Pyramid Scheme | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #240

you feel me baby ain't no one timeline. baby. you knew it I'm that cinnamon lemon. daddy I'm stayin seasoning you know I'm. stayin seasonal so welcome very. [Music]. stepmother oh whoa what was that - that.

was an aunt with an axe oh oh oh when. they be scary dude if ants they had a. bunch of ants with like a little bitty. axes you know and they were just like he. want crumbs um. it's Halloween is the time yeah what's. that oh that's just a cauldron that's a.

cauldron bruh and we had a guide our. school named caldron Patterson young. urban felon beautiful guy did a lot of. art not art but he painted like houses. and stuff like that he ended up getting. into house painting happy Halloween. [Music].

somebody getting slapped notice that you. can hear it's like a cool beat but then. somebody gets slapped every couple. seconds right there and they beaten that.

person Oh Oh [ __ ] go that's kind of oh. man this slap a damn jawbreaker out of. your mouth right there that thing that's. um the werewolf dance by Martin land huh. and that is and we've all heard that. sound that beat that's um that's that. sounds scary but also a little bit of.

domestic dispute kind of tickled in. there with the slappy oh let's stay. haunty today. [Music]. that sounds a little like Dexter like.

Dexter is going to do some Halloween and. you know maybe listen little Dexter e. right there a little trick or trauma. what Dexter can you imagine if Dexter. showed up at your door. dude I would it wouldn't be good what.

are you gonna give him dude you're gonna. have to give him your soul because. that's what he's gonna get. dude Dexter was such a good show how. good was Dexter and then you got some. other show you know like Larry and Abba. Schoeller some [ __ ] what else man lo. let's get into this a little thing. [Music].

that's kind of boring here's one let's. do this one. [Music].

that's not like somebody about to take. they tits out at like a real nice. Wendy's or something real upscale. Wendy's and that means just any Wendy's. that has a you know two doors on it. because everybody knows I've been in a. Windies out here in Los Angeles over. there Santa Monica and one of the doors. is missing you know one of those. in-and-out apparatus doors it is missing. off that there Wendy's and if Dave. Thomas were alive he would [ __ ] in his.

apron because that's no way to go. through it happy Halloween that was a. little bit of intro music and just you. know getting people keyed up and. everything and and that's that and and. this is it this is it we got the studio. decked if you get to check this out. Nicholas premature Nick and if I don't. know if there's anything more you know. the coffin you know that's when the. coffins open you know the thoroughfare.

is there and people can you know spirits. can come and go as they will and a. premature baby and that's what producer. Nick you know got here early he came. into the world a little bit early and. he's doing well early bird gets the worm. I mean the guy's doing really really. well and uh he's out of Wisconsin he's a. Wisconsin man and if you get near ups. and I'm gonna smelled a bit of milk on. him or something you know just something. you know you could definitely I mean.

he'll wake up out of a dead sleep. cheering for Aaron Rodgers so he is from. Wisconsin happy Halloween to you hope. you hope this week have everything you. want in it some trickery some ghost dude. when I was young a ghost was like one of. the top costumes some do would be a. ghost I remember one guy that's got a. little Carlton and he didn't have I. don't know he didn't he couldn't walk. that good or he didn't want to honestly.

bro he was lazy so he didn't you know. we'd all be walking somewhere and he. would kind of just kind of give up and. just stand you know he prefer to stand. or lay down or sometimes my friends. chef's this big guy he would carry him. and um and I remember talking about. hmm you remember man but I'm having a. little snicker boy you know that dude.

have already had two so uh happy. Halloween to you they got the ghosts are. gonna be out they got uh and they got a. lot of different ghosts now oh that's. what I was saying when I was young they. had rare you know limited costumes very. limited and uh Carlton one time I. remember this dude was a transmission. that's what he was and he put some type. of metal or something on him and poured. a motor oil all over himself and we were.

like dude what the [ __ ] man but but he. was beautiful beautiful kid had real. beautiful cheeks on him you know. sometimes on a child it's almost like. the Lord just [ __ ] Botox them with uh. you know just put like a just uh some. warming just a little bit of lava or. something in their cheeks and Carlton. had that he had beautiful ass cheeks too. and I wish he wouldn't have been so lazy. because more people would have seen his.

cheeks but when you're not lazy you. don't run across as many people as you. should because you're not out making the. rounds of the world oh yeah boom know. what sign I would make if I'm dying I'm. dying dude I'm not making like a I don't.

know my last thing I don't know what I. would do oh yeah some chicks would be. like that probably do some of these. thoughts out here. you know some of these saw Franken. thoughts out here they'd be like. yeah I hope we get a heaven yeah you. know would your last sound be he think.

if you had a last sound that what would. it be if you had a really because it's. your last the last noise you're gonna. make in the world the last thing that's. gonna reverb out of you what would yours. be you think girl that's dumb that's. Badwan um oh that's a tough one that's. not that tough you got to have a tougher. one than that nah man that might be good.

but if people if you do that you're. probably not gonna die if you have that. much energy to do that sound so it'd. have to be a soft maybe like a little. whistle or something like oh maybe a dog. runs over that's kind of beautiful at. the end you laid air and you drip you. know and then the dog runs over I. remember in college I got fired from. radio station for blowing a dog whistle. you know one of those dog whistles that. only dogs can hear allegedly I mean who.

knows if they [ __ ] can but but uh I. got fired for blowing one of those on. the radio station all the time because. people would complain you know like I. can't listen to food fighters. you know because my damn Labrador hates. your uh your audio network you know oh I. can't even listen to this day you know. I'm trying to call in and get y'all to. play some juvenile you know I'm trying.

to play back that ass up we out here and. my god cousin's funeral and we trying to. play back that ass up and uh and they. got it you know and they got six stray. dogs showing up over here on the dance. floor. so I don't know man y'all need to. tighten up over there and uh and that's. what it is. hadar what did I do this weekend this. past weekend man thank you guys for. being here today I do want to tell you. some dates just are coming up very.

excited Lafayette Louisiana. December 26th at the Hyman Performing. Arts Center and a portion of the. proceeds to go to Dustin Poirier 'he's. good fight foundation very excited to. see that do Dustin called out a you know. Nate Diaz on it was hilarious he's in. the hospital bed because they took part. of his hip or something they put him a. dam I mean I think they're gonna replace. his hip with a damn chainsaw brother.

dude's gonna be cutting people's heads. off he's gonna have them you know and. they know probably get a job doing. reforestation or timber so who knows I. mean that dude could be you know he. could be fighting by a day and he could. be fighting that night and doing uh and. building you know and doing working in a. lumberyard working it over there Dewalt. or something during the daytime but uh. and he was talking [ __ ] to um that man. Nick Diaz [ __ ] was hilarious unless it.

was hilarious did he go read their. conversation back and forth it's pretty. funny but it was also kind of respectful. too it's pretty cool yeah this is it. this is a great time to get out there do. a costume you know when I was yelling it. and have as many costumes a ghost was a. popular deal especially in our. neighborhood you had to get a spare. sheet and I'm saying I remember having. that I remember I asked him for a sheet. for my birthday just to save that.

bastard so I could ghost out you know. and some people you know a lot of kids. kids you know if you had a sheet a lot. of times you didn't really you know some. people called it more of a bastard. drapery because you didn't usually have. a daddy or something if he was just out. there in a sheet I mean one kid put a. would put a sheet on and put like a. little rope around his neck kind of and. he [ __ ] forgot to cut the holes into. it hell yeah dude ran outside and got. attacked by a bunch of [ __ ] stray.

dogs so you got a I mean Halloween you. got to think you know you have to I mean. cut some face holes and stuff. but I remember getting into mass. remember you would put the title on it'd. be so hard to breathe you be like. trapped in there and that tight-ass. thing pressing into the back you had. that little and if you have one of them. cheap when the bra especially from the. if you got with something from like the.

pharmacy or whatever your dad got you. that little outfit I remember my dad one. time got me and my brother he. accidentally got us both Raggedy Ann. instead of Andy so we were both out. there like it just a couple of straight. up sugar [ __ ] my looking for candy. going door-to-door hey little lady. people saying like oh my god I'm going.

on the Handy but I'm just I got the. wrong you know uh. pseudo I got my sister's dress on that. was a shittiest man being locked in that. damn little [ __ ] face [ __ ] prison. that can't do that little plastic math. that [ __ ] cuts into your head you try. to stick your tongue out the little. breathing hole in there people dying. dude they yeah you put that thing that. mask on you something you could even.

breathe sometimes you some people die. some guy you you know he put it on he. died like damn bro where's Leonard you. know and he's at the funeral and they. got on a death certificate Raggedy Andy. on their Frankenstein I don't even. [ __ ] look for his real identity just. wild man different time you know. different time. you know I remember one time when I was. at Halloween uh my dad had gotten you.

know could my father was a senior. citizen hold on him I have a snicker. real quick cuz I deserve it mmm God my. god you could. snicker boy it's just like somebody just. threw a big old fine piece of ass in. your mouth you feel me mm-hmm.

no god I love that little snicker boy. and I'm on the minis right now and by. Christmas all escalate up to a damn full. bar. I'll go mini then I'll go then baby. snicker they went you know and I go full. bar I don't do them big king-size we got. one in here from like a damn museum or. something. or the kind you pull over on the side of. the interstate and in Missouri to take a. picture up with your cousin you sit him.

up on the top of it and get a picture of. him but we're not talking no no oh. so one time I remember my dad he was. senior citizen and that's like as much. citizen as you can be really and he's. probably what maybe 75 77 maybe I don't. know maybe I don't know maybe have gone. with about 80 but and he got the bat you.

know he got his blood work or something. came back wrong or they gave him a wrong. blood work at the hospital because the. hospital when I was growing up it was. like two guys over there working in a. couple ladies they maybe had four people. over there then one guy was a mechanic. and so he'd come in there and he put it. you know he'd try to cure cancer with a. damn allen wrench in there you know he's. in there fixing a broken arm but um you. know what I uh would a Phillips head.

wrench so there was limited ability to. really be you know healed or procured I. mean he if he got healed you were really. lucky so I remember my dad got some bad. the wrong blood work they gave him. somebody else's blood work like I have a. newborn baby or son so he they said he. had the good blood you know sugar was. low and it was right at Halloween and so. dude he got in our Halloween candy he. must a he must aid about.

I bet he probably had about a nineteen. Ricci Cup and uh and he he went into a. like a he passed out wedding like a. sugar coma or something and you take him. to the hospital dude in the hospital you. know like I said it's for you know they. got three people over there one of them. to drive through some lady you know they. selling fries out the back of it I mean. it [ __ ] was this was limited time it was. limited ability to really get well I.

mean that's why you would either go to. the hospital you were to do prayer. some people just prayer and a my dad. they are mostly it was babies mostly the. hospitals for babies so you take a you. know you take your dad over there. he had like a sugar stroke or something. they put him in a damn incubator you. know they got him in like a damn. nine-foot incubator he's in there you. know doing cigarettes or something. little Daniel come by and sell them a.

pack of smokes bro you cuz you know how. Daniel is dirty Dan you don't care if. you get well or not you know he makes. his own choices and he don't like to he. don't care if you get well or not he. does not care but those were the days. man different time you know because you. get a sugar report of an infant next. thing you know you think you can live. how you want you're in college again but. really you're a senior citizen.

we don't still have to tell you about. I'll tell you this that if you're. gambling and you should have been on. them in a while and Saints because Drew. Brees man is that come he's so inspiring. you know he's like a UH he's like a. light at the end of the tunnel of. humanity then uh but if you'd like to. bet on games like I do there's only one. real place to do it and the place that I. like to do it is that my bookie my.

bookie regardless of whether you been. battling. I'm sorry man I think my lungs is. haunted I think my lungs is haunted man. bye cigarette. bye cigarette so sorry man that's what.

I'm saying dude everybody's getting. haunted right now what's in your brain. which is where you you know you got a. dirty ghost in your lung and you got a. [ __ ] little you know you got a ghost. in your wiener or in your coot you know. what I'm saying everybody's got. something haunting them right now. haunting their body haunting their brain. it's that time maybe it's that time. we've all got something haunting us some.

people like to gamble. you know don't fly to Vegas to do it in. 1900 okay don't get you just fly over. there and you know lie to your wife and. say you go on to the store next thing. you know you go on for four days you. know so what I'm seeing is my bookie do. it the right way whether you've been. betting for years you're ready to play. for the first time my bookie is your. best bet this season make your best bet. if you're the kind of guy who likes to.

bet a little and win a lot try a parlay. now a parlay used to be whenever you got. uh whenever you hooked up with a chick. over there on the golf course but this. is different for instance if you like a. couple of the big favorites this week or. in two weeks you want to lay a little. bit of money on them ah LSU Tigers to. beat that Crimson Tide then parlays are. perfect cuz it lets you bet multiple. games together for a bigger payout and. that's how I like to roll all a six. dollars you know I'll bet you know that.

that the that the Rottweiler across the. street is gonna be you know is going to. buy one of these you know kids doing. tricks on their bikes but you know if. you want to bet a couple of that on a. couple different streets then you do it. through my bookie that's the parlay. if you're gonna bet this season do the. smart thing go to my bookie dot AG. because no one gives you more ways to. win between football season the playoffs. the start of the NBA NHL it's time to.

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paid man get that loot get that loot I'm. thinking about going to Louisiana on 3rd. Wednesday to go see the kiddos and a. niece and nephew and you know uh man I. love you know it's a it's a lot this. time of year coming up and I know you. know sometimes we head into the season. and people are dealing with different. stressors and you know maybe you you you.

just lost a girlfriend or you just lost. a love winner you know were you're not. sure what to do or you don't know what. your choices are but just just keep. moving forward you know everything will. be okay and I just want to tell you that. and I'm telling myself that too because. I need to hear that from myself. sometimes and I'm not getting all debbie. downer people sometimes say may you know. something you get a little down or and. do it I'm an alcoholic man you know this.

is it's a problem that it never doubt. whatever that demon is that dark art. that lives in me that Vincent van Gogh. straw something's haunting it haunts me. and I'm a haunted haunted haunted house. bro and I'm a two-storey bra got a. garage you know I got AB a cement a I. got a damn uh you know a lean-to out. back we got a tree house there's some. [ __ ] haunted territory and.

and so it's a constant battle you know. when you have alcoholism and that kind. of thing and stuff it's a constant. battle man it doesn't mean you can't. just beat at once you can't it just it. you it is a fight so you know when some. time I got a little bit of [ __ ] at me. bro when they baked my batch they do a. look you know they do a little a couple. extra [ __ ] little you know half a. scoop a [ __ ] sometimes in me so I got a. battle through that you know through the. through those extra through the extra.

you know amount of [ __ ] that's in me. because look dude if I had my choice and. I'm standing there at the checkout I'd. be like I and I hold the [ __ ] you know. I'm saying hold the [ __ ] but that's not. that's not what the deck I was dealt and. so I can only play with these cards that. I have oh man we got some great calls. that came in man I'm so happy to be here.

I can't believe this is let me see. December 16th will be three years of. doing this past weekend Wow. three years that's crazy that's like a. three-year-old child that's pretty. bizarre let's take a call or two as. always a hotline nine eight five six six. four nine five zero three. we all got ghosts we all got goes what's.

up James from San Jose and San Jose. definitely have been to that place and. it's they got a lot of if you're down. there kind of where the buses aren't. stuck they got a lot of at night a lot. of people will kind of beat each other. out in the street and stuff like that it. has that kind of unique vibe that. outdoors Evod downtown onward [ __ ] I was. just listening to your podcast now. you're talking about. the zoo in the Kulik akan province.

oh yeah my buddy got that read down. there on that uh that Sinaloa animal. sanctuary baby. uh yeah what do you know you have any. info I don't know if you know but. we're El Chapo's boys are and they're. going ham right now so I don't know if. that'd be the smartest investment you. just wanted to give you the heads up I. don't know if people want you to news. lately that [ __ ] is going crazy brother. gang gang gang gang man no I didn't know.

that thank you for that information. that's one thing I love about this this. back and forth we have here is the. information I receive so if El Chapo's. boys are out there but see that's when I. think people could use an animal the. most you know a couple people getting. murdered or whatever and you get to go. touch a soft animal you know and that's. like it's almost like when you touch the. back of a damn beautiful and when you.

touch the back of a beautiful ape or a. beautiful you know a kitten or even one. of those little dogs that's in a. wheelchair or something um there's. nothing more beautiful than that then. rubbing your hand it's almost like. sticking your hand right into Heaven's. ass you know like right into just a. right into heaven when you touch the. back of an animal or the back are you. touch the front of a of a you know a.

soft seal or something around ostrich or. yeah or something you know at a petting. zoo you they let you touch a damn. [ __ ] lemur or something or check its. throat for a see if it's nozzles or you. know if I might have a cold or whatever. I mean that that can cure a lot of. people so I'm saying so the thing the. thing about the zoo that gets me is. could it be you know to your friends. just got beheaded you get to go look at.

a couple lambs or whatever [ __ ] or. just being together you know cuz it's. not always about sex you know then that. could be something that could be special. but out you know it's crazy because my. boy and even gotten back to me. I mean he's down there getting responded. to like the past four messages so we'll. see man but I got a lot of response. about that people saying dude don't do a. zoo in Mexico. well yeah easy for you to say you don't.

have the opportunity to do it so alright. let's we got it we had some calls that. came in about pyramid schemes and I got. schemed out as a child me and my friend. Charlie we lost we lost $1,000 in a. pyramid scheme. and dude I think it was even when I. remember thinking back I think it was. called the pyramid scheme like these. people whoever put it on didn't even.

hide and now remember it was like up. here I was like it was a pyramid it said. you know I think it even said don't do. this at the bottom so it was you know it. was it wasn't probably like a premiere. choice but we had some call that came in. about that pyramid hmm and I just had. another snicker boy good God. Who am I what have I done to deserve.

this luxury boy when I put a snake on my. face man it's just like mmm my god mmm. it's like my whole tongue just dang went. to church brother mmm god it's like. every one of my teeth just sat down in a. sugary little Sunday School. mmm because my mouth is with the Lord.

when I got a snicker in it my god mmm. mommy Benny young in Iraq when a mommy. of being young and erect hmm you know I. used to get so erect as a child I was. like a damn shark Jesus ruining my vibe.

dude if you laid me on my back and you. know I look like a damn shark Brock. because I had that wiener topping out up. at the top of my pants and everything. all right some calls came in about. pyramid scheme let's get to one of those. cuz I asked you guys to let me know if. you'd ever done I've been caught up then. the Dark Arts has shapeshifter man that. pyramid you know that said I said the. Bermuda Triangle of your bank account.

right there gang CEO what's going on man. if you don't well this is Cody from. Lancaster Pennsylvania Cody from. Lancaster PA and that's Amish country. and the Amish sure I mean they're. beautiful ma'am they're like new they're. like deer like newborn deer endangered. species you need kind of can you can. look at them but you don't want to get. up real close it or steal your chips you. know it's stealing bag of potato chips. out of your hand kind of like those. little monkeys over there and them Oh.

Malaysia or even in I think even a lot. of places let's hear more thank you for. calling brother homeward I'm currently. driving from Florida to my hometown I. heard about you talking about a pyramid. scheme. my fiance and I actually got wrapped up. in one of those with Amway amen brother. oh we're doing so uh some babysitting. and the parents of the child actually.

just they got us kind of wrapped up and. that gave us a presentation a PowerPoint. slide started unloading products on us. and it was just like you know zero. hundreds and in no time so I gotta tell. ya it's uh it can definitely be. the people there at the top but you know. if you just starting out you have to. start selling your friends and family. and you know that can just be stressful. and you know to be rough man so yeah. just let you know I we got in briefly. got out and you know if anything's about.

the money on that so well I'm sorry to. hear that man I appreciate you sharing. Amway I'm guessing that's when they do. the baby powder and yeah I got caught up. in that the Amway people they sell you. anything. hey don't you want this shampoo you know. it's got cinnamon at the bottom you know. but also it has cinnamon at the bottom. real cinnamon dude I don't give a [ __ ]. man I'm trying I'm trying to wash matter. this ain't a damn snickerdoodle you know. so I don't get some time they like Amway.

like all you need on they got everything. you know they'll get you involved in all. they get yet I say you everything oh you. need this little long just thing a syrup. you notice thing a syrup it turns into. ice cream at night don't you want a. couple scoops of it [ __ ] no bruh how. about that so but I don't know man I'm. sorry you guys got caught in it but I'll. be careful of that I'll be careful at.

that pyramid scheme who else got schemed. out let's take a call right now again yo. big Samuel from Indy and thank you for. calling my friend I was calling to leave. a comment about the period well that's a. yeah a verbal comment gang brother. homework he and my experience with that. yeah people started call me that I had. taught you in ages. you know hey man I got this concrete for.

you you know it was like the answer all. your screams that's right okay man I. haven't talked to you in a long time I. appreciate you thinking me I did I felt. like I was loved like people wanted to. give me this this dream that's like okay. I'll go to this meeting it's like a mix. and do it was very cold and very cool a. drinky v and I was instantly freaked out. and they were. handed out drinks it was the place that.

supplements me and they're like who'll. try this energy drink packet which it. was just but looking back I think it was. the kool-aid right yeah they want you to. sip the kool-aid that's the thing a. couple years ago I was you know living. my life. and they said hey do you want to come. perform at this function and I think it. was like a couple thousand bucks they.

said you want to come perform at this. function might even $1,500 and just come. in the back and we you know we'll meet. you back there and come in and you'd be. going the stage you're gonna perform for. a little while and then Suzanne Somers. gonna do it and Suzanne summer is this. lady I mean she really she looks like. she has a real strong kind of butthole. on her to be honest. and I know I don't I've never said that.

about anyone actually but it looks like. her you know her little B hole could. probably I bet it could I bet it could. probably blow a bubble with some gum if. it has gum in it so that's what I'm kind. of saying look like she just has a. really she's real strong she always does. the leg Fitness and um glute fit and you. know glute thickness and glute is just.

so you don't say but that's all glue it. is but so I was there I go in the back I. go on a stage I perform it's a little. bizarre it's like all these people. sitting in there you know one dude has. on like a top hat. people are like scream and you know and. fired up and and there's like a clock. that's counting down on the wall like. you know I don't remember where it's at. like 40 minutes or something so then I.

get done performing I go back backstage. I haven't even been to the front of the. event so they say look man if you want. to go around front get your little. chocolate cake because they were doing. dinner when I was onstage and they had. just gotten. in a desert portion of the evening and. I'll be honest I love a desert all right. you know I'm sick of people acting like. we just like dinner bitching I like it. all okay I want dessert I want that I. want lime slices I want it all [ __ ]. okay that's who I am I'm sick of sitting.

at the menu every time we get the menu. have to look at all the other stuff. first but give me a menu that just has. dessert on it and I'll be fine okay I'll. have nine scoops ice cream that's fine. brah actually I wish they'd served. everything in ice cream salad ice cream. steak ice cream pork chop ice cream dude.

I would have it mmm oh so I go around. front I go in then I'm out so now I'm. able to see the stage from the front and. see what everybody else is seeing. there's like this countdown clock of. like when the new product is gonna. launch there's like all of these um it. was cold like yeah it was like a vitamin.

thing like power vy or something or some. i don't know what it was dude and they. had these patches you put on your head. and helps you sleep and stuff and when. you put under your neck or whatever and. it keeps ants off your body. they had they had one pie they had like. these other yeah this patches you put. them on your shoulder and you put you. know you'll never think about your. ex-girlfriend or something or you know. they got these patches you it's like um. you put them on the backi legs and you. can drive better just all kind of.

[ __ ] but everybody was in there and. they were fired up and the new patches. were about to launch and and i was like. holy [ __ ] mounters performed at a. pyramid scheme I didn't realize I was. like damn I just performed at a pyramid. scheme and I look onstage and Suzanne. Somers up there with that strong ass. freaking back you know that back jaw. she got that real Hardy back Joe and uh.

and she was talking about something. magnesium I think or something I don't. know but but yeah we all get caught up. we all get caught up yeah I lost a. thousand as a child and I remember. getting high when I was young too uh. with a with the same kid I lost the. money with you know little Charlie and. he was real real white real white guy. and he wore a lot of Western type of.

clothing he had good posture and he he. he was heavily garbed western style he. was you know like a western-style. omelette he was like a western-style. human and one night we got high with a. couple urban gentlemen little clients. and somebody else I don't remember. Christopher I think his name was. beautiful boy long arms I mean this kid. could [ __ ] he could he could rescue.

somebody who had fallen down in a hole. easily and we all got real high one time. we're driving in this 84 Ford Escort I. had and they and I got so high I was. like oh you know what to be funny as if. I pull over and say the car won't start. and they'll all get out of the car and. be looking under the hood and it was. midnight man it was nighttime you know. darkness had said so I roll on the side.

of the interstate I'm like dang man car. won't start guys said they're all. [ __ ] high as [ __ ] as as so was I also. so everybody was and they get out the. car and uh and they were looking under. the hood for so long man indeed I was. laughing so [ __ ] hard I never laughed. so hard in my life man I never laughed.

so hard in my life. they're like what is there like a floor. it you know because if you don't know. [ __ ] about. you know when cars are broken here's. what you do you go you open the hood. your buddies in there you say hey brah. floor it and he'll floored it makes a. loud sound and then you say I don't know. what the problem is brother so yeah man. they had a and I just kept telling them. that it wouldn't start I just kept.

telling them that it would not start I. don't know why I did it but God still. just good times you gotta have fun with. people you gotta have fun with yourself. let's take another call that came in. about the scheme yeah CJ from Houma. Louisiana big CJ down there in Houma and. the east is yeah people will be like oh. I got a lot of homosexuals out there and. that means just people from Houma and. that's not what you you know it doesn't.

mean you prefer someone of the same sex. so good to hear from your brother. homeward 95 baby gang bro I actually got. into a pyramid scheme because of my mom. I was actually my mom's first customer. and dang now that's dark arts brah hmm. man you really that's why let's hear. more yeah I had to give her $600 which.

was all the money I had cuz I was only. like 18 at I'm 17 18. oh man that's when they got me to man. when I was young and we found out one of. my buddies his parents hehe got duped. and his parents got duped let's hear. more and then I got my cousin's involved. in it dude it ruin and it ruins families. showed them that got their money yeah.

cuz cousins they'll do all kind of [ __ ]. bro cousins you know they especially. second or third cousin if you can't even. make first chair when it comes to begin. at cousin bruh. no yeah I'll get you into a pyramid. scheme because we don't have that for. you know you second third cousin do. you might as well be almost an enemy. homeward so we were all kind of involved. in it but they would make us go to these. trips also like different states and.

stuff and duties like conventions I went. to this one convention in Vegas and I. like basically I just like the weapons. on the floor in someone's hotel room and. I was pretty awkward it's probably the. worst experience being in Las Vegas of. 1718 but yeah pretty much the falling. out was just like obviously we didn't. make any money yeah I lost a lot of. friendships trying to get people in the. business a lot of high school. friendships and some family members and. my mom never gave me that $600 back so I.

gained game. damn man is you know it's hard when you. mix money and family when you mix stuff. like that sorry I just had another I had. another one mmm and this one's starting. to be I'm having a little bit too many. um it's hard when you mix family and the. money and everybody's people. fist-fighting. me and my friend we didn't talk for a.

long time because of the pyramid scheme. cuz he lost the money and I lost the. money and we had a square and we kept. calling somebody else and then somebody. died and they didn't man yeah I don't. know who wins I wonder if there's just. somebody who's just going town to town. just you know like just Jerry pyramid. and he's winning them all but I'm sorry. about that the you went to Vegas hmm I. mean you really went through it brother.

and it haunts you man that's the thing. it haunts you I still get a little mad. about that but I'm glad I only lost that. and that that little bit in the. beginning. I'm glad you only lost that 600 then. gonna get me again that's it homeward. hey wassup the others landed I'm from. Dallas Texas make a landing down here in. Dallas and I like Dallas man uh I.

definitely have been down there and. you know gotten involved in some you. know I've had honestly man I felt some. pretty hard titties down there and. Dallas a long time ago back when the. hard titties was more popular more. currently living in LA though I just. wanted to call in about pyramid schemes. you know they were talking about that. shady triangle I personally haven't been. in one but my mom was that real pyramid.

scheme queen hmm oh yeah. one of those mid biddies Brown gang she. she loved it. she finally got out of it thank God so. she's teetering and I could see her. ordering things again she used to order. a lot of packages to our door of. different types of accoutrements that. you would get in a pyramid scheme she. would try to rank up I remember one time. she said she was about five sales away. from getting a free BMW hmm we still.

drive a Chevy she did probably about. five pyramid schemes when I was a child. damn you mom's like basically the. Ayatollah or whatever man she's like the. Egyptian queen really Euphrates or. something you know what I'm saying but. she's that's crazy yang you're always. five cars away you're always five sales. away from winning it you know the little. you know homemade starburst maker or. whatever or you know something you know. when them little ice-cream makers or.

whatever you can have at the house snow. cone maker then piece of [ __ ] dude armor. buying a snow cone maker one time this. [ __ ] was about nine dollars and it was. basically just like a little hatchet. kind of like a little kind of very not. even a hard hatchet like a little safe. axe and like a little cup in there and. you had to like bring known ice and beat. that [ __ ] up and Jesus Christ man I wish. I just had never gotten bought in that. and I think took a couple years off my. life the stress of trying to just make a.

damn cold treat for myself you know when. I was young but still kind of haunted by. that let's take another call here man. the hotline is always ninety five six. sixty four nine five zero three. again we got that out that Lafayette. show I also want to thank we got some. beautiful pumpkins here in studio today. and they're done by mr. Brian Johnson. and I'll put them on the Instagram and. tag him and he does some really amazing.

art and Brian Johnson studios is his uh. his IG handle sorry Brian. B Rin Johnson studio and he did some. real cool with the cartoon Rat King you. know he really got into it and and in it. and it's that time this past weekend is.

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from a BMW man you know yet us you know. while we just on the verge we're just on. the verge dude you don't right after. Halloween it's gonna be Thanksgiving I. mean it's gonna be like fast and then. it's gonna be Christmas and it's gonna. be New Year's it's gonna be fast dude. that's like what whenever you hear a kid. say like oh yeah I'm seven and a half. it's like bro nobody gives a [ __ ] about. the half dude nobody's milling around.

being like all is he gonna get there you. know nobody's looking at you when aiming. like oh he's seven years and 56% okay so. tight you you know you know tone it down. a little bucko oh yeah I'm 50 I'm 50 and. a half you know what I'm saying that's. the weirdest dude some guy who's like 50. and a half years old and he tells you. that that dude that guy's from somewhere.

else bro. maybe Dutch or something you know the. Dutch a real aerodynamic as well I don't. know if we've if I brought that up or. not but if you want to see somebody go. downhill quickly and and really be good. at it that's the Dutch they're so. aerodynamic you can't beat it no one can. let's say a patreon our question came in.

we're gonna do this we can all went to. autistic comedy actually I had four sets. I had a bunch of sets this week working. on some new material and it felt real. good to get back on stage I have been. honest you know haven't been inspired. really that recently I don't know what's. going on I just you know you know me. something I got these ghosts in my brain. and but man it felt good this weekend. got out there dude.

Bobby Lee blessum showed me pictures he. has pictures of his fault when his. father was deceased. he has pictures in there with him and. his father and his family and the dad's. laying there you know gone I mean the. dad is going his spirits going on but. they're milling around with the UH with. the with the dad bod I guess you call it. dad bought yeah they're milling around.

with the dad bod so that was and he. showed us the pictures he showed us the. pictures I think it's like a traditional. Korean thing where you know you you know. show pictures of your you know kind of. like honor your parents or something. because they used to do hieroglyphs that. would you know if your parents died they. would draw it on the wall you know they. get a little sword or something draw it. on the wall but now that you know you. can't people draw on their walls as much.

because it's not caves and stuff people. you know everybody's wants to resell. their house so and he showed us the. images dude it was very very interesting. it's kind of beautiful though kind of. beautiful here's a question that came in. from Alex Gebhardt did hard to Theo I've. declared myself the world's worst. procrastinator I'm currently taking a. coding course and I'm behind so many. assignments because I just don't want to. do them do you have our problems. procrastinating and what do you do to.

pull yourself out of it yeah man I do. and I have problems I'm upset at. procrastinating years ago I look except. for things I mean most of my 20s was. procrastinating and honestly man just. chasing leg chasing woman you know. chasing nah you know chasing Teddy boy. so so yeah I got that man what do I do.

to pull myself out of it well some of it. I noticed is my nature you know I'm kind. of that like you know I'm that last. chance Lance I do well at the end you. know I do well at the end I do well when. the pressure is on but a you know when I. do really well when when I start early. that's when I really really do I find. excel at stuff so I think just. motivation you know life is a program of.

action I talked to a friend this week I. was you know having tough time with some. stuff the past couple weeks and so you. know and I'm always thinking about. things I'm always thinking about how I. feel I'm feeling about how I think and. he said hey man life's a program it's a. it's a it's a program of action we could. think of a feel and that's okay those. things are real and we need to do that. we need to process what's going on with.

us and and share with other people so we. don't have like these things trapped in. us but at a certain point it's a it's a. program of action people that win or. people that act people that achieve. their goals or their dreams or get what. they want it's people that take action. that's it and the other stuff is good. but it's really it's a program of action. and now and it's hard for me to stomach. that sometimes but it's the truth and.

yeah if you're so far behind man I think. set aside a day go to the library make. it something fun go have kind of a new. experience I'm gonna get me a coffee I'm. gonna go to the library I'm gonna do my. work you know get done what I need to do. I'm gonna get a classmate to hold me. accountable say you you want to work on. this together can we do that because. I'll tell you this do it if you.

procrastinate now that kind of stuff. doesn't go away very easily you know you. really have to make some efforts for. change if you want to now if you're just. gonna procrastinate on don't be too hard. on yourself that's what I do you know. I'm gonna beat myself up instead of. enjoying my procrastination get a pizza. bro you know I'm saying get a [ __ ]. ice cream get some pizza ice cream and. douse yourself out there and live it. right bro okay.

this is a patreon question came in. Amanda Grayson after working in. Corrections for the last two years I've. seen what the dark arts can do to people. can you offer some suggestions on how to. stay kind and not be cynical in a. negative and manipulative environment. wow I can only imagine what that's like. you know you're in Corrections you go in. there every day and your work and really. with the with the outcasts and the the. dregs and the people that are evil and.

afflicted and also people that are. mentally not well people that have been. neglected I mean you're working in the. bottom you're working at a very unique. layer of humanity and also a little in a. layer where you guys are probably. perceived as the enemy even though. you're just somebody is going in and. clocking in a work you didn't make the. choices for this person you know you. didn't set the circumstances you weren't.

the parents of them that set the you. know set the framework of their life but. you're really you're having to live you. know with uh with what's you know you. having to be there work frontline with. them mm-hmm. you know I have trouble with it too I. have trouble being cynical and being. judgemental and I think you know praying. for your enemy can really help praying. for your enemy you know just try to do.

do what's right and if they see it you. know if people see it some of them will. see it someone will remember you know. it's so funny to me the people that. influenced me in my life ever think that. if you went back and looked at my life. and you let somebody else I hate pick. out the people that influenced this. fella I don't know you might not get him. right because sometimes it was just. certain moments when I was willing to. hear somebody or when I was you know.

somebody could tell me something a. million times and I couldn't hear it but. then one day you know uh you know a. basketball coach or a camp counselor or. somebody just had you know who had me in. assert you know just in a certain. or a certain place where I was feeling I. was willing to hear what was going on or. willing to hear some advice or. suggestion and and I would you know it's. just kind of interesting so I think just.

do you best be an example but also at. some point saying you you're down there. dealing with people that some of them is. just they they're just an extension of. the devil you got there you know you. really the prison is basically just like. a it's like the Hardys of Hades you know. you got a lot of real devil dwellers out. there so just you know do your best and. keep the light alive in you because I.

bet it can be easy to get pulled down. man it's like working right out there on. this like it's like it almost if you. took Hades it was a piece of water and. you put a just a boat dock out into it. and that's the correctional but I bet. there's one or two people you can. inspire so look for them maybe and I. think just maybe see what's similar. between you and those people listen for. the similarities between because there's. some things where you guys are both just. human and you'll have very similar and. maybe those would be places where you.

can make little bridges with people um. what's going on and also I don't know. you know I'm just I don't have any. experience down there but I do know that. the dark arts man it's uh you know the. coffins are open right now and you can. hear you can hear it all happening all. right let's hit this um this call that. came in right here nine eight five six.

six four nine five zero three as well. there's a show at The Wiltern in Los. Angeles December 10th and that's a. that's a show that would be good to get. a ticket - I think it's almost nearing. sellout and what else all went met with. uh you know you met with a cartoonist. company who's made some pretty big. cartoons about possibly doing something. with the animations that we've been. doing. so that could be pretty cool you never.

know but that could be pretty cool yeah. and what else I'm just you know I'm. starting to feel a little bit less. stressed than I was earlier in this year. man I really I was not I was not doing. really well. it was tough I was having a tough time. all right let's keep it trapped bruh um.

here we go. hey uh this is hunter from Shelby North. Carolina. what's up hunter over there in that. cackalacky boy that North Carolina gang. bro give me what you got for a pork chop. right outside of Charlotte so I got a. DWI last thing about a week ago I'm 25. and uh but it's my second DWI I got my.

first one when I was 17 and I blew a. point for you well now I've blown a. point oh nine for this one oh wow so you. probably you like the damn Rain Man or. breathalyzers about you hitting them. numbers though you know I'm saying you. might want to play the scratchers or. whatever due to um pick three Albert as. well but it falls within a seven-year. period to where you can't have two duis. in North Carolina within seven years or.

you get mandatory jail time and so in ER. I got I got my old lady and my dog I was. just bought a house I had to drop out of. school I guess someone try to find a job. or something somewhere so I can look. good to the judge I guess but I guess. I'm really just stressing this this. going to jail thing I just wanted to get. some love some advice from in and you. know I guess just here you make.

something funny about it something made. me laugh but uh gang bruh well dude it's. hard I mean if you really from a place. called Chevy North Carolina I mean look. that up isn't really Chevy North. Carolina I was gonna say do this hard. not to get a DUI when your town isn't. even for a damn truck um do you I can't.

believe you blew that point on Island. two times you should tell the judge that. like look I'm the breathalyzer whisperer. okay every time I puff into that [ __ ] I. hit the numbers yeah I'm saying you. might want to go out just telling me you. know you might want to start being a. bookie or something my breath bookie and. uh I mean it sucks dude ah you know what. sucks kind of is if you you know if you. guys were you know a lot of wealthy.

people get out of this kind of [ __ ] cuz. they get the right attorneys and blah. blah blah you know and and that's where. people you know from regular places like. us they don't we don't have the same. opportunity sometimes but those people. who get out of things like this that. they're just kicking the can down the. road they don't learn their lesson so. maybe you just had some bad luck you. know if you got to in seven years that's. not insane but it's a I don't want to.

say that's a pattern but it ain't. [ __ ] cool you know it ain't good it. ain't great and I know you know that man. I'm not trying to preach at you but then. my leash if you go do a little bit of. time but I think your wife will think. that's sexy as hell you know having to. drop out of school if you do go in man I. would just use it as time to to prepare. for something or to you know study or to. just be to come out and be you know. really streamline headed into what you.

want to head into it may be a good time. for you to give you some time to think. about stuff I mean I'm hoping it's just. a couple of months or you know but am. and also you can't be in people's in. there for doing fires an arson you know. murder. you know outdoor murder and Dormer. all kind of stuff uh and you in there. just for you know you had a couple of. bush lights and [ __ ] decided to floor.

it on the way home I think you got to. come up with a better you got to come up. with a good crime that you did trying to. cover a real good crime mmm what's a. good crime doing you know what you could.

always tell me you tickled the cop after. they pulled over I think there's. something kind of wild about that. because anybody could shoot somebody or. do this or that but somebody tickle a. damn cop bra people say what you in for. like I just been tickling the police son. like damn I'm gonna give that guy mom my. uh my bread roll at UH at dinner because.

that dude is that kind of guy who's. [ __ ] not afraid if I can put both of. his all ten of his fingers into a cop's. ribs and wiggle him around. hmmm boy that's something serious days. so yeah I would tell people even for. tickling the police bro because there's. something kind of [ __ ] artsy about. that but stay safe and give your wife a. big hug man and uh you're lucky to have. somebody to support you if you do have. to struggle with that and I'm sorry that. people like where we're from don't have. the same opportunity to get out of some.

of the [ __ ] but the [ __ ] stays. it just I adds up so no matter what's. going on. however this shakes out I think if you. can get to the core whatever the issue. is would you have a drinking problem you. have a driving problem I'm saying one of. them you I think you have an issue at. one of them so maybe next time if you. take all you maybe have your buddy take. all your tires off your truck or. something if you're gonna go drinking. you know make a rule or something you. know at least two tires so be well.

brother homework all right let's take. this call right here here we go one more. call maybe maybe I don't know. it's Halloween man I've been trying to. just I'm not trying to do anything man. I'm just trying to keep it going. I'm trying to keep it going man that's. all we got to do you know I'm so tired. of my brain making plans with me my. brains always like every time I do. something it's like okay now we're doing. this okay now we're doing this you know. my brain it just it just always finds.

the problem it's like my brain is like a. vacuum and it only it's like a room but. one of them thing that's vacuums like. you're going you know rumbas somebody. call it you know rumors of those things. you turn it on it's supposed to clean. your house while you're while you're. away. but there's videos a lot couple rumors. outside you know smoke and you know. somebody caught two-room was [ __ ]. outside of their garage so everybody.

want to talk about how artificial. intelligence is gonna be the future and. everything like that you know I mean you. got meanwhile you got a you know a. Roomba and one of these nest thermostats. and they meet and they meet up outside. of the garage and you know cooking up a. gram or something or heating up a couple. of uh you know batches it at greenie. it's just I mean artificial intelligence. is only as good as the dope it's going.

to get into so next time you you know. you you and you know you look in the. washroom you find some drugs and they're. something that might not be your. husband's your husband's stash how do. you know that you know some of these. machines ain't doing the [ __ ] you know. next time they pull you over and they. search your car and they finally you. know a couple little sacks of quaaludes. or uh you know in a little um mason jar. of uh KY jellies or something preserves.

preferably because you don't hang out. like a little bit of chunk in it but uh. but just say hey man you know I don't. know what this car does at night I Drive. this [ __ ] during the day okay I don't. know what this thing it might be you. know rolling over there to the Chevrolet. dealership. and in free Basin I don't know what you. know I'm saying I don't know but I'm. just saying at a certain point. artificial intelligence is gonna be so. smart easily it could get easily it.

could do drugs so that's that's what I'm. saying I read an article the other day. they found a toaster that had a couple. um doing dabs so what is that you. telling me it just what was this guy. talking about sorry did anybody even. call I don't even know what's happening. um let me take a call right now here we. go homework oh this is a written written.

callin from Tacoma Washington I just got. finished listening to the last podcast. I think thanks for listening man thanks. for your patience you know when it's. funny cuz sometime I come in I don't. know what this podcast gonna be like I. don't know what's gonna happen you know. I don't know how I'm feeling I don't. know how you're feeling but we keep. showing up man I'm grateful for that. you know to the person that called. earlier it's like you just keep doing it.

you got to just keep going if you. procrastinate and then no matter it's. it's a program of action you know. existence is a program of action it's. like we can feel and do all these things. and talk about how we feel and it's. important and it's real but at a certain. point you know we have to take action we. have to onward let's go brother the end.

you're talking about the middle ground. that we sort of live in my question is. to you or anyone listening if this makes. it in how do you change your desires to. be sort of positive or good like I want. to have both hands on the board and move. forward but part of me feels like I like. the dark arts if I'm going to be honest. so anyway let me know what you think. gang bruh you know I feel I feel you. right there. you know I feel you right there it's.

like I want to be I mean I talked about. this before I want to be part of the. solution I want to be I want to live in. the good space I want to you know I want. that freedom that I have that's that. people have and it's tougher sometimes. for some people than it is for others. and unfortunately for me that's you know. that's some of my battle and that's okay.

some people at different battles some. people have you know wasps in their. house some people you know have trouble. battling and you know the the dim. elements the dark hearts man and and. that's me I want to do something bad a. lot of times you know I'm gonna be dirty. I want to be you know a naughty naughty. naughty naughty naughty type of guy but.

at the same time there's a bigger thing. as a light in me that wants to do that. once that wants to be and that wants to. be part of the solution because once you. especially if you can be part of this if. you're if you can then you can help. other people you can be an example you. know and I get people sent messages a. lot of times like hey thank you you know. for talking about sobriety and talking. about the things you struggle with and.

and and you're welcome man you're. welcome you know it makes me feel I. don't know yeah I want to be okay two. minutes hard and some of that I think. for some of us that's our battle that's. our journey and there has to be a. journey in life I think there needs to. be I think that's what this this world.

is it is a it is a fight it is a battle. hard sometimes you know it's a hard. thing to admit man I was thinking. earlier it's hard to admit that I love. God man you know and not even knowing. sometimes who God is or what it is or. but that I love him you know it's hard. to admit that because there's this other.

these other strings man there's these I. want to pull yeah it's just your own. will and stuff you want to do and and. I'm not saying that like you know some. people believe in religion some people. don't and that's that's fine I don't. knock anyone that doesn't but but I just. know the I struggle I struggle with it.

you know I feel sometimes like I'm. afraid or I think some that holds me. back as I'm afraid to go all the way in. because I feel like I won't be able to. have fun I won't be able to and you know. but I know that's not the truth though. man but I think being honest with. ourselves like you're doing is it's a. good part of the journey because then at. least whatever powers are out there for. good can meet us where we are. you know if I'm always standing around.

saying oh this is why I am and I'm doing. great and this and that and and I'm not. realistic then how is the other piece of. the puzzle that I need can ever match up. with me if I keep shape-shifting you. know if I keep shape-shifting my shape. to fit you know whatever conversation. I'm in or you know I struggle and I.

don't know man. but I like your your thought about being. honest about there's something special. about that because then whatever the. other piece is and you know whatever the. other interactions I need in the world. they're gonna help me feel more whole. those are gonna be able to meet my ass. boy because otherwise if I keep saying. oh well this is really one this is where. I'm at then all these things. miss them because because that's not. really the shape I'm I'm in and I'm in.

pretty good shape for the shape that I'm. in making it that's a bishop gun song. thanks for calling man thanks your. honesty uh what else what else don't. want to talk about I don't know you know. I don't know man I you know I had so. much fun this weekend us at the comedy.

club watching Chris D'Elia you know such. a stepdad you know people want to say. he's this father figure and he's this in. that babies what who's hanging out with. babies dude pede pede de Leo files. that's who do we have an struggling semi. adult adolescent audience right that's. where we're at but baby doesn't go crawl.

off a cliff brah which is sacrificial. lambs and that ain't us man we just I. don't know what we are man we just a. bunch of freaking rats brah but I know a. lot of you guys are gonna be out there. this weekend taking your children out or. taking your friends out or doing. something fun and and I hope you will. just enjoy the experience you know be.

brave dress in a costume do something. kind of fun you know if you're taking. your old lady out you know don't have a. frown on your face you know try and have. a new experience you know I've had women. in my life and I've missed out on the. opportunity to uh to to lift them up you. know I was thinking the other day about. myself one thing I noticed recently was.

I've always struggled with uh I've never. really honored the women in my life. you know I've never really honored them. I've always for some reason been like. ashamed or didn't want to be attached. [Music]. you know I've always had a really a.

strong block when it came to honoring. the women in my life that a bit that. were important to me and that have been. important to me I'm trying to think. about it for a second huh I try to feel. about it I feel like I mean I think I. have a lot of regret when it comes to. that I've just never you know I think a.

lot of times when I was young I was. always ashamed of my mother you know I. was ashamed that you know that she. wasn't like this idea I guess of a. mother I think I just wish I'd have been. stronger to like you know just lift her. up just say you know I'm proud of my. mother you know and I think that's a. dad's jobs and diamonds to teach the son. to do that and my mom didn't when I. weren't very close but but yeah I don't.

know if just I was realizing that the. other day I've always struggled with. honoring the women in my life it's not. because I don't care about him it's just. I don't know I think I was just I don't. know maybe I was just so self-sufficient.

at an early age you know you know and I. wanted more from a relationship but my. mom but I didn't have it or something I. don't know or maybe I was just selfish. [Music]. I don't know I'm trying to feel it and I. can't really land on anything but I've. always whenever it's coming to. girlfriend they're like you know saying. oh this is my girlfriend or this is a. girl that I'm seeing it's always been. really tough for me you know always had.

my mom like dropped me off kind of like. you know not by the party wherever we. were going I mean half the time I to. walk to the thing or whatever thing I. was going to as well so maybe I was just. angry sometimes but you know I've always. struggled with having that just not. honoring you know the women in my life. just saying hey this is my girlfriend or.

this is my wife or this is this girl. that I'm dating and I'm proud to be with. them um I think for me some of it is. just commitment I don't want any I don't. want you know I like to just do it. myself I don't I don't know I just want. to be must I just want to be just me and. it just gets really tough when uh you.

know I don't know just something that. honestly for me that has been kind of. haunting me recently it. haunts me because then people it's tough. for you anyway I was just saying if you. have a you know if someone you're. spending time with you know make sure. they know that you're excited to spend. time with them you know to have a new. moment with them and say look you know I. know we you know our lives sometimes get. kind of the same and we do this and we. do that make up a nice card or something.

you know just tell them how much you. care but like in a in a way where they. are gonna notice it because we need that. you know we all need it and and yeah. just sometimes when I have you know I. procrastinate even when it comes to. matters of the heart and of the you know. [Music].

yeah people want to know how much. everybody wants to be cared for. I think yet for me sometimes I was just. so worried about being cared for that I. forgot to X we get to be the other half. of the care in certain environments um. anyway I don't mean to bring this down. at all and it's not down you know that's.

what happens when the cauldron is. brewing and that's what happens when the. coffin is open and that's what happens. when the cats have nine lives in no. lives and the mummies got something in. their tummy that's what happens the dark. arts are bound and the things that haunt. us are there they're right here they're. fresh right now they've been in the. crisper drawer of the great beyond of. the upside down and that door has just.

been you woven the fridge and that door. is open and suddenly there's nothing in. it because the things that haunt us and. the things that scare us and the things. that you know that dog-whistle that only. we can hear because it's some memory. from our own past. those things are alive right now this is. that time it's that time when it's all.

open and it's all upside down you guys. take care of yourselves uh be good to. yourself you deserve it. you know be good to yourself you deserve. it in and if you made a mistake there'll. be so many opportunities to write those. you know there will be opportunities to. right our wrongs but just hold the line.

right now it's a tough time you know the. skeletons are are here you'll find an. extra femur you'll wake up in the. morning and find an extra [ __ ] femur. in your hand. whose is this I don't know but it's that. time of year happy Halloween. [Music].

oh it's that one where someone's getting. beaten Jesus Oh Oh Oh God it sound like. two gay guys kind of slapping each other. doesn't it Jesus where the hotties at. man let me see if I can find something.

minute some chicks in the back mr. Dexter hit her right there. [Music]. I like it though. [Music]. I want to thank Brian Johnson's studio.

for these beautiful carvings man you. outdid yourself and you always do time. and time again I want to thank Nick. Davis for making this happen I'm making. this beautiful set for us today I want. to thank you guys for lifting me up and. being a part of my life and a man I'm. excited we're gonna put some new dates. on the books even gonna slowly kind of. wade back into some new stuff got some. new material brewing trying to convince. akima eat a comedian to uh to do a.

unique tour with me this summer and go. out together so hopefully we'll see what. he says. [Music]. but thank you guys you know I love you. you know I love you and uh and we got. this there's a beautiful Tommy or a. beautiful time of year you know for us. there's a lot we can do so if you're. struggling with something just hold the.

line we got this. I'm have one more that's it just cuz oh. man my heart start nothing can beat fast. [Music]. hmm my god footage annum dude what is.

inside to sit inside of Snickers dude. cigarettes they are good my gang.