Jshock | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #673
Uh, I want to share that there is a. textile update. We got a restock over on. the merch site. We loaded up on the. latest sock drop in uh four colorways. and and the new RatCon TE's. They're. back. It's a limited run and they won't. be there for long and it's all available. at theonstore.com. If you've gone there to support ever, uh, I just want to say thank you very. much. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a. content creator and a music producer out.
of Long Island, New York. He just. participated in Kaisenat's streamer. university. Uh I had a great time. getting to know him. It's shocker clock. Today's guest is. >> Jshocking.
>> Shock looking sharp, boy. >> Sho clock. >> Shako clock, bro. >> Bro, dude. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Yes, bro. Thank you. Thank you, dude. Yeah. >> Thank you for having me. >> You bet, man. Show me how to do the uh. the look away handshake. >> The no look handshake. That was created. completely by accident. But you come in. and go for the look. >> Okay. >> And just look at the watch if you have. one. Or you can look at your phone. >> Okay. >> And this you just do it.
>> So here, if I got my phone, I'm doing it. like. >> Yeah. Like nice. What's your name? And. then. >> Yeah, I'm Theo. >> Don't look at me. >> Okay. Sorry. [ __ ] dude. It's in the. directions and I mess it up. Okay. All. right. Hold the phone with that hand. >> With this hand? >> Yes. >> Okay. Yeah. What's your name? >> Awesome. Good to meet you, man. That's. great. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> How you doing? You want to know how that. happened? >> Yeah. >> So, I went into a deli with my friend to. get a chopped cheese, >> which is typical for an Italian, right? >> Exactly.
>> That's just a That's a national pastime. >> Yes. And um on the island where I'm. from, they don't really have chopped. cheeses, but this deli had one. It was. in Carl Place or something. We go in and. there's this old guy named Frank, 75, 80. years old. And we get in there and he's. like going crazy like, "Do you know who. this is? Do you know who's in your deli. right now?" Random customer. He's like, "I'm your biggest fan." And it was the. oldest fan I ever met, Frank. >> And he orders us food, me and my. cameraman food. We get out my We got to. do a video now, Drew. So, we get in.
>> and in the video, you see me walking up. to the guy, Antonio, and I'm He hands me. his phone. He's like, "What's your your. handle?" And uh I type it in his phone. and I'm like, "What's your name?" And I. said, he said, "Anthony." I'm like, "Okay, nice to meet you." But I didn't. even click there. There it is. Look, it's right [laughter] here. >> Oh, bro. >> So, this got clipped. And. >> of course, >> months after. >> who blindly goes, who just gives their. hand to a man they don't even know near. a bunch of boar's head meats? [laughter].
I mean, that's great. Who just randomly. offered because God God only gives you. two hands, Jahawk. >> and you're just like, "Here, I'm just. going to offer one of What if that guy. would have just freak he could have just. Dude, that guy could have put it right. in his mouth.". >> Smack my head. Look, I have no hair on. my hand. Could have smacked it off. >> He could have put it right in his mouth, Jan. It's like, don't feed the bears. We. don't know what this guy's been up to. >> So now a couple weeks later, there's Is. this TikTok? Okay, so if you click the. comments, it should pop up a blue like.
no look handshake. So if something is. trending, it'll be like a blue comment. >> And it kept popping up on all my videos. And I didn't know what it was. So one. day I went to Florida and my uncle's. like, "Next time, look a guy in the face. when you give him a handshake." And I. was like, "What do you mean?" He's like, "It's all over the internet. You didn't. shake the guy's hand.". >> Your uncle told you that. >> Finally clicked. Look at this. >> This is what's going on. Why you no. looking them all? >> I did it to Kai. You know, Ka. >> Yeah, for sure. >> When I got the stream here, there it is. That That one right there. Look at this.
>> I hit you. You got it. Good. How are. you? What time IS IT? >> WOW. BRO, you had it loaded, too. There. it. >> almost like you got like It's like you. got that thing on you, you know? You got. that thing on. You got that Draco right. there, bro. That's beautiful, dude. >> Do you have like a a signature move like. that? >> I don't really. Sometimes it's like. waving goodbye to people. Crying in a. driveway is something I've done a decent. amount over the years. I don't know if. that's a signature move really. Um.
>> you know what? I'm going to think about. that. Do I have a signature move you. think Trevan? >> Like if you were doing a wrestling move, I would hit that. Just hit the shackle. clock on him. >> Oh, hit the shackle clock and there's. the. >> body slip. >> Yeah, >> dude. Yeah. What would be a good. >> Your signature move is it's more of a. catchphrase, I think. What else? Oh. yeah. >> Which one? >> I say what else a lot? Because it's like. sometimes if I'm talking to somebody, I. don't like there to be like a lot of. like downtime in the conversation. >> So I'll be like if things get get real.
quiet. I' like. >> What else? >> Yeah, >> a minute. >> I I've had a lot of different viral. moments like that. Like. >> Oh yeah, I've seen a lot. >> That was one of the biggest ones. unintentionally, but like. >> I think the first major video I did was. uh me going to Chili's and I said, "First time trying Chili. Let's see what. all the hype's about. >> Mhm. >> And that video got like 2 million views. >> Is there hype about that? I guess there. is. >> There's got to be some hype around. Chili's. No. >> Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's. true. >> Triple dipper. >> Oh, yeah. I don't even know how. Yeah.
What were we? I can't believe we were. double dipping in. >> How did you find this? How was he so. quick with it? >> Oh, there you are. >> So, this is when Look at my hair. How. different I look. >> Bro, you look freaking You look. >> I look like a. >> Oh, you look like business casual. Caillou. >> I look I look like a a different human. being. Yeah, dude. You definitely. >> And I used to drink. I don't drink. anymore. >> That's what I heard. You look like this. lady that used to teach uh PE to us as. well. >> So, this this is my friend Andrew. He He. took a a ginormous ship of cores. You're.
going to see here. >> And what core is light? >> Little silver bullet. Look at this. humongous ship. >> It'll kill a werewolf. It won't kill a. J-shock though, huh? Um. >> completely different style back then, >> dude. Welcome, bro. Thanks for coming. in, man. Thanks [clears throat] for. hanging out, bro. Yeah, you bet, man. When is uh bro, when is. when is shaka oa' clock? >> On. officially it's at 9:09. >> Okay, >> 9:09 is my time.
>> It is time clock time. I just love the. number nine. I was born April 9th, 1999. The number 99 has a lot of significance. to me. Like I rate out of nine, you. know, when I rate my food, I rate only. out of nine. I'm the only one that does. that. >> One to nine. one to nine because. mathematically it makes. uh no sense but philosophically it does. So out of nine I think you should always. be at 99% and always strive to become. perfect because we'll never be perfect.
Nothing's ever perfect. So when I read. out of nine it's basically like. >> oh yeah. >> out of you know the 10 is perfect but. because we're taught in school 10 is. perfect. You know get a 100 in school. you get a A+ you get 100%. I like to be. at 99% and always try to be better. >> Bet. Hey, man. >> So, it makes sense like that. But. mathematically, if you were at a nine, it would technically be 100%. But. >> that's shakconomics, dude. That's what I. thought. >> Shakconomics. I like that. >> That's what we're figuring out here, dude. But dude, do they have shaka clock.
during like do they even have it during. like daylight savings time and stuff? Like is it. >> Yes. Well, set the clocks back, set them. forward. It's always shak clock. >> Doesn't matter. >> Always on the wrist. So now when I have. no watches on, it's track clock on the. wrist. >> Okay? >> When I have a watch on, it's track clock. on the dot. So if you go back to my. older videos, you could see if I'm. wearing a watch, I'm like clock on the. dot. Today we're having whatever. >> And is there a day of the year when. there's no shocking? Like is there like. a one day of like is there a day of the.
year where it's like. >> no clocking? >> Yeah, we're not clock Yeah. The clock is. not shockable every It's not even. plugged in. You know what I'm saying? Like is there a day when it's off? >> It's always on. Really, >> Mr. Von? It's always on. >> Even Christmas. >> Every day I recorded I last Christmas or. Yeah, last Christmas I was panicking cuz. I didn't have a video cuz I was on a I. when I quit my job and even before it, I. was recording every day and posting. every day and editing every day. Same.
day, same video for 365 days. I posted. every day. I got all the way up to over. a million followers and it worked. But. the clock was always ticking. >> It never ends. >> I think maybe if I go to like church or. something, it it's off. Okay. >> Like there's no cameras. Even though. people try to. >> take pictures of me, I'm like, "This is. the Lord's house, you know. We can't be. Jesus ain't ain't posted on the gram. today, you know.". >> Well, we got to honor him. >> There's a bigger Jay. >> Yeah. >> There's a big It's crazy.
>> Yeah. There's a bigger Jay on that day. for sure. >> I I find it really hard to take breaks, especially with food. There's all these. new items coming out like new, I don't. know, pickle bubble gum or some crap, you know, like crazy flaming hot. >> Oh, yeah. Barbecue napkins or something. There's always some [ __ ] There's always. like a new thing. They're like, "Yeah, man. We got this new like Chipotle spare. tires or whatever.". >> Flamin' Hot toilet paper, you know? >> It's It's always some bull. Yeah. It's. like. >> something coming out, >> you know? It's like we got new Chipotle. hairspray or whatever. Some type of.
[ __ ] It's like what? >> I saw they made McDonald's scented. candles. >> Nuhuh. based on all the dipping sauces. They're candles. >> Oh, that's beautiful. >> The [snorts] pop some sweet and sour, you know. >> Oh, I would definitely put one of those. on. Put Dude, >> look at this. >> If I'm having a funeral, put a couple of. those on. Bro, >> you have a favorite sauce like. condiment? >> Uh, yeah, probably z uh I would say. zitzaki or uh I would probably say um. or mustard. Bro, you know what? I had a.
dream two nights ago that mustard was. making a big comeback. >> What? Hey, >> did it even fall off? >> Oh, I think mustard fell off, brother. [laughter]. >> I think I mean I think I like Yeah. When. was the last time you even heard anybody. talk about it? >> Nobody Nobody's like, "Yo, I'm going to. get some mustard out and put it on. something.". >> And it's back, Jan. But dude, so here's. what I want to uh So, let's go into. this. Uh thank Dude, thanks so much for. coming in, bro. Um thank you for having. me. >> Yeah, it's definitely an honor, bro. Yes, sir. It's been a blessing to see.
you. Uh, and you don't just call me sir. You can just say yes. >> Okay, sir. >> Um, okay sir. [laughter]. >> And uh, it's just been like you you came. on my radar like I would see a lot of. clips and stuff and then um, I was. talking with Sketch and he's like, "Bro, you got to meet my friend J-shock." He's. like the greatest guy ever. He thinks. you're like, >> you know, he's like, you're this. Marinara savior, you know, this little, you know, he thinks you're this new sort. of um, angel of of the world, you know.
Yeah. Did Did you see any clips of us in. Dreamer? >> Oh, dude. I saw the one. What's the one. where you guys one of your shirts on? That one was crazy. >> Oh, that was funny when we spin out the. door. So, he was trying to teach me. manners for my homecoming date at prom. or at homecoming. And um. >> I was trying to get the door for him and. I did like a look. >> This is so class. Oh, dude. >> Then I did a spin like a transition. Look at this. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, >> right through. [ __ ]. >> We had so many good moments together and.
it it all was so natural and real and I. told like him and a lot of people like. if I ever met big people like I don't. know celebrities like Post Malone or I. don't know Jaylen Herz I just want to be. friends like I want to be your friend. you know I don't care about the cameras. or publicity the following. I just I. want to build good friendships. Yeah. And Sketch to me is like. >> my brother literally we we we connected. such a good way and he was the realest. person at that school. Oh, dude. He's. just Yeah, he's a special guy, man. He's.
one of the few guys that'll just call. and like check on me every now and then, just kind of see what's going on. He's. got a big heart. >> Yes, sir. >> Yeah. I just saw him a few weeks ago, bro. I love seeing it. >> What's up, brother? [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. People made this. Who made. this? This. >> uh my clipper, Danny. He's like my. stream manager, one of my best friends, and he made that instantly cuz we It was. Sketch's idea to make that pose, and we. actually turned it into a t-shirt. >> Oh, it's beautiful. >> Funny as hell. >> God, it's beautiful. Two young fellas. out there [laughter]. just learning how their bodies work. Just just spreading their manacotti out.
into the world. >> Hey, if they're do a sequel and I got. it. >> You would do it. Oh, it'd be perfect, man. You can make your own. I mean, that's the thing now with streaming or. with this like with taking clips from. streams. It's just like a moment these. days is almost like a whole movie. >> That's what I'm saying. Yeah. >> Was 20 years ago. Um, so J-shock Jerome, that's your real name. >> Jerome. [clears throat] Yes, sir. Do you. use that at all or you just go by Jot? >> Um maybe like my parents call me My. parents call me Jerry.
>> They do call you Jerry. >> I hate that. >> Really? >> Yeah. That's what I went my whole life. >> Jerry. >> Jerry. >> And. >> Jerry. Yeah. >> Can you get the water? >> Yeah. What water? >> Bring your clothes down. >> Was something on fire. Jerry, too much. cologne. That's a big thing in Italian. households. >> No. You know what it is. Jerry, is this. dirty? He'll like, "Is this dirty?". >> All day. And um. >> Why? Cuz your mother's just doing your. laundry. >> Yeah. Like, "Well, I try to do it, but I. don't get to.". >> Yeah. >> It's gonna be done a certain way, you. know? Afraid I'll blow up the the.
laundry machine, I guess. >> But that's part of a uh that's part of. Italian culture is somebody a mother's. got to be doing your laundry. >> They got to. But my dad does it. >> really. >> He practically is out. doing some dirty things at that laundry. machine. >> Is he one of those neuvo kind of dads? Like is he one of. >> he's like a I love him but he loves to. do stuff. Got to be mowing the lawn when. it's raining. >> Does he have a shirt on or off when he's. mowing? >> It's on. He's got his. >> uh cardar or um Timberlands on, you.
know. >> Damn. Really? >> Is he listening to 50 Cent? What's he. listening to when he's out there? Springsteen. What's he listening to out. there? >> Probably some some rock and roll. something. Run DMC. Something like that. >> Oh, tough. >> He's from Hollis. He was a a fireman for. 23 years. >> Really? >> Yep. >> Take me Well, take me into this, man. Take me into the origin story of how. like before you were even like a J spark. in your father's eye, right? Like, take. me back then. Like, I want to go I want. to get into. >> You want to go all the way back. >> I want to go all the way back, but but I.
want to go into like the ingredients of. the manacotti, right? I want to go into. like. >> cue that cue that music. >> Yes. Yeah. >> That that that Twilight Zone Doctor. Strange music. >> Yeah. Yeah. cuz there's a lot of rumors. like but I want to know like where your. parents where did they meet at? Right. Do you know that story? >> They met at a club. >> Okay. You're going to have to take I. want you to take me there, right? I want. you to set the season. >> Okay. >> I want you to set it because there's a. lot of rumors. There's. >> I got you right. I can tell you. everything. So. >> there's because there's rumors there's. rumors out there that you know you it.
was two people got caught hugging. outside of a Zarro pizza or whatever. You know, it's like there's a lot of. rumors out there. >> There's some crazy I've heard. Can I I. swear or no? >> Yeah, you can swear. There's some crazy. [ __ ] out there about like me and all. this dumb stuff. >> Oh, there's crazy. It was two people, two Italians tickling each other outside. of his borrow or whatever. And that's. how you got started, right? So, take me. I want to know how did you really who. lit that J spark to. >> the Jwave? >> Yeah. >> So, my dad went to a club in the Bronx.
I believe the Bronx. >> And was your dad a club or what kind of. guy was he? >> I don't know really. He doesn't really. keep tell me that about that stuff. Like. if he I asked him about like you know. you ever get any action before mom and. he like did something on a bench. >> Yeah. Oh something on a bench. >> Something on a bench. >> Yeah. I mean Forest got me a Look. Yeah. [laughter] It might have Yeah. >> He has a mustache, too. So he had that. mustache look. You know what I'm saying? >> Oh, the ladies love that. That little. word curtain. >> Mhm. >> They pet that thing.
>> So they were at a club and he went up to. my mom and he's like, "Hey, you want to. dance? What's your name?" She's like, "Debbie." And he's like, "Betty." She. walked away. She eventually went back up. there. They danced. And then he called. her house a night after and she didn't. pick up. And then she called again. He. called again. Um my grandpa, who I call. Chucky, who's not here anymore. He. picked up and they went out, you know, hung out for a while. Eventually got. married. My dad proposed to my mom.
>> with a fortune cookie. >> He put a ring in the fortune cookie. Oh, >> like imagine how many Chinese I got one. night. Boom. Ring. That's a ball of. mileage, >> dude. That's unbelievable. Well, it's. just such a choice cuz, you know, it's. hard after a little bit of Chinese food. not to go for the for the for the for. the dessert. >> So, now they they had a kid. They only. had me uh in Cape Cod. That's where the. >> So, you were magic happened. >> You were conceived out in Cape Cod. And. do you know like what was it like?
>> Yeah, >> I know exactly where it was. >> You do. Was it a stormy night? What was. going on out there? >> A sto a storm. Cuz there was shock. >> Yeah, >> it was like maybe there was lightning. Maybe it it struck the tip of my dad's. >> Johnson. >> Yeah. His clock tower. Shaka clock. I. don't know, dude. I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm wondering like we because here's the. thing like JShock has been born to the. world, right? And so we have to have the. origin story. So it's two your your. parents they fell in love. They got.
married. >> and I I Yes. They got married, right? They they had me after they got married, I think. And then. >> Oh, really? So, you might have been You. might have been conceived out of. wedlock. >> I don't know. >> That's a [ __ ] That was a J to your. grandmother, I bet. For sure. >> A thunderstorm while it was happening, while the process was going down. >> And where what township was that in? Do. you know. >> what what what town? >> Yeah, >> it was in North Turo Top Best Resort in. Cape Cod. I go there every year. I had. to cut my my trip short this year.
because I had to go to StreamerU and the. first year I I left and every year we go. a ton of families. >> Bring it up. >> Best top. North Turo Cape Cod is is my Disney. World. >> Wow. And this is where you were. conceived at as well. >> Place ever. >> So you were conceived here. Now you go. back there to the scene of the freaking. beautiful crime. >> We got to go here. You like seafood? >> Oh no. We just met. Yes, I like seafood. But I don't even know. I would I would. take you to the best lobster restaurant.
ever. >> Oh, they got the lobsters. God, dude. I. would. >> lobster mukbang. >> I would love a little bit of lobster. But here, lobster gets to be too much if. you have too much lobster at once. Do. you notice that? >> Yeah, I know what you mean. So anyway, fast forward. >> I can only eat about 11 ounces of. lobster at a time. >> What's that? >> I can only eat about 11 ounces of. lobster at a time. >> How about four pounds? >> Uh-uh. I could I can. >> You can handle that? >> All the meat? >> Nuh-uh. But four pounds. What's your. body weight though?
>> Uh 125 130. >> So you're saying you can eat 2% of your. body weight in lobster? >> Why not? Why not let it fly? >> Yeah. Yeah, you're right. >> Anyways, why not eat 2 lbs of my own. body weight in lobster? Bro, >> you want me to tell you the rest of the. of the lore? >> Yeah, dude. Dude, can I tell you also. though? I had a dream that um there was. a parrot and he uh and [snorts] was I. had a dream that somebody got you a. parrot and it could say shock a clock.
>> Bro, we got to get a parrot that says. that. Just that. >> Yeah. >> Sh. clock. >> Yeah, dude. [laughter]. >> What color would it be? >> Huh? Oh, probably the Italian flag. colors, I'm guessing. Bro, I don't even. know if they have something like that. If you guys see something like that, put. if you guys find something in AI or. something, put something. >> Italian parrot that says Shak or put a. >> sh. >> a watch around his nose or something. >> Yeah. Put a watch around his neck, brother. >> Mhm.
>> Yeah. >> Sh, [laughter] dude. How great would that. be, bro? >> Did you had a dream, >> huh? >> You had That was a dream, though. >> Yeah, it's a dream that I had. >> What the hell? >> Cuz I just knew you were No way. Let's. go. >> Let's go, bro. >> That's my favorite color, too. Green, [laughter]. >> bro. That's it, dude. How do you not. have 11 of these? You know who we buy? We need nine of them. >> You know? Yeah. Yeah. We need nine of. them. >> 99.
>> Oh, there we go, bro. [laughter]. I got 99 parrots. >> Oh my god. >> But a [ __ ] ain't one, bro. You feel me? That's all I'm saying. >> That is so funny, >> dude. You know who would buy these for. you? Probably has them in his yard. Um, >> Jake Paul. >> has those. >> Yeah, dude. He lives he lives in uh I. think Puerto Rico, but he's got these in. his yard. >> Oh, I'd love to go there. I'm Puerto. Rican. >> You are? >> I'm Greek, Italian, and Puerto Rican.
>> Oh my god. Huh? You're a freaking. islander. >> I am, >> dude. You were conceived at a United. Nations meeting, huh? You telling me? Look at this. He's got some. >> This is This is Jake Paul's house. >> I don't know. Uh, but he definitely has. some parrots. >> Damn. I'm sure he's got a few parrots. over there. >> That'd be crazy. I think I've seen him. with parrots. You ever see that dude, the real Tarzan? >> Nuh-uh. >> Yo, >> good guy. >> He's cool. I want to I want to do a. parrot parrot mukbang with him. He's got. a bunch of animals. He's crazy.
>> Let me see him. Oh, damn. >> You never seen this guy? >> Nuhuh. Where is this at? Indiana. >> Who knows? He goes to India. He goes to. Africa. Hey, he he like he'll grab him. >> That's a real Cobra right there. >> Oh, he's like that. Look, he looks like. Tyron Woodley a little bit. >> Slap it around a little bit. >> Oh, you think that Cobra feels any. scared more scared of this guy because. the guy's jacked? Like, you think a. snake can tell if you're jacked or not? >> You think the the cobra know that's so. powerful, but this guy feels like he's.
one with that cobra, man. He'll he'll. pick up freaking bears and apes and all. this crazy [ __ ] man. >> Oh my gosh. legend. >> What kind of And have you ever met this. fellow? >> I wish. >> Bro, look at the one right there where. he has it around his neck. >> Dude, he's crazy. >> What is that? >> Oh my god. >> He sleeps with him, too. >> Nuh-uh. >> He's got a You ever see the Froot Loop. parrot? A two a toucan? >> Uhuh. >> He has one.
>> What? >> Yeah. >> Oh, he's really living large. And Oh, he's got beautiful pets. What's this. guy's name? >> The real Tarzan. The real Tarzan. >> Yeah, he's cool, man. >> Mike Holston. >> You like animals like that? >> I like animals like that. Yeah, I used. to sell animals when I was growing up. What's your animal of choice, bro? I've. heard I've heard that you have a few. pets. I. >> want you to guess. Oh. Oh, like my my. favorite animal or like what? I like. that. >> I've heard that you have some pets. I've. heard you. >> I don't. >> You don't have any pets?
>> I wish I did. >> Really? >> I want a dog. I I used to have three. Rottweilers at different times. Nuh-uh. That was my my thing. >> What made you get those? >> My dad just liked them. My mom loved. them. They're good guard dog, you know, >> and they just look cute, you know. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. >> My favorite animal is a bald eagle, though, because it could see what I. can't cuz I have really bad eyesight. >> and I feel like my spirit animal is a. bald eagle. >> [ __ ]. >> It could see like everything, man.
>> You know what I'm saying? Could see. through people's BS. Yo, I love that, bro. Dude, imagine if one of them. [ __ ] picked you up, too. Those things. can pick up a lot of stuff. >> I think it could pick me up, >> dude. Two bald eagles could definitely. pick you up. >> Two? >> Yeah, >> I think so. >> How much can they say they can pick up? >> I bet you didn't need How many? Yeah, let's see how many bald eagles it would. take to pick you up. >> 130 lb. [laughter]. >> A bald eagle can typically lift off. three to four pounds.
>> Yeah. See? >> Oh, I thought they could do more. >> Think a little little shock juniors. Oh, they could. Yeah, they could be like. Yeah. >> So, how many would it take to pick up. me? >> A little. >> four pounds. >> A little shock nugget or whatever. >> Maybe like. >> Dude, what about uh Dude, what about. >> 130. >> a pelican? Yeah, it would take probably. 40. Let me see. >> It would be likeundred and. >> it would take 40 pelicans. It would take. No, it would take 40 eagles. >> I can't do math. >> I can't. >> Definitely can't do math. >> 40 to 45 to 50 bald eagles to carry a.
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Okay. So, take me into Okay. So, yeah. I. just want to go into the lore a little. bit more. So your parents they fell in. love out that you were conceived out of. this beach place where you still go to. to this and your family still goes there. for vacation. >> Oh we go there every year with my. friends too now. Okay. >> our own room do our own thing you know. good time there. >> And would you ever would that be some of. the first place you would meet ladies. and stuff? Dude, let me tell you this. story. >> I had my first kiss there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. My first kiss on that bed. Girl. named Julie. >> Nuhuh. >> I pulled this [ __ ] out of my back. pocket. >> What happened?
>> So I liked this girl for so long. every. year we would go and her sister liked me. too. So one year there was this other. girl that came cuz it's all different. families and I ended up liking her over. this other girl and I kind of forgot. about her and the next year I came back. and then she forgot about me. She. started messing with some other dude. So. I was like I got to make a move this. year. So, I we're on a we're on a bed. cuz we we all had different rooms. They. ran on the water and uh we were all. together and I told one of my.
girlfriends, I'm like, "Yo, go get me. some Oreo cookies. >> I got to do something." She goes to get. the other cookies. She never comes back. And we're just talking about family. getting personal. And I'm like, "Yeah.". So, uh you'll be okay, right? With all. this family stuff happening. She goes, "Yeah." I'm like, I know you will. >> J, >> right? Then she started crying. >> What happened? Did you kiss her really. fast like a bird? >> No, I just I did it. We were cool. I.
went back to my room and apparently she. started crying. She sent me a text. message. I'm so sorry, but I like. somebody else. I'm like, it's all good. >> Next day like kept it kind of chill, but. I was like, I waited too long. >> I'm convinced. I [clears throat] would have been dating. that girl till today if I didn't wait. that long, >> you know? >> Like you should have done it a summer. before. You mean? >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Dang, dude. [snorts] Love is wild like. that, right? >> Love is wild. She actually hit me up. Uh, >> but love has a time on the vine. Love.
has a time. >> A great person. Great family. >> Love has a time on the vine where it. gets ripe and then it falls off. [sighs]. >> You know what I'm saying? >> You think so? >> Yeah, I think so, man. You just told me. It's like, >> well, I think you're right about that. >> I think you told me that. I don't know. I think so. I haven't had a a girlfriend. in nine or 10 years. 20. >> 2018. >> was the last time I had a girlfriend. >> Really? >> Last time I did anything. >> Dang. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. >> So you got uh So you got love on the. brain, though.
>> I got. >> So you got a lot of love to give. >> I got a lot of love to give and trying. to receive it, man. >> Amen. >> You know, >> bro, you put so much out there, man. Your energy is so just like I don't. know. It makes me I think it makes it. reminds people to just be themselves. >> You have to be. >> the best that they can. Dude, I'll tell. you this story. So, one time we went to. the beach [snorts] and uh Are you. comfortable? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. We went to the beach and uh. [snorts] it was like down in like Panama. City or Dest. And at night, like the.
kids would go walk out on the beach at. night. >> Like that was the thing, you know, like. if you were 14 or whatever you it was. like right around that time where. parents like, "Yeah, you can go out to. the beach." You know what I'm saying? Yeah, >> stay out of the ocean or whatever, but. go have a good time. So, >> during the day, we would go sneak liquor. or something and bury it out in the sand. or whatever. Then we go find it and dig. it up later at night and drink it out. there. >> Okay. >> But anyway, one night I'm out there, my. buddy had met some friends. He's talking. to them. So, I went I was I'm kind of. walking down the beach and I met this.
gal and so we start like kind of talking. and she's like, "It's a full moon.". She's talking about all this full moon. stuff. And then we end up like going out. in the water and kind of like um kind of. kissing or whatever a little bit. >> And so it was like very romantic, you. know. And then we come back and we go. back like over by the hotel or the. motel, whatever we're staying in. >> And we got into like the lights that. were over there. And she was like 35. years old. And I and I was like 14 or. >> what? >> And we just didn't realize I think like.
because it was dark out there. [laughter]. We just didn't realize it was like a. such a age difference. And bro, and so. we just both like looked at each other. and we're like, "What the heck?" I think. like the way the moonlight hit us, you. just couldn't tell. >> You you hooked up with a cougar when you. were 14? >> Yeah, brother. And I was just I was out. there on the beach just trying it. But. it was just that, you know, when you're. out there in the summer, >> that late night jam, that love, >> everything. sounds like love. Yes. Everything sounds. like love music, too. Just the waves. hitting. The moon sounds like it just.
hit. >> smell. >> Oh, the smell of seagulls eating. raviolis. >> I know. >> The moon seems like it only came up just. to watch people kiss, you know? Oh, >> you you're getting like a painting an. image right now. I feel like we're at a. beach. >> Dude, it's beautiful, brother. >> That's one thing about that love, like. especially that young love. There just. something about it, bro. When you'd be. so nervous and you'd go to school, dude. That would be the craziest, bro. >> I would get butterflies every time I saw. this girl. I would get [ __ ] bald.
eagles in me. >> Little bald eagles. >> Yeah. They're flying around eating my. intestines. That's how nervous I got. >> Like I'd be standing there like this. There's [ __ ] nine parrots inside. I'm. sure you throw up sometimes. >> Huh? >> Throw up. >> Oh, dude. I threw up one time out of the. window in class. This one girl was so. beautiful. I just ran over to the window. and just vomited right out. >> That's crazy. >> Didn't even care. And it was some kid. out there studying or whatever. Whatever. Screw him. I think now looking. back with that I've only been in one.
relationship. I think like. >> Oh yeah. >> I always think like I wonder if she sees. me. >> Oh sees you now like having some of your. success doing your thing. >> Cuz I feel like someone has gone up to a. bar be like yo like you ever see this. this dude be like that's was my ex and. then I want that dude to be like well. you you messed up. You left up you know. >> But I never wish I I've called her a. million times. She never picked up, you. know. She blocked my number, unblocked. it. I haven't heard from her in like 10.
years. And it's just like block. I want. to see how you're doing. Block. >> Yeah. >> Is that what you said? >> Yeah, [laughter] dude. You got block a. clock, bro. The husb blocking. It's bad. >> Now it's crazy, man. >> And what how did things fall apart. between you and her? >> I was immature, Mr. Von. I was very. immature. >> I feel like, dude, every time you call. me Mr. I feel like I teach driver's ed, dude. This is so good. >> Do you want me to call you Theo? >> Yeah, you feel bad.
>> No, you can call me whatever you want. >> All right. >> But it's great, though. It just It shows. who you are, bro. You got a level of. respect in me. >> So, we were dating for a year and a. half. And I just I was immature. Like, I. was stupid. I didn't know what I wanted. to do in life. I wasn't like a man. I. wasn't I wasn't tough. I didn't have any. priorities, you know, any any. >> uh hobbies. Like, I was just doing my. thing, you know? I mean, I like music. I. I made music, but uh I think she could. she sensed that like she's like, "I'm. going to be a pharmacist in college. What are you going to do?" I'm like,
"Ah, I'll figure it out. I'll I'll major. in something.". >> Yeah. >> Um so she went her way, I went my way, and she broke up with me. But I think. she cheated on me cuz she was she kept. bringing up like this other guy and I'm. like, "Who the who the [ __ ] is this?". You know, why keep. >> Rick or whatever his name was? Ricky. >> Who. >> was his name Ricky or not? I just guess. name sometimes. It wasn't Ricky, was it? Tony. >> Oh god. >> I think it was Tony. >> Of course it was Tony. Where was this. at? >> Where? >> Yeah. >> 10 years ago. >> in Long Island.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. It was Tony. >> It was definitely Tony. But um. >> I think she was hanging out with him. type [ __ ] And uh it was just weird cuz. uh towards the end of the relationship, I wasn't seeing her that much. She was. going out and um she called me over one. day to go to the beach and she came out. with a blanket. M. >> uh not a blanket, a hoodie. My hoodie. >> And there was a baby. >> My bracelet. >> And there was a baby in the hoodie. >> No, like ET. >> No, like she had a baby with the other.
other guy with Tony. >> Like looking like ET. Remember ET? >> Oh, yeah. >> No, there was no baby. I don't think. there was. >> God, thank God. >> And um it was all my [ __ ] And she's. like, "Here." I'm like, "Why?". >> You just had a little bit of stuff. She. had it all wrapped up in a hoodie. >> All my stuff with my bracelet. I I just. I gave it back to her. We took a walk. I. started crying. She started crying and. that was it. A [snorts] couple months. later, we tried to get back together, but her mom passed away. >> Nuhuh. >> So, I had to like try to help her. through it. And [clears throat] she was.
going through a lot of [ __ ] man. >> Oh. >> So, it just didn't work out. >> And ever since then, that's it. That's. been it. >> The only love shocks ever had. >> Damn. And now it's weird because I don't. know if a girl likes me for like my. status, if I even have a high status or. if they like me for who I am. And I it's. like I've been on different dating apps. I get matches. I don't get matches. And. you don't know what's real. And it it's. just hard to find love cuz I'm such a. socialable person. I talk to everyone. Like we go to the bar or something. I'm.
talking to everyone. Girls, guys, making. friends. And meanwhile, these girls are. approaching guys and I'm like, "What the. am I a brick wall? Am I invisible? Am I. muted?". >> It's like I can't I can't land anything, you know? >> Do you ever feel like that? Um. do you feel like do you ever feel like. you're always going to be alone? Is that. a weird question? >> Um I I'm become comfortable with being. alone because I'm grinding. Like I'm.
just so hungry now to just. >> literally I saw you [ __ ] eat 12. nuggets. >> I saw you eat freaking 12 nuggets, dude. >> 12 what? >> I saw you eat 12 nuggets somewhere. >> 12 nuggets? >> Yeah, it was at Burger King, I think. >> Oh, I down those. >> Dude, I saw you. >> crown nuggets. >> I saw you eat those crown nuggets. Yeah, >> it it looks like I ate it. It looks like. I ate it. >> Oh, >> that's part of the magic. >> That's the magic of Hollywood. People. think I'm eating all the food, but I'm. really just putting it to the side, eating it after, bringing it home,
giving it to someone, you know? >> There's not a lot of homeless people. where I am, but if if there is, I'll go. out of my way and drop it off, you know? >> Well, these days, you got to find them. It's like ever since Yeah. Like that. Pokémon Go, there was they've had like a. lot of competition out there, I feel. like, cuz dude, people were like, it's. crazy. When Pokémon Go came out, >> like a a a homeless Pokémon Go. >> No, but it's like before Pokémon Go, we. had homeless people. It was like they. were the Pokémon Go and then and then. [laughter] they dig they even digitiz so.
homeless people like what the [ __ ] like. I used to have some now there's just. people would be like stepping over like. get out of my way homeless guy I'm. looking for a digital Charizard. >> you know. >> so yeah things have just gotten. different man but [clears throat]. um. >> about the girls you said that like now. it's like so now you have more. popularity right so that's one thing. that I think a recognizability that's. another thing that I like to say so it's. like you get. >> recognized ability and then things do. get a little bit confusing. But if. you're a guy that's pretty close to.
their own feelings and close to their. own emotions, I feel like you'd be able. to clock pretty good if a girl is being. real or not. >> Definitely. >> And then if you also are just looking to. have something casual, just a little, you know, >> little little something. >> Yeah. Just a little something. Just a. little. >> I'm down to have a little something. >> Yeah. Just a little tickle. >> Trying. >> Yeah. >> Little little cuddle session. >> Yeah. Just a little freaking. >> popping a Blu-ray. Yeah. A little dirty. ravioli Blu-ray, bro. And a blue chewy. Alfredo.
>> Yeah, [laughter] bro. Walking playing. with this little baby rattle I got in my. pants here. That little the freaking. Lord's Manati, bro. The third thumb. You. feel me? >> Stroller. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Oh, dude. >> Hey, listen. I'm trying. I really am. >> Oh, I got the penis of a large toddler, brother. That's what I say. What a what. a minky. >> Yeah, [laughter]. a binky in his. >> What are we talking about, dude? But. [laughter] yeah, dude. Uh but you would.
be able to notice, bro, because I'm. saying if you're so much of a heart, which I think, you know, that's who you. are, right? You're so much of a guy. who's like connected to the feelings. You're a real guy. You're going to know. if somebody's being real or not. >> Yeah. I've had uh I went to um this. place in Port Washington and there was a. group of girls like all nines. I call. them a nickel and four pennies. >> Nine out of nines and it was like their. birthday weekend or something and me and. my boy were out. It was me, my dad um.
and my two friends and we got a couple. espresso martinis. I had like a mocktail. or something and all these girls were. out there talking to us. My friend was. taking a [ __ ] in the bathroom from the. espresso martini, missing out on all the. action. >> Yeah. >> My dad's talking to the bartender and me. and my boy are talking to all these. girls. >> and they keep coming out like a like a. stampede of girls and we're talking I'm. talking to all of them. I'm talking to. 10 girls at once.
>> Jesus Christ. Like that movie 300 or. whatever. >> I could talk to infinite amount of girls. >> at the same time. Jhawk, don't say that. >> I can. >> at the same time. >> At the same I could. >> You said you can't even do math. >> Hey, how you doing? What's going on? Yeah, you good. Hey, I like your dress. You like it? I'm just on the fly. >> Anyway, one girl is like, "What do you. uh I see you on TikTok like you're. famous, right?" I'm like, "I guess I'm. not famous." I'm like, "If you don't. know me, I'm not famous." I don't like.
to say I never like to say I'm famous or. something like that because I'm not. I. like to say, "I'm just an example of. what you could be.". >> Yeah. >> You know, because that's being humble. like God said that, you know, I'm just. an example of what you could be. You're. just an example of what I could be. You're like a mentor. Whatever. Um. >> cuz there's a lot of rumors out there. There's people that say you're Allen. I've heard you're Allan, one of Allen. Iverson's kids. I've heard that before. >> I could be freaking Shaq's kid for all. we know. >> I don't know. >> Allan Iverson. >> That's what I've heard. There's a lot of. rumors out there. >> I could shoot threes, bro. That's all.
But anyway, but no, but also I want to. let me just I'm trying to think of what. else. Oh, yeah. There's rumors that you. were conceived during an episode of. Jersey Shore. A reunion episode, you. know, that's a that's a uh. >> by who? Pauly D. >> Huh? I have no idea, [laughter] dude. >> Poly D and Snookie or Jwow? JW Jshock. >> Oh, >> possibility, >> bro. That's a way possibility. >> I had a crush on Jwow like crazy back. then. >> Oh, who didn't? >> God dity damn, >> BRO. >> IS that her? Yeah.
>> Who's she with now? >> Huh? >> Damn. >> Who's she with? Dude, she's with us, bro. In our dreams, bro. >> For real. >> Oh, dude. Her a vodka sauce. Put me to. sleep. Ronnie. >> My god. >> God. >> Is that Ronnie? >> Look, you got We both got bad vision, dude. I don't Whoever he is, how about. this? We love her so much. We don't care. if he stays around. >> We don't care. >> Yeah. Oh, that's Zach right there. Zack.
>> That's Zach right there. Oh, you know. what? Actually, I met him before. He's. great. Great guy. >> Could I have this? >> Yeah, you can have it. You going to take. it home? You don't want to have it now? >> Celsius. I'm going to have a heart attack. I. can't drink caffeine or energy drinks. >> You could do it. >> I'm going [clears throat] take a sip. >> Take a couple. I can't believe your. friend was [ __ ] at the bar. >> Yeah. Know I was talking to the girls. It's freaking amazing. >> That's crazy. I'll have a little with. you. >> Can we do a little cheers? >> Yeah, we can. It's a Celsius O'.
>> Do we have to look the same at each. other or not? >> Get the sipping. It's sh clock. >> Delicious. That's really good, >> dude. Okay. So, this is. >> So, now. >> that girl. >> that does have caffeine in it, man. So, >> he'll be fine. How much caffeine can you. have before we got. >> I'm not going to have that much. >> Before we got to pick you up or. whatever. How much can you have? >> This is I normally have like a quarter. >> Okay. Do I need to moderate it or you. need to moderate it? >> I got it. Okay. >> You see me pass out. Well, no. >> Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, [laughter] I. don't I don't care if you pass out.
>> Start twitching. >> No, I don't I just don't want you. humping the furniture. I don't care if. you if you pass out, you're fine. We got. You know, I think Trevan's registered. CPR or whatever. At least he learned. online. But yeah, I just don't want you. ruining these throw pillows. >> No, I'm not. I'm not. >> Okay. >> She is asking me how much money I make. and like like she's like, "How many. views do you get? Like, do the money. come from the views and all this stuff?". I'm like, "I'm not telling you that. Like I don't talk about money like that. And like like I was. >> Was it one of those view diggers? >> Yes. >> There's a lot of those view diggers,
dude. >> Yeah. >> View diggers are the worst, bro. >> For real. Oh, I that's a that's a good. term. Like that. Like they have the gold. version, then you have the view version. >> Oh yeah. View diggers are the worst, bro. Oh my god. >> Cloutchaser. >> Yeah. >> You know. >> Yeah. >> And I got like four of their numbers. Ask them. >> That's you were interested then. And I. was like, "Which one of you wants to go. on a date with me?" And they right in. their hand. And I I like, "All right, let's go get sushi." Nothing ever. happened. That's how everything always.
happens. I go I get the confidence, ask. her out, we go nowhere. It's how it. happens, >> dude. I freaking met this girl. I'll. tell you this, not even that long ago, and she texted me. And then [sighs] I I. guess I messed up. Let's do one more. little cheers. [ __ ]. >> I kind of I enjoyed that, dude. Bro, I. feel like I'm wa dude, do it one more. time. I feel like I'm watching your. video. Choco Clug. >> Chlo, >> you really got to make a noise when you. sip it, too.
Look. >> Whoa. Little gargle at the end, huh? The old Italian mating call. I'm good, brother. >> Pass out. >> You only get one more sip. Okay. >> Okay. One more later. >> Um, and you can't have it too close to. bed either. >> So good. >> I know. >> What are the flavor? >> Huh? I don't know. I think this is anti. pasta or whatever. We got something. special because we knew little little. mortadella flavor. >> Yeah, we knew we'd have some Italians in. here today, brother. >> Oh, yeah. We got some uh noi.
>> Hell yeah. >> Um dude, we're Oh, I was telling you. this story about a freaking date or. something. >> Yeah, dude. And I So this girl we end up. texting and then I sent her I was just. having like a day like sometimes I like. sending voice notes better than text. Do. you ever do that? >> Oh, hell yeah. or like a you you voice. the the text message types it out for. you. But the voice memo is good because. they like to hear your voice. >> Yeah, >> I heard girls like that, >> dude. I freaking heard girls like that, too. And so I sent this girl one and I I.
sent this girl one and um dude, and it. was like I was You ever notice when. you're just in your bag when you're. talking, you're like, "Oh, dude, I'm. feeling good. I'm confident. Everything's good." I sent her like uh a. nice voice. It was funny and everything. M. >> nothing. >> Damn. >> Nothing. >> Unbelievable. Did you fart in the voice. memo? >> No, I just was normal. >> You didn't like sound like like deep or. high? What did you say? >> Oh, I told her I said I met this.
Christian water skiing group and I was. at a lake last week and that I and it. was fun and that Yeah, things were going. pretty well and that uh and then Oh, I. asked Yeah. I said, "Do you have a. husband or anything?" Because I didn't. know she had a husband because I didn't. want to be messaging someone that had a. husband. >> But that that's like you got to call. There's certain If you say that that's. saved forever. I like the call. Like you. don't want to have anything saved on. voice or text. >> But what did I say that was wrong? You. just said to do the voicemail. You said.
you like. >> husband. >> No, but I said do you have a husband? Cuz I don't want to be messaging some. lady that have a husband. That's what I. was saying. >> I think he was going blind. Figure it. out. Find out. What do you mean? That's. what I did. And I didn't get sh nothing. h I fig I didn't figure out I figured it. out that she was not interested. I guess. I don't know. >> But I I don't know. I sent a nice voice. to her. She wasn't into it. >> Yeah. >> So, it's okay. We don't need to feel bad. about it. >> She missed out. >> She missed out. Right. >> You know what I say? >> I don't feel bad about it. >> They can't see greatness. Oh,
>> so why should you settle for less? >> Well, yeah. If you can't see greatness, baby, I'm like, look, I can't I ain't. buying you glasses, girl. You know, >> literally. >> Dang. >> What else? >> Oh, what else, dude? Um, I got to know a. little bit more about the origin story. because there was so many um. >> rumors. >> Oh, so many rumors, dude. There was ones. that you were like conceived near power. lines. That was one. There was one. Uh. I'm trying to think of what else. Oh,
you were like a data center baby or. whatever. Yeah, >> that's a big rumor going around that. you're a data center baby that like if. you cracked you open you'd have a bunch. of data in your neck or whatever. >> Could be could be a robot. >> A bunch of recipes or [clears throat]. bunch of episodes of Euphoria in your. neck or whatever. or something, man. >> Like Italian rainbow cookies in me. >> Yeah, [laughter] dude. Bro, that'd be so. good, bro. It's just. >> coming up with canoli come out of me. >> It's just a [ __ ] bunch of brave. canoli come out. [laughter]. Oh, that'd be so good though, dude. Bro,
you could be an Italian superhero. I. could see you being an Italian. superhero. >> Cuz we need a new one. >> Who's the latest one? >> Who's a what? >> Who's the latest Italian superhero? Maybe Paulie D and Vinnie. [laughter]. >> Who's the latest one? Has there ever. been an Italian superhero? >> Tony Soprano. >> Could be it. >> Who the hell is an Italian? Is Is Iron. Man Italian? >> I don't know. Iron. >> Rob. >> Iron Stark. >> Tony Stark. No, that's not Italian.
>> Iron sounds like Dutch or whatever. Iron. >> Oh, no. Bruce Banner. That's got to be. Italian. >> Bruce Banner. Yeah. >> No, that's German. Banner is German. >> Banner. >> But he was green. He wasn't green during. the day. >> What Marvel character is Italian? >> Yeah. Are Italians being fairly. represented in the Marvel universe? Look. that up. Are Italians being fairly. represented. >> in the Marvel universe? >> In the Marvel universe. Cuz if not, we'll [ __ ] leave. You feel me?
Who is this? Italian representation in the Marvel. universe is a mixed bag viewed by many. fans and cultural critics as. historically lacking in depth. While. Italian-American characters like The. Punisher, Frank Castle. >> Oh yeah, The Punisher. >> Not bad. >> He's awesome. Have you seen that show? >> Oh, dude. Yeah. People admire him a lot. You see Oh, yeah. People are making. Halloween costumes out of him. >> He's awesome, man. He was in The Walking. Dead. Oh yeah, originally he's a great.
>> Yeah. Oh, he's a great actor. But what. else did it say about the Italians? I. wanted to read a little bit more of that. because that's a great question. >> Um, >> our iconic direct Italian nationality is. often neglected at mobsters like Count. Nefaria, stereotypes, or occasional. background characters. Wow. >> Right. Right. >> There are very few major Italian or. Italian-American superheroes. >> Huh? >> You could see that? >> Yeah. >> I can't see any one of those words. He's. got it zoomed in pretty good. That's. probably a 56 font.
>> I don't know how I drive. >> Damn. You allowed to drive? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> No, bro. >> I mean, like that size on the road. >> I wouldn't let you drive a Doberman, homie. Would you? >> I drive I haven't been in an accident. Knock on whatever. God forbid. >> Really? >> I have a Yeah, I drive a normal car, but. now I drive a Tesla cuz it drives for. you. >> Oh, it's so nice. So like if you want to. have some fun on the way home when a. when a shorty you put it in self drive. and just [laughter]. >> but bro if you put in shelf drive and.
you put your feet up like that bro you. want that's pretty legendary bro like. this [laughter]. >> I love how everything's a carnival ride. to you dude. you could be sitting in anything you're. just like yeah this [laughter] is it bro. >> it's fast as hell dude. >> holy [ __ ] what are you [ __ ] 90 years. old there bro that don't even look Like. you, dude. [laughter]. >> 90. >> What is this? AIG? Dude, what what app. did they use? That's crazy. >> Shock GPT, [laughter].
>> bro. Bro, you need to shock his stem. cells, bro. Your [ __ ] is Bro, this isn't. [ __ ] real. What are we doing here? This [ __ ] is What are you What are you. driving through? A Ruckers pep rally. Dude, where are you? >> In a random parking lot. >> Are you sure, dude? This looks like one. of the night scenes in uh No, in Breath. of the Wild, it looks like you're. driving through. Were you [ __ ]. driving through right there? It's not. even real. >> The game. Breath of the Wild. The game. >> Yeah. >> You played that?
>> Yeah, I played that game. Oh [ __ ]. >> I like that game. I didn't like the. second one that they made, >> Gears of the Kingdom. >> Yeah, it just was too much. We had to. put rims on the freaking They wanted you. to put. >> You had to build [ __ ] I know. Those are. really good games, though. Oh, they were. great games, but but you had to put rims. on the [ __ ]. >> uh. >> I know what you're talking about. >> Like the boat or whatever. Like the. >> Yeah, the craft like. >> Yeah, the Yeah, they want you to buy. rims in this [ __ ] I'm like this shit's. getting a little too urban for me. >> I love video games so much, man. You're. right. I think part of me like the lore.
>> is from cartoon and video games. Why I'm. sociable cuz I love colorful things. I. like things that move. I like animation. I love animation. You ever see that. Spiderverse movie? >> Mm-. >> Oh my god. [clears throat]. >> There's a new one that just came out. There's a new Spider-Man that just came. out. I know. My friends going to see it. today. >> Spiderverse. You'll you'll trip out. without even doing anything. It just. makes you go crazy. >> Uh-uh. >> Yeah. >> I got to watch I even seen it. Spiderverse, >> dude. It's unreal.
>> One of my favorite movies. >> Yeah, dude. We just got to learn more. about the lore cuz there was all kind of. stuff. I heard that you were you were. not even conceived. You just spawned out. of the chimney of like a Bua Deepa or. something. I've heard a lot of crazy. >> Was this on Shakipedia? Where did you. find it? [laughter]. >> I just heard this stuff, dude. I heard. that they just found you like you were. just in a bassinet in the uh like in. like a in like one of those dishwashing. like things at a uh at a macaroni grill. They just found you in there. >> I mean, at this point, I might have been. dropped off by a freaking UFO.
[laughter]. >> Yeah, dude. I like that. >> Who knows? >> Who knows? There's just a lot of good. But that's the best is the lore, bro. was just finding out like how it. started, you know? >> Um cuz yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. There's rumors you just Yeah. You. weren't even born. You just climbed out. of an antill in Sicily or whatever, you. know? There's all kind of like crazy. rumors out there, you know. >> I've never even been to Italy. >> You haven't? >> Country. I've never been outside the. country. >> No way, dude.
>> Cuz my mom has a bad equilibrium, so she. doesn't fly anywhere. Like, man up. Just. man. Look at this. freaking. >> Wow. >> Freaking uh what would you call that. superhero name? >> This guy. But that doesn't even look. like you, >> does it? >> No, that I know that picture. >> Um so take but but yeah. So take me back. to Let's go back a little, right? Take. me back to when the shock o'clock was at. zero. Right. [sighs and gasps].
>> Like when I was born. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I was born April 9th, 1999. And. >> I heard you stayed in the incubator for. like 40 seconds and you were like, I'm. out. >> You know, like the hand solo freezer. They they had me in that. >> cuz I was too I was too hot when I came. out. They got struck by lightning when I. came out. Put there to cool me down in. that cuz I was frozen like this. >> Yeah. >> As a baby, [laughter]. >> bro. That's perfect, dude. You know, in the past, I uh I felt like.
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>> Yes. So take me to when the shot clock. was zero. Take me there. Um, I don't. know my earliest memory, but I know like. kindergarten I was I was looking at. paper like this. and they called my parents to school. They're like, "Your son can't see [ __ ]. He's looking at the paper like it's like. a playboy.". [laughter]. >> Oh, damn, bro. But you think you were. seeing anything or you think you thought. there was something on it you just. didn't know? >> No. No, I couldn't see. So now.
>> Oh, damn. >> class. cuz I didn't [clears throat]. bring them. I should have brought them. And uh they're like they had to test my. eyesight and see like what was going on. And um. >> could you see anything? >> I I just It was bad. It was blood. >> Like a worm or something? Cuz worms. can't even see. Can a worm see? Look. that up. >> A worm? >> Yeah. >> A worm? >> Like, you know what I'm saying? How much. could you see? >> I mean, I could see. I just can't see. little things. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, you can't see the haters then? I was.
born with like a really really rare. condition which is why I can't see or. hear that good. You want me to say what. it is? >> Yeah. Is it all right? >> Kenny like from South Park. Kenny Kenny. Caffy syndrome. >> Kenny Caffy. >> Kenny Caffy Syndrome. It's so rare. >> I thought he [ __ ] played for the. Mets. Kenny Caffy. >> Kenny Caffy. [laughter]. >> It It sound like like a freaking rap. artist. >> Yeah. >> Yo, Kenny Caffy's dropping a new mixtape. next week. >> It sounds like a rap artist out of. Buffalo, dude. Dude, the doctors, they. don't even know what I have. Like, it's.
>> Of course they don't, dude. Like, he's. got Kenny Cap, you know? >> Yeah, it's got Kenny Cab. >> Yeah, they're just naming [ __ ] He's. like He's like, he's got Benny Aani. [ __ ] you know, arms or whatever. [ __ ] just naming [ __ ] from the past, you know. [clears throat]. >> Oh my god, man. >> Wow. Kenny Caffy syndrome is classified. as primary bone dysplasia. Oh, dysplasia, dude. My buddy's uh. Australian Shepherd has that. >> It's a growth It's a growth hormone. deficiency. That's. >> a hip thing, huh? H. >> it's sometimes it can be in your hips. too I think. >> Um meaning it is a disorder of how bones.
form and grow. >> Yeah. I don't produce growth hormone. >> Nuhuh. >> Because I have an underdeveloped. pituitary gland and I don't produce. calcium. So I got to think all different. like I have to take injections for that. >> and I have to think pills or else I'll. I'll have a seizure and [ __ ] die. which is what almost happened when I was. seven or eight. Um. >> did they know when did they know you had. when I was born? Nuh-uh. >> When I was born, cuz when I'm born, >> how they tell how they get you how they. how they get you to admit it? Cuz I.
don't think you're a snitch. >> Big. >> What happened? >> I was an oversized baby. I was like. freaking 8 to 10 pounds. >> Nuh-uh. >> And people that have my condition are. big babies. And their eyes look a little. bit weirder. But um. >> so out the gate they knew you had it. >> Oh, they they knew. I mean, no, no, they. didn't know. They probably diagnosed me. with it from different things. >> Cuz you probably didn't admit you have. it, did you? >> Cuz I had a seizure. That's what. happened. I had a seizure when I was. like one or two years old and then when. I was seven or eight. >> That was the first that was the actual J.
shock. >> [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] Why' I do that? >> It's dark. >> That bad. >> But hey, out of dark comes light. >> Yes. >> Yes, sir. >> Let's go. Amen, brother. >> Amen. But when I was seven, I was sick. Like really sick. And I was throwing up. all my medication. >> And that night, um, I used to watch. movies with my mom and fall asleep. And. I slept in her room that night. And um. thank God I did cuz I would have died. I. legitimately would have died. >> Oh. >> Because I had a seizure and I woke up in.
the hospital. But when I was having a. seizure, she like I was like, you know, shaking and she caught me. >> and called the ambulance, called my. neighbor and I woke up at the hospital. like what happened? She's like, you had. a seizure. >> Oh. And that was when we had to talk. about, you know, getting better. medication and making sure that I don't. miss because I was sick. Like I was very. sick and I was throwing up and my the. doctor was like, "He'll be fine.". >> Yeah. He just had a bad ravioli or.
whatever. >> He'll be fine. He almost died then. That's okay. >> Yeah. He just been Yeah. He don't put. any more gravy in his bottle or. whatever. >> Exactly. >> God, that's crazy, dude. Man, thank you, Debbie. Right. >> Thank you, Debbie. >> Thank you, Debbie, for. >> a shock. >> for being there, man. Wow. >> Crazy, right? >> A mother's love that she just wanted you. there with her that night. That's pretty. special, man. >> I cracked my skull open two times. >> Nuhuh. With what? >> My head. I fell off a stage. >> Oh, I thought you meant with something. like some crazy guy or whatever.
>> Like a lightning molt? >> Yeah. Like look, I'm a piñata and just. [ __ ] hit yourself. Watch. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Take a Rolex and slam it on my head. >> Yeah. >> What the [ __ ]. >> But no, I was on a stage playing a game. >> at a Christmas party. >> Wait, what happened to take me? How you. break it? Wait, wait. What's What. happened? >> Well, one one and I fell down the stairs. of the kid and then two, I fell off of a. stage. I was sitting like backwards. >> Mhm. >> Like this. And we were playing like a. little basketball game where you flick. it and it shoots to the thing.
>> I must have flicked too hard and I. [ __ ] fell back. >> Dang. >> Cracked my skull open. It was bad, dude. I. >> still remember that. Like you ever have. those those moments of pain where you. could still feel them today? >> Oh, bro. I could still feel my head. hitting that that tile, man. >> Yeah, I was jumping around on something. when I was a kid. I jumped and this. corner of my head hit something, broke. it open, and sometimes I can still feel. it a little bit. >> Damn. And I have a weird shaped head. I. don't know if you noticed this. >> You could put your finger there.
>> Let me see. >> Down. >> And a lot of people online say it's a. headset bent. >> Let me touch one more. Let me do one. more time. >> Is that it? Wow, that's cool. >> Yeah, >> that's a shock button, huh? >> The shock button. >> Yeah. Hey, don't press this. It's like, hey, you should get one of those things. like on the top of a ladder. It's like, uh, don't not a step or whatever, you. know? >> That's it. That's my head. >> Damn shock. So, what do you have to do?
Do you get that filled in or whatever? >> My head. >> or Yeah. Like, what do you do? Do you. put like a hardener in there or. something? Like, how do you get it to uh. or you got to protect that spot at all. costs? >> No. No. Just just there. I mean, I wish. I could chisel it up a little bit, >> but it's exposed though a little. >> Is it? >> No. I mean, you can't see it, but if you. feel around, >> I feel like you can find that one kind. of entry point. [snorts]. >> You know what I'm talking about? >> Yeah. >> Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I. don't want to, you know what I'm saying? Like, >> I think I could put a quarter right.
there. It would sit there. >> Yeah. >> Like, this would this wouldn't move. >> Oh, that's good, huh? >> Right. Yeah, let's go. Shock City, dude. So, so but um and then how did your. hearing get bad? >> So, throughing through like grade. school, middle school, like I had to get. like enlarged textbooks. I had to give a. little little step stool to put my feet. on cuz they would still they would. dangle. They still freaking dangle. And. uh around.
>> your legs seem long to me, man. >> Yeah, my neck's long. >> Bro, your neck is just your head's leg. >> Exactly. And I I kept saying what and I. couldn't hear very good and we had to. take an aiologist test. And. >> how did you know you couldn't hear very. good? >> You remember I just saying what a lot. and I couldn't I wasn't getting good. notes in class cuz I was missing a lot. I'm like what did you say? I was it was. crazy. I remember the first time I got. hearing aids and they put them in I. cried. >> Oh. >> Cuz I was like man I never heard.
goosebumps. I never heard [ __ ] like this. you know. >> Oh really? You could hear stuff? >> Yeah. different frequencies, different. like you know a high hat and a and a. music a little symbol like I heard that. like birds chirping and [ __ ]. >> Uhuh. And you never known that. So and. you had never really conceptualized. Yeah. Cuz how would you. >> like I've heard them but I forgot what. they sounded like cuz I lost bad. Oh. >> even like music like I was so. unclear now when I put headphones on. like it's better. I can't wear AirPods.
because. if I take these out, we should do a. hearing exam right now. >> Yeah. Can I put Can I put one in? >> What? He said [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. Sorry. Can I put one in? >> If it doesn't fall in your ear. Be. careful. Otherwise, it'll fall in your. ear. >> Oh, you got these little. >> That's the the right one. >> Okay, >> that's the right one. >> That's these little black olives, homie. Little sound canoli. Let's put it up to.
your ear. Can you hear me? >> Is it in? >> Yeah. >> Can you hear louder? >> Yeah, dude. >> Right, >> bro. I can hear you. >> Is it like a lot louder? >> I'm hear I'm getting a lot of reverb, too. I'm getting some other [ __ ] too. I. think it's some Chris Brown is coming. in. >> Could you hear Alan Iverson? >> I'm getting uh [laughter] Yeah, I can. hear Allan Iverson saying, "You're late. for dinner. He's pissed at you.". >> Could you hear Couldn't you hear the. alien and track? I can hear Mike Piaza.
He's complaining about something or he's. denying something. >> A thunderstorm. >> I can hear a thunderstorm. I can hear. that movie Frequency playing. Um, what. else? Oh, I can hear about 70 fire. trucks. Okay. [laughter]. >> You hear the parrots? >> Sh. I can hear them. Yeah, they're all. there, dude. [laughter] There they are. They just showed up. >> You summoned them. Bro, you are not of this world. JShock, >> I'm not on this world.
>> You're Is that what you said? >> Oh, yeah. You can't hear me. Sorry. I. thought you were messing with me. >> You, [laughter]. bro, put it in and I'll tell you. something. >> What the [ __ ] is going on, dude? >> Okay, >> dude. First of all, you need it. You. You're picking up like 70 different. houses around here. Like, >> I'm I'm picking up planets. Yeah, bro. Oh, I could solar system. >> I could hear somebody putting in their. uh Paramount Plus password like this.
[ __ ] in there. I couldn't even hear it, dude. I could hear. >> somebody Netflix login. >> Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] dude. I just. heard you got two text messages from. Lacy you didn't reply to. I heard like. 70 things all at once, bro. It's too. much, dude. Bro, that was a lot, bro. >> You know the best thing, though? I when. I take them out, I can't hear anything. And so when I go to sleep, I just crash. I don't hear alarms. Matter of fact, coming here, I almost missed a flight. cuz So when I when I slept,
>> dude, what do you mean was the flight? Just hire 50 eagles, you gooner. >> I know, right? To take me. I slept on a. pillow like on a couch. The whole week I. was at in Cali and the pillow was here. and the phone was here. I didn't hear. the alarm. I I slept through it. I slept. through it, Mr. Vaughn. And I I almost. didn't come. >> Mr. Von, am I somebody's stepdad? >> Theo. Theo. Theo. >> Thanks. It's okay. I accept Mr. Vaughn. It just hurts. >> I missed the Uber. I didn't hear him. knocking at the door. I wake up and I'm. like, you got to call another Uber.
We're not going to make it. I miss the. alarm. I slept right through cuz I can't. hear [ __ ]. >> But how good do you sleep, brother? >> Excellent. >> Oh, >> but not really though. I don't get sleep. cuz I can't sleep. I'm up all night till. like 5:00 a.m. 5:30. >> What are you doing? What do you mean? Why? Oh, I stream till like 1 or two and. then I'm just editing or coming up with. new content ideas and just studying like. work, other people's work and trying to. make my own thing, you know. >> Dude, you're the best, man. >> So are you. >> Thanks, bro.
>> Mr. Theo. >> Hey, Mr. Shock. >> Mr. Shock. >> Yeah. >> What was um. >> So. >> the hearing aids? Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. That's fascinating. I never. got to I never got to hear him before. Did it make you feel any type of way? Like was it hard to develop like um. pause like did it affect how you felt. about yourself some of that stuff or no? >> Like how I felt for other people? >> Yeah. Just like did it affect like how. you felt about yourself? Like the fact. you had to have a hearing like. >> I was so I used to wear the over the ear. ones. >> Mhm. And that was like pretty obvious.
like when I was I had it when I had a. girlfriend and we would when we would. make out it would just be like it would. sound like this. and we're getting like we're getting. down to business and [laughter]. oh god. >> she's like upload me some wiener. >> uploading nana. [laughter]. >> So I had to like take them out. >> downloading. I couldn't even hear this. girl moan when I when I you know it was. like what I was like she was moaning I.
was like one one more time [laughter]. she hit the you know I'm like one more. time you know. >> clock [laughter]. yeah know I felt a little bit. uncomfortable for a while wearing them. but I got used to it you know. >> the more mature and everything I'll tell. you a crazy story I played rugby in. College? >> What? [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Where did you go to school online? >> How in the [ __ ] did you play rugby in.
college, bro? >> I swear to God. Look it up. Look it up. Malloy University. You're not going to. find it. It's on my Instagram. Like way. Instagram way down. You'll see a picture. of rugby me. Um I played the number 15. spot. >> [ __ ] yeah. >> And it was all the way on the end. And. we had an alumni game, the first game we. played. And I wore my over the ear. hearing aids like an idiot. Theo, I. rocked this kid so hard that I poked uh. I poked an ear in my eard drum.
>> You poked a hole in the hearing aid. >> You poked a hole in your eardrum. >> and Yes. with the hearing aid. I I I I I. decked him and the hearing aid pushed in. and poked a hole. I was able cuz I I. vaped at the time. >> Oh yeah. >> I was able to blow smoke out of my ear. >> No way. >> I have the clip. Yeah, I have a clip of. me and it was come out of my ear. >> Oh, dude. In Syracuse, New York. That's. a mating call. Blowing vape smoke out of. one of your ear holes. >> Where in Syracuse? >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. >> That's a [ __ ] mating call over there,
brother. Dude, >> I know. It's crazy. I played a lot of. different sports. Wait, you found it? You see that, >> bro? That's [ __ ] nothing, bro. That's. how you hail a taxi in Norfolk, Virginia, bro. Just blowing a little. vape smoke. >> Like a Thomas the Tank Engine. >> Yeah, dude. [ __ ] a crap. >> I love that. The Now we got to get a. pair, man. >> Bro, let me tell you this. As a gift, will you let me get you one? >> It's got to be green, >> bro. I think they only come like that.
And you can only have a little more. Okay. >> I'm I think I'm feeling it, Mr. Crabs. >> I feel like we've done a good job so. far. Do you guys feel like that? It's. been really cool. >> Yeah, >> it's been fun. Um, and it's been awesome. and it's been informative, man. And I. think the best thing, man, about our. conversation so far is I think I get a. real feel for who you are as a person. I. don't know. It's just cool, man. >> We haven't gotten into like this this. how I got into like content more.
>> We're going to get that. That's exactly. where we're going to head. We're about. to head into streamer. Um, we're going. to about to start it into content. Um, so but yeah, man. I just think you start. to get a feeling of who somebody else. And I think it just makes me feel. excited that there's people in the world. who still feel or who still just trying. to be themselves, you know, right? >> Um and I think we're all just trying to. be ourselves. >> Yes. >> Uh oh, dude, I have to tell you about. this. I can't before we move on. Shout. out to my friend. His name is Solomon. Williams. He is a rugby player and he. played on Cal Rugby. He won the national. player of the year.
>> Mhm. >> I just want to bring a picture of him. up. This this their whole family's. great. >> Definitely not better than me. Well, [laughter]. sama, you heard him, bro. He's. challenging you. No, no, no. He's right. there in the middle. He's the other one. >> Jesus. >> Yeah, he's that one. >> That guy. >> Yeah. So, and if you just just seen that. picture of those guys, you might not. have picked him out of those guys. >> He played rugby. >> Oh, dude. He's a number one player in. the country last year. >> He got that that jawline of a rugby.
player. >> One of the best guys. Damn. >> That's that guy's one of the best. Shout. out him. Shout out Cal Rugby. Fair play. to the boys. >> Hell yeah. >> But anyway, you told me that dude and he. popped into my head. Bro, >> that's funny. >> Ah, ju and just before we move on, you. really played rugby. >> Yes, I did. >> And did you guys practice and train and. everything? >> I tried practicing. I couldn't even run. half a mile. >> What? >> We have to go like run to the fence and. back. I I would be tripping, falling. I. I my stamina is terrible. You ever see.
me run? I'm like a I saw you stream the. chair. >> All right. And look at this wall. You know, it's like. >> Let me see it again. Hold on. I don't. know if it's duck. >> All right. >> It's like a little duck. >> Try one more time. Can you do one more. time for me? Just I I want to make sure. we got this. Huh? No. Start back from. over there. >> Cuz I feel kind of what you're saying. about the ducting, but I don't know if I. All right. >> I feel it's like a like a dad that had.
like a. >> One more time. Sorry. I think I can't. remember. Good. It's okay. >> Oh, there's a camera there. >> That one you look like somebody that's. like left something somewhere. Every. time you run, it looks like somebody. that left something somewhere and. they're going to get it. >> Is that camera good? >> I don't know. >> Let's take a peek at it. Yeah. But so. >> I can't run. >> Well, then how do you play rugby then? >> I ran. [laughter]. >> What? You just You figured it out. >> I just I could hit people hard. Like I'm.
>> You know, I got a bit of muscle on me. >> Jack shot. No. >> Oh, dude. Bro, if I could if I could. jerk off with those arms, bro, I. wouldn't leave the house, dude. >> Spraying [ __ ] up. >> That's a crazy thing to say, dude. What. are we even talking about? Sorry, dude. You're You're of age, right? >> I'm 27. >> Oh, great. We're good there. Here. We're. just a couple of Italian [laughter]. guys. You know what I'm saying? We're. just a couple of out of work Italians. That's all we are. >> I don't know. I I I wasn't I'm that.
athletic, but like it's it's it's a lot. of uh takes a lot of energy for me to. like we walked here or Nashville around. I was dying. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> it can be a lot. >> I'm like this. >> What did you um But what what was. y'all's team name that the the team name. you played with? >> The Malloy Rugby Lions. Malloy Lions. >> Oh, yeah. The Lions. That's a good name. >> Yeah. >> Brisbane Lions. I was a fan of theirs, but they're uh Australian football. But. um All right. So, if you could go back. in time, is there a sport that now in.
looking back strategically based on you. and your abilities, you think you would. have been great at if you'd applied. yourself? Is there one? >> I think basketball. I probably had the. best shot cuz I I was really good at. shooting threes. Um couple clips of me. playing basketball at Treu, but I love. basketball. Football was too small for. baseball was Baseball's another one. though. Like little league like this and. that [ __ ] man. >> Oh dude, your strike zone is the size of. a Zen can.
>> These. >> No, your strike zone probably the size. of a damn Zen can dude. >> Yeah. Hit dingers right there, man. >> Yeah. Oh, dude. They You would have. walked every. >> I walked a lot. >> Oh yeah. >> But I also hit a couple couple dingers. I remember I got my first double and my. dad missed it cuz he was driving the. fire engine queens. My mom saw it. >> That was like a good moment. I used to. pitch a little bit too. >> Did you? >> A gun. I have a freaking. >> I could see it. >> I could throw a football far. Baseball. far. Probably basketball though because.
I liked it. >> Yeah. >> I was on my high school team. >> You were? >> There's pictures every find them. >> I didn't You got to We guys We got to. bring those up. We do our research, but. we don't try to make it too much like a. You know, he. >> I scored I scored I think 13 points the. whole season. >> Uhuh. >> Or 19. >> That's good. And my dad my my uncle's. like, "You know, that's how much people. get in a game.". >> Nice. >> It's like top five score. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> The team sucked, >> dude. Yeah, the freaking team suck. What. was the team called? >> The Gales.
>> Oh, come on. The Gales, dude. I don't. even know what that is. >> It's a breeze, I think. There you go. Right there. Do you play rugby? >> That's rugby, man. >> LET'S GO. >> No cap. >> Jay shocked, dude. That's before I had. my jaw surgery. So, look how different I. look. >> Dude, yeah, you did look different. What. was it about? What was the jaw surgery? When did that come in? >> That came in um that kid behind me, a. lightweight. >> Obviously, that kid, look at him. He's. [ __ ]. >> We had We had to do like um what's it.
what's it called in in a in a frat where. you like horse around um something with. an. >> hazing or whatever. >> Yeah. Hazing. So, we had to do that like. a warm up like get into the brotherhood. Mhm. >> And we did like drinking challenges. >> Yeah. >> They would just hand it to the kid. behind me because they didn't like him. >> Nuh-uh. >> Felt so bad. This kid couldn't drink. either. >> He couldn't. >> after after half a beer he would get. drunk and he would like pass out. >> Oh, >> we got him messed up. >> He looks like he'll drink half your nuts. to be honest with you.
>> But I don't know him, bro. And also. blessings, dude. We can't be roasting. this [ __ ] kid. We don't even know. him. But look at the. >> Sorry, don't don't say his name. You. don't know a name. I'm so sorry. [laughter]. >> you brought him up, dude. And first of. all, bro, why didn't your parents put. you in the sun a little bit? They got. you [ __ ] out here looking like a. marshmallow that [ __ ] plays soccer, dude. They got you out here looking like. a green, >> bro. You look like a white call, dude.
You look like. >> a a [ __ ] pelican, >> bro. Yeah, you look like a [ __ ]. [laughter]. You look like a egg that [ __ ] got. that's that's doing his own thing for. the day or whatever, bro. >> I look like a like a gas bubble. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> What are we talking about, dude? >> Like one of those cartoon gas bubbles. >> Oh yeah, definitely. Dude, >> damn. Like a little fart. >> Oh yeah, you [laughter] look like a. [ __ ] Yeah, you look like a fart from. Europe, dude. You look like something.
somebody would throw and a dog would. bring back, bro. But a strong dog. You. know what I'm saying? >> Not the [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Dude. Yo, she ain't flaming me. >> Sorry, bro. I'm joking. So funny. >> I'm joking, bro. >> That is so funny. >> I'm joking, bro. And look at the guy. behind you trying to be black. He just. put a bunch of dirt on his legs. That's. [ __ ] I hate it when dudes do that. >> I hate that, dude. That guy's [laughter]. And then he even wore like the black. sleeves. is like, "Look, I'm black.". That guy's not even black, dude.
Bro, how could three dudes be three. different colors and all live in the. same country, too, on this picture? >> Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. >> This is crazy. And this is FIFA, dude. This is the problem we're having since. they expanded the tournament and let. more teams in. >> Look at my jawline. How bad it is. >> I thought the jawline's solid, bro. >> Yeah, it's before my surgery. >> What' they do? >> They They broke my top and bottom jaw. and realigned it. >> Jesus Christ. shock jaw surgery. It'll. come up. >> Who were they? Did you get their license.
plate? [laughter]. >> No, the doctor did it. >> Were you having trouble feeding or. whatever? >> Feeding. >> or eating or whatever? >> Feeding? >> I don't know what you're doing, bro. At. this point, every. >> No, this is this is the the newer one. You got to go to the old one. Um. >> what is going on, Jan? >> I had to have corrective jaw surgery. because of my calcium deficiency. And um. they they had to start by cuz they have. all baby teeth. These are all You want. to show you? >> Yeah. Let me see a couple of them.
Oh, wow. Baby shark. >> It's like a dinosaur. >> Those are worth money. They're the baby. ones, right? >> Mhm. >> You'd had nibbler. >> So, it's on YouTube. Um. these J-shock 99 jaw surgery on YouTube. But anyway, I had to get new teeth. So. the in order to get new teeth, they had. to start by realigning my jaw. So I was. out of work in school for like three or. four months cuz I they blew up my jaw. Like they had to break my top and. bottom. I look like a freaking.
Kardashian model. Like you're going to. see the picture. It's crazy. It was the. most pain I've ever been through. I. couldn't even do this. >> My mom had to feed me soup and water. through a syringe. >> Oh. >> And they put me on like. >> clock. >> Like they put me on the sh clock. >> Oh, they did. I had a I had a bottle of. Shako Clock. >> Nuh-uh. >> It was bad. >> Did you have one of those feeding. bottles or whatever? >> No. I I don't know if I could talk about. what I was on like prescribed. >> Oh, you were on You're on medication. >> Strong.
>> Was it scary? >> No. >> It was awesome. >> for a little bit. >> Oh, yeah. >> But it's dangerous that stuff, you know? You can't be doing that [ __ ]. >> But Elden Ring came out around the time. I was. >> on the sh clock potion. >> This fun. >> Elevator ring. Oh, the ring camera. >> El No, Elden Ring. >> Elder Ring. The game. >> bet. >> And it just like it was crazy, man. Like. it was took away the pain, but it was. like. >> it was crazy. >> Yeah. I wonder what games go best with. pills or whatever. >> H.
>> I wonder what games go best with pills. >> I don't even know anything that is a. video game probably. >> You got to pull up that picture though. I have it. You want me to show you? >> Yeah. >> Oh my god, bro. That looks like you in. sketch. This is really you, dude. >> That's me. There it is. There it is. >> Look at it. Look how swollen I am. >> Oh, yeah. You look like you're saving. something for winter. [laughter].
>> That's crazy, J. >> There's some There's like a a screenshot. or a B-roll or overlay of like the. pictures. >> Look like you've been drinking breast. milk for 40 years, dude. That's what you. [laughter] look like. >> Sucking and mucking. Look at this. Oh. [ __ ] Look like you look like you were. sucking on a tit off of the lie, dude. >> In the Tesla like this. >> Yeah, bro. You look like you [ __ ] got. a got a tough hit on some Jersey tit. right over there. Some [ __ ] turnpike. nipple. That's what got a hold of you,
brother. >> The LI nipples. >> Oh, look like you were trying to give a. Damn. Look like you were trying to slurp. on something in bumperto-bumper traffic. right there, [laughter] brother. That's. a tough look, dude. >> Oh. Isn't that crazy? >> It is, dude. God, you've been through so. much, man. >> I've been through so much, Theo. >> Oh, >> like real talk. >> I know. And just your resiliency, man, and your attitude, your ability to have. a positive attitude. It's so funny, man. I think seeing you today is like, and I. hate to even make this about myself, but.
like [clears throat] it's just what I. needed. I needed to be reminded of like. that like everybody is dealing with. stuff. We're all going through things. that we got this, right? And the way to. do it is just is is to keep positive. You know, >> I've been through some more. psychological [ __ ] Um I don't know how. deep you want me to get into it, but. could we talk about that stuff? >> Yeah. What was one of the tougher times. that you dealt with? You feel like like. when it comes to like some of your. mental like mental health and emotional. health, that sort of thing. >> We could talk about like weed.
>> Yeah, >> we can. >> Yeah. >> So, I used to smoke a lot of weed when I. was younger, like high school, college. or college mainly. And I was addicted to. the the PEM. Mhm. >> called the Benjamin. I had a Rick and. Morty pen. >> Benjamin Button they called you, I bet. >> Something like that. Yeah. And um I was. in Cape Cod, my homeland, right, where. where I was born. And I was drinking, I. was smoking, not getting sleep. I was. sleepd deprived. And I think a mixture. of everything. And then I I I did it so.
much that I went into psychosis. >> from hitting that pen. >> for a over a month. And I was It was. bad. I was checked into a multiple. hospital. I was in a psych ward for um. over a month and while I was how I got. >> Did you get 5150 or whatever? >> Did you get 5150 it's called or. something? >> 51. >> You're in a sec going. >> Oh, sorry. Um and before I got there, I. was I was looking I was working at Home. Depot. That was my first like real job.
And I felt like people were following. me. Like I was ringing up the same four. customers all day. I was hearing voices. in my head. And then I get in my car and. I I'm like, "Dad, like people are. following me." Like I would say like I. would say red car like I want a red car. Like a red car would drive by. It was. all like weird little coincidences that. were happening. But that's what happens. when you're in psychosis. Like these. coincidence happened. [ __ ] seemed so. real. So I ended up getting home. I. thought my dad was recording me. We had.
like a [ __ ] fist fight. Like it was. bad, dude. But they. >> Oh, you accused him of recording you. No, I thought cameras were recording me, but they weren't. I thought my whole. life was being broadcasted. >> Where did you think that your dad was. hiding the cameras. >> on his phone? Cuz every time he was on. the phone, like the camera looked like. it was recording me. >> Oh, you thought it was recording you? >> Yeah. So, I ran to my neighbor's house. >> What' you tell the neighbors? You knock. on the door or you just go. >> said I said my parents are trying to do. some [ __ ] like and they're like, "Oh, you're good. You're good. Trust me.". Like, oh. Oh, no. I was I was playing.
GTA [clears throat]. and in the game there was like things. happening in the game like I was getting. pulled over in the game and like I. thought like all this stuff was. happening because of like what like I. did something wrong. It was so weird. Theo like I can't even explain it and. >> too was it scary also? >> Yeah, it was really scary. They they. were telling me either you take the. medicine or we check you into a psych. ward and the psych ward I was in was all. of younger people. >> when I was there. >> Did you have a sport? You have like a. volleyball team. Do you have a sports. league or anything in there? No,
>> like a psych sports unit. >> or Yeah, like a um. >> No, they had basketball court. And I'll. tell you, >> I was shooting full court shots like it. was like nothing cuz the drugs they had. you on in that hospital. >> were like limit Limitless the movie. It. was like a pill that it it unlocked all. of my brain and I was I was doing [ __ ]. I learned how to freestyle. I learned. how to rap. I learned how to do all this. different stuff because of the. medication. It was terrible. >> Serotonin's down, but these buckets are.
up. You feel me? That's all I'm saying, bro. That's crazy. >> So now, while I'm there, like it was all. these different coincidence happening. There was a lot of weird people in. there. Like they had their own problems. >> in the psych ward. Who was one of the. wildest cats in there? >> I don't remember any names really. >> Well, yeah, we don't need a name, but. there was this one dude. >> Um, there was some crazy people in. there, man. I had this big. African-American guy in my room. >> Black guy. >> Yeah. Big big black guy in my room. And.
uh in the middle of the night, he woke. me up like hovering over me. >> Oh yeah. >> He's like, "You got any snacks?". >> Really? >> Like I got some gummies in my chips in. my bag. Get them. He's like, "I need. [laughter] them. >> now.". >> He said he needed them. I. >> was like, "Holy shit.". >> Probably smelled them. >> Probably. >> If you're that big, dude, you can smell. food better than we can. >> Yeah, dude. There was so much [ __ ]. that's happened in my life and like so. the craziest part of all this is that. um two things. One, when I was at Home.
Depot, I work with this kid. >> and he was training to become a doctor. and when I was in one of the hospital. that I was admitted to, I saw him. walking around the hospital. I'm like, "Dad, that's one of the guys that's. following me. He works with me. He's. spying on me." And he's like, "He's not. he's just a regular doctor." A couple. years later, I called him like, "Yo, did. you ever work at this hospital at this. time?" time. He's like, "That was me. >> You're lying.". >> He's like, "That was me." So, he's like, "Now you could rest easy.". >> Was it really him? >> It was really him. >> So, he worked at Home Depot and at the. hospital.
>> Yeah. Training. So, and then the second. training for what? >> What? >> Like, what training would a doctor need. at Home Depot? Really? >> He just had a side job like while he was. going to school, he worked there. >> Got it. >> So, now, >> dude, you ever have a Okay, go on. >> I'm sorry. >> I had a question. I have a question. about Home Depot, but. >> I'm going to I'm going to tell you in a. second. The the craziest thing about all. this. >> is the second thing, you know, Logic the. Rapper. >> Yeah. >> He wrote a book. Uh his name is Bobby. Hall, but he wrote a book called. Supermarket. And in the book, it's about. him living like a double life. Um and.
he's going through psychosis and he's. trying to like hide a killing that he. did. It's a really great book, Supermarket. That book came out at the. same time I was going through psychosis. So, I thought I was the main character. of the book that was being filmed. liveaction in the hospital and around. the world. I thought they were like. doing a 24-hour live stream of me being. a real character of that book. >> G-shock. >> I swear to God.
>> Would you ever leave like messages for. yourself to find later like, "Hey, I'm. going to write myself this note." So, >> I had a whole notebook of it. I wrote. songs in it. I wrote little things of. >> Cuz Were you trying to. >> of the girls I liked? I remember I got a. I got a boner. It was like. >> Tell us about that boner. >> That boner there was this nurse and like. at the time like my body wasn't working. right. Like my brain nothing was like. working but the stuff they were putting. me on was making me feel different. things. And I remember one day I was. like, "Oh, I forgot what a I forgot what. a boner felt like." And this girl came.
up to me. We were talking. I was riing. the [ __ ] out. I thought I was going to. bang this nurse. >> Oh, it's hospital RZ, dude. >> And that thing was jumping. Oh, >> like having a great time talking to. everyone. >> I just can't explain to you. You would. have to be in my head to really know. what it felt like. But. >> how did the psychosis come to an end? >> It just they My parents saved me. They. really did. Like they got me out of. there. They're like, "You can't give. them any more medication." Cuz they try. to keep you in there, Theo. >> Oh, yeah.
>> They try to keep That's how they make. money. >> It's like the zoo. They want the. animals. >> Yeah. >> Go Imagine you go to a zoo and there's. no animals. Or they're like, "Hey, this. animal got better. We let him go." both. are like, "What? [laughter]. This animal's back happy with his. family?" You never see any of that. They're always like, "This animal, yeah, he's having he's got bad lungs or. whatever. We're keeping him or. something." That's always the prognosis. when you're at the zoo, dude. It's. [ __ ] [ __ ] Or this animal, yeah, he's still, you know what I'm saying? We're put we're doing physical therapy. with him for like 11 years or whatever. You know, >> he's good now. [laughter].
>> It's always some [ __ ]. >> Hippopotamus can open his mouth now. He's good. >> The eagle could fly. But yeah, I got out and I just I never. smoked weed again. >> Do you think that something about that? Do you do you think that something about. that psychosis, the idea of like seeing. yourself outside of yourself? Did that. lead you into streaming? Like, you know what I'm talking about? Because. >> it led me into being creative. I'll say. that. I was always creative, but like it. kind of like it was like an epiphany.
almost like. >> how. >> well I was doing music at the time. I. produced music. So again, like this. another example of why I was of how. psychosis worked. I thought I was a. producer for Jay-Z in the hospital. I. was playing piano and I thought they. were recording what I was playing on the. piano and sending it to Jay-Z and like I. was hearing it on the speakers cuz. everything when you're in psychosis, you. feel like everything is happening for. you. So the one of the guys, the music. therapy guy, he would come in and he.
would play music for us. >> and he would play the radio and I would. hear I would hear like in the song in. the lyrics, Jay- Shock made a beat. >> J Shock is on the like I would hear my. name in the song but it really wasn't. there. Got it. >> It was just my mind tricking me. Got it. >> [ __ ] crazy, dude. Crazy. >> But um. >> So you made it through all of that? >> I made it through all that. And like. where you said like how it led to that I. I produce music at the time and I. thought I was making hits. I was like. calling my friends on the phone. I would.
remember every phone number that my. friends have. We didn't have our cell. phones so I would remember all the names. and I thought for the show or whatever. live broadcast was on. I thought I would. have to remember the phone number. >> for the thing. I thought I called Riley. Reed. >> I thought I called like supermodels. >> Riley Reed the porn star. >> Yeah. I thought I called I got a phone. call and I'm like, "Who is this?" And. she's like, "It's Riley." I'm like, "What's up, Riley? I'll be there later.". >> Yeah. >> And it was just a [ __ ] random person.
on the phone. There might have been no. one on the phone. >> That's how crazy it was, Theo. >> So, but so Oh, Jesus Christ. >> I know I'm getting deep. I know I'm. getting all over the place, but all of. it makes sense to me cuz it happened. >> Well, I know it happened, dude. But. you're like [ __ ] out there. You're. hitchhiking through your own. >> I was shooting threes like Allan. Iverson. I was calling porn. >> You know what's crazy is the more you. talk, the more it sounds like you might. be Alan Iverson's son. Dude, >> it could be. I couldn't be. [snorts].
>> So, I just got to know though. So, you. get out of the hospital, things start to. get different. Um Oh, wait. Oh, one. thing I before we What is something. about Home Depot that people do not. know, dude? Cuz I'll tell you this. We. used to go in that section, my friends. and I, we get high and we go in that. section. You know where the doors are? >> Yes. >> And we go out doors. Yeah, >> dude. We go work. >> We What's it called? Mill work. >> Yeah, we go into the mill work section, dude, and we wait till somebody was. standing on one of the doors and then we. would knock on it, dude. >> That's funny as [ __ ] What is something. to know about [laughter] me? >> You would just [ __ ] stand there, dude.
>> Just a shitty company. That's all you. got to know. >> You think it is? >> For them to fire someone that got. assaulted for defending themselves. You're a shitty company. >> That seems like typical I mean, that's. typical Home Depot. I feel [laughter]. like in Atlanta, that feels like. everyday Home Depot. >> That's That's the headquarters. >> Yeah, of course. And um we tried. defending my case and all that. And. >> did they settle out of court? >> No, we didn't do any court stuff. Um. what happened was I worked there for. four years. I worked my way up to like a. manager position, opening clothing the.
store. I was the I was the king there. And I. >> And did you have to wear all that stuff, the belt and all? >> The apron. I had a little tape measure. >> Was it heavy or not? The stuff you had. to carry around? >> No, it wasn't heavy. Had [snorts] a. walkie-talkie, you know. >> Really? >> It's crazy. >> I like walkie-talkie. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, but it it was it was it was crazy. >> I want to build a parrot cage. >> Put a little parrot in the apron. [laughter]. Pops out. Yeah. No, it was it was crazy cuz like.
when I got fired, nobody like defended. me. They all just dropped me. All the. managers, all my friends, like they kind. of left me for dead, you know. >> But you didn't leave yourself for dead, man. >> No, sir. You know, tell me about how you. ended up I I I know you also ended up. working uh with the US Postal System. >> I did. They fired me, too. >> Really? >> Well, the first place they got fired. from me because this guy attacked me and. I defended myself. >> at Home Depot. >> It was that was it. >> I know. I I just I know that I've heard. that story, but that's what happened. there. You got attacked, you defended. yourself. So, I know that that story's. out there. >> It wasn't even like a It wasn't like a.
this. It was just like he comes in, I. I'm clocking out and he he knocked the. wind out of me. At the time, I had. pneumonia. So, my ribs are bruised. And. I just got out of the hospital and he. man hit me so hard. So I I I slap him. back like that and he's like I could do. whatever I want to. I'm older than you. >> I'm like no you can't. >> give him that [ __ ] [laughter]. >> give him that wrist ravioli brother. >> for deadly smash [laughter]. >> and extra [ __ ] host office. Had to. get another job. My dad was like you got. to get a job. You got to get a job. I.
didn't want to work for the post office. >> Why? What do you have? What do you have. against him? >> I didn't just didn't want it's not what. I wanted to do. I wanted to make music. at the time. I want that's all I wanted. to do is make music. Be a music. producer. >> That's my passion, my dream. >> Okay. But you So you how how do you even. audition to be work at the post office? >> Oh, you have to take a test online. What. do you think? You got to like throw out. mail. >> I don't know. I guess I guess I would. have at least. >> go around a bicycle. >> Guess at least run from a dog. >> You got to pass the road test which was. hard because I couldn't even reach the. pedal. So.
>> in the mail truck. >> No, it's it's I got two pillows. Theo I. used to have dreams. >> where I where I wouldn't be able to. reach a car pedal. >> And. >> when I finally worked for the post. office, I was like, "These are what the. dreams are about.". >> Oh, foreshadow. >> Cuz I couldn't reach the pedals. Pass. the test. I was I was on probation for. 30 days. I had a an Asian man named Chen. train me and he's like, "You're. terrible. [gasps] You're horrible. You're going to be terrible, man. Man, he he he hated me, but he loved me.".
He was a Navy Seal and he trained me to. like, you know, throw the the bail out. I had to have my magazines here, my. letters here. You had to balance this. [ __ ] You have to have a a bag over your. head with newspaper. It's called your uh. your I don't know, your day ones or. something, whatever they're called, your. I don't remember what they're called. And you have to fill parcels like. packages if you have a stop. Then you. have to put all your magazines are. called your flats. And then you got your. letters. So the whole and they're in. rubber bands. So if you if you miss a.
rubber band because everything is in. order, that [ __ ] drops. I would drop the. mail like crazy. I remember one time I. went to the back of the mail truck to to. organize it. I'm like, I got to pee and. I I had a cup I brought me. I [ __ ]. pissed all [laughter] over the mail. >> You did, dude. What the heck? What were. you What you What? [laughter] You. [ __ ] just peed on the mail. >> I felt so bad, but I like I couldn't. control. I just peed. I [laughter] mean, >> go to a park.
>> We had a mail truck. There was no park. I was on the job. >> Yeah, there's a park everywhere. >> There was pee on the man [laughter]. everywhere. On the packages, on the. mail. Someone got a letter with yellow. [ __ ] that day, man. >> Jacqu, you're not supposed to be peeing. on people's mail. It's a federal. offense. >> By accident. >> What do you mean you did it by accident? >> It spilled. But you got your wiener out, bro. That's. You know what I'm saying? >> I'm not working with much, so I couldn't.
control it. [laughter]. >> But still, dude, >> so they they fired me because they said, "Not because of that. Not because of. that.". >> What' they fire you for? >> They didn't open up the mail truck and. just see piss everywhere, but because. they said, "Your hearing and vision are. going to prohibit how you do this job, and we can't have someone like you.". >> [ __ ] them, dude. Nobody even cares if. they get the mail anyway. Dude, we had a. guy that in Tucson, we had a guy he. would sometimes he would deliver the. mail at like 11:30 at night. He'd just. run out and throw it in the [ __ ] yard. and scream at his [ __ ] kid in front.
of our house and then drive off. He. would floor it. We had a guy who souped. up his mail card. He probably put like a. he probably put an F350 engine in there. or something and that [ __ ] would hum, bro. >> Oh my god. >> But so you got laid off from the mail. How long were you uh how long were you. um in the United Postal Service? >> Three Three months. I got close. So I. started in winter too with Theo. So I. was in the I was slipping on ice. >> looking like Michael Jackson just dance. moving on ice. >> looking like Kevin just going across. that pond in Home Alone. He's like. >> Yeah. Yeah. Literally. And uh it was.
hard. Really hard. A lot of. >> What was the hardest thing about the. mail that people don't know? What's. something people don't understand? >> Just your relays and your routes. Like. you you'll have blocks sometimes, especially if you get a walking route. You have to do a push car. You don't get. a truck. That's the the first route I. ever did. So I got I was in Port. Washington and they're like, "You're not. good here." And I'm like, "Give me one. more chance." And they sent me to. another town. [snorts] And that town, the first route I did was a walking. route. And I had to walk 200.
blocks. Yeah. That's a walking route. I had to. push this thing. >> with all mail and package. This heavy. >> Was it heavy? >> Up and down this road. The the route is. supposed to take two hours. It took me. nine. [laughter]. >> But how would you even push it? Were you. able to Did you ever think about just. tying it around your waist and pulling. it behind? You ever try that? >> No. You push it. You know, you know, [laughter]. >> you ever dude, I just muck it along.
>> Yeah. Mucking trucking. >> Damn. >> I wouldn't eat, can't eat barely. >> Would you ever just throw some of the. mail out? Like it was just too. ridiculous. >> No. Oh, no. Couldn't do that. That. That's a federal offense. >> I'll piss on it, [laughter] but I'm not. throwing it out, dude. I'll decorate. piss on it, but I won't throw it out. >> Um, all right. We got we got to get. down. >> But while I was doing all this, I was. still doing social media, like music. I. was I think I was doing food reviews. like here and there. >> in my car. >> And then I finally got that. And then my.
dad's like, you got to get another job. So, I found this oil company. >> Mhm. >> Um, Petro oil company. I'm not going to. name the specific job I was at. >> Okay. And they do oil. >> They they sell oil. So, I was a credit. representative and I was making sure. people get oil so they don't freeze to. death. So, if you didn't have money. Yeah. >> you you were going to [ __ ] freeze. that night and it was bad. It was sad. Like a little old lady like I need oil. Sh. >> Give me some oil. >> I need oil. And it's. >> a clock. >> She's freezing with like I could I could.
picture her in her room freezing and I'm. sitting there. >> Even my bra is cold. >> Yeah. >> My tits are so cold. It's shock. >> It was bad, man. Oh, >> but I was like a top salesman there. >> Come over. Bring over that little parrot. wiener. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. >> Sorry, this story is getting a little. crazy, dude. >> What town was it called? Port what? >> Huh? >> What town were you in? >> What town? >> Port. Where was it at? >> No, the the oil company.
>> Yeah. >> I don't remember where it was. Woodbury. >> But it's all in New Jersey. >> New York. >> New York. So now I got some like crazy customers. on the phone yelling at you all day. And. at the time you're. >> selling oil. H. >> you up there selling oil by phone? >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Literally you had to collect money. You. had to collect thousands of dollars to. come. >> Oh, I believe you. But it's just What. the [ __ ] are you getting involved in, dude? >> I know. >> You know what I'm saying? They just. pulled all your teeth out and now they. got you selling oil by phone. [laughter].
>> Yep. and shooting threes at a psychord. >> Let's go. >> But um I was doing food reviews at the. time getting past 10,000, you know, growing my following in the mean in the. um missment. When I was training, one of. my best friends, Charles, um he's like, "So, what do you do on for fun?" I'm. like, "Oh, I have a social media page. where I do food reviews." And um he was. like, "We were talking about fast food.".
I'm like, "I got to get back into that.". He's like, "What? Eating fast food?". like, "No, do my food reviews." And he. kind of like started me back up again. Like I did like all those food reviews. there. Like just kind of got me back. into the rhythm of posting. So thank you. to him. And I would be go on my lunch. breaks, order food, do mukbangs. >> Oh, so you started mucking like that? >> Yeah. But that was at Home Depot, too. I. was doing it on all three jobs. I was. producing music, you know, selling. beats, making music for artists, and. then eating food. The first ever video I.
did was Prime the Drink. Yeah. Can you bring the Do you have a first. video? >> Oh, this is the first mukbang I ever. did. >> And And so this is before Shaka Clock. And let's get to mucking. >> Yes. >> Yes, it is. Okay, great. Let's watch it. >> Okay. First up, we got tropical punch. Had prime before. I love it. And let's. give this. >> Look, I got the Home Depot hat on, dude. [laughter] Oh my god. Really good.
Tastes like a really good fruit punch. Um, >> I have no teeth in a little bit of. coconut water in it. You don't need. them. I have no teeth. Extremely nice, >> dude. Who needs it? >> That stuff probably strips your enamel. anyway. That's just a rumor. >> Okay, next up we got Minute Moon. >> Give it a shake. Always shake it. Always. spank it. Let's prank it. >> I don't think I like this flavor. >> Oh god, that's Oh, >> there's some bad ones out there. >> Yeah, >> dude. That's awesome, bro. But also what.
you don't know is I did food reviews. with no teeth and everyone made this. meme up gumming it down. >> cuz when you take the teeth I have no. teeth. Um they made up gumming it down. So I did food reviews for over a year. with no teeth. >> Well that's. >> who else is doing that? >> Bro, that's our healthcare system. [laughter]. >> Okay. What do you even expect? Half of. America's doing that now, dude. But. here's here's my here's here's my. question for you is do you think it's. easier to do a food review with or. without teeth? Does one matter more than.
the other? >> Well, now I have all these fake teeth. and I think when I take the teeth out, I. can chew it easier cuz when I'm chewing, this thing is. like messing around, food getting behind. it. It. >> just a freaking nightmare. I'm. eventually going to get all new teeth. from my doctors. I have like some of the. best doctors, Dr. Kurts, Dr. Rogerio, Dr. Schwarz. They just great doctors. Dr. Besi like Lucarelli, they're great. doctors. >> Italians, huh? >> Yeah. All Italians, I guess. And they.
just they know what they're doing. Like. they they're dealing with like a lot of. different equipment and like money for. the procedure. >> Oh [ __ ] Yeah, dude. Just put a [ __ ]. get a good cowzone maker to put you. [laughter] put your [ __ ] you know, >> stuff it up. >> Yeah. Get some uh just little shingles. of the Lord with some nice baby raviolis. and put them in there, brother. That's. all it is. Oh, at that oil job I started. doing POV videos and I would film my. lunch breaks, my 9 to5s and the first.
one I ever did, >> there was this guy named Hub's life. Shout out to Hubs Life and shout out to. Noi Marillo. They were the they made. this, you know POV, right? POV you. >> end up on a Theo whatever. [clears throat] POV is point of view. So. it gives you a perspective of what your. life is like. So I saw this guy Hub's. life filming his 9 to5 and I'm like I'm. going to try one. >> I did it. [ __ ] 10 million views. >> Wow. So, you just tried a POV and you. got 10 million views on it? >> Well, how much how many views does this. have?
>> That's you, Sean. >> This has like 15 14 million views, >> bro. That. >> they might even have more now. But look, I would film my whole routine. >> Oh, I like that jump at the end. >> Yeah. Well, broke the internet. >> It's athletic. >> Broke the earthquake. >> Oh my gosh. You look like my friend's. sister a little bit in this. That didn't. even look. >> Isn't this relatable, Theo? Like, it's. cold. You don't want to be at work. >> You get You get an hour unpaid lunch. break. Unpaid. >> That's what made me so relatable was. unpaid. >> Little food tray. I was in Ellie. My.
car. Ellie. >> Would you always eat in the front seat. or sometimes you would eat in the back? >> Always front. >> Huh. >> What? I have a chain around my my. >> Oh, the chain's great. But is there. something Is there something weird about. a guy eating in the back by himself? >> Probably. >> That's what you do. >> I think it's okay to do it. >> These blew up. I did so many I I did so. many of these that I was able to leave. my job. >> So you're telling me that you were able. to So you did enough food reviews at on. your lunch break at work that you were. able to quit your actual job?
>> Yeah. So I I went into work one day and. I had to use the bathroom and I had to. put myself in personal time, but I had. to I had to go into the bathroom. I. really had to go. Like I was n stomach. was effed up. And I said the fact. >> what had you been eating? You think do. you remember? >> I don't remember what I ate. Probably. some Italian food. >> Yeah. >> Too much ravioli. some foreign shrimp or. whatever. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> So, I um I said the fact that I have to. send an email to use the bathroom to. extend my bathroom time is enough to. make me quit. So, I I would plug in this.
calculator how much I would need to. leave like moneywise cuz I would go home. and I would live stream eating and I. would make like, you know, a couple. hundred dollars or my my salary for the. week. So, I called up my boy. I'm like, "Yo, I'm going to quit." He'd like, "Do. it." So, I got a garbage bag. I came out. of the bathroom and I said, "If I could. find a box or something to put my stuff. in, I'll leave." So, this beautiful. Spanish lady sitting out there with. three big black hefty bags. >> I'm like, "Can I have one of those. bags?" I got all my [ __ ] put it in.
there. And I left and my manager called. me back in. She's like, "Where you. going?" I'm like, "I'm done." She's. like, "Well, I need you to sign. something that says you left." She. handed me a loose leaf. Theo, I signed. it as JShock. >> cuz I went in as Jerome and I left as. Jshock. I get home, parents want to kill. me. You're we're going to kick you out. >> Were you still living at home? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No, I'm I'm out and about. Like I don't. I'm never there. But um I was Yeah. Look. See, this is me quinning. I filmed.
it. [laughter]. >> That's crazy. >> But this is like a day after, right? >> Like this is when I had to come back and. drop off all my [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] Um so take us on. How do you end. up like Um Dude, thanks so much for your. time, too. Yes, sir. Thank you for. having me. >> Oh, you Batman, man. This is awesome, dude. We have to We'll have to keep in. touch. >> I'm going to look you in the eyes for. this one. >> Hey, [laughter]. >> no. No look. >> I like that. Thank you, bro. No, no, look. I got the look back.
>> Yes, sir. >> Um, do you take So, take us take us on. what is streamer and then how do you end. up in uh how do you audition for. streamer? Take us first for our. listeners that don't know what is. streamer. So there's 7 million. applicants I believe maybe more or less. around there. There was inerson audition. that I didn't want to go to and then. there was online where you submit a. video. Um I didn't want to go. >> You submit a video to what? >> To the to get into the school.
>> And what is the school? I'm just saying. like. >> it's a it's a school full of content. creators and streamers. >> Okay, got it. >> Yeah, it's run by Kai Sat. >> Okay. and his team. And um it's just a. really crazy opportunity that that could. change your life and change mine. And. you learn about you it's a literal. school. It's in it was in Arkansas this. year and you learned like different. tactics on how to grow, how to get. better equipment, how to learn about. like how to deal with the stress. There. was all different class like Lizo was a.
teacher, adapt, Lwig, like there was all. these cool teachers that are big content. creators and then you're surrounded by. like 120 creators. So, you're in a. cafeteria, for example, with all. streamers eating lunch and everyone's. live streaming. >> Oh, it seems crazy, bro. It seems like a. bunch of people just trying to catch. each other saying the N word is what it. seems like. >> It's like all clip farming. But anyway, like I wasn't going to reply, Theo. Like. I I I filmed the shitty video cuz I. didn't care. And my boy Jacob, my. editor, my one of my best friends, was.
like, "You got to apply and you got to. try." So, I filmed the video two days. before Father's Day, edited it, and then. we put it out, submitted it an hour. before. applications closed with my cameraman, my old cameraman, right? I fired him, >> and I saw that. >> I fired him at Scream University. I. don't want to get I don't want to get. dirt on him. But anyway, >> we're not going to get in. >> Um, >> we got in. >> You send the audition video in. How How. long is the audition video?
>> How long was it? Yeah. >> A minute. >> Let's Let's watch it right now. We'll. watch it right here. >> I'm streaming. >> I'm streaming. >> [ __ ] I got to go. I got to go. >> I got a fish. I GOT TO GET A BUCKET. IT'S GOING CLUB. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] me. Jarvis, take me to the best. food spot on the island. >> Yes, Mr. Shock. Would you like me to. invite Sophie? >> Negative. Let Dad know. I'm on the way. >> Hey, Dad. I'm J-Shock and if I'm.
accepted, you know I'm bringing pizza. Here's a few reasons why I should be. accepted. Number one, I quit my job to do social. media full-time and since then, I grown. my page to over 2 million followers, and. I'm not stopping. Oh, good. Number two, I never give up. Growing up, I went through a lot. medically, physically, emotionally, and. a lot of people told me I was never. going to be able to do what I wanted to. do, and that's create content. You're. too small. You don't have the right. look. WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M DOING IT. RIGHT NOW. FOR SOME A COUPLE years ago, I had to get corrective jaw surgery.
They had to break my top and bottom jaw. to realign it so I could get new teeth. I was doing food reviews with no teeth. I WAS GUMMING IT DOWN. >> [ __ ]. >> After all that, I'm still mucking. And. I'm going to teach you guys how to muck. >> That sauce is crazy. And number three. >> Just like these slices, I offer variety. I do food reviews, daily gaming streams, and I've helped dozens of businesses. across the country. [laughter] Sometimes. there's a line out the door. Thanks to. you, Shock Squad. And oh yeah, that beat. you heard throughout the whole video. I.
made that too. >> Shock squad, >> right? And lastly, I want to bring food. and streaming together like no one ever. has. I'm ready to shock the world. Are. you out? >> She's banging, right? >> Dude, that's so perfect, bro. What a. great video you made. >> And so what what what advice would you. give to people who want to make a video. to sub submit for streamer? >> Um, have a good hook. The first two to. three seconds. Got to be very engaging. Got to be something different. Got to be. something a little bit like.
relatable, a little bit sus, like. something that like sticks out. And then. you got to have a good like pacing. So. like the flow of the video. Like maybe. like you doze up for like a little. second, but like I engaged with you that. whole video. I kept your attention. That's what's so important about content. is you got to remain retention. That's. why when you're scrolling, these apps. got to keep you on your platform. But. when the longer you look at a video, the. more the the Instagram or Tik Tok will. push that video in the algorithm because. they they like to see eyes being on.
something for longer, you know? So, just, you know, and be yourself. Have. fun with it. >> What do you want people to take away. from your content? >> Just to be weird, you know, just have. fun. Be yourself. Shock the world, you. know, and and just do what you love. Cuz. I feel like everyone is unique and. everyone's like, "Oh, you look. different. You're different." You know, "Why don't you look like me? Why don't. you have facial hair? Why are you so. small?" I'm like, "Cuz I'm unique.". Everyone has a cool story to tell and.
you should monetize your life. You know, cuz me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth can be different than. you. You know, me putting my shoes on, some people can put a shoe on to no foot. at all. Like me wearing different. clothes than you in the morning. like. everyone has some kind of uniqueness to. them, you know? I like to say like let. [clears throat]. I have a quote here. It's my yearbook. quote for for streamer university. >> Yeah, let's check it out. >> And I said for the yearbook I said um.
Okay, ready? Don't let your disability define you. Use it as your ability to achieve. greatness and shock the world. >> Amen, bro. >> Okay, that's real talk. Like I never let. my disabilities get into my head, define. me. I use them to my ability to achieve. greatness. >> Yeah. Yeah, man. Cuz we're all we have, you. know, or our experiences are what we. have, you know? They're the ingredients. that make us, you know, >> and that video, you know, getting. accepted at 1:30 a.m. I was streaming.
and he called my name. Like, my reaction. is insane. >> How uh So, what was that? You're just. watching the the the announcements. And. how many does he choose? >> 121. Out of how many? >> Out of seven million. Isn't that crazy? >> Crazy. >> It changed my life. I wouldn't be here. talking to someone as amazing as you if. it wasn't for this opportunity by Kai. >> Sure. >> I mean, it's crazy. And while I was. there, I was making so many viral. moments. I was cuz people knew me, but. they didn't. They're like, "Oh, this is. what he does. This is the real side of.
him." Cuz it was 247 live stream. And if. you really think about it, remember when. I was telling you when I was in the. hospital and I thought people were. watching me live stream, recording me? And now they were. >> full circle. >> I know. >> it happened. >> So bizarre. >> But this time it happened for real. >> Let's go. >> I I mean I think they could make a movie. out of my life cuz it's so it's crazy. >> Who would play you? Who would play you. in the movie? You think. >> I want to play myself? >> What if they won't allow it? >> Who do you think could play me? Nobody looks like me.
>> Freddy Prince Jr. maybe. >> Who's that? >> I got to see a picture. >> He might be too older now. Let me think. Uh. >> DJ Khaled, >> maybe one of DJ Khaled's kids. Um Peter Manfredo Jr. Maybe. he was a boxer. >> I don't even know. Nobody really looks. like me, you know. >> Yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah, you're. unique. >> So, it would be hard. >> Yeah, I'm trying to think. But you have. to have a kid. It have to be a child or.
one of those people. Yeah, because you'd. have to play, you know, they have to. play you starting young. >> I don't know. Maybe. I'm trying to think. who else. Uh, who could play you, man? >> Post Malone. >> Yeah, Postal. >> He's got tattoos. >> What about United States Postal Malone? >> Get like a post office worker. >> Yeah, to eat. Yeah, [laughter] that'd be. >> You can play me, >> dude. I It' be I'd be honored. >> Just shave your head. >> Yeah, I'd shave my head. Shave my nuts. [laughter].
[ __ ] get it. >> The jungle down there. >> I mean, it's out of jungle. But I'll say. this. There's been a little bit of Oh, there's been a little reforestation. probably. Yeah, I think there probably. We probably need signs to know where the. trails are. That's all I'm saying. [laughter]. >> Um. >> Oh, man. >> Oh, how how long does the streamer you. last? The actual university? >> Five days. I think. >> it's five days. And you guys are all put. up on this campus wherever you are. And. do you actually graduate? >> Um I wasn't really a graduation. ceremony. No, half the people didn't go.
to classes. >> Oh, really? >> No, I went to every class. It was cuz I. wanted to learn. But like there was like. an award ceremony. I didn't win. Um and there was like all. these different activities and clubs. Like it was it was like a real school. It was crazy. >> Yeah. >> It was really cool. >> That's so cool. >> You know, and the fact that people like. live streaming 24/7. People watch me sleep at night. >> Yeah. And those people should be. investigated. >> Yeah. >> You know, watching somebody else sleep. >> I imagine I started like cranking it. Oh.
yeah. >> Would have been terrible. >> if you were somebody who like who sleep. like. >> or sleepwalk or sleep eat. >> or sleep jerk. >> or sleep like with another girl like. that would have been like I would have. forgot to turn the camera off. >> or sleep fat. Sleep jerk. Sleep f. [laughter] If you just somebody's. masturbating in their sleep. People do. that all the time. My uncle used to jerk. off in his sleep and they had to tie. jingle bells on his wrist. You'd hear. him. [laughter]. >> So you'd hear him when he was doing it. [gasps]. >> I don't I don't do any of that [ __ ]. bro. I just work out.
>> It's heartbreaking. Well, if you do, I. got a set of belts you can wear. If you. do, just you know what I'm saying? You. >> unbelievable. >> You got to take care. You know what I'm. saying? You just got to let people. around you know what's going on, I. think. >> But that's just who I am. Do you feel. pressure now? I know you do, um, >> you do mukbangs. I want to talk to you. about that in just a second. You do. mucking, right? You do content. I know. you make music. Oh, yeah. Um, you're a. song coming out, too. >> You do? >> Next week. >> You got a new song coming out next week? >> You want to hear it? >> Yeah. Do you have it here? >> I have it.
So, I'm I produced the beat. My. engineer, Sand of Sands of Mind, he. helped me engineer it and then I did the. vocals. >> Okay. >> It's really good. >> What's it called? >> Just let it go. >> Oh, >> be honest. >> All right. >> Maybe I [music] could get you to But I. know you won't want to leave.
The thought of me [music and singing] in. your bed, the thought of me in your head. is all you ever need. Yeah. Yeah. Baby, let it go. [singing]. Let it all go for the show. Yeah. Yeah. Let it go, baby. [music]. Don't worry. >> Can't do [music] this. Sh. it. Let it go. You're not alive. [music]. Oh, no, no, no. Just let it go. Let it.
go. You're not alone. No, no, no, no. [music]. Hey, >> you like it? >> Yeah, bro. I've had dreams. of me and you, >> bro.
>> This is you. And who else? Anybody else? Play the beginning again, [music]. >> bro. Good. Let's go. >> Let me let me play you one more. >> Okay. >> One more real quick cuz I want I want to. see what you like better. No problem, >> dude. And thanks for just be be saying. like, do you like this? I like it.
>> I want you to tell me which one you like. better. >> Okay. Every day I say [music]. and every night. I look at you.
right in your eyes [music]. and I said I do. baby tonight. [music]. Yeah, that's some Roffus horns back. there, bro. [music]. >> What do you think it sounds like? Like. what artist? [music]. >> Meek Mill.
>> Little young boy. >> Yeah, maybe. Yeah. >> Now people say like juice. I sound like. real. [music]. >> Really? >> Sketch said that. [music]. >> Those horns in the back, bro. That. reminds me a little bit of Rufus. Pull. it down.
>> I like I like the first one better. >> Thank you. >> But is it really okay if I told you. that? Yeah. >> I don't care. I like both of them. I. like. >> Will you ask me? I Yeah, I like both of. them. >> Thank you, sir. But the first one I feel. like hit me better. >> Yeah. It feels like a summer vibe, right? >> Yeah. And this one I do like that you. have more vocals in it. >> Yeah. >> So I get to hear you more. So that those. are the two things. I like the first one. better overall for me. And the second. one I like the fact that I get to hear. you more in. >> I'll send you the the link when it. drops. >> Yeah, bro. Will you. >> bump it in the car? >> Yeah, dude. I'll [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll put. it on my hearing aids. >> Put it on. [laughter]. >> You know what I'm saying? Dude, bro, are.
you [ __ ]. >> Put headphones on a parent. >> This this this this. and then tap the wrist. You gotta wear a. watch. >> I gotta get one. >> Clock. Um, you you you do you do. mukbangs, too. There's something about. And for mukbanging people don't know. what it is, it's eating food. >> We didn't even eat the food. >> It's enjoying food. >> I brought food. We didn't eat it. Do a. mukbang. >> I'll have to find one to do with you in. LA then. >> I'm down. >> Okay. >> I know. I I want to do something to be a.
part of what you're doing. Um, I just. don't know if I have time today cuz I. have to leave at 400 p.m. >> What's your favorite food to do a to eat. do a mukbang on it? >> Let me think about that. >> Let me think about that. Um, but I know. you do mukbangs, which is eating stuff. There's something about the way you eat, bro. It's just damn Some of it's just so. romantic, bro. Like some. >> What is it? >> But God, you finish on a bite sometimes. and it's just like Oh, >> the way you kind of like it's like. watching the notebook. I feel like like.
some of it is just. >> I feel like I'm watching like some like. scenes from Twilight or something. Like. sometimes the way you finish on. >> Go to that go to that fruit one above. this. There's a fruit one. It's hidden. Yeah, that one. Look at these. These are. fruits. >> Oh, >> and I'm really I'm really devouring. that. >> Oh, that's damn. >> mucking on it. >> Oh, that'll make you Oh, yeah. You could. sell some of this. >> so good. >> footage to some CEOs over there in. Washington DC. I tell you,
>> now that I have teeth, I can really. enjoy the food. >> Oh, how different is it? >> It's cuz a whole different thing cuz. your pallet is right here. >> When you're eating, I used to have to. chew everything in the back, but now. it's coming right here. >> What What What would you say to. somebody? So, you're doing streaming, you're doing mucking, you're doing a lot. of stuff, right? Do you feel a lot of. pressure? Like I heard you say earlier. like I, you know, we talking about a. story you had to get a video up, but. it's like do you feel a lot of pressure. to do everything? Do you find that. something works best for you? And how do.
you how are you going to navigate this? How and how are you navigating this. space that you're in right now? Because. it's a little bit different. >> now. It's different because I'm. streaming more and it's like people are. looking for that stream. People are. always like, "When is he dropping a new. mucking video? When is he going live?". So, it's like you have to have good time. management, which is something I kind of. struggle with. Like I don't have a good. morning routine cuz I go to bed at like. 4:00 or 5 cuz I'm doing this and wake up. at like, you know, 10, 11. >> Do you have a body pillow or anything. like that? >> A body? What do you mean? >> I'm just trying to think of something.
that could help you sleep at night. >> I don't know. Punch me in the face. Knock me out. >> That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. I. mean, maybe I mean, yeah, I was going to. think I could maybe get you a body. pillow or [ __ ] like a just an Italian. >> something like that. Yeah, >> like an Italian bassinet or something. >> You need a good team, you know? I have. my boy Danny. me and my boy Jacob. We're. like edit together, have someone get you. on a schedule. And that's something that. the best thing that came out of Streamer. was learning more about myself and my. ego and other people's egos and how to.
react about certain situations. >> And it taught me like the right road. obedience like like how to like learn. about your like how to control yourself, you know. Oh, so you talking about. >> how to tolerate yourself? >> How to tolerate yourself? >> Like how to how to manage how you could. feel, how you could um um track what. you're doing and just just go out. through life and be good, you know? So. basically what what what I learned is. like I have to be able to make content,
stream, and also be happy at the same. time. That's the hardest thing is you. can't ever really find happiness, but. you could try to find peace. Cuz if you. if you if you're happy, there's also. sadness. But when you're at peace, you're even with everything. >> You know, that's what I want to find. eventually. Peace. But through all of. this, um, I want to I want to get so big. that I could have like a inspiration. medically on people. Like I want to I.
want to be able to send out a tweet. like, "Hey, are there any good doctors. out there that could help [gasps] give. kids better eyesight or better hearing?". And I want to bring them all together. and come up with cures for that. Like I. want to have that because an influencer. has an influence like you could have an. influence, but a lot of influencers talk. about like cars and money and [ __ ] like. that. I want to have an influence. medically on people and help save lives. and help come up with cures and. medicines and really expand on that. cuz. I struggled seeing and hearing my whole.
life and kids deal with the same thing. So, let's let's try to do that. Let's. get to that point. >> Well, look, man. I see you. I hear you. And I also want you to like, you know, just from outsiders perspective, you. don't have to do a ton, bro, to make us. love you. You know what I'm saying? Like, just keep being you. I don't think. you don't if there's a day where you're. like, I don't know if I'm going to get a. video up or like a week or something. like I'm not saying you do, but don't. >> I don't I I don't. >> don't feel too much pressure, bro. I've. developed like anxiety and depression. like that and I try to like ignore it. but it's there. >> Yeah.
>> But I think I have never been so happy. It's not even about the money or like. the new opportunities. It's about the. satisfaction of I worked my freaking ass. off and I finally did it. I finally I. manifested this [ __ ]. >> I became obsessed with the process, not. the result. >> Becoming obsessed with the process is. manifestation. manifestation becoming. obsessed with the result is being. greedy. >> You know, you got to be obsessed with. the process, the little moments, the.
little things that happened, how you got. here. It's fun. Enjoy the journey. My. boy Clips said, "Enjoy the little. moments, you know.". >> Yeah. And that's what the clips are, which is interesting, you know. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> Jshock, dude, thanks so much, bro, for. coming and hanging out. Here's what I'll. do is if we even if we can't get to do a. mukbang, I know because I I just I have. to be at this flight at 4 p.m. >> Yeah. >> But uh I'll come and stream with you or. something. >> Whatever you feel comfortable with. Like. I like to hang out people off camera.
Like if you want to. >> Well, we can do that for sure. I'm going. to get your information. But I'm just. saying I want to I want to do something. with you, too. I appreciate you coming, bro. This has been like um. >> We could do it in the car. >> We could uh Jay, we could stream uh in. the car. Well, we could do the mukbang. in the car and then stream like around. wherever you want. >> Well, I would love to at least get to. stream. I have to look in a mukbang and. I've just never done it. >> We could do a live mukbang in the car. and record it at the same time. >> Okay. >> Of your favorite food. >> Okay, let me think about what that is. Um, but yeah, man. I want to get to come. and stream with you and do something.
good, you know? Yeah, dude. Just thank. you so much, Jhock. I appreciate you for. having me. You bet, man. >> You have no idea. >> Of course. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> You're an amazing person. like I look up. to people like you and you have a very. good impact on people's lives and you. are like a mentor to me so I appreciate. you having me. >> Well, thanks bro. I think you're you're. like a young mentor to me. So, how about. that? >> I am. I'm I'm a parent to you. >> Yeah, it's a clock. [laughter].
>> Blessings. Yeah, that's perfect. >> Now I'm just floating on the breeze and. I feel I'm falling like these [music]. leaves. I must be corner stone. Oh, but when I [music] reach that. ground, I'll share this [singing] piece. of mind I found. I can feel it in my. [music and singing] bones. But it's going to take.
