Lean Christmas | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #475

I have some new tour dates to tell you. about uh we've just added a third show. over there in Alan New Zealand on. February 24 we've also added a second. show in Brisbane in the Australia on. March 1 and second shows were also added. in Sydney Melbourne and Gold Coast um in. the Australia with limited tickets. remaining we also have limited tickets. remaining in Charlottesville State. College PA.

Syracuse New York and Amhurst. Massachusetts all tickets are available. at theo. comom T Ur and if if you're. going to secondary sites and stuff and. they're real expensive just wait we'll. come back around and um and yeah I just. don't want you to wasting or just I. appreciate it but I don't want you. overspending thank you guys very much. for all your support love. you.

we made. it uh Merry Christmas to you um happy. holidays to you if you don't celebrate. Christmas some people don't or they. celebrate it but they. don't care about Jesus or whatever or. you know they. don't you know I don't care if you may. some people celebrate Lloyd. Christmas and that's fine too um you. know it's whoever you're deity is people.

have different deities and uh leaders. some people love. um you know uh Jesus some people love um. Buddha um what you know what I'm saying. there's different. uh deities that people believe in Papa. John some people two. mediums and a a two ler of sprite as. their lord and savior.

people have different things that they. love happy holidays Merry Christmas. um yeah here we. are I can't believe we made it this far. man we're traveling into the future it's. the end of. 2023 time. is keeps on ticking into the. future I'mma play a couple little. christas tun this is how I do it this.

time of year some of yall know that. let's hear a couple of. [Music]. little yeah that's. [Music]. very romantic kind of. or. soft very ICU Christmas.

almost if somebody's in ICU you might. play this while you bottle feed. [Music]. them you're going to be. [Music]. okay you're going to be okay Ronnie just. drink you some of this milk buddy drink. you some of this. milk yeah that has a very IC see you.

Vibe I think you're going to be fine. Ronnie get you some of this milk Ronnie. get you a little sip of. it here's another one um that one was. called uh a Christmas miracle by one man. quartet over there and I don't know. where that's from or something sounds. like some prison [ __ ] sounds like some. whites in prison did it or some sweds in. prison put that together beautiful track. there we got something right here from. from Paris for Christmas it's.

[Music]. called lot of bag pipes up in that one. [Music]. huh gets a little too Irish for it's a. little too bag a little too Irish for me. you know it's like uh I just just molest.

me father and quit playing the tunes you. know I'll let you touch me if you quit. playing the bag pipe St Donnie I'll let. you touch my uh what do else we got here. that was by of North and here's. another. [Music]. one oh yeah. baby. mhm. M mhm.

m y I like this baby damn come on I'll. lick my lips I'll lick your. lips my God baby that's what gets me. going. baby I want to. [Music]. just mhm I just want to take your. titties off your body and just put them.

into my mouth baby girl love me. Lord that's a beautiful track right. there and that is by stir zetter. birge over there that's called Merry. Christmas Baby by stir stur sorry stur. zge out. there and here's another one we got. right. [Music]. here.

[Music]. oh yeah this is like you pushing a. senior citizen uphill in a wheelchair. kind. [Music]. of don't worry pop we'll get you there. don't worry. pop just keep your feet off the ground. pop we're going to keep pushing yeah.

something very romantic about that one. right there that's called going home for. Christmas that's home for the. holidays over there we got this one. right here another. [Music]. one oh oh whoa oh that's said Urban. Christmas baby come on. now come on Santa. ooh ooh ooh Santa here.

come on. [Music]. now. Santa Santa he out there Santa he in the. streets Santa he in the streets. Santa Santa he doing dry by gifting.

Santa cooking chicken. Santa. Santa welcome to. Atlant. Santa welcome to. Atlanta. Santa and he got his all his L's over. there TI one of them you know that you. know that bro ti la booy he at the front. of the sleigh booy baby baby he look he.

might not even take you booty take you. wherever the [ __ ] he want to take. everybody bro you Santa be like damn. what the f what we doing down here we. down here in Baton Rouge we down here in. scotlandville baby what boot done took. us off track. Baby W. down oh that's Christmas baby well you. know I like to play a little bit of the. Christmas tunes in the beginning there. off of epidemic sound they just and I. don't work epidemic sound they just it's.

a place you can go look and they have. different just pieces of music and. sounds and you can just go on through. them but that was magic Day by loving. caliber and I love that man I would love. to be able to have the experience of. having different. uh ethnicity Christmases you know get. you a little Chinese Christmas. baby get you a little you know pork. fried reindeer or whatever get get you a. little cut of that you know get you some.

bok choy on some damn [ __ ] grilled. Panda or whatever they they eat over. there Merry Christmas that's what I'm. trying to say. sorry stringing up these lights you I. don't know if you remember some of the. Christmas sound music they had over the. years that was the thing that got me. sometimes just the different sounds you. know and the first day of Christmas I. don't know if anybody remembers that. when uh.

my true love gave to me five onion. [Applause]. r that [ __ ] was I like that was fun like. I remember listening to that that was. always something fun to do with the. family you know on the birthday I C my. stringing up these. [Music]. lights Christmas BL.

praise God baby Jesus is. born Jesus is. born Away in a. Manger no crib for a. bed dude that's a Christmas music can be. a trap it'll make you think you can sing. that's the only. problem it'll make you think you know. Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

Christmas music will do it um Merry. Christmas to everybody thank you for uh. being a part of my universe sorry if I. seem a little bit uh all over the place. I'm off my got off my medication about. 11 days. ago and um so I just you know I noticed. it even when I was talking with cat Von. D I was just uh I felt it was hard for. me to listen in a little bit I was just.

I felt kind of um erratic you know or. not homo erratic just just all over the. place. yeah and uh I got a buddy that's homo. erratic that dude he's all over the. place bro and he's also hunting a little. bit of that dude meat you feel. me that freaking Christmas stick baby. you know what I'm saying boy he hunting. a little bit of that winter front Rudder. Bab you know I'm talking about that Wier.

boy praise God shout out to everybody. that's gay and uh everything. gay Chinese baby lesbian everything baby. we love you guys. and and. uh black everybody European I'm just you. know we all are coexisting here in the. universe and um and I'm excited to see. us do that even better as time goes.

forward. underneath the Chistmas. tree yeah that was Vince Vance and the. Valiants I like. them what else Silver Bells stringing up. these. lights sorry guys I'm all over the place. um I'm happy I'm happy that I'm that. we're hitting the end of the year uh. uh the only by the only guy that's got a.

lot left to do this year usually is you. know who I'm talking about your boy. Santa Claus son everybody this year. getting uh OIC that's what Santa's just. Santa's been compromised bro I heard. it's just a dude just with a sleigh full. of OIC now that's what I heard it's just. some [ __ ] white dude with a sigh full. of OIC bro and they got I heard they. paid up. you know a big Pharma paid the North.

Pole enough they off work this. year so you just got you know is just. going to be a zic. dealer and people's on know zic that's. bro that's that fat crack that's what. people calling it that fat cane. baby people don't know zimp. it people Lo you'll meet a dude he lost. 1100 lbs bro in 45 minutes.

times have changed man it's a lean. Christmas man it's just going to be a. couple big farmer. reps uh just just humming uh injectables. out of a damn. Cessna all around the world. man yeah I and that just the I don't. know if uh zic seems safe man you'll see. somebody they're like yeah I'm 38 years. old old and uh I'm down to 55 lbs yeah.

thank God I can fit into a lot of my. same clothes I wore in fourth grade yeah. my my skin makes a weird noise when I. smile but other than that man I'm. doing great they start [ __ ]. glitching they just start you. know they're like I'm doing. great I I weigh seven pounds.

uh I can't. remember who I. am my resting heart rate. is. two but I'm doing. well I'm doing. well um I'm doing. well I'm I'm on.

O then they start burping you ever talk. to that OIC user you start talking them. and then. just did it start blowing bub it's like. some some dude you'll be talking to one.

those impu they'll just [ __ ] eat a. bug that flew by you're like what the. [ __ ] and then just the side effects bro. some OIC or oans or whatever they call. them these [ __ ] they got some side. effects bro they're like I can't close. my eyes or I. will [ __ ]. myself they're like I can't breathe. anymore but I'm doing doing good I lost.

46. lb I'm going to. heaven you're like what the [ __ ] chill. out Melissa you need a [ __ ] little. you need a smoothie Melissa you're. [ __ ] losing your [ __ ] people are. shooting up in their cars at. lunch and no shade there man I'm um I'm. just Clowning I'm not trying to hurt. nobody's feelings there but F Bells will.

be. ringing I can't bend my knees. anymore every dream I have has Katie. Perry in it but I'm doing better than. ever can somebody close my eyes for me. so I can get some. rest I ain't losing my mind I try to to. jump out of window to take my own life.

but I only. weigh 17. o so I. just floated back down to. earth than you. OIC has anyone seen my. children.

but then you have the alternate guy you. have the guy like man [ __ ] imp doesn't. even [ __ ] work you know I T you know. I've been on the ship for two years I. gain 100 pounds. man I gain aund. 100. 100 100. Hot N nut pounds. man you know and then a guy blame his.

wife my wife keeps [ __ ] shooting the. [ __ ] into me and I'm [ __ ] you. know and then the guy will lick his lips. for like 70 minutes you know and then. pull a [ __ ] beautiful little gum drop. out from under his tongue or something. or he'll keep a damn uh butt of scotch. up in his mouth and that he'd been. sucking on that [ __ ] you know but yeah. I think Santa's just that's I don't know. if Santa's going to make it this year I. think he might have been taken over by. uh. by big farma I wouldn't be shocked but.

yeah I wouldn't be surprised if Santa's. on the peptides everybody is we all do. things and try stuff. to want to be different feel different. um I'm just fascinated by the uh you. know I I I've known women who are. driving down to Mexico to get OIC or OIC. or what whatever they got down there you. know oh homie you're going to be [ __ ].

skinny homie do if you go to prison you. can just SC Right Between the Bars homie. you're out of there dog they got nothing. on you dog yeah that people didn't. realize like OIC is just [ __ ] you're. free. homie reol. Pap they busted a lady with 60 GRS of. fake OIC over there outside of a. Vineyard Vine.

you know. [Music]. and all we can do is pray for but still. it's this is real. [ __ ] it's interesting it's an interest. interesting uh phenomenon is what it is. that's a damn phenomenon you know uh and. people are using it and people. are some people are using it healthily. and some people are not it seems like. just like anything you know I had times. in in my life where I use steroids. healthily times where I use steroids.

unhealthily you know dude I bought a. buddy of mine who drowned he drowned. because he well he he uh he was trying. to hide from the police. underwater and you can't you can do it. but you can only do it for about 40. seconds and he. drowned. um. and.

uh but yeah I bought some [ __ ] from him. once steroids or something I don't know. what it was gave me a full body. rash um it made it hurt when I would. blink my. eyes and if you've never had that. it's when you have cuz like every time. my eye my eyes would touch each other it. would. like because you don't realize how many. times you blink your eyes and you're.

just. like so that [ __ ] was horrible I had a. full body rash dude that was crazy my. arms they look like I like I had oven. mitts on my hands they were just but I. kept using the [ __ ] I used all 11 weeks. of it. and uh yeah it was so we all try things. we all try stuff you know that was crazy. I can't believe I did that made me wet. the bed at night too and I was already. wet in the bed. so it's.

just it was just a lot you know it just. real piss heavy time baby praise God. Merry Christmas guys if you're low on. time then you've got to make the hours. you've got a whole lot happier with dash. pass from door Dash that's right. everyone deserves to feel like a VIP. that's right and with dash pass from. door Dash you can you can. dash pass is the one membership you need.

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year what a year and thank you for. listening to the to the podcast this. year and um I really can't thank you. guys enough I can't thank you enough for. just letting me be a part of your life. or even if you don't even listen [ __ ]. even just keeping it in your thing and. or just let me bother you not me be a. part of your life dude like I'm some. kind of damn. uh you know like I'm just some kind of.

um you know like I'm athletes foot or. something just uh just thanks thanks for. supporting me because you you've helped. this this whole uh we've gotten to do. interesting stuff and talk to some. unique folks and I think because people. have uh paid attention or tuned in or. spent time since we've spent time. together on here that we're going to get. to have other unique people in that's. kind of crazy cuz I don't dude if I were.

me I wouldn't let these people talk to. me but they keep doing it. so um yeah I'm excited and it's just. been uh it's been a lot of fun and I. hope it's been fun for you too and uh. yeah and I just want you to know that I. think about that I think about making it. um making it interesting and and fun for. you guys guys and um and yeah I'm just.

I'm just grateful man uh you know and I. feel a little bit happy about it too I. mean I feel happy but I just really in. my heart I feel I think just thankful. you know that's what I feel like. um yeah I'm trying to sorry I'm trying. to explain how I feel and feel at the. same time and for me that's always been. kind of a tough thing to do. you know it's tough sometimes to feel.

and explain how you're feeling at the. same time um but yeah happy uh Holidays. and Merry Christmas to you guys and um. yeah I just can't believe what a year do. we got to talk to Hulk Hogan that was. crazy and um who else dude Dana White. that was bananas and. inspiring who El man stavos and. um uh John Veri just interesting people.

you know everybody Drew just Caleb. Presley man who's. a well just a dear friend of mine some. of these people have. become just I don't know it's just all. been. crazy you know and. um yeah I I I got off my medicine man I. got off my medication I take I take. Lexapro and I uh I don't take a large. dose I think it was 20 and I got down to.

10 and then I'm off and it's been. interesting because I've had a lot more. feelings man I've had a lot more. feelings and some of it I'm grateful for. because I I was just not having any. feelings you know I was just not having. any feelings everything was kind of fine. you know and and sais wasn't having any. feelings and so I was like I need some. feelings man. um you know I'm making sure that I have. like just have friends and stuff that.

know that I'm off of it so uh if. anything seems too crazy. um so I'm just trying to let my feelings. just kind of settle or just get back to. like a. baseline so um I'm hopeful about that. and I've been making sure I do a lot of. running and stuff to just keep my energy. up so yeah I just want to kind of have. some freaking feeling feelings dude on. on on anti-depressants I don't have any.

feelings people are like Hey how do you. feel and I'll just be like um yeah bro. you know I'm just not H I'm just not. having a lot of feelings I think on. anti-depressants so I want to have some. more feelings so then I can make some. more decisions based on how I. feel uh so that's an that I think that's. something that's really like a new. adventure. um yeah we've had a lot of beautiful. calls and uh we're going to get into. some of those. [Music].

um yeah what do we have. here this one says what's up with the 12. Days of Christmas right here let's. it hey Theo it's Johnny B John and. Christmas is coming up and you know that. song The 12 Days of. Christmas we dude's giving his his woman. a bunch of stuff and he that song he. gives his woman 17 Birds mhm.

including six. geese and I don't I don't think I don't. think a woman wants 17 Birds bro it's a. euphemism dog it's a euphemism man. that's what I'm saying baby they want. that ba they want that body bird homie. that. wer. that ski Swan baby you know what I'm.

talking about that [ __ ] slurp warbler. dog that's what they want that red build. blast oral homie you feel me that SK. parakeet homie you know what I'm saying. suck me off suck me. off me. off Su me. [Music]. off shck me. sh shck. suck me.

up suck me. up that's what they talking about baby. that bust Mard homie you feel me that's. what they you know so that's what you. got to understand it's a euphemism man. this a. euphemism they want that thing baby they. want that yuming bird. dog that nut neck body ostrich baby that. bust Mard homie that's what they want. that's what they.

want so you got a plan ahead there all. right let's take another. call what up Theo this is. Hunter um I'm just calling I've got a. bit of a dilemma right now do tail. brother onward uh recently you know I. was making out with this girl mhm. and we was we was making out for. probably you know one one minute and I.

just busted a nut right there oh yeah. and I don't know what to do so I was. just calling. to kind of get your guidance on that and. you know I'm just just don't really know. what to do oh yeah buddy well. look that's just some nut homie that's. all you know there's nothing you're not. a bad die you don't need to be scared or. nothing you're doing fine.

um I think you might you know who know. if you if you were only making out you. might have a damn your pH balance might. be off or something you might have be. you know be like a plus six or something. you you know you might want to get your. damn levels checked or something or at. least have somebody do that on. you while you look at a nudie mag or. something you know. because you know you want to make sure.

you're not. just vibrating so much if you get around. a you know a nipple that you're just. uh you're just sprouting and creaming. all the time for no reason you know. just sprouting and creaming you know for. just you know you don't want somebody to. flip on a light switch in a distance and. you [ __ ]. just just [ __ ] put own eye out with. that with that bust homie that [ __ ].

bust but yeah you're doing fine buddy I. think yeah you your your levels might be. up or down or something you might not. have you might uh could have been. something you. ate you know if sometimes if I have some. um what are they call like zesty little. like uh. little um piece it's like a green bean. but it's [ __ ] it's for violence you. know it's like um uh peppers like a uh.

red peppers you know I'll shoot a robin. off a fence you know if I if I start. popping off after that but um you're. probably going to be fine buddy and it's. okay I think God just wants to warn you. says hey buddy you're going to be. really you know you're going to be on. the front lines for us because you like. to. shoot and just be. careful so and second of all I'm proud. of you man I'm proud of you for.

ejaculating you know too many men feel. ashamed when they eat Jack or whatever. and you out here busting and creaming. and creaming and busting over there with. your lady and it's that time of year too. it's winter dude if you. can't if you ain't coming in the winter. buddy what are you. doing you know I don't think you know. that's a winter sport buddy so you out. there just uh uh just stirring your own.

eggs buddy do your [ __ ] Daddy get out. there and [ __ ] get your [ __ ] boy bust. out homie young. killer but uh yeah brother I love you. man and yeah you might just have that. that extra energy in you you you ever. see somebody that rub their feet on the. carpet and then they come up and [ __ ]. zap you like that that might be you boy. you might just have you might just your. your pH balance might be a little H you. we want to get that [ __ ] checked out. buddy or have somebody take your pulse.

while you Jer off you know and see what. happens to you buddy you're doing good. though love you Daddy Merry. Christmas bells will be. ringing they say it's. Christmas this say it's. Christmas I love that I love that season. man. um what else else. uh let's take a call that happens right.

here yo uh Mr. vaugh Man on your recent podcast you. were talking. about uh you. don't uh you're afraid to talk about. certain topics because you don't know. enough. man you you got to take that pressure. off of yourself man I don't know. nothing I mean I may even be cognitively.

deficient I mean I don't even know you. ain't got to know nothing man you just. ask questions you just have people. on ask questions do your solo episodes. just ask questions man you ain't got to. know nothing you're just you're just. throwing stuff out there man you're. trying to figure it out like the rest of. us so don't worry about that man you. just keep doing your thing don't be. afraid you um you mean a lot to a lot of. people man you're making a big impact so.

the more courageous you can be the more. people will follow that and that's what. we need. so thanks. man thanks dude uh you know. um you know I. think yeah I don't know what I'm. doing yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you man. yeah I don't know what I'm doing man I I. know I'm.

trying but yeah I don't know what the. [ __ ] I'm. doing yeah I'm just being I'm just just. being a human I'm just trying my [ __ ]. best. man you know most of the time anyway I. don't know sometimes maybe I'm even. not but yeah I think I've just always. felt so much pressure man I've always. felt so much pressure to get it right. you better [ __ ] get it right. you.

know I've always felt like I wasn't. uh like I had to get it. right or there was no value to me or to. to whatever to whatever I was doing it's. like if it's not. perfect there was no. value. and so I think that's still how I. operate sometimes like I got to get.

everything. perfectly yeah and it's just impossible. man and I'm tired of like H. yeah thank you man yeah I just I think I. did need to hear something like. that. um you better get it right that's what I. would always kind of feel like to myself. you better get this sh you better you. better get this. right that's the voice inside of.

me it never had any patience it never. had any patience with me the voice. inside of me never had any patience with. me. um and then and then and you know what I. don't have a lot of patience with myself. either which is kind. of. which I deserve to have some more.

patience with. myself yeah I deserve to have a little. more patience with. myself. um yeah so thank you man I think I. needed to hear that I do feel like I. can't do it all I do feel like I don't. know what I'm doing I do feel like I'm. trying my best I do feel like sometimes.

I'm doing okay I do feel like sometimes. I'm not doing okay I feel like. uh yeah I feel like I'm also never going. to live up to the expectations that I've. set for myself because I set unrealistic. expectations yeah and I think I set. unrealistic expectations. because.

um because if I never meet him then I'll. always be not good. enough yeah yeah thanks for. just making me think about questioning. myself too just asking. questions yeah there's nothing wrong. with if I don't know there's nothing. wrong with me if I'm not perfect there's.

nothing wrong with me you know it's. okay. um yeah I've just always put so much. pressure on myself to be. perfect I've always put so much pressure. on myself to be. perfect man yeah [ __ ] makes me angry. when I even think about.

it like you better [ __ ] be. perfect or you don't mean anything you. know that's it's some old story in my. head or something I'm not saying that. right now to myself I'm saying I'm. trying to just feel that story you. know you. better yeah like if I can be perfect. I'll show them that I mean. something yeah if I can just do things.

perfectly they'll see that I have value. you know I. think and then you never can do things. perfectly it's impossible right and so. then you're just I'm always setting. myself up to not feel good enough. because I make my expectations of myself. unrealistic and so I can never achieve. them and so I'm always. just not enough for myself you know.

um so thank you bro thank you for that. message I I. yeah yeah it's like man I got to get. this right or I'm wasting everybody's. time that's how I feel a lot of times. too. uh I think that's where I'm just trying. to say where some of that pressure feels. like to me it's. like you're wasting everybody's time.

time yeah I wish you would yeah I think. it just that goes back to old stuff for. me or whatever you're wasting. everybody's time you better get this. right yeah look I yeah I uh I appreciate. you just yeah saying that man I think. sometimes I got to think about that. stuff and I I this year has been I think. one thing it's been tough I haven't had. enough time to [ __ ] think or feel. [ __ ] that I just haven't had enough time. to feel anything man everything's just. been so busy and I think the world's.

just so busy. now you know I mean yesterday was one of. the first times I I went to a AA meeting. at the end I went to eat with the guys. at the meeting because I had some time I. was like I don't have anything to. do [ __ ] I [ __ ] enjoyed. that yeah son we're so damn busy we. don't even [ __ ] know we don't I don't. even know. myself I'll get to the damn end of life.

and I'll sit there and be like hey who. who were you buddy yeah. yeah what' you like to do I finally. start asking myself the question because. I just jumped on the on the on the train. I just jumped I just jumped on on the. zipline yeah but thank you man thank you. for helping me think yeah just ask my. self questions man I used to love doing. that and I.

just yeah it it's just. important we got another call that came. in here let me see what we can do hey. Theo um I was just wondering what like. the thoughts in your head are like. because Like Mine mine's like you I. ain't even gonna lie like me and my best. friend and her dad were talking about it. and all of our thoughts sound like you. so I was just wondering what your. thoughts in your head sounded like all. right bye Jesus loves you oh thank you.

there little lady little kitty cat uh. Jesus loves me thank you I hope he does. and I hope he don't love me too much. either you know some of. these they got these. uh you know these you don't some people. like G they don't know what jesuses do. when they just think he being kind of. zesty or whatever out there but I don't. know if I think that you know I just I. love him and yeah I hope he loves me I.

hope he but yeah if he shows up and. he's if he's a little too zesty I just. wonder you know if he's like you know. the last supper was. [Music]. [ __ ] you know I don't know I just. yeah I I love him I yeah just tell him I. love him and. um and yeah I don't know what the. thoughts in my head I don't know my. thoughts a lot of times I don't know. what they sound like some of them are.

[ __ ] pissed off and some of them. aren't even wearing anything I'll tell. you that and yeah some my thoughts they. just are like looking for me that's what. I feel like my thoughts are looking for. me and um I'm looking for them but we're. just we can't do it so but yeah I love. you thank you all right we got a call. here all right so I got a question my. name is Big Willie and uh I was what's. up Big Willie let's hear more wondering.

I'm trying to save up for a new dirt box. but I don't know how to get some. money so I'm just calling for that now. you know you know what I'm saying get. any tips for me you know all right. see what you're trying to so thank you. Willie for the call um you're trying to. save up for a new dirt bike but you. don't know you don't have any money and. you're calling you're wondering how to. get some.

money get a job I think get a job homie. that's what I would do I get a [ __ ]. job Willie that's how they do it you get. a job they give you some money you get a. dirt bike you get into an accident on. your dirt bike and you are in intensive. care for a long time and. uh and that's how it works man that's. how life works so I think yeah you just. got to stay on the path and fill out an. application will it praise God baby good. luck BB what do you call a person who.

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thank blue for sponsoring the podcast. all right let's take one more call here. man. um hey what's up Theo my name is Trevor. I'm from Kentucky what's up Trevor baby. T rev baby that's how you break that. down onward uh man I just celebrated. nine months of sobriety from drugs and. alcohol man and my life's going great. you know let's go uh it really really is. man I fell in love with a girl oh come.

on I don't know if she fell in love with. me or not yet but we're gonna see that's. that but I'm definitely in love with her. let's go and um I don't know man I just. wanted to I just wanted to say that man. yeah and uh I thankful for you and your. podcast man you bring a lot of light to. a lot of people's lives. man. gang baby that's it and Trevor got it. baby nine.

months. tras baby that's 36 weeks daddy Trevor. got it baby nine months let's go t. rever and you got to say it baby yes say. it that's a part of this call I really. adapted with right. here uh but I'm definitely in love with. her and um I don't know man I just. wanted to I just wanted to say that man. and uh I'm thankful for you and your.

podcast I just wanted to say that that's. the thing so yeah I don't say things I. don't you know I don't I. don't I don't even speak my own damn Joy. sometimes I don't even let myself hear. my own. Joy. yes say. that say that man you got nine months. you somebody you. like that's powerful daddy you hear.

that you hear that man you hear. that man I'm just. uh let me think about any. other man today's episode has been just. all over the place guys I've had to. start and stops a bunch of times it's. just been a a tough time for me to get. like a good flow. going you know I just feel kind of r. battled and that's okay I feel you know.

uh I don't know it's okay everything's. okay it's. okay you. know it's. okay. um it's been a fun year. and and I'm excited to see what next. year could be like. and and I hope that this holiday season. is something that you make nice for. yourself you know I I I always re.

realize that um and I always forget too. that if I want the holidays or anything. really to to be special I have to I have. to be a part of making it mean. something you know uh I need to show up. I need to be activated and. um be a part of bringing the joy and not. just expecting to take take the Joy or. receive the Joy or I I need to show up. with some something it don't have to be.

a something an item or something I mean. sometimes it can be but I need to if. something's going to mean something. then it'll mean even more if I show. up with the idea that I'm going to make. this mean something you. know and that could be if you're going. to take a ride with your child somewhere. and do something nice with them or go. shop you know or if you're going to. spend some time with your loved. one uh and y'all are going to go do.

something. and you know to. just try and make a little extra effort. to make it mean. something you know a lot of times in my. life I've had opportunities uh to make. things mean something and I'll I'll I'll. choose. to kind of just be a kuding or be quiet. or try not to have fun sometimes I I get.

afraid to have to be a little bit more. joyous you know. um you know so I think that's something. that I wish for this holiday. season. uh is that if you're like me sometimes. when there's a chance to. be to joke or to have sometimes I'll. just get a you know I'll I'll. I'll kind of shut down or I want to you.

know if somebody else ask me to do. something I won't want to do you I only. want to kind of do my ideas you know. it's like so I just hope that this. holiday season I'm gonna try to be a. little bit more. like if somebody else you know I'm going. just try to go with the. flow. and and help the flow have a stronger. current you know with my own attitude. that's really what I mean I'm going to. try that you know because it helps me. too it helps me when I get outside of.

myself a little bit you know and. um yeah so I'm going to try that a. little bit more this year that's. something that I'm going to look forward. to do. um. yeah so in instead of just continuing to. ramble I just. um yeah I want to try to show up a. little bit more this Christmas and be a. part of the joy a little bit more and.

even if the game is on do things that. are engaging with people I care about. take a walk with somebody or [ __ ]. tickle some little [ __ ] I don't care do. something that is. uh you. know I just want to try to contribute a. little bit more this year if I can. that's one of my Christmas wishes for. myself. um. yeah and that's it.

dude and that's really really it. [Music]. bro Silver. Bells Silver. Bell it's Christmas time in the. city. um yeah I don't know I got a bunch more. things on my mind but I think I just I I. I just am going to I don't know I don't. I think I just I think I'm just going to.

just sign off for the year man you. know just sign off for the year we've. done it's been it's been quite a year. you know and just I'm glad we got to be. alive this year together and. um. yeah yeah I really am um. and that's all I got sorry to just keep. dragging that I kind of it's kind of. like the end of a date I feel like a.

little bit you don't know where you want. it to you know like you're like just. standing in the yard kind of talking but. and nobody kind of knows what's going to. happen or whatever um so that's a little. bit how I feel but that's exciting. because that's a little bit of energy. that's like kind of fun you know and so. that's a good way to close things out. man um I want to let you know as always. the hotline is 98566. [Music]. 4953.

um and yeah just thank you so much for. being a part of my life and and uh for. letting me be a part of your life um. thank you to our producers uh Zach and. Nick and Ben and Colin um for helping. get this show done every year um. every 52 times a a year week every week. and um yeah thank you.

guys. and. uh yeah I guess that's kind of it I'm. just [ __ ] rambling I don't know I had. an impossible biscuit or something like. seven hours ago and then I just been. having some uh Celsius. so I'm. basically I'm just like everybody else. so that's. it. uh Merry Christmas Happy New Year's to. you guys and um yeah thank you for being.

a part of my life and letting me be a. part of yours and and uh and I love you. and I look forward to seeing you guys in. the New. Year I'm. upstairs be good to yourself baby. [Music]. gang.

O Merry Christmas. baby raineer coming out to. play Santa Claus is packing the presence. making sure you've been behaving. okay. Merry Christmas.

honey the. snow.