No Dirty Carrots | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #184

what's up you little March hares huh you. little tragic rabbits you see that. orange dangler bruh you see that Kara. huh. let's give. [Music].

celebrate. celebrate ms. [Music]. we celebrate our day. celebrate. [Applause]. [Music].

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that song called celebrate and and I'm. happy to be here with you guys today it. is March it is March and it is the the. it is the year 2019 and it is this is. what we got this is who we are you know. the March hares baby you know maybe. getting that that that and that carrot.

that carrots always dangling in it you. noticed that there's always a carrot. like every day I wake up there's some. carrot there's that you know that little. freaking orange veggie sickle just kind. of hanging in the distance for me. whatever it is it could be you know a. financial gain it could be a love you. know I want to get a love or a sex it. could be an apology I need to make mmm.

but there's always something out in. front of me that I'm moving towards. usually I think anyway I'm just trying. to think what you know it's uh yeah. there's always something out in front of. me that I'm moving towards that I want. or sometimes that I need you know but. there's always a carrot there's always a. carrot that gets get you that that is.

out in front of you and sometimes there. one that you know you put out there. their goals sometimes they're ones that. that that the you know I guess ambitions. I wonder what the difference between a. goal and ambition. ago I think an ambition like drives a. goal you know cuz if you have a goal if. you want to get something you know say.

if they have something and it's. somewhere and you want to get there then. that's a goal an ambition. that's the gasoline that you put in your. tank or that it's in your tank that get. you over to that something they get you. there. so ambition I think is is basically a. goals is your gasoline they get you to a. goal you got to have that ambition I. think also have no idea but yeah there's.

always a carrot that kind of gets me. going and I'm just trying to right now. just make sure that my carrots are out. of a good garden that's what I'm trying. to think about because you know I just. noticed like you know recently that I. not much changes like inside them even. though some things will change or for me. will be changing on the outside of me. you know I don't know if I feel like. that the inside like that they heal or.

that they do anything to the inside of. me really you know like I mean just. recently in my life you know I've had. the opportunity to start making more. money than I made last year you know. where and so that's you know and at. first you know that you know it's. exciting just and then it's you're still. just kind of like well what but what's. going on with me you know you still are.

just kind of with yourself or you might. think I guess other things in my past. have been like oh I want to get a car. but then once you get in the car and. you're driving you're in the car you're. just in there so it's just like you know. if things change or more people like I. noticed get excited like especially the. past couple weeks I've just noticed more. like I got into an uber the other day.

and the drive. and now this guy was from another look. I've been in a lot of other countries. this guy thinking from like another. planet boy this dude was from you know. Mars gannis standin Avia. you know this guy was from another I. don't know he might have been you know. he might have caught up you know he. might have had a hit of that frickin.

scientism or something I don't know. where this this guy was from like he. might have been raised in a sand castle. you know drinking olive juice he had a. real you know I don't you know he might. have you know went to summer camp on the. rings of Saturn this boy I don't know. what he was doing but he he's like oh I. I recognized you from hot ones and hot. ones is a chicken you know it's like a.

poultry kind of passion project of a. company and I went in there last weekend. ate chicken wings with them and you go. in there and eat the wings and then and. it's hot I'm gonna put up a behind the. scenes video today of uh of how my mouth. got kind of burnt out around the edges. you know look like I've been trying to. uh you know [ __ ] French kiss a candle. I was pretty you know I was kind of very. I had a lot of different colors around. my mouth I was starting to really. ROYGBIV around the lips you know it but.

um anyway I got into this uber and the. man recognized me from there and knew me. from there and it was and I just would. never have expected it it wasn't and I. was just like oh wow you know that's uh. you know it's it's exciting you know. it's let me think about what this is and. I'm not trying to brag about this I'm. trying to like I'm not trying to brag. like Oh somebody recognized me from my. comedy or from something at some place.

they saw me I'm trying to think about. you know there are times when I would. think like Oh being popular or being. having people acknowledge you. [Music]. that would you know that would cure. things or that would make things. different for me or different I don't. know but that's a carrot that's out. there on notice you know that celebrity.

that popularity and I don't even think. celebrity seems so someone that's a. celebrity that [ __ ] seems scary to me. because that kind of stuff is you're. like it seem like you're controlled by. bigger things you know like advertisers. and and you have to answer two different. larger groups that are in control of you. are in control of more of your time and. and things you can say. but popularity that's something that I.

was like well that's like a carrot. that's kind of been out there in my life. that you know if people knew me then I. would feel maybe I wouldn't feel some of. the ways when I feel uncomfortable or. maybe it would be a solution or maybe it. would I don't know what I'm trying to. say I mean I do but I don't but this is. just something that was I was really. thinking about once this may it was just. a man that I was like I you know I never. expected that that man would say that.

and he said the hot ones you know and I. guess something people on the internet. like to watch people eat I mean people. do there's a couple of dark I went down. some dark holes the other night you. could watch you know I mean and look. I'll admit it you know I like watching. you know when I was growing up I had a. couple of you know urban friends a. couple african-american buddies and if. you haven't seen them really get into. some good animal meat or some good rib.

meat then you don't you know you haven't. really seen that much you know what I'm. saying these boys got that Dyson Rus. like watching a Dyson it's like watching. a Dyson [ __ ] you know dissect a UH. it's like what you I don't know what. it's like watching a damn Dyson you know. if you got a black buddy and you put him. on a set of ribs Sonny. it's [ __ ] game over dog I mean this.

guy's coming in and he they just they. got more of a it's like my black friends. that seemed like they had like Fink like. hands in their lips they go [ __ ] you. know like damn bra started sometime I. would feel bad for the UH coward or the. pig the ribs are like god damn that. animals feeling that in the afterlife. you know cuz you just want I mean this.

guy I mean I had a black but he could. moonwalk his his his face kind of down. the rib you know when they you know and. I'm not saying white guys can't do it. I'm not making this isn't a racial thing. but some people are better at some. things maybe or some people that's just. my experience you know like I've seen. they got that dude Yaya she the [ __ ]. hotdog monster and if you haven't seen.

this dude man usually 4th of July people. out there you know you're out there. little Randall's out there [ __ ] lying. to people and selling on you know fake. grams of coke and [ __ ] out there by the. parade route and you got little daniels. out there with his fireworks and some of. me made himself you know and some of. them do you [ __ ] light him and. nothing happens point and then it just. kind of and then like a kidnap personal. pop out of one of them and you're like. then what the [ __ ] Daniel you've been up. to some dirty tricks but everybody has.

their own fourth of July thing and that. guy y'all be yah she is a I don't know. man it looked like he used to do karate. and one day he just kicked a whole bunch. of [ __ ] wet hot dogs into his mouth. and he's the champ and he's the number. one champion bruh I mean this is dude. this is this dude is the Asian Abraham. Lincoln of [ __ ] you know questionable. meets this dude he one time he had likes.

I'm sorry adjectives sir my phone just. did something one time yeah beyond she. had 40 or 79 freaking wet hotdogs and. that's but that's what he does on the. 4th of July he goes wet hotdogs in and. that's crazy you know to me that's crazy. but you know different people do. different things anyway I'm just saying. that that guy can do hot dogs right I've. seen that and if you have ah and if you.

ever had any black friends growing up. maybe you did maybe you didn't now some. some black guys aren't good at eating. stuff you know sometimes you need a real. I mean if you've ever seen a um you know. I saw a little asian girl eat a piece of. cake one time huge piece and she I mean. dude this [ __ ] look like you're [ __ ]. we're gonna take her you know two and a. half weeks I mean I was like damn I. can't even I watched for maybe about 30.

minutes you know but I can't watch it it. was cool but I wasn't gonna watch. forever but what I'm saying is what am I. saying in Jesus Christ man god I think I. went down my own world my home worm hole. inside of my head but different people. do different things and so I have a. memory when I was young what was I. talking about people eating stuff some. people are better I have the experience. of seeing some people eat things better.

than others I was talking about um was i. eating something Oh carrots but I don't. know I don't know how I got so laws but. anyway what I was originally trying to. talk about or what I was thinking about. was oh there's these different oh that. guy when I got in I never thought that. this guy in uber the driver was gonna be. like oh I seen this boy eat some poultry. on the internet you know I've seen this.

boy [ __ ] lipping down a couple of. [ __ ] pheasant wings on it on the whip. on the on the web but that's what. happened so then yeah like it just like. I was thinking about popularity. and yeah I guess always in my life I. thought that or maybe there was this. thing that if you have you were popular. if people liked you maybe I'm trying to. think when I was young you know cuz I. like to make people laugh and I'm just.

trying to think about why I like what. did I think that that pot like I guess I. don't know if I ever was had a I wanted. to be liked I guess I'm trying to think. of what I if when I was young if I had. if I had aims to be popular or if I. wanted to be liked. like what and sorry to be thinking about. all this mom but this just been what.

it's on my mind I know you know I'm not. sorry you know this is what I'm this is. what's on my mind and this is honestly. the first moment I've had in four days. to think about you know things it was. just a busy for days and you know when. we went to dinner did a wonderful. weekend in San Jose I mean this dude. Leonel brought out a prairie dog and God. dang but I forgot how beautiful they are. my god. and it was nice a man he came out Late.

Show on Thursday and he brought up that. [ __ ] a little pdz son you know that. little ain't talking police department. boy I'm talking peridot and they're. beautiful and you don't see a lot of. them and I asked him where he got and he. wouldn't tell me which if you own in. bootleg prairie dogs that's the right. answer. I mean I don't think he had any. documents you know I don't think he had. any documentation any documentation on. that Prairie Dee but a beautiful animal.

man let me hold it and and Thank You. Leonel for coming out with that and he. gave me a also does music and he gave me. an album and that's and that kind of. sums up San Jose in some ways man you. know you don't know what the [ __ ]. somebody's doing they hand you a pretty. you know they put that prairie dog on. your shoulder and and [ __ ] hit you. with that mixtape and its diverse there. I mean this is the most diverse place. I've ever seen you know. you couldn't I mean you couldn't even be.

racist if you wanted to because you. couldn't figure out who to hate you. you'd have to have a [ __ ] chart I. mean you'd have to have somebody. spotting you a lot of racial knowledge. to really be hateful so it was awesome. man and I felt a lot of love men and a. lot of support from all types of people. man all ethnicities and and a lot of. beautiful Latinos came out with their.

their spouses we had some mothers and. sons that came out a couple twins came. out and I almost made him fight because. you know how I feel about twins but do. one of y'all is really living in one of. y'all this milling around you know cuz. money how him really supposed to be here. buddy. you know sometimes science kind of you. know the gear slips when science is.

shifting sometimes he get that gear [ __ ]. that gear slips and you know sometime. it's like when you go to McDonald's and. you ordered a hot cheeseburger and you. open the bag at home and they got a. [ __ ] cheeseburger and a stray little. nugget in there that's twins when he. all's that fricking embora Gaza and one. of y'all is that new get that boil that. nugget so I wanted to have them fight.

her arm wrestle or do a couple of. questionnaires or something and see. who's really supposed to be that boss. out of twins because twins you know is. and it's crazy like one of them always. has half of the stuff and one of them. have the other half of the stuff that. you need so you got to get a little. information over here and a little. information over here just to figure out. what the [ __ ] they've been doing either. one of them you know it's almost like.

you got to be a detective to even be. friends with twins because you got to be. like okay and we tell me this and we. tell me that and the rest of it so but. they were nice guys but. lot of Mets and Tongans and dude I. thought tongue and honestly man when I. was really young I thought Tongans were. silverware big silverware sometimes you. would go to a special deal and they. would have somebody put them big tongue. and in the salad bowl you'd be like damn.

these people [ __ ] rich bro you know. I'm about to sneak off to the on the way. to the bathroom I steal a damn. candelabra did I remember meaning some. rich people's house when I was young and. I would still they had potpourri a. little stack of potpourri and it. basically potpourri is like um it's. almost like the Queen of England just. gave you a little you know couple half. ounces of a couple ounces of her garden. or raked up a pile of leaves and it's.

like Queen Elizabeth raked up some. leaves in her garden and then you know. sent you a couple grams of it and rich. people will set it on the top of the. toilet to show you that they got that. you know they got that Flossie you know. post life foliage and so I go in there. first time I [ __ ] fill my pockets. with that [ __ ] boy go home and it's rub. both of my pockets as much as I could. and then all this rosary like rosy type.

of smell would just just permeate my. room and just really you know just made. me feel like I was back at like those. rich people's houses sometimes you know. and uh yeah I used to do weird [ __ ] like. that I guess to just have a different. experience you know but but anyway yeah. thank you for everybody that came out. man just a lot of real love of me not so. many loving people and I know this. sounds crazy but just good people good.

people and I'm happy to be part of such. a group a lot of this past weekend. listeners and you know what I don't want. you to feel I don't want you to feel. like when you see me that I think any. different than you or that I think that. I'm any better than you just because you. know at the shows I'm the person that's. onstage but I do feel like a. representative of our group and I don't.

know what that I don't know what some of. that means but I'm just grateful to to. be a part of it and manage it just. because I can't tell you I've been. involved in different things in my life. where yeah I don't know where I've just. never gotten to meet so many neat people. at once and somebody gots a prairie-dog. so you know that's [ __ ] a rare cuz.

dude let me tell you that there ain't no. animals living on the streets of San. Jose I don't even see a bird all weekend. I mean they got people [ __ ] lasso and. [ __ ] crows right I mean you'll see a. dude with a fishing line with a worm on. it and he'll cast that [ __ ] up into the. sky and catch a [ __ ] dirty little you. know catch a dirty little dove I mean. people you know it's that it's al it's. got that little bit of Vietnam going on. where people you know you eat things.

things ain't just milling around that's. like in South Africa you like in America. you have caterpillars on the sidewalk. dog that and in you go to Cape Town you. go to Johannes Berg. that's a damn [ __ ] a little side item. walking by you go to a um you know you. go to some of the villages there and. they will have a whole bowl of. Caterpillar and they cooked them out. crickets I've been there I'm not joking.

about this but that's see we're in. America we'll let a [ __ ] side item. will let appetiser live on the streets. but in San Jose boy you'll see somebody. [ __ ] you know you know uh hooker. [ __ ] maybe a little gram of coke and. a Mac nugget onto a fishing hook and. then just cast that [ __ ] down an alley. and catch him a [ __ ] little you know. a little homeless person or something or. catch them a little [ __ ]. vagrant so it's a different it's a.

unique place but a lot of wonderful. people and thank you guys for coming out. but what I guess what I'm trying to. think about a little bit while I just. want to think about this for a few more. minutes then we'll get into some calls. and because I'm just trying to think. like when I was young just because I. guess I you know it's just a little. scary this past week was a little you. know you just get more popular and it's. exciting you know it's or that's what it. felt like to me and some of this could.

be just my feelings it could be. misinterpretation of things but it was. you know and it's exciting I'm grateful. that people come out because I love to. perform stand-up comedy and I hope that. you know always have stories and and. funny things to make people laugh it's. fun when you're in a big room and. everybody's laughing you know it makes. me I think it's probably what I always. wanted you know it's probably the thing. that made me the most happy when I was. young and in middle school over there at.

CJ Shan middle and over there ah and um. at William Picher junior hired off. Jefferson Avenue they that was the. funnest thing making people laugh. sitting at the lunch table drinking milk. out of a bag that's back when they had. and they used to have the big bag and. you could all put a straw in it but and. then they would get you a little bag. you'd have your own little bag but but. it was fun him and you and when kids you.

can make a kid laugh and milk will shoot. out of his nose out of his orifices. breath and that [ __ ] it's now it's like. perverted now it's something like some. of these rich men are doing out here in. the Hollywood Hills and [ __ ] and doing. it on the DL but when I was young it was. just something we would do for fun make. each other laugh so hard that milk would. you know just find its way out of our. bodies really fast and uh what else man. I'm talking about but I guess I'm just. thinking about.

what you know I just I love the. experience that I've been having getting. them entertained people and uh I just. don't want you when you come to my shows. I don't want you to think just don't you. could think whatever you want. you know I guess it's just I'm not. telling anybody what to do I just I'm.

grateful for people coming out that's. what I'm trying to say and it's been. exciting and and being pet it you know. being just when that man Rekha. recognized me or note you know. acknowledged me it it just surprised me. and then I was like okay this is. starting to feel a little bit different. you know this is a you know this is a I. just never thought this person would. know who I am and and not that it. matters it doesn't mean anything but it.

just you know it just I don't know it. just made me think about like what's the. value maybe in in popularity you know. what's the value in it does it because I. guess what I'm starting to say is it for. me it I feel like it hasn't it doesn't. make me feel any different you know I. still and I don't want it to that's what. I'm saying you know the ego just seems.

so dangerous and it just seems dangerous. and it seems so self-serving and it's. like you know you just see so much greed. out there you know even you open the. newspaper you see agreed you know you. see these you know to me it seems like. news networks are demanding what the. government should do and and it's just. because of money people are just being. greedy and you know you just see people. say you know I just want to be aware of. what my carrots are I guess you know I.

just want to be aware of what my carrots. are what is driving me over here what is. making me. and I just want them to come out of a. good garden you know and and and that's. that's I guess what I'm thinking about. sorry to go in that long tangent but I. just want to know what my I want to be.

conscious of what my carrots are because. a lot of times in our life we can be or. a lot of times in my life I've been led. towards carrots that I didn't even know. what they were made out of or who put. them there what was going on you know in. it and uh and those carrots can be. anything they can be money they could be. fame they could be you know it could be. power and I just you we just need to be.

or I need to be conscious of what the. carrots are in my in my world and that I. don't get you know just I just said I. don't be chasing the dirty carrots you. know I don't want no dirty carrots David. I don't want no baby carrots you feel me. I ain't trying to do anything like that. like some of these rich people in the. Hollywood Hills they'll be ordering you. know baby carrots you're like damn how. many you gonna have today buddy. seem like you've had a few too many if.

you're not a real baby but I just want. to be conscious of my carrots man but I. felt like I was in a beautiful garden. this weekend over there it was a cool. man you know I didn't know the world was. I mean I know the world is diverse but. damn bro San Jose he's got a lock on it. they had 700 different tents of skin. over there they had people with. mustaches one dude had a mustache above. each eye I was like all like your. eyebrows he's like those are mustaches.

Papa like now okay boy I like them. [ __ ] little uh I like those little. eye Stoppers you got daddy there's. little [ __ ] uh there's little sight. burns I like this little sight burns and. yeah said that joke twice because I. wanted you to get it thank you guys for. being here and welcome to this past. weekend I'm going to Phoenix this week. and um and you know I appreciate you.

guys letting me ramble on this podcast. and just talk about my feelings because. sometimes I don't know what they are and. sometimes I don't know what's going on. with me and um and I was listening to an. old episode the other day because I just. want to know I don't know I just want to. kind of hear you know take a look at. moments from the past and see moments. now and see just so I can be aware you. know I want to be aware of what's going. on I don't want to aim lessly just live. in this world and I don't want to you.

know I just want to do my best and I. know I am I'm not trying to put extra. pressure on myself but I am trying to be. aware of my carrots you know that's what. I'm trying to do right now for me what. else I got to tell you this that this. episode is brought to you by grey block. pizza grey block pizza in Los Angeles. and we have a lot of listeners that stop. by there and send me JPEGs and images. and stuff like that and that's beautiful. and great block Beach is a great place.

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really small elevator but you guys were. going somewhere forward you know and. there was a window on the front and mom. could the good thing about a small car. mom could beat everybody's ass from that. driver's seat you know cuz mom had four. children I was one of the children and. you know she went from oldest to. youngest you know and it was almost like. playing the cymbals when mom would start. whooping everybody's ass in the car. because different children have. different densities in them and that's. called body density and so she'd hit my.

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just start whoo and she start just. hitting the [ __ ] drums do like Larry. Kravitz you know like damn Def Leppard. God died just like that [ __ ] you know. she would go hard but anyway what was I. even talking about I don't talking about. today oh but she had the club on that. car mom dude they had wiring hanging out. of that thing one side of the car you. could see the wooden there was a little. bit of floorboard missing somebody's. stolen a piece of the floorboard welder. had cut it out and put it in their car.

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then one of us walking right next to her. and then three of us walking in the back. right behind her we don't we'd rather. walk in formation than be in that car. because you knew if we was going. somewhere or long enough over probably a. mile and a half mom was about to play. that hangout drums boy everybody's gonna. get they ass made and I don't knock my. mother for that you know when a widowed. mother is a single mother they have to. be a father to they have to be a. disciplinarian.

and uh that's another thing I was think. about this weekend you know it's. interesting a lot of my generation our. mother had to also be a disciplinarian. and I just wonder the effects of when. you have to when you I don't know if a. young man is supposed to or young well I. can't speak for a young woman I don't. know I can't speak for anybody I don't. know if I I don't know how I don't know. how I don't know if a mother is supposed. to have to be that you know somewhat yes.

but I don't know and maybe that's just. been historically maybe in the future. that will change as our DNA gets. different ideas stuck into it and moving. forward but but I don't know how a young. man takes that if the mother also has to. be the disciplinarian. because then sometimes you might not go. to your disciplinarian to get the love. you need and so then if you all if you. see your mother as a disciplinarian then.

when you need a hug maybe you know you. don't get that you don't go get the hug. because you don't want to go hug. somebody that it was also having to be a. disciplinarian to you out of some type. of a spite maybe you know like say you. do rocked you out at the schoolyard a. little you know popped you off say. somebody [ __ ] hit you with a. broomstick you know or [ __ ] you know. put a couple pieces ice in your mouth. and and just made you know just punched. you in the face until you is just. serving just shaved ice right out of.

your own face bro welcome to Oahu but. later in the day you're gonna go hug. that guy when you need some emotional. support when you need a tender moment. are you gonna do that you know so I. think that's some of the things when I'm. just starting to think I've been. thinking about like what happens when. you know when children have to be raised. by single parents and how they interact. with one another and you know I don't.

have the knowledge about it so I'm not. able to sometimes come from a place of. knowledge and so if you think that I. know what I'm talking about then don't. think that because that's not what I'm. trying to say I'm just trying to talk. about. whatever I'm you know some of my. experience but anyway I also want to let. you know that this past weekend has. brought to you by skills share skill. shares an online learning community for. creators with more than 25,000 classes.

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weekend where I started to notice like. man like people or it just felt like. more popularity and so I just wanted to. and you know it in it's great look I. love meeting people I love meeting. like-minded people I feel like a lot of. the people that come to the you know to. the comedy shows like we're kind of. like-minded you know even and when we. were talking to her in line and I tried. to meet everybody I could some of the. early shows I couldn't but the late. shows I try to meet every single person. and you know even just the sometimes the.

short conversations or just the look in. our eyes to each other and that you know. it felt like we were like-minded and so. I'm just happy to be able to meet people. that it would seem like I would meet. anyway you know we just meet up at a. comedy show I don't want to talk about. my mine's a little all over the place oh. I got a lot of people that reached out. you know I was all stopped into this pet.

the fighter and the kid the other day. and had a you know and I had a nice chat. in there with Brian Callens and he is if. you're not familiar with him he was I. don't think he was in the Old Testament. but he was in the New Testament and he. was a Jedi or something I don't know. what he was but he he's seen many many. moons. you know Native Americans know him. there's drawing of hims on there's. drawings of him on hims probably the.

producer you know there's leaner pilled. boy does giraffe makers. there's drawings of him on on cave walls. and these aren't rumors these are real. things if you put your ear up to a. seashell that you find on a mountain you. can hear it ask for Bryan Callen you. know there's a lot of crazy things like. um apparently one time a huge wave came. and and at the same time a rainbow was.

shooting through the sky and the wave. was like a hundred feet high and at the. same moment an eagle flew right in and. there was like a triumvirate of water. and and and rainbow and Annie Galatea. and that they say is when Bryan Callen. so he's a very fascinating man but I. stopped in there and I we we had to like. kind of a we had kind of a you know an.

unemotional coming up we had a kind of a. Rhett you know a real conversation I was. just thinking about stuff and they were. super helpful and you know and Brendon. you know because I get you know I don't. get god I guess I get caught on my. feelings a little bit but I like it you. know sometimes I like to know what's. going on with my feelings because when I. was young I didn't have a lot of. feelings the only feelings I had a lot. of times were you know anger or you know. inferiority. you know self-doubt self-loathing and so.

for me in the past three years of my. life I've been able to have different. feelings you know and and some of that. it you know it takes some navigation in. it and and but anyway I had a lot of. people send really nice messages isn't. just supportive type of stuff and I just. want to say thank you for that you know. I'm not trying to be this emo guy that's. out here [ __ ] wine and then [ __ ] like. that and [ __ ] you know throwing uh.

you know throwing [ __ ] you know dirty. [Music]. handkerchiefs down a wishing well or. something but but whatever man that you. know I like to think about what I'm. feeling or feel about what I'm thinking. and and that's how there's nothing I can. do about it you know that's who I am and. sometimes it's it's fun and sometimes. it's it's it's it's not as much fun you. know and sometimes you know but I'm.

grateful that I had people like those. guys I stopped in and there was a nice. thing that Brendan said you know he said. hey man the other day I felt like you. weren't feeling that good and uh he goes. and I felt bad because I didn't know how. I didn't know what to say to make you. feel better. and and you know I thought that was one. of the most touching things that I'd. really heard you know burned it or not. joke around a lot you know we we do the. podcast called King in the sting and we. joke around a lot him.

but I thought that was a very you know a. night it was just a it was a very nice. thing for him to say you know he said he. grew up and his mom was you know his mom. suffer from some addiction issues and. and he'd never knew how to talk to her. to make her feel better you know and uh. and he just that it just him saying that. made me just you know I stopped even. then I just you know you just know right. then that you have friends and people.

around you to talk to and that have your. back. and that's what it is that's you know. that's all you can ask when you're. having times where you're going through. some tough moment system is someone to. be there to listen to you and and just. try and help you make you feel okay and. I got a lot of that from you know from. the listeners and also from just. stopping in there and Brian is so smart. man isn't he and he's so brave about you. know just this is who I am you know he.

says and this is and I'm gonna have. times like this and I'm gonna have times. like that but this is who I am and this. is the path that I'm on and I mean he. has such a great energy and I hear from. everybody that that comes out and that. has seen a lot of comedians and they. they often comment on how much fun his. show is he has both of those guys have. unique gifts inside of them to make. other people feel happy do you notice. that I think that's why people love the. fighter and the kid and I'm grateful to.

them I you know except for when they're. loud and through this [ __ ] wall dude. and I swear to god boy huh if this batch. of head lice comes in that I ordered off. the internet boy and I'm talking big. head lights do it I ordered a [ __ ]. half a jar from Zhai air and when those. get from wherever they are to Zhai air. I'm gonna sneak them into their studio. boy. it's gonna be the fighter and the NYX.

NYX was an old thing needs to have to. get rid of head lice anyway man this. episode is longer than I thought I. thought it was gonna be sure but it's. okay I thought something was gonna be. something didn't that funny. I had a plan Shh ah we can't have a man. we can try but you know apparently uh. life had a bigger carrot out in front of.

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Arizona this weekend and then I'll be in. Kansas City Missouri the weekend after. April 26 and 27 then Palm Beach May 3rd. and 4th Caroline's in New York City and. I think we added a Sunday show this. weekend I'm not sure about some others. did eight shows this past weekend in San. Jose and it was a lot and so I think. some of that is why I'm feeling a little. kind of you know just all over the place.

it was a lot it was just it was just a. lot you know and and then by the end of. the last show I just was kind of I could. barely even talk anymore my face was. just tired from talking on stage and. from talking just communicating and it. was just after the shows and it was just. a lot man but thank you so much for. coming out I thought that the theatre. right there they have is beautiful and. that some people don't know the San Jose. that theater there Harry Houdini.

performed in it in Harry Houdini. that's the magician and he performed. there let's get into a little news. really quick United Airlines now offers. non-binary gender options for travelers. booking flights so you can say your mail. you can say your female you can say. undisclosed or even X unspecified and. we'll also have the option to choose the.

title MX now I'll say it is dads nope. you can be basically you could be you. could be Clark damn Kent that should be. an option you know I want to be Clark. Kent I want to be a butterfly you know I. want to be Nickelback you should be able. to choose any option you want on there. why stop it undisclosed on. if I Brian don't be undisclosed disclose. your boat you know get on there say you.

might have you know you might you you. about 40 percent male 60 percent female. you know just at least you know let me. know the odds or who's maybe next to me. a little not cuz I need not because but. just let me know you know I'm saying. tell me if you might be you know thirty. percent carnival worker so in case you. break out [ __ ] you know in case you. set a couple of little you know goldfish. bowls on the thing and start shooting.

off ping-pong balls out of your face. trying to win a big [ __ ] Chester. cheater that's fake it's not it's never. Chester you see the thing at the fair. it's always like Chauncey cheetah and. it's like it looks like chester Cheetah. from the chip bag but he got that [ __ ]. cigarette or he's hiding a little gram. back there by his tail but I ever seen. Chauncey cheetah boy Chauncey cheetah he. [ __ ] around oh he's got those. deadbeat dad papers in his pocket boy.

and that's how you win at that carnival. you get that you know you get that. goldfish when you get that hitter but at. least let me know if I'm sitting next to. you know forty percent man 17 percent. woman and then 30 / 30 33 percent. carnival worker so we can know what's. going on but yeah I'm choosing MX boy. unspecified unspecified oh yeah dr. Dre. should be an option [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] 20.

percent dr. Dre today you know I'm 30. percent 50 cent you can find me in the. [ __ ] club baby. so anyway if you want to be whoever you. want to be in the skies fly United do it. also they should put in there with the. Lord so I could put I'm a hundred. percent with the Lord and that sucker. just in case that plane gets a little. you know flashy crash you off some. Lightning then then anything and God's.

looking through the freaking uh the seed. of Dex to see who's sitting where he's. gonna be like that's my little on hell. right there that's me at a mano de. sub-domain go that's me unn Hill right. there. that boy's a hundred percent with a lot. so I go straight from the plane to the. heaven you feel me and that's a pretty. bad rhyme and I'm sorry about that what. else a beautiful video of a soldier.

returning home and surprising his son at. Taekwondo practice went viral I was a. touching the hearts of many I haven't. seen this but I heard about it. Staff Sergeant Rob's s Torino had been. gone for ten months serving overseas for. the Tennessee National Guard and. surprised his nine year old son Luca by. coming home early. the family was first row for the UFC. fight in Nashville on Saturday wow. that's awesome. it gives me chills you know it gives me. chills because say what you know people.

there's all types of people serve in the. US military. all types people that want to make a. better opportunity for their family. people that sometimes don't have a. choice he they you know they almost have. to go there they're going to jail so you. got them Vic's boy them see Vic's you. know convicts people that love and want. to support and fight for our country or. defend our country people that believe. that they people who are willing to put.

their existence in front. of their freedom and that's always. fascinating to me and I love these. videos you know cuz I think it's it just. it shows a lot you know it shows a lot. of the human condition you know it shows. like longing it shows a commitment the.

father has commit you know committed to. his time if there's a sense of honor. because the you know the parent that's. returning usually has on a military you. know garment for their country and we. can all a lot of us can relate to being. a nine-year-old hopefully I mean. hopefully there's no eight-year-olds. listening to this show but that's always. a touching moment when you see that and.

yeah that's fun I haven't seen this one. but I'm looking forward to it. what else we got someone else Oh Robert. Miller suspends special counsels Russia. probe report to Attorney General I never. thought that Russia had anything to do. with anything to be honest with you I. just never got that vibe do I think that. everybody's using dirty [ __ ] on Facebook. yes.

do I feel like if I start thinking about. a pair of shoes next thing you know I. turn my head and I'll see nine. smoking-hot women who don't even live in. my town and who have never even existed. before suddenly walking behind wearing. the exact same shoes that I want and. maybe even like a little cat like a cat. and he gets on four little bitty same. shoes exactly as I want and all of them. have like a little microchip that's. owned by Facebook built into their back.

do I think that kind of [ __ ] happens to. me a lot I notice that I feel like so I. think everybody's after our brain stems. I think everybody is trying to convince. us to do everything but I just it just I. don't know I don't know what I think. about this kind of stuff I just think. that it's amazing I think it's. unfortunate that the FBI had was on this. track for two years. you know but I guess it's a serious. issue if somebody if there really is you.

know severe tampering with election then. that's necessary but I just don't see. how you would do it people have to go. vote people human being have to walk. over there with the voter with the peace. with the peace with the so you know I. can't even be just the the energy. everyone had to spend dealing with this. [ __ ] [ __ ]. think about the FBI how many how many.

how many people have come into the. country who have ill-will how many. children may have gone missing how many. different things may have happened. because they were on this goose chase. for two years. I don't know and also I don't know a ton. about stuff you know what a lot a ton of. like political stuff but for me I never. felt like there was a a collusion it. always seemed like a bunch of [ __ ]. to me because there was so much. advertising around it by the news it was.

just such a constant thing but I never. it never seemed like there was enough. grit to it you know I just feel like we. could spend our time doing a lot more. important things but I don't let. politicians run my life you know I run. my life you know I don't need you know. none of those decisions any of those and. any political parties ever made have. affected what I do you know if I work. hard I believe if you work hard and you.

try harder in this country that you can. get you can you can get your carrots man. you can get your carrots you can reach. them you. I hear that from a lot of like speaking. of uber drivers and kind of almost going. full circle here you hear that from a. lot of uber drivers you and and here in. in Los Angeles you get a lot of guys. from other countries that come in and. you know first generation just got here. you know will drive uber and you hear a.

lot of them that this is the opportunity. they're here for the opportunity and and. I believe it you know I feel like once. you start expecting the government to. can run your lot or like if you lean it. on the government dude it's okay I'm not. saying you're there's anything wrong. with you and I shouldn't really be. saying that but I think you'll have bet. for me I believe you'll have better luck.

leaning on yourself I think you had. there's a lot much less red tape and I. believe you can do it if you're having. trouble doing it what else man let's uh. [Music]. hey Arlene. sorry guys had a call supposed to be on. a call right there and uh and so I had. to take that I want to tell you though. that let's take a couple of calls. speaking of calls man I felt like I was.

right in the middle of thinking about. something that's life okay Paola and. that is Brazil huh I think Paola may be. I have no idea um thank you for calling. lo P let's hear more okay okay little. mommy got a couple of mo spring are you. running them spring around him off. spreesy.

let's go just call me cuz I just saw. your show like this San Jose improv and. just wanted to give you props I really. appreciate you I really appreciate your. dark art tour and I have a serious. question for you because I've been. working out but uh my booty still don't. look as good as yours and I just want to. know what type of exercises you do to. get that booty poppin I really need. that booty-popping I don't even know.

what what it is um I don't have nothing. you know I came out you know what I'm. saying why I grew up in a you know kind. of like a that stray animal belt and so. when you got that you know okay. a lot of over the generations you never. know maybe a man will slip in there a. woman you know maybe somebody a little. steed or something you know a Shetland. pony a little bit of DNA astray up any. extreme so you don't even know sometime. you wake up in the morning and you does. a little bit you're like where did that.

come from. [Music]. [Laughter]. [Music]. you know like working with these what. kind of wit is in my DNA you know I come. out on that stray animal bell you might. have a little femur you might not not. FEMA you might have a little bit of. ferret in you you know matter of that. furry bone that that fee merit and you. might have that in you so you know. that's what I'm saying I got that junk. in the trunk that Jay in the tray I.

might be quarter Shetland pony back. there in the back you know what I'm. saying you might see from behind if. you're looking at me for mine you might. think you had on a parade route cuz I. got them hips I'm that HIPAA Gotham us. you feel me because I got them hip hip. hip bones you know and I y'all everybody. knows that I got the booty of a down. sent you know you know I got that D s. booty and I got the I got the booty of a. young black girl who made the dance team.

but I'm glad you came out to the shows. Paola and uh ciao and that means I think. please and thank you or goodbye in a. pork you guess let's take another call. here here we go hey yo what's going on. man five real postman giving you a. costume and rainy rainy skies at. California right now just one of the I. don't know man I just I heard you on a. fighter in the kid and it made me.

realize that everybody goes you know. goes through these these type of things. were. you know you're feeling all full of life. and happy to be around friends and. family and I don't know where something. just creeps up inside you and it brings. you down you know three to four days. weeks months to where you know I don't I. don't even want to be around friends I. don't want to be around family and then. then I'm constantly being myself down. from some no past mistakes and [ __ ] that.

I've messed up on and regret and it was. just crazy today to hear you and Brian. discussing that - it made me realize it. you know sometimes you just got to talk. to somebody which I don't like to do I. just got to be quiet and be left alone I. feel you man I feel you there and that I. appreciate your call and thanks for. calling and uh and sharing that you know.

I know it's sometimes not hard to it's. hard to do that and it's hard to do it. when you're leaving a voice message and. but I appreciate you I don't want you. thinking that that that went unnoticed. or unheard and you mentioned a couple of. things we don't want to talk to others. we don't want to do things we don't want. to go out and that that is that's. depressions that's that it's tricks. that's it's tricks it teach you to stay.

by yourself stay over here do this stay. inside and it's there's scientific. evidence that depression it grows on. itself so with the less you bless you. reach out the less you have little. things over here you know make your. buddy a carrot oh I gotta talk to. freakin a lot Lee you know Lawrence. today make him a carrot I got it you. know I got to get a little nibble off a. Donna you know I make Donna Kerry you. got to reach out and that that's how you.

break it you know I'm not telling you. what to do it but I am sharing from my. experience and I got to get my feet. moving I found once I'm in my head. if my brain is really moving then it's. [ __ ] tricking me because my feet are. supposed to be moving because my feet. move my brain will follow it they have. no choice. but if my brain starts moving it will. make my feet stay where they are because. my brain will think it's taking me.

places man my brain taking me anywhere. my brain taking me down there behind the. alley you know and it's gonna [ __ ]. hit me with a broomstick or something or. make me think I'm not good enough or do. this or do that or do something you know. make me think about New York and Alf or. something watching internet and watching. you know booties and all of that it's. dirty sex I'm there. and we're better than that man that's. why we got to put our carats you got to. put you plant your carrots out there. when you feel them bad no matter what. I'm gonna call this person and check on. them it's a reverse I broke that.

depression as a reverse psychology I. find if I call you know Todd and I call. little Eldred you know and I called big. G sure right next thing you know hey how. are you doing what's going on with you. and I and I hear what's up with them now. I've done something I've helped somebody. else a little I've been an ear for them. and now that the better parts of me feel. a little bit of empowerment and then I. get my feet move and I go to the gym I. go for a walk. I go do something I don't let my brain.

walk I try not to anyway but yes like. you said we all do it and we all go. through it. and and those are things that work for. me. contrary action my brain tells me to. stay in bed I get out of bed you know I. don't want to go to the gym or do yoga. I [ __ ] go isn't that that cuz that's. the hardest thing I don't want you your. brains i man I don't want to do this. [ __ ] and then you [ __ ] do it showing.

my brain who's boss and showing my. emotions who is boss because we have to. sometimes mean we have to be over to. ourselves you know but thank you for. your call man and keep your head up you. know and keep your feet moving and just. take the next right action do the next. right thing you need to make yourself. feel okay sometimes it's go get a bowl. of cereal. sometimes it's take a walk sometimes. just call someone else.

but sometime you feel like sometimes I. feel like doing something and then I. just won't do it. even though I know it's good for me even. if it's a LITTLEST thing I do the. dishwasher clean the st. turn on some. music little things like that I don't. want to do it something inside of me is. like don't do it but I get them when I. do those things I get a little better. because then I'm taking control and I'm. not letting that black ship just sail. all around my waters but thank you for.

calling man and yeah you you're not. alone there's a lot of us out there. together you and me are let's take one. more call man. and see what's going on homeward thank. ya this is John callin to you from. Covington Louisiana man gang gang big. Johnny boy out of that 985 son and. that's my hometown st. Tammany Parish. down there along the Tchefuncte River in. Covington Louisiana where Pistol Pete.

Maravich had a he raised his children. and had a basketball gym built into his. attic and where Lee Harvey Oswald that. lho that third story depository bad boy. whose gun and in readin [ __ ] Grapes. of Wrath at the same time if he did it. where both of them have been from where. the tallest statue of Ronald Reagan in.

America is Covington Louisiana home word. brother and I just got off work and. working Cracker Barrel Cracker Barrel. dude and that is where white people go. to eat collard greens our brother in. Covington out cook and since I love food. I got a food question for you my thing. is I grew up a crawfish boils I grew up. going on crawfish boil every year every.

year three times a year sometimes and. the well yeah. crawfish are beautiful man [ __ ] you. know that's dirt that's dirt and that's. dirt salmon crawfish. that's the mahi-mahi of soil homework I. wouldn't ask you what's the weirdest. thing you ever ate at a crawfish ball. that they cooked in with the crawfish. for meeting with pineapple and I know. that sounds weird for pineapple in a. crawfish boil you cooking them with it. it tastes amazing dude try it out.

sometime thanks so much for the podcast. love you Cody. big fan game brother thank you for. calling from my hometown man that's. awesome man that's so crazy to think. that somebody from my hometown listen to. this podcast and I'm from hometown and. I've just been living my life and this. these this summer circle and then now. he's connected and we're tied up here. I'll tell you this first of all. pineapples good on anything I don't care. where you find pineapple I don't care if. you [ __ ] you do in drywall you know.

you know a couple of things a sheetrock. fall down and they got a [ __ ] a. couple of damp chunks back there from. the eighteen hundred's [ __ ] eat the. pineapple I don't care if you find a. couple of [ __ ] warm grams of. pineapple they need grandmother's apron. with Flint on it lint I mean eat the. pineapple man that's fuzzy pineapple. brought it's a delicacy in a you know in. France eat the pineapple but some of the. best things I've had at a crawfish boil. which I'm gonna have because I'm gonna.

be going home for Easter and my brother. has a beautiful crawfish ball over there. off Kenmore Avenue and not batting rich. and they have yams they put sweet. potatoes in there you got a nanny night. Ayanna yeah but you put sweet potatoes. in there I've seen mushrooms I've seen. psychedelic mushrooms at a crawfish boil. and first they boil the crawfish and you. eat enough at em [ __ ] boomers dog. couple them [ __ ] brains sprout errs. next thing you know you boiling you.

boiling moy and you don't know what's. going on then you [ __ ] hugging people. you don't even know bruh and you. sweating out of your tongue dude and you. [ __ ] think Mother Nature has your. best interests at heart bro and that's. that's when you want psychedelic. mushrooms. but I like yams in there I like oranges. or grapefruit halves you put those in. there cut them in half or slices like.

what else do I like in a crawfish boil. I love yams and sweet potatoes they just. did it last year of our brothers and I. really really enjoyed it corn is popular. what else you could put in I liked those. sausages pieces of chicken you know I. like a sausage in there I like a good. hit of sausage venison good [ __ ] don't. give me that [ __ ] fatty fatty fatty. sausage bro this [ __ ] that looked like. it you know you know like it that. sausage that came off of my 700-pound.

afternoon or whatever the show is give. me the good stuff that hit her but. that's it for me man there's some other. calls that came in I'll get to some of. them next week I got to go I got to go. honestly rest and I got a good meeting. tonight I'm sorry to yawn but one other. thing I will say that's good in a. crawfish boys carrots I like carrots in. there and that's full circle again you. know just thinking about my carrots like.

what carrots damn I gonna put in front. of me that are gonna make me feel good. not on the outside because things on the. outside they only feel you can only feel. things on the outside with your hands. you know and I want to feel things with. the rest of me not my nothing I'm not. like my crotch or nothing but my heart I. want to feel things with my feelings you. know and so I want to put carrots out. there that make me you know that.

challenged me in different ways and we. do that that's one of the things we talk. about and we think about here in this. podcast and I want to thank everybody. that came out in San Jose I'm gonna make. sure that I did all my responsibilities. I want to thank our advertisers Robin. Hood hair club skills shares and and I. just want to thank everyone I want to. thank you for listening being a part of. this I'm happy to be in your ears and. I'm and I have you in my heart man and. we do this [ __ ] you know we're gonna do. a lot of cool things over the years I. got nice fun plants you know I have a.

vision that one day I'd like to be able. to open up like a. halfway house or in a place where people. could get some help in like half the. cities where I performed so then I can. what if imagine I could go perform in a. city and then have go to a meeting. afterwards or go to a meeting before you. know and just I don't know if that's. true but that can be a carrot from me. you know that can be a carrot for me but. thank you guys man thank you for. everything.

be good to yourselves you know you. probably deserve it. and and let's get out of here like we. came in here man. learning as we go I want to thank also. my buddy Harrison Phillips and that's. he's part of that Bills mafia and he. took us on a tour of Stanford University. their football facility and stuff this. past weekend and it was awesome you know. Stanford only has 7,000 undergraduate. and 7,000 post-grad who are on campus at. a time about 1415 thousand students in.

that that's crazy and to think they're. able to you know compete as well. athletically as they do and [ __ ] us see. that's something me and him both had in. common was we both thought [ __ ] USC bruh. and I hate to finish it up on that F. word but we did it man you guys be good. to yourselves man I'll see you next week. and uh and you deserve it you deserve it. and I deserve it and you reminded me. this week a lot of you guys Freesat just. through messages so many messages came. in there's a lot of them I can't get. back to him and so many I just and I.

don't say that in a pompous way I just. can't I feel bad I can't reply to all of. them but I'll do what I can and you do. what you can be good. [Music]. celebrate ms. [Music].

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