Relationship Animals | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #230
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you know I'd wear a tank top sometimes. in the winter and then I just just just. yell at people about how cold I was I'm. cold and people were like we you got a. tank top on and I'd be like eat my ass. buddy so I was that kind of kid you know. the kind of kid that you know I'd wear. like a little rain jacket or something.
in new uh in the reek air whatever it. was. pre-k a recap I was in all the case I. was a I was in pre-k K reek a 3k I was. in 3 that was the I think at one point I. thought it was Klu Klux Klan but uh but. it was just continual continual. kindergarten and they spelled continual. with a K but I was in there man and I'd.
wear you know sometime a slicker like a. rain slicker you know like that really. what really should be called the the. 11th wonder of the world and that rain. slicker because how the it's amazing how. the whole force of nature rain can be. stopped by just one layer of slicker. plastic but I would wear that bastard.
broad wear that bright yellow bastard. right now in the dead of summer in at. school and I'd be complaining in the. class but it's hot it's hot as hell in. there. miss Louis and they'd be like you you. got a slicker on boy. you got a you better get that it ain't. even raining you got a slicker on I mean. like eat my ass guys um you know I'm. doing my best so I think I was just.
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long time ago whenever this saw when the. pod first kicked out when this pod first. just just was that first just you know. just kind of flowed into the verse bruh. into that uni I want to tell you got. some new tour dates back onto the books. 10 for October 4th and Bethlem PA at the.
wind Creek event center that is back on. 10-5 now that's a Saturday I will be in. Pittsburgh at a theater there I don't. have the name but the the tickets are. all on the website theof on comm / tour. Cleveland is back on that's October 8th. the ninth is Indianapolis the 10th is. Grand Rapids the 11th is Detroit. Michigan the 12th is Milwaukee Wisconsin.
and the 13th is Madison Wisconsin and. those are just one show a night so. making some adjustments to get that get. a little more calm to get a little a. little bit more calm in my water you. know some of the water inside of me some. mom has just been ended been damn. drastic like these hurricanes coming in. they have a new hurricane I think yo-yo. breath or something this thing who knows.
I don't know I will say this if they're. gonna build a wall let's build it over. there on Florida and stop these because. some of these canes are coming in. illegally I will say that a lot of canes. rolling into this bastard on the IL brah. and the short fair legal I got. information here two men I'm not going. to do the film. in Atlanta so it uh I got there did the.
training everything was cool. and the part was just for the amount of. time commitment and for the sacrifice of. shows and of other stuff I have going on. here once I saw the part it just wasn't. for me it wasn't it was too much on the. scale of all you can't you can't be. there for eight to ten weeks for this.
role so the role just didn't fit you. know I thought about it and talked with. you know people I trust and friends and. people who were have more experience. than I do for a few days and got that. you know communication I got straight. communication with others and and that. was that and then I just made that.
choice I'd talked to the director talked. to Chris Pratt about it and that was. that and that was my decision. there was no ill will there was no bad. vibes you know it was just at some point. I just had to trust my instincts it was. just like all for me right now this role. you know and I didn't I didn't get to. see the script before I went so there.
wasn't the opportunity for me to see. what my part was going to be and I think. there was a little bit of. miscommunication but I don't think it. was anybody's fault and and that was. that I'm thankful that I was able to. decommitted. causing any problems and I'm grateful. that I even you know was considered and. that I even had the opportunity to do it.
you know I think there's some parts. about it that I'll miss out on doing you. know but it was just. time commitment for the stuff for this. for the role for what the role ended up. being for me wasn't it just didn't work. for me it didn't work for me and some. people will be like well you know you I. mean you got to take it it's a movie but. you know I have a lot I mean I have you.
know I already have enough kind of. responsibilities going on and and that. was it that was just a choice I had to. trust my instincts you know I had to. trust my instincts and that was and that. was it. so I'm bummed man I had you know I had. visions in my head of eating hot dogs. and stuff with uh with Christopher. Pratt's and doing you know maybe you. know having a second hot dog or sitting. in chat and you know conversations going.
well we're talking about baseball or. something or having a couple peanuts or. something and I had you know visions. like that in my head you know us doing. something maybe going to uh I don't know. doing you know throwing coins and a. wishing well or something and just. hoping for the best or you know maybe. you know maybe I had visions of us maybe. uh you know driving in like a jeep or.
something but nothing wild or anything. nothing sexual or anything like that I. just had you know fun ideas in my head. you know or maybe us you know doing you. know nothing crazy but just looking for. you know maybe looking at art or. something you know somewhere or um you. know or maybe throwing those circus. peanuts those beautiful little you know. orange [ __ ] you know soft hard hitters. throwing those into each other's mouths.
and stuff from kind of close range but. then getting further and further apart. you know you know until it got too dark. out to see them and throw them back and. forth and catch them in your mouth but. ah but but you know that's that and and. you know I yeah I know that like if I. get to be in a film or something it's. not going to be. you know it isn't in my movie you know. but I do want to be able to be in a role. where I feel like I can at least do some.
stuff that you get that my personality. maybe works well in and yeah and this. wasn't anybody's fault it was just sort. of just kind of you know I just had to. trust my instincts and stuff once I once. I was able to you know read the part and. look at it and I still think Christopher. Pratt's probably one of the top you know. 15 or maybe I don't know you know 18 or.
even probably I don't know I bet he'd be. on gods fantasy team though and so you. know that's all good and communication. was there was a up front communication. and and yeah hopefully maybe be some. other opportunities we'll see you know. but that you know I just had to kind of. trust my instincts I'm we and and and if. I sound down right now well it's because.
Drew Brees got hurt man he got hurt and. you know you could just and it's so. funny I was watching the game and the. Saint this New Orleans Saints and the. Los Angeles Rams who most people even. have not even heard of that team but. they were going at it and it was.
exciting right in the beginning and and. then drew Brees got hurt and it was so. funny I would have rather dois ch when. the camera would cut to him. you got to see somebody you know here he. has he's 40 years old and and the injury. looks kind of like it could be bad you. know he couldn't even pick up a football. and it just. he couldn't even grip that freaking pig. that little that little you know. deceased brown pig getting it crazy that. a football is a pig that he used to be a.
pig and now it's just you know they cut. off the head and tied off the ends of it. and. those white you know try to kind of give. it some white stitches or something by. the liver and now they're throwing it. around man. I mean this you know we think we're so. far removed from what is it called uh. not the Ice Age or something but um. bestiality no you know we think we're so.
far removed from I don't know what it's. called Neolithic the Neo pale old days. the old days let's agree with that we. think we're so far removed from the old. days but then here you see you know. bunch of guys throwing around that uh. just throwing around that that little. ripped up swine chunk and you're like. damn we are we are still we are a little.
bit stuck in the past you know but uh. was I talking about but yeah but drew. brees got hurt in and at some point I. was enjoying not enjoying that I was. there was more every time the camera cut. to him and it was just so much it was. more entertaining than the game because. I was watching this man who had you know. this was a man who had the world on his. back and who you could tell how just how. determined he was and how focused he was. in every game you can tell it like he's.
playing the game but he's also playing. this bigger game like what he's doing. right now always seems like just a move. in a grander scheme of his life like and. he's able to do both at the same time it. always seems like and you were just. seeing him just how limited he was by. the circuit by the by the moment you. know you could see him and he couldn't. and how limited he was by his vessel by.
his own body he couldn't grip that hand. he couldn't close that hand up and he. couldn't grip a football and he couldn't. express himself you know when you. started to just see a man that was. limited by you know it's like even. whatever that desire. fire inside of us that that want you. know where it's all limited a little bit. by the revered the reality by the. actuality of what's going on by.
circumstance and and man that was a much. greater game to me was just seeing the. look in his eyes the mental game that it. was going on inside of him trying to. hold his composure and trying to trying. to almost in the moment find out who he. was when suddenly he was you is when. suddenly the the path he had been on.
came to an abrupt like there weren't any. more there was no more paths for it just. came to it like a cul-de-sac and you. were trying he had just so much energy. so many people behind him soon I mean so. many Saints fans you saw him winning a. championship again you saw him you know. you already had these visions of him. like hugging his kids again under the. whatever that is um. paper the paper the little paper rain.
[ __ ] man my brain is a stalled out dude. what is my brain a Datsun the [ __ ] is. sitting needs oil but you saw him. stalled out the confetti you saw you. know and you just saw and suddenly. everything stopped man all of it it just. and you saw him trying to find out from. or that's what I saw I saw man. struggling to know who he was at this.
moment when the world had taken you know. a different a different turn you know. when when the reality that whatever we. want always isn't what's going to happen. or that things aren't gonna work out. perfectly or that when reality strikes. you know and man and it broke your heart. as a fan it broke your heart as a human. I feel like to see someone with so much. capability and so many people who look. up to him or look at him as a figure of.
direction an example and suddenly he you. see him come almost even though he. didn't put himself into the atmosphere. you see him and and and I did I put him. up in the atmosphere I put him up you. see him come back down to earth and it's. uh I don't know it was man it was it was. hectic man that was a hectic moment um. we got some we got we got look today you.
know I know that we've been you know. we've had a couple of guys recently that. have called in the young fellow who had. the surprise baby to that's God I mean. well we're gonna check in with those. people you know we're gonna give him. that ring-a-ling and see what's cracking. over there in their hood especially that. surprise baby boy like that's what I'm. saying who is it what's going on here. knock knock who's there and then tada.
you know gestation they got that baby. that hit or that zygote that's got to be. crazy if you think you know you just you. oh yeah. so we're gonna find out how that all. went down because that fella just didn't. know they were having a baby and and we. will get into we're getting to a call. also i'ma give a call over to the Big. Dawg himself mr. drippy mitts you know. and that boy had that water hanging and. he had that unique water hand and so.
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skill shared comm slash Theo von yeah we. have some calls that have come in we got. a lot you know and I listen to all of. them this weekend and and thank you a. lot of them some zeal dirty one guy. doing just doing gas doing body gas into. the you know receiver one guy tickling. somebody in his truck dude you know I.
act and actually you know what thank you. for that one that was actually probably. one of the better ones but a lot of. great calls that came in and so we will. and let's get into a couple of those. right now as always the hotline is nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three and then I'm going to make a few. calls on my own to some of some of the. recent calls that have come in and get. some follow-up let's get into this one. gang Zachary Quinto called it from.
Cincinnati was of Zachary and a friend. of mine actually over there in. Cincinnati he would had a couple. milkshakes one time and this was late at. night and they had two sisters out. there is one lady this herb enough you. know this beautiful urban lady named I. think vasectomy I think was her name. actually a exotic dancer. vasectomy Harper and anyway she and this. other lady were fist fighting one night. in Cincinnati and he went over there to.
make a video of him and his pants fell. down because he was kind of chubby and. you know and I guess that doesn't matter. that he was chubby his pants didn't his. pants first of all they were shorts so. they weren't pants and they just he just. dressed like [ __ ] this man Gary was his. name and so anyway his pants hit the. floor and and he was video recording the. ladies and vasectomy and this other lady. really came over and beat his ass and he.
tried to keep the milkshakes without. spilling them the whole time while he. was getting beaten and uh. and that should be a damn Olympic sport. you know just just you know just riding. leche if you got to you know handfuls uh. you know the beautiful little sweet. let's say liquids and you got a couple. of sisters a couple of you know a couple. of wild ladies beating that ass and you. got a seat you know try and keep as much. a shake as you can in the cup and maybe.
it could be called a cup that shake and. you got to keep as much as you can and. they can only beat you for like a. certain amount of time but anyway thank. you for calling homeward and I was just. trying to see if you had any advice on. getting of your first love honestly I. was 18 when I first met this girl and. now I'm 20 and she was my first. everything first girlfriends first love. we had gotten a doll together and. everything I thought we were in it for. the long run you know and she finally. broke up with me and oh you got that dog.
together this is something that's going. on these days um this is something that. is going on a relationship animal and. you got to shut it down if it's a real. type of animal if it's a fish dude or. you and your girl you know y'all split a. cricket or something you know where. y'all go half seas on a little oyster. you know we're a Lazare. brother that's fine but once you go and. get a puppy or something that can really. look at you and maybe remember a little.
bit of [ __ ] you know a strong mouse or. whatever you're creating havoc within. the NK brother the nature kingdom. because you because you got a joint. animal now you got the animals she's got. the animal y'all split up what is that. now he's doing what now he's all scared. he starts wetting the bed at night you. know he hears y'all arguing in the. kitchen and [ __ ] you know he starts. eating alone at school you know he.
starts going home with other animals. that he's not even really interested in. you know he starts hiding under the bed. he starts you know he sees y'all going. y'all separate ways you know it's just. if you get a relationship animal that's. dangerous you know you know you know you. got an American Water Spaniel or. whatever he thinks it's his fault you. know he doesn't you know he quits aw you. know he's staying up late at night and. reading you know reading scary novels. you know you if you a relationship. animal it's just it's not that you can't.
put that kind of pressure on an animal. if you gonna know you're married to the. person or whatever bring your own. animals into a relationship you don't. get an animal once you're together now. all that it just it's too much on that. animals back you know now you got you. know next thing you know you got a. raccoon out there he's vaping about a. recycling bin because he can't handle. his emotions because he doesn't know you. know who still cares about him you know. sure your little parakeets getting two. Christmases now but it just I think the.
the risks of of it outweigh the reward. yeah and these relationship animals they. the two owners they start fighting and. they start giving both of them are given. the animal a treat oh here I got a treat. for you you love me you love Danny don't. you and you know I got a treat for you. you love Sandra and then the animal. doesn't know what to do is just treat it. out now it's all hopped up on treats. it's gained 3040 pounds. and next thing you know it's down there.
at the damn methadone clinic so it's. just you can't don't get a relationship. animal. that's really all all that place is. going to be is just a cul-de-sac where. you get where you and your partner just. drive by and just throw y'all's [ __ ]. problems out into the street that's all. that relationship animal is so if you're. gonna get an animal get an animal for. yourself don't get this little halfway. house you know living creature that both. you guys are just using passively. aggressively towards one another don't.
get because all you're really getting is. just a little passive-aggressive pet. where you guys are descending it this. way and sending it that way you notice a. little Paul Revere or whatever. yeah next and next thing you know it's. lashing out you know it's at the. parakeet park or whatever at a dog park. you know it's biting other things it's. [ __ ] stealing fruit or something over. about um. Vons or about um you know it's stealing. fruit over there about a winn-dixie it's.
just you don't do it you know it's just. you're better than that you are better. than that and this animal deserves. better and it'll start thinking if it's. if it's his fault you know you'll see. sometimes somebody's a pet you know. these animals these relationship animals. and they're out there you'll see them. over there I see them off at a 101 at. night sometimes you know kicking a can. down the side of the interstate you know. just just I don't know I think is just.
better ways to go about it that's what I. would say but anyway I'm really rambling. on word she's going back and sleeping. with her ex from hitting the fate of. another girl well now you you couldn't. do this do it if she's sleeping with her. ex you could put a little listening. device a little LD on that uh on that. animal so suddenly that little bastard. has a you know a purpose in the world.
again because he's probably feeling like. nobody cares about him right now. but anyway man let me quit thinking. about that aspect of this and try and uh. listen to more what's going on with you. brother homework and I just don't know. what to do man it's just hard to go was. telling when they're your first you know. just really confused on what to do so if. you had any advice for diesel. really very appreciated yeah thanks for. the coal man that suggests you know I. was talking about this last week a. little law that that first love that's.
that first that's that hot hose hit you. know it's like drinking off that hose in. the summer you know that house holds. that outdoor water spout and it hurts. man because that's the crazy thing about. a heart a heart really it's like a hand. brush it feels you know and your heart. just gets so used to just feeling. somebody it's almost like they're in. there and then when they're gone it's.
like man there's just piece of your. heart that you you you just it's not. it's not you can't feel them in there. anymore and that hurts the saddest thing. is time a lot of is just going to be. time and one joy in it or and one thing. that's positive is that at least you. have that at least you care at least you. know that you can care about others you. can love others you've got that ability. to you got those uh what does it call.
those pulmonary capabilities because if. you if you're the person who your. girlfriend leaves you don't give a damn. you just start doing construction or. whatever and you know people start going. missing in your town then that's. different then you are you're violent. you're a dark dark angel but that's not. you man. you know you're somebody that has some. feelings and uh and I'm sorry man I'm. sorry going through that because yeah it. sucks you know my first girlfriend I put.
I put these motherly qualities on her. and so when she left me or when she when. she left me [ __ ] we were children did I. mean Jesus Christ it's not like I mean. both of us said who actually wanted to. leave somewhere we had to have our. parents pick us up but when uh when we. when we went our separate ways you know. I felt I remember I even remember I. remember saying I remember you I was.
saying you can't leave me you know you. are my mom that's what I remember. telling her that's crazy that's how bent. I was emotionally you know because I. just attached all these feelings that. I'd never had a place to really attach. them that much. I had attached them to this girl and uh. and time helps man and don't do anything. drastic don't do anything crazy a little. hot on her porch or anything like that. and don't be out there you know by the. garbage and looking for [ __ ] or you know.
just bypass all of that you know. sometimes dude sometimes you got to. stand on the sidelines and still look. like you like a man even though you know. things have changed you know the you. know just like Drew Brees man the day. that the Drew's ik the Drew's ik died. that's that's an old song nobody even. knew this [ __ ] whatever dude.
but I'm sorry bro tighten up dude jeah. don't start masturbating and doing all. that don't look to pornography. hold the line you can do it go get a. Drew Brees Jersey and get back out there. bucko because I think you got this but. don't put all this pressure on that. animal you know don't be over there you. know trying to ask the animal you know. beating on the aquarium asking what it. heard you know was she having guys over.
in the animal you know he's just like so. just don't whatever kind of animal y'all. got a snake or something don't [ __ ]. write dirty messages on the side of the. snake and let it loose on her side of. the apartment or whatever you know you. know the the world ends tonight and she. sees that you know if seashells pet run. by or something with a little sign on. its back if you got a little law you. know Australian Shepherd or whatever. just be a man there's a way to be a man.
and go through this man a write a. country song listen a country dog get. some plug tobacco and drive out into the. distance and [ __ ] cry into a. stranger's ditch but if you want to know. what I really did and that's what I did. man. dude I used to [ __ ] I remember I. would be out there I was working on a. armed over their net outside of Natchez. Mississippi and I would dude I'll get a. big plug of tobacco until my whole face. burned and I had an AB natural reaction.
so my face would turn real red when I. would do plug tobacco and goddamn I. looked like a I mean my [ __ ] was so. [ __ ] red I looked like a newborn I. look like a damn tall newborn with some. overalls on and uh and yeah I would just. do so much [ __ ] tobacco and sometimes. I would swallow it I was so angry that. me and this girl had broken up.
I would swallow a big chunk of it and. just vomit off the back of that tractor. so but you can do it man you keep your. head up bruh I promise you man. you're gonna have you know there's gonna. be other opportunities for other love. around the corner men and different. types of love you're gonna love other. people differently but that that first. suck off that nectarine bro that first. you know got dang boy especially if.
you're young brah you know when you can. be sober and have sex too when you're. young bro sober sex is for children and. I've always said that did if you see. some Stu sober adults [ __ ] brothers. [ __ ] is mmm mmm mmm mmm. I'm gonna throw up three or four dollars. in a church basket after that because. something it's just something it's it's. an awkward that's a tough deal that's a.
par 30 right there brother all right. what do we got here actually this call. came in man let me throw this in your. ear right here here we go. hey what up Theo's is Brett from. California I'm just calling in because. I'm highest man I just went out on a. date I guess you could say with a girl. that I went to high school with you know. I'm like 26 now so things are a bit. different but man this is one of those.
girls. we looked at you know saw pictures on. the internet or whatever woman just be. like wait out of my league. yeah oh man I remember one time there. was this girl Nicole was her name and uh. dude she liked me one time I found out. and I got high and I eat some mushrooms. and actually jumped over a fence at a. party right when she gave me her number. and ripped my hand open ripped and had. to go to the emergency room but um but.
after that I kind of settled down and I. asked her on it to a dance and she went. with me and afterward bruh we're at my. buddy's apartment or his house his. parents house and he lived down in a. lower portion of their house they had a. lower portion and he lived there and I. was down there with her and she left me. you know and she had on a skirt dude and. I got it right up it kind of she was. sitting on a pool table and that's not. like a water table it's not like a I.
don't people it's like a pool table you. know for the game pool with the stick. and the balls I'm not thinking of the. game of uh it's not like a pool like a. swimming pool yeah it sounds like that. it's not like a small pool you could eat. off of it's like a game and they had it. indoors and she's sitting on there dude. and she had on these uh well she had on. panties bra under you know and dude and. when you're young bro you get your hands. up near a girl's leg for everything my. neck was turning in circles bra my.
tongue kept just flipped flip-flopping. back and forth over in my mouth like a. fish on the dock because I was just so. nervous dude and I got too nervous to. make the move on and I always regretted. that because I've you know I've hooked. up with some real you know some I've. hooked up with some some decent looking. ladies and some real you know kind of. chicks you might mean oh by the. interstate and uh but then I'll never.
ever I've never I always regretted that. my god and she had these hips boy like. these kind of brown kind of like Bay. each kind of look like somebody just. kind of cooked her legs and butter a. little bit just beautiful skin tone. god damn she had those buttery just. [ __ ] hitters boy and I still think. about her sometimes man I still. sometimes closed my eyes and just want.
to just bite the ass cheeks off that. little beautiful Falcon bra onward she's. way too out of my league but I I don't. know man I just shot my shot and took. her out today and the best time ever. dang I know I'm feeling like I should go. for it again but at the same time the. pensive because I'm intimidated I guess. by her attractiveness and at the same.
time I don't know if we get along really. well so I guess I'm tripping I don't. know man. just calling to see what you think about. it I'm not trying to brag I'm just. trying to get a little input on how I. should approach it from here on out gang. bro like your attitude man it doesn't. sound like you're trying to break so I. like that you have that awareness though. to try and think about that that's a. nice gift some people don't have that. you know I think a lot of it some of its.
gonna be out of your control you can. only control what you can control. so how she behaves is nothing you could. really do to affect that especially if. you're trying to be on the up-and-up. if you're not trying to trick her. something so a problem I did I mean I. can only relate in the ways I errors. that I made I put a woman on a pedestal. I'll put her way up here on cloud 60 or. whatever and I should have had her on. cloud three or whatever by me so then. that way on cloud three I can.
communicate with her like a you know. just like a peer instead of. communicating her with her like this you. know thing or I'd built her up so much. in my head that I was afraid to even. talk to her so I would just put her on a. level where you can communicate with her. keep her there and I would be honest but. I would just kind of just take it easy. you know slow and steady wins the race. always because what if she's not ready. right now today. but then you you're laying the. groundwork for later you just don't want.
to burn the bridge you know you don't. want to burn the bridge while there's. you know while there's before somebody. puts bacon on it or whatever you know. I'm saying so so yeah which I would just. take it easy man if you're not sure if. you should do something don't do it talk. with a buddy but take it easy man and. then you know next time you take her out.
do something fun do something exciting. do something you know that's kind of. cool and be confident about whatever. you're gonna do and if she brushes you. off or something then that's okay and if. she doesn't then that's okay too. either way you're good we had some calls. that came in and I wanted I wanna I want. to buzz a couple of these you know cuz. this the baby we got cam we got will we. got the you know we had the magical baby. some guy his wife well let's start right.
there we had this this fella let's. listen to a little bit of the call that. came in because his wife had a child and. they didn't know about it but I've never. heard a surprise baby story but the day. after the fourth of July we had a baby. boy and we had no idea that was coming. she took some tests back in November all. came back not pregnant she was having. her cycle fourth of July she thought she. was constipated all day long I was.
driving around gonna go to a pool party. listening to King in this thing and you. know she says she's got time to play. didn't feel good so we were gonna go to. the ER together and she ended up going. home going to sleep. I was waiting get that cause you want to. go but I never got a call about her. apartment car was gone. called the hot dogs but that were. getting uh she's been transported there. and came by a dad was outside waiting. for me say I was gonna be a daddy I. remember one time I was all [ __ ] up I.
ordered a pizza and didn't know right I. forgotten so mean a little bit later. this person shows up and they're pissed. dude because they tried they've been. knocking at the door for like thirty. minutes bro. so this [ __ ] broke a bunch of. plant pots on my porch and and I mean I. got the pizza but you know it was just. it was horrible Brian never I just it. was stupid but on anyway they you know. you got so anyway yeah sometimes you.
maybe you'll get an arrant pizza you. know you get that surprise pie but. rarely do you get a human that drops in. your life that you got to care about. forever unexpectedly so let's check in. with Mike right here hello Big Mike hey. what's up man what's up man this is Theo. von dude how are you today hey I'm doing. good would you think it was another baby. Colin that would be crazy man I don't.
really know what I would expect that for. that was yeah it was gonna be twins dude. that's so wild man how was uh tell me. about the baby I want to know cuz you. guys had that surprise baby you guys. weren't expecting it right no we weren't. expecting at all not know he was coming. it's about three hours before he was. born.
he's about twice the size he was born. now it's too much shots couple days ago. he's almost 12 pounds and he came out. about six pounds he was tiny man like. spitting in my forearm he was probably. like a week premature oh yeah he only. weighed like my wife only weighs was. she's my girl fat at a time but she only. weighs about like 130. 25 pounds oh she's not a big girl man so. the only gained about maybe eight nine.
pounds of the baby so I just thought man. she was just getting a belly you know. what I mean oh yeah do winners come and. y'all are getting to know each yelling. yeah you know you kind of know each. other by now so my brother and my dad I. was like how I I tell my girlfriend like. you know she's getting she's getting a. bit of a belly our and they were so you. don't say anything. I didn't I'm gonna spend nothing I was. sneaking little hands like hey like I'm. going to the gym a night like you wanna.
you wanna come run the elliptical with. me or something like or hey like that's. your child the whole time this is the. the yeah you know it's my child I mean. getting jacked with your son yeah I mean. a week before he was born we were in. Asheville and we were well on a. three-mile hike in the mountains and. yeah dang this almost sounds biblical. now baby you're getting out there into.
the hill I was I was just glad he wasn't. born at that time you didn't know he. didn't know we had no idea man I mean. her stomach was hard you know the like I. just we be cuddling a night and stuff. and I'd had my hand around I mean. nothing ever kicked I mean she was. getting her period every month still. like she cooked a couple tests back in. November and they all came back like not. pregnant she would get sick every now.
and then man we'd go to like I mean we. go out you know like I'm 24 she's 20s. you guys went out to the bars and. everything huh yeah we could go out like. the bar hey man did I want to meet this. baby brothers baby likes to [ __ ] go. ham son I like it she's only a hundred. and thirty pounds because I honestly. brought everybody thought she was fat no. man kids like even though I didn't get a. sneaky baby you know what I'm saying. look we've all we all got fat man I got. a huge my ass has too big you know I.
have huge ass but but yeah I can't below. and everybody's mind you think of a. larger lady not knowing that they got. that baby in all no exactly she's not. she's not a big girl she's a tiny she's. a tiny woman how do you hide a baby in a. tiny woman dude this is almost like a. you know Siegfried and Roy or some nice. yes she has she has something called. endometriosis mmm-hmm and what the.
doctors think is she would believe. sometimes when they think that he was. hiding in the fallopian tube. yeah yeah he was like in some like. hiding under a cyst or something in her. stomach so that's why I like her so many. things work out really though he's a. real sneak this little mf4 huh. now he is man he is and they had about. they had about 12 15 nurses in the way. in like the birthing room with us.
because they didn't know what was gonna. happen man nobody knew what was gonna. happen I mean all they could tell us is. that he has a heart like he has a. heartbeat I need to know he was a boy. and so he came out Wow. I was just that whole two hours man I'll. be honest with you I was just freaking. out on how he would come out like. healthy wise yeah I bet oh I can only. imagine at that point you're like Jesus. so you went from not even knowing you. were having a baby. to Ecklie took my that night you were a. father yes sir I use more than one the.
morning on July 5th so here it was. almost a fourth of July baby but yeah he. weighed about an hour. damn man jeepers dude yeah it sounds. like he was getting caught up into. something he's hiding out on his mom. he's showing up right at you know after. midnight on the fourth of July it sounds. like he's really looking for trouble. no exactly and what does now did you.
guys give him a name or what is it yeah. his name is uh Munro Emerson Baker he's. named after actually not really named. that for anybody man we have a little. tradition in my family with guys we do. em the first name for the middle name. and like an hour before he was born we. were just writing down ideas all. whiteboards and some of the nurses were. helping us out we just cross off the. ones that she liked and the next day. when the whole pregnancy brain was gone. we just kind of picked her when she.
liked and that's when she like will move. Monro see so y'all didn't have a um. y'all didn't have a like a crib or. anything at home for him bro we had we. had Jesus Christ we didn't even have a. car seat to leave with man they had they. go we had to get a car see Cathy was a. premature baby yeah we got your nation. but shoutouts all the prematures to do. that if you don't get any respect man.
dang yeah glad you a car seat test they. had taken for a couple hours ride around. a car with and make sure his heart rate. wouldn't go up or anything that's like. when the police when you go ride with. the police or whatever and see him get. up digital so he's just waiting into the. world and how's he doing now he's doing. good man he's completely healthy you got. a big-ass head home he's gotten that. high percentile head got a little little.
chubby but I mean he was small man but. like they say he's perfectly healthy now. he meant he got all his shots a couple. of days ago he's up to up the speed he's. and all that no he's just we're just. kind of hanging out right now until I'm. trying to I'm in construction it's like. I'm trying to build a little starter. home right now so I'm trying to do. something like that and we're just kind. of living in between places but yeah. very good. well I see what you're why I mean I just.
wonder if you what else you what your. wife's next big reveal you know it's. open nothing wild man I don't know I. need to calm down a little while do you. might want to get her a um a. breathalyzer or something you know see. if she's spent you know if she's gonna. have another one or not breathalyzer but. uh what's that thing where they hook you. up and see if you're telling the truth a. polygraph yeah get her that Polygram. dude you know what I'm saying no you.
didn't you weren't like laying there. you weren't lever laying there it's felt. the baby kick or anything they never. could kick it aw man we hang we hang out. every single day man they have a Zia. Maya this just sounds so wild and then I. have pictures that we went to this gala. in Wilmington for this big festival. thing back the beginning of May when she. was probably like seven months and we. have pictures like of her and me and I.
mean you just can't even tell man I have. a lot of pictures I mean I. the picture the night before we went. hiking we were out in Asheville and she. had this tight little dress on real real. big but I mean I just thought that I was. you know you know I was going to have a. good night yeah I think that I didn't. think that they were just bigger than. usual em tits yeah and what about were. y'all doing drugs or anything like that. because that seems like it'd be wild I. mean I guess I can I can't I I can kind.
of talk about this now I guess there's. like we were truthful to the social. workers and the right way of what we. were doing during the pregnancy because. we had no idea but I mean yeah we did I. mean through the week before in the. mountain we did a little hell yeah boy. I'll [ __ ] do something if I had it. bro but I can't do it but I want some I. want to [ __ ] get some bro but I can't. but whatever dog we thinking about that. dog but damn brother I'm saying you guys.
might have that new way to do birthing. that you know just kind of let it do its. thing you do your thing and then y'all. meet up when it's time you know for the. baby to show out in the world. exactly I think it all worked out in its. own because we wouldn't be together when. we conceived him and we were talking. stuff like that and I think we knew that. she was pregnant we probably would have. had to force ourselves to be together. and everything Wow it all just kind of.
worked itself out in a way and then I. mean a couple weeks after he was. conceived I was in a pretty pretty bad. car accident. hmm crushed up truck and then I mean I. didn't know why I was still walking. around I guess that I mean he you know. eight months later I kind of figured out. why hey man bruh yeah that's cool dude. damn and so it sounds like yeah you. sound like you're in good spirits now so. things are kind of cruising along pretty. good yeah I'm pretty good can't use me.
like a yourself urgency kind of thing. makes it a little bit get going a little. more at work trying to get stuff done. yeah I like then if even if I'm having a. bad day I know I'm gonna come home to. him and I get some going get it that's. exciting huh. it is exciting man it's just like a. family that I didn't expect to get so. soon but I got it and I'm happy man wow. that's crazy man Wow bro what a crazy.
story man I know it's pretty wild me her. uncle he's in filming and stuff and. doing up so high oh the other weekend he. did this little production video stuff. with us and he's trying to send it into. the PLC right now and he gets it all. edited out for that TV show Oh. interesting yeah I mean yeah I guess I. guess there's people having surprise. children out there yeah and that's what. Thank You Man like if I was watching. that show before our figures before Ally.
I do not know I do not know that your. wife or whatever is pregnant but managed. you put on [ __ ] man yes it's the. real stuff I guess and [ __ ] behind. and [ __ ] man let's be honest dude I'm. saying brah so a chart the other day it. says six out of 11 [ __ ] be keeping. secrets so I mean you know it could. happen. it'll in hindsight if would you is there. any warning signs you would give to. fathers who who who may not realize.
they're about to be a father something. that they can look like looking back is. there any way a guy could tell maybe. that his wife is pregnant maybe anything. you should look out for like she would. get sick sometimes if you see your. girlfriend or your wife sporadically. throwing up randomly think to have it in. the back of your mind cuz I mean she. would never even have food urges man. like I think that think that whole thing. is a myth too like if someone thinks.
that they're pregnant they feel like. they just whatever they want because. they ever be a time there was never a. time where she would be like Kayla still. give this to eat your hailer still get. to see it was just a regular eating. schedule mean she was even on a keto. diet like nowadays where she wouldn't. eat so three or four in the [ __ ]. afternoon dude these films of amazing. broke drugs keto this baby could. probably pledge a frat bro hey. [Music].
dude that's amazing man Monroe brother. yeah was wild man. that's why story well uh well dude is it. cool if we check in every now and then. on this baby do because this thing I I. can't I don't know what he might do next. you know no he would probably be just. not even making noise come on behind.
somebody track yeah I'm like is he a. mime how do you stay still for nine. months. yeah Wow man well look this is an. exciting story because for me it just. made it reminds me that there's. possibility in the world and that. anything can kind of happen in that you. know that uh just that thing you know. just that the that things can occur.
sometimes we get so stagnant thinking. that nothing you know there might not be. any magic left in the world but as. definitely the sounds about is almost. mystical as you could get. it is van keulen with her light in. Demetrio systems and stuff and her. family jeans I mean she didn't think. that she'd be having really any kids. anytime soon and in my history I mean I. got a bad history with like drugs and. [ __ ] like that so I mean I didn't really. think I could produce like that you know.
what I mean and I guess we should I mean. she was on that strong ass birth control. man they shoot in your arm and Jesus bro. that's like [ __ ] they got at the zoo. brought us that strong strand man. exactly damn boy. well Dean do you guys are really I can't. wait to see what y'all do next man hey. man y'all can call whenever you want.
okay we will man will check in with the. maybe we send Nick a picture so we have. a just a image we can put up of Monroe. yeah Mac you know we actually do like. the little family portrait things that. my mom's last year Maggie. the picture of him or like all of us. yeah that'd be cool man is your mother. excited about having a grandchild oh. yeah miss all over the place cool man. well it sounds like you guys almost got.
force-fed kind of like a new beginning. in a weird way exactly yeah well I hope. you make the most of a man again. congratulations on your son I appreciate. it man thanks for calling yeah you bet. bro we'll talk to you soon man and tell. that secret agent I said to keep it. low-key you know all right take care. brother. I mean yes to talk about peace Wow. I can't I mean I've waited for it you. know I've had things show up I didn't.
expect you know we got that all that. plastic wrap come at one time but man. imagine you tickling your girlfriend and. then you got a child that's what I mean. you know imagine just anything y'all go. you know you have a couple of hands you. know a couple ham steaks or whatever and. then BAM you know you got a child or. anything you watching a movie an hour. later you got a [ __ ] child by me it.
never stops they got that magic baby out. there so possibility possibility you. know there is a result there's always. this something around the corner. something you just got to hold the line. and get there mmm and to the gentleman. that called before him the you know.
there's the this could be something. great that's right around the corner but. even if whatever is right around the. corner isn't if even though even if it's. not perfect or it's not the best or what. you've been wishing for praying for it's. gonna be there's gonna be something else. there's gonna be someone else there's. gonna be another. opportunity I think it's only.
opportunity that's right around the bend. usually you know if you're if you're. keeping your head up in your eyes. forward and your heart open I think it's. only opportunity that's around the. corner for you so I think that uh you. know we got somebody's funny you know. right there a guy you know a woman he. thought it's out of his League and. suddenly they're playing you know they. playing t-ball together there you go all.
right I want to make a call right now to. cam and he you guys remember his call. was this I got prom with these sweaty. hands my dad I problems it it doesn't. not too worried about it but comes a. problem date oh you got them sweaty. hands huh you got them leaky mitts baby. tell me more just wondering some advice. that maybe you give a young guy sweaty. hands I forgot this one answer oh you.
got that drip shake huh. hmm I can only imagine me you try to. shake somebody's hand and you and your. daddy probably can't even handshake. because it's just like uh just like two. like two fists trying to uh just like. two fists trying to hug and they can't. and it's like hmm all right I want to. make a call to my boy cam now you know. your boy had that drool Hand Luke really. and I wanted to uh to check in with him. because a lot of great suggestions came.
in for him from different listeners yeah. you guys remember cam he and his father. both had the same situation where they. get extra water on their hands so they. could you know definitely a liability. probably if you you know maybe playing. certain board games or things like that. but also a uniqua tee you know that's a. uniqua tee when you have a special I. mean [ __ ] if God comes looking for an. actual Aquaman then you know they're.
gonna have they're gonna be right there. at the front of the line where my dry. ass is gonna be back there at the back. but let's uh let's put a buzz into him. right now. hello big cam what's up what's up. Playboy Co I'm doing okay man you know. I'm getting through. you know me dude I've always got. something wrong with me Thank You Brad I.
think I needed to hear that today man. and I appreciate you calling in to about. uh about the hyperhidrosis man you got. those drippy mitts David I want to know. more about it tell me to get like a.
shirt drippy mitts on it that I don't. even know if that was the best nickname. either man so I really. yeah well it's interesting dude cuz I. was thinking whenever you were talking. about that I was thinking about it a. couple of days after and I was like cuz. I've always thought you know my hands. look uh look like my mother's hands so I. always thought I had woman's hands so I.
remember some intense yeah so when I was. young I would tell if I held a girl's. hand I would always remember I've. forgotten about this I would say you. know I would say I'm not a woman I would. always tell a girl that if I held her. hand or something for some and I'm sure. they were thinking like what in the hell. is this guy talking about but yeah. definitely was anything but it. unfortunately I said some stuff but uh.
but yeah I think everybody has just like. something that they feels like. uncomfortable about but I guess with. your hands it would be because that's. like the first thing you reach out to. somebody with sometimes well yeah man I. was talking to a dude today got a good. first impression you know we were. talking about some [ __ ] and then he goes. to shake my hand out me up or whatever. and. to wipe my hand off real quick he didn't. [ __ ] care man like a fox I mean some.
people care about it and like when they. do care it's like whatever well it's. funny cuz it makes me think cause. sometimes somebody will shake my hand. and their hand will be if it's cold and. wet then that's when I guess I could get. a little bit alarmed maybe because I'm. like this person like a living are they. gonna live long or what's gonna happen. but if it's just kind of damp usually I. think oh maybe they're just kind of. nerves you know nervous is it is it.
nerves that kick-started or what do you. notice yeah I have pretty bad anxiety. problems I think I do everybody else. says they don't notice it I'm fine but. like [ __ ] I guess it's all in my head. like you were talking about like getting. out of your head just the other day and. like I mean it's just all my [ __ ]. head man so like the more I think about. it the worse it gets so like like if I'm. thinking about oh man like gotta get my. hands dry on this go shoulder or. whatever it's like just like going and.
then once I get working out man it's. like [ __ ] it's gone cuz I'm working out. and like I'm thinking about like the. other task ahead instead of my [ __ ]. hand sweating yeah yeah man I figure. with my house start to think my hair is. losing out and then I start looking at. it all the time then I started losing. you got [ __ ] killer okay so you just.
appreciate it man I thanks dude yeah I. just [ __ ] but yeah it's crazy I we just. get so stuck in our heads man what is. what were some of the things I know some. people suggested Botox and people. suggested that ion ion ion to derma okay. so actually looked into the ion to derma. and I'm actually probably hmm. but I went to the doctor and he gave me. like two solutions he gave me like he. said I could put like this little rub on.
my hands I like make some steak hmm or I. could take this a little cab or this. little pill like that were to go out. it's just like. drive me out a little bit you know like. date and then like I could take that. before I've tried it like it works. pretty well like it's trying like I can. feel it literally like sucking the damn. like moisture Adam yeah it works dude.
that could be more of a problem do you. might be that dry daddy you know I know. so true bruh so what did the I answered. Irma what is it like I looked into it I. think it's like some sort of like. electrical [ __ ] I don't know how there. can be a like electrical [ __ ] in water I. mean you're just killing like something.
inside a man just like makes your hands. it's dark arts whereas sounds like be. like past 10 o'clock seems a little. sketchy man I definitely get no [ __ ]. Botox ya freak man leaking from my face. like you can sweat from other places if. you prevent that like I don't want to.
start sweating from some crazy place on. my body that you normally don't some. yeah that's true me you don't yeah. that'd be crazy if you just started kind. of like just dripping off your lobes all. the time or something yeah.
cam did I love your attitude man thanks. for the good words and uh and yeah man I. just appreciate you like just kind of. even just like me making me think about. what that's like so if I shake. somebody's hand and their hand is a. little damp like in the future at least. I know hey man maybe this maybe they. have this and then I can discuss it with. them you know him and. like you say you don't like your nose. man will like what if you had that. [ __ ] note on your hand like I mean.
yeah what if every time I just yeah yeah. everybody's got that thing man it's true. bro and it's funny because the thing is. I bet if we traded and had somebody. else's I wonder if we would be like. relieved or if we would be like [ __ ] man. I want my old thing back [ __ ] man I wish. we could man I could get your nose for a. [ __ ] day you take my sweaty oh dude I. would moonwalk on my hands it's the. first thing I would [ __ ] do that well.
dude thanks for calling in dude and um. yeah we'll be in touch man we'll reach. out and say hey sometime so yeah maybe. before if you hear that I'm coming man. reach out or something and we'll get you. some tickets oh yeah that would be great.
you can shake the trippy Mets [ __ ] yeah. but let's double down dude. let's double down all right bro have a. good day man I'll talk to you soon take. it easy man or you too cam gang bro. peace man you gotta love that you gotta. love his energy right there let's take a. call that came in right here onwards hey. Theo this is Chris from Wisconsin what's.
up Chris from WI and Green Bay really. had this showing out they showed out. yesterday homework uh I just wanted to. call and let you know that your your. podcast has really helped out quite a. bit man about two years ago my wife went. through a hemorrhage after we had our. our baby girl and oh man sorry to hear. that brother thanks for uh thanks for. sharing that more it's pretty serious. you could you could pass away after that.
so uh anyway oh yeah it's serious man. I mean he'll do two other guys girl with. they're out there doing drugs or. something the babies I mean the baby's. not trying to get out so that's really. you know if you're doing drugs and a. baby is trying to get out of your body. that's almost like a damn episode of CSI. SUV or whatever but um word sent my mind. in a spiral and she had to get taken. away by ambulance and stuff and I uh I.
thought that uh man I'm gonna have to. raise these two kids solo and do without. my mom my partner my love everything Wow. yeah sorry to have joked around man. that's a pretty that's a real deal right. there I can't imagine that you know that. you brought your your lady rolling off. there in that little hope wagon that's. all I ambulance is bruh and and that.
you're not sure what your future is. gonna look like you know all these. things flash into your head homework. something my mind going man and I went. into a pretty a pretty messed up place. for actually about two years and it was. right around when I started listening to. your podcast man and I just wanted to. let you know this Union you know it. might not be the same thing but you know. other people are going through stuff too. and and yourself and all that and yeah. man it's just uh yeah it's just kind of.
listening and it helped and helped a lot. and happy to say like two years after. that my head is great my family is great. my wife is great. you know I hope you're taking care of. yourself man but your podcast has done a. lot to help dude I I appreciate it we. look forward to coming back to Milwaukee. Gang Gang Gang Gang man thanks for that. call yeah I will be I'll be in Milwaukee. soon but yeah man it's just it's so.
crazy how it will change it all changes. that's it's going to happen so if. somebody's broken your heart or if. somebody's done this or if somebody's. done that you know or if you fell in. love or you fell out of love or you fell. into a job or you've decided not to take. a job like me. you know if you or don't know if you're. making the right choice are not making. the right choice whatever you're feeling. right now is gonna change if it's bad. it's that it's gonna change and even if.
it's good it's gonna change you know I. get sometimes hooked on I think you know. I have such a short-term memory. emotionally so that's why I make a lot. of the same mistakes sometimes because I. my emotions they just don't remember. what what just occurred you know and so. I'll just just I got short-term memory. you know and that's why I'm like oh well. how did I find myself here again it's. because I just I don't know it just you.
know it forgets your feelings forget but. then maybe that's one of the beautiful. things about them too man if your. feelings remembered all the hurt all the. time. oh you know I mean sometimes they. remember enough of it if that's all they. remembered that would just be we really. wouldn't be a very unique creature man.
we really wouldn't be a special creature. um yeah we relate we relate we relate. and we forget how much we can relate to. one another don't we we forget that yeah. man when I saw just everybody's man. everybody's got something everybody's. going through something and that's the.
that's what that's where we're the same. you know that's where we're the same and. and through each other we can find you. know a little bit of opportunity to to. feel better I think a lot of times if. we're not feeling good but we get. through it we keep going onward we keep. going onward that's it you know you get. up and you dust your feet off for your. legs off or something if you if you got.
dust on your legs and. or whatever wherever you got dust and. you just we you know we live to fight. another day we live to fight another day. whether we're fighting with our heart or. with our head or with our hands you know. we live to learn another day you know.
when we brush ourselves off and we put. ourselves back out there in the store. window because somebody might see us we. might see somebody you know we might be. able to be an inspiration for someone or. somebody might be able to be an. inspiration for us we just we stay in. there we stay in the we stay in the mosh. pit we stay in the mosh pit man and we. keep going on or brother that's what it. is so anyway what else is going on with.
me I don't know I just appreciate all. the calls and a lot of really just. people calling them with what's going on. and a lot of people being really real. about what's happening in our lives and. it makes me feel connected to people man. it really does it makes me feel a little. more human than when I when I sat down. in this chair today. I mean it's anything is possible. anything is possible. you could start turning into Aquaman you.
could have a kid pop out of a chick you. know and just say it's yours you know. what I'm saying it's great anything is. possible there's a lot of unique things. there's a lot of opportunity you've got. to get up and you got to do it I'm gonna. do it man I'm gonna keep going bro. anyway sorry if this got a little down. in Dow or I you know I don't know but. whatever bro I'm also not sorry dude I.
don't even know who I am sometimes but. I'm [ __ ] keep trying to figure it out. boy let's take a song right here man. let's get us out of here. and and we got it we got it. you guys be good to your salesmen you. deserve it brother and sisters gagging. gagging here's bishop gun anything you.
want. [Applause]. [Music]. anything you want man.
I got to get some more types of music. huh. [Music]. [Applause]. the approach to a reality.
[Music]. [Music]. thank you guys for your support man it. means a lot.
[Music]. still my best man we're doing our best. you know. [Music]. [Music].
Lester. me don't make the skin. [Music]. me. [Music]. you guys take care of yourselves man.
gang.
