Merging | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #505

I want to announce that we have a show. in Cork Ireland now on June 9th at live. at the Marquee New York City New York. May 31st. Belfast London Idaho Falls Salt Lake. City and Las Vegas Nevada there Fourth. of July weekend will'll be there in Las. Vegas Nevada for two nights at Resorts. World you can get all tickets at theo. comom and thank you for your support and.

if tickets are too expensive make sure. you're not buying them on a secondary. site you got to do that that's why we. suggest go through uh through the. website and um and if they're too if. they're if they're sold out or something. and they're expensive on secondary sites. just hold the line we'll come back. through some other time I love you guys. baby thank. you all right check. check. chicken check your chicken baby.

check your. chicken God how do you know if a chicken. is a woman I guess if it has an egg. huh but now there's definitely there's. got to be a lot of dude chickens like. that will just like hide an egg under. their little chicken arm or whatever. it's called. little uh flat like feather chicken. arm um there's got to be a lot of little. and they Hi and then when they and then.

they sneak over by the women chickens. and they just kind of sneak it. out a lot of dude chickens trying to get. over there and just hang out with the uh. babe. chickens so there's got to be a lot. that's the thing it's like you don't. even a man chicken maybe you just look. it in its eyes you know say are you a. man chicken or. not but yeah I think there's got to be a. lot of um female chickens that are men.

that are closeted men or whatever or. that are just hiding an egg like and. then when nobody's looking they just. just lay that [ __ ] down and then. pretend that they're women and sit over. there with the with the women chickens. and watch my. 700b. uh um wake border or whatever I don't. even know what some of the shows that. women are watching now I think my 600. pound dental assistant or whatever. there's like all there's like yeah.

there's a show the other day it was like. my 440 PB mailman or whatever. like dude if that you're never getting. your mail if that's who is helping you. out that you are you're not getting any. mail. so um but yeah that's the thing now you. don't a lot of chickens you don't know. if they are real chickens you you don't. know who's being a woman chicken who's. being just a sneaky man chicken hiding.

an egg under its little um Wing or. whatever that's the word Wing yeah you. don't know who's hiding a little egg. under its wing and then it just sneaks. over there by the women and is just. like and just drops that [ __ ] off. baby like they're one of Easter's little. Hitmen baby they're just that's a that's. a lot of uh men in Disguise being women. nowadays um all over so.

yeah like that TR it's like that trans. swimmer at the Penn State or whatever or. pen or uh University of Pennsylvania. it's like that trans swimmer that's the. kind of chickens they have nowadays a. lot of men chickens are sneaking in a. women's chicken worlds and being women's. chickens because it's easier probably. that's why I would guess and maybe. because they get a little bit more. attention um.

and some of that makes sense it's like. if we don't if men don't get any. attention for being men if they're not. rewarded anymore for being men then they. some they will some will slink over to. woman woman to being a woman just to. still get attention cuz even as. creatures I believe that we need. attention as male or female creatures um. what's up guys welcome to the podcast. sorry it's been a while uh since I've. done a solo episode there's a couple. couple reasons one it was just we.

started getting more guest opportunities. and so that was nice and then two it was. I was just kind of exhausted I think um. like burnt out and so it was hard for me. to get into a space where I just uh felt. like I could just have a fun uh normal. conversation or where I could just drop. into my thoughts or feelings. easily every week was just everything. was just kind of like a lot and um I do.

want I I honestly want to apologize for. that not like I need to apologize for it. but this is the kind of stuff that's. most important to me is having. episodes um like this and uh just solo. episodes and so um I'm going to do a. better job of that uh I'm not going to. put like a number on myself or anything. but I'm going to do a better job of. keeping that going um over the rest of. the year so I'm looking forward to that. and um as always you can you know hit.

the hotline if there's something going. on uh 98566. 49503 is the hotline number. um yeah we hit 500 episodes. that's I can't I that's 500 episodes. dude that's. unreal let me look back at one of the. First. episodes here we go let's listen to the. beginning of the first episode wow dude.

it was seven years. ago and this is this past weekend it's. the first one I ever. done the first one I'm seeing how it. goes I'm literally sitting in my closet. right now in uh in my apartment in Los. Angeles um I hung some blankets up on. the walls I don't even know if that's. how you make a sound area for. recording um I have a a luggage bag.

laying on its side like it was a. casualty of war and then I have this. microphone sitting on top of it yeah wow. that's. wild that's wild man just to think that. we got to 500 episodes and yeah just. that I that that that's how it began was. in that closet just a little fella in. the closet dude and that is not a. euphemism bro that was I just audio. documented the fact that it was actually. a man physically in a closet.

um a straight man um yeah and I turned. over a piece of luggage and I set the. camera up or the uh Audio Mic up on the. on top of it and it was just an audio. podcast yeah and then there was um I. remember we had the first jingle if we. can play that the intro Let me find it. here um at the beginning of this episode.

this was our early intro right here. welcome to this past. weekend this past. weekend welcome to this past weekend. let's connect that boom boom what's up. you chinelas be venito. EST this past. weekend yeah so at some point I started. taping in my. kitchen and uh um and that was for six.

months for six months uh I was taping in. my kitchen and we had some producers. that we met that I met. online I don't even remember I don't. think did you come help me in my kitchen. Nick yeah one time oh you did. wow um thank you um yeah we did it in. the kitchen for about six months and I. remember I would stay up for a while in. the beginning I would just edit it. myself and put it up.

and then I would keep my girlfriend up. she's like what are you doing and I'd be. sitting there just making sure. everything made sense. online uh that was pretty. wild and then there was a guy there was. a company called gry block pizza and I. met the owner. Thomas and he started advertising he was. our first Advertiser on the podcast this. was the ad read right here this week. we's episode brought to you by grey.

block Pizza uh at 1811 Pico Boulevard in. Los Angeles on the way to the beach you. headed to the sunshine you want some. sand in your feet on the way there stop. in get that Italian mouthful you know. gry block get that. hitter and he said you should get a. studio he said with the ad money you. should get a. studio and then that's what we did so. the fighter and the kid had an old. Studio we we took their old spot they. had moved to a bigger one next door and.

then we started getting more regular. guests we. got uh Chris Ryan came in. and uh Jay Moore Jeanie bus Dustin. porier uh D Snider we had Eddie Bravo. Jamie. Kennedy yeah a lot of just early Heroes. that showed up um uneven stepen he was a. homeless. guy and um. yeah it just continued to build from.

there we had a blind person come on. Michael Bisping came in there Jordan. Peterson came in. um who else Bobby Lee just it just kept. going or we just kept doing it you know. there were times when it was good and. times when it wasn't going good or it. was always going good it was just going. that's really the truth and uh and we. just kept doing it you know we just kept. kept doing it and I've had a great group.

of producers over the years that have. helped um Nick Davis was really the. starting producer and he's back with us. now um Zack Powers uh is um one of our. lead producers now Colin rer Ben Becker. Ari Manis has stepped in to help produce. episodes when we're traveling on the. road uh this guy Chris shy Chris we.

called him really amazing dude um my. buddy. um sherb there was this dude for a. little while we were in between Studios. and I would tape at his Studio at night. and um and he overdosed a few years ago. but uh I keep him in my heart man he's a. guy that helped me get through weeks. where there wouldn't have been an. episode um there was times I remember I. did it in my car a few times in the.

middle of the night in a driveway. somewhere in Illinois one time I needed. to get an episode out all right I'm. coming to you live from a Nissan Sentra. about 20 miles from the nearest internet. it is dark out here dude I mean you. can't you can't see nothing I mean the. devil could be just smelling the. cinnamon stains on your skin and you. wouldn't know he's right next to you and.

then just people s would make beautiful. art and really uh there was just it's. just been a really amazing world and. I'll have to go over some of that in the. future there's a guy that made these. really cool cards and he would whenever. we would do an episode he would do a. outline like a St a stetching or. whatever a stetching of a of the person. the guest who'd been on and um he made a. great collection of those for us um I'll. make sure to put it in on the YouTube so. you can see it and uh but we moved into.

another studio and we were there for a. few years and then finally we're in a. even a new studio now so it's just been. a it's been an evolution and uh it's. been really crazy you know and it's. been you know it's something that really. started like just uh it was kind of just. talking about stuff and then guys. connecting about things a lot of fellas. and sometimes even women were connecting. you know I'm remember one woman called. in once and a man had T had like uh like.

touched. her she had her and her her her guy like. they were dating and some fella had. touched her vagina in a empty. refrigerator box and that was. just that's when I knew like we were. definitely on to something you know we. were doing something right just cuz. there was an element of mystery there. there was like an a missing Appliance.

there was sexual. touching there was sexual tension it was. you know and I think she was even a. redhead and there was so it was I. remember that moment was pretty solid. um other moments the fell that got hit. by the train um Dalton I think was his. name I remember that baby two trains and. he even said he said look if God wants. that train to hit me again I'm ready'. I'm ready to be hit again by a.

locomotive and I knew that's why I just. said damn we're really doing something. here you know and um and yeah it's just. been a special time it's been amazing to. have this opportunity. and uh I don't know if I'm just sounding. like just like a like a mechanical bull. or. whatever. um yeah this Pock it's just given me so. many more opportunities than ever. thought you know it's given me. opportunity to talk with with strangers.

about stuff that's real um it's given me. the opportunity to talk. with people I really look up to and. admire um with stuff that's real and not. real and fun it's given me a chance to. learn a lot about. myself. um and yeah that's what I wanted to be. moving forward and uh I wanted to do a. solo episode sooner for episode 500 but. it just didn't shake out that way and.

and I didn't stress myself about it I. didn't go over like I got you know I. just said look when when the time is. right it'll be you'll get it right and. even today we started out an hour and a. half late because there was some. technical issues here. but that's okay here we are you know and. um and I'm just yeah I just want to say. thank you to everybody for just. listening contributing so many people I. run into they're like man I sent in a. voem man or I did this or I did that and.

and I I try to get back to as many as we. can and and um you know it's just been a. lot it's been a lot to learn as things. have gotten busier and uh just some of. the fun moments we've gotten to have and. some of the real moments. and. [Music]. um yeah this this this this podcast has. just given me uh a lot of life you know. it's giving me a job to go to every. week um which I think is kept me off of.

like probably using drugs sometimes. because I knew I had to be here the next. day or I knew I had to be ready for a. guest um. so just thank you for tuning in man you. guys I think you know honestly I think. there's times where you guys have saved. my life because I know that just having. that one thing on the docket like okay. I'm going to be able to you know uh I. can't go out I can't do this tonight I. got I got to work tomorrow and looking. forward to my to my my work looking. forward to being able to meet up and and.

be here and um yeah and we want the show. to evolve and be different uh worked. really hard in the last year or two to. try to um spend my spare time going to. meet guests. and have conversations get to talk with. some of my heroes as they've gotten. older uh and it's just yeah just thank. you thank you to everybody who's uh. who's contributed in some way whether it.

be a call or listening or a message or. just being a human being and letting me. just exist in your ears at some point. whether you liked what I had to say or. didn't um just thanks for letting me uh. visit with you for a little and I mean. that man I love you guys and um yeah. that's how I feel I don't want to make a. crazy thing out of it but everybody kept. saying it's 500 Who you gonna have on. you know people are like who you going.

to have on dude Teddy rxin right. Pikachu but yeah you should have. Theodore Roosevelt on you should have. Amelia airart on you should have on Jack. and Jill um Rob. Ford punks Satani Phil Uncle Phil. Frederick Douglas right Who you gonna. have people everybody who you going to. have on you know the Aurora boreas. you know everybody just had a different.

idea you know have on a track dealer you. know have on Elon have on the. baby everybody had a different idea have. on. kais have on kais all of them get them. all on they. said and I said well uh uh I don't know. and then it came and went and then now. here we are. and I don't even know what episode it is.

500 and something but I'm grateful to be. here with you guys man I'm grateful to. be here baby just a gaggle of. pigeons you know that's what I am. sometimes dude I looked at a damn pigeon. the other day and let's be honest bro. these [ __ ]. are they don't have any shoulders bro. right so right out the gate you know. they [ __ ]. probably you know they're lying about a. lot of. [ __ ] and they just kind of they.

[ __ ] they look like they've been. smoking too a lot of pigeons are just. doves that that uh smoke that's it dude. if you want to know what smoking will do. to your lungs look at a. dove and then look at a pigeon. baby look at a [ __ ] pigeon dude. pigeons are just doves that you know. probably were raised in Philadelphia or. something it dude don't lie to me that. pigeons aren't from.

Philadelphia okay and New. Jersey you could look at a pigeon easy. dude they're all you know there's like. 70 videos of pigeons trying to smoke. online you telling me that's a. coincidence get smacked homie them. [ __ ] are from Jersey and Philly they. can't even fly some of them walked down. to New Orleans and. Houston and they're down there sipping.

out of. Puddles you know eating gum there's a. picture of a pigeon eating gum online. there's a video of a pigeon eating. gum they don't give a [ __ ]. dude they can't fly imagine watching a. pigeon walk they walk at night because. they're I think ashamed of kind of how. their body is but a lot of them walk at. night down south to [ __ ] party. CU you know every puddle in New Orleans.

has booze in. it them [ __ ] puddles are 12 proof. homie dude you hit a you you hit a. pothole bro and you [ __ ] your tire. will be. like your tire will want another sip. your tire will cruise into another. pothole just to get another little. slurp off that 12 proof water baby. everything down there got booze in it. yeah every pigeon should have to uh wear.

an eagle's Jersey that's a fact every. pigeon should have to wear an eagle's. Jersey dude I was at the doctor the. other day I saw a pigeon. there what kind of bird goes to the. doctor not one of God's Birds. buddy pigeons dirt. Birds dick. chickens that's all they are.

bro that's all they. are pigeons Menthol spunk hens Park. oysters dude that's all they are is damn. land. oysters that's what they. are so we got to recognize that kind of. [ __ ] and just so you just got to. recognize if you some guy the other day. was showing his uh. that he was showing his son a.

pigeon and I was like that's you don't. show your son a. pigeon okay you don't sh you don't show. your son a pigeon you show your son a. damn. eagle or an egret or a flamingo dude a. gay. Egret but you don't show your son a. pigeon unless you're lazy you take your. son son to the damn Dove Park take him.

out drive behind a church and when the. doves get off work introduce your son to. a decent bird you piece of [ __ ] sorry. and I'm sorry about that language but. yeah I saw some guy the other day. introducing his son a couple pigeons in. a park [ __ ] a lot of pigeons are. bookies look under their wing Jets minus. 7 it'll. say so what's going on hit the hotline.

man let me know I I want to know who. listens you know I want to know who. listens to the show uh we had a call. that came in right. here. um hey uh uh me my twin brother and my. cousin are all mail men and you've been. doing the series where you know you did. the garbage man and you know a police. officer you know if you want to do a. mailman let us know you know we're more. than welcome you know we come down we'll. take care of business that's all I'm.

saying okay. uh listen I named my son my second son. Theo after you because you are just the. funniest person I've ever heard well. I'll say this brother thank you first of. all for delivering Mail Right delivering. mail and it used to be actually a lot of. men mail men were really tough men you. would see them with knee pads on elbow. pads eating. creatine and they would roll into the.

neighborhood and really deliver some. mail that's back when there was tons of. mail every mailman looked like. Santa everyone and they'd roll up and. they'd knock on the door and the women. would be. [Music]. home and they'd say you want some of. this. male and it was a euphemism it could. have meant do you want some of this. masculine energy do you wants some of. this man to come in with this little man.

wand on him and just hog warts that. freaking little. coocha that little Cuda that Cuda that. stayathome. Cuda or it also me do you want some mail. do you want information from the outside. world do you want the do you want. perfume samples do you want the. government to be harassing you do you. want a you're late for your Verizon bill. do you want. mail and there was a lot of options.

through the mail at that time thank you. I'm glad to know that you guys are mail. men and I love that I love that dude. this is almost the Saving Private Ryan. of letter carrying right here that you. don't let your. brother go go out into that. communication war zone alone that's what. I love about it cuz cuz a lot of people. they're like yeah my brother's a mailman.

like your brother's a mail and what. you're not out there with him you're not. out there monitoring right working the. flank seeing if dogs are attacking him. you know you're not out there. helping giving him guidance there's a. ring camera there's a bees. nest there's a. angry uh. resident you're not out there we got. FedEx on the. FedEx on the.

left no what UPS just rolled in. aboard mayday mayday we got you oh my. god DHL is here who the [ __ ] are. they you got to be out there with your. brother you don't send your brother to. do mail by himself so I love that but I. want to know who listens to the podcast. 985. 66495 three as always you can hit the.

hotline and just just say hey um my name. is blank and I am a blank and I listen. to the podcast that's all you got to say. give I just want to know who's out there. if somebody's out there if you're door. to door. salesman if you are um a. preacher if you are. a um someone who carries children for. moms that. can't if you are are a um.

electrician if you're an. arborist like my brother a tree climber. a tree. cutter if you are a nurse like my. sister um if you are an Amazon delivery. person like my. mother um yeah just what do you do I. would just like to. know uh yeah. sorry I don't know if I've seen all over.

the place dude I just haven't done this. in a while it feels. new you know it's almost like wearing a. condom dude to be honest with you know. and so I don't know who said that damn. AI what else do we have going on I thank. you I and thank you for delivering that. mail and thank you for not letting your. brother go out there. alone thank you for not letting your. brother go out there alone dude. um today's episode is brought to you by.

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in your life that's a good question it's. a real question it has in mind it has at. certain periods in my. life uh watching porno and everything. and watching porno was making me it was. ruining my life it was ruining my life. man made me feel just so much shame. that's what it did well I'm watching. pornography has become commonplace today. and often times men will use porn to. numb the pain of loneliness boredom.

anxiety and depression that's why I want. to introduce you to my friend Stephen. Walt Steve is the founder of Valor. recovery he is a dear friend of mine he. is a dear friend of mine and Valor. recovery is a program to help men. overcome porn abuse and sexual. compulsivity that's right their coaches. are in long-term recovery and they will. be your partner mentor and spiritual. guide to transcend problematic behaviors.

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them um but I promise you uh only. something positive will come uh from you. reaching out and figuring out if um if. what type of help if any uh could. benefit you thank. you what's been happening what have I. been doing a lot of stuff man I'm going. to Europe coming up to some shows some. people are upset you're not coming here. I'm just I'm uh my friend is getting. married and so I'm going to. wedding.

um and then I'm just trying to put some. shows over while I'm over there and uh. just yeah I'm excited about it and what. do I feel yeah it'll be good you know so. just to get some different spots over. there and and yeah there's still a lot. of spots to go and. um yeah I'm happy to be here in Austin. this week working on some. material. and uh. well let's get into a call or two and.

I'll share in between. um what up Theo. Indiana you know I came came uh on a. hotline to have a little problem see if. I can get a little bit of advice so you. know I've been seeing this girl for a. little bit and um you know we're kind of. we're kind of dating now you know we're. dating type [ __ ] so dating type [ __ ].

onward you know we've been going out for. a minute. and you know it when you get to know. somebody you just you get to know like. everybody you know they've been with you. know and she's been with quite a few. people a lot more than me so like and. when she told me like the like my heart. just broke man like driving home that. night was the worst feeling I've ever. had one of the worst days of my life man. some of the people she told me were just. outrageous man some of my homies like. people [ __ ] with and then you know just. some random like what the [ __ ] you know.

so man I just need your advice on how to. how to take care of that as a man. because I'm really struggling to trying. to get past it and I know that I know. that you it's something you can. definitely get past and I was wondering. if had advice gang baby uh I appreciate. that call Elijah and dude I'll tell you. bro I dated a girl who um she worked. over at uh at Charlie quesos baby Chuck. E cheeses and she dude had she had.

racked up with everybody in there okay. she' racked up with the uh the waiter. the the nearsighted chick that did the. ticket she hooked up with her the boss. dude I didn't even know there was a boss. at Chuck E cheeses bro the chef she. hooked up with the chef uh pascali. that's in the band. not even the lead singer not even the.

rat not even the mouse the sh the shf. the the dude that's like uh playing the. triangle and like stirring the pot or. whatever she hooked up with that. guy so it was tough I'd go meet her for. work or pick her up and it was like I. would go in there and feel kind of. embarrassed sometimes but um but she was. actually a really cool girl man and. sometimes I regret that I wasn't brave. enough to just kind of let it be her.

past you know I kind of like I kept. holding her past against her and it made. it miserable for her and it made it. miserable for really just for us like we. couldn't. like it was. tough you know. cuz she could. never I never gave her really room to to. to make to like first of all I shouldn't. have done it I shouldn't have held her. past against her and then I never gave. her enough there was never a way that.

she could make it up to me cuz it's. impossible to make up a past and she. shouldn't have to make it up to me she. doesn't have to so I kind of made it. everything was always at a. deficit you know I had an. unrealistic um. expectation so uh yeah so I wish that. that that maybe I had done that. different you know maybe I've been the. dude that rolls up with her and just. rocks with her and just respects her. more here's what I'll say man you can. you can miss the good.

ones and if she's an awesome girl man. then that's just be awesome with her the. other stuff will go by the. wayside because when you get older too. that [ __ ] doesn't matter bro everybody's. dated or everybody's trans or whatever. you don't even know what's going on bro. you'll reach in somebody's pants and. there's just a damn scratch off ticket. in it people don't even have crotches. anymore it doesn't even matter people. are nearsighted farsighted. people don't even people don't even know.

what's going on so I think if you got a. cool chick lock it down because it. gets um there's not that many great ones. out there you know and if you got a good. one lock her down and just be proud. that's my girl but yeah holding that. resentment dude if you hold a resentment. against somebody that there's no way. they could holding that resentment is. miserable cuz you're never going to let. it go so I think you got to deal with. that on your side and then just show up. to her like a freaking man you know but.

I say yeah you know you can be the dude. that rocks with her and respects her you. could be that dude bro you could be that. dude because I believe that women are. are a reflection of of the men in their. life I really believe that so if you. show up and you really lift a lady up. and you make her feel like something. good and you make her feel. value and you make her feel. important if she's somebody you care.

about you know then that's how they will. be I believe that I believe that women. are are a reflection of men the of the. men in their life now I'm not saying. I've had the best luck or the most. ability to be a good boyfriend or. whatever so I don't even know if I would. listen to me but I appreciate you asking. and. um yeah man and and and if you love her. love her bro you know don't miss the.

boat homie cuz the marina only gets. smaller you feel. me don't piss where you fish homie you. feel me I don't know what the second one. means but the first one I think is. a is important. um what else I'm trying to think of. things that happened oh we got to do the. Morgan Wallen walk out at his show that. was really. interesting uh I was so nervous dude so. I. go um it was nice and Morgan he texted.

me and asked me to go because it's you. know it's like a thing that's just kind. of like a strange thing but it's like a. thing that everybody loves it's like. that hype you know when they're uh doing. Broadway girls in the. beginning so I go and I get there and. I'm I ask morning I was like do we. practice and he just look he looked at. me like I was out of my mind bro out of. my. mind so we don't practice we're just all. backstage it was like uh his band me um.

DeAndre. Hopkins uh one of dehops. boys um my friend Zeta a little group. was just back there just just vibing man. people just like uh just like listening. uh I don't know what it was listening to. music and just dancing and having fun. and then they're like okay let's go and. Morgan's just real casual about it you. know it's just him just walking into. work. but like we uh and deop was cool cuz he.

works at the stadium he works he's a NFL. athlete so he'd been he he comes out all. the time of the tunnel but I'd never. gotten to do it you know so I'm back. there I'm like stretching and you know. just uh you know just looking in the. mirror just seeing how I like look when. I walk I had a baseball bat at one point. I had a. guitar and then I was like What if I hit. somebody on accident or. something goes wrong what if I go crazy. and just run out on the stage and just.

start damn playing some. um uh George straight or something I. just didn't want to you know freak out. or have do something you know because I. can't always rely on myself and so I. didn't so I just took it easy and I. didn't want to try to like you know it's. Morgan's show I so you don't want to try. and like uh you know be too cool for. school you're just happy to be there to. support you know just to. be just supportive so it was interesting.

man and it was it was really fun and the. craziest part is you get to the end and. he gets to go perform and me and DeAndre. started kind of walking up the ramp with. him like we were like cuz it's like this. is as close. as I'm ever going to get to being like a. musical star this this moment and it's. not close at all it's really just. helping a guy walked walk right but for. me and DeAndre it was a CL bro we were. like we started walking and they're like.

no no you too and literally just. security shows up and just sent us to. the back and just made us stop you know. uh I don't think Morgan would have cared. I think he was he's just having a good. time but um but dude it was just a. bummer you want to go out there so bad. you just want to be you know everybody. wants to be a rock star you know so that. was uh that was something interesting. that happened. recently what else. trying to man I know it's been a while.

and I'm I am sorry I do want to say I'm. sorry about not doing more solos I have. missed some of the connection um just a. lot of things have been happening on the. on my own side of stuff and it's just. been a lot let's get another call that. came in. here what's up Theo man this is. Vlad what's up Vlad thank you for. calling brother and Vlad I believe is. Serbian um W man I took this girl home.

from the bar the other. night I just something caught me you. know it was just different something. different about her you know she was. kind of shy but I liked. her but I got her home and something. happened it was just I got her home you. sound like a serial killer but let's. hear more brother sorry to interrupt you. but. just just got scared for a second but. let's hear more onward brother I got her.

home and something happened he was. just. man when we pulled her pants off she had. nipples on her butt cheeks man it was so. strange I didn't know how to feel about. it nipples on her butt cheeks. wow oh my. H oh my um had to feel about it feel. feel about it with them hands baby what. are you talking about those are extra.

tits bro now I wouldn't motorboat them. or you you you're you're going to end up. in some dirty oil you feel me but those. are extra tits brother that's the that. that that's those bumper lumps homie. that's them rear milk veneers baby you. feel me you might be back toose. intolerant if you can't handle them come. on baby The Bear Went Over the Mountain. to see couple more Mountains dog you.

gotta get back there bub extra tits and. you're. complaining let me hear what else you. have to say about this I can't even. believe this is a problem for someone. finally our prayers get answered that a. woman has tits on her. butt you know how many men have prayed. for a woman to have tit on. butt huh you know how many men men have. prayed for woman to have tit on. butt and you're crying about it let's.

hear more so strange I didn't know how. to feel about it so man I was just. curious how would you feel about. that I mean well I'll tell you this dude. uh I would feel very gracious about it. but that's what's going on bro it's all. merging. now everything is a merger even the. bodies the people the animals that's why. you have male chickens dropping off a.

egg sneaking. over trans Birds trans every business is. a it's all mixed buy try whatever. everything is mixed you got butts with. nipples on them you got wieners with. milk in them you got cankles you got. Vues it's like it's like when you see a. Taco Bell that has merged with a Baskin. Robin or a Long John Silvers and a W. root beer um you're going to have IH.

hoppel bees you're going to have Wells. Fargo North Dakota you're going to have. um Madison Square Olive Garden fud. Rucker Park it's. all business it's been bought and sold. it's not real anymore it's a male. chicken walking over and dropping off an. egg that's what it. is and the female chicken is is too busy. on only.

fans to do the eggs. anymore it's a weird world it's a wrap. on the world that we knew the final. morph has. begun that's where we are Charlotte's. Webb they couldn't even write it any. they couldn't even write the book again. because the the the the animals a lot of. them are boycotting they're animals are. boycotting like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about animals can't.

read it's a lot guys let's get another. call that came in man um oh I want to do. want to say this I want to say happy. belated Mother's Day you know I got to. surprise my mother which was really cool. I got to go to uh Tucson. Arizona and she didn't know that I was. coming so I got to knock on her. door and she wasn't answering and I'm. like God what is going on. and then I'm like oh my God what if. something.

happened you know and I look through. finally I look in the window cuz I. didn't want her to see me I didn't want. to give it away I look through the. window and in the shades through there. um in the backyard I could see her. laying out in the. backyard and probably having a cold beer. back there my mom would like to lay out. she' get in that polka dot bikini over. there and lay out a little and if we. came by her she would curse at us. and um when I was a child anyway and her.

the chair was she would always put it. part of our apartment complex was. sinking in the. mud you know so it was just over time it. was. [ __ ] you know one of your legs didn't. even get a lot of use because there was. the downhill leg had a most of the. traction on it and uh but Mom would be. out there in that mud and after about a. half hour her chair would have to sunk. halfway down in there and some we triy. to go help her and she would would just. curse at us sometimes. and and yell at us and stuff but but she.

was having some beer and you had to just. be supportive at those times so what. else. um oh let's take a couple more calls. that came in oh but yeah so we got to go. we went out to lunch in. Tucson. um at a place. uh uh we got to go to two places we got. to go to a place called Henda Del Soul. which was really just a really nice.

staff beautiful people and just peaceful. beautiful and so that was nice um and uh. and then we got to also go to Wildflower. which is a restaurant I used to work at. a long time ago when I lived in. Tucson um out there I went to Santa Rita. high school out there and it was a lot. of uh Mexicans um. just basically just kind of beating each. other in.

um in uh abandon car washes and stuff. like that after school but um beautiful. area though otherwise outside of that. and even some of the gangs you know they. not bad um I wish gangs had like more. mascots I wish gangs like did went the. extra mile sometimes to create more of. an Ambiance like a T-shirt cannon or. something you know at least then it. would be like the people. in the area could have more. fun.

um what else a lot. of breast calls and stuff let's see what. else came in uh here we. go hey um I'm calling to ask for some. advice man calling to ask for some. advice okay onward brother thanks for. the call I I broke my sobriety of four. months and uh broke your sobriety of 4. months okay um let's hear.

more I mean I'm not proud about it but. it was oh I just found myself using. again and what's it called I mean I'm a. little disappointed in myself but uh I. think I. just I I just call myself addicted again. and falling back on using drugs to cope. with things but falling back on using. drugs to cope with things yeah man I can. certainly well once you kind of you know.

relapse where people use the term a lot. uh then yeah it's hard to get back on. the horse. um but let me hear a little more I mean. I don't know if I'm coping with things. or if I'm. just like I'm addicted you. know. uh I don't know man man that's a great. question you know am I coping with stuff. or am I addicted. hm it's hard to know if you're that's a.

great question it's hard to know if. you're just coping or if you're an. addict I guess if I'm just. coping well I think the thing is if. you're using drugs and alcohol to cope. then some of that's fine but if you're. overdoing it then it's not fine and I. think if you start to wonder if you're. an addict. then I'm not saying you are an addict. but I remember one time I was driving. around a AA houses like around the. buildings and I was talking to my. brother on the phone one time and he's.

like what are you up to I was like I'm. just driving around this AA meeting he's. like what do you what do you mean so. well there's an AA meeting by my. apartment and it's really cool so and. sometimes I'll come and drive around it. and he goes. well I'm not trying to label you or call. you out he goes. but I said you know who's not he goes. you know who's not driving around an AA. meeting I said who he goes people who. are people who are sure they don't have. a. problem and he was right I mean I'd kind.

of go over by it and damn peek in the. building peak in the windows and. [ __ ] you know and so for at that point. for me it was like I just had to look at. my actions and not my thoughts I was. like my actions if I'm driving in a. circle around an AA meeting in its. parking lot out to the street back. around in the parking lot out to the. then that's my action and it's a little. you know know it's a. lot but it's giving me some signs.

so I wouldn't be hard on yourself though. man give yourself some Grace brother you. had four months sober that's. incredible four months have anybody do. anything for four months. anything extremely. hard extremely. hard so give yourself some Grace you. know um but I think you just have to ask. yourself and you'll know the. answer and then I think you have to make.

a choice like some guys will hit me up. and be like do I I can't quit do I need. to go to AA meetings like if you are. actually have a dependency on drugs or. alcohol then you probably have to go to. a detox and then you could get into um. maybe a sober living or just go to AA. meetings but I'm not a doctor I just. know what worked for me I never had to. detox um but that would be questions. that somebody else could help you with. but I always say go to three or four. meetings and see how you feel um and go.

to different ones you know if you can. just to get a real idea of what they're. like don't go to one and be like this. sucks or. whatever yeah but that's a huge. progression man I'd be I I I would be. proud of yourself and I would just give. yourself some Grace man you're trying. you're a human that's really making an. effort and um and that's really that's. beautiful dog you got that [ __ ] baby. praise God. um what.

else here we got another call a lot of. breast calls and this is something it's. okay you know we do want to ask people. to hit the hotline let us know the first. time somebody uh touched your. genitalia you know um and what that. experience was like was it scary was it. exciting was it take us back through. some of that 98566. 49503 you know once a year we like to. tap into um. to the memories of sensual memories and.

that sort of thing and that's how that. you know um the lady they got touched in. that refrigerator. box. um you know that's where you get to. really interact with folks like that so. beautiful stuff we want to. explore got a call that came in right. here onward hey Theo man I was wearing. um I was uh swimming at the lake one. time uh with my cousin and we were.

jumping off the dock you know just. beautiful day it was it was gorgeous out. and uh she come up out of the water and. um one of her titties was out and oh yes. buddy um yeah brother uh that's. breaching baby that's what they call. that that's breaching baby. that's that's nature daddy you can watch. that on damn Shark Channel let's hear. more I sat there looking at it and I. didn't really. know what to do or say really so I just.

didn't say anything I just kind of took. it in. um I don't have any regrets I don't. think that I should have said anything. in that moment it would have just made. it too too much you know in that uh in. that moment look brother I think that. there's. um I think there that those are second. tier tits brother on a cousin that's.

second tier TIY baby that's nothing. first tier tits that's Mom. tits and if. you if you stare at your mom's tits for. more than two seconds you will be. absorbed off of the face of the Earth by. Satan so that is hands. down um no pass go or whatever straight. to hell so that is that's the first R. second that mid-tier tit is mid tier is.

sister right mid-tier is sister that's. sister's breast I think you can look at. them. probably maybe six to eight seconds you. know what I'm saying just a just enough. to place first on a bull you know you. don't want to get crazy because there's. first of all you're just you're making. sure everything's cool but you don't. want to Li you don't want to drop in on. them you know you want to keep your. mouth closed when you look at them. that's that's normal I think um now if. you look at your sister's breast and.

it's and it doesn't feel like they're. your sister's breast then than one of. y'all's parents is lying I think about. something um you know and then and then. then there's the cousin cousin breasts. or tits some people call them tits and I. don't actually I do a lot of times but. um but yeah and now cousin breast. yeah I'd say 30 seconds 25 to 30 seconds.

28. seconds be cool keep your sunglasses on. don't [ __ ] that is a major no taking. your glass like keep your glasses on guy. you know and then just offer to get. everybody something to eat or whatever. be totally cool helpful don't be weird. brother um. but. yeah you know I think it's okay and but.

that's it that's. it. so um what else do we got man some of. this I forgot how to do I feel like but. I'm going to get back in the swing of it. um my brain's starting to get a little. tired I got a call right here that came. in. um heyo my name is Wade I what's what's. up. Wade man thank you for calling man I.

um excuse me I had uh you know when I. was a kid they had a kid in my class. named. Wade and he was a a. ginger and they didn't have they didn't. I don't they even allowed a lot of. Gingers in our area but he had gotten. in and he was a neat guy you know he had. a beautiful sister or she could have. just been a sister it could have just. been his sister and she was just I was. at that age where if any if a dude had a. sister it was like she's beautiful you.

know and I was the wor I remember I just. God at that that age I was the worst at. talking to women I mean and I still am. but at that time I had. really my buddy would like if I had a. friend who was like hey man you should. go talk to that girl I would immediately. Not only would I not walk over and talk. to the girl I would run 15 miles in the. other direction. I would and then when I got there I. would start writing letters to the girl.

and telling her how I missed her and I. wish things could be different and all. just CRA. just I was just I've always been a. bizarre relationship IST in a way I be. like dude that girl's looking at you you. should go talk to her I will [ __ ]. take one step towards her then 7,000. steps the other way and then when I get. over there I start drawing paintings of. her I'll take art classes all that kind. of [ __ ] but yeah I was always had.

trouble talking to women but um anyway. uh but now it's not as bad but it's. still not cool um but Wade had a sister. I don't remember her name I think she. damn looked like him I don't even know. bro but it didn't. matter it didn't even damn. matter and Wade was cool he was. interesting uh pale too God so pale you. could [ __ ] see his heart.

trying damn some days you just be like. damn you. gotta you better pluck that thing a. couple times Wade we're about to play. basketball you know you're gonna need it. um but anyway go on man I'm sorry I. interrupted your call with my [ __ ]. let me start your call over a little oh. my name is Wade I am a college student. and you're a college student okay onward. uh I don't mean to like bring you down. or anything but um you know you were. pretty real about your mental health and.

stuff and I just you know I'm just. calling to kind of wonder if you ever. felt like you were like just always. fighting yourself and you just don't. know why and you kind of just and you. just and but I just know I'm losing you. know or you know you're. losing yeah if I was always fighting. myself and I didn't know why um but I. was always losing. um yeah let me let's hear more I just. feel like I'm failing all the.

time and it's not that I don't talk. about it because I do talk about it and. people just tell me that you I should go. to the gym or I should try harder in. school I should do all this other stuff. but I just fail all the time. and I don't know man don't feel good I. know yeah thanks thanks you thanks for. the call man I appreciate it um yeah I I. can relate in in the way uh that I just.

appreciate you caring about yourself. enough to call and see what's going on. and just share it you know neither one. of us probably has a has an answer but. we can share about what's going on and. then at least now both of us. um you know if if you're carrying a. burden by yourself if you share it with. somebody else now two people are. carrying it you know and it's. lighter. um you know I I was always in conflict. with myself always if I was working I. wasn't work I should have been having.

fun or I wasn't working hard enough if I. was having fun like God I gotta [ __ ] I. got to go to. work uh I never let myself win that's. what I. realized I never I I never let myself. win so I was always in conflict always I. was never doing anything right and then. I realized that I had my perspective was. off I had I had made unrealistic. expectations for myself. and I made unrealistic expectations for.

myself. [Music]. because if I could never get things. right then that means that I'm always. wrong and if I'm always. wrong then that attaches to whatever my. core belief about myself one of my core. beliefs like something I think real deep. down inside. myself one of the things I thought was. that I'm always wrong I can't do. anything right I'm never enough right. those were core beliefs that I had for.

me and so by having unrealistic. expectations I set myself up always to. fail because I never could achieve my. own expectations they were always. impossible so then once I fail which is. all the time it attaches back to the old. feeling of well I'm not enough right so. then it's like almost a self-fulfilling. prophecy in a way. uh so I'm not saying that's what's going. on with you.

but if you're never enough for. yourself then you might want to look at. get talk to a therapist about some of. what your core beliefs are and how do. you find out what those are because. that's where I've had that's where I've. had to start looking for myself. um and then also I think stay in action. like you know stay in action like keep. you know stay moving whether it's that. you jog or you go for a walk or if you. like to go to the gym those things are. important because otherwise you get like.

your body is sedentary and if it's. sedentary you're you're going to be even. more like glum and depressed it's so. much easier for depression to like grow. on you if you're if you're uh not a. moving. Target so staying in motion I think. helps um not all the time don't sleep on. like a treadmill or anything but just. you know stay busy keep your blood. going. um yeah I don't know if that's helpful. helpful or not but then then it was like. I wasn't always in conflict with myself.

cuz I I would never let myself win that. was the thing I was never good enough. for. myself and no one else was ever good. enough for. me you know I just had unrealistic. expectations. man. um so I'm not feeling bad about it or. anything I'm happy that I'm able to see. it I haven't cured it for myself or. anything like that but I at least have a. look at it now and I'm at least now able. to when I pray I'm able to ask God say. hey God you know help me to see my.

unrealistic expectations help me to make. those more bring those into the light. for me so that I can see where they show. up you know. um yeah that's all I got really on that. man and uh and give yourself some Grace. too just don't be so hard on yourself. man I'm sure you're doing a lot but and. don't get caught in self-pity that was. that was something that happened to me. for a long time I was in self-pity. always had a. problem and if I always have a problem. and everything is wrong and everything.

then that's self-pity because that's not. the reality of. things the reality of things is that. there's possibility everywhere. somehow but if I'm always playing the. victim to myself and stuff and in when. I'm talking with people then it's like. I'm I'm getting into self-pity and I'm. not judging you with that I'm just. saying just look out for it I I fell. into it for a long time and. [ __ ] I was a [ __ ] [ __ ] had the [ __ ]. all over my [ __ ] knees dude I was in.

self-pity so much bro damn dummy but. it's okay I didn't know you know and I'm. just grateful now that I have a little. bit more wherewithal when I see it you. know. um what else man can we get anything. else that might be a lot for. today. uh yeah some of this is so up so I. almost have to learn how to do it again. you know I'm sorry that I took so long. off of it. um but we just there was just some other. things to get in a row you know we've.

been able to have more guests and I want. to be able to have people that I can. learn from you know sometimes it's nice. to have people that I can laugh with and. sometimes it's nice to have people that. I can learn from. um so that's been cool you know we have. an anger guy coming up we had this. episode with Tim Fletcher that was. really. interesting um and then there's just. been a lot of stuff going on in the back. ground of just trying to figure things. out trying to grow up you know I've.

always been kind of like a late bloomer. I. thinking. um yeah and just finding out how do I. get. to how do I you know one day I'd like to. be in a successful relationship and it's. something that I've always struggle with. and um and I'm okay I'm not complaining. about it I'm just looking at it right. I'm looking at it and I'm looking to see. do I want to really do the work that. it's going to take to get myself into a. place to be good at something like.

that because it's practice it's all not. actual practice with someone but I mean. it is some of that for me but it's like. just. um creating a level of Integrity with. myself uh so that I'm only putting. myself in scenarios that. are have a lot of upside and value you. know um and you can't always know off. the bat but sometimes you know like oh. this isn't you know uh this isn't really.

this ain't going to make me feel. anything but maybe bad you know um. so what else anything in the news you. know they just had the. Kyle uh they were trying to have the. most kyes ever in Kyle Texas so uh I. want to jump on the line with uh I want. to get on the line here with a Kyle who. was there you know apparently they came. up a little bit short over there let me. see the number they were trying to get.

well I guess we can learn it all about. here from this Kyle right here I want to. talk to this Kyle and this is a. Kyle um and he was at the Kyle Fest. 2024 over in Kyle Texas which is only. about 20 miles from here in. Austin um and so I'm really interested. in seeing how that went and what went on. down there this here we have Kyle Garcia. if he's available here Kyle.

Garcia hey Kyle hi Hey brother can you. see me I can see you nice man thank you. for your patience and I can hear you. yeah for sure no worries excellent and. so you attended the Kyle Fest over there. in Kyle. Texas yeah it was the craziest uh most. Kyle charged uh weekend um I've ever. spent it was really cool and what was. the goal of the festival just so we know. for sure so um I think there's a current.

world record of the most amount of. people with the same name in Bosnia um. with the name Ivan and that's like. something in the 20 2100 2200 something. like that okay um so in order to beat. that uh record we needed 22 something. hundred kyes uh and we fell a little. short but we had a lot of fun and this. was the second year they did it I think.

they've been doing it for four or five. years now um and from what I understand. the last year was their biggest turnout. um and that's actually the year that I. found out about it uh last year's. turnout was. 1,400 and this year's turnout was 706. officially yeah so not as many KS were. you expecting a larger amount of Kyle's. I was thinking it was going to happen I.

didn't really you know um the reason I. went is because uh the place I work at. um there's three kyes of us together so. I I felt emboldened I felt like all. right we might actually get this done. might be part of world history you know. to some extent so um I didn't think it. would be half did you go as a group you. three kyes oh I solo tripped um the. other kyes you know couldn't make it but. uh I knew about it for a while I knew. about it since last year and I feel like. I was the only Kyle that was like kind.

of eyeing it wow okay and so what were. some of the festivities when you got. down there were there was there like a. pledge of allegiance was there were you. guys doing like a pickle ball or any the. coolest thing um there was a drone show. on the final night um and uh that was my. first time seeing a drone show so it was. really cool to to go out and see that. and actually yeah from from Friday to. Sunday there was live music there were. two stages which I thought was pretty.

cool um and it was all free free to. attend um wow you didn't have to be a. Kyle to like participate you know to. take part to get food and drinks you. know to have fun so it was really cool. and someone said Kyle written house was. there was that is. that let's see I I didn't I didn't catch. or you know hear any uh famous ky's come. through I. um I wish there were more kyes I think.

we just generally wanted more KY yeah. yeah yeah yeah feel like you want to get. as much KS as you can and do do you. blame was there a reason you think in. hindsight like okay this would have led. us to more Kyles this is why we fell. short yeah like we talked about it we. discussed it like why you know what what. we think is what happened um and I think. the general consensus is um maybe. marketing had something to do with that. advertising maybe a certain amount of. advertising was needed to you know get.

everyone's attention to keep it on. everyone's mind you know um maybe like a. certain influencer you know um probably. could have pushed things along more I. know that the city put a lot of effort. into it you know I mean with the Drone. show uh in two stages you know it was. really cool yeah um but yeah I feel like. a word of mouth really goes a long way. in sort of in a sense like this yeah. well next year we'll have to read some. ads or something do something we can to. try to support these kyes and um what. type was it all men are there women kyes.

allowed as well do you see any KY they. were married kyes um there were uh there. were kyes of All Sorts um what was. really cool was to see um really small. tiny teeny tiny toddler kyes you know. baby ky's you know um it was it was it. was awesome it was really cool I never. met so many kyes you know uh felt like a. a kinship. oh it did feel like that yeah yeah it. felt cool it I mean the hardest part was.

you know um hearing your name you turn. your head that that that was the hardest. part the head turning part someone says. a nice hat Kyle or I'm looking for Kyle. or you know uh you're in big trouble. Kyle and we're all like yes ma'am you. know or this is your baby Kyle. yeah but um that's was part of the fun. you know oh that's super enjoyable. and was there a lot of is it a place. where is there a lot of like. um did it seem like a hot bed I was.

reading somewhere online that it seemed. like a hot bed of like kind of like men. meeting men was there any of that energy. there did you feel like any dating kind. of. Vibes you know um I feel like I wouldn't. want to find the the the love of my life. with also the same name you know Kyle. meeting Kyle um and and to be honest. yeah I guess I definitely saw the ratio. I guess I saw more guy kyes you know and.

um I to be completely honest with you I. wasn't I wasn't really going I was all. by myself you know solo tripping and and. um it was my first time out in Texas wow. uh there was so much to do you know um. and so and everyone was awesome everyone. was really nice and friendly and. welcoming too yeah yeah I was just. wondering if it was like a hot bed for. kind of gay ity or anything like that. because it was all men you know I just. sometimes wonder that but.

yeah I met some really cool guy Kyles. for sure uh I mean like um there were. there were some well-traveled kyes um. there were KY with like three jobs you. know um Las Vegas Kyle was really cool. Las Vegas Kyle was trying to uh get to. get people together for like bar hopping. in Austin you know okay really really. cool so they had party kyes they had. busy kyes had any any wheelchair kyes. any ky's on crutches you know I I will.

say there was one um Kyle in a uh in a. chair being walked by his family and. that was really cool yeah yeah so every. so this was everybody was welcome. everybody came through wow what about. the oldest Kyle did you see did was did. did you guys find out who the oldest. Kyle was oh well you know what's funny. is that um I mean while I was in Kyle. Texas uh they they had a a 5k going on a.

free 5K going on um and I took part in. that and they did you know congratulate. some some ky's over there um the fastest. Kyle I think the oldest Kyle and and you. know we had some some pretty senior. Runners up there too yeah um wow you. know it. was real memorable weekend yeah because. when is there something like this you. know that's what's so intriguing to me. would you go back. again honestly um if I was more sure if.

I was more confident that we would break. a world record yeah I'd be down to go. but honestly um I had so much fun that. I'd probably want to revisit Texas. revisit Austin again and then maybe stop. over in Kyle yeah just to reminisce. about it yeah yeah yeah wow. well um and where do yeah where did you. travel from Kyle oh so I heard about. this all the way from New York. oh wow and did you travel by plane or.

train or how did you get there um plane. uh I think plane would have been the. easiest thing just for this weekend you. know I'm I'm currently back to work you. know so uh it was it was nice coming. into Austin and leaving from Austin it. was smooth um you know the time. difference wasn't too bad uh the big. difference was the heat for sure yeah. yeah it's hot down here I'm in a right. now we' just been here and so I've been. hearing about the Kyle Fest and I've. been on stage this week and there's a.

lot of different kyes popping up and non. kyes and people accusing each other of. being like fake Kyle there's all types. of like um. yeah yeah yeah I'm with Kyle you know a. lot yes a lot of stuff like that so um. yeah it's just been a fascinating week. to be so close to this this um kind of. flocking of the kyes you. know yeah I mean uh I thought it was. like this funny little silly idea and.

then you know I just sort of chased. after it and I had the time of my life. good for you man it just shows I think. just going and doing something is really. what it's all about you know that's the. big thing just saying hey I'm gonna try. this yeah did you leave feeling like I'm. glad I tried it come back with some. stories yeah definitely happy I did it. like no regrets yeah um you know. traveling is is really great like that. 100% Kyle's all Kyle's welcome um they. did the best that they could Kyle Garcia.

from New York thank you so much for your. time man I really appreciate it. appreciate you thank you all right. brother see you in the future right. there you heard it even ky's can't even. get on the same. page and it could be even a hot bed for. homosexuality over there everything in. the world now turns. into a Pizza Hut or a men's kind of gay. Meetup it feels. like and that's just what's going on and.

and that's time brother that's that's us. traveling through time and experimenting. with the buffet of. existence something else isn't it um and. just remember we may be in the time of. the. merging if things feel weird if things. feel obtuse you don't know what's going. on we may be in the merging remember. that when you see an animal with a sun. roof when you see a butt with some.

titties on it or whatever when you see a. goose. that. is working at a Chevron when you see. anything that's different when you see a. daycare suddenly selling is all is also. a Lens Crafters you know it's all it's. emerging right it's emerging merging. just recognize we're in. emerging when you see one person that is. has three different sexes in them it's.

emerging I think that's what's going on. so just be cognizant I believe that. we're emerging and it's. okay you know just get get a shamrock. shake or get a damn McDouble and just. chill you know we're going to make it um. what else that's all I got man I. appreciate it we'll do another solo. episode soon thank you guys for all the. support and uh yeah and just and let me. just try to get back on this on this uh.

bike again this week and um yeah love. you guys man you guys be good to. yourselves baby you deserve it gang.