Post Malone | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #529

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have the be good to yourself collection. gang gang hoodies and much more baby I'm. upstairs at theovon. store.com today's guest is a musician. artist. producer um actor he's done it all uh he. has a new album coming out called F1. trillion actually it's out now uh you. can go enjoy it um it's him and some of.

my favorite artists uh I saw him perform. at the Grand Old opery last night and it. was magnificent I'm so thankful for the. energy that he's given to the world uh. to bring us together really today's. guest is Mr post. [Music]. Malone I and tell you my. stories sh.

I know. me and I will find a song I will. [Applause]. sing blue wine little wine is good it's. good for the heart doctors say pregnant. ladies can drink it can they really. that's what they say yeah but have you. seen the babies they're pretty [ __ ]. awesome whenever they come out good. point dude I'll just say this dude they. shred hard like I've been [ __ ]. drinking before I was born yeah a lot of.

them have real pale skin and they're. gingers which are good citizens of the. society and they wear North Carolina. Jersey so they [ __ ] go hard. bro depends on what wine it is yeah if. you drink like a nice bordeau as opposed. to like a frania which I love [ __ ]. frania uh little bag of wine yeah put in. the saddle bag put in well frania was. always like that wine that um every now.

and then your parents would have a party. or something and then you would like go. into the kitchen late to get a little. snack or a little like square of cheese. at someone a cracker somebody had left. and you'd go in there and some lady. would come just just stumbling out of. the Christmas tree and she'd be like he. here and gave it to you fed you she'. want no she'd want you she'd have FR. she'd have it like tucked under her arm. or at that point sometimes they would. have the they'd have it out of the box. or naked as they call well you have to. you have to have it out of the box I. believe oh yes sir it's like a water.

skin you know it's like it makes me feel. like a. Frontiersman whenever they have those. like [ __ ] what what shape are those. like a kidney shaped deal you know what. I mean water. kidney BR yeah it is has a very at that. point it gets a like a camel bag V it's. like a [ __ ] uh. bagpipe yeah get a I'm not surprised if. some of those bagpipe players aren't. just uh well you can actually hear a. bagpipe right but bpip is to blow out.

and the Fran is on the way in you think. you might bring two bag pipes one is. frania oh. [Music]. yeah yeah you could get put it in a. camel bag it's genius it makes so much. sense yeah I had a bag of wine in my bed. under my pillow all of for all of school. I don't know if I should say this now. what school was it at. school that's a school and my parents. never found it no way yeah cuz it it's. kind of like a I told him I bought like. a water bed pillow and you could just.

lean over and. just it's like sucking on ramulus or. mother R's teeth oh yeah yeah like. sucking on mother Rome's teeth man. nothing like. it there's nothing like it that's them. there's nothing I can do good is. everybody in there okay okay cool thank. you so much you got like a big. lightsaber that hit that that thing that. like it's like you hit it and like. somebody's whooop bracelet goes off in. the distance or whatever you I'm talking.

about it's like you that Vapor you hit. it and somebody's whoop it's like I'm. fat or whatever it's like what's a whoop. bracelet a whooop bracelet is like um. bring it. up a whooop bracelet it's like a. bracelet that tells you you're sleeping. well it like monitors your heartbeat and. then there's like a little plug or. something maybe I think allegedly you. can put it into your side or something. that'll monitor your sugar and it'll. send the information to it so it can. tell if you're dreaming or if you like.

if you if you're you know you've never. met your father it can tell you. everything dude don't they have him on. Apple watches I think they have to find. your dad app on the Apple watch oh yeah. well yeah then they just somebody didn't. trademark it then because a lot of. people are doing it cuz sometimes it'll. say on the whoop bracelet it'll say. whoop there he is and he'll play that. song you know for your dad yeah about. like if you get close enough to him yeah. exactly it gets louder when the closer. you get there he is and that showing my. age post good to see you hey thanks for.

having me yeah man congratulations dud I. saw you at the uh Grand Old opery last. night thank you sir thank you for coming. thank you was that your first time there. yes sir that was my first time and I. remember I I laid down after I got home. last night and I was like was Theo V. there cuz I'm 85% sure I said hi but I. didn't know if I was just dreaming but. lo and behold you were there yeah and. you said hey man it was nice well I. imagine was such a tough place to be I.

mean there were so many stars in the. building and that was your first time. performing there yes sir terrifying. terrifying yeah because it's like going. to like the Mount Everest of. performances of live venues yes sir yeah. it's terrifying it's um yeah and you. brought out John Michael Montgomery uh. Laney Wilson Brad Paisley came out and. played three or four songs with you you. brought out um Warren treaty yep you. brought out Warren treaty. um and who else those dudes are handsome.

oh Vince Gil Vince Gil so cool it's so. cool man I I'm just like I'm I'm. absolutely floored I can't even um begin. the crowd was so amped man I you know I. I never know what to expect but it was. someone said that there were two tickets. sold for like 22 Grand a piece what. which is awesome that's insane oh. somebody someone is so. disappointed well no they to see Lany.

and and somebody else is buying their. wife a set of supreme tits or hip. replacement you could have got two two. tickets you 44 Grand think of the boobs. you could have got pull that up what. kind of breast can you get at 44 Grand. and I have a Blocker on this computer. because I used to have a pornography. issue but it's um so I don't if we if we. can pull that up see what they allow how. much breast can you get for. 44k 44k just like that yeah exactly okay.

there's going to be some trash 44 44. large I see now I'm 44k oh chess 44. large bro that was good that was really. good uh okay what's 44k size breast yeah. let's see that and just tell me tell me. to look away if it gets too. crazy um this is science I'm 56 and 245. lbs I've always had a severe back and. neck problems because of them in. quotations and they're talking about.

them tits buddy okay ever since and look. I don't want to use pronouns but we're. talking about us them short titties yeah. exactly that's mine yeah ever since I. was in high school those are KS oh wow. those are double k what's the biggest. size ever since I was in high school. I've been medicated I don't think you. need to be okay that's an excuse to use. drugs that's right my AC cups are. driving me nuts I need something whoa.

oh my God bro that ain't the San Andrea. fault dog that is amazing wow what if. someone fell in. there oh the best the funnest thing to. do be there would be order one of those. like you know you go to a um restaurant. and they put the little shots of. different Tequilas sure and you just put. them right in you do a whole flight yeah. yeah you do a whole flight which you. guys can't see it wow wow these are. she's killing it oh she's killing some. and they're natural you can tell oh.

those are yeah you you couldn't do that. I mean one of them look like it washed. up on the edge of the. ocean this I like I like this asymmetric. look I think that's the dress no I think. obviously all women are beautiful and. this but this is a lot of breast what. we're saying. here what we're saying here sound like. an analy what we're seeing here is a lot. of. breast this is am amazing now this is.

something else now that is a lot of. breast for. someone it's like go how would you you. could even see your kid if you're. feeding him you're like is he done good. hugs oh yeah best hugs that's that's a. wholesome response yeah she gives great. hugs I can't believe I've never googled. this before yeah I didn't know that. either that's 44k Double K 44k that's. the breast size you get so I think we. put in 44,000 wait you get that for 44k. no that's l m and n she's in the NS okay.

okay so I think we put in. 44k as the money and it took the. computer took it as a breast size 44k. sure I didn't know they went to K's Nei. and this she's in the NS yeah l m andn. yeah that's I mean she's got more KS. than uh Joe Musgrove during a good game. brother she's that's a. lot um anyway uh nice to see it's been. five minutes. yeah we went from the. boobs but it is nice to look at.

something and also it's not pornography. you know yes sir no it's science it's. strictly science it's just like my feet. pick stuff like just science have you. ever had an you didn't even have an. account on there what on feet finder one. of those no but I was highly rated oh. really I was like I came in like a four. 48 people put you on there yeah oh 48. wow you have good feet that's what I. hear go I go yeah boy well I don't know. about this one don't um wik feet men. what does it say on wik feet men yeah.

let's go to w actually it's a top one. and I'm not going to say that I know. this but let's go to wik feet men okay. yeah I mean that that's the only trusted. Source yeah go ahead type type type me. up yeah that guy was at manf foot.org. look at the look at my rating let me see. it I got a 49 I'm like 49 right now is. that what that. says dude I'm coming in at are there any. picks of the actual hoofs though yeah. they're in these okay check these out. look look at all the data this is data.

okay oh there's a. hoof oh so you really are a barefoot. little soldier I love it it's the best. people call it earthing I just call it. post gives you his dirty sock and draws. you a tattoo oh. yeah oh POV and then you got Lok in the. background I love how he's making sure. this is okay yeah this is C this is hear. bodyguards in the background like nobody. why am I smelling it yeah hey look dude.

what goes on at these shows that's the. kind of behavior you got to that you got. to offer off to people absolutely um. when you do your live shows do you have. a big Ensemble like what goes on what. goes into your live shows because. everybody kind of has different stuff. you know yes sir yeah um you know. now we we started doing like a band a. couple years ago as opposed to just me. but now we have now we brought cheese. out play steel oh uh Chandler y from. Ernest band yeah uh ER is so sweet and.

so is cheese but ER you know he's played. with ER forever and he was just like go. go you know and um had breakfast with. the other day they were so excited sweet. thing both of them were so excited that. he was going to play with you I was just. like blown away like cuz chees is he's. 21 years old you know what I mean and. he's beautiful too me he's a stud. absolutely I mean and also if all the. men died or something he would. immediately. he be he become number one look at that.

one right there he'd be preferred to as. a woman smile oh God I mean it's like. God if I didn't love these women so much. what a handsome boy I would just run. over there and meet that guy but I love. women so but yeah no that's amazing dude. Chandler Walters Chandler Walters cheese. old cheese he's going out with you and. he's got a great energy man he's just. the sweetest guy and he's a songwriter. too I think he just had his first number. one recently that's Cheez yeah yes he. did with a me with a me why I do Mario.

oh it was with you yeah and oh with uh I. had some help no I didn't even know that. yeah cuz at breakfast the other day he. said uh uh or Ernest said yeah he just. got his first number one and I was like. and I don't know if we went into what it. was dude that's awesome well yeah cuz he. wrote and played some steel on it and. he's just a killer he's he's like the. best dude ever and um I couldn't wish. better things on him you know he's just. an absolute stud so and did you lose a. member how does it even work that you. bring another member in yes sir yeah so.

we had a band and they um were more. rocking you know what I mean um we had. an awesome string section we had awesome. members all around um but we we had said. that you know we want like you know. fiddle playing and like guys on the B3. and all that stuff and um that was it. was tough and you know it's awesome now. like we're still going to jam with that. band whenever we do like I want to do a. whole another Nirvana deal like do.

another Nirvana live stream and [ __ ] and. do a bunch of cool [ __ ] um you mean like. play Nirvana yeah like the one we did in. Co where we did all the Nirvana covers. um it was so much fun so I want to bring. it's people said it was good I can't. speak I I think you know you watch it. back and you're like oh I could have. done way better but people said it was. good you know uh Dave said it was great. Courtney and uh Chris and it was awesome. it was a lot of fun uh if you're drunk.

or if you're just hanging out one of. these nights um anyone out there you. know give it a watch if you haven't seen. it wow that's incredible yeah so I guess. if you with um if yeah you want to get. more country country tuned artists yes. sir yeah the steel you know steel and. like there's a different way Mand you. have any of that in it uh so Lily she. plays the fiddle she kind of does like. these Plucky things which is kind of. mandolin esque but no Mando I I love the. Mando like watch like B come coming here. and doing uh like band days where the.

all the session guys come in and just. kill it we got Craig playing the base he. played bass on the whole album he came. out on tour he's coming out on tour so. that'll be awesome that's so great bro. yeah last night was amazing man I almost. felt bad you had almost cuz there's so. many stars in the building and you have. to kind of um oh Craig young yes sir oh. it's beautiful bass player of the year. bass player of the year bass player of. the year he was nominated for an ACM. last year for bass player of the year. that's amazing killer there's so many. great musicians here in Nashville you. don't even realize it you know you're.

walking down the street and you're just. like somebody's incredible damn anywhere. you. go. um there is so much talent here in every. crack and crevice and it's insane I. can't like walking down yeah the street. oh dude and you'll fall you'll hurt. you'll fall over you'll spray in your. ankle or something and somebody will. pull out a violin and write a song about. you dying right there and you're like. it's never happened to me oh but I'm. just saying it's that it's so musical.

here anything happens you kiss your. girlfriend on the cheek some guy pops up. and he's like that's a song you don't. hurt me that's the deal it's like you. [ __ ] you just go to losers yeah and. someone will say that's why I want to. hire not a writer I think this is a way. we could really um let's hear about this. just get an old guy hire an old guy you. don't got to pay him as a songwriter. he's just knows all the on. liners and like he records what's going. on everything he says no you just ask.

him a question he'll say something and. you're like oh that's a song oh I see. you know what I mean someone wise like a. gandal figure yeah like that wouldn't. sit piss like old guys always say. something that's a song dude that. wouldn't sit piss is that a thing I've. heard I mean old people always say. something you know like that dog. wouldn't sit piss like what is that what. what yeah but that's a song that's when. we just go get uh little hammered at. losers and just talk. and that's how songs come about you know.

someone will say something so dumb but. the melody was sick and you're like. let's run with that like just change. that word change from sit piss to [ __ ]. piss and then all of a sudden it's a hit. you know what I mean oh yeah oh yeah. dude I know how hits work. brother that's amazing man um yeah and. Laney Wilson yeah I think that was the. strange thing it was like all these. artists got up there and it was so fast. it was like John Michael Montgomery. Laney Wilson Brad Paisley Vince Gill um.

and then you played I had some help by. myself and then oh your last song you. played uh uh sunflower by yourself too. yeah but yeah dude it was great there. was all types of people in the audience. it was special it was so I like it's. electrifying it's so crazy standing in. that circle like it's just I'm so. honored like I don't I'm blown away I. can't even believe it that they let me. in I can't believe they let me in the. building yeah you know what I mean and.

oh definitely dude I mean yeah cuz you. got a unique look you know I me yeah you. look like look like a Christmas ornament. that jelly roll would have you know kind. like you know did I tell you I didn't. tell you and that's I say that in the. most loving absolutely I love it I love. it I was driving to um the stadium and. some dude was like jelly roll I had the. window open I was like. what have you met jelly oh he's the best. in the [ __ ] world sweetest he's the.

best and he has so many feelings in him. dude my favorite is when jelly roll wins. an award he gets up there and he's like. I want to say to everybody right now. there's somebody out there who's got no. arms and no legs living under a bridge. and I want to tell you in two short. months you can be winning a see my award. then [ __ ] everybody's just balling. cry he'd be a great WWE he just oh he. would oh he just did WWE no he did not. yes he did pull it up oh my God the.

jelly roll on them brother he put the. double eclair on somebody that was his. finishing move I think the double eclair. or I think it was like the dirty um the. double eclair he put something on. somebody he put the [ __ ] uh crispy. bear claw on somebody I think yeah find. out he's got Randy Orton just pull up a. video if you can of jelly roll in the. WWE oh my God. wrestling defeat dirty Dom in the. Judgment Day oh he'll put him in the. dirty aquarium Randy Orton as a kid I.

never got but now I'm older and I'm like. he's so cool man oh he's just ADHD if it. made a. living there's jelly right there what. yeah look at the crowd going crazy. boy damn good I that would that's a good. push jelly put it on him. boy he'll put him in that crispy. wheelchair jelly po.

he's got a nice mullet too that guy uhoh. jelly rolling Orton all right move it. forward I like that cuz it gets good. does he get in the ring yeah oh that's. the Naran yam I think jelly roll. [ __ ] Oh I thought he hit the guy. there was no part he hit him with the he. hit that's the doubly clear go to. the oh that's jelly and MGK right there. look at that he's got the steel chair no.

[ __ ] there he. is it's a lot of standing around waiting. on you look at. this oh there's a Miz too no oh oh jelly. hit him with the never Flawless freaking. that was a that's a fantasy of M getting. Chair by by jelly roll y That's a. fantasy get hit by a chair by jelly roll. yes sir look at this this is where he. puts him right here no way. M he put him in the [ __ ] crispy GL.

yo he put him in that glucose blender. homie [ __ ] crisp that baby boy you. have you got a lot of finisher names. jelly don't play Dude where's jelly from. dude. Ben oh. [ __ ] yo that's fire anti baby yep he hit. him with a [ __ ] Antioch injection. right there that Antioch ins.

Annihilator that's fire that's awesome. what's your finisher my finisher. probably be the uh I would hold somebody. down and cry directly into the. [Laughter]. r to be honest that's pretty good it. would be very it's good primordial I. think it would be very like. maybe there would be ancient poets that. would enjoy it everybody else would be. like Boo. this suck or I just cry in their mouth.

till they drown that would be crazy. that's fire that's hard hard tough what. about you man what do you think I don't. know well yours was [ __ ]. awesome I was awesome bro well I had. I've always had a concept for a wrestler. that doesn't touch. anybody he's just telepathic mhm so I. think my move would be like grab. somebody by the neck from across the. ring yeah then slam them that way and. then a string pulls them up exactly. exactly see but there's no wrestler that.

does that I don't think not yet I think. that exactly well they put me in the. game in the WWE game yes sir no way do. you have myself I think I'm like five. bucks I don't know how much I am I'm. worth about five bucks no dude I heard. that um look at this stud dude Burton. Ernie's $11 dude so that seems a. little wait you could be B Ernie Shania. Twain is $7 wait where are you getting. I'm just saying Shai way would be a.

killer that's true yeah stomp stomp if. she gets to use that is her finishing. move no oh that's you right there can we. see it again yeah dude they put me up in. the deal look at that look at him he's. handsome oh he's very handsome dude yeah. they it was fun they made me buff my. overall. 69 um that's your overall yes sir all my. stats are maxed out but my overall still. say 69 fair fair fair yeah it's pretty.

cool I love that um were you a ladies. man when you were young or not. absolutely not really no absolutely. not do you remember like the first time. you felt like a girl was like interested. in you or no yeah I was already had like. a million bucks by that time you. did and I was like oh no [ __ ] this is. how this works did you really feel that. no yeah man I remember like I got stood. up at homecoming like I. all my crushes like you know it never it.

never worked out for me really but that. I think that worked out for me in the. long run right you know CU you could be. a kid trying to get some cooch but I was. in my room um playing the G like I'll. show yes I'll get you one of these days. I'll show you and then the money came. and it was awesome yeah yeah you know. that is funny how this works it is kind. of funny some of that is how it works. it's like yeah if you don't feel some on. from women or if you don't feel like.

seen maybe in the world or something. then you uh you're like well I have to. make myself be seen more you know sure. and so you create more and that comes I. guess like it's kind of a weird way of. like oh I want to express myself more so. I become more introverted learning how. to do that you know what I mean like so. tell me a little bit more I'm hearing. you but tell me more so like I wanted to. make music right but the only way to. make music is like to do it and so I. just said in my room with audacity and.

played the guitar and wrote songs and. it's like I want people to hear my music. but the way I do that is learn as much. as I can by myself in my room not talk. exactly you know what I mean it's it's. an interesting thing like taking the. time to learn a skill or become an. outlier I guess well I probably got. 10,000 hours behind it but um you know. it's an interesting thing yeah I think. that's something that part of people. don't maybe I don't know if they don't. realize it but yeah there's a a lot that. goes. into um being good at something yes sir.

you know or you could just be naturally. talented right which [ __ ] those dudes. yeah you know oh dude if I saw six of. those dudes dude I'd [ __ ] beat their. beat them all I'd beat all six of them. that's what I what if they're naturally. talented at fighting oh God I can be a. even worse even. worse yeah I call the cops dude and the. cops would never. but still I would have called them you.

know what I'm saying but I'll never say. hey I'm going call the cops cuz that. would end up on Tik Tok right Theon. calls cops on six naturally gifted. Fighters so I would just be like hey. hold on let me check in with a friend of. mine I think they're not feeling well. today so I would like pretend lowy I'd. be like help cops cops cops all right. I'm ready to go mother you can text 911. can you 100% Can you send them Fe piix I. hate going back to this I hate doing it. I hate going back to it but it's just. where to got just just where my M goes. you know oh dude you can text him dude I.

you can text 911 I was at the I was at. the Dustin porier Max Holloway fight and. I remember text in 911 i' never done it. before some's gonna get beat up oh I. said dear God two men are beating the. [ __ ] out of each other in Atlanta that's. a waste of resources theuh and they. wrote back I'm not even joking what's. good no they did not I swear to no they. did not it said what's good ATL police. yeah no they did not yeah yeah and it. also and they had a music they put a.

musical gift with it and it was Andre. 3000 singing something Sorry Miss. Jackson I think I'm like dear God dude. that's not true that's a lie the text. isn't they did not say was good they did. okay that it was good. slime okay so they didn't say I don't. remember what they said but they did. accept the text and um but yeah you can. text 911 all right say I know what I'm. doing. tonight it's important to know man I.

didn't know that you just text 911 yeah. that's it yeah you can text I'm like hey. I need some help or something and then I. guess they probably hopefully would have. the location I don't know if that helps. or not well I guess it makes sense right. because if you're like in a situation. where it's almost like a blink twice if. you need help type deal you'd be like Oh. I'm gonna because you remember there was. a story about a lady saying like she was. getting abused in in her home and she. was like he was like order a pizza or. whatever and she like texted 911 and. called like or called it and was like.

disguised the call for distress as like. ordering a pizza or something like I. need hey I need a medium pepperoni I. need four strong. pepperonis I've made that call before. put a gun and a bayonet on each one. please of the pepperoni if those pies. have gone through boot camp that would. be great Pi carry Glocks I'd like to. know this is glocken spi's pizza is this. true is this did I make this up or no. yeah yeah see that's the story let's see.

it let's see it Benny boy first GL. quickly to be a call for help luckily. for an Ohio woman her 911 dispatcher was. listening very carefully Michaela. Marshall has the. story orgon 911 I would like to order a. pizza you called 911 to order a pizza uh. yeah apartment this is a wrong number to. call for a pizza no no no no no no no no.

no no you're not I'm getting you now in. his 14 years of service this is a what a. stud for picking it up I'm surprised he. stayed on that long right I'd like to. order a pizza well you know probably get. banged on right you know he's he's a. stud y I need a large pizza two large. pizzas medical no with pepperoni it's so. good it's like [ __ ] so slick yeah. that's killer but it makes sense to text. 911 it does make sense now that I think.

about it and it's good for people to. know man I I think a lot of people. probably don't know that and so yeah I. think this is a neat this is a neat way. for people to know um you dud it's God's. work good job I don't know about that. [ __ ] dude yeah we're helping people a. little today this episode is sponsored. by prize picks that's right do you love. firing on Sports well prize pick is the. best daily fantasy sport app for you.

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going out on tour with the new album. right wow and do you feel like are you. going to all the same markets I think so. yeah I go where they tell me right. International as well probably. afterwards yes sir yeah tour is is a lot. of fun it's just you know I got my. 2-year-old now and it's hard being away. from home for months but I love playing. music and seeing people sing these songs. it's so cool man you never know if. that's like they one thing of the year. you know and that's why like I've only.

missed a handful of shows and that kind. of drives me nuts when artists Miss. shows you know and I know there's. reasons often times but it's. like this could be their one thing of. the year and I just want to go and kick. ass for people who they're willing to. spend their hard-earned [ __ ] money to. come and see this piece of [ __ ] yeah so. I'm like I want to bust my ass for. everyone so I'm so I'm pumped man I'm. ready to go and who's going to be on the. tour with you do you know will it change. what is that like that's a great.

question openers right now we're. figuring it out fig that's the way it. goes it's is it what's the. process just finding who's right you. know and I'm terrible I'm much I'm a. procrastinator so. like I wait till the last minute to do. things which was the definition of. procrastinator I didn't need to say that. last part some people didn't know some. people like damn he's a procrastinator. what procras that mean he's been to. space well I didn't know you could do.

that some people think yeah like what do. you mean oh he's a pro he dates men like. what is it mean you mean yeah I think. some people don't know dude he eats mud. I think yeah no I'm glad you sounded it. out yeah I had to absolutely um yeah but. every school project it was the night. before dude same yeah yeah so that's a. it's like a school project kind of for. me and I and there's so many great. options and that's why I just want you. know I that's my excuse there's so many. great options is uh I just want to make.

it right you know yeah and will you yeah. will you change them up do you think you. can alternate some of them up yeah. that's what we were kind of thinking of. is having like aidea either like local. Act start which I love I love doing that. and then um you know either like take it. in like quadrants or quarters you know. and um have you know different artists. who are available come out and open up. and I think that's fun you know and that. kind of encourages people if they want. to if they love that person to come to a. show even if they don't like me and.

maybe then they will you know what I. mean it's just like you know I just want. people to have a great time you know and. just come out and have fun so yeah it. feels like that man I felt like that. last night like a lot of your energy is. very like gratuitous you're like just. thanking people for coming and you know. you feel a lot of like um indebted. almost in a way absolutely I there is so. many it's no Jud it's not like I. negative sir but um you can feel like oh. this guy he.

really he feels that we're here yes and. that we've come to see him yeah that's. like um for me it's I know there's so. many much more talented people like [ __ ]. those naturally talented people that are. just so awesome at everything you know. Justin Bieber I'm talking about right. now Justin Bieber John Mayer sure Ric. Flair okay okay l Debbie okay yeah. absolutely y that cake [ __ ] people call.

her on Reddit and I didn't say it um and. who else probably um. oh count of. three Jesus Christ oh damn dude close. damn we add him [ __ ] Paddington Bear and. well okay so paddington's out I love all. of you by the way I'm just [ __ ]. around is a fictional character Jesus. isn't we'll put him in there so Jesus.

beibs is very much real though yeah bebs. is real and Ric Flair I love both of the. both of you so much but yeah you know. it's like people could be anywhere in. the world and it is true oh yeah and it. is true and they spent their time. hanging with me and that means the. [ __ ] world to me you know what I mean. oh that's what feels the toughest. sometimes when you have a show that's. kind of you feel like oh maybe it didn't. and sometimes it's the Acoustics or. sometimes it's the way that the venue. shap. you don't know that's the tough thing.

you know like the like you're playing in. a hockey rank you're like well this is. not even Built For This we're trying to. make it this we're all doing our best. and maybe you you just feel like what if. they don't know that you know or like I. don't know and that rehearsals too I. didn't realize how steep it was it's so. steep going up like where like at the. Opry oh it's just like um there's people. all the way up here and at rehearsals I. didn't even see that cuz that like. wasn't lit my God but maybe it was lit. and I just wasn't paying attention yeah. maybe you were but I came in and I yeah.

Absol well absolutely that's a given but. I walked out and I was like oh [ __ ]. there's a lot of folks here this is. crazy I think it seats 5,000 people it's. so cool it's so cool man it was magical. man we sat next too there was a Japanese. family and I'm paraphrasing cuz they may. or may not have been Japanese but they. were near Japan or semi near okay and. they were in they were in enjoying it. was unbelievable I was like wow I'm at.

the Grand old Opry and I'm with a. Japanese family enjoying postone it was. awesome it's pretty you can't write it. good yeah yeah what's your kiddo like I. don't know if I she's a stud oh it's a. baby it's a girl oh sweet she's a stud. she was there last night she was she was. you saw her she's about 6'4 oh dang um. just massive she might have dunked on. you that's her thing she loves dunking. on really deal she's like she's probably. 2 feet tall um oh yeah she's so cool man.

like it changes everything it's so. bitching to have were you there when she. was born I pulled her out of the coochie. no you didn't yeah I did they let me. bring my Katana in God what kind of. shoes did you wear Clos toad obviously. I know if anybody Clos toad I think. that's what God wanted yeah you have to. well it's like science class cuz you're. figuring this [ __ ] out it's like. whenever you had a erlin Meer flask or. whatever you're like I don't [ __ ]. know like what the hell's going on. closed toed shoes no flammable clothing.

and hair tied back you know anybody that. wears open toe. shoes to their child's birth is. obviously first of all a Jimmy Buffett. fan well [ __ ] yeah well that's the one. exception I think Jimmy Buffett could. wear thongs to his the child's birth I. think well what are you supposed to wear. I don't know what you're supposed to. wear it makes sense to wear like a suit. right it makes s to dress up yeah like. yeah exactly yeah living on umbilical.

fluid I like [ __ ] yeah living on a. pop top was. crazy it makes sense also it'd be cool. to prank the [ __ ] out of your kid. doesn't know anything and just wear full. camo oh ball of clava everything just. full real trie or [ __ ] multi cam. anything and she can't see you and you. just pull she's thinking she's floating. yeah and everyone else does too and then. years is a game so it's a big. reveal exactly or yeah you wear camo.

your whole life yeah oh yes and then. it's like who is my father whoop there. it is there he is my dad or she picks. Willie from Duck Dynasty and you're like. yeah cool well [ __ ] I wish Willie from. no I don't I love my dad so much but if. I had two dads it would be Willie and my. dad and Willie Robertson is so funny. dude what a stud man bro he's one of the. funniest guys to yeah uncle was gang.

D Uncle s Savage I love that man I. forgot about that show a lot of people. had that show was. huge huge so crazy good for them D were. doing duck calls people were um yeah. what's it like I don't have any children. yet I want to have some children I think. but I just got to get a wife and stuff. and I just been working so much um was. it hard to make the choice to have a. child no I've been horny for a long time. um no yeah I I've I've always wanted to.

be a dad and for a long time um I always. told myself like when I was like younger. and going through [ __ ] like you know. coming up when I was like you know 20 21. 22 and all that I was like oh I need a. kid but that was to like it's a for a. selfish reason it was to fill something. that I felt like I was. missing um but. at one point I was like I want to create.

a [ __ ] awesome life and create life. and whenever I realized that it wasn't. for a selfish reason um then I was like. let's [ __ ] do it and then I made a. baby with my jizz and it's [ __ ]. awesome it's cool is it it's so cool. like oh I was saying I pulled her right. out right out no way by the head I did I. got gloved up you do it there's not. somebody there is there a lifeguard or. something well I don't know my doctor.

was such a baller he was I don't know if. it's it's got to be I think would you. meet him on the app or whatever yeah. well she was what app I don't know I'm. just joking the app it sounds like my. doctor was such a baller like you guys. need a I met her on wiky feet actually. so she had a 4.8 and I was like this is. good enough oh my bad then but you. couldn't see it cuz of the shoe rule the. Clos toad yeah you can't wear open toad. shoes but um she was like I'm joking too. much at one time she looked at me and.

she goes scrub up and I'm like uh what. and [ __ ] I did and then I grabbed her. head and I like pulled her out and how. and so I'm trying to equate the like how. hard did it feel like it to pull tough. or was it easy you got to pull hard. scary hard because well babies are. really floppy you know floppy and. malleable like pure gold uh one of the. most malleable Metals um you can make. out anything I've heard is that true I. don't know I heard that on Joe Rog.

podcast alchy is that what he said no I. remember you and him talking about that. actually it's so crazy that hit my head. what did I say I don't remember what. happened I just remember yeah you guys. were joking around about it it makes. sense yeah it was perfect well I did. make gold out of anything if you call. jizz anything am I right point and if. you call your daughter gold what you do. exactly that's what I call that's her. name that's awesome yeah and she was. like scrub up I pulled her out pulled. hard cuz you scared you don't want to. break them and that's the thing and. where do you pull do you pull from under. the arms do you right on the head at.

first then under the arms like one of. those crazy uh car car car practor you. seen those guys oh my God you seen that. one it's like a [ __ ] Mortal Kombat. fatality I'm like no way you pay to get. fatality by this [ __ ] dude. in. Ino have you seen brother neck. magic I don't think I'd like. to brother play can you pull up some. brother neck some brother neck magic if. you can real quick uh there you go let's.

see that it might be it crazy. Chiropractic just this sounds like this. sounds like a [ __ ] mixtape from the. crazy Chiropractic neck pain inject this. is fire dude how there isn't. um slide on this when when does he pull. her spine out like with his her skull. attach finish here this lady's never. going be able to read again dude.

[ __ ] she's dead I saw that do the one. where they put the um wakeboarding rope. up to the neck or whatever that's the. crazy one dude and I think they do that. down in Orlando during the wakeboarding. championships or whatever um yeah deep. why strap adjustment Bro you've been. involved in. this if your kid ends up doing this. that's going to be full circle bro yeah. get to the a big pull at the end where. they pull look at that yeah where the.

lady tells all her Secrets right after. oh sorry lay your head back down you. have like cowboy uh chiropractors just. rope you and [ __ ] and then you're. like all right you're good go go home. chin. strap look at this this is. insane okay obviously so you didn't use. this you use the hands huh use my bare. hands with gloves Nitro gloves I think. they were five 5 mm M doing okay okay so. we'll do our 30 second we'll let you.

relax another 30 second hold and then. we'll do our tug okay yeah there you go. get up to there yeah that most rep. playes oh my. god oh there he did [ __ ] dude a lot some. more Pops what why so when you get her. out what do you guys do then who gets is. your um and is the Mom awake during this. yes sir she is she's full awake did. she's not on her phone or anything is. she dude she's on uh Clash of Clans so I. can like get this [ __ ] out of sorry man.

I should be one day your daughter's. going to watch it she like that guy was. an. [ __ ] I need to know have you ever. found any subscriptions that you were. still paying for and you didn't realize. it I had um I got involved with the. online chili thing and they would send. you chili every month and I moved out of. that place and forgot and they was still. just just send in Chile to that to the. old address thankfully I located that.

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Theo and we thank betterhelp for. supporting and sponsoring this podcast. yeah man I I know I've been to a. chiropractor and I always tell them. don't touch me right when I get there. that's the first thing you say you do. not have consent to touch me that's the. thing and then it's kind of like the WWE. guy the telekinetic oh yeah that would. be your thing you don't have consent. well I'll show you well you don't have. to touch them yeah you can just [ __ ]. like that's kind of a thing yeah I'm. surprised no one's done it yet it'll.

happen soon man well it's like uh raiki. what do they call that stuff raiki yeah. that energy healing like if you go to. Maui people offer that everybody tried. it like I'll do raiki I'll sell you dope. there's like there's a just a dude by. the beach he's like I'll sell you a. bracelet weed and do some raiki on you. right now you're like he's like for 40. bucks [ __ ] pack 40 large yeah 40 large. homie you're like I me for 44,000 I me.

think of all the raiki. you yeah that'd be a lot of raiki dude. um you're single with Morgan already. went it's it's to the moon when you sang. that last night I had. some it's a lot of words people loved it. how long did it take to shoot the video. where did you guys shoot that at we shot. that in a day um near Stage Coach so we. were doing Stage Coach the um the day. after I. think and Morgan had some time and we.

had time and we just got together and I. think the last time that flag was used. was like at Joe Biden's inauguration. that's what they were saying the flag. was huge I never seen anything like it. it was dope some of those shots you can. see the flag of the disc really cool Co. Morgan's so funny dude he's amazing who. wrote the song did you guys write it. together or did you guys yeah um we. wrote it together we cut another song. too um I think I think I did a I think I. remember doing a verse it's one of those. long nights but um it was that song's.

awesome too um is it out yet or no no. sir okay um I don't know if he's going. to do anything with it but the song I I. remember it being awesome also I was. having a lot of fun yeah but yeah we. were just all together and cheese was. there and ER and it was just killer I. love writing songs yeah with my buddies. and that's like you go and you look at. the writers on each of these songs on. the. record is because it's not like there's. a lot of [ __ ] on every song and.

because like I've never been here I. don't know like before before months ago. yes sir yeah before like six seven. months ago like I've never worked. here and um I didn't know it was like a. 9 to5 kind of deal but we would go to. the studio at like. 7 p.m. and stay till like 4: in the. morning and we all just hang out and. have some beers and smoke and laugh and. that's I think like like I said earlier.

you know that's just how songs get made. you're like oh that's a song Let's Build. around it and then someone comes in with. the next line and you're like oh that's. [ __ ] killer then you just keep going. and it snowballs into a a song you know. I knew during the pandemic I remember. telling people like hey Morgan is the. next Elvis Presley like do you guys. realize like he had a trainer and one of. his trainers is now um also work. security with him yes sir and so uh we. would go train with the guy and he and I. would go out on I think it was like 17th.

or 18th Street in Nashville and be doing. like reps out there and like walking up. hills with the weights and stuff and it. was like now he could never do that but. then we'd be out there just doing our. reps and stuff like that it was me him. sometimes ER and um yeah bring out a. whole bunch. huh ER came out. sparingly but he came out brother love. you yeah ER came out sparely but he came. out and uh yeah and I was like I dude I.

was like I was I remember telling my. friends like he's the next Elvis Presley. do you think he's the be that he'll be. go down as like the greatest country. artist of all. [Music]. time I have a little bias I love Hank. senior he Hank Senor for me will always. be my favorite Hank and Johnny and he's. definitely the most massive it's just. unprecedent. you know what I mean like and I he has.

such a great heart you know he gets in a. little trouble he's got such a great. heart man and I love that dude to death. and I don't think that he won't. be you know the biggest artist of all. time maybe you know what I mean like. it's it's like at the trajectory it's. [ __ ] insane it really is insane yeah. I mean every one of his so many of the. songs are the the craziest think about. I'll be around Morgan and I'll just. start singing one of his songs because.

it's stuck in my head and then you feel. like a weirdo but then you're like I. can't sing that song and he'll sing. another one what you got to do is change. the lyrics and then tell him you wrote. it and then he'll he might use it and. then oh I see what you're saying yeah. and then you get songwriting credits you. know what I mean look at that [ __ ] man. Morgan Wallen matches Adele and Elvis. with another week at number one and what. does that mean when they say they match. this is an article here in Forbes Morgan. Wallen leads the board 200 charts this. week with his Blockbuster release one. thing at a time as the country star.

earns another turn at number one uh his. set joins an exclusive club and helps. the singer match an impressive feat. that's only been managed by a handful of. the biggest names in music history it's. insane it's insane no it's bigger it's. bigger than [ __ ] life like in. Australia even in Australia and UK. everything it's insane yeah I think he. has his Tri for that throwing that thing. off the building or whatever what's that. what thing yeah we don't have to go into. it. I I hear there's a sign now oh that says.

about the chair that don't don't even. try you're not Morgan or something. that's what I heard really yeah that's. what I heard that there's a sign says. don't throw anything off this building. you're not Morgan verbatim is what I. heard I haven't seen it I haven't been. into Eric's bar I'm trying to think what. I would throw off a building dude you. know oh dude you know what I would throw. off a building I would throw a replica. of the building off the building so then. that's fire cuz if somebody's like hey I. just got hit by that building and then. the all officer would be like what are. you talking about like yeah that's got. hit by a really small building of that.

building and the officer would be like. you're going to jail you're on drugs to. the other officer yeah Co oh like it say. there's a random stranger walking on the. street and I throw like a a replica of. like a I mean like a state capital I'm. up there at the top 200 stories up I. throw that [ __ ] off and it's a replica. of the building that I'm in okay it hits. somebody like oh [ __ ] dude drop my. [ __ ] five guyss you know and they. tell the police hey somebody just threw. that building at me now there's a couple.

things that you can't get in trouble for. throwing off of a building what if it's. a brick building bricks yeah because. you'd be like oh it's oh it's going down. it's F like or it's just age you know. and also bird [ __ ] you can throw as much. bird [ __ ] off of a building as you want. because who's to Pro who's going to. prove it that you did it who's going to. prove that you did it oh you saying I'm. a bird oh you saying I'm throwing bird. [ __ ] on people down there prove that go.

what about the birds exactly what's. another thing you could throw off the. roof of building and not get trouble oh. a little meteor yeah a little meteor. rock a piece of gibbous. meteor yeah a little meteor he just. throw pieces of a meteor off the roof. whatever man free Morgan dude nobody got. hit baby free Morgan man that's all I'm. saying dude dude you ever get to meet. like Elvis Pressley or anything like. that what yep did you really no uh I was.

born. 1995 oh and when was Elvis that's a good. question yeah have you been to graceand. it's amaz I jumped in the pool what why. they let you they let me nuh-uh was it. after hours or something it was for I. think uh a New Year's. thing and he died 77 you're way off. theovon my bad dude my bad. [ __ ] what's crazy yeah but.

like we did that deal I played Devil in. Disguise and they let me jump in the. pool wow it was amazing it I I love. Elvis Presley yeah it was so cool it's. now. never yeah his Christmas stuff man dude. the craziest thing about Grine I didn't. know he's buried there I didn't know. that either so we're going on the. touring like this is a lamp and stuff. this whereever used to hug his wife and.

kiss his mama you had a cool tour guy. this guy he's a. pervert he said kiss his mom about 40. times in a row like and kiss his M. like. Kiss like what was his name like huh. what was his name I think his name it. was like kind of like this it was like a. redneck sort of Native American I think. his name was like featherbed or. something and I'm like. like like what he and.

people and there some old women that are. like and I'm like and he's. like and the like why is that guy's lips. all what's up with this dude right and. there's no manager there you're just. stuck with whoever the tour God is dude. you know he wasn't even a guide he was. just a guy he just came oh feather bed. uh but then we get out the back and if. you guys want to go smoke you can go out. there so there's people out there and.

I'm vaping and his grave is right I'm. like wait he's buried here I did not. know that yeah it blew my mind didn't. know that yeah it's a beautiful. beautiful place and it's like crazy like. you they say I didn't get to go up in. the room it was late uh but they say. nothing's been touched in the room in. his bedroom and like his slippers are. still there and everything like that. crazy the museum. part of. it like where you can go in and see like.

the books he was reading and everything. like that like the JFK assassination. book that he was reading like that's the. last book he was reading like crazy yeah. it's pretty cool so who's kind of a. conspiracy. guy yeah you think maybe maybe that's a. conspiracy itself maybe there is no. conspiracy he like to kiss his mom he. did like to kiss his mom like gu we. understand there's like a tour group of. F four people like what's up with this.

dude [ __ ] he like that c m i like. featherbed he sounds cool. feathered um what was your mom like dude. is your mom a cooler lady cuz you have a. stepmom right yes sir and do you have a. real mom too yes sir yeah y cuz some. people I I don't know if some people. were adopted I don't if you had a real. mom yes sir yeah um my mom's name's. Nicole oh that's a nice name lovely name. it's my mom's name um stepmom's name is. Jody oh it's a nice name too thank you.

it's my stepmom's name my mom's name. Gina it's a beautiful name you know what. name I like Emy. L I think that's a pretty. name no yeah you don't like it no I did. if you I lik it at first I was like but. then I was like yeah AMU I like it what. name do you like for your daughter I. like Moira moira's would be name that's. a. um a magic the Gathering name is it.

really mhm you play Magic the Gathering. Mo no no no we play what do we play. sometimes Jen Ry or whatever but we. never done anything we've never gotten. crazy with that one time my uncle was on. weed or whatever when we played it that. was about as magic the Gathering as we. got so it's more just J yeah yeah just. no not as much rammy yeah a lot of gin. yeah my ex-girlfriend Megan me and her. family used to play uh some sort of Ry. you like the name Megan I do like the. name Megan actually it's a little.

aggressive yeah but I think sometimes. women might need aggression you know. sure so I think yeah I like Moira Megan. I like Moira you like M stuff Emy L's. good though I like that's M essentially. Emy L seems like she's gonna be the. rogue agent of those three she sounds. like a hard ass Emy L is gonna be. getting I thought about that last night. I also like the name Lou Ellen sounds. like an elf name like an elf like a from. Lord of the Rings. okay right yeah you could imagine like.

Aragon going to meet with Lou Ellen and. well that's like No Country For Old Man. maybe a Love's truck stop I think I can. imagine you know when Aragon goes to the. lovees Aragon at the Mapco is. [ __ ] he's got to pick up some [ __ ]. sick shades. he just goes to the he's got to get a. t-shirt Battle of twin towers and just.

says he's got a t-shirt that says biter. motor running on it yeah he's got big. Peter belt [ __ ] [ __ ] goes [ __ ] up. some Orcs dude killer I love that we. talking about moms I don't know how that. happened I was just curious I didn't. know if like yeah I was just I guess I. was just wondering where do you get your. influence to. be um like I think when I was a kid I. always wanted my mom to see me you know. and so it made me like want to um I. think even at the time if I wasn't like.

I remember my mom sometimes like if we. if we were had misbehaved we'd have to. go downstairs and perform for my mom so. we could get out of punishment right and. I think a lot of kids have had to do. that I think or it's not it wasn't like. a set thing but it was like we try to be. like all right we got to we got to do. something for Mom Mom's smart she's. hardworking let's don't waste her time. let's make a 120 second play you know. what I'm saying it's like Shark Tank. kind yes spe meets uh Reservoir Dogs. we're going to go in there and my two.

little sisters are like what's happening. and I'm like shut. up memorize your minds and get the [ __ ]. in there dude and put the bra on dude. and they're like we're children and I'm. like it the huh who's putting the bra it. doesn't matter dude the the rules are. the rules and so we would go in there. and we would try to make the play and I. would try to be the director and one of. the actors and it was just a nightmare. whatever but sometimes my Mom would have. so much fun out of it that she would be. like okay I'll let you watch TV for half. an hour or you wouldn't get in trouble.

yeah like be it would be excused or. sometimes she would say you guys are the. [ __ ] she's like this is why I don't. go see shows in this area and you guys. need to go to bed you know but that was. fair because we were already in trouble. what was your biggest hit you. think we did this sort of like it was. kind of like Boy Meets World kind of. like a PAW Patrol Mash up right okay and. it was uh some people would say it's.

nothing whatever we thought so much of. it we thought so much of it and one of. the animals got fleas we had a small. dation that got fleas played by my. sister and um she dies immediately right. in the first 40 seconds and then the. last 120 seconds is there's a morning. and a small. wedding Okay small like a small family. and friends type not like nothing big. right it to go from death to [ __ ]. yeah life well essentially you know like. the creation of life you know yes and so.

stuff like that yeah so I think there. was some things my mom appreciated about. it but yeah I was just wondering like. what was your like did you get like. where did you get your idea that you. wanted to be seen in the world you know. and maybe that maybe that never happened. to you maybe you're just having fun and. you're like I'm having fun well whenever. she let me out. of we had a little like 2 by two kind of. room and had all these locks on it. so whenever she sent me a piece of. cheese with a Post-It note that said.

come on out I want to hang out I was. like so pumped so you going believe you. can believe how pumped I was oh I can. imagine. dude oh and that [ __ ] crap sing ra a. raw crap single with the posted on the. front says come. out and I was so bumped no you know I. don't know she's always loved me so much. all my parents have and I'm so you know. lucky to have such supportive parents. and um you know it's awesome too they. got me into music like my mom and my.

grandma um my grandma would be flipping. up you know seeing me play the [ __ ]. Opry um and my dad he's he was a wedding. DJ and he loved metal and hipop and all. that and it's just everything together. gave me the. appreciation uh of just music in general. like you know I I'm a believer that like. you know. it doesn't everything doesn't need to be. super pigeon hold there's.

[ __ ] Beauty and love in every piece of. music oh and that's why you listen to. everything and that's the best part. about it you know it's just you know oh. I feel like this today I feel like this. today you know and it's the best you. know I think that's the best thing about. being your own DJ is you get to like you. know I want to play this I want to play. this and I'm G to play this you know. that's what I feel like you are in a lot. of ways in some ways and I don't mean. that in any in any weird way but I feel. like you're. you're not America's DJ but you're like. that's cool that's cool say that you're.

America's DJ in a weird way I mean. you're born Fourth of July that's true. that's true how I mean what else are we. asking for what the hell is going on I'm. Amer but it's like I think people find. so much joy through you you know does. that feel like a lot of pressure cuz. everybody loves you you know not. necessarily true that's true you're. right maybe that's a weird question man. I'm sorry to say that's kind of weird. what's that um no not at all that did. but.

people I don't know I think people. relate to you for some reason and I. don't even know if it's always because. of music yeah it's just dude I think. people relate to somebody. trying to be themselves yes sir and find. themselves through a medium yes sir. whether it be music or art or dance or. affection um yeah I don't know it's not. I guess some of it is Judgment I don't. mean it that way I think it's more no me. trying to.

explore you cuz I think that it's an. interesting thing well no it's just like. I'm I think people appreciate and can. relate. to uh being yourself and that's like. that's what everyone wants to do it's. hard for us it is hard it's terrible now. you know it's. like there's so many societal pressures. I don't know and then with the with the. pickup of social media and how it just.

moves at a 100 miles a minute we talked. about this a little bit earlier but it's. just a 100 miles a minute and you can't. like you don't have time to even if you. this is who you are you're going to I. feel the pressure to go with the next. thing you know what I mean it's like I. that's why I feel bad like for some of. these these kids that are just you know. super immersed in social media and.

because it's a crazy [ __ ] place yeah. and I'm having this like debate with. myself it's like oh like when do I let. my. daughter have a accounts and [ __ ] and. even less like a like a uh smartphone. you know what I mean I'm happy with her. running around with one of those like. what are they call like ladybug phones. or whatever that has like your mom's. number your dad's number all this [ __ ]. yeah I think it's a T-Mobile sidekicker. whatever the Alias too or whatever where. it went like this um oh dude what if.

your daughter had like one of those CB. radios like you actually gave her one in. her crib or whatever or you know or. whatever crib she has at 2 and a half. years old if she's still in there and. that's fine and I say hey keep midle 7. but what if she had in there she's just. sitting in her cream she's like break. her break her well we take certification. very seriously so once she could pass. the C class then uh then we can get the. CB hey this is I don't want her [ __ ]. wild Rogue on the airwaves man you're. right you're right we don't need that.

hey this is full diaper to gray squirrel. you you remember that song full diaper. to gray squirrel come back gray squirrel. come pick me up what are you doing you. remember that song how great would that. be uh about it was about like uh teddy. bear um and it was about this kid and. his dad like had passed or something and. he got a hold of his CB radio and was. just like hey I want to be a truck. driver one day uh I love everything like.

and then they all come and like take. them for a ride in their truck and stuff. like that it's a really sweet thing it. was a song yes sir I would be tempted to. call the police or or report him at. least because I know for a fact he's not. certified yeah. so it's a very sweet song but I I don't. want to do that but I have to you. understand hey rule. R rules are rules dude you got oh dude. you're so [ __ ] you're going to be.

getting a big fine this is the most I've. laughed in a long time dud rules are. rules dude dude what do you think if you. met an alien right what do you what song. would you play for them right this a big. question so say aliens come we send you. to meet them and they're like send me. huh me dude it's out of you the rock and. a probably a diversity higher Okay so. because some people don't consider the. rock diverse anymore um so it's yeah.

it's out of you it's a little bit of the. show me what you got right so and what. song do you play for the aliens right. because you're it's got to be a banger. because if the first one isn't a banger. it's going to be a rap dude [ __ ] um when. them pigs try to spit at you drop it. like it's all that's fire no that's fire. um I think it'd probably be Fireball. pitpull ooh get him like ready go Mr 305. no problem get him ready to [ __ ] go.

like hey all right let's go how does. that song go uh. Fireball oh yeah yeah I've heard that. bro I was at bro I was at a dinner I was. at a dinner a couple months ago and uh F. uh Pitbull plays right and we're. standing there in the audience and I. think it's me and like you can't play. Pitbull dinner well dude that's what I. thought and Pitbull's on and we're like. how do we know this is a real Pitbull.

like this there could be 30 pitbulls. playing around America right now he went. to perform there was a it was pitbull. pitbull they said was playing but then. we looked at the guy we're like this. could be any Uber driver that's true you. never get close-up shots of Pitbull and. he's always got big glasses yes he was I. was like dude there could be seven Pit. Bulls playing right now it's just like. birds aren't real maybe [ __ ] pit bull. Ain't Real Pit ain't real maybe is this. see bro first of all this is any pull up. that picture right there in the middle. right above right there this is any Uber.

driver don't see that but right and. that's me saying it you don't have to. say it and that's fine dude but yeah oh. no I don't see. these kind of is that pull on the right. knows maybe look at that that's nobody. knows if it's p is that a mug shot go. back to this one is that a mug shot a. mugot because if that's a mug shot. that's the hardest mug shot of all time. that's not Pitbull that's Jeff basos of. course but see right there it could have.

been anybody it could be Pitbull it. could be won how about Jeff basos. getting down look at the heart glasses. where is he here what festival is this. bro he's delivering packages you feel me. that's all I'm saying that guy dude my. friend told me that he can bust big. loads dude made that up I made that up. my buddy told me he's bust fat. nuts my buddy told he got big busts. that's just some R you're on the Elvis.

tore and featherbed comes and do you. hear about Jeff BOS he's busting fat. nuts hey uh they call him Jeff. buszos I've been kissing your mother. this is and this is where I was used to. kiss his. mom overnight. delivery can't decide what's going on. talking about knows what is this show. about Jesus Christ you were saying I'm.

so sorry you saying. it child out of your wife's vagina. exactly let's get back so anyways you. got a. stepmom I like this Jeff basos though. I'll say well I'll say this the guy's. incredible he's obviously incredible. business man well like this version oh. like whatever he's up to he's an amazing. I can't even believe Amazon is gonna. like. it's going to probably be very dystopian. it's going to be scary I think what does.

dystopian mean like uh kind of like. orwellian okay so um like foreign. mystical Spacey exactly I think that. that's verbatim the definition okay I. just think like it's like very thought. policy um there you go okay here we go. dystopian relating to or denoting an. imagined state of society where there is. great suff uffing or Injustice the. dystopian future of a society bereft of. reason and then the noun is a person who.

imagines or forsees a state or Society. where there's great suffering or. Injustice so it's like I think with all. the drones like you now I we were just. in San. Francisco and our driver got cut off by. a self-driving car no and you can't even. cuss him out and how do you go home to. your wife after that yeah exactly it's. just like you seen the Tim Robinson show. he's so funny isn't he he's so funny but. there's the one where he goes to a magic.

show with his wife and he the magician. brings him up on stage and just like. makes fun of his suit or whatever and. they go home and his wife's like laying. there he embarrassed you and she like. they get divorced all this [ __ ] because. the Imp the Magician on stage made fun. of his suit and just like made jokes but. um yeah cut off by self-driving car 100%. and it gets to to this point to where. it's like all humanity is. lost and now even with social media it's.

like it's very thought policey and we. police each other yeah yeah turn into. the police voluntarily voluntarily is. what we do and and then now everything. is heard and seen and everything so it's. just like I can't tell you how many. times I've been on my. phone and uh thought about something and. then the next time I Google. something it comes up I didn't even say.

it out loud it's just there like I was. thinking like oh maybe how sick would it. be to like jack off on a jet ski in my. head totally and. I get on Google and bu the jet wik feet. and then get this jet ski you know what. I mean it's like [ __ ] crazy and like. how does that even work does it just. know you so well. that it knows what you're going to think. at this moment it's just going crazy and. it's the biggest company in the world.

Amazon yeah my mom delivers for them has. she experienced any of that stuff I mean. she said no she nothing yeah she hadn't. met anyone uh it's just like the roombas. and [ __ ] you know what I mean they scan. your whole house yeah and it is. convenient but convenience not always. the best way sorry to cut you off sorry. no dude I'm cutting you off and it's. like I'm sorry to cut you off but it's. okay it's okay thank you [ __ ] I'll go. I'll go but it's like yeah it's uh yeah. I don't know I don't know what we turn. into more and more as things get you.

know Bernie Sanders was just on and he. was talking about um and I loved it too. I gotta say that yes sir I loved uh I. was a Bernie fan I'll say it you know he. seems awesome yeah and I don't know all. I don't know every one of his policies. but I was a fan of him he seems like a. great guy to crack a beer with or just. hang out with and he comes in and he's. like and he's got his bag with him and. every zipper on the bag is open and so. immediately I was like that's me that's. my guy every guy working so hard keep.

going every zipper's open there's Visine. in one and like a couple masks in the. other he pulls a manila folder out he. looks through it he's. like he splits that down looks at the. cookies we got for him not interested I. I think he wanted Ginger Snaps we didn't. get it's a old timey treat I agree we. thought current treats and are bad yes. sir and he goes I'm ready and so we. start talking man and um and it was just. great you know he wanted healthc care. for everybody and the things he wants.

it's like normal stuff it's like you. just want people to feel safe and normal. um but yeah I just loved his. authenticity I don't know where this was. going Jesus I'm an idiot it's okay. theovon you're fine to me thanks. man I can't believe this is a show a. that wild dude I can't believe is that. wild dude we tape above my.

garage there are people with lots in. different cities or whatever we tape. above my garage dud I believe you said. top 10 in the whole world so just say. you need to just start saying more wild. [ __ ] get you up to number one yeah just. say the mo say the most wild thing you. can into that camera right now uh I'll. go to jail dude trust me and just for. you sitting in it you'll go to jail too. and I'll say Theo that's bad yeah he. like to kiss his mother goodbye I'll.

tell you that we've gotten wild enough. dude um so the Country tour will will. there be anything different than your. last tours no it'll just be Tour New. Music Tour new music yes sir um lots of. fire I've been I went and saw George. straight and Chris Stapleton in Utah it. that was awesome Utah is so great man. it's amazing my brother lives right. outside of Mount Zion Park it's well. he's got a awesome spot there yeah we're. we're like 30 minutes outside of Salt. Lake yeah and it's lovely whole state is.

just stunning it's killer and there's a. sense of Freedom there's a sense of like. I want to do what I want to do that's. exactly why I went there I lived in La. for. like five years and I was like I can't. do it like I can't do it anymore. um you it's. beautiful but the people there and. that's not even La people. it's you know like people who move there. and it's just always I felt like this.

oppressive energy it's always like. there's always something to do there's. always something someone wants from you. and I went and did a. show and I'm met beautiful people in la. oh and I've also met a lot of [ __ ]. [ __ ] oh yeah but I'm did a show in. Utah and I was like this place [ __ ]. rocks and so a week later we got the. house and that was it it was the best. best decision I've made you. know I um yeah some of my best shows.

that I've had recently were through. Idaho in Utah Idaho probably gets down. bro those dude I didn't know they like. guns over there dude oh you didn't know. I didn't know there's nothing else to do. I was like who likes guns seven people. just shot him in the a. [ __ ] single action C [ __ ] single. Army yeah yeah dud it cool noted yeah. man yeah so that was pretty cool so be.

funny say something funny funny man. [ __ ] oh you tighten up quick bro your. posture is [ __ ]. all yeah and uh so that was pretty. amazing man it's going there and it's. such beautiful country out there and I. think a lot more people are like what. are we doing in these cities what am I. chasing yeah man I want to be alive I. want to feel like something important. did you feel like as you got more famous. that part of you like changed or. disappeared or um cuz when did you start.

to get popular at or let's just say. popular cuz Fame is a weird word yeah. you know um what things happened to you. did you notice anything did some of it. feel bad yeah man I. mean. I Migos had a song called I'd rather be. rich than famous makes a lot of sense. it's just especially whenever it's. you're come in like the whole music. world so young um it's super easy to.

just be a [ __ ] up kid you know what I. mean and not know what the [ __ ] is going. on and it was hard and that's since. then I've moved to Utah I got rid of my. social media um I keep way more to. myself I don't really go out anymore um. I just like and you know for a long time. I was very sad. and I find myself now getting back into.

what is fun to me and what I love doing. been a lot of riding a lot of time in. the [ __ ] Woods I just got a really. awesome piece of property where I can. just sit and fish and be to myself and I. I wondered for the longest time why I. was so sad and it was just because I. wasn't able to do what I like to do in. my current circumstance and I think it's. important for anyone who's doing. anything to be able to get out and take.

some time for yourself and for the. longest time I didn't do that you know. it was just head down and go go go um. but now taking this time to. really just do what I like to do. um his. I'm and I have a daughter I guess she's. cool she's fine so that helped yeah did. you really mean that what you're saying. yeah absolutely man and I think it's. important for everyone I struggle like I.

just keep feeling like I need to do more. to prove like I don't know what I'm. trying to prove things to sometimes yes. sir it's like there's this constant like. I've had it since I think I was a kid. you know like I'm not enough and I just. I don't know if it's I'm not enough. that's not the. feeling the feeling is like I need to. keep I need what else can I do what's. the next I just have I have. like I have to do more but it's like. what am I trying to appease am I trying.

that's the thing I struggle with. sometimes you know um and I think in the. end later on I I've realized I think as. an adult it's just this endless feeling. of like oh I'm not enough I have to. constantly prove myself yes sir to you. like and and and and if I proved myself. to you yesterday that's not enough. that's not enough I have to prove myself. again to you today and I think it's just. this I don't know how that magnet. started that keeps pulling that energy. out of me you know well you I think. people have.

that natural inclination to want to be. great you know and it's like even with. music with me I can only speak on my. behalf I can't speak on your world at. all but whenever I make a record I'm. already writing new songs like I'm like. I've already done these songs I want to. see what I can do next I want to see. what I can. make next you know what I mean it's. always like you want to. create and we get caught up in this kind.

of deal where it's just like um it's. just like I said it everything is so. [ __ ] fast yeah now it is and like you. said I prove myself to you yesterday why. do I got to prove myself to you today. and it's nothing is certain and we just. want to be great I think humans in. inherently want to be great and be. accepted and well let me ask you this. what do you like to do what do you like. to. do when you're not working you know. honestly I like to go fishing man yeah I.

like to talk to my brother um I like to. think about my friends I like to pray. for my friends and. people um maybe you go be a minister. like a volunteer Minister I was thinking. about signing up for the fire department. okay hold on I agree you're still. getting people out of fire but a little. different than volunteer Ministry okay. like pulling people out of Hades and. pulling people out of a [ __ ] somebody. [ __ ] somebody set off a space heater.

in well no in a in a Hampton in is a. little bit different okay but I feel you. you understand what 100% brother praise. God baby yeah one day I think I would. like to end up in that or in some form. of like is there anything from my life. that I can share that will help somebody. not feel some of the uh tough parts that. I felt and yes sir yeah that's it your. heart is bigger than your hat dude and I.

you I can tell that from the first. moment I met you I think we met at. losers the first time oh yeah we were. just hanging out out back with Y and and. ER is the glue of this city oh my God. can we go ahead and say that he knows. everybody it's amazing he knows. everybody sweetheart so funny and he's. so talented and I hope he feels how much. people love him because because they. dude absolutely and I love that. [ __ ] too more than life brother. I love you dude so that I have never.

he's the funniest person I've ever he's. whip dude he's a whip it's insane he's. just he's so fast he's fast I can't even. believe it like it's kind of like. hanging with John may like whenever you. meet John Mayer it's like everything you. say he has a oneliner in response and. it's the coolest thing you've ever heard. anyone say ern's very much like that. I've I like he's just he's going going. going oh John's magnificent dude so I. went uh I met John Merritt probably 17. years ago right and then uh 7 years.

later I saw him at the comedy. store and my when I met him I was. working as a tour manager for an artist. named Josh Kelly who also came out of um. Georgia um but anyway um he and I met. John one night and seven years later I. was at the comedy store and I saw John. and I said hey man I met you and he goes. I met you at an apartment in New York. City seven years ago and he he [ __ ]. knew it's insane I like oh you're a.

wizard yeah he is he is a wizard it's f. it was crazy man and so we yeah we went. and saw him recently at the Greatful. Dead and Co and it was how was that show. dude it was so special man it was so. special my brother's a huge rful dead. fan and I love my brother so much I I I. can't I don't even have the words for. how much I love my brother yes sir and. um and in between the shows his assist. came out and said hey John wants to say. hey to you guys so we're walking back. and my brother's a huge Grateful Dead. fan like he's like bought like Jerry's.

like replica DNA off Reddit and [ __ ]. he's had some tough moments but he's a. great guy and uh so and my brother's. like looking in all the dressing rooms. like [ __ ] you don't do like you know. you're walking back you don't [ __ ]. you know my brother's like looking at. like the uh you know he's looking at. like the coffee tray and just what's. going you know he he's Bob Weir dress. introduced himself to his security guard. you know know it's sweet you know it's. cool amazing yeah it was awesome and. then we got to go in and talk to John. and I literally just sat there while. they talked about Grateful Dead yeah and.

that moment right there was the. highlight of my life Co yeah and I can. tell you love your brother dude like so. much just basic you sit there because to. be 100% candid with you I could not name. one grateful Dad song yeah and for you. to sit there and talk about the grateful. Dad oh I love it that's amazing it would. meant so much to cuz I just knew and. they're both and my brother is very. articulate and extremely smart. especially when it comes to like Child. Development and stuff and so and I knew.

that in a weird way his intellect and. John's would be cool and it was just. nice but it was nice of John to welcome. us anyway it was a great show I'm kind. of bragging there but but that was like. a cool moment you know and the other day. I was texting my brother and he's like. yeah he's like hey you know John I like. it was cool that John just let us have a. regular conversation with him and I was. like yeah it was really cool he's a stud. man much like er that's I get the same. kind of deal oh you do yeah I get the. same kind of deal I think so um he's a.

smart man ER is so good I mean he yeah. it's crazy I I he makes me laugh I'm. like how do I laugh I gotta talk to him. yeah he's he's he's a killer yeah he's a. killer and you know um did he work on a. new is he on one of your new songs he he. yeah we did a song together he wrote a. bunch on the record and he's just like. dude he's on top of it I can't even. believe it I'm honored to work with that. young man and he's just a great heart it. was him and Chuck.

um through them I met everyone here and. it's a it's a great spot right here man. I I just can't believe it yeah what's. the time in Nashville been like so it's. been what five or six months you've been. here yes sir yeah five or six months or. maybe a little more I think did you buy. a house here no sir I want one it's just. so damn expensive um it's pricey huh it. is it is for fancy house um whatever you. know if you get a new spot I'll move in. with you I'll move in in the garage yeah.

come on in I'm pretty low M I need some. help yeah exactly yeah exactly no please. please I can't swing the Nashville deal. um but I'm looking I'm looking for spots. I'd like a spot out here because every. time we come out here we stay at the. hotel or Airbnb and the folks at the. hotel are so sweet and they take such. great care of me um uh but I just need a. little more room so we started airb be a. little bit cuz we have the baby out and. all that stuff and um then I was like we.

get a spot so we started looking and. like stuff that I'm looking at I'm like. Jesus Christ it's pricy it is wild yeah. it is wild um we looked at the same. house I remember talking we did yeah you. looked at it too huh I looked at it on. the internet oh you looked you didn't go. visit I didn't go I didn't go went in. person three times yeah I didn't go it's. so I it's so hard for me to get. something that's fancy you deserve it. thanks man well all you need to do is. start doing like those you you do the.

youth pastor stuff but you do it like. this big Stadium deal like the guy. what's the guy's name who who's I don't. want to be in an airplane with a bunch. of demons so I bought me a private jet. you know who I'm talking about yeah. bring that guy yeah that dude's awesome. our out of Christian and so but no. judgment here let's bring this fell up. Benny I'm not a devout believer in. Kenneth Copeland don't say that okay and. he knows who we're talking about dude.

Kenneth Copeland that's what it is I. don't want to be God gave me an airplan. about why you don't want to fly. commercial why have you said that you. won't fly commercial you said that it's. like getting into a tube with a bunch of. does he look evil why do you think he's. got like the classic villain face Chuck. Schumer not the. people the main. reason is because of the. need if if I flew commercial I'd have to. stop 65% of what I'm doing that's really.

than me isn't it true that you want to. fly commercial so that you can fly in. luxury how much money did you pay for. Tyler Perry's Gulf Stream jet for. example well for example that's really. none of your business but isn't it the. business of your donors listen good. question I. PID big slapback right there will is the. business he kind of caught me off guard. here a chance to to catch your breath. and and have a conversation we don't.

want to we don't want to catch it off. guard I love inside. R hey you listening to me my my wife. thinks Inside Edition is oh. yeah yes might be rolling too again. getting back to the comment Molly you. said that you don't like to fly because. you don't want to get into a tube with a. bunch of demons do you really believe. that human beings are demon no I do not. and don't you ever say I did it hurts it. hurts we wrestle not with flesh and.

blood but principalities and powers can. you explain what you meant by that that. by that term then just just that wild. God it's wild and what state is he. from he's not from. Utah if he's from Utah Louisiana. we're oh he's from Newark Texas oh [ __ ]. Texas and that's who you grew up yeah. yeah okay you grew up in Texas I guess I. mean I guess he's fine I guess.

now he's from lobik no [ __ ] that's crazy. that's wild hey neighbor that's wild did. you yeah what were some of your um what. were some of the music you grew up. listening to in Texas man [ __ ] or what. was some music that kind of first. influenced you like for me I had a lot I. mean John Michael Montgomery to see you. play with him the other night D so cool. bro that we Lov listening to him um we. loved listening to um Clint Black we. love listening to G Brooks we loved.

listening to Little Wayne We Love. listening to um The Hot Boys The Hot. Boys yeah buddy um those are some of the. musicians of like um no doubt like [ __ ]. like that you know jeel everything. everything that's like like I remember. my dad had this the big ass iPod that. was like aund or 360 gigs you remember. the Big Blocks and I would steal it I. was like hey can I use your iPod. tonight and it was everything it was.

like Mega Death [ __ ] uh the. blueprint um. uh the G broks my mom. [Music]. side [ __ ] Lane is killer yeah yeah so. killer dude. [Applause]. like what is that one I think it's the. same song but my wings have been.

so okay sorry I think that could be also. from the Muppets okay my. bad but yeah it's almost. [Laughter]. unrecognizable no it's just everything. man like and I grew up in a like young. thug for me is my. favorite Lyricist and Melody Maker like. of all [ __ ] time like I remember when. he like the first song I heard was the. it was him and PeeWee Longway it's a.

song called. loaded and I was like what the [ __ ]. these Melodies like insane like he goes. to such crazy [ __ ] places that free. young thug by the way it goes he goes to. such crazy [ __ ] places where you the. natural mind like my melody mind doesn't. go he like I would go down one place and. he would go like two octaves up and I. was like what the [ __ ] dude this is mine. and so fun to listen to like so [ __ ].

cool and like a lot of it like growing. up was in my early teens and everything. was Thug and like Rocky and George. Straight Hank senior. Allen uh Meade death Metallica. Anthrax just everything dude oh yeah and. even a little dub. yeah I I don't listen to Dubstep now but. I did like a little Flux Pavilion just. to. Pepper wow bro but dude there's so much.

[ __ ] cool [ __ ] going on at any and. that's the problem. too like I. remember like SoundCloud just first. started and I was maybe one of the first. artists to really like blow up strictly. on SoundCloud. really I didn't even know that. SoundCloud I think it was like. 2013 SoundCloud was going and I think 20.

I can't dude I can't remember anything I. have such a Dory brain. but um yeah and it's so hard now I feel. like for new. artists to because of the volume of. music that's getting put out which is a. [ __ ] amazing thing oh 2007 I was way. off. but that's when it started it was really. popping. right things that start that means they. open their doors yes sir probably took.

five type in type in when did SoundCloud. really start. popping 2017 like 2017 look at that. Chance the Rapper post Malone odd future. oh you're on that list yeah see I'm on. the list out of three there you go Isn't. that cool yeah super cool man but yeah. it's hard now like to get discovered. especially well it might be it's either. easier or real hard cuz you can do. something that really just tricks the. algorithm and saying like people get.

like viral you know super viral moments. but songs don't have to be viral to be. awesome and we miss out I feel like on. so many like artists. that. never uh you know so many talented. people that that never get the algorithm. going for them but they're [ __ ]. killer and that's like the hard part is. the volume of stuff and I like I'm a big. Advocate like the first recording.

software I got I think making music. should be as cheap as it possibly can. and you can get your ideas out like I. used a free recording software I had a. $200 guitar I had a $100 mic and I would. sit in my room and [ __ ] make these. songs I love that concept but it's hard. now because. it's it like I said it's so fast and. songs are viral for a couple days and.

then. like you you don't hear much after that. you know what I mean and that's like or. a train comes through and takes but. that's what people people are like let's. make something that goes viral I just. like I want people to [ __ ] Express. themselves the way that it is and if you. work super [ __ ] hard and you go like. I'm the luckiest dude in the world I. went viral like that white Iverson went. viral viral and that was because of fat. man key and um he's [ __ ] amazing. amazing you also feel like you were.

sharing yourself honestly yes sir. absolutely and that's like and I think. there's so many artists out there that I. want to do something in the future where. like audacity that free recording. program is the most amazing thing of all. it's free it's free that's the only. editor I know how to use dude it's. amazing if our shits Bonk in the middle. and that I'll be up on D it's amazing. and it's free and it has been free thank. you audacity I didn't even dude [ __ ]. yeah thank you audacity is that [ __ ].

cool yeah I didn't even think about that. I never even thought to thank them. because yeah I'd be up in the middle of. the night a podcast episode something be. wrong like we got to fix it boom I'll. use audacity you know um yeah I think. you know I think Express trying to be. real to yourself what makes you [ __ ]. feel what makes you hurt or what makes. you want what makes you angry or what. makes. you you. know what makes you uncertain you know.

like if you can find a feeling and and. and attach your art to it I think that. that I just I don't believe that we. can't see authenticity yes sir when we. see it yes sir I don't believe that I. know there's Hooks and you can get hook. you know you can get hooked on the hooks. you know but I feel like. authenticity you can never lose by just. trying you know you're not making it. just to make it you're making it because. you love it right well Bernie that's one. thing Bernie Sanders said I I said what. would you say to a young politician who.

wants to be you know someone young who. wants to affect culture the same way you. did in the 70s when you decided to. become a politician he said me no. not oh that's what that explains to. Elvis question you're talking. about you're talking about ghost Malone. dude but no no no he said um I said. Bernie what if you had to say to. something to a young person who was the. same as you in 1970 or 1968 who wanted. to affect change right you really wanted.

to have a you know who believed that I'm. a human that can have an effect on the. world right he said um do it because of. what your purpose is not because you. want to get elected like you don't have. to get elected anymore to serve your. purpose yes sir right you can serve your. purpose because of social media and. because of um uh the internet these days. just be as much as if you got elected if. you were elected yes sir so and I I that. was pretty interesting to me it was like.

yeah find the new road you know like. just like even with SoundCloud it's like. find like yeah if you couldn't get a. deal if there wasn't a deal somebody. handing you a deal that's like find the. new road find the SoundCloud go. independent and it's such a cool thing. to see like Independent Artists and. [ __ ] them. doing all the [ __ ] by the themselves. like printing the records putting it up. on dsps you know all this stuff it's so. cool that's that's why like I think I I.

was saying too I want to give like down. the road whenever you know there's more. time and I'm not so selfish and self. focus well and I got my family too so. I'm working hard for that but it's okay. I feel you man it's like yeah you get. going on your own dream and your own. dream takes off and then it's like how. quick do you feel like I need to start. to uh turn around and figure out help. and when yeah when can you help others. and that's like the most important thing. for me is either you do it with music. help people you know through hard times.

or help them get through a tough week or. whatever but I want to make it bigger. and help you know artists um really get. a [ __ ] spot and showcase Talent cuz. there's so much that doesn't get you. know like it's cool I'm I'm I'm excited. you know and I'm about 30 years old um. I'm 20 I'm 29 but tomorrow or not. tomorrow but next year I'll be 30 and. I'm like I don't have it in me anymore. you know I'm figuring it out I'm I'm. like I'm like my back hurts you know.

whenever your knees click whenever you. stand up you got scarest dude yeah man D. I went to an audition one time and. they're like all right do the part and I. started reading and I like pointed and. you could hear it was a quiet room you. could your elbow go you hear that you. could hear my elbow click so much it was. like somebody loaded a. shotgun and you saw chor there was one. cute girl in the room she like. immediately got her phone out it was. like you could just that was not that. bad bro it was bad everybody gave even I. you could see in my eyes one of my eyes.

was like I'm going home we'll just let. the other one work you know I I cocked. in earlier than he did you could see. [ __ ] my you could just see things. change you know it is wild but it is. wild yeah but it is also wild and also. you want to get to a place in your life. uh when it comes to like giving back. where you know what you want to give. back to like that's the craziest thing. it's like I've been in discussions with. like about a year and a half with uh an. attorney about starting a foundation and. like well what do you want to your. foundation to be you can't just make a.

foundation and it's blind you like the. government you have to make it very. specific and so there's all these. certain things and so you have to figure. that out and you don't want to just be. blind you want to do something you care. about because otherwise then you're. supporting something you don't even. really care about and your passion is. not going to be in it um can I 10 one. yeah all right let me 10 one you got to. pee yes sir you can pee off the balcony. if you want that's not sure yeah it is. dude dude I'm putting this Elmer fud hat. on dude brand that's bad hold on look.

like a referee at a freaking uh that's. horrible too that's not horrible why are. you too hard on yourself dude I'm so. hard on myself man. why why I don't know why I think. uh man this is a great question let me. think about it real quick and let me. seriously think about it why am I so. hard on myself. I think there's a constant feeling of. like. um I think you know I think it comes.

from when I was a kid I have to be. enough for you to see me so how do I. make myself enough or. okay where you'll see me you know I see. you and you're a stud and I love you. you're a killer thanks and there's so. many people out there that think the. same the hat did suck though yeah all. right. you're amazing dude yeah no not at all I. don't know why it's just so crazy that. it doesn't get built into me man thank.

you dude that's sweet you to say dud. come on no it's just sweet of you to say. man yeah it's like uh I hate that I hate. that I'm always having a like you know. after a while it gets you know it's like. am I do I look okay do I seem okay do I. like I just want to [ __ ] it I'm just. tired of the fight you know and the. fight is just against me that's it's. like the same thing you're saying it's. like um so I'm not getting in uh I'm not. getting into uh self-pity mode here I'm.

just looking at it you know yes sir I. want people to know that CU some you. know sometimes we can get into self-pity. I got to be careful there yes sir you. know I don't want to get in self-pity. but it's like yeah why is that you know. but even thinking about it like this is. kind of helpful you know so thanks man. no thank you Theo and dude the [ __ ] that. you do and how many lives you brighten. every day just by being your [ __ ]. self and doing this show. and it helped so many people it's. [ __ ] bitching to put it mildly yeah.

it's bitching dude you're such a. bitching dude on you're such a bitching. dude seems almost a little fil okay no. yeah well it is that's okay I high high. fil yeah it's high fil thanks dude you. got thanks bro thank you man yeah I wish. I could think you know I think it was. just so hard when I was a kid it was so. hard to feel highly in myself you know. it was like I just. like I don't know I felt like I just.

wasn't worth a lot you know theovon no. shade quit it brother sorry no cap quit. it you son of a [ __ ] thanks bro I'm not. trying to be weird no you're not being. I'm not for with you you don't feel like. that dude you cute take the hat off hold. on dude look I kissed your mother this. is where de used to kiss his mom no I. know I yeah just I don't know so long as. that old [ __ ] [ __ ] comes up you know. no absolutely and I want to respect it. cuz that's the old kid's feelings but.

also yeah I want to let that kid know. the same things you say that like um you. know I'm a deservant uh person and that. I'm a good person and that it's okay you. you are do like. yeah that's why I asked earlier like I. get the idea well I can I you know we've. met times before but today I feel like. take some time to do [ __ ] Theo. [ __ ] D dude take that you deserve it.

more than more than you know I think and. that's like a really [ __ ] cool thing. you are such a good. person and I I'm just honored to know. you and you [ __ ] kick ass dud you too. man you kick ass. dude thanks for talking to me about that. stuff I know it's not always easy to. talk about and I'm I didn't mean to P. push it on you no I didn't I don't feel. like you did man you know it's something. a lot of like like the listeners of this.

show think about a lot you know it's. like we talk about that stuff a lot you. know it's like uh yeah how we feel our. relationship to ourselves that kind of. [ __ ] you know it's important it is. important and it gets overlooked yeah it. gets I mean I can't believe it's not a. class in school like Hey how do you feel. about yourself like [ __ ] dude I'd have. wrote 70 essays on that [ __ ] it's easy. go oh that's a f yeah [ __ ] right yeah. right this is you don't know. [ __ ] yeah it's crazy there's not.

a world of a little bit more a world of. emotional intelligence yes sir like when. we grow up Sir because it would help. people so much uh absolutely but thanks. bro yeah yeah yeah and yeah like I feel. yeah most of the time I feel great you. know and dude the past few years have. just been so good it's like going. through like so much therapy and I've. done iasa treatments and I've done I've. in 12ep recovery like yes sir 95% of the. last 10 years and so um you know all of.

that whole universe has been great um. and you're [ __ ] killing it dude you. you like yeah look dude you're here. today I made it you got me dude you got. me and. Bernie dude yeah could I ask for two. more. sweethearts I didn't if I had a. Valentine's when I was a kid I would. haveed a woman but instead I got you and. Bernie and I'll take it bro well double. Valentine's very Progressive yeah yeah.

um poly ammer is Valentine good band. name [ __ ] good band name it doesn't. yeah poly ammer Valentine yeah that's. cool dude do you ever uh have you seen. all the Halloween costumes of you you. ever seen them you do a cool a cool. story about Halloween I don't know if. I've told this before but yeah tell it. man um we were in on Bourbon Street. in The Big Easy oh yeah New Orleans man. I'm from cumington Louisiana so close. and I love it there by the way it's like.

the dopest place but we went on h a. great place to go missing oh it's the. best we went on Halloween and people. thought I was a costume and didn't get. stopped once wow they were like sit. costume dude I'm like thanks man it. didn't get stopped once these I know I. love this like dude it's so cool to see. I don't know why babies dress up as me. so much I don't know why my ba my my. music is so big to the uh three and.

under demograph is that true it is look. at all these babies hey pull up uh post. Malone babies oh my God and that one has. a. cigarette bring up post Malone babies. dude costume I'm trying dude well see. look baby baby C hey hold on Zoom it's. coming around [ __ ] is this hold on bring. this up dude this kid looks like.

somebody Gypsy Rose would. date or what's that lady's name gypsy. gypsy Rose is her name Gypsy Rose who's. that yeah that looks like somebody Gypsy. Rose is probably gonna leave prison for. Gypsy Rose Blanchard beautiful lady. what' she do from Louisiana well who. knows what she did but she is okay with. meeting men outside of prison pull back. go to the damn go to the. babies oh my God who the [ __ ] pull that. back up dude the baby would look normal.

I'm not convinced those aren't. prosthetic feet though bro no joke I'm. not going to even a joke and this is no. shade this looks like Travis trit. son bring up Tristan trit oh god god. dude he's gonna kill me for this dude. trist I love you and your sister um and. your father bring up trist and trit okay. yeah see it but hold on no put it. together for me right now you don't see. it bro you are an.

artist and you don't see it I've been. kissing your mother you don't see it. white boy it is what it is that's the. worst picture get him come on I'm so. what do you want in a picture and put it. there there's 200,000 pictures of. Tristan Trent beautiful young man Travis. Triton talented. musician we need long hair just do your. best real quick and put it together I'm.

trying we'll put it together then we'll. come back to it dude um what is that one. right there wait go back to that real. quick sir yeah click on that go down. what is that third image what is that. what does that. say why do you draw on your eye the. concept gives me nightmares. congratulations congratulations what. does that mean I don't know it looks. very Vincent Van that's actually on her. face that's like her eye right there no. it is not wait what that's Photoshop. that's her eyelash and that's her.

eyebrow that's. Photoshop oh it's it's a drawing it's. makeup that's cool that's cool. interesting placement dude I couldn't. even figure that out that's dark magic I. thought it was a yeah I thought it was a. that's cool dude that's yeah that's why. I don't drive into the city that's you. stepping out who's on the other eye dark. magic huh who's on the other ey probably. uh Dennis Rodman cool hold on the other. hold on the other post Mone oh it comes.

out of the beard yeah it's your beard. all right I get it I understand that um. what are the different Malon I've seen. I've seen Coast Malone have you ever. seen that one no sir is it like aore. it's like yeah Mal uh see if you can see. Coast. Malone let's not avoid the theovon baby. Halloween costumes that's good that's. apocalyptic almost poone is good hit the. one the mountains right there on the. fourth. one that's very I don't see why not look.

I agre dude very similar well you just. got to get enough land then you could. carve it yourself oh derit Kennedy's. coming on dude he'd love to do it dude. he's an Irish lad yeah we had Coast. Malone who else do we have we had um. ghost Malone's. classic classic y oh toast Malone this. one's good toast Malone is good I like I. like the fourth one yeah pull the fourth. one right there yeah that's my. favorite that is enjoying the roast. Malone it's.

cursed [ __ ] that's just a white guy at a. [Music]. Chevron okay P up more bring up uh what. else do we have roast Malone bring up. roast Ro Malone's good roast Malone is. good oh rude roast good just sell it's. like the Jesus on a uh cracker or. whatever that go for some money that.

most that's terrifying yeah you don't. want to cut into your Christmas ham and. [ __ ] uh most Malone is good what's. that it's just a picture of Jelly. Roll sorry and that's an old joke and if. I go to hell for that that's on me and. that's a that's it's a cheap joke jelly. roll and I will say that what a low blow. you [ __ ] up that is a low blow but I'll. say that it's a low blow to a high guy.

and I I I believe that. uh I can apologize to him he's the best. dude that's the mo that those are the. most Malon I've ever seen that's the. most Malon that's the most Malon is. there something when you think about. your career um you've had a story career. sure you know and thank you for it man. you know thank you for just taking us. like. you know you feel like a concierge that. takes us through different universes and. I appreciate that man because that's the. kind thing to say yeah well it's. important because a lot of artists they.

it's like um their real house is uh it's. not limited but it's like it's um it's. not as multifaceted you know yes sir and. I appreciate that cuz people are. multifaceted absolutely you know there's. a lot to people and and. um and yeah it's just good to see that. it's good to see you share uh like. uh vibrant sides thoughtful sides um. introspective sides like Angry sides. viby sides um it's just cool to see you.

share the different sides man you know I. think that's the new wave of what a lot. of people want to see about of of of. artists sir CU it's not that you love. the music as much anymore um for me. anyway maybe and I'm speaking for myself. sure uh you like the artist you know. sure and I think that that says a lot. for me it's the perfect marriage of. those two you know like I can't tell you. how many times like I've seen someone. I'm like that dude well it's a bad.

example Kristoff Waltz right one of the. greatest actors of all time in. Christopher walin Kristoff Waltz sorry. bring German yeah pull him up you'll. know him if you see him I believe in him. I just. crust crust Vault crazy paper airplane. throw I like Google searches people. don't need to finish school to work here. Kristoff Walt oh Kristoff Walt yeah. beautiful guy you you know him he was in.

Jango he was in in glorious bastards. beautiful guy but even if he wasn't one. of the best actors of all time he seems. so [ __ ] cool he seems like a great. dude he's got a great smile and a nice. German accent kind of up. here and i' like. he's just so Trill I haven't said Trill. and I don't throw that term around. Loosely no one said it in the decade. okay he seems super Trill and boss z oh.

breaking up a bottle of trill is like. breaking up a fine wine you know. yeah post just opened up a TR 2010 Trill. somebody called Bieber dude we're having. a night um. being who you are and being kind to. people and just doing your best to be. kind to people is the kind of vibe I get. from him and the vibe I get from you you. could be. [ __ ] but you're gonna win because you. are kind kind person so that's thanks.

man I guess that's what I'm saying I. don't know how Kristoff Waltz got. brought in but I love you Kristoff Waltz. amen and I love. you what's that I love you theovon oh. thanks bro I appreciate it I love you. too man G to get the me too on that one. I love I love gig I've enjoyed I've. enjoyed listening to your music the. years I've enjoyed seeing you being like. um you know I feel like when I see you. sometimes you're a. reflection of uh the better parts of.

myself and others and so um I see you. and I it reminds me to smile about where. I'm at and I think that's a nice thing. and there's a lot of people that do that. but you you were one of the people in. the Limelight that do that and um yeah I. I I've L listening to the songs I've. heard on your new album so far um the. ones with Morgan Luke comes uh Laney. um uh Blake Shelton yes sir and I think.

it's only four I've listened to so far. but I'm looking forward to listening to. to more of them it's out now [ __ ] yeah. yeah there's a bonus track out now is. there that's what I heard and if there. isn't we'll take that out. um but post Malone thank you so much man. thanks for spending time with me and uh. and thank you for spending time with. Humanity I think it's important um that. we have people like you in the world. well thank you for having me on and I'm. so honored to be here and everyone has. been so kind to me and you're the [ __ ].

and um thank you thanks so much bro I. love you br than you Theon I love you. too and I love you too and just keep. being yourself keep being awesome and um. don't be a dick I love you have a great. night be good to yourselves baby gang. now I'm just floating on the breeze and. I feel I'm falling like these leaves. must be. [Music]. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life.

found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to.