Good to Be Back | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #237

you know I am boy you know I'm that. little titty kitty you feel me meanwhile. you know sometimes I think about just. covering my body and um and rare fur and. just kind of milling around on a couple. of um you know titties. you know them sternum Nuggets baby than. big dogs. so that's why I'm at today oh I want you.

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when you do that when you do actually do. that and you drink outdoors it's really. one thing that's really that really when. when I would drink outdoors in the past. that brought me a lot of joy was being. able to urinate immediately you know. inside if you're in if you're in a. domicile or you're in a homestead and.

you have to urinate or you have to pee. out you have to usually find a special. area to pee special area to drop water. but if you're outdoors you can piss even. you know you can flow out wherever you. can piss out wherever and it's very. normal. animals will see you urinating outside. and they're not kind of you know you're.

not whispering other animals you know oh. look at Gary's wiener you know or he you. know he he oh you know tiffany has a. real you know she has a real weak stream. doesn't she you know animals will not. communicate with they're not they're not. up to as much chicanery and as much um. they're not making fun of you as much. whereas indoors if you're indoors you. got a pee the dog follows you you know.

to pair it if they have a parrot it's. like you know looking around in its cage. wondering where you went. but secretly knowing that you've kind of. snuck off to urinate and that's one. thing that I do enjoy about about if you. are gonna drink anything outdoors. kool-aid water milk milk doesn't make as. much urine because your body steals a. lot of it but um water soda pop what.

else. carbonated water carrot juice. other juices those things can create you. know a full decent blast of urine so oh. good to be back in the studio I just. flew in I got on this knee cow Taiwan. hit her that somebody gave me a. beautiful young fella I can't remember.

his name and it was him and a couple of. other raagh ones showed up over there. and um this was in Milwaukee. outside of that Pabst Theater and man it. was the sweetest gift you know and this. fellow said he grew up over there and he. got our one week on where and uh and I. just made me think of my dad growing up. and when he was a kid and what he was. doing and my dad said when he was young.

that kids over there they had a lot of. poverty in poverty you know that's when. you you know you you don't have you. don't even have a wallet because there's. no point in it it's not a wallet. wouldn't even be anything it would just. be not it would just be just something. like a little sack kind of this like a. really kind of rectangle sack because. you would never have any money and they. um and he said ah and my dad said that.

the other children sometime would have. to eat dirt because they had so much. poverty and their bellies would get big. and large and uh and I always thought. about that a lot you know cuz I would. eat dirt sometimes I never had a lot I. would have a limited amount because that. always was in the back of my head. thinking oh my belly could get real. large and and I didn't want to be that. kind of you know kind of fat and dirt. and have dirt in me so but uh thank you.

for this beautiful shirt thank you it. was this past like nine days has been. crazy I mean you go you just started out. in Bethlehem Pennsylvania you go there. and there's just right when I got to the. casino the wind Creek. you know just a lot of wonderful people. in the lobby and getting to meet him and. that one couple had matching outfits and. they were you know when the fella was. just real nervous to meet me and he was.

like kind of started tearing up and. stuff and so I just locked arms with him. you know I locked arms with his you know. his big beautiful ass and we just stood. there and just kind of held each other. and that [ __ ] was it was beautiful man. it was beautiful it definitely you know. I felt like just part of the Lord's. homework right there like something was. getting done and then what else man we. get we went there then we drove over to.

I don't even know fill it up. I don't even know threw ramas we saw a. couple Amish and we didn't sneak up on. him anything we stayed chill looked at. him from far off you know i romanís was. out there with me and he had them. binoculars and so we'd uh you know we'd. drop scope on some Amish and just you. know watch them nice there were nice. people crossing the street is what. mostly we saw him do and uh that's it we.

wanted to spend more time out there. that's how to Lancaster Pennsylvania. that's where the Amish are really. milling around and kind of that's where. you you know if you want to get a good. recipe or something mer that's where you. kind of sneak in there and you meet a. lady and you can know you know it's hard. to kiss him I think it's almost they. don't you got to almost sneak up and. kiss him real fast but and then where.

else we went through Cleveland Wild I. was crazy. Cleveland was crazy we went out after. the show that show was crazy as a. tuesday night is almost 2000 people and. [Music]. and went to Indianapolis then we went to. Pittsburgh Oh Pittsburgh that's where he. went and we went went to the bat the. football game and the Stiller's boys. talked about people enjoying and you see. people out there they got a little bit.

of chipped ham on them everybody's. talking about chipped ham over there by. the stadium oh you want some oh you need. some chipped ham on it and I thought. chipped ham I thought it was a guy at. first I'm like who where is he you know. chip town bring his ass out here dude I. want to meet this guy but it's a meatus. of meat choice and people were making it. and you saw ya people eating a lot of.

people licking their fingers out there. of it in Pittsburgh Dave thank bang bang. bang bang that was probably the rowdiest. crowd of the week was Pittsburgh no it's. probably too rowdy a squad and where. else finished off in Milwaukee and. Madison which were two of the two my two. of the best shows really I thought of. the week Detroit was pretty wild.

sorry just so much happen at once it was. just such a crazy you know we got this. tour bus this real small tour bus then. there was only about two hundred dollars. a day rental and Ira manna slept in he's. sleeping in there and you know he said. he wanted to honest he said he wanted to. touch women in there and I told him I'd. allow it you know during nighttime hours. and as long as it was consensual.

because we don't you know we got enough. of the dark arts going on on on our own. side of the bed and and then I think I. gotta you know there was a moment in the. week where I was keyed up and excited. and then I started to like I kind of. forgot that I was you know that I just I. just kind of lost a little bit of not. focused but I just realized though I. have to really I was just having trouble.

honestly just big finding gratitude and. being grateful and I don't know why man. it made me some may be mad you don't. want to be grateful and just feel the. joy of uh of just every moment of life. if I can you know I want to see people. you know you know see a couple of you. know you might see a couple little while. thick little fellas over there tickling. each other or something or sharing a.

bowl or something or doing you know you. know you see some you know a couple at a. table and maybe it's their anniversary. and they you know divvying up a couple. raviolis and I want to be I want to I. want to you know enjoy all the moments. of life and so so yeah really kind of. after Indianapolis I kind of had a. moment of like regrouping and stuff and. and after Detroit and tried to really. just say you know just really focus on. trying to be grateful and just uh.

because I want to feel the joys of the. world man I really want to feel them you. know I don't want to be and I think I. started to feel a little bit bad that I. was doing a little bit of masturbation. this week I don't know what happened but. something about you get into Ohio you. just start kind of jerking off I guess I. do. and I didn't expect it you know I watch. a Browns game or something or I'll see. uh you know I'll see um the the.

Cavaliers on TV and I don't think about. touching myself or anything you know. being real unique with my dick or. anything but then I got into that state. and I just couldn't stop just just doing. it dude and I was just I thought I don't. know I just you know had a little bit of. a setback there and once I start doing. it then it's like this downward little. you know kind of spiral where I'm just.

kind of pleasuring myself and not really. but just not feeling great about it so. anyway I mean it's the dark arts tour. and sometimes the dark arts really bite. you right in the freaking back of your. nuts you know where nothing's ever. supposed to put its teeth and I kind of. feel like a little bit of that's what. happened um so with that said man that's. you know I'm back I'm back and I'm just.

so thankful that so many people came out. man it just uh you know it just really. just blew my mind man you know what. I think part of it is I just feel like I. can't do enough to like no matter what I. do it's not going to be enough to show. my gratitude you know it's like there's.

no way I can I mean I try as I try hard. but it's like it's just tough it's like. how do I show my gratitude to all these. people at one time so I just want you to. know that thank you very much you know. and I care about the stories that I tell. and I care about the performance and and. I had a good time and I hope that I can. repay that favor to all of you guys for. coming out and supporting me and just.

making me feel welcome and it's quick as. one city to the next it goes you know it. goes and we think of some highlights we. have re got stuck at the gas station in. pen somewhere Wisconsin and we left him. back there we didn't know and a friend. of mine was telling me that her husband. left her at a rest area one time for.

seven hours she'd gotten out to urinate. or whatever and he thought she was. resting in the back of the camper and. took off and he left her there and she. did have any shoes on either so that's. pretty and it makes you wonder well what. kind of guy leaves his wife at a rest. area but then it doesn't make you wonder. that much because I could think of a. thousand guys I would do that you know. drop Susie off over there by the. freaking by the RA but then it also.

makes you wonder what what kind of lady. gets out of the rest area barefoot where. millions of people are driving by. sheerly to stop and urinate on the side. of the road. so it definitely seems like those people. are at least they know that they are. right for each other I think that's an. easy one. oh I saw March nemesis in Detroit you. know my buddy but also you know.

Christopher. [Music]. he was in Detroit man he was doing a. college over there and I got to go to. dinner afterwards with him when we met. up and Blake Griffin's the all-star he's. a basketball ER you know and he's very. diverse man he probably have nine. different ethnicities in him I mean if. you beat him open the Olympics are. inside of him you know and he's just.

extremely diverse man Blake Griffin's. and he and he's tall so we have to. really get close to his food to eat it. so it's very unique watching somebody of. that stature you know come down to a. little French onion soup or something or. a little salad plate you know but so. even that was just a joy in its own. right you know I know I'm name-dropping. but just to watch a real tall person eat.

you know you don't get to see a lot of. that and almost feels like a little bit. like here at the zoo when you get to see. a real real tall fella have to deal with. even a little dessert in Blake Griffin's. hands it looked like a little like a. magic snack or something or like a it. almost looked like a pill he would take. in the morning and and it was a muffin. like down so to watch a man of that. stature just very complex it's almost.

beautiful to watch you almost hope want. there to be a sunrise in the background. or something or the Lion King playing or. something it's very very unique but that. was that was a that was a fun moment I. want to tell you this too that I got a. show at The Wiltern in Los Angeles. that's going to be December 10th at The. Wiltern in LA and those tickets are. going to go on sale. tomorrow Tuesday October 15th those.

tickets will go on sale and that's. tomorrow at 10 a.m. Pacific Standard. Time with the code on word and tickets. go on sale to the general public disc. Friday October 18th at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Standard Time and that show is. for December 10th at The Wiltern in Los. Angeles and there's no VIP for that show. just general tickets and it's gonna be. it's gonna be an awesome night hoping to. have a couple special guests pop onto.

the lineup with me. so thank you guys for for supporting me. as well the oxen Hill the Maryland show. and the sayers Ville New Jersey shows. you'll get updates about those this week. locking in some dates right now you know. it's kind of sad to be doing so like. some of these shows is like the last. time that I'll do these jokes in on. stage you know it's kind of crazy it's.

uh it's I don't know it's like almost. like heaven. you know you have these bits and you. won't you know you have these stories. and you uh I don't know I care about. them you know I like telling them you. know I'm grateful that you know I lived. enough of them and was able to put them. in a some type of place you know shape. that I could present them to someone and.

have them be enjoyed you know a lot of. people come out and you see it you know. you see a mother they had a mother and. son that came out and this week and. and it just man it makes you feel good. you know when it sometimes even it's. like it's like it's been hard for me. this year to really feel a lot of stuff. I've just been so almost busy too busy.

to feel and not like I want it to be. that way he's just you know it's just. been I don't know. just been a new experience it's been a. new experience of like being having this. much work to do and and uh and just. thank you guys for your patience while I. figured it out and just continue to. learn and uh I don't know man I don't.

even know what I'm saying really but I. don't know and it just been it's been. kind of a scary time you know like a. lots changed this year and it's weird. because it's like I don't want it to. change like and maybe it hasn't maybe. I'm just feeling different on the inside. or feeling strange or something I don't. know you know it's definitely exciting.

to have more of an audience but it's. also it's a little spooky you know it's. a little spooky because yeah I don't. know you just want to do you know you. just want to treat people right and uh. yeah. and so having people come out it's like.

I almost wish that I could be the. concierge there or the you know the. usher right when they walk into the. theater I could be the person that. welcomes them at the door I could be the. person that sets them down I could be. the person that takes their order I. could be the person that like I want to. be all those people you know I think I. want to be able to. I want to be able to make sure that it's. a good experience for you so sometimes. let us feel all this and I know that. that's impossible so it's this crazy. like thing that my that my brain or that.

my alcoholism makes up and just you know. I have one of those brains it'll always. kind of make me feel bad about stuff or. make me feel like I'm not doing. something you know I got that dirty. brain I mean if you if you looked in my. brain there's definitely there's a. couple sand bars in it it's probably a. clay bank I bet there's a bit of a. compost heap somewhere near the back.

there's definitely some birds kind of. doing sex off to the side probably sex. birds you know a couple penis pigeons. over there catching it but so but yeah I. mean just do the touring happen so fast. it's like people are like oh did you get. to do this in the city dude I didn't get. to do anything you know I had two days.

in Cleveland where like my biggest time. of peace and one of them I got to go to. CVS cuz I had to get some minoxidil to. keep my hair and the other one I did a. yoga class there as well so yeah you. just because you get to the place it's. used about three or four when you get. into the nut to the next city and uh and.

the camper was cool one thing about the. camper you know you just kind of can. kick your feet up listen to some tunes. be alive have a water they got a little. refrigerator you could try to sleep but. if you sleep in the back of a camper. every bump you hit it lifts you in the. air about eight inches so it feels like. you're just like somebody's [ __ ] you. but it's just they're not it's just you. bouncing it almost feels like the whole.

world is just [ __ ] you kind of from. the side you know or that's why I laid. face down because I'm not if I'm cuz. even after a while I felt like the whole. world is like kind of doing sex app at. my butt or towards my butt so I lay face. down so that you know if the world's. gonna [ __ ] me it's gonna straight up do. it at my face or do it at my front so I. can kind of defend myself against it cuz. you're just in the back of that camper. you know that's the beautiful thing.

about this tour bus we had it has like. kind of a camper vibe to it and so you. go lay in the back but every bump you. hit in it I mean it was intense. yeah and uh what else I got some time to. chill I'm getting my hair I'm getting. rehire for a station tomorrow so a lot. of people like what do you mean bucko. and that's where they take care out of.

the back and they put it in the front. someone get that remodel job again and. this man dr. kay Hanover in Los Angeles. dr. Kayne I'm gonna see him and and I'm. intrigued ah you know like I you know I. just want to be preventative you know I. want to be preventative I like having. hair I'm not ready to be away from my. hair for the rest of my life yet I think. I have like separation anxiety when it. comes to hair and stuff like that so.

what else is going on I'll tell you this. right here you know it that uh you got. to tighten up your grooming area a lot. of people's crotch you see a man's. crotch or whatever it looks like it's a. you know an Orthodox Jewish person or. something or it looks like a hippie you. know it's got the long hair you'll see a. guy's wiener and it got long hair off. the side a sideburn off his nuts and. it's got some bar rats in it come on. bucko. what are you doing boy well support for.

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Wisconsin which what a beautiful state I. mean just we were you know we really. just winter you could feel winter you. could feel this cold little little man. with a dirty stick kind of poking us in. our butt and kind of you know jabbing at. our bee holes a bit in a a cold cold. little kind of cold wet little hitter. that little you know you know that uh.

polka Potamus bra he was just jabbing at. our frickin little nard hole and um and. we stopped at a little pumpkin patch and. it was beautiful man had fresh animals. right there newborn calves fresh poop. they have fresh animal poop all over you. could step in a ship for free I was free. and then they had different pumpkins and. different. choices get you one get you little you. get a spoonful applesauce half a dime.

half a dime for that little you know. that little fruit scoop hitter and. that's one thing that you got to love. that about Wisconsin only in select. States can you pull over on the side of. the road and have somebody scoop half of. a damn you know scoop of pureed uh you. know choice sweet produce into your. mouth for half a damn dime I mean and.

that's one thing you gotta love about. American that's one thing I don't want. to lose about this country you know it's. one thing I do not want to lose about. this country is the ability to just stop. on the side of a road and find Joey and. they had all kind of pumpkins big. pumpkins small pumpkins they had the. pumpkin patch you know when they got the. big old when they got one off to the. side as a little frickin needle and it's. uh you know when it's some carriage. there's you know because everybody's. suffering some and and just the whole.

they probably had about six thousand. pumpkins and about four hundred of them. were special needs it seemed like or had. you know emotional issues or something. very and it was interesting to see what. kids would pick a what pumpkin you know. some kid they wanted a nice-looking one. some kid would pick kind of a little. rescue pumpkin you know the one you know.

it's kind of shaped a little maybe like. a s a little and it won't even stand. upright it just keeps falling on its. side you see a little girl go get that. one well you see you know some [ __ ]. kid would just go over and just kick a. couple pumpkins some complete [ __ ]. some little auntie [ __ ] it or whatever. this guy was or whatever you know a. little freaking vegetable Nazi or. something you know we just but it was.

interesting to see and watch how two. different children got the different one. and what they chose. made me feel like ah I don't know it. just made me feel real human just. walking around looking at vegetables. with strangers. ah and just nice to just be out in the. countryside and just see I mean in LA. you don't see anything you know there's. no countryside there's no birds I mean I.

don't even I don't know if I've seen a. bird here in almost maybe five or six. years you know except for the scooters. so my brains a little warped but a one. city that really blew my mind. Indianapolis beautiful city I didn't. realize it I just I'd never been you. know I'd only been to the airport and. droving over to UM Bloomington but it.

was just you know we got some scooters. and we're scooting around and the police. some guy had gotten hit by a truck or. something he's laying on the ground and. so I pull up I'm kind of peeking at him. you know and just cuz I always wanted to. see a body and see if you see something. leave out of it you know I like at the. end of a moment you know when at the end. of life so this um and then some kid.

some guys pull up and they say you know. gang gang bro we're going to your show. and they're like yelling at me I think. they've been drinking there were nice. guys but I and they're like idea and I'm. like uh and I'm the guys literally some. guys laying there just been hit by a. truck and this two police officers over. him and it was just so awkward I'm like. guys I can't yell over this guy if this. guy's dead. you know let's move up about ten feet.

and discuss it so that was probably you. know that was pretty interactive one of. a nice experience. what else I'm trying to think that was. Oh after the showing Indianapolis it was. a gang a group of people outside of the. uh outside of the venue waiting to say. hello and that was really touching. because that was one show during the. week I was really having a tough time. and uh and you know I was just having a.

tough time and uh and I got outside and. and there was a lot of people there just. waiting to say hey you know and uh just. good people a friend of mine passed away. actually on Tuesday night and I didn't. find out till Wednesday morning and uh. it's nobody you guys knows the guy who. struggled with addiction and.

man it just really broke my heart this. week you know it just broke my heart. just stop. you know just do he was just a real real. loving guy and he was just trying really. hard to to kick the habit and to get you. know to get better and anything any any. and he lost he didn't you know and I.

hope he's better now hope he feels. better now wherever he is it just it was. a you know it was just it was just sad. you know because like addiction is. something you it's an individual thing. but it's a it's a human condition that's. it's a sourness that's seeping into. people and um.

man this guy the most charismatic person. that maybe I've ever met this fella and. he just couldn't feel how much people. loved him I don't think he could feel it. and. feel it now man wherever he is you know. this is a special dude so that so that. going into that day in that night ice we. stopped and got some bags a couple bags.

of fluid and and just some tough just. you know some tougher runs but let's get. into some calls that came in you know. let me quit thinking about myself here. and let me think about you guys and see. what's going on in your world thanks for. being a part of this past weekend okay. love you guys take care of yourselves. huh hey Theo this is Greg from Indiana.

so me my friends went out and caught. your show dude you did phenomenal I. actually just want to call and tell you. so I was at work the other day and I've. just been kind of in this like what at. work it's not a bad job but I just. really want to get out of it stop. catching up on some of your podcast and. you said something like resonated with. me you know you said nothing changes if. nothing changes I thought about it and I. went home and I applied for a job I'm. probably not qualified for but I got to.

take a shot and the next day I get a. call from him at the interview it goes. well she says she's gonna set me up with. in-person interview never even had it. they email me a few days later and I got. the job so now I'm gonna be doing the. job that I think I will appreciate more. and enjoy more and I'll be making double. the money that I'm making now dang bro. that's awesome man that's really great. congratulations for trying something new.

yeah it's crazy to sometimes think like. what can happen if we decide let I'm. gonna see what happens when I decide. that I am qualified. when I decide for myself dad I'm gonna. do something different. you know Jocko willing was in here last. week and one thing that's really been. pressing with me that we discussed is.

staying motivated and I had been finding. myself more motivated even when I do not. feel like doing something to do it that. my brain doesn't dictate how my brain. does not get to choo-choo it my brain. can feel a certain way but it's not. going to choose how I behave all the. time I just can't let it do it anymore. I'm gonna have setbacks I know but if.

I'm feeling bad that doesn't mean I'm. doing bad that doesn't mean I am bad. that doesn't mean that I can't still. take some action because yeah nothing. changes it nothing changes man. you know we'll sit around forever. wondering well what if I you know what. if I was a dog catcher would I be the. best what if I was a you know what if. I'd worked on that you know what I am a. valance you know search you know. searching for avalanches and predicting.

them or of what is it called a geologist. who would I you know would I be able to. do it would I you don't know. and to say yeah I'm gonna you know what. I'm gonna take action nothing changes if. nothing changes man and I'm not. preaching at you I'm just uh I just want. to remind you because I you know I've. spent a lot of time in my life sitting. around wanting things to change and not.

being able to make them change and not. thinking I could. and I wish somebody had told me that. earlier sometimes that in order for. something to change there needs to be. change I'm proud of you man I'm happy. for you but that's very exciting to hear. and that makes me feel good you know it.

makes me feel good and thank you guys. for coming out in Indianapolis and I. needed to hear that somebody came out. and had a good time at that show because. that one in the Detroit one were the two. this week that I felt I don't know I. just felt a little disc. octoman. you. you know I think it just breaks my heart. sometimes that.

you. that's something like as beautiful as. human beings are that we're dying. because of something as. you. has like dirty and preventable and and. sad as drugs and as addiction.

you know it just breaks my heart just. breaks my damn heart bro it breaks my. heart and just makes me want to work. harder to be part of the solution in the. world you know it makes me it just makes. me want to take care of myself so that I.

can just so I can be there for somebody. else if they need it not even know if I. can be but just so that there's a chance. that I can you know it just makes me sad. man but knowing that there's people out. there who are making changes and uh and. we're coming out and enjoying the show. that's exactly what I need to hear for. me and thank you for sharing that with. me brother you guys be good to. yourselves man gang brother it's here. the interior call I'll listen to the end.

of it here too I just want to thank you. man you know you inspired me I know and. I'm making uncomfortable to hear. sometimes but you really did and you do. that's a lot of people keep doing your. thing alright you have a blessed day. ding dang bro you could tell any that. was one thing you could tell man a lot. of really nice people they're probably. the most just well-behaved children kind. of vibe out there oh here was one thing.

that was funny in Detroit the guy right. up by the stage security he was. listening to music on his phone lie on. speaker. it was the most Detroit thing ever dude. it was like some rap music she was. hilarious bro alright let's take another. call that came in here the hotline as. always as nine eighty five six six four. nine five zero three and uh yeah no I'm. all over the place today it's been a. crazy year man there's been a crazy year.

you know I think at the beginning of the. year I felt I knew so much more like. kind of felt like I was in my in my skin. and some days these days I feel like I'm. out of it but it's an exciting time we. got Halloween coming we got Thanksgiving. there's a great time to be loving this. is a great time to recreate a personal. relationship with the feelings that I.

want to have more of in my life everyday. let's take this call here we go. dang you know what I feel is I there for. California I was just listening to a. podcast about you having a vision about. your cause and how you as they're just. hanging on everything yeah thanks for. calling as they I appreciate you calling. yeah my yeah it was so wild it's so.

funny I was listening back to that part. of the episode and it was so wild that I. I was in Maui and I had a dream that my. father was in you know and I hadn't seen. him in so long. onward I just wanna let you know man. I lost my dad of five years ago six. years ago well my dad was murdered so I. try not damn and I'm sorry to hear that. brother I'm sorry to hear that.

homework even keep track of it because. it still hurts but man when I'm feeling. down dude I get those same dreams is I'm. just chilling talking to him it's giving. me advice and the crazy thing about it. too is that we're talking is like real. life situations [ __ ] some [ __ ] I'm. dealing with you know and I got two boys. and. look after - so [ __ ] me being a father. learning everything I got to talk to my. dad sometimes and when I go to sleep now.

I get to see him so all I want to say is. is in our alone people out here going. through the same thing. have a good one later gang bro thank you. for that call yet there's some. I wonder if there we were missing such a. big.

element of existence that we don't. realize how much access we have to. people that have left before us you know. our parents or our children people we. care about anyone you know anybody. Frederick Douglas or damn Len Bias or. Mark Spitz or anybody Thomas Jefferson.

it's funny it's like how much like how. close are we to the spirits and there. and we didn't even we don't even I don't. even know I mean electricity existed and. we didn't even know isn't that you know. and it's such a huge thing I wonder if. there's gonna be another.

like oh there's this field right here. where they all are and how to access it. is like this and we we just didn't know. we were too busy out here working with. our hands on our outside instead of. working with our our spirit or something. or using the hands that are inside of us. whatever those are our feelings or. something to you know to access our. loved ones. because it's you know we we are you and.

I are we are pieces of our father were. pieces of our parents we they are. technically still alive we are half of. them so yeah it would seem like the. bridge for them to communicate would be. decently strong and I just wonder if. we're if we just don't know of this.

whole entire other electricity that's. around or that exists that's this field. where we can where we can communicate. with others who have gone before us and. those who are gonna come down the line. yeah but it was beautiful man when I. think back on it was cool to see my dad. just having just be in himself. yeah just being himself man and thank. you for sharing man and I'm sorry that. that happened your father you know I'm.

really sorry I'm grateful you have a. couple of sons though that you can be a. father to and I bet it's really really. painful at times but I better sometimes. it's uh you have a special inspiration. that the rest of us can't experience. gang brother um let's take this call. that came in CEO Marty yo what's up. brothers Conner from Key West hey Conner.

down there in Key West and Key West is a. real hotbed for um you know a lot of. homosexuality down there if you'd like. to meet a man or woman and you are one. of those and you want to meet the same. also a lot of uh they had a lot of. unique Birds down there and sunburned as. well. beautiful area beautiful let's hear more. thank you for calling Conner how's it. going I just got one question for you. Halloween's coming up and I was. wondering Amen brothers gonna go ask me.

personally I was thinking about a like. maybe like a coked-up Cuban dude that's. kind of funny sometimes. might not be though or I was gonna go as. like my mom or something and freak her. out. Gang Gang oh that's an interesting. choice that's a really interesting. choice what am I gonna go as you know I. thought about going as a crab maybe a.

land maybe land crab something not crab. meat but you know the the living animal. and I thought about cuz I don't want to. do like a wet crab because you have to. wet you know I don't want to be like. having to spray water on myself all. night or do anything like that so I. thought about a crab I thought about. being a rocket doing like a rocket I'll. outfit. [Music]. where I am right now I guess I haven't.

really started to put too much thought. into it but I do want to uh I do want to. now that you brought it up to me you. know when this actually reminds me this. reminds me of a call that came in let's. let's we're gonna go to that now this. call came in was it last year or the. year before about a fellow and a. Halloween costume and I and and this is. and I ran into this guy actually in I.

want to say it was Kansas City maybe but. this was about him and about his father. since we've been talking about fathers. and stuff let's uh let's go to that call. right now hey what's up Co is Brad from. Kansas hey I was listening to this past. weekend when we were talking about. Halloween and how you loved it Halloween. actually used to be my favorite holiday. men I loved uh being able to put on a. mask and just get away and everyone. seemed so happy but my dad actually.

passed away on Halloween this will be. the second Halloween without them man. and I'm just trying to I'm trying to. understand how I just got back you know. how I get that love for Halloween back. because you know every time it comes. around I think about my old man and just. what are you doing and where you know. how he'd be proud of me man well I'm. sorry to hear that man about your father. you know it's it's a why it's a it's a.

tricky deal I think being alive because. it's not gonna last forever you know and. I think you have a really unique. opportunity I see here you know your. father passed away there on Halloween. and what you could do is you could dress. up like your dad. you thought about that you know to. really you could be him and for one. night on the 10th you know for one night. of the year take him out and just you.

know enjoy the world as if you're him. and I'm not saying go visit people and. surprise people or something like that. or stop by you know I wouldn't even tell. your mother or anything like that I. think this would just be something for. you and him to have together but if you. were to dress up like your father you. know you maybe could drive by some of. his old friends houses or you know maybe. dry or you know or go by the school that. he used to go to or something you know. take his spirit for a walk if you will.

because I think there's something. special about Halloween you know it's a. time you know the way that that the. different chasms of existence and in in. in life and outer space and mother. nature and Pandora's Box you know in. God's bonnets and all of that the way. they all fit together it's very much. like a Rubik's cubes and a Rubik's cubes.

is a shape that doesn't want to show you. who it really is and there's something. special on Halloween when all those when. everything kind of lines up and you can. walk through from the beyond to the. great beyond and to the before and you. can meander back and forth like you're. just in a big house party and time just. kind of shows up and just you know it. doesn't keep track of itself and a full. moon comes out and there's wolves and.

it's a very very unique time and it's a. very much it's just a waterslide I've. just existence impossibility. it's like the universe just like loses. its memory for just a second and forgets. where it's going for just a second and. there's something special that can. happen on Halloween and so that's what I. think it would be very interesting if. you may be dressed up here as your. father and went out and about now if you.

wanted to get real fun with you can stop. by you know maybe an ex-girlfriend in. his house or if he used to play cards. with his buddies you could set up a game. and meet all in him and do that you know. really live it out but I think that. would be a special way that you could. honor him man Wow and that's pretty. powerful right there you know that's. just and I'm not saying it because you. know I was talking about I just you know.

it's just there's I mean it's just we. don't know if there's this other but if. there's just such a fine line between us. and and those who have gone before us. just like a mirror just a you know. they're just right there and we just we. don't have the map yet to access them. you know way and if we could just find a. way to I don't know I feel like we're.

gonna start to develop a lot of new. senses you know the fact that we only. have five senses for such magnificent. creatures as humans seems very limited I. bet we could do more than five let's. take another call here and also let me. tell you that this past weekend is. brought to you by Skillshare if you. don't have any skills well change it. because it's time nothing changes if. nothing changes Skillshare is an online. learning community for creators with.

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girlfriend's father. oh yeah that was a Europe talk about you. were applying for that job man. I don't think kaptara could help you. find any solution to you had to ask that. manfred a' for the ladies a hoof and. marriage paul hand in marriage. onward taking her hand in marriage. this is my recap I felt like I should. call back and tell you how when he you. know it went really well it was. respectful the family they complimented.

me a couple times which is really nice. everybody needs that every now and again. but yeah he basically said that I yeah. but I'm alright I've got it but I've got. a blessing so. I ended up driving Memphis and I end up. driving back to Nashville where my. brother lives my dad was there and all. of us kind of got a little bit made you. know after it. my dad was throwing them back my brother. it was just a good time. get fellowship to community boys so uh.

anyways man appreciate you keep it up. okay gang brother get out there man. you're gonna make a woman a decent man. or these days who knows you might have. to wear a dress or whatever and your. wife might beat you but no matter what. you went about it the professional way. you asked the daddy ain't let me get. that trim for life and dad's a lot of. times sometimes they know it's the right.

man sometimes I've had a woman's dad say. hey look get take this little [ __ ] off. my hands you know and I say well brother. did we I just met you man we're to. 7-eleven right now dude you know so it's. you know it's a unique there should be a. website out there for dads just trying. to get rid of real salty little. daughters there's a little saltine. crackers you know there's a little. spoiled fruits but I'm glad that you got.

one man and I hope that you uh you guys. find a little bit of love did I hope you. guys tickle each other until you just. bust all over each other. praise God brother thank you for calling. in and giving us that follow up as well. let's take another call here the hotline. is always nine eight five six six four. nine five zero three thank you guys for. being here on this welcome back episode. here gang hey what's going on here this. is Griffin from Charlotte North Carolina. thanks for calling Griffin and man.

Charlotte is Charlotte is a beautiful. city in there that um that Carolina. Panthers team is doing well over there. with uh with mr. Allen they got a new. quarterback of it err mr. Keith Allen. doing it doing it throwing it long and. doing it and being wild and stuff and. looking sexy as [ __ ] boy sorry have us a. type-i dude looking like he's playing. well sorry homework original call. my girlfriend just recently broke up. with me. relationships three and a half years and.

who I'm sorry to hear that man it's a. hitter gang it's been about four weeks. since she did it and you know I'm having. a real tough time dealing with it oh. this is hard to know that the reason. she's leaving is you know partially my. fault um I didn't put enough into the. relationship and she gave me a second. chance after second chance and and it's. just real hard knowing that the one.

person that you want to be with doesn't. want to be with you anymore and I was. just wondering if you had any advice on. how to deal with it I saw him getting. choked up right now but it's hard to. talk about but um I just needed to know. if you had any advice on what I should. do you know I appreciate it man lovey.

lovey lovey - man thanks for calling in. oh man that's such that's a that's a. tough one because you know you you know. especially if she says she's giving you. these second chances and she brought it. to your attention and you and you just. kind of kept with some of your you know. your behaviors I mean that some of the. truth is that you just you weren't ready.

you know you can't be someone that you. just can't be right now you can't do. it's impossible you know you can't you. know this I mean here's the thing it. seemed like you weren't you were not. going to make any changes to make. yourself fit with her you weren't good. at you weren't gonna she is telling you. we're not gonna do that you know it.

wasn't happening and that's okay it just. it wasn't happening so it sounds like. the only way that you guys would have a. chance to fit together well is if you. know you were different. so I bet there will be a time where you. will have another opportunity you know I.

noticed that with love that's really. strong or love that that there's some. real basis to a lot of times you get. that another opportunity you know that. person sees you deeper than you can see. yourself and so at that time you may be. a person that can take on a relationship. and take on taking on well and show this. woman the respect that she deserves as.

much as you probably don't want to hear. it man it's probably for the best right. now if you're not able to be the man you. want to be for her that you're not or. with her because then you would just be. continuing to solidify the idea that she. already has that you're not the man so. now you get a chance to step away and is. painful bro dude I smoked a bunch of the. damn freaking Newports I was blowing.

Newports bro laying on the porch swing. and that [ __ ] thing broke one night. and I had a damn glass of milk I thought. I was doing ahh you know one percent of. Newports and stuff this one I was really. you know lift and heavy and doing. steroids and stuff but I was doing one. percent in new ports and the swing broke. and I broke that glass that milk glass. dude and a little shard of it came right. up in between the the boards on them or. the young the little pallets on the.

swing and nipped me right in the ass boy. I mean I'm just my ass bled brother my. ass could bleed I remember that my ass. could really really believe when I was. younger. but uh. but I think you'll have another. opportunity.

and you know it's hard sometimes when. people that we care about or that we. kind of put us in our place a little you. know change is kind of scary change is. scary you know but I think it can be. good this is just this the toughest part. of you're going through right now you. know that separation and all the. comfortable you know you had things. really the way you wanted them they were. comfortable and you know and now you.

know it's funny when we don't treat. someone right and then they're gone. you know it's funny that's when you. realize how much you miss them you know. how much you cared and sometimes some of. us are the type of people that we had. somebody has to leave us for us to know. you. what I'm sorry that this happened man I. know it's probably not fun to deal with.

but just keep just stay just keep. putting one foot in front of the other. you know everything will be okay take. care of yourself don't be alone too much. and and this person loved you you know. this person cared about you so that's. you're obviously someone that can be. cared about you're someone that people. want to care about and I think you'll. have another chance with this person I.

think you just got to let it play out. yeah I wouldn't put too much pressure. right now. I think but life is long man and the. story has many terms. you. so let's see if you guys y'all might pop. up in a sentence again. y'all might have a new new paragraph. right around the corner. but whatever is around the corner it. needs to be new because whatever you. were doing now is not working if you. guys have just hitch back up now you.

give me the same old dough so so let. this be a you know let this it's gonna. hurt but feel some of those feelings. feel what it feels like feel what's. making you think. you know uh and be brave in it be brave. in it bro be brave in it you know this. is your vietnam brother let's take one. more call the hotline is always nine.

eight five six six four nine five zero. three you know we're all just people. just trying our best and i'm happy to be. part of this group thank you guys for. supporting me. it's appeal so i recently moved my. boyfriend into this house with my. parents okay. risky move homework better live together. but my parents helped me move him in and. there was a giant hole in the bedroom. floor this house is like all kinds of. [ __ ] up it holds editor where and this.

hole was particularly large and. particularly deep and while my dad was. trying to fix the hole he texted and. said I found out that this hole is where. the pattern is used to [ __ ] and piss so. now that I'm gonna move in the house in. a couple years and I'm going to sleep in. there in the [ __ ] Pope room always. people used to [ __ ] and piss there's. that never going to forget that one. pretty [ __ ] disgusting but I just.

thought you should know that I need to. give you some advice on how to [ __ ]. forget about that so thank you for all. you do um Jane getting well I mean it's. almost goes full circle because I was. saying that one of the beauties of being. outdoors is probably to be able to you. know exonerate yourself of urine and. feces. wherever you want be natural out there. and just flow hole right on the yard or.

whatever um I mean what's going on what. do you guys I mean who's [ __ ] in. their room what are you guys doing over. there that's the first thing I would ask. and what is your boyfriend have to do it. you guys move this guy in it kind of. seems it seems you know I think people. have [ __ ] everywhere if you had a map or. whatever or if they had ghosts or. whatever from bowel movements in.

people's urine they'd be everywhere. you know a lot of people think that a. lot of dude I'll tell you this story. when I was a kid dude I took a little. Duty out of my diaper or out of my pants. probably I was thinking was about seven. put it into my sister's pants bro. so you know it's uh you just got to do.

your best really you got to do your best. and and yep [ __ ] put some carpet down. or something. Jesus dude animals have been [ __ ]. everywhere dude a bear could eat you and. do and do to you somewhere about us. interstate and you'd be a little duty so. it's um sorry this whole story's got me. I don't know what to do but I think yet.

it's pay attention you know like I just. don't even know where to take this at. where but that's what I'm saying dude. urinate outdoors. what lazy bastard it is just cutting a. hole into the floor of the room and. doing poops in it that's I mean that is. lazy so hopefully you guys had a good. deal on the house. one more call here nine eighty five six. six four nine five zero three thank you. guys for being a part of my life today.

and uh and thanks for not giving up on. me on this tour when I went back out and. I plan on them doing the film doing the. movie and then change the mind and I was. just you know just excited to get to. bring this show a few more places and we. get to go to Europe and a few more. reschedules here in the States and then. it's going to be I don't know it's gonna. be a little bit bittersweet homework hey. what's up DOP to the is though this is.

Brendan from Wichita you know that. widget it. what's up Wichita yeah like it over. there as Barry Sanders country a Barry. Sanders Park over there and that's where. he used to uh play football as a youth. homeward yeah you know need some help. you know my dad text me. this weekend I'm having a child and he. said to him and his wife who is not my. mother don't feel comfortable coming to. the baby shower because the last year at.

a beer festival my dad may or may not. have tried to have. with my girl's best friend who's putting. on the baby shower so you know I told. just be an adult get over it bro but you. know just want to know you're a vibe. from what I should what should I do. thanks brother take care I think you. should invite him again if he says he. can't make it then let that be his.

choice tell him you still love him and. that your honor you understand it's. gonna be tough maybe a little but now if. he does decide to come then you guys. should do a game where he has to like. where somebody has to reveal a secret. about somebody else in the room or. something kind of crazy or you know like. seven seconds in heaven or whatever it. is called or or do something you know.

put sugar in each other's mouths or. something so that way they have to. interact I think that that would be fun. and pretty deviant but that should be. fun damn you dad's a GI out there huh. trying to holler at your ladies chat. your ladies friend. dang a savage brother but love can get. us man you never know love comes in all. shapes and sizes.

you know but but yeah he should he. should not I I don't know what he should. do he did what he did so yeah you could. tell him a dude man up if you're gonna. hit on her at least come over here and. hit on the [ __ ] zygote that's inside. of my wife's body for an hour and a half. because that kid needs some love as well. so if you're willing to hit on a. shaundra or whatever over there at the. picnic then come over here and lit and. hit on this freaking big seed I got.

growing but damn dude that family sounds. awesome. I'll say that cut man you gotta have. some fun you got to have some fun in the. family when people have been having sex. since the beginning of time you know. those drawings on cave walls of people. [ __ ] so you know you know they were. you know but alright man we did it man.

we made it to the end of today to the. end of this episode you know a lot of. feelings out there a lot of people going. through stuff this is a time of year. when there is so when there's a lot of. spirits in the air when the leaves are. changing when we're changing when. there's opportune. you just shift and we have to know you. know he's just something real that I'm. grasping onto is this just a ghost.

what's going on. but I think one thing I'm gonna try to. do is just just stay excited about it. whatever it is if the choices I'm making. if I don't know if they're great or I. don't know if they're correct at least. if I stay excited and hopeful then even. if I'm going down a wrong path man I'll. be excited while I'm headed down it and. you throw enough joy on a wrong path man.

and it just might turn into a it just. might turn into a damn staircase you. know it just might take you to a might. take you to the place where you were you. were exactly where you need to be you. know my turn in Nuala. into a direction of good so I'm gonna. try to stay excited it's a good time of. year to be excited.

you know it's a good time of year to be. forgiving it's a good time of year. you know there's things in the air. there's other elements you know the. spirits are waiting right behind these. moments next to us. and we don't have all the pass codes and. stuff yet but they're there they're. right there and that's uh that's pretty. cool you guys be good to yourselves you.

deserve it and let's get leid out today. with a little bit gun alabama. [Music]. [Music].

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