Kilo & Stitch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #326

all right good to be here today good to. be with you alive. we are living here in time. and i got some sage actually. a little bit of sage right here i just. lit it. they say it wards off the devil and. everybody anybody like that. you know frankenstein everybody.

damn i let that hot batch fam. pg baby ptl you know it. and this stuff when we didn't have uh. marijuana we used to hit this [ __ ]. pretty hard man. i mean i i didn't get high of a damn i'd. be at peace i remember being at peace. for all the entire. uh seventh grade because of that damn i. can't get it to go out. i pour some of this liquid death on it. that'll help there we go.

um good to be. here good to be alive and shout out. sage lanniker. out sage atlantica they had a man in our. town. when i was young you know i wasn't i was. a child and. and there were people that were older. and some of those were men and. and this fella sage this gentleman was. uh. he i guess had a if you he would.

sometimes he would torch some of his own. body hair. with a lighter or you know maybe a. not a candle usually just a lighter. and um and it would kind of purify the. room it had the same. audio uh. as a burning actual sage so i remember. sometime at a party. you know if people wanted to kind of set. the mood or if people wanted to get.

kind of um native american. they'd torch a little bit of his arm. hair or burn up into his armpit and. really. just pacify the crowd like that so. praise god man. ah what's up. i'm alive isn't it weird. isn't it weird to just you wake up and. you're. just alive again you know.

but you keep going at it happy march. that's one thing i can say to you. and we are coming up on springtime. and so it's a you know you can feel a. core of it starting to disappear you can. feel people having freedom and you know. they're starting to have counties around. um. america that the they're open. no masks you start to hear it.

it's happening. i guess i don't know what to think but. thinking doesn't usually get me anywhere. anyway so maybe i shouldn't do it. what i do know though is that uh you. should be careful what you put in your. body. and for an all organic alternative to. five hour energy. that gets you into the flow state try. magic mind magic mind.

it's an alternative to coffee. go to magicmind.co promo code theo magic. for 20 off. let's get into the episode. there we go. [Music]. this is matthew casio runs in the family.

[Music]. [Music]. can't save my soul. come on matthew it's just a matter of.

[Music]. time.

and some real strong lyrical component. right there that's matthew casio runs. in the family can't wash the sin. from the hands that made me. can't outrun what runs. in the family. it's you know i was i was i was actually. thinking the other day. which would shock many but um.

i wonder sometimes if we. if like our dna has the pains of. our ancestors in it. you know just as much as you could have. the. ability of a you know say your great. great grandpappy or grandfather. which is a way more appropriate name.

a great great grand pappy sound it. sounds like somebody who has no enamel. in their mouth. you know tongue only one of them to bad. boys you know. kind of guy will just inject damn uh. nicotine right into his tongue and just. chew on that [ __ ]. but um i was saying uh. yeah i wonder like our you know our dna. can carry you know if you have a child. it might have blue eyes or. or green eyes or red eyes or something. based on what the parents have.

and i was just wondering well what if. you're you know what if your. great-great-grandfather was. you know something happened to him. and does that get stored into your dna. almost like. undeveloped film. and sometimes maybe it takes a. generation or two for it to. you know mature enough or dissipate.

enough and. and it affects you somehow. you know i wonder like say if somebody. tickled your great-great-grandmother. but she was in a coma or something. you know when she died you know she was. in a crazy accident with a uh. something simple like a hillside and a. wagon wheel. you know there wasn't a lot of hopper of. unique accidents back then. so she would you know run away wagon. wheel knocked her down a hillside she.

was in a coma. for two years and people would take you. know it's one of her nephew her little. cousins or somebody. an intern or some pervert or somebody. would come in and tickle her. at night just kind of getting off on the. fact that you could tickle. a cut that tickle the comatose. without any recourse without even. hearing a giggle but knowing that that. tickle was getting. stored into her body into her frame into. the minutia of her.

you know into the textiles into the damn. just the fabric of her whoever she was. and then she died she died in the coma. which happened all the time you. i mean it when you were in a coma a long. time ago people. really thought you were kind of hanging. out with god but your body was still. here so they'd come and people would you. know hey give this to god slip you a. little note. you know hey give god made god a little. bit of apple cider.

they slip a jug under your limp arm. you know hey tell god i'm trying to do. these new hats you know they put a. cap on you then you're jugged up you're. capped up. you got hidden giggles in your body. because the. night manager's been tickling you. and then i just wonder if you know. do you have a grandchild or a great. grandchild just that just gets the. giggles. for no reason you know or.

you know i just wonder what the. oh i just wonder sometimes like if the. things i'm feeling or thinking are. or doing even. are dreams that maybe a great great. grandfather. had or or. things that happened to them or. experiences or.

fears or i just wonder sometimes like um. you know how much of that how much of. the experiences of our. ancestors are in locked into the dna of. us. you know um. and even groups of people you know. certain ethnicities and. and you know how much how much of the.

travesty of some histories are locked. into the people. and it takes a while to dissipate. and the fall off of their you know fall. off of the core of their. of their being kind of deal i don't know. i'm kind of rambling now but um. what's going on i'm happy to be alive um. [Music]. you know i uh what did i do. oh we have travis tritt coming onto the. podcast if you ever got an erection.

to a ballad um. during the 90s or 2000s it could have. been to a travis tritt. song at a dance. dude i remember god about after. i was always the kid at the dance who. like got set up with somebody. you know and so you weren't it wasn't. like a little girlfriend so it was just. like.

yeah you know okay i'm with emily or i'm. with you know. larissa and you kind you were kind of. excited but you knew that they weren't. like. into you so but you kind of hoped. secretly. you know and i remember i go to the. dance and. you do it you know you they had the. obligatory like. you had to kind of slow dance with your. date but then after that. you could kind of freewheel it a little.

and now i remember when some of the slow. songs that would come on man i would get. this. this one girl had like a damn. i want to say it was like a huge belly. button like i mean. like a dang just like a little bowl like. a belly bowl. you know just inverted and and if you. were. i was spry you know when a at a dance.

man i would get just. just just wait just spring and bone. i had that 35th rib baby just peeking. right up out of the middle of my body. baby. you know what i'm saying my freaking. [ __ ] was just gyrating around you know. what i'm saying baby. you know what i'm saying to you. you know i was spry i was ready i was. procreational i was just. you know god had wound me up and let me. go and i was looking to just spray out.

and sometimes i would dance with her and. i remember she she was like. i don't know she didn't have any feeling. in her stomach or anything but you could. like literally. put your just press your damn. just press your just your. [ __ ] junk right up just. right up just smash it. and it was just like wise men.

say only fools rushing. it was just a ballad would go on you. know. and you were just god. what just like the world was thirsty for. the sauce you had inside of your wiener. that's what it felt like. like the world just was just that's what. it felt like being young it felt like. the entire universe was constantly just.

sucking at your pee pee. but those were the days man that is. runs in the family by matthew. kazial um. what's happening um. what's going on um i need to get some. pants i i don't like. shopping i don't like i don't. like i want to make a goal this year to.

shop. more from um. smaller brands you know hometown places. i've been wanting to get a blender for. the past month so i'm going to try to. find a. locale electronics dealership. go in there test the models. there'll be a guy in there like hey hey. i'm wrong. oh yeah that's smoothies yeah this was. smoothies. this one oh [ __ ].

oh yeah you got a newborn he's giving. him peaches all this one. get this one. you know and i'll listen to the [ __ ]. for a bit. before i say look ron i'll take it all. right just. you just shut up can you do it. um what i see the original uh mr potato. head. they change the name to.

just potato or something let me see what. it says. the uh the mr potato head. article yeah it said mr potato head is. now just gonna be potato. head that's the thing. a gender neutral version of the toy. they will be offering a general neutral. version of the toy alongside the. traditional oh so they're keeping the mr. and misses. potato head.

um and people was uh some people were. upset about i don't think the people. were that upset about it but. and they said they say online. which is basically a dangerous place to. be if you like to have any peace in your. life. um but i was thinking like. well a potato first of all is male they. have male and female characteristics in. it. so you got to know they are self. pollinators i have this article say.

meaning that every individual potato. plant possesses both male and female. flowers for reproduction so a potato has. already got that dual citizenship. you know when it comes to crotch. um so yeah why not. why not again what my question is what. what. what kid still wants to play with a. potato. you can't get a kid excited by giving.

them a damn bow tie anymore. so that kid's not even mentally well. let's be honest. that kid probably has a little bit hit. of uh. give me a t give me an eye give me an s. give me an m baptism. you know it and i grew up heavy in the. autism world. we had a kid at the end of our block and. he really he had just nine different.

haircuts man he just. he was kind of just i mean from. everything from cornrow to damn. fade to military to damn. you know he had that kind of action. gospel cut they thought he could sing he. couldn't sing. he was mentally challenged you know and. and they put him on the front porch and. he would sing uh. ac dc lyrics and. you know and just kind of cheer at the. cars when they went by and i don't know.

what happened to him. and i would probably guess death if i. had to guess something. i don't know if i would guess death but. i would draw out of a hat. see if there was a hat full of things. and it's that had happened to him. and everybody had written on a car what. happened to him i would draw a card out. of there and i bet most of the cards. would probably say deceased. and bless him bro praise god but um one. of my [ __ ] i'm. i'm all over the place um. yeah what kid wants to play with a.

potato now who cares. i don't care if the potato dude this. that's not a real mr potato mr potato is. a man. he's a grown man he got his feet out. like that he got some mustache. glasses he kind of looks like he. probably did a crime and now he's hiding. you know he looks a little polish but. maybe also. kind of urban bro you know kind of. afro-polish maybe if you look at him. basic you know. if he's that kind of idaho kind of gold. you know.

but now if they want a potato that got. you know both. you know that's not a real that's not mr. potato they got a new thing. they got that dual crotch rusted they. got that dual crotch rusted fam. and that's chill just say that. like i think some of the articling. is just to create a stir just say look. we got that dcr baby all right. we got you know what i'm saying poppy. mommy got that mixed bag.

but what kid is still playing with a. potato. i can't you can i you can't i don't know. one kid you can get off his ipad long. enough to even discuss a vegetable. all kids want to know now in days is is. elon musk. their dad is elon musk my dad. that and if the answer is no then there. but they don't. it's that's it the rest of their lives.

they'll spend in therapy wishing he was. that's all that's it is he on mars my. dad. [Applause]. they don't care what kind of [ __ ]. crotch the vegetable has. if we want to do a toy where they where. they get to discuss. gender let's do operation that way. let the kid build whoever they want. this bobby sue right here he got the.

teddy in the root. party on bro you know invite him to the. freaking. varmits for dog let's do it but. let the kid have a say-so in it i think. do. let him let him have operation you got. the mustache. you got that freaking that wild oyster. bro let's do it. that's what i say just let the kid have. a little bit of say so. in in the thing or just do transformers.

if you're going to make. something completely open an open toy. do transformers they're having they're. they're kind of asking for it but let. the child or the. have it say so anything or do teddy. ruxpins. dude teddy ruxin he got the cord on the. back yeah. you know well i want waffles. you know i thought i'm supposed to be a. bear.

you know do teddy ruxpins he got the. thing on the back. you know man won't you be my friend. you know my my penis has ovaries. but i'm only five who who wants to see. my menstrual cycle. let the animal or the kid have a say-so. in it. that's what i think. that's but what also what do i know i'm. not a child.

if it if you see me shopping for toys. for kids though. that's an even bigger issue so. when you see people shopping for toys. for children. and they don't have a children with them. and it's december or it's. and it's not december. we got way bigger issues than uh. you know gender gender gen. genders gen hymn gentiles genders.

oh man i got to tell you this so i went. and first of all i want to say this too. man i want to thank everybody uh. you know we had an episode last time to. spill the dumplings episode it was kind. of get you know it was it gets emotional. sometimes and that's just who i. am um you know when uh. i just want to thank people just nice. messages and just.

people for just being willing to be a. part of this. um just kind of conversations and. things that. i don't know i just want to say thanks. you know thanks for the support. uh and thank you for the just uh just. just it's not even thanks it's just like. look let's do this. you know let's try not to be afraid to. figure out what. where we are and what's going on.

you know we there's so many like little. social rules about being alive and our. behaviors and. i just wanna damn be alive man i just. want to. know as much about whatever this is. this experience. and and and and and a lot of you do too. so thank you um. oh i gotta tell you this the uh that's.

not a commercial either ah. um i went out the other night so. travis tritt is a folk. country i mean it just. so many songs you may know or your. parents may know oh. so you got to peep that with your ears. and and your face it'll be out this. weekend. um so anyway after the show. after we chatted on the episode.

uh we got to go out we went out and. kid rock bob richie. who is an adult man who. you know i love i was thinking about. what did i love about kid rock as a. fan as a listener and i just remember. being. i remember being poor and white and. thinking.

he just was able to kind of express the. he was this rap like. i mean it was it wasn't country. it was like rap. rock a bill i want to say rock a bit i. don't know i don't know enough about. music to know the exact. genre and i think it was kind of a new. genre it was just this it was something. i could fit into. you know i mean i or something i could.

if i was just like oh here's a guy who. just. is it's like a poor white guy who's. saying. who's who's angry and. brash and i could just relate to a lot. of that [ __ ]. you know uh because the world i grew up. in the environment. that i sprouted through was a crass it. was crass. and it was but it was passionate and it. was. i don't know anyway so um.

living my life in a slow hill and when. he did that slowing with sheryl crow. come on boy. come on and she would sing and you'd get. kind of erect a little and then he would. sing you'd have to [ __ ] cover it up. you know. god i mean that was just damn. that was a lot but anyway so we went out. to dinner which was really neat and. uh just to be in the presence of people. that are. telling stories you'll never get to hear.

and. um and it was just really it was a good. time but anyway afterwards we went. uh we're out here in the central east. and kid rock has an establishment. bob is his name sorry has an. establishment uh. and it's a domicile for liquor and music. and um so we walked over there from the. restaurant we're at. and dude i've walked with. some heroes right some unique humans.

i've walked with criminals i walked with. a buddy of mine that killed somebody. and and he said it felt pretty good. honestly. but um anyway so we're walking down the. street and you start to and it's so it's. just. drunk people right it's like a french. quarter type of vibe when you're walking. down the street and. and you see people just start to notice.

bob. and they start to get. i mean people are losing it you know. some guy tried to spell out bob with a. bob at a bang at a bang boogie. he just tried to he started spelling it. out like a police officer had said all. right i need you to recite this. you know some girl threw her ovary at. him. some girl was running for him ran right. into a uh do not park here sign. i see some dude crash his car he's like.

some fella drank his own blood put a. thing into his side of him started just. sipping on it dude. just [ __ ] i mean people were. losing their minds and he had like. security but it was. just i mean people were just uh. some woman got down and proposed to her. husband every person every like. space he walked past something insane. would happen. a window shattered a baby in a stroller.

probably four months got out of the. stroller and just started walking walked. off his parents are sitting there kind. of hugging. he's i'm out of here i'm going to do my. own thing. i'm looking for my real dad elon musk i. mean it was. just crazy fireworks a dove pulled a. magician out of his hat. he had a hat on he pulled a magician out. the magician was wondering if he was. getting his stimulus payment the bird. flew off. but every moment we went past like.

people can rock. rock a caterpillar admitted that he was. just a cat. and it was all just a ruse to meet women. with the long you know. trying to show them that length show. them that body work. um so it was just you know it was just a. fat it was just. because look i've i've ridden in cars. and arrived at places. with people with unique uh with pomp and. circumstance. but to ship but to walk.

not a mile or walk one one-fifteenth of. a mile. not in someone's shoes but near. someone's shoes. um it was just it was i don't know it. was just interesting. you know you just it just doesn't happen. uh every day. and certainly not to me um. i'm gonna tell you this though that. if you are selling stuff online.

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make sure to grab a get that hitter. hoodie. we got some neat colors we have some. neat stuff coming out this year i'm. excited about. uh what else. um you know. we've had a lot of nice calls from you. guys i wanted to make sure that i keep. this going as well. uh you know we we made a. a goal this year to help out some single. moms and do some nice things.

so i want to continue that right now. as i sit my liquid death. this is water too if you like if you. it's funny because if you look at the. cane you think it's a. liquor beverage but that's water baby. praise god man um but we want to. continue uh that goal this year and uh. see if we can't holler at somebody right.

here. hello hey is karina there. yes this is her hey karina my name is. theo i work on a podcast. um and i think you might have spoken. with my producer nick. um i haven't oh you didn't.

no at least i don't remember oh that's. okay. look we've all we've all done some. things i'll tell you that. um do you you work as a corrections. officer. i do sir oh nice and you have two kiddos. right. i sure do i have two boys oh dang boys. are freaking dangerous i think. they are um. are they yeah yeah something's in them i.

don't know what's in them. me neither can you tell me. look i have no idea um. well someone called then i i'm sorry i. thought they maybe spoke to you someone. called and just we do a thing. i work on a podcast called this past. weekend and we just do a thing where. you know i was raised by a single mom. and so sometimes we reach out to single. moms and just try and do something nice. so we just wanted to reach out and just. offer you 500 bucks just to go do. something fun with the kiddos whenever.

you. uh feel like it so um. oh really yeah okay and you don't have. to do anything. you don't owe us anything um you know. that's it we just want you to go have. just go do something fun with those. freaking deviants. yeah oh wow that's that's really amazing. thank you so much for that. i really appreciate it are they pretty. violent. um no they're pretty calm kids.

oh dang yeah they're pretty calm kids. does it help being a corrections officer. does that kind of like if they see you. in uniform does that add like a little. bit of extra edge. it i think so they they tend to listen. more. i think i definitely would look if if my. mom said i'm gonna put you in time out. and she actually meant it like. incarcerated i think i would really. tighten up as well. yes sir absolutely.

well karina thanks for being a sweet mom. and whoever i don't even know who it was. that that. that nominated i'm sorry i just don't. have that information but uh. yeah they just said that this lady's. really awesome and that um. yeah and that she would probably like to. do something fun so. i'll have my producer call you back and. just circle up with you. okay all right that sounds great i thank. you so much i thank you for what you're. doing. oh no worries thank you for uh for just. even letting us chat on the phone and i. hope you guys have fun.

and look that money can be used for bail. too if those kids are real bad it can be. used for bail. you guys have a good one all right you. too sir. bye-bye karina. that's a pretty name i was thinking if i. could have a spanish name and i don't. know if that's spanish but. i'm going to guess it that it is karina. what does it mean let me look at that up.

korina. um maiden. means maiden so karina. is it a spanish name the name karina's. nickname. um karo latin word caught us which means. beloved or. dear oh that's sweet dude that would be. wild bro if your mom goes off to prison. dude she would be able to handle.

you easy can you even fathom that. and imagine getting frisked before you. go to bed. that would be insane spread them you. know. you're like i'm just i just brush my. teeth. she says spread him but she just means. your teeth she wants to see if you if. you brushed him or not. that'd be pretty funny uh. the hotline baby praise god maybe ptl.

stay ready bro praise god. hit in there um. the hotline as always is 985-664-9503. uh i wanna see what we got on. uh on on the call see what happened man. see what's hitting. let's get into um into some of that here. we go. yo what's up my name is damon calling. you.

i live in everett washington dirty damon. up there outside of everett. and i'm sorry for calling you damon but. dirt and sometime with damon they say. dirty damon. you know like claude they say clean. clawed. but they don't say clean damon on we're. brother. um 23 years old uh. i just had a quick question so i wanted. to get your opinion on something. my girlfriend and i have been trying to. spice things up in the bedroom you know.

oh yeah brother send pics. just joking don't write an article about. that some creep. um yeah brother i feel you man look. when i was 23 baby doing sex was really. god i mean i felt like i was just. sunbathing on the lord's front porch bro. i mean i just felt like my whole body. [ __ ] knew just. was made out of damn just penis meat man.

i was just so. you were just so excited and fired up. god remember that i remember somebody. would just accidentally bump into me and. if. if she was cute i'd damn you know. i'd dampen that leg baby you feel me. onward baby let's hear more brother. thank you for calling man praise god. it's been a while we've been going at it. for a while and. time to try some new things so she. suggested.

that we come up with different. characters and act like we're cheating. on each other. but uh the problem is is i'm not very. good at this i mean. i come up with characters and i i either. break character. or i just i don't know don't know what. to say and i think it's been. it's been a while since i've been in the. games you know. hurting and trying to pick up girls. isn't really strong. but uh her she's really good at it i. mean. she's coming up with characters names.

right off the bat. playing him really well and i don't know. i just want to be able to give her what. she's given me. so if you got any advice for me uh i. would love it. uh thanks for all you do man love the. podcast gang. see you later bro thank you man um. and thank you for the call and for. asking me uh. i mean that's that's first of all that's. exciting. you're involved in an exciting world. where you guys are.

you know dressing up and doing um. different pos you know positions or. something or whatever you know. costume and all of that that's that. booty halloween when they say let's get. you know why don't you do this or do. that. and it's kind of the one time i feel. like if you want to do. i wouldn't say if you want to kind of go. a little brown face you might be able to. do it in that instance.

you know if it's just you and your girl. and you want to really kind of. explore some sexual. you know adventures. you know you do something i'm not saying. you know. get racial but i'm saying you know maybe. some nest cafe or something on the. cheeks a little bit of uh. you know i think you could go at least a. mocha.

and you know my name is no dante my name. is you know. uh you know corinthian or something you. know you could do. like you could do a role play like that. so. it kind of gives you a chance to. [Music]. learn about other cultures you could. read up on some of. you know a certain culture's history a. black history if you wanted to if you. want to go black and. you know just approach your girl maybe. you know everything we've been through.

that kind of stuff. and at least have like a. you know have put on some um. poetic justice or something in the. background or like a um. save the last dance or something or. dances with wolves i'm trying to think. of like a good kind of racially. movie that permit promotes like um. you know racial love you know.

so that could be something. uh you could do. swedish you know swedish is kind of easy. you get a thing of milk. a pail of milk and then you run over. there and you all kind of [ __ ] a little. but i'm trying to think of something you. could do that would be more historical. you could maybe do native american. you know and she's like a white woman. and you. you know sneak in or something sneak in.

the window. you know you you know you don't attack. or you you know you tell you leave her a. note or something says i'ma attack you. you know plan ahead but you don't just. you don't just. you know not call for a couple days and. then. swing out of the damn cabinets you can't. be like indian in the cupboard you got. to be. you know indian in the closet who left a. note. but i would go full throttle because if.

anything the one thing it's going to do. this whole thing is just gonna create. comfortability. so many guys would love for their wife. or their you know fiance their french. wife or whatever. to do a wig you know to do uh. you know you know that crotch wig that. strap on or probably not that but. they would love for their wife to do. something unique. but he's afraid to say it they're just.

afraid to say hey honey. put on the green wig borrow wanda's. [ __ ] wig. so for seven seconds of my life it could. feel you know i could feel that vibe. like i'm getting up in that ufo you feel. me praise god man but. also you could um what am i thinking. about i'm just saying.

and once you if you're starting to. create communication dude that's fire. because then you guys gonna be able to. do anything. so many of us were just afraid to talk. and say this or say that. we're afraid of the judgment or what. they gonna think or they're gonna tell. people. but man to live outside of that fear. and to dress up like the damn. you know like saving private ryan or. whatever.

or you know dress up like damn uh. jean-claude van damme you and your girl. dress up like karate man or something. you know. and just kick each other till you. ejaculate you know there's just. you gotta think big picture fam. so but thank you for that call man. i really appreciate it man um. let's see what else we got here. hey what's up steve you got seth out of.

uh. central pennsylvania here seth. out of central pa baby. and that's amish country man that's a. good place to get that uh. you know a strong batch of milk and a. little bit of um. uh peeping tommen. let's hear more just finished up. watching. uh this past weekend number 322. um i noticed you know a good part of.

that you were going in about um. you know how you're having a hard time. like really getting intimate with other. people and loving other people. you know on that on that deeper level. man and i find i. uh oh yeah. i mean when it comes to connection for. me it's oh man it's often it's in the. shallow end of the pool it feels like. especially when it comes in intimacy. i'll be in three feet at the hampton inn. dog you know. praise god baby let's hear more daddy.

face first baby. i struggle with that a lot as well and i. feel like a lot of that comes down to. um you know like it's it's hard for me. to trust myself sometimes man and i have. uh. you know i make i make a lot of progress. in my life you know i'm doing well. you know i provide for myself i'm doing. things that make me happy but. you know at the end of the day i just. find it very difficult for. me to trust myself in a lot of things. and i feel like you. i feel like you uh i feel like you can. relate to that to some extent so i guess.

the. question i have for you is uh you know. what what do you do. in your own life or rather what could. you do in your own life to. you know build a better relationship. with yourself so you can. you know trust yourself in whatever. situation no matter how bad it gets i. got you brother. much love gang gang gang player. gang man thank you for um for taking the. time to call man. yeah trust in yourself man as you're.

talking i'm thinking. one. one thing i do sometimes that doesn't. help me i set a lot of boundary. you know i set a lot of boundary man. like a uh. i mean just like a fence worker i said i. said a lot of strange. rules like i'll go for a run.

and at the end i'm like all right man. running every day now next 30 days we're. gonna do it. we're gonna do it i'll reach into a tree. and just grab a raccoon out of it and. just choke it out. did you hear me on stripes. so then now i got this rule and i gotta. run for the next 30 days. then i forget that i have that plan.

the next day comes i don't run but my. brain will remind me. man you didn't run hey hi. it waits till i literally lay down you. didn't run did you. or all daddy like hey when are you gonna. run. when you're gonna run huh day two day. two. so i'll let myself down but it's just. cause i make all these rules it'll be.

everything. i'll bite into a tomato it's like oh. salad only 30 days. salad all lie jesus. the next morning i wake up and have a. waffle you know. and there's two in a little pack but i. only have one but still. my brain's like oh man no too much for. salad only you know. i guess i'll just be a glutton and just. probably die early you know my. so anyway i start to not trust myself.

because i make i constantly make these. different. rules for myself that are impossible. to live up to the number i make of them. are impos there's no. that's called unrealism. so when i do that then i start to not. trust myself because i've made. so many little rules that i've broken. so but i i i never stopped making the. rules so there's no way i could do it.

let me hear a little bit more again. about what you asked so i can be clear. on that deeper level man and i find i uh. you know. i struggle with that a lot as well and i. feel like a lot of that comes down to. um you know like it's it's hard for me. to trust myself sometimes man and i have. uh. you know i make i make a lot of progress. in my life you know i'm doing well. you know i provide for myself i'm doing. things that make me happy but. so another place where i have some. issues about trusting myself is um.

you know when like i will find this i'll. call like a lot of my friends in. recovery and. one thing that's interesting about. people in recovery. or who have ever been in recovery or. spent time in it. once you once somebody you you connect. with that person you connect with them. on a level. it's a real level it's different than. the other. video game levels you're on with regular.

humans. this you straight to bowser. you know so it's uh. there's just a real connection um. so i'll call a lot of my friends a. recovery i will just say hey man am i. am i okay is everything okay. you know just tell me everything's okay. please. i'll do that man i do it three times a. week. hey man i'm okay right i mean out of the.

blue. hey alan what's up man hey dicky how are. you dog yeah. i'm dude i just. i'm okay aren't i. so i it's hard i never had i just didn't. have and i'm not. complaining i'm not like upset you know. sometimes i get a little perturbed but. when i was young or whatever happened i. don't know. i just there was never a voice saying. everything's okay.

everything's gonna be okay you're okay. you're fine we're fine everything's. gonna be. fine there was a lot of other commotion. where things i didn't know if they were. going to be fine. so then still to this day that's like. there's always still this invisible. commotion. going around all the time. you know so it's hard for me to then. trust myself a lot of times because i. don't even know that everything's okay. so if i go for two or three days without.

hearing man it's okay. it's like damn. i start to just not trust myself is like. well how could i can't make any more. decisions right now i don't even know if. everything's okay. so i don't know if that makes any sense. bro but. it's also hard to trust yourself when. you don't even you feel like you don't. know yourself. you know a lot of those spaces make it. so hard to make decisions from.

like man if i do this am i gonna be okay. while other people are just doing this. doing that. doing coke juggling not no concerns. just totally [ __ ] ripping full sin. confidence. uh but one of the byproducts is that of. that is that you think. sometimes thinking a lot is helpful it's. nice. your brain can be really kind of.

thoughtful at times because you think a. lot. so um and it gets better as you get a. little bit older daddy. i promise you that but the [ __ ] can be. intense i think the one cure for it is. something i haven't enacted. very well in my life and i do believe. that it's meditation. um but also what do i know bro you know. what i'm saying i'm just a semi white. fam. praise god dawg and r.i.p billy conforto. man.

you know i got a couple of messages. about him the other day and uh. we're gonna try to get that bench put up. over there. near laplace louisiana. in his hometown where he hit that final. in bank and. and called it quits and got drafted in. the first round by god. um you see in the notes anything else i. wanted to make sure i got to. uh oh if you know a single mom.

uh that could use some support. try not to tell her so we can make it a. surprise um. you know i was raised by a single mother. i know that it's tough. i know that money doesn't solve any. problems uh. but i just think sometimes. money's just energy it's just saying he. here's some some energy that came my way.

let's put it your way. so just when i think about a mom having. just a little extra spending money to do. something nice for her kiddos. i imagine that makes moms feel real good. you know there's something i've never. had seen this because i don't have any. children's but. you see a parent and they just. see and when their kid is having fun you. see they just.

it's almost like they're they're the. remote control. and they put in the right codes or. whatever. and now they're just watching it play. out well or something. so yeah that's really some of the goals. not to. really think we're need or anything it's. just to try and do some little. you know what can we do so them little. boys have a. extra fun day and they don't have to.

know what has anything to do with that. they don't know us. them boys ain't podcasting they [ __ ]. looking for the devil. so but if you know one uh hit hit the. hotline 985-664-9503. um we also want to continue our series. of interviews with real hard working. people. with interesting occupations we're. currently searching. for a catholic nun or baptist nun even i. went to last baptist over there off of. uh jefferson.

a pest control or animal control worker. and an amish or mennonite. if any of our listeners know someone. they think would be perfect for the. podcast. fill out a contact form at theovon.com. or hit up the voicemail hotline. and thank you guys so much for just. being a part of our lives man. what else oh a seattle woman finds a. kilo of cocaine.

in crochet kit she bought at thrift shop. so seattle woman finds one kilo of. cocaine. in a croquet croquet. crotche crochet kit. at thrift shop that. kilo damn dog. at a crochet shop boy call me kilo and. stitch fam. knit me up that gator tail baby we.

making booty movies son. come on that albino giraffe neck daddy. you feel me. that dust back lizard fam that chunky. that colombian bam bam. feliz navi damn. call me the power company cause i'm. lit if you find a kilo of cocaine with. some knitting stuff. freaking sew me up a gram mama.

okay knit me that hit crochet. me that yay boy i'm talking about knit. that hit. crochet that yay you feel me sew me up a. pile of toot boo boo. all right i'm talking about that. scottish airlines that hollywood. breakfast baby. damn i need to go to goodwill boy. who's your dealer uh goodwill.

the woman purchased the kit to crochet. animal hats. animal hats [ __ ] dude i'll be [ __ ]. doing that rhino you dog. that [ __ ] white nose baby you feel me. let's. go. but when the crochet hobbyist opened the. kit she found a suspicious package. that was encased in yellow rubber with. 100 percent written on it. the item also gave off an odd odor.

odd odor baby that ain't an odd odor. that's that. god otter baby and that thing's trying. to swim up you snout boo boo come on. police did not say how the crochet kit. and narcotics. ended up at the thrift shop well look. unfortunately in america a lot of these. workers. they're under tight schedules and you. know what i'm saying bro.

freaking toot me up a scarf baby. wolf me up a damn freaking set of. mittens son. you know it's just you know despair at. times required disparate measures baby. and that's it people doing toot just to. get through a damn afghan brother. you know having women been through. enough man praise god bro. damn so lucky man.

we i never found nothing like that i. remember once uh. we got a baby crib for my cousin and. they had a um. house arrest bracelet in it so. but nothing like this i mean this is. just. damn just lucky. just lucky man we can't all be winners. you know that. come on uh. what else do we have going on here let.

me see. let's do one more call that came in man. hto it's a guy flynn. what's up flynn named after errol. flynn i'm guessing and errol flynn. played uh. i think he was robin hood in the 1900s. let's hear more i'm just taking a walk. with my dog. it's a frigid 30 degrees we're getting a. little bit of. sleep out here that wannabe snow kind of.

thing. oh yeah well look the real snow. obviously is at the damn. thrift shop son you know what i'm saying. bro. gang onward brother thanks for calling. and uh i was just hearing you talking. about how you didn't want to let us down. you know you have some some viewers who. are. in programs that doing rehab or staying. sober trying to stay sober. and you feel like you don't want to let. them down yeah man um.

yeah we touched on that on the last solo. episode about uh. drinking and um. and yeah like having a respe not a. responsibility but yeah just feeling. hard to share. and maybe some responsibility um onward. by uh by kind of coming on with your own. with your own failures your own woes and. i just i just wanted to say man that you. don't have to worry about that. we're all here for you you're here for.

us it's a little family we got going on. here. um i have anxiety i have tourette's i. have. adhd you know you name it any of the. acronyms that's why we got it. you know what i mean but we're all out. here just doing the best we can. with what we got and i wouldn't fault. yourself for. for uh cutting back or slacking on your. sobriety. as long as you realize that where you. want to be. and where you're going and how that. intersects with.

with what you got going on now so just. keep pushing towards that. that positive future keep being you. and keep keeping us in the loop thanks. for everything man have a good one. thanks man uh. well yeah i appreciate that man i. appreciate uh the sentiment. and the call and um and the support um.

yeah i just want to do my best to just. be as. i just want to do my best to say to kind. of say what's going on you know i want. to be able to. work from a place of that's kind of as. not as like real as i can just like as. up to date as i can be and. um i don't know but thank you for saying. that man that's nice you to say and uh. and i appreciate it um. [Music].

yeah it's a lot of people's you know. it's just a lot of this stuff kind of. stuff is a journey. you know um. it's just scary man it's so scary when. you see. the kind of stuff that can happen when. people really struggle. and i don't know. i've never thought that i've had.

problems with. alcohol um ever. uh but. yeah it's just that risk of getting too. far. uh you know next thing you know you wolf. in tune and you in a damn electric chair. or something. or just a regular chair hell either way. you still just wolfed out on that. freaking. jack london bro you know um. um. and it's just yeah you see people that.

get to a wild let you know it's just. i don't know i had a friend that uh. that died the other day. of uh an overdose and that's scary to. hear. you know it's just scary to hear. oh and it's just so. final and you wonder like if you stay in. the best way you can be. what little you know are you more are.

you sober enough then. where you make an extra call to a friend. and you don't save their life or nothing. but you just you're one little more. little moment that keeps them. because i get those moments from people. people hey man i. you know a buddy will call and just. check in hey man i'm just calling to let. you know this or. just those little things that like. just get your day into a better space. you know and just those little pieces. that make you feel like people care you.

know it's. um and i think a lot of it is we do a. lot of our caring now on social media so. it's not. care that people really feel or. hear or it so it doesn't have that. residual effect i feel like um. as it used to kind of but what do i know. uh but what i do know is i appreciate. your call man. and that's nice you to even think of me.

and and to think to call you know yeah i. was kind of scared to talk about it but. um it was scared her to be in a. but also i didn't want to be in a place. where i. uh was kind of. not living a lie i didn't feel like i. was living a lie i just felt like i. just wanted to try and be just. transparent. um what else do we got here man. here we take this what's up the yoyo.

little dust bear. hey man what's up this is brady calling. i just moved to salt lake. from colorado a few months ago and um. it's the first time i've been living by. myself it's been. hard to say the least oh yeah living by. yourself is tricky man. because you'll get pissed somebody left. the dishes in the sink um. but it's always you who did it.

so um but i've been really struggling. with. my sobriety and uh. especially with kovid you know it's like. it's really hard to find. meetings and um. going to these online meetings isn't the. same. at all so i was just looking for some. tips. you know how do i cope with my.

alcoholism. without being able to go to real life. meetings man. i don't know i'm struggling. i've just been drinking a lot and. i know it's not the right thing to do. but. it's easier said than done you know what. i'm saying. anyway i don't want to be a debbie. downer but uh. i love your podcast. thanks brady uh i appreciate it man.

you're not a debbie downer dog i mean. you just we do what we can you know. just like the fella that just called in. here man. you know um we just do what we can. you call somebody else you check on them. i cannot believe sometimes that. there hasn't been more of an outrage. from the recovery community.

to reinstate meetings in person. you don't have to agree with me but. it is baffling to me the number of. it's baffling to me the connection that. is created through in-person meetings. um and how they're that is not just like. a top story. almost every day of how we are missing.

that. throughout this pandemic and i wonder. how many more people. we've lost to addiction. and some of the byproducts of that. and i would bet it rivals. i would bet at rivals i'll tell you this. this is a true statement. i personally know more people.

that have overdosed. or relapsed and lost their life. in the past year. than i do people that have lost their. life from covid. that's facts personally no. personally i have four. i have four friends that have lost their. life in the past year from drug and. alcohol relapsing.

or use overdosing um. i know one person who. [Music]. uh had covered when they died that's. just me. um. so i i don't know um but anyway man i. didn't mean to. get away from what you're asking for. brady or what you're asking about we. just stick together man look i don't.

want those zoo meetings either. they [ __ ] suck but they also suck if. i say that they suck. they also everything sucks if i say that. it sucks. so some of it i have to try and put on. me i gotta find a local guy to spend. time with you know. um i gotta have other people to check in. with. and i need to check in with others. you know a lot of times like i'm going. to call this person my brain will be. like they'll be calling i'll be like. don't answer it dude just do your own. [ __ ]. nah answer it.

you know answer it um. you know we lost a comedian uh about a. week ago. and i don't want to talk out of school. he struggled man this guy struggled at a. level that was um. man he struggled. i think he was the. he he was one of the two funniest people. i'd ever seen on stage. kill a crowd or him.

and joey diaz kill a crowd. actually i'll add in i'll add in. crystallia and i'll add in earthquake. um kill. really kill a crowd and uh. and his name is eric myers and he. um. and i just say this because i want i.

just want his name to be said and i want. it to be heard and. uh he died in texas a week ago he. um apparently relapsed and. was walking on the freeway or the. interstate late at night and was hit by. a vehicle. a van actually jesus oh. getting hit by a car sounds away. actually or getting hit by a vanta. both sound bad actually car sounds worse. happening than van.

because van like it's all you know one. point of kind of. um but uh. you know he was supposed to come on here. a couple months ago he was in memphis. five weeks ago maybe he was in memphis. and we were messaging and uh he was. gonna come here to. be a guest on the podcast and i said. don't come man like it's just i felt bad. he was gonna. have to come you know four hours or. something i think he was taking the bus.

and i just said we'll do it later we'll. do it when i'm down near you in florida. where he lived. um. and it just bums me out like i just. i i don't know maybe if i had been in a. space where i was just more like. yes yes saying yes to things you know or. just. maybe if my spirits have been high that. day not that i would have saved him or. done anything but we just would have had.

a time you know he just. maybe there would have been one extra. moment of somebody saying yes. i care you know welcome come. in you know be a part of. uh. so. man he struggled man he has so many. hilarious stories i hope to one day get. someone in here who knows a lot of the. stories. of eric myers um.

he had a unique voice hollywood missed. him they. they missed him. he was just i mean he was from another. planet. i would see him in baton rouge we would. work together we worked together down in. florida captain brian's off the hook. and you gotta do comedy and they're. doing cracking their [ __ ]. oysters and slaughtering uh octopus or.

octopi right next to you. you [ __ ] telling a joke and they're. [ __ ] telling an octopus his last. rites you know. they're over there electric electric. chair and clams and you trying to rattle. off a riddle you know. and we had to switch each time and we. had he one of us would go first one was. a second i did not want to go second. i did not want to go second because that. means i had to go after him.

and he came down to baton rouge once and. i would see him in texas. uh anyway he's just really talented so. i'm just kind of rambling and just kind. of lamenting at the same time. um but i hope you go check out his stuff. he has a special on youtube. that was i think shot at the laugh. factory or somewhere. um but man he was so good. but man he battled with the devil.

i mean he just had it inside of him. so anyway sorry to be such a downer look. i'm sorry to be the down. here but brady how do i stay i. just the only thing that i know. which hasn't always kept me sober but it. has kept me alive. is that i try to communicate with others. um. and contrary action you don't feel like. doing something do it.

when you don't do it that's the thing. you'll surprise yourself then you'll. realize how much you're capable of. but i'm not trying to preach at you man. i love you bro and keep your head up dog. and um praise god man gang [ __ ]. um all right. i think we got to the end of this. episode pretty decently we made it. anyway that's important. and we'll close out on this.

uh thank you guys as always. you know and if you're struggling keep. your head up and be good to yourself be. good to someone else. um just don't feel alone. you know but yeah the separation that. this whole thing is caused. uh. oh it's a lot it's a lot man. so if you know somebody that struggled. go spend some time with them.

give them that extra call a little thing. just i'm thinking of you. now you know make a plan with them. um anyway y'all be good to yourselves. man we'll go out on matthew. qazi all runs. in the family. [Music].

it's out of my hands and in my blood. [Music].

[Music]. it's just a matter of time. there ain't no stopping the sailing.

baby. you can pray for mercy but it won't come. [Music].

true. it's just a matter of time. there ain't no stopping this.

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