Nate Bargatze & Mike Vecchione | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #437

in light of the tragedies today in. Nashville uh we just want to say that. um. you know my heart is really just. just broken. as I think a lot of people's are. um you know this happened just right. down the street from me and it's um. it's just heavy man it's it's a it's a. lot. and uh we just wanna. uh. we just want to say that we are.

thinking of those people who are. suffering. and um praying for peace uh. and just praying that Comfort finds them. um. and I know people have different. thoughts on prayers and stuff that's. fine I'm not trying to solve the problem. today I'm just trying to take some. moments to out of my own life to think. of other people I guess.

um but yeah just wanted to. say that that's on our minds and hearts. over here and. um it's just a heavy it is it has been a. it's been just a heavy time and it's a. fresh heavy thing and that's what's. going on. um and we're grateful to be alive today. and to be able to have a podcast and to. sit and talk with people that we care. about and. um. and that you are alive today to listen.

so uh thank you and uh we love you guys. I want to let you know for Touring that. we will be adding dates eventually for. Australia and um Europe. the UK uh everywhere we're adding places. as much as we can. um and trying to stay uh sane and well. at the same time so looking forward to. getting over there I just had a great. week in Houston and Corpus Christi and.

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priced then just hold off we'll come. back through so I don't want you guys. spending a ton of money. um. thank you very much for the support. today's guests are two comedians who. have countless years of uh comedy. experience between the two of them. one of them Mike vecchione has a new. special which is out now on YouTubes and. it's called the attractives and it was.

produced by Nate bargatzi and that's. where you can watch it on Nate's Channel. and they are both here today Nate is a. household name at this point I'm. grateful to sit down with both of them. today's guests are Mike vecchione and. Nate bargatzi. hey. I'll sit and tell you my stories.

[Music]. [Applause]. how much water you guys having. um for the day I'm trying to have a lot. more. I'm trying to have a gallon. that's one of the biggest things to do. is have water one of the best things you. could. ever do yeah is the most it's seeing how.

many people how much people are. dehydrated yeah. yeah you don't even know it but it's. like you should have that lemon water in. the morning first thing you take a lemon. just put it in water and then. NutriBullet and just grind it up and. then chug it it refreshes all your. electrolytes first Are you seriously. yeah oh wow how much a whole lemon in. there just a whole lemon just cut it. peel it and put it in with water and. then just chug it so you take the peel. off yeah. yeah people are dehydrated this science. says we should have a ton of water yeah.

yeah people are very hydrated you think. they are I think so I think most I think. I mean the percentage has got to be. 85 yeah 100 or not dehydrated oh yeah. yeah I don't know but it could be that. high but it's one of those things too. where it's like you don't realize it you. you're uh that you're that dehydrated. but it's also one of those things where. it's like you're not breathing right. yeah it's one of those things either. it's like you're not you're just a. shallow breather right you know yeah. maybe you're just like burning off all.

the water because you don't breathe. you're not getting like the right depth. of air or something yeah I mean they're. not related but it's like one of those. things you just take for granted it's. like I'm getting enough water from. thirsty I drink it and that's how I know. I'm dehydrated you know yeah it's the. same thing it's like yeah there's no. problem with my breathing no no you need. to be doing these deep breaths all the. time he does deep breathing deep. breathing you do yeah he's a big habit I. mean he does we're talking I feel like. you would like talking to him about. getting in some uh there's the structure. this guy has is that habitualness yeah. yeah.

um yeah I'm trying to think of how much. water that I have or how much I like. having uh I think I like having it. I think yeah science says that you are. supposed to have a group like a pretty. much. I don't know if a gallon you think you. have a gallon I forget the percentages. of your body but it's yeah. okay let me start I think we already. started mine can we start it's fine yeah. oh my God go to the bathroom I didn't. even want to talk to somebody who I know.

as fully no no no no no no we actually. started but it's not cool I think if. somebody's full of pissed yeah no no I'm. not full I was just gonna I was like. thinking it I didn't I would get it out. now we know now we know. what do you think he should do now I. don't know I think I'm fine and waiting. out and if he has to go then he has to. go sit in the car till we're done. like you should have went before Mike so. you didn't I didn't realize now you're. gonna wait in the car but we're done but. I didn't realize we started.

well that's how you every podcast we. were doing the headphones back and forth. thing was that on it that might be it. might have been a fun time I don't know. maybe it's a good time to gather some. things yeah yeah you got to listen to. this guy man you got to listen to this. guy. um there's your. uh 15 and a half cups 3.7 liters so like. you know there's like a bottle a liter. bottle liter bottle from uh. um. but I tried to you it would be to try to. drink four liters a day oh my God that's.

what I mean you it's so much. that you're uh it's it's just you need. so much water yeah and a these I mean I. drink coffee too but the coffee. dehydrates you he sucks it all I drink a. ton of diet soda uh I love it but it's. all dehydrating oh God and so. everything's dehydrating. we had the water in New York is like. feels like it's heavily treated oh yeah.

I don't know like the water here. supposed to like the best still they. have it on top of the building it's they. say it's the best but I I don't know it. feels heavily treated that's when New. York would say you know what I mean yeah. yeah yeah. our water's more educated than your. water is yeah that's what that's the. attitude yeah that's the attitude of. them there. dude I had to work I got court ordered. one time to work at this water treatment. facility. um. in Louisiana dude and they're not.

people are sleeping on a job yeah yeah. there was some stuff's getting through I. mean you see like a float go through. some trash you see some stuff that you. know I remember seeing people laugh. about the fact that somebody was gonna. try to drink that he don't see he got. out of this picture you have like a. paddle and you're supposed to grab that. trash and you just go that's too far and. you let it go through and it's going out. of someone's sink someone's sink just. flows and they're like it's my water's. not going yeah you got a tire stuck on. the other end of that that's what.

yeah man they had a lot of I remember. what in the last tank like the stuff. that's supposed to go out like it's. supposed to be pure whatever I remember. finding a bunch of barrettes in there. and being like Oh God they're not doing. our job barrettes like hair bars and. children or adults I guess yeah yeah why. would people be throwing those away I. work I read water meters did you really. so like the the the the uh depending on. seeing how much water everybody uses no.

way yeah and Was it crazy who was using. the most like was it like what ethnicity. do you think was using the most water. women yeah women yeah yeah I would say I. know it's March. but um that was this women's month it's. women's awareness oh it is yeah we. wasn't aware of these [ __ ] dude I'm. [ __ ] yeah and you know they're all I. think about or they're all that I'm. dealing with you know. yeah my wife is better with water than I. am. I will leave it running yeah I'm not. good we're not you know in La is like a.

big you're supposed to turn the water. off and blah blah I was not the best at. that. and what do you mean like you'll just. stay in the shower for a long time I. could take long showers uh if I brush my. teeth and I go pee I can leave the water. running and I'll go pee and then come in. what's your mindset there it's just this. like why interrupt the flow of it yeah. turn it on and off yeah you gotta turn. it on and off so it's like you just. leave it running anything where do you. consciously go I hate the earth I do. anything that anything in my head that. thinks this is good for the environment.

I do the opposite dude I was like that I. remember whenever they first came with. like electric cars I remember driving. down the road and just pull I had a gas. cell I was just pouring gas driving a. gas powered car and pouring gas out of. my window yeah like out of a gas tank. just like [ __ ] it you're not gonna lose. you're not gonna lose I had and we lost. we lost we lost. uh it was very expensive for you to go. drive around yeah oh yeah double fill up. oh yeah uh we had I had gas I delivered.

uh uh mattresses and appliances here in. Nashville uh growing up and uh or when I. was you know 18 19 20. and so we we had. a 26 foot box truck that we did and uh. it got the gas tank the fuel tank uh. because you put diesel in it uh broke. and we're driving down 24 the interstate. here and we didn't realize it but it was. leaking fuel the whole way so I mean.

from 100 from we get off we fill it up. and it got punctured somehow I figured. how and then it leaks the whole way and. then we get off and I mean there's just. a trail of diesel and so you'd have to. go when we were driving you'd have to uh. especially do another punch you'd have. to go through uh weigh stations you know. the way you're. truck. and then someone came up and we we the. how we fixed it was just putting duct. tape and spray painted it black over it. and so this lady came and like she was.

like a you know an official an officer. that's like checking our truck and I. mean it was eot Department yes yes that. sounds pretty thorough yeah so put black. duct tape over it oh yeah well yeah so. we're driving Italian kind of so me and. my buddy are driving and uh where he and. Jamie Jamie's driving and Jamie uh does. not have a uh I don't think he has a. license and like he says a lot of. criminal stuff so he's driving so we're.

he's like oh wait you need to get in the. driver's seat because we're about to. have to go through this weigh station so. in the middle of the interstate I have. to stand up and we switch places now I'm. driving we pull in and then she's like. I'm gonna come check your truck and I'm. like dude she sees that we are fuel tank. because just uh just duct tape like. we're gonna go I don't know what you. might go to jail I don't know what's. going to happen so then I'm like out. like I meet her halfway out and I'm just. trying to stand on like the step to try. to hide the duct tape and we hit it oh.

you hit it yeah we didn't see it she. didn't see it what a bad inspector well. see that that would probably be pretty. obvious yeah I don't think they expect. anybody to be doing that I think they. yeah I think that's like low that's like. really Bush it's almost like that would. have happened in like the early practice. trial like this is something nobody will. ever do yeah they go should I check a. duct tape on the fuel tank they're like. nah I've seen that yeah this is you know. it's like yeah these are just like yeah. it's like this is the 2000s now I think.

we're in the future so I don't know I. think that stuff's long gone that time. dude I remember one time my brother we'd. been um. we grew up by this River and across from. the river was the back of a rest area by. the interstate and a lot of gay men and. stuff would meet up over there and you. know do or not drug not gay men but they. would do enough drugs where they would. be good yeah yeah like drug-induced gay. right yeah and. um and one time anyway somebody draw a.

big wiener on my brother's back right. and we got back to the house and uh and. like we were just trying to like hide it. from like hide the back of my brother. from my mom yeah it just reminded me of. that dude and then when she saw it. finally she got so [ __ ] pissed man we. told her that somebody don't let someone. do that I didn't I mean I couldn't help. it they were adult yeah these were. adults doing it they actually drew it on. his back yeah Drew like a. you know like a wiener or penis yeah but. um.

one time we rented a car and the they. got a dent in it and we caught a pigeon. and it made it [ __ ] over the dent to. kind of cover it up. before we turned it in you gotta just. hold it and just I mean you gotta yeah. you gotta squeeze a little yeah yeah to. get it out I just couldn't even catch. the picture then Graham I've never held. a pigeon before but I'm just trying to. avoid that fine yeah yeah but I would. think anybody that could catch a pigeon. it would be it would be you Theo I think. they don't even notice I'm there at. first yeah I think they go you're one of.

us they go what's up man there you go. hey when you were squeezing it did you. go you know I hope you had a big lunch. because what pigeons have to go to the. bathroom a lot yeah yeah they're ready. to go you don't have to do much you can. almost even whisper to them they just do. it and the pigeons down here are. probably healthier than the ones like in. New York and other areas New York. pigeons don't look healthy they don't. look like they live in a healthy. lifestyle no I think they're going to. the bathrooms get rough because you're. eating so much yeah regular if you.

haven't had enough water you know yeah. yeah other Penguins holding their wings. while they go it's just too it's like a. lot of they need some real help Todd. Glass I've never had a joke about uh a. pigeon you ever see a pigeon he went out. to his car and he goes then this pigeon. must have been like oh God he just let. it go like it was just all over this car. where you're like this guy's the pigeon. stomach was. crushed I couldn't imagine being a. you know one of those real guttural. animals you know like even shrimp hang.

out at the bottom of the ocean and just. eat. really probably Duty that comes out of. other fish and. um you know oysters are supposed to be. like sponges that purify the ocean. like the water's supposed to go through. them they're almost like the air filter. for the ocean. and we go and eat them. which is insane I mean it I love them. yeah yeah you know and I don't I you. know but they're aphrodisiac too somehow. aren't they maybe trash isn't. aphrodisiac yeah.

oh yeah what does Africa mean. it makes you horny oh yeah that's right. that's what I thought it meant. trying to think of things that make me. horny really. oysters pigeons. water if you have more water oh God. um that's what you need yeah dude so. we're talking about I want to thank you. guys for coming in and hanging out dude. and I was there when you guys taped. Mike's yeah special right it might have. been the last time that I saw you guys.

yes right yeah at Zanies at Zanies yeah. yeah I'm excited for this to come out. 24th March 24th and so you started produ. like how did you guys kind of figure. this out to to do it. we've been friends for a long time and. um uh Nate moved he he moved to LA. so and then. and then to Nashville so but over the. years like he would come back and do the. Tonight Show so then I would see him and. he would hang out and we would hang out. and stuff so we were just he was like.

why don't you come out and open for me I. was like nah I'm headlined whatever and. then as time went on then he was like no. no do a date or two and and and and and. so then I started going out on the road. with him and then when we were on the. road he was like Hey I wanna it was his. idea like if you do an hour like I'll. direct it and produce it yeah well. Mike's unreal yeah and and and so one of. the best Comics I love you watching the.

tape yeah it's it's it's it's so good. and it'll be on my YouTube on uh March. 24th but it's so good and it's like. you're seeing this we we talked a lot. about this last night like the way like. you know it's all kind of going now with. specials or you're like doing stuff like. that and I'm clean and uh comic so like. this special mic is going to be clean. like. because it's like that just kind of my. world is like kind of that and it's yeah. but it's like for clean comics they're. not they don't get the level of comic.

the Mike is like usually like clean is. you know it's basically just being like. TV you know we had to did Comedy Central. stuff you did a half hour you did all. this you had to be TV clean yeah back. when you did that stuff so it's kind of. making stuff like that uh but putting. specials out because we got his coming. out then Greg Warren and Joe Zimmerman. is we taped I take three hours and so. it's just being super fun and super. funny it's what I think you do well as. you know where it's you're super fun. when people go see you live and the.

thing that I've always told you you love. your fans you love the people that come. out to see you I this is my favorite. thing is that you know afterwards you. you go and you're with all of them and. you're just the love you have for these. people and the love they have for you is. something that's I is it's getting lost. in entertainment and it's being there's. such a disconnect with some with a lot. of things where people like. they're not just they they I don't know. they don't have they don't you're you're.

people are paying to go to these shows. and all the stuff you're like show them. their respect to give them a good show. and be just entertainment and be fun be. a break for everybody no one needs this. everything doesn't need to be this super. heavy kind of thing or this I'm smarter. than you I know this and I know you know. it's like just go be in pure. entertainment for them and that's what I. want to do and that's what his special. is going to do you know and like Greg's. and Joe's where it's just like it's. being fun again like make things be fun.

I think stuff is like I said two. too heavy two people got like they're. too smart for you know that's a good. point everybody feels so smart now since. we all have well smartness kind of. adjusted because we all have everybody. has the same access to stuff now so it. used to be somebody had to be smart yes. now somebody just pulls up something. they believe that somebody else has an. actual like like a circumference of that. knowledge or like an i a a full look at.

it and they just say well look at this. you know everybody if you have a good. memory you can be you can come off as. the smartest person ever because you. could just say all the things and then I. like I'm trying to do a joke about I. didn't go to college and so I'm trying. to do a joke about college now but not. that I'm against College uh but it's. like I didn't go I feel like college is. the they just you go to learn big words. and so then you they they people just. say these big words and then someone. that like I didn't go to college so I.

don't know these big words and so then. you're just like feel like you're out of. a conversation because you're like well. I don't know what that word means oh yes. and went in dropped a big one on you. yeah which is and then you're just like. well I don't know this so then you're. like you feel dumb yeah and then you're. like but I think we I can talk what. you're saying I just don't know the word. I don't know all those words yeah but I. feel like people are flexing on you yes. oh yeah yeah that's the worst huh. I went to College I went to Penn State. oh did you really yeah yeah very. arrogant yeah I pride myself on talking.

down to those who didn't go yeah that's. what he does. less than yeah dude I'm trying to think. diminished is a word maybe you know but. that means less is that good oh that's. less than I thought that was a positive. thing for me diminished yeah it sounds. Japanese it does. um if you put the accents you say that. right in front of the American flag how. do you feel about this yeah. this past weekend is brought to you by.

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to dress I'm I have bad he didn't wear. anything crazy but it was like I gave. him like a I had a black sweater yeah it. looked like a safe bet yeah yeah I'm. just I go very basic colors just I don't. know what I'm doing so yeah he uh put a. little effort he had that rehab. graduation Vibe it was almost like hey. this guy's graduating his family's. coming to see him it did have that yeah. yeah it's like it goes you go come on. man you're doing but you're doing better. your mom bought you that she laid it out. for you you're reintroducing yourself to. the family because the last time they.

saw you was a nightmare it was a. nightmare so you're reintroducing to. your family your mom lays it out you've. seen your grandmother again last time. you saw her you called her some names so. you know and you and you show up and it. looks like this rehab's not gonna take. like it was like this this one is you're. gonna go back yeah but this is your. first one back out yeah this is this. you're like a newborn baby yeah that's. it yeah we'll keep it we'll keep a. bottle near you. the dress was uh was huge it was I don't.

like to have to think about I understand. why people wear the same thing thing. every day oh it's like you don't have to. think about it you just like put it on. yeah and put it on like um I think about. that all the time I love that wear the. same thing every day yeah yeah I tell on. stage I wear the same thing for the past. two years maybe or three maybe three. four years almost now yeah it's just the. easiest yeah black shirt and black pants. yeah the same exact ones yeah it's just. easy for me I can't if I get too much. opportunities to think about stuff I. don't do well yeah I I agree I don't I.

don't but I think about it I think about. it just in regular life like just here. like just buy this same stuff wear it. everywhere and then. that's it you know it's a lot of. decisions yeah yeah you need to get. decisions out of your life and one color. too I think that's one thing the Black. Culture does well they do they'll be. like one color like today Larry is. fuchsia yeah right you know and it's top. full future like can't even [ __ ].

fight for the [ __ ] Fusion military. yeah he will there is no he's eating. Asian Fusion for lunch there's no like. he is full fuchsia for that day you. couldn't [ __ ] if you came near him. with a little bit of [ __ ] lavender. yeah or a little bit of [ __ ]. Tangerine he'll be my [ __ ] he'll Flex. on you yeah you know that is true. but they've mastered the art of that. let's make you kind of let's keep it. simple you know. you go with a good cologne a [ __ ]. sturdy cologne and you go one color.

do you wear cologne I don't wear anymore. I think cologne these days kind of. signifies you're trying to hide. something yeah you've obviously been I. think. I think it's kind of two things either. you've never looked at pornography or. you've been cheating on your spouse a. cologne is a good sign that you're. cheating yeah yeah that is I think. that's correct actually you wear a. cologne no I wear ax body spray do you. really because I'm not ready to cheat.

but I still want to smell pungent yeah I. think pungent is a good Nate do you get. punching uh it's not good I'd imagine. it's an aggressive smell you spray X. body spray yeah really Mike yeah at the. gym. I have a girlfriend and I have a. you know I have a family but not in the. sense that uh like traditional men have. families like a wife and kids yeah I. have a mother and a brother and a sister. but I have a girlfriend yes you have an. original family we don't have your own. family yeah yeah that's a good way to.

put original yeah. my original family yeah he's very uh. he's very put together he wrestled at. Penn State yeah you did but I wrestled. for one year I wrestled for one year so. uh you're on the team I went through the. training and everything and the second. year I was like I can't I can't do this. this is so much work this was the it was. so much this was the 60s go ahead. of it well when Lyndon Johnson got it. this is where black people allowed to. wrestle go ahead Mike oh yeah you only. had a couple of white tattoo yeah.

we all made the Penn State team I guess. but. um yeah after the first year I was like. this is I mean the guys were so good it. was so the training was so tough. sometimes we have to work out three. times a day and and uh it was just I'm. like I can't wrap my head around it so I. didn't do it and then I really enjoyed. the rest of my college career because I. was friends with a lot of those guys and. I lived with them and so I had a great. time just not having to do the punishing. punishing I still love the sport yeah. but uh to be honest like I didn't I.

wasn't good enough to be there really I. placed in States and uh High School. where I was from that's why I was good. for my area which is Florida which was. wasn't I started wrestling in Ohio and. then placed in States in Florida where I. went to high school and so I was good. for my area but. we were number three in the country the. year that I wrestled there and uh we had. just all Americans and national champs. all up and down the lineup so it was. just going to practice was just taking. beatings every day.

but you know I learned a lot mental. toughness all that stuff so it was great. it was a great experience you think you. could be like Bobby Lee says that he. wrestled in. I don't know what he was in an. internment camp or something but he said. that he wrestled at some point he had to. rest yeah yeah he had no choice yeah he. probably wrestled for you know oranges. or whatever they had for dinner but do. you think you could bring up Bobby Lee. into wrestling there you go I think you. could beat him in a wrestling uh I don't. know his background like I wasn't the.

best athlete in the world and I also. wasn't the best technician I I had I. worked when I was when I was on teams I. would really work hard and I was like. hard-nosed so I can't say that about. myself yeah but that's how I describe. his comedy hard enough he's not well no. he's not the best at everything but he. is he does show up and that's and that's. how people come see when people buy. tickets just know it's not gonna be the. best show you've ever seen But Nate but. Mike will show up he's like a union. worker.

so bring it back up I want to see that. picture you don't be honest with me I. don't know y'all be in different weight. classes yeah we're different ways I. don't know let's get a current picture. of Bobby leave in and see if we could. there you go I could tell you um I could. tell you if I could win by knowing his. background what state did he wrestle in. and how California is a a California is. a wild card State you could be real. there's like really good guys he. wouldn't think California is a good. State it's not good as Pennsylvania or. Ohio or Iowa but it is very good that's.

an actual picture of him during the. tournament yeah so bring up that picture. yeah. okay could you beat. and don't get confused with his brother. just bring up a current picture of Bobby. Lee. let's get real I just want to get to the. truth here Mike because people are going. to come see you they want to see the. truth yeah they want to see exactly can. you beat this guy zoom in on this man. please. can you beat this guy in wrestling. can I beat him in wrestling. honestly it's real easy right well right.

now maybe yeah because I'm in uh I'm in. decent shape now you're running. wrestling. this guy's focus it definitely is more. of a tapas. I think uh uh the other guy we did or uh. Greg Warren especially coming after that. he wrestled uh from Missouri. oh my God Nate is doing nothing but. wrestlers specials yeah well they just. have the national championship film this. weekend I think Penn State is unreal now. Joe Zimmerman College golfer.

yeah but they're but uh uh uh Greg. Warren wrestled with Michael Chandler's. brother or like I think so Mike all. right I say this on every podcast. because people and you know the comedy. communities small they go you wrestled. Greg Russell who would win who would win. I'm like Greg was on another level he. was an All-American he was that great he. was really really did y'all come across. that fox catcher guy. oh no that guy was that was happening. when I was um in school but yeah no I. um I saw that movie that was crazy he.

was he was out of his mind that was the. that was when you were that's when I was. in college yeah but those guys would go. like the guys the top guys on the team. would go train at foxcatcher because for. the Olympics and stuff and what was that. guy was touching people or he was. abusing them I don't know about that. like I don't know the facts or. everything but I can't imagine good yeah. yeah I can't imagine I don't even know I. don't know anything about it I can't. imagine him doing that to this level of. wrestlers like touching them and and.

being like not having any repercussions. wrestlers are not they don't stable. people and they're not gonna play I. don't care how much money the guy has so. I I can't see him like being predatory. against these types of guys yeah these. types of guys are very very tough guys. yeah and I know the guy's a billionaire. and all that stuff but you know when. somebody you know fondles you that all. that goes out the window maybe not for. you guys I don't know yeah but for me.

like would you have trouble with it. would you right now just be saying well. he was a different weight class so I had. to I had to go with it yeah yeah what if. he just does a naked naked choke and. you're like this I don't think this is a. yeah you're naked naked yeah yeah look. at this dude. um so now you're helping produce three. specials yes okay and are they all. coming out again like is it to be. sequential like should people yeah yeah. it's like March 24th I want to say.

roughly a month month okay yeah sweet. something like that all on my on my. YouTube yeah that's awesome but it's. like guys that have been around like you. know. Mike's done specials Mike's done. everything and it's uh you know we were. talking about like last night about. where the specials are going where it's. just such a different thing now there's. not uh uh and we might uh I'm gonna be. doing something else too they're filming. something with like uh newer some newer. Comics some not where it's like kind of. alive at Gotham kind of nice thing but.

it's uh you know Comics if you're. starting now as a comic uh what do you. it's like what do you got to do like for. us we were we did live at Gotham I think. we did it all the same time uh didn't we. all do live without you and I did it. around the same Australia we did it the. same year I think we did the same year. 2008 powers in 2010 we did half hours. this year wow in Boston did y'all shoot. yours no no I shot mine in New York oh. you did so you were Boston yeah yeah but. we were all about the same yeah same. time and so like we there was a path.

that Comics had to take right where we. did you know live at Gotham he did half. hours economy Central hour and then you. know then Netflix came but now for young. Comics you're like I don't know what you. have to do like there's no. uh you can try to do a late night Set uh. but outside of that you're like I mean. an hour Netflix like you know there's. not I get Netflix did some yeah 15. minute stuff yeah stand up wise there's. nowhere to go there used to be steps to.

measure yourself okay I'm gonna show you. I did my eight minutes on live at Gotham. now I'm shooting for this half hour it's. like I didn't get a half hour this year. it's like all right let me tighten it up. and like try again next year like there. was some ethics to like you know. progressing now it's just like let me. try to get on Tick Tock and have a video. go and then do an hour like then the. first step is an hour and that's uh. that's not the best wow yeah that's a. that's a strange Fleck to a lot of. people think that you you think a lot of. companies feel like they need to like do. an hour now no no I don't think I I mean.

I think that's the first thing they put. out isn't it the first thing they put. out is an hour and guys have been doing. comments like you know the the thing. with him and Greg and Joe is like these. are guys have been doing comedy for 20. years oh yeah and so I've been doing it. for 20 years too like so it's like we've. been doing it for long times he's been. doing it for a long time so it's like. you're showing him to go do an hour. you're like yeah dude he can do he can. headline he does an hour but then. there's Comics that are newer and it's. like I mean their only Outlet is to be. like well I got clicks on Tick Tock or. whatever. I'll put out an hour and you're like man.

it's it's it's hard to build up to be. able to do an hour you know headlining. like it's not an easy thing like it's uh. but guys are going from they have a. couple clips and it's to then just. putting out a full hour and I think the. discipline of um working in the clubs. the way that we all worked in the clubs. is now. it's not totally out the window but I. don't think we had no choice but to. grind in the clubs for years and years. and that's not a thing anymore it's not.

as big of a thing as it used to be it's. interesting because you know podcasts. and Tick Tock and Instagram it's like oh. this is where I'm gonna. have myself because why am I why am I in. the clubs every single night right you. can be Loosely funny now versus having. to be when you're on stage it's like no. it needs to be exact right because. you're an audience is there and it's an. immediate reaction and now you can it. seems like you can shoot a bunch of. videos and then you just finally pick. one that works or you know whatever it.

is yeah. sorry guys my. stepdad's in the hospital not really he. actually passed away a couple years ago. but. he um but he would be nice my mom thinks. about him a lot yeah yeah he would still. be in the hospital if he was alive today. probably he probably would he was a. warrior he was a union guy oh yeah if he. didn't give up he showed up wow even in. a coma he was there every [ __ ] day. yeah non-responsive yeah yeah clocking. in clock. we like to call it active listening yeah. that's active listening is another.

positive way to say non-responsive you. think you that would you go get it all. out dude because a guy like that if you. have a dad like that he probably didn't. you get to talk to him that much yeah so. when he finally gets that coma you're. like go let it out oh that's a great. podcast idea coma chatter yeah you just. yeah yeah bring uh sons in that never. got to tell their dad they love them or. something and then yeah I've thought a. lot about that like a special I thought. a lot about. you know I did this ketamine therapy.

where I got to and there was a there was. a moment during it where I actually got. to spend time with my dad right like as. real as you and I are sitting right here. that says real as it felt on any sensory. level right which is crazy I wouldn't. just say that I'm not a guy you know I. don't know ghosts or anything like that. I'm not that guy but I got to spend time. with them for maybe about like what felt. like maybe a minute or two minutes where. he was it was as real as any sense of. mine ever knew that anybody was real. yeah so I think it'd be interesting if. you had I thought if they had like.

mannequins or something where you could. bring your parents old clothing or. something or if your buddy got hit by a. truck or something or you know drove in. like an embankment or something and died. or something he was peeled up but you. could go bring their stuff and then you. spend time almost with the mannequin or. maybe you put all of it into like a. machine and the Machine creates a. hologram of them and then you get to. like like I wonder if they'll have that. kind of stuff in the future you know or. a place where you get to to redo the. dad's coma you know and there's like a. fake dad in there laying in there some.

guys like the new Santa or whatever at. the mall and he clocks in and you go in. and you [ __ ] sit by the bed for 40. minutes or whatever and get it out but. it's ketamine a hallucinogen. tranquilizer. is that what it is I wouldn't be shocked. dude. I used to do that on stage I'd be like. are you guys all on ketamine and then. because you guys feel like tired cats uh. why do you want to feel like a tired cat. I don't know I didn't know it was a. hallucigen I thought that was like acid. or.

um what's the other thing that's like. acid but it's safer and everybody. does it now you can do it you have to. you can go to a place and do it and um. oh the thing Aaron Rodgers did yeah it's. like that kind of thing. Ayahuasca yeah oh I felt like that was. like a bitmoji stuck in the back of like. a. like uh I remember one time thinking I. was like a like a gigabyte or something. stuck in the back corner of like a um. Foot Locker like I was [ __ ] out there.

though and where do you do this at like. in a room yeah just in a chill room like. you like you go somewhere to do it. there's like a therapist in there with. you so it's like guided meditation while. you're doing it so you did that yeah. that was pretty cool if you're just. shooting up at a [ __ ] outside of a. Jimmy John's or whatever I don't think. that's the way to you know right yeah I. wasn't doing this yeah that's the old. school right yeah yeah that was for the. freelance version yeah yeah but this is. more a little bit more sanctioned but um. to get back what you're saying yeah I.

think I think it would be interesting if. they had like kind of reenactment stuff. where you could go through and redo it. is that what we're talking about Comas. how are we getting it yeah yeah the I. like your podcast idea of going to. somebody with a coma that you have a lot. to get out and they're in a coma now and. you could just tell everything just go. 40 minutes you know just go 40 five. minutes just talking about your feelings. with no nothing coming back. because sometimes you need that you just. post the whatever the relationship.

whatever the relationship is and then. you just go right into it but I don't. know if hospice will be cool with it but. also if you could get a blip on their. thing you'd [ __ ] that would be it. it'd be like blip hunters and we go and. we sit with somebody's in a coma and. they have their line or whatever on. their heart reading right and if you can. [ __ ] get them to blip or something. you know you got through that person. wins yeah that's great turn it into a. and if he doesn't if you don't get a. blip then you're like this guy's good.

yeah like he doesn't feel anything he's. like no no he's uh he's willing yeah it. would be. if you knew you were gonna. die and still not give up anything in at. all. man that's it's a strong person. you had to go to the Grave with. something right yeah I don't know if I'd. go to the Grave with all my secrets. you got to tell him that somebody tell. them to a nephew right tell them to.

somebody who doesn't you know. and throw that all on a nephew like a. young nephew oh a nephew's just a time. capsule for your [ __ ] I feel like. you know yeah a nephew yeah it's like. someone that's like I didn't really know. my uncle and then I really knew my uncle. but like just right before he died. Unleashed on me and now I gotta carry. that around that's my mom he was talking. about. like just a lot it's just a lot to throw. on a nephew but it's got to go somewhere.

you know what I mean. um to get back to kind of what you guys. were saying about like yeah I think. having clips and stuff obviously is. helpful to people these days I think. people more than ever want to see uh. some person a person get to know a. person in their personality yeah you. know I think it's even what's nice about. being involved in like podcasting worlds. yeah. um. is that people want to get to know. something because for so long it was so. formulaic it was like you just got this. person.

um that had kind of been through this. system and the system was all kind of. dictated and that's who kind of got to a. level where people were able to see. their work right you know and now I. think. um people are wanting to get to know. people more right maybe hypothetically. I'm guessing yeah and then so they. listen to podcasts and they get to know. people they get to know people that are. on the episodes It's a pretty small. Universe after a while yeah right and. then um. and so then they feel a little bit more.

connection so then when they're sitting. in the audience they're also getting to. see this person yeah yeah uh this person. and not just the material. um. they get to know where it kind of comes. from right yeah I think they you know I. sat in the audience one night I was. watching uh um. I was watching a guy who a podcaster and. I was like oh a lot of the audience I. could feel it they're just excited to be. here in the room with me right yeah oh. yeah you know it was cool and I even. thought I was like man yeah this is cool. we're literally just hanging out with.

them here with if the material is good. or bad yeah we're hanging out with him. here yeah pretty cool yeah that's where. the you get they got to feel the love. though like it's like the you know like. when you say when people go see you live. it's uh they they want to be able to. feel that appreciation you have. for them coming out and like that's. like that doesn't need to be taken. advantage of because it's it's a you. know people it's you know expensive to. go see anything or do anything anymore.

and so they they want to feel that you. care as much as they do that's a good. point man I gotta remember that. sometimes to let people know that I care. you know sometimes I think it shows I I. it's gonna show I think it shows I've. seen you at your shows and I think it. shows and it's uh. uh there's people that don't have that. and I mean I think a bit big aspect of.

Hollywood doesn't have that anymore and. the stuff that they a lot of stuff they. make is so disconnected and it's uh that. it's uh it doesn't translate that's why. Top Gun was the biggest movie because it. was like. not that you're going to relate to it. but it was like you felt the. appreciation of just as a moviegoer to. be like you gave me a fun movie dude. like it was just I had a good time yeah. and it wasn't this giant heavy whatever. thing yeah it was just a good time and. it was a time when everybody needed that.

to go I just need to go have some fun. and fun for two hours yeah and everybody. had a blast Tom Cruise does an amazing. job at that with uh that's a good point. yeah all Mission Impossible all that. dude's just a fun dude it's just super. fun and then other movies or these. movies and a lot of times in Oscars. where people are like I've never even. heard of that heard of that and you're. like yeah I get it's probably this. artistic Masterpiece or whatever but. you're like yeah like majority Banshee. or something it's always like if. somebody was gay that we can't ask if. they're gay anymore yeah yeah you know.

it was like homo Napoleon yeah like you. know that's a movie I don't know about. it I don't know yeah. Harriet tub women and you're like I. don't know if she was a lesbian yeah you. know what I'm saying it's like they're. just like that's true dude why is. Hollywood got so disconnected you think. I thought the movies in the 80s were. great they were great that was just like. a it was just so they were moving on. whatever and no one I think that now we. overthink everything it's like yeah if. something was potentially offensive like. uh maybe they did they probably didn't.

mean it that way they were just trying. to have fun so everybody just didn't. take it for more than it actually was. yeah so now I think we're just so. hypersensitive they're not yeah I don't. think they're uh. like related relatable or like there's. not used to go I think go to the movies. and you could be like that was you in. the movie you could relate to it you. could see yeah. uh you know Ferris Bueller's Day Off. right like is like it's like a kid. that's skipping school and it's an.

extreme version of it but it's a fun. version that's vacation yeah vacation is. like everybody's been on that vacation. you know what I mean family just gone. that's why I think I was wrong was so. big because Entourage was just like yeah. if you made it and you're like this is. me and my boys how would you we made it. and you're like we'd be like that we'd. be they they were living it up and there. that's why that that that show and that. even the movie like every like dudes. loved it because it was just like yeah. dude that would be us yeah and you. wanted to live through that right uh.

that's what we made stuff so and I loved. it too because they always did the thing. where it's like we didn't get it uh we. can always go back to Queens and just. chill as boys and then wait a second we. did get it I love it and everybody's. like it's just like you know it's coming. but it's just like it's just nice it's. nice it makes you feel good yeah yeah I. went back and watched on the whole. Entourage oh Entourage I've never seen. it oh it's great I'm saving that for. when I get a little bit older I think. there's some some series I'm saving the.

wire. Sopranos yeah. um Malcolm in the Middle. and what was one you guys just said. Entourage Entourage yeah those are four. big ones that I'm saving. uh I'm trying to think of what else I'm. saving you guys saving anything. uh I I watched the wire and that was. that was that was a it was a lot I. didn't really like it was. I need to probably go watch it again it. just feels like a whole thing I was. really blown away but I really thought. it was college educated I thought it was.

the greatest thing yeah it's probably. for us it's probably for a smarter crowd. yeah but um I just thought it was. unbelievable and I thought The Sopranos. was really good but the wires just so. well done yeah and didn't get their. credit and deserved at the time. obviously. the wire dude no not at the time when it. was on it didn't get the credit but. afterwards people were like it's. brilliant you know it's a it's a great. show I mean most people not not you I. think it's like it's supposedly great. it's great.

I think it it was just a lot yeah it's a. lot of talking right yeah it's a lot of. talking it's a lot it's it's an. intricate story but the guys were. writers in Baltimore the guy the guy who. um created it was a beat writer in. Baltimore so that's why it's like you. could see like that guy like actually. knew what was going on instead of like. most cop shows which is a caricature of. what's great you know yeah so oh that's. interesting I could have met I could I. could I could see that excuse me yeah I.

could see that's interesting I Used to. Love In the Heat of the Night was a show. that I loved and then I always. romanticized. um a Little House on the Prairie I love. that yeah I remember watching that I. love that TV never really watched it I'm. aware of it but I never won ah dude yeah. it was yeah when you guys in Nashville I. guess you don't know what we went. through did our sister got kicked out of. the horse. that's like a Nashville show or a. southern uh Southern uh rural it's a. rural show yeah probably yeah.

if it's uh we watched that it's probably. a rural show I went to the Statue where. they have Andy Griff to bring that up. they have there's a statue of Andy. Griffith. um in Raleigh or Charlotte yeah I want. to say raw uh Mount Airy yeah but man. area is like kind of close to somewhere. but there he is oh no that's uh that's. Barney. yeah there you go yeah I was just. talking about Ron Howard's got a pretty. wild career.

he has huh I mean just to be on that. show yeah you're on this you're on the. GI this gigantic show to go to Happy. Days yeah to then start directing movies. that are the Happy Days was really great. huh Happy Days was yeah were you. entering College when that came out and. it was like kind of a rebirth for. Italians I feel like was it the Fonz. yeah oh the fans was the best was they. were they Italian or I used to telephone. my clothes used to be a fine job yeah. yeah. I used to have this funds joke it was uh.

oh did you guys hear what happened to. The Fawns he got AIDS. and uh if I it didn't end well man. and some woman one time we yelled out. like I have AIDS everybody's like what. the [ __ ] yeah something about you this. yeah. oh my God this is about Italians yeah. yeah Jesus how fun yeah I mean what are. you doing be smart don't start kick the.

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got a p or not. now I can hold it now he's good I wrap. my head around it yeah yeah all right. he's just mentally tough yeah mentally. he's a big uh mafia guy too I love the. mob I love uh I I because all these guys. have podcasts now right oh yeah all the. podcasts and stuff and I'm just. fascinated by what it was because I. followed it when I was growing up you. know I'd read all the books and. everything and then uh and now what it's. become with all these guys having. podcasts it's just it's really something.

yeah what's a good one if I want to. listen to some mobbing and stuff like. that what's a good one to get into well. I think that it goes the highest the. higher ranking member that you are when. you flip the bigger the podcast it is so. like Sammy the bull I watch his it's. fascinating graviano is that him gravano. gravano yeah. um that sounds like some kind of a gravy. that you would get in graviano yeah you. would ask what that is at the restaurant. you go what's this gravyama you gotta. look it up yeah I'm like yeah like it's.

French yeah. we can't afford it yeah yeah but he was. like one for the table he was up. if you don't mind splitting that. appetizer. he was the underboss of the gambino. crime family he flipped in like 1990 91. and uh so and he did he got out of. prison in five years because of his. cooperation but then he got caught an. ecstasy ring in Arizona and went back. and did 20 years and then he got out so. now he has this podcast and he's telling. these stories and they're just riveting.

so he was a very high ranking member. plus uh John Gotti Everybody Knows His. his name he is a big name recognition so. um. he's the probably the most highest. profile guy because he was an underboss. of a huge crime family but Michael. Francis is another guy who was a Colombo. um Captain so the the higher rank you. are I think the the bigger you're. following is coming up when you flip do.

you have to be pure Italian to be in the. mafia they had a rule where it was uh. for a long time that you had to be. Italian on both sides I mean way back in. the day I think you had to be Sicilian. on both sides. um but then Italian on both sides and. then as I think now it's your father has. to be Italian because you become what. your father that's the way they look at. it and what you're fine but are there's. and they're still they're not act like. now it's not now it's like they're they. don't kill anymore there was a thing on.

the commission where they were like not. because they're more more Peter got to. them yeah what's the commission the. commission is uh the the bosses of the. five families in New York and then. families from other cities they sit on. like a national commission and decide. policies for the entire Mafia in the. like it's like an Elk Lodge they meet up. like Knights of Columbus yeah the. knights are going on I think I did a. show for them. do they is there still the mafia there. is but they don't they uh I I don't know.

what the word this is uh in your weight. loss because I don't know what the word. what's moratorium oh moratorium yeah. what's that mean I think it's a. moratorium on killing which is like they. don't do it anymore they don't they. don't kill anymore and it's not because. they're moral. is it more a temporary probate I use it. right okay. yeah so it's a moratorium on killing. which is which means. it's not because they're moral people or. anything it's just that they'll get. 30-year sentences for murder like if.

there's a murder conspiracy or something. if they get charged with racketeering. you know or gambling they might do five. years seven years and these guys can do. five and seven and ten years like that's. not a big deal to them but if it's if. there's a murder conspiracy wrapped into. that it automatically goes to 30 years. so they and because there's so many. Cooperators now they go okay it's not. profitable for us to kill each other. anymore so what they do now I think is. they just put guys on shelves it's. called putting a guy on a shelf which is.

they just don't talk to him anymore and. he's not allowed to be involved in any. mob activity wow so it's interesting. time out kind of yeah yeah it's like a. time out but they could have been doing. that all along. we didn't have to kill anybody ever yeah. that's what we don't realize sometimes. what would we talk about now if. throughout history they hadn't all been. killing each other if they'd have been. just time out it would have been yeah. you wouldn't have taken them serious. where you gonna put me in timeout yeah. and he goes yeah yeah I will but the. thing about that is I don't know how. they threaten each other now it's like. you owe me money the whole big thing I.

had over these like you better pay me or. I might kill you yeah you know with like. I say I have like a dangerous reputation. so now that people know it's like oh. there's no more killing it's like I. guess I could hurt you yeah. that's true yeah I could tweet it I. could cancel you yes maybe they could. threaten that right they're gonna just. put it out like this guy's talks about. women pretty roughly you know like tone. to that to me dude don't do that I have. a family. I have daughters he goes well yeah yeah.

they they could is there but is there so. what are the mod what's their crime now. it's mostly gambling even though. gambling is legal loitering they're not. doing anything anymore yeah yeah. can you make money on lootering. loitering it's loitering loitering. um is gambling and they still have Union. um corrupted unions and stuff and like a. lot of uh trash and recycling yeah yeah.

recycling's always a loose you're like. what is. recycling or I don't know if I believe. in recycling well some weeks they pick. up the bin some weeks they don't yeah. what are they doing you ever see uh. Elena's airport has a recycling thing. and it says like paper uh or bottles. paper and then regular trash and if you. look inside of it it just goes to the. it's one bag it's not separated right. it's at Atlanta's airport and you're. like well we're not even doing it I. think there's cameras to see what kind. of a person you are that's what it's.

about yeah and then it affects your. credit score probably yeah that's how. the New York water system is too it's. just all the same thing yeah. I'm over there watching a Lego set going. to someone's house first of all also why. did they have it court ordered why were. they having court ordered people. work at the water facility that seems. like yeah yeah you'd want to protect the. water well you'd want like a technician. or something I remember they put these. goggles on us and I'm out there like. you notice making sure that there's. nothing in it like [ __ ] I don't [ __ ].

know what's in it yeah. oh like yeah you're really doing like. science stuff I guess I mean you had to. like have like a um. like handies and footies on or whatever. yeah and then you were out there and you. were just watching the tanks you know. yeah I guess they have the criminals. basically. yeah yeah there's no background check. yeah this might be mob related yeah this. really could be oh we got dirty water. right yeah that's my [ __ ] mob named. dirty water in the South uh no they.

never I mean um Florida but Florida but. uh New Orleans Carlos Marcelo was in. they were actually responsible for the. Kennedy assassination those guys some of. the bosses like uh Carlos Marcelo I. think was one of them who put together. the. um Kennedy assassination wow the guys. who really did it yeah I watched. something on that where it was like. eight it's supposed to be like eight. dudes like a lot more people were. involved than. was like that where it was like they. were transferring guns over to because I.

mean that's just too convenient that. Jack Ruby who was an associate of I. believe the Chicago. uh Mob he was in Texas at the you know. in Texas at the time and he you know. Oswald was the Patsy and then he shot. Oswald on TV it's like he was direct he. owned strip clubs in Texas and was. directly connected with the Chicago. outfit so that makes a lot of sense you. think I think it makes a lot I think. they were the ones who did it the month.

they were they felt I mean you could. hear them on wiretap they were illegal. wiretaps at the time but they were. Furious that um they they felt like they. got Kennedy elected through their unions. and um and he turned on and he turned on. them with Robert Kennedy as the attorney. just going after them and they were like. and those guys were like not what they. are today they were very very serious. guys yeah and they could get stuff done. they would they would not care they. would not bat an eye at it so I think. they were they were the ones who did it. you know why that really it sounds.

really really realistic. than just that some got like then a lot. of other vague kind of Russian. conspiracy stuff it seems a little more. far-fetched yeah yeah that Oliver Stone. thing was like it was like the Cubans. were involved at this level the Italians. were I don't think it was like that I. think it was one group and I think it. was I think it was the mob at the time. and they were just like we've had it. with this guy he's like you know he's. putting pressure on us and you know and. the thing was like oh kill Robert. Kennedy it's like now the whole the.

whole thing that they said is cut the. horse's head off and the body will die. which means kill the president and then. his attorney general will be ineffective. yeah pretty good then they kill him yeah. they killed they killed John F Kennedy. yeah but then Robert Kennedy was killed. by Sirhan Sirhan who was not related to. anything Bobby Kennedy's been on here. before he's a friend of mine his Robert. Kennedy's son yeah he uh I think he. might be running for. for the Democratic nomination maybe yeah. because he's a Democrat he's a Democrat. but he's.

kind of like a new democrat I think he. would almost think I think that party. needs to kind of like figure itself yeah. it does they've gone off the deep end. yeah yeah you know everything it's like. if you're not like a uh. trans cornrow or something you're not. even getting elected right. yeah I watched the thing with the JFK. there's. uh with the uh JFK like there's like. Shooters like there's someone in a sewer. yeah give her the sewer like yeah.

I think it explains it for me it's like. there was gunman in that grassy knoll. and they the way that the the elaborate. way that they set it up I mean just for. for The Disappearance of Hoffa how that. could like that how prominent that guy. was and how famous that guy was and for. him just to be for them just to go he. needs to like he was worn like in the. movie like the Irishman I don't know if. you guys saw that but he was the story. is like he's warned several times. because he goes to prison he comes out. and he wants to take the union back and.

his predecessor Frank Fitzsimmons was. the head of the unit and they they love. dealing with him more because Hoffa. would resist them a little bit I'll give. you this you give me this he'd work with. them but he wasn't a complete Patsy for. them Fitzsimmons was just give them. whatever they wanted to Once Fitzsimmons. was in they were like we're just we're. better we're better off with him being. the union president and half was like no. I want my union back and they warned him. several times like back off you're. you're a nice man you have a nice family. back off and he's like I want my union I. want my union and finally they were like.

okay. that's that's it and they made this this. guy this level of Fame. just disappear. and they had to know like the heat was. going to come down there was going to be. search from the no body no crime just. nobody talked damn and it's just. whatever it's insane what do they think. they think he's barrier they just. probably burn it I think yeah I think. what happened was. um they killed him at that like they. killed him and then they brought him to.

like they were all connected with. legitimate businesses so they brought. them to a mortuary or whatever and had. him cremated and then his ashes was that. fit Simmons No No Yeah I think they just. they they killed him at a in a quiet. like a house somewhere like in the movie. I don't know if that that movie is true. I don't know if that guy the Irishman. killed him right but he was killed at. like a quiet residence which somebody. they were connected to and then his and. then other guys I think the body I think.

that's true though that whoever killed. him shot him and left and then they had. a second crew of guys. um take him and just of the body that. way if it's ever prosecuted like they. you know there's two parts yeah there's. two parts of it and then if the. shooter's like well where's the body. it's like well I don't know where it is. it's like because they had other guys. come in and dispose of them that's smart. huh yeah it's smart they were like very. intelligent guy I mean evil yeah. obviously but like very intelligent in.

terms of like how they got away with. that and granted there wasn't the. cameras and the documentation that's. required today but. the way they did it is just I mean that. guy was one of the most famous people. in the country if not the world and they. just disappeared him that's crazy I. wonder if I'd be good at mafiosuing. would you think you'd. do you have any of that and you said in. the beginning you got that doll again. when it comes to wrestling yeah you got. that ability to to work hard where would. you have been in the mafia you think.

there's three kinds of Mafia guys. there's uh guys who are make up a lot of. money there's guys who were Stone Cold. Killers and then there are guys who are. both which is the rarest. the guys who are Stone Cold Killers. called the money guys it's like oh you. guys are soft because you can't kill. anybody and the money guys go to the. Stone Cold Killers like you can't make. any money you're hanging on to us. because we're making all the money and. um and the guys who are both are like. the most dangerous guys who would have. been both.

well they say that Sammy the bull was. both he was a stone cold killer and he. was involved in unions podcast and now. he has a podcast so that just shows you. right there where it's all heading you. know are we going to get to the point. though where we run out of the ability. like we've run out of the time where. anybody's done anything and now we're. all just talking about things that are. being done that's true that is awesome. uh yeah yeah uh that is very true I. think about that uh what did I think.

about that recently but because it was. like. you're uh well college is is a point of. you know. I think a lot of college is like. nothing's no one's actually doing. something right it's it's everybody's. there's a lot of talking and there's a. lot of you know but no one's living the. way that they're talking because it's. it's a lot of work I was I'm reading uh. a book The Atomic habits and uh I was.

talking to him about it like uh because. I I've tried to build more habits in my. life like I'm like I have a with food. like so I uh I was I weighed like almost. 200 pounds or 195 like the last February. Okay and like. is that a lot it's yeah okay for me I. don't have the frame to it was just oh. I'm gonna just eat fast food and. whatever eat garbage and uh and so then. I went hard and lost weight for this for.

my special hello world and I got down to. 160. okay and then so I'm doing Red. Rocks coming up in May and the whole. point was I started this journey I did. like a before picture at Red Rocks I. wasn't playing Red Rocks Red Rocks but I. was I went there and uh because I was in. Denver doing a show somewhere else and I. took before pictures and then I was like. oh maybe by the time I can play here. I'll be skinny and then I get down to. 160 and now I've gained it back and I'm. gonna end up going back to Red Rocks and. I'm not going to be skinny I'm going to. be back to omo not I mean I'm starting.

to go I'll be less but you know it's. like my goal did not work out right and. it's very frustrating and very like you. just like kind of like depressed like. just like uh like why can't I just keep. this a good pattern a good yeah why I'm. so addicted to this food that I can't I. spiral out and then I like had the. motivation for the special like you can. get excited about something but how do. you keep that going you know you kind of. I hit the goal of the special I'm 160.

I've lost 45 pounds or something and. then I just now I'm back to 180 and. you're like I don't and you're like why. can't I keep that going in because it's. so hard to actually do the work like to. actually to actually continue to do it. it's very easy I can talk about it I can. tell you all the stuff that you got to. do and you go we got to drink more water. and we got to do all these things but I. can't do it I can't physically do it and. so that book I'm trying to read the. atomic habits is like that guy talks. about habits and you know it's like you.

got to just do these things he's very. good at habits yeah like Mike gets up. and does the same kind of thing every. morning he's institutionalized yes you. got to be a suicide yeah that's it does. that and that is something that colleges. show you right it's something that we. don't have and it's hard for us to to. his Comics because you kind of have a. freedom right of like there's no one. really telling us what to do there's not. a boss no we don't have we don't have a. you know someone watching us so that's. going like you can't do that you could. just quit this today and then just No.

One's Gonna call me and tell them to. come back to work yeah yeah it's crazy. so when you don't have that you just are. kind of lost you gotta you gotta have it. on your own yeah and it is hard to have. it's hard to have it's the amount of. knowledge that we have now is like it's. that's why I learn everything now it's. like through the internet through. podcasts and through information like I. didn't know I wish I would have known. some of this stuff when I was like. cutting weight or uh training or. whatever like I didn't know like but you. still got to do it you still got to do. it but the thing is like uh I cut sugar.

that helped me a lot because everybody's. body is different I guess but mine was. like you have to cut sugar it is because. it's hard at first it's hard for like a. week week and a half two weeks but once. you once it's out of your you realize. it's like oh this is what was addicting. me that's why like I had that the. feeling he was talking about which is. it's uncontrollable I gotta eat I gotta. gouge my oh yeah I gotta eat like. overeat and stuff but that's what it's. like when I feel that now I go oh I've. had too much oh yeah I mean I'll have it.

nights and I'll have this little baby. buckets of uh Pringles have you had them. yeah oh yeah damn they're good yeah oh. it's the best yeah I got some the other. day oh and they're so there's just like. eight or nine in there and you almost. feel like it's a little family or. whatever they're all sleeping in there. when you open it yeah you know you feel. like a big giant leg oh yeah stay asleep. I'm gonna eat you there uh it's they're. the best I had some uh the other uh I. just got back from Europe and they were. and I had they had Pringles there my.

daughter always eats Pringles but you. think oh I'll just eat. four and then I'll eat a couple more and. then I start eating them two at a time. and then you're just that's crazy. Pringles two at a time yeah it's like a. different dude my head I'm trying to. you're lying to yourself to be like well. it's like one it's you know because it's. one yeah all this yeah and then you just. end up eating the whole thing did you. see um. you know if I have a lot of chocolate it. makes my feet itch to the point where. I'll scratch right through the skin on.

the top of my feet wow so I know I. probably shouldn't be having it yeah. yeah did you see this thing speaking of. like two is one there was this. what was this thing I saw about mice. see if you can Google this up brother. about. they took mice like a circle circulatory. system right of an older mice it was. about they're trying to keep people. alive longer right this God just. invested Google like investor in um life. expansion it's like 180 million. here we go yeah oh yeah this guy who he.

wants to reverse his aging or something. yeah let's go back to the top let me see. what the heading is. man has invested 180 million dollars to. make humans live for longer that doesn't. feel like enough money. right I don't like at it like you're. like well do you really want it you're. like that's all it costs not that's a. lot of money but everything's billions. now and true like all these crazy. numbers yeah it's like uh as the rich. world I feel like this guy like he's. like I'll give you a thousand dollars to. see if you can make you live you're like. all right I mean they'll try yeah dude.

uh Twitter how many mice can you even. buy for 180 million like I mean I. imagine you need a lot of mice well. and Twitter costs how many billion. 44 billion. 180 million dollars he's going to do. he's going to make us live forever I. don't think you could get the mice that. you need and the scientist like you're. going to be like he's going to be. sitting in the budget room and they're. like look we can either what do you want. to do you want to spend more money on. the mice or do you want to buy a couple. more scientists yeah and it's like you.

got to make a decision yeah I think. you've got to go scientists at that. point because a lot of your mice are. going to be running the same game dude I. guess you're helping mice. they have more mice well I think that. well this guy some freaking little uh. Yiddish Frankenstein this dude Sam. Altman. um was this the guy that went to jail no. yeah I thought that's Sam Altman bankman. no that's Sam Friedman Sam Friedman yeah. so a different Jewish kid but still. uh young entrepreneur go back up to the.

beginning what did it say this guy. Altman is hoping to achieve the latter. goal with the uh. Altman has described emptying his bank. account to fund two particular goals. Limitless energy through an investment. the fusion power startup helion energy. and extending the lifespan. if so he has 180 million dollars right. God yeah. I'd call I think I'd I would just do.

your best to live more in the time that. you have than try to get 10 more years. yeah. well maybe it'll start at 10 more years. and then 20 and then you know build that. way if he extends that and you're the. freaking life God and you're just. granting years to people yeah like. you're out on the street and like people. run up and like I you know I gotta. finish an essay and there's like two. more months he's just granting people. something you know. um but go back to what it said about. mice what was the thing about mice this. is the part that I was trying to get to.

um extended life span opens interest in. an extended lifespan came from following. discovery of young blood research which. saw old and young mice being sewn. together so they shared a blood system. the old might seem to be partly. rejuvenated as a result of the. experiment and after hearing of the. apparent success Altman tasked his staff. at the time with looking into the. progress being made by anti-aging. scientists. so that's crazy they basically sewed an. old person in a young old mouse and a. young Mouse together.

no you're the old life that's how you. find out you're old in Hollywood Oh no. you're the old mice. takes out his mouth teeth to eat some. cheese he puts in his but is that what. Magic Johnson has been that he's been. getting. he's been getting blood transfusions all. these years yeah he's very healthy so. it's like maybe that's what it is you're.

supposed to get blood more. did you know that yeah someone told me. uh. it was like with testosterone if you get. testosterone you're supposed to you you. got to give blood a lot but I think. you're supposed to give blood a good bit. because it helps you get more blood. inside of you all right yeah it's like. maybe I don't know anything other than. someone said that to me are we supposed. to donate blood well here we go this. other thing this guy said. plasma there so if you get young blood.

and put it in you maybe that's oh. Youngblood sounds like something a. Brothers say to each other yeah Young. Blood I think they do say that to each. other yeah you know if you're in the. gangs. is The Gangs of the new mafia the game. yes the gangs would be the gangs the. gangs are dangerous but but the gangs. are just dangerous the gangs are like. dude I think if the Bloods or Crips came. out with merch bro. they would cry like how do you not have. [ __ ] merch yeah yeah. it's got to be blue and red like basic.

merch it's not even yeah you don't need. like refrigerator magnets or nothing. look at the handkerchiefs right I mean. you're you're going yeah you guys should. be. uh patented that you know yeah you can. sell drugs you could sell merch easy. dude somebody rolls up on you with the. [ __ ] little you know a 70 sack of. sweatshirts but then they get in the. merch game and then that's not fun yeah. that's true then they're all on the. block with these big boxes yeah that's. what yeah and kids sell you m M's or. something like they're they just also. have like a hat you gotta take uh some.

peanuts and maybe two of those hats yeah. I appreciate it the cops are like hey. you got anything on yeah. this is unlicensed. we call that in New York you know when. you buy purses or like on the street so. supposedly you're supposed to buy from. the guys that have them wrapped in a. blanket because those are the ones that. they get in trouble for selling so like. the guys that are on the sidewalk with a. us you know with like a table or.

something that are going to be able to. sit there all day well they have. permission to be there you need the guys. that have them all wrapped in a blanket. that if a cop comes they gotta go all. right so see you and then they gotta run. off so that's what I always heard you. want to buy from them oh yeah they're. trying to really trying to hide. something yeah yeah yeah you need. someone that can go to jail it's got. some skin in the game I respect that. yeah. um yeah I was thinking uh what were we. talking about the gangs are dangerous. but instead they just pretend like they.

own real estate they don't own [ __ ]. [ __ ] right. they're kind of doing shitty business. the Bloods like they like we own this. block and it's like next you know a. bulldozer shows up and they're [ __ ]. gone they're like we don't know they. need to get in the well they probably. would need organization like the Mafia. the mafia oh yeah it's like they have. legitimate like the the thing about the. mafia is one they're ingrained in normal. regular Society so they have legitimate. businesses they were involved in. politics. so they had all that they would take the. illegal money and like put it into legal.

places and illegal places they were just. like but it doesn't seem like the gangs. do that you know what I mean it seems. like they they need like the white. collar end of it to be like funneling. the money and making you know yeah they. can have wealth they need the partner. they almost need that other Mouse to get. sewn next to it yeah yes yeah they need. a healthier Mouse in some ways like if. the I feel like if the Bloods and or the. Crips and the Italians and the mafia. Linked UP they they are at some level I.

think some of the families have like the. gangs they work they do work together do. Italians and black people work well. together do you feel like has that has. ever been like Italian versus black. people beef I know like Chinese and. black people don't get along great yeah. and somebody said like aliens and black. like black people have beef with aliens. or something but uh even the aliens are. like they can't even come down here and. be like good dude like I don't know what. happened I just heard that bro that.

means if we're gonna watch Alien movies. about with black people liking being. like they don't even you're like come on. Black Version. yeah oh that would be very fun but. there's a lot of like it's like Snakes. on a Plane yeah the same kind of vibe. yeah yeah. uh yeah there's a lot of like Street air. beef I guess between those parties but. yeah I just wonder was there always was. ever like I think the whole common thing. is because a lot of. um with uh black gangs and with also.

there's the thing in New York now with. albanians who come into Italian. controlled family territory and they. start gambling operations and they're. you know Albania is like a war-torn you. know very tough place to come from so. the Italians are like you better not do. that in the Albania is like or what. right you know and then just kind of. like yeah bring it you know we'll we'll. fight you and you know the Italians like. the street Italians are like on the.

downswing now because we're just you. know third fourth generation yeah and. the albanians are like first generation. just coming from a war-torn area so. they're just like don't whatever don't. make loud noises on your hands who he is. that's who he is he's on the [ __ ] mad. he's a [ __ ] sorry yeah he's a hit man. it's the fact that you let him drop like. anchors. you lift them and then you just go and. you just drop them like there's no. control I don't know how you accentuate. making a point.

is that you the Italians have you're. Italian you have heavy hands imagine. when you're his parent he wakes up in. the morning. like a 60 year old man going down the. hall yeah you just hear the steps when. you would walk around upstairs with your. family because you you have the strength. to lift it but then you just let. everything fall yeah yeah they're like. how's Mikey doing like seven months yeah. he's up yeah yeah. there's no question no uh did you see. yeah now like all a lot of the mafios. it's even Tick Tock did you see this guy. this kid Big Joe signaro can you look.

him up on Tick Tock Joe you know what. I'm talking about. see if you can find him it's like I. almost started like even with like. episodes of Dateline there's no more. murder because there's nobody but I. think the Italians like they're at a. point where it's like there's all these. guys doing podcasts everybody's a. cooperator there's cameras there's bugs. everywhere the RICO statues put them in. jail for like 30 years so I think the. guys on the street now like and I don't. know I just watch all of this stuff but. it's like I think they just want to.

quietly make money yeah they just want. to quietly make money and live in Staten. Island or Long Island or some parts of. Brooklyn and they just want to quietly. make money and just live their lives. they don't want any kind of like they. don't want like a guy like Gotti coming. in who's flashy or anything like that. they just wanna and they don't wanna. like a war with any they don't want to. war within themselves they don't want to. war with other groups they just want to. quietly quietly make money yeah who is. the guy that oh was it the old guy that. was super who was the best mob guy.

I bet he knew Babe Ruth yeah Carlo. Gambino it's like how much over how many. years can you be successful and on top. and and the big thing is how did you die. if you died in your bed that's a win and. not in prison or getting shot in the. face so um Carlo Gambino they say was a. you know he he was the boss of the. family for like 30 years and then died. in his bed in like 1976 and um that.

there's a guy from Chicago. um. I forget his name he he ruled Chicago. for like since from the Capone days to. like the early 90s. and uh and he died in his bed and that. guy might be the most successful. he might be the most successful because. no one even really knew him no they they. knew him on the street but they they. tried to drag him in and if you could I. don't know what the guy's name um from. he's from Chicago his name was his.

nickname was the Big Tuna the Big Tuna. from Chicago let's look him up huh yeah. and they tried like they brought him in. for like a Senate Judiciary they. subpoenaed him and uh they brought him. in yeah Tony Accardo there so they bring. him in and he talks and then they keep. trying to bring him in but he just he. they can't get anything on him so the. last his last hearing it's actually very. funny I don't know if you could bring it. up but the last hearing it's like he's. like nine he's like in his late 80s and.

they bring him in and they're just. asking him questions and he's so old. that he can't hear half the quest I. watch it I'm laughing it's on YouTube. yeah it's on YouTube but he like it just. shows you that he beat the system he. spent like two days in prison his entire. oh life and it's just it's a it's a. fascinating thing to watch that the guy. is. there you go right there. do you recall when that was taken. uh do you recall what you were doing uh. at that time.

were you yeah business meeting with Mr. Sharon not sure good answers completely. unaware of what uh what he does for a. living not sure. so they think this guy did stuff like I. mean that guy was from all like an. informants and stuff and like the video. FBI information that guy was the head. like on the top like he probably retired. and was overseeing it that he had with. the Chicago uh bosses would do and in. some of the New York guys they would.

have Street bosses so the real power. would because too much heat he would. step back and then have a street boss. take over that was like Sam Gianna and. Joey but some of these other guys they. and they ended up like uh Sam giancon. ended up getting murdered in his home. but um a lot of these guys ayupa and. Saron who they were talking about ended. up doing life sentences and never. flipped you know so they ended up doing. life sentences so they would put a. street boss in place to run things from. day-to-day operations but like on big. policy questions like that guy would be.

consulted so that guy was there to take. his ego out of it yeah and that's what's. safe I mean after a while you have. enough money to be like what am I you. know I have enough money I don't need. the heat I don't need the legal. headaches so I'll just step back and let. let somebody else run and just that guy. probably have people killed and all that. I'm sure Sam giancona like the only way. Sam giancana who was the boss of the. family like for a while in the 60s and. the 70s. um for him to get killed had to be. okayed by him it had to be okayed by him.

there's nobody higher right you know so. it's pretty it's pretty fascinating the. structure also another thing that. fascinated me is guys being walked into. a room and they're not sure if they're. gonna die in the wedding and they go. yeah yeah and they go anyway oh yeah. they have to because you're so scared. and the in-laws paid for it yeah that's. the [ __ ] yeah that's how they get you. the wife's Deadpool that's why they pay. for it yeah there's no old thing with. trading a goat or whatever it's because. it's another linchpin for you to feel.

responsible to be there yeah God that. breaks my heart it's really great that's. like when you're yeah when someone. orders oh the appetizer and you gotta. you gotta eat it you go to big Italian. family you got to eat she keeps bringing. food out yeah you have to eat it to be. played and that's what marriage is yeah. she's trying to be polite then they will. have their daughter who's had a couple. few too many apps as well and you're. [ __ ] like all right I've already. eaten everything else I'll have a little. bit yeah. all right I'll take her in yeah. and she's the goat yeah that's the old.

thing he's the goat that'd be a good. movie She's the goat she's the goat and. it's like a girl that kind of sounds. like a ghost you think go the word the. the the label goat is uh greatest fall. time is is pretty annoying now I think. it's being so overused that it's taking. everything from what it was right I mean. Tom Brady was a goat and then he just. kept goading so much that he like he. well we've lost it right yeah we've you.

but we've and we've used it now. everybody's calling everybody go. something and then people that are goats. are you know they they say they're the. goat too oh yeah that's crazy and then. you're like LeBron calls himself the. goat yeah yeah you get [ __ ] hey you. want to let other people say it you you. do that's old Mafia that's what the guy. we just watched with you he never said. he called himself to go now he lets you. young Mike young could you be in the. mafia absolutely not I know but like. blood was bloodwise I could yeah yeah. wow yeah.

you think you would be farther along in. your career if you would have. absolutely yes that would have that's. the most that's the most yeah if you're. in a mafia I'd like to be like a Sinatra. like Sinatra wasn't in it but he was. adjacent to sang to him and yeah he sang. to them they loved him and like if he. needed a little bit of help they would. like muscle or whatever that would have. was he full Italian. uh Sinatra was here yeah wow yeah. Hoboken. I wonder if um.

yeah I wonder if I could have Mafia or. not if I could have handled it I think I. would have gotten I would have fallen. asleep on a little mesh and like the. first and third mission to give you a. couple bucks to go you know run over to. Eddie's and get a [ __ ] a couple cuts. of Salama or you know Salam or whatever. and then I'd have [ __ ] it up dude I'd. have slept well it's good stuff up it's. good to mess early because then they. won't count on you it's when you mess up. the stuff like there's just stuff that's. like a death sentence where it's like I. didn't you know if you caught dealing.

any kind of drugs supposedly it's like. it's that's death you screw up if they. tell you to go like your order to kill. him and you don't kill him then they. kill you and him oh that's the worst bro. you get back in the car and you haven't. killed the guy yeah and now you got to. go back and pretend you're a plumber. again well yeah you almost got to go. tell the guy look. that I was supposed to kill you man I. didn't because I just don't have the. heart to do it and then you gotta hope. that that guy doesn't kill you know but. you go like I'm telling you this they're. going to kill us both right so then.

could you go into hiding that's a good. move tell the guy look yeah right now. it's gonna suck but you're gonna have to. leave that's what I think you would be. in the mafia you would have got to you. would have had so you would have got to. the level of you to just end up having. to talk to the guy and being right yo. can we get out I go back up yeah and. what do you got to do can you get out. ever. I mean these guys have I mean Michael. Francis was the one guy who like never. cooperated and just is out there's. there's a couple guys like that who. never because but you're not supposed to.

be able to get out you take that you. take his Blood Oath where it's like yeah. you're never getting out but those guys. managed to get out and these guys early. blood with like two in me yeah yeah. early blood. 23 and me on you now now they do it 23. million oh it's going up bad yeah yeah. you have it you're supposed to take a. Blood Oath that you never but there's. guys like the guys who cooperate now are. not in witness protection anymore. they're just coming back to their old. name they're living in the neighborhoods.

where they were wow when they were. active and they're doing podcasts which. is kind of unbelievable that nothing. happens to them yeah I think it shows. you how far it's gone you know how far. it's kind of dissipated in the sense. that they want to do Street crime well. it's probably history now and you want. to you want to be able to like document. it yeah you want to be a document and be. like we're not doing those things. anymore so it's probably okay for him to. talk because then even if they got. caught you're like a guy they put guys. they put guys away for 30 years for life. they put all these guys in prison and if. you're in a mob and there's a.

Brotherhood and you know you put my. brothers in prison for 30 years it's. like I don't know I guess I could just. go well that's the life now and I'm not. gonna risk an attempted murder on a. federal witness because I'm gonna put. myself in Jeopardy then um sit in prison. listen to a guy was a podcast who did. the same things that you did and he's. not getting in any trouble or nothing. he's making money yeah and now you have. he's doing ads he's yeah he's doing yeah. he goes all right 23 and me everybody. check it out liking your you're just in. prison stewing yeah yeah Larry's vodka.

sauce. uh and now you got God this is like the. new kind of like Mafia it's on Twitter. go to one of the good there you go this. guy. let's turn him up and start it over Big. Joe sagaro. oh slick tone Big Joe what's the quote. of the day life gives you lemons make. orange juice. that's what he does that's what he does. he tells you quotes that's the same one. hey slick Big Joe what's the quote of.

the day there's no such thing as good. and bad money it's just money. that's it walks away. he well I think he has somewhere to go a. lot of times or something where he has. like uh incontinence Hey Big Joe slick. tone what's the quote of the day. hey. how's Big Joe doing. I'm doing great probably thank you for. asking. what happened at the beginning of that. video I think that still yeah it just. shows you where the mafia is yeah.

um. [Laughter]. [Music]. that's a good one yeah yeah you got to. respect Big Joe cigaro man I don't know. where he is I don't know if he's a child. or not but uh that's where they at he. looks like a yeah that looked like high. school it could be yeah like is he in. yeah they go to middle school maybe I. don't know yeah with Mafia kids go to.

school they would yeah where'd they go. they can't go to regular class you can't. have [ __ ] you know uh you know Benny. the shrimp sitting there and [ __ ] is. it looked down on if you go to a. community college if your kid is in. community college is that not if you're. Al Capone and you go how's your kids. doing again he's in Community College. you go. is that not good yeah it'd be better to. not go to not go usually you go to um I. mean they used to go to the military. that was a thing they go to the military. and and then come out and then.

be able to like kill and stuff oh. because they they they're trying to kill. them yeah do you guys think that we. should have a separate gay and straight. military ever like we should have an. all-gay military hmm that would be. colorful I think it'd be cool almost but. I don't I guess I guess in the military. the people don't care I don't I don't. ever hear any of my military friends. saying there's any issues if people are. gay or straight in the military no I. don't think that matters I've heard. Outsiders kind of have thoughts on it. yeah I never heard anybody inside of it. have thoughts yeah but they have a whole.

gay military that'd be sick huh yeah. it'd be flag heavy yeah it'd be a lot of. parades yeah the flag team would be like. it's like everybody can't be on the. fight like we have to have some they. have to go all right I did a uh it's. hard. to do this yeah. guys not everybody can be on the flag. can I use a word for the gay military. amazing I think it would be amazing.

I think you can use that I would love to. see uh I I think we're going to get to a. point soon on television we're gonna. have a lot more gay prize fighting you. know when I was growing up they had this. group. um and we'll bleep this word out but. they had this group that would come to. the one of the bars in Baton Rouge it. was called fist fights was the group and. they would have game it was it was gay. men put it on and you pay five dollars. to go watch and you could drink and it.

was gay men uh fighting each other would. they have the like dispute about what. they were fighting that's a good thing. about a gay fight it's a good point the. dispute is before they fight like we're. fighting over right like this is about a. men's blouse or whatever yeah yeah yeah. it is very funny right before they. started the fight they gotta tell you. what it was it's a brief statement about. what it's about yeah yeah this is for an. oyster dressing recipe uh this is for he. still hasn't come out to his parents oh.

yeah and then like I bet that's a big. well and then. yeah you have to go over there and. pretend you're [ __ ] just a friend all. the time yeah well in gay fighting I. think it's not coming out of the closet. it's coming out of the corner yeah I. think that's oh yeah Ronnie won't come. out of that corner right yeah yeah. dude I feel like. um that's got to be a huge thing huh. yeah if you're a gay man and you got a a. husband or like a little pretend you. know whatever the legalities are where. you live like a suit you know a partial.

husband and you he and you have to. pretend he's your buddy all the time. yeah why do you always bring your best. friend to Christmas yeah because he's my. best friend yeah and why do you always. get him a shaving razor for Christmas. yeah. yeah every year yeah but what do you. think is more jolting to a family it's. like um. um I'm I'm gay or it's like I'm vegan. and I can't eat any of this. oh you know I think the stuff okay yeah. what's that stomach gaze did was there.

gay Mafia people I'd imagine that's. that's a tough I don't know that was a. thing not to spoil The Sopranos for you. but there's a there was one thing that. was based on in in New Jersey there was. a gay. um I think it was a high ranking member. and they killed him. they killed him for being gay yeah. that's got to be the worst man if. somebody killed you for being. something you couldn't control being. right yeah yeah but I think you just. can't go getting that Mafia you know. yeah it's like you can control that yeah.

you gotta that's true huh Italian mob. open to gay members as long as they. don't parade it in public who do they. have a publicist. who did they go to the Italian mob that. uh they got a spokesperson uh even the. Italian mob has started flying the. rainbow flag a star prosecutor in Italy. has revealed the mafia is now open to. gay men and even as a drag queen in. their midst I could see that but that's. kind of like a new undercover you know. yeah the Mafia Have evolved along with.

Society Nicola garateri an anti-mafia. investigator in Calabria told the times. of London gays can be accepted now even. as foot soldiers so long as they don't. parade it in public I mean it seems. crazy that you can put this stuff in the. newspaper to be like so it's but so the. foot shoulders are illegal it's a. they're doing illegal crime yeah they're. illegal it's illegal crimes yeah the. inspector claims to have intercepted. passionate letters between a Crime Boss. and a young lieutenant.

um. previously Mobsters risk being murdered. if they were even suspected of being gay. right God that's got to be crazy because. what if you're like young and you're. doing good in the mafia right you're. starting out you're the little guy huh. yeah and you like some colored ties. right like you're you don't even know. you're gay yet yeah yeah you start to. realize it but they're saying even if. they think you are right so what if. you're straight but you love flower ties. right like and you start just you have a. little flash yeah and you're you know.

you know because sometimes you see there. could be a guy that you're like I think. that guy's gay and then you're uh right. like you're a [ __ ] he's just like a. little flan you know it's like you know. flamboyant flamboyant like but a guy. could just have that little bit about it. like Christian Leighton almost a little. yeah yeah where you could see like he's. a little too handsome for whatever he. does yeah yeah. yeah yeah that's true yeah exactly and. then you're like no no I'm not at all. but it's like and he puts a napkin on. his lap like this before he eats like.

even out of a takeout yeah they would. say that at the meeting when they were. gonna kill you they were like he puts a. napkin on his lap what more proof do you. need. [Laughter]. on his lap but then when they go and. take them in the room to kill them do. they even do you even know what's. happening or it's just no but like I. think it's fascinating these guys are. walked to their meetings and they're. like this might be it for me yeah and. and they go anyway they go like some. guys knew they were like the Donnie.

Brosco that movie like the real story of. that the one guy. um who he was very close to after it. came out that he was a federal agent and. they led a federal agent into the family. one of the guys responsible was called. to a meeting and knew he was getting it. that's why in the movie he leaves his. money and his jewelry in a drawer and. leaves it half open because he knows. he's not coming back wow why does it. have just so someone knows to find it. yeah yeah because there's a lot of Pride. because they wouldn't have been able to. open the door they would have just moved. it and he goes now leave it open some.

people see it yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean. I guess there's always right you know. you'd almost go you could say the fact. that he went to this knowing he's gonna. die he almost could be like then he. should live because there's no one more. loyal yeah than this guy because he's. coming yeah you go we're about to get. rid of our biggest asset that truly just. got taken we all got taken because this. guy was uh a federal agent but. he's willing to walk to his own death.

yes so why would you get rid of that guy. that's a good point at that point that. guy has a lot of freaking pride and. respect yeah yeah who's it for we don't. know yeah that's the issue you got to. sort that out at that point yeah because. he could fight him off I mean he could. do why would anybody not fight him and. that but I think there's a rule like. you're not supposed to those meetings. like when in your call to a meeting like. that you're not supposed to come with. any you're not supposed to come armed at. all yeah but you just yeah I mean this. but they're God there's a lot of. freaking weird why didn't you bring a.

gun he goes because they don't they said. you can you they Frisk you they don't. they don't Frisk you you're like yeah so. just carry the gun then he gets down but. you don't understand it's against the. rules to carry the gun and you're like. all right uh yeah that's tough to walk. in the and how many how many times you. got to take them to a normal meeting for. him to not realize that the bad meeting. is coming you know the meeting right so. you have to be like hey we want to kill. this guy so let's invite him to two. three meetings to let them know like.

it's normal right and then the fourth. one where you know then he comes in with. like Popeyes and he's got like yeah he's. like what's up can't wait to have this. video he's like God never saw this. coming. back he's singing a song. He's already had his fingers are crazy. yeah he feels comfortable going he's. eating the fries before they get there. this guy has no respect for any of us. dude anybody who doesn't eat the fries. before they get there I don't know if I. [ __ ] respect that meal you know. that's a good last meal Popeyes is it.

Popeye's Chicken yeah you got to go bad. on on your last meal you gotta just like. bloat me up yeah yeah I don't think I. would do a St uh steak is played out. steak is played out too I I'm probably. for me I might be going fast food I'm a. I'm a fast food guy I think some. Chick-fil-A sandwiches maybe oh yeah I. think some Raising Canes maybe I think. I'm going when I what I ate last night I. ate my last meal pretty regularly yeah. just yeah it says the guy who just. showed up back at his room at his. starting way starting with yeah I went.

before after back to before and uh yeah. but that's a good question like an. electric chair you're getting the. electric chair the next day they give. you they do give you a last meal what is. it yeah yeah that is a good question. Mike I'll go uh. like we don't answer it though you. should go with some ice cream and I. don't know I don't I got a lot of ice. cream yeah I don't like that Dutch. Chocolate I like regular [ __ ]. chocolate Hershey's the Dutch [ __ ] is. like yeah I don't know the Dutch I don't.

know how they got this how they won the. thing or whatever but I was just there I. did shows in Europe yeah and we had some. went to Belgium and uh Brussels and this. and the chocolate and yeah it was you. know sometimes it's like our taster just. we need it to be processed like you're. like art it it you know we have the. taste I have the taste of just like poor. South like you're like no I can't handle. the real stuff you need it to be a.

little like I need I love that in New. York the government to be involved a. little bit because in New York they go. that's a big thing now is it processed. is that processed what you're eating. it's like well we live in Manhattan so. it's got there's no Farms yeah here yeah. it's like let's be honest I'm guessing. that this casserole has been cut with. baby powder yeah yeah it can be. realistic too we're [ __ ] eating an. alphabet City over here yeah yeah so. let's I could not lie to each other. um did you like living in New York yeah. I did like it I would go back I think.

about sometimes trying to you know. possibly doing something else Rogan's. always asking me to move down to Austin. but sometimes I feel like every there's. so many people there already this is it. dude here. um I'm a big Nashville fan yeah and uh. Vanderbilt's doing a little better. Vanderbilt's doing better we got a big. game this week and it's very exciting uh. but I'm a big we have a good comedy. scene here uh I want Nashville to a lot. of comics to move here and uh I know a. lot but Rogan's doing great and like you. know he's got his new club and Austin.

does have a great scene but I think we. have a great scene I'll tell you I tell. young uh I talked about young comics. about whether you have to move to New. York now I don't think you when I. started it it was we needed to be in New. York I don't think you have to go to New. York like you did when we started I. think you can easily move to Nashville I. I like young Comics I would like you to. move to Nashville I want to build this I. hope this scene builds up and but you. can be here here Austin's got a great. scene like you do not have to go to uh I.

think New York like you did I just I I. really don't think you do because it's. you're going up every night here can you. get up every night here though I'm not I. think if you yeah they get up yeah they. can get up every night here and there's. a lot of great Comics here I agree. there's a lot of guys you know we have. Comics getting stuff out of here they. had uh a girl that she's writing for SNL. I believe was out of here uh Laura Peak. I believe she opens for Louis like she. opens for me Joe was for you yeah she's.

out she's from here she moved to New. York though but uh you could I'm not. saying you don't ever move or you know. if it ever changes but I don't think. when you start I don't think you have to. I think you can get seen uh in other. cities now yeah I agree I agree I mean. things about Nashville that are great. are it's a small City yeah it feels uh I. think it's definitely a good starter. city as well if you're considering. moving to somewhere else bigger yeah but. you don't want to make a full jump to. somewhere especially from a smaller. place yes this is a great place and it's.

growing so fast I mean mean in five. years it could be a huge City it could. be a huge City I mean it's growing I. mean things that were just built are. being torn down to build bigger things. that's it's just unbelievable yeah um. and you have a lot of friendly people. here like I know my neighbors here I. know people that live on my street it's. like it's. um you have a lot of local support yeah. that's those are some things that are. great about it yeah we have the the. Nashville Comedy Festival is a a giant. Festival yeah and it's they're in it. Carlos yeah uh who else Carlos Miller I.

think is in it David Spade are you in it. Carlos Miller who I don't know last year. that's one no yeah. yeah yeah yeah we did a special last. year didn't uh but yeah like I mean but. it's a lot of big names that and so. comedy's becoming a big thing yeah uh. yeah I would like it to become more I. think though probably a new club will. pop up at some point because of just the. size of the population growth yeah but. they have there's so many other rooms. too but Zane but the good thing is.

Zanies does a very good thing with the. do the new material night which has. become I mean dude people are it's this. it's sold out and that's just a new. material night and at those nights where. you're going to be there I go there like. it's I mean it's tonight you're going. tonight. yeah so like a lot of like when you. moved here that was a big deal like it. was a it was a big deal for this scene. to just people recognize that there's a. scene here and uh when Steve moved here.

and then uh Josh Wolf was here I think. he'd left but it was uh you know they're. coming here and people are coming here. yeah the club Zanies is great and yeah. then they have the other rooms they're I. think there's Third Coast there's uh uh. I'm blinking on the all the names I need. to go experience some of the other local. rooms too oh yeah that's one way where. I'm personally missing out and not going. and doing that as much yeah they're but. also great you get to a level where or. you've done it so much like you were. saying earlier about Mike is just having.

done a lot of that road work that is it. really was kind of a different time I. mean I remember 40 weeks a year I'd be. doing you know the three or four day. weekends yeah you know for seven eight. years yeah yeah but I think that's the. kind of the route of uh for being. becoming a great comic now is gonna is a. little bit of that route like you just. you can book yourself or you can do. there's it's I mean look I it's hard. because you always think I wouldn't want. to start now like you know with what I.

think what Comics have to go through but. I already started so it's hard for me to. mentally open my mind to go start over. uh so the comics coming up now they're. having to really create their own kind. of ways and uh but it's like being out. being out on the road I mean like. looking like a Shane Gillis like Shane. is someone that uh when I first saw. Shane it was like I remember when I. first saw him I remember just I was like. man this dude is like it's something. else like this guy is uh you just don't.

see that oh yeah he's like the best fart. yeah yeah yeah so the best way the. [ __ ] most like he's like uh. uh no he's just like the it's like the. best pitch that his hope that's like. that's everything and he told me about. the best part maybe he said he was in. private school and he would have they. would have class in church and sometimes. somebody would fart in the pews in an.

empty church and it was he still will. stop and laugh about the sound of it. yeah it's like hey God what about this. you know yeah yeah so I still even I it. makes me laugh hearing about it so I can. only imagine being firsthand on a on a. on a farm like that yeah yeah God is. straight off the wood [ __ ] you know I. should do it the rhyme and the Ryman has. always had a perfect seating for. something like that they should have a. contest over there I mean like yeah they. could hold it they'd probably diminish. diminish diminish the big one might. diminish the uh uh Legacy of the Ryman.

but. there's a big fart at church. [Music]. oh wow. I mean that was crazy that almost. sounded fake yeah yeah yeah I mean. that's insane what does that mean what.

God thinks when that happens I think. that sounds like a mortal sin to me yeah. a big one it felt like if it was done on. purpose if it was a little old lady that. couldn't help it yeah you know but oh. that sounds like it was done on purpose. it sounds like the devil pressing that. button that had like the club that's. like. yeah those kids are videoing like those. kids went into that church and they. planned that yeah they found an old. church and they found a place to go do. it and they sat there's a lot of that. that's what I'm saying it's like that. kind of stuff right this guy's probably.

setting up yeah this guy could sell 200. tickets somewhere yeah yeah yeah there's. there's uh atheists right yeah but yeah. but he rolls out there and he brings a. small bench out there and he goes out. there and he gasses up with on the bench. and we were on the clubs like suckers. for years and we could have just been. doing Church farts yeah but the. longevity of it that's what that's the. thing longevity you can get people to. come and see you one time yeah but if. you don't give them something they're. not going to come back that's what like. Mike's special putting that out and.

there's you're gonna be able to go watch. this special and it's great and you're. gonna watch him and it's got a new hour. and then it's gonna be uh an amazing. show and you're seeing an act that's the. whole thing that I want to build with. this is or not it's not saying I have. anything but it's it's just presenting. comics and stuff to be like we're we're. presenting a full act so when you go. watch this and you buy a ticket to a. show then you go see it live you are. seeing an act you're seeing a proper.

Show versus yeah like you can have. videos where these people can sell those. tickets right and then you're like they. can't go do a full show it's hard to. learn how to do a full show that's like. sometimes you know like America's Got. Talent like when they would do stuff. like that then they'd give them like a. fool they give them a year at Vegas. you're like some of these people are. like they've been doing this for six. years yeah. they can't go do an hour like uh he's. like gargling like Jesse's Girl or. something like that dude can't do an.

hour they can't do it there's no show. yeah but then you have like the Terry. fader or whatever the guy's name like. that guy won that but like that guy was. doing the thing for 20 30 years like. yeah he was doing it for a long time so. then he goes and ends up signing a giant. deal with I think he died actually but. he was uh yeah I do think he's dead I. don't maybe I'm maybe he's not dead dude. everybody's dead everybody's dead nine. out of ten everybody's dead but then. also no one's dying you ever think that. there are our most famous people have.

been famous our whole life Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks these people are just still. making the same like are you I think. it's Scientology is what you're talking. about that's true that's a good point I. think I would get sucked into something. if I ever got near that world they. probably just I'd get you're gonna just. be like you would go clear fast you just. don't you that I think if they're good. talkers you're gonna be in yeah yeah I. got clear at the airport that's not it. has nothing to do with Scientology huh. it's not like I'm recording it's. probably the Gateway yeah I think they. it's very similar because you're in the. train stations and then in New York they.

get you with that little thing yeah come. and put the buzzer on you see if God. wants you or whatever you know I'm. talking about they put the little. check the buzzer game or whatever right. and then put evil or whatever on there. and then oh I'm gonna skate yeah really. invite you to the church yeah well I. thought that's if you were struggling. you were already struggling you're in it. then they hook something up to you to. see what your vibration is or something. and that's like part of going clear like. are you I don't know I got the one.

that's just all the I don't know if it's. a la carte or whatever but I got it. where they had it all set up right there. oh really one time yeah and they sit you. down and next thing you know they're. inviting you to over to the church. I remember being in New York man. dude first time in New York I remember. getting into a taxi with a couple of. ladies. and they invited me over for some I. guess I didn't know if it was going to. be sex or what it was right. and so we get up to their apartment and. they were lesbian women. and.

um so they start and I'm like nervous. and everybody was doing a little bit of. coke you know yeah and I was doing it. and um so everybody's doing a little bit. of coke and that and they start making. out and you know just. showing tit and all of that and I'm just. like all excited and I don't know if the. cops are gonna bust in I don't know if. this is legal I don't know what's good. like it felt like a lot at once you know. I mean my first night in New York City. ever in my whole life yeah and you've. only heard about New York City you know. New York City you know.

and so I was like way scared and so. anyway I kind of start making out with. these chicks trying my best anyway and I. the I think because of the drugs and the. nerves I couldn't get erection. so next thing you know uh I'm like I. gotta get out of here you know this is. just it feels a little hot in here right. because I didn't know if they were gonna. mug me I just didn't know what was going. on right I didn't believe this could. really be happening yeah and then um so. I was like I gotta grab something to go. with me I saw they had like a big.

little Santa sack of sex toys right so I. just grabbed one of them [ __ ] and put. it in the back of my shirt. because I want to have like a Memento or. whatever you know uh first time in New. York you know yeah yeah something it's. like an I love New York t-shirt it's. your I love New York t-shirt they have. those number one uh foam fingers yeah. yeah. very similar or sex toys or a number one. foam finger so I put in the back of my. pants and then I get over to um then I. went and stopped in one of those bodegas. or something got me a water and stuff.

and I think they just come out with. coconut water so you know I'm pretty. hyped up about that but. um I got dad in like an orange or. something and when I'm walking out I. realize that that whatever I had in my. pants had fallen out and I looked back. in there and there's like a kid like a. five or six year old kid like just. swinging around this like wiener yeah. this big kind of purplish wiener and I. was like get me out of this [ __ ] town. bro yeah I can't live like this. that kid is probably his life might be.

different now yeah I mean that moment. he's probably making [ __ ] tick tocks. now yeah yeah he definitely did not go. into his his blue-collar world that his. father wanted him to go to and it all. stems from. yeah that story Bodega weiner kid yeah. that kid was probably up late so I mean. he's asking for it yeah I mean it was a. crazy time for a kid to be awake yeah. people bring kids out late yeah a lot of. foreigners too and let's say middle. easterners especially like in Irvine.

California if you go to the mall yeah. there's like 1200 Toddlers and infants. out there at midnight yeah wow it's. unreal yeah. yeah there's no bedtime and they're all. dressed to the nines too yeah it's like. a lot of like. um crushed velvet wow. a lot of after-party children yeah. something like that I watched a uh. something like oh like it was like. someone at the NCAA I was watching March. Madness so I was like and we were saying.

there's a guy with a baby at the game. yeah yeah and you're just like is there. not you don't have anyone in the family. that's like I'll watch the baby y'all go. to the game. like people just bring you know it's a. very loud it's it's midnight it was it. was the game that starts on 9 40 eastern. time so it's like midnight it's a I mean. looks like a less than year old you know. we're like well we had to bring the baby. you're like yeah but you don't these are. not. just no one else. you know they might have even been.

supporting someone we think yeah like. they were watching someone's baby yeah. yeah no no they were like they had like. their brother or their their nephews in. the game but still you're like you don't. have an aunt that's not going you know. yeah I mean back in the old days you'd. be like don't bring the baby down by the. train or whatever you know that'd be. like the only thing that you know it's. like. times that are so different now I don't. think women left the house like the. first year back in the day though now. it's like women are like I want to be. out you know I want to be working by. Thursday and it's like what the [ __ ] are.

you talking about dude you do see that. where you can see video people like I. had a baby two days ago yeah yeah Lee. and they're just out and she's yeah. they're back at work they have like the. kids like in a little jar like one of. those like uh kindergarten uh potato. growing things and you're like Jesus. it's just a couple of [ __ ] toothpicks. coming out of it keep it do you think. yeah we could eventually get to where. people just go take a a little longer. lunch break and come back for the baby. they just it's that quick they just pop. it out and then well I think we're in.

the last times where you will see people. women actually carrying the child I. think we're so close to the the children. all being in a center and you go there. you get you do the sperm and do the egg. and and then you get that you go back. and you go visit the baby and you see it. but you get it when it's full when it's. ready. it seems like it almost seems if you. look at a woman carrying something like. that in her stomach well I think it's. beautiful and I think it's the way to do.

it I think it's so close to that it's. crazy it could be old-fashioned yeah I. think it would be a mistake because I. think that's the uh one of the most. beautiful things about being a mother. and something that you have that nothing. can take totally is the fact that you're. carrying a child and the the bond that a. child and a mother has is uh is is. something that's it's you can't even. really describe it yeah it's it's. something more it's something bigger. than it's uh you know it's a miracle.

it's a it's all that but it's like that. is true like they you could probably get. to a point where you're not having to. have the baby because I mean you need to. account for like touch and eye contact. yeah but when the baby's born then they. then they do it but I just leave it in. there yeah you can't leave it in there a. couple weeks late they're gonna [ __ ]. find you or whatever they're gonna come. bring it they would find you people are. like Hey your baby's looking around hey. yeah hey uh you don't pay the bill and. they're like hey we got your baby it's.

four and you're gonna and you're like. it's like swimming yeah it's a library. book and then you gotta you're like uh. are you gonna come get it you go yeah uh. I'll get it I'll be down there I'll be. down there I'm coming I'm coming I'm on. my way and you're like God there you go. I have this kid and you just gotta have. a kid and you go down there there's like. a special little procedure in a room. where you get the kid that maybe like. drag a cloth off of it like that like. yeah but it's standing up because it's. so old now and it just like unveils it.

and he's like hello and he goes you. forgot about me he goes I know. I've just been so busy. I've been well I was drunk one night and. I thought let's go have a baby baby yeah. and then you gotta go get it dude that. could eat I just think it's getting to. that point it could I've never thought. about it but I could definitely see it. yeah everything's just getting I mean it. said we're advancing so fast you know. yeah we're getting a point where the. mafia is now a high school kid on Tick. Tock you know it's getting to the point.

too where it's like. people we just watch things and then. since peop I think imagination is kind. of Disappearing yes so all people are. going to start to do is watch what they. see on their phones like you even see. like there's a lot of videos a lot of. times it's like a black eye like beating. up a kid at school or something I feel. like I don't know if you guys get those. a lot but I get a lot of that or it's. like you'll see like a kid like beating. up a kid at school right and then other. kids see that right and so then it's. like you know that other kids are gonna. start to just rip do what they saw in.

the video yeah so now you have kids just. beating up other kids just so they can. make a video and read the comments of. what people say right it's almost like. you're just recreating what we see yeah. so like whatever you see since you don't. have an imagination of your own since. it's. I don't know does it make any sense what. I'm saying yeah imagination is key but I. think the thing is that social media and. all this stuff is killing people's. imagination because it's. um it's. it's sitting there and just being bored.

is okay that's what sparks your. imagination yeah you're forced to use. your imagination because you don't have. any other stimulus but now we have. access to all the stimulus so there's no. need to sit there when you're bored you. think something is wrong when it's not. wrong it's okay you're supposed to be. bored yeah it's to work that muscle like. you're not having to work that muscle. right anymore yeah yeah and it'll. disappear over time right there. Instagram's crypto says the app has lost. the soul. well people are just posting.

video like none of this stuff is that. like says they're showing the the ounce. of your life that's fun like the you. know that's like man you feel depressed. I can feel it with like sort of like. following you know we follow Comics each. other and stuff like that and you're. seeing other Comics do stuff and you're. like I'm not doing nothing dude am I. nowhere in my career all right because. I'm watching this person's like on TV. doing something and then right you uh. once you realize that every you gotta. realize that like no one's doing. anything really even though we think.

we're all doing everything you're it's. either someone's really good at showing. you that they're doing like they're good. at showing you that they're doing. something but it's. because but they're not no one's doing. it we're all just trying to get by and. all trying to yeah like do what we do. and yeah everybody's just trying to get. by bring that back up well that's always. you have to remember that at the root of. all things most people are just trying. to get by yeah you know now their level. or idea of what getting by is and. sometimes it gets kind of greedy or. right you know it can get we all have. those emotions and if this Taps into the.

worst part of human beings I think. because even when you're looking at your. own stuff it's it brings up a sense of. narcissism like how many likes do I get. I want more likes and then you start. scrolling and seeing other people's. stuff and that that triggers jealousy. and like I'm not doing as good and you. and that's why there's like so much. depression from this stuff I think it's. it's a it's this fake connection well. with kids for sure okay for kids for. sure but even for us like we didn't grow. up with this I mean it's bad for us if. it's bad for us to have your brain.

develop on this is crazy I think well. that's a good question it's like and. this article says Instagram's co-founder. isn't happy with the direction the. platform is taking claiming it has lost. the soul of its original purpose. um. knowing in its initial launch on October. 2010 by Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger. the app grew massively and has gone from. a space for friends and families to. share pictures of their day-to-day on a. feed to incorporating Tick-Tock style. reels a stories feature similar to.

Snapchat and the ability to buy and sell. products using Instagram shopping. I mean if you're raising a kid without. this I don't know how you would do it. but uh it's tough with all the peer. pressure and stuff but um if you could. raise a kid without this like to read a. book and like and to have some cool kind. of like mental grit right you're going. to be raising a superhuman yeah because. everybody is going to be on this so it's. like if you can raise a kid without that. and we used to make fun of the Amish. growing up and everything it's like they. actually got it right I think where it's.

like just extreme like work and you see. well you've seen how far they are now in. life and but they're also I mean almost. like the Amish was like running like. they're like I'm I'm joking with y'all. I'm not big for them but it's like it's. but yeah it's like it's funny like I. mean look they're obviously doing it. right you're like I mean they're I don't. know where they're at I mean I just. bought a one of those space heaters from. one of them yeah yeah that's nice they. do sell a lot of those like heaters. online yeah they're unbelievable at. Woodwork and stuff I remember what.

before I moved to New York I was doing. some marble installation you know I was. like a part-time thing and this is a. real beautiful house wealthy and we are. putting uh me and another a guy putting. the marble in and we were watching these. Amish were doing the woodwork and they. were just killing it well that's what I. noticed yes there I noticed in Europe. going to Europe was they just. everything's so old there in the. buildings and it just feels it's awesome. and it's like they're because everything.

started you know so it's all it's been. there for since you go to a building. it's like a foul it's from 1 000 and. it's it's just the their the culture. like feeds into that like you know. you're there's like a tradition that's. held because it's so old that these. families are like you got a grand like. you you have just such great tradition. and uh I don't think we have that.

like it's kind of like traditions not. there's not a lot of tradition here and. I'm not saying it's a bad like I it's. it's just a different kind of thing it's. what you were saying earlier it's like. it's a reflection it's a it's a reminder. of what a young country we are oh we're. like a super young and we react in a lot. of ways like a young country yeah you. know yeah and also I think we became the. leader so quick before in or. hypothetical leader if some people would. say like just because I like the. capitalism and the gross GDP or whatever. like we became a leader so fast that.

we're losing some of that well they're. the tradition of stuff like oh the thing. that we had was family right and the. CORE family and that's the and that's. the thing that you can see that they and. that they still they have so much of it. because it's it's just been they've. lived in the same place for a hundred. years their family's been there forever. and so our is like you're seeing that's. what made us I think. there was this reason we were so good we. had that we had such a big strong family. thing and then immigrants would come.

here and then they would start in their. family and uh when you still see it in. the Immigrant communities I think like. Mexican people I think there's still. like a lot of big tradition and a lot of. Latino families we do have that we had. it but it's like you gotta have family. yeah families would it'll help you keep. tradition yeah I can keep just keep. tradition keeps your yeah it's like uh. in Hispanic or you know it's like uh. Muslim like all these different quote. they they really have the Jewish.

Community they it's all about their. family it's all about yeah like it you. you do stuff because your grandparents. did it you did even properly you know. you go to uh about what Jewish people. they have what do they go through yeah. Temple like they're doing that stuff. where it's like we do it because they. want to do it and all that and it's like. some of that is being lost and it's like. that's in the Immigrant communities it's. great because it's like they're you you. know the come to this country and they. still got that yeah for the American. dream so the first generation always.

suffers because it's like okay now I'm. in a grit I'm gonna grind it out I'm. gonna have four jobs and then you know. as a result they always preach education. to the Next Generation to make sure. you're educated you know you're going to. do better than I did and then the hope. is that they get and they do better but. in that progression like two three. generations some of that tradition does. get lost inevitably so now you're this. educated money maker and you have all. this wealth but you've lost the. tradition the work ethic that has got.

you there yeah you know you're not. you're not passing that down to the Next. Generation the next generation feels. entitled yeah you know what I mean like. uh I'm born with I'm born into all this. wealth you start to take it for granted. versus you're born and gritty and poor. and then you have to like give that. mentality it's like I'm gonna climb out. of this when I don't know if it's. possible to teach that we had a little. Boosie on here and we were talking with. him about it and even like you know. coming up like in an impoverished a. black rapper right I'm coming up like in. an impoverished area Baton Rouge and. like really from the streets type of.

vibe and he was saying he can't instill. that to his children he said there's. just he can't he just said there's. something. you know and I don't know what type of. family right you know template that they. have for him but he was saying man it's. hard to just get that next Generation to. go have the same mindset that you had I. think it's also maybe just the cycle of. how things work it's like you know at a. certain point. somebody gets so wealthy and then the. sun is the the dad isn't there to be a.

part of the son's life the sun's and. goes kind of crazy inherits the wealth. and loses it all somehow and it all goes. back into the pool you know I don't know. if that's true but everything kind of. has a cycle in a way but as a parent I. think that if you're if you have wealth. and you you start raising a child and. you you have to be conscious of the fact. that you're raising this child in wealth. and everybody has this thing where it's. like I wanted to have I don't want to. have the struggles that I had it's like. no no the struggles made you who you are. oh yeah so it's important that even if. you have wealth that you don't make it.

too easy and that they encounter some. resistance because resistance that's. what makes you strong yeah draw a dick. on his back see if he can hide it from. Mom you know yeah we hide my daughter's. breakfast every morning. [ __ ] yeah make her find it sometimes she. doesn't eat happy Easter happy Easter. every morning's Easter. yeah I then give her 400 so you have a. bounce that you don't know you're doing. it right yeah you go yeah she has like. 50 Grand right now it's because I've.

been doing it all more ever since she. was a baby but yeah but that's she'll be. fine right it'd be great she can't find. breakfast she just orders it out on your. phone yeah delivery well wealth on a. shelf yeah yeah I think you have to have. that uh you gotta have enough like an. obsession like or especially if they. have some you can find something to be. like go find an obsession and then go. try to become good in that field or. whatever it is because then you at least. can have the grind of like you got to. start from the bottom somewhere in.

something especially for someone that. would come from that's that has like a. ton of money or something you're like. well go. you know go learn how to become. successful in that field where like the. parent can't help you yeah right it's. like then because then you if you let. the kid just keep quitting and go well. they're not gonna let me do that he goes. all right well the dad can't force into. the top so you're like all right well. then go try this thing over here you. know so you got to be like no no you're. if you love that then go build up and.

there's that thing where it's like well. I don't love it anymore and I don't want. to do what I don't love it's like no you. have to it's you have to create the. ability to overcome adversity that's the. big thing you know you have to eat. overcoming adversity is huge and if you. have too many options if you have the. option to quit everything then you're. not going to be able to you know you. have to weather that initial adversity. and it hurts you know it hurts like to. fail and to and to lose so you know you. have to be able to overcome that yeah. that's interesting man I bet it would be. a lot tougher to be a parent of a in.

some ways I mean that's insane for me to. really say that but I bet in some ways. it's tough It's also tough to be a. parent if you're a wealthy yeah well. that's a real struggle that's a real. struggle because your instinct is to. make things easier and it's it's wrong. there's a God David Krantz he's I think. it's his name Krantz can you look him up. um he is a therapist that just works. with uh. wealth and families and how it because. it's a it's a big problem apparently in. those families I used to teach kids with. behavioral and emotional problems oh.

healthy cdld yeah hell yeah. Behavior disabled learning disabled yeah. yeah behavioral behavioral and learning. crazy yeah baby and I I taught in a city. school I taught in a um a private. um kids get thrown out of Philadelphia. schools which was a residential school. so that was pretty wild because we'd. have to like physically restrain the. kids if they would get out of hand and. then I taught in a city public school. and then a working class district and. then a wealthy and the wealthy one was.

child really challenging because the. parents were lawyers and doctors and all. this stuff and they they didn't have. like the common sense to kind of a lot. of them a lot of them did but some of. them didn't have the comments and one. guy was a psychologist and his kid was. out of control and it's like he refused. just to. um discipline him like with just. standard discipline tactics and the kid. was out of control and he like had other. psychologists on the phone and we had. this I was sitting around an IEP meeting.

which is what you have with these kids. and all these different professionals. counselor I was the teacher you'd have. the assistant principal you had um. therapists and stuff in there and it was. just like the guy was like I'm like. there's a million dollars worth of. salaries in here right now trying to. figure out like what this kid needs is. the most basic discipline and he refused. to you know he thought he could. intellectualize his way out of it oh we. can think our way out of this like it's. like no no just do it discipline him but.

you discipline and be like look I love. you you tell them why you're discipline. him it's like I love you this is why. this is happening yeah because in the. future you know you're going to be. better from it what did the kid have. anything I mean he's diagnosed with ADHD. and all this stuff by but he was just. the kid was just breaking rules and. doing it because he could get away with. it yeah and instead of going hey dude. you can't do that anymore this is what's. going gonna happen instead of just being. very direct with him he's like well is. there some kind of a behavioral plan. that we can get into place like Yay just.

when he does something wrong you gotta. discipline him yeah yeah like honestly. you'd be like if you want to give this. kid a chance you would have been like. you gotta hit him or something like you. know yeah how close were you to say that. no but I because I don't think I I don't. think like uh you gotta say that. sometimes yeah hitting hitting is like. uh if you do things the right way I'd. say 98 of the time I mean you're gonna. get two percent Knuckleheads where you. might have to like have some kind of. physical but if you're raising the kid. correctly from the beginning there's. there's a good chance that you're and. you're just implementing like consistent.

discipline you won't have to do that. damn man can you do you ever think about. being excited about hitting spanking. your kids in the future yeah you don't. have any children I don't have kids you. ever think about it how are you gonna do. it where are you going to do it and it's. gonna be sold so yeah they'll be it'll. be like they'll turn it on me you're. dead yeah 70 when I was born yeah wow. you'll be like yeah you could be my dad. you can have some his old shirts yeah. it's great I don't have any his [ __ ]. piece of [ __ ] other children took them. all we'll get but we could probably find. it you have 20 and we have a little time.

yeah before we get to that point but. yeah that's right so we're eventually. we're fine the shirts do you uh was it. hard to edit the special when you guys. were kind of putting it together was. that did you guys have to pick and. choose some stuff was everything pretty. clear what did it look like yeah he did. a lot of stuff yeah he did everything uh. I did everything I mean everything yeah. so I could think of because I wanted all. I figured you know you know. shoot long and then you could just edit. yeah you know but um yeah I went through. editing for a long time so yeah I did.

was real meticulous about editing it but. does it help with that Nate or what is. that yeah I was I was in on it I mean I. think he did it and then Ben Rosenfeld. and Roosevelt. comedian and he he helped me with it he. helped me with a couple of my albums too. so this he he brought an eye into it and. also just we sat down and just went it's. good to have someone you know when you. have to edit your own stuff it's very. hard like it's like you get tired of. watching it yeah it's good to have like. I would I've always done every special. that I've done I've I've sent it to.

another com Justin Smith I just sent it. to him Brian Bates uh since like the. Tennessee all my Netflix that I would. send to someone else. because you're like I can't you know. someone that knows your act. uh because it's like it's just so hard. to sit there and you you're you're too. in yeah after a while you don't know if. you're being objective yeah and after. watching it so many times like is this. even good yeah anymore I don't even know. what this is so it's like somebody's. like no no you know they they can be.

objective a little bit and you almost. start to hate it sometimes a little bit. too if you just watch it so much you. don't feel like it doesn't have the same. Punch or one day you watch it and your. attitude isn't the best or in a weird. mood right right and I'll attach that to. things quick sometimes yeah it's it's. it's it's very hard to to do it and then. but yeah we went through the whole. process we I mean I did it with I. partnered with 800 pound gorilla too and. so oh yeah they were part of this and so. they they they're they got a great great. team and so then they were sending it. over and uh and just going back and.

forth and he's going through the editing. a lot I mean a lot of that was you're. I'm letting him decide you know like I. would go look at it then but it's like. you know you can feel what he's going to. know more than me and right what uh what. to take out and what you know but we. took out but the way we we started at. different like we did some stuff that. was you know it's it's the like the the. the the beginning of it I wanted to get. right into it so we have a little kind. of an opening thing but it's all about. trying to get into the special quick.

hitting jokes have a joke that's just. boom right when you start it's like. hitting it quick and uh and then it's I. want to say 50 minutes 50 53 53 minutes. so it's under an hour like under an hour. uh nice which I think is yeah a better. way to yeah I think it's a better way to. go now yeah I don't know why people's. attachments have to be an hour and. especially you guys are doing it that. way you could still then also take clips. and put them out and put them together. yeah yeah there's a lot of material that. we can uh pump out cool man yeah right.

and this your first special mic now it's. my first hour first hour yeah on video. two albums before this but I didn't. shoot them yeah uh videos so so it's. brand new I mean all that material even. then is yeah you know stuff that people. will probably want to see as well or. they'll go back to it yeah his album did. really really good yeah yeah yeah like. the album before this yeah yeah the. worst kind of thoughtful did did well. and uh and yeah 800 gorilla too no that. was I did that independent oh it's good.

for you yeah yeah but I'm really proud. of this and uh the process has been. great and uh obviously I appreciate Nate. like. bringing me in and directing and all. this stuff so it's um I'm really proud. of it it's been a long road with this. because we've I've been working on this. not just getting it together to shoot it. but also the editing and all the other. stuff it's been 800 pound has been great. yeah so I appreciate them but I'm really. proud of it yeah well it's a big deal. for me to to put something out that Mike.

allowed me to be a part of it because. Mike's that great of a comic and so and. then it was just such a long process. because then I had my special come out. and then it was like so we had it was. like had to be pushed a little bit. because it was like mine was coming and. we're trying to get because since it's. going on my YouTube just if my you know. my YouTube bumps up after my special. then it's just more better it's better. for him and uh and for these other. specials and so yeah it was a long. process. to do it but yeah it'll be March 24th.

and how what kind of stuff do we kind of. get to know because I remember when I. was sitting there watching I didn't know. Mike a ton I knew from like. um uh big J kind of and just from some. different comedy circles. um but yeah you start to get just like. this sense of who Mike is do you feel. that that's kind of what people will. pull from it yeah I mean we're telling. jokes you don't get to know them you. know yeah well Mike tells jokes but I. mean you see but you also any of you.

you're listening to him now then you see. a special it's like he's very similar in. the fact that like it's not far off it's. uh you know I was Joe Mike's you know. it's very serious yeah it's because. there's no you know you're wasting time. you go uh what are we even doing here. that's the thing Mike says to his. girlfriend everybody goes well what are. we even doing. then like there's a lot of but so Mike's. got a very uh. uh it's all it's his own it's his own. pattern yes it's his own pattern yeah.

and it it's it's it's a guy that really. is uh uh you know came up came up. through the New York system and and you. know like just I mean a lot of jokes a. lot of like just a lot of jokes and uh. well-crafted jokes and uh tried and true. jokes and I'm definitely a product of. the New York System though so it's joke. heavy but I I you know I like the I like. telling jokes I like it to be personal. you know and um also I love sarcasm so I.

I love that so I tell people up front. like now when I'm performing I'm like. look is this a lot of sarcasm you know. get on board with it you'll have a much. better time if you've been on board with. some of the sarcasm and people buy in. and it's great and then it's it's joke. heavy and personal on top of that tell. me like what's the you know it's your. job and your passion that you tell. people now oh. um what I do is I I tell I get up I tell.

a couple jokes like I'm a stand-up. comedian it's my job my passion is. coming to towns like this this to talk. to low-income whites about vaccinations. I love hashing it out with the low. income whites. not always gets such a big pop because. I'll start out with like three like. three jokes I'll laugh and it's like ah. this is good it's like let me tell you. about my passion right the low. [Laughter]. and it's so fun to hear crowds.

they that gets such a pop dude well they. probably realize then what's going on. they realize who Mike is they realize. exactly what they're going to be inside. yeah yeah yeah. exactly like you're like oh this dude's. like it's great like it's acknowledging. the absurdity yeah of it yeah. that's a great way it just seems like. there's some people low income whites. it's not much funnier than that so yeah. but I love I love going I was smiling I. heard it man it [ __ ] made me just.

felt [ __ ] great I'm like I'm a. coastal Elite yeah I've got I'm going to. teach you I'm going to teach you I think. that's great and talking to people about. vaccinations baby that's two that's just. such a funny. you walk in every room you go into like. yeah just talk people about vaccinations. well dude I remember when I did uh take. my special They had they made everybody. like two days before they made everybody. show up with vaccination stuff oh yeah I. remember that because I talked to me you. talk I remember we talked about it. Netflix made you told me that it was a.

[ __ ] night yeah yeah and it was like. I remember you hit me up and you were uh. because you don't know what to do and. you're you get stuck in situations like. that and it's and it's uh. that was like such a weird 38 hours. before yeah I'd already bought all their. tickets and everything I wish I'd have. told me to go [ __ ] themselves kind of. yeah but I mean it's look it's it's it's. uh I didn't know you know well yeah it's. uh. yeah you don't want the real but it's a. tough position to be in because you.

don't want it to rail the whole yeah. your head is in another place the people. are coming well his entire crowd's not. vaccinated it was eight people showed up. yeah the best part was I said Thank you. to everybody who came out thank you. everybody who made fake fake Max cars. and get out tonight and the place went. [ __ ] right that's what then that's. and that's almost like the thing that. you wanted people to you know it's like. it's like that underlining just go you. know what to do like it was you got put. in this position that they shouldn't put. you in and they did it last second and.

it was like what are you gonna go do. you're about to. take this special all this stuff is. being spent for all all this kind of. like Europe really got yourself stuck in. a situation and let me tell you the fact. that you were you almost didn't want to. do it because you I mean you told me. because you literally told me when this. happened and it was the fact that you. were like yo I'll I'll just cancel the. special and it was like look we gotta. you would less logically think through. this and it's like the thing that you.

know happened where people were like if. you're not vaccinated it's like within. who gave a fake vaccine you're like just. we all are having to figure out this. kind of yeah thing and then I wish I'd. have just navigated that time period. better it was a hard time to navigate. the whole time yeah you navigated. everybody yeah I mean just for everybody. the whole you know the whole way it's. like. I never wanted I had to fix stuff. because I never wanted to like I'm not. telling someone to do something like I. uh you know yeah but they would do that.

but theaters would do that with uh yeah. they would throw it on us they would say. the artist wants the people to be. vaccinated and like I I so I had a few. places that I was like no no no don't. say I'm asking people to be vaccinated. like you want people to Be Like You the. city might want to or the venue might. want to but they would word it because. no one wanted to be the bad guy the. venue didn't want to be the bad guy so. they but the venue wanted it but they. would just throw it on the artist so.

they'd be like Theo's saying everybody. needs to be back you're like Theo ain't. telling people to do that you're telling. people but you're wording it like it's. Theo yeah and they would do it like that. I would have I had a couple places that. I was like yo they got a word that like. I'm not saying anything. you're the one that's suggesting like so. if anybody's gonna suggest it it is like. it is what it is like people are still. coming out. you know but it is what it is but put. that on you say it properly don't try to.

throw it because they could just do that. it's like if you want to come to my show. you need to be circumcised male or. female yeah and I think that's a bit. they go we go I show them uh you have to. show me proof that you have no. vaccinations and I'm talking down to flu. shot and I go I need to make sure I'm. the older now the new Italian is you. need to be uh you need to have no vax. blood in you so that's gonna be the new. mafia that's the new model the new mafia. is you gotta be I want if like I want.

you to be nervous about the measles yeah. you better be I'm scared about him uh. mumps is that a was that one mumps is. one mom says I want to be standing on. the edge of your bloodstream with a. paddle just like like I'm working for. the city you know like I want to be like. I get sentenced to work over there yeah. but you're proud to go yeah I want you. to have local people who are sentenced. by the courts to work. you have a two people that are unfaxed. in your your mafia gang and you're like.

what could kill you and you're like. chickenpox common cold flu it will be. wiped out but it's like but there's also. something yeah anything from Oregon. Trail you know yeah the [ __ ] modem. game. um yeah. what else that's it guys I think we did. a lot huh I think we did a lot I think. we've had a nice time my congratulations. man thank you thank you so much for. having me on I appreciate it oh yeah you. bet and Nate thank you uh and uh thank. you buddy yeah I'm excited to see. um what you guys put together man I'm.

excited to see it now. um online and you know after having seen. it in person and. um. yeah and then will you be going on tour. right after you have a plan kind of for. it Mike or no I'm just trying to uh get. the word out as much as possible and. just any you know the way I function is. like any road dates that come I just. take you know if it's you know yeah you. got but you got dates lined up your. website yeah I don't know when this. comes out but I'll be in Madison. Wisconsin and uh at um Comedy on State.

oh yeah I love the Great Club and then. Tampa Side Splitters at the end of the. month oh yeah. this is gonna be like a special this. podcast coming next year. this will be right after your special's. out so it just came out okay yeah so is. it all right if I just plug my social. media for sure it's at Comic mic V on. all social media platforms at Comic Mike. V repetition helps the low income whites. and um. and also uh I have a podcast called Mike.

vecchione investigates it's a fake. investigations show and it's uh also I. talked down to the listeners yeah. condescend them yeah so that's it's fun. it's a new mafia dude yeah so people. want to hear those hands they can go to. your podcast and listen to [ __ ]. gravity is that your whole podcast is. just loud like. my podcast is called take it out and. post. it's Mike vacchio investigates. awesome Mike and Nate thank you guys for.

hanging out buddy you're the best dude. thank you thanks for having me. [Music]. [Music].