Jay Cutler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #357
today's episode is brought to you by. liquid death. today's guest is a unique man he's had a. he's had a lifestyle an experience that. not many get to have he's led a uh. he's led a rare path. um. he is. he is celebrated and discussed. ad nauseam. you might say i think that means getting. sick i don't know what that means. exactly but. uh we're happy to have him here today.
he's um. retired nfl quarterback and the host of. uncut with jay cutler it is. the man himself mr jay cutlers. [Music]. i'll sit and tell you my stories.
me. [Applause]. we're grateful you're coming in i know. you got a podcast starting up we have a. lot of podcast listeners over the years. with this podcast on a different podcast. so um. i know you went on nate the other day. it's pretty cool yeah uh. cause nate's a big um. nate's a big fan he's a big vanderbilt.
fan huge fandy fan yeah from here grew. up here. um. and he's in there he's funny as hell too. he means it oh yeah. yeah nate bargatsi he's really that um. [Music]. he's a real more of a scientist of like. humor i feel like he's like yeah. like it's calculated almost like he he. sets it up like he's he's got his whole. thing and whenever whenever he walked in. you don't really know like i just. started doing this podcast stuff so you. don't really know how it's going to go.
with somebody you don't know like doing. something with somebody you know you're. like all right i've got this down i got. this figured out. but when he walked in i was like [ __ ] i. don't this might not go well yeah yeah. yeah yeah because he's you know he was. you know not a lot of emotion just kind. of just sat down and he's like. i was like oh boy he's real passive yeah. he's a calm guy i'm trying to feel it it. almost sometimes feels with nate like. i'm getting in trouble for something. yeah in the beginning but then once you. kind of get to know that he's just um. it's just kind of some of his demeanor.
exactly he's real smart. he's a real smart guy man. um. yeah what else going on not much i had a. freaking bad dream last night do you. ever have those dreams like i just get. shocked sometimes like even as an adult. that i'll have these dreams where i'll. like wake up and i'm like what's up. you know i'll be like drooling i was. like what up. there you know what i'm talking about at. all i know you're talking about it i. don't feel like i dream that much. anymore i don't know what that says. about me it might not might not be a. good thing. yeah or it might be a good thing.
you might have to get your chakras. worked on or something man i have a. couple indian buddies and they're always. like dude your chakras are bad and i'm. like how do you fix that that's what. i'll you know i try to get into it with. them and it's like i would love to get. my chakras fixed yeah. oh dude that would be a good show of. something uh jay cutler gets his chakras. fixed that's a good choice that's a. great idea yeah i gotta i need to write. this down i need to look into this it. may you may need a construction worker. though. i might need like five of these guys in. here.
one guy's not gonna fix me yeah you may. need a little bit of work man um. yeah i'm trying to think so you got the. new podcast when i was this this is. called liquid death that's a water. company. from the. austrian alps. yeah it almost sounds a little i don't. want to say nazi water but it's good. definitely it sounds like on the can i. don't know who's stone cold mountain. water. came straight from the alps to murder. your thirst. you've got like cool sponsors it's this.
stuff's good man they've been good uh. it's pretty good you know they mail us a. lot of water man that's nice i'll send. you a couple cases on my name you don't. need it i know you're doing well yeah. but i'll put up we'll throw a couple. cases yeah maybe i'll just put it on my. podcast and just be like hey i'm just. doing this oh what they did i bet they'd. probably get on board yeah you know. i mean the amount of like weird ad. sponsor requests. is is mind-boggling to me what did you. have to read i didn't see your ads yet. on your first set on youtube we did a uh.
i should know this. i really should it's okay if you don't. yeah i did a. like a. helicopter. basically a helicopter ambulance. oh really so if you're hurt somewhere. and you can't get a hot get to a. hospital this you pay a 149 a year no. way and this helicopter will come and. get you and take you to a hospital. dude that's saying i didn't even know it. was a thing it sounds like it sounds.
very something that would happen to like. somebody in mexico i feel like it sounds. like a kidnapping or more like a. colombian type of thing. i mean i kind of i mean i kind of want. to do it just like call them up and see. what happens. hey guys yeah i'm having a tough time. spreading my ankle i need i need a lift. i'm out at lake radnor. i got bit by a duck i need to go home. yeah. um i was pretty shocked a few years ago. when uber like. there was something was going on in the. world when pete like um. was it the olympics i don't remember.
what it was but when uber started having. play airplanes on their thing do you. yeah i do remember that they stay and. they started doing um airplanes. helicopters and i think they were trying. to get in like the freight business. people were getting rich that's when i. realized holy [ __ ] man people are rich. dude. yeah if you can just dial up a plane on. uber yeah 10 grand. yeah no big deal charge it it starts. feeling to me recently i felt like. during the pandemic that there's so many. more rich people or that money doesn't. mean anything i have these weird.
thoughts yeah i think now i don't. understand how people like are. functioning like i don't feel like. anybody works yeah but everyone's just. spending money. i don't know if people are in debt and. they just don't care or what's happening. and everyone's just driving around yeah. doesn't it feel fictional yeah it's like. everyone's just cruising around people. are out having a great time like what. yeah they're buying champagne people are. buying nice hats people buying jewelry i. mean there's like 200 people a day that. moved to this town yeah people just.
buying houses left and right. and houses are getting expensive man. even. like even a great like you'll see a. groundhog and even he looks like he's. got some money you know what i'm saying. like the land here is getting a little. bit oh it's absurd it's absolutely i. mean i i. i mean i hope people are doing well yeah. yeah i do. i hope that like. in a couple years like we just. we just fall off the cliff. and it's like well i saw this one coming. guys that's what it i feel like i see it. coming but nothing else it's not kind of.
making sense maybe to other people like. i don't know what it is but yeah i'm. just shocked like i have some friends. that are pretty rich sometimes and they. um they say that they'll be like on. runways and stuff or like where. everybody's everybody has private jets. and stuff and they said there's like so. many more private jets now they're. everywhere. but it's also there's also like. everyone's doing a podcast everyone's. doing social media yeah but i mean. people have to be buying people have to. be buying liquid death yeah. people have to be buying what people are. selling on instagram.
i don't know i'm confused by the world. at this point in my life i think yeah i. feel like it gets a little tricky um. because you really jay cutler i mean you. really you're jay cutler man and you. really had a big i mean you've had such. a neat experience dude i always wanted. to be like because you always seem like. the tall kind of like you know like. you know what i'm saying bro i prefer. women but you seem like a tall decent. looking man i'll be on you know what i'm. saying i'll give you at least eight and. a half dude. my kids gave me a uh. a seven last night.
i don't even know how this conversation. happened but they gave me a seven. and i was like are you guys serious i'm. a seven and they're like keep it up. we'll get we'll make you a six yeah. kids are dicey bro. they also tell the truth so i mean maybe. they're right it is a six maybe six and. a half. i mean i think in this town there's i. feel like there's a there's almost more. competition i feel like in some ways in. a city like nashville because there's. i feel like here there's a lot more like.
kind of manly dudes sometimes. well i've been living in l.a and there. it's a lot more oh you crush l.a i'm. sure like you're a dude out there yeah. out there chicks yeah yeah what's going. on you know tell me about the squirrels. real low-key [ __ ] yeah like what can i. eat if i'm lost in the woods you know. and i'm like i'd have a neutral grain. bar but you know what i'm saying my. backpack yeah yeah. nationals change like you're used to i. mean. you know early 2000 i've been here since. 2000 for the most part so like it's. complete the whole demographic has.
completely changed there was no one here. really it was like a small. click of people you knew everybody. yeah you go downtown now it's like you. don't know anybody. at all yeah yeah it's really intense. down there too um that's too much but is. it interesting like so you got so yeah i. always like man i always wish i could. have been like the taller guy you know. you're pretty tall how tall are you i'm. six foot i'm regular height i think i. think 510 is regular is it what's the. average height of humans it's got to be.
it's north american humans too please. sean male. yeah. yeah yeah but it nailed it. five nine i mean you're crushing it yeah. you're right actually dang i didn't know. that five nine. that's almost. rising. cdc everything they say is 100 who knows. yeah so this could be. i mean somebody could have just uploaded. this an hour ago. that's the crazy thing about the. internet and the world right now it's. like.
no information. it's like everybody believes so much. information but none of uh it's like i. believe less and less because i put out. information and people will tell me like. oh man that's real and i'm like i don't. know no idea yeah. and everyone's got an agenda like it. depends like who you got it from like. there's everyone's spinning something. it's just. it's just hard to trust anything yeah. that's the thing i think so then i go. back to my instincts and sometimes my. instincts i feel like. usually have served me pretty good but. it's sometimes it's hard to know yeah um.
when you look it back at like so now. you're not a quarterback now yeah you'll. always be a quarterback but you're not. doing it no like on a day-to-day basis i. don't get paid anymore right you're not. getting paid yeah i guess maybe that. defines it. do you look at and see like man what a. position i was in like is it different. to look. like sometimes i'll look at things in my. life and be like man i didn't kind of. not realize the position i was in but. you know like to to a regular man. looking at a quarterback you're like. dang that's the guy you know that's. odysseus or whatever yeah i mean.
that's a great point like looking back. on it now like you get tunnel vision and. like you don't you don't maybe enjoy it. or have as much fun or take advantage of. it as much as. you would would now looking back on it i. mean you're just locked in and you're. just doing your job and you know it. turns sometimes it's a grind sometimes. it's fun. sometimes it's really hard um but. looking back on it now um you know it. i don't say i don't want to say that i. wish i would have done things. differently but it it it wasn't it was.
an awesome awesome experience. it was an awesome experience it was an. awesome experience yeah yeah. it's probably and it shapes a lot of. like who i am and you know the people i. associate with and and how i respond to. things and. so i mean it's it's a. you know from the time i was fourth. grade till you know 35 it kind of shaped. me. yeah this can't i was trying to think. about something in my life that had been. that much of like a [ __ ] like a thing. that i. was like a vehicle in my life. and i don't know if.
i've had that so it just must seem a lot. that you know you're in like a new. career it's like you're trying to find. are you do you want to find a new career. do you feel like you need to or are you. just. kind of like um. i don't know like what do you think like. do you feel like a pressure to or do you. just yeah i mean. because i mean like not many people when. they're 35 or whatever age people are. playing football like. have to go out there and in the real. world and like figure out figure out the. rest of your life right.
so. a career career i don't know if that's. the right word i think like for me it's. more like purpose like what what is. going to drive me what gives me purpose. in my life going forward um and there. was pressure when i when i got out to. like to figure that out. and i was never one of those guys that. had other businesses or stuff going on. when i played it was literally i just i. played football like i had plan a and. there was no backup. and so now when i got out it was just. like all right i'm. i'm clueless what i'm gonna do i have no.
idea. i know the football's over. i knew i didn't want to coach i knew i. wanted to kind of get out of that world. so it was really just trying to figure. out all right what the hell am i going. to wake up and be happy doing gives me a. sense of purpose. i like it i like the people i'm working. with. and that took time you know and i'm. probably still kind of figuring that one. out. so when you start because i was yeah i. was watching your first episode um and.
it's called uh uncut with jake uncut. with jay cutler or something like that. yeah and you're jay cutler dude and. yeah yeah yeah. they'll figure it out google um. yeah i was like because it's because. it's injury because you're definitely. kind of like this you kind of remind me. of a cross between like christian later. and like sasquatch a little like you're. kind of like this. yeah and it's i don't mean it in a. negative way i love that okay cool. yeah it's like a um. yeah you're kind of like this. interesting figure that the media gave a.
lot of attention to like weird attention. kind of and [ __ ]. but that's kind of the best you know in. a way nowadays that's almost like the. best kind of attention you can get out. there in a weird way it's like. it's not super real nobody really knows. what's going on yeah there's a vagueness. there to it and. you know it wasn't intentional um you. know i think there's just certain. aspects of my life that i like keep in. private. that you know i don't really talk about. um. and i'm probably gonna try to keep it. that way yeah uh.
and i i i think that you know i did a. reality show for a little bit after i. was done and. you know i think as soon as you start. like pulling back and like kind of. shielding yourself some like people. really want to get into that and figure. that out and know more um so i think. that kind of played into it but you know. the podcast i don't know where that's. going to go yeah but it's kind of cool. that's what i noticed in your opening it. was like kind of like. you weren't trying to be too much i. didn't feel like or trying to be a.
certain thing you're kind of like i. don't know where this is going to go no. idea you know. um and and that was the hard part about. doing it um. of of doing the opening like the. interviews and stuff is that's easy like. but like for me i was like i don't i. don't know what to say in this opening. thing. and. i don't really want to say too much. about me i really don't want to. divulge like a lot going forward right. now so like this. i'm gonna tell him you know i don't know. what the hell i'm doing yeah we're gonna.
have some fun maybe it works maybe it. doesn't work but let's just do this and. go. it's funny man because it kind of. reminded me too when i started. podcasting i just started in my kitchen. i didn't really know when did you start. i started maybe about five years ago. maybe or four years ago i'd gone on joe. rogan's podcast a couple of times maybe. that's a marathon that's not a podcast. oh dude it was so hard what are you guys. how does he have like does he have like. a like a notebook of stuff oh he just he. just goes he's a notebook man yeah he is.
a notebook he's incredible oh dude he's. like a swiss army notebook yeah he um. but i mean is there an option like to be. like after like an hour of like tapping. out or like you're just stuck i think. you want to but i think part of the. mystique about joe rogans is that you go. in there and you're like. you know i want to be able to go toe to. toe you know what i'm saying he's kind. of like this um this symbol of of not. necessarily just machismo but somewhat. of machismo for sure yeah so you want to. be able to be like okay i can do my time.
you know it's like i hung in there with. him yes yeah and it's you're just like. dude and you hit about two hours and you. have a cramp that you're trying to deny. and you're still trying to like get your. bathroom yeah totally he'll do a. bathroom break sometimes. um. i remember at one point i remember. saying hey man this is the longest. conversation i've ever been in my entire. life for sure. and it was and it was like almost scary. to think that yeah that i'm talking to a. man that that uh. that i've gotten to know better but i. didn't know super great at the time sure.
that was scary man i feel like it's a. it's going in there it's kind of scary. because then they close the door and the. sound kind of gets whoo. it's just you guys. and you almost think he can hear like. you like the internet's in your head. yeah he's just like peering through your. brain like he's got that third ear yeah. bro some people got that third eye. sometimes i feel like joe has that third. here man um. but but that really helped like kind of. get get it going i think. doing other podcasts i think podcast.
gave a lot of like i i i worked in hot. in in los angeles and hollywood for a. long time and i'd never really found. some footing in television and stuff i. felt like. especially as they started to like. really move away from like. you know regular guys i'm not even like. a real redneck guy but i think they. immediately you're from the south so i'm. from louisiana yeah so but i think i. they they there just weren't a lot of. opportunities and i think that's what. podcasting has done it's kind of just. giving opportunities for regular guys. not to have to use like these vehicles. of hollywood yeah the agents and the.
yeah and all the things yeah yeah and. there's there's so many talented people. out there now yeah and there's so many. vehicles like you're saying now of. people getting their talent out there. and letting people know and and doing. all those things which i mean it's a. good thing yeah it's interesting i mean. it kind of puts the power a lot of in. your own hands absolutely and. and even i thought about like i have. friends that like get cancelled or. whatever and it only helps these days. it's almost like if you. you want to get cancer if you schedule. your canceling well dude you're freaking.
you're gonna go to the top you're morgan. wallin and ernest and hardy they're. gonna be on tour for the next 20 years. oh yeah they're fine yeah they're never. gonna they're fine dude when morgan's. bus leaves town it will never come back. just gonna keep rolling. with or without him it's gonna go to the. next with or without him bro they may. need a hologram after a couple. he's never he's gonna have a he's gonna. have a double here soon. he really should man. this is a singing double just put a hat. on his sunglasses that's a really good. idea for him actually. um. i've tried to get cancelled on like.
instagram and stuff i don't. i don't know i don't know if i don't. know. i think you have to go really bad these. days yeah which i don't want to do that. but yeah my friend eric andre he's a. comedian and he had a show that was. going on television or a movie and he. just put a completely naked picture of. himself does that get you cancelled i. feel like that it got his account. canceled but it helped him but it helped. yeah definitely like yeah nude is i mean. that's obviously one way to go i don't. know if that's for me i wouldn't do it. kind of my hips kind of run right into. my stomach and it's do they yeah it's.
just not. maybe work maybe maybe like work out for. a month and just like get jacked up and. then do it that's the blood of like a. like a. i kind of have the butt of like a would. you do a frontal or from behind. or a side oh i can't do side bro the way. i look from the side it's not good. you've thought about this a few times i. mean this is the most i've thought about. it with another man in the room you know. but um. i don't know it's a good question even. though sports illustrated issues where.
everybody's like semi-naked in there and. like yeah. solos hiding their tits behind their. frisbees they're like 98 naked yeah and. they're or they have paint on. yeah that's. that's that's art though you could just. say it's art yeah you're right. if you say art like you're good. i'm expressing my my my body in in an. artistic way that's direction i put a. pride flag in the back and just say hey. homie this is art dude you know. i feel like you put a if you add in like. an that like an extra element of like.
like a group that's kind of um an outlet. not like an outlier group but a group. that like you know struggles to find. their footing a lot of times i feel like. that kind of can give you like a carte. blanche sometimes. yeah sometimes but if you talk about it. before in this way and then do it you're. probably it probably won't work yeah. that's true so i i think you're kind of. screwed now what would you go you think. if you had to do a new would you go side. would you go because side your wiener's. gonna peek out the front a little yeah.
hopefully yeah hopefully yeah i mean or. yeah i mean you want to put that. that body part in its best light i think. if you're going to do it yeah. so. i don't know that's a tough question. and if i did front maybe i would do. something else to like take away take. away from that yes. yeah maybe like a cool hat or something. anything maybe that's something i don't. know what i would do just like hey look. at this look at this don't look at that. just peek at that but look at this.
yeah maybe something like that. um. when you did do you notice with reality. tv reality tv is very scary to me it's. an interesting thing i feel like it that. that is a world that really digs and. tries to forget like and gets really. manipulative um. do you uh. do you think that reality tv like. do you think that being a celebrity and. being married in like in a celebrity. kind of relationship is that a lot more. pressure on a marriage than you think a.
regular marriage or do you think it's. just kind of grandfathered in after time. and you get the. hang of it um i think i think it can go. either way i think it definitely puts. pressure um. on the relationship because you you want. it to be portrayed a certain way on film. and that and that might not be reality. and i think that's where it gets a. little little little. fuzzy because. you know you're you're doing this on. television and then like you know it.
it's rainbows and sunshine and like. that's not really real life for the most. part like you know there's highs and. stuff but like. real life can be. married in real life like it there's a. lot of boring times it just is what it. is like you can't always be. you know riding sky high yeah um. after a certain point it's like all. right you know you're married and it's. just. you know we're just we're living. together you're just sitting around. you're just waiting for you're sitting. in the car waiting for your wife to get. in the car yeah i mean you go to dinner. like you can do fun stuff but like.
there's other times where it's like yeah. we're just. we're just living life like it's just. it's another it's another wednesday yeah. yeah sebastian maniscalco does on his. instagram he does a lot of uh waiting. for his wife yeah i love his instagram. yeah his is almost like that that to me. a lot of times feels like a real reality. show absolutely it's him like stumbling. through the packages at the door and. like being like which one of these and. that's like real everyday life yeah um. so yeah i mean reality tv it's it's. painting a picture that. isn't always necessarily true um.
and i think it kind of skews the. audience a little bit but i mean that's. what reality tv is there for you know. it's fair for drama or for. whatever you know all all those things. yeah yeah i mean i think about why some. of it i look at i think i i want to just. sometimes i i remember. especially when i was like kind of. growing up i guess or maybe. like i've made a little bit of money but. i'm not i'm not like a real rich guy but. i remember i wanted to see some of the. kardashians because i wanted to see what.
it was like if somebody was rich you. know sure like if they had like. you know indoor pets like that kind of. [ __ ] you know what i'm saying. you want to see what people are doing. you know i remember that. but um. do you feel like it can do you feel like. that had any effect on like your real. you got your relationship and i'm not. trying to get any relationship but do. you feel like that like. that can rat like. i just don't i'm really untrustworthy of. that kind of stuff so even the side. effects of a lot of that momentum and.
what's glamour and stuff like that we. can start to believe it oh absolutely. yeah i mean and you start to you start. to believe it and you start to think um. that's how it should always be and you. know and you know it's the grass is. green on the other side like all those. things can someone can fall into that. trap um i didn't fall into it um. but it definitely could happen. and it's. you know and. reality tv doesn't bother me and i would.
i'd go back and do it again for sure. and if someone came to me with an. awesome reality tv show idea i'd i'd do. it i mean i've got no issues with it. it's just i think you have to be really. grounded in kind of who you are and what. you want out of it right and and and. realize that hey this is this is a job. period. and and your life has to be in a stable. place and and you have to realize all. right when the cameras are gone like. it's just normal life again yeah. which i'm sure is hard for some people.
yeah i would bet probably i mean i bet. it's almost like in some semblance the. same of like be you know doing football. or doing something for a long time and. then being out of this like yeah. but it's almost even different because. you're not you don't get to like. not hide behind a game but you you're. playing within a a vehicle football it's. not like it's you. standing out there like and you just. yell out some secrets at the line and. then you know the offensive lineman. turns around and tells you a secret you. know it's like but i mean people get. people get confused by this stuff.
because it becomes their sense of self. like that's who they are right. and. that's what you do for a living that's. that's not what. that's not you that that you you if. you're if your validation is through. that stuff. that's eventually going to go away like. you're going to be lost and you know. some people it takes a little bit to. figure that out and find out like all. right how do i get validated you know. what who am i like what makes me. tick and yeah it's it's a. and i think that's pretty common for a.
lot of people i'm sure within their jobs. and within kind of who they are yeah. yeah i could probably think that too man. um yeah i mean if your podcast is if. everything's gone tomorrow and you gotta. go down to wherever and work like it's. gonna be it's gonna be a different. experience like you're gonna be like oh. wait like it's all gone like that that. was kind of liquid death i was talking. on camera i was like where the lights at. yeah yeah that's a good point i i yeah. sometimes i think about that what would. i do sometimes what would you do.
you know like they end podcast tomorrow. no one can do podcasts they outlawed. them they outlawed them yeah they put a. mask on all the cameras. [Laughter]. which they easily could. you know they do too they're two masks. just just in case um. that's a great question man i mean i do. stand up comedy for a living so i'd have. that but if that went if that went too. yeah. man i don't know i would probably. hopefully try to get myself a little bit. of land and maybe do.
just become a prepper maybe a prepper. but also a prepper who has like a side. paintball type of biz maybe. maybe a pumpkin patch kind of like okay. for holidays yeah yeah something where. it's like at least around the holidays. people are going to come around to see. people see people okay so you're kind of. doomsday you're out for yourself but at. least around christmas yeah like holiday. time yeah it's gonna get a little. festive yeah yeah. and paintball you can work on some stuff. you know yeah you could locate see who. in town is exactly recruit yeah it's a. recruitment for you yeah yeah.
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i mean i think it probably goes back to. his work at work ethic like this start. and then. you know he was he was in a great. situation yeah i mean i think you know. timing. situation work ethic um you know his. talent his brain like. a lot of things have to come together. like if you look at really successful. people um. you know they're obviously talented in. whatever their field is but there's. there's got to be some things that come. together to help them get to this point. yeah a team like a just a yeah and i.
mean being with bill and and josh. mcdaniels and their defense was. unbelievable when he first got there and. obviously he was good too and he grew. with that and he became the team but. you know you look at a lot of these. quarterbacks that get into the league. early and they're just they're you know. they're on bad teams they don't have a. lot of talent around them um the coaches. are coaches kind of maybe getting fired. or coming in and starting over so. and not to take away from tom because i. mean what he's done is it will probably.
never be done again um. you know but he would he came into a. really really good situation and and to. his credit he he took advantage of it. you know better than anybody could. is there like anything that he possesses. does it seem like he's magic when you're. around like when you see him or. something or is it just. well he's he's aging backwards right. yeah it is pretty pretty magnificent i. mean i think it is yeah i mean he's. benjamin button yeah he's benjamin brady. for sure. dude you know what's crazy benjamin. brady was my damn i had a principal in.
school named benjamin brady really and. we should be able to get paddled yeah. bro and this dude. he would put it on you and then a friend. of mine died not too long ago this this. kid died or he's an adult now but he was. a kid when i when i met him because i. was a kid and. uh i went to his funeral and benjamin. brady was there dude beautiful yeah. and i hadn't seen him ever i'd only seen. him since he like paddled or something. like rude and he had a freaking uh he. was vape and i think and he was just. like chilling at his funeral it's so.
different to see like people of like. authority whenever you're younger and. now like you're grown and you see them. now it's like you're just a regular just. a regular dude yeah you're eating. crackers. where's your paddle yeah. did you uh did do you guys have that. kind of corporal punishment when you. were in schools or no. you could get paddled really yeah did. you ever get it no no i was i was like. by the book um you know tried to i did. try to do everything right you did i was. that was the oldest and that i mean i.
just that's just kind of what. i did. did you like were you like an instigator. at all in class you were like you were. just chill just chill yeah i mean i. didn't i mean no yeah and that that's. kind of how my oldest is now like he he. i was i was a pleaser you know like i. wanted to do the right thing i wanted to. i mean. towards the end of high school i stopped. caring so much about my grades and stuff. but like i went from like a's and b's to. like a c plus. a few classes yeah that's fun that.
wasn't that fun that last year and a. half you like i think i'm gonna be okay. like i stopped i stopped taking like. honors english and i just went into like. the normal english class just english. and i was like this is awesome people. learning to stutter in there. i could do this yeah this yeah we went. from like 10 page papers to like just. write a paragraph please i'm like got it. just draw a picture anything. dude that was fun once you're in high. school and you kind of realize there's. that moment where it's like.
you realize that the gr you don't have. those crazy grades that's going to do. anything for you yeah or you have a path. with a sport or with a. profession already and you're like oh. man and i think that's probably part. that's probably the part of the problem. like i figured out like this doesn't. matter right this isn't what i'm going. to be doing like i just need to get. through this part of it. obviously i don't want to be. disrespectful and you know just. absolutely bomb it but. a cb or a it's literally doesn't make a. difference right it's not going to make. a difference in my life yeah once you.
learn that there's definitely like a new. found it's almost it's a little bit of. an apathy oh it's a letharg it's like a. freedom but it's also like uh. i'm going to take the. i'm going to do what i want to do now. kind of. yeah yeah and i think it's looked at. like you said it's looked at like you're. trying to take the easy way out but it's. like no i'm just i just i'm just gonna. focus my attention on something like. that matters to me now yeah instead of. something that matters to your teachers. or your parents or whatever. did you um we got a question right here.
you want to bring this in sean your hair. looks like george washington do you see. that you see his haircut he does like. did you get it did you get it cut like. that. you're like hey. give me the choice give me that george. washington. they're probably the private the. barber's probably like who's that. that's patriotic dude it could be tommy. larry and gave him that cut dude. tommy cut your hair what if she did. haircuts and she only did cuts like. patriotic figures she only did president. cuts the first 16 presidents i'm gonna. give you the abe lincoln today yeah yeah.
yeah we got that ben franklin a couple. ben franklin's here at noon oh let's. take forever. i go in that letter style me who cuts. your hair me i just started cutting my. own again man did you yeah. this lady named whitney cut it for a. while and this lady named libby cuts it. sometimes too like it's pulling off a. mullet is. i mean i couldn't do it i mean you do it. well thanks man. yeah i had this haircut when i was real. small and then i got like a man's cut. like a regular man yeah and i never felt.
okay yeah this is a little bit more you. can hide kind of sure um i have a wide. nose so it's like this gives me a little. bit more more more more width yeah it. kind of makes it smaller yeah you got to. play it but now yeah but now that i look. at it it's not that wide now i think. some of it gets in your head too once. you start thinking one thing about. yourself yeah like oh man one of my legs. is too long or you know i got too much. hair on my body you don't say you start. going crazy. i do anyway. i just got a nordic track as well but um. why.
i don't know i think they got me with. some of the adverts the advertisements. what is like a treadmill or like the. no not the hand too i'll do that later. down the line but it's just treadmill. so nordictrack makes a treadmill now. yeah make a treadmill but it's it has. like a click you get up to about 5.5 and. it starts it has a i think they got that. fast is that a walk i mean it's a it. might it's maybe it's a slow jog i mean. in the nfl it's probably a walk. but for me it's probably for a just a.
regular you're getting it yeah i'm. getting in yeah. i'm cruising but um but it's not very. nordic like nor i feel like when they. say nordic that has like a. like an aspen like a switzerland vibe to. it and it has like a fan on it but it. doesn't even get that cold it's just. more for like comfort i think so it. doesn't i wish it had that blast you out. [ __ ] we're going down to 25 degrees. you know i'm saying good luck. [ __ ] came on the thing or. something you know i was i was uh. i saw in your garage i was poking around.
your garage and where did you get your. cold tub oh yeah this company this new. company called blue cube i think. they sent it to me really it's their. first one blue blue coupe blue cube send. me one please yeah um i. probably will man i uh. wim hof yeah i like that wim off stuff. man i wish i focused on it a little bit. more i know i got into it when i was in. chicago three probably five years ago. and uh yeah i mean it's really good.
stuff. it's really good stuff who was a player. you played with that was like way into. that kind of stuff you know that was. just like you know you know it was just. eating liver out of a bag all day on the. field you know. you know when i first i mean. nfl is weird it's really weird um. because it's it's very very rare to find. anybody that's into like alternative. stuff really yeah like these dudes are. just eating mcdonald's and i mean it's. gotten better but like. it's it's a it's a fast-paced.
you know crush your body and just. go to the next day it's not really it's. not. i was never around a lot of guys that. were really focused on taking care of. their bodies i mean there's there's. obviously people out there but right. you know 75 percent of the guys are just. you know going to chick-fil-a or. mcdonald's or doing whatever and just. coming in and rolling damn and these. guys are unbelievable athletes like. these guys are programmed to play.
football and they are absolute. freak shows damn so they can just they. they've obviously gotten used to being. able to do that they can yeah do they. can eat whatever they want drink. whatever they want and show up and just. absolutely. do it on sundays. what about smokers you ever because um. i'm friends with blake blake griffin and. uh he said that. uh he used to play with this cool guy. from slovakia that would smoke. cigarettes after the games yeah did you. ever play with anybody that smoked i. mean i played with guys that smoked weed. yeah i'm talking about cigarettes.
i don't know i mean not that i know of. anybody that smokes cigarettes i don't. even know people that smoke cigarettes. yeah is that still a thing i don't know. they still sell cigarettes i mean i just. threw my vapes away because they just. made me nervous at night because i would. hit them too much and then i would get. all nervous but um wait what you vape or. not no. i think it's fun for a little while i. mean i i think like this nicotine. yeah it's nicotine yeah but it's. flavored it's like you can get like you. know berry crush you know.
you know uh. you know fun lime or something i don't. know different type of flavor you need. to get like. pear. i don't get a pear party or this is a. different one you lost out here. um. oh there you go right there lynn dawson. enjoys a sweet sig during the super bowl. yeah they always put a cigarette in my. mouth in my pictures yeah i know they. got the smoking j stuff and i was just i. wouldn't even really think about that i. just wish you knew a player that. freaking smoked dude because that guy to. me would be a damn animal he likes just.
smoked cigs yeah just [ __ ] whipped. just came into work yeah yeah chucked it. out and said let's do this voice yeah. yeah that now that to me like. chick-fil-a yeah i get it man i mean i. mean they they used to all smoke i mean. they used that there used to be a thing. yeah i mean drink beer and drink beer in. the locker rooms smoke cigarettes. yeah when i was in school man they had. um before. in louisiana you used to be able to. drink when you were 18 years old you. could buy alcohol and it was the last.
one of the last states to be able to do. that because the federal government said. we're not going to give you any more. road money yeah they said we're we're. not going to give you money for roads. right yeah we're not going to be in the. first couple years we're like [ __ ] it we. don't need you guys. we have four wheelers we'll be fine yeah. we'll drink and we'll ride on a crocs. back you don't say we'll figure it out. but i think after about two years the. roads you realize people are drunk and. they're driving them bad yeah this is a. problem this doesn't work out. so you lost that battle yeah but it was. like a year two before i got to high.
school they would have parties at the. school like on certain days where kids. would um just bring a keg and you would. have it like at if they were 18 they'd. be able to stay there and and party man. and i hear these great stories yeah and. it's like. sometimes i think the lore of things. makes me. like the nostalgia of things makes. things more exciting. yeah you know like that's like that. stuff and then like you know the 70s. when everything was like more innocent. yeah like i feel like the innocence of. the world is kind of gone.
which is i mean it's unfortunate but i. mean there's other things in the world. that are amazing right now too but like. that innocence of being able to do those. things is is is i think it's long gone. yeah. yeah there's so much judgment now on. every little thing yeah you can't do. anything yeah i mean you don't even. smoke a cigarette in you and you're a. smoker i'm a smoker yeah that's crazy so. it's yeah people want me to sign like. packs of cigarettes for them i don't. know i don't even know like i don't. smoke cigarettes yeah i smoke a cigar. yeah. love a cigar did you ever go smoke a.
cigar with michael jordan in chicago no. no um because he always smokes him it. seems like yeah i mean he would always. have him in the locker room and stuff i. feel like he smokes one daily yeah which. i don't know if that's good or bad. i think if i think if you're him you can. do it i feel like i think it's for. different people it's different things. you know like you know what you can. handle. you know i i mean yeah. six cigars a day okay i was way off.
yeah that's a lot it seems like. i mean. that's a lot of i mean. is that that can't is that good for you. they see that nicotine would ramp my. heart up. and i couldn't and i would you don't. inhale a cigar but i mean i'm sure. something gets into you obviously yeah i. think some gets wet for me some would. definitely get into me. um yeah here we go negative effects of. cigars let's do this. cigar smoking okay can't mouth cancer.
that's bad throughout cancer probably. bad too. lung cancer heart disease. all bad things all pretty infertility. i'm done having kids so i'm cool with. that yeah then you're ready yeah yeah. i got no issues with that one that's. what you could come out with then uh. cutler's infertility cigars. only smoke if you never want to have. children again yeah. colors chakra shockers realignment and.
infertility cigars dude i think that. place would be packed oh gosh we'd be on. fire you put a porch out front people. would go forever lying out the door. um. yeah i was thinking like uh. was there a big like because for like a. regular like i i would be remember being. in the stands during high school when. kids were playing dude and i played. basketball but not super well yeah and. i just remember. does it seem more fun at college or at. the pros is there like a big change.
where the. what what's some of that change in there. because one has so much more money. attached to it one has a lot like that. all-american type of thing yeah um was. there one you even preferred more than. the other high school high school is the. purest form. you know you're you're out there you're. playing with your friends and your guys. and you're like you're just you're. playing football just because you love. it yeah uh. college i think was college is fun. because it's college.
you're away from your parents you're. living life you're at parties you play. football you're going to school like. you're becoming an adult. and you know you're figuring out life at. that point yeah. and then i think the nfl it becomes it's. a job. and. you know there's supplies some you get. jaded by it a little bit and it's. literally a job right and the first. couple years you you it's a blast. because you're having fun you have money. um stadiums you buy your own house you.
can buy a car. but after a while like it's it is it. there's a job attached to that and. you're expected to perform and if you. don't perform you know somebody else. will take your job so like. it's it's a little bit different yeah. that is interesting i never thought like. what if i had a job but there's somebody. sitting over there who if i'm not doing. my job good today they can come back. well and then there's you know 50 people. in the room being like critiquing like. everything you do i mean you people. critique you but i mean. it's just different i mean every monday. tuesday.
in the facility like they're bringing. guys in to try out i mean they're out. there on the field like running running. routes throwing doing drills. every monday and tuesday damn so i mean. there's there's you know there's a. percentage of the locker room that kind. of gets turned over every couple weeks. yeah i never thought about that with. that pressure but like even if i'm on. stage doing a stand-up and there's. somebody off in the wings who's over. there stretching. just waiting yeah please mess up please. mess up please mess up um put me in. coach god that would be crazy man that's. intense we got a question that came in. right here from someone this isn't live.
just so you know. what up this is colton out here in las. vegas i had a question for jay. what was the worst part of your rookie. hazing and then what was the stupidest. thing you spent on your first contract. money gang gang gang baby. um. worst part of hazing um i was lucky i. was really lucky i went to denver and it. was john lynch champ bailey jake plummer. al wilson it was an old veteran team and.
mike shanahan was a coach and like it. was just it was ran. really well. you know guys were respectful guys were. cool you know they messed with you. but like they did it the right way right. like you look at you look around today. and like guys are getting their head. shaved and doing all and doing stuff. like it wasn't like that all we had to. do was get in front of the team and. either sing a song or tell a joke right. and that was it. we were done did you hear stories like. old days when it was like really crazy. because.
it kind of reminded me i guess of like. in fraternities and stuff you'd always. hear crazy stuff like in lsu you're. crazy yeah in college we. they blindfolded us. and then we had to run through the. locker room. and they they had wiffle ball bats and. all kinds of stuff and just like beat us. as we ran through it. and then we got to. we got to the finish line and. uh we had to swallow a goldfish oh damn. really yeah. and they threw us in the showers and all. the showers were on cold and they just.
threw us in there and like made us wait. in there oh wow interesting like yeah. like that like yeah we didn't have any. of that stuff. i mean that's a really bad i mean yeah. you had to carry pads and stuff like. that off the floor the lord will fix. that is that tebow yeah oh he'll be fine. but yeah that's a bad cut it looks cool. on him though he does kind of look cool. yeah he pulled it off yeah i think it. reminds me of moe and curly and larry of. the threes that's exactly what it is i. mean but if you just wear a hat it's. like alright i'm good.
yeah. but once you don't wear that hat dude. you're definitely you better have a wife. yeah you might as well just not wear a. hat just so like it's it's known yeah. like you don't want to take it off and. be like oh wait a second yeah you don't. want to surprise people and i don't. think he was looking for a wife at that. point either so he's probably good i. think this might have been a point i. don't remember in his career when he i. don't even know if he was because i. think he had some stuff where he wasn't. maybe dating i don't remember yeah like. he was a virgin and stuff the whole. thing right yeah so i think yeah he was. well now this dude right there. that looks like his actual haircut.
he was like this is this is you don't. even have to cut my hair. this is our roll yeah. this guy looks like he got cancer from. like a native american like this dude. looks like. he is frickin. all in bro like last of the chemotherapy. dude this dude's ready to ride bro i'm. with this guy man. um oh my goodness is the biggest uh you. had a lot of neat uh people to play with. over there was matt forte a really cool.
guy yeah matt's the best god i was a big. j.p loseman fan growing up yeah uh and i. went to school i went to school at. loyola when jp went to tulane and so i. got to know him some and so um yeah. super super super talented um awesome. dude in the locker room off the field. like did everything right um. true professional he was awesome yeah. the offensive lineman is that your most. important guys like do you have to like. for me yeah yeah i mean receivers are. important too but like you know.
something like you just gotta kind of. you throw in the ball take them to. dinner like. they're kind of devish so like they're. easy to deal with i mean the offensive. lineman like they. they make or break you is there some. times where you really were on seasons. and where it's like man i don't know if. these some of these guys are really down. for me like is there is there is there. like a real thing when those guys are. like down for you and when they're not. yeah i mean you you've got to start the. you guys are in the pre they're in. training camp like you've got to earn. their trust and you've got to be there. for them and you got to you know stick. up for them and go to dinners with them. and like.
ride or die like they're your co-workers. yeah they're. they're your front line yeah. so even if they mess up like you you got. to build them back up it makes me scared. bro i'll get scared even watching people. now is the time to celebrate. you know jay cutler's play in the nfl. and draftkings is rocking the nfl. that's right the first nfl sunday of the. season is about to kick off. and draftkings is the official fantasy. partner.
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protecting the the most valuable asset. out there i mean these guys are getting. paid. crazy amount of money so. the nfl is going to protect them and. you know i don't think i think i think i. think it's a good thing for the game. because like you don't want to get into. a season where you know you lose five of. the best starting quarterbacks in nfl. like you want like they're they're. trying to take care of the product they. want to put a good product out there. they want to make it exciting. you know it's just uh you know it's a. fine line it's like hey like how far do.
you actually go here with this. interesting. um. what feels some of your time these days. man so obviously you started potting. were you doing something else was there. another business that you thought about. getting into. um you know. have people come at you with some weird. ideas or anything you know i'm doing a a. meat subscription box now called yeah. yeah so i'm doing that. and and that was fun i thought about. doing a butcher shop at one point but. i'm like i don't know if that's i mean. butcher shop would be cool i know but.
they like you know the pandemic or hit. and i was like well people aren't even. leaving their houses like they're. definitely not gonna go buy meat yeah. that's true yeah yeah. hey we can't leave our house but we. gotta go buy some meat today let's do. that. because the wife's like no you're not. going you're not going out we need meat. damn it i'm going to go to the butcher. shop but cuddles selling meat. um and then yeah i mean i don't know i'm. just figuring it out yeah no do you feel. any pressure you don't need financial. you don't need no i don't feel i don't.
feel pressure um i like doing the. podcast stuff you know the kids are. getting older so they're doing more. stuff. um. you know there was pressure when i first. got out but i mean that's gone now so. it's just kind of just. i've i always said like hey like things. will start to come like i'll i mean i'm. not gonna just sit on my my butt forever. and i'm not doing that so yeah it's it's. it's picking up yeah. um did you get to play against drew. brees you guys played once right in the. playoffs maybe played in the playoffs.
when they had reggie bush i think the. saints had reggie bush oh no i was i was. in chicago that i played uh. i played him in den i played him in. denver um put him in denver they had. reggie and then in chicago we played him. probably i'm sure we played him a couple. times was it interesting to see drew. brees because he almost is like an. anomaly like i remember when i first got. to new orleans. he came out and saw a comedy show it was. like his first week in town and scott. vegeta brought him out to see a comedy. show one time yeah we won that game. that denver denver saints game.
they missed a field goal they missed a. like a 50-yard field goal 40-yard field. goal at the at the end to lose and we. won. um. yeah he's. yeah it's it's was and. if you watch him like he lifts his head. up because he's short he lifts his head. up and like he's looking through his. face mask. and i'm like i don't know no idea how. it's like insane and he's insanely. accurate insanely smart. um. it's yeah. he's got a ton of records i mean he's.
gonna he's people have a hard time. catching him. was it fun to hand the ball off and not. have to pass that's what i would want to. do i feel like oh sometimes kind of. relaxing like yeah like yeah like just. you know you don't even have to think. but i mean a lot of the run players have. checks on them you've got to go the. other way you've got to point a mic i. mean there's. very few like we call them uh call and. runs like just car plays like you just. go up there you call it and you just go. up there and say hey blue 80 bloody set. up and you just hand it off. and there's a handful of those in the.
game plan but i mean not many there's. probably fewer in today's game than i. had. did you ever hand it off to a gun you're. like man this guy is [ __ ] dude they're. gonna kill this guy oh yeah that's. awesome yeah you handed off me like this. is going nowhere. good luck bro. good luck. damn bro that's freaking wild man. um. you had that thing a couple weeks ago. they were talking about the mask with. the kids yeah and the superintendent or. the would you really be a superintendent. i'd be on the school board i'm going to. be i want to be on the school board um.
i would vote for you man i would help. you campaign i appreciate it uh. in my district it's not i can't. run until 2024. so what is it 20 why because you have to. live there for a long time no just. because like that's how the terms are so. i think it's a four year term i think. i'm guessing and. the last vote was in 2000 so the guy in. my district isn't up until 2024. so i've. got some time to uh campaign hit the. road fundraiser.
all the things you yeah maybe do a. little comedy cuts fundraiser absolutely. some meat some chuckles get some uh get. some uh some school moms out there yeah. but it's it's people have been. supportive um and you know williamson. county i think is going through it right. now with the mass situation and. everything else and. it's uh. it's going to be interesting to see what. happens in the school systems down there. yeah it's kind of it's it's kind of wild. thinking about like kids having to wear.
that's kind of almost the scariest thing. i feel like some people say well kids. don't know it's an issue if you don't. tell them it's an issue. and some of that i get but also like. i feel like if i have a mascot i can't i. don't get the same feelings from people. i don't get the same intuition yeah and. also it's like children are like the. least like. it just seems it seems ridiculous yeah. and you and i mean now you know that's. what they're spinning now if you go on. cnn like it's like all right you know.
we've got. outrageous number of kids getting. getting sick and stuff and then if you. go to a different site it's like well. they're. you know the survival rate for kids is. 99.9 percent so it's it's like you get. it from both sides yeah and and my and. you know i got pinned on the no mass. side which i'm fine with that and that's. for my kids i don't want them to wear. masks in school yeah i think it's it's. hard enough being in school. it's hard enough you know going through. that you know that k through five to. have to have a mask on and.
learn how to read and write and talk and. do all this stuff. with that being said like if you want to. send your kid to school with a mass. that's that's on you yeah i'm fine with. it i got no issues if you want to get. the vaccine get the vaccine yeah um i. just don't think we we can make a. mandate for you know k through five like. hey you have to wear a mask that was my. whole thing like you can't mandate that. right and then and then and they and. they they gave they gave everyone you. can opt out i mean they they figured. that part out so i mean we opted out.
um. but i i just don't want to get pinned. like all right i'm a hundred percent. against this and i'm i'm guessing for my. own being. but if you have a different opinion i'm. i'm more than willing to listen and i'm. more than willing to support whatever. decision you want to make. yeah totally i think it's interesting. sometimes how if you say anything that. is even like contrary or not even. contrary but like it's like if you want. to raise your hand and even talk about. stuff. you immediately get pinned on like.
you're this outlier you're this like. anarchist and i think a lot of that is. goes back to what we're talking to. earlier it's just like anything that. people can click on it's like they just. want that's all they care about making. they don't really care about making a. conversation and it's and it's all just. you extreme over here extreme over here. like there's no. like middle ground anymore there's no. common sense like i don't understand i. think there are a lot of them but those. people no one wants to well and they. don't want to talk those people don't. want to talk because you're going to get. destroyed on one side of the other but i. think you're right i think there's a lot.
of people in this middle ground. that do have common sense that do want. to live in this middle area and don't. want to be on these. extremes they just. you know i mean it's not worth it. anymore to say anything yeah it's like. that's the weird part i'm not going to. say anything i don't want to deal with. this either side of this. yeah man sometimes i get afraid to speak. up man about certain things yeah but. also sometimes i get afraid this is why. i get afraid jay because sometimes i. um. we give him another water just so he has.
it thank you sean um sometimes i get. afraid because i just don't i sometimes. my brain doesn't work as well as as fast. as i need it to so it's like i don't. want to say something until i know. exactly what it is and people don't give. you room to like. oh no you say one thing wrong it's over. yeah dude you don't get a second chance. it's like well that's impossible so the. only people that are even allowed to. speak anymore then are people reading. off teleprompters who are knowing. exactly what they're about to say or. maybe like ben shapiro who's like. somehow or jordan peterson who are like.
computers and they're able to get it. from here together process it just like. that it's crazy man seeing some of that. and there's a lot of people out there. that just don't want to say anything. because they don't want to get canceled. they don't want to lose sponsors they. don't want to lose their job so like. they're just like hey i can't say. anything yeah i can't because i've got. to feed my family i need to go to work. yeah and that's kind of interesting too. it's like at least yeah maybe sometimes. i'll take that for granted like i'm in a. place where at least i could say some. stuff if i want to but i worry though if.
i say like not say certain things but. like. like the other day we did a netflix. special and that we taped at the ryman. and they. like a couple days before like everybody. needs to be vaccinated or have a. negative test sure. and it was like. you know everybody had bought their. tickets knowing that they either had a. just knowing both things i'm willing to. go i've been vaccinated i'm willing to. go and i haven't yeah. um. so that was really interesting because. then it's like this. they're like well this is kind of our. production that we're putting on so it's. like you want to work with the rules.
people have already bought their tickets. they're coming you want them to be able. to be a part of it and see the show. but it's interesting when businesses. kind of um. start to have mandates and whether. they're worried about what the social. media repercussions will be. and that's that's so real that's a. that's the world we live in now i know. it's weird man it is weird it's really. weird and we're at the point to we're at. that we're at that we're still i think. in that period where we're navigating. what that is and what it means and if it. means anything like.
you know two years ago a tweet somebody. said something it meant everything and. now it's starting to be a little bit. like people don't even pay attention. that much no yeah yeah i mean twitter i. think twitter like. it's just about quantity like people are. just spitting out stuff i mean and it's. just gone like there's a next thought. the next thought the next thought. um yes i don't think twitter i mean. there's impactful people that tweet for. sure but like i think a lot of twitter. is just. it's just you know it's garbage yeah. it's just a weird chatterbox it's like.
yeah it's almost like stephen a smith. but in like a business yeah just just. firing off stuff yeah just right just. word garbage. anything that it's like anything that. will pick up steam exactly but it's. gonna be it's gonna be interesting like. 10 years from now like we look back in. the space and time and like what. what we're going to think about. i don't know i don't want to speculate. but it's going to be it's going to be. it's going to be interesting. because you know you look back at. remember like like y2k yeah oh yeah that. was like the first big thing yeah like.
it the world was ending like banks banks. were gonna be like finished people were. buying lambs dude people were buying. like lambs and stuff for [ __ ] you know. saying people are insane yeah banks were. going to be done yeah all your money. will be going. on. like the whole thing i wonder if that. was like the first thing that really. started to scare people i don't know i. don't know but i mean you're gonna be a. prepper here soon so like you're good oh. dude. i can't wait bro i'll be just sitting. there with a kindle [ __ ] watching old. joe rogans. just doing all i can man.
just eating [ __ ] jay cutler beef. jerky that gets brought to me. from a local wagon what was that. question that came in man we'll get to a. couple questions here for you jay. hi theo and jay um i am so excited to. know that jay is going to be on theo's. podcast that's awesome. jay. oh my gosh learn everything you can from. him he's awesome uh my question is for j. cutler. um my son started playing football this.
year he's nine he's a big boy and i'm. wondering what some of your encouraging. words might be for a first time football. player first year um and anything for. the moms out there who are watching our. uh sweet little thick boys getting. blasted on the line. gang uncut. oh that's tough i know i know whenever. my mom like when i started playing. football and even like whenever i got. into the nfl like she was an absolute. nightmare on yesterday.
oh my gosh so nervous i mean literally i. mean. every game i played. just terrified. and what is he terrified are you getting. hurt yeah getting hit like a whole thing. and. would she be in the stands always at the. same spot kind of where you could see. her um. yeah i mean i always knew where our. parents were and then we had a box. when i got an nfl so i mean i always. knew where they were. um. and looking back on it now i'm like i.
get it because i have kids right. and they my oldest ones play football. and it's like. i don't know bro like. i don't know like i don't know if we. need to put you out here this because i. mean watching them get hit and stuff. it's like. it it's gonna it's it's hard and i took. it for granted as whenever i was playing. like i didn't get it you know i got it. but i was like hey i'm gonna be fine. like i've got this taken care of like. you can chill out mom yeah um. yeah you don't get what they're going no. not at all but now you see them now yeah.
now i see it completely different i'm. like i'm like i i understand it now like. it. and thinking about. cam or my oldest like going out there. playing football and getting you know. just smoked on a place like gosh that's. gonna be tough to watch. and would people try and smoke him or. other dads gonna put a hit you know gosh. yeah yeah lions fans or something you. know some dads and lions yeah it's gotta. be tough absolutely in any household. absolutely and it's just you know that. undue pressure on them and you know all. those things so. i'm sorry to all the all the moms out.
there i know how how difficult it is to. to do that and you just gotta. encourage your son as much as you. possibly can positive positive positive. it's in any sport when they first start. make it fun make it fun oh make it fun. what sport if you had to lead him into a. different one do you think you'd maybe. lead him into baseball oh yeah huh yeah. i mean. baseball's safe man yeah super safe i. mean obviously you can get hit with a. ball um. the only the only downside of baseball.
is you play 162 games oh yeah your. wife's gonna leave you oh for sure. you might even know she's gone dude how. many games you just come back like. wait what where are you going where'd. you go. um i'm friends with walker bueller. actually that went to vanderbilt he's. probably him and joe musgrove are. probably my only two baseball guys. that's pro baseball men that i know but. um yeah it's a different lifestyle. but one thing that's interesting about. him dude he's kind of uh i don't want to. see he's not a regular size dude but he.
throws just out of sheer fury bro like. some guys are like six seven you know. but i mean he throws out of just his. whole body still actually. dude in one of his arms when you see him. he showed me one time it's like way. longer yeah yeah his whole right side of. his body is probably completely. different and that's that's typical of. um quarterbacks too like. yeah i mean this this side is is is. doing this and this side is pulling so. like you're pushing and you're pulling.
um so i mean you get torts i mean you're. doing this all day long so i mean it has. effects on your body. what about a ufc do you ever you ever. been to it yeah love it you do yeah i. went to uh connor's last fight connor. and dustin yeah me too dude yeah. me too i was there i saw corey feldman. there did you yeah which is pretty cool. who else oh i saw. i got to meet austin hooper okay um. who's a football guy and baker mayfield. and obj.
they're actually really cool yeah i saw. them uh friday night met trump saturday. night before the fight yeah no was that. cool it was really cool. that's gonna get me canceled. meet nick chuck huh meeting nick chubb. who you met nick chubb donald trump oh. you met trump yeah oh yeah no i don't i. mean i don't think that'll get you. canceled dude i think you can meet. i mean i think you're probably probably. fine dude i was there when he came into. the arena the place went. it went crazy yeah went crazy the place.
went berserker they were chanting for. him yeah that was wild man um but that. was the first time i've ever been around. um you got to meet him though huh yeah. first time i've ever been around a. president um and like secret service are. they there oh yeah they were there they. look legit or they don't look legit. that's a really good question i've heard. mixed reviews sometimes and it was mixed. reviews and i was with my buddies. and we were sitting there and. we're like we're kind of i don't know i. mean i probably shouldn't say this but. we will i will we're kind of sizing up.
the secret service not that we're gonna. do anything but it's like all right you. know like these guys are they should be. the best the best i was. in in the. security world and you're at a ufc even. people everybody size in every yeah but. i mean we're at the trump we're the. trump hotel at this point okay we're in. this you know conference room just. waiting oh you're waiting to see him. yeah we're waiting to see him and secret. service is around and i'm like you know. what like he looks legit right you know. you're five seven yeah just kind of. looks like a normal dude below normal.
two inches yeah yeah and i'm like i just. don't. but i mean they have to be super trained. and let's ask my buddies like do you. think you could take that guy. and he's like. probably he goes if i train for a year i. could take that guy like no weapon. a year is a long time. now especially when you don't have any. time because but i think these dudes. these guys these guys they've got some. they've got some skill set that that we. don't know about that i don't think you. can you prepare for in a year. yeah that's probably true.
yeah i think you're looking at guys who. are probably retired seals that sort of. thing yeah or like some bad dudes yeah. and like i've thought about that like. you know you run into like. mma guys are everywhere now it's like if. you you you you just got to be careful. with people. that is kind of a cool equalizer of. things it's like i don't i mean i'm not. a fighter so i don't fight people yeah. but like i know people that do and like. if you run into the wrong dude in a bar. like it could go real bad real fast yeah. it used to be totally different you used.
to be kind of like oh you know this guy. will win this yeah but now it's like. yeah with all these headlocks leg locks. kimuras these chokes just break your arm. in like two seconds and just walk out. yeah dude i go over to nashville mma or. i i did actually tell i got a couple of. cracked ribs and it was a really. affecting my workflow yeah but um rips. would do that to you yeah huh. that's just disheartening man it sucks. everything you can't you can't function. you can't do anything i could barely. even hug somebody if i wanted to it you. can't even take a [ __ ] yeah. yeah i couldn't even i almost had to.
keep my hands up like this when i should. do which is insane but it was just like. less pressure on my body i get it. god man the stuff that men go through. women think they go through it all. the stuff that men go they go through. some stuff i mean yeah that's a good. point you're right dude you're right. dude um who was your first girlfriend do. you remember in high school did you have. one um. first first real girlfriend yeah her. name was brooke yeah. she's pretty hotter now i mean yeah i. felt like at the time dude i bet you.
always got the hot ones man. dude i remember i had to make out with. this girl in a sand trap that had two. different color eyes dude so was it like. cool two different colors or like kind. of did it freak you out. it was a little wizard it was little. dungeons and dragons you know what i'm. saying like a little bit somebody's. rolling one of those big. what i'm saying every time you looked at. her really cool chick though yeah so. but yeah man i remember one time the hot. girl for some reason. i got she she was down to go to like a. dance or something she was feeling her.
vibe yeah i don't know what happened she. might have not been feeling well yeah i. don't know what happened but anyway she. was giving me a chance she was ill yeah. yeah. and we went to. uh oh and we went to like this dance. and then i we were back at my friend's. place where i was staying at and i like. ha she were like kind of kissing and i. just couldn't believe in my head that. this hot girl was giving me an. opportunity yeah so i'm like i'm just. like i'm just not doing real well. there's a statue oh dude i'm trying to.
kiss but i can't like open get my mouth. you're overthinking it oh dude i'm. overthinking just like you know i've got. brains in every part of my body every. and then i remember trying to like touch. her panties and stuff and i got so. nervous dude that i just took her home. bro. and i remember dude i remembered she got. out of the car. and even she was shocked like why am i. going yeah what's happening here yeah. and i remember pulling over by this. freaking. this dock this boat dock and [ __ ]. crying in my car dude and that was in.
high school that sucks it was like my. own nerves made it so hard for me to. like sometimes do things like. even someone's playing basketball like. if they ever put me at point guard i'd. be so nervous i couldn't handle i would. just shoot it from half court. like you just didn't want to mess it. yeah just like yeah i just get it out of. my hands so i was like if i do this you. know then i'm okay you're good yeah. but everything man that's how i that's. why i think do you i feel like. quarterbacks have to have just not have. this nerve thing you know you you i mean.
yeah i mean i got nervous i mean i. always got nervous before games but i. think it was more like an anxious type. of thing of like all right i'm ready to. do this like let's go do this like um. there you know didn't want to fail and i. know there's guys out there that. are are scared of failing um. and there was probably no though i. probably had some of that in me i know. it definitely had some that in high. school um. but i think once i got to the nfl like. you prepare and like you do everything.
during the week so like you give. yourself the best opportunity on sunday. to be ready and if you do that like. you're good. but like there is of. definitely a factor of the unknown out. there like you're not sure like is this. gonna work am i gonna perform am i going. to. be good enough on on this given day um. and and there's definitely those. thoughts that run through your brain for. sure and in my brain anyway yeah. um. was that you the first girl you ever. kissed brooke.
no i kissed a different i kissed a girl. before that christy yeah dude before. that. at a dance the girl that i kissed was. named christy bro really i'm not even. joking dude and i would say her last. name but. and she had part of her toothless kind. of chip she kind of had that lloyd. christmas a little you know. and somebody locked us in a room dude. some pervert i think. and why and like went out by the window. and watched us stay in there and try to. kiss louisiana is a different place man.
it was happening so weird. maybe that's why i was always so scared. it was just everything was [ __ ]. there's so many perverts. it's a different it's a different state. uh was it at a dance or was it yeah yeah. it was yeah yeah. yep i mean school dances where i mean. you look back on them now and it's like. there was so much pressure. in it. yeah it's like who am i gonna dance with. like you you're gonna sit on the. sidelines are you gonna get in the mix. like what's happening here yeah and all.
the slow songs were so good back then is. so long. oh yeah. yeah that's for a good time do they. still have school dances is that still a. thing i don't know it might be virtual. now i'm sure probably. and i think if you're erect you just. like press a button or it's like you. know what i'm saying like kind of pings. your screen or whatever. um. dude that's funny but you got nervous. too even asking girls out and stuff for. sure yeah really yeah yeah yeah. god dude yeah absolutely can't even. believe that yeah i mean i was i mean i.
was kind of a late bloomer. in in school so and like i don't think i. i mean you were tall though right no oh. you weren't. i mean i was i mean i was taller than. you yeah but like i i grew up probably. i grew an inch and a half in college oh. damn my freshman year. because the tall guy had always i feel. like the tall guy always is such a weird. thing if you don't play a sport yeah. then you got to work at the airport. usually by the baggage do something and. it's like if there's not like so to be.
tall because you're standing out from. the crowd and to not have like a. maybe a skill or something that makes. you feel comfortable that would be scary. yeah like if you were like six foot nine. and like you didn't play basketball it's. like what are you doing bro yeah. what do you do with your life at least. move to slovakia and play like on the. internet you know oh gosh um let's get. one or two more questions did you um. was there uh man there was a. oh were there players in the nfl do you. think that couldn't read like is it that.
uh yeah absolutely wow what a doubt. i don't know how many but i'm i'm. positive there are students i can't read. that's awesome. that's awesome well i mean the nfl is. like it's just i mean. it's probably. the. nfl players they come from different. backgrounds in basketball or baseball or. soccer i mean a lot of these kids from. like come from you know some tough tough.
areas oh yeah out of florida and texas. and stuff and. you know. football is their way out yeah and you. know reading and writing is. i i'm sure it's less now than what what. it used to be just because the education. and. i mean social media like they all have. social media so they probably all can. read it right now i'm probably wrong. no i think by i think now you're. probably right i mean i remember we had. kids at our school definitely that were. in eighth grade that couldn't read them. right you know it was like.
what's common in louisiana i feel like. yeah i think it is yeah it's part of our. that's our national that's part of your. charm. our national anthem is just a bunch of. people just. staring at the alphabet our state our. state song. here's a question right here from the. guy from friday night lights after he uh. after things went took a different turn. here we go. hi theo hi jay. hope this finds you guys well he's. excited my question to jay is you know. we hear a lot of stories about how nba. players and nfl players.
they go broke within like three years of. being out of their respective leagues. and i know that's not the case with you. jay but i would be interested in knowing. what your best investment has been with. your with your nfl money and also what. your worst investment has been with your. nfl money i know theo was asked to be an. investor in like a mexican drug cartel. zoo or something which. it's in a load could have been a cash. cow. a little risky but could have been a. cash cow well it burned down just about.
a month ago. whole zoo burned down. really yeah me and my buddy gotta be. kind of cool to own a zoo. oh i think it would be good like on a. lion or cutler's cages. yeah yeah i don't feel oh man the cages. probably aren't a good look though. um best for soft cages soft cages yeah. yeah. i could see that padded yeah yeah i got. those fatty cages. it's just a lot of people you know that. are in there probably.
oh gosh. best investment or worse investment was. there anything i know it's kind of a. boring question it's not important yes. no i mean i i i can make it cool if i. had something cool right you know that. it's one of those questions like this is. either gonna be really awesome or is. this gonna be like oh this this that was. a dumb question because the gas sucked. yeah did you buy a bunch of sea-doos or. something what happened um you know i. bought a lot of dumb car i mean not like. i just went through a lot of cars yeah. and.
you know not super like not two three. hundred thousand four thousand dollar. cars just like your you know your your. mercedes and your. audis and trucks and like i would i. would just go. home a hummer at once at one point. i've had a. toyota land cruiser twice oh yeah those. are sick i've had i mean just like this. dumb stuff and i got to a point i was. like this is stupid like we need to just. stop like just buy a car and just drive. it right. instead of doing yeah the highly short.
term one year yeah um what do you think. of that new ford bronco i love it you do. i do wow i like it i i tell you what i. like more and i'm on the on the list for. it is the uh the. the at least. are they out yet weren't they supposed. to be out like what happened i've seen a. couple actually you have like in real. life i sure have out in the wild yep out. in the wild brother i've seen these. things wow roaming the earth dude oh now. that i didn't see that one that's doors.
off i didn't know they could do that. what i'm i'm on the wait list for the uh. the hummer ev oh you are yeah the. electric one huh like the top comes off. you bring up that hum ready put up the. hummer overview because i got on the. cyber truck but i can't tell if it seems. cool or not the tesla one yeah. and then i can't tell if you're going to. be able to get your own tires put onto. it or if you have to use the ones that. they give you because of just something. oh wow this is see i feel like this. looks a little chunkier than the bronco.
i feel like the bronco looks too small. yeah the bronco is small they like this. i think i think this is gonna be. like you said a little bigger and the. tops come off i mean and it's electric i. feel like i probably should have an. electric car at some point yeah. my life maybe not. i like the smell of gas yeah i mean i've. got to get in on my hands i've got. diesel trucks like i don't oh damn you. got that sweet gas huh yeah so like i. feel like getting getting uh electric. might like even even me out some yeah.
doing the right thing backing god's gas. graces. yeah oh that's pretty put up pull up the. one kevin love's always trying to sell. on instagram. what's he selling oh. no kevin love um. [Music]. it's like a woody wagon i think. selling car i don't know nope this woody. wagon what you try. let me see what he's always doing. oh no.
it's always on it i just see it did you. make this up maybe oh that thing. [Laughter]. kev club definitely doesn't have a win. that's not it man. he made that up yeah no i there's i. thought it was. some. that's always selling something i tried. to uh i told i have a yoga instructor. this morning i told her i was gonna try. to set you up with her too. uh like for yoga or for a date um for. either one. so her name is emma she teaches yoga and.
where she teach that is it good right. here she taught me this morning oh she. comes to your house yeah. oh that's nice. she's um does she do chakras. she might dude she's strong is she i. mean she's a yeah she's a dime i mean. all those all those yoga chicks are. strong like they scare me. yeah i mean don't scare me like that but. they're like. they're strong you ever date a real just. a real no no no. that no that's too much for me it is. yeah that's not that's not my speed you. don't want that hearty panda huh.
oh yeah i don't know i definitely did it. ago you got a pat on the back every day. you know in the back kind of pats back. um. yeah i'm trying to think of just one. more anything to think about that dance. i was just thinking about those dances. man that really was fun growing up it. was. i would go and get with your friends and. you all plan to go eat somewhere where'd. y'all go eat at do you remember was like. we went to this place called fazzios it. was kind of dicey and a lot of divorcees. and people would meet up over there. parents to like kind of. low-key try and like sneak around i.
gotcha i mean i grew up in a really. small town like and it was just a bunch. of like small towns so it was like you. know denny's was the spot oh yeah the. gadget football games or stuff like you. know go to go to denny's no way oh yeah. it was open 25 i think it was open 24 7. because it was right off the interstate. but it was like 20 minutes away. um. yeah denny's and it was back whenever. like they had a smoking section remember. the non-smoking and smoking section what. do you remember that you don't it was. probably because everyone louisiana.
smokes yeah it was all smoking such as. the whole state of smoking. dude i'm trying to think yeah but that. was always fun man so you go even have. to go eat there before dances even after. after yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah that was fun dude those are times. that i that i really that i really miss. um it must be interesting being a dad. because you kind of get to have this. nostalgia where you get to kind of see. um the other side of the coin and what. it's like yeah yeah um. i think it's harder to be a kid now. though. i think there's more pressure they grow.
up faster um. so i think it's a little bit tougher but. it but it's it's still a joy i mean just. to see them. you know go through some of the things. that you went through and you're able to. help them and kind of you know. you know there's certain things you're. like. i don't want to help you like you've got. to figure this out on your own so it's. kind of this fine dance of like i don't. want to shelter you but i also don't i. love you to death i don't really want to. see you get hurt right and it's like ah. which where where do you where do you. land here on some of this stuff does he. give you a different it gives you a.
different respect for your own father. probably oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah. cool man absolutely the circle of life. man it's pretty fascinating who were you. cheering for that fight were you. cheering for connor yeah you were yeah. well i mean i i knew but i knew he's. gonna lose. like we had money on russian yeah but. like it would i think it would have been. good for ufc for him to yeah be back in. it but like. we went into the fight saying this he's. gonna get murdered. i wish he would have made it to that.
first round who knows what could have. happened i mean he's such a good striker. it would have been i think it would have. been gotten even worse in the second. round you think yeah i think dustin was. going to absolutely destroy him yeah. that's crazy but it's amazing like you. know he's he's talking in the in the in. the talking [ __ ] in the hospital. i'm like what this dude. i wish i believed in myself that much. like it's just. this is in the hospital broken leg just. he's already back. yeah yeah. that's like somebody in a coma and he.
finally gets a first word yeah. it's just like [ __ ] like are you. kidding me right now. like it didn't even happen like yeah. like he fell off his bike and broke his. leg that's what's interesting it's. almost like whatever it is it doesn't. even happen he's a king no matter what. no matter what it reminds me of that six. nine have you seen that six nine. documentary oh dude it's really. interesting because he just started. realizing that none of these rappers. were really killing each other anymore. yeah so he could just talk [ __ ] to all. of them because none of them were. actually going to kill him yeah and he. was right he figured it out yeah he.
broke he broke the code he's just. calling everybody a [ __ ] just doing. whatever he wants and none of them are. and so then the next thing you know he's. just like look at me he's the man he's a. legend it. that might be how to do life just. maybe it is just not even see all the. social media not even see all the thing. and just be your own thing believe in. yourself to the core a thousand percent. [ __ ] i think we i think we just nailed. it. um best of luck with the new podcast man. you can find it on podcast one. yes and um and we'll put the links to it.
below and uh jay cutler's man thanks for. coming in bro i appreciate it was fun. man yeah it's fun man. [Music]. now i'm just floating on the breeze and. i feel i'm falling like these leaves i. must be. cornerstone. oh but when i reach that ground i'll. share this piece of mind i found i can.
feel. [Music]. a it time. for me to set that parking brake. and let myself on my heart. shine that light on me. i'll sit and tell you my stories.
[Music]. [Music]. and now i've been moving way too fast on. the runaway train with a heavy load of. my. [Music]. know.
