Nashville | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #295

maybe some type of skin or something. an animal skin so audio is going. all right we're all good okay. and this can be the first one here from. the central east out here in nashville. from that central east location good to. be here. um on the back end today i got a local. sidekick this fellow riley. riley mao and you're of age right i am. okay beautiful man. all right let's get into the episode.

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time for me to set. that parking brake and let myself. there you go. [Music].

and that's it right there the shine. right there. and you know it because it's the same. one every time. you know it's almost like a ghost you. know it's uh. you it's it's there. you know what a lot of people don't want. to admit about ghosts. you know these days people too busy for. ghosts. you see it a lot you see they're on the. go everyone you know.

people laying there at night and they're. just you know they're just. you know they're busy they're on their. phones they're looking at a app or. something. looking at a damn whatever fox hunter or. whatever that. robin hood the app that's really got all. these. you know millennials out here taking. their own lives and investing in damn. amazon or whatever. tesla's you know uh sound crack or. whatever the damn. whatever that stock is they're on but um.

yeah. people busy too busy for ghosts. and you can feel that if you really. think about it you can feel the ghosts. starting to back up in the ether you can. feel them man. and that's when i get nervous because. when i was young you'd see a ghost you'd. hear it go what is that. that's a damn ghost over there you know. it was easy. something you know it happened outside. it happened inside what is it it's a. ghost. but now people are too busy for ghosts.

and what is the repercussions of that. is what i'm wondering when the dark side. when the. you know when the ghost you know the. ghost. vestibule or whatever wherever ghosts. are. whenever that dam just gets too backed. up because nobody's seeing them. because i'd be pit man if i'm a ghost. and you used to get all you had all this. clout.

and now you're at a you know there's a. children's sleepover and they don't give. a damn. they don't give a damn they're doing the. you know. virtual hula hooping or whatever or. tick-tocking or doing. you know blm the board game you know. they just did. it's just different times but anyway man. shout out ghost i don't even know what. i'm talking about. i'm over here today in um i am. in nashville.

out of the central east this is the. central east. studio it's coming along i'll say that. this thing is coming along man uh. it um and you can see it on the youtube. it's uh you know i got here about five. days ago. got a painter in found an old man to. paint. and he had a little sidekick with him. and that fella was using drugs i think. but uh not on premises and i respect.

that. and nah uh and i guess the right amount. of drugs that's what you want you want. painters you want contractors to be. using. appropriate amounts of drugs. um because you get a guy who's got you. know he's too sped up and next thing you. know he's painted you know. he's got your bathroom he's got a flat. enamel in your bathroom but he's also. [ __ ] you know. he's added a demi-gloss or something to. your damn. uh you know to your toyota tundra.

and he's got half of that sp you know. he's spackled all the doors shut. because he's gassed up on too much dust. but you get a man who's just. even steven on the right amount of drugs. and he'll damn paint a one bedroom. and that's what we had here so getting. in into nashville i'm sitting here if. you're on the youtube. i got a silent assassin here with me. today or semi-silent. and this is a young fella named riley. mao. and um what is riley short for bud.

riley okay man okay. so nothing see back in the old days. you'd have a longer name you know. rilandro you would be you know rolandro. or. you know lowrily or something longer and. riley would be short for something. right nope i'm just riley okay all right. beautiful man and you uh. and you are you're. i don't want to say you are from. originally. california correct but by way of japan.

and hawaii. i guess so yeah okay i guess yeah my. grand my grandparents correct beautiful. man. yeah then beautiful jay has baby i love. hawaii. what island uh i like maui i like oahu. i don't like that i you know i haven't. been to the big one i haven't been to. um what is it the big one. the big island yeah it's just called the. big island oh damn yeah so yeah it.

doesn't have a name dude i'm not going. you know what i'm saying i'm the kind of. guy you name it i'll show up. oh yeah but if it's nameless man i'm not. you know right i'm not. milling around at that but we've we got. riley here off the internet. and uh and just happy to have some. assistance here in nashville man thank. you. great to be here yeah thank you very. much brother um. what's been going on let me think about. this man um. so yeah i got here to nashville i want. to let people know what's going on. a lot of rumor mills oh theo knocked a.

woman up. you know theo's got it you know he's. adopting they're doing foster children. out there. rumors that's rumors. you know rumors are just damn. you know it's not like it's not real. information it's just [ __ ] that. somebody made up. when they were high or something like. that but the real the truth is that i'm. here. and that we're just trying it out we got. the central e studio sprouting. okay we're bringing in do we're doing.

unique stuff we got people of color okay. we got riley mao in here we got. guests that are gonna come on that are. unique we're trying to. you know change the vibe a little and. expound. people say well nashville what about. well because it's very. i'll tell you where nashville is three. hours from. cincinnati four hours from. columbus two hours from huntsville.

alabama. which is kind of almost unfortunate but. um. 27 hours from cape town. if you stop in amsterdam and qatar. so it's definitely it's uh you know. we're trying something out that's it. we're trying something out there's no. other information there's no. wedding bells there's nothing like that.

and if i felt welcome here that's what. i've been asking myself really. a couple new things one um. i tried the mma. so i tried it man and it's basically uh. it's like full contact dmt man this. stuff mma is a real thing. and a lot of you guys know i've been uh. you know i've been trying it out and. having different experiences and. you know just being a fan um.

you know i've been fortunate enough to. meet a lot of mma guys and. and do that kind of deal and uh and so. now i'm like just trying to check it out. i went in there. and i got that first well they made me. fight the women which is fine. you know and i don't like to call them. women but they seem like women i'll say. that. beautiful ladies and. and they whoop me man and they were. straw weight one of them was straw. weight. and uh.

and i guess i'm straw weight and i'm. scarecrow straw i think that's the kind. of straw that's in me. um but i got in there it was over at. nashville mma. i hit up mike chandler and he got me. squared up. squared away over there and uh and it. was fun man it was. you know you get in there and you get in. the outfit. um you get into the ghee and you're just. you know it's very i mean you feel like.

you could beat anybody in antifa or any. of these proud boys you could whip any. of their butts you get in there you just. kind of your arms are your weapons your. legs your feet. and uh yeah i mean i had to fight the. women you know it was definitely. it was there was definitely that moment. um. where it was like okay i'm excited i'm. keyed up i'm in here. and then they're like okay you you know. barbara's gonna. you know barbara's going to put you in a.

leg lock or somebody. you know when i was young if you wanted. to know a woman you had to go. you know you had to look in her window. you had to lurk you to be. now there's more stalkers everybody's a. stalker if you go meet somebody in. person you drive past their house or you. park in their you know in their driveway. and have a smoothie or whatever. you're a criminal when i was young that. was. flirting kind of you'd drive over there. and sit outside say hey you know. yeah they were startled but it was it.

was a little more that primal kind of. like um. have you ever seen that animal on the. nature channel that makes its feathers. real big so the other birds will come by. it was like that it was like that. so um what else happened to me. uh oh well i've already run into some. issues here locally i will say this at. the parks here. i took a little bit of bread out there. you know i took some biscuit out there. to the lake. to feed to some ducks and you know me.

man if i'm in a new area i like to get. acclimated with the animals bro. i'll pet an animal you know i'll pick a. snail up and walk three or four feet. and set him down you know save him. [ __ ] five days of travel. that's who i am you know i'll pet a dog. i'll whistle at a falcon i'll [ __ ]. you know i go out and feed a duck i see. a duck i feed a duck and i give a duck. bread right. but i give him biscuit i had breakfast.

they had a half a biscuit left you know. i'm watching my figure since i'm doing. mma now. i'm straw weight i'm currently female. straw weight. and uh. and so next thing you know i'm feeding. biscuit man and these ducks are fired up. uh these ducks are really keyed up you. could see ducks in the distance looking. you could see ducks that haven't even. been born yet you could see a duck peek. out of the egg. you know just hearing that there's a. kind of a new boss man in town. you know a new [ __ ] yeast santa you.

know i'm out there delivering goods. so i'm feeding i've got you know i got. half of a nice biscuit and this is an. expensive biscuit it's probably a two. and a half dollar biscuit. so we're looking at a dollar 25 worth of. biscuit bread i'm out there feeding. these bastards over there perennial lake. or whatever it's called perennium lake. by the jester uh by the vestibule or. something. so anyway i'm feeding them next thing. you know i started getting i put. on my instagram story i start getting. dms people angry you can't give them. bread.

you can't give them bread you know. they'll die. you know they'll oh this is what they. they said oh. if you give them bread they get too. jacked up on energy. and they will rape each other. look man i'm not doing all of that. i took a half a biscuit and went out. there to treat these animals. to get acclimated to the area. if somebody else if they're doing all it.

you know i'm not doing part of. sexual abuse for animals i'm not doing. any of this. if they don't want bread they just. shouldn't come eat it that's not on me. people attacking me you're going to hell. bread boy. and then sending me two uh caskets and a. picture of a duck. emojis man. that's mother nature man if there's a. glitch in her pattern then. she will work it out and these ducks.

look like they wanted the bread that's. the thing. you know it's like oh they can't digest. it they will rape each other. well look man i'm not i didn't come to. town to be part of that. you know i'm not doing those sex. trafficking i'm not doing that kind of. stuff i'm not doing you know. i came here i just you know i'm trying. to get acclimated to the area. you know when i was a child ducks would. eat bread have you ever given bread to a. duck riley. i have and did you i mean what are you. or.

you know it's it's a lot of the. youngsters getting at me a lot of. millennials coming at me. you know do you know any of this. information i don't. um when i was back in california where. i'm originally from. um i live around what's called east lake. village. and there's always a whole bunch of. ducks in the lake all the time. um i would always as a kid go out there. and feed the ducks. that's what i would do in my childhood. um it was just a big. thing that everyone in the community did.

it's a piece of culture i feel like. right i feel like it's a. piece of youth culture it is and do you. and i feel like that that. stretches over all cultures too i feel. like if you are black. white uh malaysian whatever. right feeding a bread to a duck is. normal. right i've seen literally anybody i. could imagine. doing it right exactly amen. so anyway right out of the gate they're. jumping on me. they're you know you're bad what are you.

doing. take your bread back to california and. then they would call me the f word [ __ ]. you know just like like come on man. you know it's just it's like you can't. do anything. these days without somebody jumping down. your throat. and opening up a damn kitchenette you. know full of mostly knives. it's just that kind of place man uh that. kind of vibe. not the place here in nashville i'm just. saying that kind of vibe in the world. sometimes.

um what else happened. uh oh i got to announce this i. am going to be doing some live shows. you know i'm a performer uh. riley mao i do performing i do stand up. i do. i'm an artist i guess you would say not. i wouldn't say artist. but you know i do comedy and so i'm. going to be doing live shows so i'm just. letting them know that. thank you i'm going to be performing in.

dubuque and des moines that's going to. be september 25th and 26th i believe. and those uh that's all going to go on. sale on. wednesday of this week or tuesday. probably wednesday i think and uh you. can see it on the ig. uh you can see it online on socials um. and those are gonna be outdoor shows. there's gonna be different outdoor shows. and uh. and we're gonna just see how that goes.

i'm experimenting i'm going to. experience it. i'm just going to lean into it. what else i hope everybody had a. wonderful labor day. you know i hope um. you know it's a weird year for labor day. because a lot of people haven't had work. but a lot of people are getting back to. work that's one thing i'm noticing. people are getting back to work.

you know a few weeks ago i felt like. with the virus it was like people were. pretending like. we all started to kind of pretend and. now i feel like people are just like you. know what i'm. i'm gonna work and for the most part. people seem to be doing okay. um except for. this freaking lady this fl. who works out at big lots i'll say this. now we support a lot of small businesses.

big businesses. you know from time to time we'll even. sell you some [ __ ] on here. against our own knowledge you know i've. read ads for something and the next. thing you know i get it and i'm like. damn. you know like a hammock with a hot tub. in it just. you know sometimes people are just. selling a real piece of [ __ ]. excuse my language man excuse my. language also raleigh. not a problem okay do you where you're. from do you guys use a lot of profanity. or what is it like over there.

so i am a christian um and. an eagle scout um i don't do swearing at. all. okay um that's just not me but i mean. hey i don't i don't judge. okay well you can judge me i'm gonna let. you know that. awesome you can judge me up until the. point that i'm willing to accept it. and then i'm gonna try to use less of it. around you then. all right i might write some of the. words down and show you some of the ones. in advance that i'm going to use from. now on just. i just don't want there to be not fair.

communication sure. okay cool man thank you well i will tell. you this though. if you want to go to big lots it is a. real. h-e-l-l of a store. okay if you want to go to big lots. mercantile. you roll in there they don't even know. what they're selling anymore. you know they had a 180 ounce coffee pot. in the front. what and and uh it came with uh.

the the maker the coffee maker looked. like a damn washing machine. you know just like who how we got you. would need half a family to even tip the. thing over and pour a cup. or a bucket you know i guess it's for. you know that. kind of that group think mentality or. whatever but. but anyway i'm in there i'm looking for. stuff. you know oh excuse me a little bit of. my chest is acting up i have i'm having.

a diet coke. it's just a mini it's 7.5 ounces but. um so anyway i'm at the big lots and i'm. trying to get a few things and i don't. want to be there. i wish i'd have walked into a target. but i'd been driving and i was wearing. shoes with no socks. and my feet were real sweaty and i was. angry. i started to get angry i hadn't eaten. breakfast. and it was about 1 30.

and and i just couldn't handle myself. anymore. and i was just angry and the car i got a. rental car it keeps. gearing into s and i don't know what. that is. you know i've seen the regulars in you. know n d. p r and this one every time you try to. go to d it ends up in s and i just don't. know what's going on and just. i was just furious man so i parked in a. dang you know when i get angry where i'm.

from if men get upset. they would drive over to a wind dixie. which was a chain grocer and they would. park in the lot. sometimes you see them crying over there. or. you know looking at pornography. pleasuring themselves all kind of stuff. but it was kind of like a. it was just like a place where men would. escape they'd park their truck behind. the winn-dixie in the parking lot. and then they would just you know almost.

release. whatever they had to do whether it was. sexual or emotional. you'd see somebody crying so hard they'd. open the truck of their door. to let the tears all out you know like. they were vomiting. and um and. now uh so anyway so that flares up in me. sometimes so that's what happened. you know i pulled over there i haven't. eaten. and i've been i was trying to eat. healthy that was my goal for the day and.

all i can think about is a damn wendy's. you know junior whatever it is whatever. killed dave thomas his favorite one that. one. the good one so i'm thinking about that. and i don't have socks on in my shoes. and i don't care in the beginning of the. day if i wear socks without shoes i. think it's kind of stylish. but halfway through the day your feet. get sweaty. and then i can feel myself ruining my. shoes. and these were nice shoes they were a. gift from someone. so i'm just losing it and i'll just say.

look man i just i got to get a few. things. i'm going to go into a place called big. lots. so i go in i got me a few items i get to. the register. um oh no first when i went in the lady. immediately pulls me over to sign up for. a five dollar gift card right. now i'm going to be do i look successful. to you or not riley at all and you can. be totally honest. you look very successful really.

just the way that you present your. presentation wow present your. presentation the way you. just act on camera the way that you show. what you do okay okay good. thank you thank you thank you good here. the millennial perspective. uh and what i'm saying is this man that. i i'm happy to be a part of everything i. want to be a part of society i want to.

be. a regular man i do not need to spend. 12 minutes getting a 5 off coupon. okay this lady couldn't figure out the. machine and i wanted to leave i wanted. to go i wanted to get the few things i. was already angry. i wanted that mc you know that bacon. doubler or whatever i just. i had sweat in my shoes i was sad. i was just disappointed i just wanted to. be behind the damn wind dixie.

and i'd been i honestly masturbated a. couple nights in a row i don't like to. this is something i probably shouldn't. tell you since we don't even know each. other and who knows if we're even going. to work together. uh riley mao but i do not prefer to. masturbate. it doesn't make me feel good so i do it. sometimes. as a i don't want to do it. so just letting you know that so you. know what i'm referencing when i say. that but. anyway so i didn't want to do it and. anyway so next you know i'm at big lots. i get the dang thing it's.

five minutes but the whole time she's. having me fill out this form and stuff. and get the gift card. and i don't want to be at big lots i. don't want to be at big lots dude i. parked there. because i was not feeling good and i. went inside. at a certain point you you just. you know i figured you know they have. maybe a protein bar i need to see about. getting a desk for the studio you know. maybe it'll have some things. but i get in the first thing you see. they got a hundred and eight you know 85.

ounce damn coffee pot. and there's a kid shooting a basketball. into them i was like what in this. store makes no sense you know they got. the world's largest pillow or something. it's like eight feet by eight feet. where are you gonna use it there's no. place for that. so anyway there's just a lot of stuff in. there that you don't need. and that's why they're going out of. business well anyway the lady. the lady keeps asking me if i'm wearing.

cologne i'm not wearing any cologne. right and she won't take no for an. answer. not being real real cool anyway. i walk around there and. uh and it's just nothing makes any sense. they all have like a um. a thing of cheetos like a literally like. a burlap bag full of. cheetos and then right next to it. they'll have like an aquarium. and then they'll have uh one of those.

fountains like a fake stone. fountain where the little guy is. urinating into the bird bath you know. what i'm talking about riley. you ever seen those or not i've seen. them everywhere. you have i have okay and when you see. that what do you feel like what is that. what is that is that cool is that lame. what is it. i mean i i just don't really. i don't really have an opinion i just i. see it and i just. disregarded i i mean i couldn't care.

less. honestly okay and there you go that's. the young perspective. they don't care and it's fine. i'm not judging you or anything i'm just. when i was young when they when they. came out with the bird bath. baby that would urinate the little. sheriff or whatever the little. angel boy and he's urinating into the. birdbath. oh dude it was like. that was our 4k.

you know that was. that was our. vietnam that was it was so exciting no. one had ever seen it. a bird bath had just been a place where. birds would come to bathe and kind of go. on about their business. and now suddenly it was this you know. there was a stone. baby and he's urinating it was just more. exciting. so anyway um but anyway this is all.

besides the point. so i here's what happened is i get some. stuff that i do not want. and i'm buying out of sheer anger i'm. wandering around the store. i'm just i'm not well every other aisle. has sandals in it it's just like what is. going on here. what is going on here it's basically. like a trap house. for it's almost like a halfway house for. [ __ ] that should be.

at target it's like oh here's a lawn. chair that got. that was doing heroin you know here's a. uh oh here's a swing set that they. caught with a couple grams of coat. you know it's just everything there kind. of. it's like it's all part of a big foster. family or something and nobody's paying. the rent that's what big lots is if you. haven't been to big lots. so anyway i'm leaving i'm at the end of. my rope. and at the end of my journey in there. and i did i will be honest i ate two.

protein bars in there that i. i paid for one of them i'll be honest. with you. i don't want to lie to you riley i paid. for one of them. you know and in your culture do people. lie a lot is there a lot of dishonor in. lying. um yeah yeah there's a lot of lying. i mean a lot of it could be i mean. there's plenty of examples um. lying could until um.

what was i going to say keeping. surprises uh. i'm not saying that's one of them. another one could be. i mean just just flat out lying because. they don't want to maybe hurt someone. um it honestly depends but yeah lying is. a big thing it it just honestly depends. on. what the lying is about okay and in your. grandparents culture they. do they do you notice anything different. between your grandparents culture and. your parents culture as of. opposed to lying i'm just trying to get. to the root i know. your family has deeper roots in the.

universe probably than mine. so i'm just trying to establish uh. do they care more about lying do you. feel like. yes okay yeah i feel so i feel that. there you go thank you. so what i'm saying is this i'm at big. lots i'm leaving and the lady. i get up to the register and i'll say. this the lady was not nice. i tried to be cool i said hello how are. you doing. no response zero response.

and i'm already not doing well okay. i'm already not doing well. okay i have 200 feet. of telephone cable. in my buggy i have [ __ ] i do not need in. there. okay i got a 60 pack of baby ruth. minis i don't want any of this. i want to get out of the store and i.

already feel compromised i've got the. five dollar coupon i've already spent. the time getting it. i feel like i at least need to use it. i did get two throw pillows that aren't. that bad. anyway the lady not being nice. very rubenesque woman okay. and and i'm not striking low here i'm. just saying. she wasn't cool and her name tag. said largeish on it.

now if you're going to have a child we. all probably have. you know i don't have children you have. children. okay well you're gonna have them. probably. or you could probably still be adopted. if you wanted to be but what i'm telling. you man is that if you have a. child and you don't name it something. that. i get you don't have a child that could. be big.

and name it largeish okay and the lady's. giving me. a a hard time and i don't know if it was. if it was indian or native american um. but largesh was not happy she put all of. my stuff i bought into. one bag okay. okay riley yes. yes like i'm santa claus or something. right like everything into. one sack and she can tell if she would. have looked in my eyes. she would know i'm not doing i wasn't.

doing very well. um so anyway man it just was a rough. welcome it was a rough welcome here. know it was a really really rough. welcome between. um between largesh being a real peace. just not just not cool. you know. and and i even when i left i i i didn't.

look at her name tag. immediately and then i was like oh well. i just tried to be nice you try to. one-up them at the end and still be nice. you know. and i said oh thank you very much and. then i looked at the tag. and i could barely get the largesh. it just because it almost seemed like i. was making fun of her because she was a. larger woman you know. like if you have a daughter and you're. say if you're if you are rubenesque. you're talk. you know uh.

i'm just saying if you and your wife or. spouse have. some physical attributes if both y'all. are bigger people. you're not gonna name your son fat. randall. you know you just it just it's not gonna. behoove him. you know you're not gonna name your boy. a little uh. big rounder you know. or marble daddy or gravity junkie you. know you're not going to name your kid. things.

so anyway but largeish was a real [ __ ]. and i'm sorry to say that i know you're. in here. and uh and i shouldn't have said it. again. i know you do though and i don't want to. i just don't want things to get. out of control so anyway. um but yeah i'm here in nashville man. i'm excited i. did uh oh i'll tell you what happened. today's episode is brought to you by. hawthorne now a lot of people smell bad.

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about man and so you don't see a lot of. that. you know you youngsters don't know what. it's like man when i was growing up. blood you. you know now there's tons of blood. now you drive down the highway you see. you know you'll see blood on the damn. side of the road. but when i was young blood was a real. commodity. you know when i was growing up blood was. a there just wasn't as much blood man. you'd see you you'd have a friend that. have eight eight pints in them. you know and the requirement is nine.

you'd have a friend you'd shake his hand. and it would feel. like almost like a beanbag chair because. he'd be a little. light on blood you know but now. everybody's got blood and there's just. i'm just saying you guys are spoiled man. your kids are real spoiled all right man. let's get into a little bit more what. happened dude and i want to say. uh i don't usually get angry but man. largeish.

you gotta g up boo because that attitude. ain't gonna help you you know and then. pack in my bag like i'm. santa bruh dude i had to walk out of big. lots with two hands. two two two hands on the thing of my bag. walking out of there what are you are. you paying attention riley. i am indeed okay just seem like you're. not but that's all right. oh no i definitely am okay thank you. brother i do not believe you but i do. appreciate that.

all right let's get into a call right. here now riley what we do on this show. is calls come in sometimes. you know and a lot of people are like. why is riley in here why is he in the. room. it's usually a solo episode and i don't. know the answer. you know i just i don't know the answer. you know i was nervous i'm in a new. place we're trying something new. uh by just being in a new place nick. isn't here.

nick came here for a few days he seemed. a little stoned when he showed up. best judgment is that judgment riley i. don't think it is. thanks but nick will think it is though. i do know that. so let's get to your calls i want to say. thank you always the hotline is. 985-664-9503. oh i saw leon bridges last night. you familiar with him yeah i saw him.

i saw him playing music man and that's. really a beauty right there of nashville. that's the beauty of nashville man you. are somewhere and a piece of magic shows. up. and i mean if you have not seen leon. bridges. then i just don't even know what's wrong. with you. you might have eight pints of blood in. your body. the man is just me i mean he just.

oh i felt like i went to church i felt. like i got married i felt like i got. buried i felt like. i learned to cook i felt like i had just. bought you know. five fresh scratchers all at once. i mean it's just like it's almost like. you opened up the your ears. and he's just over there just scooping. sugar into him. you know and he got that sound axe baby. he got that he got that freaking loud.

hammer baby that guitar. and he's just serving bro he's just. agave you. up and you just leave out of there. filled with sweet ma. and he showed up and played the hits and. i'm talking about leon. bridges. so if anything gonna get you over. troubled water. you know what it is baby leon bridges. mine. as always the hotline is 985-664-9503.

let's take a listen right here. hey phil this is uh alex. from uh kansas. and thank you for calling alex and i. appreciate it over there in kansas. and if you say kansas backwards this. spells uh. um saznack. let's hear more brother onward.

wife and i have had like a lot of. animals we love. i my wife and i have had like a lot of. animals we live kind of on like a small. farm and i have an eight-year-old. daughter. and uh which sounds like a lot of. animals die. um because they'll have like unorthodox. stuff. like um chickens and like. lizards and fish and like all like. outdoor cats and. some like chinchillas and just weird.

some weird stuff. and i always think like it'll be a great. experience for my daughter to. like rape yeah i'm gonna i'm just gonna. cut the call because it sounded you're. calling from a dang uh. one of those rock tumblers you know it. sounds like you're calling from the. inside of somebody's um. gastrointestine you know and they've. been eating a [ __ ] you know they had. a half a handful of rough cinnamon. you can't i don't know what you're. calling i mean you can't are you calling. from the middle of a. tectonic plate shift brother you got to.

get your audio up daddy. and i'm sorry i know i'm sounding rude. but. you know largeish wasn't real nice to me. and it carries on so i'm sorry i'm kind. of i am kind of being rude but look i'm. people have called about this a lot you. know and you don't know this about me. riley i grew up i. used to raise hamsters when i was. growing up and i've been involved in a. lot of. small ground game my whole life okay.

have you ever had any small animals. i have i had a dog when i was little. okay that's great man so what i'm. telling you is this brother is that. people call in and this man saying hey. how do we teach the kids when the. animals die how do we teach them a. lesson. how do we use it positively and this. fella's on a farm and yes when you're on. a farm you get different animals show up. you know you go out there one time. there's a little toucan out there. and he's putting up he's putting a.

little uh you know a little uh. you know a little dip in his beak or. whatever. you know you go out in the morning. there'll be a herd of ants out there. you know pushing half of a damn jolly. rancher down the driveway. you know farms just animals know where. they are so. if they're in the nature they'll they'll. stop in. a group of sparrows will stop by and. attack a yard man. you know r.i.p big johnny over there too. in natchez mississippi and i used to.

work with him. and he got ganged up on by a whole. swaggle at him sparrows but. a farm is based like the hampton inn of. mother nature's hampton inn. when animals see a farm they say oh yeah. let's stop here for the night. even if they're just passing through the. area but the way i've found to help. children learn about death you get a. little animal. and you name it the same name as uh the. grandparents. that's what they did in our family you. know. pop pop and clara.

so then when they die you practice you. know. you get them that three-month roborovsky. hamster. you know and most of that market is. going to russia now but at the time. when i was growing up these were. beautiful animals they were well kept. you know they had full amount of blood. in them now you get a you know. you get one that's got 60 of blood it's. got a lot of. you know it's probably 40 saline. solution that's been dyed red you just.

they're not the same a lot of that. market's gone to russia a lot of hamster. small ground game market um anyway i'm. rambling what i'm saying is you get the. animals you name them the grandparents. names. and when they pass away you practice. with the children. oh let's bury pop pop let's bury clara. let's bury uh zab let's bury laddie. let's bury jean let's bury uh. momma and then they get the hang of it.

so then when you. when the actual grandparents die. it's you know now things can get a. little weird because. like hey let's flush grandpa down the. toilet and that's kind of. you know that's where you got to plan. ahead and what do they do in your. culture riley what have they done with. the animals. honestly it it depends uh fish would be. either down the toilet or in the ocean. um because you know i'm in california so. we have the whole pacific ocean next to.

us um. for dogs i mean for my dog at least we. um i have a friend or my my friend's mom. she owned a bio urn uh company. so we had our dog turned into a tree. um so honestly it that's what they're. doing now you hear them. that's what the youngsters are doing. they're having their the dog turned into. a tree. unbelievable man and does it feel. positive to you what does that feel like.

you think it does it does feel positive. until like you know there might be like. a tornado or something well i mean. obviously in california there's no. tornadoes but like if there's a tornado. here. like how there was and like if the plant. was here. well i would i would like run with the. plant. he would take the plant and leave with. it oh yeah yeah okay wow. but now you're on the hook now you got. this tree you got to care about. right now if it gets ants the tree gets. worms the tree gets you know.

you know now at the middle of the night. somebody comes out there you're throwing. a frisbee against the tree. you know it's like it's not gonna. it just things are supposed to have a a. life path. right and now we're just continuing it. on. but that's california hey we'll put a. dead dog in a tree you know. that's if you know that's that next. they just keep you on the hook now. you're but you know now every month. for an extra 30 dollars they'll dump a.

freaking you know. they'll open a can of cat food or. something put a set it on the branch or. something. so it just never ends uh. it just never ends man but. that's how you learn about death. and you mentioned they had a storm here. they had a tornado that came here. correct okay and people. and what how how how rough was it. it it did a lot of damage for sure it.

did i think. i want to say a billion two billion. dollars worth of damage. dang really yeah it was a lot it tore. right through middle tennessee. it went from um from the middle of. nashville. all the way over to hermitage oh wow i. didn't know it was that bad. oh i know a soup plant i know it it. definitely took down today's soup. plantation over there in hendersonville. yeah and that broke a lot of hearts but. one thing that gets me is mother nature.

is going to do what she's going to do. and it's how we react to it. you know and everybody also wants to. play a victim a lot of times with mother. nature. oh mother no oh it's so. hot well you live in the s you live on. earth. you know there's sun in the air you. can't be shocked. that it there's warmth that there's warm. coming out of it. you know you can't be shocked if you if.

you live on a glacier. that your feet get cold you got. you got you know and everybody wants to. be oh. you know the tornado and you know we. were about 60 miles from it and the. power went out. we lost power some lady kept telling me. that ain't look get a candle boo. you didn't look losing pow losing power. is not your arms don't work. that's losing power you know when you.

can't hug anybody you just gotta rub. your neck against them to let them know. you care. that's losing power. okay or your legs don't work. and you gotta elbow crawl to the door to. get a damn amazon box you know. that's losing power you know electricity. you light a candle. and you can change all that up but that.

is how you. you name the pets after the grandparents. that's how it works. or you know what name the pets largeish. bro. because she's got something coming i'll. tell you that. um let's go to uh. let's go to another call right here here. we go. hey theo it's your boy future army. helicopter pilot mikey. what's up mikey and thank you for.

calling and good luck out there in that. military bro. it's my first year away from home and. i'm spending all this [ __ ] dorm. money on. ugh and why did he have to curse you. think right there. riley now who knows it's just how how he. talks. yeah okay. you're right you're right onward on a. virtual education for my rotc. okay you take an rotc virtually okay. onward goddess doing sweat activities on.

the zoom call son. anyways they got these college girl. hitters in the zoom call and i want some. advice on catching their attention. with these opposite sex hitters black to. the online calls. sometimes i make them laugh by mirroring. what they do on the call. and that's really all i've done so far. um any advice on. catching the attention of these these. fine ladies. um gang gang don't do coke onward. gang brother do you do cocaine rally i.

don't. all right so what this man is asking. about is being on zoom and. flirting with women and i guess there's. there's something to be said for having. some zoom game. you know i think one thing you can do i. love the idea of mirroring what the lady. is doing. that's like a cute way of flirting kinda. you know she drinks out of something you. drink out of something. you know she puts on a you know what do. a lipstick you do a lipstick. you know she you know pets an animal or.

something you pet an animal. i really like that i also think you need. to you. want to have stuff in the atmosphere. that shows a woman how you feel you want. to set something nice out there. get your little plant get your little. bonsai out there. little cactus man you know set a nice. some shoes or something in the back. something nice. you know you want to have you you just. want to have a. you want to have nice things you know if.

you're eating something make sure it's. something classy. you know get a plant and even you could. do gardening while you're on the call. do a start doing a little garden. you know and do something sexual throw a. little you know plant a couple viagra. plant a couple blue chews throw out the. vibe say hey. you know i'm ready to grow a little root. for you mommy. you know you gotta you gotta you know.

you gotta plan ahead a little bit. you know leave things out that are good. leave things out that she'll see on the. zoom. things that you know some fresh bread a. little freaking. some remotes you know different remote. controllers let her know you got a. little bit of money. you know do that kind of thing it's. gentleman it up. hang a tuxedo in the distance you know. put on some james bond or something in.

the background. you know get a picture of download a. picture of rich parents google rich. parents. on the internet print it out hang it up. plan ahead so that's easy brother. and you're welcome for that all right i. do want to let you know that today's. episode is brought to you by. ray khan and uh. and look everybody listens to thing you.

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you know and get something for yourself. or get something for someone else you. can do it. i know you can what else is going on oh. in the news i saw this. um that uh. they had a gender reveal party and they. lit up the dang. forest in california. a couple people trying to beat open up. you know. a f uh you know somebody trying to beat. open a flaming armoire.

with a golf club just so they can let. you know who their son what the. gender of their son is and california. said we ain't having any of it. and now there's a forest fire over seven. thousand acres. of male and female forest. have been burnt to the ground. that's that look man they don't you. gotta. california's not they don't nobody has a.

gender there's no more gender there. they ain't doing gender. they ain't doing gender you try to. reveal anything's gender. fire that's the new rule there. oh you want to see this you want to see. it you know see if the baby gots a titty. or something they shooting open a damn. water balloon with a cannon do the baby. gots a titty or wiener or whatever. bam fire.

the gender reveals they can't handle it. you know when i was young riley mal when. i was young you would look. you know you got to be five or six years. old you'd sneak off and look in your. pants and see what you were. i remember not i didn't know what i was. you know i remember one time. i'm over at my friend's house he's a. little bit kind of he was kind of fat a. little kind of chubby guy. and he was taking a break he was always. doing that you know we'd play any game. we'd be. 10 seconds into the game and he would.

turn red enough to take a break. so i snuck off behind his house over. about a kind of about a firewood. looked in my pants and i was a man. there wasn't no party there wasn't no. cake after there wasn't no petty. fours you know no balloons no bs. but there wasn't any fire you know you. youngsters you want everybody you know. you know you got a wiener you want. everybody to have a damn.

you know slice of homemade pie or. something. so just different man. it's just different what else have i. been seeing a lot of um. dude you know what i was thinking a lot. of these blm rallies it's all. white people that's how lame they've. gotten. black people aren't even showing up to. them anymore. could you imagine if a black guy showed.

up to a blm rally he would be like this. has gotten bad. this has gotten i i i just can't even. imagine. i'll say this um there's people fighting. in the parks and stuff and you keep. seeing it. this is what is it's our renaissance. fair. you know it the world has gotten a. little more violent. they got the ufc now you can watch.

people. beat each other into unconsciousness. in three minute increments on the. weekend. brought to you by toyo tires. they're selling you tires while somebody. is losing. their ability to recognize their family. members. that's that's why a lot of protesting i. think you get these antifa you get these. proud boys you know you get these wild. cats out there. that's the new renaissance fair get a.

turkey leg. go to the park. and watch them larp it out. that's all it is. that's all it is let's take a couple. more calls that came in. um here we go what's up theo it's your. boy jim from jacksonville. what's up jim and jim can be short for a. lot of different names bro. jimothy um.

[Music]. let's hear more i was wondering if you. had any thoughts on this walk. seems like whops are hiding streets. right now. i wonder if you had any thoughts or. comments on it that [ __ ]. worship and praise my brother praise the. lord amen baby ptl brother i feel you. and a lot of people are talking you know. they have a lot of uh. risque music out there you know and they. got the new song. [ __ ] and it sounds for it stands for wet.

private parts basically female. crotch for me i don't i don't listen to. it. i just don't you know i just don't. i think it's more of a girl's song. you know i just don't listen to it man. i don't listen when i was young wap was. also a racial slur i think even. you know and so i'm not if i go around. yelling [ __ ]. you know i just don't want to get. involved in any you know i don't want my.

grandfather to get. excited and run and grab a weapon you. know that kind of [ __ ]. so i don't listen to it brother jim from. jacksonville i appreciate you calling i. don't. you know i just don't need to be. thinking about it. because i have enough visions in my head. of female. body crotch titty shoulder area. you know neck back leg nice leg.

you know and i'm trying to keep i just. and it's okay to have them i just don't. want to be. you know touching myself so that's why. i'm trying not to. i don't need to be driving around as an. adult man. listening to um. [Music]. someone yelling about their crotch being. wet. i don't i don't.

need that okay great man onward let's. take one more call here that we got uh. that we got here let's let's hear it. yo what's up theo this is nick from uh. just outside of baltimore and maryland. the safe side. but uh this past weekend my girlfriend. and i we took a trip. to lancaster or lancaster pennsylvania. you know out there in amish country and. we saw. this girl yeah yeah lancaster.

on like this scooter slash bike that. didn't have wheels. and she was moving faster than a horse. literally faster than a horse i thought. man what what are we missing out on what. if the amish. were in the olympics think about that. i was like man i know you're always. thinking about the next. uh movie that you and your podcast. buddies could do. you talked about wrestling or something. like that but i want you guys to do the.

amish. olympics anyhow man the amish olympics. huh and this riley this is a fella. calling this guy's. obviously under the influence of drugs. marijuana. you know this guy's driving through. pennsylvania. he's his girlfriend and they are. watching a child and a horse. they're watching a child on a scooter. pass a horse. you know the amish were the original. aliens you know before they went to. aliens oh. space there's people in space you know.

being crazy. doing this kind of stuff and. you know lasers all of that. they had the amish that was the original. alien. like hey let's go watch a guy hang. laundry. are like no let's go watch a guy make. his own milk or milk his wife. like no you're kid.

and then you go and you'd see it or you. just. you know you'd be in the woods to be a. couple of men. and that's a police i guess i don't know. if you see the studio here it's i mean. we have a limited it is. learn as we go it's been a learning. experience man it's been a little bit of. a trying time. but what i'm telling this guy amish. olympics let's do it.

i'm ready to see every i'm ready to see. everybody in it. and i want to know where the black amish. are. wear the black amish you want to get out. there you want to do something different. find these people. find these people and report them. all right man let's take one more call. this has been a wild episode it's been.

you know we're do we're getting through. this that's what this is called i think. getting through this i want to say. um i want to thank everybody for their. patience. as we you know this episode we got it. out a little bit late this week. but we you know we had to make sure that. we're figuring things out. there's not a you know we're missing you. get over to different areas of the. country they don't have the same people. you don't have the same you know you. can't just you know kidnap somebody and.

next thing you know they know how to. help produce a. a podcast or edit video. you know it's just not the same. it's not the same types of people. so it takes them so you got to look. through the woods a little. you got to find your black amish you. know. you got to find that rare person that. alien that. unique that largeish.

um and let's take one more call that. came he. came in here here we go yo. theo this is jesse man you just gave me. a call this afternoon. and uh you know um. what's up jesse yeah i remember man this. is last week but i do remember bro. uh i hope you're doing well man and yeah. thanks for uh for chatting with me. onward. i've been thinking about it well i just. got out of work and i've been thinking.

about it and like. you know i feel bad cause like you know. i was i felt like i was just you know. maybe i'm just overthinking but. i feel like i was discrediting your. feelings because i was like. in the you know star struck kind of. moment. of of you know you giving me a call or. whatever and like you know you were. expressing to me some. some things you were going through and. like you know looking back on it i was. kind of like dismissive of it i think. and you know. maybe i'm just overthinking that's what.

i do but um. i just wanted to express that to you and. uh. how grateful i am that you actually did. reach out man because it did help me. today i was going through a lot today. and i've been going through a lot lately. and i you know i try to put on a mask of. everything's great and golden but you. know there's just nice life's going on. and stuff you know so. we can get through anything together you. know what i mean we do together with you. i can't do alone you know. so you know my my celebrations coming up. here september 26 on the zoom platform.

and um i'm pretty excited for that dude. thanks again for calling man keep up the. good work and you know. keep that gratitude man i'm grateful for. you every day dude love you gang. thanks man that's a nice message man. that's a really nice message uh. yeah i i don't i don't think that you. were rude man you know i i i. and i didn't mean to surprise you just. with the call but. um but i i'm glad that we got to chat.

a little and yeah i overthink everything. man. i overthink everything like dang. like i'll like dude i will go i'll be. like damn man. was that too weird in that meeting like. did i stay sometimes i'll be talking. i'll be list. in a conversation i'll be like am i. looking at this person for too long. like do i blink right now do i what do i. do. touch my face oh i wish i had some gum.

and some i'll keep a little you know a. baby snicker or a jolly rancher. in my pocket so i can open it up you. know if i start to about eight seconds. into just staring somebody in the eyes. it's like okay blink have a jr. you know break up the momentum. but we do it together man we do. everything together you know and i. appreciate your call back and just. man you're golden in my book and just. the fact. that you thought to give me a call and. just say hey man that means a lot you.

know and just. and that you cared how i was thinking or. that you know it's. you know we're here on earth and this is. the gift is each other. you know the gift is each other. and it's been a there's been a rough. time for a lot of people you know a lot. of. you know we get addicted to the news and. addicted to the. watching the the drama and. [Music]. and i was thinking the past week i've. been thinking man uh people over.

politics i've been thinking. you know i care about people i don't. care i don't care i don't care about. politics. i don't it does i it just it's too much. of an argumentative space. there's no it's all it all feels like a. dirty show. you know i i so what can we affect what. can we be a part of that feels good is i. feel like is each other.

you know i'm tired i don't need all the. extracurriculars. you know i'm just going to show up and. just feed the ducks man. you know if large east wants to be off. you know if she wants to be a large east. that's fine. i'll be a small i'm just going to try. and be a small geesh man. you know i'm going to check in with.

people that i love and people that i. that i know care about me i'm just going. to try to keep it going. but for me man i just i don't want to be. in though. i don't want to be in that hurricane man. it just i i just noticed more. i don't know man i'm not trying to. preach at you i just. you know when i look back on the past. few months. and i just feel like oh the just all the.

stuff and the opini. the the stuff online and the opinions i. get and then i get angry at this person. and. then it's like man i'm angry i'm getting. upset with people and opinions and stuff. of people that i care about. you know what's real here. um. so i don't know i don't know what i'm. talking about. but i'm just glad i'm not a dang.

pedophile i'm glad i'm not. you know there's things to be grateful. for. and we got each other and we're trying. something new. and i'm glad i don't have to try it. alone man i do two days ago i'm sitting. in here and i'm like man i'm never gonna. get this studio put together. i'm not gonna be able to figure it out. you know three days ago i was just. bombed man.

and now i'm sitting here you know i'm. sitting here. we got a place they got fresh paint. you know we got another human here. you know sitting here working with you. know people from different cultures. different worlds. and it's okay you know we just keep. going man we keep going onward.

i think that's it. riley mao anything else you need to say. man no. i think this was a uh this was great i. loved being here. great to be here i like your attitude. brother. i like your attitude man um. all right let's roll out on some shine. the same we wrote the same way we rolled. in man. people say i'm tired hearing it that's. sometimes i'm tired of hearing it. but it's keeping me going you know i am.

excited about getting uh. i'm excited about getting. [Music]. um some musicians different musicians. and introducing their music through the. podcast. you know different nashville musicians. and just trying to focus on that again. getting some new music and. giving you know young artists a platform. and. you know i'm excited about that um. you know and it's sometimes we can't.

even be in the results of things. you know we had uh you know with the. last episode solo episode we try. to reach out to some of the different. single mothers and. and say hey to them and we're gonna you. know it's taking a little bit but we're. gonna send them some cards and do. you know send a little gift to help out. with just some of them being a part of. doing fun stuff with their kids and. you know and uh and we got just some. feet just kickback from it about you.

know one of the moms have an only fans. account. you know and it just. you know you just do what you can. you know and it's even when you try to. do something good. sometimes it don't or whatever it just. you know it it's not always going to be. perceived that way. oh well you know.

it just you just try you just try and. you go again. and you do something you just do what. you can. you know. you just do what you can. um you know why i'm not i don't know why. i'm really sharing that with you guys. but. it just i don't know it just you do what. you can. you you there's no i don't even know if. you all if you ever win you just do what.

you can. everybody's just trying to survive i. really believe that everybody's just. trying to survive and. you know and we do what we can man but. i'm glad to be here today with you. and um and i appreciate you being. supportive of this podcast as we. every as we expand and get this central. east location we'll still be going back. to la. we're trying things out we're trying. something new. and and i'm trying to stay hopeful man.

and i'm not doing it alone thank you. raleigh mao for being in here today. and um being a true japanese hawaiian is. that your. culture correct them jay has man. beautiful people. and uh and thank you producer nick davis. who flew over here. with his girlfriend and they came and. helped out and. you know it takes a village huh right. right exactly you know we can't do. things alone can we.

not at all you always need someone to. help yeah. it's true man sometimes i want to do. things just alone i get i just get stuck. that way you know. right same do you really. but then whenever i do decide okay i'm. gonna do it with somebody else i feel. end up feeling better. right it's a lot easier with someone. else whether you just need them. whether you need. yeah it man. i'm glad you said that all right you. guys be good to yourselves man.

uh you deserve it and we'll see you guys. next time okay. [Music]. i'm just sitting on your front porch. wondering how could i be. so far from my home.

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feel it. in my bones thought it's gonna. take a little time. for me to set that parking brake and let. myself go. i'll sit and tell you my stories.

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