Ray | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #643
Today's guest is a streamer. He's a. content creator. He's originally from Taiwan. Taiwan. He's got that spicy shrimp paste. You know what I'm talking about. He's. that bottom ramen. You feel me? And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi. He's the lady boy. I mean, he's a ladies. man. I'm grateful to finally sit down with. the man that just won reality streamer. of the year. Welcome.
Ray. Is there anything specific you want to. talk about and go over at some that's. for like your brand or anything that's. popping for you? I'm looking to buy anything. I don't. really care. You want to buy an island? Buy island? What you say? An island?
Sorry. >> I'll be down. I won't lie. I'm making some new [ __ ]. >> can't [clears throat] buy an island. What do you mean? Not right now. It's. not a good time. >> Nah, I I I'll love to do one like that. I'm making a new streaming streaming. diddy party. You making a a new. streaming diddy party? >> Yeah. Yeah. Sure, but who's is it going. to be kind of like. will it be kind of Asian only cuz Diddy. it seemed like. >> No. No. No. Everybody can join. You feel. me? I'm not racist. So you Every race. can join. Black, whites, you feel me? Indians, Europeans, everybody can join.
Is it diddy party? Ooh, I don't know if. it's the best time because they just put. out all those files from the. um Oh, from Epstein? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So do you want to go that far and do. like an island or you was going. >> Nah. Nah. Nah. I don't want to do those. things later, but I want to make some. new [ __ ]. >> Your own [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh. >> Have you been on an island before? I never been. They had a comedian that. had been though. They invite you? No, I didn't even get. an invite. I don't know. I I some mail I. haven't opened. Okay. >> But I don't think I got anything like. that. Yeah. I don't I I I would have.
like Wait, wait, wait, Theo. Yeah. Quick. question. That's your intro? That's the intro. That's the intro? Like. like where did you buy it at then? Yeah. Oh my god, man. >> That's what America's wondering because. you're the future, man. The future now. is like we're getting all of our. semiconductors from your I know that. you're a Ti- Taiwanese Taiwanese. >> yeah. I'm from Taiwan. Thank you for. coming. And that we're getting all our. semiconductors from you guys, right? All the little car from from PC. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you So, y'all are the future,
bro. That's what I'm saying, man. I got. you feel me? Y'all have all of our. ideas, all the information is going. through Taiwan now. >> Yeah, bro. >> happening physically, I think, through. you. That's what I'm saying like Yeah, so you know what? I I might be the spy, you know? You know you know who's who's Phantom. is? Phantom? Phantom? Phantom like Phantom of the Opera? Bring. it up. What's that? Phantom of the Opera. This was the guy. What's that? guy doing white face. This.
was like a early kind of This dude was. like taking advantage of women and doing. white face or whatever. Oh, like he the. original Diddy. Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah, yeah. >> Oh, okay, okay. I like that. I like. that. He was an early Diddy. But dude, if you if you did a Diddy thing. Dude bro, if you did a Did- I don't know. if people are ready for it right now. Do. you think. Mhm. I guess if everybody's invited at. least it's more that more welcoming to. everyone. Now, listen. This is my dude, bro. So, boom.
You know, Diddy [clears throat] got a. big ass bed, right? Big bed? Big bed, yeah. Big big bed, yeah. Baby oil. Yes. Under tunnel. He had a tunnel, too? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I mean I I I. mean probably not that part, but I but I. I'mma make a big bed. Everyone got laid, drink for me, Hennessy. You know that? Hennessy. Yeah. >> Come on and play. Yeah, oh, definitely. Yeah, so we're going to do that. For me, [ __ ] going to happen. You going to have. good muse? Are you going to have like. >> going to have a good time. It's It's our. party for real life. We're going to. drink, get laid, party, dance, music,
DJ, hot hot girls. >> DJ or violin like violin like more like. classical music you think? Violin? Nah, nah, nah. That's some old [ __ ]. Wait, how how old how old are you by by. age? >> I'm 40. I'm 50. I'm old. I'm going to. die soon. 50? Yeah. Now, don't say don't. say that you're going to die soon like. I'm 45. Oh my god. >> me. Look at me from this side. You don't look that. old though. I'm kidding, but you look. like 30. Like you look like 35. I feel. young, dude. >> 45?
>> Yeah. I'm going to die. Half of the body in the grave. >> I know. I [laughter] promise I'm not. lying. >> Damn, bro. It's a waste up only, you. know. >> my age, you know that? >> Am I really? Yeah, I'm 20 years old. I. just turned 20. Congratulations, man. Thank you, bro. Congrats to you, bro, for all the success, podcast, you feel. me, and life. I appreciate it, man. Yeah, man. Um, and welcome. Yeah, you. this we got Ray Ray Asian guy. Ray Asian guy, nah, nah. I'm going to. just call me Ray. Just Ray? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like Ray Asian guy. anymore? Nah, my now like call me Ray.
Asian boy. Ray Asian boy? >> Yeah, but but I don't really like that, so I'm just call me Ray. Would you ever change it to like Ray. Asian. man? Like would that be the thing you. think? No, it don't sound right. It. don't It don't you feel me? It don't. sound right. Yeah. Yeah. How about you? Um, your name is Theo Von, right? >> Yeah, but I would. >> Would you ever change to Uncle Theo Von. or some [ __ ] Or like. Uncle Theo Von the country guy? Oh, maybe so. Yeah. >> Maybe I don't know. I think it is If I. got a farm or something.
I could do something like that. Uncle. Theo's country hotel or something. Open. up a business. >> That would be fire. Yeah. Quick. question. Like are you from Nashville? I'm from Louisiana. Also, you racist? Am I racist? Uh-huh. I wouldn't say that. I mean. >> I Yeah, I've had I like. I wouldn't say I would say I don't mind. a little racism. Me, too. Yeah. When I say the N-word. beautiful, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother. Quick question. Now, you been.
You been saying the N-word? No, no, no, no. I mean, I've thought it. pretty loud a couple times, but I don't. say it. No. We don't got to lie. We don't got to lie. lie right now, like You definitely said. it before, right? I have I don't think I've said I don't I. don't remember. I'll tell you this, if I. I've never Maybe if I was like at the. dentist office when they give you that. stuff, you know? What stuff? You know, at the dentist office when. they give you the um for your molars or. whatever. Novocaine. Novocaine. Yeah. Okay. And.
then you know, sometimes you say stuff. or whatever. Mhm. But no, I don't say it, man. There was a. time. >> But you want to say it like but like you. just control it. I don't think it's. worth saying. Yeah, but I'mma keep it. about you. I said it one time. You said. it one time? Yeah, I said it one time. I'm streaming. On stream? >> Like I was singing a song. I got ho. You know you know you know You know that. song? Yeah. Yeah. I I seen that song and and it was. on stream. I I just said the hard.
I'm not even saying the N-word. I said. the hard by accident. I think if you're. bro, if you're singing, what time was. it? Was it past 8:00 p.m.? Yeah. It was. past 8:00 p.m. It wasn't But it was It. It was in Japan, though. It wasn't here. It was in Japan, so I. think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something. where you can sing it. I can say no, it. should be one day everybody can say it. >> [laughter]. >> I'mma be spamming What's up? You feel. me? I'mma be spamming that [ __ ] like. that. Bro, we should definitely you and.
me should do a collab where we like No, we can't do like a. >> [laughter]. >> We can't do a N-word collab, bro. Ray, you're setting me up, bro. >> No, I'm not, bro. >> You are a spy, bro. I am a spy, but I We. We don't got to say out loud, like But. we already said it. Oh my god. I mean, damn, bro. Let's start over. Yeah, let's. start over. Let us restart our podcast. Yeah, yeah. >> We'll keep it in, but we'll restart. >> Wait, uh let's do it quick intro quick. >> Okay. Okay. Here today, uh with the young guy, uh.
Baby Ray, some people call him Just Ray. Uh they some people used to call him Ray. Asian Boy, Ray Asian Bebe. They don't. That's just Ray now, though, bro. That's. Ray. Vong Vong. He's out of Taiwan. He's. probably the number one. uh he's the number one Taiwanese. streamer. He just won streamer of the. year. No, I didn't win streamer of the. year. No, Speed one? Yeah, Speed one. I win I I win. reality reality show or some [ __ ]. They won like. >> Reality. I'm okay, but I forgot what what I win,
bro. I don't matter, man. Like life is. about living life and being happy, bro. Like there's no like [ __ ] that [ __ ]. bro. We here. We are love. >> Yeah. Yep. Nah, nah, nah, [ __ ] them. Yeah, yeah, never mind. Yeah, never. mind. Yep. Right here I'm with uh my uncle. Three [ __ ] I forgot I forgot his name. now. It's good. I'm not from here. I'm. I'm immigrant. I know. T H E O. How do I pronounce like. >> [clears throat]. >> Theo Ortho Tho Oh How would you.
pronounce it in Taiwanese, you think? T. H E O. Tong Tong Dong Dong. >> Dong Dong Dong Dong Vong Dong Vong Dong. Vong Haha, bro. Dong Vong Dong Vong, I'm. here with uncle Dong Vong. You feel me? Yeah, tight [ __ ]. >> I'm I'm having a good time, man. BLM, homie. Let's get it, bro. Yeah, back. here you know my shout out shout out to. the blacks, Dominican, Puerto Ricans, Africans, uh Who else? >> Uh Brother Martin, Rosa Park, um Yeah.
Rosa Parks, who else? I'm trying to. think. Oh, uh. Uh who who's the guy was. Jackie Robinson. I know a basketball player. Yeah. Okay. He was like the original Kai Cenat. probably. Why do you say that? Bro, Nate had a jump so Kai could. Kai could run. Kai could run, yeah. Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro. >> He don't even make sense, though. Like. like But bro, I'm talking about. >> Wait, Nate played basketball. Kai. stream. Like he don't even. I'm just talking about science and. history right now. You talking about the.
height. Look at this guy, bro. Look at that. >> Now he is nice, though. They call him. baby Snicker cuz he was chocolate and. nuts, bro. He got more bunnies than Easter. He is. risen. >> Bro, I be hoping I got a black jeans, man. I got a Asian jeans, man. I got a. small dick. I cannot jump. I cannot. hoop. Like damn, I just hope I can get a. black jeans. I can have that BBC I big. black dick, bro. It would weigh you down. right now, though. I don't think your. body can handle it if you had it on you.
Your body. >> I if I could handle it if I got a big. dick, bro. No, you'd probably have to. wear suspenders or something with it. What's that? Spe- specific. >> It's like if you can't hold. It's called su-. spenders. Suspenders? Yes. Okay. It's. like a special thing. If your body can't. hold something up, you got to have. suspenders. There you go. Like like holding a dick, Kai Cenat. You. would have to, probably. Bro, your. body's not going to be able to support a. big weight like that. >> Yeah, I feel that. I feel that. I feel. that. You know what I'm saying? I can. handle it. I can handle it. You feel me?
Uh-uh, I don't feel you at all. I don't. think you could. If you came in with a. big dick, your back would be hurting and. all that. But I'm not talking about like. that big, like two down there. I'm. talking about like a good 10, a good 15. 15 is insane, brother. How? That's a I'm. not a good size. >> What, are you a carpenter? You're going. to be using it to just do measurements. and build stuff, bro? 15's a hat 15 is a. lot. No, 15 is mm-mm. Then if you're having sex, some of your. weiner's going to be outside of the. vagina and it's going to get cold. I. mean I mean I mean cuz cuz.
my [ __ ] small. Don't. >> Cuz for me, I want a big dick for now. But you might have a big dick in your. country, do you? I don't think they have a big dick in my. country. Everybody Asian. You know what. they say about Asian? Asian got Asian. got small dick. Like. They got that semiconductor, huh? Yeah, bro. Does white have big dick? Sometimes. Every now and then you get a guy who. just. did something different. >> Mhm. I [ __ ] with it. I [ __ ] with it. Based on recent data, the average erect.
penis size. >> Based on in Taiwan is 4.9 inches. >> based on penis size, average 4.9. Yeah. Wait, that's not bad, right? No, bro. >> at all. I think y'all got tricked online. of thinking y'all got little wieners. over there. Actually, it's big. >> Y'all got that shrimp. Y'all got that. scampi, baby. That. >> No, no. Shrimp means like small dick. I. know, but I'm saying I think people. tricked you guys to think that. >> Oh, yeah. Is it kind of like Asian got. small dick, but whole time they got big. dick and they know No. No, they got.
still pretty small dick, but just not. Yeah. Just just not enough. But it's. okay though. Like you can use it. >> Regular dick. Yeah, usable. >> dick. That's what I'm saying. That's. That's all it matter. Yeah. Yeah. >> Look, I agree with you, brother. Not. that small. >> Okay, let's start the interview then. So, what I'm. >> So, we haven't started yet. I don't. know. We have started. >> just talking some [ __ ]. >> Yeah, we're just talking some [ __ ]. but we have started, but we haven't. started. >> start it for real. Okay, let's start for. real. All right, I'm here with my nephew right. here right now. The first of all, the. first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on.
this podcast. So, let's say thank you. for coming, bro. >> Appreciate you, bro. >> do you feel like streaming is. the future of podcasting, bro? Do you. feel like it's kind of like a next. element? Because like when I was uh your. age, they didn't have podcasting. I. mean, they kind of had like radio, but. then they then podcasting started. Do. you think streaming is like the next. evolution of that or have you even. thought about that? >> 100% but streaming is way different than. podcasting. Like if you have like. you can do it wherever you want. You can. go outside, travel around the world,
walking outside with like interacting. with people, like It's just But podcast, I feel like podcast is like sitting. down, have a talk, have chatting. Like I. feel like it's different thing, but I've. heard definitely streaming is like a big. thing, like like. Oh, [ __ ] I. I don't know how to say it, but like you. know what I mean, right? Yeah, streaming? I feel like streaming is like. the next big thing. Oh, for sure. It's. It's the new thing. Yeah. Yeah, streaming is the big Yeah, like I mean, how long has streaming been going. actually? And who was the first.
streamer? Do you know? I. I don't know. Bro, >> Probably some OG. PewDiePie, I don't. know. Who was the first streamer? Cuz. Fousey died, didn't he? Fousey? He. didn't die. He's still alive. Oh, man. People have said he's dead. He died a. couple times. I know he died once by the. mall. He died over there. >> Wait, do you know JJ Styles? No, never heard of him. JJ Styles is. considered. >> is that? I thought he was a wrestler. JJ. Styles is considered one of the. earliest, if not the first gaming. streamers. In 1993, at age 12, he hosted.
a public access TV show called Video. Games and More in Arizona. That's crazy. >> I don't know about that. What do you. mean? I think it's fake. I don't know if it's fake, but I've. never heard about that guy. >> Yeah, me too. Like if I don't know, I'll. definitely know, but I I've never heard. of him, JJ Styles. >> Meet the original Twitch streamer from. 1993. Yeah, I can see that we have a. caller of rare intelligence. Mhm. Before. Twitch, before Justin.tv in 2007, way. back in the '90s, public access shows. were all the rage. And 12-year-old.
Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously. titled Video Games and More. Hello. It's. me, Zot the Avenger, once again, with. another episode of Video Games and More. Oh, wait. So, that that kid, JJ Styles? That kid, JJ Styles, yeah. Yeah, legend. First people do it. Clap it up, bro. You're a legend, bro. I. don't know if he did it. I will clap for. him. Respect to him. I don't know. I bet he's on peptides or. whatever now, but hopefully he's doing.
good. Yeah, I hope too. But like who do. you guys consider the first streamer? First streamer in like that, whoever. streamed first on the platform. So who. was the first Twitch streamer then? Like. I'm just wondering if there was like a. You know, was there were like a George. Washington of it or something? George. what? Or who was like the um Christopher. Columbus of streaming, you know? Or. Bruce Lee. Yeah. I'll I'll say. I'll say Jack Doherty. Okay. Yeah, he. probably the first streamer whoever did.
it. Yeah, Jack Doherty. Jack Doherty. from um. Is that that kid that's always getting. in fights and hiding it like putting his. girls in cars and stuff? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid. He probably the first streamer. For me, he a legend. Yeah, he a legend. I'll say he a legend. >> Yeah, he's always getting rid of his. [ __ ] dude. Every other episode he's. like, "I'm putting That [ __ ] is gone.". And guess what's behind this curtain? And it's another [ __ ] back there. >> god, uncle, you tap in. I'm in. With the. with the in in the net. >> There he is right there, mug shots, dude. Dude, he always will he'll like. tickle somebody and then hide behind a.
big black guy. >> Yeah, yeah, What do you mean by that? Big black guy? A A one of his security guards. >> Oh, okay, okay. Dude, he'll always like. walk off from the security guard and. then get snuck by somebody and then hide. again. He has a crazy life though. Nah, he he does. So he's considered the first. streamer then? Yeah, he the first. streamer. Okay, bet. Yeah. I didn't. know. I didn't know what's going on. Wait, so you've been streaming or not? I. mean I watch it, dude. I I you know, I. kind of see what's going on. Um. you know, I got to link up with Speed. one time when he was in town. So you.
know, there's stuff like you kind of see. what's going on and I'm curious about it. because it's the future. It's like you. know, to not know what the future is. would be kind of bizarre and not be. curious about it, you know? And you kind. of. >> Quick question. Yeah. Would you hop on a. stream after this podcast with me? Yeah, I I do something Yeah, what do you. should what should we do? Maybe go for a. walk or something? Uh you you can show. me around Nashville. Show me what you've. been doing like offline. Go we can go. golfing, fishing, whatever you do like. Yeah, I'll be down. >> If we could fish, that'd be dope. Mhm,
we can go buy the worms. We can buy the. the. Yeah, but uh fishing rod, fishing reel. >> fishing rod Well, I think I got some. [ __ ] in I got some [ __ ] in in my truck. actually. Are you a country guy? Cuz I I. think I think you're a country guy like. I can like by your face, by your dress, like your whole body and by the house. I. feel like you're a country guy. Let me think if I am. And you got accent. too. You got country guy accent. >> Yeah, I got a country accent. >> very American. American. Yeah, we grew up just like in.
our area was just like kind of black and. white. It wasn't like real redneck. So. it wasn't like. you know, shooting guns and like you. know, um. doing N words or whatever. >> redneck Yeah, it was more it wasn't like. uh Wait, did you say racist? Did I say. If you say what? Redneck? >> redneck Some people consider it racist. I don't know if I do. Okay. But some people would. Okay. Okay. Yes, to some people that's like the N word to. some white people, you know? Oh. Oh. I'm. sorry, but if I if I offense offense to.
you like. No, man. I'm okay. I don't identify as. that. I just identify kind of like as. rural. Just like. Yeah, I feel you. Just kind of rural. Uncle, I would I would I would let you. call me a ching chong. I'll give it a pass. Really? >> Yeah. Just call me one time. It's okay. I know you want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't think. >> like like I'm cool like you feel me? I'mma give you the pass. You can say. ching chong. I would not say. I would. probably I would think of something. better than that. I I let me see. Like.
uh. I would think like chop chop. Look at this little. chop chop. >> chip chop. chip chop Abraham Lincoln. No. You like I like that. I got I like that. >> Chip-chop. >> Chip-chop. Okay, chip-chop. Cuz it's. more It's more It's more like like. >> like ching-chong that much. Why? I would maybe call you like. slot machine boy or something like that.
Something that Asian people like to do. Look at this little. kind of Slot machine? Look at this. little slot machine, yeah. What you mean. by that? Like we slot like No, I just. thinking out loud. This is a horrible. conversation to be in. Dude, you know. what you know what I realized with you? Like What? Like you like to like really examine. racism and like stand Like usually. racism it's just like somebody will. like, you know, you run through it you. Like racism is just like you take a step. in and you're out. >> Yeah. But you like to go stand in the. racism. Cuz you know what? I love.
everybody. I love Yeah. >> every culture. I respect every culture. That's You know me? I feel like it's a I. do feel that energy from you. Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is. you bring a lot of people together, man. Mhm. All types of people like you, you. know? I can feel that. >> so. I I'm trying my best. I feel that. energy. >> Yeah. Yeah. What When it comes to Asian. folks, how do you rank them? Bring up a couple Asians. Bring up a. Bring up a batch of Asian Bring us up a. batch. So so you mean like every races how how. Oh my god, you you know you know you.
know him? I don't know him. That's Jay. Chou. You know You know You know fun. fact? Me and him was in the same school. What do my mother? In school? And then. we we So he's Taiwanese? >> Yeah, he Taiwanese too. We in the same. exact school. We graduated the same high. school. We got the same teacher. What. kind of guy was he? I never met him before. I I want to meet. him cuz he a legend. Oh, you Not at the. same time, different time. Um he a singer. Oh, he is, Jay Chou. >> Yeah. And people right now people people. in Taiwan compare me to him. Cuz we we.
from the same school, we from the same. place, and then he a legend, too. Shout. out to you. Um What's up, Jay Chou? Nice. to see you, brother. >> Yeah. Um, so where do you like Taiwanese. and Jap- I'm trying to think of what. else they have. They have Japanese, um, Japan- all Japanese, Vietnamese, um, >> Like what is this one? That I feel like it's Japanese. Okay, and are that I How do you guys How do. you write. >> Yakuza or some [ __ ] Yakuza? Like. gangster in Japan- Japanese? Yeah, that's badass. Yeah, that's badass. He. look like he going to whoop your ass.
Oh, I bet he could [ __ ] whoop as. well, dude. Nah, I don't think he can. whoop. He look like he can do some. chop some sushi or some [ __ ] He'll. [ __ ] carve a hoop in your neck, homie. That dude looks like he'll. Oh, he'll shoot a three-pointer right. through your [ __ ] spine with that. knife, big dog. I don't think he whoop, though. What about this guy? Who is. that? That that's the president of. of China. And where does China rank? Like that's. what I'm saying. >> China rank? I'm okay, but I don't want to lie, bro. I rank China down there, bro. Down at. the bottom? It's. not like cool, but I like.
like their personality, like how do I. say like they're just not really a good. person. That's what I feel like. Okay. Yeah. And what about I feel like it's. Filipino or some [ __ ] Ooh, Filipinos. are the best. >> Cambodian? I [ __ ] Philippines. Filipinos are the. best, bro. >> top five. Top top seven top seven. >> about Korean? Ooh, look at this little [ __ ]. biscuit. Look at this dog treat right here, huh? >> [laughter].
>> What do you mean by that? >> No, I'm just saying you got this [ __ ]. flying out of me, yeah. >> No, I'm just saying You just calling me. fat? Look at this little [ __ ] No, no, no. I mean he is fat, though, but I He. look at this little jaundice juice box. right here, boy. He look [laughter] like. a [ __ ] juice box, bro. Nah, why his face is like nah, his face. look like a a pork. buns. Oh, yeah, he does. He got pork bun. face. He got pork bun face. Yes. What. what? He got pork bun face. Pork bun face?
Yeah. Oh oh, A BTS? Uh wait, and these guys. >> are what? Koreans. Okay, how do Koreans. rank? I'll rank them at top five. I could top. five. Cuz they're competitive. A lot of business people. Mhm, over there? Strict. responsibilities. Yeah, Korean people. very responsibilities. Mhm, I didn't. know about that. Yeah, like they want. the kids to do well. >> Mhm, that's why they stay around you, uncle, cuz you going to teach me some. old stuff, some smart stuff. I don't. know. I do stream. I don't care like I. do stream. I don't care about all that,
but like if I stay around you, I'll be. knowing all the like smart. Yeah, the history, the facts. >> Yes. Yes. Bro, we'll turn you into a. little redneck as well, boy, a little. country boy. >> I will be down. Cuz your already named. Ray. Ray is the most popular name one. like one of the most country names in. the world. It is? Yeah, Ray. Come here, Ray. You just put some letters together. Nah. Come here, Ray. >> last name is Ray, r u e i. And Oh. >> change it to Ray cuz it makes sense, you.
feel me? Yeah. Yeah. Are Indians Wait, yeah. >> Yeah, and how do is Indians? Uh I don't. think I don't think they Uh like like we. Asians like we [ __ ] with them, but like. I wouldn't say they Asians. Yeah. >> Like they're more like their own. continent. Oh, who is this? Oh, that's. Laotian. What the [ __ ] is that? I don't know either, bro. Laotian. Those people don't even have a. >> about Have you ever been to Japan? Yeah. How are you How are you How are you. liking it? I liked it, man. They got.
everything It's clean, nice. A lot of. Japanese people friendly. Yes. Yeah, they're so friendly. One thing about. Chinese, too, like. they're friendly. They are? Yeah, they. are. You should You should go. Are they. accepting of uh if American people go. there? Yes. Yes, they They They love. black people and white people. Like they. love fortune. Like if a [ __ ] you see you white, you. got a white dick, they going to be like. oh, well, oh. You feel me? Oh, they want huh? Yeah, they want a white stroke. They want that.
chop chop. No, no, no. I'm a chop chop. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. You you like a hee haw. Oh, they want that hee haw. Yeah, like. some cowboy [ __ ] Hee haw. Yeah, huh. Put some straw around my penis, huh? Yes. >> Put a little lasso on it. Who is this. guy? What is that? You know him? >> That's That's Jason the Wing. It is? Yeah, Jason the Wing. Yeah, he is. Vietnamese, bro. He's Vietnamese and is. How do you guys view Vietnamese people? They cool. We got We got We got Um not. We got no problem about it. They cool. Okay. So, who's your biggest nemesis? Like who's kind of the art Like like.
Batman versus Joker? Like if y'all are. Batman and who's the Joker Like who's. the. Um I would I would say I would say. Taiwan and China. Okay. They got history. behind it and they kind of like beefing. Yeah. But me personally, I I don't. really care. So, you don't carry that energy around. with you, really? Yeah, I don't really. care, bro. >> know it. Yeah, I know. I like I know it. It's in the cabinet. That. Oh my god, that's that's that's. That's my That's my other uncle. You. know him? Oh, yeah. That's Uncle Roger. Yes, that's my other uncle, bro. Shout.
shout out to you, Uncle Roger. Bro, he a legend. >> Hiya. Oh, yeah. Bro, what's his song? What's. that song? See if you can find that. song. >> Well, have you ever met him before? Yeah, bro. Uncle Roger came here. He was. hilarious, bro. He's great guy. >> I [ __ ] with him. This is his song right. here, bro. This is his anthem, bro. This. is a summer anthem. Play it up. Wait, can you can you read the title for. me? Cuz I can't really see. I can't see either, I can't see.
I don't think that's Uncle Roger. I. think that's some. This is his No, this is his favorite. song. I don't think that's Uncle Roger, though. Bro, I'm telling you, bro. >> see no Asian there. That's Sexy Red. right there. Okay. Hey. >> That's [ __ ] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, bro. Everybody in this [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Is she Asian, Hey, okay? But I don't think that Uncle Roger that. that's But no, this isn't. >> That's a bunch of black folks. Like like.
like that that's. >> see, that's all you see, twin. I'm just. saying that. they. Unworld can be gay, too. This is the truth, bro. Hold on now. This is actually a good song. I'm. telling you, bro, this song Uncle Roger. put me on this [ __ ] Nah, that's tough. Um.
>> [music]. >> Oh. >> That's enough right there, bro. We ain't. giving it all to him. Wait, have you. ever um Like like like how long you been. doing the podcast for? 7 years. Cuz cuz. I'm trying to get to know you. I feel. like Okay. >> if I have a podcast, I want to get to. know you, too. Like for for respect to. the. my my my my How do I say? Older? Yeah. Elder elder. >> Elder. Yeah, yeah, you could say elder. So, you've been doing podcast for 7. years. So, what But I've been doing. comedy for almost 20 years.
Oh, yeah? Wait, my bad. My phone. My [ __ ] ringing. Oh, bro, y'all make them. You could do. whatever you want with them. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're. right. >> [ __ ] call you the [ __ ] You. probably got unlimited phones, bro. >> Nah, only got Taiwan money. I bet you. got 200 [ __ ] phones. Nah, nah, I'm. from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone. That's a problem. Um quick question for. you. Growing up, did Were there actual. factories and stuff where people are. making a lot of electronic stuff, or is. that just a myth that we hear in. America? Mm. Nah, they do. There's a part called.
Taichung. They make all the like 3Cs, the the computer, the chips. They all. They all made that in that area. So, is. it very common that a lot of people go. work in those types of places? >> Yeah, you you you you know Yes, like. that, but you know, people work there. they got paid high like they paid. so many money, but they'll they'll go. ball like after like 10 years. Oh, the. stress. They'll go ball. Yes, cuz very. stressful. Ah. Did you ever know. somebody that worked there? So, it's. like a common thing? No, I don't know.
nobody work there. Got it. Yeah, but I know this place all. like like they they teach us back in the. day in school. They they just tell us. that part know for making those chips. computer and stuff. Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Do they have. um. lesbians in Taiwan? Yeah. Okay. [clears throat]. >> Taiwan is the first country who accept. gay. to marriage. Is it really? Yeah, in in. in in the Asian. The first country. >> First Asian country. Oh, wow. So, Taiwan.
is a very progressive country. >> saying. I support all the LGBTQ. the gays, the lesbians. I shout out to. y'all, man. I mean, I've been doing gay. [ __ ] sometimes cuz. I support them. That's why I do gay. [ __ ]. Yeah, I think look, if you I think you. can do not I think you can not do gay. [ __ ] and still support them, but also if. you going to do gay. Look, bro. Play the song again from Uncle Roger. Do. you know what I'm saying, bro? That's. what you got to do, bro. Pick this. Hey, you got your picks in, Whitey?
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like like like with your cousin or. without your cousin like No, like with. the e- yeah, like do people have Does. your Do your parents have a lot of. siblings? Like did you have a lot of. siblings? Me, I don't have siblings. I'm. only child. Yes. So, I be grow up get. bored sometimes. Jesus only child? Look it up. Was Jesus an only child? Wait, are you only child? No. You got. siblings? I got three siblings, yeah. How do it feel growing up? Cuz I don't I. don't got to experience that. Whether Jesus was an only child is a.
subject of debate. So, who knows, bro? But I think he was so he was the most. popular one. I bet his brother was like, "Dang, I ain't even going out of the. house." Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother, what are you. going to do? You can do whatever. But I. know, but still you don't want to be. like just milling around on his [ __ ] all. day. What do you mean? You don't want to be. saved. >> don't be named by Jesus' brother? You would want to do your own thing, you. know? If Jesus is doing his thing, you. would probably want to do. your something unique to you. Maybe do.
music or something. I don't know. I don't If I If Jesus was. my brother, I would I would do whatever. I like. Right, but would you try to do the same. thing? Like, "Oh, I'm going to be a. savior." All Like, you know what I'm. saying? Would you try to go down the. same road as your brother? >> a chance, I would I would I would save. people. All right. All right. That's. true. If I can save people, I would save. people. Yeah, you're right. >> Yeah. So, I got a question for you. Like, growing up as a American, Yeah. what's that America culture or like. something that only America would do? Americans would do. I think a lot of.
times like. probably. something only Americans would do. But maybe some of the games we played as. children. Mhm. Stuff like that. Like, what type of game? Um. they would play. probably. They used to have a game called like you. would throw a ball up in the air. Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or. whatever. And then everybody would like hit him or.
whatever. Like like corners? Like if you if you're. in the elevator, if you see corners, you. got to go to corners. If it's if the. person not the corner, you got to got to. jump. >> Oh yeah, kind of like that. Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I [ __ ] with that. I [ __ ] with that. I [ __ ] with that. >> similar to that, bro. >> Okay. So that was something that was. very American. What was something that. was very American? Oh, sometimes if you. have if you're at school, you bring a. uh apple to the teacher. Why? Just a gift. >> Yeah. I think we do that in Asian, too. >> Really? Yeah. We got a red envelopes.
Red envelopes? >> Yeah, like you put some money, give it. to your teacher or like your friends, family, or some gift. What's a holiday that they. only have in Taiwan that they don't have. here? >> Ooh. Oh yeah, the national holiday. It's. on It's on. I I I think it's on October 8th or. October 10th. I forgot. Some [ __ ] like. that. I think that's Oh, in Chinese New. Year. Oh, it was Chinese New Year right. now. >> Oh, just happened. Year of the horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's I feel like. that's the only thing that Asian. celebrate about Chinese New Year. Yeah,
that's something we hear a lot about. here. Cuz I go to the massage place and. they gave me like a little gift over. there. I like it. >> like like like some I like the massage. over there. >> what's it called? Um. >> Like like like. >> massage. >> like No, like like like um happy ending? No, no, no. I say no. >> Oh. Yeah, I tell them when I when I walk. in. I don't want that [ __ ] I jerk. myself off. I don't need you to do my. [ __ ] I do my own work. >> I did it one time in Taiwan. You did? >> It's kind of cool. How old were you when you went? 18. Do.
you have to be 18 to go? I don't need to. care. You just give give money. But you. can't massage a kid. That shit's. illegal. That shit's [ __ ] crazy, bro. >> Taiwan 18 is legal. 18 is the legal age. to drink? >> Yeah, can drink 18 for me, get massage, happy ending, all that, for me. I look. at thing the rule in America like like. you can drink only 21 is look at like. dumb. Yeah. Like I feel like I I as a. age of 20, I feel like. 20, you can drink, bro. Like, come on. You're a grown ass man. You got pubes.
You feel me? You got You got armpit. You're a grown ass man. You can drink. The [clears throat] age of 20 20, bro. And who gives a [ __ ] 18 and 19, probably not. But, like, 20 I'll say year. I would I vote for that. I think people. Like, where I'm from, people drink. really young. I can tell. Yeah. So, you. country? Our country people drink beer for fun. Yeah. So, that's why they call. Uh no offense. Like, redneck. Oh, well, people that also they work outside a lot.
and so the sun gets. >> All the sun. Yes. But, if their cheek is. red and stuff, that's mostly from. alcohol, drugs. >> You be You be drinking beers? Nah. I don't drink anymore. >> You do You do the coke? I had to quit. You used to? Yeah. Why you quit? Trying to be healthy? Yeah, bro. Yeah. I [ __ ] I never. thought it was trying to be healthy, but. yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. It. was like. Like, I just got a different diet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know healthy. >> Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's kind of yeah. I mean, that's Let me know what your.
routine like. Like, you wake up Like, do. like beer [ __ ] or like you wake up you. you you start making breakfast, cooking. eggs? >> No, I don't eat breakfast, bro. What? [ __ ] bro. Breakfast is for [ __ ]. pigeons, bro. I ain't even doing that. [ __ ]. >> So, what you eat when when you hungry? Like, when you wake up? >> eats dinner, bro. Only dinner? Once a day Like Like, what? Bro, breakfast is You wake up and eat, bro? I ain't even done [ __ ] I'm not. getting up and eating breakfast. So, what you wake up What you do? Well, you're still growing, probably. So, you. got to get up and eat breakfast, bro. >> No, I don't grow.
I stopped at 5 5'8. I never grow after. that. Bro, you could grow a little bit, bro. You doubting yourself. So, how do I How do I do that? Dude, that's the kind of You're going to stay. that size, bro. I'm telling you. So, I. got I got to believe. I got to believe. myself, right? I can grow. I can grow. I. can grow. Yeah. Or at least have a hope. I've been I've been hoping that I. um for my whole life on my dick. It did. not grow. But, I'm just saying now they. got peptides, bro. You can get that [ __ ]. easy. >> I I Nah, I feel like BBL, you feel me? It don't feel real. But that's you Dude, if you could easily have a [ __ ] Get.
some peptides, get you a little Wait, >> mean like you're taking like do some. [ __ ] and. >> They got every peptide now, bro. Wait, that's what Wait, >> Peptides make your hair longer. They got. peptides for your neck, your eye color. They have a peptide that'll make people. It'll even make your skin look darker. If it do that, if it make it darker, so. does that mean like can say the N-word? I think if you use a lot of it, probably. Okay. Would you do it? I don't know if I would, bro. >> Yeah, me too. I'm staying Asian, you. feel me? Dude, so take us back. Just so.
our audience knows, take us back. You. were just living in Taiwan, right? >> Yeah. >> I mean, like a famous thing is you met. Kai Cenat at the 7-Eleven, right? So. that was like a chance encounter. People. say it was staged sometimes. Yeah. Do. you think it was staged or not? >> I'm knowing myself is is not staged. I. mean, I was on the school trip. Hot Listen, the way I met Kai is in Japan. What kind. of school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro, as a as a as a school trip?
>> It's a No, cuz. I study in the class called like like. like How do I say it? Like like. >> [sighs]. >> like English class. Okay, so you were. learning some English. Little bit, nothing much. I mean, like a [ __ ]. over there. The teacher is [ __ ]. Asian. How can they teach you good. English with. >> you mean they ain't teaching you [ __ ] if. they taking you to a [ __ ] 7-Eleven as. a field trip? >> they didn't they didn't teach us they. didn't take us to 7-Eleven. It's a free. day that day. I would I stream snipe. Kai. So when you see saw him and you went.
>> Yeah, I saw Kai streaming over there. So. I I just go over there and put. >> How far away did you live from there? No, no, it's Japan. I don't live here. Oh, so you were in Japan? Yeah, I was. visiting. So you ran into him and that. was it? No, I He was streaming. I stream. snipe him. >> Right. And then all I wanted to take a. pic. And he [ __ ] with me, he chat with me. And that was it. The rest is history. >> That's how it started. Yeah, that's how. it started. So, I feel like I'm I'm very. blessed to be here. I feel like I got blessed by God. I'm. very lucky. And yeah, bro.
Did you have to tell your parents. >> to Kai, man. Shout out to Kai, too, bro. Like like. >> Oh, yeah. Kai is the truth, bro. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a good ass guy, man. >> is so His energy is through the roof. >> Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be [ __ ]. I'll be a [ __ ] in Taiwan. No, you'd still be a man, bro. >> I hope so. But I would I wasn't doing [ __ ] in. Taiwan. I don't know what to do. I got. no goals in life. >> young man, bro. Don't be saying that. kind of [ __ ] bro. You got to speak up. >> Yeah. I. appreciate that, uncle. Thank you, bro. You got to speak up, bro. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. N-words can be. gay, too, bro. Anything can happen.
Wait, wait. Go back to the line, you. say? >> Play the song again. >> You say N-word can be gay? Oh, oh. Wait, what you mean by N-word can be gay? Like. Anybody could do anything. That's facts. Yeah. Anything impossible. That's what I'm saying, bro. But they got half the NBA in this. [ __ ] video, bro. And these. [ __ ] [music] going hard. Half the Ball family in that [ __ ] over. [cough] there. They probably going hard,
[laughter] bro. Um. >> Okay, I feel I feel you I feel you. Did. you have to tell your parents like, "Look, guys, I'm changing I'm like I'm. going to change my life here." Were they. scared of it? Like what Like in Asian. culture, like there's a lot of respect. between parents and children. Is that. right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> the same in Taiwanese culture? Yeah, yeah, yes. I I It depends on the. parents, though. I feel like. Shout out to my parents. They're very. supportive whatever I do. So, so at that. point, but I wasn't thinking about When. I first met Kai, I wasn't thinking about.
like I'm going to do stream, I'm going. to blow up, I'm going to do this. Ah. I. was just like, "Okay, I'm cool Okay, it's cool. I met him.". And like it's like truly friendship. I. didn't know I'd be a streamer. know. Right, you didn't have a big strategy. >> Yeah, I just I just know like okay, I. take a picture. That's it. You feel me? And. after that Kai told me to restate and he. start bringing me more on stream and. then the fans start loving me. That's. how I build it up. So, I wasn't think. about I'm going to be a streamer at. first. But were your parents nervous. that you were going to America? You just. met a young black guy and now you're.
going to America to see him? At first, hell yeah, my parents definitely nervous. cuz you just go to America random place. And And somebody fly you out you don't. even know is a random guy. >> Yeah, and a wealthy random guy. A lot of. times that there's somebody flying out a. young dude from. Asia. Yeah, yeah. >> It's for you know. For what? I mean it's for. extracurricular. For this? I don't know. how they do it, but they're doing it. probably. Play the song again. Okay, okay. Yeah, play the song. Play. the song. Yeah, play the [ __ ].
I'm just saying bro, yeah. But so were your parents scared for you. cuz they're the parents. They have. experience like in the world. Were they. saying like son, we don't you know what. I'm saying? We're we're nervous. >> Actually. I never asked my mom about this. I should go back and ask my mom. Like I. wonder if she was scared. Like you know. >> like she probably scared a little bit, but like he trust Kai a lot. He know he. on internet. He can see Yeah, he's. trustworthy. Yeah, I feel I feel he's. Yeah. My mom trust. uh Kai so. Yeah. Um do you engage with a lot of.
other streamers now? Like is that a big. part of your thing to link up with other. streamers a lot or do you still like to. kind of do your own thing? Yeah, I've. I've I've been linking with like NBA. players, NFL to do stream with. Yeah, I. see some of that. Yeah, I just uh do. stream Jaylen Brown. It's cool as [ __ ]. Like I can eat spring. like the life to be in NBA cuz I'm from. Taiwan. Like think about it. You can't. even name one famous guy come from. Taiwan. So, for me it's like. showing the audience.
like. a special life about this and. yeah, bro. Right, you're kind of being a. tour guide for people from your country. to the world. >> Yeah, a little bit like I'm tour guide. I'm showing people around the world. I. just feel blessed, very blessed to be. here. I really thank you for everybody. supporting me. And yeah, man. It's. really a blessing, bro. It's pretty. amazing. It like kind of makes you have. faith that like something new and. different can happen, you know? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> like uh does it feel like a lot of. pressure being like that? I don't feel like pressure. I feel I do. this like hobby. I don't want to treat.
it as a work. I want to treat it as a. hobby. That's how you like. become bigger or so cuz you you want to. love what you do right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like you you probably. love. talking. You probably love doing. podcast. That's how you keep going, right? >> Yeah, I love to meet you. >> don't treat it as a job. That's how you. become good. Yeah. Yeah, that's why. that's why same as me. I like. meet people. It's bring life. It's bring. different thing about like about a Asian. kid from Taiwan and just showing people.
love, showing people around the world. And it's fire. Do you interact with other streamers? Did you see Cripmac just got out of. jail? Did you see that? I didn't not see. that. Pull up Cripmac, bro. >> [snorts]. >> Um wait, I think he's Asian, right? Cripmac? >> Cripmac, he might be like dark Asian or. whatever. Wait, you like you know him personally? Cripmac is the legend, bro. >> Yeah. >> Right here. Wait, he a singer? Yeah, he was a musician, I think. >> Mhm.
Wait, how we become talk about Asian and. get to Cripmac? I'm just talking about streamers. Have. you met some of these other These are. kind of early streamers right here. He a. streamer? Pre I mean he kind of was. He was like a. uh. He was a [ __ ]. I'm not a gang? I mean he would [ __ ]. stream some bullets through somebody. You know what I'm saying? >> I would love to see that. Bro, you got. to link up with Cripmac, bro. He'd be. great. What about Tiger King, bro? He. was kind of a early.
>> Tiger. >> Check your DMs, bro. He loves them. [ __ ] little Asian appetizers, bro. Wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Is that a mug shot? He'll put some. soy sauce on your legs. >> a mug shot? Huh? Is this like the old. Diddy or some [ __ ] Yeah, he kind of the. original Diddy, bro. >> I feel like I I wouldn't want to lick. with him, bro. I feel like he'll [ __ ] me. in the [ __ ] ass in my little. >> [laughter]. >> I don't want him to [ __ ] me in my the. little Taiwanese [ __ ] But. we don't know what he's going to do, bro. >> No, I'm good off of that. >> He's a politician. He was almost a.
politician. He tried to run for. president. What? Yeah, but he's got to Look at that. tiger he's got. Now, don't you guys have. tigers over there? Yeah, of course. Bro, you got tigers everywhere. But y'all got. more of them, don't you? I don't know. about that. How many How many tigers. they got in Taiwan, bro? Pull it up. >> [laughter]. >> Why the [ __ ] such a niche type of [ __ ]. bro? How many tigers they got in Taiwan? >> more dragons. There are no wild tigers. >> Oh, there's no tigers. Yeah, bro. That's crazy. >> Damn, bro. Probably in the zoo.
Do y'all have zoos over there? Yeah. You. think Taiwan's a third country or some. [ __ ]. >> know what it's like. We're trying to. find out. >> You never been there. You're right. You're right. Like what are some modes. of transportation there? Like y'all have. like I know they have skateboard. Yeah, they they got everything. They got. car. They got They got everything, man. They have Honda What about piggyback. ride? [clears throat] Y'all got that? >> Um. I don't think we got that. That That's more like Thailand. Yeah, that's more That's more like. Thailand. Oh, yeah, we we do have like. bullet train. Ooh. It's fast as [ __ ] Is. that [ __ ] pretty fast? That [ __ ] fast.
as [ __ ]. >> Really? >> 200 200 k How do I say that? 200 miles. per hour. Or 400 Look at that [ __ ] right there. You telling me y'all don't got a tiger. Thailand, man. I think that's Thailand. I don't think that's Taiwan. Y'all like, "Bro.". I'm just saying, you tell Look at that. piggyback ride right there. >> I think everybody can do that. You can. do it. But in some countries it's a mode of. transportation. >> Huh? I We can do it. We could probably do it. Yeah, everybody can do That looks just. like us, actually. I got the same nose. as that guy that's standing there. It's.
very similar. >> Wait, you mean the. the kid or. >> I look like the guy with the dark hair. No, I feel I look like the guy down here. cuz we both we both Asian. We got We. both got. small eyes. We both got small dick. property and we both skin's yellow. Bro, your dick can grow, bro, if you believe. in yourself, bro. >> I hope so. I believe in 10 years it did. not grow. Bro, >> It's the same size. >> Bro, couple years from now we're going. to link up you going to have a [ __ ]. you going to have a dick. Bet bet bet. bet bet, bro. You going to have that. dragon. >> I still be I know I'm going to be alive,
but I just hope I can still be alive 10. years later cuz you never know. It's big. It's a big 26 2046. You never know what. going to happen. Do you run out of stuff to stream? When. does it get like do you start to like. How do you stay in your own ideas and. not cop off of other people's ideas? Is. there a lot of stuff where it's other. streamers like oh, he just did that, I'm. doing it. Like does it become like a lot. of like stream beef or whatever? >> Yeah, all right, that's a good ass. question. Nobody asked me that before. It do be a lot of stuff like that. But. me, I don't care. I'mma straight copy. your [ __ ] If you got good idea, I'mma. copy you. Yep. Yeah? I'mma steal that.
[ __ ]. You feel me? Nothing wrong with stealing. that [ __ ] You can't sue me. It's not. legal. I'mma take that [ __ ] You feel me? >> we taking that [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Yeah, I mean I mean I don't really care. though. You can steal my idea too. I. don't care. Right, so as long as it's. that way too, then that's fair. Okay. So. that's something What's [clears throat]. that one stream I saw one stream you got. stuck in that swing set and that white. lady helped you out. Bring it up. Oh my god, how do you know about that? That's like 1 year ago. Not 2 years ago. I was in New York. I got stuck. Yes, how.
you know about that? >> That's one of my favorite parts, bro. I was doing. I was doing anything at the time, man. >> was cool, bro. This I thought this was. interesting, bro, to see cuz a lot of. times you see them swing sets and you. think they're for Asians cuz they're. little. But then now you see a Asian get in. there you say oh, that's not the truth. No, I was just. Oh, yeah, A a a grandma helped me. Yes. Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much. for helping me get out of the um get out. of the get out of the.
what they call. a swing set. Yep, a swing set. >> And you ever talked to her? You ever. talked to this kid? Pause it. You ever. see this kid again? You keep in touch. with him? Uh no, I never see him after that. stream. You got to find that kid, bro. Yeah. That would be a good stream, bro. Yeah. Go back to New York. Go back to. the park. Mhm. Where was that on the. Lower East Side? What's that? A real real song. >> that kid, bro. Wonder what he's doing. now. >> Yeah, I'm wondering he what he doing. He. probably still a kid, but like Damn, man. >> That's that's a nostalgia, bro. You grow.
up fast when [ __ ] like that happens, man. Nah, fast. Time go fast. >> But you don't ever talk to you don't. ever see him anymore? You don't Nah, I. mean I mean I mean why I got to talk to. him for? He I mean the kid was just. there. I'm just saying he was there with. you or whatever. I'm just saying if you. keep in touch with people from the past. That's why I'm asking. Like like in. Taiwan? Yeah. Yeah, I I still be talking to my. classmate. You do? >> yeah. >> Did you graduate? Yeah, I did. Did you. have to stop streaming to finish school. or how did you finish? >> I got to lie. I was streaming right.
right in my senior year. This what I do. Monday to Friday, I go to school. Boom. boom boom boom. Ah, go to school, take. class, take night night. For me, do our. normal high school do. And then. Saturday, Sunday. I stream Saturday, Sunday. And then. same [ __ ] going Monday, Friday, school. Saturday Saturday, Sunday stream. >> Damn. Yeah, I was a grind at the time, bro. I I was loving streaming at the. time. You were? Yeah, I love I love it. And at one point you had to take a. break, I know, and some people said that.
you had joined the military. Is there. any truth to that or there was. >> Yeah, I joined the military. in my mind, in a dream. Oh, that was it, but not real. No, that that is real. For. me, it's real. I would have made it for. like 4 months. Some cool [ __ ] Shooting. shooting some people, pulling some gun, some bomb. For me, it was cool. It was a. cool experience. Yeah. Yeah, I. I was in the jail cell. I cannot go out. I wasn't even taking a break. You. weren't? >> I want to stream. But I feel it's better for me to. go on for go like go on for the. internet.
It was so when I got my visa, I pop out. in the new visa. You can be a fire like. comeback. What did you do while you. weren't streaming? Playing 2K. Yeah? Yeah. That's it. Playing 2K. >> Who do you use when you play? No, I play. my career. I build my own player. Oh, you do? Yeah. I build it as a black guy. Like like I'll say like. 6'8". Mhm. Strong. Tall. I said he can. dunk. Whatever. Yeah. But now you're in like you live in. America now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For. >> So if you had a fight now, if they had.
America versus Taiwanese war, who would. you fight whose side would you fight on. you think? I don't think that's going to happen, but I [ __ ]. If that happen, [ __ ] I'm going to the moon. You're leaving? Yeah, I'm going to the. moon. I'm thinking of. NASA. Whatever that's whatever that [ __ ]. called. Uh. Air Force. N A S A Yeah, NASA. I'm. taking that to the moon. She cuz she's getting crazy. I like that. [ __ ] Dude, would you ever Who's the. first Asian on the moon? You think you. could do it? Oh my god, I don't think.
there's no Asian Bro, has anybody. streamed from the moon? Oh, that'll be. tough. >> Well, you could do it because that one. guy was giving that rich guy was giving. people a ride. Jeff Bezos, Amazon. He. did? As of 2026, no Asian person has. walked on the moon, bro. Damn, I got to. be the first one, man. I'll be down to. do it, bro. Damn. Bro, you could get up there. And. it would be cheaper to get you up there. because the luggage You have to pay $75. if it's over like a certain amount of. weight, bro. >> weight? But you'd be in you'd be I think. you would be Cuz I'm skinny, right? I.
weigh 120. Well, I'm just saying you. would be a You know what I'm saying? You. wouldn't have to pay those extra. charges. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're right. >> ass rolling up there, he going to have. to pay extra. Yeah, man. Would you Would you come with me to the. moon? Like me and you? Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we. would do good up there. >> crazy. The moon girls, boy. Moon girls? Moon Moon mans? What they say? Aliens can be gay. I'll be fire. Aliens can be gay. Play. the Yeah, that's a great [laughter] ass. song, man. Play the [ __ ] song, man.
That's. Yeah. Imagine aliens can be gay, too. >> Bro, if If you pulled up and the aliens. is all gay up there, would you stay for. a little while? Like say you get up. there. >> Yeah. You get out your shuttle, right? >> Yes. And they got up some gay aliens standing. around. >> I would love to stay there to see like. what type of gay aliens that. Like I'll. try to experience Look look look See. what they're doing? Yes. You would You. wouldn't? I think I would stay at least. for a couple of meals. I wouldn't stay. for very long. I wouldn't. >> Yeah, me too. I won't stay for too long. cuz I don't want my ass to get [ __ ] I.
would tell them I don't have an ass. That's what I would tell them cuz they. don't know. >> Mhm. That's smart. They don't know. >> if if. if they like. if they just do it like. You don't want You don't want anything. to happen. I would say, "Oh, I don't. have an ass." or something. I'd say, "Oh, Ray Ray brought his ass, you know.". You going to snitch on me? Yeah, bro. Snitch. >> What you. [ __ ] we just got there. Yeah, I'm. snitching on you. Do you think I'mma let. them use my ass, bro? >> What the [ __ ] Uncle? You think I'll. replace my ass to yours? Bro. >> That's all it.
If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on. you, too. Bro, I'm a liar. >> I'mma do a reverse. Ah, too late. You. going to be in some bedroom or. something, bro. I'mma be relaxing out on. the moon having a snack or something. >> I'mma say, "Oh, that's Uncle Von. He got. ass, too. And he got that, too. Go.". Nah, bro. Don't do that kind of [ __ ] Oh. yeah, you're right. >> Just because you got snitched on first. doesn't mean you got to return the. favor, bro. All right. I got a question. for you. Yeah. Like like I ask this. to everybody hop on my stream. I ask. them. One billion per Becksher.
How many Becksher you taking? Take your time. Would you say 1 billion? Yeah, 1 billion. Per picture. How many picture are you. taking? Damn. A billion dollars or a billion A billion. dollars, not yen, not Tony dollars, dollars, US dollars. How much you taking? Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you. think? Or it's only got to be cash? It.
can It can be Bitcoin, whatever. It's a billion. Mhm. I don't know, bro. I'd have to look at. some of the math. I I don't know. Okay. Probably none, bro. I don't think cuz. I'm doing fine, bro. >> Okay. Me, I don't care. You got get that. thing out of me. I'm taking that [ __ ] till the. I'm dead. You got to get that thing out of me. That's I'm taking I'm being like. Yes, 1 billion, yes. Oh my mom, 1 uh. Yes, yes. >> That's a No, that's a slot machine. That's not what I'm saying. That's Yes,
uh uh. Winner. It's like It'd be like a slot. machine. It's adding like if when you. hit the bonus on a slot machine and your. money goes up. Like that. I feel it though. I feel it. though. That's kind of cool. Bro, that's. heavy though, bro. >> heavy. >> But how about this? Would you let. somebody [ __ ] you for a Bitcoin, bro? One? Yeah. Nah, I. I heard that [ __ ] going down. I'm not. going to take one for one Bitcoin. Get. the [ __ ] out of here. You got to give me. a million or some [ __ ] a billion.
I'm not taking for one Bitcoin, bro. How much is a Bitcoin worth right now? Oh, 64,000. >> Wait, wait. Let me I'm going to I'm going to rethink. about it. No, bro. >> No, I think I'm good. I won't take that. for for for this money. I'll take it for. more. Would you What about that Tiger. King? Would you let him smash? He's. getting out of prison in a year, bro. If you did like a stream with him you. meet him when he gets out of prison? Mhm. And and and and. one picture per what? Meetings? Meetings? >> I think even if you just have lunch with.
him or y'all sing together or something. Even if y'all just stand there and talk. about Christmas or whatever. And and how. much you going to give me? He ain't going to have nothing. He's. just getting out of jail, bro. He's got. a couple endangered cats. That's about. it. Nah, man. Would you be him for. Halloween? I mean, if he not going to come and draw. or put some baby oil on me, I'll do it. He might bro, he get he just getting out. of prison. He going to want to [ __ ]. touch something young, bro. Yeah, no, I. might I'm good. Yep. See me later, okay? What is a popular Halloween costume in. Taiwan? Do you guys have Halloween? Yes, you know you know what's crazy No, you.
know damn damn [ __ ] god damn. My bad. No, bro. If you around me, you. start forget you catch it. This is. contagious, bro. Yeah. You know what's. crazy? You born on Halloween? You're a Halloween baby boy cuz you're. that [ __ ] little yellow pumpkin, homie. How the [ __ ] you know my birthday. is? Because I've seen those Asian. pumpkins. Bring up Asian pumpkin. Yeah, my birthday is on Halloweens. What's a Asian pumpkin? Let's just look like a normal pump. pumpkins. Yeah, but it's just the way.
they carve the eye the the eyes on them. are different. Do you have Taiwan. Halloween? Mhm, we don't have Taiwan Halloween. We. just call it Halloween. It's the same. [ __ ] as y'all. We do the same trick or. treating, candies, dress a costume, all. that. It's the same [ __ ] bro. And. what's a popular costume there? Is it. same as here? Like a lumberjack or. politician? Nah, probably probably. dragons. Dragons? Dragons. I'll say some. Asian [ __ ] Chopstick. Profile rise. Some some noodles. Banh mi. or something? Banh? Banh? What the [ __ ].
is that? Uh banh mi? Or about? What what the What the [ __ ] is. that? What the [ __ ] is that? >> A little baby bun. What the [ __ ] is banh. bun? Oh, oh bun. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that, bro. Them. [ __ ] are good, boy. >> Nah, that [ __ ] is good. Have you ever. had um. like like like have you ever had like. like. good noodles? No. Ramens? Nah. No, baby. I've never had Look at. that [ __ ] though, boy. Yeah, that [ __ ]. is good though. I've been on them and my. ass. Them [ __ ] look good, huh? >> Hop on my ass? Damn, you special.
Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass. Them things are beautiful. Look at them. I'll put that [ __ ] on my dick. If you. put it in their ass, I'm putting it on. my dick. Type [ __ ] boy. We'll pull up, boy. And we'll pull up at a party, dog. >> That'll be fire, man. Damn, bro. >> be fire, boy. You and me would be like a. new food truck, but we serving the [ __ ]. our way. >> Mhm, in our way. Yeah. Put it in the. dick first, put it in the ass first, give the people some of the $5. >> [laughter]. >> Bro, we going to get [ __ ] We're going. to end up on the Epstein list, bro. Nah, nah, nah, we good. We You feel me? We.
We're not going to hop on Epstein cuz. you know why? We do everything on the. camera. Right. >> do no lies. There's no lies. They see. everything. You're right. >> me? We're not They're not going to put. put us in the island. You know, I remember one time I was with. my family and our car broke down and us. and we were all like and there was smoke. in it. There was smoke in the car so we. had to stand outside of the car. And I was like I and I I literally. walked down the road about 100 yd and. hitched a ride and left them.
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admin@valorrecoverycoaching.com. Thank you. What you got? Cuz I got so many. questions for you, bro. Okay. Cuz I'm. curious about your life. Okay. Okay, so. talk to me. Mhm. All right. Mhm. Talk to me. Yes. What the [ __ ] is that in your. [ __ ] water? It's water, lemon, ginger. I'm fasting today, man. I can't eat.
today. >> Oh, oh, you Muslim? You Muslim for a day? No, I'm not Yeah, that's for a day. Just Musliming around. or whatever. Yeah, just fast I'm just. like sometimes I like to fast once a. week. I don't think you can fast for a. day. I don't think that's how it works. But you could just do it So, I'm going. to take a day off and I just have salt. and water and sometimes black coffee. Okay, so do you have a any kids? You got. wife like. >> no wife yet. But I work so hard, man. I work I I like. to work. If you work so hard, you can. still got wife and kids. They can. support you.
They're not going to do Where I would I. would never have seen them cuz I've been. touring and everything. It's been hard. to be like in one place so my kid. wouldn't know me very good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> would come home, he wouldn't know me and. stuff. >> Damn. >> And that would break my heart. I feel. bad, man. I feel like at the age of 45. it's time, bro. It's time for start. family, get kids, hang up, retire life. No, no, we can't retire, bro. >> mean? You don't have money? Yeah, I've. saved some money, but still I like. talking to people. Mhm. >> Dude, I'm going to meet one of the. biggest streamers in the whole world. today, dude. >> I'm not I'm not that big yet, but I'm on.
the way though. Like I I hope I get. >> But you're doing great. >> Yeah, I'm doing good though. I'm doing. >> But also this is a to get to meet. somebody that's at your experience in. life, bro. You know? That's wild, bro. It is wild, bro. I feel like my life is. so wild. Wait, so so you just like you. was a comedian first like you was doing. that. How do I say that? Like stand. comedian? >> Stand-up comedian. I still am, but I. started doing this like six or seven. years ago. >> So, that's how you blow up. Like from. standing and you people just follow you, mad funny, and you start doing your own.
podcast. Yep. Mhm. So, you lucky got. blessed, too. Yeah. Mhm. That'll be That's fine. >> I think so. God What you said? God. blessed. God blessed. Oh, Oh, I think I got blessed for sure that. people pay started paying attention or. something. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the interesting. part. And you don't really know why. people pay attention, but. and I think you got to be careful not to. get in your own ego and think like Now. you too big for sending things. I feel. like for us, we'll never be too big for. anything. We at the end of the day we.
still human. We still human being. We. got. our own personality. Uh um yeah. But you could be I mean a. streamer like you could be president one. day, you know? Like because there's. podcasters now that some people say if. they ran for office that they could be. president. >> President. So, do you see any streamer. could be a podcaster or any podcaster. could be a president? I think that. there's podcasters right now that people. say, "Oh, that person could be a. president, right?" Like if they ran like. Candace Owens,
uh Joe Rogan. I think if those people. ran, I don't think that they would run. I don't I don't know who they are but. like. Yeah, they're like uh just like they're. two of the biggest podcasters, right? >> Um Would you see yourself being. president? No. Why? Because I just don't like wearing a suit. that much and I don't know enough. information. Mhm. >> Right? I think you need to know more. information. Mhm. But if you wanted to. have somebody that cares about people, I. think that I would probably be good at. that. But. I don't like what presidents do cuz a.
lot of the [ __ ] they seem like they do. is. it just seems like kind of sometimes a. lot of them are involved in some evil. [ __ ] Yeah, yeah. It's like like money. wise and some crazy stuff. Yeah, like. they just like selling out their people. and all this kind of [ __ ] you know? >> Yeah, yeah. But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be. president one day because it's. it's just becoming more more common that. that. that if they thought about maybe a. couple podcasters could, then they're. going to think a streamer easily could. So, who do you think it would be? Do you. think you would even run one day? Do you.
think if if if like enough people wanted. you in America or Taiwan, do you think. you would have the ability to do it? >> I'm a kid, bro. I feel like no streamer can do this, bro. And for me, I would never want to. be a president or like in Taiwan, even. here. It just It's just too much. I. don't want to love. I don't want to I don't want to be. happy, do what I love to do, streaming, talk to people. I talk to cool people like you. You know. what I mean? Explain life. I think. that's what it matter, man. And And we. getting good money, we living good. That's what That's what's up.
>> Who could do it, though? I don't think nobody can do it. Yeah. >> Nobody. >> Nobody. Can to be a president of United. States. I would love to see that one day. cuz it would be fun for a streamer to. have one, but I I don't think nobody can. do this. But imagine streaming on. election night and the [ __ ] votes are. coming in. What about a Taiwan? Could. you Could you be the president of. Taiwan? Do you have president? >> Nah, I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have. president, but. >> Do they vote him in? Is it a dem-. democracy? >> Yeah, they vote they voted. Yeah. The. The The The The The The The people in.
Taiwan voted. Bring him up. Is he a good. guy? Have you met him? Nah. He hasn't. met you yet, bro? Nah, man. I'm not I'm. I told you. Lai Ching-te? Yeah. Lai Ching-te? Lai Um Lai. >> Lai Ching-te. Lai Ching-te? Yeah, Lai. Ching-te. Lai Ching-te? He hasn't met. you yet? Nah, I didn't meet him yet. Bro. I would I would love to meet him one. day. Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far. away do y'all live from each other? [ __ ]. Um from here? No, no, from where you.
live in Taiwan. >> Oh, not that not that far. Like how far? 40 minutes or whatever? Yeah, probably. some [ __ ] like that. [ __ ] he. lives 40 minutes and he hasn't [ __ ]. met you, dude? Yeah, I mean I mean I. mean What the [ __ ] they want to meet me. for? Like Like what I do? I didn't do. nothing for the country. >> But you do, you represent possibility. That's what they say, but I don't know. I just think he should meet you, man. Would you be. >> meet I would love to meet him one day. >> be willing to sit down with Lai Lai Lai. Ching-te? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for for for. for for like a podcast or some [ __ ]. Hell yeah.
>> a with him. Yeah, I would I would I'll sit down with. him. Do people in Taiwan do they have a. lot of respect for the uh. for the president? It's like it's it's. like y'all do. Like some people don't. like the president, some people love it. So it's like it's like yeah, it's like. a personality. personality thing, bro. Um you I saw. that you were on the cover of GQ in. Taiwan. Yeah. That's [ __ ] wild, bro. You think so? Yeah, bro. You don't think. so? You think you was a model, bro? Nah, I. don't think I'm a model.
No, I do do fine that pic. Have you ever been in like like any. magazine like like cover? No, I don't do I do like I work I don't. do like a lot of like mainstream stuff. I've gotten offered things, but I don't. like to do a lot of that. >> I feel you. You should love what you do. in podcasting. Cuz I work for myself. I. don't know nobody call me and says you. have to do I like I just get to work for. myself. >> That's fine. That's fine. >> But this is wild, bro. That was crazy, dude. >> Yeah. I'm going to teach you some. Mandarin. Okay. Say um Yeah, you some. say. Huh? How do you count to 10 in Mandarin? What.
did you just say? >> Yeah, >> I don't think that's Mandarin. Oh, it's. Cantonese, bro. Sorry. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. My [ __ ] I got my [ __ ]. on. >> Yeah, bro. Yeah, um I got that album in. my car. Yeah. >> Donnie does Cantonese or whatever you. seen that? Oh, you got album in your. car? I I I used to take a book um Damn, you got you got you got everything in. your car. Yeah, I used to take a. where you try to learn a language, you. know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Wait, I'm just speaking English. Yes. So why got learn about I I I know. how to speak English a little bit. Some,
but you can do better, but I want to. learn some of your language. Yeah, I got. you. Say um wo shi niang pao. Wo su. niang pao. Yeah, say wo shi ge lao tou, mei you jia ren, mei you xiao hai. Wo. tou so lao gao, mei you jia ren. Mei you gai. Is that good? Yeah. Let me do that one. again. >> You know you know what I just say? Let. me do that one more time. Can I? >> Okay. Okay. Wo shi niang pao. Wo su. niang pao. Wo shi ge lao tou. Wo su ge lao tou. Mei. you jia ren. Mei you Jairam. No child.
No child. Yes. Okay, [applause] thanks bro. You want to. know what you just say? What you just. say? Yeah. You just say I'm gay. I'm always [ __ ] I. don't have kids. I don't have wife. Damn bro. Bro, you're [ __ ] cooking me, do you. hear? It's going to [ __ ] hurt my. feelings when I see it. >> Damn man. I mean I'm sorry uncle, but but but then. I mean I I offered you to call me a. ching chong. You don't want to? I don't. want to. I'll let you call me a ching. chong. I don't think it's going to help.
Oh, wait. Is there any Asian up on the. podcast? Have we had any? Yeah. Who? Uh. Bobby Lee we have. >> Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested. molested molested by five by Down. syndrome guy. Yeah, by what? Damn man. >> Asian that got molested by a down. syndrome guy. >> Hey, shout out to you bro. Let's do a. stream together Bobby. >> my good friends. Have you never met him? >> I never met him. What he do? Like he do. comedian and you podcast? >> He's a great comedian. I would I would. love to meet him man. >> And he has one of the biggest podcast. Bad Friends. Like Bobby? Yeah, Bobby.
yeah. Bobby and Andrew Santino. Who. else? Uncle Roger. Uncle Ro- I forgot Uncle Roger. Wait, Uncle Roger have on the podcast before. like this? >> Yeah. How long how long is it? >> One years ago. So only Uncle Roger and. and and Bobby Lee? Bobby Lee yeah. Oh. wait, James Lee a guy James Lee a. conspiracy guy. Give me this one. >> Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee? Oh, he talks about like different. political stuff. This is him. I don't. know who's that man. Like. >> No, that's not him now. I. I just see a bunch of Asians. That's all.
I see. But I like Asians bro. Yeah man. I mean got good food. You got to go to. Taiwan one day man. Would you take me? Yes, I'll take you bro. Just let me. know. Call my phone bro. I'll take you. around. Show you around the world. Show. you around the food. >> And do they And do the What about the. ladies there? Would you get a Taiwanese. wife or would you get an American wife. do you think? I don't really care. Whatever works it works. You feel me? Whatever. >> been in love before? Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Really? Yeah, in high school. Damn, what happened? What happened? I.
moved to the state. No, and you left. her. Yep. I left that [ __ ] in the [ __ ] Taiwan. Oh, [laughter] damn, bro. What the [ __ ]. bro? Mhm? Bro, she's going to hear she's. going to her feelings are going to be. hurt. >> She won't see this [ __ ] I mean, she she. She can't even speak English. She speaks. Mandarin. You're the love of her life. She's going to [ __ ] She's going to. figure it out, bro. She's going to have. a translator. Mhm, it's okay. She can. see that. I I won't see her. Um. I'm give her I forgot. Oh, yeah. Bet, bet, bet. It is too long ago. Yeah, I.
don't want to say her She probably call. her like. Chong Chong Chong Chong some [ __ ] Chong. Chong? Like Chong Chong Chong Chong. Chong some some [ __ ] Oh, damn, bro. Huh? [laughter]. Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- What happened? What. happened, bro? Bro, now I'm just shocked. at like some of the racism that's. happening. No, that's not racism. It's. called friendly fire. I mean, I'm Asian, she Asian. It's called friendly fire. >> right about that [ __ ] man. You right. Yeah, man. I mean, I mean, you can call. you like like some white folks like. Honky. Huh? They say honky a lot of times. >> Wha- What that mean? That's a uh Bring.
up honky. How did honky start? Yeah, you. you can be racist to your own like Yeah. on racist like let's It's called. friendly fire. You can do that. Yeah, you're right about that [ __ ] bro. Let. me get I got to start Honky. I got to. get my racism up, man. >> I'm saying, man. Damn, times have changed, bro. Asians. are coming to our country. and teaching us how to be more racist. Honky, a derogatory term for a white. person likely originated in the early. 20th century, deriving from honky, a. star for a. No, it was because people would honk. when they went across the street. Oh,
like like white stuff. I I think. everybody honk when they when they see. people like cross the road street with. red light. Dude, what should we stream about, bro? Bro, bro, listen. Streaming is like. whatever you do, whatever you like, people watch you cuz they love. to watch you. They love the the. personality about you. They love. the character about you. That's why like. so streaming site, no matter what you. do, they're going to watch it. >> Is it hard to read some of the like. there's so many things coming up, right?
Because this is the thing, it's the next. it's like a different generation, right? Like I've never done stream. sometimes there's like I like stuff. that's like in the moment, but sometimes. I. I don't want to spend like a whole day. doing that. It seems like a lot of. pressure. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. It do be tiring sometimes cuz you got to. keep it entertaining. You got to have. energy. Is it hard to read all the. comments that come up or how do you do. that or somebody else does it? It's not. that hard. I read it myself. >> You do? Yeah, I've been reading it. myself. It's. >> What's one of the toughest Cuz I used to. I I already used to You feel me? I've. been streaming for like 2 years. Right. I I already used to like watching the. chat and then I just do do some things.
Has somebody ever said something in in a. chat that really hurts your feelings or. no? >> Yeah, they call they call they call me. they they'd be telling me open my eyes. Oh, really? >> And they'd be calling me small dick. Like. every time every time. >> That's basic [ __ ] though. >> Like every time there's a dog pass by, they say, "Don't try it. Don't try to. eat the dog." Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. All that. But I I'm used to it. It's okay. I don't really care. Is that. a true thing that people in some. countries actually. eat will eat some. >> Yeah, I'm going to put you on. Listen. Some country do eat dogs and cats, but. but in my country they don't. I'm going.
to put you on what country eat dogs and. cats. China, they eat dogs and cats. Uh Vietnamese, they eat dogs and cats. >> I knew that. Yeah. And other country. they don't. It's only certain country though. Yeah. Let's say you had to have one. Bring up a couple of dogs. Bring up a. couple pictures. What. Mhm. What pup do you have Say you got to. have one. What type of dog I want? Uh whatever dogs it's cute. Oh, you're going to eat a cute one? Yeah, or. I want to get a cute one and or a buff.
one. A show dog. Come and come to your. come like break in the house, try to rob. me, the dog going to get your ass. Dude, what about a bee, Shawn? Bring up. a little Scottish terrier or a bee, Shawn. >> I do not have a dog. >> Why? I don't even have a [ __ ] family, bro. >> no family, no dogs. Come on, bro. Bro, it's a it's a trade-off, man. Oh, that's. fine. >> But that's a I mean, I feel like for. you, it's time. Yeah. >> At age of 45, it's time, man. You're like you're like my dad age. I'm. going to give a buck. Bro, what if we.
were father and son, bro? >> That's what I'm saying. I'll be dumb. Who Who Who got like a white dad and. Asian kids? Bro, if you were my [ __ ] son, bro, I. would love you, bro. >> If you were my son, I would I would be. so proud of you, bro. Damn, man. I. really appreciate that, bro. You would. be proud of me, bro? I would be. Damn, I'm proud of my dad, too, bro. >> You were? Yes, man. Thanks, bro. Yeah. I. would go to work every day. I would tell. people about my son. I would wear a. button of I would wear a picture of you. in a button on my shirt. >> That's how proud you're going to be? >> Yep. Damn, man. I really appreciate.
that, uncle. I would get a tattoo of you. on my back, too. >> Damn, I really appreciate that, bro. >> say, "That's your son?" People say, "What do your son look like?" And I. would take my shirt off at work and show. them my back. I'll I'll If you were my. dad, I'll tattoo on my dick. Oh, [laughter] bro, you're not helping, bro. >> What do you mean? Dude, some of the [ __ ]. you you you're you [ __ ] got to go. back to your country and and rewire, bro. You got a bad chip. >> No, that's not. >> bad semiconductors, bro. >> you [ __ ] you can be like, "Oh, my dad. going to be proud of me." So, I want I. want to go harder. You feel me?
Okay, that's true, Connie. Yeah, yeah. Now I get it now. >> I'm proud of you, too, bro. Like I'll be. proud of you, bro. >> That's [ __ ] man. You you you you're a. legendary You're a legend, bro. You're a legend, man. I don't know about. that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive. >> a legend, bro. Let's figure out you're a. legend, man. You could be president. You don't got to be a legend to be a. You could be first Asian on the moon, bro. Oh, that That is some legendary. [ __ ] But cuz here's the thing, they're. taking [ __ ] to the moon, bro.
>> Wait Wait, do you think they're really. taking people to the moon or that's. fake? Cuz people Some Some say it's. fake. Some people say it's real. So, what do you think? You guys would know better than me. What. do you think? Me? I feel like it's real. That's how I feel like. >> The moon ain't that far, bro. The moon. ain't that far. You can see the moon. when you're outside. >> Yeah, but I don't like you can't I can't. see like uh Nebraska when I'm outside. What's Nebraska? Is that a country? A. Yeah, it's like a little country in. America. Damn, how long you got to go over there? Like 10 10 years? Bro, America's only.
like 4,000 mi across, bro. You could. easily get to the [ __ ] moon, bro. I don't I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. Bro, if you get to. the moon, bro. But here's the thing. Bring back. >> to need to teleport. Bring that Bring. back up them dogs real quick. Let's pick. one out if you had to have a snack or. something. A snack? Like who Who Which dog I want. to feed? No, which dog would you have. Yeah, like say you had to. I know your. culture doesn't do it, but if you had. to. And I know who does do it. Chinese. and Vietnamese. >> like eat it? If you had to Yeah, if you.
had to If you had to eat one dog. >> any dogs? I wouldn't I wouldn't eat any one. >> something cute. You said we need. something cute. >> I feel bad, man. Like I feel bad. >> I feel bad, too, bro. You think I want. this [ __ ] to happen? That's not a At the. end of the day, they're still they're. still they're still a. a spirit. They're still an animal. I. don't want to eat them, bro. I feel bad, man. >> But I'm saying say you're in a Say. you're in a. >> What the [ __ ] Oh, eat that little. chubby one on the left, [laughter] bro. That That What the [ __ ] Bring that. [ __ ] up on the left, the top left, bro. What you mean, bro?
>> Somebody eating that [ __ ] bro. >> mean eat that, bro? That's a cute dog, bro. >> Bro, somebody eating that. Go to the same, [laughter] bro. He dead, boy. Look, bring that second one up there. He. ain't even walking no more, bro. >> Nah, bro. He got to like chill. I'm not. eating no dog, bro. >> Bro, I'm just saying if you had to. I'm. not saying you need to. >> had to? I I'm going to just die, man. I'd rather kill myself than eating a. dog, bro. >> Nah, bro. Don't be like that, bro. A dog. would give up his life for you, bro. I. would give a life for a dog, bro. Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie. Then it's.
you and a dog. Both y'all are starving. just laying there next to each other. >> We should We should do a movie. What. would it be though? Wait, whatever. Wait, have you ever been on a. movie before? I just made a movie with. my friend. That's It comes out in April, yeah. Can I Can I watch it? Yeah, you. can watch it. Wait, like you're a director or you in. the movie? We wrote it and paid for it. and we're in it. >> Mhm. Let me know next time you need any. actor. You Let me know next time you. need any Asian actor. Yeah. I'll be I'll. be down, feel me? Yes. >> That's what we can do, bro. Yeah,
that'll be fire, man. >> Ray goes to the moon. Oh my god, we should make a movie. Ray Uncle Wongo to the moon. Yeah. >> And and and guess what? The gay people. going to be there and it it'll be a. whole story. I love it, bro. That sounds. insane, man. We got to stream together, too, man. Do you have any final. questions for me, bro? Ah, man, I think. that's. >> we did some good stuff, huh? >> Yeah, bro. It's a cool vibe. I [ __ ] with. you, bro. You're a cool uncle, bro. I. respect boys. Nah, bro. You're a cool. uncle, bro. I'm proud of you, bro. It's. just good to meet people. It's good to. see people doing something different.
You know what I think is I feel like. people like you, you don't feel feel. like you have to put on for people that. much. You don't feel very desperate for. them to like you. Yeah. Or like you. don't feel like that It doesn't come. across that way to me. And so that's. something I think is pretty cool, you. know? Yeah. >> Because we all want people to like us, right? But um to what extent do we go to. for that, you know? And to you I think. it from you it kind of reminds me of. just like, you know, trying to be. yourself, live your life and uh Yeah. >> right people will come along. Yeah. You.
know? Live in life, be happy, bro. That's the That's the goal, bro. That's. it, bro. Getting money, bro. Oh, I got a gift for you, too. Will she. bring that gift? >> You got a gift? >> a gift for you today. >> Oh my god, I feel bad I didn't have a. gift for you. Now I feel bad, man. >> You're here, bro. That's a gift. >> a gift? Oh my god, uncle. Thank you, bro. That's. a gift, bro. Wait, is this you? No, that's our friend. My friend a. comedian friend of mine, his nephew died. in Australia. That's him. We keep him on. set. So, he died? He died. He's a.
helicopter pilot. His name is Max. >> RIP, bro. RIP, Max. RIP. When people die. in Taiwan, what do people think happens? Do they have heaven there? What's the. like What is the thoughts that people. have there about it? >> Like people think I mean, we'll never. know, but like people go to funeral. Funeral, they sometimes they burn. themselves, sometimes they throw it to. the sea. Sometimes they bury it under the tree. All right. >> Do they bury bodies in your country? They They bury it in the ground? This is. a house. I live here, yeah. Mhm. I like. your house. It's a cool house. It's.
good. Yeah. We got this for you right. here, bro. >> does your neighbor has know you famous? Like your neighbor Yeah, they know we're. here. >> Wait, what's this? It's a gift, man. >> gift for me? Yeah. Oh my. What's this? Nate Robinson? >> Those are Nate Robinson shoes right. there, bro. Wait, can wear this? Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you. don't have to show If you have a shoe. thing, you don't have to do that. >> No, cuz I'm wearing Adidas. Oh, you are?
Yeah. But it's okay though. I. It's okay, man. It can just be a gift. It's a gift, bro. I'll take Oh my god, Nate Robinson. Actually, it's a good. shoes. Thank you, uncle. >> He was the original Cassius Clay, man. And he's a bro, if you ever get to meet. Nate Robinson, bro. Yeah. He's funny? >> Bro, he's one of the greats, bro. >> you laughing so much? >> He just has a big personality. And he. was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, you saw him on the court, he made. you feel like oh [ __ ] I could get out. and do some [ __ ] Yes, I feel you, bro. You know? I got I got to give you some.
some Adidas shoes. Oh yeah, I would like. I I would love to have a pair. But you. gave us your time today, bro. And I. think that's the same people think. the same people think of of you when. they see you like oh, this guy think. makes me think oh, anything could happen. today. Yeah, like any any anything will. happen, bro. You never know. Just keep. it going. Keep like be positive, bro. You never know, bro. You will be like me. one day, bro. That's You never know. Yeah, we're going to be like Ivan one. day, man. And have a Taiwanese nephew. that's brand new. Yes, bro. That's a. mail-order nephew right here, brother.
Thank you, bro. And you you're a cool. ass uncle, bro. You're a cool ass um. country uncle, bro. Yeah. >> I got to have some white in my life. life. Bro, I'm going to get you down. there, bro. >> Yeah, cuz all my friends back. I. noticed. Yeah, yeah. >> to get you out there, boy. >> white friend in my life. Have you been. to a rodeo before? What's that? Bro. Probably? No, have you been to like a rodeo with. the animals? You can ride on the sheep. >> You got to take me. >> Bro, I would love to. >> take me on stream right after this. I.
don't know if they have a rodeo today. here. >> Wait, so wait, quick question. What do. you be doing like like when you like. have free time? Mostly work, man. I go perform. I just. got back from LA last night. I had three. shows there this weekend. >> Damn. >> And I got I want I would love to go to. your show. Dude, it'd be good, bro. Have. you done stand-up before? Nah. But that's the Do you think the gel's. whole thing is like stand-up cuz it just. keeps going? Yeah. What's the toughest. thing about streaming that people do not. know? Toughest thing about streaming, man?
Like what's something about it that's. tough that people don't really realize, bro? >> Probably the hate we getting. We getting so many hate on on Twitter. They just want to see it see uh. the downfall of us. But And who's doing the hate? Is it any. type of person or is everyone? >> know. You never know. Those creepers on. Twitter, bro. >> Do you think it's China? Nah. They probably don't give a [ __ ] I. don't think they give a [ __ ] about a. streamer. Yeah, it just it's just a lot of hate, but like. I take it like I take the hate cuz you. feel me? I. with I I got money. I'm living life. I'm.
I'm happy. There's feel me? I'll I'll. take the hate, bro, for that. Yeah. Did. you buy your parents something when you. got a little bit of bread or what. happened? >> Yeah, it was just Chinese New Year. I. sent them some I I sent them um almost. like 10,000. Did you really? Let's go. Yeah, bro. My my parents proud of me, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I love you, bro. >> Yeah, man. Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro. It's an. honor. You know, it's honor to meet a. young just a young king, a young guy. that's doing something different. It's. honor to meet somebody that's kind of. like.
that's an immigrant that's still proving. that you could be, you know what I'm. saying, that people could come to a new. place and do something new. I think yeah, you just embody a lot of. that, bro. So, a lot of respect. Thanks. for showing up. >> Thank you so much, Theo Von. And visiting just yeah, just a. uncle. >> Thank you so much, uncle. A uncle in the. universe, bro. >> Yes, sir, man. Um Ray, you guys can. check him out. You know where he's at, man. And. but yeah, if you if you want to learn. about a streamer or somebody that you. don't know about already, this is the. guy. So, thanks, brother. Thank you so. much, man. Amen, brother. Thank you,
bro. It's a good podcast, man. >> [music]. >> Now I'm just floating on the breeze and. [music] I feel I'm falling like these. leaves. I must be. cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, [music] I'll share this piece of mind I. found. I can feel it. in my bones. But it's going to take. a little.
