Jeff Wittek | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #354

today's guest is a um. a barber. turned. criminal turned. entrepreneur and he was kind of turning. keeping all those plates turning at the. same time um he's a youtube personality. he's an entertainer. he's fascinating to me and i'm really. grateful to have him in here today to. learn more about him and to spend some. time. mr jeff whittick.

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what kind of fitness do you like to do. honestly. um i do it all i do a little bit. everything i'll just make something up. i'll [ __ ] run through this wall right. now this is a pretty sturdy wall. test it out yeah i bet it would take you. probably. 70 reps. to blaster that wall. yeah i would give it one shot and i'd. give up after that if i didn't make it. through oh if you're not doing it for. fitness you're doing it for more.

uh acclaim almost or like conquering. yeah training for life you never know. what's gonna come at you you know oh. dude definitely dude you never know if. anybody's going to show up and they're. just going to be. covered in drywall and you got to defeat. you know it could happen man you never. know when you got to fist fight a. contractor dog and he wants to pull out. all the stops that's right you got to be. prepared for drywall oh you never know. man and drywall's a gateway drug man. i've always said that. if somebody's doing drywall. it's not long till they're doing.

pills usually or something some kind of. uppers you ever notice that over time i. mean i don't think i'd have a problem. with it. you know i'm i'm clean now the only day. i mess with sparkling water yeah. sparkling water and drywall. yeah there you go if i pop over this. liquid death crack it open man let's die. together. oh yeah feels good huh yeah cheers. brother. cheers man nice to meet you bro nice to. meet you too i've seen your work. um big fan i've seen your stand up i saw.

that one time you did stand up on. mushrooms. oh yeah yeah yeah that was joey diaz. started all of that. because that was that's the thing about. joey diaz he's basically. he's almost like if they had construct. if they had a construction worker video. game yeah and you had to get to the end. and fight the big boss that's got all. the drugs all the drywall yeah he's all. the good plumbing all the everything you. know tremendous he's an interesting. character man he reminds me a lot of. guys from my hometown because i grew up. over there in new york new jersey area.

so i'm used to guys like that coming to. the barber shop and just [ __ ] batshit. crazy. um some real legends i bet i bet you've. met a lot of. and i'm sitting here with jeff widdick. yeah and uh i just so our audience knows. and he is a youtube personality. entertainer. um. um. i would say kind of a artist kind of uh. i'm trying to think of how i would. how i see you i don't know man i kind of. feel like i'm in the same realm as you.

but like i'm i feel like i'm the same. age as you two sometimes i just wake up. and i feel like i'm [ __ ]. not saying that you're that much older. than me yeah but you feel older i feel. older yeah i feel like i'm [ __ ] a. thousand years old sometimes yeah like. this week has just been one of those. weeks yeah. what is it like you feel like in your. spirit or do you feel like in your body. you mean or like in your. emotions like what do you feel like i've. lived like. like a thousand different lives yeah. yeah you know that's a great thing i. would say about you yes you seem like. you lived a thousand lives man you see.

um. yeah there's like i feel like there's a. lot of different facets that that that. people could learn about you in uh. like a bar like obviously you barb. yeah i was a barber for years working in. a barber shop in new jersey where you're. in new york staten island so it's kind. of like a little new jersey of new york. yeah exactly yeah exactly yeah it's one. of the five boroughs but it gets left. out it's left behind and it kind of. looks like new jersey so um god dude. always wanted to be from new jersey man.

oh yeah. yeah because it's kind of like new. orleans but in the northeast i think. yeah and people talk a little bit the. same sometimes like way yet kind of like. because you like people from new orleans. a lot of time their accent especially. women kind of thicker women will get. their accent will get mistaken for new. jersey just real lazy just lazy whether. we pronounce you ellis yeah you know way. yeah water darling yeah um and it just. seems there's always so there's so many.

great movies kind of made about that. area where you get to see like. i think there's a lot of romanticizing. it feels like coming up in that area. like a lot of. um. [Music]. does it feel like that not for me no i. wanted to get the hell out of there the. second i was old enough to leave i left. at 18. i moved down to miami beach and. that's where the romanticizing started. for me but i was drunk all those years i. don't remember any of it oh you drank a. lot coming out you drink heavily yeah. i really like your stuff i i like how.

you mix in the sobriety talk and you. talk about your own stuff you're very. vulnerable um. yeah because. i you know when i got into this game i. was like i'm just gonna [ __ ] around and. make funny videos yeah and i never. thought to myself like i would be. getting vulnerable. i talked to your producer and he said. that he watched the documentary so he'd. seen me cry already so it's odd for to. meet a man that's a stranger yeah and he. had already seen me cry so i'm still. getting used to stuff like that but. seeing you do it it's cool you know it. gives me hope like something to look.

forward to in the future you know thanks. man well it's nice to say that i mean i. i mean i think. you seem like a really sincere guy um. was it all were you always that way or. is it are you finding now because it. seems like here's what it seems like to. me when i watch your stuff that you've. done kind of everything it seems like. you're this. this being. you're almost like this attack barber. that's what i felt like a little bit not. in a bad way have you seen the. barbershop shirt do you have a podcast. yes okay but but i saw. what did i see the.

well i saw the one vlog too about this. like your history of your life that kind. of like sums up it's just like a little. bit of everything okay so really cute. seeing your parents. um. but you i'm just i was trying to piece. together okay who is this guy you know. what is his it seemed like you've done. everything or you wanted to do. everything. yeah i wake up some days i don't even. know i'm like what am i doing all this. for yeah now i'm doing so much i'm doing. two different shows i know i see you do. a lot of shows too but i'm sure you. probably go through it too you wake up. some days and you're just like [ __ ] what. am i what am i gonna talk about today oh.

dude. yeah the past 100 episodes i feel like. yeah has really been like that like. sometimes i don't know and then i don't. know what people want to hear anymore. and i feel like i used to be kind of. connected to that like i was in the in. this pocket and then the pocket just. i don't know it got. either. the pocket disappeared or i disappeared. or something the connection wasn't there. sometimes yeah but you can't stop. because these people look at they look. to you for more than just you know some. laughs yeah you know you keep these.

people going i'm sure you've got people. sober you know that are relying on you. now. yeah i think there's probably some. people that are definitely fired you. know they're excited you know mm-hmm. that you're in the first place. in are you sober are you because. well i'm mixing in all kinds of stuff so. right now i'm going uh right now i'm. taking i'm on my fourth step are you. just going to a meetings for fun no i've. got like 70 tryouts to try to sit i got. like 70 something days i'm going i'm. doing a fourth step right now okay so. that's where i'm at i i fell off let me. see a couple months ago.

and. i tried ketamine therapy i tried that. okay to see uh just to help me with like. just like stuff from growing up or just. whatever to try it out. because i was off the wagon i was like. might as well try this ketamine therapy. while i'm out here you don't tell them. that naa right um no i'll tell like my. sponsors or whoever asks. but i try to always go to meetings. so i'm not like falling out of like the. practice of it i've never had a canned. flat water that's kind of.

new to me i'm used to sparkling in the. can. really that's nice you ever see those. boxes of water. it's like a milk carton yeah it makes me. sad yeah. i know like it's like a funeral it's. like a coffin for water yeah it's nice. for the environment it's cool i i can. respect that but. just you feel like you taste like a. little linger in a milk you know like it. used to be used as a milk carton and now. they just put water in it yeah it seemed. a little repurposed slap a label on it. put will smith's son as the face of it.

or something like that and then all of a. sudden you know yeah the liquid death i. could get behind this is a sparkling one. right you brought this one out for me. yeah i appreciate it i'm gonna crack. this one nick got you that one get that. no disrespect not put it right into your. veins dude this just got me this is what. got me off the booze right here really. i'll have 17 of these a day. like lacroix i've been drinking but [ __ ]. lacroix because i've been trying to get. sponsored by them and they won't do it. no no bite i hit them up they hit me. right back in the day liquid death yeah. oh they're ready dude they're right. they're gonna die with podcasting man.

they're like we're gonna spend all of. our money on podcasting and go out. that's the way to do it like who's. watching tv are you gonna pay for. commercials. yeah i can't imagine that i mean the. money that's also that goes into. commercials and stuff like that is. pretty hilarious yeah you know do you. have it do you have cable. i don't i have hulu. so that is cable yeah that's i guess. yeah i don't even have time to watch. stuff at this point you're doing with. three podcasts a day. [ __ ] i wish i'm doing two podcasts a. week actually i don't wish.

i'm okay with what i'm doing yeah. it's hard it's hard it's hard to. it's fine it's great man it's great. that's what i gotta remember all the. time is like this is a great job you. know it's fun to be able to think out. loud and let people be there sometimes. with you to hear you think you see a. therapist yeah i got a new woman i'm. starting with on friday you look like a. therapist dude is it the glasses you. want to take them off i could take them. off if that's let me see if you still. look like one. i mean put them back on [ __ ] i look. like a [ __ ] new york barber now. connor put the specs back on it's crazy.

what one little [ __ ] detail can. change huh maybe a barber at a library. you know. come over here into periodicals and i. freaking it's your show would you rather. me like this i like them yeah yeah i. like them they look nice dude ma'am so. you went so you started off in new. jersey you were barbering you got into. drugs on the side it seemed like you. were just doing anything it was i mean. everybody got into drugs on the side. over in new jersey yeah and you guys did. wrestling i know everybody i know a guy. built a wrestling ring in his backyard i.

didn't do enough wrestling but you. everybody loves it in new jersey all the. kids do like wwe wrestling yeah okay. people love that bon jovi did you do. your research like [ __ ] was that guy. nard war huh cause if you're going back. to my childhood yeah like i had. wrestlers but nobody knows that about me. i never shared that online oh i didn't. i'm not getting this from online i'm. getting this from thousands of people i. met from new jersey you guys like. wrestling bon jovi. y'all's moms. yeah. family.

what else. that's all i know really meatball. spaghetti oh yeah all that kind of stuff. good feet. good food things you could pick up with. your hand and [ __ ] put in your mouth. oh yeah i eat [ __ ] everything with my. hands and yes. people love that yeah steaks too i just. eat a steak on my hands oh you got these. [ __ ] wrist forks dog you're right. but yeah i think those are things that i. just kind of generalize about new jersey. that are pretty safe listening to joey. diaz will give you a good idea about a. lot of stuff from new jersey in that. area um. new york but as new york you know so.

much from watching movies and stuff you. get such an idea of new york i think i. just wonder like what. made you like what do you think was like. the fire inside of you that made you. like want to become or made you already. a personality that ended up on youtube. um. if you think back on it. i don't know i think it's just where. where life went you know like initially. i thought you know let's move out here. and make something in the entertainment. business i didn't know if i wanted to do. stand-up and stuff like that because i. had a little nerves to do stand-up and. that's why when i the first thing i saw.

of yours was when you did stand up on. mushrooms and i was like. first of all when i do mushrooms i i. want everybody around me to be on. mushrooms too that's that's how i like. to because i don't want people on it on. a different wavelength not. not that it's [ __ ] like see how he. just came in here and i'm like what the. [ __ ] this guy doing right here that's. like somebody when you're on mushrooms. and somebody else yeah that would be an. enemy you know so yeah. you went up. on stage to do stand up when pretty much. they were all enemies until you get a. laugh out of them yeah you know so. that's [ __ ] ballsy i saw this guy.

went up there he has a mullet he's. [ __ ] on mushrooms he went out there. and said it like i'm on mushrooms and. you stared death in the face and you. were just like [ __ ] this i'm gonna i'm. gonna [ __ ] kill this [ __ ] yeah that. was so i've been a fan man i've been. thanks bro you know i've been watching. you guys stuff. thanks man yeah it was. that was exciting does this bother you. that everybody has mullets now no i. think the part that bother like not. bothered me but like. i think it's awesome dude i think it's a. confidence piece.

i feel like i have a big nose so it also. rounds out my face it gives me a more. heroic style yeah if you show up on a. horse or even on a [ __ ] bike like. this that's painted brown chicks are. like damn who the [ __ ] is that you know. a bike that's painted brown i feel like. if you come like. i feel like you just it gives you more. it gives me more bravado dude. sitting there with a cold ass neck like. some little [ __ ] twink that's all. cool what are you gonna do on a bus stop. yeah [ __ ] that feeling the sunrise on. your neck like some freaking busted out.

twink dude. like i like i woke up today like this. whole week i've been in like a little. bit of a funk i haven't been feeling 100. but. having the mullet you wake up and you. look in the mirror and you're like i'm a. i'm a goddamn entertainer yeah you know. there's something going on here yeah and. i did this i did this cut because i was. going to skydiving school i was going to. learn to get inside oh yeah certified. skydiving and i was like i just need a. [ __ ] wild haircut just to jump out of. the plane and [ __ ] take the pictures. because you want the hair in the back.

yeah a little extra parachute maybe help. with the velocity coming down yeah baby. and. after that i just rocked with it because. it just it put me in that mentality. every time i wake up i'm like all right. i'm not a regular guy. yeah i'm a skydiver i got a goddamn. mullet yeah i need to entertain yeah. whatever it takes yeah what am i gonna. do you know this is not for me anymore. this is for the people ah i like that do. you really start to feel like that over. time because i wonder like the pressures. and stuff that it that. that whole.

and i don't want to put you in like a. youtube world because i kind of separate. what you can do. put you in that world too yeah you know. but you're but you're also a human but. that's where everything ends up at so. like. um i mean your youtube career is. probably launching the rest of your. careers and keeping you. or allowing you to make so much more. money you grow your fan base so. technically your main income is youtube. right now yeah yeah and cashing you out.

they're not paying us that much. but they're they're a good separate but. i'm sure touring was initially like your. you know number one right priority no. top pay day and now it's all this other. stuff you're doing on youtube so you're. a youtuber too bro no offense no i don't. take it personal you know yeah call me. you yeah i guess i am theo von the. youtuber damn you know know it you went. in front of having that comedian title. to [ __ ] i'm going to change your. wikipedia. people on it theo [ __ ] youtuber my.

friend rob knows how to change people's. wikipedias on the spot and make it be. that oh yeah yeah i got to call him up. but how does he work it. was a friend does or something and he. gave him some little cheat code damn. that's nice to have somebody at. wikipedia you just put whatever you want. up there i work at spacex you know like. i'm a [ __ ] investor in uber or. something you know yeah all types of. flexes on there you never need to buy a. watch or yeah you know just have your. wikipedia stacked yeah yeah. yeah dude that's a great call yeah.

if you know somebody at wikipedia is. based you could say you went to all. these colleges yeah you have all this. cash. you got rob. you got rob over there yeah yeah i gotta. hit him up i'm gonna slap harvard on my. [ __ ] resume dude you know what let me. see what i take all my arrests off you. know never been arrested this guy was. squeaky clean he's got a [ __ ] perfect. record. let me see what i can do man but do you. feel like at a certain point like um. does does it kind of top out where you. guys are doing so many feats and trying.

to do so much wild stuff was there a. point you realize i don't have that neck. like there's a level in me that i don't. have like a stevo or like i never had. that i never wanted to do any of that. [ __ ] i'm just a team player you know i. was like. i'm with this crew these are all my. friends and we all collaborate we work. together it's kind of like what you guys. got with like your whole comedian. podcasting crew that kind of blew up. over the past couple of years yeah we. had that where we just collaborate not. for money it's just you know we like. making videos together and we're able to. help each other out we all work together. well because we do it all the time.

and you know we hit that pandemic where. nobody filmed for a while and my friend. wanted to make this big comeback video. and he suggested something and i was. like [ __ ] it yeah what's the hardest one. i'll take that you know just to be a. [ __ ] team player in there yeah and. then the mullet and then the [ __ ] you. know the the way you feel after jumping. out of a plane 25 times you just feel. like i'm a goddamn superhero yeah i came. in you're hot i was gonna run through. your wall yeah i had that but 25 times. oh yeah worse you know yeah so then.

another little [ __ ] thing pops up and. it's like i'll [ __ ] do that what's. the worst that could happen i'm not. flying out of a plane you know yeah and. then yeah a year later your [ __ ] face. is smashed up into a podcast another guy. with a mullet. yeah yeah this is the downhill of it. this is what we're saying no this is. good i'm seeing it in a good way you're. doing a podcast with another another. youtuber. i appreciate you coming in man um uh. it's an honor. well thanks man that's nice you just say. that dude and i would love to have you.

cut my hair sometime. um yeah i know i do mullets i do my own. so you do your own it's an easy cut yeah. you could probably do your own but i i. would love to get you on my show i i. would love to come on a and b i did my. own for years before i had hair hair. like this yeah and and i that i did well. this is harder to manage i think you got. no grays in there nothing huh i got some. man i dye them out a little bit oh do. you yeah right in here looks good thanks. man i appreciate it stress-free life. yeah kind of i'm just hiding the stress.

free behind dye. are you oh yeah just on here on the side. yeah it gets a little dicey behind the. mask yeah sometimes i'll put a little in. here when you're not so if you're having. a week that you feel like kind of bad or. down or whatever do you ever notice. where it comes from because i mean. i could tell a little bit on your face. when you came in it was maybe a little. bit of just like not exhausting but that. was traffic and just new york. frustration in me still in you yeah that. doesn't go traffic never leaves huh no i. talked to my father and he's just like. god damn it he's cursing at the cars on.

the street and it's just i don't know. why that bothers us so much you know. yeah. but yeah i know i came in a little it. was a little off you know no you're. great charming nice affable. but i just felt like oh he seems like. maybe yours your energy feel like well. then when you said also it's been like. kind of a funk week i think maybe the. pieces in your head and my head are like. oh maybe that's what i was thinking. about here's a question right here from. somebody. hey jeff i'm a huge fan.

my name's mitch i'm from new zealand. i was just curious to know. what do you class as being successful. let me know gang gang. gang baby damn that's beautiful thank. you very much jeff from new zealand you. want to take that one or should i you. um. man success i think just maintaining a. level of happiness is is successful but. i was in the boxing gym earlier and i. was doing sit-ups at the end of my. workout and i looked up and there was.

like you know they have quotes all over. these boxing gyms yeah it said i forget. the [ __ ] quote exactly but it was. like success is. consistent. effort. in. over a long period of time or something. like that that's how you get i guess. that's like getting results in like in. like a combat sport or something like. that but i guess that can still. translate over into. everyday life you know consistent effort. over time. yeah and. like we do that with multiple things. like the hardest part about podcasting.

is probably staying consistent just. getting in here getting it done you know. like getting. doing your workouts just getting into. the gym is the hardest part. yeah that's a good point going to work. finish in the day without telling your. boss to go [ __ ] himself you know yeah. that's that's did you find the quote uh. that was john wooden's definition of. success uh that became pretty famous uh. success is peace of mind which is a. direct result of. self-satisfaction and knowing you made. the effort to become the best you were.

capable of becoming i think that's i. think that might be the quote i just. butchered it so bad but i wasn't. planning on talking about it you know. i just noted it a lot because your thing. had three four words. but that's okay mm-hmm. um. yeah but do you feel like so i i. sometimes because sometimes when i. wonder about you i wonder well what is. there a level of achievement or what is. like a driving force because it's. something i wonder about myself too i. just wanted to get a blue check on. instagram right i was like i'll be good.

with that once i get that you know maybe. that gold plaque on for like uh the. youtube when you get a million. subscribers like that would be like an. accomplishment that i'd be like okay i. made it right but it never goes away. it's never gonna go away i don't think. it ever will and you too you know where. do you think it comes from and what do. you think that is that thing. um because that's what's kind of. fascinating to me yeah it's odd huh like. what are we chasing you know like what. do you do you set a goal of money in. your bank account that is going to make. you happy and then what money can't be. it there's no way that money's it no. because then you just get all the money.

and then you're like sitting around what. the [ __ ] do i do i guess i'll just get. high on drugs i'll just do [ __ ]. ketamine therapy like i i'm not saying. that's that's bad it might have worked. for you but like we just. always have like. i don't know i i need to stay busy in. order to not like. fall into the stresses of everyday life. yeah. you know so money is not it because if i. reach that. goal and then i don't have to work. anymore then. i don't know i don't see that as like. success or happiness i don't know i. think you got to stay pushing for life.

like like that whole thing like do a. little bit of everything every day. consistently if it's working out if it's. podcasting you're working on other shows. or you have you do jujitsu right yeah so. you're building up in that you're just. bettering yourself in a bunch of. different things. each day. then if you have a shitty day at jiu. jitsu maybe you had a good podcast that. day you know. you got something productively. right there you go that's okay so that's. one thing that doing something that. makes you feel some sort of achievement.

showing up like making my bed right when. i get up is always a good one for me. it's like okay i started i have one. thing done you know even if even if. that's the only thing i'll even get done. today everything else i might fuddle. through at least i started off with one. thing right yeah um. but sometimes it's interesting because. i'll look at. like a fan like this morning i went to. the smoothie shop. and there's a family out there and. there's like some they're singing a song. rain go away or something raining for a. minute and they're like it was like this.

two a man or a husband or could have. been a lesbian couple but one of them. was real. one you know trying to be a man and then. they had two children they were having. like a sweet time and i was like oh. that's. you know whatever i'm standing here with. things bouncing in my head and. worrying about this that that's success. like i think sometimes you see it in. little just having a significant other. or having maybe i don't know it was like. some piece of happiness that i witnessed. for a minute these people didn't know. that i was looking at them.

so i don't know sometimes like it's like. i don't know i'm just trying to look at. what the idea of success is you know. maybe we gotta have kids. you got a dog or anything i need i don't. i gotta say any responsibilities of. other lives. the stuffed animal's not alive but it's. like um. you know it's from a store i mean it's. good it's nice. i got a french bulldog he's oh you do. yeah he's 15 years old he's the oldest. french boy i looked it up yesterday he's. the oldest french bulldog in the world. and he's off the books i got him under.

the table so i don't have any paperwork. for him of course i can't get him there. you go that's the most new yorker. i got him when he was four years old and. i got no papers for him so maybe i'd get. him like a plaque if he had if i had his. records i could get him that guinness. plaque and maybe that'd be like a. [ __ ] accomplishment for him where. he's like i made it i mean you know. maybe he feels that what we were. searching for but since he's since he's. got no papers he's [ __ ]. we can't even get him that plaquemines. will never get the documentation on. people don't know i got to get him a. wikipedia and then i'll get that [ __ ].

documentation he could have come over on. the uh maybe he came over on one of. those ships you know it's it's insane i. don't do any like special stuff i feed. him regular food from ralph's you know. just i don't do anything special where. would he work if you work you when you. look at him and you get to know his. personality my dog yeah. um who did you remind you of like a. night manager it kind of reminds me of. like uh. who's that guy that just fought the. heavyweight in ufc derrick lewis oh. really he throws those shots yeah like. the big overhand rights yeah he kind of.

does that when he walks around when he. struts around okay and he's got that. build like that he's i think he would be. a ufc. top contender jesus bro. his best years are behind him now. because he's 15 but he was [ __ ]. an athlete when he was young was he yeah. now he's slowing down yeah yeah. we'll get him on h can you give dogs hgh. can you look that up it is human growth. hormone so ah d-d-g-h we would need a. dog growth hormone you need something. yeah i would think get get dog specific.

i'm sure you could get him on a uh upper. at least to get. to get his wind intake stronger look up. what mark wahlberg's dogs look like or. something like probably the rock's dog. is probably jacked you know he's. probably got him on some of that stuff. dude i'd pump him with a little bit of. nitrous not every night but occasionally. uh. nitrous just something with it i think. if you give him more intake in the air. that's what's going to fuel a dog dog is. a small unit i mean it's basically a. [ __ ] little modem. if you did. can you do whippets is that are you.

considered sober if you no right. because i don't think so. i don't think so i mean. here's the thing that's interesting. about sobriety man and i i meet some. people who will say that they're sober. they've been off of cocaine for. uh that's like joey diaz i mean he's. sober from cocaine you know i'm sober. from alcohol yeah right i say sober all. the time and i smoke weed if a [ __ ]. if somebody offered me [ __ ]. mushrooms or something i was in the. right mood. you know i would i. might do them but i say sober just. because the only thing i ever had a.

problem with was alcohol really yeah i. never got into anything cocaine none of. that [ __ ] i never really liked it you. know but i grew up seeing my my parents. my dad. always no they didn't do christmas not. that i know of they might have been you. know but yeah i would always see my dad. with a beer every day around [ __ ]. like three o'clock you know. he'd pour it in a glass oh. you know romantic like that's his. happiness you know yeah he did not he. didn't have a problem with it but i. think i just have a much more addictive. personality so do you yeah for sure i go.

[ __ ] i'll eat a whole bag of. sunflower seeds [ __ ]. you know at night i'll destroy a whole. you know box of candy this is heartless. huh. yeah it's bad that's that's my problem. that's my problem is candy that's my new. addiction and lacroix or [ __ ] liquid. deaths now i'm going to stop saying that. what are you doing with the candy what. kind of you doing nerd ropes i mean what. are you doing. it depends it depends if i'm smoking. weed if i'm smoking weed i'd be into all. that [ __ ] nerd ropes twizzlers wow.

skittles even the sour ones you [ __ ]. wake up in the morning your mouth is all. torn up like what did i do last night we. used to do that thing we would put one. in each cheek a spree in each cheek and. go to sleep ah that sounds like torture. and just see if god wanted us to be. alive dude yeah because we didn't know. you know and my brother and i would do. it and he would [ __ ] take his out i. knew he would which basically meant at. that point. he's seeing if i'm gonna die you know. what i'm saying that's crazy in his head. yeah and he's gonna take his out because. i was the younger brother you know. so i'd sit there dude and just wake up.

and just like. uh orange out of this. baby in the family um my bro uh i got. two younger sisters but we don't you. know youngest male they didn't really. count yeah youngest male okay. and then i got purple out of this side. dude just spree just coming to the side. bro yeah it looks like your deen. looked like a gay vampire that it. overdosed. i was not doing real well we got a. question that came in right here for you. jeff we got a lot of people really love. you man a lot of great questions i. posted a picture i tried to share it but. i posted the wrong picture i guess was.

an edit of you. yeah i wanted to help you out with these. questions because i do stuff like this. with my patreon people and i have face. times i do one-on-one facetimes. and those are interesting some days when. i'm having a bad day i just talk to them. oh wow and that [ __ ] actually changes. my whole mood that's a good one you. should do stuff like that because you're. it is a lot of life experience too i. feel like you kind of have the same. thing going on like you've lived a bunch. of lives. yeah so we really got a lot in common. it's not just the hair you and i yeah. and the wikipedia page.

fascination yeah. all right how's it going guys whoa hold. on. okay just wanted to be ready for this. that's a lot of voice in a purpose yeah. that's a lot of me. intentionally. i don't know i mean it's close to those. power lines this is a man you know i'm. saying i would be probably 200 feet from. those power lines to even make my video. this guy is definitely this guy could. probably grow apple this this guy. probably grown apples out of his throat. if he wants to my bad dude.

this dude could spit an orange he's got. a [ __ ] apple tree growing out of his. stomach oh his adam's apple alone. probably i bet it's two pounds. hey how's it going guys. um. question for both theo and jeff. as we know both you have dabbled in the. dark guards before. so what what is your guys's each like. motivational factor that led you to uh. to change. all right that's my question love you. guys both. i'm sure the cast will be great game. game baby.

hell yeah bro. baby what you got there jeffrey um. [ __ ] what was the question again. what's your motivation if you dabbled in. dark arts drugs alcohol sexual deviance. well i was like. i think i was around like 28 and i'm. like what the hell am i doing in my life. i'm kind of half-assing everything i'm. half-assing drug dealing i'm half-assed. in social media it's a kind of a weird. career to merge it's like if i was a. rapper and i sold crack before cool. that's normal but like if you're a. youtuber that [ __ ] sold drugs before. it's a little weird to get people to.

understand. but right i could see it but i guess if. i just explain it like that like i'm. like 50 cent of the [ __ ] youtube game. you know right gang i should be dead but. i'm still here yeah i sold drugs before. i'm doing this [ __ ] now oh i like it but. um how i how i got sober how i [ __ ]. got sober of alcohol i was like. i need to take one of these things. serious and give it a hundred percent. because you can't have fast selling weed. uh you know you gotta collect money. people don't wanna [ __ ] send you. money if you're having like a clown on. the internet you know like who who is. this guy right about paying him he's.

crying in his videos on youtube i'm not. [ __ ] paying that guy well i'm never. gonna get paid but yeah do you cry a lot. i mean i've definitely probably teared. up actually some of the seasonal i think. i've actually seen you cry too before. somebody sees deal. i had the wrong guy. that's not at all you not even no is he. relative maybe i mean. twin brother long-lost evil twin in.

college dude minus the tats and a lot of. the uh. i have the same shirt. is this like a fan. this gentleman i believe lives in. indiana and we've communicated he's a. real person he's a real man yeah this is. a relationship so i just got the wrong. guy he had the wrong guy great guy i. heard he's a really nice guy. and he's jacking if we want i'm not. going to say he has hgh but if we want. hgh. he's the guy to call i bet we could. probably squeeze his understanding he. has the rocks tattoo. over there oh he might inspiration but.

back to what i was saying that guy's. question. so i had to take it. serious you know you can't half-ass both. things. so i was like. waking up hungover and then you have to. get to filming and stuff like that and. you don't have your confidence that you. had at the night before with your five. [ __ ] friends and yet i was [ __ ]. killing it i was on fire because i had. the confidence of the booze but then it. just it. it levels out in the morning and you're. [ __ ] down and you're now it's time to. entertain. the masses you're talking 100 000.

million who knows and yeah you have a. huge channel what's more important. [ __ ] steve and kyle and [ __ ]. whoever at the bar donny yeah. those [ __ ] don't even remember. because they were wasted too yeah and. they didn't have anything to do really. the next morning maybe or whatever but. they didn't have to do this the next. morning no no so yeah you need to be. confident in the next day and look now. that that [ __ ] fades because sometimes i. wake up not feeling confident still to. this day you know okay so then what's.

the difference because this is. interesting for me too man even hearing. you talk about this because i can. totally relate to that like having the. confidence the night before if you've. been drinking or out having fun with. your buddies but then suddenly. feel you know it's just that thing is. missing in the morning and you're like. damn. yeah it's hard to just get it. yeah just go for a good run have maybe. have a black coffee go for a good run oh. a good run helps huh push yourself yeah. you know overcome something that's. mentally tough. and then i don't know maybe you just hit.

the reset button but yeah after you stop. drinking for a while you lose that like. like damn this feels great waking up. [ __ ] sober you know but it like it. fades you gotta find new ways to. to you know get that feeling of like. just freshness in the morning you're. fresh and ready to go you wake up happy. maybe you stop jerking off or you know. yeah no sex. maybe lay off the candy at night. yeah but then but then you start to get. to the part where it's like what do you.

have you do anything you know i know. it's i bought a vape last week and did. freaking. half a thing of damn peach pair nerds or. you know space whatever oh you got one. of the ones that you juice up yourself. yeah. i didn't even want to dude i went in. there and i didn't know what i was doing. and the guy in there was so the guy. looked like both of his parents were. weed like he was so [ __ ] high dude. like if his mom came in she would have. been in a cellophane bag right do you. even do you smoke cigarettes huh uh-uh.

do you are you addicted to nicotine no. but i need i just needed something to. get in the flavors they're coming out. with you know i love like banana pudding. i love creme brulee sounds like you're. going down a it's a dark road bro so. next thing i'm in there dude i have like. nine different dessert vapes dude i'm. leaving out of there with i mean it was. like a cheesecake factory page yeah that. place ain't for you. that place ain't for you. um. but yeah having some kind of advice some. kind of thing i want having to reset. myself when i don't feel good that's the.

toughest thing to do i feel like i feel. like for me when i'm not feeling good. and it probably has nothing to do with. anything external in the world. it's all internal how do i reset myself. to be able to be okay to others first of. all and then okay to myself and have a. productive day. and then i think that it that probably. is some type of a success if you can. figure out whatever that is for some. people maybe it is you have a family for. some people maybe it is you do something. for someone else you know yeah. go for a run sometimes doing a yoga or.

something i can just get over that hump. of uncomfort sometimes it's just a hill. yeah you know um. but anyway i don't mean to go from there. i'll just love it maybe you don't want a. [ __ ]. thing a hundred thousand dollar hawaiian. vacation. you know. maybe that'll [ __ ] help you hit the. reset button yeah that can definitely. help man i've not been on that did we. talk did we talk about money and. happiness. we just said i mean i i've you know i. didn't have any money and then i've made. some money i don't have a ton of money.

but i've made some money and i don't. know if it may i don't do not think it's. made me any happier yeah. eating liquid death he's not happy. enough yeah you gotta [ __ ] [ __ ]. step it up. here's somebody right here who's. obviously unhappy. hey hey it's michael mcneil. this is the happiest guy i've ever seen. in my life don't judge a book by its. cover huh. texas theo you're one of my favorite. comedians on the freaking planet. listen to you on the daily my question.

yo this guy an apology man. what was the greatest lesson that you. learned being in prison and how does it. translate. into your business or your personal life. and theo you definitely look like. someone who's been to prison and came. out with a rough rough life so what's. your life lesson theo love you guys gang. gang gang gang. gang baby. that's a great question jeffrey since. you really have the prison experience.

amongst us did you go to federal jail no. i was. yeah. um. i've been locked up several times but i. never did like i never did prison that's. after once you go over a year that's. prison so i've only been in jail but um. yeah life lessons that i've learned is. [ __ ] don't do stupid [ __ ] and go back. because it sucks it's not like there's. not people in there that are interesting. to talk to you know maybe i'd find a gem.

like you and i'd hang out and we'd. [ __ ] hit it off you know yeah that's. that's rare that you get that because. it's not smart people that get arrested. and wow my bunkie was in there for. murder and when i asked him finally i. worked up the courage to ask him what he. was in there for he was like i shot at. somebody and i hit him in the head and. i'm like the [ __ ] you [ __ ] so you. [ __ ] shot a guy in the head unique. way to say it yeah. yeah. like i guess it was the guy's fault yeah. but yeah like yeah it was the guy's.

fault. [ __ ] i guess it's like if you're doing. like gangster [ __ ] and you're just. shooting that [ __ ] like you're not. actually maybe he wasn't intending to. kill the guy right he was just trying to. scare him you know and he [ __ ] i. guess that's how he was trying to phrase. it or maybe that's how he lives it. himself and convinces himself. but um but how dumb have to be to shoot. aimlessly at least if you're smart. you're going to shoot where you want to. shoot. yeah so then it's like oh i'm going to. shoot him in the leg so he doesn't die. yeah and i still get to be a shooter. yeah you know whereas i'm just going to.

shoot anywhere and see what happens you. can leave it up to the luck of the. bullets yeah that's insane maybe he. needs to i don't know i. he obviously made his specificity he. obviously wasn't the smartest guy which. is my point there's not much you can. learn in there you know it's very. political it doesn't really make much. sense you know that the inmates give. each each other a bunch of rules. and if you break them then you're. getting beat up by your own people and. was it scary. yeah it's. of course yeah but you know i'm sure you.

get used to it over over time you know. were you angry at like the system were. you angry at yourself like at that point. yourself like i [ __ ] got arrested for. the dumbest [ __ ] it's never something. planned you know it's usually something. that you just slip up. you know yeah. it's not even like. i've done way worse [ __ ] that i haven't. gotten trouble for never like hurt. anybody and nothing violent but like. yeah so it's just guilt feel dumb. and then like the only thing you can. really do is.

read like a bible or go to church they. have like a church on sunday oh really. yeah that god will find you in in jail. yeah you know and even the. like the the pastor priest or whatever. he's like telling you like you were put. here for a reason and like that'll. really like get you because you're like. i'm here i was here put here for a. reason maybe it is to find god yeah. that's why everybody leaves. lord it up oh yeah. and did you find where did you have some. a couple weeks where you were like in. the well you really got into the lord. club kind of. um.

well i was raised i believe in god so. yeah i believe i believe in god too yeah. um i don't know what exact religion fits. me perfectly right now at this moment. because like the the catholic church did. all that stuff with the kids and stuff. like that i don't know i don't want to. get into stuff like that. but um yeah i believe in god. well humans falter so much trying to sh. because you're trying to. share the or you're trying to share the. message of something that's. it's a lot of pressure for anybody to. put.

it's a lot of pressure to put on humans. to convey i feel like. the ability and the. the truth of what a god is i feel like. it doesn't seem like is it only human. like no matter the priest or the bishop. or whatever it's like that's a lot of. [ __ ] pressure that this dude's gonna. be the filter for that kind of [ __ ] yeah. yeah so you mask that you know you take. that kind of like that. i think a lot of those guys get a lot of.

power hungry power happy. a lot of them are on jets now and stuff. dude wearing like oh have you seen. righteous gemstones on hbo i love that. show god i wanted to be on there that. that's actually the inspiration behind. the mullet kenny powers not in that show. yeah eastbound and down oh of course for. me to get the moment i was like [ __ ]. i'm jumping out of cleaning. northeast bound and up dude. yeah what do you mean jeff whitaker. north oh yeah yeah just like i was just. saying where you're from but um. i'm just yeah i want to be on the same. wavelength as you feel your brain you.

got an interesting brain you're one of a. kind you got one you have a specific. style in your comedy that. i don't know who you are even close to. like compare you to you know. it's thanks man you know what i'm saying. right well i think you have a real. ability man that people love you for. some reason. yeah i don't know what it is did you. switch out producers because i i watched. a podcast episode i thought you had like. a small asian boy or was helping you in. nashville we have a fella oh yeah yeah. riley he's uh yeah he's still around he.

does a lot of he does a lot of stuff. with the church he's with the church and. so it's hard to get a hold of him you. know he's doing he does outings boy. scouts he's in him oh yeah he's a man. he's still doing boy scouts so he's. he's 20 i think 20. i got a bunch of 20. year olds working for me setting up my. [ __ ] and they all they're all [ __ ]. idiots they have no credentials to be. doing any of this stuff but i love them. they make me happy you know i don't care. if you know you don't you you have all. this [ __ ] gear and stuff if you just. make me happy you just got to be in a. good mood to film sometimes you know.

like this guy when i first came in here. and saw him he got me right out of it. you know yeah he loves you nick's a big. fan of yours. big fan of yours too thank you for. setting this up yeah nixon nick's done a. great job man he's helped this podcast. so much over the years but yeah having a. [ __ ] bunch of 20 year olds you know. that energy is fun because they're just. like they're it's so funny. they say no calf all the time like stop. saying that [ __ ] [ __ ] around here. yeah they're all wearing chains and like. getting to baby tattoos yeah yeah yeah. they talking about little oozy vert and.

stuff like that. they keep me. young but also you know now i might what. if there's a draft we might lose them. all you know i'm having no team that'll. rope up all my 20 year old guys i can't. imagine if there's a draft dude we're. gonna be basically gonna be a bunch of. people. hiding with vapes on the front line. exactly. damn we're [ __ ] now. they're all going to be doing those like. looted [ __ ] uh stick talks and [ __ ]. they're gonna be yeah.

yeah it's a viral tick tock war in. afghanistan those new ones you haven't. seen the ones that got everyone hanging. on the plane uh i've seen some of that. yesterday yes. but i haven't seen that that [ __ ] isn't. doesn't drive you [ __ ] nuts like. we're over here talking about it's tough. to get in here do a podcast once a week. and these guys are hanging on the sides. of planes because their lives are so. [ __ ] right but it's like what it. it does but then it's like if it weren't. for social media and stuff.

i wouldn't know about that which is or. some of it i wouldn't see and it's okay. it doesn't mean that i don't want to. know about it but it's it's interesting. the amount of stuff we know about now i. don't know if we can handle it as humans. i don't know if we're built to handle. all of this stuff it's like somebody you. know because then what can you or i do. we could donate we could join the. service if we get drafted yeah we could. help an afghan friend or something i. think joining the service is the only. like actual thing that we could do. really like posting something on your. social media yeah you're bringing.

awareness to it and there's enough. awareness bro there's so much awareness. we don't need any more awareness i know. people is dumb i know people are. starving. i know people are. doing rapes i know people are. unhappy i know people are mentally. unwell i'm live inside of one i know. people that shot people in the head yeah. there you go yeah yeah. even though it was the guy who moved his. head into the bullets. yeah [ __ ] but the awareness too much. yeah we don't need any more awareness.

i'm so aware bro that it's like but it's. money for people because it's clicks you. know we need clicks we need to [ __ ]. get some clicks on this you pro backs or. anti huh. let's talk taliban let's talk [ __ ]. building seven. real [ __ ] let's get some let's go. if you don't believe in time building. seven. oh yeah if you don't believe in power. seven i don't even know if you're inside. it was inside i mean look there's a guy. running out with an ij tattoo on his. wrist you can see it bro they found it. in a video my mom was in she was in the. tower she was in the first hour i know.

she was the secretary. yeah but she doesn't think it's an. inside job i'm always trying to get her. and like having the kids and my 20 year. old employees they'll call her and. they'll be like we we believe it was. aliens that flew the planes in and my. mom's like what are you what are these. guys smoking that are working for you. [Laughter]. aliens flew the [ __ ] planes into the. towers it's like atmosphere. yeah yeah she thinks everything i do is. [ __ ] like i don't know she watches. all my stuff oh of course man my mom.

does too. oh yeah yeah i think it makes them feel. like closer to you or i don't know i. think i'm sure my mom has gotten to know. me way better through my podcast than. 100 percent human i never talked about. drug use in front of my parents any. vulnerable [ __ ] nothing even that stuff. i said about i might get yelled at. because saying i'm not catholic. technically anymore i might get whacked. when i you know my mom might be waiting. in the parking lot. you know. they're driving across country right now. they got an rv they're retired so. they're coming to see you yeah yeah.

they're driving across the country. they're stopping at some campgrounds and. stuff like that do they stay at like uh. koa and stuff like that. um i don't know what that is. it's like a it's a just a sir it's like. a safe enough like a trailer park term. yeah koa's like. they got clean bathrooms sometimes they. have like a uh. little group center in the middle oh. there we go yeah i think they're doing. stuff like this i sent i was out in. malibu shooting some stuff and i found a. campsite that was on the water and i. sent the like a video to my dad and he. was like.

as expensive [ __ ] like i'm gonna find. like a piece of [ __ ] lot for [ __ ] 20. bucks. yeah he was pissed off he just gets. pissed i'm just sending him to send him. a video you know yeah look at this nice. campground. he gets mad. do you think getting mad is like a new. yorker it's just it's a natural. first-rate it's like saying hello a. little bit yeah it wouldn't be normal if. if he was like oh that's really nice i. would love to visit i'd be like what the. [ __ ] dad. would you wouldn't you [ __ ] turn gay. or something yeah what's going on bob.

you get it or what you got something to. tell me a mom huh let me get grandma on. the line oh [ __ ] grandma's dead we'll. get a ouija board she needs to hear this. um. what about this right here what do you. think about this man this just happened. look at that body on the pitcher pitch. baseball players physiques are so funny. to me you know because their athletes. are pro athletes but they don't have to. be. like ripped or like ufc fighters you. have to use every pound on your body. that's a good muscle you know these guys.

don't give a [ __ ] they're out doing blow. and [ __ ] eating fried chicken. and then they get up the next day and. just throw a 99 mile an hour fastball. that's really all you got to worry about. just this thing making sure this is good. that might be the one you might be. talking about the white sox specifically. but there are a lot of good i think. there's a lot of i think some guys every. now and then you get that still kind of. thicky thick guy out there. now what are you doing now that guy's. got some beef on him oh yeah he does. you're right you got a belly be very. better careful.

well folks i think i missed the whole. uh point of this video so he said. something racist to him yeah that was. actually that this is this was actually. him he did he did a little asian accent. now what do you do. this is the see like. we can't change this you know we have no. power over this there's nothing we can. do about this right yeah we can't change. this at all we're spreading awareness. right now. did you see that video of the girls. getting her hand bit by the alligator i.

haven't. can you look that up yeah do we want to. play this one yeah let's just get. through this what do you think about. this man did you hear the guy he said. he's about to he's about to do the. accent and then they cut to after his. suspension when he returned and he. apologizes to the shohio time. now what do you do with shoei ohtani. be very better careful. oh the announcer did it yeah you didn't. even notice it the first time i didn't. even notice it no dinger man damn you. gotta know your [ __ ] place he got. suspended too for it and here's his.

apology well folks uh shohei watani has. come to the plate and uh it's been. brought to my attention and i sincerely. apologize if i offended anybody. especially anybody in the asian. community. for what i said about pitching and being. careful you just started a world war bro. that's america's favorite past time. we're putting chinese racism in there. that's [ __ ] terrible i thought it was. the players going at it back and forth. and i'm like this is just [ __ ] talk at. first i didn't i wasn't paying attention.

really i was thinking about that. alligator video with the girl and her. hand getting caught in there. yeah. but yeah no that's terrible yeah do you. think you think it's terrible that the. guy did it. you got to know your spot you're an. announcer you know like i'm scared to do. live podcasts because i might slip up. i'm just i don't give a [ __ ] about what. i say sometimes and there's like no. filters so. i won't do live sometimes but this guy. knows you're live and. you don't have a crew of 20 year olds. that are going to edit this after you. know be there i got i got the story.

wrong that was the same game his next. step at and today he has been suspended. indefinitely jack morris the announcer. even after his apology on air. i feel like you let the man have an. apology maybe you maybe you suspend him. a game but i don't think it goes any. further than that it didn't i feel like. you can blatantly hear from his. intention that it didn't he didn't mean. anything. maybe somebody he who he knows who's. japanese has always said that in his. life or something sometimes you get a.

thing stuck in your head that come out. yeah i don't know. like baseball commentary. it's like. maybe that's not for you maybe you. wanted to be a comedian if you're trying. to make jokes and get laughs maybe you. should be trying that out of the laugh. factory you know not on a [ __ ]. baseball game. yeah but do you think what do you think. do you think his intention that's why i. wonder what was his intention. trying to get laughs i think guys also. maybe 70 years old do we know how old he. is. just out of touch. yeah you know probably he needs some.

[ __ ] whoa kids around him to teach. him you can't be doing that [ __ ] this is. 20 21. he needs some kids to teach him. that aliens. are what those kids tell your parents. building seven yeah. building seven so you need to watch your. [ __ ] japanese accent yeah okay what. are you doing man yeah we got bigger. fists to fry. in like our country here dude it's crazy. we can get china's flu but we can't do. an accent of them for two seconds. baseball game they don't [ __ ] around.

they don't have youtube instagram none. of the [ __ ] we have they ban everything. except they do have tick tock though man. oh yeah i have a chinese a friend of. mine is a chinese masseuse this lady. yuli. and she uh. shows me your tick tocks but how come we. don't i don't see chinese tick tocks i. don't think they let us see theirs. really so she has one that she's able to. use i think because i don't know she is. chinese maybe her phone program is from. china. yeah. yeah i think she'd be paying roaming. pull up the crocodile video if you could.

find it yes this is interesting and and. not to take away from this this is a. serious issue but this crocodile video. it's not you're gonna appreciate because. this this girl they're both different. crocodiles one of them is freaking one. of the crocodiles is uh. big brother and the other crocodile is. an actual crocodile. okay look at the way this girl handled. this situation here i could. see know my my uh my sister mm-hmm doing. something like this because she works.

with animals she's a. a racehorse owner she owns a resources. she lives out in kentucky for equestrian. uh no racehorses. like thoroughbreds so uh. and she does jiu jitsu so watch how this. girl handles this because this animal is. goes to [ __ ] tear her arm. [Music]. look at that. this is not the video i saw on instagram. it's got. it is it is the same video but i don't.

know why they needed to break down the. backstory on the crocodile's life. you know that's how they do it now dude. where it's who it's a whole iceland. documentary yeah this thing was at nobu. before it showed up. yeah that's the one we want warning. reminds me of my 15 year old french. bulldog delete.

so look she goes in there now with it. the thing's locked in look at the roll. she rolls with it to save her arm and. then she body triangles them look at. that body triangle she must be a. she must be at least a purple belt. right. have you learned that move yet. yeah i think i have i'm only once drive. wipeout. this is what you got to do to get the. black belt you got to get in the crock. tank. oh i left last session i couldn't even. find parking that's why so that's where. i'm at right now oh yeah.

it's do you go through phases of stuff. like yeah i go to phases where literally. i'll get my ribs cracked and i can't go. for two and a half weeks that's what my. biggest problem is oh so it's a body you. give it out yeah it really is and that's. almost sad but part of that's depressing. too yeah but take me through some of. this jeff this is interesting because. this i feel like is the difference. between you and me like i would like to. watch that shohei ohtani thing and talk. about the race and you're like no. you want to get r you want to see some. races an alligator she's using bjj. brazilian art form of martial arts and.

once we discuss it i agree with you way. better dude yeah. i i love the way that i don't want to. come on here and start you know. switching up topics and stuff if you had. plans to talk about that we go back to. the baseball stuff no you know way more. than i do about how to do this kind of. thing man i think this is good and i. think that you. i love the way you took us through it. dude i love the role i don't even know. if i would have noticed the thing roll. like that. yeah i i don't know uh maybe you know i. just.

and she rolled that's total bjj right. there yeah yeah and then they wrapped it. up the body triangle and while her. hand's locked in teeth there's teeth. going through her wrist right now she. stays in and looks there's to keep your. composure no nonsense keith peterson. jumping in there at the end look at that. yeah this guy was scared to get in there. he's like first. i should have left he called in. who is he yeah he's the guy. that's a good bro what a freaking cop. out yelling we got trouble in here when. you're the dude who's supposed to be. yeah. yeah.

yeah thank god that girl is trained you. know yeah that's crazy she was she's. mentally tough too yeah. yeah my sister does bjj she's a purple. belt so i that reminds me of her kind of. are you guys pretty close. yeah i mean i'll beat the [ __ ] out of. her now yeah that's like she's older. than me so she used to kick my ass when. i was younger but you know. i wouldn't i wouldn't want to you know. roll with her i wouldn't. you know. how how mcgregor starts his fights out.

he puts the push kick test him just get. away karen i don't wanna go right now. we're 30s we're in our 30s. dude his first my sister's get away. and i'm jeff my mom. predicted memes. while the aliens were flying the [ __ ]. planes into the towers my mom was out. predicting memes she knew she's like i'm. gonna [ __ ] my kids for life right into. tower seven baby towers having. productions dude that's our new. production company jeff and karen. oh is this mcgregor's tweets but dude.

mcgregor does do that it's like yeah. he's like back up karen it's almost like. you want like you got a homeless guy. coming out on the street i don't want to. risk you know catching any like blood. blood to blood contact so let me just. do the push kick and it's very much like. you don't want these hands so i'm going. to let you know that by just i'm going. to put this so you know what and if you. keep coming then it's gonna be these and. feel like uh like this in mma is a good. technique to start out the fight like.

push them away but also if you try that. out on the street you might hit nuts and. you might hit [ __ ] and that's there's. no timeouts on the street so that's an. effective way. to get to not engage in and to throw a. shot but also like say like look you. don't [ __ ] want it they might get hit. in the nuts you could take off you know. before the cops get there like look i'm. still going to dinner with my wife yeah. yeah exactly we're going to be at no. yeah you might have some dress shoes on. or something yeah. [Music]. i wonder if you suck if you saw him in.

person you ever met connor in person no. me neither but i wonder if you saw him. in person if he looks because some. fighters if they had on a hoodie yeah. you may have no idea if it weren't for. the ears you know yeah. um. yeah what happened with connor connor. and uh cormier got into it yeah uh. connors. took umbrage with some criticism that. daniel corbyn made on one of his mma. shows and he just started going off on. daniel cormier daniel corman is a fat. mess.

getting into worse condition by the day. god bless i mean he's retired you know. showing up drunk at media events the. very day before he was in the booth. calling my fight oh he so he was upset. at bias commentating. so he was imagine if he had that [ __ ]. baseball commentator on his fight yeah. he probably would have loved doing the. irish accent yeah i can't help but do. the irish accent and i don't know if. that's you know that's a great point if. that would have been an irish guy i bet. there's no problem because i [ __ ]. [ __ ] love it yeah it's just [ __ ].

to be honest i don't give a [ __ ] oh [ __ ]. you mister it's a hard accent to do but. it's just so fun if i was commentating. the fights if i was daniel cormier i'd. be cancelled big time because i would. just do the whole fight in an irish. accent but i i don't think you'd get in. trouble for irish accent would you think. you'd get in trouble i mean if conor's. just pissed about. him gaining weight. on his own in his in his own life in his. own time i think he's just going to be. pissed about everything that cormier. does and cor look let's be honest dude.

cormier is that thicky you know what i'm. saying he's built like uh like winnie. the pooh. went to freaking crossfit for two years. yeah you know he's got that he has the. body style you're talking that babe ruth. body style where it's just he got all. the body you got every part. and you're still great at whatever your. sport is yeah and and that's a perfect. example because it's mma where you have. to you know make weight but he's a. heavyweight so yeah you could be 265 you. get up there but now you got guys like. inganu that are now using every.

like. cubic square of [ __ ] muscle on your. body has to be like lean muscle you know. and gone was a [ __ ] specimen man that. guy is terrifying you see the picture of. him next to the the smallest heavyweight. champ like the the heavyweight champ. next to the lightweight flyweight straw. weight. i don't know all the weights there's too. many i'm like a. mine would be just wait dude i need a. few minutes before i go in the ring. that's my weight look at this. oh my god that's that brian moreno.

brandon yeah brandon moreno wow the. lightest ufc champion and the heaviest. oh my god and the crazy part is ngano. seems like the nicest guy in the world. yeah french yeah jackson. the french are coming up bro that's. cyril gagne. nganu yeah that's gonna be a good fight. who'da thought. um. let's go back what did cormier respond. nick. he said.

i bet you and god will run right through. that wall. we can't no problem. oh yeah. two reps. he'll hit it and then go again yeah he. might just punch through it i went to. the ufc pi in vegas and they have that. thing where you you punch and it tells. you like how much your velocity is or. whatever the [ __ ] yeah and i hit that. [ __ ] as hard as i could and i couldn't. even get a third of what ingano got. really yeah and i had a shot i was there. with a pro fighter and he got less than. i did and ngano was punching.

you know three times harder than that. what the [ __ ]. it's [ __ ] insane were you with sugar. shawn. no i i just [ __ ] pulled in i said i. was with the elk boys oh yeah i wasn't i. wasn't with anybody i was just like i. was just [ __ ] i respect that yeah. i snuck in i infiltrated the ufc pi. no i had a friend there that was. training but that it would have been. cooler if i just left it the other story. yeah i lied i'm i'm an elk boy i like. that dude. i think uh.

i don't even know if i know the note i. mean i know who the nuk boys are but i. don't know if i know any of them in. person yeah oh steve i met. yeah i feel like you get along with them. i met some of them. and they're hustling yeah they're doing. their thing oh yeah they're kind of like. in the same world do you ever feel like. the same world that you guys are yeah. 100 yeah that's so cool that so many. people kind of cross over each other and. do stuff together. yeah. good guys.

um. [Music]. i got they they make some edgy jokes. they got me in trouble one time they. sent me a package of merch. and one of their shirts had epstein on. it. and. my friend one of my friends he looks. like a young epstein he's like a little. rat looking face. and i always call him epstein so i made. a joke as a i was promoting their merch. because they sent me a nice big box and. then i was getting canceled just for. promoting their merch. so i mean it's just what you give a [ __ ]. to is there value in getting canceled.

these days like my friend morgan wallin. he has like he got cancer or whatever. and he's like the biggest musician in. the world the n-word situation yeah yeah. um. i mean he's a big now he's i think he's. the biggest i mean he's basically like. the. okay he's like the male katy perry now. yeah oh yeah i mean you're saying that. he'll be on tour for 10 years if he. wants to i think anyway. so that actually helped his career it. definitely didn't hurt him i think the. way that they beat the media beat him.

down about it it just helped him it's. almost like if you want to sell a good. tour. get cancelled first not that morgan. couldn't have without it but i. apologized or did he just yeah he kind. of did no he did a little bit of like. the song and dance you know that they. make you do yeah for sure well he grew. up in the south yeah where you know did. he get a pass from somebody. because i don't know if i don't i know. that doesn't count but no but it kind of. i mean look he called it like uh. he called his friend his white friend a.

[ __ ] ass n word yeah you know yeah and. he didn't say er he said a yeah which. you can buy in music so to me i to me. and a lot of my black friends didn't. even think it was a big deal yeah you. know it's really just the media but if. you can get the media to bite into yeah. something controversial i wonder do you. think it can help your vibe these days. yeah yeah. i mean if if if that's part of your. brand and you just double down on it and. you don't apologize you just say this is. who i am and i made a mistake times are.

changing you know i don't know this is. [ __ ] i probably shouldn't comment on. on this stuff oh i don't know i think. it's interesting yeah um. but i just feel like is cancel culture. now something people can use as leverage. to be a better. to promote it's almost like like six. nine did if you watch that documentary. about six nine. his whole thing was like six nine is a. documentary bro and it's multiple yeah. and it's fascinating bro his whole thing. was to me. i'm gonna tell these rappers rappers are.

not tough anymore mm-hmm the guys who. were shooting each other they both shot. each other biggie shot tupac tupac shot. biggie yeah they shoot at the same time. how'd that even happen. and here's what it was like a month. apart or something right oh one of them. must have shot straight up in the air. then dude. crazy bro but here's the thing he. realized you're like none of these dudes. all of them are just about like internet. cloud anymore there's no real killers. yeah i'm gonna call all of them [ __ ]. yeah and that's what he started doing.

and he's right none of them are going to. kill they all just want to have their. it's more dangerous to be a youtuber. because now you'll be like called out to. box and okay now you got to actually. fight you know. so you got to be more hardcore to be a. [ __ ] youtuber now than a rapper i was. talking about bro that's so true. i was so talking to yogati the other day. and he was like what's the deal with all. these uh youtubers boxing and money in. that and i was like well back in the day. when rappers had beef they would just. shoot each other now.

like youtubers in our world they found a. way to. resolve that conflict and also monetize. it. and. you know like some people get in the box. and they love it like the paul brothers. they actually. live and breathe boxing now yeah move. their trainers into their houses like. they are putting millions into their. training camps and. they're. you know they have resources that are. better than most fighters have you know. a lot of a lot of these fighters are. getting paid two grand a fight if that. you know how do you pay for training. they're like grateful just to get in the. gym yeah.

yeah i think it's just fascinating yeah. why aren't these rappers like if they. have any real beef it's like the rappers. have turned into. the actors yeah and the youtubers are. the [ __ ] ones that are actually about. it let's settle the beef yeah look at us. we're in combat sports training what. then what the [ __ ] yeah what are we. preparing for. i don't know i would be willing to fight. someone in a couple of years oh yeah i. think. somebody like around. i think if brendan shaw lost he's a you.

know british i'll do it and i do a show. called king and the sting and he. formerly did ufc. but if you he's a heavyweight though you. can go after him i'd have to gain 40. you'd have to lose 40. oh so he would be [ __ ]. a toothpick and you would bulk up like. cormier probably yeah. i don't know i'd probably go after. somebody with a little less experience. because he actually has octagon. experience yeah you're right maybe bobby. lee he wrestled in high school he'd. probably leave a perfect match up it'd. be good [ __ ] talk back and forth on. stage you know press conference you get.

up there you [ __ ] do the accent like. that you get canceled your career blows. up. and then you [ __ ]. beat his ass yeah dude. beat him up actually i could beat him up. i think i'd hate to didn't he say uh. some martial arts experience or is that. just me he does but i bet it's deep into. his bone marrow now i mean it is he's. put uh he's more and it's embedded in. his brain it's his instinct now it's. actually more dangerous at its. instinctual because he could just you. know rekindle that. that's a good point. and his body's parts aren't far apart.

so i feel like he can like manage his. body. you know like some remote controls like. the original playstation controller like. there was just a couple buttons and it. was close and easy and then you got that. xbox thing you're like. yes i think i have too many. whereas he's just like you know yeah. it's more straight punches down the. middle that's all you need one too yeah. that's all you need to know. a lot of people don't know bobby. wrestled uh at poway. where's it at poway high school. uh this guy has a question about.

employment for each one of you is this. dopa's yola it looks like it but i don't. think it is. what's up brad king. jeff how we doing it's your boy meter. from jersey um. theo's a big dp fan uh that's poirier. not the other thing and jeff likes. connor i mean would you guys ever you. know get in the ring fight [ __ ]. ratting me right out over here i mean. i think uh. i think theo would uh sleep jeff in like.

30 seconds don't drive us against each. other bro we just met we're [ __ ]. finally warming up to each other and you. want to drive us against each other and. he [ __ ] ratted me out and being a. connor fan yeah. you know i look. i don't like conor's actions recently. colin cormier fat [ __ ] is kind of a. little funny yeah you know like yeah. he's he's got to. work on his respect levels right now but. also he's going through some serious. [ __ ] he's got a life-changing injury. right now when i was when i smashed my. [ __ ] head off the crane i was saying.

all types of bat [ __ ] crazy stuff i. still am today i probably said things on. the podcast. you know yeah well at least you could. use a crane andrea if anybody was like. why did he say that be like just show a. picture of a freaking big john deere you. know what i'm saying yeah. yeah you're done you could say whatever. you want yeah you're mentally. handicapped blame it on the crane dude. blame it on the crane uh i made a song. about it too you did yeah at the end of. the documentary you'll see it so yeah i. skydive into a musical performance at. the end i couldn't figure out how to end. it i was like this is some sad [ __ ] it.

got real dark and then i just wanted to. end it on a happy note so i covered. higher from creed ooh. yeah i was [ __ ] jumped out of the ai. jumped out of a hot air balloon and then. i just started singing and it was like. like because i can't sing i'm not a. musician but i could do like funny. singing voices yeah. so i did that and then i reached out to. him and he like gave me the rights to to. do it or whatever really yeah that's. awesome have you ever done uh the one. that josh adam myers does at the comedy.

at the uh. jam jam uh. he has comedians and entertainers come. on stage and sing with a live band like. you you you god damn comedy jam goddamn. comedy oh damn i don't i don't know if i. could do that i could do it for like if. i sold tickets my own tour i could do it. for my own fans but going out there for. people that don't know me and then i. just started doing a shitty cover of. creed i did it it was bad everybody did. it like open mics i don't know where. does that route no no it's not an open. mic it's like a real show so they've. just the crowd is there just they know.

it's comedians and entertainers or uh. comedians performing. music that are not singers so they know. but it's a real band and it's like a. good people are just having fun but. people like the average person has way. more musical talent than i do really. yeah i don't have any i i have like. like bad music what skills do you think. you actually have like what are some of. your honestly what are your skills. fighting i could probably [ __ ]. take off the average youtuber's head in. a boxing match you know um have you. thought about challenging anybody.

yeah i've been doing it on my own. podcast people are sick of it there i. just call somebody out every week and. nobody's taking the bait right now what. about ethan klein. oh yeah that but i mean he wouldn't take. the bait i mean what's in it for him. money yeah you know how much money can. you possibly give him he's not gonna do. it he wouldn't do it i would love that. match up because he's [ __ ]. you know said some things about me but. it you know he's a heavyweight he would. probably like to do a debate like a. mental battle what about trisha pattaya. i mean that's man a woman that'd be a.

new thing you'd have to get trained i. thought she. not sure you would have to get a whole. new league of like uh who's even down to. put that on that bare knuckle they put. on [ __ ] triller would probably put it on. filler would hit they don't give a [ __ ]. bro triller is basically like any time. i've ever been in a huge nightclub in. jacksonville and had to go find the. bathroom yeah that is what i feel like. i'm wandering through when i watch. trailer somebody's singing over here in. this corner it's very poorly lit i. wouldn't there's a fries. a rematch with the crocodile on that.

girl they might try to they might try to. set that up and just promote it the. rematch of the crocodile versus the mma. girl. dude that's where we're headed it's. definitely getting interesting it's like. we're all heading into this space where. it's like. there's just the. things are just publicized fights now. the ufc is like the biggest sport in. america yeah. i realize it's my favorite sport same. it's it's great football used to be my. favorite sport [ __ ] that lynn running. around with helmets on and gear throwing. a ball around yeah just put two men in.

only one can win yeah you know you have. to make that man [ __ ] either quit or. go to sleep go unconscious you know. what better what's better than that do. you think you could have done it looking. back on your life if you'd gotten into. it early and really trained do you think. you'd had a chance in it um do you have. that thing. i don't know i don't know uh. i mean i got in plenty of fights growing. up but i've lost some you know. that might have [ __ ] up my momentum. you know if i had a loss like who'd you.

lose you do you remember. i mean i've had group fights where i. just got clipped from the side and stuff. like that yeah i remember i lost uh. this one fight or fought some guy on. steroids he was on performance-enhancing. drugs we i wouldn't test him or anything. after that he. walked around school saying i'm off the. wheat i'm on the juice oh yeah he's a. real juice head and yeah just [ __ ] i. was out of my weight class so i have. weight classes you know i tried to go. after a [ __ ] big dog i got [ __ ]. pummeled yeah. i thought it was a humbling experience.

you know i wouldn't change a thing. except maybe the [ __ ] you know the. crane i lost the fight to the crane yeah. but even that i got tko'd i didn't even. get knocked out that's awesome that was. a 2k there's a doctor stoppage actually. that one was a doctor. with the crane. the [ __ ] crane dude we should do a. fight review sometime i wonder if that. would be cool or not you and me. commentating i think i think we just. came up with a goddamn. you know and get a fighter too we have. to get somebody who fights who knows. what they're talking about do we. i think we know enough.

i don't think we do. we could just do [ __ ] accents like. that guy yeah and you know oh coming to. the plate. we'll get views. we'll lose all our sponsors i'm sure. liquid death will stick around but well. they're in it for the long haul dude. going to jail. that was your conor mcgregor if. anybody's wondering yeah that was my. connor man oh yeah. oh i'm gonna fight you bubbe. they're all bad man wow i mean i get a.

lot of practice all i do on my podcast. is talk about myself and do conor. mcgregor impressions people are pissed. but i'm warming up to it. yeah i'm getting used to it i got a. sound board and stuff so i got i got the. 20 year olds i believe in aliens flying. planes and they're just hitting buttons. all day. and it throws off any form of. conversation that gets started oh yeah. but i think that's like what i'm used to. because i'm in the younger generation. where everything's just quicker and we. cut ours those edits it's not like rogan. where it's just they sit down and have a. conversation and they could just talk. for three hours yeah.

it's hard to be on joe rogan do you. have a catheter tube hooked up to your. penis i'm gonna do those because i gotta. piss right now and i feel like we've. been going only for like a half hour. yeah two and a half two hours i had to. pee so bad. i remember some of my all my thoughts. started to have like it was on an ocean. do you get nervous to tell him like can. i take a piss break yeah yeah because i. got a little of that right now yeah i. don't want to interrupt the show but i. gotta piss back yeah go peeing we'll. come answer this question from this. young lady okay yeah we'll come right. back for this damn i was holding that in. you were you weren't pissed off that i.

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hi jeff hi theo my question for you jeff. is did you really lose your virginity at. age 12. and if you could go back and change. things do you think you would still lose. your virginity at age 12. um love you theo. love you so much jeff. gang gang snip snip. so if somebody's been neutered. if i could go back and change anything. i'll go back to when i recorded that.

video and said that it was 12 because i. think it was like 14 or 15. yeah i think. i exaggerated a little bit when i said. that but. she did some deep diving research for. that and so i love you back and i. appreciate you for watching all my stuff. way back then when i said that in a. video because i was new to youtube i was. just blurting [ __ ] out yeah it's been. [ __ ] 12 or whatever i didn't know i. was going to stick and resonate with. people i might change. how this girl lives her life well what. if she lost her virginity at a young age. because you did because i did so what if. some 12 year old watches that and you're.

like you know what i'm going to go. outside right now and bang somebody i. know i know so yeah if i could change. anything i would go back to when i said. that because that was a lie and i'm. spreading misinformation. i must have been 14 15 which is still. early but yeah but in new jersey is that. early i feel our new york is i feel like. that's freaking after that movie kids i. feel like it's like anybody so you gotta. hump by the time you hit a hit about. eighth grade yeah no i had already been. in and out of gangs multiple gangs. different [ __ ] yeah.

yeah so i grew up different but i don't. i don't. suggest it i don't recommend you do the. same thing i did but you know i don't. regret it whatever there's a little gang. life i think that lady looks like she. could use definitely would you want a. gang something light nothing heavy you. know maybe a book club that also buys. knives or something mm-hmm you know she. might ever be part of one yeah she's. watching both of us i think yeah yeah. she's not doing yet she's definitely. doing great. it's funny to see the crossover people. that watch the both of us because i saw.

you posted a picture on instagram saying. that i was coming on. and like the picture you picked of me. was it that was the old version of me i. had no mullet you know i wasn't my true. form at that point. and there were people on there like who. the [ __ ] is this guy like [ __ ] this who. is this somebody wrote me who's this. oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's pretty cool. i thought god damn. yeah that is pretty cool. yeah all right well i guess you have. some messages but yeah i saw like like. people comment and stuff like that they. were pissed off so it's interesting to.

see like these videos it's nice that we. do have. crossover fan bases yeah her. that's. it and anybody yeah anybody who likes. getting their haircut uniquely yeah. which i think is so many people now have. mullets man i know it's kind of a little. frustrating because we had we had our. thing you know me you and kenny powers. and now it's kenny really he launched it. years ago but it didn't really pick up. it was almost just like a look at the. past kind of because he i think was a. character from the past you know yeah.

it's kind of like he plays a an. exaggerated version of himself i i just. before i finish i don't want to leave. out roof raft because i know that's a. buddy of yours yeah i've spoken to him. too about doing stuff together uh like. shooting a. uh podcast or something together and i. know he's a an avid mullet. representation. he's an average he's a piece of hit him. riffraff should be in a museum yeah some. people are like a segment of time. trapped in a person. and riffraff is like 19.

for me. and this is judgment. he's like. 19 8 like 9 89 to like 94. oh damn. 89. really wow yeah yeah he's you i feel. like both you guys have that in you. you're both. unique in your own ways oh yeah similar. extremely unique man. because i went everyone to his place man. i went to his place in florida and he. took me like immediately like dirt bike. riding in his neighborhood and quading.

in his neighborhood and it's not like a. neighborhood aquatic in so the neighbors. are all like oh you know yeah they're. all like taking their trash out but. that's the only time that dirt biking or. quad is fun when it's on the streets. illegally yeah and if somebody's. flipping you off while you do it yeah. yeah and you're gonna go to a dirt track. and do it the right way you got to load. it on the truck and get it off and all. that [ __ ] and your mom's there. when you get a track yeah sign off this. [ __ ] [ __ ] it just ride it down the. street. join a gang. yeah new york and the dirt bikers in new. york like meek mill and like over there.

on the east coast oh yeah we would just. ride the dirt bikes in the street it's. way more fun the cops come to chase you. just skid go the other way that's. legendary i went to jail for that too. you did yeah one time but i feel like a. lot of things it seemed like you would. get stopped for was there an act did you. rebel against police and that also. helped you get to jail i wonder was. there an extra element yeah yeah oh yeah. [ __ ] you yeah that's what i see i see. like okay there's this one introductory. element where about 80 percent of people.

may be making out. yeah but whitake is like nah [ __ ] you i. got myself in a deeper hole. i'm like that kid in the breakfast club. where he's like he's like you got. detention and i'm like [ __ ] you and he's. like say something again and he's like. he just keeps saying it that's me i keep. getting time added on. yeah dude yeah you basically stopped by. a police officer to ask for directions. and next thing you know you're in. freaking solitary confinement for a year. what the [ __ ] did i do. yeah. um that's a good question that lady had.

man. i remember being young and having sex. man and that was the best time to be. sober enough sober sexist for children. i've always said that. and i believe i was 17 man. but when you're when and once you hit. like 12th you're just trying to find. somebody who will let you put your penis. in them i feel like you just want to get. it done so you could tell your friends. that you did it yeah and tell yourself. you can do it uh-huh. yeah because you're this you're this. weird thing that wants to have sex and.

that hasn't done your base it's like the. legend of zelda kinda. now see i don't even know what zelda is. but i i can kind of understand yeah it's. like final fantasy or some game you know. it's like i gotta get to the end i gotta. defeat the boss you know yeah the vulva. or whatever i just pissed off half your. audience there not knowing what zelda is. no they don't have them i just wasn't. into games the only video games i played. was grand theft auto just go beat. somebody up if you don't feel like. playing the game. that wasn't grand theft auto dude that.

was your 20s okay. look at the miami drinking days vice. city too it is very blended that time. reality and me playing that game in my. childhood i might be mixing some [ __ ] up. that's probably why i said i was 12 when. i [ __ ] lost my virginity of course. you did i was thinking about the game oh. you're throwing somebody out of a cab. bro yeah i was a little prostitute and. grand theft auto. yeah yeah you do have kind of like a uh. like a grand theft auto kind of history. i feel like i live my life like grand.

theft auto yeah still to this day even. my place that i live in my apartment. it's designed like the mission. like room everything i i do i go out i. do a heist i bring it back there. we sort out all the goods. you know it's just that's my mission. room you have one of those big bank. vault wheels on the front of your. refrigerator on the fridge. it's like pretty much sneak up on this. snack pretty much um. yeah do you remember losing your. virginity man was it a scary time was it. a good time yeah for me it was a it was.

a scary time i was in the backyard of my. friend tom's house we used to hang out. over at tom's house in his basement. that's where all the whatever we could. get into any trouble you know tom's. parents didn't really give a [ __ ] he had. like a. we all live in duplexes and my my house. was not a duplex but pretty much. 90 of houses in staten island or duplex. maybe even a. a triplex or something yeah families all. living in the same you could smell the. neighbors cooking when it comes to the. event yeah yeah we used to have that we. lived in a fourplex oh yeah warplex and.

our neighbors made liver all the time. and we would all win it when the liver. smoke would come through the vents bro. we would lose it as kids we would go. hide like it was literally like this. weird game of hide-and-go-seek that. happened i forgot about that. second the liver smoke it would. literally the smoke of it would come. through the vents i just got so lost in. that i forgot we were even talking about. i went back to thinking about riff. raff's hairline oh yeah i just would. love to fix it just line it up yeah he. pushes it back too much. he's got his boy maserati matt i think. who cuts him up man oh yeah i don't want.

to disrespect him i was writing that i. take it back his hairline's perfect. i don't want to get barber beef you know. no no. uh. and was it a scary time what happened. was he was a. you met you knew the girl oh yeah so. tom's parents would be up on the third. floor and we would have the basement. down so now we're down like four levels. we're underground we could do whatever. we want down there. beautiful finally we get some. girls over to tom's basement and then. that's finally when i was able to close.

the deal now we're both girls that night. was it a plan like we're all going i had. to go out in the backyard because. the basement down there there was always. people hanging out it wasn't it was like. this room pretty much you know so we. couldn't get anything done in there we. went out in the backyard. on a beach towel oh yeah this is where i. lost my virginity it was the first time. yeah i hope my [ __ ] mother doesn't. watch this one she knows she knows in. her heart that's two things that i said. she knows the way that you came home. after that and complained about the. sandwich that you were that she made for. you she came back with an attitude yeah.

yeah hey mom make me a sandwich. i got a [ __ ] beach towel on my back. yeah damn. i have four months like have you been to. jones beach is that you guys jones yeah. i went to jones beach as a kid oh that's. cool i caught a fish there i caught a. striped bass off the beach wow. yeah maybe that's what i need as you. know we were talking about the reset. button earlier maybe it's just a good. fishing trip with your old man you know. just go out on a boat. or a lake. you know whatever on the ocean or lake. whatever just fishing.

yeah i feel like i'm always searching. for a reset do you feel like that yeah. yeah because things are going good for. me right now i am actually resetting. them starting back up the barbershop. show and that was kind of stressful to. kind of reset that because it's. something i'm so. used to i did it for so long and i'm. like i'm proud of those episodes that we. did. and now we got to kind of. start that back up again and do that. character it's kind of a bad [ __ ] crazy. barber was it a real uh was that really.

the way it ended with the guy. that was kind of like a. metaphor yeah it was like me letting go. of the old me that would burn down his. restaurant if he [ __ ] me over and said. you know you gotta get your [ __ ] out of. my house. which was my house yeah he moved into my. house. then went and had the successful. business i would have [ __ ] burned it. down but because of my love and respect. for his family. and me putting that old version of. myself behind. that was me transitioning in that moment.

yeah it's it's very weird that all this. happens on a haircut show. all you have to do is cut the person's. hair and interview them but but haircuts. such a changing of the guard when you go. get a haircut it's such a like no pun. intended yeah. it's such a like how am i gonna leave. here how am i who am i what am i trying. to be when i you know go back into my. life am i just gonna have the same vibe. am i gonna you know going to get a. haircut. making some hair choices there's a real.

thing to it you know i want the hair. exactly the same because everything's. going great i don't want to ma i don't. want anything to be adjusted let's get. the same you know. trying to hold on to yeah or i want it. to look a certain way you see guys. sometimes have the same the haircut that. you could tell that they've had since. they was freaking four years old you. know what i'm saying that you're like oh. that guy is he's sticking with what. works that guy's missionary hair yeah. yeah but guys got it easy because you. could always like grow your hair back in. a couple weeks you know when women make.

a change it's a big deal you know that's. why they want the guy to comment on it. or you didn't notice anything there's. nothing different about me you know. it's a big deal. you know yeah that is true man and i. think especially as women get older and. stuff want the hair you could you know. the hair always can look nice. yeah and so they get their hair done. but yeah for for a guy when you change. up your hairstyle doesn't happen often. in life unless you're. who's exactly like. shane o'malley is always changing his. hair style up yeah whatever.

but sugar shawn there's not much guys. that really do that like maybe lincoln. did a happily he had a mullet at one. point didn't he. no. a blinking had a mullet i think he did. there's a drawing of him i've been to. his home uh his home that he grew up and. there's a drawing of him actually with. longer hair. huh. there you go oh sh that's got to be. doctored. i feel like one of your fans made that. edit.

i don't know man that [ __ ] looks pretty. fire this is the [ __ ] theory are you. telling me if that dude read it paige oh. that dude rolls up to president bro. i'm voting that one too the america one. i'm voting. i'm voting legally bro if that dude. rolls up. okay that is doctors. that's shake. yeah this guy had a question about his. hair styling days yeah this guy looks. like the type of guy that would get. nervous going into a barber going into. like a super cuts probably doesn't have.

a regular barber that he visits he goes. to new people every time. oh you know yeah do you trust people. that go to a new person every time what. kind of person is that person that just. doesn't give a [ __ ] just lives day to. day. but bro that is like us that's like the. pablo escobar affair because like you. are [ __ ] to go to a different person. every time yeah this so that's what this. kid does do we know that about him yet. we should assume. i'm saying i'm okay to assume that i'm. that person though oh we go to a. different barber every time just. whatever's closest or open or whatever.

yeah so you're not from here no no i. would do great clips and sports clips. when i was in minneapolis and it would. always be a new lady whose fingers. smelled like cigarettes and. yeah. man i had like uh. i had this italian guy that. that the barbershop that i went to. growing up um. i can't believe i can't remember the. [ __ ] name right now but this place. was like handed down from generations of. like just just italian sons that would. take over the barbershop so cool.

and. yeah i feel like [ __ ] i can't remember. this name. but who knows that might have been in. grand theft auto 2 that i'm just. dreaming this up in. i don't know i don't know man it's crazy. your life is just kind of a merger. between grand theft auto and real life. jeff weddick yeah. we got to the bottom of it this is my. therapy session for the week you know. saved me [ __ ] 80 bucks or whatever. you're like john better help. john wick you're better than john this. episode is better than the movie john. wick. that's crazy didn't he ride a horse and.

[ __ ] rob like uh sure he did dude he. he did a robbery while riding a horse. this guy's in a time square this guy's. hey i didn't even watch the movie i just. watched that one scene if you even just. look at the box the picture you get the. whole thing. i feel like. see ya vaughn. and jeff whittick. two delectable specimens. um this one's for jeff. what's the best hairdressing story you. have. gang gang oh amber rose walked into the. barber shop and she was like i want you.

to shave. my head and my sister's head and this is. when she was dating kanye west and i was. like. you look like kanye west girlfriend and. she was like. sweetie i am kanye west girl but i was. like all [ __ ] nervous. and. she was. beautiful in person like [ __ ] i was i. was very shy at the time. and i did it i shaved her heads. and i ended up dating her sister for a. while after that i shaved her head.

and um yeah she was beautiful too she. wasn't her sister she was just. is cutting a woman hair. maybe. maybe do amber rose jeff wittick maybe. we could find something. this might reveal something from my past. that. you had no idea about maybe i won't even. she almost feels like kathy griffin's. kind of sunny no that's not. that sounded. i guess there's no oh there's me and. pauly d. oh yeah that's those are good stories.

too. the situation would come to the barber. shop a lot. yeah because he was uh. you know barber shop is a one-stop shop. you go for a haircut and you go you get. everything you go yeah so here you come. in ram you get your deal you get your. dobber so yeah he would pop in a lot. like sorrentino and he's on the jew i. don't know i'm saying he's on a juice. but i would bet but are a lot of these. guys in new jersey on the juice or. they're just look like this i think it's. i don't know his cheeks look all. inflated i think that's a side effect of.

testosterone. yeah i used to do testosterone man and i. loved it and i would get jacked. that's probably why that picture i. thought was you oh yes. dude what about this so always. celebrates five years sobriety man. that's amazing. i was just in i'm sure he's doing. ketamine therapy and stuff like that. though he didn't read the fine print. down there he might be on mushrooms weed. and ketamine therapy yeah yeah that's. true. so there's a lot of people trying to. find different ways to get around it man.

yeah like there's a lot of successful. people in hollywood that say they're. sober but i hear rumors that behind the. scenes are not yeah i don't know jared. leto personally i don't want to call. like say that it's him but how's that. guy sober yeah you know he's a rock star. [ __ ] doing performances in front of. millions is he in kings of leon. no i think he's got his own. thing uh 30 seconds to march 30 seconds. that's a good same thing yeah same band. um but yeah he's sober and he did. requiem for a dream he was in fight club.

he was the guy that got beat up with the. blonde hair. you know. yeah you'd think you'd have to graham. out after that at some point or bowl up. but who knows. like how do you come up with jokes. i just like to talk i start talking on. stage or i'll think of something from. growing up and i'll start there usually. i think i like a memory from growing up. that usually makes me feel pretty good. and then i'll try and come from there i. don't like telling jokes when i don't. feel like happy though yeah so if i'm in. a bad mood man which i've been in for a.

while i don't like telling jokes that. much yeah my whole the whole year of. recovery while my eye was growing back. it was [ __ ] hard to think of jokes. were you agitated a lot yeah and i just. thought i was never i would never have. confidence again. not the confidence part. i i knew that you know eventually i. would stop giving a [ __ ] over time i. would just get used to it but. i just was worried that what people. looking at me and the first thing they. feel is bad for you you know oh yeah how. does that translate as you know how can. i make people happy and let make them.

laugh. you know that's going to be tough to. overcome that. but oh that's interesting yeah and then. do you become like a charity case or. anything yeah you become a charity case. like it's like whenever you walk past. somebody and you see like. they're in a wheelchair they have like a. like a fake like prosthetic leg or. something like that like oh it's always. the person you're drawn to naturally you. know just as humans that's what we do. it's a surprise. yeah exactly it's just a shock and then. it's like oh no i'm a comedian and it's. just so hard to get past that [ __ ]. prosthetic leg or something like that.

yeah i have to compare people like oh. come over here and see this one-legged. guy who's a great comedian you know. saying people are just like they're. where their brain goes you can be. staring at that leg the whole time yeah. but. i watched uh michael bisping documentary. on how he lost his eye where it was like. battling his eye stuff and he. um was getting surgeries on it and one. of the surgeries got infected and that's. when he eventually like i think he lost. his eye i'm not sure exactly 100 percent. i'm supposed to talk to him soon it. doesn't work well but he still has it in. his head.

oh yeah i i i took it out i saw a. thunder he can take it out completely if. you take it out it doesn't really attach. it's not like an iphone charger yeah no. unless this is. oh no he so he lost his eye 100 yeah and. he won the belt with one eye yeah he. beat luke rockhold that's not saying. much you know. he won the belt i didn't here's the. crazy part luke i'm just kidding luke. rockhold if you watch this i don't know. i know you got it luke rockhold's so. good looking dude we can make fun of him. okay yeah that's true that's the only.

thing i love you luke but he's gonna be. fine okay. luke rocco dude if he doesn't have a. fight with ufc he's definitely going a. few rounds with somebody's wife. somewhere okay oh yeah luke rockhold is. doing. fine bro. yeah so he beat luke rockhold for the. for the title he won the one eye then he. should be. the super champion yes yeah because. pound-for-pound how much does an highway. if you take that out of the head bro. that's a magical house because think if. khabib or john jones had to wear eye.

patches for all those fights. they're not having perfect squeaky clean. records you know i don't give a [ __ ]. this thing might have just because. here's the crazy part i've talked to him. 20 times in person and never even. realized i knew he'd had a bad eye but i. didn't i just thought it was just. detached i didn't know that it was. unworking. yeah that it was a fake eye you'd never. know. can you tell with mine. i'm just kidding oh my god oh yeah you. did for a second [ __ ] up especially on. this topic now. let me make an apology video.

i was doing a prank on theo there that. was not meant to be disrespectful [ __ ]. man that's racist playing with fire oh. look at your eye you take out i might. run into eye troubles in the future i'm. [ __ ] really playing with fire. making eye jokes like that you wonder. what will come you sometimes i wonder of. all the things being recorded since we. record so much stuff. how easily would be for anything to come. back and haunt you you know somebody. just makes a deep fake on you notice. your life in the future like say. anything happens you're like well you. said this and it's just like.

this is just karma like the virginia. they're losing your virginity i don't. even remember that i don't know why it's. not even true. yeah you're right we're [ __ ]. we're [ __ ] we did it to ourselves this. is what we signed up for i know we did. you know it is what it is what did we. sign up for that we wanted people to. know who we were what did we sign up for. that's what i want i think to be. remembered so when we have our great. great grandchildren they could look at. at our old podcast and see when we. talked about [ __ ] uh i don't i don't.

know ketamine therapy. but you know what it'll be though it'll. be. it'll be a three-minute best of all the. episodes will be surmounted in a. three-minute best-off clip i mean even. if i go watch muhammad ali sometime i'll. watch a whole fight once in a while yeah. but mostly i just go see. muhammad all these greatest moments. yeah you know and it's six minutes of. great moments but you're a busy guy i'm. sure a lot of people. like you know people are submitting.

questions maybe they got time to watch. the. the uh full segment yeah they get do a. deep dive into muhammad ali you know. i don't know where we make the content. so we don't get to consume as much. because we're too busy making it. but i think you got to make time to. consume too just not all the awareness. stuff you know like you got to find your. your places to find your content yeah. and what is it netflix and i don't want. to [ __ ] watch netflix not super often. a lot of it. i don't know hulu's hard to manage i.

will say this netflix is the most. manageable with the remote yeah. hulu is hard hulu is like having a. diorama dude and asking it to change i. don't even mess with it anymore it's got. too confusing for me i won't even touch. it. it's just two different interfaces it's. very very strange and spotify is tough. too because i used to watch joe rogan's. podcast on the tv and fall asleep to it. no disrespect is just you know yeah. that's when i have time to watch stuff. oh you assume it's at night and you. can't do that anymore with spotify so i. haven't watched a joe rogan podcast in.

[ __ ]. probably a good year. you know yeah when he gets on there with. that spacey brother dude that's when i. would really zone out yeah. yeah yeah tyron woodley or whatever that. guy's name is tyrone woodley. no he's not talking about [ __ ]. space montgomery what's that guy's name. i don't even get that afro. you know i saw a billboard for the tyron. woodley fight and it was only jake on it. it was hilarious it was on sunset.

this guy is a ufc champion and you won't. have that's messed up dude unless jake. made that part of his kind it said. showtime in the corner. like how disrespectful can you be you. know oh my god come watch this fight. only one guy he's gonna be fighting. someone else. he's just fighting his own how much. money he's fighting his banking yeah. that's what he's gonna make he's. fighting he's fighting with his. accountant after man that's like my. [ __ ] crane video i put the uncensored. one on patreon like this is like just me. doing something like it's you get to.

it's like a pay-per-view yeah totally. just me versus crane and how much did. people pay over all you think well i got. i broke the record on patreon so no. subscriptions yeah for like just a lot. of them came just to see the video and. then left but. now i do like extra podcasts there and. stuff but um for that one forty seven. thousand people signed up and how much. is the patreon it was like five dollars. ten dollars a month wow twenty dollars. if you want to see some nudes slip some. nudes in there really of you but i never. did i never worked up the confidence to. do it i just put that option out and.

then i backpedaled quick i was like nah. i can't do this. yeah i don't know if i like my how my. body looks sometimes if i'm with a woman. i'll walk out of the room backwards so. they don't see my butt oh yeah. oh yeah backwards you go wow that's a. different technique. like a crab like or not sideways. no no standing up backwards yeah okay if. i did it like that they would almost. think that's cute i think but the other. way is a little bit weird i walk out. literally like a freaking quiet korean. girl you know yeah i mean just like a.

moonwalking korean just. um i forgot what we were [ __ ] talking. about we had one more thing we're gonna. talk about what was it nick uh did you. want to talk about the taliban still. being allowed on twitter yeah oh the. taliban. yeah. yeah i thought we got into the taliban. already no we didn't we kind of talked. about the plane not specifically that. they aren't kicked off twitter other. social medias uh talban uses. sophisticated social media practices. that rarely violate the rules wow.

so the taliban is this right nick. they're allowed to stay on twitter. yeah. well you know i'm. not all for censorship yeah i support. free speech the taliban did try to kill. my mom if it or could have been the. alien so you know i'm not a big fan of. the taliban good call. so i mean [ __ ] bantam you know block. them off twitter i think they deserve to. be banned. i i agree um.

on tuesday. i did not find a single fact check on. any of their tweets and or any warnings. for false misleading content. and the part that's where that's wicked. about this is that this is just twitter. just saying we. will make money off of anything. we will literally let people put. or does that mean they can put like. beheading videos and stuff up there that. doesn't mean that does it no i think it. said. that would be that would violate their. terms.

but trump still blocked off twitter yeah. that that's how this uh article couches. it that. taliban is allowed on where well. ex-president trump is still banned. that's crazy. to me that's crazy i mean it's just. crazy that that you could have. just because or what does the taliban. exactly stand for how does the taliban. make money just robberies i think views. on those beheadings. they're getting adsense. and i can't even get adsense on my.

[ __ ] barber videos. god damn i think they sell opium too bro. you got to quit taking off the hair and. just take off the whole head. you're aiming a little high season three. yeah it's all the headings. just only on twitter we're gonna have to. switch platforms. yeah youtube's tough yeah. they were cracking down on me for a bit. were they what were they upset about do. you know just the a lot of blood and. gore. uh with the documentary the whole thing.

got age restricted um a lot of my barber. videos got age-restricted just because. edgy jokes and stuff you know. once you start getting a lot of. attention on it and they start like. human reviewing your stuff. then it's like. pretty much anything you do they could. [ __ ] hit you for you know damn. and for a while i was on their good side. every video would go on trending and. then after that i think it did like one. beheading or something and just slipped. in there. and that was it on their bad side and.

the age restricted like my. last 20 videos. so it is what it is i go back to selling. weed. yeah. i'd buy i'll probably i wouldn't buy. some anyway because i'm just trying to. get to this four step but i would. probably. as soon as i get through all 12 steps i. might buy some okay yeah maybe it'll. help you uh. when you're not feeling so good write. some jokes if you're not feeling happy. sometimes anything against connect we'll. disconnect at night yeah turn off your. brain. yes turn off hulu turn off [ __ ]. youtube.

i got like i got really into ufc like. you did over the past year and even on. even on youtube like all of them. recommended is oh conor mcgregor said. this and they put a thumbnail at him. like and it's just his tweet. you know but i just get like roped into. all those and i'm just watching ufc. drama now yeah. there's some good dramatists out there. though i guess it's like wwe for adults. like if you follow the drama that they. talk [ __ ] on each other outside of the. octagon so good and then you watch the. actual fight. so i hope darren till is okay man i know.

he's uh he just posted the other day but. he's been kind of on and off over the. past year. and he's one of the best i feel like at. talking [ __ ] i'm talking [ __ ] huh yeah. yeah so funny he just went across like. four weight classes though now he's in. middleweight. he who knows he's like basically he's. like the whack-a-mole of weights he's. like wait a mole yeah he'll like just. literally pop up like straw weight. middleweight you know female flyweight. that's something that's not easy to do. no it's not i learned the hard way i. told you i got my ass kicked by that.

juiced up guy on steroids you don't go. after those guys that are just 40 pounds. heavier up muscle than you if you went. after him now. would you do something different after. watson do you do steroids too even the. playing field yeah yeah [ __ ] it i'll get. on the juice tail pack on 20 pounds. let's both go out at same weight class i. would like to you know if white claw. came out with steroids. yeah. can you give it a brand. that's a good brand or nell. started selling steroids bro. we just did a new drop you got to get it.

right now today only. everybody buys it. whoops too late we sold out too late get. it next time maybe next month. [Laughter]. bro fulsome steroids bro can you even. imagine. dude every. [ __ ] kid with a [ __ ] shitty. bicycle would be yoked out of it yeah. they would have to sell those out of. india or something or you'd have to go. dude if somebody here's what we need.

somebody to start marketing steroids to. indians. dude how i'd love to see a bunch of. jacked oh you're right there is no. indian ufc fighters really. do we does dan. dan even go out there maybe dana needs. to take a trip out there go look around. maybe he'll find some talent. there's bill there's a billion people. there i think they need start some pizza. shops over there first they need a. little bit of new york new jersey over. there they need some sustenance yeah i'm. not a big fan of indian food. i wouldn't be either. it's hard to fight on indian food i. think if you've had a bunch of indian. food i'm not going into a ring after.

that yeah you know yeah i'm a picky. eater i don't really like any other food. but [ __ ] steaks i just eat steaks. three times a day damn really yeah i'm. just trying to bulk up damn you like. jordan peterson dude i'm going after. that guy they kicked my ass when i was. 15. [ __ ] yeah i'm trying to get on his. on his weight class i would fight him. i'll track him down i'll try to track. him down yeah i would fight him for you. yeah i don't want to put his name out. here now because we have such die hard. fans they might go attack him yeah this.

is between us you know it's between me. and him i don't want to send my fan base. after him like a [ __ ] little youtube. and weasel. nah this is a this ain't no to go order. baby we we serving this beef keeping. this beef in the restaurant we'll talk. about it after all right let's look up. his facebook or something i'm sure he's. on there still i like it. um. yeah jeff weddick man you'll have to cut. my hair sometime please absolutely would. you yeah i would love to that's cool man. thank you bro got the new mobile barber. shop coming along oh god pull it up. right here that would do a van or.

something it's an airstream good it's an. old trailer and i pull it with my old. silverado oh it's a janky setup but it's. you know it gets the job done. you heard that song silverado for sale. no it's pretty good i'll look it up it's. really good i don't want to admit how. much i like it but it's good silverado. for sale yeah there it is yeah. well look yeah man save up uh. yeah this is a real janky set up i'm. releasing my own hair products soon oh. look there's my doctor who's the first. comment dr raymond he's the one who did.

my brain scan he gave me a bunch of. vitamins for my brain. told me to do hyperbaric chamber a lot. oh damn they got you in the chamber huh. yeah he did the. like the visit he's kind of like a. psychiatrist too so he talked to me. about a lot of stuff with my brain like. what might be causing some depression. stuff and he did it for a social media. collaboration but then i got hit with a. bunch of messages saying oh that guy's a. scammer he's showing you a different. brain scan somebody else's really and. i'm i'm like i guess there's no way for. me to tell i don't have my own brain.

scanner. that's true. yeah it's great the people that control. the freaking equipment that's who. controls it all what if they're just. sending out bad brain scans someone told. me the other day they they think that. people testing for covid are putting. covet into people. yeah. that makes sense and that blew my mind. that's a whole nother that's a whole. other episode yeah how did you get to. handle jeff we've had jeff and jimmy on. our show now oh that was easy i just um. i i looked up who had it i tracked him.

down and i [ __ ]. made him an offer he can't refuse you. know. how much did you offer him 15. no i. killed him oh he killed them that's what. it means and like you never saw that. dude i'm telling you we never saw the. godfather you know i saw i did see the. godfather yeah that's what making her. offer he can't refuse it oh yeah make. you an offer you can't remember. yeah. yeah no i p you actually guessed it the. first time i gave him two grand you did. yeah. yeah that's fair. you know did you know that uh. marlon brando actually was gay was he.

really yeah. i believe that. yeah. turns out that uh he moved out to an. island and had like. i mean i i don't i could be spreading. misinformation now no is this true. yeah it's true some people even say. richard pryor and marlon brando hooked. up oh yeah that's the rumor. there's a long been i think there's a. level of. uh when i got the first thing i think. about it and and for that. to come out about.

basically the biggest mob boss in movie. history you know like in history you. know whatever fiction non-fiction it's. all blended together now it's oh it's. all i mean we're all 11 gay at least. yeah yeah yeah i think everybody's a. little gay now um do you think that we. are headed towards. a place where everybody. like i often think with like race right. where some of us are different races or. cultures but eventually in 10 decades or. 10.

times of having children. we're going to be um. everything's going to kind of everyone's. going to be based together like the rock. or we're going to be basically hawaiian. yeah everything that's actually what. it's going to be. it's going to be kind of hawaiian or on. a plane to hawaii kind of yeah ethnicity. but do you think that that same like. sexually do you think we're headed there. or do you think it'll always be kind of. predominantly heterosexual with some. um. dif like people that are. you know pan or a or homo.

sexual. i think it's just everybody's gonna. blend together you do you think. eventually it'll just be yeah. beige yeah i already feel like this. happened throughout my life and i'm only. [ __ ]. you know i've been around 31 years and. i've seen it happen yeah i feel like. i don't know yeah it's definitely. different it's definitely happening fast. i just wonder if that's i wonder what. nature's plan is. because i can see how we shape things.

how the media wants to like make. everything very homogenous or. whatever it is. but i wonder what nature's plan is. sometimes. i don't know i don't think it's up to. nature. i think it's up to elon musk. whatever he wants to do you know the. guy's pulling down planets that are full. of gold. he's going to be the richest man in the. world you know that's this whole spacex. thing he's trying to get the mars to. colonize he wants to get some diamonds. out of some. oh if he pulls the first diamond out of.

mars or something then that's a giant. diamond that's checkmate. yeah the richest man in the world by. like not even close. you show up with a. [Laughter]. if i could need to available up in space. we need to get up to space yeah we'll do. it man my team of 20 year olds are. working on getting our getting us up.

there we'll do it grand theft astro uh. jeff whittake thanks for coming in and. spending time with me man it's a. pleasure and uh i appreciate your. earnestness man and it's nice to meet. you i'm a fan oh vice versa this is. great i look forward to cutting your. hair one day yeah soon brother yeah. practice on yourself in the meantime. maybe i'll do a little on the sides i. don't want to do too much. you know. no haircuts until okay until i pull up. the van now hold on you got it yeah okay. i'll try my best thanks brother now i'm. just floating on the breeze and i feel.

i'm falling like these leaves i must be. [Music]. [Music]. but it's gonna take. a little time. for me to set that parking brake. and let myself on my eye.

shine that light on me. i'll sit and tell you my stories. [Music].

train with a heavy load.