Hey Patty!! | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #646

I want to wish everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day. That's what it is, baby. Saint Patty. Hey, Patty. Do Patty. We used to have this girl boss and her. parents didn't let her do much. You know, and God didn't really let her. do much. She didn't have. you know, she probably had. a couple of abilities. But she would uh she was in charge of. bringing the garbage out to the curb, you know.

And uh we'd be out there about a bus. stop sometimes and she lugged them cans. on out. And it was kind of like one of. the only times she'd kind of go out and. about. And so she'd get all dressed up and. um and even so don't put her mama's. lipstick on and pull them garbage cans. out there. And we'd be like, "Hey, Patty.". And she would smile, bro. She'd smile. I mean, she would get all shy sometime. and even hide, but she would stop. pulling the can and hide behind it.

So she'd be hiding behind that garbage. can, but we'd be like, "Hey, hey, Patty.". Just kind of you know, being sweet to. her or whatever. Just not really. flirting, but just. you know, just hey, Patty in her. And uh. and she would just be so shy and. nervous, boy. Hey, Patty. And she'd be pulling that can out there. at the curb. But she'd smile so big when we kind of. like be flirting at her, you know. And. her lipstick, man, she'd smile so big. she'd get lipstick on her on her. earlobes, bro.

She was like that happy'd out. And there's something nice about that, seeing somebody get joyed out. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Who was St. Patrick? Let me look it up real quick. Who was. St. Patrick? Cuz I've been I've been to. some St. Patty's, boy. I've been Dude, I remember one time I. was out, I remember down in Rochester, downtown over there. And people are getting blasted. They're. just like, "St. Patrick.

Put St. Patrick." They don't even know. who you know. Hey, Patty. People don't. even know what's going on, dude. People. out there just eating cigarettes. And just Dude, I had one dude, he had. his kid in a uh. one of those wagons. Um like a little wagon. He had a. 1-year-old just or maybe a half of. 1-year-old. This [ __ ] probably. you know, just however much half of one. is. And that was him, the baby. Just a. little damn manger. This [ __ ].

had like a little to-go manger. Just. it's. just some hay around that [ __ ] And. he'd stacked a bunch of to-go orders on. top of that baby, bro. Just to keep him. warm, bro. A baby stay warm. Touch a baby, bro. And a on its back or. whatever. Touch it again in an hour. I bet you. that [ __ ] still warm. But yeah, this dude, he was just rolling. home, bro. He had like six or seven. to-go orders stacked on that sleeping. baby, bro.

A bunch of garbage plates stacked on a. damn 4-month-old cut. What do we got here? St. Patrick. And this is on Perplexity. That's what. I'm using. St. Patrick was a 5th-century. Christian missionary and bishop. Uh he. was born in Britain. At age 16, he was captured by Irish. raiders and taken to Ireland as a slave, where he herded animals for about 6. years before escaping back to his. family. Let's go, Patty.

Hey, Patty. After returning home, he eventually. trained for ministry and later felt. called back to Ireland as a missionary. Okay. Patrick spent years traveling through. parts of Ireland preaching, baptizing, founding churches, and ordaining clergy. He is. traditionally regarded as the first. bishop of Armagh. and became the leading figure associated. with Ireland's conversion from paganism. to Christianity. Dang, he was that dog.

He was that lord dog, brother. We ride here. Hey, Patty. He was that lord dog. The famous story. that he drove the snakes out of Ireland. is considered a legend often read. symbolically. Since there is no evidence Ireland had. native snakes after the last ice age. Wow. So there's no snakes in Ireland, huh? They're all working in politics in. Israel, I guess. Or America.

Um. Anyway, happy St. Patrick's Day to. everybody who's celebrating. Got my. green on. Got my green on. Uh what's cracking, dude? Not much, bro. Um just got back from Alb kir kir. kir kir kir kir kir Alb kir kir kir kir. They put so many kir kir kirks in it. You know, by the time you're done saying. it, you're gone. You already left. You're like, "Damn, I don't even you. know, I was there, but I couldn't say it. fast enough cuz they had too many kir.

kir kir kir kir kir. Alb kir kir kir kir kir Alb Alb kir kir. kir kir kir kir kir kir. Have you tried the green chilies? Bro, if you haven't been to Alb kir kir. kir kir kir kir kir. kir kir. then you don't you don't you don't know. what it's like, bro. When you get there, it's freaking it's very Latino, you. know. It's like a lot of like essays who. never wrote any essays, bro. You know. what I'm saying? Like that. It's like a. [ __ ] like. But it's also like a lot of hard working.

good people there. Uh. A lot of kindness, bro. You know Mexican. culture, bro. They freaking it's a. blast, dude. They have a blast, bro. >> [snorts]. >> You know? And that most of our laborers. in the U in America, most of the hardest. workers are Mexicanos. Not all of them. I'm not saying that. And everybody's kind of taking their. turn over time. If you look through. history, all cultures have taken their. time of being hard workers. Um. and some, you know, some are more prevalent now than others,

but it's for sure they got a lot of. Latinos there. Latinos aquí. Aquí Latinos. And bro, but you got a lot of construction babies. down there. Children born out on even. you know, you you'll you'll be you'll. you'll see in the street they'll have. two kids. Even just even the children. are involved in trades, you know. I saw. two kids just throwing a piece of. drywall back and forth. You'll see a homeless dude, he'll have a. sign, but it's written in drywall and. it's really edged really well and.

you know, he's got um baseboard at the. bottom of his sign. You know, like even. [ __ ] like that. You're like, "Damn, this. You'll see a a dog house there. Just the. shingles are done really well. There's. just like a Latino guy that's drinking. under one of the eaves of the home. Um. But yeah, man, it's a place you. you grow to love, man. But I'll say this about Albuquerque, bro. They don't like doing two stories. on nothing. Everything is just one.

story, bro. One just like only one story. It's. almost like for a long time they maybe. didn't have a ladder. They and then finally they got a ladder. because they'll they'll be like 50 miles. of just one story houses. Just like. ranch style home. Just. Um. Have you tried the green chilies? Everywhere you go to eat. We went to a. place um I went to watch my friend uh. Diego's sister was playing basketball. out there in the state tournament.

And so we went to watch her game and it. was cool. It was at the pit where the. Lobos play, where the New Mexico. uh basketball team plays. And they won their game. They lost their. second game, but. um. you'll get them next year. That's the vibe. And. >> [snorts]. >> yeah, it was just great, bro. We went to. a place to eat called Frontier. Aw. It was so good, bro. It was just so [ __ ] good. Hey, Patty. But they also it's like no.

matter who you talk to there, they're. just like, "Yeah, have you tried the. green chilies?". They'll have a dude in a coma or. whatever and he'll finally like start to. say something and they'll be like, "He's. He's going to talk." And he'll be like, "Have you tried the green chilies?". It's all anybody cares about, bro. You. could be going to jail and they'll be. like, "How do you plead?" And they'll be. like, "I've tried the green chilies.". It's just there's something about it, bro. That's just their thing, bro. The. green chilies over there. So. But that was uh. it was a blast just to get to go over.

there. We just went for the day, caught the. game, and and came back home. What else is going on? Uh. Well, personally, I guess there's Oh, we're going to we got a This episode we. can we're going to talk to some bus. boys. We're going to talk about the bus. boys movie. Um. The tickets The tickets for the movie go. on sale March 16th. So. uh. So that's going to be wonderful. We got.

We have some bus boys that have just. called in and left voicemails. We put a. an all call out for that. >> [gasps]. >> So that's what's popping. Um. Have you tried the green chilies? It's [ __ ] crazy over there, dog. You'll see a kid in the street just. [ __ ] throwing a drill. Just throwing. a drill to his friend. It's This just it's a construction area, bro. The whole place a lot of people. there working construction, but the. place looks like it could probably use a. little bit of construction. So it's just.

a dichotomy over there, you know. But a lot of great people. Uh we had a blast, man. >> [snorts]. >> And unique people, bro. Unique. I could see why they say a lot. of times UFOs landed out there because. they got some. They got people that's halfway to space. out there in Alb. kir kir kir kir kir kir kir. They got some people that's halfway to. space. Hey, Penny. Have you tried the. green chili, buddy?

Like, dude, she chill. She's just. bringing out the recycling bin. She's shy. Um. Yeah, we'll get into that in a second. What's going on, dude? With me. I got to check in, man. It's been It's. like, I don't know. I don't want to get into like a. complaining culture. Um. Nobody wants to hear that [ __ ] What's. going on? Uh. I started a thing where I'm taking a. break from dating and uh interacting.

with women. So, that's been going pretty. good. It's nice. I just wanted to uh. just take a break from like. um I just wanted to have time to focus. on myself and my higher and my. relationship. uh with my higher power. So, just to. try and get some just things on track. better. And. um. You know, I think like in the world like. you you're like a magnet, right? Everybody's like a magnet, I think. This. is just my thoughts. And.

and you attract certain things and your. magnet gets attracted to certain places. And sometimes it's a great spot. Uh but. sometimes you got to just check in on. the magnet. Make sure the magnet's. working. See what's going on with the. magnet. So, yeah, that's what I wanted to do. Um. You know, cuz I've been attached to some. good metals over the years here and. there. Uh some precious metals. But, I think I just need to take some. time just to kind of look at the magnet.

And just see what's going on. Uh. Yeah, and I just want to want to want to. try and work on my relationship with my. higher power. You know, I've just been. recently I've just been kind of. sometimes uh. I don't know. So, like I I just haven't. really been praying that much recently. Um. And I was talking to my therapist. therapist about it yesterday. I couldn't figure out exactly why. Uh.

I think. You know, sometimes. sometimes I. sometimes I don't want to do everything. I'm supposed to do to take care of. myself. And and that may not make sense to some. people or whatever and that's fine, but. it's like. Yeah, sometimes I just I don't want to. do ever like. you know, I'll be doing like so many. like I'll be doing good things for. myself, taking care of myself this way. and this way and this way. And I know. it's impossible for us to do everything. to take care of ourselves. We don't want.

to live like a. as like slaves to like um. you know, exactly what we're you know, every article that comes out or. everything we hear, you know, that kind. of thing would be impossible for me, but. But yeah, sometimes I just don't want to. do all the things I'm supposed to do to. take care of myself. Sometimes I want to. like. Well, I'm not doing that or there's. always one that I'll kind of leave out. or I don't know. I think I can't understand I can't. explain exactly what I'm saying, but I'm. trying to.

Um. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, I I don't know. I just sometimes I. don't want to do everything that I'm. supposed to do to take care of myself. Does that make any sense to you, Trevon? It does, yeah. And you're saying like. you're trying to now kind of check in. and like recenter. Yeah, and I was just like, why am I not. pray like what am I again like I'm not. against praying, you know? I mean, I want a better relationship. with my higher power, I think. I [snorts] think honestly part of me. scared if I do.

if I do the things I'm supposed to do. for myself, then I'm going to have to. change. Uh. Yeah, that I'm going to have to not not. change in a bad way or anything, but. just that things could be different. You know, and I won't have. I don't know. There's always a part of me that wants. to be able to say I'm not doing that. You know, I'm not doing uh.

You know, I'm not doing that. No, I'm. going to do things my way, you know? So, I don't know what it is, but. uh but that that's been something um. And so, I was grateful today like. even before this episode, I was just. asking God for some help, you know? I was just saying I just feel kind of. sometimes. some sometimes exhausted in some ways. I. feel like I can't figure out sometimes. what I'm supposed to do. Um just like in the world like with work.

and stuff I can, but I you know, it's just like um. Yeah, what does God want me to do? Uh. And maybe that's it. Maybe I'm just. scared sometimes of asking the God that. and try and and get in like a real. answer. Yeah, what does God want me to do? Um. And then it's like, you know, and this sounds kind of I don't know if. it sounds lazy or what it sounds, but.

sometimes I get tired of being the one. to always have to take care of myself. You know, I just I get tired of being. the I was like, ah. Okay. Here we go again. I got to be you know, I got to come to my own rescue. And I. know that those that those are the that. that's the truth, but sometimes I just. get kind of tired of it. Um. you know? And I'm not trying to say anything like. I'm doing great. Uh but that's just kind.

of some real ways that I'm feeling. Um. I've been doing good about pornography. and looking at pornos and. Hey, Penny. And uh and masturbation. or jerking off or touching your [ __ ]. buddy. Um. But then I've I slipped up yesterday. So, I think part of me has has some. negative feeling about that, you know? Not negative, but just like. you know, I think I get tired of get.

like, man, I'll get to like four or five. day, you know, sometimes I've gotten a. long time. I've had months and but you. know, and then I'll just like I don't. know. So, it's all good. Just trying to be. like just say what's going on with me. And. yeah. And yeah, that's it. Sometimes you just. you jerk off cuz it's almost St. Patrick's Day, but that's not a good. reason, dude. You can't be like, I'm jerking off cuz. it's almost St. Patrick's Day. That's. [ __ ] crazy, bro.

That's crazy. Hey, Penny. >> [snorts]. >> Uh. So, that's some of what's going on with. me. Um. But the I'll say this, it has been nice. taking a break from like uh dating and. social interaction. uh. with women has been nice because it. there's been times where it's like, yeah, I have some more time to myself. I. have some more time to think. Um. Yeah, and it gives my brain a little bit. more like space to be like, okay, hey,

what's going on? You know, and to kind of check in with. myself. So, uh yeah, I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful that um yeah, just that I. can work on the magnet. You know? So, that's been happening. What else? Uh you. know, there's a people message me a lot. of times or will tell me uh hey, why. don't you talk about this thing or why. don't you talk about um Iran or Iran cuz. people say it different. And.

uh and a lot of people will ask me. about, hey Theo, will you talk about. this or will you say something about. this? This is going on. A lot of. different causes that are dear to. people's hearts and minds. And I. understand that. And I wish there was. that I could talk about everything. Um. Sometimes I don't know enough. Sometimes. I don't. uh. I'm. Sometimes I'm burnt out. from absorbing like you know, you absorb. so much.

horrible stuff that's out there that's. happening. And it just like it ruins. you. It ruins you. It's like and and there's algorithms. that are set up it feels like to ruin. you. Um So, it's not that I don't care about. certain things. It's just that. you know, I have to take care of myself. I have to make sure that I'm living and. uh surviving and make sure that my life. is okay and. um that the people that I'm responsible.

for through work and family that you. know, that I'm upholding my. uh place in their lives. You know, so I. think that's it. And not that anybody's. asking me to answer about that. But I'm sure a lot of people deal with. that where it's like people like, why. why don't you speak up about certain. things or why don't you know, and some. of it's just it's too much. Some of it's it's too much. Some of it I. don't know enough about it. So, I try to. I try to speak up where I can. I try to. speak up when I feel compelled.

Uh and sometimes I feel compelled and um. I don't know exactly what to say. I. don't know enough information. So, I want to have people on to learn more. And sometimes we have guests set up in. advance. And so, it's like certain. guests aren't the space to have a. certain conversation with people. So, um. yeah, I I'm not beholden to anyone about. anything like that. Um but I do want to say that. And yeah, I'm doing the best that I can. Um. and maybe in time I'll be able to uh.

have more information about certain. topics and do better. I can do better to. learn. Um. And I try my best. It's hard to know. also what is. uh clean information. And. and that's a scary thing. So, yeah, I'm. not apologizing or anything. I just I. want to speak up about that that I also. have to take care of me. Um. and show up in the spaces that I'm. supposed to show up as a human. And also. not to like.

you know, I I don't It's tough when you. attach when you. you know, it's just it's at times it's a. lot. And I'm sure a lot of people feel that. way. That it's a lot. Um but I do see things and I do. uh pray about things. It doesn't mean. that I don't know about them. You know, and uh. yeah, and that's where I'm at with that. Um. you know, I have spoken about this. before, but I do have a lot of uncomfort. about America's relationship with.

Israel. Uh the Israeli political leaders. That's. what I mean. Um. I just I believe that that group is. it is. it just feels like a satanic. regime. It doesn't seem like it feels. like they just. want to cause pain. They just I mean. the you know, these. they don't even know where all the.

bodies from Gaza are and. they're already moved on to other places. that they are. um attacking and that America's. associated now with their attacks. Um. and I don't I I believe that that will. come here one day. I don't believe that. uh that the Israeli leaders that they. have any intention to. to stop that. I I don't see that they.

have any care for the American people. It doesn't seem like that. I've never. heard that spoken. Um. and I believe that if we don't speak up. now. that our children won't have the chance. to speak up. Either by law. or by worse. And that may sound crazy to some people. and that's fine if it does. If it does. sound crazy to you and you think I'm. crazy on that point of view, that's. okay. I don't um. you know, I may disagree with you, but.

that's okay. You know, I do want to you know, I. worked hard to be able to have a voice. for myself. And so I hope at least you just respect. that. Uh. or or I hope at least you just see that. Like. at least I'm trying to say what I want. to say. Um. and I don't understand our government's. relationship with Israel's leaders and. with Israel's government. I don't. understand it. You know, I just it feels like there's. this war machine and.

>> [snorts]. >> and then our soldiers and. are put into these spaces and they're. just there to serve an America that they. believe in. Um. and. it's no knock against them or anything. like that. It's just. I just don't I just it just feels like. it's causing a lot of. pain and fear. And yeah, I don't understand our our our. uh I don't understand Trump's. relationship. I don't understand the our. political like why we are so beholden to.

these to this government this Israeli. government that that just seems to be. obsessed with. uh. control. And it feels like. like bloodlust. Like they just like. it's not enough. Like. after what happened in Gaza, I don't see. to me I don't see it I don't see how. there could be any other view. Um but if someone else has a different.

one, that's okay. That's their point of. view. Um I'm just happy to be able to uh. speak up for myself. even if I'm wrong. Even if I'm wrong, there's a part of me. that. uh even though it's feel I feel scared. sometimes that I. I'm happy to be able to speak up for. myself and say that. You know? Um. because it's I've I've. yeah, having a voice has always been.

important to me. And I'm sure it is to a lot of people. And. they're making laws now. There are bills. being presented where we won't even have. a chance to have a voice at some point. There's surveillance infrastructure. that's being put into place. There's a. lot of things happening right now and. some people are like, well, it's too. much for me to get involved in. I understand that. I understand that. Um but yeah, I believe that if we don't. speak up now uh. and it may already be too late, but if.

we don't speak up now that one day our. kids will not be able to. And it's just it's disappointing to me. too that um oh a lot of our religious. leaders haven't said anything. I don't understand it. I don't understand that. Um. but there's a lot of stuff I don't. understand. You know? Um. and I think this has been going on for a. long time. I I do not understand uh.

Trump's like infatuation. uh with our like beholding to this. government. But they've had, you know, Israeli government's been. involved in America for a long time. throughout countless. political. party leaders. Uh so it's nothing new. It just feels very extreme right now and. it feels very scary. That's what it feels like. And I don't. understand. uh. how our relationship with them is.

helping America. But that's just me. That's just my. uh thoughts. All right, let's move on. Um I just had to say that. Sorry, I know. some people like, dude, it's too. political, whatever. But that's I have. to speak up for myself. You know what I'm saying? I've worked. hard in my life to have a place for a. voice and you may not even want everyone. to hear my voice again. That's okay. But I have to speak up for myself, even.

if I'm wrong. And it's just a lot that's a lot of fear. I see. just every day. People around me like, what's going on here? People from. different parties too that like this. candidate or like this candidate. What. the [ __ ] is going I have no idea. I have no idea. But it's sound it seems super. scary. That's the feeling. Scary.

>> [snorts]. >> You know, the the industrial war complex. just like everything, you know, the fact. that um we know that our foods are. poisoning us. Just all we know that the. health care that when after your food. poisons you, you go to get help you go. to get health care and you get screwed. It's just. it's [ __ ] it's crazy. It's crazy. And then we get sedate. You start.

looking at America, dude, you get people. get sedate. It's like as long as I have my vape and. I'm able to watch like some kids do the. stanky leg video or something. It's like. then I'm fine, you know? It's like we've just like slowly gotten. sedated. It's pretty wild and I who knows what. will happen. But [ __ ] went from like kind of seem. like kind of mundane in the world to. [ __ ]. high speed. It feels like. But then you you can't get so wrapped up. in it that that's all you're thinking.

about and all you're talking about. either. Uh because then that is giving. that's like that's what they want, you. know? They don't want us to live. You know, they don't want us to live. They want us to be alive, but they don't want us to live. But anyway, I know that all all that. stuff is a lot, but that's just [ __ ]. that's been on my mind. Hey, Papi. Do you try the green chilies, bro? I.

tried them. I freaking Dude, I was there. you're there you're in Albuquerque for. 11 minutes and some guy's coming up. He's [ __ ] got illegal green chilies. He's like, bro, these [ __ ] aren't. even supposed to be here. It just like, dude, I've tried the green. chilies. I've tried them. And they're. great. They're great. And we went to a. place called um. El Can you look it up, Trev? It's by. It's kind of by the airport, I think. El Modelo. Look it up.

Did that one? Yeah, bro. El Modelo. And it wasn't beer. I thought I'd go in. It was just people swimming in a bunch. of like Modelo beer or whatever. Some. guy doing the backstroke, you know? Oh, [ __ ] [screaming]. PUT SOME DRYWALL ON HERE. I'M DROWNING. But it was just like the sweetest ladies. working in there. I mean the best, bro. And it was just good, bro. It just felt. like, dang. It felt like when you walked in there,

felt like your grandmother loved you. right when you walked in, homie. Even the gangbangers, they were taking. off their face tattoos before they. walked in, bro. There was like a lot of. respectaro. For El Modelo. But it was uh. yeah, I had a good time over there. And shout out to. uh. my friend Abby Pavia. She's a great. basketball player. And she's got a big heart.

And uh it was great it was great to. watch her team uh. her team play. Um. now let's get into it, dog. Dude, St. Patrick's Day. Have you tried. the green. beer? Uh damn, St. Patrick was a slave, bro. Did we say that, Trevin? I don't think so. It says right here. Let me see. At about age 16, St. Patrick was. captured by Irish raiders and taken to.

Ireland as a slave where he herded. animals for around 6 years before. escaping back to his family. Damn, bro. And then he went back to Ireland. Said I'm going to change the game, dude. That's wild. Have you tried the Catholicism? That's what he was doing over there. St. Patrick spent years traveling through.

parts of Ireland preaching, baptizing, baptizing, bro. Dog, don't stay under too long, homie. You'll be late for work. Founding churches and monasteries and. ordaining clergy. Damn, he was out there. in the streets. pushing something that meant something. to him. His own surviving writings are the. Confessio. Hm. >> [snorts]. >> Condemning violence against Irish. Christians. Amen. Um, okay, I want to talk about bus boys.

And we got some callers. We had bus boys. that called in. And uh, I'm going to tap into my, you. know, you know what I'm saying? I was a. bus boy for probably 7 years. I bus boyed a couple of places. Couple. times I worked with a couple sisters one. time over there. at. uh, the first Mexican restaurant in our. area. Um, [snorts]. and these two girls named April and May, uh, they were the chefs and they were. anytime you came back to get food or.

whatever, they got furious at you. Cuz they was doing some other [ __ ] or. whatever, smoking or whatever. And. uh, and so yeah, you'd have to go out to the. tables and [ __ ] was late and [ __ ] like. that and people left or whatever. Anyway, they invited me to their house. one day to party and I asked him to. bring some beer. I drank I brought some. beer over there and uh, and a dog bit me and everybody there. drank all my beer and I [ __ ] had to. leave early. But. um, what else? I had I worked at Tucson, Arizona. I was a bus boy down there.

I was one of the first bus boys to use. creatine ever in the history of. bus bussing. I was probably I think I was one of the. top seven bus boys south of Phoenix. Probably. for a little while. And I say that with my whole whole. chest. I say that [ __ ] pure as day. I was out there, boy. I was out there.

I was on the tables. Bread on six. Butter on 11. Clean up on 43. [ __ ] diaper. Some kid they had a [ __ ]. diaper over there. Some kid they brought. him in there. I don't even think they. ate. They just brought the kid in there. to [ __ ] in his diaper. And somebody I [ __ ] wrapped a towel. around that [ __ ] and sent him out. But I was doing it, bro. I was on the. front lines of food use. and dishware. Dirty dishware. I was on the front lines of that [ __ ].

So I know the trenches. I know what it's. like to go back there. And have to look at the dishwasher and. you bring one more tub and you love that. [ __ ] cuz he's in the heat, bro. The steam coming off that [ __ ] ho the. the water hose spigot thing. He's. blasting, bro. That [ __ ] got [ __ ] hanging off. his eyebrows and [ __ ]. He got pieces of [ __ ] damp tortilla. hanging out of his eyelashes and that. [ __ ] is still back there blasting them. [ __ ]. Getting the platos limpio.

You know what I'm saying? And he don't. want to and you can't even look him in. the eye when you drop off that last bus. tub. Damn, bro. That's the pain of a real bus boy. Somebody who's got the tables and the. trays and the tubs and the plates in. their heart. When you when you know, bro, like I. can't bring this to my dog one more. time. And sometime I tag him out. I say, "Hey, man, like we a tag team, bro.".

You know? It's like the world wash like the world. washing federation, bro. The WWF. Let me. limpio a tub for you, daddy. Get out. there and get you a cigarette. And then. sometime he'd have a little pocket of. camarones or something on him, shrimp. And he'd get out there and eat them. [ __ ] by himself. Just to rebuild his conscience and stuff. so he could get back. I mean, that's a dude, that's a Vietnam. right there for some people. So shout out to all the dishwashers, too, man.

And that last tub, sorry we brought it. in there, bro. We know how it felt. But we all had to get the job done. So I want to say that. But we had some. calls from busters that have been in the. game over the years. People called in. We got to we can go to a couple calls of. those. But first I do want to talk about. the. about the movie. I just want to tell you. straight up that Bus Boys, the movie. will come out on April 17th. So that's. when you'll be able to go to see it. But. uh, tickets are going to go on sale.

March 16th. So. um, yeah, I guess like, you know, first of. all, I got to do this movie with David. Spade. And I say this movie like trust. me, there's a big part of me that's just. I cannot even believe that we did this, right? And we did this ourselves. Right? That's. what I want to say. You know, I went to. Hollywood and and you go pitch TV shows. and you do all these all these meetings. You're always waiting to hear back. You're always in this cycle of [ __ ].

You know, and it's always somebody that. was nothing like me. deciding if they thought I had the. ability or the talent or the capability. or if my voice should be heard. Right? It was always the you know, is. the same type of people over and over. again. Some schmuck who had never. [ __ ] done a day a a moment of comedy. in his life. Some business [ __ ] whatever. You know, you go to all these things and. and it's for me it was a waste of time. For some people it's great. It's a it's.

their stairway to their dreams or to. different opportunities and stuff like. that. And I had a great time. Like I met a lot. of great people. Um, and I got to develop my stand-up. which was the best thing. Because. stand-up was the thing that I liked the. most because nobody could give that to. their kid. You know, you go audition for some role. and then some some producer's kid gets. it or somebody's son or some bull you. know. But stand-up they can't do that. Stand-up is you. Like nobody could give that [ __ ] look,

I'm going to get my son the opportunity. [ __ ] your son. You know what I'm saying? He's got you can't with stand-up you. can't you got to get up there and do. your job. Now some people may not like my. stand-up, may not think I'm any good at. it. That's fine with me. But you have to get up there and do your. job. Nobody it's a [ __ ] it's a thin. line. And that's one thing I always want I. always wanted my voice. I don't want to do your [ __ ] I don't. want to do your [ __ ] I don't want to.

go play some role where you have me. playing this stupid redneck and it's. just like cuz you don't even understand. that maybe people where I'm from are. diverse of thought. and are more intricate and aren't just. racist [ __ ] people. You know? I wanted more that I like I just I don't. know. I thought their system was. outdated to be honest with you. And know they you know, there's always. these are Hollywood is accepting. everybody. That [ __ ] it's not. It's not.

And I'll say that firsthand. So I I just want you to know where some. of my energy was coming from. And why eventually I started to to do. podcasting because I I just wanted to. have my own voice. I don't want to read your lines. I don't. even believe I'd have meetings with. people and I would tell them about my. life or about how I see things and they. would say that it wouldn't fit this. narrative. It would all you know, it wouldn't fit this narrative.

And so I got tired of [ __ ] waiting. for them. And yeah, and then so when I got into. podcasting it was a place where we could. have our own voice. And I think some of this movie just kind. of followed suit. Um, you know, I became friends with David. Spade through Adam Eget who worked at. the Comedy Store. And um, and it was great. You know, I still remember the first. time that I went to dinner. Um,

I'd met David at the comedy club a few. times and then we went to dinner one. time and he gave me a Joe Dirt hat, dude. And it was the best. Cuz I remember seeing Joe Dirt when I. was younger and it was just like I. didn't know it was I thought it was a. documentary. You know, because our TV was [ __ ] up. And so some of the audio was different. And. uh, and I thought it was a documentary. about this kid who had gotten left at. the Grand Canyon by his parents. And. um, and it gave me just such like an.

affection for this for him. You know, just like a. um, yeah. Cuz I think I felt like that as a. kid anyway. I felt like I got left at. the Grand Canyon even though I was right. there a bedroom over from my mother. You know? Just like you know, how I felt. It. matched with how I felt. But um, anyway, a lot of that's a lot of emo [ __ ] But. so David and I became friends and. uh, and he he he's been a great friend.

You know, he's got a big heart. Um, he's welcomed me into circles. He's. taken me with him to like fancy parties. where they have fancy silverware and. there's [ __ ]. you know, uh, people are stealing [ __ ] from the place. Like that's how nice the [ __ ] is there. Like I've been to a lot of places where. nobody's stealing [ __ ] cuz people are. like, "Oh, this shit's trash. I already. got this [ __ ] at home. I ain't stealing. more just shit.". But I've been to places where they got. really nice [ __ ]. >> [snorts]. >> with him. I met Jon Hamm with him. I met.

Jon Hamm. Um. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, just. uh. So anyway, just getting to know him was. a blessing and then. we started it was during COVID we. started writing a movie together. And David even this I'll say this he. uh you know, I ran out of gas one time. and he brought me gas. And he almost got hit by a damn. um.

Kia Sophia. I mean [ __ ] so close to hitting him. and killing I don't know if it would. have killed him. I don't know. He's not the biggest guy but he could. have challenged it but I don't I don't. know. But he brought that [ __ ] out ran across. the interstate and [ __ ] bringing me. [ __ ] gas. >> [snorts]. >> So I mean it's just nice [ __ ] man. Um. And so we started writing this movie. Because we um. and and one thing that we found that we.

had in common was that we both worked as. bus boys in Arizona. I worked in Arizona under uh they had. this guy Sam Fox. He's a restaurateur. He's a friend of mine. He had um this. was his first restaurant. And I worked there as a bus boy and uh. David had worked as a bus boy over there. in Phoenix and so we had this. relationship of bussing in the desert, man. Even when there's water shortages. and [ __ ] like that, bro. Imagine you got. to clean up 20 tables and you ain't got. no water, cuz. Who are you now?

Who are you now? I was still a bus boy. So I stayed in that [ __ ] man. I stayed in that [ __ ] That was our Iwo. Jima, cuz. And so that's where I was, man. And so. we we we we kind of bonded on that type. of [ __ ]. And then. we started writing this movie. Yeah, and and nobody really wanted to. help, you know? And that's fine. I'm not. complaining. I'm just saying what it. was, right? I wanted to let you know.

where we were at mentally, what was. going on with us in our brains and. stuff. Nobody really wanted to help. We. couldn't um we reached out to some. directors that we liked. They didn't. want to deal with it. Uh our agencies didn't really help. You know, there was some emailing back. and forth and some light [ __ ] but. nothing really like we're going to take. these guys and we're going to believe in. them, you know? We're going to really. take these guys and do something. There. wasn't any of that. And I'll say that that's true. Um. And so. we got to a spot where it was like,

"Damn, we got to make this or just go by. our ways." And we'd spent a lot of time. together and made it and written it so. far and all of that and. so we just put up our own money. You know, we put up our own money. And um. and then next thing you know, dude, we. were making a real movie. And this is. crazy. I didn't think it was real until. I showed up that day on set to shoot. Because it had just all been emails. It. had been David and I writing and we. would go meet at his place and sometimes.

we would get Jimmy John's and sometimes. we wouldn't. Which I didn't understand. But. um. but I would get it on the way home or. whatever sometimes but um. but yeah, we you know, we we made this. But um we we [clears throat] we we. realized that we had to pay for it, right? We have to fund we So we put our. money in and I didn't realize until the. day I that we got to set the set I call. it. Look, though I'm not locked in on. all the terminology and [ __ ] So.

I I call it that. I know it sounds. highfalutin or whatever. But until till. we got to the movie site. the first day. and there was like trailers. There was. like a woman with makeup or whatever. hair conditioner or whatever, you know? Hey, Penny. Have you tried the green chili? Yes, I have. Um. and and we and we were making a movie. And it was crazy that other actors were. there that we'd look you know, we did.

all of this stuff. And so that's what's that's what we're. making, right? That's what we put. together. And we did it. We created a movie. You know? And we made something and it. was crazy cuz you get to the end and I. was like, "Fuck. What did we do, dude?" I was so scared. and then you go through the editing and. you do all this [ __ ] and you start to. realize, "Okay, this is how it is.". Um and so that's what's coming out. It. is our movie that we made completely by.

ourselves that these people said no to. I don't care. [ __ ] them. You said no to me your whole life, cuz. You know what I'm saying? I'm glad. you're not on board now. So. that's where we're at. And I think it's. good, man. There's some funny spots in. it. Um it was a huge learning curve. I'm not. saying it's the greatest movie. I mean. it's like a $3 million budget or. something. Um.

and. yeah, I learned a ton. Like if I could. go back and do there's a lot of things I. would probably adjust like I just. learned a lot. Um. I learned a lot, man. About how I would operate just all these. different things. So that was a. blessing. Uh it was the most expensive course of. education I've ever learned in my life. But if you go see this movie I just want. you to know that that's what it is, right? It's something that we made we. made it outside of the system.

Um. and thank you David for. uh. yeah, let me do this with you. There's. some scenes in there, dude, that David. does that are so good. Uh. And it's kind of man, it's just like Tim. Dillon's in it. Um Nate Diaz, Chris. Avila, um. Jay Pharaoh, uh Trevor Wallace, Jimmy Gonzales, uh Michelle Ortiz, uh. Lindsey Normington, Thiago Martinez.

Have you tried the green chili, Thiago? Steve Little, Sky Bree, uh Brent Morin, um there's a lot. There's there's a lot I'm missing a ton. of uh wonderful folks. So so yeah, all I'm saying is that's. what this is. This is a movie that we. made. that is outside of the system. And. we want you to go see it to support this. type of uh of thing cuz we can do more. in the future and we can do it better. And we can help fund movies that other.

people want to make that that the. gatekeepers don't see. You know? And that's fine. I don't need the gate, you know? I don't. even want to go through the gate, cuz. I'm coming up through the dirt, son. I'm. through the mud, dog. You keep that [ __ ] latched, dog. I'll. be in the yard. And that's how I've always been and so. that's where I'm at. That's where we're. at with this. Um. Yeah, so. so thank you if you go to see it. It's. not like.

um. uh what's that movie? Dunkirk or. whatever. It's not like that. Okay? So don't think it's like that. It's different. It's not like um. Sarah Marshall or it's not that. Right? This a movie about two dudes trying to. be alive. Trying to become waiters. That's what. it's about. With some love stories in. there. And. um some other type [ __ ] But you feel.

me. But it's got that bus boy mentality in. it. You know? I'll be a waiter or I'll get my [ __ ]. some other way. But we. even if I work at the restaurant, [ __ ]. we eating. So that's the movie. It's going to be. out. I can't believe it. It's kind of. scary, too, cuz if nobody goes and sees. you, like, "Oh, [ __ ] All right." But. that's okay, too, right? I mean it'll. bum me out but that is okay. You know? Uh.

I'm proud of like what we've done. I'm. proud that we did something. You know, I. feel lucky I got to do something with. David Spade, man. Like. you know, [snorts] I don't even deserve. that kind of stuff. And I don't mean. that in a negative way about myself but. um. yeah. He's just such an immense talent. And to. be able to just be around him and spend. time and the fact that we ended up down. this road together and here we are. Um. it's been a blessing.

And yeah, I can't even but like it's. weird to say like, "Yeah, I'm in a. movie." I mean anybody could be in a. movie. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Kim Kardashian was in a short one with. some [ __ ] in it. So anybody could be in a film. But. um. but yeah, that we made this and that our. friends showed up to help us make this, man. You know? Uh. Yeah, and just the actress and actresses. in it. But I think I know there's some funny.

parts in it. I know you'll laugh. I'm. curious. I think I'm just super curious. like what is okay to do in a movie? What. is, you know, what can we do different? I mean. uh dude, we got the first day we started. shooting. got moved by a week at the last minute. Like 2 days before we got moved by a. week because of the fires that were out. in California. Um [snorts]. that were like a year and a half ago or. whatever. Uh well, whenever the. uh Pasadena fires and the. um Palisades fires. So that was cra- I.

mean just there was so many things that. were. like. is this going to happen? But it happened. And yeah. So yeah, there's some yeah, like there's. just some it's just like. I hope you'll find some joy in it. It's. a fun, it's light-hearted, it's goofy, it's dumb, it's fun. And. yeah, it's a dream come true to be able. to do it. And I promise you that if this.

one goes well, we will find other things. to make. If I'm not if I don't do good. and it's I'm not the one to be in the. other things, that's fine. But we'll. create other projects that are funny, that people want to see. You know, because that's really what. needs to happen, you know, at least to. respect other people's point of view of. comedy. You know, you [snorts] know, and to just to care. like just you know, I don't even I don't. even know if I'm even voices in or not. out there, but it's just like. you know,

there's [ __ ] that's different. And. yeah, I just I promise that we'll make. other cool stuff, whether we're in it or not. But we'll write it or we'll do. something, you know, um. So yeah, that's where I'm at. You know, so let's get this thing out. there, bro. But just one more time, tickets uh will. be on sale. um Monday, March 16th. You can buy them at busboysmovie.com.

So you'll be able to get those. busboysmovie.com. If they don't have it in your area, that's okay. It'll notice what area has. been looked up and then as soon as these. first. um I think 100 theaters fill up or. something, if we can sell those, then. it's going to let us sell more. So it's. an experiment, you know, it's an. experiment and um I appreciate you. guys's patience. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> It's I've spent so many hours editing, going through, watching.

you know, there's so many choices that. you are a part of in. in this and I learned a ton and. yeah. And just yeah, thank you so much. I can't even believe it. It's just crazy. to even get to do it. Whether people. hate it or love it, I don't give a [ __ ]. what the critics think. [ __ ] them. The. critics don't know [ __ ] You know, the critics don't know [ __ ] Remember. that. The critics don't know [ __ ]. The critic is some schmuck. who's sitting over there who never did. [ __ ]. That's the critic.

That's the critic. Some guy with a pen and a [ __ ]. Uh he probably don't even have a dip in. He probably don't even have a zin in his. cheek in his cheek. So [ __ ] him. The critic don't know [ __ ]. I hope the critics hate this [ __ ]. [ __ ] them. I'll Look, I'm a critic now. Hey critics, y'all [ __ ] suck. There, boom. I just did your whole job. in [ __ ] 4 seconds, [ __ ].

>> [snorts]. >> Um all right, now let's get to some. calls from some bus boys. Uh some players that been in the game. Boy, you know what I'm talking about? Let's go, bro. And look, I want other. bus boys to call in. Some of these are. good and so I want some other bus boys. to call in too and hit the hotline. I I. like to throw these in from time to time. just to respect the culture and keep it. going. The hotline is always is. 985-664-9503. or you can go to the website uh. theovon.com. There's a place you can.

leave send a video on there as well. If. you want to send a video version of you. and we can put that in the show. Um so. those are the two ways where you can get. in touch and communicate as well. If. something's going on in your life and. it's big or small. uh or if you just want to say something. or if you're scared about something you. want to get it off your chest. Um if there's something that you feel. like um. me bringing up on here could be. of help or service. I'm going to try to. do a better job of doing more solo. episodes. It's been hard for me. uh for some reason this is this this.

doing solos it takes a lot of stress. It. creates a lot of stress in me. I don't. know what it is. It could just be what's. going on right now and. um just the busyness of life. I don't. know. Uh it used to be a little easier for me, you know. Have you tried the. healing? But it's just gotten tougher over the. years and so. but maybe that will change, but yeah, I. do want to be able to continue to have. um. just more of a personal relationship and. maybe that's something I need to pray. about. and Cam pray about. So.

Anyway, love you guys. The hotline. 985-664-9503. Uh let's get to some calls. Hey Theo, this is Jacob from Cincinnati. area. What's up, Jacob? Nice to hear. from you. Uh sorry you guys just lost. Trey Hendrickson there. I saw that. But blessings onward, baby. Um. I saw your Instagram story talking about. bus boys, so I used to be a bus boy back. in high school. Thank you for your.

service, brother. My sophomore and my junior year. at a pretty high-end restaurant. And um. I think the craziest thing that happened. to me there Well, I saw some tits once, but that's not I mean. That's normal [ __ ] bro. That's street. [ __ ] You could see a tit anywhere, bro. Close your eyes, open them, [ __ ]. Might see one. Onward. I don't know, man. I'm more of a butt. guy myself, but Bro, a butt is just a. big tits on the back, bro, with no. nipples, with no milk in them. That's.

all a butt is. Let's hear it. I uh this one day I was. working. I greeted this table and this lady was. mad. She's like, "Can I have a lobster. bisque?" I said, "Yeah, let me grab my. waitress real quick.". And she started ripping my ass. She's. like, "You don't need to go tell her. this and tell her that. Just go get me. the lobster bisque." And I was like, "All right.". Well, you know, some time goes by and she gets. up to go to the restroom. So I go over. there to check on the on the brother.

And. he says, um. "Hey man, how old are you?". And I said, "I'm 16, sir.". He's like, "Oh, never mind.". I said, "Well, why do you ask?". He said, "Oh, my my wife loves. redheads." I forgot to mention I was. ginger. But. um I'm assuming that he wanted me to. have sex with his wife in front of him. And uh. you know, I don't think I would have. done it. Um maybe for the right price. and [ __ ] but yeah. Anyways, Theo, I.

love you, man. Love you too, brother. Praise God. And then he almost got. He almost got a sex trafficked or. whatever there by an urban couple and. you know, that's the kind of [ __ ]. uh. that's happening, bro. When you at. high-end [ __ ] anything could happen, bro. You might get sex trafficked or. whatever. When you at a low-end place. where if you at a you know, if you working at a Subway or something. like that or more of like a lower tier. fast you know, you lucky if you lucky if. somebody tries to touch your ass or.

whatever or something. Or somebody tries. to [ __ ] put their hand in your pants. real fast and pull it out and get a. quick sniff of your dead boy. But if you at a high-end place, you. might actually get trafficked, you know, not some [ __ ] hand sniffing dick. monkey over there trying to rub on you. or whatever. But what I'm saying is this, dude. Uh. yeah, they wanted that ginger, boy. They wanted that [ __ ] little. firework. You feel me? They wanted that [ __ ] spicy candle. But that's okay, bro. That's the kind of.

[ __ ] when you work high-end [ __ ] you at. least get job opportunities, bro. I. always tell my friends, if you working. in a high-end place, you might get a job. opportunity, bro. Hey bro, thanks for. your service, bro, type [ __ ]. We out, boy. BLM, dude. GLM, too. Kind. of. Uh. All right, let's hear this. Hey, what's. up, Theo? Love from New Jersey. This is. Charlie. I was a bus boy at my brother's.

steakhouse and the best part about being. a bus boy is. you can be fed. You got a lot of food in. the back there, so you can snag on the. food. And you know, being a bus boy. might not be. the best job, but be the best bus boy. you can be. Bro, what are you [ __ ] Richard Nixon. or something? Dude, we're just trying to. freaking clean up the tables, twin. You. feel me, dog? But I got you. But I don't you don't always get food in.

the back, dude. I worked at this one. place and they would they would have. soup, but we could only eat it when it. was really hot, bro. If the [ __ ] got too. kind of cooled off, the dude wouldn't. let us eat it. So he like watching kids. eat that hot soup or whatever. That guy. was a per. maybe a pedophile or whatever, but but. we didn't know him that good. We was. employees, you know. Um. but yeah. But yeah, I feel you. Do you work at. your brother's steakhouse and you got. fed, bro? It sound like you was just. over there hanging out, boy. That's. [ __ ] gentrification, bro.

All right, let's take another call here. Hey Theo, this is Ryan. So I used to bus. tables at this seafood place and there's. this old guy who came in all the time. We're talking in late 70s, quiet, always. sat at the same two-top by the window. Every single visit he ordered the same. thing. A dozen raw oysters and iced tea. Now, if you ever been a bus boy, you know the rule nobody says out loud, you know, if a table leaves and there's.

food that looks untouched, you know, it's fair game. Yeah, you can have a. little. So the guy finishes up, pays, leaves and. goes over and you know, I go over to. clear the table and there's still a. couple oysters there still sitting in. the shells and they look perfect. Oh, bro, them [ __ ] don't look perfect, bro. Going near somebody else's oysters, dude, that's crazy, bro. Let's hear it. Lemon wedge, cocktail sauce, the whole. setup. Honestly, it like he barely.

touched it. Oh, [laughter] bro. Dog, I don't care if somebody even just. a little bit touched an oyster, bro. I. ain't even showing up at that thing. Now, a scallop, bro, a scallop is just a. [ __ ] big gay oyster, bro. It's just. basically like a bear in the gay. community or whatever. But among. shellfish, let's hear more. Scallops, they suck. And I'm hungry. I've been. running around for like 6 hours. So, I look around the dining room real. quick. Nobody's paying attention. I grab. one of the oysters, hit it with a little.

lemon, and just slurp it right down. there while I'm clearing the plates. A couple minutes later, I'm back in the. kitchen, and one of the servers goes, "Hey, did you clear that old guy's. oysters table?" I'm like, "Yeah.". And she goes, "Did he do his weird thing. again?". Now, I'm already nervous, and I'm like, "What weird thing?". And she goes, "Oh, he doesn't actually. eat them. He just sucks on them for the. flavor and spits them back in the. shell.". Man, when I tell you the entire kitchen.

turned to look at me, because by that. point, the oyster is long gone. The. dishwasher just starts laughing, goes, "Bro, you ate a second hand oyster." And. the whole the worst part about it was. just everybody knew this guy did that. Like, it was just a known thing about. him. Nobody told the new bus Nobody told. me this. So, that's the day I learned an. important restaurant rule. Uh if a. food's still sitting on customer's. plate, there's there's probably a. reason. Bro, don't you can't be eating nobody's. oyster like that, bro. Damn, bro.

I can't even imagine that. Oh, it makes my [ __ ] lungs hurt right. now hearing you say that, you bastard. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I just I I I I just don't understand. why you would do that. God. Mhm. I Oh, oh.

Bro, that's bad, dog. My buddy used to be like that, boy. My. boy Josh. We used to work over there at. Morton's Seafood over there. On the Tchefuncte River down there in. Louisiana, Mandeville. And uh we were. busboys back then and [ __ ] and we was. always like uh. trying to finish off a little bit of. food or that. And sometimes the shrimps, I didn't notice the shrimps, if they eat. If somebody eats a peeled shrimp, sometimes a a little bit gets gets kind.

of kept down by the tail over there. And. he would peel off that last little. outside part and just get that last bit. of snack off that thing, boy. He was like that, though. He was like. that, bro. He was a real He got his GED. Um let's hear another call on it. Yo, Theo. This is Jackson. I got a crazy. story story for you. I was a busboy at. at a. I mean, the worst Dennys you could. possibly imagine. Oh, which one was it?

Every single one? Let's hear more. I'm talking like just. people throwing stuff everywhere. It was a mess. We know who you're. talking about when you say people as. well, but let's hear more. But this one. time, this whole group of people, 15 people. came in. They seemed nice. They seemed real nice. Apparently, it was a graduation. Mhm. And one of the boys just graduated, and. the rest of the guys were very happy.

And they said they're going to order the. all you can eat pancakes. Just one of them. And I had to explain to 15 17-year-olds. that you can't buy just one all you can. eat pancakes. You got to buy 15 all you. can eat pancakes. Let's just say they beat my ass, and I. had to give them all you can eat. pancakes. I don't even believe that story. They. beat your ass. at a Dennys. But first of all, that. might be true. Nobody would even notice. But then he just gave them all you can.

eat pancakes. I don't even believe that. Um thank you. for the call. Do you believe that, Trevyn? I mean, [ __ ] happens at Dennys, bro. They beat his ass, and then he's. continued to work for the day? Tears in his eyes. I don't know. I appreciate the call, Jackson. I just do not believe it. Is it wrong for me to say that, Trevyn? No, I mean, it's a fair assumption. Okay. And I'm sorry you got hurt if you. did get hurt. But. I don't think you did.

All right. Theo, my brother. I used to be a busboy. {slash} kind of barback for this. steakhouse in Nashville. And I worked there for like, I don't. know, a year and a half. And basically, I would just kind of pick up dishes from. the table sometimes, and you know, cut. fruit for the bartender and stuff. But I. would, you know, I would clock in at. like 3:30 in the afternoon, and I would. leave at like 10:30 at night, and I. maybe worked I mean, I'm I maybe did 2.

hours of work while I was there. And so, after about a year and a half of working. there, the manager pulls me into the. office one day. And. he goes, "Hey, man. Uh. we're going to eliminate your position. Uh we don't really think that we need a. barback." And. I said, "You don't." I wasn't even mad. I was like, "Yeah, I I'm I was like, I've been working here for a year and a. half, and I don't really know what I do. to be totally honest with [laughter]. you. And. uh and I've always imagined that that's.

what it would be like to work for the. federal government. So, yeah, [laughter]. that was my experience. Uh Amen, man. That's from a guy, Ethan Anderson. Uh. thank you, bro. Yeah, that's a dude, I. agree. I mean, they just voted to let. pet like perverts keep spending money. out of a slush fund or whatever, the. government. Our government has sold us. up the river, brother. So, I'm just glad. that you had a job even for a little. bit. That'll be a one day we'll be in a. museum even if you had a job just for a. week or something. They'll be like, "Oh, tell us about what it was like.".

There'll be three people left. Um. That's great, man. That's great stuff, bro. I said, "You You don't.". Um All right, let's see what else we got. here. There's a great one, too, that I'm. going to I'm going to play after this. I uh. I've been a busboy on and off for a. while, currently on. Type [ __ ] big dog. Stay in the game, bro. Stay in the. freaking game, dude. Just wear knee braces or whatever if.

things are getting bad. Stay in the game. But the wildest story I had was probably. I was working at PF Chang's, and uh I. found someone's panties under the uh. table. And I had to. uh get it to the back of the kitchen. But yep. Thank You had to give it to the back of. the kitchen for what, huh? What did they want them? Some. some perv back there huffing on them. [ __ ] boy. >> [groaning].

>> Been there, Danny. We've all been there, huh? To be young. Um. Hey, panty. Have you tried the green chilies? Uh all right, let's get one more here. Yeah, dude, the things you'd find under. the table, bro. I found a molar under. one table one time. We had a dude left his ashes as a. buddy's ashes or whatever from a thing a. few. fire death burning thing or whatever,

funerals. Um. >> [groaning and snorts]. >> Trying to think. Yeah, panties or. whatever, bro. And if that's at PF Chang's you was at, that shit's popping, though. PF Chang's. was nice, though. At a certain time, bro, that [ __ ] was. nice. All right, let's get one more here. I love this one. I think we'll probably. finish on this one for now. We'll see. We might do some more next week next. time we do a solo. I like this. I like.

kind of seeing what kind of people were. doing what. Busboys, tell me about it. Busgirls, who was out there? Now, we. didn't have a lot of busgirls, bro. The busboys had to try to try to flirt. with the hostesses, but we [snorts] were. kind of too low class for them. So, really, the waiters got the hostesses. really to date them. So, busboys was always out. That That. was the thing about being busboys. You. were always on your own, bro. You always. just outside a group. You weren't really. the kitchen. They didn't respect you to. cook. They respected you to carry the. food from the cook to the table. That.

was it. They respected you to have the. food for about 7 or 8 seconds. That's as. much respect as they gave you when you. was a busboy. They didn't respect you to cook it. They. didn't respect none of that [ __ ] They. didn't respect you. They They said for 7. seconds, you could carry this over. there. That's how much respect they have. for you. Onward. Here's a call right here. It's from. Jason V. Hi, Theo. I used to be a busboy at a. couple different restaurants.

The first restaurant was the Burger Bar. in Stockbridge, Michigan. It was owned. by my Uncle Danny, who was a Vietnam War. veteran. He loved Asian women. He used. to tell me growing up all the time. He's. like, "Get you an Oriental woman, Jason. They cook. They clean. They don't talk. back." He owned the Burger Bar, and I. worked with him, and the manager of the. Burger Bar was my mom. So, I worked with. my mom. Uncle Danny was the owner, and. my mom was the manager. And my mom had a.

relationship with her first cousin, Steve. That was the son of my Uncle. Danny. And Steve was in the Outlaws. Motorcycle Club, and his road name was. Pushrod. And I eventually got out of. that environment, and I grew up, and I. got my own car, and I became a busboy at. the Ground Round in Jackson, Michigan. Ground Round. >> a few two a week there. And I worked on. kids night, which was Tuesday night and.

they used to have this clown come in and. this clown was named Plinko. Plinko was. in his [ __ ] late 40s or 50s or some. [ __ ] and he was named after that Price. Is Right game because he and his mom. were like really close and she [ __ ]. died of cancer or some [ __ ] and he just. called himself Plinko the clown. Plinko didn't have a driver's license. I. don't know if Plinko was ever legal to. drive in the state of Michigan and I. used to have to pick him up for work. My. boss would give me like an extra $20.

if I would pick up Plinko and I formed a. relationship with him. He would buy me. booze all the [ __ ] time. He would let. me smoke cigarettes and I would pick him. up and he put his clown makeup on as we. were driving to the Ground Round. And he would basically I don't think. they I don't think the Ground Round paid. Plinko. I think they paid him in [ __ ]. alcohol cuz he would just get [ __ ]. hammered and he would make these kids. like these [ __ ] up balloon animals. like not even balloon animals like.

balloon items like he had like a [ __ ]. hatchet he would make and like a balloon. machine gun and he would just be sitting. in the back as I was busting tables and. he would be drinking and he would be. like I [ __ ] hate kids. And I gave. Plinko a ride home and after I quit the. Ground Round Plinko actually hooked me. up with this dude that he was friends. with and his name was Detroit White. Mhm. And we used to sell cable. descramblers. out of the back of Detroit White. Oh.

yeah, cable descramblers, dude. That. [ __ ] was hype. Big industry. Onward. X. van. It was like a cash only thing. I. made a lot of money then after that. I joined the Army National Guard and I. became a recruiter for the National. Guard. I hope this information helps. Thank you for your service. Thank you. for your service, Jason V. That's Dude, that is Thank you, bro. Thank you. I was losing hope in humanity. and in myself and you just restored it.

with a good story. I appreciate that. Sometimes that's Sometimes that's all we. need, you know? Yeah. Thank you, bro. That is. Thank you for your service, Jason V. And. for your service. as an. as a Army National Guardsman. Um. that's it. That's it for today. Happy. St. Patrick's Day. You know? Try the green chilies. Try them on St.

Patty's Day. Try them for St. Patty's. Make Put them in your St. Patty's food. That's a green additive. Um. What else? That's about it. You know? Hang in there. We'll keep our heads up. We keep doing our best. Um we live to. fight another day. Um. Boss Boys movie.com. That's where you can go get a ticket if. you like. Boss Boys movie.com. Um yeah. Anyway, God bless you guys. Uh.

be good to yourselves. Um. cuz you deserve it. You know, you do. We. have to be good to ourselves and uh and. one day at a time. You know? One day at a time, whatever's going on. If something's tough in your life, you. don't have to. you don't don't think I have to deal. with for this my whole life or I can't. do this my whole life or I can't do or. this is. Just all you all you Just Can I do this. today? That's been helping me recently.

Uh Can I do this today? Can I get. through this today? Um. But yeah, uh thank you guys for paying. attention and um I appreciate the. support and. um. gang gang. Have you tried the green. chilies? Now I'm just floating on the breeze and. I feel I'm falling like [music] these. leaves I must be. cornerstone.

Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll. share this piece of mind I found. [music] I can feel it. in my bones. But it's going to take.