Luke Combs | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #509
today's guest is an award-winning. country musician and songwriter he's out. of North Carolina and has gone on to. become one of the biggest names in. entertainment he has a new album Fathers. and Sons which is coming out just before. Father's Day and I'm thankful to sit. with him today my new friend Mr Luke con. shine that light on me.
sit and tell you my. stories. sh on. me and I will find a song I. [Applause]. sing and that's galvanized isn't it mhm. it is yeah you can just you can really. hear the nails go across it that's how. you know it's it's it's got rivets. inside of but you know make it sound so.
good that's like redneck ASMR. like you know there's just some dude who. woke up in his trailer and he's just. he's trying to quietly eat the leftovers. without his wife here in hold on there. is a guy dude and don't ask me how this. comes across my feed but it's like day. 600 of me spraying dog medicine on my. hands till I can strike a match off my. Knuckles and I'm like why do I care so. much about this guy striking a match of. his knuckles but dude and at the end of.
every video dude it's him and at the. beginning he'll go now there's a sensory. nightmare at the end of this video and. it's him going and it's like his. sandpaper ass hands like going in the. mic dude and it's dude it's it's worth a. here it is dude we've got it up here it. is. dude got dog medicine on my hands in. order to make the hands tougher don't. forget to like share wow he's good at it. the dog medicine BL like champagne I. went to the doctor today and asked him.
about tough dude he's sand in the wood. with his. hands oh wow my gu Is For Real he's real. he's an instrument of the Lord. Brother here's my question is what's the. end thing like what happens at the end. like how is there a two here it is dude. dog medicine oh wow now what is the dog. medicine what do you think the real. function of that medicine here it is get. some can we get some audio on this guy's. hands Jack us in brother Jack us into.
some of this guy's. hands oh wow so this is a gentleman you. can't see him at home guys this is sort. of a rubenesque gentleman who is making. his hands rougher and then the sound is. hands it really is dude and then he just. rubs them together he just rubs them. together dude yeah dude he will probably. be the president. in here he is he's trying to strike a. match dude and here he is striking a. match on on his knuckles now he can.
strike a match on his feet which is. which is feet in and of. itself yeah start it's it's wild God. yeah I yeah we had a guy one y that came. to a show and he's like hey man me and. my cousin are we love you and look at. him and he goes he's missing 70% of his. skull right and the dude had a cool. thing though where if he like put his. finger in his mouth and went then the. other part of his head would kind of. show up dude that that happened yeah.
dude oh my Pikeville Kentucky that is. wild dude you don't need all your skull. to party over there that is wild dude. dude people are fascinating dude oh we. had a guy we used to have a really great. um I want to say homeless guy but a guy. who had who was just kind of hadn't been. home probably in a decent amount of time. unhoused yeah I would say unhoused the. right yeah yeah and he could yeah and he. uh uh but when he smile he had a couple.
of his teeth in his hand I guess they'd. fallen out or something and when he'd. smile he would still make the shape and. he would show you the. teeth you know what I'm saying like it. was like so he just had him he just. keeps that was kind of his party trick. yeah his helped me out I like does he. you think he's like need money for. veneers oh I don't know now that's the. thing here's the teeth that I need just. reprove just reprove I'm actually. missing these teeth just check my work. here.
um yeah people are just interest I mean. dude even like the Places You'll stay. like I stayed at a place you they're not. like sometimes we'll stay at some pretty. nice spots and sometimes um you know. it's just a like a outdoor when the. doors are on the outside yeah you know. that you've arrived at a certain level. of establishment yeah that's true and. there's nowhere to go but down from that. that's the top level of that yes when. there's doors inside and then as the. doors get more and more open yeah I went.
to we checked in one it's God this had. to be six years ago and we it's like you. know we played a show somewhere Columbia. South Carolina and then we had a show in. the Outer Banks the next day this is. like van and trailer no manager it's. just me in the band like I'm trying to. check into the rooms and stuff so we. drove from Columbia we're supposed to. play a tailgate at Clemson the next. morning so we're trying to like get that. in make extra like $800 me and my guitar. player and then get in the van play our. show.
so we drive from Columbia to Clemson a. couple hours you know show is over at. like 11 or 12 yeah so then we get to the. damn Hotel it's you know two: in the. morning check in all the rooms I get all. the bangas in the rooms and I it's one. of these doors on the. outside and I go to my door door's open. dude it's already open it's already. cracked a little bit this door is. already talking and the the lights are. on in the room and I'm like man this. this is probably good so pop into that.
room dude and there must have it looked. like the cicas came out of the room. really it wasn't cicas it was every bug. known to man yeah cuz the doors are on. the outside it's been open for at since. checkout which is at least 12 hours dude. with the all the lights in the room on. go to the desk and I'm like hey like I'm. I'm easy guy I hate to complain but I. can't sleep in a room full of bugs and. they were like ooh was you don't have. any other rooms that was the last that's.
the last room but there's nobody in the. parking lot no there's nobody there well. it's more of a extended type oh that's. what you're saying stay I would imagine. yeah if they have a blender in there. that's Extended Stay when there's. anything to cook with you've reached. another level yeah another level of. Hotel yeah some hotels there's well one. time I remember I called down to the. front desk I was like hey do you guys. have uh internet and the God's like let.
me check and I'm like let me check check. like let me see hold on I haven't heard. of that I'll get back to you but then I. hear him he's actually looking it up on. the computer Google he goes to Google do. we have internet Google search it just. dude one time we stopped in Lexington. and I went in to check in and it was. kind of during the pandemic so people. were kind of on their wit end here and. there sure sure and um you'd see people. wearing neck braces for no reason all. type of stuff mhm didn't know what was.
going on assorted medical devices yeah. yeah it was very assorted medical and um. this dude I go in there and it took him. forever bro he just find out there's a. room and I was like is there anything I. can do to expedite this and he's like. I'm sorry sir and then he goes you know. I used to be in a wheelchair and I was. like he used to be is well that's the. thing it's like so he's not currently in. it no and it wasn't like I was just out. of a wheelchair like work with me here.
you know it was just like throwing. something from the past I think yeah I. had a broken arm at one time it's not. currently broken but it was yeah excuse. me did he give you any kind. of so he's making an excuse for just you. trying to hurry him up there's no reason. to hurry things here he's like hey man. give me a [ __ ] break us I used to be. in a wheelchair I used to be in a. wheelchair I was like I used to be in. the fifth grade right like we can't just. really it doesn't really matter that you.
used to be yeah and keep the chair if. you if you still are in like if I. noticed see somebody wheelchair I'm and. be like what can I you know I'm going. work with you here I'll even you know. I'll even take a ride with you or. whatever but like if there's somebody. who's like yeah I used to be or yeah you. know but anyway nice to see you man yeah. are we fired right into the dog medicine. hands got fast dude dude yeah that some. of that though stay in different places. I mean it's. it's it gets it gets easier to it's.
easier to rough it when you're younger. dude for sure well once you haven't not. roughed it right like when that's when. roughing it is the only experience which. was that's what it was forever dude I. mean in the van you know the 15. passenger van it's like oh you had that. long ball huh the long Yeah man cuz. that's but when we had back rows out and. it's all the gear oh yeah so it's less. than 15 seats but there's like six guys. in there all these amps guitars like it.
was a mess dude it was truly a mess yeah. I feel bad for some people now though. like I think of like let's say you're a. new artist and you let's say you have a. song that blows up on the Internet or. whatever and then you're just thrust. into like this really like official. version of yourself even if you're maybe. not like ready for that oh I see what. you're saying even if you just have one. or two songs like you can have something. blow up so hard online that have to get.
a label all this stuff and you it's not. that that's sick dude I'm glad that. people have the capability to like to. achieve that for themselves now cuz that. was something that wasn't really. achievable up until like maybe seven or. eight years ago I think yeah but you. miss so much of like all those good. memories from like the road and like. when it sucked and like playing bars and. nobody's there and all my like favorite. stories man from like my music career a. lot of them are from that time yeah like.
from the like unofficial days you know. what I mean like there's no like the. like an unofficial biography dude you. know what I mean it's like it's those. are the days but I feel like people are. missing that a little bit Yeah like if. you go right on the tour bus dude like. there's no there's no Strife like that's. all you know it's a good point it's kind. of like catch one hit or one like Melody. that really like catches fire on on. social media and then you can be opening. up for someone for sure and then you go. that's your first experience being on.
the road is I'm in a bus and I play in. arenas which dude that would be super. amazing but still it could set you up. for some uh reality what happens when. when you start way up here and not that. that's all the way at the top but if you. kick past people that have been doing it. for 10 years and then all of a sudden. you're cuz like in in country there's a. lot of these like guitar pools and stuff. where you like like let's say there's. three or four of us up here we're all. new artists we're all playing for this. radio station thing or whatever mhm it's.
like let's say one of those guys makes. it to the thing right well let let me so. let me just paint an example of what. could happen you're a new guy or gal and. you have a song that blows up and that's. sick dude I'm pumped for anybody that. that happens to but all of a sudden. you're at the same level of let's. say in in the vacuum of this story the. new artist that you're up there with is. Chris Stapleton right and then you're. sitting up there you maybe have never. met anybody you're playing with and.
they're like all right man this Chris. guy's going to go first and then you'll. play a song after him dude wow and he. fires into just the most singing ass. guitar playing ass thing you've ever. heard the guy's played a thousand shows. dude and you're up there going I gotta. play after this and I have to do it five. more times in front of all these people. and he's going to just blow the doors. off it's like you've entered your Honda. Civic that won a race in your neighbor. neighborhood against the guy driving a.
NASCAR it's like it's so hard to compete. against that yeah dude oh no doubt and. your song has a dance that goes with it. and it's acoustic so the the version. where the dance is cool is not even the. one you get to play at this thing. because it's just you and like some guy. that plays guitar you met at a coffee. shop you know but do you think though it. could be a sign of like the way that. things will will be I remember when when. like cuz there started I remember when. vloggers came out right yep and there.
were people vlogging I didn't even know. what was going on and people and there. was like people were trashing it yeah. people people would trash it for sure. but you would but those guys would sell. out the the vloggers would sell out. comedy clubs like around the country. like people would come and they would us. to do kind of Q&A with their fans and um. and so that kind of came out of nowhere. and then I just wonder like if the. future is. more you know instant right like instant. success right and no judgment of it no.
dude I mean it's just the sign of the. times I think just from you know maybe. in 30 years or whatever that's just like. you're saying that's the only way it. happens right that's what I'm wondering. I wonder if things just evolve where. that's the only way but eventually like. that thing will be monopolized by. somebody like somebody will figure that. out that's it's probably already. happening in some ways either I don't. know who the powers that be whatever you. want to call it we'll figure out some. way to make this thing. okay here's the formula for how you do.
this and how you break this it's. probably already happening a lot to be. honest and here's how we do we got a new. guy he's looks [ __ ] really cool so. here's this cool song and then go sing. this cool song and that's cool yeah and. then they're like great and that guy's. already signed this deal what everybody. thinks you know what's the thing that. people the conspiracy theories oh that. guy's an industry plant oh yeah that's. the that's not really a thing I don't. think dude like I don't think that's a. thing especially in like if you're like.
going to look at like real country. culture like and the street plant dude. people would notice anybody that can uh. button their shirt up correctly first. time yeah they'd be like this guy is. going to be something dude oh yeah yeah. this guy dude in our neighborhood yeah. if somebody had uh gasoline people like. look at this n they're like look at this. guy with his car here dude you know like. oh you working for the cops that was the. biggest thing when I was growing up was. always accusing people of being narcs. dude somebody would get a new pair of.
shoes and be like yeah Ronnie's a. [ __ ] n look at him he's working with. the man dude he's obviously an informant. dude this. guye but though man it's definitely gon. to be but then it's like where does it I. always wonder where does it progress. from there like where do you like when. that's the new thing what's the next new. thing there'll always be another like. version of like what's the way to your. path to like achieving your music dreams. or or your comedy dreams or whatever it.
may be like the path is ever evolving. yeah like I think really the first the. first guy that in country music that. used social media to his Advantage was. like Kane Brown and like probably me. yeah like the first guys that like Kan. and Nashville we had kind of our own. fans going on like the internet helped. us get fans and then we came to town it. was like well these guys already got. stuff going on so I I'm in no way like. shaming anybody that does that because I.
was the first one of the first guys that. like and I didn't even know I was doing. it dude like I I wasn't now people are. probably smart enough to like they're. doing that because they're smart I was. just doing it because I was like oh well. this will kind of like I was like you. know what I'm gonna do is get all these. followers and sell them the my songs. like there was never that well you. started on Vine right you start was that. the social media platform yeah and and. that's the thing too it's like yeah you. don't know where the next social media. platform is going to come right this is. a crazy thing and there's a lot of.
artists out there like man maybe I I I. don't find my way with this social media. platform but there could be one about to. be invented that's going to be the one. that fit there's always something. because what does it start with it. starts with Myspace right Myspace. Facebook Facebook Instagram dude. remember they also had like friends to. they had some other weird things that no. Tik Tok wasn't it. musically musically it was before it was. only where people would like lip sync to. songs that was the only thing and I.
remember seeing it and I was like man. this is a weird platform and they. rebranded and it was the hugest thing. ever oh wait was that where people would. do Duets together yeah no way that was. Tik Tok that was the original version of. Tik Tok was that thing I had like a. secret account there like a Fen account. or whatever and I would go and do these. duets with these Japanese people it's a. lot of uh Asian singers on there and. they would do there was always Duets you. can duet any time of the day with people. from around the world yep yep I mean.
that's invaluable yeah music musical. L. musically oh that's a horrible name so. they mer so they merged so Tik Tock was. another I guess its own company they. kept the name when you have a B flat or. whatever that is in your word of your. name dude that's I'm out yeah yeah not. great marketing there dude you know oh I. didn't know that's who that was though. yep cuz I remember when it came I was. like man this is is like brutal dude.
this is not going to yeah be they. figured something out dude for anybody. who had the app already musically it. just became Tik Tok like I remember it. was an old app on my phone he had it. dude he was ripping dude yeah dude you. were ripping Duets dude pull up some of. your all day let's get those let's get. those going be honest popcorn lung in. there dude. [Laughter]. he's. um well now uh is it hard to make more.
is it hard like once you've had you've. had you've been real fortunate and had a. great career right gosh the luckiest. dude ever yeah yeah and I mean like that. I mean I feel I feel that way dude. anybody who gets yeah it's like you get. obviously there's a lot of good fortune. that's going your way but I've dude I've. thought this a million times I thought. before my last record come out before. the one before that came out I'm like. dude this is just like the best I'll. ever be dude and like everything I do. from here out it's just going to be bad. yeah and it's like I don't know why like.
it's human nature to some extent maybe. yeah it seems normal like I cuz then. like when I put my last record out and. then the fast car thing happened like. that was so unexpected like it was not. never in a million years that I think. what would be the biggest song of your. whole career definitely wouldn't have. cover a fast car would not been on the. list yeah not because I didn't love that. song But like I really recorded it on. kind of a whim because we had some extra. time in the studio yeah and so. sometimes those decisions can be the.
best decisions you know and but I do. think I'm like man well you know I mean. I'm sitting here right now and I could. tell you that today I've at some point. molded over my what's what happens next. or what's my next thing and God like. nobody cares dude and if I don't do this. thing then nobody's going to listen and. it's like bro I'm GNA be playing for. 120,000 people this weekend and I'm. still going well nobody cares dude. nobody wants to do any see me or. anything and it's just like I have to.
like remind myself all the time of like. if I try to have this conversation with. myself is if if I had the the thought. processes that I go over with myself in. my head now if I had them so if I had. them with myself 10 years ago what would. myself 10 years ago say because this. will be my 10th year in Nashville in. September I see and so I go man well I. you know nobody nobody cares if I post. this Instagram story and it only gets. only 150,000 people liked it which is.
insane an insane thought process oh yeah. it's a lot of folks but it's like but. you that's what I think to myself today. and I Bas like well did this post did it. do good and I'm like and if if you feel. like it wasn't then suddenly 10 years. ago 150,000 people had never even heard. of me before ever dude and like never. ever so and then again I'm like also I. got two little kids at home and like my. oldest son isn't even two yet oh so he. definitely is probably still eating for.
free over there oh yeah he's not pulling. his we at all it's brutal you know. guys's got to get to work you know I. mean it's time they should have I love I. know there's a lot of play pens for. children but how about a work pin what. I'm saying work pin D we don't need a. lot of work in there it just be like. things that could be considered play you. know what I mean like hit this nail into. this thing right some yes but how do we. get like chain mail gloves on so that. they don't hurt themselves you know like. a chain mail. for your child you so you can have a.
Game of Thrones Halloween costume one. day absolutely how do we get chain mail. on these children chain mail chain mail. children dude dibs on that band name by. the way chain mail children is sick dude. chain mail children is a good name on. that like uh like like Post Punk chain. mail children chain mail children that's. what I'm going to see tonight basement e. chain mail children dude are they. playing T night they're playing T night. chain mail children yeah oh damn dude I. heard about them where did I hear about. them didn't come to the show you heard. about it on this past weekend on and.
yeah and myself was that it I don't know. if that was it that was the first. reference to their career really yeah it. was yeah it was yeah dude I remember um. I went to oh Marilyn Manson was the. first show that I ever went to um what. was that like it was scary dude was it. how old were you I was 16 they played in. a bar oh man maybe I was 15 15 or 16. around there you say that they like the.
band or yeah like is there a band is it. like oh is Marilyn mans is it just him. no it's he has there so there's a band. and stuff like I've never like I've. never seen the show yeah good point is. there a band yeah like you can't really. think of like somebody being behind that. guy with a trumpet you know right like. like a March like a drum line. interesting who' they have they had. Twiggy Ramirez they. um I don't know who's stilling it oh so. this is like there's a whole there's. kind of a Persona to the band as well.
then huh oh yeah the whole band was I. think semi deceased or whatever is what. they were going for semi deceased. another great B by the way we got a. trademark all these dude semi deceased. opening for chain mail kid chain mail. children oh that happen that happens. dude and there's Mosh Pit training if. you show up a half hour early bro that. was the best safety training how to stay. safe in the mosh pit dude my buddy used. to referee mosh pits and they would give. him like 50 bucks a or something wait so.
is there. penalties like is there laundry on the. field dude like is he like hold on dude. you hit that guy improper dude improper. hit dude is it like a bouncer situation. I think yeah he just like he's just like. he was the guy that's like but he he it. wasn't like don't hurt this guy he was. like just don't call on the stage no he. was stay away from the stage no he was. like once the mosh Pig got going he. would kind of cruise in and out of it. kind of like like keeping things cool.
whistle sometimes a little flashlight. it'd be sick to have a guy in there. that's just like you get a couple like. lesser known UFC guys and you just kind. of put them in the crowd and you're like. dude just wreck people in there you know. what I'm like if some guy's out of hand. just just just Flatline this dude right. in front of everybody everyone's like. man we should chill a little bit you. know just just make you just become your. own policeman yeah this is it oh okay oh. that guy didn't like some of the other. guys Behavior so that guy was in theory.
what your friend was ju what I just said. y you go in and just jaw a guy and make. an example out of somebody I love that. dude what a gig dude $50 that seems. underpaid for that gig a little bit dude. I think yeah we probably they might have. been some uh some uh fiscal. discrepancies over there you know I've. had some bad. habits and I've tried to kick them and. some some sometimes I'll go a few weeks. and I'm doing well and sometimes I have. a set. back you know and it's it's true that.
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like you know it's crazy to like it's. like for the sake of what it is like not. having really talked about it at all. really is it when you put out a new. album does it how tough is it to like. cuz like you know what your fans like. kind of are people that come to see you. have a general idea sure and then do. yeah is it spooky to like try and change. that but also evolve for yourself and. then like who am I even becoming like. that sort of thing yeah man I think.
about that a lot you know going back to. when we were talking a little bit ago. like what do you think about yourself or. your career what's next and it's I've. always I've always said this to myself. was like I want to like grow up with my. fan base like you know somebody that. listened to me that's been a fan of me. well maybe it's been 10 years dude I. mean I'm 34 so when I was 24 I just. moved to Nashville I did have some fans. not a lot but some and I meet people. that like dude I was a fan been a fan. since the vine days dude you know like. still meet people that say that and so.
if you were a fan of mine then let's say. you were even if you were 18 so you were. years younger than me well now you're. you're not 18 anymore you're 28 you know. you could be 28 you could be married. with kids whatever it is like you know. and there's a huge part of me that that. I worry like will I age myself out like. am I does anybody even want to hear. songs about being a dad or whatever and. it's like I hope so but like I also I.
don't want to you know I feel like I. could go get with you know I'm I'm not. the world's best writer but I'm lucky to. be friends with a lot of guys that are I. feel like and so I could go get in a. room with them and write you know. something like beerer broke my heart or. you know when it rains it pours like I. could try to recreate that time and time. again and I sometimes I like I want to. do that because I selfishly I'm like. well that would make me this or that.
would give me another big song or. whatever but it's like I've just been. you know like I said I've got I've got. two boys that are under two years old. man so like my life is dominated by the. thoughts of like being there for them. and like you know I want to be their dad. first and so I I I had to like write. this I had to do this project because. it's the only thing that's been on my. mind like when I go get in the writing. room and someone's like man let's write. something fun dude and this uptempo.
thing and it's like it's hard to like. get in that mindset because all the. things I'm doing is like dud like. grilling dogs and like yeah like playing. in the kitty pool like but it's hard to. like get in that like the mindset of. like you know yeah you can't have tickle. that kiddo and have it be you know chain. maill children that's one of their look. and this is going to turn into. fundraiser for kids who have been Abus. maybe but um it's funny that you say.
some of that cuz I sat one uh one day I. was sitting with this guy that owns a. management company um for comedians they. probably the biggest management company. and yeah he was saying well you want to. grow up with your fan base you know you. want because they're going to evolve and. if you just stay like this like not stay. but if you're kind of a you know they. they if you fail to evolve then right it. could be you're just you're not going to. it can become stale yeah it's like it. just becomes okay man well I've you know.
I mean if except for the one guy that's. eating 10,000 Big Macs or whatever it is. you can't eat it every meal dude I mean. not that they're not good yeah but you. want a little something like the menu's. got to expand a little bit yeah and not. that you can't come back to the classics. at some point oh yeah my mother would. always get a MC fish I. remember mcfish dude and it it always is. that the pre fillet of fish the second. shorter it I was like I don't even know. her anymore Mick fish dude is that crazy.
dude I didn't know they had it she did. it to kind of be like she was involving. with her fan base dog you know what I'm. saying. like she was like she was we were. learning new yeah you learning new you. know flavor of the week dude he's a. mcfish guy you know what I mean but she. would like get us to be quiet and then. she would order the mcfish and I would. be. like nobody cares if we're loud while. you order it it's not to make us any not. poor it's not going to make us the.
people at the window will think we have. class if you guys aren't screaming why. we this make fish you know what I mean. that right there that is exactly who my. mother is exactly who she is I've never. been able to put it in the hor you damn. kid shut the hell up let me horse make. fish right now and it's like little yes. yeah little Theodore will have a uh. he'll have a junior children's meal. yeah and I'll have she would get.
everybody he's definitely not a [ __ ] ass. who stole a bike last week for. sure and I'll have a mcfish she was like. like that was The. Classy the like now is that wild caught. or is it farm. raised I'll take blacken the blackened. mcfish yeah yeah dud. blackened was such a trag oh it's wild. caught dude it says really no chance.
dude that it's wild it does on there is. no chance dude well luk now give them. their chance okay look luk this is. probably legitimate information they. have a JPEG with it um our fish sandwich. recipe features a crispy fish filet. Patty that's the interest filet Patty is. a weird term filet Patty complete. contradiction dude right there that's. like saying dude this riy steak that's. now a hamburger though but it a RI by. steak at one point yeah this filet.
McNugget is really up to no good yeah it. says wild caught Alaskan pollock on. melty American cheese and is topped with. creamy McDonald's tarar sauce wow next. guest for the show needs to be a guy. that works on the McDonald's fishing. vessel yes how do like cuz we need a. little bit of the mcap. the the MC skipper dudei. dude we should get to the bottom of is.
it really fish like can we find the guy. that caught my filet fish dude my MC. fish is he he's out there dude he's out. there he's in Alaska right now dude I. don't know if he's in Alaska Salty Dog. dude that caught that mcfish dude is out. there man if I believe that the guy's. ever been to. Alaska wild caught dude wild caught. though that's the part I'm not sure of I. don't even know we've talked about so. far um but it's about father and I know.
you have some new children right yep and. I know your family moved here. um I I remember hearing you talk before. on uh that your family had moved to my. parents mov to town yeah how's that been. it's been awesome I mean it's been it's. been an adjustment for them you know I. mean we you know I we most of my life. lived in Asheville North Carolina so oh. it's fun over there orange peel we. played there before I love the orange. peel man it's a great place that whole. town is just and also the hillside you.
could like just roll off of a building. and end up in a damn different County. almost yeah you could dude and it's it's. but it was an adjustment period for. especially my dad you know what I mean. like I mean all his buddies live there. yeah you know but it's I remember a. buddy of mine telling me you know I. think it's just you know it's the it's. the like this whole dad's project is. just all these different thought. processes that happen with you know. excuse me the way my dad sees things and.
the way that I see things now and the. way I see things maybe what was his. perspective when he was doing this with. me or you know what are my kids going to. think about me or how am I going to be. remembered by them and I remember a. friend of mine who wrote on this project. with me he was telling me it was his. dad's 70th birthday recently and he. called his dad and he was like well you. know old man how's it feel you know and. he said well Ain't No Way Around It pal. this is the ninth.
inning and I just remember being like. God like what a thought like what a like. damn and it was just like I remember. like ever I've never forgot that quote. and because you know I think that a lot. of the you know the the struggles that. you know my my dad had to come in here. or it was a combination of like okay. well he's moving on from you know they. lived in Asheville for 25 something. years dude in the same house like ra me. there and all these memories that are.
left behind and friends that are left. behind and everything that you know has. changed and then also coming to terms. with the fact that you that you you. yourself are aging and kind of like. maybe that that fear of what's next or. you know how long do you have like I. can't imagine what that process is like. but that quote stuck with me did your. relationship with your dad change after. you had boys you have two boys I have. two boys yeah and yeah yeah man it. became you know I had a lot more um I.
had a lot more understanding and Grace. for you know decisions that that he made. or you know things that maybe I did that. I didn't understand well why is he upset. about this thing or why would this make. him upset like right you know and I've. had friends in the last couple years. that have lost their dads and watching. them go through that and it's just all. it's just this constant theme of like. that's where we are in life like we're. at this weird like kind of turnover. point where like people begin to lose. their parents and then you.
are you like soon you will be the oldest. man in your family yeah D which is a. scary thought even though I'm only 34. but like you're like okay if I'm 40 am I. like I'm the oldest generation of maybe. man that my children will know yeah hope. it's a weird it's a weird thought you. know it's just like it's a strange oh. yeah D it's a strange strange time for. sure in a good way but it's just yeah. there's so many little phases you go.
through like a like you you know you. could be a son a brother an uncle a dad. a grandp you know there's all like these. little roles and stuff that you have and. yeah getting older like almost all my. friends have children except me I was. like I got to get some damn children but. you can't just be yelling that off your. back porch you know yeah so you got to. actually have a game plan too and get a. spouse that would be a good strategy for. sure I think that' be a good start for. sure you know it' be a good start good.
jumping off point I think you know um. what were some of the songs I listen to. uh front door famous that's awesome yeah. I love that that would made me that. would made me really like feel something. you know yeah love the whole thing Man. it turned out we you know I cut the. record live so it was just like we just. cut it on the floor like me two. different sessions one one evening we. cut five songs the other evening we cut. seven and so when you say cut it live. like what does that term mean so like we. would just like let's say we're in a. room like this and it's almost set up.
like a show in the studio and then they. just hit record and play the whole thing. down and like that's what you're hearing. you we did that twice for each song and. then they went okay well this one's. better than the other one so that's the. one we're using so it's just there's no. like when we normally make a record you. know it's not it's more of a timed so. like I think you'd have to fact check me. on this but like I don't think in some. ways that staple gets the credit he. deserves cuz he records all of his.
records like that wow and it's so hard. to do that dude like you have to be the. artist has to be so dialed in obviously. the musicians are unbelievable anyways. like those guys that's just one take. that's it yeah or or and if you mess up. it's like well we got to do another take. now it's not like there's no stopping. and starting there's no mixing and. matching that there's no mixing a match. it's all just top to bottom like you. know and I would do every record if I. could like that I enjoyed that process. so much cuz like the stakes feel high.
you know right feels like mean something. like hey man like I got to like bring. something to this take dude like it's. not another sing this line six times and. then if you package it together right so. it separates and a lot dude and I'm not. I mean with the stapletons of the world. like it separates the the the you know. the the strong from the weak like if. every record had to be recorded like. that a lot of your favorite artists. would not be recorded yeah you know what. I'm saying like it just just it takes. such a level of talent and I'm not.
saying that I have that I don't want to. sound like that but when you look at the. chrises of the world and the other. people that do that and I mean the. studio musicians deserve so much credit. dude I mean those guys are wicked dude I. mean it is unreal how good those guys. are man oh yeah such underappreciated. part I've never been a studio musician. but it looks insanely hard and yeah it's. it's a lot of the best people in the. world really I would say yeah a lot of. the best musicians in the world live in. Nashville I mean without a doubt and not. just country singers we're talking bass.
players guitar players drummers and it's. like a lot of them are guys that unless. you live in that super Niche Community. like you've never heard of yeah some of. the best drummers in the world you've. never heard of them but they play on. every record that you've ever listened. to I know it's kind of wild huh it's. really kind of wild the limitedness that. we usually know about like um the people. on stage a lot of times yeah like the. behind the scenes guys dude and even. like my guys in my band like they're not. even the guys playing on the records. dude what oh cuz you use a different.
group to session players are a whole. different thing than the studio guys not. that those guys couldn't be both if they. chose to but the most of the best. session players are just session players. I mean they go and there I'm talking you. just below your mind like your favorite. drummer's favorite drummer is a session. player right your favorite bass player's. favorite base player is a session player. like and those guys are just under. thought of like if you go looked at the. credits of any country album for the.
last 10 years like who's playing fiddle. or who's playing Doo it's the same three. four. cats any instrument I mean there's three. four guys of any instrument that's like. that's the guy you call or that's the. girl you call there was probably year. round doing it huh every day they're. doing it every day God I mean God we. should have got into a different. trade those guys are they're they're. wild man that's what I'm thinking about. they're so good dude yeah so yeah I. guess being like a it's like you get to. see like where all your parent like just.
things that they didn't do or that they. couldn't do it makes a lot more sense. paren yeah I mean there's so many things. where you go you know you think when. you're a kid right or my mom or my dad. did this thing and I would never do that. you know I wouldn't ever do that to my. kids or whatever and you know sometimes. those things end up being like yeah man. I still would never do that and. sometimes you go oh now I get why we had. to do that why they did that thing it. makes a lot of sense now like it to me. it unlocks. this some at at least for me it did you.
know it unlocks some part of your brain. that's inaccessible in some ways like. once the kid that's happened dude it's. this whole new level of like caring. about something or loving something. that's like you know it's not the same. way you love your wife or your husband. or whoever you love it's a different. kind of thing and you were shocked it. was that new huh yes dude it was just. like you know cuz you hear like a whole. new cord or something yeah like all. those cliches dude you he about well you.
wait to how fast it goes and you know. just you going to find out like all that. cheesy [ __ ]. is right it's all true dude like all. that stuff makes so much sense like when. and all they're cliches cuz they people. say them all the time because they're. true yeah know and it really is it's. really been a wild experience the ju to. position too is weird like cuz I'm on. this tour right now and you know people. are like and I it's no fault to anybody. but they a lot of people don't really. know what touring is like so they kind.
of assume like what it why do you ever. see your kids you you must be gone all. the time and I'm like I'm home more days. a week than I'm gone or the same amount. about like I'm home like three and a. half days a week I'm gone like three and. a half days a week so that's more than. most people that work 40 hours a day get. to spend it's a good point at home with. their kids you know so like I get to but. it's such a a weird J to position to go. from you go out let's say fly to you.
know Phoenix or wherever and you play. two nights in the same stadium dude and. the next day you're home dude and you're. just Dad and there's nobody there me we. live in a two-bedroom two-b house that's. 2100 foot dude yeah and the kids are. what general admission yeah they're GA. they don't even pay well they just no. they just get in free kids eat free dude. oh yeah so they just come in and just. take the place over dude dude that would. be the best tour you could have if you. had a kid to. but dude sponsored by Ryan's Buffet yeah.
or golden crra either one oh yeah that. would be the best and they should have a. contest too what's the farthest somebody. can hum a McNugget and and another kid. catch like a like a Beer Olympics but. it's Buffet Olympics just a McNugget. there's something so American about. seeing a McNugget go through the. McNugget Cannon you can jam like a. hundred in a T-shirt cannon and just. blast m nuggets out into the crowd dude.
oh everybody's just catching them on. their there' be some good slow-mo shots. it's like that kiss cam with the. McNugget mnet cam dude but dude that's. how it's going to get I think if people. if it gets so bad where people can't. afford to eat or whatever then they're. going to be like the concerts will be. events yes food will be how to get. people to events got it 100% man that's. the thing you're going to need yep pay. for the show stay for the food yeah you. know what I. [Laughter]. mean could you even imagine what a huge.
Buffet would be like at a freaking in a. stadium like if it was every kind like. the world's longest Buffet you know is. it like it just snakes through the whole. floor where yeah let's bring that up. where is the world's longest Buffet okay. can let's take bets what do you think um. I'm gonna guess probably in like a. Midwest somewhere in the midwest okay. I'm gonna guess I don't I don't know by. the way I really don't know I'm going to. go with a little bit more of the orange. Midwest I'm going to say China I think.
world's longest so world's longest. world's longest because they are Buffet. is longest or largest is it different oh. it's a good. question. biggest Pennsylvania dude wow not not. it's is it Midwest I think it's Upper. Midwest it feels very Eastern Midwest. really it's lower Dutch I know I it's in. 1962 under trees Mr and Miss Henry. Martin sold produce along the road that.
was the beginning of the Shady Maple. Farm Market according to Shady Maple um. the largest buffet in Lancaster County. Pennsylvania Shady Maple smorgasborg. smorgasborg there used to be a smish. board in Hermitage when I lived out. there do you remember that place it was. called and what is it is just a place to. eat as much as you can it's yes well I. think I I believe now this is big big. English language guy big vocab guy here.
but I believe a smish board means. there's a lot of different kinds of food. in one place whoa God that sounds insane. you know what I. mean it's sound like you're making stuff. complete literary knowledge let's see. what is smorgus boy self-service lunch. in or supper offering a large variety of. foods and dishes oh wow from Swedish. smorgus board above mayil oh it sounds. great yeah that smorgas board um so it's.
just Swedish for Buffet yeah it's just. yeah it's the Swedish version of buffet. dude this what it is yeah why do they. make it sound so crazy. yeah I feel like everything you want to. eat is just even that word has all seems. like it has a lot of calorie and just. smorgus spk um what uh what was your. first car Luke speaking of your car song. doing so great M my first car I got was. a did a purple Subaru.
Outback used why the lady my mom worked. at got a new car and she gave my mom a. deal on it and it dude it was actually. dud purple they had purple it was like a. it was a deep Indigo oh it was a deep. Indigo it was much older than these. versions you're looking at these are way. newer this is probably a. 200 maybe a 99 2001 2000 type model. there we go that's the one dude there. she is oh that I mean that's about the.
exact car that's beautiful now. about three months after I got it. totaled it and ended up dude and it had. I'm talking about I I didn't realize how. nice it was cuz it had leather seats. heated seats and I was like but I was. like dude I'm driving around in this. like Mom wagon dude wrecked it and then. my parents got me a. $500 Dodge Neon that had been previous. total dude look up a 2,000 Dodge Neon.
Basel no automatic windows no automatic. doors carpet seats oh my God it's. beautiful well oh there she is dude. probably that fourth picture on the top. it was probably mother that's about. exactly what I was cruising my mother. got a Dodge Neon and we used to me and. my brother used to go sleep in it at. night we go sit out there and sleep in. it and um it was beautiful I would like. to say that but also yeah it is crazy. how they will sell you in this country. they will sell you a previously.
total has been destroyed somebody out. there has my total in purple Outback. right now dude it's like selling. somebody a dead friend or whatever like. and they're like yeah but he's like he's. all good now you know what I mean like. now it's cool dude but dude that's in. the past bro yeah his death was in the. past you have to give him a second. chance going online without. expressvpn it's kind of like when you. leave your keys in the car at the gas.
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is no game it's essentially just hey man. like if you're in a group of people you. go hey if you do are you garbage there. it is card game game so we we've played. this but now we have a list going on our. phone that's like hundreds of items long. cuz we played the game so much that we. ran out of stuff right and that said. that tell people they are garbage huh so. it's oh Shane Gillis has played are you. garbage it looks like so we have I was. going to pop this all it is is really. conversation starter yeah fodder but all.
the ones we've come up with Ratt years. so it's really just it provokes a. conversation amongst friends mhm let's. see like okay like you take a tour of a. factory are you. garbage oh like it's a it's all just. little things like that that's a great. question where you're like if you let me. see this yeah because attempting to. light a fart on fire oh garbage yeah if. you're a woman yeah yeah I think I think. yeah if you're a guy you're an.
industrial okay let's see what else we. got see you're a guy you might be one of. the right Brothers I have no idea I. don't want to stop your your fire but oh. uh. like but yeah if you're a woman in your. indoors that's a l like having crackers. as a like a topping on like a like a. casserole trash that's completely trash. dude yeah dude if you ever crumbled up a. couple. and that's like you're topping on top of. your your dish yeah yeah dude if you.
have two also if you use a lot of. toppings toppings are totally fixings. dude fixing are a whole thing why is. this stuff making me dial after but yeah. if you have that much fixings. dude just. we bu so it's like trash to like buying. merch from a gas station like if you buy. like a clothing item from a gas station. oh non ironically right if you're like.
yeah what wonder what they got you were. like man I bet they got something nice. like you ever hit a loves and for a. spring collection there's a guy that's. unironically thumbing through the shirts. and he's like oh yeah these are kind of. fire you know like he's thinking like. these are pretty fire shirts dude God. some of these oh the trucking Community. this yeah a lot of the trucking. Community they'll like oh this shirt. goes with that statue and they'll always. say that. too they always have like a lot of like. it'll be like a dolphin unicorn like but.
single animal merged animal it'll be. like merged animal that would be the. section it's like lier from li like um. it's like um like the like a centaur yep. Centaur tits and a horse body. yep dude another arar is using the like. using the like the bathtub or a sink at. a hotel like as a cooler. so like putting ice in it and then like. filling St like putting your drinks in.
the that receptacle cuz then if you. don't use a shower at all that's the. thing that that's even worse so then. what are you you're not showering in Li. of. having yeah just some cozy cold drinks. cold it's a very spring break feel I. feel like to that what did we do dude we. got uh well my first car was 84 Ford. Escort and somebody had it was beautiful. well was pretty much semi beautiful. probably and some and somebody had stole. the passenger seat out of it right see.
like this happened while you owned it or. when you got it it had already been. thieved uh when I got the vehicle I had. it for like three days and somebody sold. it I think it was the guy I think he. didn't want to sell the whole car so he. he fenced it he fenced the seat yeah he. came in and was like you know what I'm. taking this back I didn't mean to sell. you the whole car I wanted that seat out. of there dude I forgot dude hey I forgot. my wife told me not do hey we had our. first kid on that seat and she told me.
not that's a momento it was. a it was the 84 Ford Escort baby and I. got God I paid 600 large for that thing. what color was it which one like what. what's the most accurate representation. on Gray they only had I think of the 84. hard top I don't know hard top. dude dude love the how this two clean. 1984 for escort dude I'm saying a hard. top like there was any other Fu that.
like a drop top dude you got some coin. now go buy an 84 escort and chop the top. off of it dude get a convertible top one. dude no I think it's supposed to have. the top on it so you can get safely to. school that's what I did in it but. somebody stole my passenger seat I had. for three days so then the crazy part. was you go pick a girl up and they get. in the car in but they had to get in the. back through the front like only had the. front door yeah so then again just well. at least you didn't have to flip the.
seat up yeah so that part was actually. nice but then if somebody wanted to be. right by you they'd have to get right on. their knees yeah so they could but it's. like built-in like lounger though kind. of if that's true they want to sit in. the back and chill for girls like a king. Vibe for girls girls didn't like it yeah. probably could see that yeah girls like. I don't know what's happening they were. like man this car is like really trashy. and you were like no it's cool dude I. love it I love this car and I and then. one time it got T-boned outside of a.
uh outside of it this I think I think. place called Isidor or something some. little sandwich shop giggies or. something smorgus board smish board. [ __ ] yes Bo [ __ ] bird snacks baby. but yeah so and I got T-boned and then. after that I was dating this cute girl. but every time I'd go to her house I. would try to hide the car at an angle it. was so banged up now. where like almost the angle she'd walked. and get in she wouldn't really be able.
to see all the damage the damage my neon. used to um when I would stop the. radiator would leak a little bit so like. if I wasn't driving like the radiator. like there was a lit it was like that. like kind of that rubberized like top or. the on the radiator tube there and it. had just the littlest crack in there and. me and my dad we tried to fix it a. million times but it would get so hot. that like no matter what you put over it. wouldn't stick like all the best like. lock tip Bond and all that stuff like. the heat would get it so it would like.
spit stuff out of it and then that would. get on like the engine block and so. anytime I would stop it would just smoke. a just a little bit dude so I'm I. already like spending my. last2 I was spending my last $ two. buying fish tacos at you know Long John. Silvers anyways I'm already embarrassed. to with myself and then like they like. if there was anybody that you would see. and you're in the Drive-Thru waiting to. get your $2 tacos and your car is like.
smoking and they're like dude maybe and. they look at you and you're 300 lb dude. and they're like you probably shouldn't. be getting these tacos you know yeah I. guess they're like just fix the car man. like just miss a couple tacos like. you're going be fine yeah yeah at a. certain point dude you got to look at. the scale yeah it's Justice just do you. do you need Baja Fish Tacos you don't. you don't dude it's like the mcfish you. don't need it you know what I mean God. when she ordered it though and you would.
see other people in the distance look. over at us when she order it and [ __ ]. and I'd be so ashamed I would be like. but it was wild caught though so it's. fine yeah I don't know where it seemed. like they I would say yeah it seemed. like outdoor caught some of it it was. kind of Darker some of the fish but out. out in caught in nature would be like a. better caught in the wild caught out the. open coerced it said on the side of it. wildly coerced. first I don't know if this is good fish. or. not um and did you take any good trips.
recently man have You' been anywhere fun. for vacation for vacation gosh dude I. hadn't been we hadn't been on like a. real vacation. in like me and the wife I mean we. haven't gone on vacation I mean we got. two we have had two kids back to back. dude so we're like do they sleep in. y'all's room y'all's children no we have. we just the youngest one he just left. our room a month or two ago so our boy. share room right now oh that's fun huh. so it's I mean you know if they were.
older I think it'd be fun but I think. now they're just kind of like how can I. keep the other one awake like they don't. really know what they're doing or why. they're doing it they just like one of. them's always making noise and the other. one's like looking and like our On's. like he can't even like he's just now. able to kind of like pull himself up so. he's like a fall risk just all the time. yeah he's like in the crib and he's like. trying to look at the other one cuz he's. rattling the blinds and it's like. they're always doing something like a.
band that's on drugs or something it's. kind of it kind of is of some of the. stories to think back on it you know. some of our guys have probably done some. similar things Road at times dude you. know oh my God but it's it we haven't. gone I mean we gosh man I mean I've been. it's it feels like I've been all over. the world in the last couple years but. like as just going on a vacation I know. it's hard to find a spot and really get. in and like all right let's go do it. yeah and it's like it's weird too cuz. like you know vacation for me is like. getting to be home like that feels like.
vacation to me yeah but then like my. wife is home a lot with the kids and. stuff so she does want to like make like. get away and go somewhere and do. something and it's like you know finding. that time where you know I don't feel. like I'm traveling somewhere every week. and going back and forth yeah stuff can. burn you up man you know it's just it's. a wild it's a wild thing man right now. we're just in this weird balance because. of the kids right now cuz they're so. small and there's nothing you can do you. have to take care of them every day 100%. like I mean that's that's the number one.
thing dude I mean there is no you know. the kids don't care about the state they. don't know anything and do they rate you. guys or anything like how do you know. there's there is a complaint box or yeah. do you get like get an email every week. from them like how do you know how. you're doing you don't they're alive if. they're still if they're still alive and. kicking dude at this point you're doing. pretty good job but there's not there's. not there's not somebody that comes when. they're like three years old and gives. you like a a performance review just.
like somebody should it should well you. know what I we were saying this when we. had our first kid we walked out the. hospital and I'm like dude we had this. kid two days. ago and bro I got to take a test to. drive a car dude and they're they'll. just give you a human life like all. right here you go don't matter who you. are yeah what your background is there's. no questions asked really dude yeah. they're just like hey man like you'll be.
good man like you people your parents. figured it out oh yeah especially if you. want a mix kid they'll just hand you one. down there a lot of these places I'm. like all right this is crazy like it's. just it's a wild west dude the kids. thing is like it's a wild west man it's. that it's like there is no you know I. read all the like well how to be a how. to be a rodeo daddy or whatever how to. be you know eight seconds with my. yeah the wildest 18 years of your 8C.
life you know it's like but yeah. parenting and fishing you like magazine. like that seems how how parenting is. like noodling you know it's like yeah. yeah just stick and prey baby you know. what I mean uh it it's a wild ride man. but the the dad thing was was really fun. to do and that's just where my head's. been recently and and do you start to. think like hey we got to get this third. or fourth or fifth child out of the way. now or do you start to strategize it.
like I mean the deadlines do feel. looming right like if you want to have. you know I mean because every time you. have a a kid it's like it starts over. like the whole like okay well now it's. like when we don't have kids is 18 years. from now now again right again we just. restarted the clock restart like going. back to jail kids like a loving jail. with other people you care about the. best jail ever kind of that's like yeah. it's like but it does it's such the best.
jail ever that's one of the songs on the. new album on chain mail children dude. yeah the best jail ever yeah work pin. dude yeah they should have the best jail. ever huh but I don't we think about like. well how you know then you think about. how close do I want the kids to be to. each other like how you know how does it. what's what's tour look like next year. is it going to be extra busy or we have. Lighty year like it's weird to think. about that stuff because at the end of. the day you're talking about like.
potentially like a person right that. will be like a alive doing like have an. entire life you know so like I don't. know I often wonder you know often I. often not fantasize as the wrong word. but like think about you. know it just being like being like my. kids's parents is like I almost worry. about them like finding out what I do. and some ways you mean dance at night. yeah like we have like put on a nice.
vinyl you know danceing living wouldn't. that be great if that's what you meant. like I just don't want them to know then. I dance that sometimes I'll occasionally. dance classically trained yeah I'll. dance for their mother in the evening. boy ballerina in the evening you know. what I. mean um yeah I guess I wonder how kids. you know CU it is so tough you see so. many kids that are somehow traumatized. or face some sort of like by right like. their parents just the byproduct of. their parents being in the Limelight. especially maybe in I don't know if.
especially in music maybe not especially. but just in the Limelight yeah I I think. about it a lot you know because I go you. know I don't like and it's it's going to. sound weird it's like you almost wish. they could just not know in some ways. and not because I don't want them to. know that's not what I'm getting at it's. like I almost just want them to be like. naive to the whole thing for as long as. it's humanly possible yeah like I want. them only thing they're worried about is. like riding bikes and playing trucks and.
you know riding around on the playist. with Mom and Dad and like I don't but. there gets to a point like you know as. soon as like school is looming like you. know I've got some other artist buddies. that have kids and they're like well you. got to tell them or somebody else is. going to tell them it's almost like. telling your kids there's no Santa or. something like but it's like the. opposite of that it's like the opposite. of that like telling your kids there is. a loot Combs right yeah and it's like. you I don't want them to like ever I. don't want my kids to ever think of me. that way like I sure I want him to be.
really was good some of his early stuff. I like better the last couple albums. were just garbage dude once he had us. they just you know they just really. stunk he put imag if that happened to a. kid where their dads their sales weren't. as good after they had. children and they were like we have the. uh uh me and my buddies have the the. golf Theory dude once you start playing. golf sh gets bad no no well for sure I. think for me at least but it's once like. the great golfers once they have kids it.
gets harder to maintain like cuz the. amount of like practice and stuff that. they have to do I mean I don't I know. next to nothing about being a. professional golfer by the way this is. just a guy who watches Golf and like. wishes that he could do golf yeah I. always pretend like something came up. and my friends asked me to go play golf. or. something you're like sorry man I gotta. I got to go do something I got to go. vote I'll even say that yeah and they're. like what and you're like you're like.
yeah yeah they're voting for the com. troller we City comp controller want to. just practice him for the big big game. in November big thing you know like I. was having a a practice Super Bowl party. tonight so I actually can't I wanted to. make sure the the Super Bowl party would. be good but it's not you know I have a. run through did you uh um did you ever. have you played the Super Bowl yet mm no. there hasn't been a country artists on. the super Super Bowl. in long time who was the last one it was.
a it was a big medley of people I. believe it's Clint Black uh Travis trit. Shania Tanya Tucker wow um it was like a. bunch of country artists that did like a. big medley thing I believe now there's. been a bunch of artists that have done. the anthem right but as for the halftime. show there hasn't been one since you'd. have to look it up the mid. 90s re. The Anthem though the anthem you mean. like the actual halftime show yeah it's.
been it only happened one. time only one time ever. yep. wow that seems unreal huh start Shia. Twain gwy Stefani and sting okay so. Shania was different than the the other. medley thing right so they had sh twice. yeah so twice ever I would imagine that. at some point. Taylor Swift has to do it at oh it's a. good point but I don't know if that. would still be consider I don't if that.
would start as a a considered a country. artist now doing that it's kind of. universal but like to think like a guy. like G's never done it a guy like George. Strait's never done it you know like so. many of these guys oh yeah I watched. Garing it you know have you gotten to. spend much time with G ever i h I have. not a ton of time um but we've we've. spoken many times like I took my band. out to see his um. his uh show out in Vegas um I was out. there I was playing like a private event.
and it didn't start till like 11:30 or. something like super late night it's. like a birthday party thing um and so. you know we got to Vegas like in the. morning so I'm like what what the hell. do we do all day so I start looking. stuff up I'm like oh my gosh G's playing. and tonight has doing his show got to. see it so I'm like and the band like I I. told the band I was like I hit my. manager up I was like hit up gar folks. and see if we can maybe get some tickets. and you know um so man yeah he came in. dude we got over there and dude he came.
in and said hey to the band and like the. band had no idea we were going to meet. him at all cuz like some dude my band. guys are like in a couple of them's from. Oklahoma and stuff so they love him they. love him dude drawings of him at home. and so 100% they do and uh but he came. in and talked to everybody and got us. great SE they let us come in like cuz. you know those shows there are like no. phones or whatever I think like a lot of. the Vegas stuff you can't have your. phone or something um yeah cuz they. don't want yeah I think they don't want. anybody having their phone to like see.
so they can't like. record sell at like streams. Vietnam all kind of stuff yep so they. let us come in like right when the. lights went down they like brought us in. because like I was like hey man I want. to come but there's no like at those. theaters there's not really like sweets. or like backstage you don't want to take. away from his his attention I'm like hey. man I just want to like come in like. just sit this thing and like not you. know yeah I it's weird like I tell. people like man I don't really like. being the center of attention as weird.
as that is considering what I do it. makes me like really uncomfortable like. when people make like a big deal about. me like being at stuff or yeah and I'm. just like oh gosh man like I I don't I. don't really try to not think about. myself that way yeah well it's. interesting yeah because if you start. thinking about yourself that way I think. it's almost better to try and purposely. not think of yourself as that way almost. like let me add in some things that'll. be seem a little bit more normal you. know I got this cyber truck and that was. been kind of a nightmare cuz it's fun to. drive but it's just too much attention.
you know I saw it and then I'll be. hiding in it and I'll. just do you like it. though it's fun yeah but it's it's quiet. too it's like pixelated looks pixelated. you know yeah it feels like you just. travel like you're literally it feels. like you'll put like you'll press the. gas and you'll wake up in damn August. dude it just yeah you're G on and it the. the it's like instant torque in those. things you in the future you could go 0.
to 60 in like two seconds and that thing. just and half a yawn brother you be over. there get you there quick I got electric. Polaris dude and it's the same thing is. it Cooks huh absolutely crushes but it. doesn't smell like gas dude my car used. to have loose gas in it I remember when. I was in high school yeah my second. vehicle was at Ford Jimmy or uh GMC. Jimmy yeah GMC. actually I think it was a GMC 4 Jimmy it. was It was kind of two cars mixed.
together it was a merger yeah welded. together vehicle it was previously. owned yeah yeah previously totaled you. know um do you are there Parts you that. like because once you get to a certain. level of just being known you. can't there's you can never kind of go. back to some of those just like. um it's weird in life sometimes it feels. like you'll be able to go back and you. can't right you can't get back like just.
how you felt at the time like sure sure. you know yeah and it's I guess it's just. life do you ever feel like like in in. this I I I I don't know much about the. the world of Comedy other than just. being a fan of it but like is you ever. get sometimes where you're like man you. kind of like saw how the sausage was. made a little bit and you're just like. man like you saw behind the curtain. littleit you know what I'm saying like. you haven't heard you've heard that. seeing behind the curtain seeing out of. sausage is made you know what I mean you.
know what I'm saying dude I do not. brother youe yeah you do do you mean. like you heard seeing like seeing how. like movies and TV and music are made. yes oh 100% yes yes you know like no one. if you saw how they made a hot dog you. probably wouldn't want to eat dog you. know what I'm saying like if I saw the. me hot dogs I would a call Child. Protective Services. but it's I feel like sometimes the. entertainment business can be that way. oh I agree where you're like man I you.
know it just it loses that like it loses. that thing the magic right like the. shine or the whatever is like you know. oh there's something wonderful about. sitting at home just thinking like man. what it would be like to be on this. thing like The Voice or like a show you. know like but then you don't realize if. you are on that like all just the just. like you see all the behind the working. so it's still part of a dream but it. doesn't have the same look as if you're. just like just viewing it you know yeah.
you lose you just lose a little well I. just like I can't even like and you're. you may be this way with like comedy and. stuff but I can't even like consume. music the way I used to like I'm. constantly like not critiquing it but. I'm looking through at it through a. different lens through business more. lens different things like that yeah I'm. like man well this is so good cuz this. thing and that and before it was just. good yeah like the song was good or the. artist was just good it wasn't like well. this guy is really he's playing this.
character or this girl is really great. at this one vocal technique thing it's. like you didn't almost like when you. don't know why it's good it's better you. know what I mean oh yeah dude and now. sometimes I'm like now I can you read. the ingredients now right and I'm like. oh it's good cuz this thing happened or. that thing happened or you know yeah. things were has yeah everything had a. little bit more magic in it before you. knew what what was going on yeah and. it's you'd love to be able to kind of. get that to be able to recapture that.
would be you know and there's moments I. mean you know I mean it dude it's still. the best I mean we're still living our. dream in a lot of you know almost every. way possible I am you know so I have. zero complaints really about about my. life dude but it's just you you want you. kind of like yeah you can't help it. evolve you can't recapture that right. yeah you just can't yeah you can never. kind of go back to where you that time. that like the chase like the the being. excited about being where you are now.
yeah that's half the fun is like trying. to get there and trying to figure out. how to get there and doing everything it. takes to get there is like a lot of the. enjoyment of the process you know I mean. and yeah they always say that but you. don't really realize it while it's going. on yeah for sure and then all of a. sudden you realize there's you can't. which you can't recapture it you're like. dang and I did I wish I would have. bottled that up somehow a better this. thing or done that more do you think. like do you look at cuz you've got to. have a great trajectory just a great. career you just you know you've worked.
hard and you've also been fortunate. right yes very much so so how do does it. get to be like well what else is there. to shoot for kind of like does that kind. of become a and not like an Anette like. a just curious like how do you find a. motivation if you're do you feel like it. could be a trap like oh I don't want to. lose motivation here because things have. gone so well yeah for for sure man cuz. you you know you kind of get to this. place where you're like man I feel like. I've done you know a lot of the stuff.
that I feel like I can do almost like as. far as achievements go or whatever it. may be and um yeah you think you know. you have to do as much work or more work. than you've ever done to stay in that. place as where before if you're doing. that amount of work you're constantly. moving towards a goal right right it's. like if you work all this time to climb. Mount ever. and it say it's so hard you know to you. got to cross the crevasses and do all.
these different things to make it to the. top well it's like once you get there. you need oxygen just to even breathe. while you're up there and so it may take. a higher toll on your body to stay at. the top than it does to come back down. or than it did to even get up there and. so it feels like it can have there's. somewhat of like a hamster wheel feel to. it like when you get to the C level CU. you're like man I'm working so hard just. to like compete against the a the other.
guys that are up here too and all the. other people that are coming up to the. top as well like yeah you're like you're. doing all this work to stay well do I. want to do I have to continually try to. you know compete with this guy and this. guy and there's other people going we're. coming dude and we're ready to just this. is spart of your ass off the top of this. thing if we get the chance God so. there's scared it's like there's there's. always that next but that's again dude. it comes back to to growing up with your.
fan base and and just growing yourself. is learning that nobody stays at the top. forever and it's okay to not be at the. top it's okay to you know you shouldn't. be scared of the Fall because you you. can build these things in in your life. these you know these kind of soft places. to land being your family your friends. right things that really matter the. things that when you're 80 years old.
would you rather have spent more time. with your kids or made another album. that was successful I feel like a lot of. people would would choose be with your. kids or you know have gone on another. trip with your wife or you know went you. know fishing with your dad again or went. golfing with your buddies one more time. or what go hunting with your friends or. whatever like those are the experiences. that ultimately will come to be the. defining moments of your life you know. what I mean like your career. achievements yeah they're really great.
and you should be really proud of them. and I'm insanely proud of everything. I've done and I will continue to work. hard to be the best I can be but I'm. also not afraid of knowing that one day. people are going to be like damn dude. that some [ __ ] is old dude you talk. about washed up dude like that's going. to happen to me at some right like oh. look at him yeah he's over there right. look at this look at this old cat look. at this guy can't yeah drinking gasoline. or whatever they'll say like that seems. guys that's not even him that's just. some guy that looks like luk you know.
there's a lot of those nobody's ever had. so many people look like him at one time. on one planet I don't think 100% that's. for sure I mean there is I I've got a. there's like a stat sheet thing and so. not really a stat sheet but there's like. a if you're. 58 to 68 and you're 200 lb to like 600. lb uh and you have like the Amish style. beard people are like dude you look just.
like me dude and like 100% dude and. they'll be in the meeting group like. dude everybody says I look like you I'm. like bro you are 68 and you're like 180. lbs you don't look anything like we. don't look anything like each other but. there are some good ones though there. are some but there's a lot of people. that are desperate to look like you as. well I think there's a lot of people oh. my God that's not you. yeah there's a lot of them dude that are.
good there's some really good ones out. there man you've got to adopt one or how. old do they have to be to get. adopted dude is this guy's doing like a. kind of a promo shot here I haven't seen. a lot of these yeah some of the that's. like a remake of that promo photo that's. like you and me merged in one look at. the one second one to the. right no left left right there yeah. that's my nose your face or somebody I. don't know who that is yeah it's a lot. of closeted Amish or Luke Brown or sorry.
or Luke com H Amish dude a lot of. closeted Amish yeah you think that. closeted Amish is such an interesting. well the craziest part is the one guy. who um they he was like a there used to. be a show it was like Amish something. Amish like yeah something Amish and they. good this one yeah something. this one dude kept like mowing his grass. he had to use that old school cutter. this like the spinning thing Spinning.
Wheel thing and he's like this sucks I. was adopted I'm not even supposed to be. Amish she said not even supposed to be. was it escaping Amish or Breaking Amish. uh escaping or breaking yeah Breaking. Amish yeah and they're like he's like. I'm not even supposed to be Amish I was. adopted like damn dude sucks to be you. dude I feel like be that's a tough pull. dude that'd be hard. yeah I think they be but they don't get. autism in their communities there's a. lot of health benefits of being H yeah.
look up the health benefits of being. Amish health benefits of being Amish and. you get un uh think of the things you. that would be fun I bet sneaking off and. talking to a girl would be unreal oh it. be sick dude dude you'd be like like. meet me over there in that area. conscious behaviors are considered the. normal less tobacco less Al alcohol less. salt more vitamin and mineral supp and. by less they mean no tobacco no alcohol. right I mean I'm sure they're not. allowed to have that yeah I think prayer.
like praying fast is like kind of their. booze car way. [Music]. home I have no idea what that is I'm. looking I love this I don't know what it. is maybe you just Clos the window dude a. phantom ad the just Phantom ad that's. playing right now dude what did um what. will you guys do for Father's day man. dude so talk about how kids change your. life my first son was born on Father's. Day so so it's his birthday well it.
won't be every year his birthday but. same like weekend or within a day or two. for sure every year wow so I'm sure it. will just be like oh yesterday was Texas. birthday and then the next day is. Father's Day and they'll be like oh cool. man like thanks or whatever thanks for. your sperm yeah yeah cool dog appreciate. it you know like yeah we going we're. going to get you something but we're all. tired from like Texas birthday and stuff. so we didn't get anything you're tired. from a 2-year-old. birthday we're out dude yeah sorry oh.
yeah I remember one time buying drugs at. a one-year-old. birthday it's like one of the low points. of my life did you buy it from the was. it one-year-old no just an associate. that was there friend of his yeah friend. of the one-year-old dude yeah yeah he. got he'd fallen in with a couple two and. a half year olds one them dude yeah had. a couple Sid men dude you know what I. mean one of them and taking uh things to. another level. um yeah what else was I thinking about.
dude I took a [ __ ] I took like. a um one of those like CBD gummies or. something last night my brain has been. rocked has it dude I took a straight up. CTE fall yesterday really yeah yeah off. of what little scrambled dude today too. you really um were we all were we all uh. swimming or something yeah we were. pulling it but we were in the yard like. in the grass like we had one of those. like splash pads out like oh yeah those. are nice huh the kids were out like. splashing around in it and stuff and I.
was wearing these like super dad like. moccasin shoes like they're just like. leather bottom yeah and they so they. literally don't have tread like it's. like it's like walking on a like marble. on the bottom of your feet or something. yeah I've seen those those always seem. like you're not sure what this guy's. going to be like when you see them and. they're dude they're insanely. comfortable but it rained so much last. couple days so my yard is like this is I. mean our house is from the probably the. 60s or something so oh wow when they. built the house like there wasn't like.
the same kind of like. grading um permitting that goes on now. so like the house kind of sits on this. hill but the back it's just a small hill. but the the backyard is all kind of. sloped down towards the house and then. right before they built the house. there's just a little bit more of a. slope M as to where now they would kind. of have to grade out smooth it out and. smooth it out so back then those [ __ ]. were a little Cho yeah they were just. like whatever just pop the house. anywhere you know and so I'm walking. down in the MOX dude I was my kid was in.
this Flash Pad dude and he was like we. got him this little slide and we put him. down there and he like it like scared. him and he's like crying I'm like oh. you're good dude it's cool I was like do. you want to see Dad I jump in the big. pool like cuz we have a little pool oh. yeah you like yeah man he's like dude. like cheer him up you know so I go to go. down the hill dude I'm in the moccasins. and just dude both of my feet just go. and I'm talking about dude I hit the. ground like on my back so like the way. the hill is like the flushes you could.
ever hit something oh wow was like my. entire back hit the ground at the same. time perfect lined boom and I was just. like I mean I just remember sitting up. and I just sat there and my my wife and. my two kids are behind me I can't see. them I'm just like and my I knew I was. like this could be serious cuz my wife. isn't even laughing like she wasn't like. ha you you idiot like you like it was. just we I just kind of sat there for a. second and was like and just kind of. processed like am I is everything fine.
everything like am I cool like can I get. up from this and then my wife was just. like you okay and I was like yeah I'm. good just kind. of yeah but it's kind of felt like. getting like you know I played football. in high school or whatever so it kind of. felt like getting like just absolutely. Blindside blocked like and just rattling. I mean luckily the ground was soft cuz. it was so wet and stuff but I had just. hit flushed there's moments as an adult.
when you hit when you get hurt and. you're like dang you're like dude I'm. not doing good yeah you're like man this. is 15 20 years from now this would be a. huge issue dude we would have a big. problem dude well a lot of grandparents. go missing even if there's like just a. slippery floor or whatever yeah you know. to get a skid steer out on me in a. couple years from now dude dude IM. somebody's opening a can of peaches to. make a pie or something they spill some. Peach syrup onto the ground pop pop. comes motoring through later okay to get.
in here to get him a couple saltine. crackers he got the moccasin on he's got. the mocky on dude yeah he's mocked up. and he just slips out and he just slips. his whole go on the way both of his. knees and he. just yeah that's brutal dude I I had. never like yesterday was the it was the. first moment where I was was like I'm. good but like man this could have been. like a not good situation dude you know.
what I mean like it could have been not. good dude it's risky now dude you don't. know who's what you just don't know. what's going on um slippery out there in. those mock well it's it's just what um. what did I see you had done a gender. reveal was it something I saw done a few. yeah done a few yeah do you guys get. some big requests for stuff like that. all the time I'm sure we get it well. like a lot of them are just like people. in the crowd will have like signs like. do this General reveal and I'm like oh. my gosh like we're like you're there. like they're here like with the envelope.
like they've waited this whole time dude. like I always try to ask like what is it. what you know was it your first kid or. you think it is I think we're going to. go. boy what you think is girl girl oh that. girl that guy's a pervert. huh come on guy. is this you on the sticks here filming. this I'm. nervous yeah dude it's kind of nervous.
it's like a big moment you know oh for. sure if you find. out if your kid is going to be cool or. not yeah that's crazy I always think. what if the kid like hated country music. like later on in life for sure and uses. that as a thing and that was their. gender reveal and you're like dude I. hate that guy's music stinks dude that. guy did my jener reveal that was the.
plan dude ah that would be that' be. brutal that' be but dude look bro at. that time we could be online doing uh. gender reveals on Cameo for people you. know what I'm saying like who knows is. that there's no way that's a real thing. people do gender reveals on Cameo all. the time now I saw one where that got. the guy I feel like it was the lead. singer of Sugar Ray to like break up. with with their girlfriend for dude yeah. it was wild dude there's some wild. cameos out there dude that's when uh fly.
remember that. song. just that song is around forever bro. here it is dude woman sh front man dude. let's see it dude media is all AB Buzz. about a lot of people that just coming. out of the closet now it's adults just. doing gender reveals and people are like. what the message was called Cameo which. lets you pay celebrities to send you a. message to your phone what's upen it is.
Mark McGrath from the band sugaray off. the charts but always in your hearts and. this Cameo was crazy okay so tells a guy. Nam home alone's. brother buzzzz your girlfriend [ __ ]. dude he looks like buzz if Buzz got some. different like some um facial. reconstructive surgery I feel. like dude but what did he do nothing it. looked like they were overdubbing it we.
can watch all the way through but the. news guys were just oh you break up with. the boyfriend yeah he broke up with a. boyfriend yeah to break up with her so a. girl hires a hires him to break up with. her boyfriend that's that's demon level. yeah it's pretty demon that's demon. stuff there I'm trying to think of the. first I wonder if it was like his. favorite band too like was it an Uber. personal Sugar Ray you mean was it like. dude my boyfriend always loves sugar a. so I'm hiring the lead singer to break. up with him like almost just to make him. like hate the band or something like was.
it really dark in that sense like if you. love Doritos or whatever and you could. hire Doritos you could hire like Jerry. cool ranch or whatever break up with. your. girlfriend or you wrote it out in like. bags of Doritos it's like I'm breaking. up with you but like how did they decide. on the lead singer Sugar Ray was the. question was it a question of. affordability. I don't know it's a good question are. you like hey I was going to do Hulk. Hogan right I was going to do Hulk Hogan. but there's a sale over here there's a.
sale at sugaray yeah there's a sale at. sugaray for the next 30 minutes next 30. minutes breakups are half off with on. Mark mcgr God that's crazy that that's. even a thing now it us should just be. Valentine's like you sended somebody. something positive and now it's like. watch me ruin this lady's. heart changed bro I love how he said off. the charts but forever in your hearts. dude that's such a great that's such a. great line dude that is a good dude that.
guy's looking beautiful a lot of men. sometimes they get they'll look so. beautiful they look like women sometimes. too you know he definitely he's. definitely aged gracefully you know oh. he will be a hot chick in two or three. years there's no doubt there's a lot of. people they just run that game they run. the full circle it's not a it's not a. it's not over here it's a big circle oh. it is a yeah they is spinning around oh. definitely oh definitely there's a lot. happening it's.
beautiful the hair is the hair is. quaffed it's good the hair is good man. um so is it when whenever you start a. new album do you then have to go tour it. after is that kind of how it goes or is. it um I think traditionally that's how a. lot of folks do it this album it feels. like a lot of ways non-traditional in. the sense of like it started out as just. kind of this like you know know wild. idea of like I had written a couple of. these dad songs that I really liked and. I was like man I feel like you know.
these three of these songs are really. great I love them um but I was like but. I have to like choose one if I'm going. to do a record because like you can't. put a record out and then it's like oh. there's like three or four dads s was. like we get it dude we've heard of and I. was like well would it make sense to. like to do something that's I don't want. to say side project that's not the right. term because it is me it is my stuff but. like I hate the word concept album cuz. like it feels like that's too smart for. something that I'm capable of doing. right like someone that makes a concept.
album to me like Maran super like genius. level musician and I'm not that at all. but it's like a it's like a cornbread. concept album like you know what I mean. like um but it's just I was like well if. I made a whole record of just these. songs you know and then I got like like. a lot of my buddies were all the same. age so they're having kids so you know. they're you know they they' got aging. parents too and so all these themes are. running through all of our lives and so. they would start sending me little Clips.
because you know they knew I had kids or. whatever and so they'd send me a star to. something and I go God man I really love. that I'd love to like get together work. on that or whatever and next thing you. know I end up with you know a whole. record full of these songs and I was. like we should just record these and. like just do a project that's just you. know so it's like it's my next record I. guess but it also doesn't feel like my. next record record if that makes sense. like it's not like if you want and. listen to all my other records it's.
not logically The Next Step from like. where you would think that it would go. it's just kind of like where my life has. taken me like sonically it's very like I. said we recorded it live so it's very. like it's very traditional country. sounding stuff because it's all just. live instrumentation there's a lot of. fiddle there's a lot of sounds really. Doo like it's it's very natural sounding. um and so you know it sounds groovy I. mean I'm only listen about maybe six or. seven songs or something but it's it's. definitely got its own vibe to it always.
leaving what's that one oh um yeah all I. ever do is leave yeah that's a hammer. song dude God dang God that song's. that's that's s brutal dude H moan eyes. in my ass dude I've definitely I've got. some problems but yes there's some good. there's some good ones on there man. there some sometimes I think it's easier. for people to leave than stay man mhm. like I some people they just they know. they can't change themselves right and. so they'd rather leave somebody yeah and.
eliminate themselves from the. situation dude that's crazy man yeah. that's for sure man happens all the time. dude it happens all the time God dude. when I but yeah when I was a kid country. music they had this thing called crying. loving or leaving you'd call the radio. station okay and you'd tell him if you. were crying he'd be they'd be like are. you crying loving or leaving and you had. to tell what was happening in your life. and then they play a song based on. Dorothy stole my car tires or whatever. right wow and then you'd be like all.
right well you know and you be like I'm. loving and I'm I want it is dude still. there tell her this song that was it. 107.7 crying loving or leaving and that. was it you call in there and then they'd. play some of them you'd have to wait and. see dude that's wild that's a pretty. cool title though it was pretty good man. you some yeah you like this is for. Tiffany she's pass on and they' be like. God I'm so sad and you and Tiffany would. be sitting there howling.
laughing oh one of my favorites is the. uh some of my favorite radio skit is the. John Cena one dude oh yeah you know what. I'm talking about yeah where he's just. they're spamming that lady with the uh. like WWE pay-per-view it's like a phone. call yeah and it's this it's some. telemarketer play it. up it's a long play dude. hello I have just one question for you. are you.
ready am I ready for what who's this are. you ready for this Sunday night when WWE. champ John Cena get the. music and this goes on they continue to. call this woman back no they she hangs. up a bunch of times and they call her. back dude and she gets she's like we're. not no there is not any chance in hell. that we're ever going to have wrestling. in this house again but thank you but. cuz the husband called and said hey my. wife we bought this pay-per-view and she.
like our son destroyed something and she. got really pissed off and goodbye to. anyone standing in John Cena's. way in a steel. shots W dude there's one they say spit. swapping makeup make out match dude it's. un there it gets to the point where at. the end they. skip to. like dude she gets pissed dude like it. probably towards attitude problem y she.
gets mad dude yeah I'd say probably this. Mark somewhere she needs to get some. vitamin D probably it can mess with your. cortisol Lev there's one where so handle. this I canot. handle hang up the phone no she hangs up. a bunch of times and they continue to. call her back dude and then this lady. has CTE I think are you talking about. where they fake being someone else or. something there's a point where they get. and this lady when she picks up she's. like stop calling and this is like ma'am.
ma'am ma'am she's like I have a quick. question um do you support our troops. she's like oh my God like I'm soor I'm. so. [Applause]. embarrassed had been calling me or. whatever and they were like and she was. like yes I support the troops and she. was like because of American hero needs. your help dude it's a former Marine and. she's like really his name John Cena. dude she loses her mind dude it's it's a. it's quite the troll dude it's quite.
that's the shorter version but it's got. this weird video oh the shorter version. with one of those weird Tik Tok videos I. know why do kids do that now like it's. just like a video of them playing Grand. Theft Auto but going along with with uh. videos it just keeps people engaged. without them having to do anything dude. that's crazy it's like psychology level. stuff yeah it is it's like oh watch this. yeah maybe you're like watch this car. Bounce Down the Road dude oh this is it. this is the one all right let's see it. well this at least has the audio can you.
knock it off for so the start of this. one is is the audio of like the fourth. time they call her when she's like hey. do you support our troops or. whatever but the videos they're mind. numbing yeah I swear to Jesus if this is. those wrestling again okay good morning. uh hi I'm just calling this morning to. ask if you're a supporter of the United. States military oh my God I apologize.
we've been getting calls all morning I I. apologize and yes Fant yes I am great. are you a supporter of the Marine Corps. yes absolutely absolutely great because. a former decorated member of the United. States Marine Corps needs your support. and his name is John C. are you kidding me right dude whoever. did that prank was that's an elite level. I guess at least no matter what we could.
always just make Tik toks you know yeah. CU all we need is like stock video game. like like mod a video game and just do. stock videos of a car like falling out. of the sky well I've had a vision for. years that it's going to come down to PE. everybody's going to be in like gig. economy and people are going to be like. holding each other at good point to be. each other's Uber so to be like two Uber. drivers both of them need to make money. though yeah she'll like You' be my fair. you know that's what it's going to come.
down to dude I always think of iroot. when they're just in the like the. floating I never saw it or no Wall-E. have you seen Wall-E I love Wally you. can watch it in Spanish too the Titanic. the like space Titanic and they're all. in the chairs with like the VR headsets. on and they just they're all like 800. lbs I haven't seen I was like man it's. it's a terrifying potential reality for. sure you guys do you guys use a lot of. VR over at the house dude no what what.
dude do I use a lot of VR dude what. would I be using it what do you think. would be happening dude buck hunting. here's the wall this is the Wall-E. visual muffin making I have no idea. wonder what it would be for integrated. reality uh muffin making dude is what it. is yeah you just point at the muffins go. into the oven just. crazy oh my goodness dude dude that. would be so nuts if we had a VR like if.
your whole life was VR like neuralink. dude yeah they just got the guy you see. the kid yeah saw the guy with the. neuralink you could play chess or. whatever but it seems like you can just. play shitty games that they had on your. cell phone like 15 years. ago that's the thing about nerling that. seems so trash too it's just like it's. like just mind sweeper yeah like yeah. it's it's just getting there it's just. getting you know yeah it's just missing. a lot of stuff a guy paralyzed from like.
he's playing Mario Kart play Mario Kart. using a neuralink brain implant yeah I. would just that's pretty gas though it. is yeah I mean he can just look at it. and tell it what to do better than like. not playing Mario Kart that's true cuz. that's like the other option I think. right it's like to not be playing Mario. Kart yeah I think you so that could be. cool yeah that's a good point you know. if you couldn't do anything playing. chess would be cool cooler than like. yeah not doing anything I think is the. alternate version yeah but it seems like. they just have a limited amount of games.
and stuff I don't know if I'd rather. neuralink or just get a PS5 or whatever. or just get a VR headset yeah but you. well vr's crazy though man you can like. there's um people like having their own. like guys will get a VR and then they'll. have their own family inside of the VR. world even though they already have a. family in their house I feel like people. have already been doing that but just. real people have been doing that for. some time people have been cheating but. this guy this guy doing it is doing it. even less admirable version of cheating.
in some way dude you could make cheating. even less admirable it would be it would. be that version of it yeah this dude's. not even brave enough to go out there. and [ __ ] cheat and use a little gas. money he's just yeah he's just like. cheating he's just like shut up honey. I'm with the other family right now in. the living room he's like he's just. dialed Ed to the house oh my God like my. other family's naked and be like what. are you talking about dude somebody.
brought one out on the road recently and. that's maybe been last year or something. but it was like this we had a bunch of. our crew guys popped and on or whatever. and it was like you would get so. essentially you'd stand in this you know. just any room or whatever I guess obr. Works anywhere anywhere right oh you. could stand anywhere yeah so we you have. to like you have the like thing and you. hit this button on like the elevator and. you get in the elevator and then when. the door opens you're like at the top of. the skyscraper oh like right like when.
you open it's just the skyscraper and. there's a wooden plank that comes out. and is it windy or what well it's I. don't think so there's no way of knowing. unless we had a fan on yeah you can turn. a fan on and get maybe the wind effect. you know but yeah like you so physically. in the VR like you have to like step out. onto the plank like and you obviously. you know you're just like in a room but. it looks so real half the guys like.
wouldn't get out of the elevator wow and. then we had one guy my buddy harp just. went out to the end and he was looking. down and then he was just like he just. jumped no way I was like bro are you. good bro I used to be in a wheelchair I. used to be in wheelchair that's what. he's saying dude he straight up jumped. off the end dude oh that's full full. lunatic if people yeah some people in VR. are totally people that they can't be in. real life like they should have said. vrish or VR um simulator Amish.
simulator' be the new simulator be so. great such a sick game dud hey you going. dude you have to actually learn. Pennsylvania Dutch to to play the game. already a thing dude I'm a simulator. yeah get in there see if there's any uh. a lot of times they have fresh eggs hour. and 40 minutes is dude yeah bro you. think you can be hus in what 15 minutes. out your here it is.
dude God you are lying to me dude no. this is fully integrated Amish dude yeah. if I meet one more guy who wants to be. Amish quickly I'm. gonna you you got to work for it dog you. know what I mean oh that's awesome. man and this is simulator y activated. winner but the thing about being Hest. youe imagine bro you get to sneak off. all the time and try to like meet a. chick or something cuz you can't date I. don't think until you're 30 or what.
what's the age on 30 no way they have. severe dating issues yeah you can't date. until you're 30 how do they have no dude. that can't be right CU they have a bunch. of kids 16 yeah never mind I was like 30. dude wow that is like how did they. survive this long dude I don't know man. that's crazy then is this me and the VR. thing oh no this is the this is the the. elevator. thing is.
it VR people always. look they always stand like they're. completely naked I feel. like it. just I do look very tensed yeah you look. like you're G to get I feel like they. always think you're about to get busted. for a crime or something too oh my God. that just scrolled 8 million like I just. turned it and it just scrolled like 8. billion pictures of your phone in yeah. there's a lot of alarming stuff on. people's phones um this says dating. among the alond typically begins around.
age 16 with most homish couples marrying. between the ages of 20 and. 22 to find a prospective date the young. adult socialize at functions such. as dude I'm in that's going with morish. board dude Frolic church or home visits. bro that would be me dude door too wears. the chick one of the most popular. activities the Sunday night singing dude. that would be you I'd be killing it at. Sunday night singing they would be they. oh my gosh Sunday night singing they.
would get out the churn and get you out. there dude milkmaids the final churn. that would be your band name the final. churn dude Heaven's churn yeah yeah yeah. wonderful what do they say right here. 365 Sunday evening singing with Theus. the buggies were LED for anus singing in. Bell Center Ohio uh we happen to be. camping and we're out enjoying an. evening drive all of a sudden we started. seeing buggies coming from all. directions and we saw them all pulling.
into a lane there they sure looked. handsome a lot of men in their Sunday. Best they sure looked. handsome what an interesting blog here. dude they are state of amous youth. culture Sunday evening singings this is. often where teenagers meet their future. mates make friends and just have some. good clean fun food is served Pizza. future Mates is like gross yeah sounds. very like Primal you know yeah future. makes when you say like spouse or like.
but I remember dude when I was growing. up we grew up in a pretty small town so. it was like you knew you were probably. going to have to marry somebody in town. somebody in the in and they would even. tell us that in school I remember when. we're in like second grade you're. probably going to marry somebody yeah. they would like look around the. classroom there's one other classroom. has kids in it you can look at some of. them but you guys this is kind of the. talent this is it guys yeah kind of. everything we got going and you be like. this is. bad this is definitely tough dude I got. to get out of here dude you this is.
pretty. limited um do you manage your tours. differently as time goes on where you're. like okay I want to do just certain. cities and just or do you choose that or. how do you guys put that together yeah I. think you know we've had we've always. had a long strategy on how do we you. know how do we maximize this or that you. know we have certain goals you know. playing overseas was always big goal for. us like consist playing overseas. consistently to the point where we feel. like we had really fostered a fan.
base that could almost be self-. sustaining in the sense of like you know. you could go tour one year you could. just go tour in Europe and then never. plan any shows in the States you know. like so as to not burn every market. right right if you go see me you know if. I play every summer in you know tallah. well it's like if that happens five or. six years in a row like eventually. people everybody in that Market's going. to be like well I've seen that dude so. the idea is if I play I don't know why I.
picked Tallahassee is such a random City. I even know if we've ever even played. there before I haven't been there I. don't if like if you picked that City. and we played there let's say I played. there in. [Music]. 2018 right and then let's say Obviously. that's a weird year cuz Co happens or. whatever but it's okay still a year yeah. let's say I play there in 2021. and then the next time I'm going to play. there is not till. 2024 so in those three years so much. will have happened in my career I maybe.
I could have maybe two new albums a. bunch more hit songs and those people in. that market they'll have only had the. opportunity to see me the time before. right so they'll go well now I want to. hear this song and this song and this. song and like he never comes down here. so I want to go like yeah I I like I I. just want to be able to tour at a high. level for a long time and I think to do. that you have to have a really longplay. strategy it can't be about well how can. I make the most money this show this.
weekend and charge my fans the most for. tickets and do the most and sell VIP. things like I've never sold a meat and. greed in my life yeah like that's a big. point of revenue for a lot of artists is. and nothing against anybody that does. that by the way I just always felt weird. about it um the first meet greets I ever. did were $50 and we donated all the. money to a camp in Georgia for for. children that have cancer oh yeah ever. since then we've never even charged for. a meet and greet all you have to do is. join the fan club and have tickets to.
the show and you're entered into a. lottery to win oh damn that's a good way. to do it yeah like so you join the fan. club and then you just put in for. whatever show you're going to and it's. completely free oh that's cool you come. I come in the room like do a Q&A thing. take pictures with everybody like and I. just feel like there's so much to. already like pay for there's so like. there's t-shirts there's beer there's. food there's parking there's hotels. there's babysitters there's tickets. there's everything dude you're charged.
at every turn yeah and the whole. experience and like I just want to meet. people who came to the show man like. whether it's their first show or their. 15th show or whatever it is man like. it's just a way for me to like I just. want to say thank you to just regular. folks who come to my show man like. because they are the only reason that we. have shows like oh it's crazy to think. that you can't figure out a way to thank. him all the time it feels like you can. never thank him enough enough dude and. like it really is like I think about it. all the time like you know sometimes I.
feel like the fan is the last person. thought about in the music business wow. like and that to me is really sad well. they just started a um they're finally. bringing sanctions against uh Live. Nation I think can you look that up I. saw something about this recently I. think they're finally bringing sanctions. against them or ticket m one of them for. yeah I saw something about this on the. news like two three years ago but I. don't know enough about it but there's. definitely you're definitely right here. I definitely just saw something about. that yeah the justice department is. suing Ticket Master on Live Nation what. does that mean for concert.
goers is it for like the fees or. something I think um the justice. department on Thursday acces Live Nation. of engaging in a slew of practices that. have allowed it to maintain a stronghold. over the live music scene they accus it. of using long-term contracts to keep. venues from choosing rival tickets. blocking venues from using multiple. ticket Sellers and threatening venues. that they could lose money and fans if. they didn't choose Ticket. Master huh which and then they can they. can jack up the prices of tickets in so. they own 70% of ticketing that's wild.
that's unbelievable that's a lot dude. how do you ever let that happen it just. seems like they wouldn't let that. happen um did you ever go see Widespread. Panic never did man my so my best friend. harp the guy that jumped off the end. that's his like favorite band ever oh. yeah yeah he loves them dude but I've. never been never seen them I like them. dude they're they Jam though they Jam. for sure did you follow a jam band ever. no I never followed a jam ban around.
never followed around the country God. damn you [ __ ] I haven't lived man I. haven't lived yeah it just seemed like. you were being so lazy back then it was. man didn't you want to make grilled. cheeses own a German shepher I wanted to. sell seashell earrings out of my van. dude you know what I mean like dude one. time this dude was selling grilled. cheeses and the dog looked like it w. out of there like yeah lives in a it. probably doesn't never gets any grilled. cheese by the way oh it was yeah the dog.
I think was running on a little. treadmill even just powering the grilled. cheese maker like sometimes those van. guys in those um outside of concerts are. pretty wild they got figured out is. there like a big uh tailgate do some. artists have like a big tailgate thing. that that's part of their culture yeah. for sure you know we do gosh we do a big. uh a big tailgate on like this weekend. we have or this year we have Friday and. Saturday shows at so all the same cities. so on Saturday we have you've heard of. Whiskey Jam I'm sure oh yes fun so Ward.
and the Whiskey Jam folks come out and. they bring uh up andc coming artists out. we have a stage outside the stadium um. and all that's free oh wow so I mean you. don't really don't even have to have a. ticket to the show to come to that if. you don't want to so on Saturdays man. like we really try to we've worked hard. to like build to like Foster the culture. of of our shows and how we want that. experience to be for our fans like I. mean the whole weekend like they get. discounts at certain hotels if they're. in my fan club and like we work with all.
these different people to to make them. yeah like to make them have the best. experience that we can have you know um. and so yeah the tailgating thing dude I. mean obviously the chesne tailgate. culture is unbelievable yeah um as was. like the Buffett stuff you know um we. went out you know but I I think country. has such a great. just in general kind of tail G Vibe. because I think a lot of those fans like. I think of like the college football fan.
base to me like there's so much there's. so much correlation in the in the. country music fan base to that and that. culture is so similar it's just fun. right like that's what it should be I. think people want to have fun yeah yeah. for sure man the other night we were in. Miami I was with Caleb actually your. Budd with Y and um and we were going to. some but then we had more fun in the car. on the way there just listening to. country music yeah and then we got to. the club and we're like this. sucks yeah you're like dude I can't.
imagine so that's just trash dude I love. Caleb dude he's oh he something else he. said he used to manage you too did he I. don't think I don't I wouldn't say that. probably no no definitely not he seems. like someone who would be lying about. that probably he could be could be known. yeah yeah he's a he's a special guy man. he's one the One of a Kind dude we were. we were buddies back in the day man like. he was I think I was a senior and he was. a freshman I think but he was like and.
what was he like the Rapunzel of the. team czin wasn't he he was like the guy. like if eight quarterbacks got hurt. right like as a freshman he would like. come in then he would get a notification. on his phone and then he could show up. to the game kind of thing yeah he got a. free ticket to the game but we dude but. I rode the pine hard and obviously he. wasn't playing cuz you know he was a. freshman and whatever so and because. yeah it wasn't never going to but did. you um did were you any good at football. no I was trash really yeah it was.
terrible God I didn't apply myself man I. feel like I could have been good but. dude I was too busy singing all the time. dude I mean I was in choir every day of. high school for I mean every day of. public school from sixth grade to when I. graduated I was in ch class every day. and did you ever uh integrate or try and. date women that were on the flag team. we didn't have that no flag team way. yeah how do you not even have a flag. team do you have like a local military. or anything you mean like.
RC Oh you mean like yeah I thought you. meant like oh yeah we had flag team. usually there was a lot of crossover in. that you think oh a lot of so a lot of. RTC men are the children of flag team. women that's that can't be real dude. that I can't be a real stat I hope. that's a real stat you telling me you're. honestly going to tell me Luke that a. lot of ROTC men aren't the children of. it's possible I think of uh flag team.
women flag team relationships yeah yeah. flag team relationships okay yeah I. think there's a possibility that there. could be some correlation there you know. I think there is um high probability. yeah high probability the new album um. it comes. out Friday before fall day Friday before. Father's Day yep yep um Fathers and Sons. yeah Fathers and Sons yep should be good. man I'm excited hope people enjoy it you.
know for what it is you know um well. it's important too for people to take. time if you can and reflect on those. relationships it's hard sometimes. sometimes just get so busy you don't. even think about what somebody means to. you sure sure man it it's it's important. stuff man and I think you know there's. so many different pasts that people have. had growing up with their with their. Dads or their moms even you know what I. mean like yeah I think there's something. in these songs that you know can. translate to anybody you know it's it. just happens to be Fathers and Sons for. me because you know I got two boys and.
you know maybe that changes one day and. they'll be a Mothers. and yeah you never know you know I you. know never where it could lead but you. could be a woman the songs mean a lot to. me and I think you know I hope that I. hope that people um can relate to them. and listen to them and and love them as. much as I do for sure. yeah it's important to have anthems that. go along with how we feel sometimes no. doubt um that's about it Luke yeah for. had a nice chat man oh absolutely yeah.
thanks for coming in absolutely man. before you go do artists start thinking. more about collaborations now these days. is that seem like something that seems. goes through phases where it seems more. fun or more accepted or more I I think. there's definitely phases to it you know. I think there's a lot of I think I've. noticed that a lot of brands are doing. collaborations now too like um I don't. know like the McDonald's and Long John. Silvers is the mcfish you know what I. mean the mcfish Silver Dude you know oh. yeah there's something there's always. it's like Crocs and you know uh jakar.
Noir clone you know it's like a scratch. and sniff jakar Noir croc or something. you know what I mean it's like something. like that you knowable only at Walgreens. or you know what I mean it's like sniff. this croc or whatever like they I have. for sure a pair of. KFC branded Crocs that smell like KFC. chicken o that's a real thing I have. that in my home God you don't get a lot. of shots to have those but I have the.
rare dude hit hit stockx dude get you a. pair dude you know what I mean it's you. limited release dude you know what I. mean yeah that's how funny all my Crocs. are just collabs that smell like sweat. once you if you had mine it would there. it is dude Kentucky Fried sold out dog. god damn they're sold out and they got a. chicken jibbit on top dude oh wow. drumstick it's like comes with it dude I. hope doesn't cost extra yeah put these. on your bucket list God that's beautiful. and you open them you can tie them. Tighter by that nugget those little the.
little nuggets they smell like uh. chicken God. damn bro I'll pay I'll pay more for ones. that don't smell like chicken don't. smell like chicken what about fried. jibbit dude there they are fried jibbit. right there damn brother I might have to. get me a set of jibit and smell like. fried chicken dude says it on there it. does really yep oh God they're not going. to be offering that for. long I will say this though uh did you. see the squallet it's like a wallet.
squirrel wallet shut up go to squallet. website squallet they're sold out for uh. years to come oh no just till September. of. 24 yeah get that squalet get on. there look at this [ __ ]. tomie and this is uh supporting. unbelievable dude now hold on this does. support our veterans I do want I love. that I love that does that mean I can't. laugh at it though that you can laugh.
for sure we can awesome dud yeah I hope. we help them to sell some right here the. squallet these squirrel wallets are made. with real squirrel pelts I love this so. much the fur is super soft and pliable. why is this something I need I need one. of these to I'll get you a dang squ a. squalet dude get me a squalet well where. you going to keep all your love for your. lady at you don't damn squalet squalet. and look can you look at some of the. other products please so we're not just. uh on this website ogling the squalet.
yeah just go to shop maybe see what they. got um you got a skunk Koozie right. there the scoozie they got a scoozie a. ruzzi as well raczy dude Golf Club head. cover now we're talking dude let's see. it Zoom yeah let's get this going oh. that's fresh that's aome dude zoom in on. it not the backside of it this guy's a. damn pervert zoom in on the front you. creep yeah it's a golf head clubber oh.
wow it's fresh Pome it's only 54 be the. head of the. links yeah dude gosh oh man the eyes are. scary looking play dad play dad it says. as well that's a father's day gift right. there play dad dude oh dead and one. other they got to have one other good. item on here we had a guy that sold a. German Shepherd uh fur coat by us. couzi that couzi and that's coyote.
maybe yep kouzi was a coyote. Koozie that szie let me see that scoozie. bro the scoonie oh yeah that's beautiful. skunk the eyes though dude the eyes are. freaking me out dude yeah you might be. able to buy little shades for. them but these are six these are almost. $5 they get a variety of sizes such as. Tall Boy Slim and standard yeah they I. love the happy St Patrick's Day the.
themed out what are we. doing why is there a happy St Patrick's. Day [ __ ]. SC God that just shows what they think. of the Irish right. there that's the worst part are the are. the tall boy ones more expensive than. the other ones no actually the scoonie. is that one's almost $65 the squalet was. only 5 bucks. 54.99 squalet but yeah we had a dude.
selling a German Shepherd fur coat by us. when I was young I remember it seemed. this whole deal he only had one he might. have had two seems like there's probably. a lot of regulations to this business. here like this be. selling like just kind of random animal. pelts to people you know what I mean. like. like are these with these Farm Rays or. we wild caught here this is Farm to. Table. buddy is Street to table dude you know.
what I mean hey go to my Tik toks real. quick I want to see one that I looked at. you see this my dream for like n years. had a big van a couple of white kids. made a um uh bought it for $100 took it. to Minnesota and that didn't make a. sound I just scrapped it instead. so limousine saine so I had two figured. sh turn to a s. and use all my scraps from I did and the. chimney came out the top of the want to.
have an internal. this is. on do an outside mouth why do they have. burner ginger ale on top dude and how. are these men just meeting each other. and they're just getting in the. snow see this is why I don't meet men. online that's America dude right there. man that. is okay what state are we going with. here dude what what's our state guess oh. this well you have to have snow I'm.
gonna say uh SAA I oh there's a license. plate what was that license plate I'm G. to say Canada probably Southern Canada. Northern America sonine dude T trademark. I love you put the trademark on there. yeah like someone's gonna be like man I. got to get that sound andine I got to. steal that idea I think that's said New. Hampshire New Hampshire there we go oh. yeah sound aine dude but the wood looks. extreme the fumes from that wood could. easily kill all four or five of those. men for you guys that can't see at home. there's a lot of men getting into a uh a.
sauna has been created inside of a. limousine and. uh that's definitely just smoke in there. dude I feel like is full of hot smoke. like and why is there Ginger Al on top. dude that's the real question that's. just a that's that's a beverage bar dude. you got chill you have to have a a. ginger on that's open that's open bar. open bar on the on the sine that's open. bar Luke um Luke comes congrats on the. new album man make sure making sure to.
check it out congrats on being a father. and a son yeah absolutely thank you. buddy and uh and thanks for hanging out. with us today yes sir now I'm just. floating on the breeze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my. bones it's.
