Josh Wolf | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #323

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[Applause]. you know what's crazy is that like when. you go on tours like that. you know you you don't think you're any. different. from the first day to the last but like. when you get off the road for a week. you're like oh. sh shh who was that dude at the end of. that you know what i mean. like you slowly morph into beth always.

tells me she's like i. i don't really like you after those long. she's like you're a different person. because. you're used to doing everything that you. want. at the whim when you want to do it. you're living on your time with your. vibe. yeah and you come home and you [ __ ] it. up you get like you got responsibility. but like also. there's other people in your world now. yeah who expect things from you but. you are so used to on the road. everything you want to do when you want. to do it is when it happens.

yeah i think you know be yeah i think. being on the road honestly this realize. is probably the most. organized time of my life. like i am unor i'm almost grateful. sometimes that there's the road because. it's like. then i know a place i have to be i have. some. a little bit more responsibility you. know. there's no doubt this quarantine has. done a couple things for me. one it has highlighted. that i'm not as mentally.

i'm not emotionally in as good a shape. as i thought i was. dang because i've had more time. with my own brain do you know what i. mean it hasn't been like. the road had me on a schedule oh yeah. the road again it offers a lot of get. out of jail free cards it's like oh. shit's bad at the house. yeah i'll be in cedar rapids. you want to go to des moines this. weekend i do yeah. oh this relationship's falling apart oh. well i'm in buffalo thursday through. sunday.

it's true yeah but also like with more. time. to be introspective. i realized oh some of these things. because of my schedule's been so hectic. some of my some of my shortcomings i've. really covered up. really with yeah man yeah. one thing that this year has shown me. like because i will tell you. i'm at the same time mentally healthier. than i've ever been but also. unhealthier because i've i've really sat. with myself. so i've peeled back more layers which.

feels healthy but then i'm peeling [ __ ]. back and being like oh you're [ __ ] up. this onion's dirty yeah yeah this onion. needs to be. washed you know like this layer this. onion has tears in it. it looks like people been crying on this. onion yeah it. so but it's been it's been interesting. man you know it's been interesting. the one thing i've discovered the most. dude is that a lot of times. the happier i appear.

it's a it's me covering up for something. oh damn because i'm a super happy. optimistic dude yeah you always seem. like the happiest dude. and so what i've looked at is sometimes. when i'm really doubting myself. or really struggling with something. personally. i'm extra happy now i'm i am an. optimistic dude and by nature. i i like lifting people up like i think. the more successful all of us are. the more the better it is for everybody. like all that [ __ ] but there's some.

times where i. put on that face when inside i'm like. the more i hate myself the happier i am. to other people really. it's what i've just found over. quarantine dude it's been. manners real damn that's interesting man. i'm trying to think about that as you. say it like i wonder if i. the more i hate myself the happier i am. to other people. it's my defense mechanism you know yeah. no. i didn't know that but you always seem. like you know you're always.

usually like really affable and you know. friendly guy. um what's your but like what's your like. when you are in a bad spot. so some people disappear they were they. remove themselves. from other people right that's their. defense like. i have a family member that like when. they disappear i'm like oh they're. something bad's happening yeah do you. know um but. it's the opposite for me i want to show. you how well i am so i'm. i'm in front of your face showing you.

how good i am do you know what i mean. yeah. that's interesting man i wonder what i. wonder what way i am i think. i don't know i i feel like i'll probably. be i'll get more down in the dumps. probably. you know or i'll get i definitely get. angry. like if things aren't going good i'll. get uh i've found recently in this past. year definitely. anger is something that i've had to deal. with more than ever do you do you find. yourself. like can you when you get really mad at. like inanimate objects or the gps you're. like oh yeah the things.

like when you're screaming in your car. at the gps oh yeah. when a [ __ ] is gonna it's just like the. laundry room door. yeah yeah yeah yeah all right. [ __ ] i'll say things like that. to it. like it's been building up his plan. against me and it just got finally edged. me again. finally you guys are about you and the. door gonna have it out once and for all. i can kind of understand that video. where the guy just throws that screen. out into his yard you know. when they have that video can you find. that sean also that one that you know. one of my favorites is that dude that.

the door dash or the grub up dude who. goes walking up the steps and he slips. with all of his food that he was. delivering and then he just picks up the. cup and throws it at the house. just for you. it's already empty but he's just he. wants one last he's got one last hurrah. yeah. he wants to get it that's it right there. so i'm going to click on that. yeah this yeah this is this is one of my. favorites yeah. he's been working all day because also.

we this kid looking at him oh dad's a. hero. and he's like this i can't even get back. in. it's hot out there what's he thinking. right now. okay i'm gonna she wants me to fix this. [ __ ] he's. he's doing his best to keep it under. control right now. hey praise god baby let me tell you my. favorite part about that yeah.

i like seeing angry dude lift [ __ ] above. his head before he breaks it. you know. that that is an angry movement right. there such a caveman move. yeah and and you know what like he. really wanted to i'm sure when he looks. back at this video he's not going to. like the way he looked. i'm sure he wanted to look smoother yeah. when he was wrecking it. or when he was throwing it off the you. know none of it looked great. you know no it'll make him probably i. bet i would i wonder where that guy is. now like did he get in a crossfit did he. get into yoga.

did he get into did he start a screen. nowadays you could take a viral video. and literally start a screen door. throwing. competition yeah or maybe the screen. maybe that child is so embarrassed of. his father he's like i'm gonna work out. for the rest of my life maybe. maybe maybe that kid looks at that video. a couple times and like look at this. he couldn't even smush a screen door. this homer said. but the you know what that screen door. the only thing more frustrating to me.

besides not being able to put it up. is you know the when you had the. headphones that had the wire. and you would knock the you would knock. it and pull the earbuds out of your ear. nothing made me want to strangle another. human more especially at the gym. yeah when you're working out you just. knock it and both of them fall out of. your ears you're like. because at the gym i don't like i don't. know about you i need to find. uh motivation so i'll pick. one person to hate at the gym.

i'll pick out their shorts like i. [ __ ] hate those shorts [ __ ] allen. yeah like alan like alan's wearing asics. [ __ ] allen you know and i'll just stare. down the whole time i've had a guy walk. up to me like. do we have a problem i'm like nah i'm. sorry i just i had to i picked somebody. to hate. yeah when i left it's interesting to. really have like a um like an adversary. i guess like a motivation like like why. why is he wearing jeans. and a wife beater and and you know that. like like it's an outfit like he's. wearing acid wash jeans.

and boots and a wife beater at the gym. and he's doing pull-ups and you're like. that's a lot. i [ __ ] hate that yeah i think i'm. trying to think. if i'm at the gym man i think i used to. feel more competitive at the gym now i'm. just like. i'm just happy to be in the gym like um. yeah i don't do as much weights these. right now so i'm just doing more yoga. and stuff but i guess i feel like. when i'm in there um i try to look at. the chicks but a lot of chicks now. that everybody wears headphones now so. you can't talk to any chicks.

uh so then also if you get recognized. it's always by dude so it's like. you end up having to talk to a bunch of. dudes the whole time you know which is. great. yeah but it's not chicks no no no and. you know like i don't want. i hate it when people stand around and. they'll watch you do your set. waiting to talk to you you're like oh. man i'm having a hard time working out. with you just staring at me bruh you. know what i mean like. yeah can maybe we can meet up the worst. is the is the. i didn't want to bother you like they.

walk you follow you in the locker room i. didn't want to bother you during your. workout. so you thought dick in hand was it. better yeah this is a good time yeah. yeah. this is a better time to jump in i sat. next to me at a restaurant the other day. and sat right and he talked he tried. nine different ways to talk to me man. and finally i said hey man i'm just. trying to watch some bass i'm just. trying to watch a basketball and chat. with my friend i had to just. it was just too much man he was just. pouring out his life story it was just. really sad and like. i get it sometimes but this dude was. also pretty wasted i think.

so that makes it tougher i i am not one. of those dudes that like. i think you talking to me comes with the. job. i think like if you see me out. especially us it's different man i think. if you're tom cruise right tom cruise on. a big screen. so the difference between seeing tom. cruise he's a movie star you leave your. house. to go into a dark room so if you see tom. cruise at the airport you're like. there's tom cruise but you're not gonna. go up and talk to him. because he doesn't play tom cruise he. plays all those different roles you're. theovan. yeah you talk about your personal [ __ ].

so they feel like they know like you're. oh right do you know what i mean they. have an attachment to you that they. don't have to tom cruise. right so i get it when people come up at. the bar or come up because they already. feel like oh i know that dude oh yeah. you know what i mean i totally get it. yeah podcast. podcast listeners and podcasters and. everybody there's definitely more of. like a. family sense kind of i think it's a. relationship. the thing is this guy that i ran into i. don't think he knew me. i think he was just a drunk guy you. could literally see that he went from.

person to person and people just kept. sending him away. he's like everybody i know died in a car. accident. and i'm like oh and you were like how'd. you get out like. i bet they just told you that bro i bet. they were living. happily in utah you tried their numbers. because i think they still work yeah. i had a dude tell me once he um. had a couple missing teeth and he goes i. lost my teeth because my daddy ran over. me with a tractor when i was six and i. was like. what and basically i was like well i'm.

gonna have to. this is a story i do need to hear you. know i'm so glad but like. one of the things that i do love also is. i. really love weird [ __ ] and the people. who follow me know. the one thing i do love is people share. their weird stories and their weird. pictures and their weird videos with me. that is something i can't get enough of. i just looked yo i just looked at a. bunch this morning that people sent to. me. i wake up every morning like oh my god. is any of it on your story or anything. uh i just posted one on my uh.

facebook page about this dude and i have. to post the follow-up videos. this dude he had a growth in his earlobe. oh. and um i just genetic thing usually well. no this was a. it was like a seed like that something. they planted in his ear it looked man it. looked like like there was going to be a. palm tree. like it looked like well you know if you. bury some seed under your skin it will. actually sprout isn't that crazy. what here go down a little down down. further further further further further. further further further.

there's more keep going further further. keep going. oh sorry maybe one more that's jacob. wolfe maybe one more. oh i don't know how far down that was. the guy who posts on my page apparently. maybe he posted it look at that damn is. that you yeah what do you think about. that dude. that's my first headshot ever first. headshot. ever wow what do you think about that. one man. as long as we got each other yeah dude i.

mean i'm sorry. why didn't i get it that's an 80s sitcom. like that's kirk cameron. when was that do you think i can tell. you exactly when that was dude that is. 1993. there we go um oh it's 1993. the guy who took that picture theo so i. went up. this was a gay man oh yeah it always is. look i'll tell you this and this is a. like get wanting photos in los angeles. is a gateway drug to homosexuality man.

it's basically yeah it dude this but. this dude was like hey. you know i came into his house and we. took a couple pictures and what does his. name start with. oh do you remember 93 well. i'm sure there's only i feel like it's. the same guy it's so long ago. okay i don't remember i would have to. look but i know that he was like hey i. have some. he was wearing a robe when i showed up. oh damn and um i'd always heard the. broad stories. and i'm gonna tell you part of me was.

like man how come i've never been robed. before like what's wrong with me. like oh yeah i think that a lot i've. never had a stalker like i've never had. a female stalker like. it's like okay damn yeah all right i've. had one. her she goes by the name sandy wang um. she has a website out about me no way. yeah i think it's sandy wang.net. and um but i i can show you i have about. five. thou there it is yeah that's her this is. her artwork okay so this is how i got.

put into this ready for this good art. so i'm out at a dog park in l.a dude. it's not that good and this woman was. walking her chihuahua and i had my dog. at the time. and she said can we take a little walk. around i had met her a couple times and. she seemed normal. and i was walking with a buddy of mine. and what kind of lady white lady black. middle asian woman and um. we take one lap around the park and she. said uh. you know the twin towers exploded. because the government found a video of. me masturbating in my living room and i.

was like. oh now my friend was like hey i'm out. yeah but i'm like i'm in yeah yeah yeah. so she said she said will you. go to my website here and look at my art. i'm like yeah let's see how. she also has a website basically. dedicated to. a conspiracy theory about me dang and um. so she ended up going to jail dude. did you press charges she wrote me from.

jail. and she said and the letter was super. like. well written and was she attractive was. she yes. okay okay okay and so she got arrested. because she said. mercedes-benz set her up she was walking. by mercedes and i guess if you buy a. mercedes. they start the car and they leave it out. front for you so you can just. get it right so she was like well why. would they have started a car and left. it out front if it wasn't for me. so she just took a car so she just got. in and drove away. and so when she got arrested she was.

like the you know the system is against. me. and it's a it's an asian you know it's. an asian thing. and the police were like you actually. stole stole a car. so she wrote me from jail asking for ten. thousand no way. the the and what happened you hooked up. with her no. dude she this is like oh wow. this is her website yes yeah. uh so here's the emails this is the. second email i will probably not be. sending anymore anyone who says that.

will definitely be something oh my god. lord dude so. look at that look at the subject oh this. 3r sphincter [ __ ] rectum [ __ ] oh. come on this is too much man. really sorry what's happening in your. life but you've got to stop sending. these to me. thanks josh oh you emailed her back i. was just trying to to get out gracefully. because she was sending. the weirdest dude if i sent if i showed. you the. 5 000 emails she sent me wow do you ever. see now were there images in the emails. too sometimes or no. one email was just a picture of the. house across the street from my house.

oh wow i sent about 500 of these emails. to i had a friend of mine who was in the. secret service. and i sent it to him and i go am i gonna. die and he sent me back he goes no he. said she's. crazy but she's like crazy like russell. crowe beautiful mind crazy yeah. he said but none of this tells tells me. she's. um thinking about doing something. dangerous but it was crazy man this is. all. right this is all crazy writings. so was she do you in the end do you.

think she was manic having like a manic. episode i had an acting class with a. girl who was having a manic episode for. like. six months on facebook and she would. post things about brad pitt. um she would post like. all kinds of crazy stories like that she. was involved in like. celebrities lives and stuff um and it. was pretty fascinating to read. but it was also really really scary you. know yeah. and then i think people that tried to. reach her like she would like. lash out at them in some of her posts. you know like my dad called me today and.

it was just intense man i don't know. what you do if somebody's really sick. like that. i i don't know i can tell when she's on. her meds and not on her meds. if when she's not on her meds i get 10. to 15 emails a day. but they'll but i'll go three months. without getting any dude one day at my. house. on my home phone now we've always had a. home phone just because beth is like. just in case we need a home phone. but nobody has that number you know so i. get a phone call. my family has it i get a phone call and.

i'm like hello and it's wang. it's worse than wang i go hello and they. said josh wolf i go yeah speaking. and they said this is i forget what his. name this is so-and-so so-and-so. the head of tom cruise's security and i. thought it was my brother and i just. said hey dan. [ __ ] you and i hung up two seconds later. same number. and i go dan we gonna do this like tom. cruise's security this is what you're. going for. hung up call back don't hang up i need. to ask you about sandy wang. now i know my brother doesn't know about. sandy wang and i know there are only two.

people in my life who do know. me and beth oh and jacob because i. needed to be like hey if you see a short. little asian woman around the house. yeah get the [ __ ] out even though he'd. probably try to smash. jacob dude that dude is definitely. yeah he's about some [ __ ] i mean. listen he's at that age. he's at that age where he is still. willing here's exactly how it is. he is still willing to [ __ ] someone that. is extremely dangerous. yo we've all been that how old are you. i'm i would [ __ ] a stalker that's how.

old i am. that is a 100 right that is an age you. know what. that's like i've always said you know in. high school. somebody would ask me we talk about deal. breakers and we got down to high school. i'm like i don't know if i had a. deal breaker in high school yeah like i. had a woman. a girl literally throw up on me. in when i was a junior in high school. but i was. thinking i was gonna have sex for the. first time oh yeah so i just told her. straight up. not i'll shower it off like not a deal.

breaker for me damn but. she she was like are you kidding and i. said. no like damn yeah yeah yeah that's but. that's young. you don't know you think she's going. that way too you're like oh no. yeah let's get sexy let's get back in. there let's get back in the shower. yeah i think i've had let me think i've. had. let me think if there was deal breakers. oh wet mouth i dated this girl for a. little bit and her mouth was always real. wet. and like the lips yeah lips and a little. bit like a probably.

two maybe half a centimeter outside of. the lips. and so it was like beautiful girl too. and so it was like oh this is really. cool but then it started to be like uh. oh and then she had like sign up kind of. a she smelled like a little her breath. had like a unique. smell that got worse as the night went. on progressively bad breath. yeah i was like progressively bad and. then i think you had to put her to sleep. to [ __ ] get it back to zero you know. and then. you know so you wanted to take her to. brunch it was that kind of girl you know.

it was like let's [ __ ] brunch and. hunch you feel me you know what i'm. saying. that netflix and chill yo there was a. girl that i picked up when i was. in pro in high school i was at my. friend's house. um he had his he was his family had a. little bit of money and they had a house. on cape cod in the summer oh yeah that's. rich bro. yeah we we definitely did not have that. kind of dough and um. but we picked it dude i never even had. cod until i was [ __ ] probably 23. you wore a cape though i did wear it. yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right.

that's a good place you didn't wear a. cape so even even. this girl we were 17 we met her at the. beach. her breath was so bad when my buddy. brought. he was like we're gonna go back to my. house i was like what am i gonna do with. this girl's. breath he was like when we get back home. like just give her some food so i tried. to. i tried to convince this girl feed down. the breath yeah i tried to convince her. that we should both eat a teaspoon of. peanut butter. oh yeah i was like how about some peanut. butter and she was like what. she wanted doritos i'm like no no not.

with that. not what's coming out of that mouth i. mean adding fuel to the fire yeah. no but a spoonful of peanut butter i. thought that's a good idea yeah it's. it's like. because breath you have to get something. to like well i'm okay with if somebody's. breath. is a little bad like if it's dehydration. breath like some things you kind of know. okay it's just this is a moment they're. going through. but the thing is if you get somebody and. you smell that it's internal. that they're rotting out or something or. they're you know they had a baby that. didn't hatch or so you know what i'm. saying you don't know what's going on.

sometimes and somebody. some of these issues are deep rooted you. know what i'm saying and you know some. dogs can smell cancer bring that up sean. that's true what can dogs smell what. diseases can dogs smell please. by the way did you hear that they're. yeah stuff had a variety of types. including skin cancer. breast cancer prostate cancer definitely. believe that. yep bladder cancer and lung cancer. dude if you smell enough ass like dog. does you will definitely.

two of those is a definite they for sure. know what a good ass smells like. dogs are famous for their sense of smell. this sense is so advanced they can smell. diseases or medical conditions. um they have about 220 million receptors. compared to 5 to 10 million in us that's. imagine being able to smell that good. imagine being able to smell maybe if the. neighbors are cooking would you rather. have that intense. sense of smell or sight.

i think sight because smell here's the. thing that would deter. smell i think it would start to like if. you got into like mating situations or. sexual situations it would really. i think for me it would inhibit me. because i would get real nervous it. would make you know it would be like. you know the less i can smell i feel. like for sex the better. you know now it also amazes me. that a dog can um. they can smell that good and still want.

to have sex that much. yeah it's almost just it's almost like. extraterrestrial really. yeah i think they are like high school. kids times 20 though. it's just pure animal instinct like yeah. you know i think all ass is good ass as. far as they're concerned i don't. i don't you know what i mean i don't. think have you ever seen a dog get to an. ass and be like oh god. yeah you know they're always like yeah. i'll take another sniff like this. there's no dog has ever been like ugh. that's not i can't do that. you know savage it's almost like they're.

on cocaine you know because i feel like. if you're on cocaine you'll definitely. you'll smell somebody's ass more than. once. um here's a disease right here. narcolepsy is a disorder that affects. the ability to control sleep wake cycles. dogs can smell that how do you smell. narcolepsy. two trained dogs detected 11 of 12. narcolepsy patients using. sweat samples dogs can detect a distinct. scent from the disorder wow. that is crazy to me that's fascinating i. wouldn't want the sense of smell.

mostly and here's our difference in ages. you're thinking sex. i'm thinking restaurants like there's. two i. i like my food right the less you know. about how [ __ ] goes down in a restaurant. because i've worked in a lot of. restaurants yeah do you know what i mean. yeah. you don't want to know what's happening. back there no you you just it's two. different teams. yeah yeah yeah restaurant is two. different teams yeah. yeah yeah it's the it's the bucks and. it's the chiefs. yeah you and you don't by the way and.

the chiefs are doing their best man they. got a mixed guy back there they're doing. what they can they got a couple brothers. you know what i'm saying. you know what they're doing what they. can but. the bucks man the bucks are showing up. to eat. i'm saying and you know what else for me. like. i don't want to know how it got made. i don't want to know like don't don't. break don't. lift the don't open the curtain for me. don't show me that fourth wall nah just. make sure when it comes out. the plate looks clean yeah and the food.

looks right. yeah because don't be like oh sorry he. dropped a burger on the ground we have. to make another one don't tell me that. yeah just actually pick up that burger. yeah and wipe that [ __ ]. because i'm not gonna know but now i'm. gonna think. every burger has been dropped on the. floor yeah they drop everything you know. what i mean like. just wipe it off we we you worked at. restaurants i'm sure you worked directly. i worked at a man. uh oh yeah and gross [ __ ] happens in the. kitchens. it's just it's like yeah i mean it's all.

it's literally they're doing their best. to get food. out there yeah that's all they're doing. they're not nobody's a chef back there. in. 95 or 70 places i love it i love it when. they're like when you ask a waiter and. you're like let me ask the chef i'm like. is there a chef back there yeah this is. again we're a cracker barrel brother. there's no [ __ ] let me ask the chef. yeah are you calling a chef because he's. wearing a hat because that you know what. i mean like i make eggs at my house too. you know dude i remember i used to work.

i worked for this famous restaurant tour. this guy sam fox and this is when he. first started. restauranting and i want to say he was. just. managing at this restaurant and i worked. there and some guy that's got a little. scotty he uh. he looked like the um. chef from the muppets can you bring that. fella up sean i love that dude. and uh sean sometimes a little slow he's. also a tennessee volunteers fan so that. all checks out.

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they called them. and uh he had a chef's hat that was a. foot and a half tall dude to make him. [ __ ] whatever 5 11. and dude these. federales these like food federalies. rolled in one day kicked open the back. door and they busted him for. uh slanging illegal shrimp he had. illegal. illegal shrimp what does that mean u12. shrimp you look up u12 shrimp. what u12 shrimp yeah see what it says. jumbo shrimp u12 let's get an image of. those bad boys if we can i.

i i don't even know that shrimp had. names oh yeah shrimp come in different. uh. colossal u12 white. so he was saying he had these but he. didn't caught shrimp 17. a pound he did he bought him illegally. early galley he went. black market black market shrimp dude. and they came in. bust and they put him on his knees at. that point on his knees he's two four. yeah. and they kicked his head off dude and. everybody was bro. when he lost his hat that's when he lost.

his everything oh yeah. uh-huh did all the illegal receipts from. the shrimp come out from under his head. that's what he was keeping him yo. yeah this is the shrimp chart right here. so you got small. that's those 5160s but wait now. you got medium that's 4150s 3640s but. who's. selling u12s that aren't u12s you know. what i'm saying like who's saying hey i. got that u12. somebody man this is tucson arizona so. people rolling around with [ __ ] hot.

shrimp and that's the thing. you got to sell them fast dude you know. what i'm saying you got to sell them for. the ice melts. it's that ticking time bomb of uh you. know it's that pop quiz hot shot of of. seafood. have you ever had uh food poisoning from. uh from seafood. i mean growing up in louisiana you had. bad fish oh right now. we had pretty good fish i think in our. area man i think a lot of the chinese. came through recently. or the viets came through and gave us uh.

we look up uh vietnamese catfish takes. over america we look over that. you mean a different why are they eating. all of the. no this was. uh in 2012 vietnamese catfish captured. around 20. of american frozen fish market whoa in. 2002 sorry in 2002 vietnamese catfish. captured 20 of american frozen food. market in 2012 this figure went up to 60. percent. most of the catfish you get if you go. somewhere it's not even american catfish.

man. wait so they they fly it over from. vietnam or. they grow the vietnamese catfish here uh. that's a good question let's go to. catfish dispute up there at the top that. seems like. because that sounds realistic entry to. the u.s market after years of conflicts. a relationship between the us and. vietnam was eventually brightened up. when the embargo by the u.s to vietnam. was lifted in 95. in december 2001 via signed a bilateral. trade agreement. um oh there it is imported from vietnam.

u.s catfish is generally raised in. mississippi arkansas louisiana. in ponds increasing number of catfish. imported from vietnam. i wonder why i mean it's not. you can grow you can spawn as many fish. as you need to in these ponds. is it that much cheaper to fly them over. from a different country. that's crazy so then when you think. about it must be so then when you think. about that. with the shipping costs that's what i'm. saying and to keep it cold you have to. keep it cold or keep it in water.

yeah that's what i'm saying like they so. and that goes back to. it's like when i when i used to eat. breakfast at places like shoni's. you know shoneys and yeah when they. would say steak and eggs for 3.99 i'm. like. leave the steak like steak by itself for. 3.99 i'm not eating but steak and other. [ __ ] for 3.99 you know what i mean like. but that's the thing like what so what. are they doing to that steak what are. they doing to that catfish. to make it so cheap yeah i can't even. they must be maybe it's uneducated i. mean i have no idea or you know maybe.

it's like getting raised in like just. like a damn little. fish kennel yeah that is so crazy my. sister has a bass in a freaking. my sister is pretty country they live. like within. you could uncle uncle who's that guy in. uncle reno who's that guy in. uh and what uh. uncle rico uncle rico could throw a. football from a cabela's to their house. right. oh yeah and uh oh yeah. and um they have a bass in a.

uh aquarium that can't turn around it's. like. come on yeah so it just does this the. whole day that's crazy. oh but it's been alive for like seven. years man but angry. i mean i'm sure it's not fired up yeah. yo that bass is the only bass that would. straight up attack like that has got to. be. the worst life take me to the future. maybe that's where they copyrighted yeah.

put me in the water. he's just pleading kill me. that is a tough way to go man it's a. crazy life. but the kids are healthy her two. daughters are doing fine so they just. you know. they don't change up the game man but. yeah so it's crazy a lot of it's called. whey fish i think are we fish let me see. what it says food labeling claims right. there. try or basa they started. so a lot of times it will say catfish on. the menu yeah.

and you're not getting catfish and i. could taste it man when i first. probably about five years ago i started. noticing even in new orleans man i would. just notice. this catfish is real thin it's just. really yeah it seems like it's probably. a gamer you know it's like yeah yeah. it just did it it wasn't that thick yeah. yeah yeah and that's when i realized. that oh it was viet man it wasn't even. american. american catfish yeah i wonder what the. cost what is the cost savings can you. look that up showing what the cost. savings but if they're smaller fish too.

because maybe that's it also maybe. you're getting a smaller fish. but still to to have them. sent on a [ __ ] boat has got to be so. damn expensive. the great catfish war rages on have you. ever done the. noodling i haven't done it we've had. that that young lady came on king in the. staying hannah. baron yeah the champion girl and what'd. she say what's the trick to that. she said just being tough really i think. i think the biggest thing is just.

getting used to them biting you you know. like. it's basically getting your hands stuck. in something really hard. it's just pressure right it's not teeth. is that right but they're not. they're not gonna cut you open so you're. not gonna slit your wrist or anything. but they're gonna. it's gonna be spooky you know that's the. thing like. how are you with like where are you with. risk and adrenaline junkie and all that. stuff like is it is. is noodling something that you're like. i'd like to try that i would do noodling. me too i agree with you on that i would.

do noodling but i won't skateboard. me neither not at this age yeah no. theo i hit the ground i slipped on the. ice two days ago when's the last time. you hit the ground hard. um young man oh i got body slammed. earlier today by a 65 year old as a jiu. jitsu how does that feel. it [ __ ] felt i felt like it dude i. was willing to be his grandson for a. second dude that's how weird it was man. it was intense. i mean you that jiu jitsu man it's. pretty hearty. yeah yeah pretty hard and you fell you.

fell on the ice. dude i slipped and when i was right in. front of my house. going down the hill so my dog took off. this is you guys are. it's steep out there yeah my dog took. off and i slipped so when i was in. midair he kept running so he just. pulled me and when i landed dude. i landed so hard that i was like all. right. i know adrenaline's with me but i'm hurt. damn so as soon as i hit the ground i. started calling for beth. yeah i was right out in front of our.

giant windows i could see her inside it. was like a scream movie you know when. someone gets killed. but the people inside can't hear him so. i'm screaming to beth. i can just see her but i i'm literally. and i'm trying to get on my feet but my. dog thinks i'm playing so every time i. get on my hands. he knocks my hands off [ __ ]. so he's knocking me down and uh i. had to crawl back up the hill because i. was wearing pumas. no traction i had to crawl and every. five feet i was crawling he would knock. me out oh it was.

terrible i got cut up i got cut up on my. hands. it was his name harry styles what's the. dog's name yeah indiana jones. oh indiana jones yeah harry that's a. better name though. indiana jones man this dog has straight. up. lost his mind since he moved here and. what kind of dog is it let's see a. picture of it he's half pit bull. half of um half pit bull half. american bulldog let's see this dog. right here. there's an upside down picture of him. right. there oh damn.

look at that dude oh it's beautiful yeah. this is a dog like that way. 68 pounds dude um but he had huge nuts. that beth did not want me to take off. y'all took him off. she was like why she kept saying every. morning i would come down and she would. just be petting him but looking at his. nuts and i'm like. i said what that's the first sign of. [ __ ] somebody leaving you. when i asked her i'd go what's the deal. she was like why are his nuts so much. cuter than yours i'm like. what's that she goes yours are wrinkly.

and like his are so smooth and tight. yeah he's got that good bag man but. listen man he was he's younger than me. you know. like i mean he's i got a couple years on. this dude that that's your guy right. there have you seen that video of the. dude. making a bong out of a bit out of a bass. oh yeah i've seen that guy this this. dude. dude. [Laughter]. tell me i gotta tell you it didn't even. work.

that's your guy man i didn't realize. that is our guy that's your guy and this. is me. obviously that's my one of my that is. not you that's that is one of my first. head shots in l.a. look at that dude that ain't you yeah. that's me man. or is this in hold on is this uh near. the docks in new york in 1908. why do i look 80 in this first of all. literally looks like my grandfather. there is no serious yeah that's me in.

that's me. in 1990. probably eight let's look at some other. ones man let's look up uh. let's do bobby lee uh early headshot. you should look at joe diaz have you. seen his early head shots i'm trying to. think if i have or not. his early host his early head shots oh. that one right there that's my wife. bobby i remember. oh wow yeah that's the one wow. look at him he looks like somebody that. works at islands restaurant remember. islands.

yeah but he also looks like a guy who. works at islands islands but also gives. hand jobs in the back. but look at not that one but the one. after. look what happens after a couple years. in hell hey like that. that dude looks like he's very different. and look at this one with the guitar go. look at that one. you can see how bad he's doing now i. mean it's so crazy right i mean he's. really changed it up oh kalila took his. nuts you can tell that. he even talked about it in a recent. episode look oh look at this legendary. yeah. oh my god look at that yep my brother.

took that picture hold on. look at his slinging dictators yo yeah. dude a hundred percent. oh god bro now all these stories that. makes so much more sense when you see. this guy yeah dude because then now you. see him as this more. agile [ __ ] let's do it all. you know yo so when i met him he was 225. pounds. he would go on stage in a three-piece. suit.

um and he paced like crazy really. he paced like and he did this with his. hand all the time. so he made the people in the front row. kind of uncomfortable. because he was an intimidating dude you. know what i mean. um but i will tell you and i and i said. this before. the both joey because i started with. joey ambrody. and um they when they first started and. they were writing jokes. it was almost unbearable but when they.

would bomb and ditch their jokes and. just become their selves on stage. yeah they would light up they would. light up the room and. you i watched them gradually progress. into realizing. oh i just got to be myself on stage yeah. especially those two guys. do you know what i mean like though oh. yeah their personalities yeah they're. really yeah i mean. with um with bro let's see brody stevens. early headshot too. brody you had to buy into who he was. right that's the thing.

you'd see people who are sitting there. like this guy's horrible yeah and it's. like no you don't. if you knew that in the parking lot he's. he shows up telling people his vitamin. regimen. and how he's been doing yeah um if you. knew that his gpa is something he really. talks about. what he how he did in school at asu yeah. it it makes sense you know what he's 3.6. think about it yeah if you knew that he. just wandered around like that. then you weren't shocked when he got on. stage just keep looking see if you find.

anything. i mean if you you know little things. theo like watching him stretch on stage. like kick his leg up yeah because he was. so authentic. to just who he was he got more laughs. off of jokes with more with that didn't. have punch lines than anybody i've ever. known in my life. i mean it was amazing to watch but he. had his own way of. you know he had his uh yeah he just did. his own thing but he yes he became just.

they wanted to love him and i think. that's a lot of audiences. it's like they want to get to know this. person that they're going to. see you know and a lot of uh of. comedians. a lot of us we think it's just about the. joke and it's not about. ourselves you know but the crazy part is. it's hard to get comfortable enough on. stage. to get back to just being yourself it's. like this big huge. circle it's like in the beginning you'd. be comfortable by your friends.

y'all are comfortable having fun to. lunch table you know people spitting out. milk people's having fun it's fun. you know it's fun and now that's where. you get a little idea in your head man. maybe i'm funny you know and then. you take it on this big circle and. there's no pressure at the lunch table. it's fun. you it's all good you're gonna leave. they're gonna leave y'all going to class. whatever. and i feel like eventually the goal is. to get back to that spot on stage um. i agree with you 100 i think man.

the trick for a lot of us is. so when you first start out there are. very few people who are. confident enough to be themselves you. agree. you're some sort of heightened reality. of yourself yeah right. and that heightened reality changes. either in how you talk. and how you like when i was a younger. comic. heightened reality me was louder. moved around a lot more do you know what. i mean oh yeah and so.

but but the trick is to hopefully your. audience. allows you to grow and change. and morph into the real you do you know. what i mean. hopefully your audience realizes that as. an artist you're growing also and you're. changing. and i can't be the exact dude i was when. i was 10 years in. because i'm 15 years in now wow and i'm. a different person you know what i mean. and it gets scary as an artist too. because you get stuck thinking okay well. is that just the like is that the only.

me is that the best me like how will i. can i shake that is it okay to grow into. myself or is the audience still going to. support. me i think also like if you get an. audience too early. it could be bad if you haven't really. become whoever you're going to be. because then. yeah they're getting this like version. of you that's not really. refined or it's not really a hundred. percent as authentic as you could get. here's a question that came in right. here from someone and this could be. brendan shaw. hey josh theo it's brad from vancouver.

canada hey brad. josh question for you what is the uh the. craziest story you have about living. with joey diaz. gang gang gang brother all right i got a. couple questions. first of all did he need to be shirtless. for the question or. i think it makes him feel look i can't. i can't make it through a a good. television program i can't make through. an episode of the wire without taking my. shirt off well yeah but that's personal. you know what i mean that's something. where you're like i feel like i need to. breathe well i just need to yes. i do like the fact that he might have.

squeezed his nipple a little bit right. towards the end so i like this dude. that's that nervous habit baby. and here i will tell you uh my favorite. joe diaz stories. come from you know he used to babysit my. kids right. and um did you guys ever do the road. together. yeah man he sold me once for a bag of. weed did he really for sex or what. yo so pre-phones we might have had. pagers. me him and a guy named lenny schmidt. lenny was living in seattle at the time. but he's out of. chicago black guy nope uh irish dude.

bring up lenny schmidt i just want to. know visually who we're even thinking. about. um i don't want to be thinking and and. be wrong. that yeah that's there you go there you. go i'll be using joe dirt. oh lenny huh yeah wow there you go lenny. schmidt. so me joe diaz lenny schmidt we drive. down to roseburg. washington we do a one-nighter. um and uh we're out of the bar.

afterwards. and we're sitting um as joe diaz called. her he was like. we gonna bring that girl who looks like. me with a wig i'm like yeah we're gonna. she wanted to come i was like yeah we'll. bring him she was driving too you know. so we go to this bar i go to the. bathroom i come back. joey and lenny are gone and i'm sitting. there for a second. and we're talking me and the girl for a. little while and then finally i'm like. where where jo and lenny and she said oh. joey sold you for a bag of weed. and i was like what i thought it was a.

joke and. sh because he said where can i get some. weed i don't have a lot of money. and she said i can get you a bag of weed. but you go leave your friend. damn why you're in the while you're in. the john and he said deal. so i come out and i'm like. your property now yeah i was like well i. don't know how that's going to work oh. this is jim crow eric yeah yeah. i was like well i don't know if i'm down. with that you know because she really. look she was not my.

that was not my style she was not i and. by the way. i'm not i always dated bigger girls so. big what isn't an issue for me. like i i always said like i like a girl. with a with a big ass i like to see the. wave you know what i mean. i i i have a big mouth so i like my. girls to be a little bigger just in case. there's a fight you know what i mean. yeah and beth is the first girl that i. ever dated that was i like him a little. bigger. so this girl being big wasn't a problem. just the entire situation. you weren't attracted to her yeah yeah.

she goes i go let me drive me back to. that hotel she goes oh okay. was she nice was she cool yeah until we. get back to her place oh yeah. now why'd you go to her place i thought. you said hotel okay i go yeah take me. back to hotel she was cool. and i don't know anything about this. place she goes hey i just need to swing. past my. place real quick to get some more weed. for you guys and then i'll. drive you to the hotel and i'm like. perfect more wheat how much you guys. going to smoke i guess you got joey. witch. i figured joey it's gone by the time i.

get to the hotel do you know what i mean. that's smoke a motive baby. dude i showed up at that house and we. park. she goes in the room to get weed she. comes out in this. crazy lingerie dancing. like the guy from silence of the lamb oh. yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah but. like. but like let me give you an idea the. the body type like the belly was bigger. than the boobs oh yeah. you know and no booty and so. and and that's that tampa dude that's.

that tampa oh yeah. that's that delray beach yeah mom dude. but yeah but i'm gonna go even worse. short curly hair oh yeah yeah you know. what i mean the whole package was not. yeah but she's dancing in this lingerie. and i'm like hey i gotta. yeah yeah i gotta and she goes let me. try something else on she and i was like. no no no. she goes back in and i'm looking for. yellow pages because i'm like i'm going. to call a cab. she comes out with another one she's. running her finger over my cheek at this. point it's feeling. kind of rapey yeah because i'm like.

she's definitely. double my weight like i think i could. outrun her but she's got a car. yeah and she's bigger than me yeah and. you can't just run off into the distance. so like this guy there's a buffalo bill. dance her roommate comes home. with her boyfriend he walks in. and i stop at the door i go hey man we. don't know each other but you gotta get. me out of here. okay and he was like what i go i told. him the situation she comes out in her. third outfit. and he looks at her and looks at the. girl's roommate and the girl's roommate. goes you mind your own business.

and the guy was like i gotta take him. home i can't i can't do. i can't do this to him no he got coded. me and i was like thanks dude he goes. yeah i may not have sex tonight but i'm. gonna save you i was like dude. thank you so much we didn't drop dude we. didn't talk. on the way to the hotel i just kind of. looked out the window like one tear like. it was. a traumatizing but he dropped me off and. he and we just fist bumped. didn't say anything i walked to the room. i knocked on the door. i go joe diaz and he was like who is it. i go you know what the [ __ ] it is. and i was like give me some that weed he.

was like now we smoked we smoked all. that dog. yeah he sold me for weeds was asleep. in my bed ate my food in my room and. then was like hey can you drive. i'm tired but yeah man we. we've done some road gigs together dude. that's awesome and i'm trying to think. if i had a good. road gig story what about the one where. you and i. tried to sell at a convention center oh. man. is that the most embarrassing that shows. just how little we knew.

what was happening with stand-up comedy. theo. man that was wild man so i'll i'll start. it so. yeah yeah well josh. josh and his wife who is from lake. charles. was putting on a comedy show. and we'd just been on last comic. standing. and they're like hey we can sell some. tickets. let's do a show down in lake charles. you're from louisiana. best from louisiana yeah let's make it.

happen we were just on tv. yeah tv must yeah we're gonna sell this. place yeah. so how many seats was it let's look it. up let's pick up the place the lake. charles convention center yeah. i'm dying to know me too hold on before. you online let's guess you want guests. yes yeah 15 000. no you think i'm gonna guess. oh you might be right i mean it's at the. convention center because cable guy had. just played it. he had wow i'm gonna guess 2600.

75 7 500. all right. it maybe it seemed like 1500 because we. only sold. can you show a picture from the stage i. wonder if there's any stage view. that's it wow do you remember how many. people were in those seats dude. so i i remember because yes i could see. each one of them. at one point we asked them all to come.

down to the front. you remember so we were gonna do radio. right. so we didn't even have radio planned and. the. convention center called and they were. like are you guys expecting a late rush. of tickets. and i was like you know maybe i go wow. how many do we have sold because it was. the weekend coming up. and they were like we got 179 tickets. and i was like what.

and they said yeah and they said we've. brought the curtains as far in as we can. wow but you know what i mean yeah but. you still there's still. 4 500 seats exposed. and then here's my favorite part of that. besides the fact that we did the show. for probably if there were 150 people. there. i would be excited i don't think there. were no. some were bought as giveaways i think so. yeah. my favorite part about that theo is that. you know beth.

made about 2 000 hats. you remember those hats oh i still got a. box at my house. i give them away on my lives oh i love. that but. there's about it just says fairly normal. and because remember we made that poster. fairly normal comedy tour is that it. yeah yeah yeah we made that po. we made like a fairly normal comedy tour. there's no way there's a poster. that was it that's it right there dude. look at you. wow look at that [ __ ].

august 5th 8 p.m lake charles this was. 2006. it should have said everybody who. buys one ticket gets a whole row. look at this dude um. oh this is so terrible. why are you third behind flip schultz i. don't know it's just the whole thing's. cringe. that's it's awesome though i can't i. will tell you man. who who opened the show flip.

no no no no amy oh yeah amy claire amy. claire. amy claire opened the show because she. was from we thought oh she's from around. here too. that'll help she'll sell a bunch of. tickets none of us could sell anything. oh ticket uh yeah i mean i think most of. them were you guys as friends and family. all of them yeah it was it was to this. date like. the most humiliating walking out it has. to be the smallest amount of tickets. ever. sold in a large place i can't imagine.

there's something smaller 160 tickets in. a. in a convention center yeah in 7 500. seats. and but i will tell you the truth. knowing what stand-up i was doing back. then that's about all it deserved yeah. like i didn't deserve more than a. hundred people. no dude i was telling jokes about pt. cruisers that flippa just bought one and. that was a crazy. that was the tough part of me for the. weekend 14. of my jokes were about um kind of a. homoerotic essence of a pt cruiser car. yep and flip schultz had just gotten one.

as like his dream car. or not dream car but he just was pretty. happy yeah and he was happy yeah. so it was like oh man we had also just. got through. on the radio the day before we had just. got through. doing about a half an hour rant on his. hands yeah. really on his skinny little fingers and. how oh my god dude it was like. it was pretty crazy and then he flew in. we had a great time but 150 people was. i got a couple of those hats if you want.

a man i wouldn't mind a hat i think. god yeah yeah it's it can't believe it. was 15. years ago 2006. when do you feel like um i only started. commenting in 2003 yeah. when do you feel like like around what. time with your stand-up. because i think it this happens for. everybody where you feel like oh you. really. sunk into it you're like got it well i.

thought about this the other day we were. talking about it at the. at the comedy club i was thinking you. know. i always felt like in the beginning of. stand up it feels like. there's like this tide coming in of like. pressure. from the audience you're like okay i. have to get a joke and there's. you know i got to get another joke and. okay there's a laughing but it's all. like. defensive there's this tide coming in. and you have to like battle it and. battle it. and then eventually over time and you. don't even really notice it.

you get up and you don't you're the tide. yeah. so you are putting out the pressure you. are putting out the force. there's nothing coming back in maybe. every now and then there's a little bit. of like a. undercurrent or something of like okay. maybe i should move this along or i'm a. little rusty. but there's it gets to the point where. you're the ocean you're the force. and i think that's that's just what i. noticed over time. and i don't even know when it happened. really i think.

you know maybe like there was one point. where i got upset with hollywood. and i just felt well i didn't i don't. know if i got upset i've always kind of. had a chip on my shoulder about. hollywood just because i feel like they. don't put a lot of people. like regular people up in hollywood that. much anymore. i know and it's a lot of nepotism now. it's like this person's. kid now it's just and the kid has no. culture you know. it's just there's no so i think um. i was always trying to like sound like a.

perfect guy who would be somewhere you. know oh i'm in the yard next door you. know like just this. thing that would be okay for hollywood. and then at one point i just said. dude i'm just gonna talk about what i. like to. what i know i'm gonna talk about just. the [ __ ] that was around me growing up. and just. the weird people and the [ __ ] that. happened and people. you know they busted a man trying to be. a ghost in our town and just [ __ ] like. that you know just like stories from. home and. um do you feel like your comfort level.

when do you feel like when you started. sitting down was also around the same. time you got more comfortable uh no i. don't think so. i think i started sitting down just. because um. i have one story that takes like about. 12 minutes and it's kind of better from. a stool. yeah and so i think that's kind of led. to me sitting down i think in the future. i'll probably have to get back on my. feet to really start to feel everything. again yeah. getting older it gets more comfortable. sometimes sitting down too yeah you know. what. was for me like i.

it's about nuance like it is about the. performance you know. and as i've gotten older i've really. given myself. more leeway to be experimental on stage. and um so i did one whole tour from a. stool i did. then i did the next year just standing. in front of the mic wow. and then i did one of just moving and so. i was like. it's so interesting now i can tell what. part of the story needs me to be still. and what part of the story needs the. motion because it really. adds to the punch you know what i mean.

but if you're always moving or you're. always still. like i really feel like you can figure. out. in your act what parts work better like. that. you know what i mean and to me that. those nuanced parts is what happens when. you get a little older and you've been. doing it a while you're like oh this. this joke's gonna work better if i sit. down for the minute leading up to it and. then stand up for the joke. yeah or sh little [ __ ] like that you. know yeah that comedy nerd stuff. i i've really started to dive into you.

know yeah. well you and me are more storytellers i. find you know and there's not a lot of. that these days everything gets real cut. and dried um. and stand up are you and i notice that. you. there was something up there there was. dirty and you said f. d are you do you consider yourself clean. i think i just don't like i try not to. be vulgar right like i noticed it. started just. it i don't know and i probably have a. very bad understanding of. if i am vulgar and then i'm not trying. to be vulgar right.

but i don't like i think some stuff if. it feels too graphic to me. it just like i don't know a lot of times. it takes people out of it i feel. you know yeah i feel like if like. there's a lady listening and she hears. uh you know. if she hears me say the [ __ ] or you. know. you know ejaculation or something like. that or ejac. or something sometimes they they shut it. off yeah ejac's a tough one i heard. well ejac is easier yeah you get the. point across yeah. well you know what's interesting you. know i think it has to do with being.

authentic right because. i i don't i very rarely do i hear people. get offended by joey. because it's so authentic coming out of. his mouth right and if it's not. authentic to you then i think. it offends people more easily because it. also sounds oh that's a good point do. you know what i mean yeah i'm never. offended by anything joey says because. i'm like that's just. it's like when a white guy says the n. word kind it's like oh it sounds a. little inauthentic yeah you. you're trying a little too. right now i'm gonna actually open up a. select item i haven't seen it yet.

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with his shirt on right here beautiful. man. hey what's up guys quick question uh. josh park more towards you i got this. little uh. this little swag daddy over here yeah. he's a player. you know he's a stud he's probably gonna. mount a lot when he gets older. respect but uh he's the defiant one. i'm starting not to listen and i know. when he gets older. he's probably a little [ __ ] so i. want to know. you know in this this new world gauge.

you can't hit your kids anymore spank. them. so josh what do you you know is there. any other ways to discipline them. i know timeouts for [ __ ] theo. you know we come from a different time. dude you know i'm sure you got spanked. when you're a kid do you actually. think it worked because when i was a kid. i remember i remember the beatings. i don't remember why i got the beaten so. i don't know if i actually learned. anything from it. so i don't know if you guys can give any. help. it'd be appreciative thanks guys gang.

and uh yeah man yeah man. yeah man man well here's the deal. for a child that age it's hard for them. to understand. discipline and i. i i firmly believe especially that age. all physical does is instill fear espec. because you have no understanding at. that age you know what i mean. i didn't hit my kids um but i do think. every kid needs to be parented.

differently like. if i have three older brothers where all. different people were all responded in. different ways. all my dad had to do to was raise his. voice to me and i was like [ __ ] it that. i am. good like i'm ready to do whatever you. need my brothers weren't that way. i will tell you this for me for my kids. and i think jacob is a good dude man. he's turned out pretty well yeah he. seemed like a really cool guy. um man there are things that they. here's the thing no you don't negotiate. with terrorists. they're all terrorists yeah you don't.

keep. giving chances i i i always told my kids. here are the rules. you're not gonna hear me tell you again. and warn you. i just gave you the warning is the rule. so there's you have to know they have to. know oh if this happens. i'm going to get in trouble right and. take everything. phone x you know these this generation. of kids thinks they're so tough. have you seen videos of people getting. their xbox taken or. oh they try to i mean what's that crazy. video where that dude tried to shove the.

remote control in his own [ __ ] he was. so mad at his parents for stealing his. they go crazy dude they're not gonna. just take the phone take the xbox they. lose. their mind they don't know what to do no. take what. they love jacob one time defied me. because i told them no vapes man i. better not ever see you with a vape. this you never saw this theo oh. my mom just cancelled my brother's uh. world of warcraft account and he is. freaking out dude.

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i don't think it's fake because i don't. think kids are that good actors. look how crazy i don't know kids are. willing to be good actors because they. have no idea how. ridiculous stuff looks oh he's naked now. after the shoot. [Music]. [Applause]. [Applause].

come on grab watch this. oh my god. how primal huh. [Applause]. see. [Applause]. no way now this kid needs his ass.

this is when you beat a kid yeah man but. all i'm saying is. for me it's just a tantrum it's like a. watching a baby. you know but here's the deal dude so my. son tried to throw a tantrum. at a grocery store once my oldest son. trevor i left him. yeah i go hey man we don't do this in. public. and i go we're leaving he was like i'm. going to leave and i go cool i am. yeah i i got jacob i got my daughter. we got in the car and we drove the [ __ ].

home what time did you get home. oh no no i mean he was eight so i didn't. leave him leave him i drove. oh wow and then i drove back i see and. they were going crazy. like i came back i came back like 20. minutes later yeah the kid's like you're. leaving him yeah and i was like yeah i'm. leaving him. and i go no tantrums this isn't what we. do yeah i remember my my dad left my. my brother for real but but like oh yeah. we got left i mean my mom would be like. yeah i can't come get you. if there was any um gave spankings.

i'm trying to think of what else if we. got really left uh. yeah she would be like you know i'm not. coming to pick you up and she'd have to. walk home i remember walking three four. miles to get home. i remember walking when i wanted to go. somewhere a lot of times you know or. taking my bike. you know i biked three four miles um. my brother walked like 11 miles once to. the movie theater. you know which is insane i thought and i. think the girl didn't even show up. oh that is the because the whole way he. was going especially back then.

yeah louisiana yeah that first 200 feet. oh he couldn't wait to get in that cool. dark movie theater sitting next to his. girl next to his girl dude. watch a little uh point break oh. oh and you know when he got in that. movie theater he was sweaty it was. chilly. i i i remember uh i feel bad for him. still trying to make out with girls at. movies like when i. dude yeah my thing was i'd invite a girl.

and. i would get there and i would get there. i invited girl when it was cold out and. i'd get there early so i'd have to pay. to go in. and then they'd have to pay to go in for. themselves you know oh you weren't. you were going dutch no i i don't know. if i don't know if i was dutch or not. but. i paid and i hope that they would pay. you got in there you're like oh yeah i. waited for you yeah yeah yeah yeah. it was so cold out i also didn't have. money to pay for here. my first girlfriend looked like a boy. anyway bro what was his name. uh her name was susannah and she's very.

beautiful. adult woman but at the time she had a. very kind of a masculine energy as a. child. and she your first girlfriend yeah i. think she was. she used to lift me up like i would kiss. her and she would lift me up at the. [ __ ] bus stop and like put my legs. around her waist. like dirty dancing [ __ ]. i was she was taller than me she was. older than me oh really she would. literally lift me up and put my legs. around her waist. yeah and the guys on the bus would show.

up and they were all losers none of them. had any. girlfriends you know and they like look. at this. you know i'm like what are you talking. about. it was bad she had you in a little baby. bjorn. facing forward yeah that. yo when i was real young this girl i. must have been in sixth grade this girl.

convinced me her name was stephanie and. she was like. because i didn't know what you were. supposed to do with girls and i remember. kissing her and stuff and she was like. tomorrow night you can go up my shirt. but the back and it was still skin you. know. oh yeah so when i would go up the back. of her shirt dude she would make her. little you know what are those fine baby. she would make the one of those your. shoulder blades. yeah she would stick them out so i could. feel it yeah. man so i was like i remember my brother. being like that tit. that's what i told my brother i said. back boobs and he goes that's not a. thing i go. it's the part he was like you have him.

too stupid like yeah but they're not. they're not hers they're not on. stephanie. yeah dude i i would go up there and. squeeze those back boobs man dude. i remember yeah this girl that i did it. she wore a bra she even need a bra and. she wore one. and oh man i just remember being in. heat you know how psyched were you that. she had a bra oh. even the boobies just the bra man i. oh what am i even doing around this. she was rich bro and we were so poor i. was so embarrassed man sometimes my mom.

would have to take us to the movies mom. had like. the smallest car it was like she had a. ford festival bring that bad cat. up yo this thing. and they had like mercedes or something. and they were like. what color would you even let me see oh. that was it right there boom right there. that was it that was mom's car dude now. let me ask the gray when the gray one. automatic or manual it was automatic. uh manual i do miss the manual i do miss. the. and was it four on the floor like down.

here yeah i was on the floor too so it. was five did i was so embarrassed. yo we didn't have a car oh and anything. ran on my tears i felt like. and i feel bad man my mom was just. trying to be a mom but. no i get it man i had no i was just i. love how it says pristine. 1993 ford festival somebody's damn that. [ __ ] is ricky. that's sharp oh you could drive that's a.

suppository dude. you can fill that thing with xanax and. drive it into your butt. that thing is intense so how much do you. think let's make a guess. prices right rules how much is a 1993. pristine ford festiva going for. i'm gonna say right now in today's. market i'm going to say. 7 000. whoa i think you're overshooting. that. i'm going to say you might be right i'm. going to say. 30 42.50 37.50.

49.99 that's not for the car. are you looking in the car park. that actually i mean it doesn't seem too. far off they have so many. dope older pickup trucks in nashville oh. yeah. around this area i started looking at. him i started thinking about. uh i ended up getting a ford ranger. that's what i got right i saw that. i ended up getting a four ranger but i. thought about getting uh i want i. thought about maybe trying to get one of. those tesla trucks when it comes out.

those things look amazing man yeah have. you seen the rivion truck. oh you got to see this well who makes. that um i'm not sure. can you uh sorry sean we got you doing a. million things dude. let me ask you one more question about. your stand stand-up because i'm i'm. i'm as i'm writing more and more. you right on stage are you right here i. write on stage yeah me too and then i. bring it off stage and then i'll. spl spruce it up you know do you when. you. write on your computer do you find that.

your jokes are different. than the ones you come up with on stage. you know when you're sprucing it up. right. yeah i find whenever i write whenever i. sit down to write. i don't write jokes the way i talk. so the my best punch lines always come. on stage because i'm. i'm writing the way i talk oh yeah and. then i'll record it then i'll record it. and then rewrite it down yeah. oh got it got it got it yeah i find the. funny thing for me i've had jokes that i. wrote like 10. 12 years ago that i've never tried on.

stage that i've always wanted to and i'm. still afraid to try them sometimes. so theo this special that i'm doing on. march 4th. i found my very first comedy cd. and i was like let me just listen to. this i made like 20 of them. and i thought there's a bunch of. premises here but i'm going to rewrite. every joke. and redo it really so i didn't punch him. up i rewrote every joke. under the the microscope of who i am now. right. it was such a cool thing man because.

a lot of those jokes you know when i. listened to old jokes i would. listen to the cd and i was like oh. that's a good joke but i thought it was. over. like if i got a laugh i was like okay. now i can move on yeah as a younger. comic you're like well i don't need to. dig or you know. and i just found there was so much more. so this the march. 4 special that i'm doing is like the one. i'm most excited about that i've ever. done because. it's it's up i've never done this before. i've never rewritten. an entire hour of material do you know.

what i mean. yeah under being a better so it comes. out when january 4th. uh on march 4th okay um it streams live. so i'm doing one take. dang one take i'm streaming it live. wow yeah yeah yeah but you know what man. i love that [ __ ] so i like. kind of that fight or flight feeling and. so that really will give it to me. dang bro that's ballsy where are you. guys gonna film it here. wow that's awesome congrats dude thanks.

man and and uh yeah you can get the. tickets on my website. comedianjoshwolf.com. and will it be up out online after or no. yeah but we're gonna. obviously we're gonna wait a little bit. because we want people to. here's what i really want man i'm trying. to. show hopefully this is gonna be good for. all of us. because hopefully we don't need. hbo or netflix if we put this up man. and me with my reach i sell a certain. amount of tickets. and i say to you i go theo we may not.

need netflix man. i sold this amount of tickets lord knows. what you could sell. yeah and then you own it do you know. what i mean like. right so you're still making the. paycheck that netflix is going to give. you. right but you get everything else on top. of that. and you know the special is going out to. the people who want to see it because. it's your people. right it's it's so i'm really trying. to not upset the apple cart altogether. yeah. but a a good amount of tickets sold will.

change the business. it could change the business for all oh. yeah you know i mean look i love that i. love the idea of trying it different. trying something new. trying you know to for to put the power. back in the hands of people you know. it's crazy it's like um. yeah it's crazy how much power that a. lot of. uh these companies and they can flag you. they can take stuff down they can limit. you. they cannot give you opportunities it's. just crazy to think that. um especially since all a lot of the.

media is just extremely liberal which is. fine. but it's not fine if that's the if. that's the. judgment because there's gonna become. judgment with that yeah so there's gonna. come judgment against like. certain types of comedians it's like. it's like they're sometimes you could. say they're just letting through what. they want to let through. you know and so that could be a little. bit scary like nobody should be. not have a chance you know because the. guy at the finish line. wants to move the finish line or make it. only for certain people that's crazy. right.

and i'm not saying that really applies. here but it's really kind of like. what it feels like sometimes like. hollywood has become you know i think. there's no doubt i think that you know. my content has always been more geared. towards the middle of the country than. it has. like my worst room to perform in the. country for me. consistently is that main room at the. comedy store yeah. easily my hardest room my toughest room. i i'm i'm not and never have been really. one of the cool kids.

you know what i mean and it's a cool. that's a cool room man and the people. come down there. are there to see the cool kids and i. feel like my humor is just a little. broader my stories are a little. broader you know what i mean they're. relatable to a large. group of people but not so much on the. coasts and there's been a harder rooms. for me. you know i'm trying to think of what my. hardest room has probably been. you know where i've always had a tough. time man i feel like. is in minneapolis well that you the. house of comedy.

yeah those ceilings are thousands of. feet high oh that's insane. yo so those those ceilings. tell us a little because literally i. tried to [ __ ] jump off that thing i. landed on a bounce house. there's so much going on in that mall. yeah it's on the 17th floor. yeah there are penguins in that mall. dude it's insane there's a gun. there's a there's a gun range next to. the weed store yeah. i bought weed and then i went and shot. guns yeah. puff puff pop pop there there there is.

and there's that water slide in the mall. where you could when you can. smell the herpes and that that that. place is like you can't go to a water. slide. in a mall unless you want every disease. like yeah you got to cover your eyes get. it on yeah let's get in there man. mouth open let's get into that yeah your. daughter's pregnant but she's only been. on the water slide. your dad's like where have you been. she's like water slide like who's that a. black guy. like no that's at the mall.

yeah they got a ice skating rink in. there man they've got things a little. bit of everything yeah yeah i can't. believe you hadn't seen that video of. that. kid with a remote control well here's. why it seemed fake to me. because the brother runs in there sets. it up and then the kid comes in it's. just. it's the exact way you would do. something that was fake the only. and i that was my first anything too. except the kid. i just don't buy that you like i've had. i have. kids just don't buy you go that mental.

but do you feel like i feel like he's. always playing to the camera i feel like. a little bit. like he's playing to the game but also. i'm a naysayer. so i would say that i i would say what i. just said. and i love weird [ __ ] so i'm just gonna. believe it yeah yeah you're right you. know what i mean. it is a lot it's more fun for me just to. believe that that kid you know. i love the fact at the end the guy tries. to put the remote into his butt because. it's like. him saying you know what i'm gonna. [ __ ] show them i'm gonna put. something in my own ass yeah yeah yeah. you know.

that's how which is a lot i think a lot. of gay young men feel that way too it's. like okay this neighborhood is wrong me. this community hasn't accepted me. i'll show them i'm gonna put something. in my ass i'm gonna go sit on that long. jockey yeah yeah something like. it's just i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ]. own i'm gonna control something you know. i'm gonna put direct tv right in my day. you know i'm in a freaking yeah. [Laughter]. i am going. i'm going to watch f is for family on my.

damn kidneys. but i got to tell you something though. if that dude could control the remote. control. inside of his butt cheeks oh now we're. talking. yeah if he could like pick channels and. stuff yeah that would be pretty. impressive. this dude vincent jackson must wait man. he had. been dming me which is crazy. really i feel like you've been dming a. lot of people yeah he would just kind of. communicate. uh and he would send a lot of stuff that.

i felt like was kind of. wild like links and things you know. like uh just crazy videos sometimes some. of it was a little bit too it was almost. like. why it was like somebody getting hurt or. something you know yeah. um so some of that sometimes i even said. one time i said i don't like that kind. of stuff. um yeah but he seemed like a nice guy i. mean i just messes with him a few times. um but this is so sad man hillsborough. county. sheriff uh tamper radius and discuss the.

key findings. autopsy that jackson was suffering from. chronic alcoholism man. let me ask you something man because i i. for sure. i deal with my own depression stuff you. know. it seems like so much of this like the. more i'm aware of it when i re. you read it you're like this just all. feels like. part of mental illness you know what i. mean yeah and like. um especially for guys like this i'm. sure it's harder.

when you've been such an alpha masculine. dude. where your body is basically the that. when your brain starts to betray you. that you just might you must not want to. admit it you know what i mean. sure it's hard enough like i i have had. a hard enough time. and i'm not some alpha ultra masculine. dude but for these guys to admit that. their brain is betraying them must be. the hardest step for them. you know that's a good point man i. didn't really i hadn't really thought. about that yeah because it's total. opposite of everything of like the.

weight. and the ability and push through it yeah. that [ __ ] yeah push through it. it's total opposite of everything that. they've heard yeah i can't imagine man. and i think. some of the come down of being like a. hero i mean this guy was a. he was great at football i i thought he. was still pl i can't believe he. you know i think it had been five years. since he last played which i found was. kind of amazing but. um you know maybe i wonder if he knew. that i. that i had suffered you know with uh. with. drinking or drugs and maybe that's why.

he had reached out to someone i don't. know he never said anything like that. yeah. i just found it kind of interesting. maybe he was just a podcast fan you know. i don't know. um but you know i do find that like um. or podcast listening. people do reach out though you know i. talked to a couple weeks ago or maybe a. couple months ago. on uh fighter in the kit about my. daughter and her being in rehab and all. that stuff. and more people reached out. um and i do find that when when um.

and i don't know if it's part of being. in the program or part of being in. recovery. where you know that the more people that. reach out it almost makes that other. person feel. better you know what i mean feeling less. alone i guess oh yeah. and so maybe that's part of thing that. he you know he understood that that's. where you were coming from too and. it just made him feel less alone maybe i. don't [ __ ] know. yeah i don't know i wish he'd have led. some sense you know i i i don't know i. mean yeah like. i'm sure he was communicating with a lot. of dif you know people but he was just. i don't know it's just sad to think that.

a guy was at a. you know that had checked into a hotel. and had been there for almost a month it. seemed like or three weeks. um and that he by the way if you're in a. hotel for more than two weeks. something's up yeah more than two weeks. yeah. in the same place in bradenton florida. if you're in a hotel for. more than two weeks i mean look at this. guy this dude is a yeah. physical specimen apparently a really. nice guy i mean. but also how uh the the effect of.

alcoholism if you look at it like. he just finished playing five five days. ago. days or five uh five years ago oh yeah. yeah can you put any other information. can you go to another article do you. mind sean. but did they say how he is it say. anything else does it say how he died. let me see one of the jacks was found. dead in a florida hotel room. 38 housekeeper dude. you know those house keys anytime i've. been high on drugs or whatever.

that's the scariest thought is like that. that's who's gonna come in and think. about that they're a mom they're a. person too you know. and you know it's not like they can just. put you you know sweep you up and then. you know. i mean they gotta probably like rope the. room off now now they got one less room. they're. being able to rent out they've seen some. housekeepers have seen. some [ __ ] yeah we need to get a good. housekeeper on here sean. housekeep i always thought dude a book i. would read tomorrow. is a book just from anonymous.

housekeepers talking about. weird things that they've walked in and. found in hotel rooms oh. i'll tell you one right here and r.i.p. vincent jackson man and uh. and just so sorry brother yeah i mean i. just can't imagine him getting stuck. inside of his own head and thinking he. probably couldn't say anything to. anybody. but how fast you have to be drinking for. alcoholism to progress. when you just played football five years. ago i feel like. that's pretty quick yeah because to kill. yourself with alcohol usually takes. quite a long time right maybe i mean i.

mean. but i would just i would speculate he. probably couldn't be drinking as much. during his career. so that's what i'm saying like they had. a kid from hometown who just died this. young fella named court. uh named after the play space you know. yeah and he died and he had just drank. himself to death. i mean just crazy and when i think about. i'm like man. yeah he was always drunk every time i. saw him like. yeah that kind of stuff just doesn't end. well man and um. i'll tell you this so one time i had i.

was doing. comedy somewhere and a girl. that i've been seeing or some girl i. just met or something. uh and i ended up sleeping in the same. bed right. and i don't remember if we i'll probably. remember. but i just don't i'm either i'm not. sharing if we had sex or if we just made. out or she just slept. over i don't know i don't i don't know. and uh. but in the morning she had gotten her. period. you know while she was asleep menstrual.

cycle. so she left okay yeah she left yeah. maybe she won a grammar contest or. something you know maybe she wanted. punctuation. maybe she was maybe punctuation phil had. seen his shadow. you know yeah and it was gonna be uh. she was celebrating but um anyway so. uh i i i went to the. um the cleaning lady. you know and i noticed oh the sheets.

have blood on them so i should probably. say something to clean lady it's just. not a nice surprise probably to get. so i went and the lady didn't speak any. english and i didn't know what language. she spoke because i. hadn't really met anybody that had. spoken different languages. so i'm literally like uh. uh and i was just like making a bed like. shape with my hands and then i was like. like uh.

[Laughter]. yeah that was pretty wild oh dude so. here's the story so. i heard this story when i first started. comedy so there was a guy. who was a headliner right and he said. well. i was doing a show somewhere i don't. even know where maybe like rochester or. something or. texas and he said after the show some. hot girl. came like beeline for me after the show.

because you know like if funny moments. if you do the show then you kind of go. to the bar. yeah you know and so you migrate. especially when like you're just coming. up it's like where you go to like. show your feathers sell some mercy if. there's any ladies. and you're at the bar and you're. pretending that you're like not noticing. who's coming over but you know. oh you're heavily noticed yeah and if. nobody comes over it hurts. a lot so anyway this guy says i'm at. this. i'm at this this lady comes over and. she's like bee-lining for me and she's. like really hot she's really coming on. to me. and immediately she said let's go back.

to your hotel. oh she says let's go back to my place. and the guy's like man. you know he's thinking i gotta leave in. the morning or whatever you know let's. go back to my hotel it's close. so they go back to his hotel and they're. kind of kissing and making out a little. bit and like she's like. all over him and she's acting kind of. crazy and she keeps saying let's go. to my place let's go to my place i have. some drugs at my place. so finally uh it gets too much. like the ladies just being like way too.

crazy and the guy just kicks her out. says look you gotta. you gotta leave you know like this is. just i don't know what's going on you. gotta leave. so when she's leaving out of the hotel. she sees the feature. that was working there right i guess. he's coming in you know doing whatever. he's been doing eating hot dogs. so she runs into him she says hey. that guy just kicked me out do you want. to come back to my place and the. feature's like yeah. you know this is better than the four. hot dogs that it ate right so.

anyway next thing you know they're in a. taxi they get dropped off. it's like about a 15 20 minute drive. it's kind of like out into the burbs you. know out into the woods. they go into the house. they lay they like she like takes him. into this room kind of takes his clothes. off and stuff. um and they do some pills they do some. type of a drug right. and then she like handcuffs him to the. bed and starts giving him a [ __ ].

well uh she passes out. in the middle of the [ __ ] no. so he doesn't know what to do he's. handcuffed to the bed right he's like. what am i even gonna do this before cell. phone so he's like holy [ __ ] i don't. know what to do like i can't even call. 9-1-1. some headlights come across the house. like somebody pulling in the driveway. oh no so here's the front door open. a man comes an older man comes.

looks in the room sees him there. comes in picks the girl up takes her out. of there. then goes into the kitchen like makes. himself something to eat right. the whole time this dude's freaking the. [ __ ] out right losing his mind. he then the guy comes back into the room. and says this is what he's this is what. he said he goes um. that's my daughter right oh no no no no. and.

uh and. i never want you to come over here again. right. then give the dude a [ __ ] bro. the guy did the dad give the dude a. [ __ ] right there. on his penis bro and then then there's. the crazy part. uh took him drove him to a pay phone and. dropped him off and the. dude called the headliner said hey man i. need you to get in a taxi or something. and come get me i need some help. and so he got in a taxi to go get him.

and that's where he was. i mean that's the story he told him when. he got in let me tell you something. first of all. i mean that dude takes his job as a. parent a little too seriously. you don't get a pickup where she though. you know what i mean it's not an iou. like. you know. this is where you use a spanking i mean. you don't have to pick up the [ __ ]. for your daughter bro was he like ah. what were you doing blow job all right. so like i it seems like.

you know what i mean that's probably. didn't need to that's the gnarly story. i've ever heard. yeah but let me and my second question. is. man i why is this dude getting hard for. for dad like that seems like it could. have been out of fear fear hard. a fear heart a fear boner i think can. you get erections out of fear we look. that up please sean i'm sure. some people love that do you know that. there's a whole. uh porn site where people. like to masturbate but they use tears as. lubricants oh my god.

that is like the to me that's. a different let's like it's recycling. but it's too much. yeah it is i like it it's. environmentally i like it but like. here we go an individual has a condition. as a phallophobe. the term is derived from the word fallow. in greek meaning penis and at times. denoting masculinity. dude couple with the suffix phobia so. you said penis. there was a guy who played baseball. against us when i was growing up his. last name was p-e-n-n-i-s. oh wow penis but not in high school your.

name wasn't penis. it's a tough yeah man i also had a kid. in my high school named brian o'brien. and when he used to walk down the. hallway we'd go brian o'brien. and he was like [ __ ] you and we'd go. brian oh. brian we had a neil mcneil i was like. your parents just like are not. they don't like you or like yeah that's. too much you can't. name your kid neil mcneal yeah sometimes.

neil mcneil yeah that's too much. danny danny we had a guy named danny. danny in our town we had. we had um a couple their names were. jerry and dolly jolly. yeah yeah but some families they like. that romney name. you know where they name all their kids. like a jay oh yeah we had one we had. ronnie. uh ronnie donny johnny lonnie. and uh wait ronnie bungie bonnie. no it was all men ronnie donny lonnie. johnny and tommy.

no it had nnie and it was not supposed. to be. oh yeah like a made up brownie yeah like. that yeah like sonia yeah. well you're like that last one you could. tell who was born last you're like we. ran out of. yeah like oh that last one's a risk you. know when um you know i got grandkids. right. and so when my oldest son was like you. have to pick your grandparent name damn. you got grandkids bro i got four. grandkids bro. what you didn't know that we must.

protect this house bro i can't believe. you had four grandchildren my oldest son. is 28 man you know. i didn't know that you know he just he. had to he got medically. he got med boarded out of the army in. december like he's just medically he. can't do it anymore. um and so but he's been living in fort. hood in texas. he's moving here really yeah man yeah. yeah yeah yeah. so the grandkids will be here uh he and. his wife are divorced so we'll see them. some but. when he called and asked me he was like.

man. what do you want your grandparent your. grandfather named to be i said can you. give me to tomorrow and he said yeah. nice good call. so you choose immediately well i need to. think it out. yeah you know and so beth went with. uh bibi because both of us were like if. somebody calls me grandpa at the park. i'm not looking yeah like yeah do you. know what i mean oh totally. i can't go with grandpa yeah so it's. like if somebody else [ __ ] yeah. yeah you just stay focused you know what. i'm saying bro. don't turn just stay lane bruh it ain't.

about you. but when so he okay he calls the next. day. and beth goes i'm gonna go bibi that was. my great grandmother's. name and obviously her name is beth and. easy for the kids pronounced bibi. so my son goes what do you want your. grand father name to be i said. lebron and he went what and i go how. cool. is it to go to bb in the bronze house. yeah bb in the bronze house sounds like. a place sounds like a cartoon yeah i. want to be. and plus i just wanted to be at a park.

and hear a kid go lebron. because you know everybody's gonna be. like get the you know what i mean and to. have me run up. and so he said to me he was like you. can't i'm not letting you do that i was. like. and he asked me he said is everything a. joke with you i was like. yeah are you new like you've been in. this family. you thought i was going to pick like. papa or some [ __ ] like that like. what would be a secondary when though jj. is kind of cute i want jojo jojo is good. we're bb and jojo oh i like that yeah.

we're like an older child. a plane crasher or somebody chokes on a. sandwich i feel like yeah. yeah it also kind of sounds like a. sandwich the bb and jojo sandwich. yeah i like that i like bb jojo do you. see what's the uh thing that happened in. uh texas with that governor did you see. that the mayor wrote that note. texas mayor tells residents can you zoom. in there you thank you. by tuesday morning the residents of. colorado city texas were getting anxious. more than 24 hours had passed since a.

deadly arctic blast knocked out power. across the state. residents turned to a community facebook. group to ask whether the small town plan. to open warming shelters while others. wondered if. firefighters could do their job without. water colorado's mayor chimed. in um lesson comforting message. he said no one owes you or your family. anything mayor tim boyd wrote i'm sick. and tired of people looking for a damn. handout. what uh that the lazy residents find. their own ways of procuring water and. electricity immediately drew backlash.

later on tuesday boyd announced his. resignation and admitted he could have. used better words how do you. procure electricity like what. right okay uh highlight have one of the. worst winter storms in decades is. testing the limits. of the embrace of self-sufficiency and. rugged individualism in texas. so it's a good question man like i don't. know you know i was thinking about this. the other day. um so will you grab me an extra water by. chance thanks man. um how would you do survival well i was. thinking about this the other day so.

i'm talking to my friend in louisiana. and he said oh there's rolling blackouts. so. some friends are coming over tonight. because we have power tonight right i. said okay that's interesting so. it made me think like what if the power. company i'll take the death. so thanks brother so what if the power. company like. like the power company is not a. guarantee for like it's a it's part of. society that we've gotten to we're lucky. enough to have like this thing this. structure you know but yeah like what if. it went out like.

so i don't know where this mirror was. coming from i mean that's probably. certainly the best way to word things if. you're the leader. but i mean if it's people sitting in a. home they're freezing to death yeah and. it's. you know at some point you have to start. a fire for yourself or you have to go to. somebody's house that like you have to. also take action. true but you don't want your leader to. be like every man for himself. that's basically not the message you. know what i mean but that's a great. point you know your leader is supposed. to be your leader let everybody else. panic. but if you're panicking it's it's over. you know.

but it's one thing to tell people to get. water because there's snow outside so. you know. there's moisture you can figure that out. procure your own electricity. look i mean i wouldn't even if i would. first of all i might have to google. procure. i don't know exactly what it means i. think i do i think it's how you treat. ham yeah. get that back open yeah let's go back to. the yeah. uh at least 10 deaths in texas have been. linked to the winter storm since monday. according to eastern chronicle. so yeah i mean it's wild i think i think.

maybe this guy was probably just. upset about other stuff and probably. attached it to this. yeah but if you were going to procure. your own electricity what would be your. first move i'd probably get a generator. gas power generator or i would start. burning stuff. i mean it's tough that's why burn it. outside because this. the storm is obviously gonna oh that's a. good point but you can't burn it inside. either because of the gas. yeah yeah you know what i mean so the. heat that's the thing that i. i don't know exactly how people were.

doing it unless you had. the generator right so yeah i think. that's a good point so i guess maybe. they're thinking yeah find other people. that have generators. i get it's also tough with this kind of. article you don't know if people's cell. phones are still working you don't know. if the roads are able that people. can drive on um i wish they knew they. would say what set this man off. but yeah if you're the leader i think. you probably gotta find a better way to. lead. yeah you can't you can't come out and be. like hey you [ __ ]. [Laughter]. procure some electricity i'm like well i.

don't even know what that means man. i don't have any electricity to google. procure so you're gonna have to break it. down for me a little better yeah but if. you're in your house yelling. for help but you also have legs at work. it's like. then that's on you also but i think one. of the big. issues we have in america today theo is. that people have. forgotten that two things can be true at. the same time. yeah two things can be true at the same. time you know whether you're talking. about. this pandemic where two things can be.

true at the same time. do masks cure everything no they don't. you can still get it if you have a mask. yeah. but is it possible that they help yeah. right so there's two things people are. saying you're yelling at each other and. both of what you and i are saying. are the same are true you know what i. mean it's possible for two things to be. true. this also should you wait to die. no but is it up to you to procure. electricity. yeah probably not not at first yeah do.

you know what i mean like so i think. it's probably. that's the thing like we've we've. lost the ability to go yeah that can be. true what i'm saying is also true but. that can be true also. yeah there's no there's no room for two. sets of truths. right which most things have yeah most. things have. two sides and most of the time both. sides have truth to them. yeah that's why people are so it's so. easy to to pick a side now right we're. so tribal now. it's not that there aren't we can't find.

facts there are too many facts available. yeah so i can find a fact that'll back. up whatever the [ __ ] i want to tell you. is true. i can find a fact online an article. online a news site online. that'll back me up you know what that. does that makes me seem smart that gives. me a [ __ ] hill to stand on. so i never have to listen to you oh yeah. do you know what i mean i just saw it. online. and everybody in your echo chamber says. the same thing so it must be true. but both two things can be true at the. same time yeah that's a good point man. ability to see.

um they just had this ufc girl that lost. her job did you see this this carano. girl. yeah man as a jew i think it's not good. yeah what did you have any thoughts on. it man look i think. the equivalent is a complete false. equivalency. of her what she's making here a complete. false equivalency the fact that. she has said some things that upset. people. and are going out there going after her. online is. not even close to what jews had to deal.

with. in the 40s in germany oh yeah it's it's. not. even it's a however. the this is we we have to stop. cancelling people for having different. ideas than we have. yeah that's it even if their ideas are. wrong even if their ideas are deemed. wrong yeah it's like it's gotten to this. place where it's like. if somebody because then you end up with. a herd of people who will just never say.

anything but they're angry all the time. right. and so look it's nick cannon to me was. the best example. when i heard what he said i was like oh. this dude. just doesn't get he doesn't know yeah. he's yeah he's just reading like. somebody he watched some bad. uh malcolm x he's regurgitating some. some false narratives and i'm not saying. malcolm x is bad i'm saying he watched. some outtake of farrakhan or something. like. there's some videos that get passed. around even by smart people that i know. that i'm like. are you serious just sharing this i i.

dude i could not agree with you one that. goes around it's like that oh. uh white people are afraid if black. people got in power that they would. treat. white people like they treated black. people and i'm like this is insane. i haven't seen that one is that a fair. con one yeah i think it was a fair. comment but just some of the stuff that. like. i don't know just like it's just so like. i. i don't know i just i can't believe some. people would. share some things that they share you. know i i just think this scene. probably first of all unnecessary i.

think if you feel like. you can't be heard which i think you can. if you have. if you have like it's not even if you're. not like. almost openly because they had that. silence is violence thing. like during blm like if you're not. openly. liberal a lot of times i feel like you. definitely get stared at. for not making a lot of the same. statements you know um. this here's the thing man but like. we we're making people scared.

to speak so you drive people underground. yeah and when you drive people. underground. what happens is they get angrier and. angrier and angrier and angrier. and then it probably erupts in something. like this and then something happens and. then something happens. and for me like look nick cannon was the. perfect example. when i read it i'm like this dude just. needs to be take him to auschwitz. take him to the places that can show him. exactly. what he's not hearing about this history. right and. and by the way somebody did i think.

julian edelman that dude from the. patriots jew i believe he's the one who. took. might have taken nick canada auschwitz. and sat down introduced him to some. rabbis. and the rabbis were like here's the. history of jews and nick cannon was like. got it. got it right and um but we've stopped. even allowing that julian edelman goes. at nick wright on twitter. no we've stopped allowing there to be. i've always said the number one way you. learn something is by someone really. showing you by hand yeah and instead of.

like people offering to do that now. they uh they take people's jobs away. they denounce them they make them. i don't know they like they i guess they. canceled them like i feel like yeah. maybe it's better if someone says. i think you don't understand some things. dude some people. are racist and it's hard to get through. there and some people are just. ignorant to it and angering i don't mean. that in a way they're ignorant people. but they're. about this thing yes i don't mean that. in a negative way right so.

to me you know julian edelman. getting in there with nick cannon and. nick cannon meeting with rabbis that's. education. right and so what that does is when you. cancel him you make him angry. he hates jews more that's it's their. fault i lost my job. right and he perpetuates it and instead. of that it stops there hopefully. and so and a guy with a good with a loud. microphone can be like hey this is. actually the way it is now yeah. there are some people i just don't think. you reach oh and by the way from cool.

hand luke some. people you just can't reach oh yeah so. you so you get what you had here last. week. yeah um but but i think man that. it's all about being able to sit down. and talk to people. yeah because canceling people gets it. doesn't do it i think it's also. losing some of its appeal and it's. making people really turn away from a. lot of hollywood it's like. so with these people just cancel anyone. who like and it's not in this instance. you know i mean this is. i mean you know it's like some of this. seems pretty intense.

but she must have felt for a long time. like she can't say anything yeah she. can't speak. um look i don't agree with a lot of the. things that she's posted. and i don't think any of them mean that. she should have been. cancelled off that show yeah i just. don't think that's the right message to. send. again when you're pushing a group of. people underground. because they think differently than you. that is dangerous that's how you have. uprisings that's how you get a bunch of. angry people. fighting back because whether it's true. or not look man it's perception.

your perception of how things is are is. your reality. right whether it is reality or not right. so if you have say two million people. who feel like they're being persecuted. whether they are they aren't and being. pushed under the ground where they are. they aren't. it's going to bubble up there's no way. for it not to yeah. and so i just feel like we're going. about this. in the wrong way a lot of times there's. some people who do deserve to get. canceled oh yeah i think there's some. people who are yeah there's people who. you know there's people all over the. place that probably deserve uh.

probably is definitely some sort of ca. some sort of reprimanding some sort of. real. yes action against them you know um. but it is it's definitely like it's. become a place a lot of. social media has become a place where. you can't it's not even like. it's like they group everybody i feel. like there's a lot of grouping of. white and poor white people that um. they're all racist or they're all this. way or they're all. dumb or they're all ignorant it's like.

man it's so hard to be poor and white. like don't you understand like. i think it's hard to be poor dude in. anything white is one color of poor. get treated differently by the media. than another color does man that just. baffles me sometimes well i just think. that and i grew up poor too man like we. grew up in no car. and you know um i remember walking to. school and we just rode our bikes and we. had to borrow a car to go grocery. shopping and. you know um i wore hand-me-downs.

because i had three older brothers damn. i wore hand-me-downs until i was like. 12 or 13. they started off as overalls. and they finished his pants yeah man i i. mean i didn't have like you know what i. mean. so i get it i just think that. it's not that white poor people are. treated differently. i just think they're not portrayed at. all. like it's the they haven't been for a. while visually. visually we're not being asked to. feel sorry for or support that community.

yeah and i i don't know the exact reason. for it man you know and i i think. all media is unfortunately. intentionally divisive because i think. fear. motivates people to do things more than. anything else. the thing that's going to motivate you. to do something the most is for me to. get on camera. and say hey everybody these people this. group of bad people are coming to take. something away from you. something you already have nothing. motivates you to do something. then somebody come to take some [ __ ] i.

already have do you know what i mean. that'll get you scared guns rights. whatever it is that you're coming to get. think about this dude yeah think about. the mask. and i'm just using this because it's. current and and for me guys. i'm i i fall right in the middle of it i. wear it because i think. e i don't think i'm going to die from. corona but you know what i don't want. whatever the [ __ ] those people are. having because it sounds terrible yeah. two weeks of that sounds terrible. yeah yeah i agree so so and do i have. underlying health issues. i don't think so but i also know other.

people that do. and the mask is no big deal to me but. here is how crazy people get. so it's all about um my rights my rights. my rights right. okay hey man make sure you put your. shoes on before you come in the. restaurant okay. hey man make sure you put that shirt on. before you come to the restaurant okay. why. because these are old rules nothing's. being taken away from us. i grew up with them i see what you're. saying they're rules that you've i grew. up with that. so it just seems totally normal to me.

but why is it. any different so what i'm saying is. if you said to me hey you can go into a. restaurant with people wearing masks and. no shoes. or shoes and no masks i'd be like no. shoes because i'm not going to get. i'm not getting sick but it's just an ir. a reasonable. law rule that was already there that we. all. already accept right but now that i'm. telling you you've got to do it. now it's my rights do you know what i. mean yeah it's interesting yeah it's. because you're taking yeah you're taking. something away from me that i've always.

just taken for granted. now obviously that's not the whole thing. but that is got to do. with it you're taking it from me that's. a part of it yeah that's definitely a. part of a lot of things i think yeah. it's like you're taking something away. from me it's like. yeah um just think of the seat belt dude. the seat belt is something the. government makes you do. because they're telling you it's better. for you yeah. i don't there's nobody like hey [ __ ] you. in your seat belts. yeah you know what you know what i mean. ah that can they can't make me wear a.

seatbelt well yeah they can. yeah and you've just accepted it yeah. it's just different man when you start. to get things. changed or taken from you that you feel. like you should have a choice over. it it'll [ __ ] with you as an adult yeah. it does i think and especially as you're. as you become an adult because those are. things you're used to yeah it's just. like. yeah and then you start to feel like if. i lose this and it's going to be other. things. and when does this kind of stop 100 um. 100. yeah it's interesting with the mass. thing man it's really interesting i. think. the tough part for me sometimes is when. i have to be like.

in a doctor's office or in a place where. you have to keep it on the whole time. and then it's like it starts to be like. you lose the ability to. you don't even feel human a lot of times. you just like you're stuck in this thing. and they're stuck in that thing. and you're just kind of getting done. whatever business you need to get done. 100 and there's no value. in like uh being like a human anymore. and then i think. you attach that if you then attach that. to the fact that there is um.

you know that that the government is. mandating it and that like. you know it's uh instead of just letting. the the disease pass through. like herd immunity type of thing they're. like. trying to like mandate everyone's. movements and everything. it's scary for some people when the. government starts to step in. and tell you what you should or. shouldn't do. my whole thing with this and basically. whatever you want to use whatever. example climate change or anything right. i'm not very smart so what i do.

is i go okay what do the majority of. smart people say. if the majority of smart people were. like hey. if the majority of doctors said hey. daddy don't don't wear the mask i'd be. like yeah everybody don't wear the mask. and some say don't wear the mask but to. the doctors that i've spoken to. the majority of them are like yeah just. wear the mask it's probably easier so. i'm just listening to what. the majority of people who are smarter. than me think right well i'm going to. tell you right now you know what i know. about the disease.

no no i don't know. [ __ ] about it i just know the same. articles that you've read. yeah so i just ask people who are. smarter than me and that's all i can do. because i'm not that [ __ ] smart so. when i hear people like you know. what it is dude come on man like you. you know what i mean like it's tough to. like yeah. mustard on your face dude. you don't want to get to that level and. it's also like we're at an age where we. are not like suscept we're not. like the primary candidates of people.

that are going to get injured or. something. um i do think it's crazy sometimes how. every place it's like lock up the ground. it's like. put old people on the side and i think. open things up and let people live their. lives. it's crazy to me how a place like. tennessee will be open. and a place like los angeles will be. closed i know there's a lot more people. in los angeles yeah. but it's still not like it's rampant. in tennessee you know i think the. problem. has been we're all we're all.

you know you go back to it if we go back. to what talking about the kids. if we all consider us kids right. consistency. there's never been a consistent message. yeah which has. sowed basic distrust into. now every since there's never been a. consistent message and it's never been. consistent. in the places in the country everybody's. like well nobody knows [ __ ]. so i'm coming up with my own idea you. know and at this point. we're too far in to shut it down again. oh i agree with that you know what i. mean i agree if it was gonna happen.

it everybody should have been put their. big boy pants on for those first two. months. but after the first two months it's out. there. but i feel like the first two weeks. everybody was locked up. you know maybe they weren't what maybe. they weren't i don't know. you know what's interesting man for me. it definitely feels like to me that. things should be open. and we should keep real good care of our. senior citizens give them some money. so that they're able to take care of. themselves yeah and let everybody else. go back to work man. that's what it feels like to me i um.

i talked to my dad can i tell you what. my dad said yeah he's 83. and um it's a couple months ago and i. was. and he's you know my dad is a. my dad is the most honest. moral ethical dude and um. but i asked him i go so uh what do you. think about maybe we should just start. the economy and. i'm thinking about maybe hitting the. road a little bit i just need i can't.

not work that i just i can't go another. year with not working. and i could hear him just steaming and i. was like what's going on and he said. well let me ask you something. have i lived my life pretty well and i. go yeah and he goes i raise my kids and. i'm definitely not at the beginning of. my life is that right and i said yeah. and he goes. so i because you can't figure out. your [ __ ] i have to live the rest of my. life indoors is that you're telling me. i don't deserve the respect like i. haven't lived my life i didn't.

the rest of people my age we didn't. build this country for you guys that we. have to live our last years. indoors because you can't figure out how. not to go to a [ __ ] bar on a friday. and i was like and i said i. completely understand that i go but what. about the small business dude. in new jersey who's been shut down for. seven months and he goes no i get that. he said but you can't just open it up. wide. we got to be smarter he said because i. don't want to die in my house. yeah and i was like i and i couldn't. remember how we were talking about two.

things can be true at the same time. yeah i couldn't argue with that do you. know what i mean because yeah i know you. it's tough to yeah what are you gonna. say to that man. so like you know his life is his real. his is his reality and it makes perfect. sense. yeah yeah um so for me i'm with you like. we just got to figure out a way you can. still be smart. you know those 27 man orgies maybe stop. there's been a couple of those you see. really getting busted oh man. dude there was 125 man there's dude. apologize. show up.

yo with 25 dude orgy that's a lot. of ticks to worry about man that's this. one. this guy got caught sneaking out of the. back oh definitely he did. he got caught sneaking out of the back. of a 25 due to orgy because he's an. anti-lgbtq politician from hungary. but he got he got so his anti-lgbtq. and he got busted and that's always how. they do it yeah coming out of 25 guys. first of all gays wear some dicks where.

yeah how do you pick your 25. you know what i mean like how do you. pick and is 25 the limit two of them. right there in the distance right there. yeah. yeah this dude now that's a lot of men. are lead you know without ladies out. there we gotta at least let the ladies. loose. man look at this guy it looks like if. i'm picturing 25 dudes who look exactly. like that dude right there you know what. i mean.

just oh man just playing [ __ ] booty. darts this dude. this dude when he has sex he his face. gets sweaty. there's no doubt this dude's face gets. sweaty i bet he keeps his shirt on. during. the whole time that white t-shirt yeah i. bet he keeps his watch on. oh yeah what time time for me to keep. [ __ ] yeah but i think he goes. when he goes sex he goes glasses off but. he puts one monocle in.

yeah monocle sweaty face white t-shirt. and socks. yeah he should definitely at least sell. merch. how do you [ __ ] that's the problem. bro if you were. elected official when you get busted in. a sex crime sell. murder you gotta march it out man how. are y'all not selling merch. i mean that that seems like i mean. what's the t-shirt you wearing. jumping out of a 25 dude yeah orgy. yeah it's just like a bit a picture of. you like leaving a house and there's.

like 20. 25 sets of eyes and one of them was. peeking on one of the windows or how. about. i went to a 25 man orgy and all i got. was this lousy t-shirt. that's the one to do it all right you. win the shirt idea yeah. let's bring up another news article what. else do we have and then we'll finish up. here man. uh let's go with that uh logan paul. what's he doing now did he sell his home. does it say what does it say here. can you zoom in a little thank you. brother the pandemic has filled a. dramatic new wave of high profile.

migration. sending tech workers to texas wall. street types to florida. and youtube provocateur logan paul to. puerto rico paul and influence. entertainers told his 2.8 million. youtube subscribers tuesday he was. leaving los angeles and moving to the. heaven on earth of dorado. so it to me this is a community about 30. minutes west of san juan has become a. favorite spot of wealthy. mainlanders to me uh this. sounds like he did.

ayahuasca and just took off and went to. portland now he's making a choice he had. now. yeah um i gotta tell you you know um. i first of all love puerto rico it's a. beautiful place. but i understand they have some weather. issues down there where you might not. want to build a. super expensive home yeah because the. hurricanes whip through there. pretty good however um you know. it's a beautiful spot oh yeah portugal's. beautiful man they got that three kings. day.

tres reyes tres reyes which is also a. gang uh. in part of america but it's crazy here. in california paying taxes and for what. paul said on his show impulsive the. streets are not fixed homeless people. everywhere. a darth well i'm surprised you knew that. word but i respect that logan well done. a darth of unemployment coveted not. handled. i don't love it yeah man there's a lot. of things about california that lead it. to. that i think have led to some of its. decline. in some of our minds i mean for me.

number one was definitely taxes. yeah i just didn't feel like paying. taxes to uh. just such a a place that to me it just. becomes so. just too far lopsided just i agree out. for blood. not as creative as it as i felt like it. maybe once was um too much. nepotism i feel like not enough chances. for the regular person that's moving. there. um and i could be wrong i i could be. totally wrong but those are just. thoughts that have been in my head.

no am i saying they're accurate for me. the taxes i was like i i didn't mind. paying the taxes. when i knew what my taxes were going. towards right. why am i paying taxes and stepping over. homeless people wherever not it's not. just in one part of the city now. everywhere why am i why am i meeting up. yeah man. they're making community yeah why am i. paying taxes. and it's so dirty do you know what i. mean like if i'm paying this money.

it's a lot of money yeah a lot of money. then what am i getting from. it and i wasn't getting anything and not. only that man honestly. it's like i said and i should have left. a couple years ago i never felt like i. was really part of the cool. kids and i felt like i feel so much more. creative and relaxed here because i. don't feel like i'm. competing all the time oh yeah i'm not. waking up wondering what other people. are doing or. a great point you know what i mean yeah.

that part of my day is gone. it's like i'm just a little creative and. maybe i can spend some time taking care. of myself yeah. um did you wake up also and worry about. what other people were doing and what. other people. i just found like i'm i'm like why am i. in my own head. competing with these people yeah we're. not competing. do you know what i mean right i haven't. done that here. yeah i think uh i think well. i stole my apartment there so it's like. and i'll probably go back and spend some.

time there especially. as the summer comes back and um and it's. a nice you know to get to the beach and. also to do. do podcasting and stuff like that but. it's nice to not. have it just never felt like it always. felt like work. it felt like the second i got off the. plane i was at the office. okay just like man i'm at this and then. if i was if i was. home for two weeks i'm i'm just in an. office for two weeks rather i'm sleeping. i'm at the in my bed at home or anywhere. i am. just always like this never-ending buzz.

of uh of office stuff and then i. i really feel like some of the. creativity there has. they've it's been so separated it's like. so second third fourth generation just. people getting opportunities on their. name and stuff. that they've lost sight of like a lot of. the. not only lost sight but kind of. separated themselves from a lot of the. places in america where a lot of good. storytelling comes from and like. um you know in a lot of creativity like.

creativity is kind of a group process. you know and when you. when you really minimalize yourself to. very. you know kind of narrow. lanes of okay thought i think. and i'm not saying if they're right or. wrong but it it very much. leaves you in this place where you can't. really tell a joke if there's no. if there's not a wall to bounce it off. of sometimes and it's like. they just have created this place where. i don't even you see some of these new.

comedy shows and comedy specials and. it's like there's not even any jokes in. it it's not comedy. no it's not it's not comedy it's crazy. and i don't know how they get out of. that. how they get out of this like spiral of. oh you're worse than i am. you're you messed up you messed up you. messed up you're bad. you know it's it i i think podcast has. helped stand up more than anything. because no doubt it's a loud man right. because people have gotten used to. remember when people used to talk to us. about jokes per minute.

we got to be yeah well there's not. enough time 70 jokes per minute yeah. there's none of jokes per minute in that. story you're like. but i'm telling a story like it's got to. be so i really feel like it has helped. but i think what started happening in. l.a for me. anyways is that everybody kind of looked. at joe. or segura or you or bert and it. it it um the. path to success started to become very. repetitious it's very copycat. and so i think a lot of the creativity.

ha it's like you know a couple years ago. maybe 10 years ago everybody who left. new york comedy scene sounded like a. tell. everybody had his cadence yeah do you. know what i mean not because they were. ripping it off but he. was that big of an influence right and. so i think there's so much of the. influence from the top. that creatively a lot of the stuff. that's coming out. is starting to look the same we haven't. had that next wave. of who's doing something different.

interesting you know what i mean so. right and i wonder if. there's and maybe something different. does come out of a lot of this it. usually always does yeah i think so. i think right you're right. um josh wolf he's got a new special on. march 4th streaming it live one take. dude dang that's risky bro but it's. gonna live. for a week uh so if you get if you can't. watch it on thursday march 4th. it'll live for a week on that link it's. only ten dollars. we're trying to we're great deal yeah.

and we're upset in the apple cart here. everybody. i like it i like somebody changing the. game man if this goes well then who. knows we could all be doing this so. that's exciting. yeah man and you get to set your own. price it lives for as long as you want. it to live and then you. own the material so you get to do what. you want to do oh i feel you man i feel. you man i have a special with netflix. but then after that i think i would. i think this might be the future you. know yeah and it's nice to see you uh. you know neil armstrong and out there. man yeah comedian joshuawolf.com. everybody don't pay no attention that. picture i'm gonna have to get a new one.

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