Glenny Balls | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #441

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to learn more about him you know him. from Barstool uh as the um he's that. side slurper that lactose uh monkey on. the edge of uh Sunday conversations and. he is also uh the host of his uh only. Stan's show reinterviews only fans. content creators. um this is our first time really getting. to know each other I'm grateful for his. time today's guest is Glennie balls.

[Music]. my story. [Music]. back. [Applause]. balls baby good to see you man I'm very. excited to be here this is exciting yeah.

is it so people say Glenny they say. balls what are they uh balls dude it's a. lot of Glennie it's a lot of Glennie I. prefer balls people call me Mr Balls I. like that I've got a lot of glenderman. balls it's very easy word to play on. glenor balls but I kind of like balls. yeah yeah I grew up with Glenn though so. I'm still getting used to Glennie really. so Glenn is are you a family name are. you like a ball is the fifth or. something oh my dad's name is Glenn. actually my all my dad and his brothers. are all geez Greg Gary and Glenn so I'm. a junior oh wow so you um and is that is.

that like a tradition what kind of. family are you guys Italian you guys are. Italian I think it's necessarily a. tradition though yeah but I don't know. maybe maybe my grandparents just said. [ __ ] it we're all gonna do geez my. grandpa's name was Greg too so then my. Uncle Greg was a junior it's all geez a. lot of G's yeah it's a g thing oh I like. that yeah and I wonder if G is like a. power letter or something. um what's a good power letter like if. you had to run in a room and like say. there's a fire or something right I.

would say m. um yeah something about it right in the. middle yeah don't worry I'll get us the. rest of the way something like that M. kind of when you get through the. alphabet you're like J K L you're like. shit's getting weird and you're like m. H off the top of my head I'm saying M. like a t a t feels strong to me yeah t. feels pretty strong doesn't it yeah. because it also has that look we're like. okay you can put something on top of me. I got this m kind of has like four legs. almost you're like we're gonna get there.

100 B's got the tits though why because. yeah it looks like two tits but B. doesn't do it for me I feel like I want. like a big straight line like a t on top. or that um. quiet um domey thing like the a has. yeah the a is kind of a is like uh I. can't lie look at G and I think of G is. kind of a beta letter g p. y u none of those seem good to me Y is. definitely.

um. yeah what it almost seems like at the. end of the alphabet things got very like. they didn't know what things got a. little I don't want to say trans at the. end of the alphabet but it got very like. we're doing something's happening they. just kind of said [ __ ] it nothing. there's five straight consonants yeah. five concerts you don't want to see five. straight consonants. yeah they did man. um what's going on man good to see you. bro yeah I'm excited I don't think I've. seen you in a while well that was last. time I saw you at that uh Titans game. right oh yeah yeah dude yeah we were you.

guys were in the like a sweet box or. something yeah I think it's like I guess. it's like the influencer suite they have. there yeah which feels weird to say well. they had anybody that was an influencer. to there and it was in Tennessee and so. you have anybody that like people that. like you have somebody from Remington. Shotgun you know you have very much like. you know you have like people that deal. with 4-H and Animalia in there you have. like um country singer you know it's it. has more of a southern kind of Western. gamut they have out there yeah I think.

that they like the VP Hattie B's was in. there I think Gary Clark Jr was in there. that day it was Gary Clark Jr he's a. like a Blues singer oh really yeah I. think Guy Clark Jr was there hmm I was. too intimidated say hi to him but I. think it was Guy Clark Jr oh I think he. was yeah he was sitting at the table to. the right with his Pals yes yes you're. probably wondering who it was because he. has that Vibe yeah that that's someone. yeah and I finally figured I was Gary. Clark Jr but he seemed like they didn't. want to be bothered so I didn't go talk. to him yeah I couldn't tell if it was. like sitting maybe like Sidney Poitier.

or if it was um. maybe. um Leon Kravitz or whatever you know so. I didn't know but I remember meeting him. he's a nice guy yeah. what else man oh I heard you said you. guys were talking earlier about. um when I walked in you and the producer. Zach were talking about going to like a. kitchen or something oh yeah so. yesterday we were in La we had a free. day because like I said our shoot was. super late last night we shot like 9 10. o'clock right and you guys were shooting. Sunday conversations so for people that. don't know uh Glennie is the bat is the. side kick the background dancer for.

Caleb pressley's Sunday conversation and. he works with uh Barstool uh bar stool. yes sir yeah so I just sit there and eat. the ice cream try to make the guest. awkward yeah you've done it yeah. but uh yeah I know seriously we just had. a free day and I was telling your. producer that um I just set up a few of. the chefs I know it here and they just. want to take me to lunch and that's like. one of my favorite things I just love. hanging out with chefs I find it so cool. as a guy that obviously enjoys food I. enjoy food more than just eating it like. I just I love the whole idea of culinary. [ __ ] and food so they took me to the.

Beverly Hills Cheese Shop one like the. back room like in Goodfellows put on. some like classic Italian music they. just brought us out a bunch of these. cheeses important from Italy imported. from Italy look wait hit the next one. look at the table look at the back room. that was the back room oh so there's a. back road it was it was a back room full. experience brought us out a few Bronies. plated cheese some sun-dried tomatoes. some stuffed cherry peppers all like. this low moisture mozzarella they just. made Buffalo mozzarella Straight From. Italy they said it lands in LAX every. Tuesday so we kind of got the shitty one.

it was a Monday but it was still great. yeah we got we got the end of the week. Buffalo mozzarella but Buffalo what's. real it's kind of like that one thing. even when it's bad it's good it was fast. where they find it from Buffalo they. said no no they fly from Italy oh wow. because he was Buffalo milk in Italy. that's why it's like Buffalo mozzarella. oh and so it's oh it's out of the. buffalo animal yes sir oh like the milk. they use is from Buffalo milk so that's. like so if you're getting mozzarell from. Italy it's most of the time Buffalo. mozzarella not what she would Envision. just straight fresh mozzarellas here. yeah Oh I thought somebody was milking. Dawson Knox up there or something you.

know don't be good looking piece of. cheese. it wouldn't be bad right uh so you take. so they now how does that even work so I. never you get hooked up with like a lot. of back room you so you go into the back. or like who comes out is it like the the. top like the cheese Monger among these. are Monger really yeah so that's what. happens so um and what is a monger let's. look it up that I believe it's cheese. Mark is that that's only from watching. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie's dad was a cheese Monger.

because cheese Monger is somebody that. would die for cheese right I think this. man would die for cheese this guy Dom we. were both yesterday he would definitely. die for cheese he would take one on the. cheek for cheese. yeah a merchant who specializes in Jesus. okay. um and what's a monger just overall. because they have a war Monger I hear of. all the time yeah sounds something like. Mongolian Maybe. yeah it was just a monger I could see. that Genghis Khan being a monger uh like. a broker or a dealer of something okay. oh I want [ __ ] yeah I guess why is the. cheese Monger I guess yeah.

so okay so you get there the guy comes. out yeah so great chef Aaron may but as. we met iron maid there and then the guy. came out in Med Aaron and then Dom came. out mid iron then they just said let's. go in the back and then they literally. brought us in the back like we were in. Goodfellas set up plates forks knives. plates for us brought us out Peyronie's. brought in these cheese plates and I'm a. first anchovy they brought out. apparently this this fantastic fantastic. anchovy Straight From Italy as well was. it alive when they brought it out or not. it was I was in a can it was like a. little tiny aluminum can but I equated.

it so my first time golf my first time. on a golf course was Pebble Beach and I. told I told them yesterday that's what. this was like because I'm having anchovy. and Porter from Italy first anchovy. instead of on a shitty pizza so the. anchovy was damn good put a little. anchovy on bread a little Buffalo. mozzarella so dried tomato on it and. then oh they had imported olive oil from. Italy it was it was it was. an Immaculate time that's some more. right it was Immaculate dude hey if. you're ever in a lane you want to go. we'll go yeah man I can't I see it up I.

don't get offered things like that it. must be because obviously I guess people. assume that you have you uh enjoy food I. very much do and no no not in a. stereotypical fat guy way right like I. don't this may shock you I don't eat. like I don't eat too much fast food. right it's not like I'm going home and. pounding Burger King every day it's just. yeah I I appreciate good food yeah good. food is is. the best it is good man I think I I grew. up on just really not good food right so.

I think there was no appreciation for. food exactly I'm the same way like I. never grew up like going insanely nice. steakhouses and whatnot but even I mean. there's also bad food that's fantastic. as well I was talking to a co-worker of. mine last week Kate she was saying she. grew up always eating the uh the very. very thin pork chops that once you cook. them like you could see like the white. bubbles yeah pop up on them those are. pretty damn good oh I don't mind them it. is interesting how they have that fat. bubbles that bubbles the fats bubbling. I'm taking it it's it's the cheap pork.

chops but they do the job Mmm Yeah I'm. trying to think of something else that. we oh you know what was big when I was. young uh fish sticks really you ever do. fish sticks I never did I never did. maybe I don't know that was maybe. Louisiana thing there was more fish. sticks by you but I'm also I also grew. up by the water too but I never dabbled. in a fish stick what is it I guess. theoretically just a what about a warm. clam or something come across the table. Yeah well yeah yeah never never home I. don't know if I can one time I tried to. make clams in my house it was a massive.

failure yeah you have to because you. literally have to wait to make sure if. they're alive or not if they don't um if. they don't open immediately they're. still alive so if you're the pride open. it's dead you can't eat it so that was. troubling to me and then I tried to talk. about the barbecue it didn't work out. and how do you know if they're alive as. you could do like you just like whisper. in there like how do you even know I. believe what the process was was you put. them in under hot water you boil you. boil them and then one of the ones that. crack open are dead and then that's the. ones you eat. during covert I tried to just expand my.

culinary life yeah and it was during. covet so it was probably three years ago. now but the ones that don't open. dead big dead they're dead dead and you. can't Prime open and eat them because. that would be the dead thing oh yeah and. you know what I think there's something. like even in the clam culture you don't. you don't like after something's buried. you don't go get you know no you don't. get in the coffin with it absolutely not. and then we can't cook it we gotta eat. raw clams I wonder if I were to make a. bait clam though if I could have a dead. baked clam. I don't that's a good question see.

that's the problem because then you. they're all closed right so you don't. know the difference well the bay climb. is usually they'll like take the clam. they'll shuck the clams take the clam. out oh yeah and then put it in but I'll. put on the half shell and then but like. bake it so it gets cooked I mean. everything is dead before it gets cooked. yeah but raw clam obviously can't even. Dead one I guess it always interests me. that clam is an oyster living things oh. someone told me one time that clams are. like oysters that got molested when they. were kids and never grew up yeah I could. I could kind of see it I mean I when I. do Envision clams and oysters I think of.

oysters as maybe say the grandfather of. shellfish yeah they're definitely the. elders they're the senior citizens oh. they definitely they have like a. newspaper under there yeah oh yeah maybe. maybe a walker yeah yeah yeah trying to. just ring a little clams and talk tell. them about the old days yeah. and then the muscles too I love a good. muscle but those are the big three it's. hard to denote sometimes the difference. from me between clams and muscles let's. look at what is the what is the purpose. of oysters in the ocean Zach let's look. it up because we've had recently we've. actually been talking about this on here.

that oysters are like a um I would bet. they're pretty vital honestly yeah. oysters are a crucial component of. global ocean Health these animals oh. they're animals filter and clean the. surrounding water and provide habitat. food and jobs wow. so they're kind of like a um like a temp. service or something maybe I guess and. their reefs can also serve as barriers. to storms and Tides. um that's pretty sick. wow so they they got a lot of. responsibility how did they filter can.

you look up how oysters filter in the. ocean. because if they're filters and this is. the crazy part. that if they're filters always just. comes in other shellfish help remove. excess nitrogen from Waters by. incorporating it into their shells and. tissues as they grow that would make. sense if I've never seen a clean oyster. shell. they're all pretty damn dirty they're. all got a little bit of dirt in there. they're sacrificing themselves for the. ocean apparently which is interesting. which are the new every day but that's.

crazy then so say you broke into like a. trap house right somewhere yes sir and. there's some dude in there he's dirtied. up right he's got soil he even have a. little bit of soil around his mouth. right and then you just put it right you. put horseradish on it you were dumping. horseradish on it well because that's. where like an oyster is yeah dude you're. right I know horseradish would take them. out pretty quickly so always try to show. kind of like it would be his Kryptonite. yeah I mean it's Kryptonite but then you. eat them like that's what you're doing. you're break you're basically because. the oyster is like something like it's a. like a like a car filter maybe your.

grandfather's car filter he would turn. off the little screw thing he'd open. he'd pull that filter out yes sir so. that's kind of what we're eating dude I. would eat anything with horseradish. honestly I don't care horseradish is. damn good it is good horseradish fan a. little cocktail sauce on it as well oh. yeah yeah you're right who am I you know. what I'm saying what am I I don't want. to ruin that for anybody. um so you guys so so take me through. this first anchovy it's right there it's. by itself he brings out a canister of. him how many he's in there he brings out.

a canister there was about six of us. there I would say we've got to try one. maybe two extra so I'm gonna go with. there was about eight in the canister. there was a little tiny oval thing like. this and like I said I was lucky enough. to be there with Christian petroni and. Aaron May two world class chefs so iron. said you gotta try your first oyster I. said pal you're making it for me so I. got this. wonderful Chef making it for me we have. this great bread that I think they said. this exclusive elderly lady down the. street baked for them every day had the. bread yeah that really does look gross. the envisioning of the of the anchovy.

just by itself that really does not look. good and that's the Buffalo mozzarella. on the plate there as well but uh Little. Bread Buffalo mozzarella anchovy. sun-dried tomato he made it for me. squished it all down dollop of olive oil. on top it was it was a delightful bite a. little salty a little salty very salty. but still I'm very happy I tried it. those uh the anchov are very salty right. extremely from what I know I mean I'm an. anchovy virgin I just lost my virginity. 24 hours ago damn but and they now why.

is it I noticed when you say like. mozzarella and I've noticed when people. say salaam okay. um they don't when they go back to Italy. they take off one like we added a letter. yes so I think I think they did it and. we took the letter off from from my. knowledge I believe that the thing is. when the Italians like came over to. America their broken dialect cut off a. cut off a um The Vow at the end so let's. say I only really say what's wrong but.

like mozzarella say mozzarella. um prosciutto they say proscute. um capicola they say gabagool no yeah. the gabagool goes a little overboard I. can't go to an Italian deli and with a. straight face but like let me get the. gabagool I can't do that with a straight. face but I can't say oh I'll have the. mozzarella but that's pretty much it yes. project. Regatta people say regard yeah. like parents say that like grandparents. in New York etc etc but I only really. say what's wrong in my normal day.

um calamari they said Gala mod. no way yeah but I can't go into a deli. with a straight face and or let me get a. and be like let me get a hero with. Pursuit and gamble on it but mozzarella. I say or some vagina. sounds great throw it on there I'm not. going to say no to that one I mean I. just wonder like what other because yeah. that I guess it makes it sound fancier. because you're almost saying I'm gonna. be the last letter sure yeah it's like I. don't need to just put the letter on. there I'm gonna show you in my.

ambiance or my. and at the end of the day there's a lot. more fun to say yeah they're a lot more. fun to say Rick ricotta that. what's more fun sitting there saying. ricotta or saying. exactly yeah it does but it's. interesting letters huh yeah a lot of. vowels we got a lot of vowels the. Italians yeah everything ends in a vowel. um mostly Jose's all my friend group I. think there's 11 of us probably. nine of us have vowel endings.

and are your parents like fresh off the. uh no we're pretty Americanized Italian. I don't even know. I don't even know um like what um. generation of my family even came from. Italy honestly I but my we're pretty. pretty Americanized Italian about as. Americanized as Italian as it comes but. we're on the island still so everyone. it's literally only Italian or Irish. that's pretty much it is it yeah I like. that they're North Shore is very uh. there's a lot of Jewish Folks up there. and then the South Shore where I'm from. it's literally just like Italian and.

Irish yeah. um do they have um so that's where you. so that's so that's where you grew up at. I I was born originally in Corona Queens. it's where my parents are from and then. we moved to. um Malvern Long Island when I was. probably I don't know four four or five. in that realm so I grew up on the line. I'd always say what you grow up is where. you went to high school I think that's a. fair assumption. I feel like that's your formative years. where you went to high school yeah we. went to high school was ready from now. in Italian culture if a woman is like.

kind of do you describe women like also. as like um. relate them to like pastas or something. I was thinking maybe like this girl's a. real vermicelli this girl's real. farfalla yeah no but we could I mean. there's a lot of great pasta just popper. though there's uh rigatoni I've never. equated women to a pasta though. vermicelli is very like it's almost like. uh she's a little thin yeah you go. linguine there too as well it's like. even thinner linguine is pretty damn. thins it's like a very very thin.

spaghetti like vermicelli has to be. thinner have vermicelli yo can you look. up vermicelli I don't know I want to. look at make sure I know exactly what. we're talking about dude I'm eating. vermicelli it's almost like I want to. make sure it's parents aren't home you. know it feels very uh. is definitely thinner than um linguine. yeah okay so there's vermicelli okay. we're just looking at images here can we. get it do they have a chart somewhere. look at that nest of vermicello let's. get a pasta chart up here yeah my. personal favorite is pappardelle I think.

I'm a pappardelle guy see I'm not even. familiar with it. oh there we go. yeah I like the farfalli that's really. good there's a there's a good great. sausage dish by me that there's a. sausage for fale so I'm impartial that. but um I mean Penny's classic if I could. date one Queen though. maybe go with the fusilli oh yeah. you don't know what you're getting dude. and where is that one it's like right. there oh in the middle and the top it's. like spirally looking playing a mystery.

game oh yeah that one definitely had you. could see it having some bipolar issues. let's go down a little bit I want to see. what else is on here oh that rigatone Dr. rigatoni that's that's I would say. that's the classic out so that's the. that's the that's like just blonde blue. eyes nothing better than that it's an. All-American classic the rigatone yeah. the rigatone and what if you get that. thick Asian girl what's that one that. pad thai or what's the one that has like. those uh egg noodles okay what are the. actual noodles on that yeah I think it. might be just egg noodles yeah because I.

don't think I don't think they could I. mean they're kind of technically the. same I had Robin for the first time last. week I don't know what the really yeah I. just dove into it a new place open by my. house so I just said [ __ ] it let's try. it and did you go alone I went with my. cousin and my dad okay so if it's going. to eat like at a new place is that a. family thing for you guys um no as. honestly we were at Easter and I was. having a few Beverages and I just told. my cup my little cousin that I want to. um go to the ramen place he said he said. I want to go too so I said you know what. [ __ ] it I'll take the guy yeah I've had. a nice meal it was fine it was good for.

Monday night I'll take a Monday night. meal I didn't have to cut up the Monday. nights I'll happily go to. to sit on my bed and watch YouTube all. night and that's the point of that it's. not fun you just sit there and wait for. enough time to pass to then go to sleep. so yeah Monday night's thing Monday. Tuesday Wednesdays yeah I guess there is. something about it maybe. um. that's like you're waiting for the fun. to happen well most people also work you. got to get some work those are kind of. work days yeah you know like we're on a. Tuesday right now 100 so it's like we're.

able to get this done if the Friday. sometimes are tougher to fit things in. you feel like the week is like you've I. kind of feel like the weekend's just. about to get its period I feel like it's. just like everything is just about to. come crashing down now I'm just a fan of. the weekend Duty right I mean basically. Monday and Wednesday I just sit around. and do not I'm not I'm just sitting. around and doing nothing yeah. waiting for maybe even Thursday I'd like. to do a nice dinner me and my friends. have been doing dinner Thursdays which. is quite nice because now I'm old I'm. older I appreciate it like I said it's a.

good meal good meal with Pals is fine to. me it's like I like Thursday kick off. the weekend kind of brings me back to. high school we used to go to Applebee's. every Thursday night a couple half apps. yeah Morgan and Morgan. they are America's largest injury Law. Firm. if you've been hurt at work or in a uh. you know something happened bam. something fell on your washer dryer. you know heck even if a UFO dang hits. you where they might be able to help. Morgan and Morgan.

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we had a lot of waiters not waitresses. but I could totally see it Applebee's is. a cool spot it's a cool hookup spot for. the olds yeah I saw one time I saw a mom. I grew up with out there on a date one. night tried to try to join them and I'll. make eye contact with her I didn't make. eye contact with her thank God but like. I got Applebee's I'm sure they have nice. I'm sure they have nice deals frankly. yeah well I think Applebee's has kind of. been. um. you know in a lot of places Applebee's. is that first place you get to go you. know it's like the first for some places.

the first restaurant you know like like. where I'm from like my niece I was. talking to her yesterday and she I was. she's like you know my favorite. restaurant is Jimmy John's and I was. like well that's. that's not really a restaurant but it is. a restaurant depending on where you're. at 100 I've learned that recently since. we started Sunday conversation in the. last few years I've been traveling so. much and I that's like one of the first. things I tell my friends when we're. talking about kind of just even the. middle of America or anywhere really. that's not a massive City. like if you're a kid in Indiana you're. deli's Jimmy John's yeah your pizza is.

Papa John's which is. crazy for my brain to think about but. that's just how it is and I never. realized that yeah and I thought I mean. not the syndrome with Jimmy John's I. love Jimmy John's I'm a mess of fan of. Jimmy John's I don't know how they do it. so fast and the bread is so good with. the oil but yeah like any random person. growing up I guess their Deli. technically is Jimmy John's yeah yeah. it's interesting that's kind of how you. learn about even anything seeing things. like a mozzarella cheese or something. like a um like some people it's like you.

know uh they'll have like a one of those. like um Italian restaurants and they put. a new like pasta and that's how you. learn about the pasta and I love seeing. I love seeing Italian restaurants where. ever been any random place around let's. say we're in Texas. nine out of ten names are literally just. Paisanos yeah those are just the names. of all of them it's crazy I don't even. know if there's ever been a bowl of. fresh mozzarella in Topeka Kansas has. there been I have no idea maybe you're. in prohibition or something oh yeah when. they were just when people were running.

out of alcohol and they were trying to. suffice them with other stuff you know. they're worse things to be sufficed by. yeah God I guess it is pretty good I'm. trying to think if I know about a lot of. different cheeses or not I didn't until. yesterday. I don't I'm not I'm not a massive. massive cheese person though it doesn't. doesn't rev my engine really not really. you just went into a back room and with. a bunch of men you didn't know to get it. and well hey I was told to go there I. said these chefs are taking me to lunch. I'm letting them rock that oh I'm. letting them go that would I mean that. would be like. right that would be like going to play.

basketball with Michael Jordan and me. picking the teams okay yeah so I just. said I'm going to you guys rocking hey. it was great cheat the cheese was great. I mean I I also counter said that as I. would say a bite of good fresh. mozzarella's up there for one of my. favorite bites I've had just in life in. general but outside of that she doesn't. doesn't absurdly do it for me yeah yeah. now a lot of people are wanting to know. and I'm still wanting to know so you had. six anchovies in the can have there was. it was eight anchovies there were six of. you guys what do you do with those last. two I don't know who took the other last. one but um one of their chefs uh did say. I should say the last one because it was. would only be my second and show you all.

time so I had two of the anchovy so I. guess I wasn't anchovy Glutton but I. enjoyed them did you change the way you. ate it the second time. um no same way I said because once again. the chef iramay told me. have the sanchovy I said dude only if. you Chef it up for me again if he's. there I want them to be the chefs you. know oh yeah I want them to be the the. guides the more spiritual guides there's. something kind of a there's something I. don't want to see erotic but there is. something very sensual about getting a.

good food because you're putting it on. your tongue yeah you know people don't. realize that a lot a lot of times people. are just like I'm putting something in. my mouth you know I'm having this I'm. getting it I'm inhaling I'm bringing it. into me but that tongue is right there. too the tongue is very sexual hey. there's a lot of aphrodisiacs out there. as well yeah oysters oysters is Big. aphrodisiac which is crazy because they. collect junk out of the ocean but it. said they bring in Nitro nitrogen is. nitrogen aphrodisiac. I'm not totally sure what the rest of.

the aphrodisiacs are. I know Valentine's Day what else oh. Valentine's Day is a good one is. nitrogen aphrodisiac let me see. ooh traditional plant aphrodisiacs and. male sexual dysfunction. that sounds like the opposite it's. opposite day I've looked at it before. I'm sure chocolate definitely. figs oysters spicy chili peppers. strawberries. can you put why is oysters an.

aphrodisiac. the bivalves what does it say is that uh. the bivalves do contain zinc which has. been found to be an essential nutrient. for testosterone production in. spermatogen spermatogenesis I assume. dude this could be really dumb as in. sync what we make coins out of. yeah. she could suck on a damn nickel boy and.

get hard probably why not dude oh. especially if you're poor dude nothing. gets you hard in the good nickel imagine. a quarter oh imagine a silver dollar yes. imagine a silver dollar okay suck it on. that for a month oh my peeping time bro. I put a silver dollar on my tongue I'm a. Peeping George Washington Miller didn't. know it hit him. um so tell me how you grow up kind of in. this Italian environment and is it just. you is there other women in the. household is there other children I'm. actually an only child no way yeah yep. and why do your parents stop with just.

you you think because I don't really we. were a handsome child huh uh no probably. not I was I was I was a a skinny child. until I always say I got Coxsackie and. then that kind of threw me off the rail. couldn't eat for a few weeks oh you got. a disease oh Kawasaki is like a few weak. disease but I couldn't eat for like two. months and I just said I had to make up. for lost time and I've just been making. up for lost time since you know because. that I do I do have like photos of me. when I was six seven years old and I was. I was a skinny little I was a skinny guy. really yeah and when you look at those. photos do you think because some people. look at weight as like.

I mean how do you look at weight what am. I talking about how do I look I don't. really know I think it's more I mean I. want to say it's a mindset it's. obviously not a mindset but like I'm. pretty pretty happy with my with my. weight per se there was a time in my. life I was shockingly way bigger than I. was now like I think maybe like 50 60. pounds bigger and then I was like Wow. and I was like [ __ ] dude. I'm a large gentleman I gotta travel I. should probably stop this. there's no reason to have a chicken.

cutlet with bacon sandwich for lunch. every day there's no need for it not. every day so then I cut that off and. then look and then I cut that off and I. lost probably 20 pounds and then covet. hit and then I just stayed home and just. like drank every night at eight grilled. chicken every day and lost weight then. so now I'm like sitting at a steady like. 290 295 right now you really weigh that. much yeah yeah you don't look that big. really yeah. I'm gonna play this clip whenever I walk. on an airplane because I always feel bad. walking on an airplane do you yeah dude. you have no idea how much airplane.

stress I always have so take me through. that airplane stress so you're cause. yeah you know once you get to the. airport you know that you're big yeah I. know I know quite literally everybody on. this plane is looking at me saying. please don't sit here oh that's why it's. nice though because now I'm a Delta. Diamond guy no big deal I got to order I. got to. um. board the flight first yes so at least I. get that out of the way but I mean there. was one time Me Kate me Caleb and our. and our Girl Kelsey were traveling to um. Lake Tahoe from La so it was a quick.

flight but our flight I canceled that. before so we had to go on a Southwest. flight last minute and we got like the. 54th opening on Southwest how there's. this first come first serve so we were. three of the less people to sit down and. I was walking down the aisle and. literally I felt like Forrest Gump. getting on the bus knowing nobody wants. you to sit there were only middle seats. left then thank God Ro say 23 I saw like. a 12 year old kid by the window I said. you're my [ __ ] just sat right. next to we took out well we hey we. became friends his name was Terry he was. a great kid he was like 13. we bonded.

the whole flight he was saying he was. going to visit his grandparents in Reno. and we uh we had a great time we played. baseball on his iPad together he was. great but he say he saved my day because. I was quite literally [ __ ] bricks. knowing every single person on this. plane is telling themselves please don't. sit here please don't sit here please. don't sit here it's a shitty feeling. that'll make you want to lose a little. weight it's like that Plinko game. but you don't want it to get in the you. don't want it to Lane the Southwest was. quite literally like it was a scary. experience because there were only. middle seats left there were only middle. seats left and then there was maybe.

maybe the idea that there was an aisle. seat all the way in the back but should. I reach that instead of sitting next to. the 12 year old I went with the 12 year. old yeah you got to make that with a 12. year old and is it amazing that at that. point you go to the the warmth of. children you go to the kindness of a. young child who has yet to determine in. his head hey I don't like I don't want. to sit next to this fact to the fix yes. it was well it was it was not that Terry. was a great kid but it was also just uh. he's smaller he's a small guy okay so. he's a very small kid so small so you.

guys put matching up together yeah there. it almost made sense it's a beautiful. relief whenever someone ever big skin. sits next to you it was like of mice and. meat yes that's a perfect example I mean. Terry we bonded we had a great time wow. yeah it was really nice but it's always. great like sometimes when you sit next. to a toddler again lucky for a toddler. sit next to you on a plane that's always. convenient wow at work we have we have a. shorter gentleman I like to sit next to. him if we travel together I've seen him. you guys did the uh yeah yeah we did our. first Morgan wallenson conversation he.

took my place oh you might have seen him. in that yeah he put the brother and he. snuck in the brother on Walling yeah. well what happened was uh well what. happened was we uh we originally when we. first started sending conversation we. were doing two Rowan you know who ronas. [ __ ] was also doing them as well so I. went I was I was pissed because at the. top I'm still a mess of fan but I always. loved Darius Rucker and that was the day. they were doing uh like a foreplay. scramble like with Wallen Hardy Darius. and Jake Owen and then we had me and. roan had a shoot with Doug Flutie in. Melbourne Florida and they said you're.

gonna you're going to Doug Flutie zozgo. in a uh Troubadour to do the um shoot. with Wallen and I said [ __ ] zaz about. to hang out all day with Darius man and. I'm sitting here with Doug Flutie in a. conference room with a Marriott in. Melbourne Beach Florida that sucked I. was disappointed about that luckily two. years later we did Darius on Sunday. conversation and that was great but. right that's the time it's stung it's. done yeah when the boss says the boss. says yeah. um so you're growing up their only child. right and what kind of work are you in. when you're doing are you a funny guy.

what kind of kid are you and you're a. thicker kid you said you went through. the disease you got out of it you got. you got to start you and you started. thickening up yeah we thicked up we. picked up pretty good did the whole. family because sometimes there's kind of. like a thing where a whole family will. put on weight at the same time like. something happens a grandmother dies or. there's a. like a not a power outage but like a um. you know like a nuclear disaster or. something you know no I would say I. would say not to say so but we're. definitely a larger family I would say.

half half thicks half non thicks okay. but in in like the Nafi media family. like my aunts and uncles well not but uh. growing up yeah I would just say it say. uh I would say a fun guy I don't think I. don't think absurdly funny but funnel. always hung out with the with the with. the good guys I'm still best friends. with all my friends growing up so yeah I. think I think relatively normal. childhood Catholic High School I'm. Catholic High School and grade school. that was interesting oh wow because. that's all boys in there huh uh no we. had co-ed our rival College uh high. school was. um all dudes but we were coming they.

must have been so jealousy you guys yeah. dude the thing too with them is there. was so there were three high schools in. the area Catholic high schools Sacred. Heart was all girls Chaminade was all. boys and then Kellenberg where I went. was co-ed so they all had Sacred Heart I. think had Cotillion and Chaminade had. aquaprom so then we always had to watch. our few Sacred Heart friends trying to. match up so they all had to get each. other from a distance and we actually. had no problem at Kellenberg yeah our. prom got canceled for um flaunting of. affluence and what people being wealthy.

yeah definitely not me but like other. people like got canceled in 2006 are. prompted so I never had a problem damn. yeah that was that was a whole big thing. Colbert talked about it on Colbert. Report he prom got canceled what. happened your problem got canceled yeah. well you'll do a fake prom somewhere so. our [ __ ] prom our I guess our kind of. prom we did a boat ride around Manhattan. which pretty fun it was fun but hey let. me tell you as as a larger gentleman. that did not have sex in high school it. took a lot of stress away from having to. find a prom date oh wow what a relief. huh it was like sitting next to a.

toddler on a plane seriously it was. quite nice that that I will say was fun. and then yeah I never had the problem. didn't have a problem. dude what if you don't think about that. you don't think about the other half of. the school because for the school that's. like yeah prom this is it I have a. girlfriend I have a boyfriend I'm lucky. um you know unisex I don't need anybody. he's American Pie myself yeah like but. then there's like half the people that. are like [ __ ] I don't have anybody I'm. afraid to ask someone my partner is ill.

or something. um I've been you know just all kind of. stuff yeah always two starts the story. it was so I enjoyed it I didn't mind it. Fox you're like wow yeah I said to. myself this is kind of nice I I was a. little concerned though people were. gonna start taking dates to this boat. ride luckily they didn't right and it. was fine we basically just hung out it. was dude do you remember how. nerve-wracking it was if somebody I. didn't have used to make to get a date. right. like we had like Sadie Hawkin right. where the kid had uh the girl had to buy.

you a shirt right it was a matching. shirt okay. so first off my mom was like don't pick. out some girl that picks out shitty. shirts like right you know Grandma. already gets you shitty shirts every. year you need a good shirt. so now I have this pressure right and. I'm not you don't even get to pick the. girl picks you kind of like penguins. is it women's picks it I could be dumb. but I think women no sorry men present. the one with a pearl my apologies but. yes with a pearl yeah I believe that's.

how they find it they find like a pearl. or something that's how they propose to. their ladies really yup I think so well. bring that up. I'm pretty sure I believe it's a pearl. that if he finds something I was. watching an animal show one time and. they like went to the end of the Earth. to find their thing to present their. lady I think you're watching maybe Ice. Age or something. I think it's something like that using a. pearl to propose I think so because I'm. not seeing anything on maybe not a pearl. but definitely something like they have. to find something and then give it to. the lady I'm pretty sure how do penguins. propose to one another.

oh with pebbles Pebbles sorry. a less fancy Pearl it's a very good. point that's all a pebble is dude yeah a. pebble is just a pearl it finds the. smoothest pebble. isn't that nice romance people think. romance is Dena that's a good point. isn't it during courtship a male penguin. will find the smoothest Pebble to give. to a female as a gift if she likes the. offering she'll place it in the nest and. the two will continue building up their. little Pebble mound in preparation for.

the eggs that's actually beautiful I. didn't know that that yeah I've been. crying right now I didn't know that that. was their beginning of the foundation. for their nest for their eggs that's. [ __ ] cute dude that is so romantic. it's romantic it's first of all to even. be a penguin right and balance a little. Pebble yeah and they don't it's like. they look down at people's there they. gotta go find the smoothest Pebble yeah. and first of all how do you even lift. the pebble further because you can. barely even look down I don't think a. penguin so you have to almost get the. pebble way up here look at it maybe kick. it yes but then how do you test if it's.

the smoothest oh. how about that. penguins are wild look at the one of. them giving it to the other one with the. Beak he gives it I think it's like When. Harry Met Sally. yeah. man that's some that's amazing. is there something else really romantic. that happens in nature see if you can. find some some of Nature's best romance. because the only other thing I've seen. is that lizard that guy who's like a. total perv that like. puts like the big fake yeah that's the.

only other thing I was going to say as. well there was I'm pretty sure in one of. those shows I was watching one time I. think it was some sort of a burn he. literally put on a like so you think. you'd dance s performance like he. literally. it was unbelievable he looked like. it looked like Chris Brown he was crazy. it did. and then I think he actually. so it really had a but he really popped. off on the day it's a lot of zebras it. was beautiful. flamingos dance for their love take us. through that Zach yeah there's a this.

article is a couple examples but. flamingo's dance for their love I guess. in separate groups. um they struck together in search of a. mate seahorses I guess flirt a lot horny. um yeah. wolves. wolves made for life. now that's interesting wolves mate for. life yeah their packs are generally like. nuclear families that comprise an adult. male oh damn dude did you possibly see. that um that story out of Vegas about a. month or two ago that some sort of dog I.

forget I think it was not it wasn't a. bulldog I think it was maybe a pit bull. was adopted by a pack of wolves outside. of Vegas and became their leader really. yeah damn Animal Control found him and. took him back but he became their leader. he was the leader of the pack wow they. didn't kill him and then let him become. the leader. huh yeah white dogs. rescued apparently he became the leader. of the crew wow. how they've got to make them see but. they won't make this movie you know. because it's probably too much violence.

I could animate it you know like they. won't make like babe a pig in the Crips. you know that's fair I would love to see. this though yeah I made animated for. adults. maybe make like Charlie Hunnam the lead. voice in an American accent and his Jax. Teller accent. yeah oh that would be nice how with. Miles Teller in it oh I'm down for Miles. Teller as well dude we should make a new. outsiders with Miles Teller in it. remember The Outsiders that of course. was that Tom Tom Cruise in The Outsiders. or am I thinking of Stand By Me I'm.

mixing them up no Tom Cruise wasn't in. Stand By Me I think he might have been. in The Outsiders was he as Outsiders say. golden Ponyboy yeah yes I think he came. like Rob Lowe yes Rob Lowe Tom Cruise. my Tom Cruise was in there Matt Dillon. machio Patrick Swayze that's a goddamn. power crew it's unreal it's like the 80s. Avengers yeah see Thomas Howe that's. unbelievable. um. what were we talking about uh your lady. in high school even finding you a good. shirt yeah thank you man wow you're a.

good you know what you're doing. um so yeah the girl had to pick out the. shirt you know and I never really had I. didn't have like the girlfriend I always. had kind of like the one where you kind. of got set up I wasn't in the circle of. like getting the notes from the girls a. lot and stuff so it was always like you. like I was always a little bit on the. outside of like my friend Scott would. always get the date and then one of her. friends and I would go with one of the. friends and um. yeah and then you would just hope that.

Scott made out with some girl so he. could tell you about it did you do prom. though. um yep I went to prom oh dude how did. you go about doing your date. well so prom. um I there was a girl that came into the. office because I used to go in the. office and hang out in there right and. flirt with this lady that kind of looked. like an animal a little bit but she. worked at our school. so why go in there bro and kind of flirt. with her and stuff and just kind of. because I wanted to be out of class so. I'd go in there and just sit in there.

and you know and uh and then they gave. me a job and they're working behind the. desk I didn't do anything but at least I. was in there for a reason now so they. could like so it wasn't like an. insurance issue or whatever. so one day this girl came in. and she needed something from me so she. like asked so it was like. I always had the toughest time kind of. talking to the girls to want this girl. kind of needed something from me it was. like suddenly I was like of use you know. so I started flirting a little bit and.

then next thing you know we uh. we ended up dating and. um made love. and um. I took her to the school day we went to. the school prom but. what happened she uh left to go to an. after party early no yes and I got stuck. so I had to draw I drove this one this. one uh white guy that went to our school. he uh wore like one of he wore like a um.

a Blazer that had those shoulder pads in. it nice like single bombs you just have. to wear because the husband had left you. know sure and. um so he wore that and I remember I was. like dude I'll give you a ride. and he's like all right cool and so. we're driving to the party and he breaks. down crying bro so now I want to get to. this party because you know in high. school you only kind of get so many. chances to make love to your girl right. but what was the love made already. before this party or this was your it. was made before okay but this was still. like prom night it's still still a Super.

Bowl of the love it's the Super Bowl of. high school love making Hobbies yes yeah. that's it yeah it's the biggest deal. from what I see in the movies because I. don't have one yeah yeah so you're. excited bro and he starts telling me. this dude had the craziest he kept. saying that people thought he looked. like. something people thought he looked like. Damon Wayans right and he was a white. guy. and right then I knew he's nobody. thought that right and he's just kind of. like losing his [ __ ] bring up a picture. of Damon Wayans if you can.

the daddy. and he's like man people expect so much. out of me you know uh I was like dude. nobody you know I'm just thinking nobody. and he's a white guy I mean this guy's. black Damon Wayans is black. so anyway I knew him like [ __ ] dude but. the guy's crying so it's like it's you. it's so hard to get from somebody crying. to okay de-escalate the situation and. get over to you know before your day. gets too drunk where you can't make out. yeah that's yeah so did you uh or were. you feel comfortable making out also of.

course you were gonna say did you so did. you want him not going to party. no we got there man but I had to sit for. like a half hour and be in the car with. him while he cried and then um some mood. kill buzz kill oh it was the worst. because I kept just one like it's going. to open the door every every five. minutes yeah that that's that's tough. and he's like man and people expect so. much out of me man people expect so much. out of me and I'm like nobody even knows. what you're talking about hey look at. those two guys with bad prom experiences. yeah what was yours you didn't have one. at all it got canceled now we got none. at all it's yours guys we literally just.

had that belt ride so was it weird going. into summer then not have having made. love yet. um it was a little odd because that was. uh it was summer and then we were going. to college. and college was interesting Yeah Carl. now College showing up to college I. think having made love or not made love. that seems like a. I wonder what that feels like to a guy I. mean I know what it feels like but I'd. made love yeah yeah so like you kind of. had that monkey off your nuts or. whatever you know yeah College was a.

scary ass time I really did not like it. I went to UAlbany for like three. semesters you Albany was it was an odd. it's an odd place there's I'm on record. saying I think the most. satanic people or in Upstate New York. yeah there's just a Eerie vibe in. Upstate New York it's an eerie Eerie. Place yeah a lot of neck tattoos a lot. of [ __ ] people getting punched in the. back of the head while they're trying to. get a TV dinner that kind of [ __ ] that's. very fair yeah it's it's a creepy creepy. odd place I mean there was there was one. time where literally I was. um. it was on my freshman year first.

semester. I would stay on the eighth floor we were. lucky enough I like won the lottery of. being in the nice tower being in the. good Tower that's a brand new tower. Indian Tower was called which was. awesome like were you big were you. physically larger at this point or not. um oh yeah I would say a little larger. than I am now okay but um not not as big. as I had gone like I said but um so we. were in there it was eighth four always. remember it was great we had communal. bathrooms not a community about them. sweet so we only switched over like six. people great times for some reason.

though whenever for that first semester. we were drinking like. personal is a Bacardi every Friday night. I don't know why we were drinking. personals of what is that gin I think. gin it's kind of homeless sexy kind of. yeah we're sticking like Bacardi Apple. personals no idea why but either way it. was Friday it was Friday night one night. and I'm a noted [ __ ] like about many. things like definitely Supernatural. stuff like about what drinking and [ __ ]. like that no no no actually you know fun. fact I was the last of my friends to. start drinking I started drinking in the. junior year at this oh okay yeah this.

weird thing called The Coliseum but. that's another in college or in high. school uh High School I used to walk. around and tell my friends I'm gonna be. the DD I can't wait till I get my. license I'll drive everybody around oh. yeah we probably wanted to be a cab. driver I mean a lot of this is being. Italian yeah that one out at the door. though once I got that nice taste but oh. yeah after that um so okay so you're in. college you they got you rapunzled up. they got you Sugar Ray ponzled up in the. top of the tower you're living large you. got your own pisser up there. so it's Friday night we all have our. personals and then I we we elect me to.

be the guy that night to go downstairs. to the basement get the sodas to chase. everything so I go down to the basement. get the sodas go back up to the A4 but. we'll stop at the first floor yeah. I step into the elevator and I oh I will. remember this clear as day step into the. elevator go to the back right corner of. it in walks in this kid that I've seen. on campus even though he was and this. girl that I saw on campus that I. definitely always found she just looked. a little creepy looked a little off oh. yeah. and I'm looking about and she's kind of. wizardy looking yes almost like like a.

Harry Potter student yeah yeah and she. so I was in the back left corner this. kid stands directly in front of me in. the other Corner she immediately walks. in and sits down in the right corner to. me and I see her sitting down I tell. myself why the why is this girl sitting. down in the corner. elevator door closes as soon as the door. closed she starts like. freaking out almost like shaking and. screaming at the top of her lungs and. I'm trying not to look I look over to. her and she is covered in like satanic. writing there was like a 666 on her. forehead like a pentagram all over her.

arm and I like I said I'm a massive. massive [ __ ] I immediately I had it was. one of the probably the most scared I've. been in my life because I don't I don't. [ __ ] with the satanic stuff in the. slightest yo who likes and she's no I. like there's people but and I'm sitting. there having. I was white as a ghost and then thank. God these girls who don't know got off. at four six they were getting on so I. jumped off of floor six those girls. immediately said this man is the most. unattractive man I've ever seen in my. life jumping out of that seeing me just. white as a [ __ ] ghost but you know.

what I went back up and my roommate. still says to this day that he's never. seen a human being truly white as a. ghost it was I was so terrified I didn't. know if there was some sort of like. satanic cult going on in the school or. if it was a joke I truly don't know to. this day so if you happen to be watching. this whatever your name was I would I. would love to know I don't know to this. day it was it was. terrifyingly scary this episode is. brought to you by betterhelp. we're grateful for them.

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out they got they're like okay this is a. way for me to get out of this this is. our new thing right well this is a. chance if I'm not going full Satan and. I'm just Hufflepuff and round this is a. chance for me to. this is a way out which is not a lot of. agreed a lot of those people got onto. that now some people stayed Satan yeah. if you stayed on the second round you're. going straight to hell yeah I mean or. yeah or you're like a yeah if you're. like a Colts fan or what you know. whatever I don't know but some people. just stayed going out there but some. people got off on the Harry Potter when.

that halt when Hogwarts rolled up. they're like I'm [ __ ] thank God yeah. there were some guys that are Voldemort. guys they stayed in Voldemort guys yeah. they kept uh doing that you know it's a. little fun fact though apparently. satanists aren't actually I don't. believe in Satan they just believe in. nothing hmm which is odd but they also. but they also I think they worship like. the idol of like Baphomet which is that. dude with the goat head. Erb owls above let's bring up bials. above please oh yeah. uh you know what I'm curious about the.

different satans yeah there's bezelbub I. think he was like I think bezel Bob was. actually like the the biblical Saiyan I. believe. yeah. that guy's creepy as hell I pick I think. of this I think of like I think of like. the villain in Tenacious D I wonder what. that guy would do huh that dude looking. like a corned up cougar with his little. Antichrist baby. that's tough stuff the scariest part is. that he has that baby because party is. going to want to help the baby. but part of you knows that that baby is.

probably already compromised and that is. also the Antichrist that is the the. continuation of Satan I guess. theoretically like Rosemary's Baby you. ever see that movie that's Rosemary's. Baby right there baby hmm. I mean and that'll make you be Pro uh. Choice yes right. let's look at um look at different. satans can you look that up please I. just want to see some of the different. ones I've never thought about this the. different types of Satan they have now. there's that yeah. that's your Tenacious D Satan that's.

your pop culture saying yeah that's your. very run-of-the-mill kind of everyday. Satan yeah. that's your everyday Satan that you're. like yeah three in the afternoon we need. a Satan ooh that look at Lucifer there. that's just a normal dude naked with. some wings. top left oh wow look at that so that guy. could really be anybody so that got. that's I feel like that was saying in. his human form before he went downstairs. that guy's got a top hat though I enjoy. that one. oh that's good like he's a businessman. like look here Monopoly went wrong yeah.

like I'm gonna manage Elvis. wow you see a lot of that goat with. wings with horns it's the goat head. that's the one that'll get you the. pentagram. when was the first Satan. I think it just said that Lucifer's what. 350 BC if you click on the men the naked. men. three or three years with the John. Milton's Paradise Lost ah okay. let's look that up Zach if you don't. mind when was the first Satan.

what what is that in the Bible this is. bad for me I went through [ __ ]. Catholic High School like I said. no look man this is oh look at that guy. okay Satan also known as the devil. and sometimes also called loose from. Christianity is an entity in the. abrahamic religions that seduces humans. into sin or falsehood hmm. ins in Judaism Satan has seen as an. agent figures that's the most you know.

you gotta have an agent subservient to. God. typically regarded as a metaphor for the. yet yet or evil inclination so in the. evil inclination of God. what does that say is that. a figure known as Satan first appears in. the Hebrew Bible as a Heavenly. prosecutor that's what we're talking. about so he was good and that went bad. but it's first appeared in a Hebrew. Bible so that kind of means he was like. the Judge Judy kind of of. the Hebrews Bible right and then again. he went wrong he wanted all the power.

for himself I guess that's normal yeah. it happens. um. all right so you're in college you got. things are going pretty cool you're. enjoying it I didn't love it I really. did not I just I love my friends from. home just a lot and I just kind of just. missed them you did yeah a lot a lot a. lot a lot then I transferred home I went. to uh I went to school at Baruch with. this like um business college on. Manhattan on 23rd and Lexington and then. I got hired at my job.

beginning of the second semester of that. and more stool yes sir and then I did. two more finished that smash I did one. more and then I dropped out oh you. dropped out of college I am a College. Dropout yeah good times hmm whatever. yeah it was like six years ago now so. yeah I mean I think a lot of times. college is just if you don't even know. what to do people go into college yeah. it was scary because like my mom. obviously didn't want me to drop out but. then I kept telling her the point of. college is to get your dream job and I. have my dream job so why should I not. just drop out yeah for it and I would.

venture to guess the experience I've had. in the six years since is well worth. more than a college degree in nothing I. had no major I was my shock yeah was. horrible math so when I transferred I. even when I transferred I had to do a. whole um. and what they call it intermediate or. remedial math class oh for a whole. semester I didn't even get credit for. the class and then to even get a major I. had to do like two more math courses. yeah so math really got me. yeah and when I yeah when I when I. dropped out I didn't even have a major. and I was a junior.

yeah oh math will trip up any real you. know what I'm saying bro sorry sorry. but yeah. math will get you boy yeah but that that. was that was such a relief today I got. hired too because it was just so like. yeah well that was I mean Barcelona was. a huge corporation then I mean how long. have you been working there six years. dude I've been this September is going. to be seven wow but I I mean I got hired. Caleb hired me which is fun which is fun. to talk about now like quite literally.

the day I got hired at work my mom. uh I was doing Tuesday Thursday Monday. Wednesday class then Friday there was. like a 20 minute recap of. the Monday Wednesday class so for the. first few weeks of that my mom was at. Baruch yep my mom was driving me into is. it a Jewish school or is this the name. of it Bernard Baruch is like a famous. business guy he may have been in the. tribe I'm sure he I think he was. actually is your family Jewish or no no. Italian okay Italian and Greek do they. have Italian Jewish people yeah I would. say I feel like Italians and Jews cross.

mingle a lot so there's definitely some. yeah but um so my mom literally drove me. to the city that day because we were. doing a nice uh very wholesome we would. she would drop me off every Friday I. would go to my 20 minute recap and then. we'll go to a nice lunch in the city you. and your mother yeah it was nice yeah so. she saw how nervous I was I got the I. got the uh internship interview at 12 30. that day the class was from ended up. let's say 11 45 so she drove me over. there. and I was freaking out too because at. the time I was actually emailing with.

what I thought was Erica nardini our CEO. it was really just her office manager. but they made it seem like it was a it. was who's office manager average office. manager his name was Brett he used to. work with us at Barstool yes sir so you. thought you were emailing with all with. the office manager from Barstool I. thought I was emailing with Erica as the. CEO but it was really Brett behind that. so I was I think I'm emailing Erica I. think it's like a business interview. type of thing as I'm going over there I. look at the Barstool Snapchat and I see. Caleb interviewing people so I'm saying. oh [ __ ] this is kind of like a Content. thing and I'm [ __ ] bricks because. now you're gonna be on camera I'm gonna.

be on camera I was a fan of Caleb a fan. of everybody it was big Barstow fam and. you're and you're nervous your mother. knows your nervous terrifyingly nervous. and also one thing that's value now this. is a value of having children that I. think are thicker you know is that you. can see when they're nervous easier. that's fair I get rosy cheeks I get big. time Rosy Cheeks I've been told that a. lot and I think that there's something. about that as a mother it must be. because you have all these other mothers. the kids on pills for nine months dude. they have no idea but he weighs a. hundred and 21 pounds yes sir so she. knew I was worried and then um.

I know it's a concert to be there I. didn't realize did you ever go to our. old office by any chance I did one time. so do you remember how you get off the. elevator and everyone's sitting right. there. uh yeah it's kind of alarming quite. terrifying so I'm a Barstool fan no idea. what I'm walking into I get off the. elevator everybody's sitting right there. extremely scary I go walk by the bar. they say stand there for a second go. talk to Caleb I'm shooting bricks I'm a. Caleb Presley fan at the time still am. and um he asked me he just sits me down. and asks me are you fast and I said you.

know what for my size I am pretty fast. when I play softball I get down the line. pretty quick people will be shocked I've. beaten out of ground ball or two in my. day he says prove it let's go downstairs. to the street to a 28th and when my mom. dropped me off I said Claudia. driveway don't stay here I don't know. what's gonna happen just don't know his. name Claudia yeah I call her by Nick I. call her Claudia sometimes it's a. beautiful name yeah I like Claudia I. love saying so I like it so I call her. Claude sometimes she's clawed in my. phone but um shall we go outside she. didn't move so I'm [ __ ] freaking out.

my mom is literally right there and I'm. out there with the camera and Caleb I. was telling myself right she's right. there if you watch the video. and what is she's just hitting she's not. there probably sitting in the car. smoking a cigarette but she's he was. there that checks out and I think that's. awesome it was great yeah that was just. terrified if she was gonna get out of. the car and say something or anything. yeah we walked to the corner run down. the street Caleb says you know what you. are fish you're hired we go up talk to. Dave. as I'm walking out guys our our head of. social says what's your uh you have your.

nicknames and I recently had watched um. Entourage and Goodfellas and Goodfellas. was a character named Sally balls. entourage is a character named Wally. balls I think just in my head I thought. Glennie balls would be a name but I I me. and my friends really jokingly name name. me that like I would call myself that. jokingly we were talking about gambling. or something. yeah like we want to talk about horse. racing or anything yeah and um Sammy. Spears Ronnie rounds yes sir you know. what I'm talking about so I said uh oh. my friends call me Glennie balls then I.

think that I think the name is it's a. it's a catchy name I think it's a good. name and then um yeah then pretty crazy. we me and Caleb started hanging out and. what about Mom at that moment to get. hooked because the craziest thing that. moms do is not leave and then Pretenders. didn't pretend they left dude you know. what happened actually so it was right. it was right when Barstool first moved. to New York from like so everybody. living across the country finally moved. together every Friday they were doing. Aloha Fridays. so um everyone would dress on Hawaiian. shirts and make margaritas and [ __ ] I.

was only I had just turned 20. it's nice. like Christmas almost yes sir I had just. turned 20. and they immediately say. you're the intern go get us alcohol and. of course had fake IDs oh yeah but I. don't want to use a fake idea and maybe. get in trouble he just started as a Long. Island person using fake IDs in the city. was always a bit of a scary thing. so I called my mom like hey how far away. are you you're on the bridge yet. she comes back bought me all the alcohol. and then bought underage children. alcohol no my co-workers that were of. age oh because I was just scared to buy. it for I was scared to get like in.

trouble using a fake ID so my mom came. back drove back to the office went to. the liquor store down the street bought. us the alcohol and then I just gave it. to everybody else I was scared to not. deliver yeah and then I got Caleb. Chipotle and that was my first day work. went to a Met game that night Caleb was. an interesting guy he's the most. interesting man that I've come across. he's very you know I think there's other. levels so there's layers to him that. more will be revealed I think yes I. think there's things about him that a.

lot of us don't know. um. and I think we're gonna be learning I. hope so I mean I'm clearly a massive fan. as are you yeah great guy but yeah you. just wonder is there sometimes is there. a little ulterior motive somewhere in. that man you know he likes the uh he. likes to rabble rows you know he likes. the [ __ ] smoke boy yeah he does he's. I mean he's a fun guy I love him I love. being with him I love hanging out with. him I'm still kind of scared of him but. I love him.

um yeah he's an alarming guy. um great guy very interesting. um. yeah I went he came to a show in Florida. not long ago I had a show in uh Florida. and he came out. him. um. and he's he was he was pretty lit We. Were Gay and we went to the casino and. he's gambling he's uh I've gamble I. gambled with him in Lake Tahoe last year. out of that golf tournament out there. yeah he's a one Kayla it's not me and. him are different stages of Life he's.

he's I think he just turned 30. he. doesn't jerk as much hang out as much. but like I like to I like to go out. whenever we're traveling it's just I'm. like I'm traveling I mind if I'm in a. Tuesday in L.A why not go out why don't. you go out yeah all I get messages all. the time you and I are not we're not. super close you know we kind of got you. know we've met each other a few times. but yeah and I'm glad we're getting to. spend time today and. um but I'll get messages like Glenny. balls is in town yeah I like to go out I. like I like to I like to enjoy I like to. enjoy the city is that I travel that I'm. lucky enough to travel to for work so.

but I would say maybe once every few. trips I'll get Caleb out with me and. when as you know when he's out and. having fun he's just the most fun. funniest person to to enjoy in that. whole time we're in like Tahoe he just. he was just having a great time and he. was he's just so much I love him he's. just so much fun yeah he's a Creator man. I was kind a joke and he's a Creator he. like well I mean he got all he got he. was pretty fire he was pretty lit right. so he's pretty lit and he starts. bragging everybody that he went to Wells. Fargo earlier right he starts saying it.

like it's a like he went to like some. fancy place like Sees Candy or something. you know he's like yeah he makes a new. bit every time he gets drunk pretty much. yeah he's like yeah Wells Fargo this. afternoon he keeps you know he's like oh. I got some size tens from Wells Fargo. I'm picturing him saying it exactly so. he got I guess two thousand dollars out. of his bank account at this point he's. up twenty thousand dollars right yeah I. haven't bet a bit. um Dustin poirier's air Mitchell. trubisky Cole Holcomb some of his uh.

Kayla yeah. some of my close friends uh sitting. there doing a little bit of gambling and. Caleb was like he just wants to bet it. all he wants to lose it all he's trying. to buy a car for the lady that's working. there he wants he there he wants them to. send a [ __ ] uh Kia dealer to the. table like you're it's at a certain. point that's like what is going it's. just it's unbelievable and if you tell. him to cash out he will not no he's the. best he's the best I mean we were I like.

Tahoe too we were there like at that. tournament in the High Roller room for I. think four nights in a row because. that's all where everybody was hanging. out and there was one night we lost them. I lost him till 3am I couldn't find him. I had to know where his phone was I. finally found the median chili with. Kevin from the office at the bar two. blocks away I literally was looking for. him for two hours and I found it with. Kevin from the office eating chili which. is like once again it's like playing. basketball with Michael Jordan Schilling. with Kevin from the office buddy yeah. he's just he's he's a raucous time when. you go when you get him going yeah you'd.

never he he is like an ingredient where. it's like okay they're like you can put. this ingredient in the recipe and like. what did you like what is the ingredient. they're like we don't know what the. ingredient is and I I know whenever I. get it I'm so excited to savor it yeah. like even one of the few times I've been. in the same city as soon as like he just. I was living in Nashville and he and I. go to Nashville a lot so I would like. whenever I go I'd feel weird not texting. him I'll throw him a text usually it. just doesn't answer which is fine yeah. that's who he is but um. like this weekend too he's back in. Florida and I'm going to Del Rey this. weekend I told him before when we got.

another shoe last night I was like hey. I'll be in Delray this weekend I'm going. to grab lunch or anything probably won't. see him but it's all right I don't mind. I'm with my friends anyway right you. touch base yeah I just want to make sure. hey if you want to hang out I'll hang. out but like I'm not confident we'll get. him out for a night this weekend but if. we did I would be thrilled he's just one. of those he's one of those guys you see. him at a party he just got he gravity to. him yeah there's something that's uh. wonderful about there is something. that's very wonderful about him. um and people like him of course and so. many people like him that it also makes.

you be like oh there is something. definitely uh. I don't know if that it's not that you. do it because everybody else said but. everybody likes him you know some people. just have that quality yeah that. everybody just likes yeah you're just. radiant yeah he gets a great quality man. he gots a great quality I think one of. my favorite okay actually this is a kind. of stupid that's not even not funny but. one of my favorite things that we've. done is he kind of has like a Sunday. conversation uniform the white shirt bow. tie hair down that same day we run that. Southwest flight we just finished a. shoot with Amelia de moldenborg and then.

we just went to the bar and drank all. day and then flew to Reno to go to Tahoe. and just seeing the few stunning. conversation fans at the airport on the. plane seeing him in his son he didn't. take it off he didn't change it was like. seeing Clark Kent trash to Superman I. just seeing Caleb caught a drug roaming. down the aisle it is something. conversation full outfit it was so funny. you're seeing the Beatles reactions. is there just some days he just did it. give a [ __ ] it that was one of the days. it was great it is kind of weird like. being like a talking head in a way like. which all of us kind of are a lot of us.

kind of are on uh social media because. that's kind of what you see and then. people see you in real life and they. people always comment on I thought you. were smaller I thought you were taller I. thought you you know we're in a. wheelchair like people always have like. different. you know they they never get to it's the. first time they've ever seen you you. know or they're like what do you do when. you interviewing someone here and you're. like I'm at Aunt Anne's yes I'm having a. I'm not you know there's nobody you know. I'm just relaxed my main ones I just get. it's always worse Caleb yeah I got a lot.

of words Caleb yeah which I I now I just. say he's like he's over there he's gonna. drink the other bar he'll just stays. here and uh and then my other show I do. I interview only fans models so I pretty. much 99 of the questions I get now and. I'm out of bars between me and you yeah. you [ __ ] those chicks right Presley. or puss I like president. well and uh yeah we don't even say it we. don't even say uh. hear how I pointed to you you said all. right we don't even say. [ __ ] on here that much yeah I'm sorry.

it's okay. um so get it so let's get through. because yeah I know you have a show now. that is very sexually involved it's very. it's it's in the sexual world right yes. it's in the industry it's in the end as. the folks say in the industry so I want. to see how do we get there so what has. sex been like in your life up to this. point you're in college you're not. really digging it uh then you get the. job at Barstool where does sex kind of. play and have you been watching. pornography growing up have you been. like um were you exposed to some type of.

violent you know drawings of people. [ __ ] what happened. um you know I've always I've always been. a horny guy I'd say like one of my. favorite stories my mom always tells she. tells everybody that she tells everybody. that growing up she'd always just tell. the story that she fell asleep one day. when I was about three four years old we. watched Titanic she woke up and I was. just. rewinding that scene that's what she. always says wow I don't remember it. because I was three or four years old. but she always says it and I I don't. think she's a lion lady.

grown woman watches that with a. four-year-old seriously I think she just. wanted to watch the [ __ ] Jack and. Rose fight over that door but I mean I. was there for it I just I was just. attracted to it like there's a photo I. have of me I gotta send to you guys you. want to put up here when you put it out. it's like there's just a picture of me. in Vegas when I'm maybe 10 years old and. there's just a big pair of [ __ ]. like ceramic tits behind me wearing like. a fat Tony's yacht shirt I've just. always enjoyed it I've my dad's caught. me going through the Playboys in the. Attic before yeah yeah I mean those are. all those not only are those awesome.

just because there's like full bushes. and. naked women in there just seeing the ads. and all Playboys are awesome yeah it's. cool it's not like it's always a guy. smoking or something yeah it's a nice. drawing of a car in the background it's. never like that it's all cigarette ads. yeah it is all cigarette ads yeah it's. just hits It's just cigarette ads and. then like here's here's our interview. with Rising Steve Jobs and one of them I. have yeah it's really really cool the. ads are awesome but um yeah and then I. think the show just led me to um. I've never been absurdly into porn but.

now if you're climbing up a ladder now. here's so you went up into the attic to. look at it yes sir so there is something. now because I used to bike about five. miles right I'd go to my friend's house. and his daddy had a little bit of. pornography hidden in the uh in the. toilet in the bathroom. so I'd get in there and I'd lock myself. in there and I'd be in there for like 40. minutes on a Sunday morning at their. house and it was like going to church. yeah the only person taking like a 40. minute [ __ ] at that point was somebody. who had like Ebola or somebody who had.

like you know some disease you got in. the war Taco Bell yeah yeah something. heavy yeah. so I was you know at some point they. knew I was in there jerking off you know. um but I I noticed at that point looking. back I would bike five miles on a Sunday. morning to masturbate at someone's house. and I didn't know that well I think. that's well worth it honestly I mean I. grew up in an age luckily enough for we. didn't always have the internet like if. we had our phones I think the first time. I jerked the first time I came I didn't. even think I jerked off I think it just.

happened naturally oh wow I always. remember which kind of sucks there. wasn't even a face involved it was um. remember that movie sex drive let's pull. it out it was the unrated movie sex. drive and the actress at the end was. Katrina Bowden wonderful actress but she. didn't go topless in the movies so they. literally panned down to like a decoy. pair of tits and that's the first thing. they ever came to she came with fake. tits I came to just always an unless. they're real just not even contreed. about it so it was just an unnamed pair. of tits I don't know who the first tit I.

came to was if if you look on the IMDB. of the movie will it let you know maybe. I've never done it doubt I might look at. that later yeah because there was they. like show her face and then she takes. her top off and it's a unknown pair of. tits sex drive great movie though Zach. can look that oh you know who's in there. my uh Seth Green is in it yep and also. Clark Duke who I love yes very funny. dude. um Zach can look that up in the. background and see if those tits if he's. yeah it should be Katrina bad in his. tits in the unrated version yeah that.

was always a fun thing the unrated. versions yeah it was something that came. out you know I remember looking uh I. remember being. um. finding some pornography and liquor at. the same time and I was drinking and. looking at it and I didn't know what was. going on and I was on the top of a. shelving unit and then uh ejaculated and. uh. fell down to the ground just blacked out. it was just overdrive very worst things. to happen honestly it was overdrive that. sounds awesome God it was good that. sounds like a home run but then there's.

something after that where it's like. everything kind of changes you know you. just feel like some you know. then you start to just abuse yourself. first to get semen out of you yeah yeah. I mean I'm not gonna sit here and say. and sugar coated there when once I. figured out what was happening there. it happens a lot like like a goddamn. professional ball player good it's the. best then iPhones. iPods infinite. infinite I could only imagine like you. were saying growing up you and me too I.

was looking at the magazines mine. probably I would say my main source of. tits though growing up was like unrated. American Pie movies yeah I would say you. ever see American Pipe big house. a lot of tits that I would I would. venture to Guess that has the most. topless. um women in a movie ever. it's an astonishing amount of tits in. this movie astonishing. I've seen this more times than I've seen. farscope yeah. you think you've been to church more or. seen this more.

dude I don't go to church that often. but you had to go growing up we would go. occasionally we would go occasionally I. would maybe go every maybe a few times a. year maybe 10 times a year. but I really haven't gone. depends actually Mike high school we. would go to church for school but it. would be in the basketball court yeah. and the pastor would come in is going to. church I don't know we had assembly. sometime we had this beautiful. um Miss McManus I think she was our. principal there I don't know or she.

could have just been like a real angry. lesbian that was at the school I didn't. you know you didn't know sometimes you. know. and um. but she they would always have that. assembly you know and it was like we're. having an assembly you know and it would. be like. and it was always like kids were. urinating on the they had like the spec. the heaters in the like the old heaters. it was an old building from like the. 1930s that we all went to middle school. in and they had people were pissing on. the heaters and it would steam up the.

whole bathroom. so then people would play like ghost. baby and stuff like that and things like. you know and uh Planet of the Apes all. that [ __ ] in the bathroom because it was. all just piss steam you know oh dude so. she had to have a meeting and say no. more pissing on the things you know and. um it was crazy telling children that. because kids were in there just and. that'll make probably want to make them. do it more sounds like a lose lose for. everybody though the second you heard. about it if you were doing it you're. like we gotta get the fighter fight yeah.

yeah and we had a janitor this dude Mr. Larry and he would piss over you into. the [ __ ] urine while you're in there. he was like the BJ Armstrong a piss yeah. this guy was it was Unreal bro how he. could [ __ ] hit it every time right. over your body like you could literally. look up and see it going over you like. the um what's that thing in St Louis the. uh golden arch the golden arch yes sir. so you were under this madness he was. peeing out he would be from behind you. feels like a secret there's like a yeah. he was like a [ __ ] Savant or whatever.

you know giant no he wasn't a giant I. mean he was a giant to us we were in. fifth and sixth grade but he was. probably I bet five nine interesting. black though so we had that you know. yeah yeah he had that damn well endowed. so get us so all right so you're. cruising through life. you're at now did you finally did you. get to sex before you got to. uh Barstool I did not wow I'll tell you. that I'll I'll say it I don't mind I. mean yeah look I mean I'm doing fine now.

so I don't really mind talking about it. yeah look I mean I wouldn't I always I. wouldn't say I'm like I wouldn't say I. was popular per se like my friends were. like no like normal kids they always had. fun looking like I said still best. friends at all no more great guys but um. yeah never never dabbled in yeah it's. all right and so were you nervous that I. mean dude I remember I mean. uh yeah I was it was always so. nerve-wracking I mean were you nervous. when you got in when you when you did. you know it was gonna happen was it like. a. all right this is it it's a girl I'm.

dating this is a big night or was it. just kind of like here it goes it was a. girl I was talking to for a little bit. and we had done stuff before that we. hadn't done the the whole nine yeah I. think it was going on to a good concert. so. um what concert you remember. people are gonna uh it was Billy Joel. and he's my favorite artist ever. actually so that's another that's a nice. uh bro if you could make up to a woman. after Billy Joel. what's better than that nothing. literally nothing that's really good. yeah it was a Billy Joel con it sounds.

rare I feel like dude yeah I'm in the. 80s yeah. all right Lobby it was it's a cool story. it was like Billy Billy Joel concert it. was beautiful I mean what I actually. never said that so it was a Billy Joel. concert everyone a lot of people if you. if you know me remotely you don't I love. Billy Joel so yeah who doesn't maybe now. people maybe not people know why. ah seeds from an inside restaurant and. some sex it's a good Duo and do you go. back home did you go to a hotel or motel. no it was at her apartment yeah God now.

you're venturing in enemy territory I'm. wondering was it more fun to have sex on. home turf or on a way Turf I'm an away. game guy I love away games I love away. games I mean me and Caleb also travel a. lot that's a good point uh I'm a big fan. of away games I mean I I love sex but I. just I enjoy like I've said this many. times on only stands like I just enjoy I. enjoy the chase of it a lot so I love. doing the away game stuff yeah and and. I'm not gonna lie to you every time I go. to bars at home. I don't get like the same Vibe with.

women I just don't talk to women the. same I don't know why. I feel like they they like me less. there's something about an away game. this is the Lord of an away game well. yeah. they can get you at the local store. because you're there 100 but when you're. just passing through town when you're. like you're a. um you're a commodity you're you know. you're like when the train would come. through and head like uh rib eyes on it. you know and you got a bunch of Brothers. just beating the [ __ ] out of each other. trying to get to a real because you you. know but if you grow up right next to.

rib eye factory plus right next to Peter. lugers it's not gonna be the same so. yeah I mean definitely the way game guy. there's no doubt about it. you make love to the woman when you. leave there. this was it did this things feel. different I'm trying to take myself back. to them it felt pretty damn good I. really remember actually I actually got. a text from my buddy that said his. manager at one of his uh at the firm he. works for in the city just said I saw. Glennie walking down the street looking. absolutely disheveled. and I said yeah yeah that's what it says.

dude makes absolute sense. put two or two together did you tell. your mom after no. I did not. I don't even know if I told my friends. honestly. this is the way they're gonna find out. it's just interesting and I'm trying to. remember who I told you I also didn't. tell her so this might be the way she. finds out too if she watches this that's. beautiful man. which might be embarrassing so I haven't. talked to her in a while which would be. awkward but whatever. dude I made love behind a Tiffany Lane. by they used to have a bowling alley in.

our town called Tiffany lanes over there. was that out uh Outdoors it was Outdoors. out back wow I'm just still never done. the whole public sex type of thing it. was it was it was it was you know I. almost always so I've always had so like. it's gotten better now but I had so much. pressure like in interacting with women. yes sir that it's like a lot of like. nerves going on oh 100 and imagine. you're like imagine somebody's. electrocuting you and you still have to. play Jenga you know yeah that's kind of. how it is I think if you're really.

nervous and trying to do it get her get. a good erection yeah I mean there's no. two ways about it too I'll be the first. two minutes like I just said it. accomplishes a lot of like as I guess. I've grown more at work I've been. confidence is risen and now it's fine. yeah but a while ago was like it was I. totally get it it's [ __ ] scary sex is. girls are scary especially in Europe. once again I'm no Tom Hanks I'm trying. to say Tom Hanks I'm no Tom Cruise yeah. like it's it's an intimidating thing for. the fellas I'm no [ __ ] Lonnie Hanks. you know I know. you're in shape though the In-Shape guys.

got it easy all you got to do is be in. shape but also here's one issue thicker. guys think that just a guy is in shape. like dude yeah that's true to me you. have a six-pack. in my in my world you might as well be. Fabio. oh that's hilarious man yeah dude. there's just I mean it well it's. interesting once sex is introduced to. and I'm talking a lot about sex today. because I want to eventually we're gonna. talk about your show yes and um and sex. is a driving force and a lot of young.

men's lives you know I think about that. it shapes kind of like once you start to. learn about sex it's interesting because. then your interests like some of them. start to disappear a little bit or. dissipate because that takes up like 50. percent of the brain you're a preacher. of The Choir God I cannot tell you I. remember I remember before I lost said. virginity I would grab my friends and. they would always be like trying to give. up girls and I would just tell them. dudes like let's just hang out at the. bar talk a little bit. now I kind of get it yeah yeah.

yeah dude because but then also you're. like how's this weiner gonna fit in the. vagina like there's so many little. things if you don't have a role model to. tell you about sex you know yeah did. your dad tell you anything about sex not. really no kind of just kind of swung it. yeah. oh man I mean I I you learn from the. streets otherwise you learn from the. sandwich Shoppers you know I'm saying. you learn from this you know the subway. you learn from the you know if we don't. learn from a parent or something yeah we. had to so your dad didn't learn you no I.

kind of just want I gotta just won it. and Wang it I thought I was I don't I. don't know if she knew or not I don't. think she did so I think that means I. passed the test kind of let's get called. I didn't get it is this your first time. yeah it's actually the the first night I. when I was with her I May went down. downtown and she said that she was like. oh you're [ __ ] good at this I said. wow you know I appreciate that it's one. of my first few times that's cool man. yeah. yeah it's also nerve-wracking row back. then I you know we had some calls a. while back about.

if it would be better if family if uh in. some tribes you know there's tribes in. Africa there's tribes in. Europe where they a older sibling or a. father teaches the child how to. masturbate really. because then you're learning it you're. learning sex from like a it's part of a. familial thing it's not as like this. taboo thing that like you know you know. uh Little Richard shows you in the woods. one day you know and he's you know.

coming on a lizard or whatever and a. masturbation you need to be taught I. kind of just thought it was pretty. primal. but I think you if you have a sibling. that teaches you and takes you through. it or you have a parent that takes you. through it then some I guess there's. some cultures were to believe that. that's the way to do it you know we've. had a lot of callers call in and say. yeah my brother taught me how to do it. sir which is interesting it would be I'm. sure I think I would have been nice to. have a guide but trust me I I didn't. need one I figured out how to jerk off. yeah yeah it was it was that first. summer was a it was a tough one would.

you do any cool tricks with your hands. to make it different when you would. masturbate everything no I mean my left. arm sucks dude I can't really I don't. think I could jerk off with this thing. if I tried oh wow I'm a very right hand. dominant like even growing up playing. baseball sometimes not that I'm a. [ __ ] Babe Ruth but growing up playing. baseball until I was like 14 like I'm a. lefty and that's because you're swinging. this way your right hand is coming. through pulling the bat around I don't. know how right he's follow through with. her left arm my left arm is so dead I. don't know why but this thing is trash. yeah am I like if I had to lose this.

limb I wouldn't even mind really I'd do. nothing with this don't jerk off with it. don't eat with it I do nothing with it. God yeah so I'm very right hand. dominance I'm really just focusing on. the right hand jerk off but don't you. ever it's almost like sometimes when you. want to like I'll use like my language. learning app or something it's like no. they'll do the same thing I'll mess with. my left hand it's like I just want to. like give my you know. you know to try to be not like artsy but. to try to like you know. learn a new language I guess or switch. up a category. on pornography on the I'm in the realm.

in the industry oh yeah. so well that kind of brings us to where. we are now so you do. um you have a show called only stands. yes sir only stands so are you kind of. like a male. you consider yourself like a like a kind. of a like a male do you consider. yourself like a male sex symbol or like. a journalist no it's funny because I. would never consider myself a sex symbol. ever because I'm not a sex symbol in the. slightest it'll be cool to be considered. a sectionable though I feel like you are. though I feel like you're because I.

think of you or I see you now yeah I. mean I know some of your world and and I. know that you love sports you work in. Barstool Sports I know you're involved. in that universe but now I see you. around you know sexy women and you guys. are you know talking about sex yeah it's. been fun I mean I definitely consider. myself a journalist I'm I'm a one of the. only few only fans journalists in the. world try to try to keep the the. journalist interviewee. relationship fine and they always say. I'm a journalist so I I enjoy it it's so.

much fun I mean I love beautiful women I. love talking to beautiful women I think. they're very fun to talk to and the way. that most only fans Queens are they like. a lot of podcasts I don't know even if I. do podcasts it's where they get to just. talk about random things I try to just. talk about random things and fun things. as much as possible yeah yeah and then. obviously there's a lot of sex talk. because it's fun to just read off hey. just had a 10 guy blow bang. right you had Whitney on. how windy on recently she was amazing I. loved her she was so cool she was so.

funny she's amazing she gave me a b. costume one night what's that mean I. think I don't know. she. I was at the comedy store and she gave. me a beekeeper's uniform oh really for. no reason interesting do you still have. it yeah still in my truck in my truck I. don't know so I gotta give her a buzz. and check on her but um yeah she was. great she was like the first time I was. really like Star Struck by somebody I've. been watching roasts since I was 15 so I. was very cool oh yeah but yeah yeah. super cool that's when it comes on and.

that's talking oven roast so yeah dude. sorry. Angelo Angela White it was great we just. had her on she was amazing and now. Angela White tell me about her so you. interview a lot of women that do only. fans right so now that only fans has. kind of took over the Indian industry. since covid covert had a huge up climb. because everyone was inside so you just. did only fans so now all the porn stars. do only fans as well and Angela White is. like. the [ __ ] Ken Griffey Jr porn oh.

really she's amazing and um so she's on. her own only fan so we had her on and. she was just I got drinks with her on. Sunday she is just the nicest one of my. the most interesting humans I met in my. life she's amazing yeah like an amazing. she the nicest person I've ever met like. we had Whitney on we had Winnie on and. we talked about uh how Angela White did. a Two Broke Girls porn parody and Woody. made two bro girls so we watched the. clip of Angela White and then like made. that into a clip for the show and when.

he texted me I said a glimp [ __ ] that's. so funny but we got to get some of the. clips of the show in there and within a. second I texted Angela White she. immediately responded back talked to the. producer talked to the director got it. all done in 10 minutes wow she's just a. she's a she's an angel Angela White is. an angel. you know it is interesting a lot of like. uh a lot of strippers and uh uh. pornograph pornography women yes sir and. Men maybe two I don't know I don't ever. look at. you know I'm kind of I don't look at the. wiener when I look at pornography ooh I.

do really like I enjoy a good [ __ ]. porn and you look at the wiener or you. look at the mouth. I think I look at the mouth going up and. down and the wieners there yeah but I. know if you don't want to see the wind. or your brain won't see you yeah I. definitely see it I definitely see it I. enjoy [ __ ] porn I mean there but. there's there's a lot of there's a lot. of different porns out there my personal. favorite is bachelorette party porn oh. yeah yeah you ever watched dancing bear. do dense Bears is company I don't know. what I don't know if they're even still. in business but um it'll just be these. 25 horny housewives on a bachelorette.

party the dancing bear rolls and it's a. male stripper with a huge bear mask on I. need to roam us around they'll blow oh. wow yeah I don't know why I think the. idea of a housewife doing that is kind. of erotic to me that's why I like the. door it's like the new age door-to-door. salesman kind of kind of yeah and then. there's her being intrigued by that. really blowman kind of oh really blow. what a [ __ ] Pawn that is is that. Death of a Salesman. I think it was huh yeah so now when you. but now tell me this so how does that. start to influence your sex world. because look I try to stay out for.

pornography right I respect it I've seen. it all. I know what they're doing. I. but my problem is I start to then think. of sex only in like the frames and the. things you see on pornography right yeah. so it's like I'll think of like and I. notice this even like with a lot of. women now it's like you hook up and it's. just like little thing it's almost like. you just go through these vignettes that. are on pornography doesn't even feel. like a lot about like physical touch. anymore 100 and a lot of guests have.

said that that porn makes people. delusional about how sex actually is not. every time you're having sex as a girl. going to be screaming at the top of her. lungs that's just not gonna happen yeah. so they always say stuff like that but. me oh a lot of times if you're having. sex or girls don't even be screaming at. the top of a low murmur or saying. anything talking like this oh dude yeah. oh I'm the side dude during sex I am the. silence dude I know I was saying that. too on an episode a few minutes ago some. girls were talking about what what you. should do when you're getting like head. or something I don't really I don't say. anything I say yeah sometimes or.

something yeah someone one of the girls. was saying like um just be like oh. you're you're a good little [ __ ] Pat her. head I'm like I'm not [ __ ] saying. that [ __ ] dude. it's crazy it's crazy so I I just like. to stay quiet yeah I think I would yeah. I would say yeah. um. I would say oh we gotta get out of here. sometimes I'll say stuff like that I. think I A lot of times feel like. something about to get caught. so and I think that comes from having. had sex outdoors I think that comes from. you know I Gotta Be You know I got bj'd.

be Hannah. um thin tree when I was young so people. could see the sides but not the actual. yeah it wasn't a redwood so it was Tiny. oh yeah I mean it was um so you were. doing some public sex dude just the way. it happened you know I know I didn't. have a place where somebody really could. come over to my place and uh a lot of. poor people you know the early sex is. outdoors interesting but yeah I totally. get I think I'm sure a lot of people. there's many many many outdoor videos on.

only fans people definitely enjoy the. thrill of being outdoor I guess and I. guess viewers enjoy the thrill of is. this person gonna get caught that's a. huge thing have you seen the compilation. of bee stings during outdoor porn I have. not but maybe that's a correlation of. why when he comes he's got you a d. costume. full circle I love that. um. so has that effect but is that hard. though because if you're a guy who grew. up with not a ton of sex right or you. know because a lot which is most guys. yeah you know I mean I had one sex.

person uh two sex persons women's until. High uh college right yeah if you had a. bunch and if you had a lot of sex in. high school you're a [ __ ] oh you're. gross bro you're a rapist douche I think. right like if you had a lot of sex in. high school dude you're a loser yeah. dude if you got chicks in high school. dork yeah you're a sick [ __ ] homie [ __ ]. off uh yeah no the show it's not that. doesn't make it that different for me. honestly if anything it's it's I've. noticed that girl normal girls think I'm.

like [ __ ] every guest they say you. have all these hot women on your show. and I'm like we're just doing a podcast. like that's really it at the end of the. day but I've had just a you know I've. had women here and when they I don't you. know I've had women anytime a woman's. around a lot of times you don't want. them to leave you know it's like you get. attracted to women is it hard to. separate work you know oh yeah. it depends honestly it depends on the. girl like there's definitely girls I've. had on my show that that we clearly Vibe. a little bit and there's some that I.

haven't and maybe some of them will get. dinner afterwards like managed to like. at dinner that night a few gun drinks. but afterwards but like nothing crazy. can you legally make love to the world. or can you legally date them is that. even a legal thing I guess you could I. don't see why not I mean I I haven't. wouldn't I think either way it would be. it would be unprofessional yeah if I. said maybe did it that night of the. podcast which I never have but I think I. think that would be that would be a. towing a line. I would say maybe if let's say I did a. podcast and one of them lived in LA in.

the next month I was in LA and she was. like oh let's get drinks I would say and. then if we we five once again never. happened once again if that happened I. guess that would be okay right yeah. that's two consenting adults yeah. yeah so I'm not and watching some of you. watch this stuff like do you have to. watch porn to prepare for your guests. then like that has to be sometimes. because so a lot of most of my guests. there's like porn girls and only fans. girls the only most of them are only. fans girls so not all of them do porn. that's a good point and that's not all. the people sorry there's a lot that.

there's a lot that are just some some. don't even post like their boobs some. Lily don't even post boobs and make. astronomical amount of money so my guess. vary from porn full-blown porn stars. like Angela White two girls that. literally don't even posts their boobs. to Whitney Comics who does comedy only. fans so it's it's whatever but I mean if. that thing has got them freaking hammers. on her boy yeah respond respect but um. she got them [ __ ] time baby because. actually she said it she knows it but um. yeah so really just depends depends on. the guest I'll definitely I'll.

definitely tune in I gotta subscribe for. science for research the day of but. they're doing everything they come in. like how do you even I don't jerk off. every time I look at it you know. but it's so hard not to they the. algorithm is set where you're gonna. skeet at the end buddy that's true but. then again it's also it depends on what. they're posting on their only fans not. everybody's posting the the that's the. peak the peak of what you want to see. what's your only fans bill every month. um. I think I subscribed to like 28 accounts. but obviously a lot of them are free so.

a lot of girls do free accounts and then. they'll charge in the DMS for a whole. bunch of money for the nudity or whatnot. so I don't know like I buy everything in. the DMs I would say the bill a month. maybe 100 200 bucks it really then not. many girls do too many. um. high prices a lot of free. and then I really and I don't buy much. content from my guests I literally just. look at it it sounds stupid but. journalist I'll just look at like when. you subscribe to them the DM that comes. up. what they're offering how much they're. offering stuff for I've also found like.

a great way to prepare for the guests to. go through their Twitters like they're. just they always treat fun stuff Tick. Tock stuff yeah a lot of dating. questions like talk about dating but um. no actually the important itself I don't. watch too much of the porn. I also I also do that work because I. can't watch too much porn at work but. then against work but it does there's. something that if you're watching porn. at work there's something that feels. like you are. not doing well would you agree with that. yeah if you're if you're tuned into if.

you're tuned into uh if you're on. xhamster at the job site it's probably. not the best you never want to log into. xHamster from nine to five yeah but yeah. I mean hey it happens there there's. there's some porn girls with some only. fans girls and and honestly they're all. great I'm a mess of fan of all. interesting man so you so you're able to. separate the work and the sex a hundred. percent like a big thing too is uh like. the first episode we did we had this. girl Genie aximon and she offered me to. be you know only fans video with her. that's what I saw you and Caleb talking. about when Caleb was in here last time.

she offered for me to be in an only fans. video with her meeting me and her having. sex. and I don't know just doesn't need to. consider it no I said no instantly I. just I don't really see the I really. first off I told my mom I want to make a. sex tape ever which I'll Oblige by okay. and number two I like I said earlier I. really don't have a. I want to do a Chase if you're just. offering me sex I'm not interested kind. of I want I want to be able to. get it properly I like the whole idea of. that so there's some romantic there's.

your romantic kind of in a way I would. say so yeah I want to know I could charm. a lady yeah like there's there's times. I'll be out of the book like there's. times I've been at a bar obviously. I'll do whatever and whatever but when. you're at a bar and a girl just says yes. to hey you want to go back. that's just as good right that's just as. good okay so sometimes that that'll buy. that a block that'll oblige it that'll. oblige the it yeah just follow him do. they go she said yes we're good here she. said yes I'm happy I'm happy with it. right I should yeah but on a regular but. if you have your wits about you and you.

haven't drank in a day or two and you're. thinking of yourself you know I'd like. to meet a woman I'd like to you know be. a man of stature kind of to quote John. Mulaney yeah I do I just love talking to. women yeah I love women well now see I. do you think it's increased your ability. to speak to women on the regular or do. you think it you still kind of. compartmentalize it in one in the other. like your show and then meeting a woman. in the wild I do think I've always I. think I've always been good at talking. to women. but I think it was more of in a in a.

friend zone Type of Way definitely in a. frenzel type way now I think I talk to. women and at least they like look at me. as remotely some sort of a sexual object. which is nice but I would I would say. that I was actually watching a Chris. Rock uh stand up um not even stand if he. was on Fallon I think like last week. actually and he was saying he was trying. to get with Rihanna once he got single. and Rihanna didn't even look at him as a. sexual lodger she like Uncle lies to him. he said yeah that's almost how I kind of. felt like it was back in the day now I. feel like at least.

I'm not being I'm being sexualized okay. so now you at least you have some. sexuality yeah I think I gotta I got a. fighting chance I got I was going to. battle without a sword now I at least. have a sword right. which I'll take right you were never. Babe Ruth but now you're at least Ruth. yeah or Baby Ruth anybody I'll just be. I'll be a solid 250 hitter 20 home runs. a year 80 RBIs I'm happy with that yeah. I don't need to be Babe Ruth but now I'm. performing with the battle I at least. got a sword I got a hammer I got. something with me right. Interesting Man yeah I just kind of been.

curious what that world's like um it's a. fun world yeah I'm sure well look I mean. you get to talk to women we get excited. when we get women in here yeah then then. really they're all very very cool. they're cool chicks yeah I have some. close friends uh that are uh only fans. or do only fans. um it's kind of become a way that. women. uh. can take the you know control of the. sexual industry if they're involved in. any form of the sexual industry or even.

just like an artistic element of sex. yeah it doesn't even honestly it doesn't. need to be sex I know girls who do the. cooking content on there right right I. guess sexualized something 100 and then. if you're a good looking chick like. there's just so many that just makes so. much money and like I said really don't. even post nudity now what about world. what suggestions do you have say that. there's women that don't that don't. think of themselves as sexy women right. they don't think of themselves they see. like a you know like one of these blonde. kind of uh.

Hermione Granger or whatever and you. know in a two-piece or whatever and. they're like I can't be that right how. do they create and only fans that could. be marketable well that's what a lot of. people say I mean they're only from the. one of the beautiful things about only. fans is so many girls there's a market. for everything I've learned yeah. literally a market for everything so if. you're not feeling maybe like a maybe. like Bo Derek they're still probably. guys that are in the market for what for. what you're selling yeah and that's just.

completely a fact I mean one of my. favorite questions to ask every guest. they'll ever guess this is what is your. most interesting odd subscriber request. you've come across from your subscribers. and they all say the most ridiculous. things there's there's people out there. that will like you for you no matter. what there's there's a category for. everybody I think and that that's I've. learned that yes do you think it's. healthy for women to do only fans do you. have do you ever do you gain any thought. on it by getting to meet a lot of these. ladies and uh uh have you what do you. think about that I think it's it's an.

interesting it's interesting and it. depends on the way they think about. themselves kind of like if there's uh. there's a lot of girls that will. complain to me but I can't find a. boyfriend because they're doing only. fans or something. and I'll I'll tell them all the time. like I say this all the time there was a. point in in my career at Barstool where. so many comments about me were like very. very mean and like I just thought to. myself I'm not gonna like I'm just gonna. stop reading them because I I don't I. don't mean this to sound the wrong way. but I think like. probably if there's like some guy and.

these are also people that are. commenting super muted about me on. Twitter so that guy probably is more mad. at himself I guess he doesn't like. himself and he's just deflecting that. onto me to be mean to me so I I'm. telling the girls that I'm I always tell. them even off camera I'm telling them if. someone is being mean to you calling you. let's say a [ __ ] about for being an. only fans they're probably just jealous. that they can't do what you do that they. don't yeah have that opportunity to do. what you do because let me tell you the. the money they make and what they do. it's it's unbelievable only fans it's a. crazy platform and if you and anyone. that would make fun of them for doing.

that I just think is crazy it's crazy. they're they're Geniuses I often say. they're Geniuses and they're literally. geniuses. well I mean it's like yeah people will. call you a [ __ ] they will call you a. fat they will call you a. piss baby or whatever. but a lot of that is on them I've never. I've often said this I've never. wanted to talk [ __ ] about somebody that. I didn't care about if that makes sense. that you yeah you didn't have some like.

you know there wasn't some ink Intrigue. yes if there's like I'll I'll often see. like maybe maybe a douchey looking dude. with a really hot girlfriend he's tatted. up but oh my God this [ __ ] guy yeah. like the only fans girls is one thing I. say they love to [ __ ] the ink guys the. only fans uptick is huge for the tattoo. Community really they're all banging. tattooed guys wow yeah it's crazy what. is that you think a lot of tattooed guys. dude you'd be shocked and I'll say this. a tattooed girl.

pasty skin you know what I'm saying that. Boo Radley skin you're out on a girl's. on tattoo lady you're out on a girl. tattoo like a full sleeve you don't find. it attractive oh yeah yeah I do I mean I. like that you know if there's a pasty. like like uh. you know some girl who's just like oh. dang I'm. oh you know [ __ ] I'm ready yeah they're. they're intimidating gals but the dudes. they the girls love tattooed guys every. guy they're [ __ ] is they got they're. basically their dick is tattooed we can.

also tattoo crazy stuff around your. wiener that makes it seem awesome you. could tattoo like a large dick you know. four inches ahead you know like like. like uh you know stop you know turn. around here for more dude have you ever. seen the show Gigolos by any chance on. Showtime oh it's fantastic it's great. television it was like a live it was. basically a I think a fake reality show. that was on Showtime I found it after. Dark One Night in high school and just. these four Gigolos hanging out in Vegas. and [ __ ] chicks doing their job. one of the guys on that show Nick Hawk.

he had a tattoo where he was basically. almost like Venom from the Spider-Man. movies was taking over half his body so. like all this was tattooed just black. like if anyone's taking over him and it. went all the way down the tip of his. dick like a little your shaft was. tattooed. full shaft wow yeah. you know a lot of men that are secretly. gay will ask their wife to get like. um. um butt cheeks tattooed around their. vagina really yeah.

I guess I guess it kind of makes sense. you know yeah a vagina tattoo sounds. pretty rough though this one was worse. than dick tattoo addicted to it over a. fact you got to stay hard for or they'll. have them write like this as a bud and. like point at it or something you know. anyway I'm just it's not down there it's. up there yeah it's just interesting. um what are some like moments like. working with like as a sidekick with. Caleb what has it been like has there. been some unique moments like he told us. about a time when you guys got to hang. out with Aaron Rodgers all day. um because yeah we only see that.

oh that's you guys yeah that's my phone. background. wow dude I mean like I can't I've. watched that clip bunch of times from. the show but like Caleb said he he was. just the coolest the coolest person I've. probably ever come in contact with he. was amazing and he was as Caleb said he. was like old school cool it almost felt. like you were hanging out with Frank. Sinatra he just had that Vibe about him. and he was just the coolest guy and just. amazing we hung out with him drank for. hours and could not have been nicer and.

just he was a joy but yeah we've had. some weird some weird ones I mean in the. last year I would say the two craziest. things that we've done thanks to Caleb. and your Sunday conversation I guess I. [ __ ] sang Rockstar with Nickelback on. stage that was sick and then I want to. be a rock star and um yeah no I mean the. biggest one which like I still don't. even let my brain think about it is. [ __ ] I'm gonna Drew Bible on Sunday. conversation and kissed you by more oh. that's right you did huh [ __ ] Drew. Barrymore did they make you do anything. before like did they test your mouth did. they swab you did they like Frisk your.

jowls or whatever for anything so Drew. walked in and I'm I've always been a. massive Drew Barrymore fan probably my. favorite actor so I'm obsessed with you. about anymore oh yeah she's like my hot. Macaulay culin me and my mom have been. watching Wedding Singer together since I. was a baby I love to buy more yeah just. hearing her voice first it was I Heard a. Voice I was so Starstruck and then. Kaylen so Caleb hands me this thing he. says we wrote a quick script at the end. we're gonna talk to Drew about it she. walks in you say Okay Drew you and Glenn. you're gonna do a quick skit at the end. you're gonna pretend you guys are at a. restaurant in Australia because I was.

dressing an Australian man and then. saying um Drew says oh no I don't want. to eat what I want is you. and then it's like go in for a kiss and. we obviously tell her before you don't. have you guys don't have to kiss but. just like get up and like pretend to go. in for a kiss but do whatever you want. then we're doing it this part got cut. we're shooting the whole time and the. whole time sitting there saying what's. going to happen what's gonna happen here. and before I forgot what Caleb Esther. but she was basically saying in her. acting career she's never wanted to fake. things and then I'm telling myself does.

this mean this has been Drew Barrymore's. about to kiss me right now. and the way she was talking she kept. saying I should never fakes things in. acting. and we started reading it and as you see. there she got up out of her chair and. then came up and sat still like right in. front of me and then said in the line. then she went in for a kiss and then we. kissed and I just said to myself as. though I just [ __ ] kissed Drew. Barrymore that's. otherworldly true Barrymore's that's. your prayers Moors upper echelons. [ __ ] Drew Barrymore dude and then we. [ __ ] Caleb told her well not not that. we just did this for fun we had to we.

had as you see in the clip too we had to. get a shot of us both going in directly. so we had to get the cameras closer so. we did we had to shoot again and she did. it again oh my God I kissed her twice. now the second time you have to feel. like you're in like a little. relationship I did I said to myself am I. about to go to dinner would you rather. more am I about am I about to date Drew. Barrymore I would be so down Daydream. Barrymore like so so down with AJ. Barrymore. oh man and I know I was pretty excited. when she posted on Instagram I think she. posted that clip and she could tagged me. before Caleb no big deal she seems.

really cool she seems like she's gotten. into the uh. like the podcast social media space like. she gets it you know yeah I think. there's some people that are like. getting real like really late to the. train of like being okay with doing. social media she was so nice and I I. will say which is kind of shocking now. we've never really had a mean guest per. se I think as the guests get bigger and. bigger I'm noticing there's a reason why. they get why they're so big and I think. it's because they're just like good. people and everyone is just so nice. there's really no one that's me not that.

it won't be me but like they're all just. exceedingly nice like overbearingly nice. she was amazing like Drake was so nice. to us Rogers was so nice to us yeah he. told us about that what about. um who was one that you didn't get to. spend time with. so there's a there's a difference. between a lot of them will be well like. Caleb said on when he was on here like. well they'll book it our book of people. will book it and then they'll just be in. and out like Ice Cube walked in walked. out. um. Kodak Black walked in and walked out. then people we've hung out with and we.

hung out with. Rogers a lot Drake took us to dinner. um who were some other good ones but you. just broed down with let's see true Drew. left after but I mean it was true she's. allowed to leave Stephen a left after. what are some other good hangs we had. Michael Irvin hung out with us for a. little bit but yeah he seems really. entertaining I would like to see uh Paul. uh um I would like to see on there. um Joey B would be good oh Joe borrow. yeah yeah I think he'd be great I'm my.

current uh dream one I think is probably. Larry David yeah I think Larry Dave. would not only be I got a few guests are. mean to me which is fine I don't really. care I think Larry David would both be. mean to me and Caleb and he would just. kind of take it over which I think would. be hilarious yeah and I think kind of my. other I know he's going sadly going. through some stuff right now but I think. Jamie Foxx would be really funny I think. Jerry Fox would be a great one so though. I guess those are my current white. whales yeah I think uh who else I would. love to have on here is um uh Quaid. Randy Quaid oh I think it'll be amazing.

you guys Dustin Poirier would be great. on your show uh Kayla might try to get. him next year. um Randy Quaid where'd you get that from. he's just like he's just so I I just I. don't know I just wonder about his. journey what he's been up to he's such. like this iconic actor. um and played such an iconic character. in uh National Lampoon I don't know I. think I would just be in would he be. your acting World. um I will. no I'd probably go Julia Roberts first.

respect who doesn't love Julia Roberts. ah dude if I oh if she only knew what I. would love to if I just I just want to. sit on a porch with her somewhere and. watch her read something and watch. something like a sweet tea with her for. some reason I could see her enjoying a. sweet tea I don't think she let me sit. that close to her but that would be fine. I picture a porch I picture a large. porch rocking chairs back and forth like. maybe the distance we're at right now. actually Roberts would be a cool one I I. really I really would say for myself I. think in the actual film Drew Bremer. would have been my pick I I do believe. that I mean obviously like Sandler would.

be cool oh yeah Sandler Channing Tatum I. think would be good. um who else uh but yeah my top right now. is like Larry David Jamie Foxx Sandler. yeah I'll be my top three I met Trump at. the. um ufcs oh yeah this is like the last. week in Miami right yeah how was that it. was interesting man I mean you're like. you know I mean I love being at UFC. right so it's like for me it is. literally it's like being like you ever. been. um.

baptized or whatever yeah. don't recall it but yeah I mean I I feel. like though I've never been to UFC but. just the the vibe of it how they just. have everybody there it just seems like. one big I guess for you obviously just. an interesting VIP party it's a who's. it's almost like uh like the Oscars for. cool guys if that makes sense it feels. like it's the who's who of actually who. has some [ __ ] nuts you know that's. what it feels like a little bit and I'm. not even saying me but it feels like you. know that's the energy that Dana has you.

know yes um. you know I got to talk to him for like. maybe 12 minutes just even talk about. like some work stuff and like uh uh you. know and he's had a lot of great success. in what he was sharing and stuff like. that and so that was really cool how to. work with advertisers some business. stuff but then like. Kid Rock is there he rolls in with Trump. you know we're in like Dana White's. dress green room right and I've been. trying to do some like. um maybe some Social Media stuff with. UFC so it was my first time like doing.

some of that but I get to be backstage. by the fighters you know it's like. you're getting baptized but right when. you come up two dudes are beating the. [ __ ] out of each other right yeah so. it's like that bro and uh yeah there's. just so much going on you turn this way. somebody said because they've you know. their stuff they're going through defeat. and Agony this way somebody's a hero. this way they're you know they somebody. just Flatline this way there's like some. uh of a ring model trying on a new top. this way there's uh Joe burrow in uh the.

boastable yeah Justin was there I think. yeah I saw a punch people there this way. there's. um just some lady that's there that has. the biggest tits ever right and it's. like she has some jack dude he's. literally carrying one of her tits. probably tatted up oh he was so tired of. course he was and she can't even carry. both tits so she's balanced and he's. literally carrying the other. so it just there's so much going on but. then Trump rolled in and um. it was just interesting you know you got. I never met a president before and I'd.

never met Donald Trump before now don't. take us the wrong way but do you did he. know who you were no he didn't his son. know uh knows me Donald Jr and um I. don't know if his other son Eric knew or. not but it was just interesting you know. yeah Mike him and Mike Tyson rolled it. at the same time I'm assuming him he's. going to this event now everybody's. gonna just be there and he's gonna have. to say kind of make it seem like he. knows you no matter who he's talking to. because he where he is everybody is I. guess of notoriety now as a as a person. that gets to go to those things do you. would you say you're more excited going.

into the night to see the fights or to. just spectacle of it oh I think the. fights uh for sure yeah I've never been. to one where you're that close up that. close up that seems like kind of a. once you go there you can't sit can't. sit up high yeah I mean I think I I. would just to see the fights but it. definitely I felt real fortunate you. know uh to go and yeah you're just. seeing these guys and like when they're. putting it on the line you know like I. think in a lot of ways comedians. um strippers.

um. Fighters yes sir you know anybody that. does something that puts themselves out. there they're you're all trying to gain. like to be seen in some way you know. some you're all using something you have. to attract. uh to get acceptance kind of in a way. 100 I mean that's I mean I've never done. setup that's one thing I always tell. myself if I ever go to a comedy club or. my friends send a clip of somebody doing. stand up I will never say anything bad. if bad about anybody in the sound if you.

have the balls to get up there all power. to you yeah I think. all power to you yeah that's how I am. about Fighters I think because it's just. so like I always had a tough time. defending myself when I was a kid and so. you know I didn't feel like I had. protection and [ __ ] so you get to see. these guys who are doing it and then and. find out the different reasons that. they're doing it and it's all to me it's. real fascinating you're gonna do a lot. of fights growing up no. I got into maybe six fights oh you know. that's hot. and uh we had a lot of brothers in the. area too so every now and then a brother.

will flare up out of nowhere you know. and you'll be in a fight but um. but yeah. but it was it was it was interesting and. Trump's just like you're good how are. you doing you're doing good in president. mode yeah you're great you're doing. great your parents are doing good yeah. it was just he's so like yeah he said. you know I was like my dad's been dead. for like 22 years and he's like but. before that he was doing great. like you know what he was he was doing.

great before that but actually I kind of. like I was like you know what I. appreciate that that was worth the price. of admission that was better than any. fight you're gonna see uh but yeah he's. yeah he's just funny but it was fun. though man it was just that was that was. a spectacle and uh yeah just to get to. meet like Joe Bro and then to get to. listen to Dana and get to just be in the. see all the fans it was great. um what else let's get into some news. what do we got Zachy. this is the story we were talking about. earlier there's a teacher in Oregon.

who's uh on leave right now because he. assigned the students in class to write. their sexual fantasy for for a report. did he not check with anybody else. before he did this and you can uh read. it for yourself right here. let me zoom in there you can you read it. yeah for those students who are absent. you'll write a short story or a. paragraph or two stories of sexual. fantasy that will have no penetration of. any kind or oral sex so no way of. passing an ICD you will choose three. items romantic music candles massage oil.

feather or boa flavored syrup to use. your story your story should show that. you can show uh how your go by receiving. love and affection without having sex. I I don't think that's that bad right. it's only worth 10 points it says 10. points for yeah I wonder how much of the. whole semester though but that's not. horrible I mean you know there is no I. guess if you have to say no penetration. oral sex then it's not that great if. you're in school but that sounds kind of.

fun yeah look I think. 40 years ago I could see them doing this. in school this sounds like something. you'd read out of the 70s that happened. you know like when like it was more like. free love I think and it was like you. know tell us a you know write us a soft. core romance novel unless they've been. reading something like this in school I. mean it's interesting because all kids. are thinking about at this age or what a. lot of them were occupied by is sexual. thoughts and energy fact.

100 percent. like you have people there's some kids. you Pat them on the back hard enough and. they will ejaculate. yeah you know and so. you it's like that's just what's going. on in their bodies so I wonder if there. is good ways to do. to create like positive. sexual uh works that you're doing in. school if there is going to be one I. mean I guess it's that there's there's.

no there's no penetration in the world. you could do a romantic a romantic tune. maybe some of the weekend or something. like that that's always fun and then. yeah they mentioned the flavored syrup. the foods maybe they could throw in some. oysters they didn't mention oysters. there they can throw in some oysters. yeah it's not a bad idea just maybe a. home date get some oysters shuck them. yourselves get horny through that throw. on the tunes that could be a paragraph. or two for that class yeah. yeah I think yeah that would be. interesting and now I'll tell you this. everybody's gonna show up to school to. write to re-listen to other peoples.

but is it gonna lead to. people you know uh sending each other. you know some people doing semen on a. piece of paper and folding it up and you. know giving it somewhere you know that. raw shark tank are they going to come. from hearing the stories in class right. it maybe if there's a way to tell it. properly I would imagine you can't. really tell it properly though in school. I hope that's also not a project you're. reading out loud this sounds like a. teacher only. but if the teacher only is reading it to.

me that has hella per Vibes dude and. then how do you know who's getting a. name who's getting a d. yeah what differentiates that one yeah. and if anybody gets a d dude that guy's. going to jail yeah that's maybe the most. beautiful girl in class is walking out. with an A plus and I'm walking in there. with the D it's not a good look even. though my grammar may have been better. dude I remember somebody threatened a. Spanish teacher in our bathroom and. threatened to beat the [ __ ] out of him. if they didn't get a b and he gave him a.

b oh really. I wonder how often that was I wonder how. often stuff like that actually works. with uh teachers my High School uh my. school there was like um we had tests at. the end of every trimester that was. worth about 30 of our grade and then the. average of those three trimesters was. half of it then the other half was comps. and the end of your chest would be 50 of. our grade yeah so my buddy literally at. the end of senior year or junior year. whenever you're applying to colleges he. was so I was better meth he took it to a.

new level he would be he would truly. average I think his average was like a. 45. he's an idiot one of my best friends. oh yeah my great voice great singer one. of my best friends but he was really bad. in math great singer you know great. singer now two times seven it is nine. he's got a great he sings like grunge. 90s but um yeah and uh he legitimately. wrote a paragraph to the teacher at the. end on the last um thing saying I really. don't want to go to Community College. like please for love God to ask me you. got passed wow yeah there's something.

about it look there's a way sometimes. you know to get things done and some. people are able to do that I think in. this instance man I I feel like this is. a something you do in college I feel. like it's a little risque to do it in. High School uh. I think it would be fine probably but. then also if I'm a high school kid dude. I'm jerking off dude you know the second. I get this assignment I'm your the whole. time I'm doing it you know if a girl if. I try to write homework with a friend. I'm gonna try you know I also show up. this is ninth period class not a first.

period class I want to go directly home. after this Not Afraid imagine getting. this first period you got to hear some. erotica at 9 00 a.m yeah yeah little. bathroom break yeah you just roll. another Hall with a mouthful that this. has got to be nice period it's got to be. last period dude you have a mouth full. of [ __ ] Sweet Tarts you're just. rocked up and then everyone's probably. walking around the hallway saying who. had the best sex story of the day and. everyone's exchanging sex stories so. this seems to be a ninth period type of. thing wow that's interesting but then. also it's like who could become a. graphic novelist you know and this is.

where they start and this is where they. learn that they have that ability. um what else we got Zach well you. mentioned the weekend this is a big deal. a AI generated a fake song of uh Drake. in the weekend which is uh. I guess a lot of people the industry are. very concerned by this obviously because. I I can't play the song but if you hear. it it's pretty. it sounds like it's an actual track from. these guys really so someone has said AI. create a fake weekend uh Drake collab. yes wow and you gotta shut AR down dude. it's freaking me out okay so the people.

are just saying hey make this video make. this song it can do it it can I can. confirm like I actually I don't know I. don't know if he wants me to say this. because we didn't put it in but I don't. know why it wouldn't matter I don't know. if you showed you this either but for. Drake Caleb made used AI to make a drake. something conversation song and then we. played it for him. and he like enjoyed it like it sounded. like Drake and it was a full song that. Caleb wrote. and it was a full Drake song it was like. a legit rat so Caleb wrote it though so. AI didn't write it no Caleb wrote it but.

like on whatever the technology was it. was literally sounded like Drake doing a. whole rap there was a beat rap it was. like Sunday conversation shout out Caleb. Blanding like all that so what could we. put in right now could we put something. in Ai No we could put in like a prompt. like a writing prompt could we put like. have uh. Glennie Bowles give a wedding speech you. could do something like that yeah the. chat GPT thing that yeah that you can. I've experienced this for the first time.

like last month yeah we think about a. lot about this stuff it's just like I. find that the stuff you get a lot of. times it just feels like a dumb version. of something. it feels like kind of a rip-off of the. AI stuff of whatever you're creating. yeah if I say can I get a Glenny balls. like restaurant review or whatever it's. like there should be no personality. right a goddamn computer doing it so I I. definitely get it but I mean if you. wanna I feel like if you're writing in. work toad you can probably pull it off. like we know when people start off work. emails saying kind regards what's a good.

point or hey all stuff like that maybe. people like that like people working for. tax firms can get away with it but right. do this do these taxes maybe yeah like a. wedding speech right now if we're gonna. have me do a wedding speech I wanna want. to imagine actually I'm gonna be the. best man in the wedding in October for. the first time so I gotta give a speech. I've been thinking about it I don't want. to personalize it to the couple you know. right I want to make it make it homey. let's see what it would be. do you want to read it I'll read it yeah. yeah I mean read some yeah. okay I'm sorry what's up everybody it's.

your boy Glenny balls today is a special. day because we're here to celebrate the. love between these two amazing people I. feel honored to be standing here in. front of all of you to give this speech. but let me tell you I am a little. nervous I mean I'm used to being in. front of cameras before but this is a. whole different ball game first of all I. want to congratulate the happy couple. you guys are awesome and I'm so happy. for you both I remember when you first. told me about YouTube and I could just. tell right away that you were meant to. be together you just had this connection. this spark that's undeniable and now. here you are about to embark on this. amazing journey together as husband and.

wife. this to me this what does it feel like. to you so far it feels like a cookie. cutter wedding a wedding speech right. and then it goes I have to admit when I. was asked to get this speech I wasn't. sure what to say I mean what do you say. at a wedding but then I realized it's. actually pretty simple you just have to. speak from the heart and that's exactly. what I'm gonna do yes keeps going yeah. it sounds like somebody trying to get. through an essay that has like the. original like four good sentences as. someone that has to do with best man. speech in October I might use this and.

just like add a little bit like find. different things I can put in there. because that does sound pretty damn good. it's a good point and now that's one. thing about this life you know it's like. um. uh it's doing one in your voice now and. the voice of Theo Von because I I think. the more search someone has online the. better it's going to be at writing one. okay I'll read the beginning go back. what's up y'all it's your boy theovan in. the house uh it's cap dude that's. horrible I gotta say I'm honored to be.

here today celebrating the union of. these two beautiful people y'all know. I've been to some wild weddings in my. time but this one Takes the Cake and. speaking of cake I hope there's going to. be some good eats up in here tonight. Jesus Christ hell yeah brother I think I. switched it made me sound like a. freaking black guy. I mean I appreciate that dude I love. that you know I don't know if you hit. like you know shift B and freaking game. people send this stuff up I can say. people fans send in AI Theo Von voice.

every day everything yeah this just. seems to me it's fine but it's just like. if you want. but you're all right that it gives you. the Bare Bones of something it feels. like it'll give us a good a good talking. point and listen to talking points and I. I literally may use that it's a nice. it's a nice Bare Bones way to start if I. get married I'll do it for vows I think. you now this could definitely be a lot. for if you're doing papers in college if. you're doing something for the boss like. or you know some pretty generic stuff. where all you're doing is just kind of. getting checking a box anyway where it.

should be literally sound computerized. it's about to sound computerized right. 100 that's a good call for anybody. that's still having to do like just. basic stuff that doesn't even really. matter but it does because it's checking. a box I feel like that could probably be. really something of use to you but then. more than ever having some sort of. personality is going to be of value yeah. I mean there's no reason why if I was. doing a normal let's say I do a report. to a higher up after a good week of work. why don't I just put in there great week. of work for everybody on the team with.

Melissa Kelsey and Bill and then just. copy and paste it personalized with. myself bing bing boom send it out I'm. done oh. every Civil War paper from school was. gonna be done here it's like any War any. history papers it's a wrap yeah does it. does it do like um stuff like that can. you can you just write can I have a 300. word summary of the Civil War yeah whoa. they should do the sexual fantasy prompt. to it and have it right for the kids see. now if you're on there though and let's.

say someone on there is on there in. Wisconsin and types in the same exact. thing you do are you getting the same. exact answer well let yes that's the. problem okay let's do the sexual thing. for the children. and let and that's. somebody's gonna clip that out that's. gonna be Bane of my existence let's do. the sexual thing with the children I'll. go down with you oh no we just [ __ ]. bro it's so hard to talk anymore because. they're just people just making. everything out of any moment.

I have to manually write it because it's. a screen grab I can't like copy and. paste it so check back on this towards. the end give us another topic and then. we'll get back to it at the end. what else happened what's something big. in the headlines. um oh wasn't I saw that there's that. Chinese Sun did you see that article. somewhere Zach. you know what I'm talking about yeah. Chinese artificial sun uh breaks new. world record by burning hot plasma for. nearly seven minutes now this is. interesting that's some Spider-Man 2. type [ __ ] yeah doc Hawk was doing get us. to the beginning of his act.

all right yes you read that correctly. the country has a huge device China has. a huge device that has been able to. generate a plasma temperature of 160. million degrees Celsius for 20 seconds. in the past. right so that's as hot as the sun right. I would say so that does not sound good. if not it's still really hot but that's. 20 seconds in the past can you zoom up. Zoom down sorry. um according to the global times the. East performed a high power stable.

steady state long pulse High confinement. mode plasma operation for a whopping 703. seconds now that's like six minutes yeah. holy [ __ ] bro can you imagine that's how. long it takes me to drive to the [ __ ]. Deli and stuff dude that's [ __ ]. insane yeah that's enough time for you. to drive to a deli 106 minutes so. imagine say it's like dude if China. makes a fake Sun I mean that's that's. the biggest weapon on the planet by far. obviously unreal you give me fake Sun.

against nuclear weapon I'm going fake. selling what if the nuclear weapon. theoretically used to sit and wouldn't. it just disintegrate into the fake Zone. well dude imagine they send a fake son. to fight or a real son. Marvel's out of business strike back. with the moon no no the moon I think is. Loki yeah dog no that's disrespect but. he's already I've heard you know. here we're going back though people said. a lot of things about him but. um fire always beats ice which is a. problem for us and they're they're first. to the jump on fire.

but imagine though you're already. working all day in China and now they're. like guess what the day's over we got. another day. sucks back. people be like what the [ __ ] but it's. not big but it's not big enough to go to. go to the whole country it's gonna be. like in your town specifically just two. extra hours per Town your beijing's just. getting [ __ ] up tonight with my son. and then it goes over to I don't even. know where bro imagine all the school. kids are like you are my sunshine my. only sunshine dude he's gonna change all.

the songs dude they can't have another. song that would be unfair the Itsy Bitsy. Spider went up those water spout. yeah two times but now spiders me anyway. tough day for owls in China huh yeah. yeah dude owls dude out of business bro. it's a rat what are some other nocturnal. animals I don't know many but dude if. they have a fake [ __ ] son Zach yeah.

it's kind of that's kind of a that's. kind of a Checkmate I don't know what's. bigger than a check made of a fake sun. which I guess theoretically he's a real. son but when you can write but when you. can create your your your people to work. 20 when you have like no night. when you can have people work all day. and then have a second group of people. so your GDP is gonna double so you're. you're saying this zone is more of it's. going to get more people to work I'm. thinking the sun itself just having a. second sun is a weapon in itself. yeah I mean you could say like they. don't want us to get any sleep that's. their first it's like we all go to bed.

and they're like guess what Nevada. here's a son at night you're like oh. [ __ ] here comes the China I'm. envisioning this is just like a burning. thing if they're just throwing a ball of. 160 million temperature Celsius at us. we're kind of [ __ ]. I don't know if you can throw a sun. well I think you send it yeah in fact. it's a guess right it's gonna be. sponsored by happy Dad I bet Maybe I. have no idea. I have the fantasy if you want to read. it oh all right so I I Abridged it. slightly but it's just read a short.

story and a paragraph or two no. penetration of any kind or oral sex. choose three items to use. so if anyone wants to read it. all right. she walked dimly she walked through the. dimly lit room and this is a child sorry. and I just want to preface I'm sorry to. interrupt you this is a child your. student writing this to you you were the. substitute teacher or you are the. teacher yes and you've sent you've had. the kids write this paper she walked. into the dimly lit room wearing nothing. but a silk robe and high heels as she.

approached the bed she reached into her. pocket and pulled out a small vibrating. egg she turned it on and placed it on. her on her [ __ ] moaning on her [ __ ] as. the pleasure pulls through her body next. she picked up a feather and trailed it. lightly over her skin shivering out the. sensation finally she grabbed a bottle. of warm oil and poured it over her. b-r-e-a-s-t-s rubbing it in with her. hands she closed her eyes and. surrendered to the sensations lost in. her own pleasure oh uh sir I need to go.

to the restroom dick dude I couldn't. believe they dropped that four little. word in there bro that immediate you. know how many kids out with the hall. pass dude that was that was also that. was erotic GPT is horny yeah that was. that AI guy is horny that was way more. erotic than I think a lot of kids are. turning in but you know what it's almost. kind of nice about this the feather. lightly over the skin you know that is. this is something that I kind of miss I. miss reading in the pornography mod. magazine you would read the art because.

all you had was an image so you had to. read to make the image come to life you. know yeah the future I will say the few. times I've no I haven't been recently. but back in the day I was a bit of. Reddit jerk off guy and Reddit there was. a um there's like a whole thing called. Gone Wild on Reddit where people just. like post nudes non-stop but I remember. there was a gone wild. um I forgot what it was called maybe. gone wild story or something like that. people just write like erotic stories. they kind of get you going they rev you. up damn oh yeah well there's something.

yeah you read it you're like because you. know you have to get to the next. sentence so your brain know you have to. use your brain literally to get there. each word is another little moment and. it's keeping you dude I mean I remember. I would go to the library in our town. and they had those um. those art books from like the 1500s or. something oh yeah with the. with the rubenesque women oh yeah by a. stream a little angel above her.

absolutely you know when she's having a. little uh little cut of hair a little. cut of apple or something and she just. gotta you know if that's your supplier I. got high on that Supply gosh yeah some. of her kid is even heading for the. riverbank you know she's right on that. River Bank where it's like damn that. River's about to get that tit I'm. jealous dude but yeah I mean that's a. big thing with I guess sex if you're not. actually having sex imagination of it is. such a big deal and I guess through. erotic stories you're just popping off. with imagination well that's kind of.

what I think at the actual video. pornography kills a lot of times and. it's not a judgment against anybody that. I mean I've I've had addiction to it in. my life. um but it does kill that part of your. imagination the imagination is what. activates your cells kind of I love them. I I will actually say that people may. think I'm lying here I would say. probably half the time I masturbate I. think I'm going imagination. yeah Amen brother I'm [ __ ] yeah. salute I enjoy the imagination uh uh.

masturbate I do oh dude I used to take. that book and I've discussed this before. and I would literally put a wiener in. the book in the library book. in the library and close the book on it. as hard as I could that that's what got. you going. well just there was just something about. just the pressure of it and I would well. it was so hard to find it because. usually they had a picture of like a. bring a breast breast oh I guess it's. the closest you could get to to the. beautiful lady from foreign. that's very fair that's very very fair.

please so in your brain you're just. you're just getting that as close as. possible to the queen oh. I would actually love to see one of. these photos yeah there we go oh look at. that lady. but do by Riverbank oh yeah she's good. actually that's pretty awesome she looks. cute. there we go there's a couple of them you. know how long the artists are sitting. there doing this for I don't know. but I definitely uh. and if she just sitting there topless. the whole time yeah yep in Dubai.

Riverbank if you can. well that's a party in the top left. yeah now that's some angels in the woods. Sometimes some of that was hard to find. a breast in because you just I want the. immediate breasts right by the river. you know because I think the river also. offered a way you felt like you could. Escape once again in public yeah public. point I want to see the tit and go. I want to be on my way. um but yeah I would just close my body.

into that book because. it was the only pornography that we had. it was all what we had yeah earlier when. you mentioning that you would go five. miles to get to get your eyes it's. important yeah that's all you got that's. that's fair and that was after that came. out so this was the first thing that I. was at the libraries man when you would. see it. and it was good man it was the best dude. there's nothing like I've said many. times on on uh only stands there's not. many better things just seeing some. boobs they're just awesome yeah it's. really just eases the soul eases the.

mind it's like finding a mystery like. finding the Killer and who'd done it. just see what they look like it's like. Mother Nature's nuts dude some good tits. It's really the best it really is. nothing nothing no dispute. um do you get a lot of invites to. restaurants and stuff do people do that. a lot I feel like probably being a more. rubenesque male that a lot of people. like come here come eat here you'll love. this but also having an appreciation for. food that's what I should say yeah. there's there's definitely sorry I'm not. trying to no dude I don't care I'm I'm.

wearing my larger gentleman no worries. but I would say um yeah I do get a good. amount of food invites I don't always. want to go though because there are some. there are sometimes where you get. invited somewhere it's like an awkward. scenario like you don't you don't know. I'm assuming you go through the same. thing where you don't know. um you don't know exactly what's going. to be presented to you so I don't I. don't do it all too often but there's. definitely been times like. uh a guy who've seen like YouTube videos. actually I was out in Manhattan on. Friday and the owner of Peter lugers I. saw he saw many years ago come in. whenever you want like that I'll do but. there's if there's a random place that I.

I don't know other people then maybe I. won't like yesterday The Cheese Shop uh. the guy Dom my friend knew so those are. experiences that are that are fun. obviously if it's like verified I also. don't know if a lot of restaurants I. don't know if the food's good because. most of the people with the Enemy or. people are employees of the restaurant. sort of they're obviously going to say. their food's good right what if the. food's not actually good and then yeah. it's awkward. what um. what uh do you think you'll ever end up. maybe doing a food show or something. like that it would kind of fit huh maybe. I would love to that's like that's that. I guess that would kind of be the goal I.

just I like food TV I really enjoy it I. uh I mean I used to do a burger show at. work for quite a while there was a good. period of like maybe three years where I. was just not doing that great at work. and I was always doing a burger show and. I enjoyed it but I probably did I don't. think I was that good at describing the. burgers I would like to see now that I'm. so much more comfortable in front of the. camera how I would redo it and just. making more back I would just put it. down I basically do like a day of pizza. review. but with Burgers I'm definitely was just. wildly less successful obviously. but if you ever did it on food chart I.

like to do way more like high more. higher produced maybe trying more. different Cuisines that I haven't tried. yeah a lot of intrigue in that like. Indian food I would like to dive into. maybe some Thai oh yeah I'm really. enjoying Mediterranean food yeah stuff. like that just expanding the old palate. so I mean I would definitely do a food. show at the time for the time they were. doing ice cream and only fans but maybe. down the road I do love food yeah you. got a pallet for it man and that's nice. because some people their tongue they. really it's a it's got more uh Intel in.

it yeah when I got when I had covered I. couldn't taste anything that kind of. stung yeah that was horrible. did you um. who might have talked about everything. huh we've been here a while three hours. yeah. um. dude have you ever been to a live taping. oven only fans or pornography shoot dude. I have not there's is that something you. would do or not I think I don't really. see the Allure there are some girls I.

know in LA right now they're actually. trying to get me to go to one tomorrow. but I gotta leave I gotta leave tomorrow. right so I'm not gonna go but then he. tells me to come with so much fun I. don't really see the the alert of it. like if I'm not doing the [ __ ] I. don't why do I want to see somebody else. do it yeah so I don't really see the. lore there and I'm assuming it's awkward. I mean I've for every porn person I've. talked to they make it seem like it's a. pretty professional setting it doesn't. sound fun to go to. there's no wanting in my brain to want. to go to a porn set I would I don't. wanna I like to see how the cookies. crumbled in a kitchen.

maybe not on the porn set I'll enjoy the. porn I'll need to see how it's made yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel you man. um I don't think the actors want us. there either. yeah I think it's probably yeah I don't. know if you're sitting over there I. don't want to be like say you're chewing. gum or something and they look over and. they're like you know. then what yeah they're getting you're. talking in their shop talking in their. backswing yeah or just like can you blow. a [ __ ] shot oh never want to blow a [ __ ]. shot then you gotta restart.

oh are you cheer when somebody. ejaculates see that would be kind of. cool actually yeah there's a live. audience like there that's the thing. though if you wanted to go bills when. somebody yeah yeah someone jumps over a. table I mean you guys want to see I mean. I bet they not that I bet I would. guarantee you porn companies that live. audiences or porns. they would pack it out. that's a great Point huh that could be. what's next yeah you never know you. never know what's next um thanks for. stopping into this cheese shop bro oh. dude thank you very much for having me. this was a great time I appreciate it.

man I had a great time thank you so much. for hanging out and just good to get to. spend time with you man. um yeah I know we both love Caleb and. getting to spend time around him and. um yeah. yeah he's talking about him hope he. stays alive too same dude I I think I. hope all three of us stay alive that. would suck if we didn't and if we die. soon I would this clip. kind of pop off I guess so hey but yeah. yeah I guess you know if it happens if. it happens dude uh I love you guys yeah.

I love you guys and um I guess my. parents can have the money I have I. don't [ __ ] know whatever yeah yeah. how's your mother doing is she good yeah. she's hanging yeah she's still smoking. or not yeah trying to get her off the. off the off the old smoking dude she. loves to smoke happens though I don't. know that's the only thing I've ever. done I've never never smoked cigarettes. yeah. my friends say the drunk cigarette that. was super uh super enticing I've never. done it um. yeah it was all it was all pretty good. when I had them yeah.

um Glennie balls thanks for coming in. man dude thank you again appreciate it. it's great thanks brother. [Music]. [Music]. gonna take.