Joe Gatto | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #535

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you are and thank you so much for the. support today's guest has been. entertaining humans and taking care of. dogs for most of his life and we're. lucky to have been on the receiving end. of some of that uh you know him from. Impractical Jokers he has a new standup. comedy special out on YouTube called. messing with people as well as a new. children's book called we's Berry I. always enjoy my time and grateful to sit. down.

with just a light of the world today's. guest is Mr Joe. got on. [Music]. me I'll sit and tell you my. stories. shine on. me and I will find a song been singing. [Applause].

this place is awesome I I never seen. this place was awesome oh you haven't. been here before never been here before. yeah oh wow it's nice fantastic yeah. sometimes you just forget where you've. been or where where you haven't even. been you know you never know where you. haven't been yeah that's true huh yeah. it's true good to see you today you. brought a little buddy huh yeah spon oh. pups one of the GATT pups and how is um. it's a man or woman this is a woman this.

is a woman yeah this is spon and how is. she doing she seems okay yeah she's. doing all right last time we spoke she's. fine yeah yeah okay she's good she's uh. she's one of my travel pups she just. comes on the when I'm not flying a lot. and I'm just on one or two and driving. she'll come with me you know yeah yeah. she's not a great flyer but she loves to. chill and uh yeah she seems very calm in. Japan they were uh giving pills to a lot. of those dogs and so they could take. good cool photos of them you see the. ones with their tongue hanging out M I.

know those I have a lot of those kinds. of dogs cuz I have a senior dog rescue. and all the all their teeth are out so. they just yeah they just hang out that's. weird I didn't know they do a pill. induced tongue out yeah BR that up if. the Japanese were um they taking they. wanted the tongue out so it was like it. made them like really like thirsty or. just yeah yeah I think nicotine the. mouth a little bit it just. like you know like that yeah like just. gives you the like they lived in. Baltimore kind of you know like come. some of these Baltimore hitchhikers like.

bring bring that up if they were. dropping tongues out in uh Japanese. peling up the dogs there's a supplement. no no no were the Japanese giving pills. to the. dogs that's all right that's a pretty. good. promt yeah you're you're just looking at. medication you're just looking at dog. pills or some of they hide a lot of the. good yeah that's stuff you got to dig. deep sometimes that's they come back for. it that's not going to be on the first.

no yeah that's true man we got to learn. to go deep dude sometimes the way that. Google finishes you or you ever find. that like when you put in something and. the way the search engine finishes what. you started is more interesting than. what you were looking for you just oh. what is this and you click that yeah. that's really weird yeah and all of them. it's always like gay it's like dead gay. yeah it's all that stuff yeah yeah dude. it's all that shit's always ridiculous. man good to see you bro good to see you. it's been a minute man yeah it has been. a minute last time we saw each other we. were on both in the same city on tour.

and we got some pizza yeah in Milwaukee. Milwaukee and pizza took forever forever. I went back and got it yeah I think I. think we left and you just went yeah you. went back later the kitchen I was like. let me get this later we ordered these. pizzas and they came it to us yeah they. owed us some pies man yeah oh those. people were they did not want to give it. up and I'm like well if you don't want. to give out the food then don't be a. restaurant right right right this is. your thing this is what you do yeah like. I was back there he was eating so he was. back there eating too the one guy yeah.

whenever we saw him um congrats man you. got a new special out special out yeah. first special first special wow messing. with people yeah it's uh really excited. about it it's out on YouTube and uh I. was it was great man I toured with it. for two and a half years and you know. how it is you don't want the content is. just to go away super proud of it yeah. so I put it out there and it's great was. it um when you guys in trouble come here. spy come come on up good girl when you. guys taped it how many tapings did you. do I did two yeah two in one night I did. the Paramount in Huntington.

uh Long Island and it was uh it was fun. man like it was the first one you know. you get a little nervous like it's all. and I wasn't used the jib almost knocked. me out like four times cuz I'm very. physical on stage running around you. know so I ran to like the side and the J. was like right there it was kind like. knocked out but uh it was good it was. really cool yeah and the jib is like the. camera that's the camera that's on on. the arm yeah oh you forget right that's. for everybody at home yeah just CU some. people don't know you know some people. don't know what's going on um yeah there. you go right there that's it yeah um did.

some of the other uh Jokers come out uh. yeah they came to uh the taping um s. came to the late taping I think and then. the next I was working that week and. then in Q came out and stuff but yeah. it's good they come and see me we I see. them when they're on the road it's it's. fun we try to give each other the. support you know how it is have you gone. to one of their shows like cuz cuz you. do you still do the touring show with. them or no no right no so I did they. just wrapped up their last tour and I. came out on stage there and then when. they did Radio City I popped out uh that. was really fun when IO City it was so.

cool it was really great the place. exploded W it was really nice yeah yeah. um have you missed that aspect cuz they. just came out with their last their the. 11th season right of their show yeah of. jokers yeah they're doing that now uh. they just wrapped shooting that one I. think they got another one but uh yeah I. mean you know you miss it you missing. with your friends the hardest part for. me is like it's appointment friendship. now right like you got to think about. like you used to see each other all the. time oh and now it's like you know like. I feel like I you know I haven't seen. you in for right and when you see them. it's like they're working together or.

doing something you're trying to find a. time together so that gets a little. tricky yeah you know so but everybody. always ask you still friends I always. tell people no I hate those guys like. I'll just say stuff to mess with people. like do you like them I'm like no we. don't talk anymore I was saying for a. while that salad slept with my wife. that's why I left it so fun he's like. dude you got to stop saying that. someone's going to believe you yeah but. uh yeah it's uh it's good we're still. we're still boys yeah just trying to see. each other gets a little tricky yeah I. think that just gets trickier as you get. older too like just being an adult it's.

like everything gets like more. appointment that's why I miss like I I. it's like you never know when you're in. like high school and college and stuff. like that that those are going to be. like the greatest times because. everybody is just there yeah yeah. everybody's you're going to bump the. bump into factor of a college campus. right you might just bump into somebody. on the way to the calf or something yeah. that's totally different because you're. all enclosed like a community it's like. a cult almost like you're living on this. you know the Stockade. thing yeah dude that's one thing it's.

like but you don't realize that when. you're there like I remember whenever I. was like graduating high school whatever. I was like thank God I'm graduating but. then you don't realize that like 10. years later you'd do anything to go back. and have one big full day of high school. yeah for sure you but there was some. people you were looking forward to get. rid of too that was the bad part right. that's the other side of it like you're. like I cannot wait till I don't have to. see this person again like the ROC guys. are were really at our school were very. they kind of acted like they were like a. gang sort of or whatever you know like. those guys with the wooden guns you'd. see them after school or whatever and.

they wouldn't even have like the part of. the gun that like had the bullets in or. something they would just have like it's. like a chlorified stick yeah dude yeah. it was the right shape of a stick yeah. yeah and they would be running through. the Halles like y like yelling different. quadrants in each other and [ __ ] doing. this stuff and signaling you're like. guys I'm getting algebra get out of my. way yeah I didn't uh we didn't have RTC. at our school but we definitely had um. different clicks cuz I went to all boy.

Catholic High School so all boy School. definitely had like a different type of. like click setup kind of thing where you. had your jocks and your mathletes which. I was a proud leader of were you yeah. yeah math guy yeah so I was like geeky. but I was a bowler we talked about this. just quickly I'm I was on the bowling. team and stuff so it was like a. different thing but then humor like once. once people found you were funny in high. school and you're with all dudes I think. it's a different thing I think it's like. oh you know and then people like want to. be around you and having fun so once my. humor started coming out it was a. different animal that was so much fun.

yeah dude being funny and high that was. like the yeah I think that's what it was. too cuz you always had an audience. around you always had like everybody was. right there so you could make so many. jokes and references and like you'd see. each other in the hallway in between. classes and that was the weirdest thing. cuz you had like one second where you. were passing your bu in the hallway and. you got to just you got a drive by yeah. yeah I did I was known for Pratt falling. in in high school so I used to fall into. my Spanish class every day and Mrs Lonzo.

my teacher always thought it was this. guy Mike Irving that was tripping me and. she would always give him detention on. it he was like dude you have to stop. stop it wasn't me and I was like oh he. triat me you know like that so when I. got my diplom my mom knew that I was big. and my mom was always like you know you. had to be respectful so I'm getting my. diploma and everybody's like trip trip. trip like they all want me to fall on. stage and my mother like threaten my. life she's like if you trip on sayage. you're done you're done I was like all I. can't make my mom m so I don't get it. then I surprised ly get an award I got.

an award they like they were giving out. these Awards and one of them was you. know some of the and I look at my father. and he goes and I went up and I went. when I went to get the award on stage I. bit it and I like fell off the stage the. place went absolutely nuts it was so. funny I was like that's the reason why I. won that reward so I could have my. moment yeah that's class bro yeah I love. that that [ __ ] was so much fun man is. yeah you think about just do you have. friends from high school anymore yeah. yeah that you keep in touch with yep I. still got actually a pretty decent.

amount I've always done a good job of. like trying to call and connect every. now and then and just see what's up you. know with folks but or from definitely. from high school and uh yeah so I keep. in contact pretty decently with some of. them who's your oldest friend my you. have some do you have somebody like from. my buddy Scott from when we was like in. second grade or whatever oh wow this. went to his wedding he had a destination. wedding. oh yeah we're on the same. page you mean a forced vacation for you.

it is a it was yeah yeah and then some. people can't be there you know that and. then they feel bummed out about it for. sure because somebody had to miss it and. then both people feel bad yeah there. there's two different you know schools. of thought about it you know but cuz the. other school of thought is what like. it's like you're making a memory for. everybody that can make it and you're. making it more of like an event and. you're spending your money you might as. well get this big memory out of it. instead of being at a you know a hall. hitting Queens you know spend all this. money but for me I we almost did it but.

I just at the end of the day I feel like. it's a lot it's a big ask yeah yeah did. you ever renew your vows so after we got. back together my wife and I we were. thinking about doing that and then we. just did you guys get divorced or no no. we just got separated got separated. separated for two years and then oh wow. it's a long time yeah it's a long time. yeah wow yeah I had never lived alone so. I was 47 years old for my first time. living alone inment did you get an. apartment an apartment yeah yeah no if. you look if you and your wife get. separated you have to get an got get you.

can't get a house can't get a house. you're in the you're in the like you're. getting there no that's what that was. actually the reason kind of like why we. got back together was I had put a bid. bid in on a house cuz it was like okay. this is not happening and I was like I'm. a grown man I'm not going to live in. this apartment I needed a yard I had my. dogs I'm like I just didn't want there. was a fire drill in my building I'm. outside 11:30 in my robe and someone's. like are you Joe from in practice get. the hell like this is my life right now. so I was like yeah so I I put a bid on a. house and I didn't get it could you. imagine you go to the fire drill of your.

a building and Joe is there in his. bathrobe I was like with how many dogs. dogs in my arm Kella joeville you're. just out there with a [ __ ] million. pups so it was like yeah so it was rough. and then so then I put a bit in on a. house and I didn't get it and then I was. like oh I had to look at another house. and I said to her I was like oh what. about I was like I'm looking at this. house it wasn't too far from the kids. and she just went do you want to get. back together and I just instantly I. just went yeah do you and she goes yeah. and that was the first time we said it. out loud we both weren't thinking we. were going to we reflected on it after.

and it just that moment and we just we. were in a I was doing a dog event in the. city and we were waiting in a hotel room. for the dogs to be ready she was napping. I was working and then we just started. talking for like 4 hours wow and I said. okay let's give it a couple months I'm. not going to move back home let's make. sure it sticks make sure we want to do. it and it did all worked out so then I. came back home but living alone was like. so weird I didn't even like hang stuff. on the walls it was so sad it like those. white fresh freshly painted sheetrock. you know yeah like I hung like one. picture and I was like I don't even know. if I like that there you know it just.

like felt like you had to went on. Wayfair and I bought a bunch of like. discount furniture and I go to the house. there's all the nice furniture and. everything. like you're like hey at least let me. come back and shower yeah Le got you got. that good. loofah wow and what did you right after. you guys decided okay we're going to do. that did y'all go eat somewhere or. something we did we had dinner that next. uh that well we always I I always went. to the house for dinner the kids didn't. know any sort of disruption so that was. always good I was always at the house. having dinner family dinner I was always.

still very involved the kids didn't. really know anything cuz at the time. they're nine and seven now so they were. between you know six and 8 or whatever. and the next night we went to one of our. favorite restaurants in town uh and we. just had a nice date night and it was. nice and then we went away just the two. of us and for a night up at this Farm in. Upstate New York and just all worked out. you know a lot of conversations a lot of. hard stuff you got to talk through a lot. of forgiveness and talking about you. know I think the biggest thing always is.

in any relationship you always. especially with your significant other. you always think it's your soulmate you. know what they're thinking and you just. don't like people as well as somebody. you just have to say it so we just. started talking and it just opened up. everything you know dude the the. craziest thing is how hard it is to say. stuff even if like you're with a person. you're married it's like and they would. rather you probably say it so you can. get to the next part but we just hold. the [ __ ] words yeah and then you get. mad that they don't know what you're. thinking that was the funny I used to. say time I said you get mad at me.

because I don't know what you're. thinking I have no I I'll admit I don't. know what you're thinking I'll never. know you know so that's like the biggest. thing I found in relationship is really. as we starting to like get through it. again it's like just say what you're. feeling Life's too short man just say. what you're feeling yeah just say I wish. your legs were longer longer just you. had longer legs how'd you know did she. tell you that was the she's like Joe I. wish you were five I wish you were six. foot man you had longer. legs no I yeah I don't know I mean that. shit's all that stuff's complicated man. but that's awesome then congrats so that.

feels good then yeah so you got the. family back on track got back on track. baby I'm a dad I'm a real dad like which. is nice I feel really tight with the. kids good partner it's all it all feels. good now yeah yeah and creatively I'm. doing everything that's good you know it. feels nice to be able to dabble in. different stuff and did you oh your kids. came to the special cuz I saw them you. give them like a hug before you go on. stage yeah they gave me the microphone. before and they one you gave a hug and. one you gave a high five yeah I gave the. high five to my son he was super he was. super nervous so like yeah he's cute.

he's she is like me dude she's comes out. for a bow she loves it all like she's. all about it my son is a little bit more. of a Wallflower but he really likes to. laugh and to make me laugh and we do. like fun oh there that's the that was a. thing oh good um so yeah that's the kids. so the uh you know jigy yeah Mark yeah. he's my he's my tour manager he's on. tour of me but then yeah this is my my. my daughter and my son there oh that's a. yeah he's really EXC I give him a little. oh him a hug sorry I didn't mean you. didn't yeah I love my son don't try to I.

already see the clip she love his son. flitting hairs dude I'm sorry starting. to S of drama I was trying to remember. that yeah dude Jiggy was there that's. awesome yeah he's with me all the time. he's on my new tour with me he's my. feature he comes with me the whole time. now he's great he's so funny he has one. of the best stories I I don't know if. you turned it into a show into a stage. bit it's like he met a girl in an. airplane right so he's on an airplane. he's sitting next to like this beautiful. Brazilian. Brazilian girl he said and like the.

plane kept getting delayed or whatever. finally they get them all off the plane. and it's like midnight they're not going. to leave till the next day and the. girl's like you can come stay with me or. whatever you know or at least she said. she could have said goodbye in Brazilian. that's what he but that's how he took it. so he's like she's like why is this guy. in my car he's following her out of the. airport her grandmother comes and picks. her up right so now they are all the. he and this girl just met stay at the.

grandmother's house and they just had it. was like a big studio so they sleep in. one bed amazing all together and they. watched um I can't I think they watched. Saving Private roide which is a a real. warming romantic story it's like the. house in like Charlie and the CH Factory. where everybody sleeps in the same room. in the same bed it's all the old kid and. all the parents oh yeah wait Grandpa Joe. Grand Joe was there yeah oh that's. hysterical and then yeah cuz I think he. thought he was going to go to this kind. of romantic night and then he just.

stayed in there all yeah and I gu. something else occurred but it was. pretty unbelievable but yeah that story. is great he met the family already. though so that's good and they oh he. said that they had popcorn and then uh. yeah and then I guess they all fell. asleep he oh could you imagine being. somebody who came home from work and. that's what you see they like what they. where they pick up this straggler came. in he's the best to go on tour he's just. a bundle of joy and like energy he's so. positive and fun like we click really.

well on that but he gets like we make. fun of him because uh Steve Burn's on. the road with us a lot too and we love. to watch him eat when he's hungry. because he literally if you he doesn't. know you're watching him I'm not even. kidding Theo he'll go. like be like excited to eat and he'll be. like doing and he moves his hands and. you just watch him he's just like a. little kid for the first time I'm like. apple pie like it's so funny I'm like. dude you're a grown adult man you have a. child like what are you doing he gets so. excited yeah yeah he's classic man he's.

so funny yeah his energy is some of the. best energy to be around yeah for sure. for sure. um yeah what was gonna oh D kimbe. Matumbo di did you see that no did he. yeah oh no. when he just died brain cancer 58 that's. young that is Young 58 the K may talk. about Hall of Fame finger wagging Center. yeah he did that thing with the big. finger yeah he kind of gave uh I wonder. if after he did that is that when they. came out with with those finger things. or not you know no I think those are I.

think those were we number ones I think. that's where that comes from oh I see. but I think people started using it and. as it wasn't intended yeah this was not. for this this was. for I like no no no no no you're not. yeah yeah dude he had that that was wild. the finger wag yeah that's funny that. that becomes like your thing yeah you. know but then you have to do it all the. time right people are waiting for it. yeah people always like taking photos. and people like can you do this could. you do this it's like me getting yelled. Larry.

what do you get asked the most you think. when people want to take a picture with. you or like when when people see you. what is like the thing that they what's. Bobby Lee like yeah that's what you get. whole time right yeah tell me about. Bobby Lee is he real is it real they'll. say they'll call him an it and I'm like. that's crazy uh are they referring to. Bobby with I I don't know so a lot of. people don't believe in like people of. the Orient but uh and also look at the. guy I mean there's yeah you know for. sure there's definitely 5050 shades of. shz right here so there's a lot going on.

uh then after we got to interview Trump. I get asked about that a lot just what. it was like to be there something we got. to go up to Bedminster New Jersey that. was nice up there yeah I think I talked. to you when when I saw you there was. just the Rumblings that you might have. been able to sit with them and I think. you told me you were like dude it's. crazy I might be able to do it so that. had to be a wild experience yeah it was. crazy that took a long time to come. together I imagine it wasn't like a it. was kind of on and off and then it was. just on yeah you know but it was. definitely interesting don't think uh I. didn't notice you put on a suit jacket.

nice dude you thre on a jacket there go. yeah I appreciate it I think it's been a. two ferals and one presidential. interview brother I'll tell you that. dude it's a famous jacket man so it's on. its way up bro here you go yeah the. kimbe had that thing dude which finger. what finger is used for different stuff. the most do you think this is for yeah. this is always good and this is always. bad right this is good this is bad this. one is so yeah if this is bad this is. this is never good this could be bad. with comes down yeah I think every every.

finger has a personality kind of for. sure yeah right so you could use this. for that this is this is kind of this is. probably the most useless right the ring. finger well unless you when you were a. little kid this became in big cuz You'. be like I'm not giving you the finger oh. that's true huh you would hide it you. hide like oh just Kidd but this one is. also the ring finger so it also is like. signifies yeah someone has claimed you. yeah you're locked you've been claimed. yeah you're own yeah this this is for. hitchhiking too used to be hitchhike the. thumb has the most versatile I think. hitchhiking you're the best kill him.

kill him right murderer this this is a. murder indicator straight murder what. are we doing here yeah yep I this is the. first thing I taught my kids by the way. that was a a parenting hack I heard from. somebody teach your kidss because a lot. of times your kids are like far away if. they're scared or something teach them. to give you a thumbs up if they're okay. or a thumbs down if they're not because. if you can't see them or you know if you. only see them you can't hear them so I. have my daughter on top of like this. huge slide down where I was by a. playground and I was like scared for her. life I'm like who can't she like and. then she went and I was like okay crazy. yeah oh and then you do this thing right.

that's thing that means help me I'm. being I'm taking called Liam niss right. that means like I need that's what that. means yeah this is like this is the. thing like if somebody goes yo this's. like the wink back in the day like. something's up if somebody does it I'm. waving back I'm like you're so. cute it's like a puppet show yeah I'm. leaving dude yeah dang brother yeah I. can't believe that man I can't believe. that we only get five fingers have you. been Have you ever been so mad that you. double barreled somebody with a double. like f you. like that's a that's a different level.

of getting somebody angry that they're. like I need both hands well if you do. this this and then you're a wck too the. third if you hit him with that you know. what I'm say I've only done that once I. don't like to talk about it these are. just predecessors you know what I'm. saying that it's the big finale yeah. they're just a big finale the double. guns they call that right I wonder if in. every culture that means the if every. culture people that's like world like. all over like if you were in like the. jungles of Zimbabwe or something and you. saw and you were angry some dude some. guy popped out and surprise you he.

thought you were a like a um warthog. yeah a warthog or something he tries to. stab you with his stick or whatever and. you'd be like ah you didn't get me and. then he high fives it you're like wait. what does this me good he's like got you. the high five and stuff too like all. those gestures they all come from. somewhere which is so weird right the. high five is kind of crazy if a dude was. like hey man yeah hit it that was good. that was good yeah just smack my hand. just smack my hand that's cuz that feels. not even that cool just way we did it.

now felt weird right yeah cuz it was it. was very soft you got to really do it. yeah Glen Burke a former outfielder for. the Los Angeles daughters is credit. credited with inventing the high five. during a game against the Houston Astros. October 2nd 1977 wow so I'm only one. year older than the high five Wow when. he ran toward home plate and raised his. hand and greet his teammate who had just. rounded the base after home run wait so. why did I give it to him who's a. teammate because he just had his hand up. he was just doing a hand in the air the. guy who high-fived Glen Burke oh is Glen.

Burke the guy that did it that's crazy. Oney was white supremacist and then he. came by and said ran into it he was. waving to his grandmother in the in the. stands he's like hey Mom he's like hey. your wife for so am my let's make it. happened that's crazy that is crazy the. high five dude yeah the fist bump it. seems do you ever get the aggressive. fist bump where somebody just fights. your fist they don't know how to they. just punch you in the hand cuz like you. meet a lot of people right you don't. always want to be touching people and. stuff right you're like oh fist bump. sometimes you'll do fist bumping a lot. people people just come in you and hit.

you hard like they just punch your hand. or yeah sometimes people keep pushing. against your hand push your back you. trying to move me what am I doing yeah. but yeah and also people have a lot of. people have sweaty wet hands now yeah. it's a thing oh it's gotten way worse. and when I was a kid everybody's hands. were dry right it like you know. sometimes you'd see like some facial. sweat or somebody with like who never. shaved their neck they have like a lot. of sweat and hair on their neck or. whatever but you didn't see people hands. just you know shopping yeah the worst is.

when you're done with it now this is. your sweat that I have on my hand what. am I going to do with it am I going to. ruin my pants am I finding a piece of. furniture like you have to figure out. where to put it yeah they yeah they. don't give you any direction it's like. hey here's some wet here's some wet me. this is your problem. now this is some wet me that you have to. deal with today yeah one little wet me. dude somebody said that. farel the singer yeah had really dry. hands dry somebody told me that once I.

remember that that he wasn't like he. wasn't sweaty or was it dry to the fact. that I was like you felt it was like sag. yeah like wow very dry hands it could be. from mixing those albums or Whatever. Gets calluses yeah that could be it he. works with his hands yeah that's a good. point man this episode is sponsored by. prize picks do you love firing on Sports. well prize picks is the best daily. fantasy sports app for you. sign up today and get $50 instantly when.

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reschedule nuh did you yeah I was I went. I got my one off in Savannah and then. went to the Evans won the place you know. the power they didn't have power in the. uh theater Evans Georgia yeah Evans. Georgia oh yeah it's been it was tough. down there and then uh they were like. you know we don't have power I was like. we're not going to do comedy by. Candlelite like what do we have to do we. have to reschedule it. so but down there the people are so like. equipped to handle it and be like it's. such a community when stuff like that. happens down there it's crazy like cuz.

we were there and there was people going. driving over to be like oh we're just. going to go get they had like family and. whatnot I was talking to somebody at a. restaurant they were like we got to go. pick up my aunt like they just like know. what to do and they they're just ready. for it it was yeah people in the South. are really dialed in with their families. you know being close with your family is. like it's one of the main things yeah. you know and everybody has a truck. everybody wants to help out everybody. has a truck yeah that's so different. than you know down there everybody's got. K he's got call Tim he's got the you. know cousin Tim's got he's got the truck. like I don't know one person with a.

pickup truck in New York yeah I don't. know one person people are like I'll. [ __ ] help out right now what do you. need me to do everybody knows CPR or. knows a fireman that's says he knows CPR. and then when he has to prove it it's a. problem he's just blowing in this guy's. face I I was in a situation where. somebody was choking and I had to I. jumped into action nuh yeah our tour. manager our tour manager had this we. didn't know he had this uh where we all. eat. we were no we he was signing we were.

doing the settlement down at the uh we. were in the hotel uh Ballroom one of the. things at the hotel like we had a little. room and he was signing the check to pay. us for the weekend and and he had had. this condition when he coughed he would. lose his breath and just like pass out. but we didn't know that so he started. coughing and he was talking through it. right so it's me S and Murray and he's. coughing he's like and he just. goes and he just shuts down and so I'm. sitting next on one side mer on the. other and merch just T chicken goes his.

guy name was Jeff he's like Jeff Jeff. Jeff so I hopped up and I was like all. right I got to do something but I didn't. do the high I did like an over the. shoulder like seat belt like and I just. started like shaking him trying to wake. him up S ran over and it was at the hoit. Sherman near the Hoy Sherman theater and. he ran and grabbed the the phone that. was connected to the Bell desk and he. was like call 911 instead of call 911 he. yelled at the phone and I'm hugging him. like and then all of a sudden he just. came back to life and he's like and I'm. over shoulder and he goes did it happen. again and we're like what are you.

talking about dude yeah so I have no. skills the only person that had any. skills was Q because he was a fireman. and he was in bed so we couldn't even. help hey that's typical fireman dude if. there ain't a fire dude I'm asleep put a. hot dog in my jaw and I'm going to sleep. dude done yeah so I'm not equipped for. any of that emergency stuff yeah that's. scary dude we had a um one time me and. my buddy Scotty uh the same guy I was. talking about earlier we' eaten some LSD. right. and uh and we were children man and so.

we went. uh we got to the Waffle House you know. and we were so excited you know it was. like 4:00 a.m. we're at the waffle house. and there was and we were laughing so. hard dude we we had the giggles so hard. and they had a. um gay gentleman working there right and. we never seen a gay gentle you heard. about it or seen drawings of like a guy. like grabbing somebody's Wing or. something see somebody chisel that in.

like a tree or in like a side of a. bridge or something but we've never seen. like a a gentleman in real life in the. wild yeah yeah in the wild dude and in. the wildest place on Earth bro the. [ __ ] halfway house that has a waffle. maker you know so we're in there dude. and he's like being real like he had. like as much gay as you could have. inside of somebody like in for his frame. or whatever and you could just see it. kind of bubbling out of his shoulders. every now and then you know. and uh we were laughing so hard my buddy.

Scott like he when he laughs he kind of. does like this choking thing so the guy. thought that my buddy was choking dude. so he comes around the day yeah starts. doing that my buddy Sky's a little guy. starts doing the [ __ ] homic on him. dude and I am laughing hard dude I'm. laughing so hard I remember I had to. beat my feet against each other cuz like. just I needed to get more sound out of. it more energy yeah yeah yeah dude he.

[ __ ] seeing a gay guy do the H. maneuver bouncing your little friend. around thinking he's saving the day yeah. yeah it was just like spon on your lap. brother you so that was so that was like. a crazy thing that happened like the. first time anybody ever choked by us or. something I've SE I've seen people. successfully do it and it's so weird. that people don't know what to do that. it's beautiful when people when people. do it for well when they do it well and. the piece of the chicken bone just comes.

it's theed everybody like yeah weird. take a lap because you just saved this. guy because he didn't chew his filet. minan you know yeah dude we had um what. was happening oh dude I was at a hotel. in uh Hawaii and a guy starts choking at. the breakfast bar and it was like it was. a nice breakfast bar they had like. cereal. fruit um assortment of different styles. of eggs scrambled hardboiled yeah they. had a couple of they had those little.

the big silver things you have to open. up and see what's in it oh surprise they. want to keep you guessing yeah it's like. Aloha what do we got here and then. there's like two of them that just have. smoke coming up there's just like warm. water there's water in it they're like. oh we're bringing it back out we're. bringing the ham out yeah you're like I. think I don't think that anything was. ever in here but they make it look like. scooping the water out thinking it's. something exotic like I'm getting that. Hawai hot. water oh God I have another honey give. me another. give me a bowl that pineapple hot water.

that's great so this guy starts uh. choking and they bring out one of those. like divider things where you just like. can divide a room you know with one of. those and they bring that out cuz. there's like all these tables right. there just eating and so they bring that. out and one guy keeps eating and people. are like quit [ __ ] eating dude you. don't [ __ ] you don't eat in front of. a possible death situation the guy like. 7et over you can hear this guy like. struggling for life dude right and this. guy's chomping on his Corn Flakes over.

here and Magic Johnson was there dude so. at a certain point and this took a long. time they were trying to revive the guy. and um and so at a certain point. everybody starts looking at Magic. Johnson like [ __ ] do something Magic. Johnson you're magic yeah it's in your. name like just yeah go double dribble in. his heart or something do that right. cross over his. arteries do something you can tell him. you can't [ __ ] Pat him on the back in. a special way yeah at least give him a. hug or something man on the way more. assist right and so it got so crazy and.

then nobody would eat dude cuz they they. they were really like boom raging into. him and beating on his chest or whatever. and um and then. finally I they took him out of there I. don't I I he didn't make it I know that. but so at that was his last breakfast it. was last breakfast but at a certain. point we'd all sat there and then. somebody has to take the first. bite and the guy with the cornflakes is.

Who's Laughing Now I didn't miss a step. I'm ready to go yeah taking the first. bite in that Situation's rough yeah it. just broke my heart man oh and I was. like I told my day I was like we're not. doing do not eat first yeah let somebody. let magic eat first let somebody else I. think everybody looks at Magic Johnson. in that situation and I think. ceremoniously he should be like let's. eat it's like your dad at Thanksgiving. when he's like okay we could do like I'm. done carving we could eat yeah like kind. of yeah yeah he puts it out but that was.

crazy man so yeah I mean you it's crazy. cuz you're in the guy who can who is. Magic himself and he could do nothing. yeah you know I think it'd be worse if. there was a real magician there like if. David bla was there and they're like. dude make the chicken bone and his. throat disappear like make it come out. of behind his ear something you know. keep pulling those Rags out until. there's a piece of chicken on the that's. right at the end he's got the phone. coming out right yeah I think that'd be. tough. um yeah dude that flooding stuff just.

makes me so sad and this doesn't seem. like there's much you can do you can. donate right like I've reached out to a. couple of friends to find ways to like. do um a type of event or something. because it looks like it's really bad. yeah yeah they got it came in hard came. with the coast the other side too right. it came in Asheville North Carolina I. mean look how beautiful that area is too. yeah man and they had alligators too did. you see those I've seen an alligator. yeah you have but did you see him at. this I haven't seen him there no there.

we go alligator surprise during. Hurricane like it's not bad enough now. you're going to have alligators rolling. up to your porch yeah oh that's tough. man wow that's a damn Gator. baby well and they had two alligators at. the mall too they found by like an A. pistal or whatever they make them into. purses I have no idea but but also it's. like I guess alligators never the mall.

you if you're an animal you never even. get to go to the mall so this is your. one shot like I'm going to go and see. what's on the sail rack I got these. little arms I got to keep myself warm. the props of this guy if for seeing. that's an alligator I wouldn't have. known that was an alligator right that. looks just like another piece of debris. i' have just gone missing yeah for sure. yeah an alligator at the mall like do. you have a really long medium you know I. need you got a you have a tailor cuz I'm. going to need. it then they go into La cost and think. they get a. discount like my face is all over this.

place man come on come on. guys I did uh they can't even get up to. the counter at like Panda Express you. know he forgot his wallet the car's got. to go back he forgot his wallet but then. he realizes that his Tail's made out of. one see an alligator try to get on the. escalator that'd be a good. time flat wiggle it out takes takes up. 16 steps yeah alligators are crazy we're. joking guys obviously there's a lot of. people that are struggling over there.

but just trying to bring some laughter. to it for sure that's the worst have you. been involved in a big tra it's like a. tragic environment like that like were. did you guys were you guys in in New. York or during 91111 yeah yeah I live in. Staten Island during the time but I had. was uh you know New York came together. in a way that day there for sure um yeah. I think 911 is the closest I've come to. some sort of tragedy like that yeah um. it's always tough but I I do find always. and I I I people always say this you. know people come together when it's that.

like I find that so true don't you about. like human nature shines brightest when. it's tragedy when it's wrapped in. tragedy I think people just come. together in a real way like we got we. got to tackle this thing you know let me. help let me Grill something let me help. I got a truck I got a but even like you. said like you could donate and all this. stuff I feel like people just really. just like come and do stuff even if. they're not there you know what I mean. it's like just it's really cool that. people do that and and Grill it's cool. that people grill for oh yeah let me get. is that the thing too like it's always. people send food right even like in a.

personal tragedy like I remember when my. when my uh my father passed away and. they were like people would send food to. the house and my mom was the one that. cooked and it was like she's like no I. still got this but do you know how to. like to pay the electric bill that work. you know so funny uh but food is always. such a thing of like we got to feed. these people right it's just the thing. that people don't want people to have to. worry about yeah that's a good point. yeah yeah it is amazing that the ways. that people come together and help each. other even like when you look at people. donating organs and stuff you know oh. yeah are you an organ donor uh yeah I am.

yeah yeah I would definitely I wouldn't. do it to somebody this is these are not. good really this is a used car this this. no lemon law and it's like like we got. you a kidney and they're like from who. like Jo like ah [ __ ] who else you. [Laughter]. got yeah if you put it if you if you put. your ear up to the kidney they can hear. uh Merr just giving one kidney what to. say to the other kidney yeah yeah I I. think everything is just like I think if. it's not my eyes you don't want it it's.

like he's got nice set eyes give me his. eyes yeah get the eyes yeah yeah the. organ donor thing is That's So selfless. too but that's so smart if you think. about it like I mean you're not going to. use them what are you doing yeah what. you going to do but then I think part of. you wants to always feel whole it's like. you want to be like okay I want to know. that when I'm laying there dying I'm. still able to like chill or relax or. think or whatever know because imagine. that's the deal like you that's how it. all comes down to it you're still. thinking you're laying there and you. don't realize it cuz we don't know what. happen happens you're just thinking that. some guy just stole your leg in a back. of a college you didn't go.

to how to get there yeah that's crazy. that'd be pretty wild man um yeah so. with the new tour where you go to so now. now you have to start with the building. the new material and stuff huh yes I got. the new tour now let's get into it it's. been really fun I was uh I head off for. the summer to hang out with the fam and. the kids and stuff which was great so I. finished this in March the messing with. people tour and now this new one just. started in September and uh it's cool. it's it's real fun is you know as a.

comic it's you're nervous about you're. trying to build it and whatnot but then. when you get what your ideas are I'm a. Storyteller so I just like figure out. what stories I want to tell but I'd. always talking about sitting alone like. I was stuck with my thoughts so much. where I was thinking about how you end. up the person that you are so I'm like. let's get into a tour really is like. about how did you end up like this. because I started as like a real we were. talking like a geeky kid like I used to. make tests for my father like open up. the encyclopedias he would come home and. I would have a multiple choices exam. from him after his 10hour day trying to. sell life insurance door to door i' be.

like pop quiz [ __ ] like get out of here. you know like that and now I'm this so I. was always thinking about that so I just. like tell a lot of stories and think. about your life and it's really it's. been really fun I like this one a lot I. like this one yeah know yeah it's funny. to see how you'll evolve too and like. how your brain will start to think of. things that are like a little bit more. um you know just more personal or you. know like uh how you get out of just. telling jokes and try to like share. something you know yeah it's kind of. fascinating I think how that kind of. works out you feel like you share uh.

more I mean you talk you talk so much. right you talk so much with the podcast. and everything right do you feel like do. you think about after you because people. get to know you in a real way on when. you're this is you talking so do you. feel like that you have people know you. in a way different way than they would. like five years ago if you were just. doing standup you know does this podcast. open up a completely different part. right yeah I think so because we talk. about a lot of I mean. yeah we because sometimes we talk about. stuff that's personal or like you know I.

was kind of like a late bloomer I think. in dealing with like a lot of stuff from. when I was young and so I didn't even. know that I had still had to deal with. you know I didn't even know what was. going on so I think I've learned about a. lot of that stuff like even it's like in. the past five years and so we'll. probably try to share kind of like. candidly or sometimes you're talking and. you just learn something as you're. talking so like things like that have. happened a pretty good bit because a lot. of times you get busy with work and then. one of the times that I would sit down. and kind of be with myself was when I.

was podcasting so You' just be sitting. there sharing and thinking and then yeah. sometimes you kind of get into some. stuff that's pretty personal and then um. yeah people will come up and say they. man I could relate to this or yeah. that's a cool part thanks for talking. about this or that I love that yeah. that's that's what's really cool too but. I've always been associated with a group. so right so for the past four years is. now just me by myself so it's a little. different where you're not you know your. opinions are like your your own or your. feelings are like your own or whatever. you're not like lumped into a category. of just what everybody and you get to.

they get to know me people who started. with fans of like Jokers are like fans. of me which is it's really it's a cool. Evolution which I I really like and you. do that yeah was it hard to make that. was it hard to like were there moments. where it was like man it's tough to do. my own thing or yeah yeah yeah I think. the well you're part of such a great. legacy I like being it's like playing. with three Tom Brady and then now you're. like I'm gonna go be my own Tom Brady no. I'll do what I I'll play flag football. see how I can do uh but I think it's the.

best part about it was like I was part. of that and I don't shy away from that. because you find people like when they. talk to you like oh you know I love Jo. and they're like afraid to talk to me. about Jokers but I'm like that's my like. I mean I'm so proud of that you know it. was a decade of my life 300 episodes. like it's not something that I shy away. from and even in like my standup the. show I was me so if you watch the show. and liked me you're going to like me. when you see me because it's the same. guy I wasn't being a character I wasn't. playing an actor so there's just like. some benefits to it which is cool and. it's part of my personality yeah you.

know so I I don't mind it but it is cool. to be able to try different things you. know like I want to write a kids book I. wrote a kids book I wanted to do the. standup thing you know I've been always. wanted to be a filmmaker so I've got. some scripts like and I never had time. for any of that stuff right so it's cool. um is this their last season is it uh I. think they are sign they're going to go. back into production to finish their. last season as of now but you never know. I think they'll they might get renewed. again I don't know yeah but I think. they'll let them go till they don't want. to anymore you know yeah it's like it's.

uh it's just so good like why oh yeah I. mean some of my first fans were you. guys' fans you know from going on the. Joker cruise and getting to meet people. on there and then like um fans that we'd. have for years you know and that still. are so thank you man you got it man. they're a loyal fandom they really are. it's cool yeah I get them come out to. the shows it's funny too because you see. them they see me by myself now and. they're like wow you really funny I'm. like thanks like are you expecting me. not to be like yeah but it's interesting. for people to see you in stand up it's a. totally different world by yourself 60. minutes talking oh yeah dude that was.

the biggest thing for me not being on. stage with other people oh yeah huh. you're like you just like yeah you take. it for a second and there's nobody there. cough like you like just look and. sometimes people make you the craziest. thing dude this uh somebody made me this. they brought this oh weekend unable it's. a real Taxidermy rat that is the record. that is if you open you can sm's very. real or was real yeah at one point that. is that's super cool man pretty cool man.

I got somebody who made me uh it was. very interesting he made me and him this. weekend he made me he made us Funko pops. and but he made himself as well and it. was me with one of my with my biggest. fan he he made himself and we're both. holding teddy bears cuz my new kids book. wears bearing and he he's like hey you. don't have one of you with the bear and. I was like how'd you know I had any I. was like my Funko pops and it was just. like yeah he made me see there's a. captain fatbelly one there from me in. the show that I had pretty famously and. he made me one but he made one of them. himself and he gave me a two pack and. he's like now we can be together we can.

be best friends I'm like all right yeah. but it was so cool I love that yeah. that's funny man yeah it's funny all the. things like just little things that. people will make that like you talked. about on a show or like moments that. affected them or something like that you. know it's pretty cool but even like. you're saying it's like when people get. together there's a sense of you know. when people want to do something for one. another you know like when people want. to help out whether it's a um a storm. whatever it is you know yeah for sure. people want to like kind of laugh chin. you know but yeah they gave me that rat. baby in that thing that is that is.

insane to think first of all to think of. but then execute that that's really cool. and if you can't see it at home it is a. it's in a little uh like a little Co. like a protective aquarium yeah yeah. like a small like 8 in diameter round. aquarium that's about a foot high. imagine like the brain that they kept. for Frankenstein they had that jar. that's the same thing so it's got a rat. in it and it's got a rat in it and he's. wearing like a fancy he has a scepter. has some flowers dude in New York they.

just put out um they have a rat problem. there yeah you know you're welcome. that's what they get for that's what. they get for [ __ ] being noit alls. dude I I'll send more you'll send more. you think you got under control look out. here come more I'll send more so now. they're trying a new tactic against me. the war on rats could soon shift from. trash to a new Target procreation rat. birth control could soon roll out in New. York C City little rat condoms. yeah give me a minute honey.

let she's like you got a dick like a. mouse he's like shut up I'm a rat I'm a. rat New York City Council on Thursday. will vote on a bill that would introduce. rat contraceptives to the city's rodent. fighting Arsenal if the bill passes City. officials will choose two rat ridden. zones to place the contraceptives and. then monitor whether they reduce rat. activity how did you do that the pilot. program. set up some voyerism going.

on it's just right outside of the craft. Cheese. plant the pilot program will last 12. months dude. unbelievable and now rats are going to. be hearing that other rats are on birth. control and go over there and trying to. smash yeah they're going to be like yeah. it's no no risk rat smashing they it's. it's insane like I've walked down. certain parts of the city and you just. it looks like the sidewalks moving it's. insane there's just. just moving it looks like uh an ocean.

like there's just like waves of it's. crazy it's beautiful yeah the build of. Flo's law is focusing on mitigating the. risk of rodent sdes. rodenticides rodenticides on other. animal populations like birds so what. does that mean well the birds are going. to be the bird if it has a reverse. effect on birds it's like Viagra so the. pigeons are just going to be pounding. away yeah because how do you know what's. going to eat it it right cuz if it's. just on the floor like birds are going. to eat it right pigeons eat the same.

stuff rats do oh so they can't poison. them because they said other animals. would eat them and those animals like if. owls it says oh gotcha um so that way. they can't poison them so they have to. try this they have to try birth control. unreal dude they don't want to get rid. of the owls yeah now they're going to be. on so now big Pharma is basically. animals are on is your animal in any uh. drugs no no she's she's freaking clear. we have some animals at home the older. ones that are on some sort of things and. whatnot and and what do they get them. blood thers or whatever they give them.

uh depends what they have trazodone is a. big one for dogs if they're nervous like. a lot of dogs that we have a couple dogs. that get nervous during thunderstorms. and whatnot it's like a calming thing. you could give it to them before they. fly she doesn't e it she's good but like. some dogs trazodone is like a big one. they get that trzy in them I'll pop a. little traz it down dude you feel a. little nervous yeah just take some trzy. man they just all it's so funny because. they get it like dehydrates them too so. they'll just be like laying there. panting with their eyes half closed and. like you clearly see. yeah that's that's a big one for them. but they get some kidney medicines the.

old ones all my old one it's just so I. have so my rescue is all Senior Dogs so. I get them when they're all jacked up. you know really yeah so it's like you. ever get any of the ones that are in the. wheel to little chariots chariots yeah I. got a couple Roman soldiers yeah we said. they going to live we like no no we're. we're going to make it we had a couple. of those yeah thumbs up yeah so that's a. yeah like michig that was my first. senior the one on the fourth there the. one one more yeah that one so that was. my first senior dog and had no teeth to. out that dog's not on that Japanese pill. that's just how it lives yeah sure looks.

like Biden dude that one a little little. bit yeah so that's what was our first. senior but now we get these seniors and. they were all jacked up and and where do. you get them do you go meet somebody do. you guys meet at like a Howard Johnson's. or something like how pick them up a. Panera grab some lunch uh we get him. from kill shelters in New York sometimes. or we get owner surrenders a lot of them. have when they're this old like older. people die and nobody can take care of. them dog it's like you know it's this. they've had this dog so the dog is like. 12 13 years old and they're like could.

you take it so we do a lot of owner. surrender work we try to find new homes. for them and your wife likes taking care. of them too loves it yeah that's her. thing she started really started it she. like that's her day-to-day kind of thing. she like runs runs it all and uh you. know we have come together to work it. out now that it's our thing which is fun. you know and do y'all pet every dog. every day you think we have volunteers. too that come and help out they come and. pet them they come play with them we. have an adoption center in town where. people come through yeah right there. that's a the adoption center we just. opened up last year and people could.

come through and hang out with the dogs. and pet them a little bit oh yeah yeah. if you ever want to see the yeah these. some of our VIPs right here so if you. ever want to come through and pet a dog. when you're New York buddy I got you oh. I'll come one I'll [ __ ] I'll rub one. out they're fun man I mean I'll pet the. dog no well no we heard you that's. insane is pornography causing a problem. in your life do you find yourself. watching porno for longer periods of. time and having trouble. stopping is porn affecting your.

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like just shaking its hair off the. droplet slowly fly I was like damn so. you must have been inside the home. you're like what the hell it was oh I. couldn't believe what was going on I was. like where how did this what is this. first of all this really beautiful Pony. I thought it was it was pretty big and. then how did they get it inside cuz in. our neighborhood it was just dogs. Outdoors biting a you know just like. ruining your [ __ ] birthday because. you had to get stitches or something. my next door neighbor had uh so we had a. little mut midnight her name was she was.

a mix between schn or whatever and then. my next my Nextdoor neighbors had a a. full doberman pincher her name was Ninja. and they kept her they had to keep her. outside so she had an outdoor pen and my. dog was like would go under the fence. and they would like hang out and he was. like afraid like there was this huge. like yeah like that like one of those. big you know like in the movies those. big like German looking yeah like those. dogs right like big scar and I had this. little mut and they would just hang out. it was the oddest couple and they hung. out but they had to keep that dog.

outside they didn't bring him inside so. when Jason came over my house and my dog. was inside he like oh you get to play. with it like on the couch he's like this. is so weird cuz you play with his in the. dirt like in the backyard you. know wow dude yeah I guess having that. much dogs brings you a lot of Joy the. other day I was sitting at a meeting and. somebody's dog came up and even when I. peted it it makes you feel good yeah. yeah it's great for sure you don't you. don't have a dog no I'm going to get one. as soon as I get I think after this year. coming up M late in the year I'll kind. of take a break from Tor for a while and.

then yeah that's it get a nice pet you. need if you want to messed up oneeyed. one you call your boy I'll I'll take. care of you yeah I got and what are some. of the tougher things about deal oh. research has shown that simply petting a. dog lowers the stressful on cortisol. that's for TR that's truth when I have. her on the road with me I sleep so much. better really yeah for sure they said. that a new study just came out that I. had just seen too that it was if a dog. uh hearing a dog breathe with you is. like kind of lowers your uh makes you go. into deeper R cycle M you which is cool. and I have eight dogs that sleep in my. bed so I'm I'm in a.

coma wow bro you over like Joe o yeah. yeah I get I get like three hours sleep. and I'm set for like two. weeks wow yeah they have a lot of people. oh benefits of sleeping with your dog. decreased sleep so you don't have to. sleep as much eases insomnia Comfort. yeah promotes Theta brain waves wow I. get them thetas up do you yeah yeah Rush. Theta Y and then lowers blood pressure.

sense of security yeah um warm come on. now they're just [ __ ] now they're. just throwing in Buzz words it's like. you decreas as lonely as this yeah cuz. you're not. alone you can sleep with a cats to. decrease loneliness that has nothing to. do with a dog a that's beautiful dude. yeah I would like to get me a couple. puffs and do like a little idid Rod or. something that's something I'd always. love to do an idid rod with dogs is. being the idid rod man yeah because. there's a parade I think the day before. idid Rod look up idit Rod parades if you.

can and uh all the dogs go through the. town or whatever and you get to see them. all yeah that's cool yeah and look at. the ones with those blue shoes on that's. my those are fancy yeah I think they're. sponsored by Nike or something oh I'd. have them I'd have mine and some [ __ ]. Yeezys out there homie you know what I'm. saying my uh when we used to have the. dog in the city we used to put these. little balloons on their feet because. this the city's gross you know and then. you have these dogs and they and their. paws are like por you know so we my dog. used to walk around these little balloon. shoes they were literally like like like.

yeah know that's exactly oh that's it. look at those what those fresh Paul. belugas look at those right there the. third picture right there that's it. right let's zoom up on that a little bit. something those guys's. got wow New York Fashion we oh they did. Yeezy inspired sneakers for dogs wow. unreal some people have too much. freaking money too much money yeah yeah. but he had mark hubin on a that guy has. a crazy amount of money some people are. billionaires is that crazy so nuts. that's so nuts can't even IM met like. yeah what would and then how do you even.

5.7 billion he's uh is what Google SS. that's that's a lot of money you would. think at some point you wouldn't need. want to try and make any more money I. guess right yeah but is it that like. you're just like so good at it that your. money's making money right because. people say like why wouldn't you stop. he's like I did stop I just my money's. making money like what do you want me to. do you know it's like out there like. musk is like you think he's out there. being like let me clock in like his. money is just making money you know what. I mean true dude yeah yeah it's not like. he just like has to drive over to work. in the morning bye honey I got to get to.

the office like you are the office like. you can do whatever you want yeah wow. yeah I think that's a big part of it. that's one of the problems we I'll never. have to worry about yeah I think I felt. like you think at a certain point you. would just want to do helpful stuff and. not make any more money but then I guess. if you want to do helpful stuff you. still have to keep making money to do it. maybe part of the thing yeah I think I. think Bill Gates talked about that right. when they were talking about like the. Bill Gates Foundation whatever and he. was like people were like oh you could. just give all your money away he's like. yeah that but what do I do when all my. money is given away I need to make money. to give away the money like it's part of.

it all you know it's just cyclical you. got to keep putting money back in the. bank to give it out yeah you. know um you charitable fella yeah I. think so man yeah we do so trying to. start a foundation to start doing more. charity stuff oh cool so did you ever do. something like that yeah well I started. my for my my my nonprofit for the dogs. it's like a real nonprofit We last year. last year we did it oh sweet so GPS and. friends like a registered one now so. that that was our thing but I give to. like we we do a lot of animal mostly.

animal stuff I think I do but I also. work with a couple other foundations in. New York but I I I like it but you get. tapped a lot to be like the celebrity. like at the events like you have to I've. hosted so many like things like you end. up hosting and like doing you know the. uh charity drives like the auctioner and. stuff like that which W runers for narp. whatever like it's always crazy [ __ ]. like you're trying to get out there and. you have to auction off this like you. know this uh trip to Hawaii for these. people and you're running around like. auction and trying to pit people against. each other so it's fun but I could see.

that being a cool that's a cool part of. it I do a lot with Howard Stern does the. uh the NorthShore Animal League that's. the big um Northshore animal anal league. is in in on Long Island it's a big dog. Foundation there and they do their cat. rescue with them so I've done a couple. events with the dog with them and it's. so funny just to be at these big events. yeah that's them oh yeah and they're uh. and see as many dogs as you can so many. yeah I try not to take them home oh yeah. so cute yeah I think um I have a goal I. want to like start like I want to.

uh well we want to like make like kind. of like a halfway house but I don't know. what it's going to be for really like an. addiction place you know so we started a. group that meets online on on Tuesday. afternoons that's a zoom meeting and. it's like like intimacy disorder sex and. love addiction all kind of stuff like. that but then um it's on it meets online. once a week yeah it's pretty good and. then um I mean it's awesome what am I. saying it's pretty good it's cool you. see guys start to turn their lives.

around and stuff that is awesome yeah. but then we want to get like eventually. make like a center you know but we'll. see one step at a time for sure for sure. like right now all the dogs live me in. my like at my house like I want to. eventually have like a place more yeah I. want to it's definitely like a Motel 6. bed and breakfast through dude take over. that one in Seattle did you see that. there's a uh somebody made a white. house um homeless people are just making. their. making houses they're like literally a. lot of them aren't even homeless anymore.

they're making. houses making their own homes just in. Parks yeah just like okay building we're. building a home yeah look at this guy. built a freaking White House somewhere. oh my look at that near downtown Seattle. the SoDo white house that's. it he built he made that guy build ack. with the fence and everything in there. so it's crazy that sudden get out there. and build it and they will come man you. just do it you solve your own problem.

this guy builds his own look he's like. stop filming my house he came out to get. the mail or something it even has an. address on it number 12 go back and look. at it. again he gave himself his own if he gets. mail there that'd be amazing what that. is amazing that's pretty impressive. actually oh it's unbelievable a lot of. stuff people are doing there's so many. great um a lot of homeless people have. just taken on ways or or or like they're. in they're in between homeless and not. homeless you know what I'm saying but. they're finding like a way to make it.

work I mean there's people building all. kinds of like small businesses and stuff. that just out on the street you know. there's a lot of the B ends up right. it's going back it's taking like a step. back inside that Community where it's. like you know help each other out yeah. I'll treat you soap for nails or. whatever like that yeah human ones no. I'm good we got some nails are trying to. build this White. House yeah yeah that's changed a little. bit dude yeah but I it's it's. interesting to see how that Community. like starts sticking together same thing. man yeah yeah cuz you see homeless. people they're usually like in big. groups like if you go down to like um.

some of those are we we're just in. Vancouver and they have a street. there I can't remember. the hatchin or something. um was Vancouver Hastings that Wass yeah. and man we went down there at night but. they're still like all in group. somebody's got the grill out and. somebody's like it's like a tailgate. somebody's a Jets fan or whatever you. know and it's like but yeah yeah but it. just like out there everybody working. together somebody's cooking up a drug. somebody's you know yeah they're all.

there that that's that's like a sense of. like people are busk in they're trying. to make some money you know I I watched. somebody the other day play Tears in. Heaven on a vacuum cleaner down there so. [ __ ] it's some real talent is what. I'm saying get down to Hastings in. Vancouver you want F the next Justin. Bieber you got a tear coming out of your. eye and the carpet's clean dude [ __ ]. how can you lose. but that's what I'm saying there's so. much skill out there in a lot of these. communities and they're working together.

you know yeah you want to cut the AC on. a little bit it's a little warm in here. do you think or no you fine I'll take it. some AC if you got it okay I was in the. ice bath oh really earlier yeah I was in. a ice tub or something yeah it gets and. then you're so cold you don't know. what's going on how long do you do it. for I stand for 10 minutes 10 yeah I. never done it uh I did a cold Plunge in. a in a Spa once and I was like this is. not for me yeah but people love it. you're more that warm boy huh I'm more.

that warm boy I love good SAA steam room. at night do you sleep in bed with your. dogs or not yeah yeah I got eight of. them in the bed with us oh my God hold. on there has to be like an Amy's law or. something huh what is there has to be. some sort. of yeah this is this is yeah this is. pretty close to it actually yeah those. are my those my and do they all do they. get like thereon oh no no spon's on this. picture actually there's that's biscotti. my my favorite the top dude they all. have to pee at the same time kind of. like a women's basketball team or. whatever they hold it they hold it for.

10 hours n they go to yeah they go to. the bathroom at like 7 o'clock we take. them out and then 5:30 they're up and we. take them down wow so 5:30 you got to. take them down yeah wow yeah yeah even. in the winter that's why I sleep so good. I get I get that four hours I'm ready to. go baby uh yeah even in the winter in. the rain oh the rain's rough when it. it's rain's worse than winter in the. rain but we have a a run so they could. go and you know by themselves I have to. like walk them thank goodness but yeah. that's tough when it's in the rain they. don't want to go outside yeah yeah.

what's um what's some what's a crazy. gift that somebody brought you guys one. time did anybody more of it's the. tattoos like you get this too right. people tattoo thems I saw this this. woman just tattooing our faces on. themselves and stuff this woman on her. upper thigh gave like the the a. caricature version of The Jokers like of. each of us like around her thigh and it. just said in and I was like that's for. life like that's great like that you. sign people like they put their tattoos. on you that's crazy I started doing this. thing where I I started people asked me. oh could you sign me so I could you make.

a tattoo I said can I just draw you. something instead I said because I feel. like that'd be just draw a heart with. like a paw that's a heart I was like. this is important to me it would be cool. that you do that so but yeah like see. this woman has her name all written on. all of us wow that's all of our she. finally got all of our signatures yeah. she got Sal who held out just I think I. think the last one was I think she had. to meet Q I think it was you can tell. about the placement like she met s early. s's right in the middle of the arm you. know yeah s got the s look at M's always. in the back. creeping but yeah people like get our.

signatures a lot but then people get. like interpretive stuff too where there. just be like a bowl of mashed of mashed. potatoes like look I got scoop potatas. on me I'm like dude like thank you I. guess that's very odd all because of a. joke you made you know so that's really. weird but we've gotten like I get a lot. of fan art of like drawings like I see. you notice you have some drawings and. stuff too I get some drawings and some. of them are just like really really well. done and it's it's like wow and then you. just get some that are like that's. really bad oh yeah like horrendous or.

interesting a lady this week gave us a. painting and it had a rat and open. vagina on it the rat it was very like a. vagina or whatever it was yeah something. in heat or whatever you know yeah gotta. gotcha and uh well you got to send that. thing to New York solve that problem. real quick it was crazy dude it was just. like it was a really neat painting too. but it was definitely Wild man um I'll. have to put the picture on the YouTube. if we can I don't even know if we can. put it up I had this woman who took a.

picture off my Instagram of me and my. daughter it was a jewel and she made a. jeweled painting of it so she used like. Jewels just different color jewels and. she made me and my son and my daughter. oh that's beautiful and it was I framed. it and I put it in my office it was. really cool I get some really cool stuff. my it's so funny because they're so. talented and I can't cuz you draw I. can't draw I'm so unartistic so I'm like. taking a back by I'm like wow this is. really really nice so oh yeah if our te. Tred to get me to draw I'd accuse the. teacher of touching me or something I'm. like d we're shutting this down today I.

didn't have we had art history oh which. is silly in high school like we didn't. even have like art art class is art. history bro is there anything worse when. you think it's going to be art dude and. it's art history dude you get in there. and you're like where's the art at and. they just give you a [ __ ] book about. ston you got to. read and you're just out here reading. about art reading about art is the worst. it's the worst thing let me read about. art instead of doing it yeah dude even.

if when you're at the gallery or. something you see the little thing with. the name like I'll read only like a. third of that little card that is a. guy's name it's like tell me what his. inspiration was I don't oh God I do like. I do like going and sitting amongst art. I feel inspired by it I like taking a. look but I don't read the the things. about I don't know anything about. artists yeah I don't know a lot you know. I could pretend about some stuff but I. don't know that much you know like yeah. some stuff I know a little bit do you. have any do you have any art yeah I got. a nice piece of art this lady tell me.

the history of. it this lady um is an artist out of. Louisiana and I saw her in Hawaii and I. bought a piece of art that she had oh. that's cool yeah cor Kowski cor palski. can you look it up Cor palowski Laura. Kowski. maybe um Maui artist L. A Lor Kowski wow yeah she has some.

really cool art man um I like that so. you saw it at a gallery and you got them. yeah yeah I got it and uh it spoke to. you as they say yeah it just makes me. feel like I don't know you can feel when. somebody puts something into something. you know for sure yeah yeah but she had. some really neat things and she was from. Louisiana and we met each other in. Hawaii and so I was like oh this is just. like a cool sign or whatever yeah uh. there's a I did um I was in San Diego. for Comic Con and who's the guy that. Drew uh Bugs Bunny Mel Mel B Blanc right.

so they did uh they did uh the old. Warner Brothers lot used to have a Bugs. Bunny stop sign so Bugs Bunny would be. stand there with a stop sign when you. pulled into the lot and he did 50. versions of it and I bought one of those. and but it's huge it's a size of like. this so I actually mounted it inside a. sliding door in my house stays in there. in there I was like that's a really cool. thing it's signed by him and stuff he. only made like 50 of them and it wasn't. that expensive and then I went back a.

couple years later to ComicCon again the. guy he was like you still got that bug's. bunny right I said yeah and he's like it. had gone up like exponentially no and I. was like really he's like yes so some. things like I I didn't get it for the. game I just love Bugs Bunny grew up with. it you know so I was like I was like. that's really cool that actually is. something but now it's a door in my. house so like I I wanted to sell I have. to sell the door yeah it's that stop. sign right there bug bunny stop it a lot. yeah I remember seeing that on the shows. a lot that's it yeah so Chuck Jones. that's it Chuck Jones not Mill Chuck. Jones I'm trying to think of other. things that uh anything else I got.

another piece of. art um I don't know if it's a piece of. art or whatever it's just like there's. some other nice things that people have. drawn us that that are up in the studio. in the uh in um Los Angeles yeah some. other stuff yeah um but yeah it's. amazing man people like the other night. two kids gave me these little bracelet. that they made I love that yeah they. make the bracelets and say stuff yeah. just like so that bracelet culture cuz. Taylor Swift she did something right. there with that I mean everybody's. giving out bracelets I love that you get. them all the time so I get bracelets.

from the kids and I actually bring them. home and my daughter loves them my. daughter will like keep them and stuff. it says yeah yeah I have a I have a. pretty good collection or like different. like rocks or something people give you. rocks but then somebody brought me their. moulders one time they gotten taken out. somebody brought me what's the story. behind for a reason or just wanted to. give it to you uh I can't even remember. what it was yeah I oh it was crazy. people have brought me um um like a box. that smelled so [ __ ] bad dude opened.

it up and it just there was nothing in. it and it just smell [ __ ] horrible. like it's hot soup water from. Hawaii proba a [ __ ] just what you know. terrible yeah I've gotten I've gotten. some like weird stuff to but a lot of. people just like to bring me food cuz. I'm known for being like a sweet tooth. kind of you know kind of guy so I'll get. P people bring me in canoli and like. pastries and like donuts and stuff. that's awesome you know but I I'll never. eat like I made you these at home I'm. like I'm not eating these it's like in a. Saran Wrap like it's still like greasy.

I'm like I'm good like they're like eat. one I'm like I'll eat it later like make. sure you do yeah like it's so weird. there like tracking devices in it oh I. had a guy bring me 10 hits of LSD one. time he's like I know you're sober but. here's 10 hits of LSD and I was like. this [ __ ] could go do you know how. sober means any direct this could go. this couldn't go this could go poorly um. but yeah a lot of times just some super. neat stuff and uh yeah it's crazy some. and then just people like adding to your. world of like of your podcast or of your. show you know or of you guys' podcast or.

um which is kind of fascinating yeah um. what else is going on dude oh I saw that. uh the SpaceX they're going to pick up. the. those the astronauts that got stranded. you see that oh I did not so two. astronauts got stranded right that on. the International Space Station and for. the stranded astronauts the arrival of. their ride home perhaps an additional. reason for Butch and sunny to.

[Music]. celebrate the SpaceX rescue mission was. launched from Florida with just two. astronauts on board the other two seats. kept free for the extra passengers when. it returns to earth in February it is a. coup for the company but an. embarrassment for Boeing which is still. trying to work out why thrusters on its. own Starliner capsule failed as it do in. June leaving the test pilots marooned. lots of cheering here in the room there.

you go so so they called they called an. Uber they called an Uber they're like. can you come get us they called Uber X. U dude they so yeah Elon SPX is going to. pick up these two stranded astronauts. bro imagine being just stranded out. there that's insane imagine you think. you're going home you're supposed to go. home and then they're like no it's going. to be from June June to February it's. going to be seven more months eight more. months do I mean there's got to be nine. more months s nine months do they have.

enough do they have enough food packet. of oatmeal they they kind of have enough. I bet they pack like a head but like. surely seven nine months more yeah. that's a full baby being born like like. not that's and even the person who. packed it up was probably like they're. not going to be up there that long let's. take some of his oatmeal home. 100% they don't need this much as. oatmeal not yeah you think they need 80. jars of app sauce give them 68 to let. know the difference meanwhile they're up. there like licking the.

spoon we just had 12 more jars god dude. but yeah elon's going to get him I. actually tweeted at him the other day to. see if they would let me um I wanted to. interview the oh go would be sick dude. they sending Theo to go pick him up. would you take that risk you think if. they said you could go no definitely not. definitely not that's a big risk would. feel like yeah but that would be that's. a one in them Jillian thing nobody else. would ever say they did that you know. picked them up who' they send did they. send people that were equipped to do it.

or was it I don't know I hopefully they. send Ben Affleck because he's working on. the drill well I think he could just use. him and Bruce Willis is who I want to. send right they they got they got that. work work experience will is he's out of. space currently I think he's has. dementia right now which is basically. free outer space you know what I'm. saying he's just there and I'm just. joking Bruce Willis yes um but no Sunita. Williams and Barry Wilmore have been. Strang on the ISS since June after the. Boeing spacecraft suffered thrust or. failures SpaceX rescue flight will not.

return until February oh wait it arrived. already though but ared so they already. picked them up no way but arrived just. after 10:30 p.m. on Sunday oh so they. already they're already that was really. them picking them up they're in today. they're in but the ride back they're. they're hitting some traffic it looks. like it looks like the ways map is. telling them that they're going to be. hitting some traffic okay so they got. them so halfway there so coming back P. must take so much longer than yeah yeah. how'd they get there so quick that.

doesn't make sense I guess so let me see. when did they leave to go get them NASA. confirmed in August that the two will. return to Earth and will not return. until 2025 with SpaceX now in charge of. rescuing the astronauts on a crew Dragon. flight but what what's the plan if they. don't send SpaceX what's the plan how do. they get these guys home they put their. hes out the side like I a crew situation. like come on stroke stroke take me to. the r right what is the plan what is. Boeing's plan oh that's crazy if Elon.

doesn't bail him out like that that's. crazy that there's delay yeah but. everybody's flights are getting delayed. now that's the crazy thing it's like. you're equating a Southwest flight being. delayed it's still a flight it's true I. guess I guess on favor everybody's. having trouble dude nobody's above it. man we're all just human at the end of. the day nobody's it um but yeah I wanted. to get to interview the two astronauts. podcast with them yeah but they'll come. you think so you get I mean it would be.

interesting yeah if they're fans yeah. sure or not if they're just they don't. have anything if they don't have. anything to do also you know I mean. their job's done they never have to work. a day again in their life right they're. done they get some sort of pension oh. you kidding you're name a bigger hero. you went and save two people from space. that's that's a movie plot a real life. movie plot but that's working for Nas. that's working for the government man. dude you work at the post office they. barely give you a [ __ ] you know true. some guy was guy was stalled over on. McDougall they couldn't pick him up for.

three. weeks where's Jim oh his car broke down. on McDougall we'll see him in. March yeah so let's don't put it past. the government so leave first of all if. the government said hey I want to take. you and a buddy to space I'll be like. [ __ ] no dude you guys can't even decide. on a correct price of stamps dude all. all expense paid you guys are going to. space. thanks I'm good like dear God no but. everything's become privatized now.

that's just how everything is you know. yeah yeah even rescue missions. apparently yeah it's crazy it's like it. used to be everything was kind of like. the public things were rocking you know. and then now it's like not they just. going home it used to be the postm now. it's Amazon you know it's just like. everything's kind of yeah or or a lot of. things have become more that way. um what else is going on with you man. sorry I feel kind of tired today do I. seem tired no you're doing great really. am I boring no okay good you're doing.

great dude I've been trying to fast a. lot and so I think it's slowing my. energy down so yeah you look good though. I feel pretty good where are you in your. weight when your weight loss Journey or. your weight gain Journey are you like. trying to do something no I've just been. trying to fast just to like see if it. helps my brain get like more like sharp. yeah just sharp and just like they say. it can like reduce inflammation and. stuff like that gotta yeah but then you. find yourself like suddenly you can't. think or anything. get cloudy yeah but maybe it's just part. of the process do you do you do do you. drink caffeine do you drink like coffee.

and stuff or no I've been off of it for. a little bit yeah yeah so I do a cup of. coffee that's yeah I do coffee I I had a. cup before I came here that's why I'm so. brigh eyed I normally have one early in. the earlier in the morning but I didn't. get get one I was I was kind of late. getting it but I got one in the. afternoon and I realized like it woke me. up a little bit so it's good yeah oh. yeah dude one time I took 30 days off of. coffee man and I felt Wide Awake dude. did you yeah yeah I felt like rocking. bro really yeah I I I think for sure. like I also like the taste of it there's.

some people that don't even like the. taste of it but I enjoy a cup of coffee. there's some people like oh I need my. coffee when I wake up because it got to. wake me up I never drink it to wake me. up I drink it just because I wanted to. like I enjoy a cup of coffee and ni a. warm beverage yeah it's nice you know. yeah there's something nice about it. something kind of romantic about it a. little bit by the fire cozying. up what else is happening dude what else. is going going on Joe I got uh Lots man. you know I got my kids book came out. where his barri is really fun yeah and.

what's it about so you did you had. another kids book a few years ago I had. a a book a cook book uh it was a photo. book photo book The Dog Father my love. of dogs desserts and grown up Italian. yeah and I was during Co I had taken. pictures of my dogs cuz I'm a. photographer amateur photographer too. and I had done a bunch but my War's. Berry book just came out and uh it's. like a legit book which is cool got. published by penguin no way yeah yeah. congratulations and that's uh spon is. actually in the book too but that's uh. my son and my childhood bear he animated.

for me so that it's really cool to see. that happen you know and what happens. with Barry what's he dealing with what. is it um so my son in it Remo he lost. his bear and it's bedtime so he's having. a little bit of a meltdown you know and. that's like the worst catastrophe for. any parent so he has to go find it but. in reality it's based on a story my son. is beside himself at night and he's like. I can't find any and I was like all. right well where'd you put it and I had. to teach him how to like calm down and. Trac steps but he had he was decided in. real life to play hide-and-seek with it. and he hid it under a pot in the kitchen.

like I in the cabinet I never would have. found it ever so I had to like calm him. down and he went and found it so I wrote. this book up and I sent it over and the. guy that did it Luke flowers is awesome. he's a huge Joker's fan he put a bunch. of Joker like uh Easter eggs in it which. is really cool um that I when I got the. first uh things but it's it's a really. good book I mean I like being a part of. bedtime I think it's pretty fun you know. um I read it to my kids my kid my son I. went to at school got to read it to the. school which is fun yeah so my my son's. like he's like I'm in a book you know. it's really cool was he excited when his.

dad came to school or not yeah yeah he's. super excited when they love when I get. to come to school and do stuff but they. come on the road with me too which is. cool they're going to come on the road. with me uh next week actually they're. going be two weeks they'll be with me um. and they going to come hang out on the. road which I love I love to get to take. them out yeah yeah yeah it's fun they. you know they love coming on stage at. the end and bowing like they did at the. end of the special it's really fun but. they just like to be. like room service you know it's like can. we get pancakes like you know it's like.

like feels like a king which is fun they. get to see these towns which I like too. they get to go to different places you. know I like them to not be you know. sheltered I want them to see the world. and stuff yeah we were just in um milwa. Milwaukee was a really amazing City that. I didn't know it was like that oh yeah. Milwaukee is great bro I had no idea and. then there was another city that we were. just in uh Springfield Missouri. Springfield Missouri yeah yeah it's a. sleeper. yeah yeah it's a fun one yeah and yeah. yeah I don't even remember where else.

Jesus yeah but it's that that's like my. favorite part about it is like when you. go to these little towns two years ago I. wanted to perform live comedy I wanted. to perform live in all 50 states so I. did it I I got I checked off all of them. my last one was Fargo North Dakota you. been through there yeah which a cool. such a cool little town you know and. then you get to all these little towns I. love that about going down Main Street. you see all their little stores allom. pops every store every Street's got like. a candles and [ __ ] you know kind of. store and they got their coffees you. just walk around I love that that's so.

cool yeah that is awesome oh yeah just a. simple fact of getting to see certain. places man like we got to go through. like uh Eastern. Oregon um and that was just do you ever. do the coast drive did you ever do that. drive on like the Pacific Coast Highway. I never done it oh no yeah that's really. fun wait I've done it down by California. but I've never done it all the way up up. yeah so my wife when she was when I she. was still my girlfriend I picked her up. she lived in uh off near Seattle this. town in Seattle so we took her from. Seattle and I drove her down to our. parents in San Francisco so that was. such a pretty drive and then when I. lived in La I never did it all the way.

but I've connected each piece you know. but it's really cool it's it's like. movie sets it's unreal you pictures of. it that's so pretty yeah America's a. beautiful country man yeah there's so. many cool spots yeah we just saw some. menites too we were in uh Little Rock I. think and they we saw some menites. outside of there um bring up a menite. there you go was it creepy no they're. cool it just did you see them at night. no they disappear right I don't know. what they I don't know what they're up. to at night but we saw some yeah lit up.

ones we saw some daytime ones daytime. Menan night it's my favorite type of men. night nighttime Menan night that's kind. of creepy yeah that's like a that's like. a major like Trope in horror films right. it's like that type of Life yeah yeah. that's crazy I I could never do that um. what are people feeling is there a lot. of do you see a lot of political stuff. up in Staten Island is it like a Island. yeah not really I mean I I feel like. it's polarized everywhere yeah you know. but I kind of steer clear of that stuff.

I don't I don't really try to put my. opinions on people because I don't know. much about anything you know do their. own thing do you find yourself getting. in the Mix A Lot no I think so like it's. like it's hard for me to talk think. about it and talk about it at the same. time sometimes it's like and I don't. know when to like kind of put my. thoughts in like this year we started. having just different people on like um. like we had some politicians on and then. we had like like even last week we had. mark cubin on and we talked about some.

political stuff but sometimes it's hard. for me. to like think and share what I want at. the same time you know just some of. those conversations is not as F you know. it's just it's not fun it's not as fun. yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you that's. why people don't really talk about. politics you know because it's like it's. a divisive in nature yeah you got to. pick a side so yeah you want to be. respectful too of what somebody thinks. but at the same time sometimes it's like. you don't want to get in like a rebuttal. and then it's like you know so it's just. some of that kind of like a learning. curve even with doing podcast and it's.

like how do you get into conversations. with people also when they have more. knowledge than you do too about stuff or. they because you're learning and. contributing at the same or they think. they have more knowledge you know cuz. then you feel like well I think. something but I may not know a fact on. it but it is how I feel you know and. like when to speak up when people try to. talk you out their feelings that's like. the worst thing ever when you feel a. certain way about anything you know and. they try to like just prove how you feel. about something like I feel like that's. wrong well blah blah blah and I H you. with all these like facts which some. were probably made up you don't even.

know and it's like okay but I still feel. that way yeah yeah what are you trying. to talk me out of you know exactly dude. yeah um that's an interesting thing to. what else is happening in the news what. else is going on man you read the news. when you wake up how do you get your how. do you get your news. uh that's a good question yeah. probably Tik Tock yeah websites. um that's it really stuff that comes. across your radar yeah kind of like that.

are things that I'll see kind of over. and over again dude you see that snake. that head got bit off and it still bit. itself bring it. up watch this they cut the snake's head. off right yeah that's its head at the. bottom that is insane and so yeah that's. from Satan dude you think it's having a. bad day and then it just. that's oh Bro Look at. that it bit its head was a foot away.

from the end of its body it Taps it and. then there you go and then the the other. end of the snake curls over and touches. the head just. reflectively and it just opens his mouth. and and instinctually just Chomps down. on itself and now the snake is like not. only if I lost my head but now it's. biting me look I've tried to do some. things to myself but you know what I'm. saying tent right there junior high or. whatever but this is kind of crazy bro. did you did you do do you have a fear of.

anything are you afraid of like snakes. make me very nervous that makes me n I'm. not really afraid of snakes that would. that clip changes my well it makes me. feel like they're directly from Satan. also huge corporations make me very. nervous snakes and huge corporations are. two evil those are tough those are tough. yeah and genocide also makes me nervous. too a little bit and we're we're talking. in no particular. people all three of those things make me. pretty nervous yeah yeah um sometimes. you see animals pull off some stuff and.

you just can't believe like that they're. real with stuff you ever see like when. uh you see these Falcons they're like. 100 feet out of the water and they see a. fish and they just dive get it out of. the water and just come up and have. lunch it's like I missed a turn on the. way here and I have GPS you know what I. mean it's like crazy it's crazy what. some of these animals could do but. biting yourself with your head off. that's oh that's Bonkers that's some. Diddy [ __ ] dude look at those these are. these are nuts they just and they go. underwater they can't and they can't.

breathe under die and go in he's just. like boom I'm just going to grab this. fish right out of the water. oh if you could train a falcon to do. that and you showed up like at a bass. tournament everybody there with their. rod you just there with a little helmet. on. it go ahead Maximus time to eat yeah in. 30 minutes you got you're done I love. birds you're done for the day you do. love birds man if I could have a falcon. I'd have a falcon I had a I had a I had. a African gray parrot for me no way oh.

the best maximus's name was it was a. little little bird I had he was so fun. yeah those guys they're super smart um. and can are these the ones that can read. and rer now yeah they're they're the. most intelligent of the parrot yeah they. got that red tail they're really fun but. I didn't teach it how to talk because I. only taught to go like that because they. live to 80 years old I don't want 80. years old of like hello like I don't. want 80 up saying hello to this bird so. I didn't teach you how to say anything. dude come on so like what am I going to. do I'm going to be answering questions.

that's like having a toddler or whatever. you don't teach him anything it's a bird. though he liked his life for a while it. was great and what happened in the end I. moved I I ended up moving to LA and I. didn't have an apartment or anything and. I was living with a friend so I couldn't. bring a bird in a bird cage with me so I. ended up uh there was this uh bird. rescuer that worked at with the brono. and she uh she came over took it and uh. interviewed her and she was really nice. so they got good zoo in the Bronx a lot. of Union work a lot of Union animals a. lot of Union animals up there it's clean. a lot of Union animals yeah the Bronx. Zoo is like one of the biggest ones wow.

it's uh they do a big thing at the. holidays too I think all the zoos do it. where they light up like and do that. like at night thing it's really really. cool animals at night or whatever like. yeah I when I went to Australia did the. weirdest thing I they had. the the nocturnal animals they change. their clock on them so they make they're. all indoors in this facility right. there's like these mice and whatnot and. they change their clock because they are. supposed to be asleep at night that they. make it sun at night inside this. building it's Sun up and then during the.

day they make it night in this building. so isn't that a war crime I think it I. think these mice are like hey they get. if they haven't get out in a wild it's. not going to do it but it's you walk in. it's like you're walking through the. Prairies at night I think it was in. Sydney the Sydney zoo or wherever I was. and it was crazy like you walked in and. you it was like you were walking through. and I had all these mice run around all. these different owls bats it's crazy. yeah I wouldn't be able to be a night. animal dude no you're you're too lazy. well it's just too risky out there. something [ __ ] like attacks you in the.

dark or something something always sees. better than you yes that's tough yeah. dude and if you can't see that good and. it's night time or whatever and you're. like I'm an animal or whatever you're. you're done these scary movies too where. people like run through the woods at. night no I'm going to stay here till the. sun comes up and then I'll figure it out. yeah like trying to run through and. stuff I can't do that yeah like they. used have those Friday the 13th movies. they were like that did you ever watch. those uh yeah yeah I did I did I like. Horrors and stuff yeah that's it. nocturnal house the Tanga Zoo upper. nocturnal house Australia so see that.

that's the indoor so they totally change. it it's it's broad daylight outside you. walk. inight it's the stupid these crazy. squirrel things and all the Australian. animals are all bat [ __ ] crazy they got. the weirdest animals over there well. even if you think about like it's funny. because if you looked at like say if you. walked into the forest or whatever and. they had you saw a bear in there right. but he was drink drinking um you know. he's sitting there drinking like 20 cups. of coffee and smoking cigarettes and.

it's like on his computer all day You'. be like something's wrong with this. [ __ ] bear like the other bears are. just having fun scratching their backs. on trees dude you know uh eating berries. or whatever and he's just over there. like you know got to get this report to. corporate like this Bear's got something. wrong with him right it just shows you. what sick animals we are just like. humans we've gotten kind of sick you. know bear appears to carry a laptop. computer at Montana roadside never mind.

this guy was like dude I Gotta Give Theo. a. story wow oh people get stupid around. Bears though they always want to pet. them yeah like that's it's got to be the. number one anal attack there's always a. video in the background the kids like. touch them down and people think they're. scarier than them they're going I. meanwhile the bear RI the head off like. it's so dumb don't be a wimp dot yeah go. get aimp dot [ __ ] that puts a bike. helmet on and goes to [ __ ] talk to. the bear you're like it's okay and he. puts his hand out he like oh like what. are you doing the Bear's like I'm going.

to eat you you dumb human it's so stupid. people get so ballsy or so scared of. bears it's. unbelievable yeah I don't know why. people think bears are friendly it's the. one because they look cute right but the. people like oh they're friendly but like. nobody goes up to like lions and tries. to pet them lions are cute too but. they're not as they Bears have been like. commercialized as being so cute the. baren stain Bears got it the teddy bear. yeah the teddy bear uh yeah Bear Grills.

yeah people approach him like that you. know it's got the. fight people just bear spray him all the. time no no give finger to a bear he's. like you're not going to eat me today. dude that' be the best you see a bear. like in a a hakeim aajan jersey. somewhere or in a nuggets Jersey and the. Bears the bear is going going to eat. your ass. yeah yeah dude Nature's crazy man do you. think that we are we're like divinely.

separate or do you think that we're just. part of nature do you think I think. there's a I think we're I think we're. part yeah it's it's hard I I I think we. are part of it but I'm not sure if I. think we fit in in a different way we. think we fit in a different way than we. do I think it's like we're supposed to. be part of the mix way more we're not in. charge of half this [ __ ] yeah we're. supposed be part of the mix way more. yeah 100% like we have to put these. animals in cages to control them and. stuff like we're the do Spees like yeah.

really let them out of the zoo and see. what. happens I think it's crazy that way yeah. I love animals though yeah man I think I. wish I would spend more time around and. my uh we had a this neuroscientist on. and she was saying that yeah being. around animals being around horses hes a. big even just if you have a big family. and you all sleep together in the same. house that it creates more um. like uh feelings of like low stress you. know yeah horses are used a lot in. therapy right equin therapy or what they. call it what you like hug a horse you go.

to a ranch for like a month yeah those. are big they it's like a horse huging. that's the thing I didn't make that up. that's real but then it can escalate. too I married this horse I Found Love in. Arizona you'll end up in uh D in one of. those donkey shows or whatever how does. equin therapy helped trauma victims. that's a good question ecoin therapy is. an excellent option for trauma victims. who have a hard time opening up about. their experiences or who feel. overwhelmed anxiety or Panic ecoin. therapy provides a unique environment in.

which individuals are able to heal their. invisible wounds in a way that is. intuitive and fun um it's fun therapy. could be fun man this is a website I. think trying to sell us something is. there actually do you C can you find. something that's a little bit more. information just like the actual. information please I'm curious about. that yeah there's a cuz how do you do it. you know so it's basically just kind of. like you're around cuz low stress. animalss or like you know you that you. have to be calm around a horse so you. have to calm yourself down I think. that's part of it so I think that's that.

that does it but it's it's weird like. you see these people like they're laying. down with the horses and just petting. them and they're you see what the. problems they we're dealing with it's. crazy oh yeah I'm met two alpacas. outside of a Lowe's outside of. uh uh park outside of Park City what. were they picking up some some they. picking up some uh 2x4s I don't no I. don't know what they were doing uh one. of them named macaroni I remember that. that's great love that love to put that. video in of it the movement of horses. can improve motor function and core.

strength uh no the psychological effects. of equin assis therapy come from the. horse's ability to recognize human. emotions and provide an intentional. response okay so if like you're freaking. out they'll just come over and be like. look it's okay I'm a. horse improve self-esteem okay um yeah. man I think my brain just feels slow. today have slow days do you take days. off sometimes I just got off the road. too for a few days and it was just like. that's always the hard one yeah you.

think yeah I think when you get back to. settle in it's it's nice you're trying. to readjust because your clock's off too. right cuz like you're having that high. of doing a show at night meeting all. those people and doing everything right. so it's a little different you not you. don't get that at home yeah yeah what. time you normally go to bed if you're at. home if I'm at home by 11: oh really. yeah what about you I go bed probably. around 1 no. way 1 a.m. 121 yeah Joe that's late yeah. I I probably should get more sleep but I.

like I said I sleep hard with these dos. I get good five hours I'm raring a go. I'm a napper though sometimes I'll shut. it down for 20 I like a good cat nap oh. yeah I'll grab a nap you nap yeah dude I. like na is the best I think they're the. best could you could you nap for longer. though like if I go over like 25 minutes. half hour I I'm like I slept like I need. to go to sleep like I can't you know my. dream is to take an alarmist nap. dude wake up when the body says it's. time yeah dude God starts pulling on. your strings again that's right yeah.

blacked out curtains yeah maybe the AC's. on I like it AC on earplugs in fan on. one of those Vietnamese water fountains. playing in the back or whatever you got. it of course water dripping directly on. my forehead in the center like I like. all I like to be like a p getting out. right oh I want yeah you do do do ear I. want somebody to just SL me a small tin. of beans around 8:00 p.m. and that's the. only little paper cuts on your foot yeah. dude like did you do ear do you like. I'll do earplugs yeah earplugs yeah dude.

I'll wear earplugs now so now it's till. like 11:00 a.m. it's like there's just. too much noise in the world I don't want. any of it I don't care wow I've heard so. much of it put the earplugs in see. people they don't know oh yeah talk loud. to them like God neighbors loud yeah. Theo's got his ear going do you have. them in now no I don't I don't right. good good but I'll put them yeah I'll. put them in a lot dude that's good. though to slow shut you down what else. do I do what's something else that I.

like to do a. lot oh I used to sleep in a neck brace. when I was young to try to make my neck. longer do you ever do anything like that. stretch it out yeah no I didn't sleep in. a neck brace but I had a it's hard it's. pretty hard to do I did you ever have. braces growing up oh yeah yes so I had. BRAC I was the last one I get it some my. doctor totally through this thing where. you know know he had the headgear thing. and like he cuz I was the last one in. the family he was like milking it he. didn't want the gattles to be out of. that orop orthodontic game you know so I.

had to wear a headgear for like for I I. BRAC this for five years and he was like. you had to wear the headgear you know. when you sleep and I was like you know. what I don't want to wear for 5 years. I'm just going to wear them all the time. so I just used to wear it like. 247 gear yeah I would have the headgear. on a trffic controll I would have just. have the like piece thing yeah similar. to that that's a a little bit yeah could. you Google like 1980s like that's that's. like keep your mouth open thing yeah.

that thing yeah like the headband thing. the same thing basically so bro it early. braces was crazy when you saw somebody. with that [ __ ] on you be like what are. you a part of I know I'd go to school. like that yeah what cuz I didn't want to. wear braces for so long yeah yeah it's. it was weird that's what I that's the. only thing I really did but that was. because I wanted to get be done with it. sooner that might be me actually that. right there that third one that guy. third one there that guy dude yeah he's. like I don't want to do. this yeah those things were crazy dudle.

yeah like what were the first braces. ever I wonder what did they look like. the first teeth braces I don't know any. before this besides the silver things. they would glue to your teeth right they. put it on with the adhesive to the front. of your teeth that's what I had the. exposed ones kind of like toy has right. there yeah and then they put the ones. with the uh little. uh rubber bands rub bands underneath. here you have to bring back back the. overbite but then the big one was when. they went to clear from Clear one so. they were trying to fool you that it was. clear Egyptian mummies were found with.

metal bands around their teeth and. archaeologists believe they used cat gut. to tie the bands together to move them. primitive orthodic appliances were also. found with early Greek and Roman. artifacts really they were getting in. that straight your teeth game early but. imagine using cat. gut cat gut your tongue cat gut your. tongue that's probably where it comes. from oh my it was got it's cat gut your. tongue and we solving we're solving. Mysteries here cat cut your tongue dude.

you got cat gut look at this [ __ ] Bro oh. oh my god oh they like drilled through. the teeth though that's not right they. should have done that that doesn't seem. correct horrible ideas this is also who. knows if this is a reliable website it's. 123 dentist.com. so they might have put this up together. in canva in the back and like threw. together a. graphic bro that's crazy thing about. news nowadays you don't know what's news. and what isn't I mean it's crazy you. don't know what is real what isn't you. can go down a rabbit hole you could and.

even you find something gets disproved. on the next page and the real news. channels they're not even serving you. news no so it's like what the [ __ ] are. they their opinions yeah yeah that's why. I asked you where you get your news from. and you said Tick Tock which is an. insane answer you think about it Tik Tok. rumors what my neighbor says oh for sure. at at the Coffee Bean people things yell. out during sex or whatever anything did. you hear about that I heard it from.

dorine my neighbor yeah dude trust me. every now and then when Hank's home. early she leaves her window open and. you'll get the real scoop she she's. yelling SpaceX is saving the. astronauts like God but one of you guys. come already hopefully sick a hear in. this ear pods. in dude you what about all that ddy. stuff man he's going to go down huh did. you ever meet him I never met him never. met him no we're asking everybody now in. New York he was always around but I.

never I I never been I mean that was you. know I'm only in the public eye for a. decade now he's been around forever I. never really ran out know him now seeing. him though was kind of CRA seeing that. all that happen you know I to me it's. crazy I. wonder. if say he does have tapes or information. on like other. people I wonder if they are going to use. that to get people to support different. like I wonder if the government is going.

to use that to get people to support. different um agendas agendas political. agendas like that's what I wonder it's. like okay this tape won't come out we. need you to support this candidate or we. need you to support this bill or policy. or something yeah I mean it's not Beyond. Comprehension right I don't think so. yeah I mean there's definitely stuff. that people are afraid to have out there. for sure I mean you know he famously. said that he's got tapes and stuff and. everybody knows so and then imagine if.

you were ever even there yeah even if. you were just eating an order really. hard before you realize what's going on. you're just having some deviled eggs and. you turn to your left and you're like I. should leave but they already got you on. camera doubled eggs you know that's. rough couple four eggs in a baguette in. your mouth or something and people are. like this guy's involved I don't know. that would be oh yeah that's right I. mean it's going to be see how it shakes. out for sure I think it's going to be. that's going to be a long time coming. out though right that's not going to be. like a I think it's going to go on for a. while yeah they got to drag that out.

drag that out for sure yeah yeah I. um what else is going. on this is a you're such an interesting. fow I am you are yeah do you feel that. because you are one of the most. interesting people to sit down with I. love every time we sit down dude I love. it really I just feel like I yeah I feel. like my brain is a little bit off today. kind of actually it's been good I just. sometimes feel a little bit like I don't. know like you got too much sleep you. didn't get enough sleep I don't know.

yeah you know it's a mixture of both you. need a nap and we got we got to tie you. up and drop some water on you we okay. get you in some sleep yeah did you ever. go do one of those uh military shows. abroad like the military tours no no I. didn't I I wanted to I've never did that. have you yeah it pretty cool was it cool. yeah yeah yeah just cuz you get to go to. places you never would even think that. we have like military presence and. you're like oh my gosh we're in this. place and like suddenly you're. performing and there's this like people. you know do you get like the military. escorts and all that stuff too is that.

like when you when you're going on the. way there I had a girl who offered a BJ. to me once in a. Blackhawk that's not not that kind. escort I meant like they take you not. like a girl who's in the military. offering yeah I don't know you're. talking about now. no this girl but she had like oh my God. yeah I just remember in a Blackhawk yeah. she's like there Blackhawk Down. yeah she was Blackhawk Down man well I.

don't know what she was into she was. white hog down I know that dude but she. yeah and I um I yeah I just I didn't do. it I think I got too nervous she also. had a big huge pimple on her neck and it. made me nervous too yeah that's. a that's not going to do it for you it. just made me so nerve I was like I don't. you know. don't you have one neck her piece or. something I don't yeah some weird [ __ ]. you haven't heard. overse so I don't know that [ __ ] man but.

then oh one time there was another time. on a military I think it was a Air Force. Base they were doing like runs in the. morning and some girl came by my room in. the morning and. um I don't remember what it you know I. don't exactly remember what happened but. it was all above board or whatever yeah. yeah but uh. B they need love too on the on the basis. I yeah she was she she was probably a. little late for work two minutes late. for work but still yeah yeah she was.

just a cou just a couple minutes I'm not. going to break she was yeah 80 seconds. late for work a minute 30 at most yeah I. hear that um what's been something that. you didn't expect about heading off into. a stand-up comedy like did you expect it. would be different do you expect it. would be like the challenge of it like I. know you've always been on stage and. been a performer yeah the challenge of. it for sure like to have to talk for 65. minutes like you know and do all that. and just put it together that way that. was really like the crafting of the hour.

was such a it's such a really cool thing. to do you know and being aware enough to. be like this isn't as funny as the other. stuff this has to go that was such a. weird thing like Ed the editing of the. hour you know is like where you think. this is going to be a great part of it. and then you go and just some other. stupid thing that happened and you're. like oh wow this is so much funnier than. that and it becomes a big piece of it. like into the tour I found a different. story and I just was like oh I got to. pull this out this is not as funny as. the other stuff and that that was pretty. cool I never really experienced that.

because you think you have it you're. like oh this is a great hour and then. you have something like no this is a. great hour you know yeah I just had my. son and I had a story about my in in the. new special messing with people I had a. story about my son going on a Star Wars. ride and he didn't he didn't really he. had never been on a ride and he never uh. saw Star Wars he's 5 years old and he. thought he got abducted by aliens so he. legit he he start screaming I want to go. back to Earth and it was so funny and. like I saw and I was told Steve Burn. that story as we were driving and he's. like dude you got to try that in the. hour he's like that's funny he's like.

got tell that story and I was like what. and that night we were driving that. night he like just tell it just start. telling it and I told it and then I just. started like working it out and you know. figuring out what a punches wearing it. was it's such a cool part but I had. never really talked about my kids at all. and that was like that's a really cool. piece to add to the puzzle of and a. really cool way to do it huh cool way to. do it yeah let's see just a just a bit. of it Big Star Wars ride any other Star. War fans up in. [Music]. here I got to go on that Star Wars ride. that they built and if you don't know. about it they spent like hundreds of. millions of dollars on this ride it's.

basically a movie set it's unbelievable. but it's also an immersive experience. which means everybody who works on the. ride is in character they play a. character so when the ride starts you're. in the woods with all the rebels and. they moving you down the line thanks for. joining the fight you go through the. woods a big alarm sounds and they go the. first order is coming we got to get you. out of here you turn the corner there's. this humongous spaceship the doors open. you get in with these big LED monitors. all around you these 90in TVs and you. take off into outer space a battle. begins you get sucked onto the Death. Star and the next time the doors open.

you're on the Death Star face to face. with 100 animatronic human siiz. Stormtroopers with their guns pointed at. you and I was like this is the coolest. thing ever are you kidding me this is so. cool what a cool experience for me not. for my 5-year-old. son who's never seen a Star Wars film or. been on a ride. that's good dude wow that's hilarious. dude yeah when you take it back and.

think about that yeah I think I I think. like he's GNA think he was abducted like. later he's going be on like a Netflix. documentary being like I got sucked in. his face and they sucked on my butt why. is it that everybody gets taken his face. everybody gets their approved everybody. what is so interesting about our. [ __ ] I don't know but because and we. can't even see them dude that's the. scariest part if all the information is. there and you can't even see. it that's a [ __ ] to just like what are.

we [ __ ] doing out here that's why. that's why they the higher higher. intelligence they got all the secrets we. keep in our asses yeah dude meanwhile we. look at dogs like look at these idiots. they're all like reading each other's QR. codes oh that's the devil's QR code. right there dude that's true huh and you. know no two [ __ ] are the same it's. just like your fingerprint same exact. thing I don't know if that's true really. I it's the 11th fingerprint dud they. call it that they call it yeah maybe.

Google the 11th fingerprint see what it. says I think I I you know what it seems. possible but I don't know if that's a. fact but also how do you prove that you. got to know everybody's [ __ ] print. yeah what is the rarest fingerprint type. well that's not it. Arch that yeah Arch holes yeah. 11th fingerprint I use the numbers I. think you have to write it out e l e v n. t. h yeah it's going to be one two three.

dentist is going to tell us which. one oh they're [ __ ] hiding the truth. again that's it here it is man we got to. ask your. neighbor the real news yeah wake up spon. yeah come on she great man thanks oh. she's doing great um Joe got you got the. new special messing with people y it's. out now on YouTube it came out September. 17th yeah 13th uh September 17th yeah. September 17th um you have your new. children's book Barry where Barry.

where's Barry Barry came out and then I. got uh I'm on tour now at my new hour. let's get into a tour and where is the. um where's Barry what ages is it four. it's four to eight it's a picture book. yeah beautiful man or people who just. one day want to have children you know. if they don't have kids now it. guarantees that you'll procreate. actually yeah reads it's in the it's on. the back flap. the opposite of the the thing for the. rats so that's why the rats can't read. it if you play it backwards on a record. player get.

pregnant um yeah thanks so much man I. appreciate you guys shows coming up in. Memphis St Louis uh Indiana yeah a. Oklahoma Texas yeah I'm in Atlantic City. October uh I think 19th yeah October. you're doing a lot of shows yeah yeah. I've been uh you so I just kicked off. the new tour so you know how it is you. know you get out there and do it yeah. I'm excited yeah well dude um thanks so. much for all the entertainment over the. years man you're the best always so. great to see that it's been awesome. thanks for the nice gift you gave me a. nice like it's like a CH it's almost.

like this it's like a counter puzzle. thing that you had uh sent to my room. whenever we're in Milwaukee yeah it was. just thoughtful it had like a funny note. on it um but yeah thanks for all the. thoughtful humor over the years congrats. on the new special man and um yeah uh. and you have also have the podcast yep. ma two cool Two Cool Moms Two Cool Moms. with Steve Burn with burn you find out. wher we get your um thanks so much dude. for hanging out you're the best I. appreciate it love you buddy love you. Mana I feel I'm falling like these.

leaves I must be. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of mind I. found I can feel it in my b. [Music].