Perspective Gadget | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #272

they said an animal has it they said an. animal has it. could you imagine you're on Noah's Ark. and they got in this and this animal. shows up oh yeah you heard a little. Perry the pigeon he's got it and he's oh. he's trying he's trying the pigeon just. kind of wandering around trying not to. see anybody you know try not to let. anybody notice him all sneezing into his.

own little pigeon arm this thing who. know where is it it's like. hide-and-go-seek with the devil huh. Rhona boy that Rona. [Music].

I'm just sitting on your front porch. wandering how could I be so far oh and. my mom is somewhere else but when I. found it our patch up where it's pinned. wrong come on now let's go now I'm just. floating on the breeze these leaves that.

must be cornerstone come on. no time to feel bad the day baby let's. go. [Music]. for me to set that parking brake. myself.

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I've been moving way too fast that is. shine by Bishop gun and that is a. beautiful band and group of men and. rarely a lot of time if you see a men. get together it's for you know it's fur. it can be for sex it could be for music. and then this instance is for music and. that's beautiful man. PTL baby praise the Lord this Bishop. Gunn was shine right there and we are.

alive they were alive we are alive check. it look to put two fingers on your on. your damn neck pipe bro. yeah and feel that pump @e up you know. what I'm saying that's that that's that. living giving bra that's your heart. shooting just do the heart will just. shoot blood out all day. a heart is baby just basically just a.

machine gun of blood you just the thing. is savage bro man you think about it. probably one of the top three organs I. think overall good to be here with you. guys it is April. it is 2020 2020 and it's getting clearer. man is getting clearer people out. there's getting wicked people anything.

it just squirrely out there you don't. even know what animal has it bro. you see a falcon go by he might have it. you see a little while um you see a. labradoodle sneak over and he's trying. to lick your arm or something lick your. navel you know sometimes I used to put a. little meat paste in my navel bruh and. my neighbors had a little while it was. like a miniature arm little I don't know.

what it was. Tom Moran. miniature pom I ran and I put a little. meat paste in my navel and his name was. Barker Brown I'd let him suck that you. know not suck it but kind of lick it out. and this you know this human animal. relations brother and I was you know I. was happy to be part of that as a you. know when I was young but now can you. even can you trust an animal who can you. trust.

welcome to hide-and-go-seek 2020 that's. what's going on it's getting wicked we. caught up thank you guys for being here. yeah and I hope I hope you guys I hope. people holding it together keeping their. heads together you know you got a you. got a really got to be a warrior right. now because some people keep saying oh I. can't get it oh I ain't getting it you. know you hear a lot of rumors Oh gay men.

can't get it oh we can't get it yes you. can. Alan all right y'all can get it. everybody can get it oh my you know my. cousins in the military man I can't get. it yes you can Samuel you can get it. everybody can get it just a lot of bad. rumors a lot of bad Intel out there a. lot of bad mental hearsay oh well you. know Oh black like women are we can get.

it yeah you can. Kisha everybody can get it it's just. it's a disease man it's a virus and. everybody can get it and it's so sneaky. [Music]. like I wonder if you if the corona virus. was a person it's so it would have like. a mustache and what happened like it. would have regular glasses and. sunglasses. it's so like oh oh it's it's like it.

would probably talk like this oh I don't. speak English it would say [ __ ] like. that I don't speak on low Woma from your. Karuna viruses sneak when I was young. they had more less sneaky diseases. remember that do you remember when we. were kids that the diseases were real.

they had our chickenpox because somebody. had hugged a chicken for too long and if. you do that you break out because these. spots come out of your body because God. wants other people to know hey this is. the type of person that will hug a. chicken for much longer than they should. and so you know what I'm saying so you. get chicken pox but they were obvious. diseases you know you knew so you saw.

somebody with chicken pox over they got. a chicken pox you know you saw somebody. with a um mustache oh they got a. mustache things were obvious but now. it's getting covert it's getting risque. as they call it but yeah what would. coronavirus be wearing probably like a. turtleneck like a sleeveless turtleneck. yeah oh I don't know I'm not from around.

here. it would be so sneaky it's a sneaky. disease man we've had a lot of calls. that came in a lot of people hitting us. up just seeing what's going on what's up. with me right now you know there's a. there's not a ton to say I've been doing. you know I watched the comedy gives back. I watched as much of that as I could if. you got to see it I think they raised.

like oh I want to say like I don't even. know how much they finished raising but. I can imagine it's up near probably. $700,000 for comedians to you know to. you know people that are you know in the. comedy community that are struggling and. that are out of work and so that was. really beautiful then it was a damn. basket fire dude if you freaking had a. cousin made out of gasoline and you. [ __ ] fed him matches for his birthday. that's what this [ __ ] was it was just. audio difficulties dissing.

and it was like remember when you got. one of those shitty us those sprint. phones those next hell's or whatever but. you could only you could call people but. then you could just talk to also you. could talk to one person you could call. anybody you want it but then you be in. the middle of a call like yeah. everything's going good. every and then you're cut your cousin or. somebody Fire Department whoever the. only other person that had the walkie. your girlfriend Chuck we need some.

[ __ ] milk you back up and you've got. honey hop hold a hole hold on buddy. remember that thing that next no way. make some [ __ ] milk Randall you like. aw oh [ __ ]. Oh hold on Damien Oh must be lines must. be crossed up and then you slick sneak. click over Psalms I'm sorry I'll be.

right there. the author there's a long line bring the. [ __ ] line you're lying. oh sorry man I gotta go bro remember. that [ __ ] next Ella [ __ ] was Brian. horns dude it looked like it looked like. you. they had it colored because it looked. like you were gonna need to be rescued. like anytime you get that bright colored. [ __ ] bro that's [ __ ] a lot of real.

poor like sale racks have like real. colorful bright [ __ ] like oh look at. this don't you want this hot orange and. this [ __ ] is hot orange like the hottest. orange you could get is three dollars. three dollars and for 40 cents for this. 7xl and it's like a [ __ ] v-neck. v-neck in the front turtleneck in the. back. you're like what and it's hot hot orange.

bra and it's always usually a but it's. only a black dude could wear it let's be. honest bro only a black dude could wear. it and. a little good handyman it'll be triple. lime that's the color you'll see on the. thing it'll be bright bright green the. kind of [ __ ] like you can't the guy like. if you drive past it on the interstate. it's obviously the definite manager of. the guy who is doing the construction.

it's that it's like triple lime in its. size 14 double medium bro and that [ __ ]. got two arms in the front it's got an. arm out the back for exhaust like heat. exhaust as [ __ ] is I don't know we're. talking about bright colors they got. bright colored [ __ ] and it's mostly it's. predominantly a lot of times for the. urban community let's be honest but cuz. they look good in it you know if white.

people wear really bright colors should. it look like they need to be rescued. real talking look black people wear. something low that's triple lime Oh. Ernie got that triple lime hitter on Oh. woah he must be getting married you know. oh he got that triple I'm [ __ ]. overcoat with that double vanilla. cumberbund bro oh he must be he must be. doing a wedding but if a white dude goes. with that bright [ __ ] they look it's.

definitely rescue only you know that. [ __ ] let's rescue only let's take a call. that came in as always the hotline nine. eight five six six four nine five zero. three gang gang what's up man this is. dusty from Leesburg Georgia. what's up dusty over here in Leesburg. huh and Leesburg Georgia and that is um. man I sound like a small place that's.

not like kind of place where everybody. kind of you know where the water. fountain is you know it sound like you. could definitely go find a wishing well. over there beautiful. oh we're brother I just want to call in. was install so much coronavirus I love. kind of sick of this half apocalypse. everything shut down half still going. work paying my bills which I am. appreciative of because I understand. there's a lot of people out there. without work. able to pay the bills but uh I mean yeah.

I just figure fledgling in the middle. here we need to choose the side either. everything just needs to go back to how. it was and we figure the [ __ ] out that. way or we go full [ __ ] apocalypse and. we get a couple of dune buggies and a. couple of sets the shoulder pants start. shaving her head to the mohawk speaking. simpler languages you know a man I'd. look there's that Ella everybody that's. what I'm saying where everybody's a. lesbian you know I'm saying you fold.

your weight your nuts into something and. you next thing you know you got some for. just down there and everybody's a. everybody's a Les Deux Mohawks on. everybody you know what I'm saying. ladies trim your tits down guys sharpen. up your lower ribs and expose Umbra and. let's [ __ ] go toe-to-toe look there's. something to be said there's a there's. the I think that seed is like that that. seed lives in a lot of us somewhere that. element of anarchy you know what I'm.

saying we got that [ __ ] violent onion. smelling up our insides you know that. thing is in there and not there's a lot. of people who are who are who are kind. of like a society Sh'ma sia t they don't. feel that the you know the Rhonda John. or the you know the this this human. gumbo that we have going on is the best. is the best for its not that it's not.

the it doesn't really fulfill their. appetite but I feel it there's this. middle ground thing like okay like okay. like I don't have my windows tinted on. my on my truck right so I'm at that. point where I'm like okay do I need can. I go get them tinted or can I break them. all out and hire a couple of straight-up. beautiful ass [ __ ] lean lean with it.

rock with it vietze to hang out the back. and shoot with slingshots as I go as I. Drive like that's where I'm at. like what things do I need to do and. what things can I not like like where am. I at like okay can I still go to the. grocery or is it okay to just turn my. living room into a damn garden okay cuz. I got enough room for three rows of. sweet patate right in front of the damn.

ottoman and right before you get to that. um dual deck CD uh ten disc er you know. I there's it's it's just kind of. everything's in the middle like what do. I got two sides in my sink in my kitchen. like do I still need to just do the. dishes at night or I do I need to plug. both of those [ __ ] up and start. raising farm fresh salmon and one half. of it and shrimp and the other you feel.

me you know I was gonna have some shrimp. so there's that middle ground there it's. like okay. or you know am I still married to my. wife like how weird this [ __ ] have to. get before I'm just like how long does. the courthouse have to be closed down. before I can this kind of walk on off. you know but before the marriage. certificate there's nowhere to even go. cash that thing in it it's interesting.

it's interesting because society is just. like kind of a stack of things that. happen you know man gets a little. property he gets a wife and then they. have a family and then you know enough. family's needed uh we're teaching their. kids and say well okay let's you know we. got too many kids let's hire just one. person to teach them all and so then. then one person was the best part the. best teacher in the neighborhood became.

the teacher and the kids all went to her. and that's how a school started then you. got a school and he said this man over. here okay I'm good at making uh boots. I'll make all the boots. alright cool Donnie you do the boots now. buck yellow you to boot man Donnie and. everybody gets their thing and it builds. but then man it's definitely there's a. little bit of jiangha in the air it's. like okay we've been there's a lot has. been this thing's been this thing's.

starting to sway in the wind a little. you know these step kids are a how you. know they're not even really mine at. this point shits hitting the fan they're. not doing [ __ ] they in there they on the. tablets all day they every time I orange. comes off our orange tree they get out. there and sneak it I'm saying daddy I. don't have any vitamin C my spines. getting all [ __ ] bent out because I.

don't have the proper vets in me what's. going on you know it's do I still have. to be a stepparent like that you know. things it's gonna get interesting man. but I feel you I wish they would just. shut the news down and say hey look it's. every man for himself but then also. that's just a little part of me that. wants that the other part of me is like. a man let's get [ __ ] back organized. because uh you know because people have.

things that they need it you know people. are missing regular things people are. missing their birthdays they're missing. this and I was thinking what imagine. some kids miss prom this year imagine. that imagine you're in senior year of. high school and they don't have it that. would not a sucked my senior year this. was it man.

this was you were gonna get off and. everything was gonna happen he was gonna. maybe get a little Teddy or something. from your girl Veronica or whatever. whatever you know ver Angela whatever. your girl's name was Keisha whoever. whoever copy you know whoever's letting. loose that evening tit that little baby. milk jug that was gonna let you touch. you know what I'm sayin people had plans. okay I'm gonna get it you know I'm gonna. I'm gonna do well on basketball I'm.

gonna get my scholarship people had. plans what about prom. think of all the high school seniors are. not getting to go to prom this year nope. do prom was it prom we member prom man. now you can't how you gonna do what are. you even gonna do you're gonna order a. prom you can do Amazon prom. you're gonna get you gonna do an Amazon. prominent gonna bring you a little it's.

just a little box and they got a you. know they got a bunch of liquor in there. and you and you have to drink it real. early and then listen to some music that. you don't remember and then they just. they also in there there's a picture of. you just and it's just you got a vomit. in your buddy's car and then they. already put the picture a picture. together if you just passed out and your. girlfriend's driving you home cuz you. passed out in the back because your boy. Lance gave you a couple hits a badass at. bra a couple bootleg shitty with his.

cousin made man that little [ __ ]. paper mache you know kaleidoscope. starter it's just I don't know just a. mad but yeah it's like you think about. all the things you were that could be. affected and that are being affected. there's a you know there's just it's. it's so interesting I mean all the. different down to the minutiae of things. the little things. somebody had a trip planned to uh engage.

themselves to get engaged to someone. asking to marry to do family start fam. you know and now that's been postponed. okay our trip I don't know do I still. and now we're fighting and now with the. and now we might not even be together. what the hell what the hell Sharlee Sh. we was supposed to if this was gonna be. something we was going to bar/bat us you.

know we had two first-class tickets to. Barbados and we was gonna be lovers you. know and now we [ __ ] fighting so it's. just it's interesting man. it's interesting and also it's. interesting how many things we expect. you know how much I expected I expected. things to be the same oh I didn't. realize I was living in and in this.

system of like of needs and once I was. you know this human created Cosmo of. society and now it's mother nature plate. you ever played uno and mother nature. just plays that uh what does it call. skip-bo yeah I think it's let me see. what it's called skip-bo yeah remember. that skip-bo I think it was like uno or.

something and but then somebody play. skip-bo in a whole [ __ ] changed whatever. plans you had I'm gonna do three of a. kind seven of a kind I'm gonna touch. somebody's ass when the power goes out. and then steal a couple cards and cheat. people had plans but mints and then. somebody played skip-bo or it was in the. deck now what now what and you find out. somebody's been touching your ass now.

what and that's what we're doing mother. nature said hey you didn't see I got. this card you didn't see that I that. there's you living out here on my titty. on my belly y'all been out here doing. this and doing NASCAR and doing all you. know hedge funds and [ __ ] threesomes. and all of that y'all doing that on my. ass on my backside on my front side on.

my side side and suddenly man there's. some realism hmm okay there's somebody. else playing ball here there's something. else at work. that's nature man it's fascinating. really. but the levels the levels of people that. people are dealing with this at and the. different things and and how people are. handling it it's all pretty fascinating. I think it's really fascinating honestly.

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the motel we were staying at and they. had rented the thing out to a damn um. you know that little touching festival. swingers bunch a real thick swingers bro. bunch of damn people just Sun burn. victims bra a bunch of real [ __ ]. gristle brothers and sisters you know. kind of people it'll just kind of sip. this you know just really just sip the. uh the kind of people that after a bacon. plate is empty they'll take one and.

we'll take the plate off and just kind. of sip sip off or whatever it left in a. base of that plea you know you know some. real bacon separates anyway on where. brother yeah. I just want to let you know that I'm. watching this past weekend tonight. Monday March 24th you asked her opinion. on the coronavirus and I wanted to let. you know that it has affected my life. son because work has slowed down a lot. people are worried about getting laid. off but at the same time people worried.

about getting laid - damn I'll tell you. coronaviruses locked up all of the wasps. a and we NER that there ever was man. JC bruh JC to the max dog Jesus fries. homeward but were you talking about. brother I'm I'm not scared because I. have you on this past weekend I'm sorry. man I'm gonna go back on your call. because I interrupted it kind of with. being perverse really honestly man so.

let's go again. first and I wanted to let you know that. it has affected my life son because work. is slowed down a lot people are worried. about these laid off but at the same. time I'm not scared because I have you. on this past weekend and King and sting. and everything's been going good as far. as I can no because my kids are gonna be. taken care of and everything's just good. I mean I'm gonna interrupt you man but.

because this or you know when you say. your kids are gonna be taken care of. that's oh this is something that a lot. of people aren't saying you know I see a. lot of people right now blame in the. government our government we don't have. enough masks we don't have enough masks. boy. well what if nobody knew this was gonna.

happen people say well they knew and. listen net and here's the thing if you. have children if you have yourself. that's your responsibility the. government it's not the gun the. government is just people it's our. responsibility to take care of ourselves. the government is just a little is just. a severe an intricate stack of systems.

that's all it is run by people human. beings you don't have so your kid. doesn't have a mask you don't have. enough food stuff at the house that's. your fault I don't have bottled water I. don't have a kool-aid powder you know. what I'm saying I don't have a sack of. almonds or a sack of um hazelnuts that's. my fault oh there's not gonna be masks.

for our kids there's not that if you're. a parent that's your fault it's not the. government's responsibility to take care. of you you had children. you need to have [ __ ] at the house in. case they're hungry I'll just add this. bowl I get just people share all of. these this man you don't owe they ain't. even got the damn uh much my boy lo uh.

little Derrick ya ain't even had a. biscuit in a month well [ __ ] get him. a biscuit then you know I know that. there are like um I know that like you. know people run out of money I'm not. trying to be insensitive to that I know. that you know that people don't have. unlimited that people don't have.

unlimited what does it call when you. things like a group of things P. resources I know that but if we're not. it we have to be prepared for life I. think that's it we're I think we're. really lucky right now a lot of us are. getting a learning lesson like I don't. you know I don't have children and this. and that but if I don't if I'm not. prepared that's my fault you know I just.

get it just the finger-pointing to me. just really and in the news channels too. you know I don't watch a lot of the news. I see some of it on my phone and I'll. put the apps on and take them off but. and on Twitter just it's like wow the if. you've the second you start expecting. the government to take care of you. you've already lost cat daddy. so yeah just like what I'm saying is and.

I need to be more constructive here even. for myself it's our responsibility if. you have a child and your child does it. you know something goes down and you. can't you you don't have something for. your kid what are you gonna look in your. kids eyes your kids like that dad what a. dad you're gonna tell you kid all the. government to govern man no you you're. the government for your child you're. your child's government so you rave you.

Abe Lincoln in your house so you gotta. tighten up you know in - sorry I didn't. mean to jump on but this [ __ ] got me. fired that ship just man it boils my it. boils my beef bruh it just boils my beef. man when everybody they you know they. should have people should do why didn't. we we should have done this well I'm. telling you we're doing now it's are you.

as a human I'm not gonna lay there on my. deathbed like oh man the government. didn't they didn't have enough mass for. this or that I they didn't have enough. oh they didn't I didn't get that bag of. oatmeal from them. well well bruh get you out meal. this is a practice run for everybody if. [ __ ] got really really wild. if the interstate turns into a damn.

waterslide it could get wild man so I'm. just saying this is your your kids. government's all responsibility man I'm. rambling but you know what you feel what. I'm saying I just don't like that extra. blame [ __ ] man I just don't like it. and I know that I'm not saying people. don't need to be subsidized and it's not. helpful and this is a great time to help. each other but you know just that man.

brought it up that you know he is. fortunately you feelin okay and you know. his kids are okay and we have to be our. own governments as well you know this is. teaching me I have to prepare I have to. have the things in place that I need and. I'm grateful that there's this grace. period of time when things are. comfortable enough to gut the there's. still enough money where there's still. enough of a government can give people. money and we're really fortunate right.

now you know I don't know if this is. happening in every country around the. world but I know that in America right. now that the government is saying hey. we're gonna mail you some money man I'm. pretty fortunate I need to work on my. gratitude man you got I mean to get all. just [ __ ] got me bent up but anybody. could get it okay. oh I can rollerskate you know my dad. used to roller skate I can't get it you. could get it wheels all right you could.

get it out there and who the [ __ ] is. still rollerskating bro you could get it. man I'll tell you this something I've. been doing at the house is uh you know. how crazy is it they're just being at. home suddenly I'm like a chef I'm doing. Luda I got julienne carrots over here I.

got a half of a [ __ ] Filipino back. strap over there grilling on the UM on. the broiler plate I got I'm making. caramel sauce I'm doing this I'm looking. up recipes. I got monk fruit sugars I'm doing. everything I don't even know what was. going on dude the only recipe I've even. had for the past couple years that. almond butter right out the jar into the. old front hole brother that was my one.

of my fancier recipes but now I'm doing. it all I got a couple of got a little. bit of um you know I got a steak steak. shank and I'll shank that [ __ ] up you. know what I'm saying I got one of those. kind of kill its yourself kits where. they send you to meet and you get to. stab it a few more times and then it. shows you how to defer it and Grill it. you know they got all kind of ways you. can get your stuff now but if you want.

to do this they got it you know what I'm. saying I'm over here slicing up garlic. I'm over here I got half a thing of. Copenhagen in the skillet and another in. a quarter of a zen and my joy in my jaw. and i'm doing different stuff you know. suddenly I'm [ __ ] Chef Boyardee em. bro he's good so all right let's take. another call here that came in. here we go hey what I'm CEO and the. whole this past weekend gang this is.

Matt from Fort Worth and what's up Matt. from Fort Worth thank you for calling. brother homeward I was calling code in. your podcast I just heard you were. asking how we're doing in the rest of. America throughout all this virus. shenanigan and I just wanted to say it's. really not that bad like I work in metal. recycling serving the public all day I'm. handling people's driver's license I'm. shooting the [ __ ] with them on the. loading dock and you know all they do is. run around junkyard the junkyard buying.

stuff I think it's time for you to apply. for - take it from anyways the whole. thing is I've been in direct contact. with people non-stop strangers all the. time for weeks and months ever since it. started and I'm not sick I got a little. baby who's five months old at home I. haven't transmitted any disease the. earth okay there you go right there. metal Matt and he's working over there. at the aluminum factory and I used to do. man and I remember your kind Matt I've.

been around you guys because I used to. ride my bike on the weekends and I would. go get cans and anything metal you know. I used to try a wagon up behind my bike. me and my boy Summerall bro and he had. some mom you know r.i.p bruh he's not. dead but he's you know he never really. was like a hundred percent alive even. when I met him as a as a child but he um. we used to tie a wheelbarrow the two. back you know the prongs of a.

wheelbarrow we would tie each one to the. back of our bike so the wheelbarrow was. facing the other way and we would double. we were both bike and we'd go all around. stacking cans getting getting cans from. in the woods everywhere. any type of metal can anything that was. metal [ __ ] half a baby crib bruh you. know what I'm saying cut off the bottom. leave the baby sitting there and the. wheels and [ __ ] the metal parts take. that you know anything that was metal do. we get over about a school and sometimes.

at the bottom of the doors at school. they'd have these metal plates on the. door and you could pry those off. and we throw those in there and we'd. roll over to the aluminum it would take. us three days have a stack of cans man. all kinds of metals in there you know. all kind of anything that was metal you. know little statues of little [ __ ]. you know they'd have a little statue of. a [ __ ] uh sherwin-williams or a. little statue of um you know Harry.

Connick jr. you know of one that was. made out of pure metal and we take that. [ __ ] and roll it over there and we roll. up dude we were so tired we could barely. move that bike man barely just my thighs. were just pumping just sexy just god. damn bruh look like just two beautiful. [ __ ] turkey legs that a king would.

eat and we get that bike over there to. the aluminum and it was just a basically. a van like somebody had a van and I said. we buy metal and had a scale out there. and we put that [ __ ] on the scale and. they would give us about my own damn. probably 45 cents I almost killed myself. dude trying to get all that [ __ ] so I. know you're kind man but yeah you guys. are good people and and I'm glad y'all. are doing well man I'm glad you guys are. doing well yes so it's this that's what.

I'm saying this is that hiding go seek. disease man and some people are getting. it and some people are not man so it's. definitely been interesting I do want to. call a guy you know and I was thinking. about this the other day and and and a. lot of listeners reached out sorry I got. it relax a little getting kind of. excited.

wait Rick long Mickey and you know. everybody knows Mickey man he got those. new air sacks he got those Oh to sip. hitters you know them in her tits bruh. those wet markets bro. you know what I'm talking about lungs. those [ __ ] ribcage wet markets and he. got um and he had a rare disorder and. he's been a part of this program for.

maybe a year and a half two years now. but I wanted to check in with Mickey and. see how he's doing in this time and I. think that that could give us all a. little bit of insight into what some. people's lives are like so gang let me. call them right now look Mickey do it.

man what's up man thank you for uh. thanks for answering the phone man how. are you man I've been doing good dude. I've been doing good I've been on the. road actually from my house for the past. three weeks and actually today was first. back home first back day home because. mom was actually out mcruiz about four. weeks ago so I'd uh I'd imagine hearing.

I tell it album right if she had Corona. man oh your mother was on a cruise ship. yeah about four weeks ago when this all. happened and you know that was during. like while she was on the cruise ship. that's when it actually got registered. as I was like all those ships were being. held up at port and so it was not a good. time to be around when she got back and. she knew and understood that so she okay. with that you know wow man yeah I know. we were texting just the other day about. about jumping on the phone and um yeah I.

didn't know that. so so when she came home were you able. to just like easily spend time with her. or how how rare is this for you because. you know just catching up some of our. listeners on you know you had a lung. transplant so do did your doctors tell. you. you have to be more careful like what is. sort of the UM the suggestions that you. get yeah absolutely man uh basically. it's kind of weird like it's back then.

about three or four weeks ago is really. conclusive is just general boilerplate. and it's like you know always wear masks. we I have this mass that I was wearing. you know be walk your hands try not to. touch a face you know don't don't be in. large large groups of people you know. and in this case though is kind of like. you know if my mom visit then I can't. even live with so or to be as diligent. as possible I basically have been. staying for these past three weeks like.

everybody's hotels yeah so on your. Instagram there was a picture might have. been I think it was Instagram yeah. there's a picture of you like it or a. video is you just getting to a place or. leave in a place so you just been on the. run because you had to stay away from. your mom just in case you was exposed. yeah that's right man and I know that a. lot of people would think like man you. don't want you kick it a friend or. something and what's really interesting. about that and this is nothing gets my.

friends but I think you can understand. this feel with your sister it's like a. lot of people in general are just not. very health conscious and that's not. their fault but if I live with anybody. it means that they then inherently have. to take on my same living habits you. know for them it might be okay that they. go to the grocery store but for me it's. not right now. Wow yeah that it is really wild um yeah. so it's like you have to live with. somebody or everyone really does like.

has to live with somebody who their. behaviors are gonna or exactly what your. behaviors are or at least our behaviors. that you are comfortable with I think so. yeah and being I think that elderly. especially and I mean definitely. immunosuppressed and for sure with a. long issue it's just the fact that man. like I haven't there were there were. days when I was in these B and B's and I. didn't even see a person you know I. would just I go walk in a park or.

something but. I did I wouldn't even see people just. extreme isolation and you're a real. social guy man I mean that but do you. feel like that was kind of bumming you. out socially like outside of like you. know like you know having to be probably. a more health-conscious than the rest of. us just you know because of your immune. system we were you feeling like a social. depression at all oh absolutely man yeah. I mean yesterday yeah yeah it was. yesterday when I got back to my house.

and I was driving and literally. listening to my own music the Sun was. out and I was already getting just feels. so good and just to even be out out of. the house and stuff so absolutely it but. you know what it gives me I don't need. to be cliche but it really gives me a. lot of perspective again where I'm like. man I I get to go back home and I was. just really excited about that and you. know the amount of perspective that I. feel like it gives and I think it gives. all of us after this is all done and I.

think that we will at least for a time. the first few times first couple weeks. yeah be like man we've made it through. and now I gotta be with my friends and. you know it sounds weird it's like I get. to work yeah it's something that people. don't want to do typically or you know. we got a break you know we got to make. money to get bread and everything but. you know now it's gonna be like I. actually get to be able to do that. because there's just so many people out. there that's really they're really. suffering yeah man that's man that's a.

great point dude yeah a lot of people. it's like I think yeah I think it if if. we look at it the right way then it's. really a great opportunity to say man I. get to do these things I get to see my. mom you know I get to you know go. fishing with my friend I get to go to. work today you know I get to go and even. if my job isn't my favorite job like I. get to go do it yeah oh absolutely man. and you know I have I have a friend who. he was in Disneyland when this all.

happened Ryan got it got cancelled and. you know he posted on be a guy or not a. lot cuz understand I got all my gay. friends no joke dude they [ __ ] all. been talking about Disneyland it's all. days it's like constantly I'm like. the [ __ ] chill bro that's hilarious. man but yeah so he was over there in you. know a night I saw him make this. Facebook post where he was like man it's. another gonna be another two two months. of this or something I'm gonna drive. driven crazy and I just told him I was.

like man you know just try to think for. a second like boredom is that the least. of your concerns right now if you really. think about it again like have some. perspective man it's you are in. Disneyland bro like that's as good as it. gets. you know like you sure you're crazy what. are you talking about but you and you. said that it protects you yesterday. you're like you'd imagine if you you've. been on a transplant list for years or. months or whatever and you'll find out. at the opportunity and then this happens. and it's secondary to the national.

crisis that's god it's so it would seem. so abysmal right and at the same time. again it's just - I don't want to sound. cliche as always but man yeah I I called. my dad everyday you know my dad elderly. easy he's 80 you know I'm like I just. hope and hoping things don't take him I. call him every day I try to try to call. my loved ones and tell him I love him. and I got a friend right now he went. into the ER he lives in Detroit. you met him briefly my best friend Sammy.

oh yeah man and when you guys at the. comedy club yeah yeah that's right man. and so anyways he you know he went in. for a cast can today they think that he. might have miles Kovac it's like this is. hitting a lot of people you know just. got to tell him you love them yeah yeah. man well you've always been really like. a kind of like a perspective gadget bro. if you were like a cartoon character I. think it would be perspective gadget. dude. Mickey man thanks so much for being. supportive and everything and we got to. get you in here next time you're in town.

and uh and sit and chat and and again. man thank you so much dude and be safe. and and let's stay in touch. I'd love that see all right man much. love dude all right gang bro all right. Wow interesting you know he be had. because he had Mickey had cystic. fibrosis in his lungs and that's when. you have just bad lungs and this you. know really you don't even you. his lungs if you look back at some of.

our old episodes and stuff he really had. a tough go of it but he you know he was. on the transplant list and he got them. bags and and he really got tightened up. and so I you know he really is a beacon. of perspective because he's been at. literally loitering at death's doorstep. before you know he'd been a member then. people that come to your house to sell. magazines or something. hey we got these magazines you need.

outdoor life you need uh fishing only. you know what I'm saying you need. [ __ ] Star Wars magazine monthly get. it while it's hot and he was like he was. like met the magazine man on death's. doorstep just milling around out there. so and so we're grateful that uh that he. answered our call I'd give you some tour. dates of I don't have any it's because.

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listeners you get 10% off your first. month at better help calm slash Theo all. right let's get into another call here. hey Kenneth over here in Gainesville. Georgia people don't even know that. that's a place and it is homework and I. just got some some life advice questions. right now you know um right now I'm. working at Domino's as a delivery driver. oh yeah and I do enjoy the Domino's um.

they're uh thin crust more and I feel. like an absolute bum I'm 19 years old. and I feel like I'm not doing anything. with my life. you know I tried to go to college for. performing arts honestly I didn't get my. thoughts together before I tried to. leave this message I'm gonna call back. and try again later well that's okay man.

you know what man I don't think any call. has ever reminded me more of myself man. than this one you know you call you. don't have a plan and you get there and. you realize you don't have a plan and. you just you didn't give up that you. said I'll call again you. No and all and not just that this stuff. too you know Mickey just touched on it.

trickling Mickey with those [ __ ] new. enter hitters got he got verbal on this. Teddy he said that you know it's a. prospective time now you get to do. something now before if you did magic. everybody's like oh look at this [ __ ]. you know with that little bit of hand. hide-and-go-seek he's doing this dude is. really just a burglar bryce stealing. [ __ ] but the truth is he does magic. but before people talking [ __ ] but now. maybe them now the magician says hey I. get to I do magic you know now people.

are gonna come out of this roaring out. of the cave you know we were all a. tapper before I don't really care about. my I don't know what I'd do there's no. now we're with a purpose you feel me. that worked out well you know I'm saying. we come out with a roar so yeah you a. delivery guy man you run in hot pie you. run in hot pie brother not anybody could. do that.

don't don't don't think you're not. special. cuz you over there slinging hp's bro. people want you always around do you the. total opposite of the police bro. people always welcome you with that 12. inch that's 16 inch bra with that you. know the side thing of cinnamon tots. daddy you know you have you you but you.

but you're also no matter what you do. when you show up you if you show up with. that purpose be that back be a. performing artist pie guy show up with. that pie and delivered a rap be little. slice bread dirty slice you know what. I'm saying a little sauce be [ __ ]. little long you know a little nasty a. little anchovy or medium bruh be medium.

but I'm saying is you you know what I'm. saying you you show up and in if you get. like a you get a side skill or something. ready for yourself. say you and learn a rat learn a riddle. knock knock who's there bro damn dog. meat lovers son you know what I'm saying. Punk you know what I'm saying feel. yourself ill your ham with sausage and. punch yourself in the [ __ ] face bro. what I'm saying is have a plan yeah you. just deliver them pie but it's still you.

showing up yeah you're behind the pizza. you might deliver something too damn. whoever you might get your veneer in. Atlanta you might deliver some [ __ ] too. freaking um Evander Holyfield you might. deliver some [ __ ] to little um little uh. you know little Khalifa or whatever and. he might say oh I love this guy no make. sure it's just the poppy you you're.

showing up with I don't care what it is. you know we gotta remember that yeah I. bring humor sometimes and [ __ ] kind. of Kleenex as well a lot of other times. but still it's me the person that shows. up with whatever I'm bringing you know. it's the you know that yeah the waitress. brings your food but a lot of times the. food's only gonna get me so far there's. a human on the other end of that arm on. the other end of that hand that just. dropped that plate off at my table and. that person I might they're there could.

be a lifelong relationship or connection. there whereas the the relationship I'm. gonna have with this food is gonna be. brief I'm not preaching at you man I'm. just saying you know you don't know. sometimes where the path that you're on. is gonna lead you and you also don't. notice like I remember I quit comedy I. didn't quit but I just I kind of just. well I was in love with the girl back at.

home and I went home I wasn't I mean I. was in love but I also was just in I was. afraid that she was banging other people. and I got scared. and I went back there to Louisiana and I. was tending bar at a Mexican restaurant. and I broke a damn margarita machine I. only worked three shifts or actually. probably worked about 30 shifts and I. broke up [ __ ] more. reader machine that probably cost about. $1,800 and I still feel bad about that. but um and I think I probably lied about.

I didn't lie about it but I put all the. parts back in there and just kind of. pretended like they liked it still. worked was okay or something but but. what I'm what I'm trying to say is man. you know it took something you know I. worked there it was fine and they had. stages in New Orleans and I got up on. stages in New Orleans and I didn't think. I was gonna keep doing comedy but I kept. doing it and and eventually you know I. ended up back out here in Los Angeles. and it was only for about six months. that I was there but but I didn't know.

exactly at the time so you got into. performing arts you weren't sure right. now you you know you perform in pies you. sling in circle [ __ ] snacks man. you're fine you're gonna be okay but you. don't know if in the future you next. thing you know what I'm saying you might. start a business with the Performing pie. guys well you'd uh each pie comes with a. performance dude I would love that I.

would love to know that whoever is. bringing my pie for an extra $10 I'm. about to get that that audio [ __ ]. that dance concept hitter you know you. might be that and what I'm saying is it. takes these elements it takes these. things you know it takes the world to. set these these things on your scale. like okay you could you know I need you. to be doing pies I need you to you know. try school performing arts but that. doesn't work and I need this and and. then eventually you see what the world.

is put on your plate and say oh okay I'm. gonna put these things together and this. is gonna be what I'm gonna serve you. know and Plus right now posts mate. they're the hottest people in the land. people want to talk about the front. lines of Surgeons and something somebody. carving into somebody's ass to get a. damn a giblet or something but the real. hitters out there or post mates people. you got a guy you know what I'm saying. elbow crawling up to your front door.

risk in his long life just. so you could have a damn uh um you know. three enchiladas with no cheese on them. you got a little urban girl out there. little char ket and she got you know. what I'm saying she's [ __ ] down there. she wearing a football helmet to fight. the virus and she's out there and she. rollin up in the arm dodge you know what. I'm saying and she [ __ ] humming a.

couple of damn you know cinnamon. hotcakes out of her car out that side. window bro just trying to make $11. trying to make six dollars risking her. life so you could have a little morning. snack I mean these are the real front. liners people doing food delivery you.

got a guy over here he don't even he. wrapped his whole car in visqueen he. can't even read he don't even have a. driver's license and he's over here and. he and he's uh he's grilling chilaquiles. in the backseat and he sets he sets it. on the hood of his car and then he. drives the car right up to you how front. door and you reach out there and leave. him you know what seven dollars on the. front on the hood they put it under the. hood I'll get it later all right. my prior you know you got a dude he.

don't even have a car he works for post. mates bruh he worked for post maybe this. dude you don't even know if he's gonna. [ __ ] show up you ever got that dude. you know what I'm saying it's [ __ ]. 9:15 p.m. he tells you a little Anthony. he tells you he's on his way. next thing you notice dudes on a damn. [ __ ] bird scooter or something he's. on that [ __ ] nine speed bruh and he. got a damn off you know he got a half a.

cup of soup under his own trying to get. it to you trying to serve up a little. minestrone for you because he cares. about you I mean these are the front. line workers people we got to take care. of each other that's all I'm saying. um what else do we have man what else do. we have. let me take a call here that came in. nine eight five six six four nine five. zero three what's up Justin calling from.

Tennessee man thank you for calling in. our IP past summit you know what I'm. saying one of the [ __ ] most gangsta. lesbians in the game bro one mm straight. games was banging out them Winston's. freaking died right after she quit. playing bro retired bro. gang [ __ ] on we're brother I'm a yes and.

and us you know how we were feeling. about this. Rhona deal on the podcast man I think. I'm kind of like you man I just ain't. really worried about it you know I got. it I got a two-year-old I got another. little baby girl coming in ah you know. it is what it is. can I feel like a damn superhero out. here man understand you know just ninja.

shot from the [ __ ] out of the sky. everybody looked at me cuz everybody. shut down in my hometown you know if you. like man do this damn take your fighters. in all Browns coming out here at. delivering my stuff I mean I don't know. it makes me feel good you know I ain't. gonna let it big things see that looks. right now you feel me I'm gonna let it. hold me down yeah it's cool man you know. everything's all good gotta say 5-0.

something on the side gang brah I love. that man I love your attitude yeah I'm. not gonna let it beat me you know that's. a decision you can make easily people. want to lay down people wanna blame the. point this fan but do it or how are you. prepared are you gonna let it beat you. that's the thing because if you're gonna. let it if you've already decided that. you that that's an option for it to beat. you. then it'll find and something will find.

a way if fittings if it aint Corona it's. something something else will get find a. way to get you you've already decided in. your head I love it man you guys are. Cape Crusaders dude I'm not joking I saw. the UPS guy yesterday it out dude he was. blasting some [ __ ] Travis Scott he. was living it and I was like dang man. this dude is a legend this dude is out. here like Book of Eli out here. this guy's like 5 hole goes west they.

out here man so gang man you stay brave. man and stay out there and um and thank. you for calling man thank you for. calling brother let's take a call right. here that came in ninety five six six. four nine five zero three well I just. wanted to give you a call. love the podcast just wanted to give you. you know ask you a question during this.

time of the Rona you trapped inside not. going out too much and I know usually. you get your inspiration from everyday. events I was wondering how you get the. inspiration now and if you're all. writing during your time of Solitude and. how difficult is it for you to actually. get that inspiration and come up with. ideas so no I know that [ __ ] can be. difficult to pop and stuff at us you. know so dang brother yeah I agree man it. can be difficult and where's my.

inspiration coming from you know I'm. feeling right now I'm not really trying. to think of funny jokes I'm just trying. to take care of myself you know I am I'm. trying to take care of myself. I'm 35 days off of cigarettes so thank. God for that right now so I'm feeling. grateful for that you know I'm been. doing yoga I started seeing a. chiropractic and I'm just trying to.

relax man I'm trying to get some. perspective back in my life I'm trying. to get some gratitude. you know I need those things. and I've really had lost over the past. six nine months I just had lost a lot of. them I didn't mean to I just was so busy. I didn't have any it was hard to grasp. my own life you know and here I was. living my dreams and I'm just hard to. grasp it so I'm grateful to have this. time for a little bit of reflection.

I'm grateful right now that I can put. food on my table and I can uh you know I. know I can pay my rent next month you. know I'm grateful that I have I know. there's people that love me and I know I. can care about him and I can reach out. and that's the only things I'm thinking. about right now I've been doing some. yoga by myself you know it's been a good. time for me to find things to put back. on my own plate like I used to love. going to the gym for myself I wasn't. doing it to like you know really look I.

saw I was just doing it because I loved. it and I think overall with a lot of. things I was burnt out you know I. haven't even felt like getting onstage I. haven't felt like being on stage for a. while I haven't been up to the Comedy. Store even before I'd only been there. about two or three nights in about three. months before it was closed because I. was working out of town so much and and. I just was tired so you know I'm I'm.

trying to I'm doing meditation I'm doing. 15 moments I'm almost up to 15 minutes. of meditation per day so and I'm working. in stronger on trying to focus more on. my a program and that's what I'm doing. I've been rolling my body out brother. that's been a new thing using that foam. roller like everywhere Braun talking. roll in the front of my arms the side. like things that hurt rolling my chest. out I mean I can put my arm almost kind.

of straight so those have been things. that I've been doing man to stay busy. and stay uh just kind of stay that like. my inspiration will come if I take care. of myself and I hadn't felt like I've. been taking care of myself for a while. so yeah I'm just trying to find the joys. in this the little joys. all right let's so let's take another. call that came on here gang brother. video this is your boy do you nut from.

Grand Rapids are you gonna catch a lot. of flack for that. what's up Dee let's here baby gang. homework I just wanted to say I really. appreciated the way you've been stepping. up your game with the podcasts over. these hard times and it's always good to. hear your voice oh thanks man that's. nice you to say that man you know I'm. trying to feel good and I'm trying and I. yeah I love it when I you know I get.

these voicemails and people calling and. we get to see what's going on and you. know I do feel a sense of connection man. and I really man I'm glad you said that. because I needed to hear that I'm. grateful for that homework but I got a. question for you what are people doing. to stay connected to their support. groups during these hard times and. stresses off and we're out here fighting. to stay sober and I got a call last week. and they said that all of my meetings.

were canceled so I'm a leader at. celebrate recovery and I was like well. we can't have that so I got some of the. guys together over a phone call and we. had a meeting and it turned out really. well but I just wondering what other. people are doing they connected thanks. for the question man I was fixing my. hair there as well while I was listening. but I was listening um you know a lot of. recovery groups seem to be doing zoom. meetings right now and zoom has really.

really taken off people are using that. as a forum to come to connect for. everything talking to family you know. and specifically for recovery you know. I've gotten a lot of messages and dm's. from people that are struggling and. thank you for those and I'm you know I'm. trying to share it my just my experience. and I'm trying to stay sober myself and. you know we do what we can and uh but. you know it's easier for me to say oh. the zoom meetings are dumb or they're. not the same and that's fine it's easy.

for me to say anything is dumb but. but I believe that if you feel if you. were if you want something to work for. you it will work for you so a lot of it. again is just going down in perspective. and so that's all I'm doing man is going. to some zoom meetings I'm keeping in. touch with other guys and trying to stay. out of the headspace of oh this these. programs don't work this stuff doesn't. work oh here's an excuse err and it's. hard man.

it's been hard getting in our struggle. recently was just looking at escorts and. pornography that cut that stuff really. snuck back into me about maybe a couple. weeks ago and uh and so I that's one. thing that's been tough because um it's. just so much idle time it's almost time. by yourself. and so you know I'm hoping to start you. maybe go to some new type of meetings. and stuff or I got to get a new blocker. on my phone because pornography I.

noticed for me is the biggest catalyst. for other other things once I start. looking at porn then I'll start it just. makes me want to do all kind of trouble. you know me want to break in the. building or do a cocaine or something. you know or do uh you know or see. somebody's ass or something that I don't. know so that's you know I noticed really.

that is such a catalyst for other things. so that's something I got to make sure I. nip out of my butt. bud nip out of my butt immediately but. the eff bro man I'm I'm happy to be here. today oh and one other thing I want to. say one cool thing about zoom meetings. with recovery right now is you can go to. ones in different cities and states so. if you live in New Orleans you could go. to a meeting in you could go to the. Bread and Roses meeting on Saturday at. 10:30 a.m. in Los Angeles which is a.

really popular and famous and. interesting meeting you could go to a. fan Atlantic group meeting in in New. York City so there's really some you. know if you are in a small place or. something and you don't know about. recovery suddenly or you ever haven't. been. recovery meetings or something you can. suddenly be in them in a meeting with. that may have different speakers and. real fancy you know polished well. speakers in them so that's amazing today.

and that's that's what that's one of the. gifts of right now is this zoom boom. gang all right we're going to do a. patreon question that came in and we. changed patreon this week you can check. it out if you want you can go to the. patreon and check it out. and I want to thank all of our. supporters and one of the questions that. came in this is from Dini what's up do. Passover is coming up this week I wanted. to know if you ever attended a Passover.

Seder or had any Jewish friends gang. gang from Easter al Oh. Thank You Dini and I've never been to. Israel but at least Vail but I've always. wanted to go I've heard really. interesting things about it yeah I oh. yeah my one of my best friends lives. upstairs from me and he is Jewish I. think he's a hundred percent Jewish and. and so his family that has long invited.

me over over the past few years within. the past decade even for a different. type of uh yiddish feasts and. get-togethers and you know reading of. religious texts and stuff like that and. great company good times some of the. worst food but but i loved a lot of the. tradition and or just like more simple.

I'm from Louisiana so jump from the wind. I'm so yeah some of the food you're just. like damn the saint of food you notice a. damn pickle bruh you know you got you. know you got 19 people do you know. divvying up a pickle as a appetizer i. like come on brah this ain't even but. yeah a lot of good times man some really. really fun times yeah I have a it's it's. crazy especially living out in Los.

Angeles you meet a lot of Jays. you get Jade up you know you get a lot. of Jewish friends and so yeah it's crazy. because a lot of my really best friends. out here are Jewish so I've been to some. feasts over the years and it's always. been a blast sometimes you got the. little hat that little the little hair. wallet and uh and yes so I've gotten to. see some of the the environment and in.

different Passover in Seder feasts and. the applesauce and the reasons for the. different foods you know they got these. carrots because you know Larry you know. fell DeBerg or whatever you know he Oh. him was died but they had you know he. and his cousin split a carrot or. something or they had you know seven. days of oil but they made it last for 40. days so obviously some of the stuff I'm. regurgitating his hit-or-miss here but.

yeah I've had a lot of nice times man. they got and they have a lot of good. holidays throughout the year so the Jews. will throw up some really good holidays. here and there so go enjoy one of those. if somebody invited you over to a seder. and it's a really nice thing if they do. that it's like with them welcoming you. over for like a Christmas meal if you. are in the of the Christian dialect so. thank you for that question Dini if I. ever come to Israel you're gonna have to. show me around you have to show me some.

of what it's like over there. I would love to to learn more what else. what else what else what is a piece of. advice this is from Jyothi and this is. on patreon what is a piece of advice. someone gave you that you remember. almost every day um you know my father.

told me when I was real little he told. me that I was a survivor that was one of. the only things I really remember him. telling me you know he would always uh. say you're a survivor you know and and I. thought that that was nice. here I think because I don't know if he. knew that I was gonna have a tough time. being a child or whatever you know and I. and sometimes we have a tough time. sometimes our environments tough and.

sometimes just the way we interact with. our environment is tough but he told me. I'll be a survivor and I think about. that a lot I thought it was a neat thing. to say because it leaves it vague enough. where I can apply it to a lot of. different things and you can [ __ ] up and. still be a survivor so I thought that. that was pretty neat you know I think a. lot of things like I remember from that. movie the patriot aim small miss small I.

think about that a lot that pops in my. head all the time the first time because. because any small miss small it's like. if I can't do something real big what. can I do on al it what can I do on a. level that's realistic and that's. something that I think really applies to. right now - what can I do what can I do. one or level that's realistic you know. yeah I can't do like maybe I can't do.

some huge fundraiser to do something. like this to save the world like Bill. Gates or something or you know like the. Patriots owner Robert Kraft they sent. their plane to China and bought a. million cases of mass and flew them back. you know they can do that but what could. I you know and so now there's just. something small it's helping out. somebody it's like just doing what kind. of do something small that I know is. gonna be effective because something's. small that's effective - if it's just to.

one person it's huge to them so I think. that the aim small miss small is. something that uh that I remember a lot. and that's not really advice I heard. that in a movie you know my best friend. Scott his dad when I was growing up his. dad told me um well his dad told me to. move to California and trauma dreams out. because he said well you can always.

move back he goes and if you look back. down the road you might regret if you. don't and I remembered that but it's a. good question I'm have to think about. what are some things that maybe have. been told to me over the years I watched. also the louis c.k special and actually. watch that this afternoon it it's a it's. hilarious I mean I laughed he surprised. me so many times and if some people like.

most people I think enjoy Louis CK's a. comedian you know the man is a pervert. but he also is a comedy man and he can. beat those two things you know there's. not a rule you can only be one thing a. lot of the news they like to make you. think oh you can only be one thing buddy. what are you you a milkman or you um you. know are you somebody that whispers a. lot [ __ ] I could do both you know I'm.

saying you could be Bill Cosby is he a. pervert rapist seems like that is the. case he's also very entertaining man you. could be both things Louie CK the. special was hilarious man it was. hilarious you know I've never known. Louie. I cross paths with him twice he always. seemed like a bit of like a real cocky. kind of dude to me but he is there's.

it's just at a different level man his. his is is I mean it's [ __ ] good bro. it's [ __ ] good and if I were that. good at comedy dude I would be cocky I. think I mean it is it's just fun it's. also in some parts it's so dark bro it. is dark like it is damn bro I'm.

surprised if you looked in there's like. a day I mean it is they could have. filmed black panther during part of it. it's dark bro it is dark. but it's it almost forever he reminds me. of a dis it's almost like this dirty. Shakespeare almost he definitely has his. in such contact with a certain point of. view in his head that it's I mean it's.

just baffling and you can never tell if. he thinks that he's because he's always. commenting on himself and I can never. tell if he is amused by himself repulsed. or proud and it's fascinating to not be. able to know that and to listen to him.

at the same time you can just you get. this there's this ambiance from him. that's just it's so precisely humanly. vulgar almost in a way or but not just. vulgar it's fat it's it's it's it's. hilarious there's gonna be some dark.

stuff if you go in there like oh man um. you know if he's as soon as he says. Native American I'm shutting it off I'm. shutting it off ah you know if you go in. there if using an T for something you. probably won't like this [ __ ] you know. if you spend if you were like a lifetime. CNN watch or kinda or you know if you. buy that own a CNN sweatshirt you. probably won't like it it's just but. it's very honest I felt like it's very.

honest to a part of our brain or. something that we want to close or that. society wants to close now. and I just thought it was layers does. that mean that I anything else from me. doesn't mean anything else. me it means that I'm a fewer of his. comedy and that the [ __ ] was [ __ ]. really funny bro and you may have.

different takes on it and that's I hope. that you do I hope you have your own. take on it and I would even have to. think about it more I just watched it. but uh but if you're looking for a watch. and it's available on his website and I. you know you know we're not doing any. ads for them or anything or whatever but. but the man is you know any talks about. is you know some of the stuff that. happened and stuff it's interesting it's.

certainly it's worth the $8 that's for. dang sure bruh and outside of that Ozark. is those are just the same episode over. and over again I feel like every episode. these people just can't [ __ ] figure it. out and the Sun keeps getting a little. bit older literally the Sun that the the. boy they have is like watching them I. mean he just every episode I feel like. he gets about about two months older. which is pretty fascinating but that's.

my thoughts on the louis c.k special. sincerely it's called in and and go. check it out let me know what you think. i think he's probably gonna be the. future where comedians are gonna put. their specials out specifically in a one. locale on their on their own but it was. interesting man I mean it was God there. were some parts what would the best part. is you're like man I do not I don't it's. not that you don't want he'll get into a. topic you're like oh this is something I. shouldn't be laughing about and then.

you're like damn I'm [ __ ] really. laughing about this so then you start to. realize that there's this other thing. and there's this other person inside of. you this other different entity than the. facade that we put on sometimes and that. that entity just likes to laugh and then. it's not as judgmental and it just is. taking things for the value of humor. that's in them and in this special. there's a lot of that it's dark though. dog is dark time don't come at me they.

do it. if you then that's it if you don't like. it then you don't like it that's fine. nobody else needs to that I don't mean. everybody else don't need to like it. that means you don't like it so gang. [ __ ] alright I think we get through. everything or as much as I can even. remember right now at the moment but. thank you guys for being a part of the. this past weekend support the sponsors.

if you can do something if you if you. got the room to do it in your world you. know do it be supportive you know thank. you guys so much for support in the. podcast I'm happy to be able to be here. this weekend to be able to share some. stuff I'm feeling a little bit better. and hope to slowly be feeling even. better I got some blood work done got. that back you know the guy said I had a. couple of things that were way off and. that was interesting man like the like. lysine levels a couple of different.

proteins and stuff so it was real. interesting I'm grateful to be able to. got that blood work cuz you don't know. what's in your body what's in your soup. and I'm saying you running around you. don't know if you got vegetables you got. beef. if you freaking if you freaking bull. your bass or if you've been stroganoff. you feel me breath so I hope you're. doing well man I love you and and uh you. know we're pretty lucky we're pretty.

lucky aren't we pretty lucky man abhi we. get to be alive this is it you know we. get to just wouldn't even what are we. even doing I don't know but we get to do. it and this is it you know and this is. it we get to see things and experience. and that is life man this is it you know. this is it and we're making it man and. uh thank you guys for being here today.

and I'll see you guys next week I'm. trying to get Nick Swardson to do a zoom. episode with me this week so if you guys. will hit him up on IG and send him. messages and tell him to get on board we. could definitely do that. so hit him up you guys be good to. yourselves man and we just keep making. it you know that. his bishop gun on the way out. [Music].

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