Joe Rogan | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #554

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m in the Canada and Calgary as well in. the Canada get all your tickets at theo. comom and just thank you for um. supporting Live Comedy and supporting uh. the return of the Rat tour today's guest. is a stand-up comedian he's a UFC. commentator uh he is the biggest. podcaster in the world uh I'm thankful. for him and Jamie uh for welcoming me. here.

um the first half of this episode was on. his channel uh and the second half of. the episode is here now um today's guest. is the powerful Joe. [Music]. [Applause]. Rogan thanks man nice to see you bro. good to see you too yeah man fun time we.

were just talking about how if we had a. camera on us when we were in Vegas. having dinner a couple weeks ago that. one night we were so silly we were dying. laugh after UFC dying your buddies were. there one of there was Pro um pool pool. players yes yeah Jeremy Jones and Carl. boys and they were they had been. swimming in a pool of beer they been. they been playing in a deep end of a. pool of they were there for 6 hours of. the fights drinking they were cooked. they cuz they got there with me so they.

started watching the fights at like 3:30. p.m. yeah oh during that Chris Wyman. fight one of them kept yelling hole in. one over and over again so yeah I knew. that they were [ __ ] in one yeah I. mean they were just getting pretty. cooked up well that's. unfortunate yeah dude that was fun that. dinner was fun it was F that place was. fancy in there um but it was a good time. man you just got back from Scotland. yeah well.

how was it oh Jo [ __ ] they did they talk. to you like that oh Joe they talk like. that yeah yeah I don't want to do an. impression of it I'll [ __ ] it up but I. like it over there it's beautiful would. you like was there I think that it's. like it's one of the most beautiful. places but it's like very lightly. populated I almost don't want to talk. about it cuz it's so cool cuz there's. not a lot of people there oh yeah but. it's also there's like some [ __ ] there. that's so old they had uh some guide. Stone on this property and they said I.

go how old are these things they're like. thousands of years old we don't even. know don't know who put them there don't. know why they're there so these like. 4,000 5,000 year old stones that are. sticking out of the ground they have a. stone circle there that's older than. Stonehenge H it's crazy yeah yeah. stonehinge is crazy dude I remember when. um in school they would teach us like. stonehinge it's crazy who knows what. happened you know like Smurfs aliens. like they had all this crazy [ __ ] they. would teach you they taught you about.

that in school yeah yeah Smurfs or just. everybody didn't know what it was about. right but then Stone NES by Smurfs. [ __ ] Jamie did you get that in Ohio. did they teach learned about it all at. the same time like him probably yeah. this is during the 80s bro early 90s and. um but then we went there one time we. were touring and we drove by and. literally they had an exit for. stonehinge and it was just right there. it was like a rest area it was just like. right off the highway and when you went. there was it impressive no it was like I. was impressed cuz I'd learned they.

didn't give a [ __ ] there's like people. over there just like changing their kids. in front of it and stuff on the ground. like people didn't give a [ __ ] you walk. up to it and touch it right it's right. there dude they had like a sign that was. like um I don't even think it said. please don't touch it was like just. something more vague than that did you. ever see the Georgia gu Stones mm the. Georgia guide stones were this thing. that I don't know if they know who built. it do they know who funded that thing I. don't think so so they found out the.

Georgia gueston somebody spent a lot of. money to make these giant. stone statues with the guides to how to. keep a civilization intact and then oh. like the rules yeah oh wow yeah it's. written in a bunch of different. languages so what is it Lang so somebody. blew it up man no oh yeah let's it down. the bottom somebody um somebody blew it. up and then they decided after the. person blew up part of it to destroy it.

all which I don't understand that logic. why they wouldn't just rebuild it why. didn't you just rebuild it so a. mysterious Monument meant to guide into. an Age of Reason was destroyed after an. apparent bombing that's and that right. there is like a perfect example of. existence it feels like how about just. leave it there yeah okay in June of 1979. a man going by the pseudonym of RC. Christian approached the Elberton. Granite Finishing Company with the task. of building a monument he said that no. one was ever to know his true identity.

or the group that he was representing or. the group that he of of the group or. that of the group that he was. representing he seemed to have an. endless supply of money to fund the. project and by the terms of the legal. contract all plans had to be destroyed. after completion and all information. about him withheld from the public so. the the stones are finished in. 1980 um they carry a tablet in the front. proclaiming let these be guid stones to. an Age of Reason engraved in the stones. are 10 guidelines meant to to. reestablish the planet and Society.

perhaps after an apocalypse they're. written in eight different languages. English Spanish Swahili Hindu Hebrew. Arabic Chinese and Russian amongst other. Commandments preached to maintain. Humanity under 500 million In Perpetual. balance with nature wow rule passion. Faith tradition and all things with. tempered reason balance personal rights. with social duties yeah be not a cancer. on the earth leave room for nature wow.

solid laws yeah do you think that's. solid yeah it seems like a great plan do. you think that humanity is supposed to. reach like this place where we kind of. get it all figured out or do you think. it's always just this constant e and. flow. of like well I think step forward step. back or two steps forward step back we. were talking about on the podcast like. what's happening in terms of like people. slowly turning into genderless aliens. yeah you know I think I think that's.

probably really what's going on I don't. think Humanity ever gets together I. think Humanity stops being Humanity. because I think what keeps us from. getting it together a lot of it is if. you think about the horrors of society. like violence War thievery like stealing. resources all that stuff imprisoning. people corruption all those things are. like there those are built-in Primal. behaviors in human beings especially. with unchecked power and I think that as.

long as we're just human beings we're. going to have those things we'll have. less and less of them we have way less. now than we had during [ __ ] King King. Henry VII like back during King Henry. VII you couldn't have a podcast he would. [ __ ] kill you when he wanted to get. rid of his wives he just chopped their. [ __ ] heads off give me get a new one. get rid of her off with her head you. couldn't do that the thing right was it. was it Henry VII that was off with her. head wasn't he the guy he had like a few. of them he would see it now it would be. his wife would make a talk about it in a.

heartbeat I feel like or her sister. would oh yeah she would like that. [ __ ] there was nothing wrong. with her. head he said her head was cursed Henry. is. lying nowadays are different man so. there's like that's like Stephen. pinker's work if you follow his work on. violence and crime people always want to. think that violence and crime is more. now than ever before but the reality is. when you look at the course of human. history it's there's never been a more. uh safe time to be alive than right now.

what do you think it looks like coming. up do you think like people start to Res. like if if fear if like people continue. to be so like full of fear do we do. people like Resort back to like their. tribal nature or what kind of starts to. happen they definitely do if the power. goes out the only thing that keeps. Society together is power as soon as. power goes out you have no electricity. you have no cooling so you can't stay in. places where it's too hot and you can't. live in places where it's too cold. you're in a bad spot there so then if. you're living in a place where it's too. cold you're heavily dependent upon.

firewood so a big part of your day is. getting firewood you have to make sure. you have enough if you're living in. Siberia you have to have a [ __ ] [ __ ]. pile of firewood and you never let that. fire go out ever get a bunch ever you. need to have a bunch I would I'd get. there early you got to keep that [ __ ]. fire going man cuz if you're stuck out. there and it's 70° below zero like. you'll die dude imagine you fall asleep. and it [ __ ] goes out and then you. have to wake up the other people a lot. these guys aren't using Magic to start.

fires either cuz you know that's one of. the things that survival will tell you. is like you're going to run out of. matches you should learn how to start a. fire without matches so you got to learn. how to start a fire with with steel and. flint and you hell it's so [ __ ] not. easy man there's some fire starters you. can get like they're pretty good have. you seen people do like when you go. hunting and stuff you have done I've. done it yeah I've started fires with. these little Flint sticks so it's like. um it's like a piece of Steel and a. piece of flint and there's uh these. little things called fire starters and.

some people make them too one one of the. ways they make them is they take uh. cotton balls like cotton swabs and they. uh soak them in Vaseline and so then you. um take Tinder so you have like uh some. people use steel wool oh yeah they use. different things that you can like. there's you can you can make it with. like shavings and dry the shavings out. and then you slowly get little Sparks. onto those shavings. and and then once you get it going then. you put put some little sticks on then.

you put some bigger sticks on now you. have a fire yeah and they say that you. should know how to do that because you. don't want to be on that last match. going [ __ ] [ __ ] like you have to know. how to actually start a fire the the. best way is with tools I tried to start. a fire when I was in the Boy Scouts with. the bow I don't know if you ever did. that one like there's a stick and you. wrap oh yeah you do it like that or. whatever forth and back and for I got. cot Joe or whatever I got it to smoke I. got Blackness came out of it I never got. a fire damn I never got it to the point. where I could like light something on. fire there yeah but I was also dumb I.

didn't realize you got to like put. little tiny pieces of wood down in there. once it starts going then blow on it I. didn't I was I thought it was a fire was. going to get going just [ __ ] go huh I. thought that thing was going to like. fire eventually yeah it didn't didn't. what um in Scotland did you see any good. um music acdc's from Scotland oh yeah. that's what I was thinking of earlier. when we're talking for that's about to. is that them fire.

we austral ACDC is yeah you son of a. [ __ ] changing it well they keep. changing. it they keep changing it it's like Baron. steam Bears you know it's like the. Mandela effect yeah that's what it is. what um yeah what's a famous band that. is from Scotland then take that back two. of the members are from glasow so oh not. an. incorrect Jamie came at you hard there. came at you a little hard there what. else do they saying ACDC uh Long Way to.

the Top yeah Back in Black Back in Black. Hells yeah Hell's Bells Back in Black. yeah whole lot of. Rosie I heard that when I whole lot of. woman yeah you have you have whole lot. of roses you know that song Maybe I have. heard it you never heard that song Come. On Son say it again listen give give me. a little whole lot of Rosie a whole lot. of you got to hear this you never heard. this song there's no way you never heard. this song this is a a this is a Bon.

Scott ACDC classic the early. days roing. black that's a [ __ ] Scott come on those. were the [ __ ] days dude it's just. picking up give me a little more oh. we're in trouble already I it's his show. we're in trouble it's your show it's. your trou that's true we're in trouble. dude yeah we're get yeah we probably. won't be able to play that um but boys. it call whole lot. of edit that out they will come for you. um did you see the Facebook uh put out. new standards today for Content.

moderation no I did see that they're. supposed to that uh that Dana White was. doing something with Mark Zuckerberg. uhhuh and that they were's part of his. board now and that they were GNA allow. more free speech that's what they said. they're gonna allow more free speech and. allow people to not be restricted to. talk about things were hot button issues. before great and they're going to remove. they're going to remove the content. moderation for uh a type of community. notes Facebook and Instagram get rid of. fact cheers the problem with fact.

Checkers is there's been a lot of fact. Checkers that were just wrong and it's. very ideologically based um especially. anything that has to do with climate. change or anything that has to do with. vaccines or anything that has to do with. anything. pharmacologically yeah it says in a. video posted alongside a blog post by. the company on Tuesday chief executive. Mark Zuckerberg said third party. moderators were too politically biased. and it was time to get back to Our Roots. around free Express. but do you think they're I wonder if.

there's something else going on CU I. find it hard to believe they're really. willing to give up that bias you know. like I well it's probably not good for. business to keep that bias they're. they're they're in a business right. their business is social media and if. Twitter sets a standard which it clearly. does so Twitter is the most wild of all. big platforms you can get away with a. lot of [ __ ] on Twitter yeah um that has. not been the case with Facebook or. Instagram and if Twitter continues to.

have the kind of Engagement that it has. because it lets people go wild and I. know there's a lot of criticisms about. even Twitter's content moderation but. everybody has to admit it's certainly. better than everywhere else yeah it's. like there's a dispute now about whether. or not people should be demonetized. right whether uh if you're allowed to. speak on the platform if they can say. you're saying things we don't like we're. gonna be able to take away your ability. to make money well you're kind of. censoring people in a way because you're.

you're enforcing self-censorship because. they're not going to say those. inflammatory things anymore because then. then they need a Adrien dipman account. right right them accounts talk some [ __ ]. blow a little steam off well I wonder. talk a little [ __ ] about the government. is AI what if a but how do we know that. the information in AI isn't being. adjusted to fit whatever they wanted to. say like that's what one thing I always. thought like well it is it certainly is. like that was the problem with Google's. G when it first came out you know.

Google's Gemini when it first came out. they said make images of Nazi soldiers. they had Multicultural Nazi soldiers did. you see that uh-uh oh you have to see it. you have to see it you're going to freak. out they had all types of Nazi soldiers. black Nazi soldiers they had a Native. American Nazi oh at least everybody was. do Chinese. Nazis Le so dumb but it's like that's. what you try to be woke and you attach. it to everything look oh well you're not. representing reality I said show me. Vikings not Chinese midgets like what.

are you doing like what are you doing. why why are you showing me this because. it's woke is not reality and if you do. that with AI like look at this look at. those. images look at that it looks like guy's. from [ __ ] Nigeria the lower left-and. corner look at the Native American lady. with her braids that's so crazy that's a. Nazi Soldier she's a cutie kind of she. is kind of cute it's uh but look at that. that's nuts so if that's artificial. intelligence that's not intelligent at. all you're ignoring the reality of what.

a Nazi looked like right but you'd only. need a couple Generations that it feels. like to end up just brainwashing every. you know 100% like that's the thing. that's super scary it's like instead of. controlling like what what people write. you control what the paper will say. right 100% it's almost like controlling. um he who controls the AI controls the. The Narrative of the whole country and. it's going to be smarter than you and me. like you and me if we have an opposition. to something maybe we could say it in a. funny way maybe we can like relate to. people because they know the way we.

think but AI is going to be way better. at communicating so it's going to be. like we're going to look stupid like. have you ever had a debate with someone. who's way smarter than you and they're. making more points than you and you're. stuck your episode of. laga it's frustrating right but you you. like you're trapped and like ah [ __ ] I. can't really articulate this as well. most of my life is like that right so. imagine that but with the smartest. people in the world not being able to. keep up cuz AI is going to literally be. like not just the smart person in the. world but all of the smartest people in.

the world together wow [ __ ] yeah that's. that I just worry then whoever controls. that is going to control everything ex. exactly and these [ __ ] Eggheads that. are running us towards the edge of the. cliff have to do what they're doing. because China's doing it and they're. stealing our data for sure you know but. let them have it what are they getting. they're they're they're replicating our. research they're making AI as well. they're way ahead in a lot of stuff man. way ahead China's way ahead in drone. Technology Way.

but what is somebody could like I. sometimes I guess with drone they can. come and I guess e drop they can see. what's going commercial drones okay I. don't know what the military has and. this was like a big subject of the Shawn. Ryan podcast the other day do you know. about this yeah they had a guy on there. who came through and said that um oh. that liberg guy um the guy who. supposedly blew himself up in the Tesla. cyber Tru in front of Trump Tower yeah. right so there's a guy who came on the. Sha Ryan podcast and said that this dude.

Matthew livelsberger is that you say it. uh was who apparently was on a. television show 12 years ago with Tim. Kennedy oh yeah I saw that Green Beret. TV show where they did Green Beret [ __ ]. pretty cool yeah so this guy uh wrote. this Manifesto he sent this uh not I. wouldn't say a Manifesto but a statement. and in that statement he had there's no. indication he was going to blow himself. up in that statement by the way the. statement was just talking about what he. knew MH and what was the problem was.

that these Chinese drones are operating. on this anti-magnetic technology and. that we have this technology as well was. that the stuff that the guy who came on. here was talking about that time here's. what he says here's he says what we've. been seeing with drones is the. operational use of gravitic propulsion. systems powered by aircraft most Le. recently China in the east coast but. throughout history the us only uh only. we in China have this capability our. open location for this activity in the. box is below China has been launching.

them from the Atlantic from submarines. for years but this activity recently has. picked up as of now it's just a show of. force and they're using it similar to. how they use the balloon for Signet and. ISR which are also part of the. integrated Comm system there are dozens. of these balloons in the air at any. given time so what so what is because of. the speed and stealth of these unmanned. ac they are the most dangerous threat to. National Security that has ever existed. they basically have an unlimited payload.

capacity and can park it over the White. House if they wanted it's Checkmate wow. US Government needs to give the history. of this how they're employing it and. weaponizing it how China is employing. them and what the way forward is China. is poised to attack anywhere in the east. coast do you think that this is just. this seems to me also like a fear tactic. it could be it could be you know when. someone releases a letter like that and. then blows.

they the with ainger eag you ever seen a. desert eag it's a giant Overkill of a. gun it's like a 50 caliber pistol what. is it is a Desert Eagle 50. caliber yes I they I don't know I mean. they found the Desert Eagle I don't know. if they officially said that's what we. used but didn't they say that he shot. himself in the head they said there was. a gunshot wound to the head of the. victim in the car and it was the worst. too because yeah they didn't even claim. it was him yet right wow they have. no because the DNA is so destroyed I.

mean he's cooked so they have to you. know sample DNA and then run it through. a lab and then figure out of it's him. [ __ ] they think they believe it's him. though right it's so crazy how when. something happens now it's like there's. we get the news so fast right and we get. video footage of it f like we get a lot. of things fast that you don't you start. getting so many ideas of what's happened. and so many like angles and lanes and. you've had two podcasts come out from. different people before you even get. anything from like uh the authorities.

right but then you feel like you can't. even trust the authorities anyway it's. so wild how we just um are having to. piece everyone is kind of piecing. together for themselves what has. happened every time that's crazy so. that's that shows what it actually looks. like when a 50 caliber shoots a a skull. that's wrapped up in that ballistic show. show one more time can we show this yeah. watch this boom it just gets destroyed. that's a it's a enormous round I mean. it's it's massive over kill to shoot. yourself in the head with one of those.

but the question is. why would you use a cyber Tru because. one of the things about a cyber truck is. if you're trying to do damage a cyber. truck is way more robust than most. trucks I mean you can't even they're. bulletproof yeah you know I should try. to shoot an arrow through one of them. out here yeah which is the worst thing. ever to say about a vehicle I dri I have. a cyber truck and it's the because then. everybody's like oh is it [ __ ]. bulletproof [ __ ] you know they want to. shoot at your truck everybody's like. yeah look at this metal queer people. would yell at me and [ __ ] like you're.

like what is going on like that's so. weird just crazy I mean but people want. to challenge it yeah they don't like it. there's a lot of people that either love. those things I'm on that side or hate. him that's my whole family oh. yeah [ __ ] E they think they look. gross I feel a little embarrassed when I. get out of it sometimes or when I have. to get back in it it's a statement uh I. well I got it like five years ago I. wanted it so bad and you could put down. a 100 bucks and say you had one kind of. you know like I got one on order yeah I. got one on order right everybody had one. but the thing that um you always feel.

like you're working for Lowe's but. you're never dropping off whatever. you're supposed to drop off too you feel. like you're in a pickup truck yeah I. feel like I'm always like uh like I've. got pickup truck actually that's a good. point I feel like I've always got a um. washer dryer but I've just don't know. how to it just it has a feeling to like. I work for a Home Depot and I'm deliver. a world pool yeah like something heavy. yeah what's so heavy I always have. always that feeling that feeling a. refrigerator it feels like bro if you. get an accident with that thing you're. going to do some damage dude I'll tell. you what you don't want to do is get. stuck uh in rural Mississippi having to.

charge that [ __ ] yeah no during the. holidays oh no what' you do dude well. first of all I'll pull up and this must. Circle you at coyotes D it was. crazy people were coming by looking at. it you know their engines from a. distance yeah challenging your. technology people were like women were. like who who were like Barren were like. rubbing their polies against it and. stuff like like I people were like. thinking it had magical powers some. brother came right up right. I had I had the window cracked he.

ordered two black in M from me like I. was like uh uh I was like I'm just. charging like get to Black and M you. know like it I was in a like you can't. even imagine where I where I was town. probably 600 people how did they have a. charger this one place had a charger it. was like an IG how long did it take you. to charge that whole cyber truck it took. me two hours to just get enough to get. out of there basically how many miles. did you get with two hours where the. charging um I would bet I got 40 mil. that's it yeah it was bad it was a tough.

I mean it took me half the day to get. back to my mom's in Bon Rouge wow see. that's the problem with long distance. unless you go to a place that has like. cities where they have the superchargers. yeah well I then when I drove back to. Nashville I hit like ones that had 300. uh 250 kilowatt hours one has 400. kilowatt hours as a Mercedes dealership. wow so how quick would that charge you. up that thing will charge you up I bet. in about 45 minutes still all the way to. 320 Mi that's still a long [ __ ] time. dude I plugged it in at my buddy's house.

it gave me 2 miles an hour so in the I. woke up 6 hours later and had 12 miles. that's so crazy yeah so that was but. that was just like a like a lamp yeah. basically yeah a lot of electricity. power to read by B do you really save. money though have you ever looked at. that like it's like how much he paying. on gas versus how much is it cost for. electricity I don't think you really. save any money and especially if you. have to charge on one of those trips. then it costs like it's pretty expensive. to charge up like it's not more than gas.

but it's probably half the price dude. and then this was the worst thing so in. Louisiana they put a couple Chargers. back behind this Church's Chicken right. like you're like I got to tell you about. this [ __ ] you get some hand movements in. here well look bro dud it's like soon as. you start doing this like I know you got. a. point this was my holidays dude it was. tragic so I get off I get they got a. Church's Chicken right so to drive the. the Chargers are behind the Church's.

Chicken for some reason but there's no. Lane to just drive back to the Chargers. you have to get in the Tog go Lane of. the Church's Chicken you have to go in. so there's a big line at the Church's. Chicken right so I get in line I have to. wait in line to go to the lady at the. order thing you know it's like take your. order uh at the Togo order and I'm like. I'm just going to the charger so then I. go back there and now I have to like. Meander back and forth like back and. forth to get my car to park and there's. hardly any room now I'm just facing the. people who were waiting in line to pick. up their chicken and there's two two.

types of people in the world there's. like people that wait in line at a. Church's Chicken in a Drive-Thru to get. food and people who uh have a electric. vehicle right they're just they're two. different. people very oh so all these people are. like look and then I had to leave right. so I sit there in charge I had to leave. some lady is like wouldn't let me back. in line cuz she didn't want me getting. her chicken right she's like can't get. my chicken and I'm like I [ __ ] I.

don't want your chicken right I'm just. trying to get out of here just try but. there was no way to go around the line. like you had to get in the line to oh. that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. of so so you had to order Chicken in. order to use their electricity no but I. had to promise a lady I was not going to. get her chicken dude I'll give you $111. not to ever [ __ ] even get any chicken. from this place 11 that's not enough or. 27 or whatever it just made me mad dude. but anyway just that whole but just how. fast was that charger that char was. pretty quick it's 250 kows an hour say.

about an hour hour and 15 minutes you. could charge her and you were ready to. go an hour and 15 minutes I got out of. there pretty I got out of there early I. cut out early but it was just a lot man. I love driving a Tesla around town. because I know I'll be able to park it. at home or park it here and charge it. but if I had to go on a road trip I. would be very nervous yeah I would say. not do not do it that's what I would say. also it's like whatever the range is. like let's say the range is 360 miles. not the way I drive yeah you're not. getting that you're getting 220 210 when. you accelerate on the highway like oh I.

pulled into a charger with four or five. miles left right into that bit then you. that's like a pedestrian I don't give a. [ __ ] son you're so close to being a. pedestrian you like minutes on a watch. ticktock ticktock ticktock ticktock wa. from being a pedestrian like from. walking until you run out of water tick. tock ticktock ticktock ticktock ticktock. tick you're four minutes away [ __ ] that. dude but that was about rock fire see. this you can call a tow truck they can. come with a tank of gas like that but.

that they show up you tip the guy thank. you brother appreciate it where's the. nearest gas station he hooks you up you. pay for the gas you pay for his service. you give him a tip you drive to the gas. station bro that's a 15minute ordeal. you're good to go filled up you got. [ __ ] beef jerky you get a mountain. died Mountain. Dew hell on the you got a bag of peanuts. you're not going to eat you're on the. road son yeah you got to [ __ ] uh. you're riding in your truck again you're. ready to farting Huff it again we're. talking about farting in the earlier.

episode guys I wonder if there's been a. study on the dropping IQ from huffing. your own farts driving trucks it can't. be good for you animals would do. it you know what I'm say you would see I. guess caved animals probably do it it. can't be good for you just can't be no. cuz it's your body trying to say no way. and then your nose is like yeah yo you. know what's really bad for you scented. candles really yeah I was reading about. this um they're trying to figure fig out. why there's been an uptick in lung.

cancer from people that don't smoke MH. and they're trying to figure out what is. and they think. it's there's a combination of factors. Burning uh toxins uh some cooking oils. when burn create like problems and. people inhaling like especially for. prolonged periods of time but also. candles like candles are not good for. you those scented candles you're getting. a bunch of funky chemicals your bre so. if you have a one-bedroom apartment. right you got a little bedroom you got. like 10 candles in there cuz you like it.

look it's sexy you know you like to. listen to [ __ ] Moody music you know. you like to lay on your back and jerk. off with your legs in the air like that. yeah yeah yeah like some weirdo yeah. listening to PJ o Ro listen to cholo. Ste under the bridge yeah I want to get. moody dude that has to be the the way. the craziest way to jerk off is laying. on your back legs in the air right yeah. legs in the air yeah [ __ ] of God oh.

that's crazy hold on and some one of my. buddies like sometimes I put a pillow. under my butt I'm like what is that I. don't even feel comfortable stretching. like that when I'm alone you know I. stretch like that when I'm alone I lie. on my back and I get both my ankles and. I pull them down like this to work on my. kicking flexibility oh damn brother I. don't even feel comfortable doing that. but by myself just me by myself yeah. stretching out my legs like this like we. that's hitchhiking for the devil right.

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TSI. t.com Theo netsuite.com. Theo do you think demons are real oh. yeah I believe that there's I believe. that there's good and evil yeah I do too. and some of it I believe is might be our. own. individual Wars you know and I believe. that there could be a group War I'm. amazed that at a group level we don't. start to say hey this stuff is evil and.

let's not do it right but I think that's. where like Temptation and all that comes. in and yeah I think it's pretty. fascinating sometimes I'll wake up with. and look at my life as like wow this is. a war I'm in this is a and I am the the. the the guy who's leading my vessel or. whatever you know doing my best you know. doing my best that is kind of what it is. there's a lot of that right you're in a. war of choices you're in a war of. decisions and your war of uh good.

behavior and and detrimental and. destructive behavior and you know when I. mean especially guys like you that have. gone through periods of addiction you. know that's always a war of Temptation. in your mind there's always going to be. that there there's always going to be. smelling Sals I'll hit it there's always. going to be smelling Sals bring. you this is this is the dark Road this. is everybody wants to talk about gateway. drugs oh don't you bring out a new one.

you son of a [ __ ] this one's strong. enough Jamie let's check strong no to. find flavored the thing is this they're. so scary when they bring the new ones. out like I'm scared of the new ones the. scar oh this one's so strong it is oh my. God this is so strong BR I can. already oh feel a little of that God let. me ride you know what the difference is. Jamie let me ride that little [ __ ] you. know what the difference is this one I. kept this on it oh I didn't even realize. I was doing it but I kept that on it and.

then it was sealed I'll lay on my back. in 69 this thing brother it's already. going to be strong Joe quiet don't look. at me when I do it hit it hit. it I didn't get enough you didn't get. enough no on you you didn't inhale you. got scared you missed you're right oh my. God oh my God no no you don't do that. you don't do. that what you just did scared everyone. take a break take a break I'm sweating. I'm sweating too because of thator how.

are you are you okay bro you just ch. changed. timelines Because of You Justin Trudeau. resigned because of that give me another. before that before you did that it was a. different. timeline Trump didn't win Trudeau didn't. resign Mark Zuckerberg didn't start. doing Jiu-Jitsu that's part of it. happened by the way I'll tell you for a. fact Mark Zuckerberg started doing. Jiu-Jitsu and nothing turns you into a. Libertarian like Jiu-Jitsu really oh.

yeah yeah nothing turns you into a. person who like really values hard work. and discipline and uh struggle like. Jiu-Jitsu H because a exposure of. character on a level that like there's. not nothing else is like it wow I had. thought about that that much yeah. because you expose character in a way uh. that it's almost impossible even with. other martial arts because with other. martial arts you can only Spar so much. man. believe me because I sparred too much.

you Spar a lot you get hurt and you get. hurt eventually you get dinged up at the. point where your brain is just not. firing so well anymore MH like I was. reading this horrible uh story where. they're talking about Parkinson's and uh. Muhammad Ali's daughter was talking. about she remembers when she was young. when he fought Leon Spinx the second. time she could tell afterwards that he. talked different oh oh you know it's got. to be tough for a kid huh my God and you. probably pretend that he doesn't because.

you don't want to hurt his feelings or. whatever well you you must be so scared. if you're a kid and your father as a. fighter that has to be so terrifying. yeah especially watch your I've seen. people that bring their kids to a fight. and then they get flatlined and you see. the the terror in the kid's eyes where. their father is [ __ ] laid out. unconscious bleeding from his mouth and. doctor's holding his head up and his. feet are. twitching yeah and sometimes a kid. doesn't even know if the dad or not he's. still cheering and you're like this is. doesn't he make any sense dude this kid.

is crazy well that kid might have other. problems that kid might be already. sparring. already kid sparring young there's an. argument for sparring young because you. can't hurt each other oh yeah sometimes. I'll see like um reals on the internet. of uh on social media of kids that are. young sparing it's really funny. sometimes they don't know know what to. do well as long as they learn control. they got to learn control but if they. learn control when they're young and. they learn not to hit each other hard. but just to do it fast man they can get. so good because they don't hurt each. other the way adults hurt each other.

yeah like once you get to be like 170. lbs man you can generate a lot of force. and so if you're sparring hard with. another guy that's 170 PBS you're. blasting each other in the face and the. legs and the body it's like oh God you. do so much damage yeah so much damage. but little kids don't do that kind of. damage they just slap each other a. little Pat they just tap each other it's. like a good way to learn oh if I could. go back and be a kid that what you do I. mean I would slay yeah cuz you if you go. back in time being a kid think of all. the stuff you would do well let me tell.

you this if you were 90 years old right. now God if I go back in time when I was. 44 and limber it's true huh that's what. You' do like Back Time Theo Von. 2025 oh my God I should have taken. Jiu-Jitsu back then I could have been a. badass in 10 years if you took Jiu-Jitsu. right now by 54 you could be a black. belt you think I could 100% yeah you're. an addict all you have to do is get. addicted to Jiu-Jitsu yeah that's what. happens to a lot of addicts they get. addicted to running come Marathon. Runners like uh my friend John Joseph he.

became an Iron Man guy just started. doing Iron Man what about goggin was he. did he ever suffer with addiction I. don't know if he or not addiction oh. yeah that's right huh yeah I think we. all have that what um I get sugar. sometimes I'll uh Sugar's a good one God. I just want something at that Gatorade. is that a sugar-free Gatorade or a. regular I told him to get it's sugar. free zero I as to get sugar you want a. little bit of it no yeah want to hit. like you want a taste of this whiskey. yeah you want a gr of this [ __ ] dude I. would get so uh I just been getting so. dehydrated first of all why is. dehydration more of a thing now dude.

when I was growing up nobody was like we. talking podcast and we just that's why. this important if you're going to listen. you got to listen to both podcasts and. listen to that one first because we. started talking about dehydration but. then you got I think you started talking. about zebras or something I did yeah you. went off in a different you you went off. in a different direction dude you. started talking about bombs and you. haven't met aliens you haven't met you. dude I got to introduce you to you. you're going to you're going to be in. you're going to be intrigued thatd be.

fascinated um but no I think uh what was. I saying hydration is important though. that's why electrolytes electrolytes are. important why is it a big thing now like. you remember saying years ago nobody's. like 10 years ago nobody's like people. were like yeah stay hydrated but nobody. was like electri there wasn't this big. crazy thing about it well there was once. they figured out Gatorade so do you do. you know what the original Gatorade. ingredients were it was like citrus. juice like lemon juice salt sugar and. water I believe pull up pull that up so.

this was a criticism that someone was. bringing up on one of them Instagram. reals and they were talking about the. original Gatorade versus the Gatorade. that they have now with all these crazy. dyes and the color blue and all these. [ __ ] all the weird [ __ ] like Gatorade. didn't used to be like that Gatorade was. just like a hydration drink that was. pretty [ __ ] good pretty [ __ ] good. yeah like hydration drinks are legit. electrolytes that's a legit thing you. know you really do need you need uh. sodium you need magnesium you need you. need elect minerals yeah all that.

stuff's [ __ ] really good for you and. when you sweat a lot it helps to. replenish it in your body do you think. um do you believe in that hydrogen water. stuff where it's like you charge water. yeah it's legit it is yeah you got drink. it like right after you make it the. original Gatorade invented in 1965 by. ufs is that University of Florida yeah. Robert Cade consisted of glucose sodium. potassium and water that's it so sodium. potassium water and some sugar the same.

formula we used for oral rehydration in. chalera it worked but it tasted like. tiger piss then Pepsi bought Gatorade. and Michael Jordan sweetened it with. high fructose corn syrup and voila. Michael Jordan brought us into the high. fructose corn syrup maze it was it yeah. I remember he was the best ever who's. done better with sneakers than that guy. nobody Jordans it became his name but. thing it became a thing like it's it's a. part of a brand that's a huge brand and. it's bigger than the brand yeah Jordans.

are bigger than Nikes like if you have. Nikes on that's one thing if you have. Jordans on like oh he's got Jordans on. that's wild huh Theo wearing Jordans. look at that yeah I've never been a big. shoe guy really I got these jelly roll. shoes on he gave me oh those are tip. these are like hey dudes they're called. oh yeah I got a pair of those but. they're men they're really men's. slippers and it some of something about. it slippers it's like let me what are. you going to do if you have to fight not. put these on and go out on the porch the. porch. I can see Theo scrapping on the porch by.

the way I've seen more fist fights. online over the last three years than I. have in my entire life yeah my entire. life of actually seeing street fights my. entire life of being out in comedy clubs. and night clubs and bars and seeing. street fights I've seen more in the last. three years than all that combined do. you feel like we get a an unrealistic. view of reality because of all the stuff. that we see online you do yeah but if. you don't go and see an actual bar fight. you don't know reality like I remember I.

was uh 21 years old I was in. Boston and I went to this bar and I saw. this dude break a Heineken bottle on. this dude's face I don't remember what. they were arguing about the dude did it. so quickly out of nowhere his first move. was break a Heineken bottle on this. guy's face and just cut this guy's face. wide open it was blood was pouring down. his face I was like that is crazy and I. was as close to that guy is as I to. Jamie it was it was right there at the. bar I watched it all go down I was like.

that's and put in my head like don't. ever talk [ __ ] to somebody at a bar like. deescalate always too many weapons. around cuz well just there's people out. there that will just break a [ __ ]. bottle over your face especially if you. threaten them I don't know what that guy. said to I don't know what happened I. just saw the act of the guy breaking I. saw I heard loud arguing and then Smash. and did the guy make a sound when he hit. him or anything like that I don't. remember just I I just remember blood. the blood was instant it just gushed.

down his face yeah I mean this guy got. ruined for life he has a giant scar in. his face for the rest of his life for. sure there's no way he doesn't it was. just his whole face. blood did you um don't [ __ ] with people. man oh yeah I'm not [ __ ] with anybody. I know you don't but for everybody else. listening don't [ __ ] with people yeah. especially if you're at a bar too [ __ ]. is wet that I don't I don't like to be. in places where people are real drunk. because [ __ ] can get too weird it makes. me it makes me nervous I think 100%.

people do stupid [ __ ] things when. they're drunk yeah that could ruin the. whole rest of their life just being. hammered imagine how many people have. just sobered up and be like you're lying. I did that happened and they don't even. have any memory of it I was watching. this video that I just saw on Instagram. the other day of this guy who was a. former uh Muay Thai Fighter in Mexico. and he got a fight with these dudes and. just started KO koing dudes left and. right he koes like four or five dudes. and one of them died cuz this is one. things that I tell people all the time.

absolutely happens in street fights you. knock a person out they fall down they. bounce their head off the concrete and. they [ __ ] die and it happens all the. time it happens all the time and it h so. in 25% of the people this guy knocked. out one of them died so 25% of them died. one out of four he Ko's all four of them. one dude never wakes up and now he's. charged with murder have you seen the. video it's pretty impressive no and the. guys just defending himself yeah these. guys are coming after him and uh he just.

starts flatlining them damn BL he's got. a good right hand did you um did you see. any UFC fight or any fighting when you. were in Scotland what did you do for fun. when you were there no there was no UFC. fights um have you seen that video Jamie. I can send it to you if you want who's a. Scottish fighter Paul Craig is he. Scottish yeah he's Scottish he's a bad. [ __ ] yeah he's got one of the. greatest triangles in the history of the. sport that guy's triangles off the. charts I know I sent it to Tommy. me and Tom cigor Sent each other. everything [ __ ] up including that.

nuclear explosion which I'm I also saw. that that uh lady get body slammed did. you see that one. Jamie well you didn't see that lady get. body slammed I don't know what specific. time you're talking about I've seen a. video of that before some lady punches. this guy in the face and the guy body. slams her was it that P it wasn't that. Pentecostal deal was it no this one is. uh in I think it's in Toledo Ohio and. they're out in the middle of the street. and uh this lady is yelling at this. dude's girlfriend so the I just sent it.

to you Jamie bam oh Jesus that's another. one oo oh he picked that woman up and. slammed her like that wow that seems. first of all weight class that's a catch. weight huh oh that's so awful that's so. awful oh my God damn it Jesus Christ. [ __ ] that's not the one I'm talking. about the one I'm talking about is uh I. just sent it to you Jamie you got to be. careful man this one the lady punches. the guy in the face though the trying to. deescalate he tries to walk away and the. lady says get the [ __ ] out of my face.

and then she punches him in the face and. then the dude picks her up and just. slams her my God and she her boyfriend. was in the car the whole time she's. calling out to the boyfriend in the car. and the dude does not get out of the car. like nope she's like you go ahead and. [ __ ] look give me some. volume andle full. screen watch this get out of the [ __ ]. car you want ride my [ __ ] ass get out. the [ __ ] car then [ __ ] get out get. out I didn't touch your [ __ ] car you.

Dum [ __ ] you were on my gun come and. touch me cuz my man's right [ __ ] ha. come and put your [ __ ] hand on me I. ain't driving crazy your [ __ ] was on my. goddamn. ass I went to [ __ ] other Lan get out. of my. face. [ __ ]. oh that's why you got to go to a meeting. dude I go to a meeting before I do this. [ __ ] okay just for the record a Mazda I. think huh no it's looks like a Cadillac. like a shitty old Cadillac for the.

record that that lady could die yeah. like you could die from that like if her. head banged off the concrete I'm not. sure if it did but if it did with the. weight of all of his body and her body. like that [ __ ] is very dangerous look. how much we hurt it from here yeah that. [ __ ] [ __ ] he was charged with assault. and battery by means of dangerous weapon. causing serious bodily injury. vandalizing property unlicensed. operation of a motor. vehicle the man involved was arrested.

but he wasn't driving yeah that blows me. up man this is just what someone posted. below that could be it might not be true. the woman suffered injuries but was. released from the. hospital the thing is it's like she. assaulted him first right oh yeah it. doesn't it seemed like they would get. that figured out but doing that oh he. did bang her head for sure oh yeah well. you think yeah look at that that's super. dangerous super [ __ ] dangerous like. that's even more dangerous than knocking. somebody out I mean that's horrible.

that's the kind of you could 100% kill. somebody doing that 100% well people. want to do dangerous stuff did you see. there's a woman that just died petting. an ele trying to pet an elephant I think. in. Thailand we if you don't mind a guy get. trampled by an elephant recently you did. oh it was awful this elephant got tired. of this guy ordering it around and just. folded this dude up and just squashed. him and you see him trying to get away. and it just squashes his head like yo. Spanish woman killed by elephant in. Thailand while bathing animal oh by the.

way I did that you did it I didn't get. in the bathe them but my family did we. in Thailand rode the elephants and I was. like I don't think this is cool I they. thought oh this is so beautiful this is. what happens you go to this uh elephant. Reserve like it's like uh they rescue. these elephants by the way the elephants. are completely free range so they're. wandering Through the Jungle so while. you're there you hear trees branching. branches snapping and you see elephants.

just making their way through the jungle. to this group and then they feed them. sugarcane so you feed these elephants. sugar cane so you give them a bunch of. sugar cane and then you clean them so. you wash the elephant and you say nice. things to it and you develop this little. relationship with the elephant and then. you ride the elephant Through the Jungle. the elephant takes you and then at at. the end of it you bathe the elephant you. get the elephant in the water wash them. you're you're basically being nice to. them they're being nice to you they're. letting you ride them you give them free. food and you give them a little massage.

but I made a video about it I thinkes I. definitely did I was like I don't. recommend it yeah I was like it's cool. cuz like I was hanging out with this. elephant in the video I was like they're. really sweet creatures they're so gentle. but they're so big and they just they're. deciding not to kill you you know and. and you're riding them which is like why. do you have to ride them like why do we. have that fat that uh fatuation with. people that want to take pictures of. like you know let me pet this uh newborn. cheetah right let me bottle feed this.

[ __ ] senior citizen tiger you know. what I'm saying there's always like let. me breast let me um bathe this elephant. you know let me well the tigers are all. drugged up too that was another thing we. did in Thailand you got to be careful. dude tigers are drugged up man uh-uh. yeah yeah yeah super drugged up so this. is what it is it's like you go TIG sctu. what you can you certainly can on tigers. in Thailand oh Thailand so you go to. this place and they have K they have. little kittens so the kittens the tiger. cubs they're different they're super.

active like they're biting things and. playing with each other and you can. touch them and yeah you can touch them. but then when they get slightly older. you can be in the cage with them but. there has to be a dude with a stick the. dude with a stick standing between you. and this small tiger [ __ ] no whose team. is he on oh it's so crazy it's so crazy. it's so crazy and he's on your team yes. okay and this is a small tiger this. tiger is like 40 PBS and then when they. get bigger then they have to drug them. so then when you get into the adult. tiger they're like. this like so obvious and people are.

taking pictures like sitting next to the. tiger Tiger's literally like this like. he has no idea what's going on they keep. them all heroin out of their mind the. Tigers don't move and you realize. they're drugged up and you get real sad. RFK is going to end that [ __ ] I'll say. that dude we're going to have real. active Tigers so I can attack you want. photo with the tiger you got to risk. your life but that's a thing it's like. why do we have that infatuation though. of like I want to take this with this. Cobra around my neck I want to take this. you know it's a good question you can't. like get these things where you want to. pet a tiger you want to you know brush a.

lion's teeth you want to tickle a sista. out in akan or something without getting. you know and some people you're going to. get attacked you know what I'm saying. you got to be careful yeah but why what. is that inside of us that makes us want. to do that CU it's scary it's scary to. pet a crocodile so when a guy can like. put his hand on the crocodile's face. you're like whoa did you ever see that. one with the dude is like the crocodile. grabs a hold of his arm and goes into a. gator roll in front of the crowd oh it's. horrible rips his arm off front the. whole crowd I haven't seen that um what.

else was I going to ask you. about what do you think the drones are. Theo I thought there just a bunch of. [ __ ] I think it's a what does a scop. mean I always hear that psychological. operation okay I think it's a s out by. somebody I think it's not you know yeah. it's a couple drones over New Jersey or. whatever I don't [ __ ] know I don't. [ __ ] it could be Jimmy Johns is going to. have a new delivery thing they're going. to try next year who I wouldn't be. surprised at all I wouldn't be surprised. if Amazon going to do a new I wouldn't. be shocked at all it could have been one. of those you know they have those um New.

Year's Eve displays like fireworks. displays now are drones instead of. fireworks MH so they'll have like a. thousand drones and they just make a. bunch of [ __ ] and it's different right I. saw that at the post Malone concert it. could have been 11 PE 11 drones escape. from a drones enslavement camp where. they're forced to do these shows and. it's going to be a Pixar movie in two. years you know what I'm saying you're. not concerned at all I'm not concerned. dude look if they're going to come get. me come get me come get me look at you. what are they doing who the who's who. are they who are they these [ __ ] yeah.

they're going to come come get me come. get me [ __ ] yeah if they want to get me. they know where I am yeah they know. leave me alone huh yeah otherwise leave. me alone don't make me look at you. flying around the sky like [ __ ] yeah. what are you doing up there come down. here and [ __ ] if you want a party or. come down here and [ __ ] party come. down here and have a drink come down. here and do something you're a drone in. the distance [ __ ] looking at [ __ ] do. you think we'll ever get to a point. where aliens are so comfortable with us. they can just come hang out dude I think. Earth to aliens is a dump dude I think. Earth to alien cuz aliens go on vacation.

every year right they're just like us. right and they take their kids on a trip. or whatever and the kids who were so. poor right and I and look we were poor. mom would take us to the beach when it. was freezing cold and [ __ ] wouldn't. tell us you know [ __ ] whatever dude. like it seems cold like whatever swim. and um but the the aliens that don't. care about their kids whatever they. bring them here to [ __ ] sh they're. like oh and the kids like we have to go. to [ __ ] Earth dude our life sucks you. know like the cool alien kids go to all.

more neater [ __ ] you know right does. that make sense to you yeah yeah that's. the kind of thing I'm saying man did you. know Scotland actually has some of the. most UFO sightings in the whole world. well they had one of the best UFO. sightings they took photographs of it it. was in that movie brid Bonnie or. whatever what's it called Bridge bu uh. yeah saw something like that James Fox's. documentary the program he was just here. promoting it and they showed the photo. and it's a photo from the 1990s that. they got of this thing there's. apparently there was three photos Bonnie.

Bridge that's it most you phot settings. on the planet whoa 300 per year but also. let me tell you something those folks. like to drank I mean bro they drank oh. yeah have a weed drab have a weed drab. if someone says have a weed drab that. means it's time to get [ __ ] up this d. dul p me a shot of Irish whiskey that. was like that thick I was like oh we're. going to go getting we're getting ready. to go or did they call you weed they're. the nicest people they're the nicest.

people and they're G I think know if. they have a lot of gays over there. either if they they have a lot of. blue-eyed people over there you know. that you don't think they have a lot of. gays I don't know what do you think they. do with them I mean they have them I bet. they don't say that they're that they're. I bet they're secretive nah I don't. think I think they're pretty open-minded. in fact I think they have a pretty woke. government I think they have a very woke. government they wear a lot of kilts. that's for sure dude there you go it's. close to gay we dress it's not but it's. like what if a Kilts has free awning on. it. what if it's a rainbow Kilt do they Ser. do they sell rainbow kils they probably.

do it's always raining what if it just. say free awning on it you're like a that. seems like a trap bro come dry your head. off down here but if it says kids awning. you got to be that [ __ ] yeah free. toys onett cool dude hey the Top's. empty Jesus Christ I'm just saying dude. the Scottish we need more of them dude. and I believe that in the future we'll. get more of them man you think they're. going to breed a lot or do you think. we're going to like import people.

they've had some explosions of. population I know over the past like 50. years I think like the oh really yeah I. think so it's like a million people over. there there's nobody over there yeah but. they're getting more I think the whole. country is like six million people most. redheads most blueeyed people yep most. redheads per cap as of 2022 the. population of Scotland was 5.4 million. yeah largest population ever recorded by. Scotland census population grew by 2.7%. since the 2011 census which was slower. rate of growth in the 4.6 increase. between 2001 and 2011 they're smashing.

they've been listening to Ed Sheeran. brother that's what's Happ get the. candles lit yeah they're coming back get. lung cancer and said [ __ ] it [ __ ] it to. keep an atmosphere going they're making. a comeback I think everyone has. subscriptions that they've forgotten. about um I recently had a uh umbrella. subscription just just sending me every. seven weeks getting another brella in. the mail just stacking them up and I. didn't need it I forgot I had it well.

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Theo um I had a question do you think. Joe about um do you think that Elon and. Vivic ramaswami will really be able to. have an effect on things I'm interested. to see Elon is a very pushy man once he. gets an idea in his head you know it's. very difficult to get him off of it I'm. interested to see if they can do. anything I'm interested to see what the. reaction is to it too like what what. what kind of resistance is there to them. trying to change things by the actual. government elected officials yeah that's. going to be interesting too like.

sometimes you find out more by. resistance than you do from like we did. with like the we were talking about in. the other podcast the Trudeau thing with. the truckers in Canada when he went. after the people that donated money to. the truckers and he closed their bank. accounts that's crazy fascism I didn't. know he did that yeah that's crazy. tyrannical overreach that's that's like. really dangerous authoritarian. government tactics you close the bank. accounts of people who donated to a. peaceful protest so sometimes like in.

resistance you get to see what someone's. really about yeah you know and so I'm. interested to see well they already try. to kill him you know I know two times I. think even after that they're like we. got to let him keep going that's the. other weird one about the killing them. thing the trying to kill them is there. there's all these connections this is. the big tinfoil hat conspiracy thing. they're all connecting them to Fort. Brag so there's three connections to. Fort Brag there's a guy who blew himself. up allegedly in the Tesla there's the. dude who tried to kill Trump on the golf.

course he had visited Fort Bragg a 100. times um there's uh one other one what's. the other one that the New Orleans guy. yeah the New Orleans guy yeah that's. right the New Orleans guy who ran over. those people in the street that guy's. from Fort Bragg as well and so I'm. praying for those groups it's [ __ ]. people are really terrified of is the. idea of Mind Control mhm and that. they train people that are very. vulnerable people that are all [ __ ] up.

they train these people to uh become. Hitmen and terrorists and there was an. undercover camera thing I'll send this. to you Jamie because you see it you're. like what the [ __ ] these are real people. where this guy is explaining how they do. this and he's explaining how they take. people and push them over the edge oh. yeah people that are uh maybe like a. little bit lost and they give them a. nudge to get them to uh to do things.

well it all makes sense I mean just like. religion can find you are just like um. sure the government can find You When. You're vulnerable yeah something can. find You When You're vulnerable well. that's the kid that shot Trump that's. what a lot of people think that is too. the tinfoil hat conspiracy is that they. found this very vulnerable kid he did a. black rock commercial and then you know. a year and a half later whatever it was. he's shooting at Trump off of a roof. like yeah so listen to this. how so CIA agent explains how the. government baits and tricks mentally.

unwell social media users into. committing crimes they wouldn't normally. com commit and so it says you set them. up you create the situation to where. they have no choice but to act on their. impulse and once they act on that. impulse then we call that ENT trapment. we call it a nudge a nudge a. nudge sometimes you just got to give a. quick little just to see what happens. right and how does that happen you put a. post out there or you have someone fake. profile say something that triggers that. we know it's going to trigger them right.

like we we already know your history if. we to that point we already know. everything about so like oh this will. piss them. off oh sometimes you like the fuse and. just wait for it to follow yeah nothing. like putting on a fake social media. thing to like really get people mad mhm. post fake news sometimes. it's not. fake a little bit so this is the guy's. name is Gavin oennis and says CIA. Contracting officer former FBI San Diego.

like is that to protect or serve like. what is that for you imagine that. government money is being spent to. manipulate vulnerable people into doing. things they wouldn't ordinarily do. that's crazy I could totally imagine. that I mean that's what's scary why is. it always these chatty gay guys that get. busted well this guy obviously it seems. like was was trying to flirt with. whoever he's talking to to me and I'm. not saying the guy that's always what it. is is Joy buddies or whatever I'm just. saying it seemed like that to me yeah. chatty gay guys that's how they keep.

busting them yeah they get hot guys on. grinder to go meet up with chatty gay. guys yeah I wonder how they set that up. I wonder if you have to have a bunch of. verified [ __ ] in order for people to. take like where's your blue check mark. you got to be really gay buddy you got. to get a pink check mark someone's. [ __ ] you all right this guy's legit oh. and you think there's a lot of people. being fake gays or whatever to help the. government mhm oh yeah all that James. O'Keefe stuff back when he was with. project veritos they'd always bust these.

gay guys James o'keef the author no no. no the investigative journalist oh I. didn't see that very controversial. investigative journalist that does these. uh undercover Ops where he finds he gets. one of his guys to wear a camera I'm. thinking of Robert O'Keefe I think I. don't know who you're thinking of but. James O'Keefe was with project Veritas. now he's got his own thing what is it. called uh the James o'keef. OMG something OMG right O'Keefe Media. Group yeah and so looking into this guy.

he might that might might be a [ __ ]. artist he might have been lying just so. he could get laid you know that's what I. felt like 100% this guy seems like this. just what someone claimed they look into. him and said he didn't work there he's. VA employed Advanced medical support. assistant um okay it says this guy's my. age he was checking in patients at the. VA when I started as an FBI agent and. that was 10 years older than many in. 2022 he was a secretary at the FBI be. skeptical people G's so he might be just.

well it seemed like he was but also he. probably does know how they do. it maybe he's not even saying that he. does it because he has a low position. but if he's explaining how the FBI does. it and he does work for the FBI it makes. sense do you think we can trust our FBI. anymore I think you can trust some of. them but the FBI is like people and. people in positions of power they they. get corrupted. some do get corrupted some are great. Patriots it's just like everything else. man and the CIA the same thing I think.

with every [ __ ] group of people that. are in power that don't have a lot of. oversight or where the organization. itself has been corrupted you know. there's a lot of people that think the. FBI back in the day not the same people. alive today of course but they had. something to do with Martin Luther. King's assassination oh yeah you know. there's a lot of people that think they. had something to do with Malcolm X's. assassination and yeah there's a lot of. [ __ ] theories and I don't know the. the truth I don't know the truth but. when you look in the January 6 thing and. you said that the F didn't they admit.

they had 26 agents there is that what. they admitted to. Jamie because this the most recent. discussion about what actually took. place in January 6 like how many of. those people this article is talking. about this is 20. 20 I just wonder 20 agents what starts. to happen if you don't if as a society. you don't believe and trust in I believe. that the the trust. overall in govern government and. government and. authority and in America really as a.

whole is kind of starting to. dissipate along with the trust in the. media so the same time so then what so. where did has that ever happened in. history and then I'm sure it has and. where do we go from. here well I guess question when when you. say has it ever happened in history sure. things have fallen apart before but has. it ever come back together again maybe. not but maybe it didn't have the. internet back then right so what people. are looking at like with Trudeau. resigning and Trump winning and then you. know all this talk of Robert Kennedy.

getting in the make America healthy. again movement like that we might be. able to see legitimate change this go. around like with VI and Elon being in. charge of government efficiency we might. be able to see I'm hopeful I'm really. hopeful for the first time in a long. time but I'm curious to see what can. actually get done who do they have to. answer to Vic and Elon who do they have. to first present stuff to somebody said. it was Marjorie Taylor green is that. true or somebody made it is they're. in I met her at a party actually yeah.

did I didn't know that it was her I. don't know like a ton about politics but. it was definitely interesting though I'm. [ __ ] sure Tucker had that party for. Alp he has like a new yeah his um. nicotine pouches they're good I haven't. done them they're legit but uh yeah it. seemed cool Mel Gibson was there that. was pretty cool so I went without. nicotine pouches for 5 days see what. that was like what happened um when I. tried the eights when I came back I got. these lucies these Breakers the eights I. couldn't take it it was too much cuz 5.

days off I was like wao this is too much. and what happened you have to sit down. somewhere did you just I got to take it. out of my mouth then I switched to these. uh threes I'm on this uh athletic. nicotine these threes so I've been. taking these while I do podcast but. completely killed my desire to just pop. them in throughout the day yeah cuz I. was used to the eights so I was popping. them eights all day long but then I. realized when I wasn't taking them for. the five days I'm like o I'm a lot more. calm yeah I'm I'm a lot less ramped up. I'm like I don't need to be ramped up. while I'm on vacation I don't have to do. any podcasts yeah you know I don't need.

to be alive as much I don't well I just. mean I mean enjoy just be chill why be. alert why be so alert. yeah thing is you get used to being so. alert and then you want them all the. time want them before I lift [ __ ]. give me an eight before I LIF oh I want. something all the [ __ ] time dude yeah. I want to [ __ ] sniff I wish I had. that TR Cole I'd just [ __ ] want. another sniff boof [ __ ] right into my. neck all day yeah I'll take whatever you. got boy here we [ __ ] go I heard a. buddy the other day saying he he's he's. sober oh dude.

oh wow you look like a Jets fan I'm like. looking at fireworks right now my eyes. are closed it's just fireworks oh yeah. give me some d off Katy Perry dust. buddy oh Joey you want to see me ride it. don't imagine if Katy Perry takes her. panties. off and that's it oh no and I shouldn't. have said the first part either cuz she. married Katy Perry does this yes be. respectful I am let's imagine not a real.

Katy Perry but a robot Katy Perry cuz. that's coming yeah and we meant. Catherine Perry who grew up different. gal she's from Toledo she's the girl. that got body. [Laughter]. slammed take a snap oh you went deep son. you went so deep you got that into your. hairs here give me that back before you. hurt. yourself you were reluctant to give it. back you were thinking about going again. I'll [ __ ] go again. boy huh really yeah.

dude okay I'll do one more little one. I'm going to do a big one. dog we. ready we. ready going when you shake. it oh my god what have you. done play the pipes Joy. Rogan dar. [Music]. Joel Jesus.

Son oh [ __ ] that shit'll turn you into a. raccoon baby boy dude you know the worst. thing was besides that uh your eyes when. you close your eyes did you see. fireworks yeah like when I closed my. eyes it was like my whole it was all lit. up it reminds me of that thing you ever. seen that game show it's um sauce. challenge or whatever what hot sauce. challenge oh yeah yeah yeah hot wings.

hot wings hot Ones hot Ones hot ones. well have you ever done that yeah I did. it a few years ago and it was a great. that guy Shawn Evans is a great guy. that's all I hear about him a everybody. says he's a nice guy he's so smart and. he's a neat he's just a nice dude and um. but people are always like how are the. sauces well seven of them are sauces a. couple of them are [ __ ] [ __ ] you. would use to clean this out of a boat. you know it's like it's like. like saces went into that weird realm. where it was like we just want to burn a.

hole in you kind of thing you know and. so some of them got to be very um and I. don't get sued for saying that can I say. that I'm just joking right yeah you can. just joking but they're like some them. were like oh this isn't I wouldn't put. this on anything right it's too strong. it's it's not a sauce it's just like a. chemical it felt like yeah it's. dangerous yeah what about that one chip. challenge you ever try that I did that. it's fun it's Preposterous it's nice. yeah it's like a Mexican chis Christmas. type of thing I think it comes out the. chips are stale and [ __ ] though. that's what was terrible the chips are. [ __ ] it's just a gateway drug for.

spice or whatever I feel like it was. just a way to reused shitty old chips. that had gone bad that's what it felt. like to me like whoever did is a goddamn. genius cuz that's I was offended by the. fact that the chip was so dry yeah I was. like look you could do this with a. Dorito and it wouldn't be as offensive. you know one thing about Doritos every. time you open those [ __ ] it's the. same I know they're using seed oils and. a bunch of chemicals but guess what I. don't eat Doritos all the time but I had. a bag of Doritos 5 days ago and guess.

what I enjoyed it it was cool ranch oh. they're so good they were good I. remember when they came out with those. people couldn't even [ __ ] didn't know. what to do they couldn't stop e i. remember our stepdad came back for like. a week when they came out and he's like. everything's going to be fine Cool Ranch. [ __ ] they were good A little bit of. queso oh dude Cool Ranch was good I. remember um I'm trying to think of the. early cheese balls were. those were good you can't Outlaw that. stuff just because some people have no. self-control do you think are some.

people going to start to be like oh [ __ ]. this guy's gonna take away Chick-fil-A. like you were saying probably yeah can't. we can't let that happen well that's we. can't now go against Bobby Ken we have. to we have to fight him it's the same. thing remember jayen was Doritos guy Jay. was selling Doritos I think that's when. Bill hick started attacking him they. didn't get along no no I didn't know. that did you ever meet Bill Hicks I. never met met him I saw him Live Twice. two or three times I think three times.

um but I said hi to him like like you. know like that okay what's up was he. like famous when you saw him he was. famous for comedians he was famous he. had been on Rodney Dangerfield's young. comedian special and that was a big deal. back then this was before he even had. his big HBO. special um he was just this uh weird guy. who was connected to Kennison and then. the first time I saw him live I was like. h holy [ __ ] he was doing things that are. so different than any of the other. comedy that was uh popular back then it.

was all like he had something to say. about things it was like. cultural it was like cultural commentary. with jokes but the cultural commentary. was as much of a part as what he was. saying was the fact that it was funny. that was totally unique and then it. became a thing where everybody was. copying him oh really yeah so he was. like one of those guys that people just. started being like without. without even realizing it yeah without. realizing it and realizing it and just. openly plagiarizing him he was very.

plagiarized by a bunch of people but he. was uh just doing something different. cuz his interests were different he was. following his interests yeah you know. that's what he was interested in talking. about so and and he was touring so much. that he was working so much that he had. so much material because he was just. constantly playing in all these places. and unlike a lot of like really. respected. comedians he didn't do his tours in the. big cities he was like touring around. the Deep South you know he called it his. Flying Saucer tour because everywhere he.

would tour was where flying saucers. would be spotted like these weird [ __ ]. up cities and so he developed this like. really intelligent act that would work. on dumb crowds huh very unique guy like. low brow High art kind of stuff or. something well some of it was low brow. some of it was high brow some of it was. just funny great social commentary on. the war you know he was just great it. was just a different thing I mean he. wasn't as like laugh out loud funny as. like Richard Jenny but I remember me and. Richard Jenny watched him once and he.

said God every time I see that guy I'm. like I got to do more of that oh yeah. Richard Jenny said that I saw him say it. and so I'm like wow Richard Jenny to me. at that time was one of the greatest. Comics alive he was so good in the 1980s. like people don't realize I've told this. story before but just for you there's. one time he was at the Eastside comedy. club and uh East Side comedy club was a. big comedy club in Long Island great. Club awesome club Richie manini used to. own it and uh we were there on Sunday.

and the dude who was the MC over the. weekend was depressed he was like. Richard Jenny did four different hours. and he goes he didn't repeat a joke once. and every hour he killed he goes he did. four completely different hours and no. one could do that back then so for. Richard Jenny to tell me that he was. watching Bill Hicks like I got to do. more of that wow like that's how. influential he was did you see George. Carlin perform then too yeah I saw. George perform a bunch of times I saw. George perform in a time where he wasn't. doing so good he was struggling with the.

drugs you think I don't know man I saw. him bomb in new New Hampshire I took my. roommates to a casino saw him play in a. casino in New Hampshire and he [ __ ]. ate [ __ ] it was weird it was weird it's. like it wasn't worked out yeah it's like. he was uh he would go on stage with. notebooks and he was just kind of like. working out ideas and he had a very. different way of doing comedy like his. way of doing comedy was he would write. everything out and then he would bring. notebooks on stage and perform it as he. wrote it like he didn't do it like.

almost like doing a oneman show and then. every year he would film it for HBO damn. yeah it was a totally different style of. doing comedy and so he went through. periods in time where he was doing real. well and he was real funny and then he. went through some dark times where he. was bombing a lot and that's. unfortunately the first time I saw. him have you ever seen um Roll Tide. Willie that guy uh who's that you know. who that is I'll put you on him I he's I.

guess he's kind of a comedian now he was. a he played football for Alabama and. then he got. injured he was in the. military see if you can pull up. something of. him so what does he does just says crazy. things he loves Alabama he's like a. um not like a mascot yeah yeah he's like. a mascot he likes alcohol he looks like. he likes alcohol yeah s here watching. and waiting on the B. game look right here on this side.

chilling chilling don't give a. piss don't give a piss about nothing but. the tide what you doing with the tide. Alabama Tide he likes wow that's one of. his favorites yeah he's you got to give. people the freedom to not give a [ __ ]. about anything but the tide right that's. one of the right if you're GNA have. transgenders going into the men's room. or the women's room you're going to have. to have that guy too you got to you got. to give you got to be tolerant of that. guy oh 100% man how come you're not yeah.

why you so. judgmental like that guy have some. tolerance yeah he served for our country. too did he yeah he got injured in the uh. or I think he got. injured he he was in the military with. my friend's dad but he um I think he. played at University of Alabama but now. he's like the biggest fan but um he's. kind of a yeah a mascot for Al abama. he's like the they call he goes by Roll. Tide. Willie okay so just you know why you.

want to bring him. up I don't know just came to mind yeah I. just think we're just talking about what. were we talking about oh comedians. entertainers I think entertainment is. getting interesting because a lot of. people are getting entertainers too just. off of um off of social media reels. right right so it's like you're finding. somebody you might want to watch like a. um Jessica mwan or something or um who's. that [ __ ] the lady from Buffy the. Vampire sler I'm talking about or you. know GTH palro or watch like a.

um or watch rooll tide you know what I'm. saying it's just so it's entertainment. is just super interesting now well it's. definitely open to more things right. like Tim Dylan turned me on to that. family New Jersey that goes to Costco. and yells out about cookies oh the booms. yeah yeah yeah yeah that's unfortunate. right it's crazy. saw how many millions of people watch. that like that's way more than watch CNN. we bring the boom yeah that kid and the.

one kid I heard even make good grades. unfortunately which is like well he's. not even at school why should he he's. going to make that Costco Tik Tock money. they better not ban Tik Tok imagine that. family becomes homeless yeah because. some heartless politicians decide to. stop that Chinese spy wear how about let. those morons stay on that [ __ ] let them. steal their passwords let them go boom. dude I'm on there you should. but they're taking all they're taking. but yeah I guess I'm Wonder so what are. the Chinese actually taking that they.

already have for me except I mean they. could geolocate me your DNA they're. going to clone you you're going to be. like Alex Jones going to have a. different version of you half my. family's in recovery you can have it Bud. okay you can [ __ ] have it. dude um do you think any of those drones. are. Chinese how could we have in our. airspace a drone from another country. and we don't know it that's what I is it. that we don't know it or we can't do. anything about. it oh we could do something about it.

well you have to have decide to do. something about it and the Biden. Administration doesn't seem like they're. the type that would just be shooting. [ __ ] out of the sky that's a good point. whereas. Trump that [ __ ] will shoot some. [ __ ] out of the sky you know they didn't. tell him about some of the balloons that. China had circling the country because. they were worried he was going to have. them shot out of the sky no way yeah. yeah yeah they openly admitted that they. didn't tell Trump about some of the. balloons remember when they shot that. balloon out of the sky yeah when they. shot that balloon out of the sky we were. talking about this the other day they.

missed one of those missiles missed and. went where who [ __ ]. knows I tell you it's like New Year's. Eve in San Antonio dude imagine of. you're hiking you're out there in the. wilderness like this is amazing I've got. my jet boil I'm going to cook I'm going. to cook up some Ramen tonight yeah at. Thomas boom right in the face right in. the face a missile that was meant for a. Chinese balloon and they're never going. to admit to that they'll say it was you. vanished yeah there's nothing to even. test you'll be on one of those 411.

documentaries or something you get hit. in the face with a missile there is. nothing left that's on you to there's. nothing left they don't even know you. were there you just you got ate by. Wolves who knows what happened to you. God baby girl is gone you're gone. there's nothing you're pink Mist they're. going to scrape you off the leaves do a. DNA. test yeah dude you get hit with a. missile out of a [ __ ] fighter J that. would be enough there'd be barely enough. for a wolf to lick a little bit of you. off a rock okay let's manage that. bayroot bomb okay that bayroot bomb what.

do you do you see it fall and what do. you do you don't do. anything there you don't do a thing you. just go oh no and then you vaporize you. prepare yourself for the next Dimension. how long do you get it say it's you. don't get any time at all come on it. just happens so fast if you're in the. epicenter of one of those bombs and it. just goes off you don't have any time. it's just Voom vaporized the whole. City's vaporized what if you're 2,000. yards off you might live who knows you.

might be behind a [ __ ] building and. the building might stay up and you just. get your eard drums blown out and you. get the kind of concussion that you. usually get from a horrible car accident. who knows D I would imagine there's like. a level where you could be far enough. away where it's not death like instant. death but where's that level where is it. it's not close close you're dead for. sure so like how far out do you have to. be where you now you're deaf for the. rest of your life or now you can't see. you know who knows now you have no.

memory of your childhood it's a like a. concussion of Epic Proportions even if. you survive depending upon how far out. you are and then you know you get far. out enough though it doesn't affect you. at all you could see it from a distance. that's got to be crazy too to know that. you could have just been over there and. you would have been. vaporized [ __ ] do you hear about the. dude that survived Hiroshima and then he. went to Nagasaki to work and then he def. he survived Nagasaki. nuh he survived both of them he just. survived both of them still alive still. alive I think he died recently but this.

dude he went from yeah I think he died a. while ago now that I'm thinking about it. this dude went he was in Hiroshima bomb. blew up killed you know how many people. 150,000 people. instantaneously he escapes gets out goes. to Nagasaki to work Nagasaki gets. hit less than two miles from the blaston. of both. J and did he say how he survived each. time what was the guy's name I can't. pronounce the first name I'll show you.

give him some credit give uh Theo a shot. at it what's his. name. uh suo. Yamaguchi yeah tsumu Yamaguchi tsumu. Yamaguchi was quite a few fires named. Yamaguchi two two files less than two. miles from the blast zones of Hiroshima. and Nagasaki bombings and miraculously. survived both without debilitating. injuries my double radiation exposure is. now an official government record. Yamaguchi said I can tell you the.

younger generation the horrifying. history of the atomic bombings even. before I die do you think we should have. done that Joe that bomb wow he lived he. died of stomach cancer at 93 oh my God. that's incredible he lived that long. yeah stomach cancer one of is because of. the bomb I mean he died. 93 but some Asians live very long you. get 12 out of do I think we should have. dropped the bomb on people no yeah me. neither no it's [ __ ] insane it's so.

insane but it just goes to show you that. somewhere inside of us there's an evil. that will be evil you know bro look at. this no go go up go up go up he opposed. the country's role in World War II and. became so despondent about the war that. he considered killing his wife and. infant son with sleeping pills if Japan. lost holy [ __ ] dude company man Jesus. Christ that's so scary it's. heartbreaking he said the sky was lit. with a blaze the lightning of a huge. magnesium flare he saw the plane coming.

oh my God he saw the anola gay fly over. Hiroshima and drop an item carried by. two parachutes suddenly he said the sky. lit with a blaze oh my god do you have a. bomb shelter Joe do you have a bomb do. you have a bomb shelter one I should. probably get one but I really think that. if a if a nuclear war breaks out you. really want to be like right where the. nuke hits you want to end you don't want. to be M you don't want to live in a. zombie apocalypse like post war what am. I I think I fainted for a while oh the.

the ground roared and an ear shattering. noise ripped through the air tossing. Yamaguchi into the air as a fireball. imploded overhead he was dropped face. first into a muddy Furrow the protective. measures he took likely saved his life a. woman who had been walking beside him. shortly before the blast disappeared all. together wow I think I fainted for a. while when I opened my eyes everything. was dark I couldn't see much it was like. the start of a film at the cinema before. the picture has begun when the blank. frames are just flashing up without any.

sound unreal [ __ ] dude look what it. looked like [ __ ] can you even fathom one. second it looks one way and the next. second it looks another way and no one's. ever done this before that we know of on. Earth and then they just decided to drop. it on a a. city Jesus and they did it again boom. boom scene in the Oppenheimer when. they're deciding where to do it if. that's how it went down it was crazy. nuts I got to watch that that movie is. crazy it's crazy yeah because you you.

get to see first of all that dude uh. selan Murphy that guy's incredible he's. incredible yeah he's that's the dude. from the pey blinders oh yeah he's so. good he's such a good actor and so he. like nailed this torture genius. Oppenheimer in this creation that he. made it'd be so scary something you. thought was probably for a purpose in. the beginning and then you Chang your. mind during it well also you have to do. it because if you don't do it if the. Germans get it they're going to kill. everybody's this a second one still.

wounded and heavily bandaged Yamaguchi. returned to work on August 9 the day y. Nagasaki was bombed he was providing his. supervisor a detailed account of the. Hiroshima bombing when the landscape. outside the office suddenly lit up with. in a blinding light and Yamaguchi fell. the floor as shock waves destroyed the. windows suddenly the same white light. filled the room he later recalled I. thought the mushroom cloud had followed. me from. Hiroshima. wow that's crazy you got about it and.

happen that's crazy a reinforced. stairwell in the office protected the. conference room where Yamaguchi and his. colleagues were Jesus. Christ they just heard his story and he. said it says some of them took cover in. a manner similar to how he described in. Hiroshima his wife was soaked in Black. Rain and was poisoned as their daughter. later recalled in the subsequent weeks. Yamaguchi suffered high fever severe. hair loss continuous vomiting and other. symptoms from radiation poisoning. [ __ ] dude how much would have to.

happen in America for things to get to a. place where people are just like every. man for himself like do you feel like. like that like that kind of thing power. going out yeah what keeps us together is. electricity right now the way Society is. structured we are so dependent upon. electricity that without electricity we. don't have anything we don't have any. cooling we have no ice we have no way of. processing water we're [ __ ] without. electricity we have no Transportation.

we're we're really [ __ ] without. electricity electricity without oil. without any fuel at all we're doomed. we're [ __ ] doomed and all we have is. burning things and do you think for the. first day people would be kind of. organized like let's see what happens. here watching the news and then the. second day [ __ ] would get awall like how. quick would people as soon as people ran. out of food and that doesn't take long. that's a few days it's a few days and. then you everyone's like oh I'm G to get. a rifle learn how to hunt good luck not. at the last minute what are you going to.

put an ad at the last minute sorry it's. so late guys need to learn how to hunt. or whatever now by the way if everybody. goes hunting here's the dirty secret. about hunting the reason why hunting. works is because everybody doesn't hunt. if everybody hunted there'd be no more. animals they almost did that in the. 1800s man they started doing what they. call Market hunting and Market hunting. almost wiped out everything in this. country it almost wiped out all the elk. wiped out most of the Buffalo almost. wiped out white tailed deer really yeah. man because people were hunting them.

they could hunt as much as they wanted. as much as they wanted there was no. regulation and they were selling the. meat and there was no Refrigeration so. you have to kill them all the time oh so. they would hire professional hunters and. that's how they would get their meat and. they were just devastating populations. of animals I mean you've seen the piles. of uh Buffalo bones right terrifying. they killed millions of buffalo in a few. years they brought the herds down to. nothing in a few years got that close to. Total Extinction and was that because. people were like expanding West and they.

needed food they needed food they needed. the Skins they wanted the tongues. pickled tongues was a big delicacy on. the East Coast so it would shoot them. for their tongue only which is crazy so. you taking one of the biggest animals. that lives in North America and you're. slaughtering it just for the smallest. organ or the smallest thing their. tongue yeah so people did that already. and if there's no power there's not. enough food there's just not yeah we. don't have enough Wild game for 330.

million people for a year forget about. forever we don't huh we don't we. definitely don't we definitely 100%. don't and the only reason why you can. have these giant populations of people. like Los Angeles the only way you can. have that is Farmers right you have to. have Farmers you have to have people. that are [ __ ] fully dedicated 24. hours a day to Growing animals and food. all the time to supply those people amen. so looked at the amount of farmers. versus the amount of people that they. feed it's crazy oh it's a great Point. how exponential it probably is huh crazy.

so if all that's gone then all those. people have no food and then where are. they getting. it are they going to be willing to like. how are they going to learn how to herd. cattle and the farmers are going to be. sitting there licking their chops well. they're going to be killed most likely. oh people are going to try to get them. for their food yeah but the farmers will. be ready for a while you know how long. can you hold off millions of people with. guns United States has more guns than. most of the world we have 40% of the.

firearms on Earth [ __ ] yeah we then they. can do it for a while I guess see if. that statistic is true I believe it is I. think the American people have an uh. exponential number in comparison to. every other country we're we're we have. so much more weapons in any other. country and I think we have more guns. than the entire Chinese Army by a large. really yeah by a large amount just the. American population has more guns it's. so embedded in our culture cuz I'll meet.

people sometimes and like you guys have. all these guns like what do you there's. no way to not have guns here well. there's more guns than there are people. here but how would you even do it if. some people were like you should get rid. of gun right because you hear people say. that sometimes it's like well you're not. going to get rid of guns altogether. you're not going to eliminate the. technology right so the technology if it. exists someone's going to have the guns. who's going to have those guns well. you're going to have the government is. going to have the guns so you're. basically giving the guns to people that. are known Liars who've been manipulating. and controlling people from the. beginning of time you can't have that. and the reason why the United States has.

such a unique freedom is because the. first amendment is protected by the. Second Amendment yeah didn't Chris Rock. have a bit about that I believe he did. I'm not sure if he did I believe Chris. Rock had a bit about he probably did I. think he did um one last question before. we go Joe what's up Jamie 35 to 50% of. the guns somewhere in the range of 270. million out of the. 645 million total guns in America close. to 42% that's big estimates 42% of the.

guns in the world right here baby and. his dog's over there snoring you know. why cuz he could see he could sleep well. yeah there's hard men out there with. pistols protecting that little dog dogs. used to be they used to protect. us Carl ain't protecting nobody Carl's F. Carl bites me full blast every day. really he loves that he loves to meet a. man with his face he doesn't hurt you he. doesn't no he's adorable yeah but you. know what I'm saying like we need to. protect Carl he can't protect us that's. how soft people have.

gotten we got listen to. Sor you hear him yeah he sounds like. lisad a little when Lee gets too many. animals they're back the Church of. What's Happening Now is back just saw. the first episode so cool I was telling. Joey for a while I orchestrated getting. the two of them together at the. mothership I'm like we got to get you. guys together I was putting it in his. ear I'm like Joey you guys got to bring. the band back go we're gonna we're gonna. we're gonna Joey and and Lee in New in.

California when they had that show it. was in this weird little office building. so bizarre you'd Park out there you'd be. lucky to find a spot it had a really 80s. Vibe out there they had like one kind of. neon kind of light that was kind of like. they'd have their door for their office. like open a little bit and it didn't. seem like it was an office it seemed. like it was was a place where they shot. like kind of quick porn over did you. ever see the one episode where the they. had an office building at one point in. time with a bunch of other people that. had Office Buildings and Joey was too. loud and they were yelling at him to be.

quiet he's like shut the [ __ ]. [Music]. up no it was amazing we used to share. all with the nail salon for a while. really yeah and you they'd always be. chattering in there and yelling about. stuff it was fun oh that's okay some of. that was fun dude I remember we used to. share a wall with uh fighter in the kid. for a while and that was so much fun. we'd bang on the wall at each other you. guys had like there was a bunch of. podcasts that were being done in like a. couple areas like that in California. where they had little podcast Studio. places where several sets would be it.

was so much fun but those guys had. always ran into some money problem there. was always like some producer that was. taking too much money and they wanted. control of the show and I ran into so. many dudes that had podcast deals that. went South and it was again the same. kind of thing power and Corruption yeah. there was so many guys who had podcast. deals and then they the the people that. they did this that had this network W up. own their podcast and selling their. podcast and they like what the [ __ ] they. just got robbed yeah we got robbed Ian. we got stolen from you got literally.

robbed but we didn't uh we still had. ownership you know yeah but they stole. your ad Revenue right yeah for a year. yeah man there was a lot of dirty. business in the podcast world it was. dark well it's the wild west right it. was a completely new thing and all of a. sudden when the money spigot opened it. just opened like woo like I made no. money for like five years I just did it. for funsies and then all a sudden the. spigot just opened yeah you're spigot. yeah really you have the most open. spigot right now I have the most open. spigot and congratulations you thank you.

you work harder than any podcast are by. far man and you're so great at it man. well you got to keep your foot on the. gas son that's the thing about podcasts. or anything else when you've got a you. like you're essentially you're running a. business right what is the business the. business is interesting content all. right how much are you actually. interested in interesting content. because if you're not it's not going to. work so you got to be fully interested. which I am that's where I'm lucky I'm. lucky that I'm interested in all these. things paying attention to this [ __ ]. even if I wasn't talking about it I'd be.

watching podcasts on this kind of [ __ ]. because I'm interested I'm interested in. ancient civilizations I'm interested in. cultures oh yeah well we learn a lot of. stuff by listening to you learn it man. so it's cool you know um I have one. question I know you one time we were. talking about if you ever retired right. yeah and you said maybe you would start. painting maybe if you ever retired did I. say that I was probably high you could. have been okay. even if you were I was probably taking. some of that Delta 8 what's it called. the stuff they have out here Delta 8.

it's legal it's a legal loophole legal. weed yeah I'm all [ __ ] up on Delta. eight son you had a Delta eight you had. a yet had a oh there's a bunch of Delta. eight out here but are you still using. it it's legit oh yeah sure it is and. it's it is it's at a gas. station like boner bills they work a red. band one of those makes your nose bleed. really bad red band stuff those um those. uh aggressive rhinos whatever those ones. are they make your [ __ ] nose bleed oh. red band's a connoisseur he'll tell you. what the good ones are oh I've been I.

went down the road I used to get him. from India I used to get all that [ __ ]. India yeah jeez um but what would you. paint dude that's what I was thinking I. was just think you pain I was lying you. were yeah I had to be I'm not interested. in pton come on man no man if I if I was. going to retire the dude you know if I. was going to retire I would just bow. hunt and play pool that's what I would. do if I said I don't want to do anything. for money from now on I would bow hunt. play pool I try to play pool for money. but I never win any money I could never. beat the best guys if you think you. could have devoted so much as much time.

because that's one thing you start to. learn about life it's like I only have. so much time right if you could have. devoted as much time you think do you. think you could have been really good at. it because I know you really loved it. pool was a if pool was a legitimate. sport when I was in my. 20s 100% I would have become a Prof. professional pool player 100% I wanted. to play pool all the time because it was. a a population of Misfits that's what it. was it wasn't just the game itself it. was the Misfits it was I always felt. like a misfit when I was a kid I felt. like a misfit you know moved around a.

lot my parents broke up when I was young. and it's like I never felt like I fit in. anywhere until I started hanging around. the pool I was like oh these guys are. just like me they're all people that. they're just too add to ever keep a real. job they're just nutty people and they. all had like different things that they. did for money but what they were really. obsessed with was that game was playing. pool and going to pool halls cuz you'd. go to pool halls and it was a bunch of. guys like you just a bunch of weirdos. who are just wanting to laugh and have.

fun and play this game yeah yeah maybe. yeah that maybe that would be nice and. painting painting problem painting is. you know I'd look I'd love art if I was. called to paint like if it felt like. something maybe I would get into doing. it but that's not what I'm interested in. right now you know yeah maybe I would. would be but I don't think so you know I. think I think if I retire I'm just going. to pursue interests I'm just going to.

like learn languages and [ __ ] just do. something different yeah I don't think. uh when I stop doing this I'm ever going. to do anything else publicly I probably. I won't want to anymore I I get to a. point where I think a lot of people get. to where they're just like ah I want off. this ride do you ever wear a disguise. when you go places like if you every day. I'm wearing a disguise right now oh I. like. like tall Biden remember when they had. the fake Biden was that real though was. that a tall guy you think tall guy get. [ __ ] a tall guy pretended to be B 100%.

wasn't Biden the CIA has had like super. sophisticated outfits look have you seen. Adam Ray when he when he dresses up like. Dr Phil yeah sometimes you forget pretty. [ __ ] good he did we did uh the did. Biden bro I mean and this is like easy. two hours of makeup they're not even. trying to make him look real and he. looks real he looks real crazy this is. him like 20 minutes in his car to yeah. all you need is a dude with similar face. structure to Biden and you can make him. Biden 100% And I think they definitely.

did that [ __ ] I think there was a point. time he was America we're protecting you. theovon we can't have China to think. that our president is down and that KLA. Harris is running the military come on. son we know what we're doing pull up the. photo the video of the tall Biden cuz. ain't no way it's the same. cuz he wasn't even a little taller bring. that honky up you know what I'm saying. it wasn't it crazy thing to say say that.

it president it wasn't like you know it. was like Bobby Lee next to Ari yeah like. something's different this not the same. guy he's so much taller he was like six. Ines taller like not a little taller. they're like we got nobody no we got. nobody look at the size of this. [ __ ] get [ __ ] that's not. that's real look at the size look at the. size of his legs is that will frell bro. that guy's a basketball player they got.

some look at the difference in size so. that's the real Biden and Trump really. met him and that's the real Obama mhm. right real Obama real Biden now go me. give me give me fake Biden again no no. no fake one the giant one no no no no no. the giant one when he's walking around. this one this video who is that bro look. at how much taller he is than Jill he's. never that much taller than Jill Jill's. wearing heels son look at her heels see. her heels elevated in the back she's.

wearing heels he's towering over her. that's a giant Biden that's. Sasquatch wow that's really really. interesting do people have done like a. comparison to his height compared to. like what he normally is MH tall Biden. was a real thing oh do you think what. happens to him after he goes away in. office what happens him Jimmy Carter he. votes like this you think he can't wait. to vote for Pete.

Budd they roll him out there who. controls Joe Biden if he's not. controlling himself whoever is letting. him [ __ ] pardon 8 million people some. of the guys said they don't want the. pardon you see that bro he's pardoned. more people than anybody ever by a long. shot he's got all Tiger King too. somebody said oh he better pardon TIG I. think he did didn't he just somebody. said he just uh pardoned him did he that. can't be real I saw that the the it's a. little overinflated because of all the. marijuana charges that got added in. because they they threw all those people.

no and Joe Biden's pardon oh I want to. see that mad SL slur that's a good thing. that he's doing that but it's still he's. still pardon more people than anybody. ever bro when Tiger King gets back out. here [ __ ] wait America he'll be a. guest on this podcast a knee brace. pistol on his hip with that whip yeah. they try to [ __ ] Jamie for sure he's. going to [ __ ] slurp on somebody. lobbies for president pardon Jamie what. are the odds this guy tries to [ __ ] you. if we bring him in the studio no way. he's 100% not that he's going to [ __ ]. you no way would he be the first one on.

his list I all the people in the. building I don't know you're the guy. couple other people we'll hold him back. by the hips we'll have ground moves on. you we'll have S control on him but he. moves on you you're a nice guy shave my. mustache maybe that's what it is the. mustache he's trying he's trying but. they're not going to let him out and. they maybe they should I don't know I. don't know I wonder yeah if he got out. of this Wonder where what kind of job he. would get into they're not going to let. him work offshore or whatever stuffed. animals sell his own stuffed animals. yeah open his own Build-A-Bear build a.

tiger you know he just in there helping. you stuff it yeah's you stuff it and. then the little recording thing when you. have a little thing in there where you. press the button and it gives a little. recording When of my kids I used to have. one for one of my daughters where she'd. squeeze it and said Daddy he loves you. oh that's sweet it was adorable that's. what he's going to do he's going to do. that for people same thing I want to. suck your car. Daddy loves you I want to suck your. [Laughter]. [ __ ] hey what you doing with all that c.

huh I think this is got be his take me. to the river I'm looking around just. Twitter and he tweeted that yesterday no. he didn't look at that please repost. comment and tag anyone if you can show. support right now more than ever why am. I in the back is that really true that's. a real photo you don't forget it. happened you you don't remember that. podcast. that was right after you did Birdie. Sanders that guy came. in what is it like for you can I ask you. this you're like interviewing legitimate.

people now like you interviewed Trump. you interviewed Bernie Sanders you. interviewed um who else JD Walsh who. else you interview You' you've. interviewed a lot of like very. interesting people are you enjoying that. yeah I think I am man I think it's been. I've been trying to learn more you know. so that's been one of my goals you're. doing a great job cuz you I mean you get. silly you're still yourself you know. you're still silly but you're having. like real conversations with these. people thanks you know Bobby Kennedy.

yeah for sure I mean I knew Bobby which. was lucky and we were going through. Vermont and Bernie said he would come on. the podcast so that was super fortunate. and then um Dana helped you know I. wanted to talk to Trump because his. brother had died of alcoholism and it. was like a world that I had like spent a. lot of my life like you know in and. dealing with and so I wanted to. like just see what he like if he was. normal about something like that I guess. so yeah but I think it's been. interesting um I think it felt like a. lot of respons I got I I I started to. have some ego issues I think I was just.

trying to be like you know just know. what you're doing man like you don't. have some big responsibility I think I. had this ego trap where it maybe felt I. just had to kind of manage some stuff. for a little bit but I've been feeling. better now I think um like what what was. the Trap I think you just start to think. oh well I'm important right and it's. okay if I am like it's okay if I have. import to myself and and there's things. that I want to like examine and learn. for myself and and that sort of thing. but your role as an important person.

right you started thinking about that. because you're getting a lot of views. right I think it started to just scare. me so I just I got nervous and then I. had people that would ask me about stuff. that I felt like I didn't know about or. people would think that I knew more than. I did or like I had something to do with. like the election like things like that. made me super kind of nervous got it and. so I think I just was kind of trying to. manage that for a bit and um but I've. been feeling like better about it and I. know some places are things to be funny. some places are things that mean. something to me just like learning about. Healthcare and people getting screwed.

like there are some like smaller causes. I can't learn about everything but. there's some things that I do care about. that I can like like seek more. information about you know right and. then to just try to get more interested. in things like just be you know learn. about want to open myself up to learn. about more things you know so that's the. key is like knowing when to just listen. when to when to try to be funny just. [ __ ] around learn how to be yourself. know the more you do them the more. relaxed you get when you do them you. know yeah that happens too I mean this.

is probably the most relaxed I felt like. being around you today you know around. me yeah I think I I I I I just like yeah. sometimes that you get nervous do you. get nervous just because so many people. are listening is that what it is the. numbers yeah I think at first and then I. think um yeah I mean I look up to you I. think and so I you know and you're you. know you're the champ you're the best. and so it's like. I don't know if it's a nerve I don't. know what it is but there's sometimes I. feel some thing you know well thank you. but you don't need to you don't need to.

feel that like you and I have been. friends for a long [ __ ] time you. could be yourself yeah you remind me of. that and I appreciate it you know. because it does it does help I think. it's just like an old thing of like um. it's like an old energy thing that. doesn't make any sense anymore you know. but sometimes like that template is. still there a little bit right right. well that's a Hollywood template right. like the people that are more. established and bigger it's like oh. there's Johnny Carson yeah know there's. that you know gets oh yeah yeah yeah you. always anytime I think that way you. always bring it back down to a super. normal place so thank you um but it.

should be super normal that's really the. appeal of all this that we do is that it. is super normal is that a guy like you. can have no pretense and just ask Bernie. Sanders questions like why the [ __ ] are. they getting away with this like why why. is it structured this way why all these. corporations stealing all this money and. [ __ ] everybody out all these you know. why is why is this happening yeah and. those are it's if you can have those. real conversations this is the only. place where they exist you're never. going to get these kind of conversations. on a late night talk show you don't. you're not going to get them they don't.

have these kind of that there's it's not. possible you you can't go into depth. about things there's no way you can go. for hours and hours just talking to. people you can't do it yeah yeah man and. I think it's interesting it's like you. know there's still things that I want to. do in my life personally and there's. like talking with people has helped me a. ton you know like even just confidence. from being like you know from getting to. talk with different you UFC fighters and. things over the years like there's a lot. of like people that I've gotten to speak. to or people I've heard on your shows. and other shows that inspire me like in. Little moments of my life you know like.

it's important you know. um yeah so I I I don't know I definitely. I mean I feel like you know I just want. to you know try my best keep learning I. don't know and just have a good time too. well you you seem like you're having a. good time yeah and you're doing a great. job you really are and you're getting. really good at it like the more you do. it the better you get at it you can. really tell there's a lot of good good. people podcasting now it's an awesome. time you and Tim Dylan did that episode. the last one you guys did he's the best. he's he's the absolute best at the.

rant nobody else no champ like him he's. the number one he's the Michael Jordan. of the rant yeah even C and Shane C and. Shane for literally my mom texted me. last night she's like I uh that Shane. Gillis he just makes some of the best. faces right away and so even earlier we. go back to you're like I got sheny. Gillis back here I thought you were it. was like a new beverage or something he. had made and uh so I go back and there's. a sauna back there by your gym you never. saw the gym before I can't believe you. never saw the gym Gym's pretty dope.

right yeah the Gym's great but I didn't. think you had a Shane Gillis ontap so we. [ __ ] go in there and there's a meat. closet where your dry and age. beef I actually do have one of those of. course and the [ __ ] there's a [ __ ]. fullbody strap of Shane Gillis hanging. in that [ __ ] and he just puts his head. up near the glass and that moment alone. like oh that was the best doesn't it. make you want to move here yeah it. definitely helps man I'm I'm starting to. look cuz I'm not having I got to get a.

family soon too dude get yourself a nice. Texas girl I know I am I'm I am I'm. motivated ladies let's put that energy. out there get Theo a nice Texas girl I. know they're out here there's a ton of. them out here this is the greatest place. in the world to be a single guy like you. is it yeah it seems very diverse here. too people are friendly they're. genuinely friendly and they're not. friendly cuz they want something from. you like La they're not friendly because. you're famous and friendly because they. want to get famous too they're just. friendly oh yeah they're fun nice people. living their life they're fun boy.

theovon I love you to death you very. much thanks for everything this is the. end of part two there it is that's both. of them Jamie thanks so much dude nice. to meet your dog for the second time. powerful Carl look at him over there. powerful is he awake yet he's waiting. he's waiting he wakes up when he wakes. up right around now he's like probably. about time for me to get up start. terrorizing people again. like China all right bye everybody now. just floating the. anding like these leaves I must be.

Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my bones. [Music].