Grace O'Malley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #553

I want to let you know about some new. tour dates uh I will be in Nashville. Tennessee on May 3rd at the Bridgestone. Arena uh you can get your tickets. starting Wednesday January 8th at 10:00. a.m. local time with pre-sale code Rat. King we also have tickets remaining in. East Lancing Eugene Victoria BC in the. Canada College Station Belton Texas San. Antonio Oxford. fville Tuscaloosa Tallahassee.

Winnipeg and Calgary Alberta in the. Canada get all your tickets at the. oan.com. t uh make sure to make sure to go. through that site and thank you so much. uh for your support that'll still be the. return of the Rat. tour today's guest is an Entertainer out. of the um Boston and New England areas. of America and I got to see her.

backstage the other night uh when she. was performing standup here in Nashville. Tennessee um she got her start with bar. stool Sports and I've been a fan um and. I'm looking forward to get to learn more. about her today's guest is Miss Grace om. Ali. [Applause].

I've got um I've got three younger. sisters y do but I'm the I'm the milk. man's because I'm a redhead you're the. Milkman I'm the milkman's oh the. milkman's kid my mom's a [ __ ] oh really. yeah oh damn I wish I wish huh that look. good yeah thanks I wish um my mom would. have gotten laid more I think yeah oh. yeah I think she was I don't know if she. was making love to maybe this auto. mechanic one time I don't know he would. always come around and look around at.

us a lot of undercarriage yeah I think. yeah he was just I don't know what he. was doing he might not even have been a. mechanic I mean it was in our town it. was like if you were greasy enough and. kind of you know people would do. mechanicing in their yard you know type. of thing where like come drop the car. off in my house and people would do a. lot of like at home mechanick type stuff. like tag you're it you've got the car. now uh no just like it was like. uh like people didn't have to have a. real shop to be a mechanic oh got you.

all right cool cool you know so people. could just do it at home oh I never come. empty-handed to anything but I've been. in limbo all day so this is a best I. could do I heard you're on again off. again quitting damn you brought me this. air bar I heard sometimes you quit and. sometimes you're not yeah but mostly. you're trying to quit so I feel like an. ass. buted very sweet of you this is very um. yeah it's almost like the first. Thanksgiving or whatever you know. whenever they did that yeah so very nice.

yeah and I've actually been doing good. about quitting I think the tough part is. uh the the worst thing about quitting is. that you have to every day you're like. I'm going to quit and then you don't and. then you set yourself up for failure. yeah it's uh it's a commitment that I. just I don't have the willpower to do. yeah have you tried it or no I was. supposed to start try January yesterday. and I just didn't yeah I couldn't I. don't have the willpower yeah I to stop. this going on so we're going to try to. get today you got it yeah yeah it's.

another day yeah yeah that's the thing. January is a lot of pressure you know. it's a lot of pressure at the beginning. of the year to get it all right yeah but. for what though like we're just new all. of a sudden we're just going to flip it. off well I think that's kind of the goal. I think that's the goal it just feels. kind of tough you know yeah um it's a. lot of pressure it is a lot of pressure. dude God being alive is just. damn it's a lot sometimes you know it. just feels like a lot um Grace Aly. thanks for coming in today thanks for. having me I'm super pum I uh I tried to.

play it really cool the other day but I. am a very big fan oh thanks very big fan. this is very sick yeah I'm I'm a big fan. of yours too you always just seem like a. just like such a human I mean why not. what's like I don't know what's wrong. with half of these people everyone's. kind of [ __ ] out of. control I think well I think if people. get into like the spotlight or get like. popularity popularity ego all that stuff. is super dangerous you know yeah and you. don't realize it sometimes like you can. be getting infected by it or that like.

um or suddenly you'll try to Super. manage how you're perceived which some. of that's normal cuz you want to protect. yourself but um I think all of that just. it's scary yeah I mean it like you just. gotta you got to say you you gota be. yourself yeah that's what it is you just. got to be yourself but if yourself is an. [ __ ] then maybe you should change I. don't know yeah if yourself is an. [ __ ] bro yeah cuz they got people out. there now that are got not even gay that. are being gay they have um all types of.

people like fake Native. Americans like every week they're. busting like one of these politicians. for saying they were hondur and or. something you know just a lot of. [ __ ] I know um I wish I had the 23. and me to claim one of those things cuz. I feel like if you can claim it you can. say it there's a lot of words I can't. say that I would love to claim to be. able to say you know what I mean yeah. I'm trying to think if you seem like uh. cuz what are you you are um I am a Mech. so I'm Irish you're Irish pretty pretty.

inbred yeah okay no no yeah no judgment. for me here I um yeah I I think yeah. Irish sh some people are really [ __ ]. Irish have you seen that video of that. baby he's like breastfeeding and he. orders another tit or whatever oh my God. know I haven't seen that but that's. classic it's the most Irish [ __ ] of it. pretty much the way I was he like orders. a round for everybody in the room or. something it's some they're. breastfeeding it like a family thing or. whatever like a birthday or whatever one. of my worst jokes I ever wrote was um.

like one of my first ones was that I'm. so Irish that I was breastfed Guinness. yeah stupid yeah but it it is what it is. yeah it's a rough one kind of I told. some rough oh uh oh my one of my first. jokes was like oh I need a job a blow. job that was that's classic though come. on it was pretty bad thanks at least we. have each other right it was pretty bad. still um so yeah I stopped by the comedy. club the other night and you were doing. standup how long so how long have you. been doing standup just so cuz some. audience won't know you so um you're a.

podcaster and a comedian yes okay and. how long have you been doing standup I. so I moved to New York in 2020 I was. doing it like here and there on like the. streets because you had to do it like. outside at the time and I was because of. Co yeah yeah and so I did it like on and. off here and there but started taking it. serious around January of this last year. okay of 2024 2024 yeah okay yeah and so. what did that mean taking this years. like just getting up more like getting. into the circuits or what it's yeah it's.

like an oxymoron saying taking it. serious because it's comedy but um just. like going up as much as I could like. networking I guess and putting myself. out there kind of thing so I've been. going up as much as I could and uh. Whitney cmings ended up taking me on the. road with. her kick in my apologies Whitney did. yeah she did oh yeah that's awesome was. sick yeah so she put the fire under my. assh um she came on I used I used to. have a podcast it's no longer but um she. came on as a guest and she was like I I.

[ __ ] with you like you should you should. open for me and I'm like you don't want. you don't want you don't want that and. she was like no just just do it just say. yes and uh it'll it'll all follow so she. put the fire under my ass and I just. grinded wow and so you were just now was. it like you were overnight suddenly on. stage having to do a lot of time or no. um so she she gave me 15 which turned. into 20 and uh she just kept I guess I. was doing something right cuz she kept. adding me to more cities so all right so.

I guess I'm doing pretty good that was. nice I uh so you're from originally from. where at I'm from Boston but like. outside of Boston okay yeah and do. people from outside of Boston look. differently at people than inside of. Boston. um uh culturally probably there was um. there was this thing in the 70s called. bsing where they brought um. African-American children into the City. and uh for schooling and stuff for. schooling yeah so so uh. I some people didn't like that so those.

people they left and that is. unfortunately where I come from that's. oh that's for your family you were birth. out of those people those were those. guys people make their choices you know. um they have yeah they have yeah cuz. Boston's interesting they got a lot of. racism up there you know yeah but it's. you know uh it's not as um loud as it is. down here so it's yeah the South it's. more the South has more of that kind of. slave magic history you know yeah yeah. yeah yeah we we just have uh just little.

inuendos of bad history and bad uh bad. things we did I guess uh it's still up. there though for sure yeah it depends on. what side you're on but yeah you should. just meet my dad really you'll see it is. he a fireman or no uh no he wanted to be. a police officer ended up being an. electrician but he [ __ ] that up too. what doing electricity uh yeah he uh he. got electrocuted oh he did yeah on the. job and uh he said he saw God he started. he started to be a believer and uh Tyler. Childers walked him into heaven Tyler. chers yes chers yes the musician the.

musician walked him into the the Pearly. Gates so that's my father you almost got. to believe him yeah well I mean yeah I. mean that's that guy's still alive so I. don't know I don't know what that. illusion was with him true I'm not. really sure yeah why would a guy who's. not even dead come and help you that's. nice of him yeah it's really sweet but. that makes me I was like oh that's. pretend yeah that's when it got a little. fictional yeah like you were having a. bad dream then you woke up and you were. blasted.

yeah dude being electrocuted it's kind. of UND it's not a it's uh it doesn't get. as much credit as it deserves really I. got got once by um electricity Little. Fork in the outlet action uh no when I. was at a fair or something uh I was we. used to go to the carnival down the. street from our home or whatever and. they had they would let you ride the. rides the day before the fair open. monkeys yeah yeah nice so we're out.

there and um and we're doing it or. whatever and they were just like. plugging [ __ ] in and whatever and every. you know and I tried to get off one of. the rides and I like grabbed two. different railings and I think I. connected some circuit orever so I was. just like this you know oh [ __ ] you did. your friends see your skeleton like the. cartoons no uh I don't know my friends. they kind of ran off to like oh. something's you know this isn't we don't. want to be involved be a superhero yeah. this guy's not doing good we don't want. to be involved in it and some guy called. me I think or whatever and kick me in.

the backat and I was like okay he saved. my life but he still called me a so I. was like well you know but that what. that's what you get kind of around the. carnival but um that time and then I was. walking behind a food truck that was. serving crab meat or whatever which I. don't trust that sounds really wrong too. oh it's yeah I don't trust crab meat. that's that close to like a gas tank I. think you know yeah no that's fair I. think uh I think crab meat should be. fresh from the ocean like right from the. ocean I actually when we got here this. week and I had I had crab legs and I'm.

like what am I doing I've [ __ ] my brains. out this whole last couple days hor. we're in landlock right now right yeah I. don't know what I was doing never seen a. crab anywhere around here never had. money before so I was like yeah we'll. get some crab legs this is sick as. smooth as Tennessee. shellfish I uh yeah that's wild dude I. feel [ __ ]. stupid that's that new money [ __ ] that's. new money boy that's [ __ ] new money. dude D yeah let's give the crab legs.

this baby's getting a grill and we're. getting [ __ ] Tennessee crab. legs what what else is wicked gay that I. could get um I'm trying to think of [ __ ]. that we got like that are that yeah what. was your what was your first new money. buy oh I got a [ __ ] cyber truck was. the only thing I've ever really gotten. for myself that was like expensive. somebody was telling me about that and. they were saying that you thought that. nobody would recognize you in that thing. oh yeah that's what I thought at first.

yeah I didn't think it was that big of a. deal I thought everybody would have them. you know and U that's going to make. people do many double takes it was hor. once at the car second at you yeah it. was horrible or sorry once at you second. for the car no it was all horrible cuz. well whenever you first got him I got. home I ordered like five years ago right. like it was because it was a 100 bucks. oh that's like putting it on the wish. list okay right so for 100 bucks you. could be like I got a cyber truck coming. it was online it was lay away yesid. people lay away yeah was like yeah I'm. getting a cyber truck or whatever and.

then I kept like bothering Elon on. Twitter to where are they you know give. them you know are you guys on a on a on. a basis of uh like talking okay no I. don't know him I was just tweeting at. him and stuff or like you know uh saying. stuff like that and then um finally one. day I got home I'd been on of to for a. few weeks and it was in my garage oh. sick and so I was like holy [ __ ] dude. and at first when you would drive down. the street people would like like there. were people cheering people at American.

flags there were Mexican there were. Mexican people out there doing this and. dancing or whatever it was crazy you're. like where did these so Mexican people. come from you. know and you were just driving but. really they had like We Are the. Champions it was like gay people people. were coming out of the closet in front. of you had girls flashing titties it was. a lot yeah it was just a lot going on. you know and um and yeah I did I thought.

it automatically would. have um extra Darkness on the Windows. you know and it didn't so for a long. time I thought it was like yeah. obviously it's I can't you know I can. just dry you know there was extra. darkness and then and then um my buddy. was like dude you got to get those. things tinted I was like oh [ __ ] man. they're not tinted and then so finally I. did get him Ed well uh what was it Run. DMC or the or [ __ ] I forget who was but. they said tinted windows don't mean.

nothing they know who's inside really. yeah [ __ ] so you're. [ __ ] and and so is the guy who waited. five years for a cyber truck just to. blow it up what a science experiment oh. yeah some gu just did that huh yeah. bring that up dude actually you know. what's funny I thought about getting. like a big fuse and putting it like. hanging out of. M oh yeah that's a goodie oh he did it. for Fourth of July or he did it for New. Year's I that's what it does look like. um it does look like a spectacle I think.

it was to uh a political point in front. of trump oh in front of Trump Towers wow. and I think one person did die so it's. it's tough to find a joke there but I. mean it was probably some Middle Eastern. like getting a picture next to it people. are always like can we get this can we. and you're just like leave me alone just. I'm going to blow a lid yeah don't come. ask me but the problem is the horn. sounds a little bit effeminate too does. it yeah the if you hit the horn like a. couple gay dudes will kind of walk over. oh hi you need.

something they still have prostitutes. that work the. streets do they yeah not either they. don't have to anymore where's there some. good where are Street Walkers still in. America can you pull that up please cuz. I've been looking I've told my friends. before I don't get laid much I don't. that's just a fact about me but um I. told my friends just surprise me with a. hooker one day and don't tell me it's a. hooker a male hooker a male hooker they. exist I'm not sure I think that they. yeah definitely I mean there's like. Italian guys if that's what you're.

talking. about um. but what you're looking at overall. Nevada has the largest commercial sex. Market in the United States when. adjusted for population okay number of. prostituted people Nevada has more than. twice as many prostituted people per. capita as California and 63% more than. New York all right so they still have. brothel there all right so move it to. I'm moving to might to Nevada to get it. there we go yeah I wonder what would. that be like for a um. right for a woman cuz I've gotten a um a.

lady of the night or whatever they're. called mystical yeah just one they call. them yeah a mystical puss yeah I got one. in Amsterdam right where people go get. them oh yeah yeah that's where that's. like the. prize yeah the mea of horse it is it's. like the istanbull of like you know. midnight cter whatever you know and so I. went there and oh here was the funny. part my buddy and I both of us like snu. like acted like we weren't gonna go.

there so we both like went off by. ourselves separate rooms like all right. man night. bud and then saw each other they were. like that's tough that's when you just. have to embrace it and then just do a. force him or. something but here was the sad part of. it you go in there and it seems like. it's very alluring and the the the. Mirage of it is very compelling but you. go in there and right when you go in. their door cuz they're standing out. there and there's kind of some red. lights inside of the room you go in. there uh in the main door and there's.

like a bouncer guy right there yeah and. he's very you know tough guy and he says. something real tough or something and. then you kind of go like that and then. you go into the room and it's very much. like a doctor's room that like. everything's kind of like covered in. like paper PL it feels like. classy um it feels like. uh it feels very clinical clinical okay. so it's routine it's like an appointment. right that's what it starts you feel.

like so the magic of like any like you. know romance or what looking for lust. and love I don't I think everybody. probably probably thought you looking. for just like a what wiie no I'm one of. those guys who like would leave a strip. club be like man I think I'm you know I. think there's a chance we're going to. get her off the stage you're going give. him a pep talk next time you go in like. hey Annabelle magic we can put you in. Community College babe you know so much. better than this you could be so much. more oh wow that that sure is something. so I think it's very hard like I can't.

get an erection like around broken glass. or I can't get an erection I'm realizing. around like some environments like that. that are so. clinical um have you ever spent a night. in. jail yeah so that's like exactly that. how could you get right how could you. get off that feels like jail yeah with. just a little silk yeah it's kind of. crazy yeah it's a slightly silky jail. silky jail I would go to Silky jail. smooth jail do you have a mug shot. um I don't know if I'm a Muk shot that's.

a great that's a great question if I do. it's in Mississippi or Louisiana I'll. have to check that's a good thing to. look up for that would be sick. merch wow by end day of the week is that. supposed to be. you damn God. Sor one of those are me dud and then. this one's just literally your your head. shot not a mug. shot wow yeah that's just a head shot go. back up to oh you're tiny baby boy in.

that in that blue shirt one very young. very. impressionable there I am what did I. Do poss oh it was it was Kitty porn oh. no kitty vids yeah Ki TTY y oh so it's. meow yeah all right no problem what. about you you've been in no I'm dying to. though cuz I I would like I would like. uh a mug shot see you in there I would. yeah it would be good I think I'd run. that thing like like a McDonald's I'd.

see you in there keeping stuff in your. bra yeah and like it they come to me and. uh they got to ask like oh you you want. red dye number two you want some. lipstick cuz that's what the girls do in. there they they go crazy yeah you want. to watch them a call n you want me to. thread your eyebrows with some with some. I don't know what they'd use yeah you. want to but I'll find out yeah and I'll. be the head of the. market yeah you want me to pull some. clar all out of your py or what like. people smuggling makeup in there or. something yeah I mean is clarol still.

makeup I don't know what that is you. don't not sure um I could pretend clarol. I thought it was a makeup company is. it all right sure um [ __ ] it do you yeah. like what is what does love look like. for you what's your love life like do. you have a you have a boyfriend or you. don't have a boyfriend I do not have a. boyfriend I um I have uh you might have. said that too sorry I've never had one. and I'm 2 I know and it's like everyone. always always does that and it's like a.

rats like damn every single time I'm. like oh I should just let that person. have that reaction cuz it is crazy it is. crazy but I have to address it but it's. also pretty special though I think yeah. when I find that Mr special guy it's. gonna be real good because I've waited. this long I suppose yeah so yeah 26. years um you have missed have you do you. feel like you've missed out on some good. ones or no no no they don't really They. Don't Really flock you'd be you'd be. totally shocked that I am not I don't.

really scream um uh [ __ ] me like I don't. really have [ __ ] me eyes ever so I think. I'm more of like a a a bro to some. people like my way of flirting is like. misogynistic oh like kind of yeah just. being buddies yeah just being like Yo. dude like check out her tits or you can. check out mine if you prefer kind of. thing yeah oh I see what you're saying. yeah um so I haven't had luck thus far. hence the mail hooker did you have a. like a high school prom.

date um he is now I had to ask him he. was a year older and he is now she and. we don't I have I is he straight still. or and a woman or is he now a gay woman. I'm having a hard time picking up the. pieces because we don't talk you know. those people you just have to be like. fix the clues in and see what they're. they're all about like the little the. little cles that they put out there um. and then I didn't go to my senior prom. you didn't no I was one of those I'm. still waiting to get picked up for my.

senior prom in my head oh foolishly you. know one day oh but yeah dude I yeah. that's definitely I got stuck after the. prom this dude was crying and he had. barred his his dad had left them a long. time ago and he barred his mom's. business blazer and it had those uh. shoulder pads in it oh. classy yeah it was classy but it was. also just like a sign of the times you. know like young men being raised by. single m Ms and having to wear their. mom's business blazer to the prom yeah I.

guess I could have had it worse and it. kind of bro it was like but he was. balling about something he thought he. looked like Damon wein or something but. some [ __ ] or whatever I don't know. he was out of his [ __ ] mind and I was. trying to get laid but also be nice so I. was waiting to go see my girlfriend but. it was just a nightmare but this was. your buddy yeah I know I got stuck. giving him a ride after prom oh [ __ ] to. this party and he started just balling. damn it's not that bad take the take it. off just wear the T-shirt yeah. underneath but he's like everybody said. I look like Damon wayin and I want to.

have my own life and I was like. [ __ ] you don't look anything. like Damon way he black no he was kind. of like tan or whatever like [ __ ] you. don't look anything like [ __ ] David. way dude you're closeted homosexual just. [ __ ] closet so we can go to this par. you wanted to wear that you bought it he. loved it yeah yeah he looked nothing was. he balding like what was the problem he. did have a skinned head and he um had uh. you know and he seemed kind of black. sometimes just for.

fun but he was a great guy um dang. that's yeah I guess that's interesting. sorry to sorry to act like that about. that no no that's actually it's I think. it's hilarious I don't but now does it. become a thing where you don't have a. boyfriend because it's almost become a. thing does that ever happen yeah like. I'm like too far in now so it's like I. don't really I'm not looking I don't. really give a [ __ ] at this point it's. just it is what it is if it comes it. comes but I would love to come one day. and are you saving yourself for marriage. type thing or you. I'm not there well I would be if I could.

be if if I had it coming towards me like. that oh my God I'd be a [ __ ] but uh I'm. I'm basically accidentally celibate. which is a beautiful thing really you. know some women they say oh it's so easy. for a woman to get laid they can have. whoever they want that's not true there. are some of us that have really hard. time really I know a I feel like I could. name at least five or six guys that. would definitely make love to you that I. know firsthand oh wow seen in the past. two weeks you know wow and you've got.

some cool Pals I mean or just you know. like I I mean cuz yeah I don't even yeah. but it's like what am I even talking. about is that a crazy thing to say no no. no it's great to hear actually that just. gave me a little bit of a boost dude. yeah are you kidding me man I know some. people that would definitely probably. knock you up even hell yeah I know some. people that would just it would be. amazing I was thinking about it the. other night I'm like you know what I'm. so anti- having a kid but I guess if I. had one one I would have to have it. because that would be my only shot you.

know only shot at what having a. child because if it's one guy wants to. bust it in then I guess I got to put one. out you. know it's like it seems like a sad thing. to people but this is just my life no. Grace it's definitely you know I think. there's a lot of seman heading your way. in 2020 God I can't wait to guzzle it. down my man it's going to be good but. like it's to it's funny to not be a. [ __ ] but like really want to be yeah.

there's something special about that cuz. most [ __ ] they don't want to be they. they want they want to be known for. something other than their hole or their. box but then they're just out there. slurping or whatever to feel decent yeah. but at least you don't have to do that. huh yeah I guess I guess but you know. most wide open I'll wait for my special. day I don't either I'm this why I don't. have a daughter dude this why I don't. have a [ __ ] daughter. dude what do you do if your daughter is. like a [ __ ] and you're the dad Ah.

that's when you got to start do you have. a talk with them you think have any of. your friends ever there're they're like. damn my dad had a talk with me cuz he. knew I was like getting smashed so much. or whatever or doing a lot of sex or. whatever I I think when you start having. the talk is when they defel more of a. daddy problem there like there's nothing. you can do as a father I feel like it's. it's just like their decision to be what. they want to do oh I suppose I don't. know I've never been a [ __ ] yet yet so. we'll see. if you had a daughter what would her.

name. be probably something from that um. Scarlet Letter book what are some names. in that. book something from the you know the. days when people used to die on Long. ship Journeys type [ __ ] you know what. I'm saying Hester that's beautiful. Hester maybe a pearl Pearl Roger. Chillingworth that would be one yeah. maybe I name her that I got I only have. a boy name if I were to have a boy yeah.

what do you have I got danger but we. call him Danny danger danger and. everybody in Boston named Danny anyway. no matter what their name is it becomes. Danny yeah it doesn't matter yeah yeah. it could literally be Roger turn into. Danny yeah it's my name it's Roger but. they call me Danny yeah but this this. kid he has to like when he's filling out. medical forms he has to write danger but. everybody knows him as Dan or Danny oh. yeah I think it's good that's a cool. name yeah bad Annie could get a cool job. he could. be I'm trying to think of what he could.

be anything he could be uh the caution. sign when you moop the floor yeah it. could. be yeah a a traffic guard I feel like. I'm blowing this am I blowing this this. conversation yeah no I feel like it too. okay do you feel like I am no I feel. like I'm blowing you're doing great I. don't even think maybe I'm asking about. the best Stu I'm too I think I'm too. honest like sometimes where I just have. to be like I feel like I'm [ __ ] this. up no I think it's interesting cuz I. never really I don't think I'm not good. at I don't talk to women that much about. sex stuff so I think I never talk about.

sex I was just trying my very best just. yeah thanks for trying yeah I have no. personal experience dude well hold on. I'm like I'm like writing a book report. a book I've never read we're somebody to. come in here and just look I'll do it. like this and you guys just figure it. out oh [ __ ] dude that's. crazy you know when I was growing up I. had a job uh clean out wish and Wells. over there in my.

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or something you know and so I was like. everything was miserable kind of yeah I. feel that I had an ear blowout I I can't. hear out of this one really yeah like at. all what were you were you guys out on. the water I was on an airplane and uh. like three weeks ago it just just blew. and uh this is just a nightmare I've. never had it I can't hear yeah it's. pretty brutal but um other than that. pretty classic of a holiday good stuff. you spend time with your family I did. yeah nice are your parents still married. they shouldn't be they can't afford the.

divorce they looked into it and so I'm. just working really hard this year so. they can get. there dude that's such a great thing if. at the end of the year you actually have. a big divorce for them I think they'll. be stoked oh yeah it' be really good and. they still live outside of Boston yeah. yeah oh that's beautiful yeah um and so. you have so just so my listeners know so. you I know you because we had Brianna. chicken fry and you guys had a podcast. together yes yeah and it's called plan. Bri uncut plan Bri uncut yes and you. guys don't have it anymore it's no.

longer it's no longer yes and so you. guys and you guys had been friends for a. long time yeah we we friends forever. like um since we were like in fifth. grade oh wow kid friends yeah a that's. cute since we were little baby children. that's sweet that's sweet and um and. have you guys kept a good friendship. after I know that I know that there's. been like I'm not trying to get into. like the tumultuousness of things or. whatever but how is how does that stand. today cuz it must be tough to like have. a business with a friend yeah U I was.

just I've always just um like in 2020. she got the job at bar stool and like. had to move to New York for it and I was. taking a semester off from college and. she was like do you want to come with me. and I was like yeah [ __ ] it why not and. so like I door dashed on foot when we. got there and stuff and like she slowly. but surely like was trying to get me a. job at bar stool oh really so really. hustling for you yeah so like she like. really like like stuck her neck out for. me and like we ended up doing the. podcast together after like a year of. living there and it was just so much fun.

we had a blast it was always fun doing. it yeah a lot of Y Clips are so great. dude we just shoot the [ __ ] good banter. but um you know uh we're just I think. we're just going through a rough patch. right now and uh we'll I think one day. we're going to figure it out but uh. she's doing her thing I'm doing my thing. and uh I I still over. so I'm being a politician right now you. feel trying my best well you know what's. interesting is um I've had times where I.

was like I was going through moments. with friends and stuff you know and and. most of them evened out over time yeah. but the toughest part about it like was. in the mo like the times where we. weren't getting along or we were having. differences that I didn't have my friend. at times that was really the shittiest. part it was like even though I would. have like a leg to stand on about why I. was upset about stuff sometimes would. I'd be like I'd be like man [ __ ] Scott. dude I got to call Scott right now and. tell him right. I couldn't call my friend I'm so [ __ ].

fired up I wanted then you get done with. the conversation like ah dude you know. who would really help me out with this. exactly who I'm talking about it's. [ __ ] brutal it's up that was kind of. the worst part sometimes was just. hitting that type of moment we like oh. man cuz it's hard to kind of have good. friends you know yeah you still have. Pals from growing up oh yeah I got some. good pals from growing up so and then. I've made more over the years kind of. like people go through things a lot of. friends get married and stuff and since. I'm not married you kind of fall into. this weird place where you just become. like you're just friends with with.

whoever's not married yeah that's kind. of [ __ ] up yeah that when does that. start happening I would say probably in. your 30s it starts getting where like. well I guess it depends on where you're. from like where I'm from Louisiana. people get married early yeah yeah yeah. and so you lose a couple guys right out. of the gate and right after they get. married their hair falls out immediately. I don't know why bastards well at least. they locked it in beforehand that's true. yeah so and maybe some of those guys. know their hair is about to fall out. yeah they have an idea they're like oh. got to lock it in got to get that got.

dadd just having a conversation with. them hey buddy uh it's time to get that. ring and put the knee down like Dad I'm. only 15 though they always had that one. kid that went bald way early you know. and people would use him to buy alcohol. they're like yes what do you mean he. can't buy liquor and be like he's only. like he's bald damn it he just sucked. the out his 401k he's. fine like he rode here on his bicycle. you think a [ __ ] child is bald damn. it he's a DUI he already bought the boo.

that's why he's on the bike selling the. liquor damn. it um so yeah but yeah I still have good. friends from when I was growing up I. think yeah and then I've met you know. it's been a like I think like since I. work in business where I kind of travel. around and stuff you meet a lot more. people probably than you do if you just. stay in one in a live in one town yeah I. I do think everyone should get out of. their town at some point because like. you don't know what you're missing if. you don't like I I thought everybody was. Catholic growing up I never knew any.

Jewish people I never knew anyone who. was different and I didn't find out till. my junior year of high school that. there's other religions oh yeah that's. pretty [ __ ] yeah and you guys are so. Catholic is the one with the priests. okay yeah the one where they're playing. freeze tag with the kids but they didn't. tell the kids and that's that's where I. thought I could get some but oh really. they only like the boys oh yeah I've. been trying every angle for years. anything you put eye black on or. anything I guess I could have shaved my. head but they see right through that. with the tits you know yeah oh it must.

be horrible when a priest sees tits he's. like oh [ __ ] good day sir we shall not. be blessed I don't know what they. say oh what are we talking about um [ __ ]. yeah I never been I'm trying to think if. I ever been Catholic or not I might have. been we were we were Presbyterian for a. while I know and then my mom got in a. fight with somebody outside of the. church once and so then we I think we. were I think we were Methodist or sixth. Methodist or something I don't know how. many there are I got to ask my mom is.

that like Mormon [ __ ] uh no it's just. like you don't drive far to the church. wherever that one is okay yeah sure like. the closest church or whatever God the. lemonade stand church it was very yeah. yeah it was yeah it was like okay this. is it you know yeah it was like that. kind of yeah. um but okay so now so you ended up in. New York is that your first time you. lived in New York when you went there. with Brianna yes yeah so I've been there.

for like four years and uh do you feel. like you're fitting in there now or is. that well with with standup I'm like I'm. like oh finally I love New York like I. did I needed like my thing and I I. finally found my thing yeah and so I've. been I've been loving that and I was. just too scared to do it I was just. being such a [ __ ] about to get up on. stage to get up on stage yeah and like. even give it a whirl like open mics and. [ __ ] I just wouldn't but uh yeah cuz. you're so endearing mean one of the. things that I that I always always. admire about you is just uh you being. you is it's like immensely Charming to.

like a like it's like uh you can't help. but not like want to follow along with. your world it feels like you oh that's. that's really sweet thank you yeah it's. a it's it's it's great I I I try to be. like um like just myself and like open. and honest but my problem is I do this. accent and it comes out on sometimes. yeah so I've got like this Boston accent.

but it's sometimes it's on sometimes. it's off so people are like you're doing. a fake accent like I don't even know I'm. doing it right so I don't know who I am. oh yeah it's kind of crazy if you don't. know who you are then you're a comedian. then most comedians don't know who they. are because that's why they're putting. on a show they're some of the show is. they over time they're trying to figure. out who they are you know they're trying. to manage this presentation that they. put to the world you know I think cuz. like when they were young maybe whoever. were didn't feel comfortable or whatever. in the world so they started making this.

them yeah and um anyway that's a little. bit meta I think but um what was the did. you ever like there was ever a point in. your life where you were like oh my God. I I want to be a. performer let me think about. it um I liked I liked when people. laughed I didn't I didn't know I didn't. I think I didn't I never really trusted. people that much but I knew if they were. laughing. that they.

couldn't not like me yeah like I feel. like it would be impossible to hate. somebody and laugh at the same time kind. of yeah because you can't you can't fake. a laugh right you you can but you but if. you tell but I would know yeah it's I. know a genuine laugh and I know a fake. laugh yeah and if you're just going to. [ __ ] hate me and be a dick then. you're not going to laugh in general and. then I I could wean you out yeah yeah. it's good yeah so I think there was. something like that for me probably. um do you think you kind of had that.

comedian thing like that you know that. you wanted to be a comedian or do you. think that you just wanted to be a. performer did you kind of know what it. was like where you wanted to end up and. do you still know I've I've always. wanted to do stand up I just didn't. think I could I didn't think it was an. option and I there's a part of me that. like wishes that and this is I guess. serious but there's a part of me that. wishes I was able to get into standup. before anything else because I I just. want to be I don't want people to think.

I'm just like doing it for shits and. gigs to have like this other thing it's. like that's what my main focus is and. that's what like I love it just so. happened that one came before the other. kind of thing and like I wish I like I. don't know got like got more the Reps in. before people started coming yeah right. coming and coming to see you but I. appreciate people coming and see but. like I I really wanted to get get it. right yeah like I didn't even want you. to stay the other night I was like the. like one day one day you can see it not. yet it's not there yet but you know it's.

it's good enough to buy tickets but it's. not there yet for you no no shot oh it. was just cool to see you when your. friends in the Green Room that was dope. dude and just like to see you like just. I I wanted to like kind of see what your. energy was about going up on stage and. um and the room was buzzing man people. were so excited yeah I think especially. with podcast and stuff I noticed this. I've sat in the audience and watch some. of my uh friends who were podcasters as. well yeah and um you just want to kind. of listen and be. there in the room with them you're like.

I just that's my person or that's my. friend whatever it is I [ __ ] with them I. just want to be in the room while. they're doing whatever yeah yeah you. know and and I've done the um the. podcast Touring that [ __ ] is so easy Oh. you mean being on stage with just as. your podcast oh I never done that it's. so easy you just it's like you have. segments you do the same thing every. night you like you can switch around. with jokes depending on the crowd but. compared to stand up like it's a walk at. the Park it's like you're I it feels. like stealing you're stealing money from.

from fans that adore you it's like it's. not. fair what but I never made any money off. of it really far took it all yeah off. your tour yeah no way yeah we had we had. some we had I had an interesting. contract yeah but I love them so much. are you still working with bartool I. actually just recently left okay so when. you leave so if you leave that means do. you still have your rights to. I didn't make anything when I was there. half your podcast but you had a contract.

you got paid something annually um yeah. so I I got I had a salary okay and that. was that was kind of it and so I had the. option to leave and I I took it was it a. good salary it was decent um it wasn't. uh equated. to was it like $500,000 no nothing close. to that no um my my buddy was making a. little bit more a lot of bit more a. whole [ __ ] ton more okay so there was. discrepancy andow there was but she was. doing another um podcast and whatnot oh.

that's right so she was bringing maybe. different CL different fans from that. also got it so it's it's all relative. yeah and also some of that stuff is as. much as it like it's like it's live and. learn sometimes I also didn't care I was. just happy to be there like I was like. literally just I I was stoked to just. have the job yeah so I was at one point. I was working for free selling T-shirts. just paying for my own PLS yeah it was. crazy I was like yo I just like really. happy to be. here do it any way I can yeah yeah it's.

about to grind oh yeah and I you know. what I think no matter what and no. matter what you get involved in you have. to go through that you have to go. through periods of that you know and. even with stand up you can't escape that. it's like you just have to you know get. in on stage we all you know it's like we. all learn it I still learn it every time. I take some weeks off and go back on. stage it's like God this feels new and. scary yeah and my ball just hide inside. of me it's I did that's the new thing. I'm learning is cuz I haven't taken time. off this whole year and with Christmas I. took like two weeks off and I I [ __ ].

myself big time I was like Jesus Christ. this is bad this bad new space those. those shows I don't know they were fine. but they weren't great I'll tell you. that it was tough what. um what do you have like a closer like. do you have it set up like are you. telling stories are you telling more. jokes like what's your set like right. now I'm kind of all over the place I'm. trying to find my I'm trying to find my. thing I'm doing half jokes half punches. the punches are corny. oh some of the punches to the jokes are. corny I yeah I don't know if you can.

tell but I hate my entire set at the. moment I really think it could be a lot. better but that's why I'm doing dry. January I'm going to hit the hit the. ground running oh for sure for TR some. new now do you feel like a comedian or. do you feel like somebody that's. pretending to be a comedian I feel like. I'm pretending of course and you can. tell it's it's brutal I'm like I really. want to be Tak it serious but I I can't. even take myself serious [ __ ] fool. I'm just. foolish at.

least and you know what dude I'll pay to. come watch you be this. honest I will pay. $42 plus fees okay to come to come to a. room and watch somebody be dishonest. like [ __ ] sweating go sweating. through my pits I'm like it's really not. as bad as I'm making it out to me. but no but I think look there's. something about honesty there's not as. much of it in the world I would. literally pay to go to a room and watch.

somebody be honest with themselves about. what's going on I'm learning it I think. we all pretend to be something until we. get the hang of it yeah you know I just. I mean I look up to you I look up to. like all all all your all your buddies. and oh we just been doing it longer we. we don't know what the [ __ ] we're doing. but you you've got it and it's just it's. like so awesome to see I just I can't. wait for the day I finally get it you. know yeah when did it click. I don't know I mean I think at like. about 11 years you start to be.

like I don't know there's some different. moments I mean thank you that's sweet of. you to say that yeah I mean I definitely. feel like I don't have a like this is. like it is my job now you know yeah for. a long time I didn't know if it was my. job you know I felt like it was but you. keep going home like at Christmas and. you don't have a real job and you like. I'm a comedian like whatever dude you. know where's your husband you know cuz. everybody just thinks you're homosexual. you know until you get on some sort of. television or platform like oh he's. actually very successful yeah you should.

have been rooting them all for him yeah. maybe we'll scratch out these posters. that we drew you actually will you sign. this we're actually a huge fan It's a. poster that says you're a you held up at. my show but yeah I'll sign it thanks Guy. um so yeah I think there's like so that. kind of stuff gets tricky and then I. think it comes a point where it's like. you don't have anything else and so it's. like whenever you give up anything else. like there were times I quit to do real. estate there was times I quit and I.

[ __ ] up like the third contract I ever. did and I had to pay somebody's leas for. like six months how you [ __ ] up that bad. I [ __ ] put myself as the guarantor or. whatever that's. crazy ID that just takes one John. Hancock to pay six months rent I had to. go live with my girlfriend and I'm. paying rent for these other. [ __ ] this is the worst. part I was going through some weird [ __ ]. sometimes and I would pee in the sink at. night at my girlfriend's cuz I didn't. want to pee loud and wake up the family.

right oh with the family oh [ __ ] with. the family and the cat would go in there. and like mill around in a sink and. [ __ ] snitch me out the mom ended up. knowing that I was urinate in the sink. what's that talk sound like H she said. if your boyfriend been peeing in the. sink it's not it's not the first. boyfriend that's ever peed in the sink. for her she's kind of into it the mom's. into it I remember her daughter texting. me Mom knows that's what she said about. the piston in the sink who knows.

whatever Grace whatever we're all going. through it I suppose. uh. godamn you got I mean you're gonna. figure it out and I think it's. interesting these days I think because. I'll say this there used to be more of. stairways for how people got into comedy. right there was like um obviously you. got on stage but then you got on. different like little like there was. like a Comedy Central 10 minutes or. there was like um like these uh now.

there's like dry bar and different. groups like that but there was other. small groups where you did comedy sets. that they put out there right um and now. a lot of that's disappearing there was. like uh what was that late. show there were some late shows um where. you would just sit around in a panel. right where people would start to build. their name yeah and now I think just a. lot of like podcasting has kind of. become that it's taken the place of a. lot of things that's true yeah whereas. before there was like maybe more acting. roles or things like that for for comedy.

mhm that um cuz there's not even that. many comedies now like. shows not really no not so. much I think that's I think that's the. new wave that they're trying to do right. now is that they're trying to um cast. for a lot of comedy shows because there. has been like a LOL yeah that's what I. heard so I think that you have to have. some place where you start to build you. know that's like an entertainment Outlet. so I think podcasting is that you know. just kind become that or Tik to or some. some sort of like just uh you know.

people's own social media you know cuz. sure you have the podcast but then also. the the clips are kind of what bring. people into your world a lot of times. yeah that's true that is really true I. don't like I'm preaching at you do I no. no no I'm listening and I'm taking it. all in because I was clearly I need it I. need I need all the. information since you had a man in you. but. this but you don't don't take any of my. ideas no no don't take any of my uh I'm. not trying to give any advice no no no. that was that was the advice you gave. don't don't uh don't take anyone's.

advice was it the other night oh good. you said oh well I just [ __ ] that up. cuz that's even advice huh damn what an. idiot I guess I haven't podcasted in a. while I'm pretty Rusty I'm usually I'm. usually good with the banter no you're. always great usually good with the jokes. um I feel like you're doing good your. sister's here yeah shout out Nora what's. up Nora nor is here we're trying to. figure out uh so nor just graduated from. West Virginia University wow and we're. trying to figure out uh what we're going. to do with her she needs a job so I'm. I'm trying to think of what she can do.

uh within the realm of working together. so do you have some skill sets Nora. pretty much I can edit you can edit edit. yeah so what we're thinking she she's. going to be doing like the social media. side of things great yeah so that' be. nice she tagging along it's good to have. it's good to have um someone that knows. you very well yeah so yeah and just find. new things that are creative that's just. like one of my goals I start thinking of. for this year it's like well what things. could I do that would be create like. like would seem like unique or that I. could try and be more creative mhm what.

do you what do you got so far well you. have the the that movie is coming out. yeah me and David Spade are making a. movie you're making a movie it's it's in. the process of being made right now we s. it yeah we wrote it and we start making. it in uh January what's the writing. process for that like are you allowed to. talk about it yeah we just TR I mean it. took us like two years and we tried to. get financing nobody wanted to help and. so we're making it ourselves oh no [ __ ]. [ __ ] yeah that's sick so it's like yeah. I think I thought like I never wanted to. be an actor or anything like that and I. I I don't really think that that is a.

world of mine but I thought like if I. look back and I was like I get a chance. to make I got to do something with David. Spade who I like. idolized um and you you Skype and write. or we would write together yeah I've. live I still have my apartment in La so. whenever I'm there we we we've worked on. it over the years in tons of ways oh. [ __ ] yeah but it's been fun I can't even. believe it I definitely have learned a. lot and um we think that it's funny you. know but if I look I'm laying in my. deathbed or whatever yeah I think it'd.

be neat to be able to say that I got to. do that absolutely and also that I tried. to do it you know because people may. make it seem like you can't do this you. have to have all these special people. like I haven't had an agent help me. nobody's and so that to me is like the. kind of [ __ ] that I like you know you. don't think I can do this watch me yeah. [ __ ] you you know I'm prove your own. yeah there's nothing the only thing. difference between you and me is that. you've done it already that's the only. thing that's fair I don't know that [ __ ]. makes me [ __ ] activated for some.

reason you locked in I love to see that. I don't know why well you're excited you. Jazz I don't even if I'm excited I think. [ __ ] angry I'm ready to hide. somebody's kneecaps in their ass dude. dud you and Spade just spaded people I. mean it be look if anything I get to sit. around with him for five weeks and and. laugh and we have a good time so it. would be cool um when do you know. something like that's done I don't know. that's the toughest thing it's scariest. is that like you know once you move on. you can't there's no yeah like that.

scene or whatever is locked in yeah you. know so and I'm not a great actor you. know it's like I you know I'm going to. do my best I have a plan and um and I'm. excited about what we wrote you also. worry that if you wrote it now and it. comes out in seven months will any of. the will the joke still be funny I'm. sure that's sort of thing I'm sure you. guys are Timeless Timeless humor he does. I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing. dude but he's definitely so I don't know. it's you know it's just a lot of little. things you learn like oh this is maybe.

why I don't this isn't something that I. love um what did your mom get you for uh. Christmas uh my mom my mom got me uh a. megaphone for Christmas and I got her a. trip to Hawaii so uh a little different. and her dad your dad too to go to Hawaii. that's that's what's kind of [ __ ] up. I'm realizing but uh my father and I we. have a a a tricky relationship really. yeah and do you have any brothers does. he have any sons no even the dog's a.

lady so yeah the poor bastard everybody. always says but it's what he gets he. says I guess he was a [ __ ] [ __ ]. growing up so was he to who to. women it must be yeah he must have been. a [ __ ] prick because he says I. deserve it that's what I get four women. and a and a lady dog yeah yeah and what. happened again he was in a fire what. happened he was in um he was elect. electrocuted on the job so he's the guy. when the lights go off in the city he. turns them on and uh he got Zippity.

Zapped and uh now we're now we're doing. the same drugs he he takes uh he takes. he does ketamine therapy does he really. yeah and I uh he does his in uh a. doctor's office and I do mine under the. Brooklyn Bridge it's a little different. yeah dude my buddy Ernest used to do it. in a car wash all the time he called me. I like how are you doing he like get me. to the car. training wow wow and is your dad kind of. a romantic guy still do they have still. have a romantic relationship with your.

parents um I'm just trying to Envision. him just absolutely no a picture like. any uh Irish guy with like a scall cap. about like yay high uh wide uh one dead. oh yeah uh the old Andrea Gil huh yes it. um uh cheing tobacco but he doesn't care. anymore it's just all in his teeth yeah. it's just all like a [ __ ] salad bar. hanging out of his face confetti. confetti. tobacco all over confetti it's like.

everyday's a party in his. mouth. oh yeah like that guy is [ __ ]. whistling tunes just just whistling the. soundtrack of The Depot at all the time. just rehearsing for lines he doesn't. even have he just always wanted to be a. mobster who's on the who was on your. Boston um Mount Rushmore. we've got um Ben afflac oh yeah Matt.

demon mhm and then it used to be it used. to be uh Marky Mark but he kind of lost. me because he wakes up too early in the. morning Prett and uh gets gets too swoll. too early yeah got him got bizarre but. he was also selling liquor too that was. a Str I was like you're it's selling a. liquor but you're also up so early how. you know his hands are in too many. baskets I don't trust him he has his. hands in too many things does he seem. like do you think he still has the pulse. of the streets in Boston or.

no nah think he lost that he went full. Hollywood he might have he lost us he. moved to Vegas now I think I think he. lives in Las Vegas yeah did Nice Guy. busy man busy he's busy done a lot he. has and it starts early on beating the. [ __ ] out of an Asian guy all that jazz. he did that he did that oh I didn't know. all that oh. you can't get caught he's not stopping. Asian hate at all yeah and that's a [ __ ].

yeah the brothers picked it up a couple. years ago remember when the brothers was. zapping Asians everywhere were. they your brothers or the brother. brothers the brothers was zapping Asians. everywhere and the News kept being like. Asian people are under attack like yeah. my brothers it was the brothers and my. father my dad just is Sparky. now yeah your dad's like that guy who. just walks across the floor like this. and. like remember doing that [ __ ] to people. oh yeah I get people good I used to uh.

my favorite thing to do to [ __ ] with. someone was pass the uh milk carton. around and say oh you sit on it it's all. right and then you you give it to the. the biggest person and you know it's. going to explode they sit on the milk. card and it opens yeah people did that. to me really yeah it wasn't me who was. doing that to people would you ever. would it open under you or not always. every time and I fell for it every time. it was foolish I got jumped a lot. growing up you did I did Yeah by whom um. one time from a black man oh yeah that. was good uh that was at a 21 Savage.

concert that's the old yeah yeah that's. the Irish hello right there it was it a. 21 Savage concert yeah um he was kind of. windmilling me and I was pissing my. pants crying and then all of a sudden 21. Savage said yo y'all Wilding down there. y'all got to chill and I'm like can you. help it was crazy were you Wilding or. you were not I was getting wilded on. okay you're getting wilded on oh yeah. sorry that happened you know it was. brutal and and it was it was good though. because um my my buddy didn't even try.

to help uh the girlfriend the girlfriend. of the guy who was punching me said no. just let it happen and she did she she. let it happen no way so there wasn't. even any female support uh no it was. just yeah it was just a God baby girl. that's tough yeah know it's quite the. story though I went to school the next. day with a black eye MH from a black guy. yeah so that was nice that was kind of. cool yeah you're like oh you oh then. they say that's cultural appropriation. you're like give me a [ __ ] break dude. I just pretend it was from.

sex I just keep rning it back to. that well I'm sorry that some that you. got abused by a brother like that no. it's all good you could have got knocked. up. though that would have been nice have. you dated a lot of black men over the. years no dating is what you haven't. dated either no what well like I've been. on I've been on three dates of Life are. you serious guys like the last day I. went on he recorded inside my house so I. said I think I'm good for now a for now.

yeah two weeks later you like let's. let's run it back like yeah dude just. you got to lock your camera up I guess. yeah so that was brutal I got to think. of somebody good to set well now that's. sad why I need I shouldn't have said. that no it's all right um another date I. went on uh I was talking about it on the. podcast keeping it very ambiguous I. didn't want any feelings to get hurt but. he showed up uh hammered and I thought I. thought that he was like just Wicked. drunk and slur in his words well it. turns out he had a speech impediment oh.

and I didn't realize and I didn't pick. up on that and he sent me a very long. text I have a speech impediment and I. don't know why yeah he said I didn't I. didn't know why uh you didn't like the. champagne I bought you at the Dive Bar. said oh I'm sorry I guess we just want. different things oh yeah I don't know I. don't have a good track record well yeah. I think you do I think it's just you. know I think I what I have no idea Yes. Papa I know am I gonna [ __ ] tell you. dude it's quite all right no we're g to.

get some [ __ ] real dogs in here to. smash you Gracie hell yeah that have you. seen that girl have you seen that girl. got railed like by like 150 guys oh yeah. I saw that I don't know how I feel about. that I don't know what to do with that. it just is a it's just a thing that. happens but she's almost like the evil. Canal of like [ __ ] yeah she's kind of. doing like magic like I don't know she's. like adding time she's daylight savings. or something yeah that's a lot of time. spent yeah it just seems CRA and then.

what are you really doing it's almost. just like like if people just running. and just just kind of jousting. themselves into your vagina real quick. and then we're running off it's like a. meet and greet with their dick out yeah. yeah just like next yeah Lily Phillips. is her name she's a gorgeous um British. only FSH girl yeah well I wonder if this. is the thing you're starting to see. because the only fans like people are. having to start to one up each other. yeah well this is the extra goddamn mile. um yeah this is I don't know if I I.

don't know if I would even enjoy. something like that you know like I mean. even if you were doing it the you know. we like I'm going to make love to a 100. women I like had like 11 women I would. definitely want to chill have a Gatorade. or something get on my phone he's like. yeah like what's. uh I don't know why I was going to ask. that listen to some Scott St or whatever. did you see that Scott stab that their. band has made more this year than they. ever made before who did. I thought that was pretty interesting. bring that up brother there goes my hero.

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her boyfriend who was sitting next to. you he's a even bigger fan of yours and. um that guy I think one of his lips was. sweating a little yeah he was losing it. and um she had her phone out and she did. exactly what I asked her not to do and. she had her Flash and she recorded a. video and I was like she thought she was. taking a picture oh that's hilar and she. actually took a video and it was like 3. seconds long of her boyfriend saying. yeah yeah yeah I think so yeah that's. all right the scary part is if you think.

somebody record your whole conversation. just cuz then you don't even know what. you've said you my God you say something. crazy we're having a good time no I. would have I would have had to delete. that I was so upset you know like you. ask your friends to do one thing just. please don't do that one thing and they. do that one thing yeah I like ah [ __ ]. that's being alive a lot being alive is. they made they made it interesting here. right here Creed reached their highest. calendar year earnings in 2024 grossing. 64.8 million from 825,000 tickets across. 55 performances damn that's their.

highest calendar year earnings that is. that ever is there any more information. with it so C's never been. hotter than right now that's crazy to. think CU didn't weren't they playing. stadiums before you know what would be a. good idea I've been saying this is uh. there should be a comedian at a half at. the halftime for the Super. Bowl it's a horrible idea yeah I want to. you do yeah Grace you would be so you I. would fail miserably you think you would.

I don't know maybe give me what 11 years. oh 11 years yeah I thought you talking. about that in a couple of months oh. right now no no God no no I could pull. that though if I wanted to it'd be hard. I think it would be way too scary it. would do like half music half you got to. find like like the good happy medium. between fireworks music and jokes it. would be yeah I think it be like the. worst thing that's ever happened at the. Super Bowl thus far [ __ ] it be brave of. you I would I would pledge of allegiance. to that.

okay salute on. that there go there goes my hero does. CED even sing that song no. idea truly H yeah it says right there. Creator earned more money in 2024 than. they did in any other year over the. 30-year career um oh so they they've. never been hotter good for them my hero. oh no it's my food fighter oh [ __ ]. said what's. Creed uh [ __ ] who knows dude I don't.

know if I'm supposed to say this but I. saw a Kid Rock the other night on New. Year's he looked like he was about like. he'd been through it yeah oh yeah he. look like crack rock dude pull up that. video of him from the other night d i no. I was I saw him with my own eyes oh you. did and he looked like he was about to. he was about to go out on a stretcher. that is that always the thing is that. his kind of his deal no that's not. always a thing but oh did somebody get a. video of him yeah this it he definitely. um he looked a lot worse.

upstairs he seems pretty healthy right. there good enough look like a good. drinking night out he was uh shaking. shaking good I you know what was he up. uh was he singing I don't want problems. with Kid Rock actually did he oh he he's. the best he's the best at uh taking. jokes and telling jokes oh good all. right yeah oh he had a good time met him. for dinner that night actually you ever. spent time around him uh no just uh just. that that one high and by kind of kind. of thing you should do his comedy festiv. he does a comedy show here every year at. the rhyen is for charity oh no [ __ ] be.

fun to get oh hell yeah if you wanted to. if you if you guys got to meet and you. guys got along um I'm trying to think um. you think he'd [ __ ] with me yeah he's. youu. sweetheart yeah all right I'm [ __ ]. with you cool cool cool cool Co cool I'm. a fan all right let's go I think you're. yeah I'm curious to see uh yeah I'm just. excited to [ __ ] be along for the ride. and see what goes on yeah thank you man. I'm I'm really pumped for your movie. that sounds like really exciting stuff. so when do you start filming that we'll.

see January 10th yeah I don't want to. think too much about it cuz I think it's. what if it's horrible and then it's like. you have to put it out oh yeah just. enjoy it just enjoy it don't talk about. it just just do it real G's moving. silence like lasagna yeah that kind of. [ __ ] so that's the kind of [ __ ] we're. doing I'm trying to think of um you have. a new podcast coming out or it's out. already uh coming out okay I talk about. that with a a new network uh have you. heard the unwell Network yep with Alex. Cooper right Alex Cooper okay um I never. thought a day in my life I'd be a. diversity higher but it's all blonde. hair blueeye pretty girls there so are.

you considered diversity higher yeah why. cuz you're BR uh redheaded redhead and. uh I just bring a different kind of. flavor so oh yeah uh bay leaf huh B bay. leaf yeah do they have back bay leaves I. think they might grace Al is officially. unwell so that means you're officially. working with their Network so that's. happened that's happened yes so that. happened like right before the new year. and then uh did you know that was coming. was there I they hopped on it quick so.

you already separated from the from your. previous podcast before this happened. yes and so I that happened on I left. bars on Sunday and then I got the call. Monday and we had paper signed by. Thursday wow so it moved pretty quick. which was kind of crazy and is it a. better deal than you had at bar stool. yeah oh that's good yeah I'm excited. about that you feel good about it I feel. good yeah except um the one thing I'm. concerned about is I don't have health. insurance anymore and I'm going deaf in.

with my left ear oh yeah it's true huh. so I'm going to have to figure that out. and especially if you start taking on a. lot of kicks this year you're probably. going to need some health you know. you're going need a couple of Plan B. pills and whatnot oh yeah get you a. little couple grams of Plan B here make. a I'll get it from Kid. Rock yeah get it something from that. ditch onion dude sell you something bro. Plan B should do a powder huh yeah how.

great would it be to do a line of Plan B. dude I would [ __ ] rip that left and. right if I had the. sex. goodbye I had uh I had my first uh crazy. fan bring me a bag of cocaine uhuh to to. my show the other night fck yeah that. was good oh yeah they know I like this. stuff but they wrote we love you so much. on a bag of cocaine which I thought was. hilarious so cool just it's just. interesting were you able to use any of.

it or not I I prefer not to just cuz um. the circumstantially it. was unknown where the the origin was. from yeah absolutely yeah dude my. buddy's Aunt used to [ __ ] sh that. like a hole in her throat or whatever. and they used to boof cocaine right down. it that's [ __ ] awesome that's sick. rock at that [ __ ] I want to get there. right through that little bird you got. to be doing something right to get to. that point right through that bird house. door she had on her neck hole it's. cuckoo. yeah she had that little bird house door.

um what else is going on what else is. happening in the news right. [Music]. now we have not confirmed that the. explosion was caused by very large. fireworks and or a bomb carried in the. bed of the rented cyber truck and is. unrelated the vehicle itself oh it could. have been a fun time or terrorism yeah. dude the toughest thing about a. cybertruck what do you drive Grace what. do you drive I don't have my license you. don't have your license I live in New. York oh you don't even need it huh yeah. wow I used to have it but I I just let.

it expire I used to drive I used to. drive and I had a um I had a. Lincoln uh 2002 Lincoln Presidential. Town Car which is um either an elderly. person or a pimp I don't know if you've. ever seen those bad boys very. prestigious yeah yeah three three three. in the front three in the back that was. the the [ __ ] Cruiser we love that. thing it was awesome whipping that [ __ ]. boy that thing was classic whipping work. in that [ __ ] son that thing's awesome. yeah still smell like my dead grandpa oh.

yeah all right Papa yeah he's in that. [ __ ] for good I couldn't wait for him. to cro to cop that thing you. ever um didn't you ever make out on your. backseat of that car with any man or. anything like that I mean I'm sure you. had some dates huh we had plenty of room. for. it but I never. did. God and nor you don't coach her on. dating or. anything it's. hopeless well it's it's fine I'm not.

worried about it right I'm not worried. about it but it's just been something. that's been in your life mhm now what if. a man came along and he's looking for. marriage do you think that that's. something you would actually consider. you think Ian I mean at this point it's. starting to be like well the the older I. get and the the bigger reaction that I I. get when I tell people I've never been. in a relationship is when I start to. think yeah I think the next guy will. probably be a forever might be huh yeah. he could be a real prick too no I got to. lock it down he better be a prince he. better be and there's got to be some.

um I'm trying to think of like what's. your ideal man or do you even have that. such a dumb question isn't it who gives. a [ __ ] I I'll [ __ ] it I'll I'll tell. this story um I had a crush on Shane. Gillis for a little bit oh yeah big. crush and uh I had met him at at my work. and uh I I just word vomited uh I was. talking to him and I I dropped the. sandwi that I was eating and he said are. you going to pick that up and I said I. got to go and I just left oh yeah that. kind of thing and I just kept running.

into him you pick it up white boy that. kind of [ __ ] well I just got really. nervous I wasn't playing it cool at all. oh it wasn't a a stack a tactics no no I. just I just I I scrammed out of there uh. but I just kept running into him that. month like a lot and it looked like I. was stalking him and uh it it it ended. with he hosted sat Night Live I was at. the. Afterparty and uh I'm like I'm looking. at him I'm like don't look at him don't. look at him and I looked at I go heyy. congrats tonight man he's like yeah. thank you so much I said yeah uh bet.

you're going to get mad [ __ ] tonight. bro oh yeah I don't you're not supposed. to say that right you're not supposed to. say that one and uh he said what what. did you say and I said. ah see you I just left the bathroom line. dude I bought him a beer cuz I felt dude. no I respect your [ __ ] move that's. how I flirt yeah huh you want this [ __ ]. you're never going to get it Whitey. don't you come honky honky and around. this thing around this little [ __ ].

Kitty chamber Whitey yeah that is that's. just like a really great U example of. how I operate yeah yeah so it all makes. sense I feel you sometimes I would get. so nervous I followed a woman one time. for like seven or eight um blocks and I. finally caught up to her and I was like. I was so nervous I just was like I'm not. following you that's what I said [ __ ]. walked off yeah I'm not following you. and someone was uphill it was like.

obvious that I was [ __ ] following her. dude my face was all wet she started. running huh she started running fast no. she's moving quick kind of you know with. Pace or whatever um yeah Shane just won. cracker of the year I saw this day hug. is this this is this is a new one by him. right by Mr AB I don't know what is this. AB he's got uh he did like a whole like. he was giv Awards out to everybody this. year oh he was yeah Antonio Brown funny. yeah funniest crack somebody said winner. got to use the N did that was his thing.

winner got to use the N word is that. what Antonio said one time or. something I got I got uh a new goal for. next year you do yeah this is it this is. it cracker of the year what you get to. say the N word I think you could do it. once all right it's not like a you don't. even it's not even like a month. something that I want to it's just like. it would be a nice perk no yeah you. should there's got to be a prize yeah. yeah and I I wonder if you could say it. like in public or does it have to be. alone in the shower or something I mean. you can I I don't I don't say it I mean. I'll think it sometimes loudly or.

whatever but you will not I'm not that. guy somebody in our town used to write. it down all the time and throw it in. like put a message in a bottle and throw. it out into the water and then it Go. Downstream yeah and then like some dad. and his kid are just walking along the. stream and kid finds it he's like what's. this historic. artifact It's just sad that that kind of. [ __ ] is just like unfortunate it's that. kind of [ __ ] that's ruining our.

waterways that's what I'm saying. um have you ever been in a contest have. you ever won did you ever win like a um. most talented or funniest contest um no. i' I've lost um pretty much everything. I've ever tried to do. uh. crazy um but you know you can't let that. stop you I I I lost Class Clown to um. some girl who dropped out of high school. n yeah so we did them at the beginning. of the year and she was not there to. receive the a the award at the end of.

the year you should have to be able to. you should have to stay in school to. even be able to do it you know that's. what I'm saying it wasn't fair and I. don't think I was eligible because of. just being a [ __ ] I like a 1.5 GPA. oh so you were not educated I was I was. not uh I was I was too worried about uh. having fun and and cracking jokes oh so. you were part you were having a good. time I was blasting off yeah okay I. wasn't as like much of a lose I just. wasn't getting laid but I was I was cool. I was having fun and were you getting. wasted at parties and stuff and like. having oh absolutely people didn't like.

having me around uh because if you got. stuck with me you would have you would. be dragging Me Out of the Woods yeah. yeah I would fall flat oh really yeah. you were [ __ ] just I was. just the party stops here boys tree. falls in the woods you're going to hear. it it's Grace yeah yeah yeah we used to. have this guy in our T this uh fow he. had well a lot of Irish they've always. equated the Irish with like. I don't want to say like a step up from. having Down syndrome whatever but it's a. popular right like we had a guy in our. town I've told this story before but he.

had Down syndrome and his mom didn't. know it right never got the paperwork or. the blood test or whatever and um so she. just thought he was Irish right she. thought he's Irish and she's like buying. him all this ball talking about Shane. huh this wasn't this wasn't. Shane Shane Shane probably knows the guy. but uh this was just a local DS guy you. know oh but his mom would get him all. this Boston Celtic [ __ ] and Notre Dame. [ __ ] I was like you know and our the.

train that came in our town didn't even. go to Boston to it probably never go to. Boston um but that whenever he would. misbehave or whatever they would put him. in this baby crib even when he was an. adult and he had this thing where he. just would not go out of it he would. stay in the crib oh like a play pin not. a crib but like a baby's uh play little. area or whatever and he would stay in at. even like you know 14 15 years old yeah. something like that. um what else did I see. recently oh there was the LSD Diplo oh.

yeah oh yeah Diplo trips on LSD what is. the most I'm so curious what's the most. conventional place that you've done. LSD right. now right now this one the. helicopter yeah please oh my God hold on. hold on hold. on please. look at Anderson he's. probably getting sick from being could. be gay from me um yeah Diplo is.

definitely every time in Las Vegas I see. that. guy that guy loves to party yeah he. loves to party that's so brave dude to. go on live television on LSD oh my God. i' I'd kill myself I really. would that's so scary dude I would smoke. my own nuts bro I could not even [ __ ]. dude I would take my penis off and just. [ __ ] hide it in somebody's face dude.

I could not I would freak the [ __ ] out. dude he was playing it so cool too so. cool I would have I would have been. scratching my eyes out like yeah I I. can't I did it one time you did yeah you. did LSD what when you were on camera. yeah uh I wasn't on camera no I just. like in general did it one time I didn't. like it only one time where did you guys. go um it was after a long day of. partying and we we ripped it at 3:00 in. the morning so it really bad idea yeah. really bad idea oh yeah so I I won't be.

doing that anytime soon but um Molly's. Molly's a lot better she's a sweetheart. I like her she good [ __ ] Molly's the. other one [ __ ] yeah I remember throwing. a bunch of rocks at uh bunch of grass or. whatever we thought there was like these. little people in it or whatever we we. thought we kept hearing them yell every. time we throw the Rock in there it was. just children oh half my buddi in the. morning half my buddy's Drive was in. that [ __ ] his yard dude we're all. sweating our shoulders were hurting who. was like the neighbors yeah just [ __ ].

just they had like these um elephan or. things in the ditch and we thought that. like we kept throwing these rocks and I. was like listen you can hear these. people scream when you throw it in there. can [ __ ] devious on that we [ __ ]. that's not you are not a one love hippie. on LSD we threw a [ __ ] eighth of a. dump truck of uh driveway gravel into. that ditch start eating it and [ __ ] I'm. trying to think of some famous LSD trips. I mean I had some good ones I had one. where I like why it wasn't LSD I took.

mushrooms to a party and a lot of people. had never taken them and I gave them all. to them and I was like let's play hide. and go seek and I just counted and they. all went and hid and then they. [ __ ] all alone with their thoughts I. never looked for any of them wait that's. classic I'm still never you are devious. I've still never looked for him yeah. them dude if they can't handle that. [ __ ] mountain lion [ __ ] then get out. of the Fu they can't handle their own. goddamn thoughts and they can get the. [ __ ] out of my face and get out the.

forest big dog huh if you don't want to. link up then get out the food chain. [ __ ] you feel. me that's how you like tear your friends. like who can handle it who can handle. being alone who can do their drugs dud. my favorite thing ever I used to be with. my buddy Jeffy and Scotty and N we'd all. be outside smoking uh smoking dope or. whatever smoking flow weed or whatever. and I'd come back in a few minutes early. and Jeff dad would be always sitting in.

the house just reading the newspaper. whatever and I'd come and like Mr Mike. they like what's going on like I just. Jeff was being kind. of I don't know like he just he kept. taking his shirt off or whatever and Mr. Mike had issues with. like saw that coming so the second I was. like he had his shirt off whatever he. like [ __ ] no feel his [ __ ] teeth. just climbing over his tongue through. the newspaper right.

like and uh so I would just plant that. seed dude then I would just go and they. would come in they'd be stoned out of. their brain they' come in the house and. he' be like Jeffrey and he [ __ ] have. them come in there just just roast him. for being homosexuals what are you doing. out there with your [ __ ] shirt off. and Jeff stoned out of his face has no. idea what's going on you stay in the. house behind him like yeah why you being.

such a gay. homo oh it was a good time I mean it was. just it was you like throwing your boys. under the bus I like [ __ ] being the. bus driver and all the seats are under. the bus nice that's what I like and it's. short. too yeah I just like that I like I like. just creating something right like let's. see what happens here if we set this. thing up this way call some. chaos um there was that one famous story. who's the famous there was uh two. members of I think Fleetwood Mack that.

took. LSD oh wow oh there it is the night that. Fleetwood Mack lost Peter Green and. Danny Kerwin to LSD yeah what was this. di it's all uh amid a manic psychedelic. party in a commune like mansion green I. think it's Peter Green is the guy's name. um was drawn down into the basement and. arrived out of the other side in tears. in the band's eyes he was distraught. despite green claiming to have had an. extraordinary experience and stating.

that he played the best guitar of his. life down there another member of the. band present that day was Danny Kerwin. fate also besieged him that night Peter. Green and Danny kwin both went together. to that house in Munich okay that's. where they were after a show their. onetime manager Clifford Davis recalls. both of them took acid as I understand. both of them as of that day became. seriously mentally ill it would be too. much of a coincidence for it to be. anything other than taking drugs as of. that day a fear the rest of the band. felt an intense sense of dread in that.

place and managed to Scarry away with. the two heavily intoxicated members um. while green would recover and enjoy a. creative life away from the spotlight. despite persistent problems things far. differently for Kerwin Danny had been a. nervous and sensitive lad from the start. he was never really suited to the rigors. of the business Mick Fleetwood once. opined touring is hard and the routine. wears us all down one night while. backstage his regression came to the for. Danny was being odd about tuning his. guitar Mick Fleetwood remembers he got.

up Suddenly and bashed his head into the. wall splattering blood everywhere I've. never seen him do anything violent in. all the years I'd known him the rest of. us were paralyzed in complete shock damn. uh he was wonderful but he couldn't. handle the life eventually ending up. homeless on the Streets of London wow. damn sounds like a Tuesday yeah that's. what happens. dude um that's my big feere is it really. something getting schizophrenic really. yeah it like freaks me out it doesn't. even run in the family but that sounds.

scary yeah I think taking a hit of acid. or something and next thing you know. you're just you don't you know you don't. know what you're doing yeah actually. might run in the family I got a cousin. like that you do yeah it's tough and. it's a man or woman um. both mhm God yeah yeah that's a thing. dude I I would just I don't know if I. could be a man and a woman do you think. you could handle it I think I do a good. job already uh I'm I'm saying manly [ __ ].

to men to flirt with. the huh yeah [ __ ] get some tail. tonight brother like what yeah huh ukus. huh padro let's go Brady come on now. deflate these. balls God yeah that's the unfortunate. truth um who's on my Mount Rushmore I. wonder yeah. from where you're from oh from where I'm. from trying to think of my Boston one oh.

my Boston one would be is it okay if I. do a Boston one please please be my. guest um oh uh Will. Hunting so you got him you got Tom Brady. you got oh Dutch. Smith from. um bring up Dutch Smith this is him. following an arson over the weekend. police say a teenager is resp. responsible for all that damage new. watch 16 Nikki cries joins us live from. the central Pennsylvania Newsroom with. more tonight.

Nikki Julie a lot of people in shimoken. are upset that Dunkin Donuts is closed. because they didn't have anywhere else. to go for coffee and donuts today we. also learned new information about the. teenage girl police charged with setting. the place on. fire Yellow Tape surrounds the Dunkin. Donuts on West Sunberry Street in. shimoken the popular donut shop is. closed until further notice because of. extensive fire damage there's a lot of. people that's definitely going to miss. it no doubt about it a teenager is.

charged with starting a fire inside the. restaurant on Sat go further down they. start interviewing people oh back up. back many people who live in shimoken. are upset that Dunkin Donuts is closed. now I have to relay on myself to go to. maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I. don't like their donuts I rather the. donuts at Dunkin Donuts and I'm kind of. dealing with it but I really miss Dunkin. Donuts go there every day I get a. chicken baker croissant where I get some. coffee power raid if I'm dehydrated I. sit there all the time if I have any.

like legal work that I need to do I go. there I meet with my attorneys there I'm. going to miss that place when if it. don't open up that's like friends go in. there get the cold coffee what ice. coffee I guess it's called Jes [ __ ]. mly crew that so the guy in the middle. was like yeah I get stay dehydrated meet. my attorney up my boy Dutch Smith he's. on my he's on your he's on my is he also. like on your team like I feel like you.

know him the Dunkin Dawn it over there I. got to talk to my. lawyers he's I got to do some legal work. well you got to do legal work you got to. go to dunks yeah he's like oh yeah what. do they call up there ice cold coffee. ice coffee lady like is good they call. it cool. coffee he's a freaking crazy person like. oh yeah meet me the dunks on 15th and. 2nd we get to the legal work we got some. legal work so.

good and you know he's not studying to. be a. lawyer. yeah yeah yeah you know yeah you know. he's not studying to be a lawyer um can. you do accents do I do them can you do. accents yeah no I can't really do them. that much I don't think I sometimes I. wish I spent more time focusing on stuff. like that yeah what about you I I could. just do Irish yeah yeah. pretty but under pressure it's pretty. hard but I you just really have to. infinitize ours really truly and.

honestly are truly trally. hly you going I do I do it a wee little. bit but I here and there is a good party. trick if you do it oh yeah but it's not. really going to take me far in life is. it take it back. to that's bad yeah I'm bad but I I think. maybe if I it' be fun to work on I guess. I don't know yeah I think um I like it. you did a good job no thanks uh have you. toured in Ireland yet you got to wait. you got wait I'm I'm nki yeah sorry what.

are we talking about I'm brand new I'm. yeah I shouldn't have said that which is. probably why I have nothing to talk. about it's okay no you're great to talk. to oh Grace I love I'm glad I've gotten. to sit in chat with you um if you guys. don't know Grace now you probably do I. think you have a good um I think did we. talk about your life enough do you think. yeah sure okay yeah um oh did you finish. college or not no I dropped out you did. yeah but by the time I I dropped out of. college I had a 4.0 you did yeah I found.

out what uh Aderall was oh so you were. using up so I needed it yeah as it as it. turned out the Irish needed what are the. Irish missing there's always that thing. you know uh they're they're missing out. on uh well the fathers missing out on. loving their children um they don't know. how to express it and then oh yeah they. can't huh yeah they can't yeah it's like. they just get you a [ __ ] Edelman. Jersey yeah they just hope that that'll. that'll equate to love it's good yeah. why can't they do it well sharing a beer. in silence that's that's also supposed.

to be love in their eyes really yeah. yeah why do the IRS have that trouble. sharing love maybe and if if people. listen they can hit the hotline too with. that 98566 49503 and that would be great. to just I want to examine that next time. we have a solo episode is why the Irish. have that. trouble expressing their love do you. think that they have it more than other. cultures. um let's let's think to to compare uh. the Koreans can't do it they they can't.

no they can't tough is it tough love or. is it just no love well there's a video. you see that I think uh Steve. um look up Stevie weeby he just put that. video up of him Bobby and their mother. trying to do Christmas together or. something can you see that if you put it. on his. Instagram they're Koreans I don't think. they can do it Bobby's the Asian. representative Bobby is. I want to say maybe you like it know you. like it yeah yeah late at night and I.

leave Duke here by himself he loses his. mind H oh no. Duke you have no snacks here I got. hungry she's been. drinking you know no it was 6:00 in the. morning. so what happened last night was I wanted. some snacks so I went to 7-Eleven I.

got um I got that's good this is like. that game show like that telephone game. or whatever can you see where Bobby. comes in later or not is there any can. you help me out get further down further. further is there any part bob com in or. not no maybe not the mother is very. endearing now I would love to meet her. she's probably a star that I would like. to meet yeah who who who's up there for. you who haven't you met and who on top. of that who was your favorite thus far. oh I don't know I got to meet M Gibson.

one time and he's very captivating. that's yeah that's wild it's very like. you get drawn into him you know you sit. down and like shoot the [ __ ] with them. um yeah yeah yeah I did get to one time. which is crazy because Patriots my. favorite movie probably uh was there. anything else that we wanted to talk. about you have any of our topics. anything you want to look at really. quick I'm just trying to think grace. before I let you go oh wait so your new. podcast. tell me about it okay so it is going to. be coming out in February that's great. uh everything is completely up in the.

air right now trying to figure out what. the hell it's going to be but for the. most part the idea for it is the name's. going to be disgraceful and I'm going to. have uh like guest on every week and for. the first 15 to 20 minutes they're. auditioning to be my new co-host because. I I need a new co-host so that's like. the niche there and then after that. hopefully we'll we'll shoot the [ __ ]. I'll uh get to practice practicing a. little more and be a little better for. for that so what are you looking for in. your Coast do you already have a. parameters um that's the thing it it's.

all just a a gimmick I'm never I'm never. probably going to have a host oh you're. not we'll see how it goes but there is. possibility though possibility like um. Alex suggested um Alex Cooper Alex. Cooper suggested that um from call her. daddy yeah so I had I had pitched her my. idea for this podcast and she was like. yeah that's awesome but what if you did. a podcast with like Blake Griffin I'm. like what so that's the idea that she. has for it so we're gonna figure out. something um something somewhere in the. middle something like that yeah that was.

just like a little behind the scenes. kind of phone call so we'll see how it. goes will she have a say in it will you. have a say will it just be is it up to. you I get final say yeah so I think I. think I'm going to stick to my guns yeah. yeah I think just trust your instincts. is yeah I whatever your instincts are I. love them thanks right back at you. they're fun your instincts are fun to. ride along with um the down for anything. tour that's going on right now yep and. uh despite everything I've said on this.

podcast um it is a good show so come. come on out oh yeah I believe that it is. I almost stayed I wanted to say that I. think I got nervous there was so many. girls in there a lot of girls yeah it's. a it's it's like a slumber party yeah. and then I I just my whole time I'm just. trying to make the boyfriends laugh yeah. because they don't want to be there oh. they so I I like really try my best to. make them laugh the most you know what's. so funny about comedy a lot of times. you'd be on stage and it's all dates. there and so you're like so not only are. you like the kind of like if you're the.

lonely one if if you're the one that. doesn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. you're then you're also provide you're. the entertainment right they're paying. for sure but then they all have and then. you like oh it just builds up this. sometimes they can build up this weird. [ __ ] resentment yeah totally I mean. um I just did a New Year's Eve show so. everyone 3 two one everyone started kiss. and I'm like I'm still on stage by. myself it's like a double way be [ __ ]. you I was like this what you do then is. throw a couple you throw a couple. fingers in the hooa what do you do at. that point I just uh I I I started uh I.

just grabbed the the bouncer just [ __ ]. him on stage. there no I I started I started. shotgunning beers so I felt less lonely. yes I swear to. God there you are. grae uh we're going to [ __ ] we're. going to send some CI you way this [ __ ]. Gracy baby hey yeah we're going to send. you a boatload of head [ __ ] this year. that's for.

sure Dad it is okay and why do they say. C up there in M yeah yeah it's um it's. just uh there's no way no uh there's no. it's not it's not a way for a woman to. talk yeah yeah dude I was going in I had. a show out right outside in uh Medford I. don't know where it is is that right. outside of the city uh Medford yeah. that's town and I had a show right out. there and some guy's walking up with his.

wife they're eating a piece of pizza and. he's like Doris give that's the guy. we're gonna give him your pizza give him. your pizza and dor they're both eating. you can tell they just gotten a snack. they're running over running a few. minutes late like I don't give me he's. like give me a [ __ ] Pizza Doris. [ __ ] [ __ ] so now yeah now I love. this guy yeah that's how he is I don't. love you yeah yeah you [ __ ] W I want. to see him Doris so Doris gives me her. pizza and then they go inside the guy. just eating like what the [ __ ] you doing.

me oh my God I'm just like what yeah. that that that's the kind of guys up. there is uh they'll throw they throw. their wives across across a car to. impress their boys oh yeah they can't. more about their boys they're kind of. gay for it oh they're definitely just to. get a whiff of Pedroia's [ __ ] catch. his mitt yeah um all right I think we. had enough I think we've I think we've. had a good start to the year any res. anything that you're trying to push on. yourself this year I know maybe Love Is.

in the Air that's always in the air yeah. anything else you're kind of like any is. there a real goal that you have or. something this year get porked at least. once okay uh and then we'll go uh. getting slammed now we talking we're. talking I'll take it wherever I can get. it on this is a Christian program oh is. it. now my. apologies so you're right at home go. ahead um yeah no uh and then I'm trying. to cut back on dranken I have a drinken.

problem you do I'm a functioning. alcoholic oh yeah yeah big time so I'm. trying to I'm trying to kick back okay. I'm going to start with the dry January. and see where that goes oh so you going. to get you you're tapping back in So for. the rest of January you're off oh yeah I. I missed the first day but what are you. going to do that's still December in. some places does yeah right in Holland I. think yeah they're behind yeah it's like. I'm on Holland time [ __ ] it I'm on. Holland time okay what about you what. about me no I'm going to try to be sober. all year I think but any New Year's.

resolution resolutions yeah I'm going to. try to be more pertinent with my. time like don't waste time in things. that I know like I think with. relationship stuff don't waste like. dating time and things that maybe don't. have a a chance kind of thing maybe. that's fair I don't know so stop stop. dating uh girls with no Personality yeah. just if I know it's not really don't. just kind of you you know use a. situation just cuz maybe I'm Lonesome or. something yeah you know or like don't or. just cuz I don't have anybody to go do.

you know just be like well just do [ __ ]. by myself then sometimes or just be by. myself or whatever it's not all that bad. right it's not that bad yeah do it all. the time and then. um and then your nightmare is my every. day I don't. know and then I don't know get out there. and. [ __ ] do some sex maybe I don't know. something else. uh I don't know I'd like to read a. little bit more maybe this. year you read a lot last year not as.

much as I'd have liked but just I want. to have that slow time you just your. thoughts are slowed down and you're just. kind of relaxing you know like my brain. get so sped up yeah I can't I don't know. how to slow it down yeah slow it down. and maybe pray pray yeah pray if I meet. a wife or something 2020 W that's where. I'm at there you go 2025 it could happen. dude that's good I like that welcome to. come country huh there you go then hang. out with your other friends yeah yeah. huh we're coming over I got me a pride. now yeah huh look at her look at her she.

give me. pizza. Doris uh Grace Al thank you so much for. coming noro Ali thank you for coming too. and um cheers and blessings to you guys. Happy New Year happy New Year man thank. you very much it was a honor truly and. honestly and same for me and best of. luck with disgraceful it comes out in. February yes okay on the unwell Network. hell yeah amen hell yeah now I'm just. floating on the breeze and I feel I'm. falling like these leaves I must be.

[Music]. Cornerstone oh but when I reach that. ground I'll share this piece of my life. found I can feel it in my. bones but it's going to take.