Frovember | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #242

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[ __ ] and fall into the end of the. year you got me the holidays are coming. you can hear Santa on the out there. listen outside your window what is that. what do you think it is huh you think. that's a couple homeless fighting over a. um a dural log nope when an umber of. flame logs like I heard in Cleveland. nope. listen outside you win to put your ear. up to the ground what is that a horse. hoof nope that's a deer it's time baby.

the holidays are zoom and Taurus tore a. Taurus like a meteorite that's right. maybe like a meteorite like a meteor. wrong wouldn't it be crazy if they had a. meteor wrong and it's like uh it's like. oh hey I just thought uh I'm supposed to. be a meteor ride but uh you know I. messed up or he like doesn't do well on. his test or whatever but unlike his.

space tests anyway speaking of space. let's get into with this man right here. welcome to this past weekend. a little bit of Stevie starlight. [Music].

[Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. set me free. just don't say goodbye love this enjoy.

the destination TV star like come over. yes. - name. inside Smith.

[Applause]. so don't as. Oh. we. why must we wait when we're alive. Stevie hits it on the hay he hits it on. the head right there and he puts the.

hammer on the head dude he's that bull. in your skull right there he really it's. just that farm animal that runs right. into your brain with that fact that. skull bull he said hey why must be. weight when we're alive. happy November or bro vember whatever it. is I there's too many. it's like oh it's hoe member some girls. like oh well you know I'm doing sex with.

everyone this time like what what are. you talking about mom you know. somebody's like oh yeah dude it's crow. vember you know I'm only on buying a. couple of buzzards you know I'm getting. I'm buying a crow from the pet shop you. ain't doing [ __ ] brah and they're like. yeah I'm doing it for like leprosy or. some kind of you know there's just too. many things now it's like oh it's um you. know it's uh it's um it's fro vember and.

I'm gonna grow out my you know i'ma grow. up my fro or I'm gonna grow up my letter. you know if you're white you only can do. a fro around your pink around your. Weiner around your kind of thighs or. something or a lot of me and get that. rear but fro it at the baseline of each. butt cheek they'll have a strong real. mass of hair right there and you could.

because some of them you'll see a man at. the gym or something I don't see a lot. of those men because I don't look at. them but every now and then you know my. phone will run out of power and so I'll. have to look at other stuff in the gym. and you'll see a man in there whose. backside is all wet and you have a lot. of it almost looks like his butt looks. like two closed eyes and the there's a. ton of hair right there at the bottom. looked like um you know like eyelashes. cuz I'll you know almost coming off with. like it like the closed eyes of you know.

his. you know his butt cheeks each one look. like a closed eye of his butt cheeks and. you see they got a lot of hair right. there on a man sometimes but it's. interesting that that. yeah but yet they just got too many too. many different things it's Movember you. can't shave your buddy you can't do this. you got a mustache you know there's just.

too many of them I can't name them right. now for some reason but but there's just. too many different and it's always for. something you know it's like oh we're um. you know we're not going to open our. eyes it's like it's dark vember you know. and for two weeks we're not gonna open. our eyes and we're raising money for you. know for blind people or something. you're like I'm not doing all of that. [ __ ] you know I gotta ride my bike to.

work on my doing it with my eyes closed. so you can eat a can of can of. straight-up streetside ass meat if. you're thinking about that but what's. happening yeah it's November we're. getting into it we're getting into it. it's never too late to come over it's. never too late a real beauty about life. you get these you know they you just get. to eat the next day comes running you.

get that fresh opportunity you know it's. like the powers that be the existence. you know it's like life just every day. opens up that fresh can of hot fish. right there for you say here you go. again. speaking of fish I was um I did. Halloween I went to a get-together and I. had a you know I ended up going with. like a newsie costume I did it last year.

like a newspaper boy do you think about. newspaper boys like it used to be when I. was young somebody had a paper route. you'd see some little kid you know. somebody this guy you know fat Samuel. somebody little Daniel out there smoking. a cigarette and uh and and you'd get a. paper route and somebody would ride. their bike in the morning and throw.

papers out and my mother used to do a. mother used to deliver uh newspapers and. magazines and still does some but this. was you know she was real regular at it. and but they'd have children would do it. and it was even before my time where you. would hear a lot of children would get. out and do a paper route think about. that you're 11 years old it's 5:30 in. the morning you out there slinging the. sports section at somebody nowadays you.

can't get one of these little [ __ ]. to frickin make you know to make his own. to make a salad for himself. you could lock a kid in a cage with a. whole thing of salad mix with some with. a bag of spring mix and uh you know in a. hat full of um peppercorns and whatever. be black olives and he would [ __ ] it up. I mean these kids I don't know I don't.

even know some of them are more like. animals more you know I bet they would. test if you tested them they would test. more as animals some of them some of the. youth but anyway speaking of fish so I'm. out there I go to the traffic was so bad. on Sunset Boulevard that I'm leaving I'm. leaving I stopped by the Comedy Store. that's and I'm leaving and traffic was.

so bad it was just going nowhere and you. know just groups of people walking by. costumes so two of my buddies are on a. street corner about a viper room and so. I pull off there on Sunset I park and we. walked down to Santa Monica Boulevard. and that's where it's real I mean it. gets a. real homoerotic down there and it's. really a it's kind of like the. Mississippi River for like gay men but. it's not a river it's just a street and.

so they got you know everybody's just. popping and locking and and they have. but during Halloween it's a big festival. it's a big like everybody's all types of. people out there costumes everybody and. it's and everybody's welcome and stuff. it's just it's um you know it's kind of. like it's kind of uh it's more it's more. like they block off the street block.

party so they blocked the street off and. then so I'm walking with two of my. buddies we're gonna go maybe walk into a. bar they're meeting some ladies over at. a spot dude we get probably half a block. down the boulevard and they got a young. fella over there dressed as um and this. guy might have been kind of like maybe. Filipino or maybe light Mexican or he.

could have been actually you know we had. a group of people grown by us the. Swanson's and they lived by like a real. smoky area and so they weren't they were. white but they was real smoked so if you. didn't think they were and sometime. people would you know lob a little lob a. couple couple little slurs at him you. know and they'd it be like oh no it's. just smoke you know we got just some. smoke on us but but this boy had dressed.

up like Arial you know from not like the. aerial nation or whatever but it like. the aerial that water gingerbreading I'm. talking about aerial from Little. Mermaid's. so this guy it was a mermaid this little. guy and he was kind of he looked more. like a trout to me I think he was a. little bit more he was kind of. rubenesque but his buddies I guess some.

friends have been carrying them and they. got pissed at him. and set him down so this too is just. screaming he's just yelling for somebody. named Jesse to come back and pick him up. and that was just one of the most. traumatic things I've ever seen and I'm. that catch-and-release guy if any season. you know I don't know how many mermaids. you're allowed to keep but I said damn. they got to throw this boy back man. cuz they just laid this young buck right. out there and this did was just.

floundering and you could tell and he. was at that point he was kind of he. would reach him men's legs when they. walk by like he was just looking for any. man and just put him in his little in. his boat and he just you know he was. just like finding hemo like he was just. just looking for any he that that would. be around but that was probably the most. craziest thing really that I saw was. just a man that was abandoned that had.

dressed up like um like aerialists from. the dam whatever little mermaids but. that's it that's what happened what else. did I do not do anything real crazy um I. watched the fights. I watched the fights man and I thought. dude did I watch the till Gastelum fight. I couldn't believe that they didn't. really father was like what's going on.

it's almost like they timed a treaty or. something before the fight and didn't. tell anybody and Darren till if you look. at him he looks like the mask from. scream if you noticed that when you see. him just facially. he's starting to really look like the. scream mask he looks like a piece of. like Vincent van Gogh art if you look at. him but you know I respect a guy I think. it's really hard to probably go to. another country and live there I don't.

know I think Darren's he'll lives here. and fight or just to go to another. country and fight like just to just that. that just seems real intense to me but I. was hoping the gasolin would win that. one out just didn't I didn't understand. why they didn't get into it. what else man we got a lot of other. stuff I'm gonna actually we'll have Nick. come in because he likes to talk about. the fights and then I'll get into some. other things well and we'll go over a.

little bit of news and then I'll get. into some into some questions but it's. you know what this is this is a special. time of year when we have you know when. it is you can kind of recalibrate I. think November or bro vember or whatever. it is a time for you to you know finally. admit your neighbor that you guys are. family you guys are brothers or to hug a. brother you know find a black friend and.

hug it hug him tell him you love him. brush bro member you know or or Grove. ember if you're 11 years old do this. Grove ember and you probably you might. be you you could be you could maybe grow. an inch if you try real hard this month. November November is just that month. that it's just like come on come on in I. don't doesn't matter what's been. happening come on in because we got the. holidays and everybody's welcome and. that's a beautiful thing about November.

I'll tell you this the the shows almost. sold out they're in Lafayette Louisiana. and that isn't gonna be in AH a December. 26th at the Heyman Center and that. beautiful things almost sold out with. proceeds to benefit Dustin Poirier. Foundation and Dustin's gonna come out. it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun time. and then what else Oh we'll get the. shows coming up you know in um. Manchester they still have tickets.

available from Manchester in January in. the UK and also for Sweden and Stockholm. and Norway Oslo and Stockholm I think. everything else on the European Tour's. uh is sold out. December 10th I'll be in Los Angeles at. the at the at The Wiltern downtown and. those tickets are all available on one. at theof on comm slash.

tor and some new dates we do have some. new dates they're not I'll have to put. them on social media this week they got. that magic place Toronto is finally. going to be on and we're gonna get the. Maryland and sayers ville and then we're. hoping to shoot a comedy special we. don't have a buyer for it yet people are. always saying when you're gonna do a. special yeah I don't know you know I.

mean I'm always gonna be returning new. material I mean the dark art store is. different half of it's different now. than when it started so it's always. going to be the ball is always going to. be rolling and I think well you know. we'll get some offers it's just a matter. of you know we're you know is it as. something that's fair and then where do. you put it if not then you just you you. get some of the clips and you get it and. you do it on YouTube or put it I don't. know but you know we figure it out but I.

think we'll get some options for a. special because people are always asking. me it's not a it's not up to me you know. it's not up to me but nothing's ever. really come easy for me in this business. and and I don't intend I'd almost be. silly if I expected it to so but uh what. else man what else is cracking my hair. is coming in good you know I got them.

they call me they call me buster. plugless Brooke cuz I got those hairs a. baby that damn second line that infantry. I got them reinforcements up top and. some of them they're real little you can. almost see him just kind of you can. almost touch them a little there's so. little man they just you almost don't. want to have somebody see you touching. them because they're just so damn young. you know it just seems like you just.

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you know when I left the other night. that my buddies they wanted to go to the. bar or something to do they were meeting. some chicks and it just seemed like some. real thoughts out there and I said I'm. out of here bro. somebody abandoned this little mermaid. over here and they had the craziest. costumes I mean some of it wasn't even. we know one guy was just crying they had. a girl she had um she looked her thing.

was Bernie Sanders but it was she had. lit the back of her the back of her suit. was on fire and that [ __ ] gets me man. why are you gonna burn yourself for a. pun that's a big ain't burning myself. you know if I was gonna be Bernadette. Wilson or somebody or whoever did the. American flag I wouldn't [ __ ] light.

myself on fire so people could. understand it or whatever I don't know I. don't know do I ever know. let's get Nick in here we got some calls. and and we're gonna talk to him a little. bit about the fights and a little bit. about some news and just to change the. vibe up a little we'll just change it up. today and and it's that time of year to. to be inclusive and just include people. in what's going on you know if you if.

you usually just go do something by. yourself. have somebody meet you you know recently. I haven't wanted to do that much stuff. sometimes and so instead I'll have. somebody meet me there Oh meet me that. way I have to go do it. oh then meet me at the gym that way I. have to be there just makes it a little. bit more accountable for myself and. and because I'm that guy a lot of times. I won't do something for me but if. somebody else if if somebody else is.

included you know I'll do something for. somebody else so I'll meet them there. and and then it benefits me too because. it gets me going all right let's get. Nick in here what's up Nick. what's going on not much man did you. watch the fights you know I did I know. you did huh. trick question kind of I guess or what. what is it's not a trick question if I. know you know it that's a rhetorical. would you think man what do you think.

first of that a Gastelum till fight it. was pretty boring I thought to be honest. I thought yeah I don't know I thought. they'd both be more aggressive but. Darren Till was saying some things after. the fight like he was like not in a. great headspace and like was thinking. about trying to make excuses to get out. of the fight so like that's why he was. like kind of tentative but he said he. kind of like settled in the whole time. and he made good points like gasps ylim. didn't touch him even though he wasn't. super aggressive like he dominated that. fight even though it wasn't the most.

exciting yeah I thought it was just. interesting like I don't know enough. about fighting to know like is there. times where the guys where it's just a. bad matchup and they don't like their. styles they just never find ways to. really combat each other because those. guys I mean I've seen like square dance. and I've seen an aggressive square dance. and that was kind of harder yeah I think. that is what you said it just sometimes. people stylistic matchups keep them from. having because both those guys have had. just bangers of the fight like oh yeah.

Kelvin Gastelum and Ezreal Adesanya had. maybe the fight of the year unbelievable. yeah that's when I was at that Poirier. fighting that thing was insane that. thing was insane watching them do that. so that I was expecting I guess I was. coming off the high of some of those. firework - expecting some of that out of. him and then Darren till you know he. needed a win I mean he said he's lost a. couple like two of his last four or. something I think so he really needed a. win. it just seemed I don't know yeah there. was even a couple times where it was. like did was - even gonna strike him.

whenever he looked kind of like he could. have got one time I guess I'm fell. against the cage yeah yeah and he did. even swinging it has hit I think he just. like Nui was kind of ahead and. dominating and got kind of really. complacent I mean it's still a huge. statement for him because this is his. first fight at 185 and that at that. weight class and Gaston was like top 5. so like still a way to like open up in. that division but I agree it wasn't the. most exciting fight you know I wonder. why gasps I don't know if he kind of.

waits for the fight to come to come to. him maybe he does a little bit he's so. short and has like doesn't have a very. long reach so like he really has to like. close the distance really fast and get. in there and maybe once he knew till had. his number and was just like keeping him. away from closing that distance he just. got he started to sit back and wait to I. thought he'd try to grapple more to be. honest but I don't know if he'll seemed. really strong and got up with a couple. times he did get taken down right away. yeah yeah Gasol is kind of like that.

violent armadillo a little bit yeah you. know you got a we think they're not. gonna do much whenever you get close you. know armadillos can jump really high. I wasn't how to where people don't know. that and a lot of times they die they. get hit by cars because the car would go. over them but when the car gets close it. kind of reacts and jumps and then the. grille of the car hits it so that's how. a lot of um a lot of armadillos meet. their maker but what else what else what. else about the fight oh the the finale.

the main event I thought it lived up to. the hype it was like the stoppage was a. little premature premature I would have. loved to see it did seem like Nate was. picking up in those last two rounds and. it would have been excited to see what. happens but they released the scorecards. and the judges had Jorge all three. judges had him winning all three of the. first round so the only chance Nate had. of winning was to stop them and I don't. know if that would have happened oh. watched he's so and now as the and the. fighters they know that they know that. like at a certain point they have to.

know that's part of probably doing it. it's like the first couple of rounds. they give you off if I'm not gonna win. on the cards the only way I can win is a. knockout yeah yeah and usually good. corners will tell them be straight with. them like you're down you got to go for. it so it it definitely would have picked. up the pace and I think everybody wanted. to see the full fight yeah yeah. first I was fist I was furious I'm like. they let this do little nerd alert guy. in there some [ __ ] little statistic. juggler and this dude I mean it seemed.

like they could have stitched him up. right there I guess but I guess it's. just at first I was upset and then I was. like once you kind of really saw his. face you're like oh man yeah that could. be some permanent damage I guess but it. I mean well you got to lose his faces. yeah he doesn't really have the best. yeah yeah he doesn't seem like he cares. if he has a face or not yeah his entire. face so far is scar tissue so what's. like a little bit more he's just gonna. have really bad scar again dude he had a. dang I mean he had like a couple vaginas.

around his I mean this guy had really I. mean this guy giving him a real gender. identification issues around his eye you. know like I've gotten pinkeye from some. things but I've never had that bad a. pinkeye or to give to I keep built of a. giant on the top of his eye and built. one on the bottom that was dead looked. yeah cuz after if he gets hit again I. mean what maybe this is part of his face. this falls off I guess yeah I think that. might be nasty I was it was nasty. it was pretty graphic let's get into. some news man what happened in the news.

this uh this weekend. um in some local news in the comedy. store parking lot. Bobby Lee hit Sam tripolis car after he. got out of his car while it was still in. Drive yes. well were you there for that I just got. just gotten there so I was actually in. my car when that happened thank God. because I was he's not safe when Bobby. and this isn't uh you know people will.

try to say it's an Asian thing this is. that it's not first of all be a very. honest Bobby plays candy crush while he. drives his vehicle he got stopped by a. cop one time he told the cop it was a. Tesla it is not a Tesla that it was. self-driving he's not self-driving he. you will see him literally moving. forward and just playing candy crush and. it's very I think off-putting so I'm not. shocked that he hit Sam's car and here's. the crazy part Sam hadn't been in the. Comedy Store in a long time and he was.

just kind of taking a little bit of. break he pulls in. [ __ ] Bobby dinged Umrah and it seems. to be kind of the go-to move for a lot. of Korean drivers hit somebody with. their car I got hit by a guy kim yong i. think was the guy's name dude and also. here's the thing his car had been hit. 400 times it wasn't even a car it was a. hit it was just a hit it was like a. moving hit that and like a former life. had been a vehicle had no rearview.

mirrors left on it it had in the inside. he taped like a house to me like a. mirror you would see at a barber like a. one you handheld he taped that to the. [ __ ] the inside middle and they they. found that it was my fault for him. hitting my car door ah I think I. remember that he got out of the car and. tried to embrace you yeah yeah he could. barely find me to him I come right here. dude that guy should not be driving that. God basically was just I don't even know. what you call that when you're just. moving forward but you're not really.

like fully existent we're that guy was. really just like a ghost almost but what. else we got the Indian capital of Delhi. declared a pollution emergency for toxic. levels of smog the government was. handing out millions of masks and flight. operations at the airport have been. hampered because of low visibility I. don't know if you saw any the videos of. it but it looked like I don't know it. looked like The Grapes of Wrath like. dust storm just you couldn't see.

anything and it that's just the air. there you go guys so you know what's a. layover because it is there that I mean. these guys dude India there's so many. people there's so many people even if. you don't have a family you have a. family there's like people living in. your house you'll open a cupboard and. there's a family in there you know. there's family everybody you but some. people build their house out of other. people and they'll just sleep I can. between them I remember being an Indian.

one time and they had people at night. sleeping on the side of the interstate. like on the wall like the interstate. like imagine you're on you know i ten or. i twelve or 55 and there's. just people to sleeping right on the. side of it just blew my mind that's. crazy to Bob I mean just so much smog to. him what else we got.

CA 37th horse died at Santa Anita Park. right here in California after. sustaining a leg injury and during the. last day of the Breeders Cup it was a. four-year-old thoroughbred named. Mongolian groom and it suffered a. serious fact fracture and was later. euthanized but yeah it's becoming quite. the epidemic at Santa Anita racetrack. yeah yeah it's really it's almost kind. of become like a real Chop Shop for for. horses and horse eree and that sort of. thing what the deal is I wonder if.

there's just like a little bump out the. gate or something but I wonder if. somebody over there is doping oh if they. got some kind of horse Dexter kind of. milling around over there I think that's. pretty likely because you'd have to. think once 30 you know 32 horses died. anybody's ballgame yeah. 37 horses the hybra we got a problem and. that's just in one year no no that's. like ever at the track but it I mean the. last one was just like less than a week. ago and yeah it just keeps happening I.

it's I feel like there's gonna be a big. backlash against horse racing pretty. soon like there already was against. SeaWorld like I feel like there's gonna. be like a documentary about horse racing. like blackfish pretty soon because well. blackfish is racial - I guess it's like. yeah they had one blackfish and this how. they treated have you seen that I never. heartbreaking but I didn't I don't think. I watched all of it but I watched enough. to get the point Jesus yeah well it.

almost makes you want to not want to go. there and really bet on them if you're. like all these guys are dying they're. not treating them well they're not. giving them vitamins and it also makes. you wonder if there's a bigger. conspiracy where it's like oh let's send. some sick horses out here to start to. get the think get the vibe out there. that we don't want to do this anymore. that could be it but you go to other. places brother they got you know they. got a they are they're just getting. horse racing you know you go to some.

countries it's like. they're just getting like they'll. they'll race anything out there sheep. you know lamb they got a thing I think. in Louisiana too were sometimes at the. rodeo they'll tie like a kid to a lamb. or something and run him out there it's. beautiful you know the kid they got like. a 18 month old and then they said like a. lamb just at the speed of lightning what. else we got here it says McDonald's yeah. the McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook was. forced to leave the company over what. was called a consensual relationship.

with an employee they have yet to name. the employee but yeah he had to step. step down he said this was a mistake. given the values of the company I agree. with the board that it's time for me to. move on the values of the company dude. if you can't [ __ ] somebody at a. fast-food shop who can you [ __ ] anymore. that's what I like I don't like this big. you know I don't like you know people. make them feel bad for sex this man.

works at a McDonald's you know first of. all you know how hard it is to work in a. McDonald's get off work and still want. to [ __ ] someone very hard I mean can you. imagine even the diet that they're on. probably doesn't even lead to healthy. sexual organ. you know upkeep this is just baffling. man and it's just so it's like most. people met at work most of our parents. met each other at work or they met you. have to meet somebody somewhere you.

can't even [ __ ] somebody because both. y'all. you know filled out resumes at the same. building sometimes it's just I mean does. this say that he was like abusing the. person or anything no it sounded like I. said consensual I don't know what the. deal was given the values of the company. there that they have [ __ ] grimace bro. they have purple they have the clown. Ronald McDonald's a clown he's in a. clown to sell [ __ ] fat to children I.

don't think I have a lot of companies. over there somebody's [ __ ] in the. back row that's honestly the least of my. concerns. I'm Way more concerned about the people. fist fighting in front of the register. that shows up on Twitter every cup. man if you can't [ __ ] doing that's what. I'm saying dude go to wendy's bruh go to. the one over there off Lincoln Boulevard. the doors are missing on it they'll let. you [ __ ] around now bet that's it Nick.

yeah that's it slow news week yeah. pretty slow news week man dead horses. you can't [ __ ] McDonald's dude. sometimes you know I'll go through the. drive-thru it to McDonald's and and you. almost want to offer to [ __ ] the person. who's working in there just to be like. hey you know you're not just working at. McDonald's you're cool you're good treat.

him like a person yes that is just. someone's serving your food yeah yeah. because everybody especially if you're. like a youngster you roll in the first. thing you do is like [ __ ] with them over. the loudspeaker which is almost crazy to. have a lot of speaker the ladies like 11. feet around the corner you have to have. this whole system and they kind of like. a little bit of way light gardening over. there it's oh it's just so shady and you. pick out what you want it's so lonely.

dude I go there at night sometimes on my. way home god it makes me sad man just. pulling up in the lady knows me and. she's a [ __ ] Patriots fan oh you back. that's what she says every time oh you. bet. undefeated that's what she'll say all. kind of [ __ ] like that and I'm just sad. I'm like don't you think if I [ __ ]. was had a good life I would even be here. I don't care about football right now.

you know it's 140 in the morning I'm. getting two cheeseburgers and a sundae. and I know the machines broke but I'm a. [ __ ] order it again. the machines always [ __ ] broke - oh. man anyway let you get to some calls. yeah man I think let me get let me get. into some of these calls we got some. good ones yeah they're pretty pretty. good lots of problems. lots of trouble man need some home are.

there yeah alright always will get into. a man if I need your expertise then I'll. holler back at your neck happy and. that's producer Nick Davis they're. always um always helping us out man you. got worked so hard and I'm grateful to. have him uh have him put up with me. alright let's get to some calls here as. always the hotline nine eight five six. six four nine five zero three IPO what's.

up Scott from over there in Baton Rouge. the red stick and I'll say this about. Baton Rouge never in my life when I was. in college had I seen more people get. snuck at a bar than in Baton Rouge. Louisiana I mean somebody would just be. standing there and somebody would come. up and just hit him for no damn reason. bruh and that's Baton Rouge bro go. Tigers dude also the amount of fans who. didn't go to college but go to the games.

blew my mind. blew my mind. there you'd have people in the stands. they didn't know any other colors except. for purple and gold and that's just SEC. football. yeah people can't read you have some. dude he'd been in a he'll be in a bubble. you know he have a disease and he'll be. in a bubble he have an air disease but. when it's game time brah he'll [ __ ]. unzip that big bag and [ __ ] come out. that [ __ ] he'll be out lurking just. taking his chances I might die but I'm.

I'm a witness a couple of these first. downs move the chains alright let's take. the rest of this call thank you for. calling Scott I want to tell you about. the bad weekend I sent my daughter to. the Natchez Mississippi hot-air balloon. festival oh yeah and Natchez Mississippi. out there on the levee they got one of. the most beautiful balloon festivals up. there and that's just an hour's you know. that's just a you know just a stoners.

throw from from Baton Rouge homeward and. the dish is done for warm. it was an immaculate time perfect. weather. great atmosphere this gun was awesome. Travis and Vern both came down and gave. us love a daughter she's seven. she was starstruck and help me too. I'd like to thank mrs. gun I'm a single.

bed it was really cool to share that. experience with my daughter hope to be. in Lafayette soon and we loves buddy. gang gang brah gang man Thank You. brothers nice you to say that yeah man. it's fun you know I can't imagine what. that's like getting to take your. daughter and do something nice like that. and something fun but good for you for. taking that action and doing it you know. you're not gonna let her have spaces in.

her brain where you guys don't where. there should be memories where there. should be things that are meaningful you. know you're gonna feel you're filling. her brain with with important cult you. know and that's important man that's. beautiful do to see that and and I'm. glad they could do it and I think they. have enough their music some of its. goofy and like fun enough we're not. goofy but it's the beats are kind of fun. enough where if a kid is really vibing. into it I think they could you know they.

could have fun for a little while so I'm. glad you guys got to do it you know they. are those boys are actually playing in. Tipitina's in New Orleans tonight and I. wish I was gonna be there but but I'll. see you over there in Lafayette man and. uh and and happy early Holidays to you. and yours all right let's take this call. that came in homework hey man my name is. fave you know I got two kids now one was. 12 when I was eight okay bro so you took.

four years off that off that crotch huh. you backed off that self that hitter off. that little law that wallet bro but you. backed off mom's a little sweat wallet. for about four years for you made that. second batch huh gang. and twelve-year-old say about eight. months ago you know she came out of the. closet to me and her mother the problem. is you know my mother caught wind of it.

you know my daughter coming out and all. and she said what were some very hurtful. things about my kid and then you know my. wife got into an argument with her and. she said some very hurtful things about. my wife and now not only have I not. talked to my mother in about five months. I've also not talked to my stepfather or. you know my three brothers in that same. time because you know when these things. happen everybody seems like everybody. takes a side and you know everybody took.

mom dukes aside I want to know if you. have any insight or if any of your other. listeners my fellow listeners had any. insight into uh you know into how I. could go about starting to try to repair. these relationships pretty much it. though hopefully after you out there we. on the road gang brah thanks for the. call that's a good question you know if. you have a say your child and 12 you. know and I'm not judging I'm just. showing from my own experience 12 seemed. a little young for a child to know.

full-throttle. what kind of nookie they like or what. kind of attraction they have but but. maybe it's not now maybe children are so. ramped up or just advanced that they. know what's up I mean I remember I saw a. couple middle schoolers making out one. time when I was driving two young boys. kind of tender kind of gentleman kind of. boys and dude I pulled over I said hey. guys you know maybe give it give it two.

years and see what's up you know does. these boys were 11 and they were kissing. out there and it's fine but it's just. like sometimes it gets they get you know. children can just get easily influenced. you know you see people doing drug you. do drug you see people you know kissing. um somebody you kiss somebody you know. you see somebody start a fire you start. a fire so.

but um but look it sounds like you that. you have no doubt about uh about you. know what your daughter where her sexual. laurels lie and that's tough man you. know what's tough really is balancing. like because like our parents and. grandparents especially you get some of. their generations things were just. different and I'm not saying that things.

in their generation were right but for. the time they were in they behaved in a. way that was fitting or more accepted or. sometimes they probably were maybe even. afraid like I bet there was a time you. know sixty years ago people might have. been afraid to say hey I support someone. who's gay that might have might have. been a fear whereas now it's almost like. a fear to say if you were to say I don't. support gay people you know people would. be more fearful of that so it's.

interesting cuz it's like we don't give. people a pass I don't feel like as much. as we should on their on their. perspective based on their world. you know if somebody grew up in the dark. and you trying to tell them about light. bulbs and [ __ ] they ain't ya gonna tell. you to go smoke a [ __ ] you know to smoke.

half a bowl of your own dead and that's. facts Jack because they don't know it. and if they come to a party where. everybody got the lights on and they. shut them all the lights off to them. that's gonna be normal you know eating. cake in the dark is normal to them. because that's what they know but now if. your mother got if she got now with the. part that where you it's a little you.

know where it's is when your mother if. she was saying mean stuff that's the. thing that's too much really it's just. not you know no one should do that to a. child especially and. and you have to take your child side. yeah I mean obviously there's no that's. the right move it sounds like that you. you know you're doing that you know I. don't have that experience because you. know I've never been a gay man and I've. never had a twelve-year-old child tell.

me they were gay if a kid told me he was. gay man I would tell them you know well. you know it looks fun a lot of gay. people have a lot of fun so. but don't dress up like damn little. mermaid bra if unless you trust your. friends. not to leave you that dude was just a. little roadside crowd out there your boy. but yeah I think it's a great question. maybe some of our listeners have a.

similar experience yeah must be it's. just interesting how from like you know. times and generations like things you. can't even say anymore even if you're. just joking too you know things that. were just read you know like our. grandparents could you know our. grandparents like everything's just a. lot more transparent now and I think.

back then our grandparent they just. weren't used to the transparency they. weren't used to they just weren't used. to the transparency of it and people. like to make their world they don't want. to people don't like to change a lot of. times we want to make you know okay this. is the way the world is and I lived in. it and and that's the way it'll always. be. you know we don't want to admit that the. world changes are the people's views. change or that that society like change.

I mean dude in two hundred years. everybody could be bisexual who knows it. could be the way that science takes us. and then we nobody exists anymore. because nobody has a wiener or a vagina. everybody has a vagina and nothing you. can't make a baby everybody's just. beaten their crotches against each other. but no babies you know that could be the. day new mom at all how it all shapes out. we don't know so. at that point people would be like damn.

we got to get some couple straight. people up here to the front lines to. [ __ ] to do it right to do some nookie to. nuki out you know to throw you know to. throw that body water into each other so. they can have a child so you know a lot. of hearsay out there but if a child if. you believe the kid and they know for a. fact I guess it's well view know what.

age is that fifth grade. yeah maybe these days that's how it is I. think usually you have to wait to. somebody's probably seventh grade for. they know if they're definitely going to. be gay but kids go through phases. sometimes you might go through it you. know especially these days I don't think. it's it's not wild if somebody's gay for. a year or 18 months and I'm not saying. that it's like they can't be gay forever. if they do whatever they want but.

sometimes people be like oh I'm gonna be. gay for July that's a thing you'll see. out here sometimes you know it's really. some guy who's really gay forever and. he's trying to sneak you you know trying. to get you to come over and enlist you. know so but yeah that's great if people. have some suggestions how to mend those. fences because yeah you don't want. people fighting forever over this I. can't believe your mom was yeah who's. yelling at a 12 year old kid about about.

that unless your parents just didn't. believe them you know because a lot of. kids these days they say they're all you. know you'll have kids saying I'm you. know this is you know all kinds of like. political stances and all kinds of stuff. and and you're like dude you know you. ain't [ __ ] you know you don't have a. you're not doing you don't even have a. job so but yeah it's interesting as like.

because a lot of like perspectives and. people's you know old views and new. views they're having a tough time. but I don't think you should shun all. old people because they believe. something different or they were brought. up in a different time because sometimes. if they do believe what was what people. believe now or what's more common now. more practices they would have been they. could have been ostracized at that time.

so it's not it's just this weird. teeter-totter sometimes but. congratulations to your daughter for. figuring that out. I'm sure it's interesting to navigate. and be supportive you know and learn how. to I'm sure it's a really time where you. learn how to be real loving when. somebody comes at you I mean look the. first set of tits I saw on somebody was. on a man that were 3d I saw drawn as I'd. seen some drawing tits and I'd seen my.

mother's tits and I'm sorry Maya I think. she listens to this but I'd seen some. drawing tits and then they had this boy. and he was a beautiful ginger guy and he. uh and he was real thick you know he was. that real just that [ __ ] that doughy. Joey he was real like a you know like a. big pastry or pass tree and he uh and he.

had tits on him and sometimes I would. look at him and and just kind of cover. my hands I've talked about this before. and I would just make a shape with my. hand in front of my eye where all I. could see was his breasts and pretending. was a woman I feel my body get really. you know that feel that little baby. diving-board start up in between my legs. feel that baby shark start growing and. suddenly I feel like a damn shark. because my I got that weiner fin bra so.

praise God man what else we got here. what else we got here here we got a call. that came in ninety five six six four. nine five zero three what's that do this. is fart. I'm from Macon Georgia Martin from Macon. and I bet everything people always say. make. and bacon and stuff like that and uh. since it because everything that that.

because one thing is popular that rounds. with making his bacon so I'm sure y'all. got to hear all that [ __ ] old Tom. quaking forsaken you know a lot of. churches probably right little cute. things on the sign you know you know. don't be forsaken and making breaking oh. we've had a lot of break-ins and makin. so awkward and last Friday I got two.

weeks in at work I'm calling because. I've got two dogs not showing Taco not. so I bought Omo and taco was bought for. me by the hunting lodge that I don't. work out and you know that's going to be. a point of contention now because I'm. believing at the beginning of the season. and the owner of the lodge just trying. to [ __ ] me out of this dog man he's. trying to take taco from me after I've.

taken care of dogs for the last six. months of radius didn't trained it and. he's pretty hard time his rough around. there just like sick people over and you. know I'm trying to get out of here. without burning any bridges but if you. trust to take this dog probably that I. don't know what's going to happen it. sees me uh because not serving taco more. obvious if brothers at this point I want. to do everything I'm not proud to keep. them together when I leave here anyhow.

it would be would be much appreciated. less love. gang bro look nacho and taco might be. brothers they might not I can't I'm not. sure just because you put something next. to each other for a long time doesn't. make it a brother you know what I'm. saying if you put you take a hitchhiker. and you take a UH somebody who works at. the mall you stand them next to each. other for six years they still might not. get they still there's nothing between. them you know they might there's nothing.

as soon as you say go one of them's. going back to work on one of them's. [ __ ] you know filming it to st. Louis. so you can't. you can't just make animals be brothers. only God can do that so what I'm saying. is you have to figure out it sounds like. if a communication issue bruh I mean. this guy knows what he's expecting you. have what you're expecting you trained. him it sounds like the dog was it given.

to you was it loaned to you it sounds a. gift some communication but if [ __ ] hits. the fan bruh throw that [ __ ] in the. back seat fire off a couple rounds bro. you know I would do warning shots only. man that's the big thing people forget. about warning shots a lot of times. people just already shoot somebody you. know what also works boom boom. warning shots think about it if somebody.

sees you shoot a gun twice in the air. the next logical thought to them is. honor gonna shoot me so I do warning. shots brought fire 5060 warning shots. and after that you can usually it's. usually really clear communication with. people after that so you know I mean.

it's getting Wild West out there if you. got to shoot something up a little bit. to get that animal then you know people. love animals and I can start to see it a. little bit more I've been attacked by a. lot of different animals and you know. I've been having dreams recently or semi. recently that um that there was a parrot. in Bethlehem in the manger in that baby.

shed I've had a lot of different dreams. about that because if you notice in a. lot of the drawings in a lot of those. freaking md's brothers manger drawings. they are the. the animals are real sedentary animals. you got a mule in there you got a lamb. or sheep. you got a donkey you got a cow some of.

you have a cow in there which is kind of. weird a cow how you get a cow all the. way out there in the desert like that is. unbelievable we have a camel with a. little hat on. but a lot of people you wouldn't think. they'd have a parrot in there but I have. a lot of Dreams where you see there is a. parrot and he's just kind of you know. just no crib for a bed you know where's.

the North Star you know I have a lot of. dreams about things that we didn't you. know behind the scenes of the manger. because here's the thing three old dudes. go out to the desert to visit a kid.

brought that's a Dateline episode today. so I'm not saying it didn't happen I. believe full forthright I believe 700. percent that it happened but but if that. can happen dude there could be a couple. rare animals in there you could have a. raccoon out there hanging out behind the. little the little baby crib they had. something in there they had a couple. raccoons they had a couple of um you.

know aardvarks or something up in that. [ __ ] I mean that's Bethlehem though so. but yeah do what you got to do out there. pop a stay woke bra and if that she. here's the thing you have to answer. directly to yourself is that your dog or. is that not your dog I know if. something's my dog if I go up to a dog. and it ain't my dog brah it ain't my dog. just coming sleeping with somebody's.

wife for six months don't make it my. wife. that's his wife even if I'm teaching her. new tricks and I'm too you know and I. bought her one of those um you know. omelet makers that folds over it's like. the pan that has the little hinges in. the middle in it it doesn't matter. none of that [ __ ] matters man what. matters is the facts what matters is the. documentation who saw the bay you know.

was it given to you was it not you know. the answer so then you need to build up. to start to part ways with the animal if. you want to not burn bridges or you need. to [ __ ] get a stack of matches dog. and like the [ __ ] Golden Gate up son. burn that [ __ ] sorry ma'am but it's. it's November bro it's no vote it's no. burn ver something to burn [ __ ] man if.

you have to not everything can not burn. so every now and then something's got a. torch out gang [ __ ] alright let's take a. call here nine eight five six six four. nine five zero three thank you a hair. from Paso Robles California hey Pamela. from Paso Robles and you think Paso. Robles that sounds like somebody about. to get naked in Mexico you know I'm. saying when you hear somebody say oh. Paso Robles say damn well let me put the.

ladder a little closer to window cuz I'm. about to watch them. deep bass come out okay you had a. wonderful Halloween by myself Esther. four large bags of candies a bunch of. kilos kids to come to my house and and. then my husband was picked up by. Homeland Security was trying to smuggle. in 17 kilos worth of methamphetamine. into the state Wow now that donkey was.

not in Bethlehem mental thing and that's. the thing about Bethlehem then I'll show. you the x-rays the MRIs of the animals. some of them have dope in their body in. their colon Oh word. I'm sitting here at work trying not to. think about it and having a rough time. James and I thought I would call and get. that off my chest I may or may not be. the last time I see her I think because. this is not her first this is her first. homeland security strike but it was.

definitely not her first strike she's. been stuck around with that that. addiction for 12 15 years and all of. them almost all of my life in 2009 was. 30 miles throw on the fall in my life. thank you so much for having this. hotline to that - mmm yeah yeah okay. okay love it love you too miss oh I. didn't know I thought she was mewling it. I thought she was just for vending I.

didn't know that she had an addiction. problem man it's crazy. that's heavy you know cuz having a. vagina that's definitely Jesus you know. if I had a wiener that had like a little. grocery bag hooked to it I'd probably be. running drugs all the time doing this or. doing that. stealing squashes are stealing a couple. um what are those things where you put. the butter on them and people like I'm. kind of but they don't really like them. asparagus no I'm talking about um.

and you artichokes so in a vagina that's. one of the problems if you have drugs or. something of the John it becomes. basically just a place to hide something. in your body and so when you have. addiction you don't think of it you know. you don't even think of this as a. feminine area anymore you think of it as. just a tool chest you know you think of. it as just a little like a chest of.

drawers oh I'll put this dope right here. in this crazy you know pouch in between. my legs and this extra you know this. kind of just like you know a little. glory bucket or just like a satchel so. man it's unfortunate you know maybe this. here's a thing. maybe the. to be the thing that shakes her back in.

a reality because everybody you got to. hit your bottom before you start to get. a foundation and everybody's bottom is a. different place some people's bottom is. way up here it's not a low-bottom some. people like that low bottom they just. real sonic the hedghog when it comes to. the drugs or the you know pornography or. whatever and it's as fight and it's a. struggle and I hope that she gets it I.

hope that this is a blessing in the. skies and this is that thing this is the. merry-go-round that turns her back to. you know to reality and a year from now. you see her come around the edge and. they got a mirror buyer and like a fake. horse and a damn you know cinnamon stick. and she's on a damn you know she's. coming around the bend and uh because. yet there's not I mean it's it's funny. because the things we do when we're in. addiction some of them are just cries.

for help and maybe that's what this is. in a weird way but I wish her well and I. think it's sweet that you care about her. so much and I mean who knows that. Christmastime she could be sixty days. sober and and really have a whole new. perspective and hopefully this will be. that for her alright what else man we. got it we got to pay the bills here and. you guys if you want to support the. podcast and support it could we'll take.

it you know I want to let you know that. if you are struggling with something and. I struggle look I'm struggling right now. a pornography man I've had you know I. was doing well and then this past really. this past six months man I've really had. a tough time with not pornography as. much but cigarettes and just man but I'm. tired I'm tired of swimming in the same. circle I'm tired of it man I'm tired of.

when them pet when they when the rat. hits the road of you know not having. enough cheese in the fridge to [ __ ]. say okay I'm gonna it's gonna be. different this time. so yeah and it's just you know it's a. battle we stay fighting though you know. we stay fighting and that's what we do. here and I hope that your cousin does. the same this episode is brought to you.

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your first month at better help calm. slash Theo and I'll say this we're going. to get into some more calls we got some. good ones have come in and thank you. guys for sharing you know being willing. to share what's going on with you with. me and just thinking about stuff you. know yeah I've been struggling a lot a. lot with the cigarettes recently and I'm. just tired of just going in these. circles minyan at a certain point I just.

gotta [ __ ] be strong enough to just. get just but then it's like man I don't. want to not have anything you know. you know can't drink can't do drugs. can't it's just hard man it's hard. sometimes you know and I know there's. our stuff out there to make me feel good. I know those things but sometimes it's. still like you know you just want to you.

just you know I don't like not being. able to do what I want to do I don't. like something or someone telling me. what I can and can't do but that's just.

small picture me and big picture me. knows that that there's better ways to. there's better methods and there's. better things I can do that will. actually bring me some long-term joy. then it's getting that short-term. [ __ ] that little puffy puffy dude a. little dirty sick idealism wrong then.

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dude and start looking for [ __ ]. Rubik's cubes you feel me man. sometimes you just want a big cocaine. snake to just climb right up in here as. a boy alright let's take a call here. onward hey he calling from Texas but. anyways I'm calling today I don't know I. have this as an issue it was my brother. I mean I feel like I kind of hate him.

feel like he doesn't give a [ __ ] about. me growing up as a kid like we were yeah. we live with my mom serious divorce like. whenever my dad I would say he was gonna. come pick me up I was like always look. out the window my dad would never show. up and said every time I heard the car. drive by I would always run in the. window and look out beautiful tender it. was and I remember one brother always. telling me like I called me stupid. saying he doesn't love us he doesn't. care about us like what am i doing and. then when I'm 19 I find out like my dad.

dies I find out that my brother had a. relationship with them at some point. like they were hanging out it was doing. [ __ ] together and I didn't find out. until after my dad died and I found out. because my dad died and that really. needs to feel a lot of resentment. towards my brother because it's like. what the [ __ ]. oh why are you keeping me from him and. for me maybe it wasn't his choice I. don't know I have a lot of issues with. him I don't know how to tell him that. really talk to him about it but uh.

hopefully maybe construct my I don't. know man game bro thanks for calling man. I really appreciate it. that's a nice seat us to uh to call and. I'm sorry to hear about the situation. you know a lot of it I can relate to. because my brother and I had a similar. relationship you know we didn't get. along really when we rich kid we were. kids we did actually there was no. connectivity you know my brother and I. were brothers by blood but there was no. real you know our family we didn't love.

each other there was no you know no one. ever taught us like oh we're a family. and we stick together there was none of. that kind of [ __ ] I just I just felt. like I just been sentenced to live in a. house with a couple other people and it. was because there was no connection you. know I think one of the ways somehow. that you can I don't think you can hold.

your brother. you can't hold it him against him that. he didn't share your dad with you once. he met him once they hung out or. whatever your dad was the one problem. you know who's chose not to be around. unless your mother didn't allow him to. be around that happens sometimes. sometimes the mothers they don't allow. it but if that's not the case then if. your dad didn't if he wasn't there man. he wasn't there so once your brother. kind of got to spend time like that.

little bit of time or whatever you know. I think you're really mad at your dad. and I think that there's probably like a. grieving you know I think there's there. might be a grieving program or 12-step. program that you could use for grieving. that you could join for loss you know. that people have lost someone and they. might be able to help you in there you. might be able to have a gather something. from them that's what I think even if.

you just went in there and listened to. their story. even if you didn't think you could. relate I bet some of the feelings they. have surrounding loss and uh and missed. opportunities but that was your data. your dad's opportunity that you missed. that he missed you know he missed the. chance to get to know you you know and. so often we like you know we just it's.

so fun it's so amazing how like how much. of a young man is all we want is just to. see our dad to see us it's almost like. it's just your only real purpose is to. make you as - as for our father to see. us to recognize us. you know our fathers they're just a boy. you know sadly they're just a boy.

they're just you know they become a man. but sometimes they don't so now somebody. didn't teach them well you know and. sometimes it's it's interesting because. it goes down generation to generation. and you know you have to beat your anger. that you have to find some way all right. I don't know if you have to but you. don't have to do anything but the way.

that humanity wins is if we're able to. cut off the problem you know if we're. able to change our heart or change our. ways so that we say I'm not going to do. the same thing that happened to me. because the easy thing and the way that. you have an easy way out is if you have. a kid one day you don't really you're. not there for the kid you always have. somebody to blame you can blame your dad.

you always have somebody to blame a lot. can this blame him and that's the easy. way out and nobody could breathe people. can point fingers at you but really they. point in maturing and they point them. upwards over to Daddy. but the the the mastery I think in life. comes if we're able to stop the stop. that that that inherited just dying. [ __ ] bruh I mean its sheer dying.

[ __ ] bruh SDF and just to be able to. stop it and to be able to find you find. some way you know whether it's through a. program or through talking with others. or whatever it is do where you're able. to find a way to forgive him and find. empowerment inside of yourself so when. you're a dad one day or that you won't. let the same thing happen you don't let. it happen with you and your kid your kid.

never knows any of those feelings what. that's like you know and that's how we. win that's how we win and it sucks man. so it sucks sometimes because the way. you know but if that's not how you get. here like if you don't that's how you. got here you don't exist otherwise the. only way you exist just about is with. that mom and that dad that's the only.

way you exist and and that's a blessing. you're here this is it this is the rod. bruh and it's bareback man you know and. I think just do your best to love your. brother you know he probably you don't. know what it was like for him you know. if he doesn't communicate it that well. or doesn't communicate it the way you. want it to be communicated with him then.

that's that's just he's gonna be what. he's gonna be and you can't hold it. against and we just got to find some way. to just find some joy and to stop that. thing from happening you got it we do. week you know that's when we win when we. stop for this we're not gonna Jeanette. we're not gonna pass this thing down. again we're gonna stop we're gonna. change our behavior and so this doesn't. happen to me. because the blessing is you could have.

been your fault what if you you know you. know the higher powers had moved you. guys up a generation and you could be. what if you were your dad and you had a. son and you don't see him but that's not. what they did they said hey we're gonna. make you the son we're gonna make you. the pivotal piece that can change it. that can change the behavior and change. the course because you gonna need to.

shovel the rivers running like this you. will need a shovel and you have to do. some work to uh to bend that waterway. and create a different you know a. different traversing of water you got to. got a dick we got to get a new canal. going and that's really a blessing man. that the higher powers of the universe. put it on you they said we this is the. boy that can do it he's the one that can. go through this part where he gets left.

out by his father and he's the one who. can turn this river you know he's the. one who can do it because it could have. been you could have been up a generation. and you you you just be the daddy and. you have a son and you know you're out. bowling or something or doing [ __ ]. frisbee golf or something and doing coke. and you never see your son but that's. not what they did your dad took that L. and if you think it was probably.

enjoyable for your father. I bet it wasn't man. I couldn't imagine anything more painful. than not seeing my kid even if I would. pretend there wasn't even if I if I. would pretend it wasn't painful. I couldn't imagine anything that in my. real heart of heart would hurt me more a. bit and I don't even have a damn kid bro. so but who knows man they got children. out there you know two six-year-olds.

just came out of the closet bro so it's. it's getting you know it's things are. changing is getting unique out there do. that I wish my nuts were square man. don't you. you ever wish your nuts our score square. I was stacking bro you here I'm stacked. them bad cats oh that nut stacker you. know who he is everybody wouldn't know.

all right let's take this call right. here. hey hey Evan thank you for calling man. and Minnesota beautiful place out there. they saw they have the that's where the. Mississippi River begins up there in. Lake Itasca and you can pee in it right. there at the top and I mean it's only. about half a foot wide so it's real easy. to just kind of pee right into homework.

okay you down there near Iowa then you. close some people don't know a lot of. people you know don't know how land is. and so they don't know that Minnesota. and Iowa share a border home word kinda. made a full circle move myself I've been. livin up in the cities living down in. Mankato kind of do my thing for a while. and you know you kind of get to that age. where family just kind of take a. different perspective and you know my. dad kind of had an accident was in high. school he's got some back issues you. know and to hear him struggling you know.

working his butt off all the time you. know I'm the older brother of two you. know so kind of [ __ ] I needed to step up. everything so I'm back home we're. farming harvest time getting those. soybeans in that that sweet corn out of. the ground so just I've been feeling a. good man dude that's awesome man. beautiful to get back and help your dad. you over there and that's family romance. right there when you care about somebody. and you go help them that's family. romance bro when you win that love for.

your family cuz we go through these. stages I find anyway I go through these. stages where it's like you don't look. you know you're just thinking about. yourself and it's your own life and. you're sprouting like a bean but then. you start to get big and you realize oh. man you know really I'll miss my roots. you know I love being a plant but man I. just I really miss my roots. oh let's hear more didn't think I'd ever.

end up back home in my hometown where I. came from but you know working with my. family and being around my brother it's. just been amelie an experience I'm just. still into abandoned but I love our gang. gang getting them hitters up on that. corn a 8 a.m. to 1 a.m. baby let's go. get it. gang brah and you got a love corn if you. don't love corn then something's wrong. with you think about yourself. do you love corn if you said no. something's wrong with y'all something's.

wrong with cha because you you think. about all the kind of corn to have corn. sweet corn candy corn regular corn. popcorn corn on the cob corn bread. Cornish game hen corn unicorn I mean.

that's if you if having if having 9. types of corn ain't enough for you then. and if you said no to all 9 types then. yeah something's wrong with you you. probably shouldn't be alive that's all. I'm saying. and I'm not threatening you this ain't. nothing like that I'm just saying if one. out of nine types of corn you can't.

exacerbate to one of them then you are. the problem. you think corns the problem 9 times corn. comes at you 9 different ways and you. can every time you can't you know find a. comfortable landing space inside of your. heart for that ce o-- r n boy then. you're the problem there should be a.

corn test you but you just you do one. after the other in front of some person. if they say no to all nine bro. sayonara boy. welcome to sword practice boy you going. to heaven so but you know it's never too. late bruh. you know this young man didn't think he. was gonna be out there and now he's back. at home and it's just man it's like no.

matter what we're doing it's like if we. if if it's going to be joyous we got to. make it joyous joy don't just happen you. know we got to bring it you know change. this doesn't happen we say it all the. time but yeah nothing changes if nothing. changes tomorrow you're not going to. wake up and your relationships going to. be different it's not going to happen. unless you do something to affect it and. I'm not telling you what to do I don't.

know what I'm talking about but I'm. telling you that I've spent time you. know and love somebody but I didn't care. enough to do a lot of the work that it. takes to make it mean something and when. the game went and and when that when and. when it ends if it ends you don't you. want to look back at the game and just.

you want to have played it you know you. want to have have played it. and yeah it's never too late you know. it's never too late to get I was talking. about this last week and I don't know. why I'm saying and I'm not taught I'm. just talking because I need to hear. myself say these things you know it's.

never too late to uh to not give up on. yourself you know when to get out of. your brain and get into action and make. some changes it can be small but to tell. somebody you love them to to spend some. time with that kiddo to take them to. that Bishop gun show and see a balloon. race instead of just relaxing for the. afternoon you know to surprise your wife.

at lunch or you love when or something. or even if your wife if you if you are. oh if you want to if you are someone you. know if you more have more of a. homoerotic kind of tendency surprise. your same-sex loved one with a sandwich. or Widow um you know one of them four. inch rounds I think is back at Subway. get them something you know there's. nothing more beautiful than two people. out there eating a four inch round or.

something there's just you know it's a. limited time in but it's never too late. to get over it's never too late to. adjust that flow and there's no better. time really to uh to surprise people or. to bring somebody back into your life or. to adjust the pattern that's going on. then then the holidays it's the olive. branch of the calendar forgiveness is. built into it do you go you take.

somebody to an orange latte or somebody. get somebody a spiced you know one of. them cornucopia hats or something buy. somebody a damn clove there's a million. opportunities to really to blend and you. got this [ __ ]. and we go [ __ ] hard son and we don't. give up on ourselves and we change the.

tune we change the tune baby let's go. you know what I'm saying let's go we got. this [ __ ] and they say you can't do it. and you can do it and you say you can't. do it that's the crazy part a lot of. times the Vey is you it's me it's us. it's ourselves you know I sometimes. think how can my worst enemy live in my. head but that's the challenge of life.

that's what separates you know people. just must grass from Mountain cats baby. the one that can see what their brain is. trying to do to him and the one that. says starts getting that brain to work. for them and we got this we got this man. good luck to everybody out there have a.

good day have a good night. tickle somebody tickle your spouse when. was the last time you tickled them. tickle your [ __ ] cousin brother took. her your fat cousin you know he's gonna. like it but he say you don't like it he. gonna like it you know it's okay man buy. somebody a little thing of tater tots. for lunch bra somebody at work you think. y'all don't get along behind my shake or.

something buy my strawberry shake buy. him a snack you see some little fella. you know he you know he dressed up like. a mermaid pickers throw his little ass. up you know put him in an aquarium bruh. repurpose that little bastard you know. it's never too late. and as always this is Stevie starlight.

and he's been with us since the. beginning man this music man with his. hit it's never too late to come over. [Music]. [Music].

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just don't set me free baby just don't. say goodbye. [Music]. to. chip-chop.

[Applause]. sound slips away from you. [ __ ] yeah so don't hesitate to come o it. to yourself way.

and that's Stevie starlight come over. and you can find that on YouTube and. Stevie was a guest early on the show and. and he's one of a kind and so are you. and so am i and we got this you know. sometimes it's not always the victory so. know me this it's the fight but we don't.

give up one more week. we did it we hear you here we're gonna. be ok you guys be good to yourselves you. deserve it huh and thank you for. reminding me to do the same okay.