Ladies Night | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #275

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you know that you know who you are. remember ladies night remember that. ladies night uh it's ladies night that. was always I feel like the biggest crock. of [ __ ] you know look dude it's ladies. night I would always have a friend and. not even a friend sometimes just an. enemy that are just a but someone I knew. that drank and could walk to a to a bar.

any book oh boy it is night ladies night. over there. it's ladies night dude down at the smoke. and onion bro you wear you out like dude. come on man we ain't getting no ladies. bruh you ain't getting no ladies buddy.

dude every time we go out we get zero. ladies you think tonight with the D that. oper that you think tonight something's. going to be different that the arm that. the cou that the cooter fairy is just. gonna come and hit us with that cooter. wand or something no you can't you got. to recognize that you know it's Lee come. on bro.

slightly use night man come on. do you know good and well if you and me. are in it man it ain't down a ladies. night bro it's gonna be you and me are. gonna get there we're gonna pay that. cover and they always put like a lady by. the door so it looks like those ladies. and they make you wait in the line you. get in there and they got one lady. there's just the coat lady she's taking. people's coats and we live in Louisiana.

do you know nobody has a damn coat so. that's really waste of fixed cost right. there that I mean that lady's just doing. nothing sometimes you'll see somebody as. a tank top you know if somebody wore a. double tank in there and they shed one. and give it to the girl. keep her employed you know keep a little. Tiffany employed our little Daphne or. whatever you know named after somebody. who doesn't know how to pronounce. flowers you know Daphne dales but man I.

it's late come on dude it ain't broke. when we go we've been going places for. years man and niigata nobody's brother. we ain't got no ladies man he's the last. ladies night we went till I had to hold. your waist while you vomited because the. upheaval was too much for your body to. handle because you don't have a strong. spine man you know exactly what I'm.

talking about so I'm just trying to be. honest man I'm just trying to be honest. and just do whatever I can or also do. whatever I can't you know that. all right let's kick this bad animal. right in the freaking ball bag you got. it. tie up your uh tie your own tubes you. know dude I used to know this tough girl. real real tough kind of girl man uh you.

know she um she chose not to pass gas. sometimes cuz she liked to keep that. pressure in her body that kind of girl. like that's a real kind of girl just. snatch a damn goat off a bridge just. walk out you feel me the kind of girl. who would walk out on a windy day and. just take her damn breasts out and just. look mother nature right in the eyes and. say bring it on [ __ ] you know tough.

girl and um oh [ __ ] I was gonna tell you. guys but uh let's get into this episode. of man like what I say. I used to know a tough girl bro it's. ladies come on boy it ain't. when you and me go Dawg it ain't I ain't. man dude it ain't never look you got. beat up number one time we were walking.

to a place me and my buddy and he got. beat up by the dude with the arm. we went going to a happy hour he got. beat up with a by a brother with one of. those tacks guy signs you know he got. beat up by a black Statue of Liberty. with a tax guy signed so it ain't never. ladies night man come on let's go all. right let's get into it. [Music].

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[Music]. why must we wait when we're alive it's. ladies night hello and thank you for. joining me. and joining yourself here and this is it. maybe this is it this is that cupcake. that life made us and I'll tell you be.

honest with you right now there ain't. much frosting on that sugar piece right. now there ain't much frosting there. ain't much frosting on the dessert right. now is there. it's cake only baby and it's a lot of. bootleg cake a lot of bootleg cake we're. digesting right now you know you are you.

know I went for a jog here's one thing. that's just really boiling boiling my. beef and I mean when I mean boiling my. beef is when I'm going for a jog and a. jog you know it's you know you want to. run but you you can't run because you. were not that fast so you jog. it's basically what white people started. doing because we you know we wanted that.

when when black people started running. we were like aw [ __ ] we're not running. we're kind of jogging so let's rename it. and so that's how that really shook down. to be factual or historical you know. because black people were fast man I. mean they had what was it they used to. they used to have the UM the R. Underground Railroad bro if you went on. that that's where Carl Lewis came from. the R Underground Railroad dog you just. go down there you'd have a white dude.

had to get in a train just even keep up. with the black guys on that thing so. there's a lot of speed coming out of the. black community in the eighteen. hundred's early 1900s but oh here what. I'm noticing is I'll go for a jog right. or what I call a white run and I'll go. for that really you know I'll go for a. white run and I'm passing other joggers. you know constituents you know foot.

constituents and they don't wave and. that just B's my B okay. boils my beef buddy if I'm running and. you are also running and we pass by each. other and you know why you don't wave. we're in a pandemic this could be the.

end of time you know this might have. been when Mother Nature set her alarm. and you're not even just you're I'm out. here doing my best you're doing your. best you're not gonna give me a Hello a. peace a thumb up give me a thumb up man. it gets me because especially if you're. doing Fitness if you're doubt there you. know I get out there I'm doing full body. fitness I'm running keeping my chest.

forward when I run try not to arch my. back too much you know I don't want them. gay dudes flexing cuz you in in you know. this is Los Angeles man this is really. this is um you know this is a hotbed. really for homosexuality an adult gay so. you if you're running with and you're a. male and makes in a lot of these men see. you they want it and that's nature man.

that's not and there's no judgment there. that's nature it's like say if you are. if you like you know you know burgers or. snacks you could get drive-through meals. say you like drive-through meals and. you're walking somewhere and somebody. throws a cheeseburger right in front of. you I guarantee you might not reach for. that [ __ ] but you're gonna follow it. with your eyes and see where it lands. and then you're gonna consider things.

and maybe make a choice. but [ __ ] once I talking about dude um oh. yeah. you got to be careful a lot of men out. there if you go running but anyway if. I'm running and I jogged past someone. and they don't acknowledge that's what. it gets me you know that just gets my. damn gander. it just gets my Gander in a Gandalf boy. and just God God dang it. okay like what your what we I just went.

a mile bro. you just win a mile you're not gonna hey. and that's the kind of [ __ ] makes me. question how we're doing how we're doing. as a specie you know and I see some man. I'll tell you this I see a lot of fast. Asians out there a lot of FAS and and. they don't touch the ground when they. run you see of Asian it really they they.

what they run like the world is hot like. the you know they run kind of their legs. are a little bit they're uh they always. run at the stoplight a lot of Asians of. those people they will continue running. to stop like they don't stop I'll stop I. push the button you know a fist bump the. homeless dude that's there you know I. mean give him a couple coins couple you. know dime pieces or whatever a couple. ten pieces but age and they know they.

just keep they're ready to rock um so. yeah though you know that's been. something I've been dealing with when. I've been doing a lot of miles in the. area and I've been running I've been. running and it feels good I kind of got. started to get a little bit out of my. comfort zone you know cuz your comfort. zone man can really can really be your. coffin and and so I used to only run two.

miles and I hated it I hated every step. I hated the beginning of the run I hate. at the end I hated arm. part between the beginning in the end so. all of it. and when I start when I when I uh. but one day I said you know what I'm. gonna run I had a little bit extra. energy and energy is just that that's. that it's just that it's kind of when. God just says alright here you go bro.

and hooks you up with some free [ __ ] you. know alright here you go bro here's a. little scoop of marmalade bro in your. heart not Go Go Go boy go and so I had a. lecture in is just I said I don't know. you know what I'm gonna take a different. route and when I changed my route that. really changed everything for me with. Ryan because suddenly it was a little. bit more of an adventure it wasn't the. same old same old. and next thing you know I'd go on like a.

1/4 mile further so I'm doing time you. know I'm out there you know what I'm. saying I'm doing you know I'm doing time. like the future but I'm out there and. and so then the next time I ran I said. oh man I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go. do that new Trek again now it was. exciting to me and then next thing you. know I said oh you know what I'm gonna. go two and a half miles I'm doing two in. the core I'll do two and a half bro. you know I burn another quarter of this. bad [ __ ] you know I'll serve another.

slice of bad [ __ ] bacon to myself and. so next thing you know now I'm at two. and a half and now I'm like you know. what I'm gonna uh I'm gonna see how fast. I'm going I'm gonna keep time for myself. make it a little bit of a game make it a. little bit of a challenge or shalash. French challenge and so then then it. adds up and next thing you know I'm. running and I'm doing three mile three. and a half brah three and a quarter. stars yeah so there anyway that's been.

my adventure that's been my experience. in my adventure with running and now you. know I'll go do three and three-quarter. miles I did it today I walked the last. three quarter miles though because I. just got it like had like a attitude. kind of a little bit of a kind of. another meltdown but like a. just they had a [ __ ] homeless dude. and he was shadowboxing over by the. interstate and I jog right by the. interstate bro.

cuz that's who I am some people jog safe. areas bruh [ __ ] that dude I want to be. by the interstate I want to hear a van. going by you know I'm gonna hear that. [ __ ] going right by my ear I'm gonna be. able to hear somebody inside a van. inside a shitty van. I want to hear two kids two fat kids in. the back of a shitty van sipping a. Shasta that's how close I want that van. to be you know I like to be right on the. edge because I run five you know I'll. run faster I feel like if I know that.

that uh that the Grim Reaper kind of has. one eye on me you know and I've always. been like that. but yeah so anyway I like to run out. there in this dude they had a I don't. want to say homeless but this guy was. definitely you know covered in dirt and. looked like he didn't know where his. parents were at and he was probably 38. so you know he could have been armed he.

could have been no he couldn't have he. yeah well this homeless guy anyway he's. out there shadowboxing and it looked. like he had shadowbox under some real. under some good trainers you know it. looked like maybe Tony Jefferies or. something had you know had trained him. at one point like the guy had some. skills so I had to go even further. around and I got pissed and then at one. point he threw a glass item at me and so. that [ __ ] made me I I felt like I needed.

to be a little bit more on alert so. that's when I shut the rundown and just. went into a little bit more of defense. mode and just kind of kept my eye on the. premises in the area while went by. because there's a lot of homeless are. stacking up around me. it's getting pretty stachy in the in the. vagrancy Department out here. but anyway it's ladies night. hey you get in there there's like some.

draw girl and she she's like oh she's. hooking up with the bartender she won't. shut up I'm Osama jr. and you're like. damn I just want to buy this [ __ ] a. hot air balloon and fill the tank up. with fricking weed gasoline and launch. that Gatch you know out over the ocean.

let's see what God wants to do but thank. you guys thank you guys for supporting. me I hope you having a good week you. know I was dealing with some depression. honestly man this past weekend uh. something trying to find my way out of. that funk you know I hate uh I hate. feeling like that and I hate sometimes. and I'm you know I'm not trying to you. know I just hate feeling like that man I.

hate it when I feel that way but I'm. learning to be a little less hard on. myself and just say you know sometimes. not every moment is gonna be you know. not every moment is gonna be a. mountaintop you know and sometimes. you're gonna be you're gonna feel low. down and you're gonna feel like this. something like somebody's just like just.

like the world just has a shovel and it. just keeps hitting you in the head. because you you feel so low in the dirt. so yeah I've been trying to just get out. of some of that and so that's why I try. to do a little bit more running you know. I'm just trying to take care of myself. sometimes it's hard it's hard for me to. want to take care of myself it's hard.

man it's hard and I don't even know why. sometimes why you know God gives me so. many gifts so many you know blessings in. my life and and and I still don't. l don't want to sometimes you know take. care of myself I don't want to do what's.

best for me I want to be you know I want. to be lazier I want to be you don't want. to dance you know just not take care of. myself just not do you know I want to. sulk I want to be mmm what is it called. I'm gonna have self-pity you know I want. to do all of that instead and that's how. I know you know depression is a real. thing and anxiety that kind of stuff. it's a writ that that's real stuff you.

know and that's and that is some of that. some of the dark arts and we've been. saying that and I don't know a lot of. people are going through that you know. there's a lot of time that we you know. we're just by ourselves me do my couch. if you look at Mike out of that could. the my couch has one big-ass cushion you. know cuz it costs extra if you want to. you want to cut that cushion into three. pieces it costs extra if you want it cut.

you know that's like when I used to work. over there BJ's Pizza over there by. Claiborne Hill and they say all right we. want that large we want that large meat. because that's what we had large we had. meat and non meat those were to me those. were our lead pies and they said all. right and then for 60 cents extra we'll. cut that [ __ ]. but if you do but if you're trying to. save money if you cut in corners and we. ain't cutting that pie baby so but yeah.

you know anyway I'm not trying to Dell. I'm not trying to dwell but yeah you. know my cut my sofa look like mean damn. that thing looked like you ever see a. picture of the ocean when they say the. ocean if it's empty or what it looks. like at the bottom I saw my sofa cushion. is starting to look like that thing has. been in a damn gangbang with my fat ass. and it is it has not been winning so.

yeah just trying to stay motivated and. get moving. and just get my feet moving and doing. the things I know talking to friends and. not isolating you know my when I start. feeling depressed man its isolation is. what I want to do but it's not what. really helps me and then and when I feel. depressed man I can't see my blessings I. can't see the good things that are out.

there looking for me cuz the Lord. through a lot of chocolates out in my. life man and these [ __ ] are looking. for me and I'm not talking about sisters. but I'm talking about real you know just. sweet options you know there's a lot of. if I want to see the good it's always. there it's just a matter if I really. want to look for it or not or not even. if I really want to look for it just if. I want to see it for what it is anyway.

I'm kind of rambling but I'm just you. know I know some people are probably. struggling right now and uh and I'm. trying to be a leader for myself I was. you know I was thinking my leadership. and I'm just man sometimes it's hard to. be. you know it's a it sucks sometimes when. your wrist when you were responsible for. yourself sometimes this sucks. like damn can't you know sometimes I.

want to wish that we were all lived in. some matrix or matriarch matriarch or. something where something's controlling. all of us just so it wasn't my. responsibility. you know I don't want my life sometimes. I don't want my life to be my. responsibility sometimes and it used to. be all the time for me man when I was. when I was younger but I said damn I.

didn't want I didn't want a last thing I. wanted to do is be responsible for. myself but you know we do you know I've. been trying to do the things that are. different you know I've been trying to. take action and and be grateful and do.

things like that so that's where we are. and that's where we are today and I'm. grateful for you guys we got a lot of. nice calls on that came into the hotline. nine eight five six six four nine five. zero three and and you know we had you. know I wanted to see about crime out. there because when you know you know a. lot of crime and I almost got hit by a. dam you know uh a homeless guys slinging.

glass out there and homeless dude you. don't know what they'll break out. whatever that dude you know what I'm. saying you bring a knife to a damn. lawnmower fight or he'll break out a. side of a boat like ma'am this guy he's. got about to beat my ass where today I'm. uh you know what uh starboard said they. could they're playing on a different. ball field you know you bring a baseball.

and he'll bring a [ __ ] nom you know. he'll bring to our escalator stairs like. damn this guy this dude named flame man. he's about to beat the up-down out of me. bruh this guy's about to beat the day. I'm up down out of me um we had some. calls that came in I wanted to hear how. different places in the world were. dealing with and and in in in what your.

what your corona was like your corona. time and so we got some calls that came. in here right here. this is Nicole from Malaysia and. beautiful place over there Malaysia and. ice actually saw a couple of monkeys. over there steal a bag of chips from a. thick thick urban chicken um and they. went at least two rounds but you thought. it was gonna end there but you know a. big girl don't wanna lose that's that. chip sac gang [ __ ] homeward hey Theo.

it's Nicole calling from Penang Malaysia. hey Nicole and thank you for calling in. from Penang they're in Malaysia I don't. know I've been to Malaysia actually I. just told you that and it's a man it's. like the beach went to the beach that's. how that's how beachy it is and it is. it's humid you know I remember I took my. shirt off and they had two goldfish. swimming in my bellybutton I mean it's.

that it's humid you'll find a damn. starfish come out from under yarn onward. internationally we're still in. quarantine over here and we probably. will be until the end of Ramadan which. is near the end of May because they're. real worried about people having large. gatherings for Ramadan since it's a. majority Muslim country shout out. Muslims brother shout out Slim's baby.

all day home word so even though we. don't have a lot of cases at all we're. gonna be in lockdown for a while longer. which sucks and I'm a senior in high. school so we're all just hoping that. fill these up on the restrictions and. time for us to have graduation because. we really don't want to miss that it's. crazy here because it's actually illegal. to exercise outside so we can't run or. walk or dogs or bike outside at all and. I got stopped by the police for going on.

a run by myself so you can't really be. outside at all unless you have evidence. that you're going to the grocery store. and that's the only time when one can be. outside so that kind of sucks because. we're really locked in here Wow. well thank you Nicole thanks for uh for. that message wow I can't believe you. guys are really I mean you can't even. take a dog yeah I guess you just have to. have a dog just teach a dog to what.

urinate inside or use a toilet Wow. that's badass insane but um but that's. beautiful I'm glad that you know I'm. glad that that's that you know you guys. are able to I guess help the animals. like that but um yeah I mean that makes. me think at least I can go for a run you. know and why you can't exercise you got. stopped by the police for just for.

fitness knew that reminds me one time I. was jogging in the Midwest and I was in. a real and that's the real thick belt. and if you've been to the Midwest but. damn you won't I mean you'll have a. thigh you know your Thyle just show up. out of nowhere they got a dam somebody. down you know you'll see a some felt I. got hamstrings with real ham on them. like boy that's a salty bass that's.

salty backstrap um and I was going for a. jog and somebody stopped some guys like. um he pulled over he's like you okay. what's happening buddy all right. what's going on what another calmness. you know what are you running from man. you scared of something like nah man I'm. this fitness buddy. I'm doing I'm doing fitness I'm an adult. man but wow we're really putting. perspective and you to be in school and. not know if you'll be able to have that.

graduation experience Wow hmm you know. that puts it into perspective for me for. sure you know we've got a lot to be. grateful for and you know I'm sorry I'm. sorry that you're dealing with that your. attitude seems really good though Nicole. I appreciate you sharing that with with. with me and and you know and just. sharing a little bit of what's going on. over there and then wow yeah if it comes. in a religious territory which I like.

you know I like there being some. religion and you didn't sound negative. about it and I appreciate that you know. not that you would but you know I like I. think it's a good time for people to. have faith and and the fact that you. know people are gonna say okay not only. have I been going through this but that. doesn't negate that I'm gonna try and. still have my faith you know because if. I you know what I'm saying I've been a. half I've been one of those kind of. half-breed Christians you know well you.

know you know my faith is always you. know I grew up I didn't really have a. lot you know how do I was around a lot. of it and we would go to church and. stuff but in my heart I didn't really. know much but so that's real special. that people are able to have faith and. and you know that they're not letting. that discount saying okay well look I. you know we did the core of it so now we. don't have to do you know we don't have.

to do the fast and we don't have to do. this or that that's pretty powerful but. thank you thank you for that update from. from the Malay the Malay people over. there beautiful all right let's take. another call here and this is from prag. right here and this is Sean Hoffman. let's go Hotch hey this is Sean I'm in. Prague in the Czech Republic thank you. for calling Sean from Czech Republic and. when I actually visited there they had a. man pickpocketed me and this guy was.

small this guy had the smallest damn. hands bro you couldn't even. I mean this guy oh no one you could. barely fit you know he could put dude he. could almost put both hands and both. feet in your pocket and you couldn't. feel it think about that think about. having four appendages in a damn pant. pocket and you can feel the person in.

there and that's dark magic right there. let's hear more I wanted to see how. things wear elsewhere in the world. they're not knocked down for about six. weeks now things are slowly starting to. get back to normal as you can see it is. a whole bunch of other people out here. on the bridge still everybody wears. their masks outside but people are. starting to go back out to the parks. some of the stores are up and packed up. and I think by the middle of June things. might be yet getting back to being more. or less normal. looks like the borders gonna be closed.

for the rest of the summer but maybe. after this is all done you can find. another European tour love to see you. gang thanks Sean interesting so yeah. that sounds pretty similar I think. things are starting to loop people. people are starting to loosen up make. the choice. some people you know and and that's what. life is like that is just a you know. it's a lot of just Hansel and Gretel and. that's who we are really we you know.

we're curious creatures damn it I'm. sorry Sean but yeah you get that you. know people I noticed it too the. traffic's getting more in Los Angeles. people are doing more things more. thoughts trying to holler more gay dudes. even you know out here in LA there's a. thing now if you go running if you go. running on your feet and without a mask. that is a apparently it's like a pickup.

thing for men that like other that like. other men and so it's like the new. member if you used to put your foot out. under the bathroom stall wall in. Minnesota or whatever you know you used. to drop that boot over there. that other dudes little [ __ ] and then. bang them next thing you know y'all. playing freaking hide that Rodney um but.

what was uh but what I'm telling you is. or what I'm what I'm sharing right now. is just that yeah people are gonna make. their own choices and so I you know I. understand when some people are like we. need liber8 we need to you know I was. talking to my brother-in-law or. something I think you might be second. cousins or not second cousins but I. don't know Sumati [ __ ] somebody. honestly and that's how we're you know. cousin in law and he was saying well.

like you have counties in Texas where. they had four cases of it so what do. those people do like they you know how. do they get back to work how do they. they can't start their universe back up. so it's tricky man is tricky to see but. I think humans you know we're gonna have. our own sense at a certain point of wins. okay to venture back out and get things. poppin enough you know feel the world. and know if it's safe and know if it's.

safe for us and what our level would it. what's safe for me you know I'm risky. you know I'm that risky biscuit you know. what I'm saying you could put jam on me. bro you could put pepper you could put. down rubber cement on my back you know. what I'm saying. I'm still a snack dog so gang [ __ ] you. feel me but uh but thank you for sharing. this beautiful and if you and both uh.

both of these call these last two. callers were from on video so if you. were watching on youtubes you can see. these peoples beautiful faces and and. and showing us from right here on a. famous bridge right there in Prague let. me see famous bridge in Prague and that. bridge is called the charles bridge. named after a white so beautiful man.

thank you brother thank. for calling in and be safe over there. and and and yes definitely it's like. people's idea of what safe is different. people's idea of what's safe is. different I did read on that the there. are now 50,000 deaths in the u.s. from. corvid nineteen coronavirus and you and. every year the pneumonia gets that many.

people as well every year pneumonia does. and I really believe that if we didn't. have if twenty years ago this happened I. don't think you would have heard. anything about it I really don't I don't. think you would have heard anything. about it I think it would have just been. like oh this year is a strong flu season. we have a flu that's lasted late and.

that's I think that that's where it kind. of would have landed but now you have. the 24-hour news cycle so you got to. fill that news Bank you have to do it. there used to be two hours of news there. was morning news and there was evening. news and then they would do a late. evening in case she was by over you know. you had a little side piece over and. y'all wanted to do you know we'll look.

at something before y'all went over. there and touched each other's bodies or. something or split a steak or something. but but now it's 24 so so they used to. be able to pack the whole news into. those three hours and some of the. stories would double over now there's 21. more hours of news so they got to fill. that with something and that's where I.

think hysteria really began where the. news is like okay what can we do what's. and then at a certain point what's. selling for us what's keeping people. hooked on the screen so I really believe. that and and I really believe that if we. didn't have the 24-hour news cycle that. we wouldn't that this would just be kind. of a strong flu season that it came and. gone now I know that this is stronger. this has a ha this thing has a higher. kill rate than other than other flus but.

but I just think it that's what it would. have been but hey what do I know right. and I might be wrong also so really good. chance of that let's take one more video. call that came in and this is gentleman. from Dubai right here gang what's up do. this is hunter checking in from Dubai. you not what's up honored thank you for.

checking in brother from Dubai. onward lien American better live here. full-time now I just wanted to give you. some insight on what's going down in. this country it's pretty strict right. now we have handled it well and it's. been kind of contained to one is your. area the city I mean everywhere else is. doing pretty good but you have to apply. for a permit any time you go outside. anytime and now they've restricted it's. where you can only leave and go places. every three days so we're kind of just.

huddled up hunkered down but shout out. to companies like cream and somato. that's like our version of posts mates. they're delivering the food still and. other than that device interesting it's. a definitely still kind of a third world. country scenario but pre kovat it was. very almost over employed there's. virtually no I want to. no homelessness see that though there is. a dark side these guys aren't these guys.

from like Karachi Pakistan Dhaka. Bangladesh in various places like that. they're just they're not getting paid. well and it's rough living scenarios and. because of this and now they're just not. working at all so there's actually been. a spike in homelessness and people who. are stranded and the airports are closed. too they can't get back to their home. country so that is a sad thing to see. but other than that we're holding it. down thanks for everything you do Gang. Gang Green gang bro Thank You hunter for.

that message man and that's information. as well as a message Wow yeah you don't. think of that you know I mean it's I. mean or you do think of it maybe you do. that the whole what you know it's in. every place it's it's going on and I'm. not trying it this isn't like a I'm not. trying to make this be a downer thing. I'm trying to just share what it's like. from around the globe you know you know. I'm not trying to make us feel bad about.

anything I'm not trying to feel bad. about it you know this is what life is. life is. I mean life think about what life has. been for some people I think about some. man was born imagine this some man was. born somewhere in a forest maybe or you. know in like a dead like a like a thick. thick thick forest and he don't know. anything and he you know he grows up and. he doesn't his parents don't have much. money or whatever and he to say he does. woodworking he does basic stuff and then.

he you know one day he sees maybe like. you know he sees like a beautiful bird. or something maybe you're robbing like a. Red Robin a red breasted. Robin and and that's like that's like. his the best part of his life and he and. then he dies and his family dies and and. that's his life his life with that one.

thing when he saw that Robin it was. everything for him that was his that was. his you know having a family that was. his prom that was his you know getting. married that was his that was his that. was the that was it that was his his. life and that's a life that's a that. that's a beautiful life that's in its. own place the Robin man but it's. different when you get you know we're. used to like fancier lives getting to do.

this and getting to do that and and now. some of that has just been adjusted but. thank you for that information from. there from Dubai and what it's like and. that while being stranded I would hate. that that would be tough man because. people gonna do what they're gonna do at. a certain point people want to buck. little Charlie gonna buck little Assad. gonna buck little yeehaw over here or. chin you know little chinstrap or.

whatever your boys name is Viet people. gonna get bucked off somebody's gonna. [ __ ] hum a glass bottle at a jogger. you know the same people gonna start to. bend a little and see what they can do. you know also I wanted to know if there. was if if law enforcement how they were. dealing with some of the if there was a. spike in crime or what like that and we. had a well we had two officers that.

called. I want to get one right here listen to. this VM right here okay here we go let's. get the fuzz on the line here what's up. video my name's Isaiah man you said any. officers of the wall. call in with your statements about the. domestics right now right now just. because of the covet and everything. going on. Thank You Isaiah thanks for your service.

and thanks for and thanks for calling in. brother let's hear more and yeah man. it's been it's been crazy out here dude. I mean I think in the month of March. alone domestics where I'm from a devil. I'm in a Dayton Ohio area gang [ __ ]. Dayton baby then flyers huh what about. your boy Troutman I think he just got. drafted by the New Orleans Saints Blaine. you know it mm-hmm. and also if you've never been to the. United Air Force Museum I think it's.

called in Dayton I would go out on a. limb to call it probably one of the top. six museums in America one of the top. six American museums or musaeus which is. Spanish let's hear more sir so we had a. domestic like a couple weeks back. homeboy sneaking out a fire escape. dude he gets down this fire escape. getting out and he's [ __ ] realizes. there's no ladder to take him from here.

to there to the ground he just stuck up. there you know. shirtless he's got his shorts on he's. like [ __ ] man. we're standing in the alleyway hey man. you got nowhere to go. so you know that's just a little glimpse. of what it's like but uh appreciate you. man keep it up keep up the good work. take care thank you sir appreciate. appreciate the call yeah and that's real. I mean a lot of men stranded on the fire. escape aren't they all right I mean.

that's just a euphemism for mayor of my. damn heart because that is just that. should be our national bird a shirtless. man on a fire escape with nowhere to go. I mean name a better one didn't think. you could. that [ __ ] mean yeah and two officers. down there like look buddy we might look. then jump then jump Bucer oniy okay jump.

if you survived it I'll take you over. there to boot get of epidamnum. down by the south side down by the Dame. water and we'll buy you a freakin uh. pepperoni bread hmm but yeah that's. really Oh. that's how I feel that a lot of times. just feel shirtless and I feel like I'm. just on the fire escape of my own life.

praise God brother thank you for that. sir and you guys stay safe out there but. yet domestics are going up the mess is. going up another day you know that she's. getting a hot you know it's getting hot. in the house a lot of spouses saying hey. uh honey will you turn the AC on it is. on okay it is on Ronald it's ladies.

night it is on cut it on Jack. the AC is oh really Jane cos it's hot in. here. it sure is that's because we got two. hundred degrees of your [ __ ] and a. lot of these spotty ass ladies out there. too. being sneaky and being a little snack. attack those you know in text and.

different men and stuff like this and. Facebook and they college heroes and. [ __ ] I'm telling you man these domestics. it's because you can't put if you put. too much fire and a furnace brush. something's going to get cooked. hmm and hey look I hate to say it but we. might end up with a few beautiful. episodes of Dateline out of all of this. and I don't want people to die but I do. want more Dateline and you just you know.

that's you got to wonder how that'll all. work out all right let's hit the hot. line here nine eighty five six six four. nine five zero three and if you've been. if you've been having a relationship if. you think you know if you if you guys. have come to a conclusion that divorce. is the deal now for you and you think. it's because of the disease brother. that's in the air or in the nothing or.

whatever in the water then hit us up and. let us know ninety five six six four. nine five zero three here's a call that. came in right here mister feel Vaughn. this is dog from Florida Oh what's up. Doug and you know them one of my early. friends man probably maybe one of my. first human friends this beautiful boy. named Doug Hugh ball and he had he I.

mean this boy was just chiseled his head. was real chiseled like his head had been. working out like his head got up early. before he even woke up and went to the. damn gym and then came and got back on. his neck for breakfast you know kind of. that kind of boy and I met him in first. grade and he stuttered he had a stutter. something happened to him been hit by. something or you know or just how to you. know had that [ __ ] giddy a that. little hitch and his giddy and uh he had.

that you know just something boy like. the Lord had just hit him in a damn neck. with uh with a 1x2 you know nothing. heavy but hearty enough to [ __ ] really. sting you know but his name was Doug. homeward Florida it's a great place to. get baptized and also fall into Satanism. oh yeah Florida's a great place man if. you like pyramid schemes and if you hope. one of your if you don't mind one of. your kids maybe getting.

you know reach that by an adult a little. but they also got Busch Gardens so you. can't win them all baby but yeah a. little bit of Satanism bro gang brother. Homewood brother anyway man just like a. random coronavirus stop man dude I'm. miss shaking people's hands man I'm a. hand shaker I'm just a gentleman and I. want to walk up to another gentleman and. shake that [ __ ] hands.

enthusiastically what do you think of a. world without a hand shaking dude. there's been talk of the Japanese bow I. think I'm gonna go with the military. salute much anyway man what's the future. looking like dude gang gang gang Doug. thank you man that's a good question. what does it look like what does the. future look like you know that who's.

gonna do you know who's gonna be doing. what you know who you know what's it. gonna look like I seen a guy the other. day we have a Halloween mask on he's. over there looking like damn he's you. know Pokemon and he's be picking. avocados out it's unique man it's uh. yeah hands shake do I want it I like it. you know I like it we had a guy calling.

in the past drippy mitts McGillicuddy. this beautiful fella this dude I think. his name might have been Steven maybe I. don't know I don't have the notes in. front of me in a beautiful young man and. he had those slippery fronts on his paws. you know he had the thing you couldn't. even shake his him because it was just. slipping in and out of you it would slip. in and I do how do you grip like a damn. eel like an eel eating frickin jelly or. Jam and it uh you know so hand shaking.

the fist bump had kind of taken over a. little it's human touch. human touch it's it's disappearing man. it's been disappearance you know you're. trying to hook somebody not a key like. you a dang you know they you know it's. like a second-degree assault in our lair.

you hug somebody they call it love. assault this place over here in. Hollyweird what do I want for the future. I like the bow I do think the bow is. pretty cool it's very kind of Nouveau. artsy you know it's a little bit of like. kind of a little bit of it okay okay you. know a little bit of Honor a little bit.

of it's a lot of trust to with the bow. because you're taking your eyes off of. your opponent for a second when you look. down you know the handshake look in the. eyes the fist bump yeah it's the future. what do you guys think the future looks. like you think there's gonna be some. things in the future we're not thinking. of that could disappear or that could be. you know none that not that won't happen. anymore I personally think that we'll. just be taking people's temperatures at.

places you know I think that that's not. a bad idea you know if somebody brings. their little kid a little freakin uh you. know Dylan or whatever his name is. little Darla or whatever little frickin. aw you know little freakness you know. little Ethan a little sneaky ass Ethan. bra and he that's the kind of kid he'll. pick his nose with all nine fingers brah. you know what I'm saying he'll pick his.

nose till he pulls one of his eyes out. of it this little frickin behold and he. goes to the to the slip'n slot or. whatever to the UM kids gym Gymboree or. whatever that place over about a highway. for four for six dollars they'll let. your kid bounce around on a fishing net. with a couple of damn. beach balls on it or some you know but. they had what the hell am I talking.

about I don't know man um but a lot of. places now they take a kid's temperature. oh and a lot of in a lot of countries. they take a temperature when you go. somewhere oh this kid's dirty get him. out of here. this kid hot get that a little hotter. get his hot ass out of here little Heath. oh that's a little hot Heath you know. what I'm saying here here's a little. sack ice or something put it in his. pockets and [ __ ] get his little ass.

out of here. so I think you will see some stuff like. that what do you guys think you're gonna. see nine eighty five six six four nine. five zero three here's a call that came. in right here that stimulus check this. man homework would have been from. Baltimore and Baltimore they got a lot. of people on that methadone they got. people smoking methadone over there so.

they got a lot of a lot of Krispy. wiggers out there doggone that methadone. gang [ __ ] homework haha way to work this. morning now during this whole time I'm. like I admitted to grocery stores of. Lumpkin school and everything so I do. work in this whole time and I wanna get. your thoughts on substance so this whole. time I thought this stimulus check [ __ ]. was a big hoax like I thought it was. like like once many promises like a.

compliment started internet beef to try. to get the best society the like. panicking kind of calmed down that the. working stuff and then one day I'm like. explaining that everybody at my Duke. this was fake no one giving a [ __ ]. signal check one day I wake up I got. [ __ ] tribulus check so my thing is. though is this just Trump preying on my. generation and younger generations you. don't think about the future and are. very impulsive giving them mass amounts.

of money that they're going to spend. immediately and not think about it. man you know I think at some point you. just got to be grateful you know you. can't think everything is a conspiracy. and look I appreciate your call man I. appreciate the call it's a good you know. there's a lot of things these days it. makes you wonder a lot of things make us. wonder you know it's just real what's. going on here what's really going on is.

there a bigger thing that I can't see. here I love that I love thinking that. way but I don't want to think it's to a. level where I don't see the blessings. that are around me you know you got. $1,200 you got whatever it ever was 602. Stu you know you got a check you have a. government that gave you money maybe say. hey that's that's awesome I'm lucky to. be in this country where we are able to. do that you know everybody didn't get it.

so you're really you're fortunate right. there you know I notice in my own. neighborhood they have there's a gym. that's near me and our community center. and they have campers outside all the. homeless people or a lot of them that. want that we're mentally able to not. live like in the rain or in the park. they put them in campers they came and. put them all in campers that's pretty.

incredible to live in a country to live. in a place where that's where that's. something that's done you know I get mad. well you know like I try to support our. government no matter who they are you. know cuz I live pretty comfortably you. know I live pretty comfortably I live in. a place that has roads you know I live. in a place where there's clean water. clean enough that's coming out of my. faucet you know I live in a place where.

if I'm struggling. so much there's someone close to me. probably a neighbor that could help you. know I live in a place where there's. entertainment usually I live in a place. where I can think I live in a place rock. I still go to the grocery you know I was. talking to a friend of mine from Russia. the other day she told me that her. parents do you have to apply to go into.

the city every time you go in and you. then then whenever you get there you can. only go do the things you had said you. were going to do you know the gentleman. that called from Dubai you have to you. know I think he said you had to fill out. a form or something you want to go. certain place you can only go to the. market man there's a lot you know it's. so maybe just say hey you know yes the. earth is flat but this stimulus check.

ain't boy so I wouldn't pay you know I. don't know if I mean yeah look into it. but don't look too far into it where you. don't recognize that that you were that. we're pretty fortunate you know we're. pretty fortunate man. [Music]. you know we just have so many blessings. man we have so many blessings I feel. like and you know gang bruh.

alright let's take a another call here. what else had been going on not his. ladies night famous ladies night man. no it's dude it was never ladies night. man. oh do when I think back to some of them. I do I have hooked up with some real.

hardy-har d7 & eights probably I'd say. eight usually because if a woman brought. as long as a woman will brush her teeth. all of her teeth to some ladies some. lazy-ass ladies just brush the tops oh. no miss that's why God gave you all the. teeth you got a wash them all and I'm. her when I was young my mother we had a.

toothbrush and she wrote on it do all of. them cuz you know I get lazy I only want. to brush the tops and them chompers I. don't want to [ __ ] hit that support. staff at the bottom so um what's. something I was gonna talk to you about. that's been going on oh I started doing. piano practicing so pretty excited about. that. I've been doing duolingo yo entiendo mas.

espanol I am understanding more Spanish. I've been doing duolingo man duolingo is. cool if you haven't ever seen it we. don't work for them or they don't they. don't work for us but I'll really like. it. what else hmm I'll see my going home.

thinking about taking a trip home see. some family let's take a call right here. here we go hey Co this is hunter from up. here in northern British Columbia. ooh British Columbia dude thank you for. calling there from the UK my man gang. brother I was just listening to 17th. episode of your podcast this past. weekend and he said something about. wanting to bring the father to the.

family that you were emancipated to to. the Masters because he was accessible. Gulf I don't know if that makes sense. but you wanted to take this man to the. Masters and he was the father of a. family that you apparently lived with a. little while you're younger but I just. was curious if you did that or if you. still claim I'm doing that and sworn to. let you know that you helped help a lot. of people including myself from love you.

and your party man thanks oh thanks man. thanks for the nice words man uh I love. you too bro. gang um yeah actually one thing that you. know I didn't get to take we made the. plan this year to take my stepdad to the. Masters when I was 14 I went to live. with a friend of Mines family and they. had you know they had opened their doors. to me and so I went and lived over there. and and it was fun man they didn't have.

any pets but they had some other. children and we really you know it was. just more of a safe and it was more of. an environment where there was more it. was just more emotionally comfortable. than the one I was in I just couldn't. survive I couldn't mentally survive in. my own house anymore and I don't know if. that really was to anyone's fault I.

think it was just what my path was gonna. be and you know and I was gifted with. enough you know just I got you know. there were people they cared enough and. then. fighting me to live with them and we had. fun and the man has always been a good. role model for me and his name is Rhett. and he uh he is a adult and he he like. he loved golf and so for years I wanted. to take him to the Masters and you know.

I had a good year last year work wise. and so I got us a trip we were gonna go. last week we're gonna go to the Masters. and we had a nice Airbnb and we were all. square. and this virus hit so you know I just. hope that he's you know and he had. started walking around the neighborhood. more and just getting ready to go and. and I'm glad you know for sometimes I. think oh man you know I don't know if.

I'm gonna spend this money or I don't. want to but then once I've made the. decision to man it was I was so excited. and it was fun this went on Airbnb and. looking at places and asking friends and. you know when people wanted to help they. wanted to let me know what's a good. place to stay in a good area and we were. gonna have some fun but that's not going. to happen this year but when they. hopefully when they repost it up the. golf tournament then then we'll be able. to go so thank you for asking that was.

sweet of you. yeah man when I think about so many. about the people in my life that have. cared about me man. a lot a lot of people. that's one you know sometimes it's like. man why you know why fun sometimes can't. find the why I can't care about myself.

sometimes it just blows my mind. you know just why it's. why is it why is it just so hard to care. about yourself it's just so. sometimes it's just hard man but a thing.

that does help though is thinking about. other people caring about me when you. think about the people that have cared. about you think about it. I think somebody used to give you a rod. or somewhere you needed you know. somebody who let you you you let you. borrow their car somebody who let you. borrow maybe a couple you know cut some. melon or a little bit of money you know. maybe some of these to write you letters.

when you moved away or somebody that. that called you to tell you that they. loved you even you know even though you. had done something may be wrong to a. mutual friend of y'alls you know maybe. somebody who you maybe you put an error. in their shampoo you know 20 years ago. and maybe they still want to bang you. every now and then I mean it's just you. know there's a lot of love to be given.

out there and a lot of it I get I've. been given a lot in my days man. so yeah thank you for asking about that. because just even you asking about that. just made me realize how much that even. in times when I didn't know how much I. cared about myself how much other people. cared about me man that's pretty. powerful huh it's pretty powerful to. think that love. such a weapon man is such a beauty is. such a such a just such a damn you know.

you bring enough love to a life fight. and you can win every time you know it's. easy to get the other way that was so. easy to get the other way it's so easy. to just get on that down downhill but. gang bruh you know the other day I get a.

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saw somebody a group of white males hit. a dam hit some hit another thicker white. male on AB dang Birds scooter of it air. for Al I'm home word I just listened to. the pod man and Sergey say that love is. forgiveness and this really struck me. man is like out tree that really is I've. been with my wife now for almost 11.

years with Mary for almost three three. and a half I think but the more the. story being man it without forgiveness. we wouldn't never made it this long you. know she's definitely forgiving me for. some of my stupid [ __ ] I have definitely. forgiven her for some of hers as well we. both went through a opiate addiction I. was both been clean for over six years a.

member uh Amen doc onward which is kind. of unique you don't find a lot of. couples that actually make it through. the by the bout of addiction and then. get clean and come out the other side. and still be together. so she was definitely my other half man. and without without forgiveness bread. would never work cease love gang gang. gang Tim man thank you thank you for. that call yeah man it's it's really it's.

uh you know even when I think back to. that family Tim that took me in then a. dude I was there I was there for a week. and I was doing doughnuts I had these. two beautiful lesbians that lived next. door across the street you know what I. was on watch. when I was a librarian or alleged. librarian and the other one was just um. was a lesbian and or you know just a. lesbian I think unemployed lesbian but.

you know and you know I'm doing donuts. in her damn yard and an 84 Ford Escort. did with one of the windows that have. been broken out with by a damn handgun. and and yeah and this family I just. moved in with him and they forgave me. for that you know I did the first night. I moved in with the family that I lived. with in high school. I'm smoking weed in the bedroom it was. the first time I'd had a bedroom on my. own boy so I'm living it up dude you.

know what I'm sayin bruh I'm [ __ ]. living life I'll put on some camouflage. dude I'll [ __ ] put on a little bit of. Cologne and I'm smoking weed doing what. I do you know celebrating and and yeah. and there are others their son their you. know their genital son or whatever it's. called he comes he knocks on the door me.

like you what the [ __ ] are you doing in. here. I said manna nothing al I do I said. nothing me waters weed smoke everywhere. you know and I'm dressed like [ __ ]. Rambo like some kind of damn dope Rambo. and he's like dude you don't be doing. that [ __ ] man you can't be doing that. [ __ ] and he could have got me thrown out. I mean I just just moved in just crate. you know but when I think back to all.

the things in my life that people have. forgiven me for it's crazy and all the. things that people still love me even. though I was greed here I was selfish. sure I was just a human ya know but. that's a beautiful story man and um and. thank you for sharing that with us and. thank you for you know I think being a.

pillar of just. a reminder for people that if they're. struggling with addiction that you know. that I mean if they're struggling. addiction or marriage that they could do. both they could really beat both so a. membra gang man um what else we got here. dude whatever I've been doing dude been. on Facebook a little my facebook it's a. lot of people now just deejaying in.

their basement if you don't notice this. everybody's a DJ now you know I see. Gerald or whatever you know snitch and. Ricky or whatever I snitch or whatever. you know what I'm saying MC [ __ ]. [ __ ] and I dude have no leg but he. gots a you know turntable so he can he. can move music but he can't move and. it's everybody you got a kid he's. [ __ ] doing a little bit he'll be. turning and a little bit of ariana.

grande and in the samaa into some Def. Leppard he'll be crossing some tracks. and then beat his son at the same you. know the kid will come down dad I need. some milk you want some milk brah here. you go bro get that milky hand bruh and. get 2% of that hand son gang [ __ ] so a. lot of kids are really I mean think. about that child that memory as a child. all you remember is you couldn't go. outside they had disease allegedly.

outside and your dad's a DJ and in a. basement for his high school friends so. is shit's shit's happening. we had another little officer of the law. that called in let's get that call here. hey yo this is Kyle what's up Kyle out. of st. Louis and st. Louis is famous for. the arch and also for this commedia is.

up-and-coming comedian Chris D'Elia. actually has canceled they're doing it. show that let's hear more in my garage. and doing some prison yard workout. listen nothing turn off you're too fat. you. ya-ya-ya-ya-ya that prison your workout. that's nice to do by yourself. and not have to do an actual prison. where after the workout you got to watch. some guy bust out are you doing it you. know I'm saying you got to at least. stand there and look excited while.

somebody jacks off so you don't get you. know abused or sexually abused gang. brawn work and you have to oppose the. question of law enforcement if the. message balance is up my girlfriend she. happens to be a police officer and she. said the numbers up to 25 to 35% in her. jurisdiction pretty crazy stuff I think. people need to get out get away from. each other she may killed me too I hope. not. we both love the show keep up the great. work be careful be safe Gang Gang Gang.

bruh and thank you for your feet -. beautiful lady for her service Wow Dawg. yeah that's the thing you gotta get out. go take a drive take a bike get a. two-seater bike and cut the back off of. that [ __ ] and do a one-seater. you know get in a wheel barrow dog on a. downhill go be by yourself you know what. I'm saying live you got to take some. time play hide-and-go-seek have your. wife go count and you drive out of town.

and get a motel somewhere I mean that's. easy. you have to just you know it has to be. you know you you got to separate from. each other it specially if you have a. weapon if you have a weapon buried a. weapon give it to your friend barri give. it to your friend bury the original. burying the weapon don't [ __ ] don't. you know you don't want to put a gun in. the dirt man you want to but good you.

know have it somewhere else where you. can't use it if you want to shoot a. spouse you have to do you a handgun do. you know make a little gun with your. hand or draw a gun and throw it at them. you know draw it on a little sheet of. something though legal pad but thank you. for calling man I like that getting a. prison workout getting it done on your. own you know it's interesting I find. that I have to like I'm wondering like. Who I am is really coming into question. a lot with me during this.

virus who I am you know am i just am I. only a guy who just isn't gonna you know. how much am I willing to take care of. myself how much man is in me you know. how much you know cannot be a leader for. myself I mean that's really scary to. admit sometimes and sometimes when I'm. in my depression I won't that's when I.

don't want to be a leader for myself you. know wish somebody else had the controls. and that they were it's just and it's. such a lazy thing depression is also. such a there's a lazy edge to some of it. there's a self-pity edge to some of it I. find for myself I'm not talking about. everybody this is for me but I was. asking myself actually today what kind. of leader do I want to be even if I you.

know if I'm just yeah because the only. person I'm really leading is me you know. I don't have a family you know yet and I. don't have an animal you don't have. animals that I see sometimes but that I. don't have like a day-to-day animal but. but I'm like what kind of Li what kind. of leader am i to myself you know what.

kind of like leader am i to myself what. kind of leader and then if within if I. did have a family with my friends with. the people I work with and work and that. working are in our team here like what. kind of leader in MA. you know and do I have what it like how. can I you know it just you know and and. and to feel empowered to say I want you. don't want to lead I want to lead myself.

to be better cuz then sometimes it. separates me from myself because. sometimes I I may not feel good you know. I don't want to go for a run I don't. want I did not want to go for a run but. then but then sometimes I can be a. Leanne say hey man you can go for a run. you know I'll be the leader of us I'm. not just gonna let my feelings because. my feelings sometimes are me and but my.

choices are almost this other me and and. they and they my choices don't really. have a lot of feelings sometimes they. can just they can just do what's best. for me so even if I don't feel like it I. can go to my choices and say okay I know. you don't feel good man but let me be a. leader for you right now and let me. maybe just sounds like I have a split. personality disorder I don't know I. don't know what I'm talking about but.

but it's just been interesting because I. feel like this is a time where a lot of. us are you know by ourselves or a lot of. us are you know things are more still in. some ways and so I'm sure a lot of. people were wondering who am I right now. to my family how how am I able to manage. my own vibe and my own tribe and and. keep things together and I just want to.

let you know you can do it if you. struggle in wonder if you can be a good. leader for yourself and for others that. you can you can do it you know you can. and and and even if you haven't been in. the past. that's okay every day is a new. opportunity that's the beautiful thing. about days man. didn't have isn't that amazing isn't. that amazing that that today doesn't. remember yesterday like the actual day.

what if the Sun rose and the first thing. it did was say hey [ __ ]. remember what you did on Todai but it. doesn't do that man the Sun just rises. and says hey man I'm I'm here for you. you know and I don't know I don't. remember anything you're like damn give. him give him Nisha Sun and the Sun was. like I don't know I don't know if I do.

I'm just gonna be in the air for a. little while and then I'll be going man. but I'll see you tomorrow anyway I'm. rambling Oh what else let's get another. caller came in that came in here a call. is nine eight five six six four nine. five zero three hey yeah this is Austin. from Lynchburg Virginia what's up Austin. and it's a real sugary gentleman over. here calling there from Lynchburg in. Lynchburg Virginia that's where they.

make that Lynchburg lemonade I think. homework I love your show man thank you. for doing it for us you're welcome man. thank you for calling and being a part. of this world gang so here's the deal. I've been in college for nine years man. oh dang bro Amen boy you might have got. caught up on a little bit of that D UST. you film his son and I've been there I'm.

Rob bought a couple damn grams one time. first time ever that I purchased some a. little bit of dust you feel me a little. bit of that up and the man said he said. it was a performance-enhancing drug man. so I did a couple of straight bumps at. and [ __ ] ran about eight miles over. there near the railroad tracks over. there near in Baton Rouge Louisiana over. there off Perkins gang [ __ ] homework. three different schools honestly.

and I've been through some [ __ ] trying. to graduate yes yes yes brother but it. sound like you they are now home word. well I'm finally graduating this man. like it's my year and they've canceled. my graduation mm-hmm. and I had invited all my friends and. family so I guess my question is this. and and Mike Pompeo was scheduled to.

speak but since it's canceled. can you do my commencement speech I. would love to hear what you have to say. you give me some guidance so if you. could help me out man I'd appreciate it. getting gang all right bro let me think. so commencement this is the final. ceremony speech I'll try it. all right everyone good to be here today.

and it's a beautiful day for everybody. here and I'm glad that everyone here. showed up even though it took some of. you guys nine years to graduate that's. absolutely unbelievable but also awesome. because you imagine being in college now. imagine staying in college for a lot. longer than you did. respect look I'll tell you this broad. the world is what it is man that thing's. a shapeshifter.

you know when it's a dog it's a dolphin. it's a dart board and and so all you can. control is you and I know you're gonna. get out there and some of you guys are. gonna do drugs some of you guys are. gonna you know be gainfully employed. some of you guys are gonna probably. somebody in here is going to. statistically speak and somebody in here. is gonna probably hit somebody with a. vehicle and and leave the scene and get. away with it somebody in here will be a. murderer but no matter what you do.

I think that I hope you feel some I hope. you put I hope you find time in your. life for other people and I hope that. you realize that life is yeah it's your. life but a lot of people care about it.

not just you and so with that in your. mind and in your heart I hope that you. can you know treat your life as if it's. something nice that somebody you care. about let you borrow because in a little.

bit of. way that's it's kind of what it is. somewhat you know when people care about. you you have some responsibility to care. about yourself. and I believe in you guys and I believe. you guys can do it do go acorns or. whatever the school spirit is man. gang [ __ ] bro good luck out there dog. and I Love You Man I'm glad you finally. graduated and and look there's always.

opportunities for a party down the line. you can always do that later ah what. else I think I think we you know I think. we came to a good end here I think we. could finish up right here I um you know. I'm thinking about do one thing oh I'll. tell you this I was thinking the other. day when I was growing up dude a lot of. a lot of times at school we had this kid.

named small Allen that went to our. school and he was small man he was I. mean you don't imagine somebody now just. imagine him being just real small and. that was him but uh now was him dude you. didn't I mean he he was just so tiny bro. so tiny his little elbows were tiny. sometimes he would use his elbows to do.

uh. to need a bread or something he would. have to do that to knead a dough if you. wanted to knead a dough you had to he. had to use his elbows to get enough. pressure on it and we even someone even. a foot as well he was so tiny bro tiny. tiny and he had a he had a he was a. little a little nasty bro you know he. came from his daddy was nasty and so he. was also nasty he was like nasty jr. in. his in his DNA and he would do this. thing at school he would go in the.

bathroom and turn the toilets. yuhh they had some nice whole school. toilets in there not even ceramic I. think concrete or even pewter nice. something quality. and he would cut he would turn the. toilets the plumbing off on him and if. kids had gone in the restroom and done. number two and this is a little vulgar. and I'm sorry to tell it but if they'd. done a number two you know a duty bra a. body duty he would then go in the.

toilets wouldn't flush he he had this. big he had like this kind of I don't. want to say fetish because we were. children but he had this kind of dirty. desire to he would go Duty on top of it. you know what I'm saying like he like he. was the kind of person you ever walk. into a bathroom stall and if somebody's. already done a number two in there.

somebody did a strong number two or even. a week number two and I'm like oh man. I'll go to a different one I don't even. flush it some people use their foot to. flush it that's insane. I'm not flushing your duty with my foot. but like it's ancient Rome or something. but what he would do what small would do. is he would go get in the stall and then. duty on top of someone else's duty. that's like I don't know how that I kind.

of know that what the psyche behind that. is but just the level of and I remember. when I come out of the restroom he did. ask me if I flushed you know I'd be like. dang dude what get it leave me alone. he's sick little bastard bruh and then. he'd [ __ ] run up your leg or. something you know he's just smiling his. guy was he wouldn't run up your leg but. he could have if he start if he got a. good you know maybe a 40 foot start and. if you kind of put like a if you you.

know put a wedge or something at the. edge of you're at the intersection of. the grounding your legs like a curve or. something a little bit of them I don't. know what that's cold but um but yeah. that's crazy dude just to think that and. just but I'm saying we're all different. people man you know some people just go. urinate in the bathroom and do that and. some people go in the bathroom and they. see. that someone else is already number two.

to toilet and they go and make it a four. bro and that's that's the dark arts. brother if you wonder what the dark arts. are and stop wondering if you have a. piece of paper and somebody gave you a. test and says whatever the dark arts. that's that's it man.

that's it uh let's take this call will. do one more man gang here I got a job. today I got hired gang baby you heard. that it's tough times right now it's. tough times right now people losing. their job and getting furloughed and. unloaded and we got a man right here a. caller saying he got an opportunity. brother gang man um it's like 50 miles.

over and I'm not driving lately so I've. liked about 60 miles okay that 60 mile. biker do you showing up gang [ __ ] baby. just for the sign holding job and he. heard me said he wants me to come help. in the tire shop - so that's turning. into like a job job I know I was. struggling right now and wanted to tell. someone the good news and I'm dehydrated.

as hell um in itself like Lauren but um. pretty decent neighborhood and we'll see. what happens is not really my experience. and the tire shop were more into doing. like construction and still trades and. stuff but oh yeah wall skills and. everything typing all work hey I'll take. what I can get right now and so I hope. you're doing it right oh man that's. awesome that's awesome man and I'm gonna.

be happy for your opportunity that's. what I'm gonna do you know uh thank you. for sharing that with us man and I wish. you the best of luck with that new job. you get in there though and you'd be the. best sign tired. you do whatever you do whatever you got. to do man you know we all have we have a. lot of blessings I know a lot of people. out there struggling and uh and I know a. lot of people are worried about where. their next work is gonna come from and. their next check and and and I know that.

it you know at times when we are poor in. our fiscal outlook that it's really hard. not to let that affect how we look at. ourselves and our the energy or the love. or the compassion and stuff that we you. know how rich we are inside of ourselves.

you know but you know I just you know I. just you know I hope that everyone just. does what they can to keep the keep the. wealth up in their attitude and in their. compassion and in their grace for others.

you know because that's. can control and I know it's hard and I'm. not saying that I know anybody's plight. or I know I know what people struggles. are like but I do know that on days when. I've had money in my bank in days when. I've had none that I'd trade both of.

those away to be to have had a full. spirit you know in relief to just have. had you know to man when you win your. heart is full and you're recognizing the. things around you that are that are. keeping you up manners don't matter I'm. not looking at my bank statement then. you know so I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm just I'll just hope everybody finds. as much gratitude as they can right now. and and even if the war even if the the. society that we live in and in our. financial levels aren't exactly what we. want and we don't know what our outlook. is we don't know that that we keep the. levels that we can control as high as we. can you know and I think we do that by. thinking of others by caring about.

others and by trying to stagers trying. to staying in some gratitude and I'm not. telling anybody what to do I'm telling. myself what to do as well you know I. want to be a good leader I want to be a. good leader for myself oh and I think I. can and I think there's a lot of bright. I think there's a lot of bright stuff on. the horizon and I you know and I love. you you know whoever you are and a lot. of people do and a lot of people have. and you whatever if you're struggling.

with something man you'll get through it. you know. thank you there's a lot of a lot of. amazing people calling on this show and. making this show awesome and people call. him from around the world. thank you you know I'm so you know I'm. so fortunate to be able to be part of a. nice group like this you know when I. think about even this all the places I.

went the different cities and just. around the freaking world man and people. came out and uh and just so being loved. man [ __ ] was you know and I got so. rattled over the past year I've been hot. it's just been so hard for me to connect. with myself or just even know what was. going on but you know I'm happy today to.

I'm just happy to be here and have. memories of people that care about me. and a lot of those people are a lot of. people that listen to this and in some. in really close ways in my life and. others and in and not as close ways but. still all very important and uh and yeah. let's see what we can do huh and let's. see what we can do together a member uh.

gang [ __ ] sorry about the profanity. sometimes it happens you know it's that. kind of night and you know what I'll be. honest with you Brahma but to go give me. a dying cheeseburger dog from McDaniels. dog I'm about to get oh and here's what. you don't know about McDaniels is if you. go in there tell them you want a double. hamburger and they have it behind the. counter they have them they don't have. them on the sign you won't see a picture. of them maybe you'll see somebody.

secretly did a drawing or something. that's the best you could get but you. order that double HB from your boy. freaking Ronnie Mac dead and they're. gonna serve that sucker to your son. so that's a little treat for you. I hope whatever you're doing that you're. finding the energy to make it as fun as. possible for you and for the. ones around you you know uh I don't know.

I guess I just know a lot of people are. struggling I know a lot of people are. worried and a lot of people and and um. [Music]. yeah. I don't know I guess I just wish there. was more that I could do to help and I. know a lot of people feel that way so. just know whoever you are that people. care about you just know that and that.

they always have to I bet alright I hope. you guys be good to yourselves we're. gonna leave out today on this is a song. by this man evan Bartels and you know he. he made a song years ago the devil God. and me which I love so much man and him. believe he's out of Nebraska he lives in. Nashville now and man his album he has a.

CP Promised Land. that if you want to support something. that's something to go support and we'll. put the link right below you go buy it. it's 5 songs and this is one that I just. absolutely love it is called a thousand. times you guys be good to yourselves man. and I'm gonna try to do the same and we. deserve it ok.

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