned beef hash oaf roast beef ham. turkey yeah bro the lettuce i'd even i. don't even normally get much but i get. regular mustard in there. spice it up god. yeah dude i think i just realized if if. a bunch of people beat the [ __ ] out of. me if they said some of my favorite. foods while they were punching me i. don't think i would mind it that much. you know if they were like creme brulee. [ __ ]. i'll be like oh [ __ ] but yes i like it. okay you know.

yeah i'm just trying to think about that. man. um. has a girl ever punched you. oh i'll tell you this dude. so i was in love i don't know if i was. in love with this girl but we were you. know. we were kids and we were [ __ ] okay. you know. and uh. and she found out i met i fell in love. with another girl. and she found out about it and she came. up and ran up to me one time when i was. with the other girl and she hit me.

and i didn't know what to do bro so i. [ __ ] fell down okay it was kind of. like delayed though like she hit me and. then i kind of was like oh [ __ ] because. i was like if i stay up i got to deal. with her and her standing right here. arguing. the best thing i can do right now is. kind of fall down because then at least. it's like hey i'm taking a i'm out of. here yeah you know. i fell down and i answered any questions. oh bro i was horrible i pretended like i. was unconscious that was the craziest.

part. it's a good way to do it i guess it. could have been it could be hard you. could have yeah. it would have been crazy though. ah [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] up call me. which one of us just run. no nothing else. yeah man that was the girl i know i lost. my virginity to that girl bro behind a. bowling alley over there the first one. yeah. the punch the punchy you had a fighter. she must like you did she ever talk to. her did you talk to her after that ever.

yeah he's got a text from him the other. day man really yeah we had some issues. later on and oh we ended up splitting up. a couple times putting air in each. other's shampoos and [ __ ] we was oh. that's a different we was looking for. interact we were looking for a court. date you know. but yeah i lost my virginity over there. behind a bowling alley over there. tiffany lane's over there and some kids. was throwing rocks at us bro oh [ __ ]. pretty cool. that's on rocks yeah they didn't like it. i think they were christians or what are.

just jealous one of the other okay but. it's hard to stay hard when you people. throwing rocks at you. yeah especially when that's a good. metaphor for. for life yeah. it's hard to stay hard. people throwing rocks at you yeah thanks. man. does coffee sometimes make you feel a. little too activated. sometimes i notice that about coffee i. have it and i'm like i don't this isn't. it's got me feeling more anxious than it. does. uh.

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use code theo for 15 off that's. mudwtr.com. to support the show and use code theo. for 15 off. what about you bro when you first get in. the sexual world brother you have first. have a real. interest in it. man i was so much into basketball. but you had to stop and get into sex if. even for a half time or something. it was it was like after. i was done playing basketball.

i was like uh. how was i. 20. damn did you break your heart. no. you broke her heart. no oh damn. y'all just sit in it it just i know what. you didn't. nope wow. y'all just met somewhere that it was. like a a. dark area. like that i think. i think um. it was like the.

it was like the first. first time i got drunk i think. i didn't get drunk or smoke weed oh. really or have sex till i was 20. wow. was you real um. yeah i was man i thought i was. if my friends would be in the car. smoking weed. i'll put the window down. i was i was about a basketball i wanted. to be in oh wow yeah i want to see how. far i go and i think uh. when i stopped playing basketball or i.

started i stopped being. because i was playing for. a college. and then it's always been if the coach. loves me. i'm. and i'm getting playing time and like. it's it but it then i'm great if. if somehow. [Music]. the coach don't like me and i'm on the. bench i'm gone um because i can already. see it and this coach. it was game uh we had we had just had. we were but it was the we had been.

practicing you know you practice. practice practice practice early morning. practice they have two a days get up at. six a.m and then you have four o'clock. whatever it is and we're doing all these. practices and then the day before our. first game. he brings everybody to the gym. and we're sitting down. and he's like now y'all can't be it's. like 6 a.m y'all can't be telling uh. uh other people and people around campus. that you uh got a scholarship here or. that.

you you're. you're here on a full ride or that. you're doing this and bragging about. this and you're uh and drinking and. partying and expect to be playing. i'm just like i'm sitting there the. whole time. remind you i haven't drank i haven't. done that. and it's like oh simcoe. they've been telling me that a few of. our uh players would tell me that you. that you you're going around telling. people you got a full-ride scholarship. and you're going to be starting and that.

you've been. he's from minnesota i don't know why he. has a texas accent but he's also yeah. but who knows maybe he traveled. yeah and then he's like you and and. telling people you have a scholarship. and you're gonna be starting if it. you know if i hear any more of that. you're gonna be on the you're gonna be. on the bench for the whole year. to me and i'm looking around i'm like. which one of you and i was about to be. starting oh and then so when i heard. that i was like. this is this is this isn't good damn.

yeah and so you left it no so then right. after that we had a game that night and. he didn't start me but i had been. starting the whole time in practice. so then. go the game. and i had and he put me in like in the. second half and i think i had like 15. points. all in the second half he didn't even. play first out but let me start the. second half so i was like okay this is. where i just proved right that i could. do this because if we have another game. we have like a tournament next day. because it's early in the season so i. had like 15 points on the second half. like so i'm like okay well he obviously.

sees if i played the whole game i. would've had 30 points right. 15 points. next day we go to michigan and we had a. tournament. bench whole time puts me in the last. three seconds it's freezing cold we. drove on the bus from minnesota to. michigan it's eight hours. drive or something. and we're all the way over there it's. freezing it's icy roads i played like. three the last three seconds of the. first game but then we had another game. that night. didn't play me the entire game i was.

like as soon as i get back i'm done man. and that was it because i did everything. i could right. and it wasn't good enough for well you. know i mean i can't deal with the. i can't deal with it with with someone. controlling right my outcome. later that night then i got drunk. damn. bro that's funny bro yeah i don't like. having someone having control over my. outcome man. i'd like to be the one that has. determines what happens to me. i think that's why a lot of people end.

up like. leaving a job that was paying a lot of. money but they had somebody telling them. what to do 24 7. or. having too much power over them and. they're under their thumb. and they're. dictating their life. that's not good for anybody. you. if you could go back would you do it any. different because sometimes i think that. i i i i end up damaging myself by being. that way a little you know it helps me. and it hurts me kind of the only the. main thing if i did.

i think i'm right where i'm supposed to. be now yeah you know what i mean. i wouldn't rather be nowhere else. but one thing that the one the one thing. i do different in the past is. i was on diplo's label. and i wanted to be more free. i wanted to do whatever i want drop. whatever i want now looking back after. neon icon i should have. stayed focused and been like all right. we got to do another project that tops.

neon icon and i can't drop another. project. until we top what we just did right. and what ended up happening is like i. just. kept doing what i do dropping videos. songs do whatever i want whenever i want. right and and sometimes and and and. if i go back i'll be i would go stick. with the script that they that he had. we're still friends with still you know. my brother works out yeah you know they. do but that that that one. thing and and spend more time with jody.

husky and and taking more places yeah. probably those two things stick out to. me most that that probably come across. my mind. you know of things you might try. different might try something different. yeah just pop up in my brain just. periodically throughout the week didn't. have popped up in my brain for the last. years you know like oh dude yeah. i got [ __ ] like that yeah i got some. little skeletons that come by what what. do you have anything that you would you. would change in here yeah i think um. i would probably let i would trust other.

people more. i would trust like uh. you know i never wanted to have a. manager or anything like that you know i. never really worked worked well with it. so i think there's times when i probably. could do a little better if i trust. other people and just believe hey maybe. these people. do have some of my best interests at. heart they're not just trying to get. money or get up on me or something like. that or you know or take advantage of me. i think it goes back to old scripts from. when i was a kid probably when i thought.

that. somebody in a superior position i didn't. trust them and so it's just oh. it's just reading the old newspaper. sometimes you know so. uh. i think you're you're on you know you. i've i've even to this day. had you know like gone through exactly. what yeah you're saying yeah but what. i've learned now even within the last. like a little bit time is like. yeah you're gonna have to trust somebody. but. you don't have to trust anybody.

to. with your money like if it's a manager. or whoever's going to help right then do. that but you don't need to be in control. of my money because then eventually that. that turned into power over your life oh. interesting so if you you want to be. able to trust your accountant right. right. and luckily i can trust mine right you. know what i mean cause everybody can't. trust theirs and that you know my. account saved my life wow yeah. he told you hey you got to put the. brakes on right here. he said he said. look at. hey riff i gotta need to talk to you. look at this this this this and i come.

over there. okay. you know what i mean because everybody. ain't gonna ain't gonna show you because. some people are gonna be on the other. side. you see the thing with britney spears. like she couldn't even pick her lawyer. so if the lawyers are on the side with. whoever's controlling her then then she. has no hope. but if that lawyer said you know what. you can do this this this you don't got. to deal with this to now one person who. could. help that and fix all that but if you. got everybody playing against you now. you're screwed. and it's tough i bet at her level cause.

you don't know who to trust then and if. you don't have power over your life. damn then then. you're basically just like a white a. white tiger in a cage. go make the money all right you're done. go back in here click yeah click click. all right cut off like she needs to rest. oh you need to rest yeah cool let's go. count this money. but and they put you a little money in. there with your food somebody right here. look look here's your hair and you're a. [ __ ] tiger you can't even spend no. money yeah you're gonna buy some damn. frosted flakes on out down bro.

before you go if you did if if you did. get into politics though what do you. think about some of these gas prices man. honestly bro. could you do you think you could do. something um. well i heard you need a savior i heard. that the. and i forget where i heard this or maybe. i just saw it on instagram which again. goes back to the rumors you know oh yeah. who's that just who knows what but i. heard that the the gas isn't. disappearing people can oh they've been.

making the same process of like making. the turn in whatever. i don't know how it works drilling for. oil or whatever. or turning something into you could make. your own gas we had a guy bus that made. his own gas but it burned off a lot of. his uh skin on his. it was his arms maybe her legs. he had big arms okay and small legs so. it's easy to. singe those puppies well easy to get it. confused when you're looking at him. he was doing handstands i mean he was. [ __ ] dude well bro he had this one.

dude mr polito bro he [ __ ] made his. own gas bro and he actually died they. [ __ ] threw him in a ditch fire bro. why and he died i don't know why i. didn't know him that good. i think there's other things probably. that. that could. like. you can't run off water right well they. say you can't but we don't have a lot of. proof that you can't i mean i just feel. like if. if there was a way to you know you could. do solar power energy for houses yeah. put all the solar panels on why can't. you do that for the cars.

i agree. or even if it's an old car put the solar. panels on and get a system cranked in. there and like. i feel like there's got to be a better. way than gasoline gasoline is dangerous. as [ __ ] yes i don't even like to cook. with gas. if it goes tick tick tick i'm opening up. all the windows. i'm opening up all the windows and i'm. ordering mcdonald's and i'm not even. eating it i'm just going to put it there. on the table yeah bro oh i turn in the. damn bruce willis every time they start.

that [ __ ] i turn it i don't know yeah i. back away bro well the hell oh this has. gas so it's even better hold on wait. stop no it's not better i'm lying the. craziest thing is somebody will start. the tick tick tick then they'll start. telling you a story bro and they won't. even i'm looking at the windows like. damn bro open up every window and turn. on every fan. man people just don't want their life. some people don't want their life i. think some people don't just generally. don't don't care or maybe they aren't. even thinking about it because they're. so stressed out and anxiety of what they. got to deal with to fix.

what's going on. that bad that just the software i got. that shaky software man is that is that. you know is that the system that we're. placing to be stressed out i think. everybody needs to spread the [ __ ] out. you think so i think that. really i don't know but i i'm not saying. i just i don't know i feel like if i get. by myself too much then i get real. lonely okay but then also if you get in. your new york you can't live in there. you got it it's like it's.

it's like air body oh yeah bottom of the. barrel you start eating somebody will. finish applesauce for you right you know. yeah so. you know you halfway through something. slice them your. the damn aluminum moths. tag and go [ __ ] pawn it. before you can even finish your. tupperware sauce. dude you kind of like me and a lot with. nostalgia man you love nostalgia why do. you just installed my brain it's in my. you know that first 10 years of my life. it's it's it's there.

it's just there. you love it man it's it's it's i i've. run off of it. yeah you know it's fascinating i do man. i love thinking about the past i love. thinking about moments from when i was. young and why did it impact me and what. what like yeah definitely and the. simplicity of things and how i was. thinking and feeling. a song a smell will bring you back there. or like a slow dance bro you ever. remember doing a slow dance at school or. nothing. i remember slow dancers.

i don't think i ever did a slow dance. with boys to men or something. something like that what else would they. play yeah some people some boys man. you really loved basketball you loved it. that much huh. i love music too though yeah i remember. listening to my mom listening to. material girl in the car and i'm like. turn this one up and then after that you. change the station and it's jump chomp. chris girl somebody who's this yeah. what's these little kids that are. rappers and that [ __ ] was good it was. i had backwards everything on that point.

bro i put backward paying back my shoe. people couldn't run couldn't walk. couldn't even get make it to school. anymore bro my [ __ ] was on people you'd. be wearing backwards your bows oh. skids were nice bruh especially when. they came out with the african cuts did. you have those skids. pants that must have been a uh texas. thing or florida thing. powwow peralta. skateboard we had jimmy. shirts that was jimmy z i think it was.

or. varnette okay barnett we have no gecko. and we had silver. quicksilver barely made it by us bro. okay gotcha. nope we didn't have it. jabeau was huge bro people at jabot hill. figure did you ever was there a miller's. outpost. no that was in arizona i think wasn't it. miller's outpost that they went out we. didn't had that we had a lot of reebok. people wearing [ __ ] that said reebok we. had people with this paint reebok on. their [ __ ] okay.

you know a lot of people still made. their own clothes bus and stuff like. that we'd have a dude and his sister you. could see their mom got a pattern of. fabric or something they'd both be. wearing like a purple silk or something. my mom made me a shirt one time hawaiian. shirt. she would make some like like that type. of. not that those colors but like one of. those type of styles damn that's cool. man. anybody ever make you any clothes. [Music]. oh yeah yeah. my my brother one time made me something.

uh for christmas he tried to make me. something to try to make me uh uh. overalls bro okay okay how's that. that pan out. it was like a denim thong bruh that. [ __ ] just went right up around my ass. and on each shoulder bro. oh i was scared he wanted to [ __ ] bro. damn [ __ ] broke my heart dawg and then i. remember thinking he was trying to have. sex with me or you know being scared. about it and i would sleep at night i. put a little jingle bell on my body so.

you could hear something moving in case. somebody came at me yeah i would hear it. okay damn bro it's just. i hated going to bed at night man i'd. have to set so many traps so nothing got. me. hmm. yeah i don't i don't think. yeah i sleep next to a gun. there you go bro i wish i would have i. wish i woulda now you're sleeping hotels. you're good yeah now get the best sleep. in hotels you think. just i don't know why if the sheets are.

nice sometimes you get the sheets as. real you know the real gritty yeah. sometimes they're real gritty bro like. sleeping up i don't like to hear my leg. when i move it back and forth under the. sheet. yeah i put rain music. um 10 hours of rain. damn yeah wake up just soaking wet bruh. do you look dude do you listen to. anything or just silence i listen to. dead silence brothers waiting for god to. come get me damn. it's dark bro it's [ __ ] you can't. hear your dog. it's crazy when you and i are talking.

and you don't [ __ ] dude wait so what. i'm grateful man you're the brightest. you aren't trying to go 100. i don't i mean i just. i can't i you know i i don't i i don't i. haven't slept that well probably in. about 17 years. but i'm planning on trying some new. stuff maybe yeah do you ever do do you. ever smoke no i only smoke at night oh. does it help it definitely helps. only at night though oh yeah i mean if i. don't got [ __ ] to do when somebody else. was driving.

smoke during the day but. you know. but you ever took melatonin pills yeah. did that how'd that work they do pretty. good okay you maybe just i can't see. that far i notice it affects my sight oh. you do you do you wear glasses. i don't wear them that often sometimes i. wear them at the daytime okay. i got lasik surgery one time you did. best there was like a few life-changing. things i did. lasik surgery all right. well i watched what the what the health.

and i. went to vegan like physical like changes. like i mean. not being having to put contacts in your. eyes you wake up you go in the bathroom. and like trying to put something in it's. like dry it's stuck to your finger yeah. one falls out your entire day is super. yeah somebody yeah play basketball one. falls out you got to get you got to stop. it you got to look for it. yeah yeah so lasik surgery change like. and vegan change your life yeah really. yeah it changed your life you speak. physical. physically changed my how i feel i was.

getting up too late i kept getting up. late and i was breaking out my skin was. getting like and i was like something. gotta change you know what i mean. i had acne so bad i remember growing up. and somebody called me a [ __ ] she had. showed me though. she did. the the the uh it was like fourth of. july and i was sitting there i was. eating with my dogs i was on like. carnivore diet it was like. keto. keto keto keto yeah keto so we were. barbecuing i just moved forward i'm. barbecuing every day just oh dude steaks. hamburgers all this and it's like fourth. of july and then she showed me the um.

documentary to what the health. and i changed you i was about to throw. it all away and then i just gave it to. the dogs. stop eating the meat man i stopped. breaking out crazy i stopped i got i. started sleeping better stop being like. being tired after i eat having a side. cramp after i had a big plate of ribs or. something like i thought that's just how. it felt you felt you know what i mean. i'm tired after i ate or glazed chicken. you know i mean honey glaze uh. teriyaki with a pineapple on top.

yeah yeah yeah you're right though. yeah feeling tired i was like oh this is. i'm i eat you eat and then you go to. sleep that's like that's how it happens. like oh i'm tired. then once i went vegan and started doing. that for like a couple weeks i was like. oh eating them i was like more in it i. get actually more i get energy and i go. for a walk go play basketball go. anything. that's fascinating man yeah manchester. it's interesting how much you're in your. whole life you stay so caring about your. kind of your health and wellness it. seems like have you always been that way. no i.

it wasn't until. like about three years ago. and and i watched that. there was a time period i mean like you. gave me those mangoes man yeah i think i. just been started being vegan pretty. much damn yeah i think i think but uh. and a woman's a a young lad it was a the. help of a woman brought that angel. earth angel. yeah. came in and changed my life i know. that's right have you ever been in love. before in your life.

yeah. [Music]. i'm in love right now are you. yeah that's good for you man damn bro. yeah man i'm sorry oh you really bro. that's awesome dog thank you damn [ __ ]. bruh mm-hmm. trying to trying to get things. on on the right track yeah move forward. right way oh i was always afraid to say. when i was in love man. but but but here's the thing like you. see. like i think post malone just got. engaged you have a kid but you don't. gotta. like.

the more you give the world. the more ammo especially with online. like like you know what i mean yeah. you don't want to. oh yeah you know keep some things to you. some some people cover the baby's face. they don't want to you know and then. mm-hmm so maybe maybe if they're in that. control environment maybe then you don't. have to you don't want to then you don't. have to you don't got to tell anybody. anything. yeah i could have five kids right now. nobody yeah you know what i mean yeah. you don't gotta tell us you don't own.

nobody nothing. you know especially the world society. especially the society there's this day. and age. you're gonna tell them right now. yeah man it's a. it's an interest in society. well man i don't want to take up too. much more of your time bro we going a. bit you know dude i'm grateful man i i. just like hearing some of the stuff you. think about man it's interesting it's. different. yeah i i think a lot of a lot. do you think is it getting better though.

yeah well i try to i try to when it when. it's if it's going something go like. like i was saying like looking at myself. from the outside if i'm just sitting. there and i'm. stewing in my own juices like yeah that. ain't that ain't good. and i think somewhere in the bible it. says something about like an idol mind. is yeah devil's playground or something. like that and i think. if you if you just try to even. but then. that could be why at night if i'm by. myself or whatever and i end up smoking. and listening to music.

do some push-ups play with the play with. pups yeah do something. make some uh. tempered glass. that's a little dangerous from your. heart. yeah. infinity what pool or car. a car like an old-school one like that. oh yeah like a j30 or q45 and then get. the cream.

pearl. paint. and then make the tint like this. i seen a uh dude this black dude had. real cream in it he had like it was like. like a aquarium kind of vibe. and that real cream and when he would. drive and like put on the brakes the. cream yeah. [ __ ] had a real two percent of. that [ __ ]. breast milk. oh his breath breath yeah if he had a. little tap off the back and he rolling. over there and getting a cup of dates. and then it gets swoops around dude what.

if we are in the wrong we buying all. this other goose milk and all of this. and animal milk and we supposed to be. still having breast. there'll be milk. lot of saggy titties around here but. [ __ ] boy imagine people beating down a. mama's door just to get a sip at night. just. to be safe for the morning she'd. probably eventually have to call the. cops. on. but that'd be crazy my son's over here. trying to suck on my tits again. i'm sick of his little ass bruh.

or i ain't he ain't even my real son she. might tell him damn he over here trying. to suck on my tits. well the police come and say. the police. what they say they come up. they'd be like. policia. you know what time it is come on open up. if he don't get it. we will. oh the next one we're helping they're in. on it yeah they won't everybody wants it.

everybody wants that [ __ ] leg check. on mama's. damn boy that dose percent ooh. damn boy i [ __ ] dipped my dick in it. bro oh that [ __ ] of probably cause. imagine all the things mother's milk. could do man i can't believe we watch. what it does i don't know the science. science behind it i mean i know like. babies get and it's like that's all they. need right right apparently yeah imagine. if we kept having it. but that's the thing mothers get kind of. greedy they put that they stop it after. a couple of months or whatever everybody.

shuts it down says uh uh it's out of. season. wait till august baby. let's see at starbucks. [Laughter]. it's a rap. that's a wrap man. rip thanks so much man uh hey so you. talked a little while ago about doing a. podcast man i if you you do one can i be. your first guest man. i think it's only right gotta have you. you gotta be we gotta do big i love to. we gotta do it oh i don't think i don't.

know if you do things any other way man. but i would like to uh all right i don't. want to say i'm going to be a first. guest i would like to be a guest you no. you got to be the first guest and we're. going to. it's like the president thing. because if i if you don't if you don't. walk me all the way through it and. through the white house doors all right. i don't know where i'm going i'll end up. over there with uh [ __ ]. oh yeah you could do anything you can. end up whatever you know end up over. there with bob barker playing uh. plinko mm-hmm making my own plinko chips.

out of them solder. solder grass and. caramel. two by fours with the cookie cutter sawn. it out dunking those down and uh. some type of formaldehyde. stain those. oh fresh put a um cherries jubilee on it. do you have a nice nice cherry glaze. nice cherry chupacabra. [Music]. i'll be outdoor bro when i die i want.

them to throw me out of a plane bro and. see if i hit somebody on the ground damn. i dude you got to stop talking about. that. we're staying so 100. okay okay hundred. it is bro man dog hundred it is going. for a hundred all right man but as long. as we start your pie before then bro for. sure all right i'd love for 100. i'd. love to help man all right and get it. going um bro thank you so much man great. to see you and spend time with you dawg. you seem like you're doing good man i'm. all right. i'm right okay moving on up.

hey man riffraff ladies and gentlemen. now i'm just floating on the breeze and. i feel i'm falling like these leaves i. must be. cornerstone. oh but when i reach that ground i'll. share this piece of mind i found i can. feel it.